I experienced something no man should.

[Grandy]

Welcome to adulthood. Just wait until they start shoving cameras up your ***...

Ive had staples in my balls. I have no pity.

Oh, yeah?! Well, you smell like poopoo!

[Ben]

No seriously though. The camera is not small. Nor is the thick cold steel cable attached to it.

[Grandy]

The way you describe I might end up liking it.

[drenrin2120]

D=

This frownie face is inadequate.

[zuhane]

No seriously though. The camera is not small. Nor is the thick cold steel cable attached to it.

Was it a full-sized TV broadcasting news camera? That'd hurt!!

[coasterkrazy]

I cringed just reading that...

[Cerebus]

I lol'd. Seriously.

Sorry for your little guy, though, that's gotta hurt.

[Grandy]

Eh, it's better now. I can barely remember the pain and humiliation.

However I already broke the new rule twice in the morning. :/

[Grandy]

I dunno the name of this kind of surgery in english. Basically there was this little bit of muscle which was too short, and could damage little Grandy during veryv fun time.

I can't go up cause in doing so there's the risk of the incision re-opening. And that's terrible.

[Archem]

And that's terrible.

[Dragonium]

While no one was looking, the doctor put forty stitches in Grandy's penis.

[Grandy]

The nurse was looking.

The whole time

[Natako]

She's probably into stuff like that.

...On second thought, I really don't want to continue with that line of thought.

[Grandy]

You know you do.


You know what's weird? The injection, painful as it was, wasn't the worst.

It's the fact that even if I felt no pain, I still could feel everything else.

I couldn't see it, of course, they'd put a screen so I couldn't.

But the sensation was there. The incision, the cutting, the muscles in the way. Everything.

Nice dreams, people!

[zuhane]

That's like the grand anti-Horlicks of sleeping, Grandi. Cheers.