TEXTVENTURE - Wordplay to the EXTREME!

[Archem]

>HELP

Type a word for information: >SELECTION LIMBO

SELECTION LIMBO is a dimension where time doesn't flow, allowing the player to make important decisions. The player will enter SELECTION LIMBO when an important decision is unable to be made. The only way to exit SELECTION LIMBO is to find your decision within SELECTION LIMBO.

[Archem]

>HELP

Type a word for information: >REALMSPHERE

REALMSPHERES populate SELECTION LIMBO, and are necessary for performing DECISIONCRAFT.

[fruckert]

> LOOK

[Archem]

You LOOK around you. Everything seems a bit more PURPLE than it used to. Except for the inside of that CAR, which seems a bit GREEN.

[fruckert]

For some bizarre reason I had a dream that LIMBO was a level in DOOM.
Yeah, I don't know why I had a dream about a charas thread either.

> Make sure there isn't a GREEN MOTHER****ING SUN in the car.

[Archem]

//Pretty sure it's because I'm a wicked-awesome narrator. Also, I'm totally starting mini-off-topic segments like this from now on.

You peer cautiously into the CAR and see a GLOWING GREEN ORB. Perhaps the CAR DOOR is unlocked?

[Dragonium]

>Attempt to OPEN CAR DOOR

[fruckert]

> Attempt to smash in window with your elbow.

[Archem]

It would seem that you've smashed a WINDOW or two in your youth, as this NETHERWORLDLY GLASS shatters as though it were NORMAL GLASS. Well, it is, but frozen in time. The GLASS SHARDS (which you seem to be leaving in your wake) are suspended in air, moving only from the motions of your ELBOW. You find this to be pretty trippy. Afterwards, you find that the DOOR LOCK was never active, but you've never been one to pass up the option to destroy GLASS.

[Natako]

> Open CAR DOOR.
> Climb into DRIVER'S SEAT.
> Make revving noises and pretend to be a RACING CHAMPION.

[Archem]

You perform all those silly things you typed, and then some. How productive you are. Your mother would be proud, if she weren't busy being frozen in time, along with everything else that isn't you.

[fruckert]

> Stop wasting time and eat delicious orb pocket the green sun-like object.

[Archem]

You reach out and

ITEM(S) ACQUIRED:

ONE (1) REALMSPHERE

Oh, that was a pretty odd transition. You should probably get used to it. Too bad that REALMSPHERE won't do you any good, since you still haven't learned any DECISIONCRAFT SKILLS.

[WarxePB]

> Flashback to your FIFTH-GRADE DECISIONCRAFT CLASSES

[fruckert]

> Search for more loot.