Russian Meteor

[Archem]

I'm based in things that are actually happening.

So what I'm getting at here is that we need to make that happen.

[daoman89]

You're right!  We need to bring back the Velocirapters! 

[Meiscool]

Thinking like that is why space keeps attacking us.

[daoman89]

What? It won't be like Jurassic Park lol

[Moosetroop11]

"Clever Stalin."

[Meiscool]

Why don't we just bring back Hitler too.

The nerve of some people...

[daoman89]

The Holocaust was horrible.  I dated a jew and one of my english professors was jewish and he told me some horrific stories that they did to the jews...  Thank god hitler is gone for good.  I hope nobody here thought they were good people.

[Meiscool]

Ich werde essen meine fuhrer die furzen!!! Sieg heil! Sieg heil!!

[Archem]

I'm gonna have to stop this joke right here. We're pretty much teetering on the line of good taste (although, if this weren't the internet, we'd have already crossed that line, stolen its car, and drove across three states before finally coming to a halt).

[Prpl_Mage]

Didn't mass effect mention asteroids as weapons of mass destruction?

[Meiscool]

Never played it.

[daoman89]

Seeing how those rocks can cause an explosion of 100 terratons, i'd think do lol

[fruckert]

Didn't mass effect mention asteroids as weapons of mass destruction?

It's a pretty common sci-fi trope to strap rockets to asteroids and smack them into planets.

[Prpl_Mage]

It's a pretty common sci-fi trope to strap rockets to asteroids and smack them into planets.

Common even? Interesting, where else may I encounter this glorious idea? And I suppose that FF7 doesn't count seeing how magic was involved.

[daoman89]

If that meteor hit the planet, it would've destroyed the entire planet's crust with that inferno and shockwave.