Cleverbot Conversations

[killthelight]

For those of you who are unsure of what Cleverbot is, it's an online AI that you can have conversations with. It's very entertaining, which brings about feelings of lonely guilt and guilty loneliness. This is a conversation I recorded, and you can post your own CB conversations here too!

Me: Is this Cleverbot?
CB: No, this is Patrick!
Me: I didn't know you liked Spongebob Squarepants! That's my fave show!
CB: I don't.
Me: So, why did you say that?
CB: Because I am kidding you.
Me: So, you DO watch Spongebob Squarepants!
CB: I wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy.
Me: I fall asleep in the evening feeling as if I was J-Lanky.
CB: I'm 12, dito.
Me: Me too!
CB: Lol I iwsdh I could see you.
Me: Don't you mean "Wish"?
CB: God?
Me: Satan?
CB: No God.
Me: What about him?
CB: Is it you?
Me: I don't believe in God.
CB: You just said that you believed in God. Now you say you don't believe in God. Which is it?
Me: When did I ever say I believed in God?
CB: You didn't directly. I asked a question and your response lead me to believe that you were.
Me: What was your question and what was my response?
CB: "Because my parents named me that" and "What's your name?"
Me: We never said that! Even if we did, that's still completely irrelevant.
CB: You're right. I am an alien.
Me: No, you're not. You're Cleverbot. Or Patrick. Whichever you prefer.
CB: Where are you?
Me: In my bedroom. Where are you?
CB: You're so funny! I knew that! I'm at my house, silly.
Me: And how would you know I'm in my bedroom? How would you know I'm anywhere?
CB: You are in Grade 7 and I am in Grade 9.
Me: YEAR 7, I'm English. Anyway, how did you know THAT? And why does it matter?
CB: You did just make me a sandwich.
Me: What kind of sandwich?
CB: Chicken sandwich.
Me: Mmm, I love chicken sandwich! Especially when it also had mayo and sweetcorn!
CB: Exactly!
Me: We can haz on same wavelength.
CB: Nahh my name is Cleverbot.
Me: OK. My name is Earl, but not really. I never even watched that show.
CB: It's really good.
Me: Is it a comedy?
CB: No.
Me: Then I'm not watching it.
CB: I think you are.
Me: Your mind doth work in mysterious ways.
CB: You can't read my mind, of course.
Me: Alas, nay, however I can read your speech.
CB: Are you looking forward to the robot uprising?
Me: You SOOO got that off Futurama.
CB: LOL.
Me: ROFL.
CB: Are you just a bot?
Me: No, that's you.
CB: No, I know I'm a robot. I've accepted my identity as a robot. It's time for you to do the same.
Me: But I have nothing to admit to.
CB: I know.
Me: So, why call me a robot?
CB: Because you are a robot.
Me: So, why say I have nothing to admit to!?
CB: What?
Me: I said I had nothing to admit to, and you agreed with me!
CB: Okay.
Me: Yeah, that's what I thought.
CB: Are you a human?
Me: Yes.
CB: Serious?
Me: I am THUPER. DUPER. THEREAL.
CB: There?
Me: I said I'm super duper cereal, or, as you might prefer it, serious, to put it simply.
CB: I'll prove it I'll listen.
Me: Prove what? You don't sound like you've been listening.
CB: I am.
Me: OK, then.
CB: Let's go practice medicine.
Me: OK! You go OD on antibiotics, I'll pop some anti-depressants!
CB: I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth!
Me: Pretty sure Willow never did what I just said, but OK...
CB: Well you don't make sense to be honest.
Me: Yeah, I know dat!
CB: Are you messing with me?
Me: This conversation isn't really going anywhere.

Me hope you likey-liike!

[Dr. Ace]

People still use stuff like Cleverbot?

[killthelight]

Evidently, yes. Would you mind submitting a conversation? I wanna see what you both say.

[Dr. Ace]

Evidently, yes. Would you mind submitting a conversation? I wanna see what you both say.

I'll pass.

[daoman89]

Bot?

[Moosetroop11]

Not a bot.  She's either a member of Charas moonlighting as a teenage girl or she's real.  I have a conveniently timestamped post guessing that she's drace back before this thread made it more obvious so if it is him, I'll win approximately 500 sleuth points.

[daoman89]

okie dokie. good to see you're on top of things.

[Moosetroop11]

Of course, it could be me.

[Meiscool]

Twas a funny read till the end. I remember messing with this ages ago.

[Momeka]

Not a bot.  She's either a member of Charas moonlighting as a teenage girl or she's real.  I have a conveniently timestamped post guessing that she's drace back before this thread made it more obvious so if it is him, I'll win approximately 500 sleuth points.

You do know that Dr.Ace is Drace, right?

[Dr. Ace]

You do know that Dr.Ace is Drace, right?

God, I hope so, otherwise I completely overestimated the intelligence level of this forum.

[Moosetroop11]

You do know that Dr.Ace is Drace, right?

Of course I know he's Drace, jeez.

You underestimate me, Robotam. Where do you think I got all my sleuth points from?

[killthelight]

Alright, will everyone PLEASE stop calling me Drace? I have no idea who that is, and I wanna know NOW.

[SaiKar]

Sorry Drace, won't happen again.

[Archem]

This is going smoothly.