Charas Pub

[WarxePB]

Kratos: *looks around, then looks at Warxe* Is it always this chaotic?
Warxe: Pretty much, yeah.
Kratos: In that case, give me a beer. *gives 200 Gald to Red*
Red: What's this?
Kratos: Money.
Red: Oh, okay. *walks away*
Kratos: *draws sword and points it at Red* I want my beer.
Warxe: You realize you're pointing it at a skeleton.
Kratos: ... *points it at Warxe* Give me a beer.
Warxe: *grabs beer* There. Happy?

***

Kratos: *drunk* ...so I tell him that you can't oppose fate!
Warxe: Oookay...
Kratos: Gimme another beer!
Warxe: You've already had 30.
Kratos: GIMME ANOTHER ONE! *swings sword wildly*
Warxe: *summons hammer, and knocks Kratos out* Well, that'll take care of him for awhile... *walks out*
Red: Eh hem...
Warxe: Uh, yeah, there's some money in Kratos' pockets. Go ahead and take that.

[charaman]

Just then, Charaman emerges in the doorway
Razor:  HEY! I THOUGHT WE KILLED YOU LIKE TEN TIMES IN THE FIRST PUB RP!
Charaman:...
Razor: GET HIM
*everyone jumps on Charaman*

[Xen]

*Xen enters and heads toward the bar. He remains silent with a calm face on things. Realizing he is too young to drink, he places himself on a chair and watches the others in the pub. His face doesn't change emotion as he thinks about being pelted by stones and being ignored by many.*

[Darkfox]

: Hey, this place is too dead!

*Lightwolf enters*

Lightwolf: Actually *points at Red* this guy IS dead!

[Xen]

*Listening in on Lightwolf's joke, Xen lets out a small laugh only to be heard by his own ears*

Xen:Good one Lightwolf.....

[WarxePB]

Kratos: *gets up* It's a wolf of Cruxis! *draws sword* You must die now! *lunges at Lightwolf, but passes out in mid-lunge*
Lightwolf: Oookay...
Warxe: Indeed. *steals Kratos' sword* Steals? I just took it... I'll return it later...
Narrator: No. I said you stole it, so you stole it.
Warxe: *kills Narrator with stolen sword* I didn't steal it! *puts on sombrero and starts dancing* Hey!
Narrator: That's what you get... for messing with me!

[Xen]

*Xen laughs. Cowering at the same time in hope that he will not meet the same fate as the narrator did*

[Darkfox]

Wasabe's voice: Can I be narrator now!?

[Xen]

*Xen turns to Wasabe*

Xen:Noooooooo!!! Don't do it!!!
Wasabe's voice: Why not?
Xen:I dunno.... I've just always wanted to say that!

[Darkfox]

Comediac Sound Effect: wah wah waaah!

Wasabe: Who did that? *shrugs* Ok... um... so... uh... then... a pink hippo walked in! *a pink hippo walks in*

[WarxePB]

*Warxe starts doing the tango with Xen, and Kratos and Lightwolf get into a fist fight*
Narrator: I am all powerful!! *evil laugh*

[Darkfox]

Wasabe: Mr. Narrator, there's a spider on your back.

[WarxePB]

*Wasabe has a heart attack*
Narrator: Do not try and fool a god! *looks on back, and sees spider* Oh...
Red: I am not affected by your powers of narration! *falls apart* *comes back together* *smacks Narrator*
Narrator: *dies*

[Darkfox]

Wasabe: Wait... I don't HAVE a heart, stupid Narrator. Oh well... *Narrator turns into roast turkey*

[charaman]

*Charaman stands up*
Charaman: MMMM! turkey!
Turkey: NOOO DON'T!