Charas Pub

[WarxePB]

*The pieces of Warxe gather and reform*
Warxe: Hmm... *surrounded by enemies* Hey, look, a distraction! *militants all look in the opposite direction* *Warxe jumps over militants*
Razor: Right...
Warxe: *explodes, killing a large number of them*

[Razor]

Razor: Fine. I'll summon the Bahamut.
*baha men appear*
Bahamen: Who let the -
Razor: Shut up! Go home.
Bahamen: You have to pay for our taxi.
Razor: We're over 100 feet below the sea! There is no taxi!
Bahamen: Fine. *teleport away*

[Darkfox]

Levinna: Eep! Dead bodies!

Darkfox: Um... how did Bahamut turn into the Baha Men?

Levinna: I don't know but... eep! Dead bodies!

[SaiKar]

Sai'Kar: *shoots a blast from her laser at one of the militants* Take that. And that!
Warxe: Wow, I did not know technology like that existed. They said it was impossible to make lasers like that!

*laser vanishes in a puff of logic*

Sai'Kar: Oh geez, thanks SO MUCH Mr. Point out the Obvious!

[Razor]

Razor: I'll retry.
*summons Bahamut*
B: Rrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwrrrr!!!!!! *fire giga flare at WG*
WG: It's like someone turned on a heatlamp.
Razor: Why is Bahamut 3 inches tall?

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Heh... I summon Carbunkle! *summons a carbon key*
Well, that's useless... Random Summon! *summons Zero*
Zero: Why am I here? And why am I sober?
Warxe: That doesn't matter. *points to militants* Kill them.
Zero: Yes, master... *runs at militants, swinging Z-Saber wildly*
Sai: Wait? Why can we summon anyways? It defies physics or something... *3-inch tall Bahamut and Zero vanish in a puff of logic*
Warxe: Aw man...

[Darkfox]

Levinna: Tsunami! *A huge wave smashes through a large group of militants but at the same time brings in a massload of water* ooops...

Darkfox: ...oi...

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *steals Sai's *vanishes in a puff of logic* line*
Sai: Hey!
Warxe: Now, for those militants... *throws multiple grenades at militants*
Sai: You just blew some holes in the floor. *water gushes in*
Warxe: Well... You're lucky that I have a backup! To the Charas Pub!
*Batman effect*
Sai: Wait... Why are we here?
Warxe: Batman effect.
Sai: But... That defies logic. *waits for Warxe to vanish*
Warxe: Fwah ha ha! I stole that line, remember?
Sai: Blast it!

[Darkfox]

*Blast's the "vanishes in a puff of logic" line*

Darkfox: Well, Sai did say blast it.

[WarxePB]

Warxe: You can't blast a line. *DF vanishes in a puff of logic*
Now, to the real problem. We're still underwater. Any ideas?
Sai: How about you just Batman effect us to the ground?
Warxe: That's ingenious! *Batman effects to the surface*

[SaiKar]

Sai'Kar: YOU PEOPLE! Do you have any idea how long it takes to make a good line?
Warxe: No.
Darkfox: Nope.
Sai'Kar: Oh, well, me neither. I actually stole that form the Hitchhiker's Guide.
Warxe: *facevault*
Judges: Wow, good valut! We give it a 9.4!
Audience: *claps*
Sai'Kar: ...

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: Wait, logic? After everything thats happened what isn't plausable. Anyways, can anybody truly prove or disprove somthing totally just because it's not seen? If a thing can't be proved or disproved then it myswell be real. It's a simple equation really *holds out an equation and things that disappeared reappear, unfortunately the laser beams do as well and penetrate the hull* Eheheheh...

Levinna: Wow, thats amazing!

Lightwolf: What's amazing? What did I do again? *looks at the paper* MATH!? I HATE MATH!

Darkfox: Well I'm back I suppose... oh great... here we go again, sombody plug the hole!

[Drace]

Drace: Stop the summoning!
One of those ugly beast touched my bear.
Darkfox: Ok we'll send them away.
Drace: I was talking to the summons.

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: He has a bear? Weird...

Wasabe: You better not be calling me ugly!
Levinna: Or me!

Darkfox: ... ... ... ... *looks around*

Wasabe: Well...?

Darkfox: What? I don't really mind, I'm sorta a summon myself, being a God Beast and all...

[Razor]

God: Did someone mention me?
Razor: No.
*God disappears*
Darkfox: Don't forget, we're still sinking... again.