Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Grandy back! W0000t!

[Meiscool-2]

Noah: See, I told ya. Even as Bi chicks, Drace still can't get laid by em. But.... wouldn't be interesting if he tried?
Mt11: That'd make a good movie
Dragonium: Here's your popcorn
Grandy: Thx
*Drace exits the room*
Razor: Hey look, the dracy one is on camra!
*Drace: Hey ladies..... or whatever you are. How's it goin?*

*Meiscool enters room and spys monitor*
Meiscool: Oh! What's this? Looks like some sorta demonic ritual is going on.
MT11: Hmmm. Yes, I've heard of these things. This one is to summon a God by the looks of it.
Dragonium: Yes. And by the looks of things, all they need now is the virgin sacrafice to call the God to earth.
Grandy: Well, say bye to Drace then......

12 seconds later.....

[Drace]

Drace: What the hell happend?
Razor: *Comes from under the ravage* My pub..... it.....
MT11: Blew up.... My god....

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Emerges, glowing bright green, from wreckage*

Razor: O_o

Dragonium: VRAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Razor: Um... Why the radioactivity?

MT11: Do something cool!

Razor: Uh?

MT11: He's radioactive, ergo he can do cool stuff.

Dragonium: EEEEEEEEEEWAHWAHWAHFYOOOWARRRGHBOOBOOPFYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF.

MT11: What is he doing?

Drace: Oh my god... He's talking... In Dial-Up!!!!

Razor: Oh my Lord... *Makes sign of the cross, sprays Dragonium with holy water*

Dragonium: FWEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOHOOOOOBEEBEEBEE.

Razor: It's not working!

MT11: It's the lag! Destroy it! *Smashes random AOL symbol*

Dragonium: PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHConnection Established. *Glow disappears*

MT11: Phew...

Grandy: Okay, two points.

a) Why is there nothing to do with Evil Bi Girls here?

and

2) What the hell is ergo?

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Ergo? It's *Car drives noisily past*ion. And now you know.

[Linkizcool]

Linkizcool: Wasn't that Michael Jackson in his car from Scary Movie 3 that just went past?

MT11: Ummmm I think so....

Dragonium: ARG!!!! RADIOACTIVITY......OVERWHELMING......

Linkizcool: O well. Hey dragonium, can u become a living lightbulb like I did in the part of Charas Pub that got deleted?

MT11: Wat you say? Charas Pub got deleted? I don't remember that!

Linkizcool: Well duh! You got deleted! you can't remember anything after getting deleted!

MT11: Then how do you remember? O_0

Linkizcool: Well, its kinda like that movie, where the guy gets his memory erased, and then finds clues to his hidden past...

Razor: And what was your clue?

Linkizcool: Darkfox tried to slip alkaline solution into my drink!

Razor: And?

Linkizcool: Well...Ummm...Hey i dont remember anything. O_0

[Razor]

Meanwhile, in the commentators booth...
Razor: Well Drace this sure is something, hey?
Drace: I know Razor. Things certainly have changed since the old Araloth and Red Giant days.
Razor: That's right, Drace. And what about those times where interest had all but died?
Drace: Those were powerful days, Razor. Remember the crazy adventures of Warxe and the Table of One Wing?
Razor: I sure do, Drace. And what about Red's spinning on the 8Ball table?
Drace: Only old school barflies would remember that, Razor. We've also had some highly respectable names in here.
Razor: That's right, Drace. People like GhostClown and Kijuki, to mention a few names.
Drace: Indeed that's true, Razor. We've also had Rywho, and on one occasion I think even Sai'Kar.
Razor: That's pretty amazing, Drace.
Drace: It is, isn't it Razor?
Razor: Yes, Drace.
...
Now, back to your regularly scheduled posting.

[Drace]

Drace: The hell? Why where our voices over anything Razor?
Razor: Commentary. It's on the DVD.
Drace: Hey hey hey! We did it! We've gone DVD!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: CHARAS PUB SPECIAL EDITION DVD! WITH 89 HOURS OF SPECIAL FEATURES, THIS FOURTEEN DISK SET COSTS JUST £398.90! OUT OCTOBER 21st!!!!!111!!!1one!

[shadus]

*Evil and good shadus start to flote in the air and land on there feet.*
Evil shadus: I'm back!
Drace: Grate...
Evil shadus: Oh die.
*Drace dies*
Good shadus: Shadus,You can't just kill someone like that!Drace comes back!
*Drace comes back to life*
Evil shadus: Oh die!
good shadus: come back!
Evil shadus: Die!
good shadus: live!
*Drace dies than lives than dies then lives*
Warxe: Now you know whats it's like to be me...
Meiscool: Why won't you die!
evil shadus: Evreyone knows that you can't kill true evil.
good shadus: But good will always win!
Drace: My head hurts.

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: The DVD'S razor sharp edges make for an excellent knife too! *Cuts up the Shadus'*

[Meiscool-2]

Here we go! The prefect Christmas present. A bonus CD that constantly loops the song "Die Shadus" at a frequecny high enough so that you can't here it, but hedgehogs can. You can't get better then this my friends.

* Meiscool buys one, walks over to stero that happens to be in the corner of the pub, and inserts disc. *
Meiscool: Wow, this is great. Peace at last!

[shadus]

Good Shadus: Meiscool,mind if I hear that song?
Meiscool: Ok
*Pulls out headphones*
CD:Oh,oh Shadussss!Why why won't you diiiee!Oh,oh,oh,ohhh!DIE Shadus,shadus!DIIEE!
Good shadus:Meiscool,Is that you singing?
*Evil shadus is reborn*
Evil shadus:Ha!They want us to die?The only why to kill us is to stab us with cross!
Meiscool:Ok
*Picks up cross and stabs evil shadus miny times.*
*Evil shadus dies and is reborn*
Evil Shadus:Just kidding..

[Grandy]

Grandy: Yo, Shady, yeah, I'm talking with you.... and with you too.
 Both Shadus: Yes?
 Grandy: Well, you see, it's that, you know, that thing, about, you know, the whole, like, good needs evil to exist thing, ya know? So, kinda, I mean, like, shouldn't, by the second bad Shady was dead, you know, good Shady disappear, 'cause, I mean, without evil there's no good, like, yeah, uh? So, you know, shouldn't that mean, that, you know, the whole world, you know, erm, like, you know, happen stuff?
 Good Shadus: You mean, in that second?
 Grandy: Like, yes, in that second.
 Razor: To tell the truth we don't even need a physic law to be broken, Grandy, all we have to do is to press the improbability button.
 Grandy: Like, yeah, cool........................can I?
 Razor: I don't see why not.
 Marvin: It's not like as if anyone would listen to what I have to say, but I have a bad feeling about this.
 *Nobody listens what he has to say*
 Grandy: *press button*

[Moosetroop11]

*Huge words "HIGHLY IMPROBABLE" appear in the sky. A large anvil falls on Shadus's head*