Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

Moosetroop1: *Walks in* What's all this commotion??

Archem: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

[Meiscool-2]

Meiscool: I agree with Archem 1%

[Archem]

Archem: *gasp* You dickle pick!
Razor: *goes to brush his teeth, takes a swig of mouthwash, turns his head and spits mouthwash all over Grandy, who came into the bathroom to take a leak*

[A Forgotten Legend]

Grandy: *screams bloddy murder for 20 minutes strait*
Everyone including Grandy: *points at Grandy laughing*
Razor:  We're not laughing with you!  We're laughing at you!
Grandy: *stops point at self*
AFL: ...has Mesicool put any clothes on yet? *tuns around* Nope.  *Turns back around, runs towards the bathroom, throws up all over Grandy*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Calm down Grandy old chap. You're just having a bad day. Eat these.
Grandy: *Eats pills* what are they?
MT11: Pills.








































































































Grandy: *Falls over and goes into a coma*
MT11: Mmm. *makes notes* Coma.

[Grandy]

Little did MT11 know, but Grandy was not in a coma.

 The pills made Grandy's mind travel to another dimension, full of perils, of adventures, and romance.

 And thus starts the adventures of... the NEGA-PUB!

 Nega-Razor: *wears a top hat and a monocle* Grandy, finally you woke up from your coma which lasted since you were born. Here's the free beer and the money it's usually priced for.
 Nega-MT11: *dressed as a samurai* Mr. Mayor, the pirates are back!
 Nega-Meiscool: *dressed as a pimp, surrounded by females* What, ya mean? Not in my town, they aren't! *rises up and grabs a pimpcane* I swear by my manliness that I WILL make those pirates suffer!
 Nega-MT11: But there's no way we can defeat them without help, sir!
 Nega-???: *in the shadows* Fear not, because I am here!
 Nega-Everyone: It's our hero, Lord Raffles!
 Nega-Raffles: *is handsome, and not half-machine* I shall see so that those pirates are brought down to their knees.
 Nega-Razor: But their leader is the horrible Alex!
 *outside*
 *the nega-pub is a high-class bar, so unlike the real pub, also, it's in the middle of the desert. Sand-pirates come by in a sand ship*
 Nega-Alex: *looks just like alex, but with a pirate hat and red eyes* Gimme your munny, your women and your gold else I shall destroy ye pub, sea-lubbers!
 Nega-Meiscool: NEVER! *strikes a very manly pose* I swear by my manliness!
 Nega-Zero: *Same as black armor zero from the games* *comes running by* I shall lend my powers to aid you in battle! *summons Nega-Warxe*
 Nega-Warxe: *wears red outfit and is black* Yo, what's cookin', my whittas? *zanzetsuken's Alex*
 Grandy: ... *sips beer. it's alcohol-free*

[Meiscool-2]

Nega-Meiscool: Ah man, these females are all transfestites.

[Archem]

Nega-Archem: I say! This is hardly fitting of a top-quality place of business and drink! *calls officials to report non-contractual actions*
Grandy: This beer tastes funny... And non-alcoholic.
Nega-Razor: That pesky Archem is back, and he's attempting to bring about the end to our precious pub!
Sand Pirates: The fiend! Where will we plunder from if this place is gone?
Nega-Warxe: Foo, this ain't no thang! He cain't learn how to use no phone! That boy's jes' plain dumb!
Nega-Archem: By Jove, this telemaphone is quite disabled! *holds phone upside down* I suppose my plow is foiled for now! *hangs phone up in a toilet seat*

[Moosetroop11]

Nega-DeKoffie: Hey guys. What's up?
Nega-MT11: Ah, nothing unusual. Alex and the sand pirates are atta... OH MY GOD. NEGA RAZOR.
Nega-Razor: Myes?
nega-MT11: There's a fly in my beer! I can't drink this!
nega-Razor: I'm sorry sir. Have a complete refund. Plus some appology money straight from the cash register.
nega-MIC: That would bother me if I owned this pub. But I don't. No sir.
nega-Raffles: whatever guys let's do this thing

***

nega-Alex: So, the enemy rears it's ugly head. *Turns to nega-SMB* I will see you on the battlefield, my nephew.
nega-SMB: I wanna ice creeeam!!!

[Bluhman]

Nega-Bluhman *Wearing white and toting a lime-green handlebar moustache and bald head*: *Bursts into Nega-Alex's sand ship* Alright, whippersnapper *takes out shotgun* It's time for the bees knees!
Nega-Alex: Arr! Nega SMB, Defend me!
Nega-SMB: WEEHEHEHEHEEE!!! *Licks Nega-Bluhman* Tastes like sherbert!
Nega-Bluhman: Git offa me, you scamp! *Fires shotgun everywhere.*
Nega-Raffles: Fear not, Nega-Bluhman. I shall protect you. *Deals a Haymaker to Nega-Alex's face*
Nega-Alex: Oww!!! Drat you, Nega-Raffles! I'll have my booty! Come, Nega-SMB! We must sail away!
Nega-SMB: Driiiving tiiime!
Nega-Bluhman: Thanks, mah boy. Maybe I was wrong 'bout yew.
Nega-Raffles: 'Tis no problem, but we need to leave this ship! Hurry!
*Ship begins to sink into sand. Everyone leaps out.*
Nega-Alex: Abandon shiiip!
Nega-SMB: BANZAAAAI!!
Nega-Bluhman: YEEEEE-HAWWWW!!
Nega-Raffles: I'm falling.

[Moosetroop11]

*Epic music starts, nega-pubbers get in some hovercraft*

Nega-MT11: Don't forget the droids!
Nega-Artoo: Doo dee dood ood ood oo
Nega-C-3P0: I quite agree my good friend.

*Everyone flies off into the sunset, and there's a massive explosion behind them as nega-alex's sand ship sinks then explodes*

nega-Raffles: nice.

[Archem]

Nega-Archem: Blast! My toothbrush is on the fritz again! *waves a spork around the air*
Nega-Razor: Oh, how foolish! I disagree with Archem 1000%

[A Forgotten Legend]

Nega-AFL: ...You disagree without Nega-Archem -1000%
Nega-Razor: That didn't make any sense.
Nega-AFL: Of course it doesn't.  I never do.

[Moosetroop11]

Nega- AFL: Wait a minute *explodes*

[Archem]

Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Nega- AFL: Wait a minute [STRIKE]*explodes*[/STRIKE]*implodes*

Fix'd.