Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Dances around to Rayman music*

[Grandy]

Grandy: More victims! At least I was not inflicted, quick, sunflower, we must get away from this devilish place! *jumps and slides the rainbow*

[Archem]

Archem: Dude, what's going on? I can't dig all this hate, man! It's really giving me the munchies!
Grandy: Oh no you don't!!! *raises an axe above his head*
MT11: No! Stop! He always acts that way!
Archem: Yeah, bro! What's your problem?!
Grandy: How can we be sure?!
MT11: Well, he IS listening to the Dethalbum...
Archem: Fuckin'... yeah. BLOOD!!! OCEAN!!!
Grandy: Fine, you're safe... For now...

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: We've gotta get out of here. *Opens door and gets pelted by rocks* Aaargh!!! The midgets!!! They attaaack!!!

[Grandy]

Grandy: Wait... Charizard.... pokemon.... pokeballs... I know! *grabs a fire extinguisher, a beer, a rock from the midgets, duct tape and a megaphone* *McGuiver moment* *now holding a fire extinguisher with a rock and a megaphone tied to it with duct tape. Drinking the beer.*
 Grandy: There we go. *throws the fire extinguisher at the midgets, it captures one of them*
 Lucas: But.... pokeballs... advanced technology....
 Grandy: Lucas, Lucas... you should've know by now that us brasillians have the overwelming power of building anything if we have rocks and duct tapes, why, yesterday I fixed my car with only duct tape, it only takes three hits with the rock for it to start. *grabs the the fire extinghusihereh, presses the switch, the midget appears in the middle of the mist*
 Midget: Meee-dget!

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: ...I hate being american.  *uses Super American abilities*

*AFL BECOMES A FAT PIG*

*AFL begins to roll over the hippies*

Lucas: ...Grandy's way is much better.

AFL:  No to use my metabolism and get rid of this weight!

*AFL uses his metabolism and becomes skinny again*

Lucas: õ.o

Grandy: *Sends a midget to attack hippie lvl 25*

Midget Engineer: *does mannerism instead*

[HobomasterXXX]

DWMM: I have the ultimate solution to save us!!!!
Grandy: And that is.....?
DWMM: MICROSOFT POWERPOINT!!!!!

*light floods the room*

Grandy: Where'd they all go?
DWMM: *points at computer screen*
Grandy: Wow. But I don't think porn will help us now. *Hippies begin singing*

[Grandy]

Grandy: There you go, DWMM, now you can post without double-posting!

[HobomasterXXX]

DWMM: Thank you Grandy. Now you wont be double posting if you choose to post.
Grandy: *does Mannerism*
DWMM: Oh no.... not again....

[Ben]

gemini: i only come here about once every few months.
Grandy: thats because we dont especially like you gem.

gemini: *leaves*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *gets up* Wait, what the hell just happened to me? Did those hippies start... mind controlling me?
Grandy: They infected you. Midget, use Below the Belt Attack!
Midget: *kicks a hippie in the crotch*
Warxe: Gah! Nobody infects me! I'll show them! *Whips out................. THE BIG ****IN' EMERALD!*
DWMM: What's that?
Warxe: An indestructible and extremely shiny amplifier.
DWMM: And what does it amplify?
Warxe: Everything. CHAOS.... CONTROL! *freezes a few hippies* HADOUKEN! *immolates another group* FALCON PUNCH! *reduces another hippie to atoms*
AFL: Holy copyright infringement, Batman!
Warxe: It's the Charas Pub. What do you expect? *continues firing Kamehamehas and PK Rockins left and right*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Gemini... His visit was such sweet sorrow...
AFL: *looks at Warxe, who is crushing a hippie between his toes* well, at least we're winning now, I think...
DWMM: Hey! What's that in the random water?
Grandy: Looks like a palantir. Or a magic 8 ball.
Magic 8 ball: MAYBE

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Hey, a magic 8-ball! Sweet. *grabs it* Will I... ever get to eat grade qukrx meat?
8-Ball: WARXE SUCKS
Warxe: Dammit! *Roundhouse kicks a nearby hippie* They always do that to me.
8-Ball: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[Grandy]

Grandy: Screw this! *grabs magic 8-ball and throws it at the hippies*
Hippie1: Woah, dude, woah, like, like there is this ball and, whoa...
Hippie2: Dude, look, it... it can talk to me, like, like it's part of me!
Hippie1: Duuuude, like, that's so, like, dude.
Hippie2: I suddenly don't feel like attacking them anymore, dude...
Hippie1: Dude, I know, it's like, peace is sooooo better than like, war, dude.
Hippie2: Dude...
*they walk away*
Grandy: ...VICTORY!

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Ed approaches the others, apparently he wasn't with them.*
Ed: You think you've won? This is just the beginning!
*Spits on Grandy and walks away.*

Lucas: Wait, since when did Ed control hippies.
Grandy: He spat on my good face.