Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

Netherworld Hyena Puppy: Hey! Could I play as Mr. Blue Hair Former Pirate Guy That Runs Away From Me And Keeps Dying And Coming Back guy?

Darkfox: Ridiculous... not only are you a girl, but you have red hair and your small and your covered in fur! Ridiculous!

NHP: *dyes hair blue*

Darkfox: ... *sweatdrop*

NHP: *puts on eyepatch* ARGHHH! *giggles*

Darkfox: Aw who am I kidding? So cute!!

Warxe: I don't go "Arghhh"... she looks nothing like me.

NHP: Uh oh! I'm dead... *falls over and plays dead*

Warxe: Huh? Now I have a clone!?

[Araloth]

Araloth, playes by orlando bloom: WTF? IM BLOND!
*dyes his hair back normal*

[Drace]

Drace: No suck *** tom Cruise is going to represent me.
I demand a good actor NOW!!!
*Rowan Atkinson walks in*
Drace: SWEET!!

[El Presidente]

Uncle Sam: No fair, I wanna be played by an english comedian too...
*Rick Mayall walks in*
El Prez: *Wets his pants*
Uncle Sam: I'll take it!

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: For my part I pick Sean Conory!


Darkfox: *Played by sean conor* Bloody hell! It's Void!
Void: *played by Jim Carey* SMOKIN! Err... I will get all your souls and there's nothing you can do! *does silly laugh*

[El Presidente]

El Prez (Played by Stewie): Oh no! what's happened here? Are of my plans have been destroyed because everyone is too busy deciding who's going to play them to do the RP!
Uncle Sam (Played by Rik Mayall): It's like living in Nazi Germany in this bar! Barkeep... Barkeep... BARKEEP! Oh there you are.
Razor: Uh, can I help you?
Uncle Sam (Played by Rik Mayall): Yes you damn well can. Its okay, we've got money!

El Prez (Played by Stewie): What the deuce? there's a load of dead flies in my martini, and they all look suspiciously like Fred Durst!
*Peter Griffin comes out of nowhere*
Peter: Oh my god! Something bad is going to happen to me today, my Alphabits spelt out "Oooooooo"!
El Prez (Played by Stewie): No Peter... you were eating Cheerios.

[Razor]

*Brian runs up*
Brian: That was my line you bastard! I have a family to feed!
Stewie: Sod off, you're stinking up the place! Go lick yourself.
Brian: Prepare to crap yourself! *brain-stewie bar fight commence!*
Razor: sounds like a selling opportunity... Hey everyone! buy a special FIGHT beer!
Red: What's so special that makes it different from normal?
Razor: it's 6 times expensive, if thats what you mean.

[El Presidente]

Uncle Sam: Oh no, its seems that in the process of typing, Brian has somehow transformed into Brain and is now fighting El Presidente (Played by Stewie) to the death! Or there abouts.

El Prez: What the deuce, you fat-cat or whatever the devil it is that you kids say these days. You, dog! I order you to cease and desist!
Brian/Brain: Oh, ok. I'm just gonna go sit outside and chew on my butt for the next 5 mins.
Razor: Aww. Well, I guess that gets rid of our Fight special... every beer Half Price!
Red: But doesn't that still make it 3 times the normal price?
Razor: *disappears*

[Drace]

Drace: Well anyway we should ........
CRACK *an axe get stuck from the outside in the door*
Red: What the hell is that?!
?: Here's johnny.
Drace: Ugh, just the stupid shinning.
*everybody minds his own business*
Rowan Atkinson: Well who was that?
*everybody minds his own business*
Rowan: Hello?!
*everybody minds his own business*
Rowan: Screw you guys I'm going home.
Araloth: He said something from South Park!!!
Red Giant: Damn. Got my arse hand all ready.
Razor: What did you say?
Red: Nothing! Really nothing!
Razor: Yeah, well whatever you said it's in my sig.
Red: I deny it. I deny everything that Razor says with my name in it.
Razor: Red's smart.
Red: I deny it.
(sorry Red but when i saw your sig i needed to do this)

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: "Hey guys! AHM BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
Razor: "Where have you been? You missed the whole Justice League bit!"
MT11: Well you see, me an' my brother Kyle here, we were hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road.
When all of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon, in the middle of the road.
AND HE SAID... 'Play the best song in the world... or I'll eat your souls'
So me an' Kyle, we looked at each other, and we said... OKAY.
So we played the first thing that came to our minds, just so happeded to be... the best song in the world, it was the best song in the world,
LOOK INTO MY EYES AND IT'S EASY TO SEE, ONE AND ONE MAKES TWO TWO AND ONE MAKES THREE IT WAS DESTINY
Red: "SHUT UP!"
Razor: "Where'd all those electric guitars and drums suddenly come from?"
Drace: "Beats me."

[Darkfox]

Darkfox (Sean Conory): Bloody hell! *pulls out sword and the Highlander theme plays*

Darkfox: Maybe... Sean Conory wasn't a good idea afterall *sweatdrop*

[Drace]

Drace: Well it's better than Mel Gibson over there.
Mel Gibson: Sean Connery, You may take our lives but you'll never take our freedoooooommmm!!!
*attack each other*

[El Presidente]

*Pierce Brosnan walks into the fight*
Sean Connery: I was a much better Bond than you ever will be!
Pierce Brosnan: Cram it gramps!

*All three fight to the death in - The Cage!*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Uwaa! The pub's being taken over by actors!
Zero: I CAN'T DRINK WITH ALL THE NOISE!
Warxe: Well, no one cares about you.
Zero: Sure they do.
Xios: Both of you, shut up. I'm watching this.
*Pierce Brosnan is just about to kill Sean Connery*
Pierce: Admit it! I'm the better Bond!
Connery: Never!
Pierce: Then die! *grabs Warxe and bludgeons Sean Connery to death*
Xios: So, you beat him... but can you beat.... HIM? *throws Razor into The Cage*
Pierce: *looks at Razor menacingly*

[Drace]

Pierce: I was a better Bond than you. *attacks razor*
Razor: I didn't even played Bond!
Pierce: So you admit.
Razor: No. I said I didn't played him.
Red: I hope Pierce wins.
Drace: Who doesn't, free beer then.
Razor: WHAT!!!! FREE BEER IF PIERCE WINS!!! *Go's into a wild rage and kills Pierce*
Red: Damn!!!
Drace: Yeah, no free beer.