Charas Pub

[Drace]

*Drace enters the pub*

Drace: That's not Drace! That's a clone!
Razor: Oh god. Not again.
Drace: Wah?
Razor: Everytime that you haven't posted in the pub for a while you make the damn stupid joke over and over again.
Drace: ... But I'm the real Drace.
Razor: Then where's the monkey?
Drace: What monkey.
Razor: *looks at other Drace, gets poop thrown at him* That's the real Drace allright.

[Razor]

Razor: But you've only been gone a week/slightly over 1 page!
Drace: Quit using your pub to speak to me directly.
Razor: Bite me.
Drace: *does so*
Full Moon: Hi.
Razor: *turns into WereDrace*
Drace: Hah!
Razor: *shoots self*
Drace: Hey!

[Moosetroop11]

Drace: Heheheh, anyone else wanna get bitten?

MT11: *Bites Drace*

*Full moon*

Moosedrace: GroaoooooooOooooo!

[Razor]

MT11: Ahahaha! *bites tongue* Aww, thit!
Full Moon: Still here.
MT11: *turns into Pacman*
PacMT11: Wakka wakka wakka!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS *Gobbles*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Whatever.

Full Moon: Blah, blah.

Dragonium: No no no no!! *Morphs into Unsent Dragonium*

Razor: Ha, you suck.

Dragonium: *Opens mouth, Pyreflies come out*

Razor: Hey, what the fu... *Dissolves into thin air*

Dragonium: Ha.

Warxe: Hey, look what I got on eBay! A Yuna constume! With a Rod and everything! I'ma try it on!

Dragonium: No, really, you don't have to do that...

Warxe: *Dressed as Yuna* I have the sudden urge to dance.

Dragonium: You don't have to...

Warxe: In fact, I think I will. *Dances, multi-coloured lights fly everywhere*

Dragonium: Ack. *Dissolves*

[Drace]

*Tidus comes standing next to Drace*
Tidus: I don't get it. People die and Yuna dances. How can she dance after all the pain? With all the suffering?
Drace: *Smacks Tidus* Dude! You should have went for Rikku!

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: *keeps dancing*

-Full Moon: ARRRRRGH! I'MMM MMMMELLLTING!!! *melts into nothingness*

-Odin: Dude... you actually look good in that costume O.o

-Warxe: I do? Well, let's try another one then. *puts Tifa costume on*

-Kratos: ...are you some sort of transvestite?

-Warxe: Yeah, probably.

-Jani: Warxe, you suck.

-Warxe: You're just jealous because I look better than you.

-Jani: ...shut up..

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Sidles up to Tifa Warxe* Heheheheheheheheheheheheh...

[Drace]

Drace: O_O
Razor: What?
Drace: *points at Moose kissing Tifa*
Razor: *Gasp*
Tifa: *tabs Razor and Drace on the shoulder* Hi guys.
Drace: Wait, if you're here then is that...?
Razor: WARXE?!

[Dragonium]

*Freezeframe*

Moose: =)

Razor: -_-

Drace: XD

Warxe: O_O

Dragonium: o_~ *Eye twitches*

Editor: Cut, cut! Look Drag, you'll have to fix the eye problem, befor --

Dragonium: *Brutally cuts Editor into seven and a half pieces*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Warxe? *Glances around* Tifa? *Glances around* LOUISA!!!! I didn't... No, I meant... Oh crap.

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: ...okay, time to get rid of that. *takes of Tifa costume*

-Odin: ...wait, how do you manage to put a costume over your regular clothing?

-Warxe: I manage. Hmm... *wanders off looking for good-looking video game girl costumes*

-Xios: Hey... *puts on Squall costume* YES! MY LIFELONG DREAM HAS FINALLY COME TRUE!

-Odin: Your lifelong dream is to be Squall?

-Xios: Not specifically Squall, but just someone else. See, it's the best way to infiltrate governments, because they can disable appearence spells, but they can't disable costumes...

-Kratos: ...predictable...

-Xios: Whatever.

-Warxe: I got it! *comes back as Joanna Dark*

-Xios: Who?

-Warxe: You know, from Perfect Dark?

-Xios: ...no.

-Jani: If he gets to be shapely women, I want to be a giant muscular guy! *puts on a SF Ryu costume* Huh? Huh? Yeah, that's what I thought!

-All: ...

[Drace]

Drace: *gives Warxe a Lara Croft costume* Now grow big titties and make horny noises everytime you bumb into something!

[Razor]

Shortly thereafter, everyone in the pub was wearing dresses and skirts.

Drace: Why do I have the feeling you have something to do with this?
Razor: Details, details! Just buy beer!