Charas Pub

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Wolly, hide!
 Wolly: *Does so*
 Razor: Hey, Where is Wolly?
 *beat sounds*






 You know, like in the comedy shows, when a pun is made.

[Archem]

Wolly crawls out with a mouth full of human flesh.
Wolly: Who's playing my drum set?
Razor: Uh... Where'd you get the... Nevermind. I don't want to know.
From under the table crawls a zombified version of Darkfox.
Zombie Darkfox: Braaaaaaainsssss...
Grandy: Oh no. A zombie. run... away... aaahhh...
Then Grandy gets zombified for not acting afraid.
Razor: I told you that zombies don't smell fear. Dogs do. Zombies smell brains.
Grandy: Boooooozzzzzeee...

[Razor]

AND THEN EVERYONE DIED
of course, this being the pub, something will happen cancelling out this post. *NODS WITH VIGOR*

[Archem]

Wolly: Hey, wait! I'm a zombie! I'm already dead! And Grandy too! And Darkfox too!
Darkfox: Well, yeah. I believe you be right.
Grandy: And since I'm a white mage in this here ice dungeon in the back of Weregnome's head, I shall cast...  LIFE 3!
And so, everyone is brought back to life with full health.
Darky: Now that that's over... If the ice lock for the ice door in an ice dungeon is destroyed by a banana... does that mean that the boss is weak against bananas?
Darkfox: ...No. Well, actually yes, maybe. Uh... Actually... I'm... not... sure...
Grandy: Oh! Oh! You said sure! That means sure! I'm off to kill whatever the boss is!

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: *dies*

-Razor: It's not funny anymore.

-Warxe: Aww... *undies*

[Archem]

Wolly trips on the ground. And falls on a bat. Which is hanging from the ceiling. An ice bat hanging from an ice ceiling.
Darky: How'd you do that?
Wolly: I don't know. But it hurts.

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: I CAN'T become a zombie because that would be ridiculous to put in the already CRAZY mix of things I am already. *bonks Archem2*

Archem2: Ow! I'm not even in here!

[Drace]

 And now back to Drace...

Drace: *farts*

 Thank you Drace

[Archem]

Wolly: I feel like dancing...
Wolly tries to dance, but instead falls into a hole.
Darky: Good lord. God, smite him!... ... ... He's a-cookin' up a-sumthin'!

[Dragonium]

Narrator: And then JJ Abrams woke up and it was all a dream. And then he got an idea for the next series of Lost.

Dragonium: Oh my God! The plane crashed for some reason!

Drace: Bzzzt!!! *Warps into Uber-Lost Expert*

ULE: Well, actually --

Dragonium: Oh my GOD!!! The plane CRASHED!!!!!!!

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: YOUR PLANE ASPLODE'D!!

[Drace]

Hmmmm... and just when I was listening to Lost podcasts and reading Lost forums and theories... I love you Drag. Anyhoe!!!

ULE: Theoritically, the plane didn't crash. The "monster"/"security system" made it crash. If you watch your copy, or download one, you can see that just before that big thing A'SLODE that there's a small black thing flying past it which is believed  to be the "monster"/"security system".
Dragonium: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz............

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: OMG HE'S FLATLINED!

Dragonium: Huh... wha? No I just sorta nodded o...

Bones: CLEAR! *zaps Dragonium*

Dragonium:

Bones: ...he's dead Jim...

Darkfox: ... ... ... ... ... Jim? Who's Jim?

Dragonium: You psycho! You could have killed m...

Bones: CLEAR! *zaps Dragonium*

[Dragonium]

Narrator: And then JJ Abrams woke up and it was all a dream. And then he got an idea for the next series of Lost.

Dragonium: Hu --

Bones: CLEAR!!! *Zaps Dragonium*

Jin: *Says something in Korean*

Darkfox: OMG Korean people!!! *Puts on tin helmet and dives under desk*

Jin: *Yells something in Korean*

Bones: CLEAR!! *Zaps Dragonium*

Dragonium: CLEAR!!! *Zaps Bones*

Bones: CLEAR!!! *Zaps Dragonium*

Dragonium: CLEAR!! *Zaps Drace*

Drace: CLEAR!!! *Zaps ULE*

Darkfox: CLEAR!!! *Zaps Darkfox*

Warxe: CLEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Dies*

*Plane crashes into Pub*

Narrator: And then JJ Abrams woke up and it had all been a dream. And then he --

JJ Abrams: CLEAR!!!! *Zaps Narrator*

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: O.o

Everybody: O.o

Jimmy Neutron: O.o

Pacman: *explodes*