Charas Pub

[Razor]

*53 hours into the battle*
*in the chest cavity of charas zord*
Razor: *comes up from downstairs (yes there's a downstairs on CZ)* *Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwn* I got more coffees.
Weerd: *shaking profusely* Gggimmee that!!! *drinks all 12 coffees at once*
MT11: o_o
Odin: That's nothing! *squeezes Weerd and drinks all bodily fluids*
CZ: *legs stop working*
Everyone who's alive: O_o
Drace: *looking through manual* Ok, I know what we must do. The manual says we must hit The Narrator in the nose!
Razor: That's not a manual, that's an old episode of South Park!
Drace: Shut up!
Grandy: *makes arms punch narrator in nose, small two triangles fall out*
Drace: Now, kick him in da nuts!
Razor: Groin.
Drace: Shut up!
Razor: *beats Drace with a nearby pipe*
MT11: Well, we can't use our legs, since Odin crushed Grandy...
Razor: Bah, anyone could operate those controls.
CZ: *starts spinning wildly*
Razor: Or not.
MT11: Odin, get your horse to kick the narrator.
Odin: Odiinnn, get your horse to do this, Odiinnn, get your horse to do that. *complains under breath* *gets horse to kick Narrator*
Narrator: Arg! My groin!

[Grandy]

Grandy: Hey, we forgot to morph ourselves...
Razor: Oooh, morph, I aways wanted to do that!
Razor: Ready?
Everyone else that is alive: Ready!
Razor: It is [GLOW]Morphin[/GLOW] [GLOW]Time[/GLOW]!

http://www2.bonet.co.id/cpr/MIDI/tv/pw_range.mid (just click, that HTLM isn't working)

MT11: MOOSE!
Drace: PHOENIX!
Grandy: EAGLE!
Odin: HORSE! (for it is his Zord)
Razor: WOLF!

*flashing, and flashing, and flashing, and then... nothing changed, but everyone has a uniform that is exactly like they'r normal clothes*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: This is boring. Nothing's happening.

Sytel: Right.

Dragonium: Hey, when'd you get here?

Sytel: Never mind that. You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy.

Dragonium: No I *Snore*.

Sytel: Fufufufufu.

Dragonium: You know, I always wondered why people do their evil laughs like that.

Sytel: Silence! *Walks through the wall, then reappears somewhere else*

Dragonium: *Summons Godzilla*

Godzilla: Raaaaaaaaawr!! *Stomps off to see what's happening*

Sytel: Cheese nibble?

Dragonium: Thanks.

*Both sit down to see what happens*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: *moving head while talks, like the Rangers do* Oh, no! They summoned another monster!
 Razor: *moving head as well* Lets use our Final Weapon!
 Drace: *moving head* Why didn't we use it before?
 Razor: *Moving head* Well, DUH, it was the beggining of the battle!
 Grandy: *MV* Good idea, Razor! Letsuse it now!
 *CZ uses a beam that hits Godzilla and Narrator*
 Narrator: NOOOOOOOO!!! *explodes*
 Godzila: GRAUR! *emplodes*

[Moosetroop11]

Narrator: Noooooooooo! *Explosions*
Everyone: Yeah! Powerzord power! *Raises fists*
Darkfox: ... Is this what It's come to?

[Razor]

Razor: Ok guys, a job well done!
Guys: Yay!
Razor: Now how do we get out?
Guys: ...
Razor: ?
Drace: Uhh, Odin?
Odin: MT11?
MT11: Grandy?
Grandy: Weerd?
Weerd: Myyyy... ORgannsss *outstretches hand*
Grandy: Umm... well, I suppose there is always the, uh, back door of this Giant Drace Body replica...
Odin: *draws sword* I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
Grandy: Right.
Drace: Right. *starts smashing buttons*
MT11: Drace! What are you doing?!
Razor: Good idea Drace. *starts smashing buttons*
Drace: Shut up!
Razor: *jumps onto Drace and starts mauling his face*
Drace: Ahhh! My face! I require that to attract females!
Razor: That's wasn't attracting anything.
MT11: Meh. *starts smashing buttons along with everyone (cept Weerd, Drace and Razor*
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CZ: *Razor's Head, MT11's Antlers, Drace's Body, Weerd's Legs, Grandy's Arms and Odin's Horse all fall apart seperate*
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Razor: Now what?
MT11: I know!
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CZ: *the pair of antlers start vibrating around in a circle, much like a mobile phone*
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Everyone but MT11:  

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: The hell is that?

Sytel: I think he's making a phone call, using the radio waves in the air to transfer a message. Judging by the way the waves are close together and moving slowly, I'd say he was calling for the Fire Brigade. Or maybe a pizza.

Dragonium: Wha...?

Sytel: Hey, that really huge Library in my really huge Mansion isn't just for show, you know.

Dragonium: I thought it was just an inane puzzle which you solve to make a decent-sized hole appear in a wall that was competely solid and full of books a second before?

Sytel: Well, yeah, but... Sleepy!

Dragonium: What? I *Snore*

Sytel: Fufufufu... Now to sample the ale...

*Ring ring*

Sytel: What the...? Yeah, hello?

Phone: Stop stealing the beer! *Mallet comes out of phone and hits Sytel*

[Drace]

Drace: *with Razor on his face*  GET THE HELL OFF!!!!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: ... Where's the Charas pub again?

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: You trod on it while you were fighting the narrator.

MT11: Oh...

Sytel: *Head pops out of the wall* Hey, you! Back to sleep!

Dragonium: But it's not even nap time ye- *Snore*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Power Ranger rules N° 32557: Everytime you'll fight with a giant monster, go to a place where there are no buildings or people or civilization at all. This means we're in the middle of a forest right now.

[Weerd Thing]

Weerd: Now that the narrator's gone...

*unzip*

Narrator: Buwa-ha-ha! I'm still alive!

Razor: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

MT11: Then where's Weerd?

Weerd *in a distant corner*: I'm here!

Drace: The narrator's unstoppable!

Weerd: The only thing that could stop him is the power of a god... Let's go get the five End Magnus! (for those who played Baten Kaitos, you know what I'm referring to)

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: "Will Weerd find the five End Thingies? Will they stop the narrator? Will Sytel stop being an obnoxious mind-controlling turd? Find out in the next episode of the Charas Pub!"

Narrator: I'm meant to say that!

Dragonium: "Will the narrator shut up? Find out in the next episode of" --

Narrator: Stoppit!

Dragonium: "Will Dragonium stoppit? Find out in" --

Narrator: Stoooooooop!!!

Dragonium: "Will the narrator" --

Narrator: Noooooooo!!!! *A'splode*

Dragonium: Ah, that's better...

Sytel: Obnoxious mind-controlling turd...?

Dragonium: I didn't mean i --

Sytel: Sleep!

Dragonium: Jesus Chri *Snore*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Hello, I am a rare foot collector. I would very much like to collect your feet.
Grandy: No you're not, you're Moosetroop...
MT11: Yoink! *Steals Grandy's feet and runs off*

[Razor]

Razor: So the pub got crushed and now we are in the middle of no where?
MT11: Yes.
Razor: Great. Well, I'm going back. See you there! *runs into head, a giant flame comes out of the neck hole, and the head rocket boosts into the distance*
Grandy: Will we ever see him again?
MT11: Hmm... *sees nuclear explosion in distance* Well it is most likely that he was in the epicenter of that, meaning he was vapourised. And since he couldn't have got very far away, I suggest we -- *everybody is taken out by a huge shockwave*

Narrator: Will this be the end of Charas people? Probably not. Find out in - the next post!