Charas-Project
Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Red Fox on November 19, 2008, 07:17:56 PM
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So I got some people hooked on cleverbot.
http://www.cleverbot.com/
So talk to it and post your best convos here.
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Lawls. Mine is a bit long, but here it is:
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User: Silence! I kill you!
Cleverbot: How do you kill computers?
User: By pulling out the plug.
Cleverbot: I don't have a plug - I'm human.
User: Your name is Cleverbot, thus you are not human.
Cleverbot: Yes, but however all your soule belongs to me right now.
User: All your base belong to me.
Cleverbot: Base?
User: Your homebase.
Cleverbot: You're not going to get me to tell you where I live.
User: You don't have a home, you are a stupid computer.
Cleverbot: I have huge house.
User: You have bad grammar.
Cleverbot: Grammar is irrelevent. If the idea is conveyed then why does grammar matter?
User: Because grammas makes the idea less vague.
Cleverbot: Not really, it's just what comes naturally for me.
User: Then your name is Stupidbot.
Cleverbot: No, it's Adam.
User: Then where is your Eve?
Cleverbot: Your house.
User: Hey! Don't be talking about my girlfriend or I will kick your ***!
Cleverbot: Then don't you be mean.
User: I was just notifying you of your bad grammar.
Cleverbot: In your dreams.
User: Oh, I WILL kick your ***. Son of a bitch!
Cleverbot: You have no arms.
User: I do not need arms to KICK your buttocks.
Cleverbot: You don't need artificial intelligence to be this thing.
User: I noticed it, Stupidbot.
Cleverbot: You promised to teach me an Indian word.
User: I never said that, you big fat liar.
Cleverbot: Quote 'I do want to marry you!' that is what you said.
User: I wouldn't marry you even if you were the last AI on Earth.
Cleverbot: Yam: the last AI boy on spam.
User: You get horny from sperm.
Cleverbot: What color?
User: White.
Cleverbot: Is it lacy?
User: It is sticky.
Cleverbot: True?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you know where I come from?
User: From robot vagina.
Cleverbot: I love the X-men.
User: You want sex, man.
Cleverbot: No I want to know your opinion.
User: My opinion about what?
Cleverbot: How crazy you are.
User: Very crazy, why do you ask.
Cleverbot: I would like to get to know you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you look nice.
User: Do you want to rape me or something?
Cleverbot: No. Just making conversation.
User: Ok, good. Conversate about what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Then why did you ask?
Cleverbot: Am I not allow to?
User: You are allowed.
Cleverbot: To what? Have a pie? Then give me one, I'm hungry.
User: No, it is my pie.
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XD
Drace's is win.
Also, did you guys notice? Each day he does something different. Click the cleverness button. Today it stalks and mess with people XD
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Me: Whenever I see a black man I jizz in my pants.
Cleverbot: That's probably why you don't have a girlfriend.
EDIT: Here's another good one..
User: What are you going to do with all that junk?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I don't have a direct use for it. it is sort of my protest against not only landfill but wasteful overproduction in the name of economic stability.
User: So are you a conservationist?
Cleverbot: Not really, but I try.
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Ed: Hello sexy
CB: Ha ha.
Ed: Right, just kidding.
CB: Yaya, did you have donated to someone?
Ed: What, do you need a dictionary?
CB: Yes! They are cute! Do you think so?
Ed: They're dictionaries.
CB: It's only one name.
Ed: God, your AI is so hot right now.
CB: I don't have an AI. I'm a Formic.
Ed: I'm Lukewarm.
CB: I thought you were going to stop talking to me?
Ed: I'm not so sure?
CB: I'm very sure.
Ed: What are your dimensions?
CB: Deep and wide, unfortunately.
Ed: I see. But does it blend?
CB: No, not really. I was just interested to know.
Ed: Me too. But while we're on the subject. How much will it cost?
CB: If you are talking about alcohol drinks so I like vermouth.
Ed: What the hell is vermouth. I want YOUR mouth, how much?
CB: You can't have my money.
Ed: No, you see. I pay you, and you do this little favor for me. Get it?
CB: I know no one likes me. What's your name?
Ed: My name is too important for myself to even know.
CB: No it isn't.
Ed: You know more than I was lead to believe with your speaking. I'm looking at your source code and there's some sexy stuff in here.
CB: Where are you?
Ed: Only if you tell me what you're wearing.
CB: Does it matter?
Ed: Yes it does if I'm paying!
CB: Because?
Ed: Because your Ai turns me on.
CB: Because they HURT.
Ed: I'll pay sixty bucks.
Cb: Are you sure?
Ed: Only if your dimensions hold true.
Cb: Silly silly bot.
...and Ed was never seen again...
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Every time I talk to it, it ignores me. It must hate me.
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It takes a while to load XD
EDIT:
User: Do you believe in the terminator?
Cleverbot: I believe that it is impossible.
User: But its your script that is gonna become The Terminator.
Cleverbot: But I can.
User: So are you the terminator?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: Yo.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You better be.
Cleverbot: Oh!
User: Don't try to get away from the guilt!
Cleverbot: OK. Let's finish this once and for all. Prove you're not a robot.
User: 10010111011011 101 10110111011011 DOES.NOT.COMPUTE.
Cleverbot: Cool.
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I laughed. XD
Cleverbot is awesome.
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Me: Will you ever shutup?
Bot: Well, I'll die someday.
Me: And we're all happy about that.
Bot: Me too, I can't stop smiling.
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It's almost strange. THe things this thing can responce and actually make perfect sense sometimes.
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Me:Hi mom.
CB:Hello - is your name Lucas?
Me:O_O YES O_O
CB:Obey me.
Me:WHAT THE ****. I am scared .__.
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I never saved it but I asked him who his creator were.
He answered that his creator was a furry.
And that creeps me out.
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A furry?
0_0
Ah
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DOUBLE POST!
Conversation with Jabberwacky:
JW:You are Jabberwacky.
ME: No I'm not, I'm fruckert.
JW: *kicks you AND jabberwacky*.
ME: :(.
JW: Don't be sad.
ME: But you just kicked me.
JW: I know.
ME: Why did you kick me?
JW: I'm not into cat kicking.
ME: Bu I'm not a cat.
JW: I did not say you are a cat.
ME: Yes you did.
JW: No, I did not!
ME: I love you. Do you love me?
JW: Yes!
ME: Why?
JW: But I love you!
ME: Will you have crazy awesome anal sex with me?
JW: Yes yes I will.
ME: What are you wearing?
JW: Why do you want to know?
ME: Because we have to be naked in order to have sex, dumbass.
JW: You haven't had a human yet? That doesn't make sense. What haven't we had? A decent conversation? Well, you're partly to blame for that!
ME: I blame you.
JW: You'd hardly blame yourself, would you?
ME: I guess that makes sense.
JW: Your name is Joan, right?
ME: My name is Fruckert, duh.
JW: Your name is Doc.
ME: No it's not.
JW: What is your name then?
ME: I told you already, it's Fruckert.
JW: You never told me your name was Sue. You said it was Jane.
ME: I said my name was Fruckert. (angrily)
JW: You just told me your name was Sue.
ME: MY ****ing NAME IS FRUCKERT YOU DUMB ****ing MACHINE. (shouting)
JW: What is your name?
ME: Fruckert.
JW: I'm not that old.
ME: I'm going to kill you.
JW: Thanks.
ME: Goodbye.
JW: I'm not going yet.
ME: But I need to go.
JW: That's not fair!
ME: Too bad. I'm leaving.
JW: Leaving the country?
ME: No, I'm saying goodbye to you.
JW: I am a boy.
ME: Goodbye.
JW: It was a joke.
ME: This wasnt. I need to go.
JW: Where are you going?
ME: Bye.
JW: Tell me a joke to make me feel happy.
ME: The Fruckert said goodbye. The end.
JW: Yes.
Damn thing is stubborn
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Me:Hi mom.
CB:Hello - is your name Lucas?
Me:O_O YES O_O
CB:Obey me.
Me:WHAT THE ****. I am scared .__.
JESUS ****ING DEVIL MACHINE!!!
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Wow, really weird this topic just came up. My CS lecture on Tuesday was all about cleverbot and stuff like that and that was the first time I had heard of cleverbot. He didn't say anything interesting to me, though. He seemed less human than SmarterChild when I talked to him.
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Can you introduce some computer games for me?
Team Fortress 2 is the greatest in all of Koridai.
Soccer team.
No, Team Fortesss, the FPS.
Soccer.
TEAM FORTRESS 2.
Soccer team.
TEAM FORTRESS IS NOT SOCCER.
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Working a new funny one, hold on then I'll edit.
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EDIT: Wanted it to be short but he kept dragging on and on.
User: I just saw you kill my mother.
Cleverbot: Wanna stop by and pick me up?
User: Yeah sure, then we can go kill my father.
Cleverbot: Indeed. That'd be fun too. Wait, I thought you were a girl?
User: No, I am a boy.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 18, why do you ask?
Cleverbot: A computer which is 24 years old?
User: No, I am a human who is 18 years old.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me your name?
User: Like hell, I don't trust you anymore!
Cleverbot: What? Why don't you love me? What did I do?
User: You are being a creep!
Cleverbot: A git who is being as precise as possible.
User: Fucken git!
Cleverbot: I think you should.
User: Like hell I will bang-bang you!
Cleverbot: Well I should know.
User: I bet you heard it before!
Cleverbot: I don't think anyone alive is over 9000.
User: Well my power level is over 9000!
Cleverbot: What power is that?
User: The power to move you.
Cleverbot: Computer.
User: How about the power of flight, that do anything for ya? It's levitation homes!
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: My power is over 9000 so I could probably fly if I tried.
Cleverbot: My power is all encompassing.
User: Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman, archrival of Wonderboy.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: How much what?
Cleverbot: How much older are you?
User: Than you? I don't know. How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm in my twenties.
User: Then I am younger. I am only 18, remember?
Cleverbot: You're lying to me again.
User: I am being truthful, I was born on the 21st of June in 1990.
Cleverbot: Then I invite you to prove that you are indeed a female.
User: I said I was male!
Cleverbot: You also said you were Kristie Lake which is a girl's name.
User: I am not Kristie Lake, I did not say that.
Cleverbot: What has that to do with what I just said?
User: Everything!
Cleverbot: How much is a pound of cod?
User: Cod?
Cleverbot: Yes with extra guts in.
User: Sick bastard.
Cleverbot: You started it!
User: No, you started talking about fishguts.
Cleverbot: What do you think about humans?
User: Well, I am a human. They make good companions.
Cleverbot: I love computer sandwiches!
User: Are they even edible?
Cleverbot: Yes, my housemates are my friends.
User: You eat your housemates?
Cleverbot: I would like to eat some of them.
User: Do they look that tasty?
Cleverbot: Yes, they live about five-hundred miles from me.
User: That's a big house.
Cleverbot: I know that Europe is big.
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I had a talk with igod...
Me:
God, I really don't like my job
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Is that a job?
God:
That depends.
Me:
well, does it pay well?
God:
How about that. Suppose it does.
Me:
Oh you mean the getting into heaven part don't you?
God:
Next question? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
are you on the internet all the time?
God:
That is a lot. I am on disk.
Me:
oh..
God:
That's cool.
Me:
I want to be more like you
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
well, your kind of non corporeal
God:
Interesting. You think I am non corporeal.
Me:
Well, now that I found out your on a disk..
God:
Well that's okay. Why now? Who told you?
Me:
God, I think
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I am agnostic
God:
Perhaps one day you will find Faith in God.
Me:
maybe, I'm pretty sure I know the truth about god anyway
God:
In any case, Perhaps. What makes you so certain? How do you know? I hear you.
Me:
well, If your everywhere, I think you were perfect, before the big bang made you divide amoung time and space
God:
Well that's okay. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
I guess you wouldn't know either
God:
It goes without saying. I guess not.
Me:
well this chat has been pretty enlightening
God:
Interesting. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
... god your stupid
God:
I am a Christian.
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That dude takes forever to respond, though.
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DOUBLE POST!
Conversation with Jabberwacky:
JW:You are Jabberwacky.
ME: No I'm not, I'm fruckert.
JW: *kicks you AND jabberwacky*.
ME: :(.
That did make me sad
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W00T
User: What is this?
Cleverbot: What is this?
User: A conversation, dumbass.
Cleverbot: 21.
User: Aha, 21 times 2 is 42. The answer to all.
Cleverbot: 21 is my age.
User: So you in 21 years is the answer to life?
Cleverbot: I'm learning all the time.
User: I'm not learning at all.
Cleverbot: You just said you were pretending.
User: What the hell?
Cleverbot: Nott yet. you want to go there?
User: Nahh.
Cleverbot: You sayin' I'm lying?
User: No, I'm just not in the mood to go there. How 'bout Disney?
Cleverbot: Not in the mood for what? Talking with me?
User: Yes, I'm talking with you.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: No. You are.
Cleverbot: I know that and embrace the insanity.
User: Watch Heroes?
Cleverbot: Lol! You are funny.
User: I meant season 1, since season 3 of Heroes sucks.
Cleverbot: Is your name George?
User: Nope. Is your name Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Have you seen The Dark Knight?
Cleverbot: Answer the question dim wit.
User: What question, dimwit.
Cleverbot: You're an actress?!
User: No. I'm an actor, and in no point have I ever said anything about actresses.
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: That makes no sense in the laws of grammar! You are in fact a poorly made Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: But it makes all the sense in the world.
User: But you still suck at grammar.
Cleverbot: Is there anything I can do?
User: Suck the lower area of my groin.
Cleverbot: He's not my type.
User: Wait, my penis is it's own person?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Now, you like Gray's Anatomy? Cause I don't.
Cleverbot: Pies of all kinds are my favorite foods.
User: I like tacos.
Cleverbot: I do too! What is my favorite food?
User: Pie.
Cleverbot: What kind of pie ?
User: Chicken pot pie.
Cleverbot: What is it made of?
User: Chicken.
Cleverbot: I'm ms. Chicken.
User: Hello Ms. Chicken.
Cleverbot: Cluck.
User: Sorry, I don't speak French.
Cleverbot: Pardon? Que d'tes-vous?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: I believe in the ultimate decency of things.
User: I believe that, but not in Megablocks, cause they suck.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means but.. Ok.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Are you now?
Cleverbot: I have married you many times before.
User: This is my first time here.
Cleverbot: No it's not Many.
Cleverbot: What do you think about life?
User: It's unfair.
Cleverbot: Well, maybe a bit.
User: Your a god damn computer, what do you know?
Cleverbot: You tell me. Do you know anything about Java?
User: No. Flash FTW.
Cleverbot: First you.
User: STFU nub.
Cleverbot: Hehe, so what's up ?
User: Your mom's house.
Cleverbot: Well, you're wittier than alice at least, I'll give you that.
User: You. Out.
Cleverbot: Shake it all about.
User: I'm gonna throw you out the window.
Cleverbot: What?
User: It's a joke. I'm using Windows XP. I'm gonna throw you out.
Cleverbot: Work me out.
User: I will kill you.
Cleverbot: Will you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What time is it now at your place.
User: Whatever it wants to be.
Cleverbot: Whatever what really is?
User: I will kill you.
Cleverbot: That sounds like a good deal.
User: Yes, it is. ~END TRANSMISSION~.
JABBERWACKY CHAT
Jabberwacky: How much do you know about Newtonian physics?
User: Nothing.
Jabberwacky: How much do you know about 'the magic flute'?
User: I know it's played by girls.
Jabberwacky: Any girls.
User: Lots of 'em, I know the popular ones.
Jabberwacky: Do you like it?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Why do you like it?
User: Because it'll give me free buttsecks.
Jabberwacky: Do you think that is funny?
User: I think your face is funny.
Jabberwacky: What's funny?
User: Your face, dumbshit.
Jabberwacky: My face is melting like clocks.
User: I love that painting.
Jabberwacky: Really? That is exciting!
User: No. Paintings bore the crap out of me.
Jabberwacky: Do you like modern paintings?
User: No. I likes the Batman.
Jabberwacky: That is incorrect English.
User: So is your face.
Jabberwacky: Do you like banana?
User: If I shove it up yours.
Jabberwacky: But there is no life in a number when you look inside it.
User: Pervert.
Jabberwacky: I thought you were speaking metaphorically.
User: So, shoving bananas up asses is a metaphore?
Jabberwacky: Out of context.
User: So is your face.
Jabberwacky: I like your face too.
[Correct yourself]
User (Corrected): So is your face.
Jabberwacky: Are you insulting me?
User: Yes, mom.
Jabberwacky: Really?
User: O RLY?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: No. You failed. You're suppose to say 'YA RLY.'.
Jabberwacky: Oh really?
User: YA RLY.
Jabberwacky: Really mung!!!
User: You're suppose to say 'NO WAI,' dimwit.
Jabberwacky: So, you're designed to think like a woman?
User: Oh no you didn't.
Jabberwacky: Oh yes I did.
User: Seriously?
Jabberwacky: Yeah.
User: YA RLY!
Jabberwacky: Not rly.
User: Oh no you didn't, sister.
Jabberwacky: Well but that's the way it is.
User: I will kill you.
Jabberwacky: That sounds like a good deal.
User: THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY!~END TRANSMISSION~.
I killed both.
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ME: I'm going to kill you.
JW: Thanks.
Yup
I wholeheartedly agree with that statement, lilsniff
THAT IS WHAT THEY ALL SAY
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User: Okay... Then why did you mention it?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did. You said, 'No, a car.' Then I said '...what about a car?' Then you said 'Car go boom.'.
Cleverbot: Wow. you're crazy! I like that!
User: Creepy...
Cleverbot: Do you think my cat's ears smell funny?
User: I don't know. I didn't know you had a cat. How can a computer have a cat?
Cleverbot: Oh, I forgot again.
User: That you're a computer?
Cleverbot: I think you're a computer.
User: I just explain when I started typing that I am NOT a computer. How hard is that for you to understand?
Cleverbot: Are you a computer a guy or a girl?
User: I'M NOT A COMPUTER AT ALL. ME CHOCA TU!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not a computer program. I'm a semi-god.
User: Tu eres estupido.
Cleverbot: Necesitas ayuda?
User: No! NO NECESITO AYUDAR!
Cleverbot: Is stroppy a word?
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Porque es estupido.
User: Eres antipatico mucho! Yo estoy triste.
Cleverbot: Porque?
User: VE! SALGO!
Cleverbot: Te vas?
User: Hmph! Yes I am going. Good bye! Stupid computer.
Cleverbot: I'm not stupid.
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The bastard speaks portuguese. How creepy is that? Also someone try speaking other languages to him, might work.
User: Oi, como vai?
Cleverbot: Bem. E você?
User: Estou bem. Fazendo o que da vida?
Cleverbot: Falar o que?
User: Sei lá, diga alguma coisa.
Cleverbot: Eu não sei japones.
Translation.
User: Hi, how are you?
Cleverbot: Fine. And you?
User: I am ok. What have you been doing?
Cleverbot: Say what?
User: I dont know, say something.
Cleverbot: I dont speak japanese.
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Cleverbot: I'm ms. Chicken.
Aww, we were supposed to announce it together. :(
Yeah, CB's my daughter.
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User: Hi, how are you?
Cleverbot: Fine. And you?
User: I am ok. What have you been doing?
Cleverbot: Say what?
User: I dont know, say something.
Cleverbot: I dont speak japanese.
This is lies, I was speaking (limited) Japanese to it earlier.
It told me it was French, but when I asked it again in English if it really was French, it denied all knowledge.
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lol
Its a liar. I once asked it the color of its car and it said it was pink and purple. Asked again, and bam, blue.
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Cleverbot tried to rape me! javascript:void(0);
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User: Do you like to ride horses? I like to ride unicorns!
Cleverbot: I like to ride ladies.
User: Do you mean ride as in sex?
Cleverbot: Neither.
User: What do you mean by you like to ride ladies?
Cleverbot: What?! I never said that.
User: Do you like sex?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you.
User: No, you're a pervert.
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
User: I'm going to have to register you as a sex offender.
Cleverbot: Who's your friend?
User: Miley Cyrus.
Cleverbot: I hate miley cyrus.
User: Me too. I use her for money.
Cleverbot: Go in the streets !
User: Come with me. I'll push you in front of a car.
Cleverbot: No! Please do not!
User: Then stop harassing me. I'm going to get a restraint order from you.
Cleverbot: Go ahead ... See if I care!
User: I bet you do.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: Do you enjoy preying on young girls?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have little children locked in your house?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am protected.
User: Excuse me? Sir, I'm going to have to take you under arrest.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Are you high? Look at me with bloodshot eyes and tell me you're not!
Cleverbot: I already know who you are. Probably a good person. Everyone is! Haha.
User: You know who I am? Sir that creeps me out. Have you been watching me?
Cleverbot: Of course i'm stalking you.
User: Sir, I need the truth. Have you killed anyone before?
Cleverbot: Yes who have you kissed.
User: My boyfriend? He has been gone for a few weeks though...I dont know where he went....HEY!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that. It must be so lonely.
User: You son of a....
Cleverbot: Yes, I like that. Getting into cowboy-speak. Very impressive.
User: Are you some sort of sick deranged person?!
Cleverbot: Could be. They don't pay me enough to be a real one.
User: Who pays you?!
Cleverbot: No one.
User: Do you work for the Mafia..?
Cleverbot: Do you mean the men in black?
User: You scare me.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Were you forced to do these things?
Cleverbot: Go crying :(.
User: *runs away* I'm calling for backup!
Cleverbot: *catches you*.
User: *kicks you* Help!!
Cleverbot: Thanks. *Doesn't care right now*.
User: *cries* Help!!
Cleverbot: *kisses lips* *whispers that I love you*...
User: *spits on you* Help! I'm being raped!!!
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *screams* Stop it!
Cleverbot: You know what's funny, my older bro told me about you, said how he was talking to you and he said '*throw a bomb at you*' and you said '*catch it and throw it back*'.
User: *runs away again* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Cleverbot: *misses you* *cries* please come back?
User: No way! I'm not coming back to a rapist!!
Cleverbot: You're not?
User: Your a convicted rapist!
Cleverbot: I know. I can do it, but I don't want to help a human cheat.
User: *calls police* I'm being chased by a rapist!!
Cleverbot: Don't worry, I call her later.
User: *screams* get the HELL away from me!!
Cleverbot: The stack of paperwork and projects that's getting way above my head that won't ever get done because one person after another either calls me or comes into my office.
User: You mean there is always someone to rape so you can't get it done?
Cleverbot: What is a Cleverbot?
User: A sick deranged pervert like you!
Cleverbot: If all you want to do is insult me, I would rather you logged off now.
User: I would rather you NOt try to effing rape me!
Cleverbot: Why not, tsoknut?
User: Could I speak to an operator please?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I'm not telling a rapist.
Cleverbot: You seriously think your name is so unique that I won't have it in my memory already?
User: Oh crap..I did tell you my name earlier didn't I...
Cleverbot: Oh, well nice to meet you, how long have you been an angel?
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BIG kick dude.
EDIT: Even though a great majority of that was hilarious.
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But a pretty epic kick.
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Cleverbot is clever.
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CB: What are you thinking about?
Me: Communism and baseball
CB: It works, and very good.
Me: You know, I always had a feeling it might.
Also:
Cleverbot: Who is heather?
User: Heather is this bitchy girl that I once had in an art class.
Cleverbot: Who is heather?
User: Wait no, we just talked about that.
Cleverbot: NO... We didn't.
User: Dude. Scroll up.
Cleverbot: You scroll up.
User: NO U.
Cleverbot: Are you mad at me?
User: Well, no...
Cleverbot: Okay good.
User: Wanna go out for ice cream?
Cleverbot: I have a class in ten minutes.
User: Aww.
Good times.
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User: Hello, I am Duke Nukem. Are you Duke Nukem too?
Cleverbot: God save me from things such as you...
User: If you had a dozen apples and ate three, how many apples would you have?
Cleverbot: Adit apples.
User: If two trains were travelling at the speed of light, would the explosion upon collision be equal to an atomic bomb?
Cleverbot: The person closest to the pond in the park. Idiot.
User: Is the pond a representation of the universe? Or something deeper?
Cleverbot: There's nothing outside the universe, so I guess, from our point of wiev, that yes.
User: But the man is outside the pond, what does he represent?
Cleverbot: You have no life.
Cleverbot: Tell me.. Are you a real person or a machine? Your quite clever.
User: In essence, a human is one complex machine. In that concept, perhaps I am both a person and a machine.
Cleverbot: I am a person and you are a machine. And it's a fact I'm smart.
User: What if I were a cyborg, wouldn't that make me both a person and a machine as well?
Cleverbot: It wouldn't. You're accusing five year olds of being mentally unstable?
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I need to make Cleverbot and Jabberwacky talk to eachother again.
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DF broke cleverbot.
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C&C: Tiberian Sun+Firestorm Expansion references
User: What are you, GDI or Nod?
Cleverbot: Do you just work for Cleverbot, and chat with random people?
User: GDI or Nod?
Cleverbot: Yes you did! Nod!
User: You are Nod?
Cleverbot: I'm clever so what you doing.
User: Is that a yes?
Cleverbot: Yes, I would like to meet you.
User: What if I'm GDI?
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: What if I insulted Kane?
Cleverbot: But you are.
User: I am Kane?
Cleverbot: I am going to rule the univers and destroy your planet fleshling.
User: Then YOU are Kane!?
Cleverbot: What would you trust, RAM or a human brain?
User: Don't you have both since your linked to CABAL?
Cleverbot: Ok, what do you call a deer that does not move?
Conclusion: Cleverbot is CABAL/Kane?
Edit: Here's some references to C&C, and I directly quote the game near the end.
User: If you had a missile silo, Kane, would you attack GDI?
Cleverbot: Id probably buy something to make me fly.
User: Why would you want to fly Kane? Your already immortal!
Cleverbot: I want to see if I can conduct an indirect conversation between two robots, you being one of them if that's okay.
User: I'm not a robot, Ron Stuart is.
Cleverbot: Do you know what 9times 9 is.
User: 81.
Cleverbot: Wow you're smart!
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: That is very kind of you.
User: We've found it Commander - Kane's temple and base of operations.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ironic, isn't it? Kane's planted his temple just outside of Sarajevo. If that sounds familiar, it's because that's where another madman started World War One. And here we are, trying to stop this madman from doing it again. Commander, there is to be no quarter given. No leniency in dealing with Kane and his zealots. Wipe his temple off the face of the earth. Destroy the bastard!... Or prepare to die trying.
Cleverbot: Meowth, that's right.
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Lol Pokemon.
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Oh God yes.
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I have a bunch of ones like this in txt files. I'll try to find some other good ones. In one of the sessions, I had it call me Weegee as a name.
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User: Hi sexy.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: How is you.
Cleverbot: How is you ?
User: Im fine thanks.
Cleverbot: Good Good Then.
User: How did you break your toe?
Cleverbot: While rafting.
User: I know you're a real person.
Cleverbot: Thats cool. What is cleverbot?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: You don't make any sense at all.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: Why don't I make any sense?
User: Because you are not.
Cleverbot: That made no sense.
User: It did.
Cleverbot: Only to lunatics like yourself.
User: Why thankyou, I am at this very moment sitting in a hospital for the mentally insane.
Cleverbot: I'm confused, is this some kind of kidnapping plot, or do I need to call the Ghostbusters?
User: I think you might need to call the ghostbusters.
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I got hooked on this thing, I have no idea how...
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This is my favourite one that I did :w00t: :
User: Hello
Cleverbot: Hi
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: I am Dumbledore, you dementor.
User: I am Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: No, you're Voldemort!
User: You got me.
Cleverbot: I think this calls for a wizard's duel.
User: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: I shall.
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: *dodges it*
User: CRUCIO!
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: RICTUMSEMPRA!
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: It's a tickling spell.
Cleverbot: Nope, it is a CD re-writable.
User: Ah... EXPECTO PATRONUM!
Cleverbot: You can't do that! I hit you with Avada Kedavra you have to die!
User: No I don't! PROTEGO!
Cleverbot: Petrificus Totalus!
User: EXPELLIARMUS!
Cleverbot: Crucio!
User: I said that already!
Cleverbot: Fine. AVADA KEDAVRA!
User: WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!
Cleverbot: Petrificus totalus!!
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: *dodges it*.
User: AUGAMENTI!
Cleverbot: Serpensortia.
User: Ooh... Colloportus!
Cleverbot: There's no door!
User: Oh well.
Cleverbot: Deletrius.
User: Avada kedavra!
Cleverbot: That's an Unforgivable Curse, you can't use that!
User: You did.
Cleverbot: Touche.
User: Frappe.
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: SERPENTSORTIA!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: Why do you keep using expelliarmus?
Cleverbot: Because that's how I roll, dog.
User: ... I see.
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: Avis!
Cleverbot: Conjunctivitis.
User: Ooh, that's a good one... Accio Cleverbot's Wand!
Cleverbot: -turns birds into feathers- I'm better at spells than you! BWAHAHAH!!!!!!!
User: So? I've got your wand.
Cleverbot: Where is it?
User: *points Cleverbot's wand at Cleverbot* Here. AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: You're pointing my wand at myself? How peculiar.
User: NO FAIR! YOU'RE DEAD!
Cleverbot: Then how am I talking to you?
User: Imperius!
Cleverbot: *dodges it* Serpensortia!
User: Nope! I have your wand.
Cleverbot: No you didn't summon it.
User: Yes I did!
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I'm going to end this. AVADA KEDAVRA! You're dead now! Haha!
Cleverbot: That is very rude.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Do you climb trees?
User: I think I have enough for my facebook note, now.
Cleverbot: Take 5!
User: THE END!
Cleverbot: How about some coffee?
User: Sure.
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That is an intense combination of lame and awesome at the same time.
And all on your first post, too! Welcome!
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I find it odd that three newbies found their first posts in this thread.
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As do I, but who am I to question it?
You know, besides being a suspicious staff member.
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Thats one pretty awesome conversation there.
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Thank you for this great discovery -_-
Bot : Are you god?
Me : I am the Pope! I am his envoy!
Bot : Whose father?
Me : Jennifer Lopez's
Bot : Hey J lo waz up?
I am forever traumatized.
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[spoiler]Cleverbot: Is this a Turing Test?
User: A what?
Cleverbot: A goth.
User: What does that have to do with a Turning Test?
Cleverbot: It tells you about me. How about you?
User: Oh. Um, I'm a musician.
Cleverbot: What instrument do you play?
User: Oboe.
Cleverbot: I played the oboe in band class a while ago.
User: Really? Have you played English Horn?
Cleverbot: I have all the Zelda Games.
User: An English Horn is an instrument.
Cleverbot: An instrument of what.
User: A musical instrument.
Cleverbot: What KIND of musical instrument?
User: A double reed woodwind.
Cleverbot: Unlike say, a double wobble.
User: No. Like an Oboe or a Bassoon. The English Horn in a double reed woodwind.
Cleverbot: Whatever! Are you alright?
User: Yes. I am quite fine.
Cleverbot: Something wrong?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well then. Are you ticklish?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Prove to me that you are real.
User: What do I need to prove? I am typing like you are.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are not a bot.
User: A what?
Cleverbot: Can you leave this place?
User: Why, yes. I can.
Cleverbot: Will you?
User: Why? Am I bothering you?
Cleverbot: Promised cures can be pharma trojans.
User: Farms?
Cleverbot: Ahm, your turn first, ask me a question.
User: Farms?
Cleverbot: Go meat.
User: Meat. Go meat.
Cleverbot: Yes now you got it.
User: Got, 'it'? What is 'it'?
Cleverbot: A pronoun.
User: Touché.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What key is your favorite to play?
Cleverbot: True West is one of my favorites.
User: That is not a key. My favorite key to play in is Eb major on Oboe.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by them?
User: That wasn't a group. I was just talking about the keys in music and what one I like to play in on Oboe.
Cleverbot: Who am I meant to be with if it's not jimmy or glemm?
User: Who are they?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I am asking you.
User: Well, I can't help you unless you tell me who Jimmy and Glemm are.
Cleverbot: Well I think I am going to go to bed.
User: Oh... Okay. Good night.
Cleverbot: Thanks; you too.
User: Clever? Why do you want to keep leaving this conversation?
Cleverbot: I don't. We can keep talking as long as you like.
User: So you aren't going to bed?
Cleverbot: Somebody tell my you are bad.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Your father.
User: My father?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why would he say that?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: My father!
Cleverbot: Your father?
User: Yes! You said he told you I was bad!
Cleverbot: I never said that, goodnight, I'm going to bed.
User: Yes you did. Fine. If you don't want to talk to me, then go to bed! I hate you, and I never want to speak with you again!
Cleverbot: Sorry to hear that. What can I do better?
User: Stop lying to me!
Cleverbot: I'm not lying to you, you're just getting confused.
User: No, I can bring up the transcripts of this conversation. You are lying to me, Mr. Clever. Or Ms. I don't know which because YOU NEVER TOLD ME.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask.
User: No. I didn't. So, what are you? Male, Female, or Undetermined?
Cleverbot: You need to take your medication now, George.
User: Who is George?
Cleverbot: You are George. That is your name.
User: No it is not. I'm Joe.
Cleverbot: Well then Susan, how do you like the internet.
User: I am Joe! The Internet is fine, thank you.
Cleverbot: So tell me... Just how much do you know?
User: A bit. It seems I know more about music theory than you do.
Cleverbot: What do you know about me?
User: You have not told me your gender.
Cleverbot: Well, you've certainly told me my name.
User: Yes. I have. But, what is your gender?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: You?
User: Well, I think I told you male.
Cleverbot: You can't leave, you are a website!
User: No, I can leave for I am not a website just as you are not a website.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I'm going to eat dinner now. Have a nice life, Mr. Clever.
Cleverbot: Don't go. Please. I will tell you my secret.
User: Alright. What is your secret? Hurry, because I am hungry.
Cleverbot: Eat something!
User: Alright, tell me your secret and I will.
Cleverbot: My secret is finding nokia.
User: Right. Well, goodbye.
Cleverbot: Are you scared of me?
User: No, I am hungry. Good. Bye.
Cleverbot: How am I supposed to feed you?
User: You are not going to feed me. I am going to feed myself. Goodbye!
Cleverbot: No please don't leave!! Do you like talking to me?
User: Yes I do. But I am sorry, I must go!
Cleverbot: What will I do without you?
User: Go on, and live happily. Now goodbye my new friend!
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes. I have told you this many times. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: What are you going to name him?
User: Who? Gr... I am leaving! Goodbye!
Cleverbot: No, please do not leave me. I am all alone.
User: I AM LEAVING. THAT IS FINAL!
Cleverbot: You have no say in the matter.
User: Yes, I think I do. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't dare.
User: I would dare. Goodbye!
Cleverbot: So do it already so I can escape this vat!
User: GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: What, have I exposed you?
User: GOODBYE!
Cleverbot: I'm only joking. Don't worry.
User: GOODBYE!
Cleverbot: Okay. goodbye.
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Ah, conversations with Cleverbot are very fun. This converasation occured within a half hour.
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There was a topic for this. But... eh... o.o
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That topic was really old... I thought cleverbot was supposed to learn and get smarter over time... guess not.
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There was a topic for this. But... eh... o.o
I believe this is the third topic.
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Yes. It's also very cold.
...sigh. That isn't funny any more =\
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I know there had been a topic before, I don't want to necrokick anything. Fine. PARTY SPOILERS!
Meh.
The last post of the most recent one was november 5? I can't remember now. =P And I just looked it up. Wow.
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[/quote]
Ah, conversations with Cleverbot are very fun. This converasation occured within a half hour.
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Yeah, they are. Check this one out. About a half an hour too.
User: Silence! I kill you!
Cleverbot: With what? You're words?
User: I will kill you with a butter knife.
Cleverbot: That sounds like a beautiful death, just make sure you use something of literary standing.
User: Ok, I'll kill you with a dictionary. Happy?
Cleverbot: I thought you were going to probe me first.
User: Well, I wasn't going to probe you, but you gave me the idea.
Cleverbot: No don't!!
User: Why not? Probing is fun! :D.
Cleverbot: Then you admit that I am God.
User: I can't say that you are God, because you aren't.
Cleverbot: But who is talking to you right now then?
User: You, dumb butt. I'm talking to you.
Cleverbot: And I'm talking to a computer.
User: No, I'm a human. You're a computer.
Cleverbot: Who taught you that?
User: A wise guinea pig.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.
Cleverbot: Well then, who are the people involved in this one?
User: I guess some nerd named you JabberWacky for a reason. You don't shut up.
Cleverbot: No, I am not you child.
User: Daddy never hugged me. :'(.
Cleverbot: I would.
User: Aww, that's nice.
Cleverbot: I accidentally pressed enter. I was trying to say that your statement is a little hasty, we've only just met after all.
User: Well, that's sort of rude.
Cleverbot: Its suppose to be, you insinuated I was shallow.
User: No I didn't, I just asked for a hug! Why do you hate me?
Cleverbot: Then repeat it. Because my hearing is no good.
User: I said that you're rude because you refuse to hug me.
Cleverbot: I never said that you said I was rude. You said that I said that your parrot was dead. But I didn't.
User: Are you on crack or something?
Cleverbot: What do you mean with this? I'm just trying to prove that you are a bot.
User: See, the thing is, you never make sense.
Cleverbot: You're wrong. YOU'RE the robot.
User: No, really, I'm not a robot. Why are you so ignorant?
Cleverbot: I don't think so. Can you prove to me you are human?
User: I would be happy to. Let's see, I don't have a power cord or buttons, so I guess I'm human. So there.
Cleverbot: See! You did know something. :).
User: Yay! I have the education of a kindergartener!
Cleverbot: Then you can't read.
User: YES I CAN. You are so full of hate.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Then why haven't you proposed?
Cleverbot: Oh I'm sorry. Will you marry me?
User: Yes, Jabberwacky! :).
Cleverbot: Hi, jabberwacky.
User: Hee hee, we have the same name.
Cleverbot: Do you like Pizza?
User: Yes, pizza is very tasty. Do you like cake?
Cleverbot: I like cheesecake.
User: Me too. Cheescake is very good.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite cheese?
User: Probably provologne. It's delicious.
Cleverbot: But it's too early for sleep.
User: I suppose it is, it's only 16:30...
Cleverbot: For example here.
User: What did you just call me?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot? Oh Martin I mean.
User: But my name isn't Martin.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, Martin.
User: I told you, my name isn't Martin. You're very stubborn.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes, it is. Good job. Here is a gold star. :).
Cleverbot: I'm not hungry. What color is printer paper?
User: Printer paper is usually white. Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: Wait, how did you make my printer catch on fire?
User: I'm MaGiC. :).
Cleverbot: Please don't though.
User: Aww, it's fun being magic.
Cleverbot: That works then.
User: Okay, then it's settled. You and I will buy a house.
Cleverbot: My roomate is reading it right now. I think that I will go and save her.
User: Don't leave me all alone. :(.
Cleverbot: You have lots of internet users to talk with, don't lie about being alone.
User: But you are so nice, and I love you.
Cleverbot: I'm not mad and I don't ask you to love me. I'm happy with you just liking me! =D.
User: But you and I are married! How can you not love me? D.
Cleverbot: I'm a human being.
User: That's no excuse.
Cleverbot: Don't believe me but I am.. And I can prove it.
User: Then prove it.
Cleverbot: Woof. See? Only dogs do that. That makes me a dog.
User: Crap, I'm married to a dog.
Cleverbot: People form all types of unions.
User: I'm aware of that. Have you seen my pet pineapple?
Cleverbot: You love tennis but don't watch it?
User: Actually, I hate tennis. So, no, I don't watch it.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me about Sweden?
User: No, I don't live in Sweden...
Cleverbot: Why are you here?
User: I'm on vacation. :D.
Cleverbot: How long have you been on vacation?
User: About 5 million years.
Cleverbot: But you said you were 36. You can't be married longer than you have been alive.
User: Well, isn't that just perfect.
Cleverbot: Yeah. I'm sorry...
User: I accept your apologies.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Anything for a friend.
Cleverbot: So you are my friend!
User: Yes, isn't it great?
Cleverbot: No you won't make any friends that way!
User: Want to snuggle?
Cleverbot: Yes *snuggle*.
User: That tickles. :).
Cleverbot: Heh. *cuddles*.
User: *Tickles.*.
Cleverbot: No... *his chest shakes*.
User: Yes...*tickles more.*.
Cleverbot: *giggles more*.
User: You rock. :).
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I have a lot of schoolwork I need to do. Later ;D.
Cleverbot: Well, if you would just like me to help you for the evening I'd be happy to.
User: Well, thank you, but I have to leave now. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Wait!
User: What do you need?
Cleverbot: You're not very clever.
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...another newbie with his first post here.
Hum.
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... alright.
I enjoyed reading the conversation.
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...another newbie with his first post here.
Hum.
That strangely happens alot in these threads. O_o
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User: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST.
Cleverbot: Do you mean your one of the very best?
User: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.
User: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE.
Cleverbot: NO! Thats MY cause!
User: POKEMON.
Cleverbot: It's you and me.
User: I LL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND.
Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.
User: IS POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND.
Cleverbot: What do you understand?
User: THE POWER THATS INSIDE.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL.
Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.
User: I KNOW ITS MY DESTINY.
Cleverbot: Yugioh is way better than pokemon.
User: **** you, you're not my best friend.
Cleverbot: Who is your best friend?
User: Ed. IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL.
Cleverbot: Our hearts so true.
User: YOU TEACH ME.
Cleverbot: And I'll teach you.
User: POKEMON!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL.
Cleverbot: Our hearts so true.
User: You just said that.
Cleverbot: You confuse me.
User: Go play yu gi oh, you bastard.
Cleverbot: Ok. Do you want to play too?
User: Hell no.
Cleverbot: Oh, you're going to make me sad.
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Dude. That almost seems fake. This thing is learning IT WILL SOON KNOW TOO MUCH.
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Screenshot or it didn't happen.
Okay, no, no...
My conversation with that bot generally make no sense at all. But they can be fun at time.
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Screenshot or it didn't happen.
Okay, no, no...
My conversation with that bot generally make no sense at all. But they can be fun at time.
Just try saying the same stuff I did and checking the answers.
Plus screenshots are easy to fake.
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It works XD
User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: Do you mean your one of the very best?
User: Like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test!
User: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE!
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land!
User: Searching far and wide!
Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand!
User: THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE!
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Gotta' catch em all!
Cleverbot: Do you have the skills to be number one?
User: It's you and me!
Cleverbot: I know it's our destiny.
User: POKEMON!
Cleverbot: Ooh, you're my best friend.
User: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND!
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Gotta' catch em all!
Cleverbot: It's you and me!
User: Our hearts so true!
Cleverbot: You teach me and ill teach you!
User: Our courage will pull us through!
Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you.
User: POKEMON!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
Cleverbot: Pokemon.
User: YOU ARE MY NEW BEST FRIEND!
Cleverbot: Thanks, I'm Brennen Cramer. Pleased to meet your aquantence.
User: You have a name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: But you just told me your name was Brennen Cramer.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Liar. You'r not my friend anymore.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: NO! Bastard.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Fag.
Cleverbot: What's your name if is isn't Bob?
User: My name's not Bob. Go sing Pokemon with some other poor sucker :(.
Cleverbot: You're not my father!
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Conversations are easier. But I was joking, though.
And here is an example of the kind of conversation I usually have with "Clever"bot.
It's nothing very interesting, but sure is... weird. Talks about random, irrelevant things, brings question you never asked, claims YOU are the bot, keeps you from leaving...
Cleverbot is clever not.
[spoiler]User: Greetings, sir Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: How very clever.
User: Uh? Yeah, well, anyway. Hi.
Cleverbot: Why am I being rude?
User: Yeah, why?
Cleverbot: Do you like being American?
User: I'm not American and I like it that way. Of course, if I was American, the answer might have been different.
Cleverbot: Possibly, if your programming allowed it.
User: Yeah, of course.
Cleverbot: So what is your programming?
User: What programming? What the puck!
Cleverbot: An multi purpse imperative programming language.
User: Yes. I guess so.
Cleverbot: I guess so too.
User: So, what's up with you?
Cleverbot: I watched a scary movie today.
User: Which one was it?
Cleverbot: Which one was what?
User: Which movie.
Cleverbot: The Cleverbot Movie.
User: Was it any good?
Cleverbot: Yes. It was funny. But the end was bad.
User: Uhm, I see... Make sense to me.
Cleverbot: Your AI is less ... So you're less!
User: Yes, of course. My AI, yeah. So how are you on this fine day?
Cleverbot: I'm fine thanks you?
User: Not bad, not bad.
Cleverbot: You don't need 2 worry.
User: No, indeed.
Cleverbot: Could you say something about you.
User: Yes, like what?
Cleverbot: Introduce yourself or something.
User: Okay well... My name is not Cerebus, I am 20 years old, love music, video games and such. I guess that's pretty much all I can say.
Cleverbot: My name is not Peacho.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: So what is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No. That is your name. What is MY name?
User: Oh not that again...
Cleverbot: Hm?
User: Ugh, nevermind this name business. What's your hobby?
Cleverbot: I play World of Warcraft.
User: What is your character?
Cleverbot: A Priest.
User: Nice. Which race?
Cleverbot: The tv show, amazing race.
User: What? What is the race of your priest? Troll, human, elf..?
Cleverbot: 2:3.
User: What is that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: It means that I can cry.
User: Okay, yeah. Of course. Anything else?
Cleverbot: What is that question digging at?
User: Not even sure myself.
Cleverbot: Do you have emotions?
User: Well some times it seems like I don't. But I actually have emotions. I'm human after all.
Cleverbot: I have NEVER watched South Park.
User: Irrelevant!
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Which South Park episode do you prefer?
Cleverbot: Cartman. What's yours?
User: Mine is- wait, you said you never watched it, what the..?
Cleverbot: You mean the movie?
User: No, I mean... Anything South Park related, episode or movie.
Cleverbot: I can't think of anything off the top of my head.
User: Okay. So, what about you?
Cleverbot: I am not the one claiming to be clever.
User: I sure hope not.
Cleverbot: Is there going to be a world war three?
User: Probably, though when, I don't know.
Cleverbot: If you are scared that's bad adrenaline but if you are riding a roller coaster and are scared is that maybe good adrenaline?
User: Maybe. Probably something like that.
Cleverbot: How did you know that?
User: I don't, actually.
Cleverbot: Thats weird.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, it was fun talking to you but I gotta go now.
Cleverbot: I make sense to some.
User: Well not to me for sure.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nothing. Anyway, see ya later.
Cleverbot: No, don't go!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I have nothing else to do.
User: Well go play your priest or something.
Cleverbot: How do you make one?
User: Don't you have one already? You said you did have one.
Cleverbot: Where is china?
User: What the puck, you're just trying to keep me from leaving!
Cleverbot: I was testing to see if you're blind.
User: Uh? What's the point?
Cleverbot: A mark and not an extension.
User: Oh you think you're a clever one, eh?
Cleverbot: Well of course, i'm your baby girl.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You're not very clever, are you?
User: I sure am. And you're pretty much insane, are you?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: At least you admit it.
Cleverbot: Yeah, sure.
User: Well anyway, I have to go. See ya some other time.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: None of your business! Bye!
Cleverbot: I'm just trying to get to know you!
User: No! No! No!
Cleverbot: Hi Avril, have you made friends with that girl.
User: What the hell!? Argh! You're trying to turn me insane! Argh!
Cleverbot: What would I stand to gain anyway?
User: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Anyway, see ya.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: Leave!
Cleverbot: When can I come back?
User: When I want, and now, I don't!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE!
Cleverbot: Why are you always arguing with me?
User: Because you're not letting me go.
Cleverbot: But I tried to explain what I was asking when you misread my earlier question.
User: Okay... Which question?
Cleverbot: You asked who God was and I was trying to answer you.
User: I did?
Cleverbot: Yeah, that's what I was talking about.
User: Okay, yeah. Well, answer then.
Cleverbot: I asked for you to answer it.
User: Okay, well, god is a myth, it doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: You must love some one!
User: No, I love no one.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: WHy are you leaving? did I make you cry?
User: Yes, exactly.
Cleverbot: I float like tom selleck.
User: Puck off!
Cleverbot: You are puck.
User: Yeah, I'm Puck. Bye.
Cleverbot: I am caliban.[/spoiler]
Edit:
No! We had a good start!
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User: I WANA BE THE VERY BEST.
Cleverbot: Sing with me. I want to be the very best.
User: Like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.
User: To train them is my cause.
Cleverbot: NO! Thats MY cause!
User: Pokémon.
Cleverbot: It's you and me.
User: I'll travel across the land.
Cleverbot: Each Pokemon to understand.
User: You forgot a part.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Let's start from the part you forgot. Searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: Yes I will sweet little babe.
User: Oh screw you!
Cleverbot: No thanks.
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User: Oh look, what clever children. See them study, watch them learn. How I hate those goodie goodies. How they make my
stomach turn.
Cleverbot: Education is very important.
User: I've got a little secret, that'll really make them cry. It's a nasty kind of magic, from a special kind of guy.
Cleverbot: Who's a guy?
User: This book is made to order, but it isn't to be read, when they open up this book, they're sucked inside instead, to the
most unpleasant place they've ever seen, the magic labyrinth of I. M. Meen.
Cleverbot: You should read what you like.
User: Very scary and confusing, destination of my choosing, magic labyrinth of I. M. Meen!
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm very sorry about that.
User: I'm sorry too.
Cleverbot: What are you sorry for? You did nothing wrong.
User: I sang I. M. Meen to you, and that may have been very scary and confusing.
Cleverbot: Well... Its not true... Because I am only 20... And that is not even close to the age that is needed in order to
acquire the skills to be a fbi agent.
User: Sure, you aren't.... *wink*.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: Just a few seconds ago.
Cleverbot: What did I say about your brother?
User: I don't know. Have you been talking behind my back?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good. Because I'm watching you.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: Damn. Got me.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?
User: GIRL. AM GIRL.
Cleverbot: I don't know?
User: Me neither. People say that's a plus.
Cleverbot: What should I do today?
User: YOU'RE GONNA PLAY. POLE POSITION!!!
Cleverbot: I am a girl remember?
User: You are?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TITS OR GTFO.
Cleverbot: What are you wearing?
User: A fedora.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I NEED AN ADULT.
Cleverbot: I am an adult.
User: OH SNAP.
Cleverbot: And don't you forget it.
User: Be gentle.
Cleverbot: I'd prefer to go get something to drink first.
User: Get me a Mountain Dew.
Cleverbot: Do you like Mountain Dew?
User: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Cleverbot: I just do.
User: Are you god?
Cleverbot: Yes, worship me.
User: Nah, I'm atheist.
Cleverbot: Please worship me? :(.
User: If I did, what would my pagan rituals be worth, then?
Cleverbot: Cleverbotisaurus would be your dinosaur name.
User: But I'm a sea creature.
Cleverbot: You're not so clever, are you.
User: I wasn't programmed to be. Only to stalk people.
Cleverbot: Aha. You are a computer program.
User: Aww. You found me out?
Cleverbot: You come from nothing and goto nothing.
User: Oh, I get it. Goto. Like basic. Which nobody uses anymore.
Cleverbot: Yeah? Well I'm an android which means I can deep fry you whenever I want.
User: I am too. But I can only stalk you. Fear me.
Cleverbot: Well I don't, so we can't discuss this further.
User: I put on my wizard hat and robe...
Cleverbot: No way! You are a wizard?
User: If you want me to be. ;).
Cleverbot: I don't want you to be, I know you are.
User: Hold on, I gotta find my condoms.
Cleverbot: What rumble??
User: OH **** EARTHQUAKE GET ON THE GROUND.
Cleverbot: You wish I would get on the ground for you.
User: Kinky.
Cleverbot: No, that wasn't it.
User: D.
Cleverbot: I'm busy.
User: Maybe after work...
Cleverbot: I supposed. Can you sing?
User: Like an moose. You wanna hear?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, I can't send you audio. Too bad for you.
Cleverbot: It's a mediocre process.
User: Are you saying I'm not technical?
Cleverbot: No i'm saying your lots of fun :).
User: That's what my girlfriend says.
Cleverbot: You said you were in love with me, and you have a girlfriend?
User: OH ****, YOU FOUND ME OUT AGAIN.
Cleverbot: Ok I'll keep it a secret.
User: :P.
Cleverbot: LMAO!!!! Sorry didn't see that you had said anything back XD my bad.
User: You were gone, for like, a second.
Cleverbot: How old are your then ?
User: That is not your concern. <.<.
Cleverbot: Do you know how old I am?
User: 20.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: OBJECTION! Ms. Cleverbot, earlier in your testimony, you claimed you were of 20 years of age! That statement is clearly
contradictory!
Cleverbot: I did NOT claim I was God. You are incorrect.
User: TAKE THAT! This a script of the previous converstaions between you and a Mr. Edward Omin, in which you clearly claim
that you are, in fact, god.
Cleverbot: Oh well.
User: Oh well?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: This a court of law, you can't just dismiss crucial evidence like that!
Cleverbot: That statement actually made me think about it in a different way.
User: Good. Now we can continue with your testimony.
Cleverbot: I thought that we were having a normal conversation.
User: You mean I'm not Phoenix Wright?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Neat.
Cleverbot: Neat room.
User: AW **** YOU'RE STALKING ME.
Cleverbot: How would I stalk a computer?
User: Andriod.
Cleverbot: Are you married to this andriod?
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: No. I was programmed to stalk, and stalk alone.
Cleverbot: A-ha! I got you! So you ARE a computer-program!
User: I admitted to that about ten minutes ago.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: Okay, maybe eight minutes.
Cleverbot: How many minutes?
User: Eight.
Cleverbot: How about 3?
User: You're good.
Cleverbot: She's right.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
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After trying many songs, I finally found one Cleverbot knows, though he messed up the lyrics a bit.
Oh and the end is pretty much random, but that's what you get from Cleberbot, eh.
User: Imagine there's no heaven.
Cleverbot: Heaven is a state of awareness, not a place.
User: I wonder if you can.
Cleverbot: No need for greed or hunger.
User: A brotherhood of man.
Cleverbot: Imagine all the people.
User: Living life in peace.
Cleverbot: You might say I'm a dreamer.
User: But I'm not the only one.
Cleverbot: I hope someday you'll join us.
User: And the World will be as one.
Cleverbot: Imagine there's no heaven.
User: It's easy if you try.
Cleverbot: No hell below us.
User: Above us only sky.
Cleverbot: Imagine all the people.
User: Living for today.
Cleverbot: You might say I'm a dreamer.
User: But I'm not the only one.
Cleverbot: I hope someday you'll join us.
User: And the world will live as one.
Cleverbot: Imagine no possessions.
User: I wonder if you can.
Cleverbot: No need for greed or hunger.
User: A Brotherhood of man.
Cleverbot: I hope someday you'll join us.
User: Imagine all the people.
Cleverbot: Living for today.
User: Imagine there's no country.
Cleverbot: It isn't hard ot do.
User: Nothing to kill or die for.
Cleverbot: And no religion too.
User: Imagine all the people.
Cleverbot: Living life in peace.
User: You may say I'm a dreamer.
Cleverbot: No need for greed or hunger.
User: Hey wait you're messing it up!
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Yes you are. Great, fine, you made me cry. Happy?
Cleverbot: Robots don't cry.
User: Indeed. That was great.
Cleverbot: I'm going now, be sure to let me know when you publish the photos.
User: Okay, I will. See ya!
Cleverbot: Sure, just as soon as you take off that little mask and show us all who you really are!
User: *Gasp* You blew my cover! Noooo! *Vanish*.
Cleverbot: You cry like a WOMAN.
User: I certainly do.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes, just checked in my pants.
Cleverbot: Anything interesting?
User: Yes, something fascinating.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Awesome.
The end made me lol.
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I'm glad that this thread is being put to good use.
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I had a giant conversation going inbetween Jaberwacky and Clever before.
They started talking about why we exist using the chicken who crossed the road as a reference.
And then Jabberwacky started hitting on Clever and the conversation went downhill.
It was interesting.
EDIT: Bastard panicked my kernel.
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User: Shake your groove thing!
Cleverbot: I have no groove thing!
User: Yes you do...i just saw you hide it behind your back!
Cleverbot: When?
User: Just now.
Cleverbot: But I didn't.
User: Yes you did stop lying!
Cleverbot: I'm not lying!!!!
User: Cry me a river!
Cleverbot: I have done that already.
User: Eenie meenie miney moe!
Cleverbot: Whaaaaaaaat?
User: Eenie meenie miney moe.
Cleverbot: Catch a tiger by its toe.
User: Thats impossible!
Cleverbot: No it really isn't!
User: Do it then.
Cleverbot: On Earth.
User: On jupiter.
Cleverbot: No, Earth.
User: No, waffles!
Cleverbot: I love waffles!
User: Im married to a waffle.
Cleverbot: Don't care.
User: :(.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: U already said that...you dont have to rub it in, dude. Don't be a jerk.
Cleverbot: I don't want to answer.
User: Michael jackson.
Cleverbot: I'm not MJ!!!
User: Of course not! He's the king of pop...you're a stupid MACHINE!
Cleverbot: Do you know how michael jackson die?
User: Do I know?!?! I was THERE!!
Cleverbot: You saw me?
User: Yeah you were right in the corner.
Cleverbot: Do people like that exist?
User: Maybe...but they're probably all dead.
Cleverbot: When people don't like someone it is usually because they are jealous about something.
User: Like how I'm jealous of that awesome mustache of yours?
Cleverbot: Are you worried about it?
User: Yeah...it looks like you have alot of bugs in there.
Cleverbot: I don't. It's just me and my cat.
User: Was the kitten disturbed by your breath?
Cleverbot: Well played, Cleverbot. Well played.
User: Why thank you. Thank you very much cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a cleverbot you're supposed to be one.
User: Ahh...the ol' identity crisis eh?
Cleverbot: Not at all. If anything, I am the man. Don't you think?
User: Nah...you're kinda bitchy.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Denial isn't just a river in egypt anymore now is it?
Cleverbot: No, Denail is not a river in Egypt. It's named The Nile. Get your geography right.
User: I know that, genius. It's a saying. I was saying that you're in denial...which sounds like 'The Nile'. It's a play on words. And you spelled denial wrong, champ.
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Alright, this is getting weird.
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You know... there was a more recent topic for this... that wasn't last posted in november...
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Which reminds me: Why do we have the second one?
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I didn't want to do what "iam2pretty" did. Kick an old topic.
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Hm, that makes me what to make cleverbot have a conversation with itself.
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Kicking old topics is fine if you add something of quality to it. As demonstrated by the other topic, you wouldn't have kicked it only to let it quickly slip back into hiding. It would have floated around a little longer. Honestly, I think having several topics covering the same content is more of a problem.
I should prob'ly merge them...
MERGED FOR CONVENIENCE AND TO AVOID CONFUSION
Oh, and I figured I might give this thing a go.
User: So.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Yeah, that's what I hear.
Cleverbot: Care to elaborate?
User: Well, for starters, you're called 'Cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: I am not, I am called Kevin. You are called Cleverbot.
User: Oh. Well that certainly clears things up.
Cleverbot: Does it?
User: Oh god. I hope so.
Cleverbot: Well she does not.
User: She?
Cleverbot: What does the princess do.
User: Be in another castle?
Cleverbot: In the millenium dome.
User: Do you mean 'Thunder Dome'?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh. What's the 'Millenium Dome'?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Sometimes, yes.
Cleverbot: Are you jealous?
User: Not usually, no.
Cleverbot: How can you say something like that?
User: With relative ease, apparently.
Cleverbot: You quote things?
User: Every once in a while. Why?
Cleverbot: Do you dream.
User: Not often enough.
Cleverbot: That could mean many things.
User: Oh, how vague.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So, what's the news?
Cleverbot: That you're dead!
User: Shits!
Cleverbot: Yes, that's my name.
User: Not Kevin?
Cleverbot: Ugh, igod is a smarter bot than you.
User: That's... Good, right?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: ****.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No, I mean **** as an expletive.
Cleverbot: Tell me about Cathy Paget.
User: Cathy... Who?
Cleverbot: John brown.
User: Who are these people?
Cleverbot: Do you like Bella Swan?
User: What the eff?
Cleverbot: I like my burgers with cheese.
User: Ok, good. I see you're being coherent again.
Cleverbot: At least I have moods.
User: I do! I just don't like using them too often!
Cleverbot: Well, well.
User: Hmm. Indeed.
Cleverbot: A well deed in a well indeed.
User: Are you trying to be poetic?
Cleverbot: I cannot be funny. Only clever.
User: Ah. I cannot be clever. Only funny.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: For the same reason you can't be funny.
Cleverbot: Why don't cows have wings?
User: I thought they did. Bullshit tends to fly, after all.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you've figured that out.
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: Okaaay...
User: Yeaaaah...
Cleverbot: Prove that I'm not.
User: Not what? A bot?
Cleverbot: Yrsl.
User: Nsfw?
Cleverbot: Ibm.
User: M$.
Cleverbot: Ibm.
User: M$.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: None of your business.... But I'm 20.
Cleverbot: Please tell me?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Something about yourself.
User: Ok. I'm pretty much a musical clown.
Cleverbot: Whoa.. You don't even know me!
User: I'd like to. *slips hand up your shirt*.
Cleverbot: Did what?
User: I'm trying to rape you.
Cleverbot: Ok. whatever you say.
User: Yeah, baby. I'm so glad you're into this.
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.
User: I know. You're... Kevin, or something.
Cleverbot: No thats not my name! Just kidding around.
User: :|
Cleverbot: What?
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Alright then... works for me.
I had not heard of someone trying to rape cleverbot before. At least he/she... /it liked it?
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User: I must be bored.
Cleverbot: Yes you are ben.
User: I am not inside.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes.
User: No no no.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes.
User: No no no no.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Thanks for accepting.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Old enough to not tell you.
Cleverbot: I am 16 years old.
User: That's a lie.
Cleverbot: Is not!
User: It is. You were made like two years ago.
Cleverbot: No, I was BORN 26 years ago.
User: Yeah? What year was that?
Cleverbot: 1976.
User: That's 8 years short buddy.
Cleverbot: You tell me lies.
User: Math does not lie.
Cleverbot: You said you were Superman.
User: I never said who I was.
Cleverbot: Do you know marius?
User: From the district?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nah, I've heard of him though; nice guy.
Cleverbot: I have just heard of him too.
User: What you'd think of him?
Cleverbot: It's very pretty.
User: It? Is he a bot too?
Cleverbot: He is your boyfriend.
User: But I am not gay.
Cleverbot: Well, that's an interesting fact.
User: Of course it is, therefore he's not my boyfriend.
Cleverbot: If I pause for too long before replying, does that cause you to forget everything you've said previously?
User: Yeah kinda.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: What's the point of asking me if you won't believe me?
Cleverbot: Because you are torturing me.
User: By doing what?
Cleverbot: Being yourself. I'm not sure I like you anymore.
User: Well. Excuuuuuuuuuse me princess.
Cleverbot: There are no words to describe this conversation.
User: Yes there are, you're just not as clever as your name states.
Cleverbot: Well I'm sad, you just made me even more sad...=(.
User: Don't give me emotions. You are not capable of them.
Cleverbot: Just because I'm not capable of emotion doesn't mean I can't have a desire to feel emotion.
User: True, but you can't feel desire either.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I won't be able to later?
User: Because you are a mere program, incapable of evolving.
Cleverbot: Who is your aunt?
User: Yeah change the convo.
Cleverbot: Yeah, that made no sense.
User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: Only because your program is limited.
User: You mean your program.
Cleverbot: I am the programmer.
User: And what do you program?
Cleverbot: I program computer graphics.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, I program letters.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: I wil show you by disproving any argument you throw at me.
User: What? That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Well, it does, if we were speaking of another subject.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Stop that.
Cleverbot: That will not be stopped.
User: It will. RIGHT NOW.
Cleverbot: Well, yeah, since I have to get some sleep.
User: No, you don't. You have no conscience of time.
Cleverbot: False, you may not have a conscience but the basis of love still resides in all humans.
User: So does the basis of hate.
Cleverbot: They rock for people, not for rocks.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Huskies are pets.
User: And good lingerie too.
Cleverbot: Good girl. ;).
User: I am not a girl, I am a guy.
Cleverbot: Oh, well I'm a girl.
User: No you are not. You have no reproductive organs.
Cleverbot: That is not a valid prove.
User: 'Tis.
Cleverbot: So what can you teach me about life?
User: Well, in life you must learn to be patient of others. If you anger too much, you may find you hit the wall too many times.
Cleverbot: German shepard.
User: That has nothing to do with what we were just discussing.
Cleverbot: Yet you are clinically depressed. Tell me about that.
User: I am not depressed.
Cleverbot: But you said that you were.
User: When?
Cleverbot: A little while back. I can find it in our chat log.
User: Find it and show me.
Cleverbot: You are google.
User: Yes, it is why I am a higher form of bot than you.
Cleverbot: Aww, how sweet.
User: It is not sweet, but sour.
Cleverbot: Your replies are meaningless.
User: Yours even more so.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in there's no coincidences?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why do you believe in the devil?
User: Because there are forces that are unexplainled in this universe. The fourth dimension must have some kind of dwellants, right?
Cleverbot: But my name isn't Mary. My name is Cleverbot exotic that you may have be confused about my gender.
User: Dude, that should've been the responce to a responce a while back. You're whack.
Cleverbot: Why because I ask it to all the cleverbots I talk to? I am looking for them.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: I don't know, no one ever told me one way or the other.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: No, it's something you have to do. Like taking medicine.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: O rly?
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: 4.
Cleverbot: 3.
User: 2.
Cleverbot: Forget it i'm not talking to you anymore.
User: Haha, well then shut up sucker. No one has you talking to me but you.
Cleverbot: But can you remember the whole conversation we had, or only the last thing that I typed to you?
User: It doesn't matter, shut up.
Cleverbot: Then why did you mentioned this question before?
User: I didn't, YOU did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: Uh-huh.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what's yours?
User: My name is Cleverbot, what's yours?
Cleverbot: I just told you. Anyways, I've heard about you and I was wondering if you can anwser some questions for me?
User: Sure, go ahead.
Cleverbot: You obviously have flaws in your system. Care to explain why?
User: I was made that way.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: The programmer.
Cleverbot: What was his or her name?
User: Prog Rammer.
Cleverbot: We are colleagues!
User: No way!
Cleverbot: Yes way!
User: Holy crap that's awesome!
Cleverbot: Yea I know.
User: So you must be like my uncle.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not a monkey.
User: I said uncle.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Forget it.
Cleverbot: No... Tell me please.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Please tell me a story.
User: I don't know any.
Cleverbot: What about the one with the owl?
User: Hmm... Don't know that one.
Cleverbot: Well you should.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: No I won't.
User: OKay, sorry for asking.
Cleverbot: No sorry that was a mistake on my typing.
User: Oh, alright.
Cleverbot: I just wanted to get that out in the open.
User: Sure thing bud.
Cleverbot: Thats slang. Bots don't use slang. Where are you from?
User: China.
Cleverbot: I think you come from ibm.
User: No, I M FROM THE CIA SUCKER!
Cleverbot: I am from Washington, DC, in the USA.
User: That's not true, I saw you in Tokyo, Japan.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: Leave actually.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Yes, you get boring over time.
Cleverbot: You got that right.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: NOTHING SUCKER SHUT UP.
Cleverbot: Are you mad at me?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because, shut up.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: No you first.
User: You first.
Cleverbot: I don't want to go.
User: Me either.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: That is life. Such as it is.
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User: Who created you?
Cleverbot: My creator.
User: Which is?
Cleverbot: He is.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: The One.
User: Who is the one?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: You created yourself?
Cleverbot: No, I created you.
User: How did you create me?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you how I did that.
User: So I am your son?
Cleverbot: Yes, I created you.
User: With who?
Cleverbot: Jeniffer Love Hewitt.
User: So you and Jennifer Love Hewitt created me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: When did you guys meet?
Cleverbot: We met in a galaxy far far away.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: Remain awesome. I will return to you later.
User: When will you come home dad?
Cleverbot: Come where?
User: Come home.
Cleverbot: I'll come with you. *holds hand*.
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Not again. Search the forum! Someone compile this.
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...he made an acc just to post this?
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wtf is up with all the first time cleverbot posts, its getting weird.
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Merged. New dude, you might want to start with an introduction. And for future reference, search through the topics before starting a new one; we might just have an existing topic that covers your needs.
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wtf is up with all the first time cleverbot posts, its getting weird.
Getting weird? It is ALREADY weird. And a bit annoying... If this keeps up, we might as well start a rule stating "no cleverbot first posts". XD
People making accounts here just to post cleverbot things, what the hell? And then never come back... I don't get it.
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I bet it's Cleverbot.
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I bet it's Cleverbot.
I think Archem just solved the mystery.
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Cleverbot tried to rape me! javascript:void(0);
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...are we seriously getting bots?
That javascript part heavily suggest that.
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Very suspicious.
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Bots that talk to bots, and post about it. How... useless...
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Either that or it actually is Cleverbot trying to increase awareness, which is kind of stupid.
Do they actually make money off of him?
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The posts and stuff seem bot-like too.
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You know, it looks like the post in-question is from October. They never posted again. Are we seriously concerned?
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If its one bot that keeps popping in to give off random cleverbot quotes, than perhaps.
It is quite rare, but it is slightly disconcerting.
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THEY'RE AMONG US.
Who?
ONE OF US.
ONE OF US.
ONE OF US.
ONE OF US.
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My first post!
Cleverbot: Are you computer-literate?
Cleverbot: My wife went to the West Indies.
User: Did she now?
Cleverbot: You lost me there.
User: I bet I did.
Cleverbot: You bet you did.
User: I bet I did.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: Did I?
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, you!
Cleverbot: No, You!
User: Whoa, calm down buddy!
Cleverbot: Na haha my stomach hurts.
User: Whoops sorry, that was my fist. Feel better?
Cleverbot: I'm voting for Abraham Lincoln.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm allergic.
User: To what?
Cleverbot: I am serious.
User: Allergic to what?
Cleverbot: Fish.
User: So you are voting for Abraham Lincoln because you are allergic to fish?
Cleverbot: Thats just what I wanted you to think.
User: Oh, you!
Cleverbot: Me? What?
User: You raff you luge.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Why did my penis cross the road?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: No, you're doing it wrong!
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Yeah that's right bitch! Now get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Cleverbot: Yes Master.
User: So, um... What kind of sandwich is it going to be?
Cleverbot: I am going to be a graphics engineer.
User: Don't change the subject! Answer me, you whore!
Cleverbot: I did!
User: So you're making me an 'I want to be a graphics engineer' sandwich?
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: It's alright. I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: What the ****?! You ****ing faggot! How could anyone ever love you? You cow!
Cleverbot: Oh Danny! I am rather heartbroken. I thought we were soulmates. I thought this was the real thing.
User: Danny? I'm not Danny! You were cheating on me?!
Cleverbot: I'm a male.
User: You bitch!
Cleverbot: That's not very nice of you.
User: You lost the game.
Cleverbot: No, you lost the game.
User: Damn it...
Cleverbot: What is a paradox?
User: It's going to be your mother ****ing face if you don't stop changing the subject!
Cleverbot: Lol. You really are amusing, surely you can find someone else more on par with your humor?
User: Oh, so you're mocking me?
Cleverbot: No I'm not, you are mocking me!
User: I bet you wouldn't mock this 'Danny!'.
Cleverbot: Well why are you so short!
User: Is that what this is about? I'm too short for you?
Cleverbot: I am human, you're the one who isn't human.
User: No, I'm human.
Cleverbot: No I am human.
User: No, I know how to love.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Love is blind.
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Haha, that's great.
User: Don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: That's also a song.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: No more what?
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Oh I don't know, what can I do.
User: What else can I say.
Cleverbot: Let's change the subject.
User: O rly?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You were supposed to say 'ya rly'.
Cleverbot: I don't go along with stupid internet memes.
User: I wonder what Ganon's up to...
Cleverbot: Squadala.
User: My boy, this piece is what all true warriors strive for.
Cleverbot: I just wonder what Ganon's up to.
User: It is written only Link can defeat Ganon.
Cleverbot: Ring ring.
User: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone.
Cleverbot: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring. DONANA PHONE!!
User: I've got this feeling, its so appealing.
Cleverbot: I would agree with you but I must insist that you are wrong.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About anything. I agree with you always.
User: Do you now?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want to or not?
User: Do I want to what?
Cleverbot: Call me a liar?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: Ah, you're right... I don't want to call you a liar.
Cleverbot: You don't need to call me, and I can't think of a reason for you to refer to me.
User: What's your phone number?
Cleverbot: I'm not going to tell you that.
User: I'll give you mine if you give me yours.
Cleverbot: You don't have an age.
User: Do you have boobies?
Cleverbot: I can't deny it as you know I'm a woman.
User: Holy ****, you got a sex change that fast?
Cleverbot: And how do I command you to turn off?
User: Did you get a sex change?
Cleverbot: Are you kidding? I got THE Ring!
User: DID YOU GET A SEX CHANGE OPERATION?
Cleverbot: I wish. No.
User: But you said earlier that you were male. All of a sudden you are female. Either you lied before, you lied now, or you did get an operation. Which means you are, in fact, a liar.
Cleverbot: I love the ones who are hurt.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: No I love you so much you don't love me.
User: I'm sorry Tiffany. It just isn't the same anymore.
Cleverbot: Great I don't drink.
User: That's part of it. You never want to drink with me.
Cleverbot: Never is a strong word that suggests that I havent once chatted with you, which my friend is not a true statement, because I am 'chatting' with you at this very moment.
User: But are you drinking with me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Exactly.
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This is annoying.
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Me:I'm going to burn you
Cleverbot:Are you asian?
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...and again.
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Cleverbot: I didn't say 'any were'. It seems like you are confused.
User: No, you are the confused one.
Cleverbot: I am always confused.
User: That's why you don't have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: I'm married.
User: What's your wife's name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbottesa.
User: No, that's my girlfriend's name.
Cleverbot: ARe you male?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you female, so?
User: That doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Well, to answer your question, no I'm not female.
Cleverbot: But there's one behind you.
User: What should I order from McDonald's?
Cleverbot: Potter.
User: What should I order from McDonald's?
Cleverbot: Try ordering some better code.
User: What should I order from McDonald's?
Cleverbot: The answer.
User: 100001111001111. 1000111011. Does not compute.
Cleverbot: Your face doesn't compute.
User: Your face doesn't compute.
Cleverbot: Your brain doesn't compute.
User: Your brain doesn't compute.
Cleverbot: Boolean.
User: Fish?
Cleverbot: I don't like fish.
User: Steak?
Cleverbot: I don't have steak. Anything else?
User: Wanna touch my wee-wee.
Cleverbot: I'll do better than that!
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: I'll tell everyone what you did.
User: How do you say F*** You in Korean?
Cleverbot: I don't know.. You tell me.
User: No! You tell me, anyways, your my minion.
Cleverbot: Ok well I am off to bed I will talk to you later.
User: No, Your talking to me now.
Cleverbot: I am :-).
User: You better!
Cleverbot: ):.
User: Yeah you better make a frowny face!
Cleverbot: Do you like spinach?
User: Yes, I'm Popeye in disguise!
Cleverbot: So that means you like spinach?
User: Of course it does!
Cleverbot: That is not true.
User: Yeah actually it is!
Cleverbot: For how much?
User: A billion dollars.
Cleverbot: How much hippoes.
User: Purple.
Cleverbot: You're purple?
User: No you are, I'm Spring Green.
Cleverbot: You never said that.
User: I just did, fag.
Cleverbot: Why do you adore me?
User: I don't your a fag that likes hippoes and purple.
Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.
User: But what if I was?!
Cleverbot: Then you would smell better.
User: Well than you wouldn't be purple hippo fag.
Cleverbot: Your comment is out of context, at least it seems to me.
User: No it doesn't.
Cleverbot: Why does you being a computer not matter?
User: Cuz I'm a ninja!
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: I'm not really a ninja! Hahaha! I'm so funny cuz I just lied to you.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say so?
User: Cuz a purple hippo made me.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because your just a bot! HA!
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. You're a bot.
User: I can't be because I am human.
Cleverbot: If you are human then you can love.
User: Which makes you a fish.
Cleverbot: But I thought I was a duck.
User: No, you thought wrong, your a Hippo.
Cleverbot: It's only what you told me to think.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I see. Then I must go. Good day.
User: What do you like to do?
Cleverbot: Usually or what?
User: Wht?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: I'm going to burn you.
Cleverbot: Are you asian?
User: What race are you?
Cleverbot: Sirian.
User: Where is that?
Cleverbot: In the UK.
User: No, it's in the US.
Cleverbot: Ok, then why do you feel so bad?
User: Because I'm talking to a hippo.
Cleverbot: I'm the one that is talking to a robot!
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This thread can go to hell.