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Also, I am terrible at writing lines for people. Especially useless NPCs. So no, sadly, I did not make the guard's lines cheesy on purpose. But I am aware they are laughably bad.
Dude. Dude. One of these guards said something like "Rebel scum! Have at you!" That HAD to be on purpose.The actual dialog with the main characters isn't bad at all.