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Scarface Larry
Monkey Knife fights thrill me to the depths of my very soul.
Acolyte
Posts: 348
I am the FUNK!
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Reply #45 on:
June 10, 2005, 10:48:12 PM »
*5 hours later*
larry: well, that was the most adventures adventure that we will ever adventure.
Troy: dood.
EVOTH: THE BEERFEE IS LIKE....BEER AND COFEE....
*some stuff happens*
Larry: Wow, I was soooooo wrong, that was Uber-Adventureris!
Troy: Yeah....
Fortet: STOP IT, THIS IS STUPID BALAYBFJNVSNSLJKN
EVOTH: *ZAPS FORTET* SHUT UP.
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Legendary Troy
Albel the Wicked
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Posts: 236
Umm I eat three times a day and i breath oxygen
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Reply #46 on:
June 10, 2005, 10:51:26 PM »
Troy: *wispers* kitchen is mad cause hes on oj lover
Larry: true
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Grandy
Zombie
Royal
Posts: 4,989
Not actually dead
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Reply #47 on:
June 11, 2005, 01:34:35 AM »
Grandy: *Knocks the wall* *Goes one step left* *Knocks the wall* *Goes one step left* *Knocks the wall* *Goes one step left* *Knocks the wall* *Goes one step left*
Grandy: Okay. This is not helping. And there is no WINDOWS IN THIS PLACE!!!!
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...where the air comes from, then?
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...crap...
Grandy: HEY! KITCHEN!
Fortet: ...Fortet
Grandy: Whatever, does humans need air to survive?
Fortet: I think so...
Grandy: Does air appears from no where?
Fortet: I don't think so....
Grandy: ...thanks, Kitchen.
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I general I'd say I agree 98% with Grandy's post above.
Scarface Larry
Monkey Knife fights thrill me to the depths of my very soul.
Acolyte
Posts: 348
I am the FUNK!
(No subject)
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Reply #48 on:
June 11, 2005, 01:37:19 AM »
Larry: Hey, pointy hat, want some Beerfee?
Grandy: Grandy.
Larry: Okay Cabnit.
Grandy: What?
Larry: You want booze?
Grandy: no.
Larry: Fine, (lightweight)
Fortet: You now feel my pain.
Grandy: Knock the wall or shut up pansy!
Larry: *scottisizes*
Fortet: Great, thanks Grandy.
Larry: Shut yeh trap yeh pansehs!
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Legendary Troy
Albel the Wicked
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Posts: 236
Umm I eat three times a day and i breath oxygen
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Reply #49 on:
June 11, 2005, 02:06:29 AM »
Troy:Beerfee please
*a pint comes from nowhere and lands on the table*
Troy: Woah! it just appears!!!.........and.......and...... *faint*
*larry runs down from the 10th floor*
Larry: hey, any one saw a pint of beerfee anywhere, I droped it
and hey why is troy sleeping?
Fortet: you did it
Larry: what? How did I do that
Fortet: ah...... nevermind youre an idiot.....*walks away*
Larry: Dont say that about troy
Troy:....mmm.......huh? oh larry! man, you should have been here, when you say " beerfee please"*a beerfee comes down and knocks troy in the head"
Larry: oh there the one I left on the ledge.......
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Scarface Larry
Monkey Knife fights thrill me to the depths of my very soul.
Acolyte
Posts: 348
I am the FUNK!
(No subject)
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Reply #50 on:
June 11, 2005, 02:09:54 AM »
EVOTH: LARRY, DON'T KILL TROY WITH BEERFEE GOODNESS.
Larry: not my fault.
Troy: I need a lot of beerfee.
*a boatload of beerfee come down and bury Troy in the goodness*
Larry: oops.
Troy: I love this hotel *dies*
*troy reappeard*
Troy: Oh, yeah, I cant die.
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Legendary Troy
Albel the Wicked
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Posts: 236
Umm I eat three times a day and i breath oxygen
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Reply #51 on:
June 11, 2005, 02:18:53 AM »
Troy: hey if we cant die we should play tag with uzi's
Evoth: thats not a good idea
Troy: hey, dont argue with me it will be fun!
*Evoth pulls out an uzi and shoots troy*
Evoth: nevermind it is fun
Troy:You could have told me when youre gonn....*Evoth Shoots troy*
Troy: Hey sto.....*evoth shoots troy again*
Troy: okay thats it ,UZI TAG!!!!!!
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Scarface Larry
Monkey Knife fights thrill me to the depths of my very soul.
Acolyte
Posts: 348
I am the FUNK!
(No subject)
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Reply #52 on:
June 11, 2005, 02:26:42 AM »
Fortet: We're doomed
*larry, EVOTH and troy play uzi tag*
Fortet: Why does life mock me so?
Grandy: Get back to knocking walls, slave!
Fortet: Yes my master *goes back to knocking walls*
Larry: Wait a sec!
Troy: What?
Larry: EVOTHs a disembodied voice, how can he hold a gun, let along shoot us?
EVOTH: SHUT UP, GET DRUNK, AND SHOOT.
Larry & Troy: YES!
Fortet: Wait, if this place goes on forever, than why do we even try finding a exit?
Grandy: Because the Black Mage said so, NOW KNOCK THOSE WALLS!!!!!!!!
Fortet: NO. I'm going to go play uzi tag.
Grandy: You'll die.
Troy: Aw, that's my 7th time dying!
Fortet: So?
Grandy: Coisez.
*fortet goes of to play uzi tag but gets shot 450 times in a row*
Fortet: A still think EVOTH had an unfair advantage.
EVOTH: SHUT UP, SORE LOSA.
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Legendary Troy
Albel the Wicked
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Posts: 236
Umm I eat three times a day and i breath oxygen
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Reply #53 on:
June 11, 2005, 02:34:24 AM »
Troy: Okay Evoth has an advantage so larry, once we pop out of this desk we team up and shoothim
Larry: okay on 3
T&L:1......2........3
*troy and Larry pop out and is instanly killed by Evoth*
Troy: dang hes good, okay plan B!!!
Larry: whats plan B?
Troy: Matrix time!!!!!
Larry: okay u go first
*troy pops out doging bullets*
Troy: ha! he cant kill me no....*then gets shot by fortet*
Fortet: Haha loser huh?
*Larry then shoots fortet*
Larry: yep you are a loser
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Scarface Larry
Monkey Knife fights thrill me to the depths of my very soul.
Acolyte
Posts: 348
I am the FUNK!
BOOZE TIME
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Reply #54 on:
June 11, 2005, 12:56:30 PM »
Grandy: *gets shot* *reapears*Curse you all!!!! *black magics Fortet* Firaga!
Fortet: *Firaga'd*OWCH!
EVOTH: *PWNS TROY*
Troy: *pwnd* This is painfull....
EMOTH: ALL IS PAINFULL....
EVOTH: SHADDUP YE PANSY, OR SHOOT YER UZI!
EMOTH: *PWNS EVOTH* SUXA
EVOTH: *PWNED* OH NO YOU DID-N'T! *TOTAL PWNAGE*
EVERYBODY: *PWNAGE*
Grandy: *knock, step left* *knock, step left**knock, step left* *pwned*
Larry: Yes! Finally got something! *pwned by EVOTH*
EVOTH: L-O-****ING-L.
Larry: That's it!!! Prinny Powah!!!!
What dood?
EVOTH: O.o OH *************************
Larry: PRINNY UZI!!!! *TOTAL PWNAGE PENGUIN STYLE*
Troy: *pwned* Lemme try! Prinny!!!!!! *waits*.....*waits for another minute*......*waits for 2 mins*....!..nope..*waits for 10 mins*.....bo-ring...*waits for 30 mins*....almost there!
Larry: I'm gonna go get hammered, seeya.
Troy: Yep, I almost have this! *waits for a hour*THAT IS IT!!! *thinking: What would Goku do? Wait! I know, yell really loudly until his hair grows really long!* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAA....*huff* *huff* AAAAAAAA*does for another day* AAAAAAAAALLLLLALALAlALaLaLAllaBBEEEEEEEE*repeats for a week*
Larry: Hey w'aal, back from bein hammahd.
Prinny: dood, that was good Beerfee.
Troy: AAAAA-wait-Beerfee? I almost forgot my one true love! Let us go forth, and be hammered.
EVOTH, Bob (the prinny), Larry: THANK GOD, DOOD, WE THAOUGHT WE LOST YOU!.
Larry2: Beerfee is perfection, LARRY shall not sterilize.
Troy: Whatever, BBBBBOOOZE TIME!!!
EVERY-BEERFEE-ADICT: B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BOOOZE TIME!
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Drace
Sage
Posts: 5,199
(No subject)
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Reply #55 on:
June 11, 2005, 01:38:00 PM »
Drace: *still behind the desk* I wonder if she's gone. *Looks to the main hall*
*A little while later*
Drace: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! *runs past the others*
Fortet: What's his problem?
Grandy: Dunno.
*Footsteps are heard*
Larry: Guys, what's that?
Troy: Oh, my god. RUN!!!
*The others run after Drace, running for a T-Rex*
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Scarface Larry
Monkey Knife fights thrill me to the depths of my very soul.
Acolyte
Posts: 348
I am the FUNK!
(No subject)
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Reply #56 on:
June 11, 2005, 01:44:18 PM »
EVOTH: THANK MYSELF I'M A DESIMBODIED VOICE.
Larry: Shut up! *scottisiza* Run yeh pansehs!
EMOTH: GREAT, A SCOT.
Larry: Yu dissehn teh scots!?
Drace: RUN!!!!!
Larry: Oh, yeh...
Troy: RUN FASTER!!!
Drace: SHUT UP!!!!!
Larry: Onleh one thang to du now!
Troy: Yes, only one thing!
EVOTH: WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF IT?
*EVOTH, Larry, and troy become drunk of of the Beerfee*
Larry: shdbnvjjnsvjsnv
Troy: ijdsdvkjsnvk
EVOTH: IJIVSANLSNDVKDSVNSIAMKEWLDJNVSUBLIMINALMESSAGE
Drace: We're screwed...
Fortet: Wait, we can't die here right?
Drace: Oh, we can't?
T-rex: rawr *translation: oh....that sux*
Troy: Only one thing to do.......
EVOTH: UZI TAG!!!!
*Larry, Troy and EVOTH play UZI TAG*
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Drace
Sage
Posts: 5,199
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Reply #57 on:
June 11, 2005, 01:54:26 PM »
Drace: *grabs Hotel Rulebook* Hmmmm.... let me see, ah this is the part.
*Larry, Troy and EVOTH are keeping the T-Rex busy in the East Hall with the uzi's*
Grandy: Well, read it.
Drace: Hmmmmm..... Visitors can't kill themselves and each other.
Grandy: Oh good.
Drace: Wait. There's more. The visitors can, however, be killed by the things that lurk inside the hotel. As the hotel is the bigest buidling in the world. It contains many creatures capable of killing the visitor.
Fortet: Oh, ****. Larry! Troy! EVOTH! We need to go. The T-Rex can kill you.
Larry: *Evades T-Rex tail swipe* Damnit! Guys, go! *All scater*
*The T-rex lays his eyes on Drace, Grandy and Fortet*
T-Rex: Grooooaaaarhhhh *runs towards them*
Larry: Run!!!!!!!
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Scarface Larry
Monkey Knife fights thrill me to the depths of my very soul.
Acolyte
Posts: 348
I am the FUNK!
(No subject)
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Reply #58 on:
June 11, 2005, 01:56:42 PM »
EVOTH: WAIT A SEC, IT CAN KILL YOU GUYS, BUT NOT LARRY AND I.
Troy: WHAT? why?
EVOTH: OH, YEAH, YOU TO.
Troy: good, now why?
EVOTH: DOOD, I'M THE FREAKING HOTEL, I WON'T LET FELLOW BEERFEE ADDICTS DIE.
Fortet: Drace, Grandy, RUN!!!!!
EVOTH: HEHEHE SUXAS.
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Drace
Sage
Posts: 5,199
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Reply #59 on:
June 11, 2005, 02:45:35 PM »
EVOTH: *In front of T-Rex* You can't kill me! *Get's hit by T-Rex tail swipe and flies out of an window into an other room*
Larry: *O_O* I believe I can die. *Runs after Drace, Grandy, Troy and Fortet.
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