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Title: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Drace on October 04, 2008, 09:37:59 PM
Seriously. What. The. ****. I mean come on. A real life action movie of Dragonball? Like hell it is gonna be good. Don't believe me? Click here: Dragonball The Movie (http://dbthemovie.com/)

PS: What is wrong with Picollo? It doesn't even look like him.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 04, 2008, 09:45:32 PM
I was never that big a fan of it anyways...

It might be fun to see how they do the hair though.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 04, 2008, 09:50:25 PM
Yeah, I don't mind. They've already raped dragonall so hard that dragonball's enjoying it now. Doesn't mean you have to watch :p
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Drace on October 04, 2008, 10:05:23 PM
Yeah, I don't mind. They've already raped dragonall so hard that dragonball's enjoying it now. Doesn't mean you have to watch :p

Actually, because of the name Dragonball I have to watch it. It's like a freaking mindcontrol spell. I need to know how much this sucks.

I'm betting money on it that it can't be as bad as a Uwe Boll movie though. I still shiver at the name "House of the Dead".
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Bluhman on October 04, 2008, 10:10:04 PM
This... What... *Dies.*

I think it's as bad as I thought it would be when they said it'd be live action.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Dragonium on October 04, 2008, 10:58:17 PM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Grandy on October 04, 2008, 11:35:21 PM
HAH! HAH I say!

 Seriously, with all the good manga out there, did they have to pick the one with less plot?

 Do a Bobo-bo live action, for crying out loud.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: boozer on October 05, 2008, 12:19:47 AM
Yeah i heard about this a while ago, a thought they cancelled it? guess not
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Archem on October 05, 2008, 12:32:28 AM
I've known about this monstrosity for quite a while. Like, the whole way through. It's only gotten worse over time, like a piece of raw meat sitting in the middle of the road.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Dominicy on October 05, 2008, 01:18:17 AM
I lol'd.  Speaking of movies that are destined to be crap, any one know what ever happened to the movie based on Castlevania Legends?  Any one here anything about that recently?

A bit more on-topic, I'll watch it if I can, just for how hilariously bad it'll be.  Can't be any worse than Don't Mess With The Zohan or The Love Guru, at least this will be funny at all, albeit for unintentional reasons..  Though, odds are my family won't be too interested, and I'm sure not going to a cinema to watch it.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Almeidaboo on October 05, 2008, 05:13:18 AM
Dude, someone kill them before that **** is out! Oh, for CRYING OUT LOUD, what the **** was that?? Simply disgusting! 100x worse than the mini-pecker vid I posted before! Stupid, ridiculous, pathetic.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Drace on October 05, 2008, 07:51:48 AM
HAH! HAH I say!

 Seriously, with all the good manga out there, did they have to pick the one with less plot?

 Do a Bobo-bo live action, for crying out loud.

Wouldn't mind seeing a Bleach movie. That could work out.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 05, 2008, 02:52:27 PM
The funny thing is that it looks like any generic film out today. it's remarkable that they managed to turn dragonball into that XD
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Archem on October 05, 2008, 05:03:51 PM
It looks worse than some generic film. It looks like a budget film.

Which it prob'ly is...
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on October 05, 2008, 05:53:33 PM
Do a Bobo-bo live action, for crying out loud.

Give them time.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Zerlina on October 05, 2008, 07:26:05 PM
goku is white. seriously are asian men that awful that we can't show them in cinema?
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Cerebus on October 05, 2008, 10:35:14 PM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/Roshi.png)
Damn! They're nearly identical! Except for the hair/beard/glasses.

Seriously... it's one of those movie that I'll probably never watch. And yeah, white Goku is just... no.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Bluhman on October 05, 2008, 10:57:25 PM
Yeah, I actually found Roshi to be the most accurate portrayal in the bunch...

I mean, WHAT IS UP WITH BULMA SHE NEVER HAD GUNS.

And piccolo looks like Pinhead from Hellraiser. except without the pins in his head.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Djanki on October 06, 2008, 02:35:16 AM
Wouldn't mind seeing a Bleach movie. That could work out.

Guys, guys, guys--you're thinking WAY too small.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Who DOESN'T want to see ZA WORUDO on the silver screen!?
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on October 06, 2008, 02:52:28 AM
Who DOESN'T want to see ZA WORUDO on the silver screen!?

Me. And JoJo's is my favorite manga. And I'm sorry, but Yoshikage Kira was so much cooler than Dio Brando. Yeah, Dio is definitely awesome, but what could he do, shoot bile from his eyes and freeze time? Good job, Jotaro learned how to as well and caused your entire body to explode, and then threw you from a helicopter.

Motherfuckin' Kira could turn ANYTHING into a bomb, he has the ability to ALTER the future, separate his hand into an invincible heat seeking bomb, MERGE WITH STRAY CAT AND FIRE OFF EXPLOSIVE AIR BUBBLES and more or less pulled the greatest mind **** on a 13 year old kid. Oh, and guess what, HE'S NEVER BESTED BY THE HEROES. How does he die? He's 5 seconds away from killing every one of the main characters, and gets sucked away to hell by ghosts in a haunted alleyway. I mean, goddamn, it takes HELL to kill this guy. Plus he's got the pinstripe suit and is probably smarter than Dio. So cool.

Then there's Kars. Same thing. He is immortal and invincible, can turn his body into anything ever conceived by mother nature, and just floats around in outer space for thousands of years until he shuts his own mind down.

Back on topic, after I saw the trailer the other day I can understand why they cast Jason Marsters as Piccolo. He looks like a damn vampire.
Also, its Warudo.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on October 06, 2008, 03:57:06 AM
I watched the trailer, and I was tempted to vomit. You have no idea how frustrated I am right now.

Because I KNOW that somebody is actually going to watch that movie and like it.

And god forbid, I'm going to have to drown them in their own ****ing blood.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 06, 2008, 04:07:52 AM
Only anime I can think of that would look good live might be Full Metal Alchemist. Maybe Speed Grapher. Noein is possible too. I've watched a lot of anime and can't really think of any others.

To many animes are 100% fiction for a real life movie to be good. The three above are based in a real world and merely embelish real life concepts of science into something more fantasy related... Fullmetal kinda takes it past the "plausable" limit, but the other two I could actually see happening to some extent.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Drace on October 06, 2008, 07:00:38 AM
Only anime I can think of that would look good live might be Full Metal Alchemist. Maybe Speed Grapher. Noein is possible too. I've watched a lot of anime and can't really think of any others.

To many animes are 100% fiction for a real life movie to be good. The three above are based in a real world and merely embelish real life concepts of science into something more fantasy related... Fullmetal kinda takes it past the "plausable" limit, but the other two I could actually see happening to some extent.

If they ever do make Fullmetal Alchemist in a real life action movie, it could better be good. Or else there will be blood and there will be dead producers and directors and writers and actors.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Djanki on October 06, 2008, 11:57:56 AM
Me. And JoJo's is my favorite manga. And I'm sorry, but Yoshikage Kira was so much cooler than Dio Brando. Yeah, Dio is definitely awesome, but what could he do, shoot bile from his eyes and freeze time? Good job, Jotaro learned how to as well and caused your entire body to explode, and then threw you from a helicopter.

Motherfuckin' Kira could turn ANYTHING into a bomb, he has the ability to ALTER the future, separate his hand into an invincible heat seeking bomb, MERGE WITH STRAY CAT AND FIRE OFF EXPLOSIVE AIR BUBBLES and more or less pulled the greatest mind **** on a 13 year old kid. Oh, and guess what, HE'S NEVER BESTED BY THE HEROES. How does he die? He's 5 seconds away from killing every one of the main characters, and gets sucked away to hell by ghosts in a haunted alleyway. I mean, goddamn, it takes HELL to kill this guy. Plus he's got the pinstripe suit and is probably smarter than Dio. So cool.

Then there's Kars. Same thing. He is immortal and invincible, can turn his body into anything ever conceived by mother nature, and just floats around in outer space for thousands of years until he shuts his own mind down.

Back on topic, after I saw the trailer the other day I can understand why they cast Jason Marsters as Piccolo. He looks like a damn vampire.
Also, its Warudo.

....Seriously, HOW could this NOT work as a movie?! I mean, they killed that latino guy the same way in Ghost!

Whatever; this movie's gonna fail, and JoJo, Lupin, Capt. Harlock, Onizuka, and Kenshiro are just going to sit back and cry manly tears at how terrible it was.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Dragonium on October 06, 2008, 02:51:04 PM
Make a Ninja Scroll movie.

1) Take Hero.
2) Add unnecessary gore.
3) It's done.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Djanki on October 06, 2008, 03:57:18 PM
Make a Ninja Scroll movie.

1) Take Hero.
2) Add unnecessary gore.
3) It's done.

Cont'd:

4. Add in the scene where the girl gets captured by that rock-skinned guy, and some other dude bangs er
5. ??????
6. PROFIT

Also worth considering:
Lupin the III; just make it look like an old James Bond movie. It could work. I mean, Lupin pretty much is an old version of James Bond. Then again, I'd like to know how they'd handle the old 'Fujiko Gun'....
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 06, 2008, 07:29:58 PM
Are you talking about Basilisk?
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Djanki on October 06, 2008, 08:34:15 PM
No, Ninja Scroll--Basilisk's Big Daddy.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Revolution911 on October 06, 2008, 09:09:23 PM
I dont think being realistic is an issue at all.

Its how far people are willing to go to make a good movie. notice how I said good and not FAITHFUL TO SOURCE MATERIAL, because if it isnt, it can still be totally fuckin rockin.  Truth is they're not very willing to make a good db movie. Its not that they cant either.

Forbidden kingdom was like perfect DB world. Even that main character kid woulda been an awesome goku. Give him an extendo pole and a nimbus cloud and hes ****ing good to go.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Dragonium on October 06, 2008, 09:52:21 PM
Its how far people are willing to go to make a good movie. notice how I said good and not FAITHFUL TO SOURCE MATERIAL, because if it isnt, it can still be totally fuckin rockin.

I must agree with Rev for once. Take the original Dracula movie and that recent remake - they're infuriatingly unfaithful to the novel, but they're still good to watch. That said, the novel is far better. This film could well be a success, even if it enrages the hardcore fans.

And besides, who's going to own up to being an 18-year-old DBZ zealot?
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Archem on October 07, 2008, 12:41:55 AM
Nineteen.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on October 07, 2008, 12:53:10 AM
Eighteen. ****, I didn't even have cable to watch that ****. After what I went through to watch it as a kid, which includes breaking and entering, I better still like it.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 07, 2008, 01:26:37 AM
I'm 18. I never liked it.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Djanki on October 08, 2008, 01:56:11 AM
18, and the only good things to come from DBZ, IMO, were 'Cha-La-Head-Cha-La', and TeamFourStar's DBZ Abridged.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on October 08, 2008, 02:00:39 AM
...You do realize that DBZ and JoJo's are the exact same right? If you compare the mangas the only difference is less blood. The fights are similar and the characters are way similar.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 08, 2008, 03:16:34 AM
FATE STAY NIGHT
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on October 08, 2008, 03:33:19 AM
DEAR SWEET GOD I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS GUYS. BERSERK. THE MOVIE.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 08, 2008, 03:56:50 AM
HARUHI THE MOVIE
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Fisherson on October 08, 2008, 04:24:56 AM
And besides, who's going to own up to being an 18-year-old DBZ zealot?

I will. I love DBZ and have been watching since it first premired here. I have a bunch of action figures and I even played the card game a little. I would almost say that I love DBZ over FF.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Archem on October 08, 2008, 05:34:27 AM
HARUHI THE MOVIE
See, given the wild popularity of that, I'm surprised there isn't already a movie.

And if there is, then it's no wonder.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Djanki on October 08, 2008, 11:28:47 AM
1. I have something better than Haruhi The Movie or Berserk the Movie (they'd never get Griffith's femininity right, anyway...or his detachable penis): Bubblegum Crisis The Movie.

2. DBZ doesn't have Jojo or 'ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA'. Still, good point...

3. Fate/Stay Night is good, just as long as Shirou doesn't get in the way of Rider and Saber. Taiga is also mandatory.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: RuneBlade on October 08, 2008, 03:01:33 PM
Lupin would kick *** as a real life movie.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Djanki on October 08, 2008, 03:35:12 PM
Lupin would kick *** as a real life movie.

Ain't that the truth....but, who would be Fujiko, and how could they perform [spoiler]the Fujiko gun[/spoiler]?
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 09, 2008, 12:40:16 AM
See, given the wild popularity of that, I'm surprised there isn't already a movie.

And if there is, then it's no wonder.

There is, but like all Japanese stuff, it is a porno.
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Djanki on October 09, 2008, 12:42:59 AM
There is, but like all Japanese stuff, it is a porno.

Don't forget, it takes place on a bus!
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Archem on October 09, 2008, 02:13:39 AM
There is, but like all Japanese stuff, it is a porno.
Oh, is that so?

*Google*
Title: Re: Dragonball The Movie
Post by: Drace on October 09, 2008, 07:22:41 AM
There is, but like all Japanese stuff, it is a porno.

*Drools*