Charas-Project
Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: ThexXtremeXx on December 18, 2008, 08:16:59 PM
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Hey charas, in about 3 hours i have a concert. Guess who's in the front row, and has to play the flute?
ME!
Please give me some advice, i suck terribly with the flute. :'(
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Well other people dont think i suck, but i think i do...
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Then there's no problem.
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No, the problem is that i'll be scared to play in front of a big crowd,
and my confidence will falter.
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You have nothing to fear ma' boy. Fear is for the weak.
Be a man, grab your balls and play that crap.
You can't be afraid of talking in front of class or playing something in front of a crowd.
Just focus on your part, no one will blame you for doing what you are supposed to do.
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Thanks, 2 more hours until i go up on stage...
Man, I just want to get this over with.
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And that's exactly what you will do. Being worried will do no good, fearing won't either.
Just relax, it's a just a concert anyway.
You don't have anything to fear unless there's a big guy holding a shotgun behind your back.
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You don't have anything to fear unless there's a big guy holding a shotgun behind your back.
Oh, right. That's my job.
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Don't fear. It's a performance of your skills. People are coming to hear you play, so give them what they want. A hell of a show. That's my opinion about performing. Also, if you can't stand the crowd, do what I did the first time. Focus on your music 100%. I was eye raping my guitar during my first stage performance.
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Imagine EVERYONE naked. That includes you.
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Uh...thanks?
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It actually works.
...I've tried it.
It works even better when the hawt chicks sit in the front row.
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BAWWWWW I THINK I SUCK AND IM SCARRED
Man up
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Please just leave me alone.
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Imagine EVERYONE naked. That includes you.
Hmmm... you know... I tried that once. Did not work for me at all. Too much a distraction.
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You just gotta have some IMA-GI-NA-TION
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Picturing people naked only sometimes helps. I found when i was younger an played in a band, that it helped to find a visual point between myself and the audience. I usually chose the Mic stand, or a monitor box. In your case, it would be the buttocks of the nearest gay man (and we know you already picture that naked and oiled up). Find a focal point, and stick to it. Dont focus on things beyond the stage, or youll get a bit nervous.
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I think I know your problem. You're not supposed to suck when you play the flute, you're supposed to blow.
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I think I know your problem. You're not supposed to suck when you play the flute, you're supposed to blow.
win
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The concert was awesome, i met a few friends from my younger years, and everything went great!
Thanks for the advice charas. It helped a bunch.
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I think I know your problem. You're not supposed to suck when you play the flute, you're supposed to blow.
****!! If I had been here an hour and change ago, I would have said that! My glory has been snatched away due to my tardiness!
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I think I know your problem. You're not supposed to suck when you play the flute, you're supposed to blow.
Oh lord. This guy deserves a medal.
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I think I know your problem. You're not supposed to suck when you play the flute, you're supposed to blow.
Awesome quote is awesome.
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****!! If I had been here an hour and change ago, I would have said that! My glory has been snatched away due to my tardiness!
Mhm. You're just jealous of my wit.
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Hey, for district band I have to sit directly in the center of the front row. >.<
Oboe.
All the advice here for the most part would work. I've never tried picturing any in the audience just because most of them would scar me for life I tried that. (Most people are old... and fat that are interested in the stuff here.)
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I found when i was younger an played in a band, that it helped to find a visual point between myself and the audience.
That's true, this worked for me when I played in a school band.
Oh, but I wasn't in front, though, I was in the back row.
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Hey charas, in about 3 hours i have a concert. Guess who's in the front row, and has to play the flute?
ME!
Please give me some advice, i suck terribly with the flute. :'(
You don't suck a flute, I think you're meant to blow into it.
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You're too late, this has been said already.
I think I know your problem. You're not supposed to suck when you play the flute, you're supposed to blow.
Also, I disagree with your sig.
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You don't suck a flute, I think you're meant to blow into it.
fail.
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fail.
DAMN IT! I thought that was my time to shine.
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lol
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You're not s'pose tuh blow a flute, you should blow... err, wait.
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Mhm. You're just jealous of my wit.
No, I'm jealous of your timing. I have wit twice as great as yours! It's just a little slower...
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I think I know your problem. You're not supposed to suck when you play the flute, you're supposed to blow.
Dos tis makez me kewlz nao!?!?1/!?
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You know, this doesn't really affect me at all.
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It's not supposed to. It's the internet. You're supposed to be ever-uncaring, just like everyone else.
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That's my favorite instrument