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Offline Drace

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Re: I hate the flute.
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2008, 11:21:01 PM »
Quote from: HackersTotalMassLaser on December 18, 2008, 10:22:31 PM
Imagine EVERYONE naked. That includes you.

Hmmm... you know... I tried that once. Did not work for me at all. Too much a distraction.
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Offline HackersTotalMassLaser

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Re: I hate the flute.
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2008, 11:30:44 PM »
You just gotta have some IMA-GI-NA-TION
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Re: I hate the flute.
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2008, 11:50:35 PM »
Picturing people naked only sometimes helps. I found when i was younger an played in a band, that it helped to find a visual point between myself and the audience. I usually chose the Mic stand, or a monitor box. In your case, it would be the buttocks of the nearest gay man (and we know you already picture that naked and oiled up). Find a focal point, and stick to it. Dont focus on things beyond the stage, or youll get a bit nervous.
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Offline Desimodontidae

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Re: I hate the flute.
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2008, 12:34:07 AM »
I think I know your problem. You're not supposed to suck when you play the flute, you're supposed to blow.
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Re: I hate the flute.
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2008, 12:54:00 AM »
Quote from: Desimodontidae on December 19, 2008, 12:34:07 AM
I think I know your problem. You're not supposed to suck when you play the flute, you're supposed to blow.
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Offline ThexXtremeXx

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Re: I hate the flute.
« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2008, 01:13:49 AM »
The concert was awesome, i met a few friends from my younger years, and everything went great!

Thanks for the advice charas. It helped a bunch.
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Offline Archem

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Re: I hate the flute.
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2008, 02:50:27 AM »
Quote from: Desimodontidae on December 19, 2008, 12:34:07 AM
I think I know your problem. You're not supposed to suck when you play the flute, you're supposed to blow.
****!! If I had been here an hour and change ago, I would have said that! My glory has been snatched away due to my tardiness!
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Re: I hate the flute.
« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2008, 03:02:05 AM »
Quote from: Desimodontidae on December 19, 2008, 12:34:07 AM
I think I know your problem. You're not supposed to suck when you play the flute, you're supposed to blow.
Oh lord. This guy deserves a medal.
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Offline Grandy

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Re: I hate the flute.
« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2008, 05:46:29 AM »
Quote from: Desimodontidae on December 19, 2008, 12:34:07 AM
I think I know your problem. You're not supposed to suck when you play the flute, you're supposed to blow.

 Awesome quote is awesome.
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Re: I hate the flute.
« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2008, 04:54:56 PM »
Quote from: Archem2 on December 19, 2008, 02:50:27 AM
****!! If I had been here an hour and change ago, I would have said that! My glory has been snatched away due to my tardiness!

Mhm. You're just jealous of my wit.
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Offline A Forgotten Legend

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Re: I hate the flute.
« Reply #25 on: December 19, 2008, 05:33:57 PM »
Hey, for district band I have to sit directly in the center of the front row. >.<

Oboe.

All the advice here for the most part would work.  I've never tried picturing any in the audience just because most of them would scar me for life I tried that.  (Most people are old... and fat that are interested in the stuff here.)
« Last Edit: December 19, 2008, 05:36:04 PM by A Forgotten Legend »
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Offline Cerebus

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Re: I hate the flute.
« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2008, 09:09:15 PM »
Quote from: gemini on December 18, 2008, 11:50:35 PM
I found when i was younger an played in a band, that it helped to find a visual point between myself and the audience.

That's true, this worked for me when I played in a school band.
Oh, but I wasn't in front, though, I was in the back row.
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Offline zuhane

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Re: I hate the flute.
« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2008, 09:15:23 PM »
Quote from: ThexXtremeXx on December 18, 2008, 08:16:59 PM
Hey charas, in about 3 hours i have a concert. Guess who's in the front row, and has to play the flute?

ME!

Please give me some advice, i suck terribly with the flute. :'(

You don't suck a flute, I think you're meant to blow into it.
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Offline Cerebus

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Re: I hate the flute.
« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2008, 09:17:51 PM »
You're too late, this has been said already.

Quote from: Desimodontidae on December 19, 2008, 12:34:07 AM
I think I know your problem. You're not supposed to suck when you play the flute, you're supposed to blow.

Also, I disagree with your sig.
« Last Edit: December 19, 2008, 09:26:08 PM by Cerebus »
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Re: I hate the flute.
« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2008, 09:49:03 PM »
Quote from: zuhane on December 19, 2008, 09:15:23 PM
You don't suck a flute, I think you're meant to blow into it.

fail.
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