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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: forgetaboutit on April 01, 2009, 09:14:57 PM

Title: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: forgetaboutit on April 01, 2009, 09:14:57 PM
Nice colors, by the way.

Anyway here's the thing. (Read this later if there are kids in the room.)

My mom and my dad went shopping. So they left me in charge of taking care of my siblings. It was all fine til a few minutes ago.
I was doing... Hm... Stuff. You know. That stuff men do when they are bored? I mean, I was masturbating.
But then... I thought I heard something. Steps, you know. But I just ignored them, and kept going. When I finished... I looked at the door. There's this crack on the door, its a really old house. One looking through the crack could see what someone is doing inside the bathroom. And I was inside the bathroom... And when I looked at the crack, I saw my sister's eye.
She's nine. Help me guys. I am freaked out. She's gonna tell my mom...
I mean, I may have traumatized my lil sister. Not that I care but my mom does D:

By the way, I realize what day it is today. But yeah. I am screwed and I dont know what to do. Help me guys.
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 01, 2009, 09:23:48 PM
Lucy told me to post this for the BEST DAMN COOKIES I'LL NEVER GET TO EAT.

Quote from: MYSELF OH NOEZ I QUOTED MYSELFZ
Best I can think of is say that you were rubbing the remaining toilet paper on an empty roll to pass the time while doing your business. That covers what she may explain (she's nine), and if you actually have a nearly empty roll, empty it and peel the remaining bits off and throw it in the trash.
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: Ben on April 01, 2009, 09:25:56 PM
I just pissed my pants loling.

Lucas, theres not a lot you can do.
Maybe tell her you were cleaning
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: Dragonium on April 01, 2009, 09:28:18 PM
Oh God what.
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: _JeT_ on April 01, 2009, 09:30:22 PM
...

XD

Don't most nine year olds nowadays know of the penis, and its functions? I mean, it is the 21st century, what is decency?

Anyways, your screwed most likely... Sorry man.
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: Grandy on April 01, 2009, 09:34:01 PM
Say "I was slapanking my monkey, so what?".


Seriously. It's a natural thing to do. AND she's to blame if she's peeping on you through the wallcrack.
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: Cerebus on April 01, 2009, 09:40:39 PM
Just tell her "Haha! April Fool's day!"
If it doesn't work, smash her head with a mace and hope she'll forget this.

No, seriously, tell her not to watch what people do in the bathroom next time. If she's traumatized, it's her fault.
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: Darkfox on April 01, 2009, 09:45:49 PM
Harakiri
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: zuhane on April 01, 2009, 09:57:53 PM
Tell her you had sex with a dead cat and you was making sure your dick wouldn't get a nasty infection by scrubbing it.
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: Valiere on April 01, 2009, 09:58:32 PM
Really, I'd wager she's ashamed she looked in on someone while they were in the bathroom. She probably doesn't even know what was going on in there, and she probably won't say anything since it'll get her in trouble.
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: Red Giant on April 01, 2009, 10:01:45 PM
The only true silence is the endless silence of death.

You know what you must do.
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: Darkfox on April 01, 2009, 10:08:10 PM
The only true silence is the endless silence of death.

You know what you must do.

Exactly! Harakiri!
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: Grandy on April 01, 2009, 10:37:31 PM
Upon further inspection, I must say this "Sister see brother doing stuff in bathroom" is how a great deal of hentai manga start.

 Slightly disturbing.
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: lonewolf on April 01, 2009, 11:08:14 PM
a spider bite me on the top of my dick i was getting the sting out
i don't what to die that why i was playing with my self
some times works
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: fruckert on April 01, 2009, 11:09:24 PM
a spider bite me on the top of my dick i was getting the sting out
i don't what to die that why i was playing with my self
some times works

...
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 01, 2009, 11:18:30 PM
a spider bite me on the top of my dick i was getting the sting out
i don't what to die that why i was playing with my self
some times works

Note to self....
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: Prpl_Mage on April 01, 2009, 11:22:59 PM
Mine was better.
http://www.charas-project.net/forum/index.php?topic=22456.0
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: SaiKar on April 01, 2009, 11:26:34 PM
Just tell her "Haha! April Fool's day!"

Win
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: Almeidaboo on April 02, 2009, 04:06:25 AM
Well, tell her it's your april's fool donation. Then you deposit the result on a little pot and give it to her as a souvenir.
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: Darkfox on April 02, 2009, 04:08:38 AM
Mine was better.
http://www.charas-project.net/forum/index.php?topic=22456.0

Yeah, that was quite a doozy.
Title: Re: Okay guys, help me.
Post by: Ben on April 02, 2009, 07:42:31 PM
Tell her you had sex with a dead cat and you was making sure your dick wouldn't get a nasty infection by scrubbing it.
nice