Okay guys, help me.

[forgetaboutit]

Nice colors, by the way.

Anyway here's the thing. (Read this later if there are kids in the room.)

My mom and my dad went shopping. So they left me in charge of taking care of my siblings. It was all fine til a few minutes ago.
I was doing... Hm... Stuff. You know. That stuff men do when they are bored? I mean, I was masturbating.
But then... I thought I heard something. Steps, you know. But I just ignored them, and kept going. When I finished... I looked at the door. There's this crack on the door, its a really old house. One looking through the crack could see what someone is doing inside the bathroom. And I was inside the bathroom... And when I looked at the crack, I saw my sister's eye.
She's nine. Help me guys. I am freaked out. She's gonna tell my mom...
I mean, I may have traumatized my lil sister. Not that I care but my mom does D:

By the way, I realize what day it is today. But yeah. I am screwed and I dont know what to do. Help me guys.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Lucy told me to post this for the BEST DAMN COOKIES I'LL NEVER GET TO EAT.

Best I can think of is say that you were rubbing the remaining toilet paper on an empty roll to pass the time while doing your business. That covers what she may explain (she's nine), and if you actually have a nearly empty roll, empty it and peel the remaining bits off and throw it in the trash.

[Ben]

I just pissed my pants loling.

Lucas, theres not a lot you can do.
Maybe tell her you were cleaning

[Dragonium]

Oh God what.

[_JeT_]

...

XD

Don't most nine year olds nowadays know of the penis, and its functions? I mean, it is the 21st century, what is decency?

Anyways, your screwed most likely... Sorry man.

[Grandy]

Say "I was slapanking my monkey, so what?".


Seriously. It's a natural thing to do. AND she's to blame if she's peeping on you through the wallcrack.

[Cerebus]

Just tell her "Haha! April Fool's day!"
If it doesn't work, smash her head with a mace and hope she'll forget this.

No, seriously, tell her not to watch what people do in the bathroom next time. If she's traumatized, it's her fault.

[Darkfox]

Harakiri

[zuhane]

Tell her you had sex with a dead cat and you was making sure your dick wouldn't get a nasty infection by scrubbing it.

[Valiere]

Really, I'd wager she's ashamed she looked in on someone while they were in the bathroom. She probably doesn't even know what was going on in there, and she probably won't say anything since it'll get her in trouble.

[Red Giant]

The only true silence is the endless silence of death.

You know what you must do.

[Darkfox]

The only true silence is the endless silence of death.

You know what you must do.

Exactly! Harakiri!

[Grandy]

Upon further inspection, I must say this "Sister see brother doing stuff in bathroom" is how a great deal of hentai manga start.

 Slightly disturbing.

[lonewolf]

a spider bite me on the top of my dick i was getting the sting out
i don't what to die that why i was playing with my self
some times works

[fruckert]

a spider bite me on the top of my dick i was getting the sting out
i don't what to die that why i was playing with my self
some times works

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