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Title: how i kill myself
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 07, 2009, 03:12:33 AM
i cant take it ne more so i gunna kill my self u no how can I do???? ??? ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: SaiKar on April 07, 2009, 03:15:11 AM
First you make your sig bigger.

Then someone comes and kills you for it.
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 07, 2009, 03:16:28 AM
Sorry about that. Recommended size?
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 07, 2009, 03:16:47 AM
Down the road, not across the street.
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 07, 2009, 03:19:06 AM
Down the road, not across the street.

loloololollolo ya i no ffmysticquest2and1stones!!!!111 im safe liek automaticly i always look both ways!!!
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: SaiKar on April 07, 2009, 03:35:13 AM
Sorry about that. Recommended size?

Not much bigger than FFLs
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 07, 2009, 03:38:22 AM
Not much bigger than FFLs
Ah, but you see, with a larger signature my posts seem larger, and therefore more important. <.<
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: SaiKar on April 07, 2009, 04:11:05 AM
Silly Dedlelly. It's not the size that matters, but what you use it for.
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 07, 2009, 04:19:41 AM
I see what you mean. I guess that's why your sig is the eyegrabber it is...
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: Drace on April 07, 2009, 08:24:24 PM
How would you like it? Painfull or painless? Quick or slow? I need more information.
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 07, 2009, 09:56:38 PM
In a way that makes me look cool.
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: Prpl_Mage on April 07, 2009, 10:16:09 PM
In a way that makes me look cool.

Fight a tyrannosaurus rex from wrecking a village of orphans and Tom Cruise.
After inventing a way to resurrect fossils.
And while being eaten, you stab it in the neck. Both dies. You becomes a martyr like St. Georg.
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 07, 2009, 10:17:16 PM
In a way that makes me look cool.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: _JeT_ on April 08, 2009, 01:10:01 AM
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

I gotta say... That one about licking a prostitute's *** actually made me laugh out loud...
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: Ryan914 on April 08, 2009, 01:16:18 AM
Carbon Monoxide is the way to go, very painless death.
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: Cerebus on April 08, 2009, 01:51:16 AM
Go on any tall building roof and bring with you 3 knives, a gun and some kind of explosive (one that would explode on impact).
Stab yourself in the eyes, that in the heart, then jump down. While falling, shoot yourself in the head. When you'll land, you will then explode.
You should be quite death after that, and it's quite cool, no?
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 08, 2009, 02:44:11 AM
Go on any tall building roof and bring with you 3 knives, a gun and some kind of explosive (one that would explode on impact).
Stab yourself in the eyes, that in the heart, then jump down. While falling, shoot yourself in the head. When you'll land, you will then explode.
You should be quite death after that, and it's quite cool, no?

I will be quite death after that! There's a slight problem, though. Won't stabbing myself in the heart kill me before I can shoot myself in the head?
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: Cerebus on April 08, 2009, 02:51:24 AM
Well, Steve Irwin didn't die the second the stingray stabbed him in the heart, so I guess you should survive long enough to pull the trigger while falling.
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 08, 2009, 02:54:27 AM
Well, Steve Irwin didn't die the second the stingray stabbed him in the heart, so I guess you should survive long enough to pull the trigger while falling.

Yeah, that's right. Maybe I can do it simultaneously. I should have two free hands. Should. ;)
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: game_guy on April 08, 2009, 02:57:49 AM
Yeah, that's right. Maybe I can do it simultaneously. I should have two free hands. Should. ;)

are you serious about this? Or is this a spam thread O.o
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 08, 2009, 05:23:52 AM
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Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: Red Fox on April 08, 2009, 06:10:17 PM
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Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: Grandy on April 08, 2009, 06:23:49 PM
 You start it by getting a life.
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 08, 2009, 06:34:48 PM
You start it by getting a life.

Lolloollooll. So true. How can you kill that which has no life?
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: Red Fox on April 08, 2009, 06:36:01 PM
Lolloollooll. So true. How can you kill that which has no life?

lulululululul dwag u liek sus smart. Quotin' n **** >.<
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: Drace on April 08, 2009, 06:42:50 PM
WTF?

*facepalm*

1) Get a cape
2) Find a very tall building
3) Be a hero
4) Let your parents post a picture of the results.
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: Red Fox on April 08, 2009, 06:44:37 PM
lulululululul seems liek Drace-dawg got liek ur future all planned ot dawg!

Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 08, 2009, 06:51:25 PM
*facepalm*

1) Get a cape
2) Find a very tall building
3) Be a hero
4) Let your parents post a picture of the results.

Lolollolooloolol I'll try that lol
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 08, 2009, 06:51:46 PM
Walk into a bar in Philadelphia and shout 'nigga please.'
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: Cosmos on April 08, 2009, 07:18:58 PM
You can watch the notebook or seinfield?

... or watch your parents having sex?
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 08, 2009, 11:43:38 PM
*facepalm*

1) Get a cape
2) Find a very tall building
3) Be a an hero
4) Let your parents post a picture of the results.
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: Drace on April 10, 2009, 05:05:35 PM


I know, but I'm being grammatically correct. I can't stand to use bad grammar once I know it's bad.
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: Legacy of Elecrusher on April 10, 2009, 05:10:13 PM
Sepulchritude. Do you use it?
Title: Re: how i kill myself
Post by: SaiKar on April 10, 2009, 05:18:14 PM
Sepulchritude. Do you use it?

YES.

Pose as a team, cuz s*hit just got real!