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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Deathreaper on July 21, 2009, 06:45:01 AM

Title: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: Deathreaper on July 21, 2009, 06:45:01 AM
Well, everyone, if you aren't familiar with Dingo Pictures or Phoenix Games, it's a budget gaming company in europe with like... 4 people working there. I'm not from the UK, but I think this deserves some mention. Why? Because they have... cutscene movie things. Why should you care? Because it makes the cardboard flash animations we know as cartoons look decent... okay, maybe not that bad. Also, they seem to rip off from various Disney movies and characters. Not to mention that this move thing has hyenas, cacti and panthers in the eastern US. Well, without further delay, I'll link you to one part of the Legend of Pocahontas (MOAR LIEK TEH LEGEND OF CHUN-LI)! You can find the rest by using "related videos"... assuming you actually didn't click out of there in the first 50 seconds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udp6AI74pVo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udp6AI74pVo)
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: Archem on July 21, 2009, 07:52:33 AM
...Did I make this? It certainly looks like something I've made before...
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: Drace on July 21, 2009, 02:28:17 PM
Skip.
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: Darkfox on July 21, 2009, 02:48:57 PM
This makes me cry tears of blood...
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: Deathreaper on July 21, 2009, 05:17:24 PM
If you all think THAT'S bad, you should see Animal Soccer World. If you just see 4 minutes of this video, you'll be scarred for life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBdvkjK92-Y&NR=1
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 21, 2009, 05:54:45 PM
Isn't this where FFL's sig came from? Or his old sig?

Anyway, yeah, these are terrible.

If you just see 4 minutes of this video, you'll be scared for life.
You probably mean scarred for life. I normally wouldn't point this out, but it's the second time I've seen it within a short period of time.
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: Deathreaper on July 21, 2009, 05:59:03 PM
Isn't this where FFL's sig came from? Or his old sig?

Anyway, yeah, these are terrible.
You probably mean scarred for life. I normally wouldn't point this out, but it's the second time I've seen it within a short period of time.

Thanks for pointing that out (just woke up and all). But yeah, kinda. He had one of the Hunchback one. This uses the same model for Pocahontas that they used for that one chick. If you've watched about 3 or so of these, you'd notice they've use the same graphics/characters alot.
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: Tina Branford on July 21, 2009, 09:59:03 PM
Lol. Reminds me of those old '60s cartoons that had like a $20 budget. But, unfortunately, far worse.

I hope that the people that made these all burn in hell for plagiarism.
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: _JeT_ on July 21, 2009, 10:11:14 PM
Ugh... DR just made me watch Animal Soccer earlier... The lion is part paralyzed and retarded, the goat is part parrot, or something, and there was some sort of "chaos", which wasn't real. Plus the squirrels were effin' creepy. Is there anyway I can unsee this?
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: fruckert on July 21, 2009, 10:12:56 PM
*cries silently in the corner*
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: Darkfox on July 21, 2009, 10:47:15 PM
Ugh... DR just made me watch Animal Soccer earlier... The lion is part paralyzed and retarded, the goat is part parrot, or something, and there was some sort of "chaos", which wasn't real. Plus the squirrels were effin' creepy. Is there anyway I can unsee this?

I think the unspeakable "chaos" the Vlasic mascot was talking about was a breaking of the fourth wall, commenting on such a crappy game.
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: Deathreaper on July 21, 2009, 10:49:14 PM
Ugh... DR just made me watch Animal Soccer earlier... The lion is part paralyzed and retarded, the goat is part parrot, or something, and there was some sort of "chaos", which wasn't real. Plus the squirrels were effin' creepy. Is there anyway I can unsee this?

Don't forget that they're all voiced by the same guy... who sounds like some Mexican dude.
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: fruckert on July 21, 2009, 11:02:34 PM
Oh dear God, these guys are still making "games" ;_;
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: Deathreaper on July 21, 2009, 11:18:16 PM
Oh dear God, these guys are still making "games" ;_;

I'm waiting for Animal Soccer World 2, I demand to see the rematch!

Also, atleast they have more than one enslaved Latin American to do the voices now
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: Valiere on July 22, 2009, 03:03:03 AM
You gotta watch "Son of the Lion King," too. It's the most watchable of the lot, which really isn't saying much. What the crap do panthers and lions want with diamonds?
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: Deathreaper on July 22, 2009, 03:16:37 AM
How should I know!? Do they have an economy or something?! What do wild animals in general want with diamonds?
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: _JeT_ on July 22, 2009, 03:27:48 AM
Well, why was the bear concerned with the fate of his sweets? No one cares knows.
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: Deathreaper on July 22, 2009, 04:01:42 AM
Well, why was the bear concerned with the fate of his sweets? No one cares knows.

If you've seen part two he goes like "MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" like Ganondorf charging his attack or something from brawl
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: Darkfox on July 22, 2009, 05:57:48 AM
If you've seen part two he goes like "MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" like Ganondorf charging his attack or something from brawl

I have a theory that the makers (Phoenix Games) are actually part of a small satanic cult and all the weird sounds are actually hidden messages.
Title: Re: Legend of Pocahontas
Post by: Drace on July 22, 2009, 07:30:14 AM
the makers (Phoenix Games)

*crosses Phoenix Games off his list*

Damnit, now I need a new name for that.