Legend of Pocahontas

[Deathreaper]

Well, everyone, if you aren't familiar with Dingo Pictures or Phoenix Games, it's a budget gaming company in europe with like... 4 people working there. I'm not from the UK, but I think this deserves some mention. Why? Because they have... cutscene movie things. Why should you care? Because it makes the cardboard flash animations we know as cartoons look decent... okay, maybe not that bad. Also, they seem to rip off from various Disney movies and characters. Not to mention that this move thing has hyenas, cacti and panthers in the eastern US. Well, without further delay, I'll link you to one part of the Legend of Pocahontas (MOAR LIEK TEH LEGEND OF CHUN-LI)! You can find the rest by using "related videos"... assuming you actually didn't click out of there in the first 50 seconds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udp6AI74pVo

[Archem]

...Did I make this? It certainly looks like something I've made before...

[Drace]

Skip.

[Darkfox]

This makes me cry tears of blood...

[Deathreaper]

If you all think THAT'S bad, you should see Animal Soccer World. If you just see 4 minutes of this video, you'll be scarred for life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBdvkjK92-Y&NR=1

[Uberpwn_w00t]

Isn't this where FFL's sig came from? Or his old sig?

Anyway, yeah, these are terrible.

If you just see 4 minutes of this video, you'll be scared for life.

You probably mean scarred for life. I normally wouldn't point this out, but it's the second time I've seen it within a short period of time.

[Deathreaper]

Isn't this where FFL's sig came from? Or his old sig?

Anyway, yeah, these are terrible.
You probably mean scarred for life. I normally wouldn't point this out, but it's the second time I've seen it within a short period of time.

Thanks for pointing that out (just woke up and all). But yeah, kinda. He had one of the Hunchback one. This uses the same model for Pocahontas that they used for that one chick. If you've watched about 3 or so of these, you'd notice they've use the same graphics/characters alot.

[Tina Branford]

Lol. Reminds me of those old '60s cartoons that had like a $20 budget. But, unfortunately, far worse.

I hope that the people that made these all burn in hell for plagiarism.

[_JeT_]

Ugh... DR just made me watch Animal Soccer earlier... The lion is part paralyzed and retarded, the goat is part parrot, or something, and there was some sort of "chaos", which wasn't real. Plus the squirrels were effin' creepy. Is there anyway I can unsee this?

[fruckert]

*cries silently in the corner*

[Darkfox]

Ugh... DR just made me watch Animal Soccer earlier... The lion is part paralyzed and retarded, the goat is part parrot, or something, and there was some sort of "chaos", which wasn't real. Plus the squirrels were effin' creepy. Is there anyway I can unsee this?

I think the unspeakable "chaos" the Vlasic mascot was talking about was a breaking of the fourth wall, commenting on such a crappy game.

[Deathreaper]

Ugh... DR just made me watch Animal Soccer earlier... The lion is part paralyzed and retarded, the goat is part parrot, or something, and there was some sort of "chaos", which wasn't real. Plus the squirrels were effin' creepy. Is there anyway I can unsee this?

Don't forget that they're all voiced by the same guy... who sounds like some Mexican dude.

[fruckert]

Oh dear God, these guys are still making "games" ;_;

[Deathreaper]

Oh dear God, these guys are still making "games" ;_;

I'm waiting for Animal Soccer World 2, I demand to see the rematch!

Also, atleast they have more than one enslaved Latin American to do the voices now

[Valiere]

You gotta watch "Son of the Lion King," too. It's the most watchable of the lot, which really isn't saying much. What the crap do panthers and lions want with diamonds?