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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Deathreaper on August 12, 2009, 09:45:46 PM

Title: Squmpkins
Post by: Deathreaper on August 12, 2009, 09:45:46 PM: So, I'm a gardener at my school. I plant the seeds, I weed the place, I dig holes, etc for our school gardens. Putting the pumpkin plant and yellow squash plant, I knew I would get a hybrid. The result are some hybrids I call Squampkin (dominate pumpkin traits) which came from the Yellow Squash plants (The pumpkin fruits died off from disease).

(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/KnightoftheColossus/DSCN0925.jpg)
These are Squmpkins

Just so you know how big they are, I put one beside a marker (to represent the average length of yellow squashes, I had none to pick and compare it to at the moment).

(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/KnightoftheColossus/DSCN0924.jpg)

Well, I haven't opened one up yet or tasted one. So, I'll tell you about that later. I dunno if the seeds will grow or not, I beleive they should, since this pumpkin type was related to the squash.
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on August 12, 2009, 10:40:28 PM: Whoa. Cool.
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: fruckert on August 13, 2009, 02:44:46 AM: Reminds me of the Tomacco for no obvious reason.
Pretty cool, although I personally think it'd taste like hell.
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Deathreaper on August 13, 2009, 03:05:08 AM: Quote from: fruckert on August 13, 2009, 02:44:46 AM
Reminds me of the Tomacco for no obvious reason.
Pretty cool, although I personally think it'd taste like hell.

Pumpkins are squashes. I eat winter squashes all the time (butternut, buttercup, etc). So, I don't think it'll be bad.
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: fruckert on August 13, 2009, 03:13:18 AM: I just don't like pumpkin.
Or squash.

Whatever, it is interesting though.
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Bluhman on August 13, 2009, 06:02:49 AM: Aye. Would make an excellent bludgeon.
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Ben on August 13, 2009, 06:31:01 AM: the genetics of vegetative things are fun to mess with. I mostly just apply my genetic splicing to cannibis plants, but I mean, to each their own.
Good on you.

Im going to go out on a limb and say that if your squmpkin were roasted with some herbs, it would be delicious.

You should try messing around with some peppermint beets and some large white beets. Im willing to bet you would get a really cool, large, striped beet. Vegetables are pretty much awesome.
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: zuhane on August 13, 2009, 09:27:48 AM: You should show these to NASA or some **** and get payed like millions of pounds or some ****.
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Deathreaper on August 14, 2009, 02:43:32 AM: Quote from: zuhane on August 13, 2009, 09:27:48 AM
You should show these to NASA or some **** and get payed like millions of pounds or some ****.

I already have. I got a Nobel Peace prize for it too
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Archem on August 14, 2009, 08:50:12 AM: This is the horrors part of Charas' Porn and Horrors™.
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Darkfox on August 14, 2009, 03:21:35 PM: Wouldn't be so bad if it had a bit of a pumpkin flavor.

Quote from: Archem2 on August 14, 2009, 08:50:12 AM
This is the horrors part of Charas' Porn and Horrors™.

Hmm... the squmpkin might be stealing your thunder.
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Angel Walter on August 14, 2009, 05:56:56 PM: Careful... They might gain some form of consciousness and rebel!!! Then, we'd be ****ed... Or maybe, they'll achieve enlightenment and we can form peaceful empire based on man and vegetable working together!
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Archem on August 15, 2009, 04:31:07 AM: Quote from: Darkfox on August 14, 2009, 03:21:35 PM
Hmm... the squmpkin might be stealing your thunder.
You know, there's a "porn" half to the trademark...
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Darkfox on August 15, 2009, 04:34:50 AM: Quote from: Angel Walter on August 14, 2009, 05:56:56 PM
Careful... They might gain some form of consciousness and rebel!!! Then, we'd be ****ed... Or maybe, they'll achieve enlightenment and we can form peaceful empire based on man and vegetable working together!

Well, if they become hostile, we can hide while they deal with their mortal enemies, the vegetarians and vegans. Quick! To the shelter!
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Archem on August 15, 2009, 04:48:25 AM: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, anyone?
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Angel Walter on August 15, 2009, 07:34:49 PM: Quote from: Darkfox on August 15, 2009, 04:34:50 AM
Well, if they become hostile, we can hide while they deal with their mortal enemies, the vegetarians and vegans. Quick! To the shelter!
Yes! Then we can emerge to a new world and create a paradise! we could design a new form of communication and... and... Other STUFF!!!
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Deathreaper on August 15, 2009, 09:29:45 PM: You fools... no one can stop us now! From realm to realm all will submit to the will of the Squmpkin race!
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Darkfox on August 15, 2009, 09:38:30 PM: Quote from: Deathreaper on August 15, 2009, 09:29:45 PM
You fools... no one can stop us now! From realm to realm all will submit to the will of the Squmpkin race!

I have an oven, butter, flour, salt, and lots of oil.
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Deathreaper on August 15, 2009, 09:40:00 PM: Quote from: Darkfox on August 15, 2009, 09:38:30 PM
I have an oven, butter, flour, salt, and lots of oil.
NOOOOO!!! NOT INTO THE OIL! IT BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRNS!!
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Archem on August 16, 2009, 01:27:51 AM: I'm one of them psychotics who likes to cut these little guys open and spread their entrails about.

I'm some kind of horror movie baddie.
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: fruckert on August 16, 2009, 01:29:26 AM: I like to horribly disfigure them into cruel shapes to amuse me.
Then I shove a fire into them.
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Archem on August 16, 2009, 01:45:58 AM: Oh, you too?

Wait, I'm not sure we're talking about the same thing. You're not talking about people, are you?
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: fruckert on August 16, 2009, 01:57:52 AM: Only on Wednesdays.
Cause that's Business Tiem.
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Angel Walter on August 16, 2009, 05:54:07 PM: Quote from: Archem2 on August 16, 2009, 01:27:51 AM
I'm one of them psychotics who likes to cut these little guys open and spread their entrails about.
Personally, I fully endorse Pumpkin Lobotomies^TM... It's a veeery worthy cause.
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: Musha on August 18, 2009, 08:44:35 AM: I enjoy a pumpking pie every now and then, and I have been known to carve a Jack-o-Lantern every October...
Puumpkin's about the only squash I'll touch, though so maybe the Squmpkin Empire will give me a break since I only harm their relatives on one side of their family. After all, some would consider it a favour if I offed their mother-in-law.
Title: Re: Squmpkins
Post by: zuhane on August 18, 2009, 09:19:47 AM: Quote from: Deathreaper on August 14, 2009, 02:43:32 AM
I already have. I got a Nobel Peace prize for it too

Haha nice! They're real easy to get now. I kicked an old woman down a flight of stairs
and broke her face and got 6 Nobel Peace Prizes! You don't even have to have a worthy cause.