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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Apex on August 25, 2009, 03:52:51 PM
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It sucks, school just began too.
/me goes back to bed.
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=O! You're supposed to stay in isolation! Now you have to disinfect your computer! (This is what the professor for my college math course I'm taking said if you get swine flu. They're making a huge deal about it. The info on what to do if you have swine flu was longer than her syllabus. o.o)
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Well, you'll get better.
It's just like the flu.
Only we call it the swine flu.
Seriously, media have the swine flu overrated.
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I tried to call the NHS hotline for advice on swine flu, but the phone line was always crackling.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__XDULfpXtLY/Sn6g9sii1RI/AAAAAAAADL4/lcpNrNpwLFE/s400/Zodiac_signs_Virgo_004072_.jpg)
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Well, get better dude.
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I've been sleeping a lot lately, practically the last few days. Except for today though, I've practically been awake since 7am. I'm not going near my bed anytime soon, it's driving me nuts. There are 32 confirmed cases of Swine Flu on my campus, and from what I've heard, they put you into hardcore quarantine isolation for a weeks time; so I guess I should be grateful that I chose to visit home this weekend, or else I'd be stuck in a tiny little room till next saturday. Two other people from my fraternity have it as well, not sure what to make of that, but I hope they're doing alright as well.
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"Swine Flu"? Oh, you mean the H1N1 virus.
Yeah, well, don't die.
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Damn that sucks! They [media] really hyped that **** up, hopefully you get better!!
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I had swine flu once. Came out in rashers...
You'll be fine... just feel like crap for a few days. Hope you get better man!
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I had swine flu once. Came out in rashers...
Swine flu pun high-five.
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So you're going to die. Well, best of luck, what with the whole last will and testament thing.
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So you're going to die. Well, best of luck, what with the whole last will and testament thing.
You just want my PS3.
All seriousness aside, I AM GOING TO DIE.
Nah, I just feel like crap, I'll be better in a few days.
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OINKMENT
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Swine flu pun high-five.
I like that you pointed this out. Never heard of a rasher before.
Oh, and I suppose a pun is in order...
Hmm...
Oinkme- Oh. Well, **** it.
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Don't forget to practice your FLUte.
>.>
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Nothing?
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"Swine Flu"? Oh, you mean the H1N1 virus.
Even the media seems to have forgotten that name.
Oh well, get better soon. Even the regular flu is a kick in the stomach.
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Even the media seems to have forgotten that name.
Oh well, get better soon. Even the regular flu is a kick in the stomach.
Nah I work at a hospital and I swear to god70 people brought their kids in last night to get them checked for the swine flu because someone said it was going through schools.
None of them had it.
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Well, at least they care.
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Well, at least they care.
Not as much as you think they bring their kids in after they heard about because the kid had a cold.
Human nature.
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Of course. I'm sure I'd respond similarly. You know, just in case.
Of course, I'd look for symptoms of the virus, and I'd look for symptoms that don't match up with it. But then again, I'm smarter than the average bear. Parent.
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Of course. I'm sure I'd respond similarly. You know, just in case.
Of course, I'd look for symptoms of the virus, and I'd look for symptoms that don't match up with it. But then again, I'm smarter than the average bear. Parent.
Well it was annoying because it went like this.
Parent: I heard a few days ago they had Swine flu in the schools now so I brought my kid in to be checked be he doens't have any symptoms.
Other Parent: My kid has a runny nose does he have swime flu?
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Funny story: Right as our family reunion was rolling along, my sister got sick with something. She was told to go into the doctor by her mother, who told her it was, in fact, swine flu, despite the fact that they didn't even check (opting on the safe side. She could only get a nurse). Anyway, for the entire reunion, she wore a mask to stop coughs, and one of my brothers actually didn't come to the reunion.
Funny thing is, nobody got sick. Except possibly the brother that didn't come. How Ironic.
Anyway, swine flu or not, it's very much a normal flu-like disease. The only cases of swine flu that were really checked and reported (from mexico, where the whole thing started out) were only cases that were proving to be FATAL. Thus, many cases of this swine flu went unreported, since it was very much similar to a normal flu. Psh. Psychotic media.
Also, this should potentially illustrate the potential risks of Swine Flu. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTfxUvXL-ZI)
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Well it was annoying because it went like this.
Parent: I heard a few days ago they had Swine flu in the schools now so I brought my kid in to be checked be he doens't have any symptoms.
Other Parent: My kid has a runny nose does he have swime flu?
Not to be a condescending prick, but that's what you get for working at a hospital. The world is full of ignorant pricks, and whenever a big media scare arises, every Tom, Dick, and Harry becomes a hypochondriac of epic proportions. You really should have gone into that field expecting this from day one. A friend of mine was a nurse at a hospital near here (now a corpsman in the Navy and the but of many a gay joke), and he went in knowing what to expect (his mom is a nurse at another hospital). He had horror stories, but only when someone asked. When you know what you're getting into, you don't tend to talk about it. Well, unless it's something totally surprising.
You know, like sex panthers.
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It's better to be safe than sorry, no matter how ignorant you are. Those parents just wanna make absolutely sure their kids won't die.
And don't even joke about sex panthers.
Sixty percent of the time, they work every time.
Hey, I have a swine flu story. My girlfriend's little sister was scared she had swine flu so I was like "aww don't worry" then I coughed straight in her face and she cried.
Then later she filled my bag with kitty litter.
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Don't forget to practice your FLUte.
If it makes you feel any better, I laughed at it.
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you think you'd crumble
you think you'd lay down and die
Oh no, not you
you will survive
as long as you know how to love
you know you will stay alive
you've got all your life to live
you've got all your love to give
and you'll survive
you will survive
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Yeah, I'm starting to feel better. Good ol' fasion rest Twas good ol' fashion rest that killed the beast... Hope my roommate is doing better though.
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Recovered from swine flu AND killed a beast at the same time? Impressive.
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If I had moves like you, man, I might actually be worth a damn.
Toke that **** and rhyme it, Rahl.
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You do know where those lyrics come from right...?
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Hey, heey
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Get better soon man.
I thought I had it too(I think I told jet and fruck about it on msn), but after going to a doctor, I just had some nasty bacteria, which is way more rare than the swine flu, yet more dangerous :P
That happened to a friend of mine. It turned out it was the thing that leads to flesh eating virus...
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Hey, heey
E-evil woman!
Oh, wait, not quite...