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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Drakiyth on February 20, 2010, 04:08:29 AM
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Nothing tops this piece of ****. Talk about a let down from the previews. The ending made me want to torch the theater after I got my money back.
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What's the point of this thread?
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What's the point of this thread?
Bored out of my mind. I'll make something clever out of the thread give me a few.
EDIT: Okay, this has been turned into a crappy movie thread. Post the crappiest movies you have ever seen.
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Ok, good. I'm not exactly a strict mod, but we can do without the spam threads.
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Ok, good. I'm not exactly a strict mod, but we can do without the spam threads.
Totally understandable dude. I was originally going to make a strange picture thread but it's probably a little to creepy for some of the kids on here.
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What was the movie you were talking about?
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What was the movie you were talking about?
Good question.
Anyways, I hated Napoleon Dynamite.
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What was the movie you were talking about?
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Um worst movie theres to many to pick from.
Most recent worst would be Transformer 2 and Terminator Salvation.
I've seen worse but the main one that comes to mind is Silent Hill and I agree with Drakyith worst ****ing ending to a horror movie.
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Anyways, I hated Napoleon Dynamite.
Agreed.
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Casseta & Planeta, the second movie.
Casseta & Planeta is a comedy show here from Brasil, which was really funny before it started suffering Executive Meddling from the channel they work in.
No more jokes about politics, no more jokes about minorities, no more jokes about soccer, no more jokes about deceases, no more jokes about the dead, no more jokes about the police, no more jokes about being unable to do jokes. Nowadays they mostly do fart jokes and go around the streets live to have random passerbys do fart jokes.
Then they made a movie! Which was actually good, to boot! It was witty and since it was centered in the past, they could joke about the government of the time (it was a dictatorship not too long ago), which helped a lot, and the whole movie is really a big satire of politics.
Then their main comediant died.
Then the second movie came. God it was awful. I didn't laugh more than once in 2 hours, and not just me, no one else in a full cinema laughed for the entire movie. Half the audience left before it was over, and I'm not kidding here. The acting was over-the-top, which is okay if it was on purpose, but they managed to be over the top while actually trying to be over the top. It's like... like someone doing a parody of Shakespeare and being a Big Ham because his character is a Big Ham playing Shakespeare, but he's not good at pretending to be a not good actor.
There's also this scene where a character uses this spray that should attract women, and it ends up attracting dogs that try to rape him, so we have a full 5 minute footage of a bad camera held by what seems an amateur filming a man running from dogs while "Who Let The Dogs Out" plays in the background, oh wait did I say it was "Who Let The Dogs Out"? My bad, it was actually the brasllian re-dub of this song which can roughly be translated as "It's The Bitches", at any rate, the man jumps into a circus to escape the dogs, and is seen by an elefant. The elefant smells him and has an erection. The man dies in the next scene, it's not at all graphical but I guarantee they managed to make it the most disgusting possible even so.
Not only that but every scene seems pulled out of their asses and have no relation to the last. The movie seems to have been planned to be different segments at first (all of which really unfunny) and they just strapped togheter and added a very loose plot to say it was a full movie.
They also seem to think if you say a swearword it's automatically funny.
The first movie was great tough, and delivered a line I still quote nowadays.
"This is the police! Suicide, and then give yourself up! Not necessarily in this order!"
Not the funniest of the quotes, but in context it was hilarious.
Also, Epic Movie is a runner-up in my list.
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Also, Epic Movie is a runner-up in my list.
How could I have forgot that.
Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Meet The Spartans, and Disaster Movie.
Have to be in top 10 worst movies of all time.
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They are.
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Epic Movie. I have to say that is the worst ever.
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Epic Movie. I have to say that is the worst ever.
Yeah. I could not even finish that crap after I rented it. I turned it off at the pirate scene and almost broke the dvd.
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Epic Movie. I have to say that is the worst ever.
Agreed. >_o
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I tend to stay away from bad movies, so it'd have to be Transformers 2 for me. Or Bruno, but I didn't see very much of that one.
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Hard to say. It might be Underdog or Saw. Hmmm... there are so many terrible movies to pick from...
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Then the second movie came. God it was awful. I didn't laugh more than once in 2 hours, and not just me, no one else in a full cinema laughed for the entire movie. Half the audience left before it was over, and I'm not kidding here. The acting was over-the-top, which is okay if it was on purpose, but they managed to be over the top while actually trying to be over the top. It's like... like someone doing a parody of Shakespeare and being a Big Ham because his character is a Big Ham playing Shakespeare, but he's not good at pretending to be a not good actor.
There's also this scene where a character uses this spray that should attract women, and it ends up attracting dogs that try to rape him, so we have a full 5 minute footage of a bad camera held by what seems an amateur filming a man running from dogs while "Who Let The Dogs Out" plays in the background, oh wait did I say it was "Who Let The Dogs Out"? My bad, it was actually the brasllian re-dub of this song which can roughly be translated as "It's The Bitches", at any rate, the man jumps into a circus to escape the dogs, and is seen by an elefant. The elefant smells him and has an erection. The man dies in the next scene, it's not at all graphical but I guarantee they managed to make it the most disgusting possible even so.
Not only that but every scene seems pulled out of their asses and have no relation to the last. The movie seems to have been planned to be different segments at first (all of which really unfunny) and they just strapped togheter and added a very loose plot to say it was a full movie.
They also seem to think if you say a swearword it's automatically funny.
God, that sounds horrible. A cynical part of me thinks it'd be a hit in the States though.
My worst is "Must Love Dogs." I'm probably the only person here who's seen it, but just trust me on this one, it's nigh-unwatchable. But the audience I saw it with was just busting up laughing (I think they all had a couple wines each)...Every time the movie pooped out another lame joke like having the requisite precocious-cute-kid get a nosebleed and say, "Good Lord, it's a gusher!" the audience would crack up, and I would hate them even more. By the end of the movie, I was fighting the urge to punch them all in the face.
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On a side note, District 9 is very overlooked! It's a great film!
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I can't remember my worse because I blocked it from memory.
Suffice to say, it was BAAAD.
Some horror flick with literally no plot, terrible acting, and nonexistent cinematography.
By no plot, I mean a couple of teens gather in a house, I think, a bum shows up, maybe, people start dying randomly, and then something about an asylum. And something about one of the girls being new to the town.
Oh, and it was shot looking like it was done on a camcorder.
Not Blair-Witch style, but "I decided to make this in film school while I was bored and failing everything because I was too high." style.
Worst ****ing movie I've ever seen.
Has made everything since (and I've seen things that got less media attention than Beaverly Hills Chihuaha, but in the same genre), look like a ****ing masterpiece.
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A movie called Space/Star Oddessy (depending on whether you're reading the title or the back cover of the case). Holy sh*t. It's so incredibly bad, I can't describe it. Read this review (http://areaoftheunwell.blogspot.com/2008/12/spazio-oddity.html) to get an amazingly accurate summary of the movie.
WARNING: ABOVE REVIEW NOT REALLY FOR KIDS.
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My worst is "Must Love Dogs." I'm probably the only person here who's seen it
Saw it. It was crap, but I wouldn't say it was that horrible. It's a good romance, if anything. But Your Mileage May Vary.
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Ninja Asassin
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Ong Bak 2. Rented it from the Redbox dollar rental machine here and liked it for a bit, good story and all....but then the ending...it's just....uggh....Awfull doesn't even descrebibe it. I mean the beat up the hero to a bloody pulp in kung fu type stuff, which I can understand, though he mysteriously recovers and fights on anyway. Then they don't kill him at the end, they imprison him and then end the story....Yay for randomness and plot killer endings! =D
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Saw it. It was crap, but I wouldn't say it was that horrible. It's a good romance, if anything. But Your Mileage May Vary.
I hated that it was so self-consciously clever. Like it thought all of its lame jokes were the cleverest thing ever.
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The new friday the thirteenth.
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Surprised nobody mentioned the (Insert Genre) movies, along with the spin-offs, like Meet the Spartans.
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I'm surprised that you think that we haven't. Read the thread.
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I can't remember my worse because I blocked it from memory.
Suffice to say, it was BAAAD.
Some horror flick with literally no plot, terrible acting, and nonexistent cinematography.
By no plot, I mean a couple of teens gather in a house, I think, a bum shows up, maybe, people start dying randomly, and then something about an asylum. And something about one of the girls being new to the town.
Oh, and it was shot looking like it was done on a camcorder.
Not Blair-Witch style, but "I decided to make this in film school while I was bored and failing everything because I was too high." style.
Worst ****ing movie I've ever seen.
Has made everything since (and I've seen things that got less media attention than Beaverly Hills Chihuaha, but in the same genre), look like a ****ing masterpiece.
Sounds a lot like Quarantine. I saw this zombie movie called House of the Dead. It was a pieve of ****. Everything about it was cliche. There was a cliche haunted swamp with a creepy bridge, and there were cliche fisherman. One had a pegleg and wore a yellow raincoat and the other had on a brown sweater that fisherman wear. XD Then there was the fight scenes which were pieces of **** in themselves. Freeze screens and just....hideous acting the entire way through... I couldn't for the life of me figure out if the movie was a joke or serious. If it was seriousthen god help us all... I think it was.
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Never saw it, but given the reputation of the games it's based off of, I'd think that what you saw was intentional.
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Most of the zombie movies I've seen, giant snake, giant shark, giant octopus, killer fish movies.
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House of the Dead is a Uwe Boll movie.
I've only seen one Uwe movie, however, and that would be Dungeon Siege, which is ****ing hilariously bad.
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Uwe Boll
Oh dear.
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Hey, hey, I found a video on youtube about that horrible movie I mentioned earlier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NwikF9LoXY
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Ninja Asassin
Is Ninja Assassin a ninja who is an assassin or an assassin of ninjas?
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Hey, hey, I found a video on youtube about that horrible movie I mentioned earlier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NwikF9LoXY
My God. And you're sure it's not a comedy?
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My God. And you're sure it's not a comedy?
They were serious. I think.
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On a side note, District 9 is very overlooked! It's a great film!
Damn, no 'thumbs up' emoticon.
Yeah, I thoroughly enjoyed it. It's a shame that [spoiler]it degraded into a normal action film at the climax. Granted, it was cool, but just seemed weird after what we'd already seen[/spoiler]
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Damn, no 'thumbs up' emoticon.
Yeah, I thoroughly enjoyed it. It's a shame that [spoiler]it degraded into a normal action film at the climax. Granted, it was cool, but just seemed weird after what we'd already seen[/spoiler]
Agreed. I still enjoyed it, but it seemed like Peter Jackson ran out of ideas and just settled on some whizz-bang action.
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I recently watched the Cookout... Needless to say I am trying to forget I saw that movie.
Also, the Felix the Cat movie was a waste of screen time.
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I just watched 4 seconds of Batman and Robin.
Dx
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Is Ninja Assassin a ninja who is an assassin or an assassin of ninjas?
Ninja Assassin sounds extremely retarded for the fact that Ninjas are a form of assassin and nothing more.
It's like naming a movie. Pirate Thief.
Also, as much as I love Ninja Turtles... They are ****ing Samurai/Monks/Fighters. Ninjas have always been ruthless cold blooded assassins.
This is what you get when you cross over old Japanese history and lore with western thought process. It's really sad man. Just go to the crappy
game box art thread and see for yourself how much westerners **** up Japanese ****. That whole Narato thing is pretty lame too because somebody could only
gain the title of "NINJA" by going through torturous training and assassinating somebody for their clan. Ninja is simply a title that is used way to ****ing much
as a "COOL" thing.
Not to bash any fans of that show, it's just how I feel about the word Ninja.
A ninja or shinobi (忍者?) was a covert agent or mercenary of feudal Japan specializing in unorthodox arts of war. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, and assassination, as well as open combat in certain situations.[1] The ninja, using covert methods of waging war, were contrasted with the samurai, who had strict rules about honor and combat.[2]
Now technically, the argument would be the following: But Ninja turtles were taught by a Rat guy who studied his evil Ninja master and learned all the Ninjitsu moves to teach his mutated turtle sons later on down the road. Very true, but just because you know Ninjitzu does not make you a Ninja. Ninja was a title given to the most ruthless of men and sometimes women. Just because you read a book about being a KNIGHT or even a SAMURAI does not make you one. You have to earn that title at that time of age. That's how I feel at least. They could of simply called them something else instead of Ninja. That's a title of an evil assassin that has no honor.
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Almost as retarded as saying "duplicate copy".
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Twilight.
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The Wicker Man remake.
Nicolas Cage should, as is fitting, be set on fire for starring in it.
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Twilight.
How in the hell was this overlooked? Possibly because most of us have gone out of our way to not see it. Although I have seen it unfortunately...
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How in the hell was this overlooked? Possibly because most of us have gone out of our way to not see it. Although I have seen it unfortunately...
Twilight was pure ****ing garbage I agree. The fans need to GTFO AND DIAF!
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Twilight wasn't good, but it wasn't one of the worst movies ever either.
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Hard to believe but I agree with Val. It wasn't good, but in theory and storywise (down to basics), it was better than Avatar.
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I hate ninjas, but you have it wrong.
"A ninja or shinobi (忍者?) was a covert agent or mercenary of feudal Japan specializing in unorthodox arts of war."
That's it, that's the definition. The other stuff listed were not of all ninjas and shinobi. It depended on where they lived and WHO they worked for. Ninja could merely be hired to defend rather than kill, to just spy and not kill. They could kill if they were ordered, but they were under a wage to follow orders. Not really defending the turtles, which in fact are awesome, but defending the type of fighter I most hate.
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There is a movie called Obsessed that sucks big time too.
I hate ninjas, but you have it wrong.
But... isn't Wily a ninja? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuh-IPTQDtw)
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lolwut?
High School Musical is a cheap shot, but there ya go.
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Twilight. That will be 120 minutes I will never get back.
Same goes with High School Musical. I can't even believe it came from Disney.
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I can believe Disney did it.
Underdog (Disney butcher), High School Musical and all of its relatives, sitcom related movies by Disney.
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And Uwe Boll movie none of them get better after house of the dead they get worse I am amazed I still saw previews in the theater for House Of The Dead and In The Name Of the King.
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The internet needs no periods. It's male.
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Oh wow.
...just...wow.
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I don't play World of Warcraft
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His witty puns are winning my heart.
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The Wicker Man remake.
Nicolas Cage should, as is fitting, be set on fire for starring in it.
Agree with you there but it was better then Bangkok Dangerous, which featured Nicolas Cage as a bad *** hitman who falls for a mute chic..
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His witty puns are winning my heart.
His shitty puns are killing my FACE.
I've seen way too many movies that the Nostalgia Critic has reviewed. That's probably why I like him a lot; I can relate.
I've seen:
Space Jam
Pokemon: The First Movie (Who hasn't?)
Lost in Space
the third TMNT live action movie
Kazaam
Jingle all the way
Double Dragon (I didn't even know it was based off a game back then.)
The Tom and Jerry movie (I think I saw a little bit of it on Cartoon Network. I actually don't remember watching the whole thing, though.)
Pagemaster
The Next Karate Kid
EDIT: And ferngully. Hell, how did I forget that one? Probably because it was forgettable.
God damn, my family chose bad movies to watch back in the day. Thankfully, I don't remember most of them (being that bad. Until NC goes over them).
Most of the stuff that I find really horrible are what people already have described; Uwe Boll movies, the '--- Movie' movies (Scary Movie, Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, etc), and sitcom-based Disney movies, and now that I mention it, I remember watching the Blood Rayne movie. Had absolutely nothing to do with the game, other than having Blood Rayne in it. Or somebody dressing as one... Yeah. Don't remember seeing a single Nazi or anything. Just some weirdass castle.
EDIT2: Holy crap, neb87 out of nowhere.
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I have a feeling that the Prince of Persia movie is going to blow.
Let's see...Jake Gyllenhall as the Prince, not using the story from the game...Disney producing it...
Yeah, it's a recipe for disaster.
We have a collection of bad, but awesome movies.
I'll name a few later.
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Twilight. That will be 120 minutes I will never get back.
Same goes with High School Musical. I can't even believe it came from Disney.
Oh god I almost forgot about those movies.
Twilight was some cheap, retarded drama involving vampires that LOOK GLITTERY IN THE SUNLIGHT and a plot line that was generic and barely realistic. Overall the quality of that movie felt like something that belonged on television than a friggin' feature film.
High School Musical... I watched 1 minute of that and turned away. It was excruciating.
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Hey, don't diss on Pattinson, he's actually cool.
He's a ****ing prick towards his fans, and hates Twilight and everything it stands for.
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Hey, don't diss on Pattinson, he's actually cool.
He's a ****ing prick towards his fans, and hates Twilight and everything it stands for.
lulz
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In case it hasn't been said yet: Resident Evil movies.
Anybody ever seen or heard of Fern Gully? I think I watched it as a young child, but cannot recall it now.
EDIT:
This looks about right. Don't remember if it was any good or not. Something about smog pollution or some o' that tree hugger crap. Anyway.
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In case it hasn't been said yet: Resident Evil movies.
I was going to mention it at some point. If the movies actually followed the games' story, then maybe it would've been good. I don't like Alice, Nemesis was schnitz with emotions and the other characters borrowed from the games sucked. The movies weren't all that bad, but they weren't good.
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Fern Gully
Yes. I used to love that movie as a kid. I'm terrified of re-watching it; I may ruin my childhood memories.
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I remember Fern Gully. I remembered it as being better than it really was. I watched a clip of it recently, and good god is the animation awful.
And before you say "But animation wasn't as advanced back then," The Rescuers Down Under came out two years before Fern Gully and had infinitely better animation.
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I just remembered... Garbage Pail Kids
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His shitty puns are killing my FACE.
Your FACE is killing my ****!
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Guys, I just watched the most amazingly bad movie you could possibly imagine. It's surreal. Some halfway-out-of-his-mind foreign guy produces, writes, directs, and stars in it, and.......like.....I can't even describe how bad his acting is.
See for yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXiFJS9D5A
It's called "The Room."
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Guys, I just watched the most amazingly bad movie you could possibly imagine. It's surreal. Some halfway-out-of-his-mind foreign guy produces, writes, directs, and stars in it, and.......like.....I can't even describe how bad his acting is.
See for yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXiFJS9D5A
It's called "The Room."
"It's bullshit I did not... Oh, Hi, Mark!" <-- What's with the dudes face??? His mouth is open and he looks like he just took one in the pooper.. Totally shitty acting job.
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The guy looks high. O_o Good Lord the acting is so bad it makes me die a bit inside!
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Wow, that is bad.
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So bad it could be awesome.
Just like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM
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No!! He's going to hug him to death!
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Man people in the 60s must've been gasping their hearts out at the scene.
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Arooom a-raw-hay!
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Guys, I just watched the most amazingly bad movie you could possibly imagine. It's surreal. Some halfway-out-of-his-mind foreign guy produces, writes, directs, and stars in it, and.......like.....I can't even describe how bad his acting is.
See for yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXiFJS9D5A
It's called "The Room."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-fBg-D-clM&feature=related
Ironically better acting than is found in the film itself.
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XD!!! Oh God, many don't even look like regular people. How much do you think they paid them to say it was good I wonder...
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...it was called Ninja Assassin, because he assassinated ninjas...
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XD!!! Oh God, many don't even look like regular people. How much do you think they paid them to say it was good I wonder...
They probably just camera-interviewed a bunch of people and omitted the ones that overtly said it was bad.
But this movie has a cult following, so they're not lying when they say they've seen it X times and enjoy it every time. They just happen to enjoy it by throwing plastic spoons at the screen and shouting insults at the characters.
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Hey, don't diss on Pattinson, he's actually cool.
He's a ****ing prick towards his fans, and hates Twilight and everything it stands for.
I read somewhere that he didn't shower for weeks or change his clothes just so people would leave him alone.
Also, I despise Nicolas Cage. Terrible actor. He's the same emotionless, dull character in all his movies.
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Keanu Reaves.
Or whatever the **** his name spelled I don't care.
Whoever thought it was a good idea that he is to play both Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde should be shot.
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They probably just camera-interviewed a bunch of people and omitted the ones that overtly said it was bad.
But this movie has a cult following, so they're not lying when they say they've seen it X times and enjoy it every time. They just happen to enjoy it by throwing plastic spoons at the screen and shouting insults at the characters.
XD!!!! I'd probably watch it Mystery Science Theater 3000 style. Equipped with puppet robots.
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Also, I despise Nicolas Cage. Terrible actor. He's the same emotionless, dull character in all his movies.
I would rather give head to an eagle than watch National Treasure 2.
Also, this is the worst movie ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMWaEp_vz48
It's got awful acting, hideous special effects, and a retarded plot line.
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Have we learned nothing from Ren and Stimpy?!!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/eideteker/pic/0003bssg)
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Oh I remember this episode. That show was great, it's too bad it stopped playing...