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Epic Movie. I have to say that is the worst ever.
Then the second movie came. God it was awful. I didn't laugh more than once in 2 hours, and not just me, no one else in a full cinema laughed for the entire movie. Half the audience left before it was over, and I'm not kidding here. The acting was over-the-top, which is okay if it was on purpose, but they managed to be over the top while actually trying to be over the top. It's like... like someone doing a parody of Shakespeare and being a Big Ham because his character is a Big Ham playing Shakespeare, but he's not good at pretending to be a not good actor. There's also this scene where a character uses this spray that should attract women, and it ends up attracting dogs that try to rape him, so we have a full 5 minute footage of a bad camera held by what seems an amateur filming a man running from dogs while "Who Let The Dogs Out" plays in the background, oh wait did I say it was "Who Let The Dogs Out"? My bad, it was actually the brasllian re-dub of this song which can roughly be translated as "It's The Bitches", at any rate, the man jumps into a circus to escape the dogs, and is seen by an elefant. The elefant smells him and has an erection. The man dies in the next scene, it's not at all graphical but I guarantee they managed to make it the most disgusting possible even so.Not only that but every scene seems pulled out of their asses and have no relation to the last. The movie seems to have been planned to be different segments at first (all of which really unfunny) and they just strapped togheter and added a very loose plot to say it was a full movie.They also seem to think if you say a swearword it's automatically funny.
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
My worst is "Must Love Dogs." I'm probably the only person here who's seen it
I general I'd say I agree 98% with Grandy's post above.
You look like my grandmother.edit: when she was young. You don't look like you're 80.
Last night I had a dream that Zerlina and I were pirates. It was... beautiful.
Saw it. It was crap, but I wouldn't say it was that horrible. It's a good romance, if anything. But Your Mileage May Vary.
I can't remember my worse because I blocked it from memory.Suffice to say, it was BAAAD.Some horror flick with literally no plot, terrible acting, and nonexistent cinematography.By no plot, I mean a couple of teens gather in a house, I think, a bum shows up, maybe, people start dying randomly, and then something about an asylum. And something about one of the girls being new to the town.Oh, and it was shot looking like it was done on a camcorder.Not Blair-Witch style, but "I decided to make this in film school while I was bored and failing everything because I was too high." style.Worst ****ing movie I've ever seen.Has made everything since (and I've seen things that got less media attention than Beaverly Hills Chihuaha, but in the same genre), look like a ****ing masterpiece.
