Post by: Razor on August 16, 2004, 01:47:13 AM
"Nice paint job. But did you have to make it luminescent green?"
"Yes, yes I did." Razor pulled out a key.
"I have the beer and wine all set up, it's ready! Just one twist of this key and the lock mechanism should function properly, allowing us access into the pub."
"Just open the door."
And so Razor did.
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The last one was a big success, till it got deleted. so lets see it again! It's not an Rp, its just like the Big Emereald... was.
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Post by: Razor on August 16, 2004, 11:00:03 AM
*waits behind bar for eager drunkards*
Post by: Weregnome on August 16, 2004, 11:05:31 AM
WG: Yep.... gr8 idea to reopen it...
Razor: oh Shut up!
*hits weregnome with a baseball bat*
WG on floor.
WG: That better not have knocked my drink!
Post by: Razor on August 16, 2004, 11:19:49 AM
Razor: there ya go.
Weregnome: Thanks...
*roof collapses*
Razor: ...
Post by: Araloth on August 16, 2004, 03:51:52 PM
"one mineral water please."
he sits down at the bar and notices WG with a funnel in his mouth. he takes it out.
"hope people dont start 2 kill each other again."
Post by: WarxePB on August 16, 2004, 04:00:31 PM
Warxe: Uh... What happened to the roof?
Razor: ...
Warxe: *repairs roof*
WG: Why'd you do that?
Warxe: Now you're obligated to give me free beer!
Razor: Damn obligations....
*gives Warxe a beer*
Warxe: *drinks beer and dies*
Razor: So THAT was the one with poison in it...
Post by: Araloth on August 16, 2004, 04:03:44 PM
*Starts repairing a hole in WG's shoe*
Post by: GhostClown on August 16, 2004, 05:53:36 PM
and Don't ask questions, just get me the chair.
Post by: PikaTira on August 16, 2004, 06:27:59 PM
Post by: Osmose on August 16, 2004, 07:34:48 PM
Moose: Well HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Razor: Uh, hi. Your drink?
Moose: Pepsi One(Don't ask) and a beer for each of my little friends here.
*Thirty or so midget engineers run in and swarm Razor yelling "BEER BEER BEER" in Mini Me voices*
Warxe: Don't I know you?
Moose:Hmmmm..... show me a picture of your mom.
Warxe: ? *Shows wallet pic*
Moose:Nope. You ain't mine.
*Warxe throws up in the chair ghostclown is about to sit in and was stolen*
Post by: chaoticparadox60659 on August 16, 2004, 09:32:19 PM
Post by: Osmose on August 16, 2004, 09:41:43 PM
*pours a gallon of vodka down cp's throat*
Post by: WarxePB on August 16, 2004, 09:43:05 PM
Warxe: They'll be here shortly.
*Xios walks in*
Xios: I demand a beer! Give me a beer or I will kill the bartender!
Razor: Pay me.
Xios: Payment? Oh yeah...
*cuts Warxe's head off and offers it to Razor*
Razor: Wasn't Odin the one who usually decapitated people?
Xios: Well, he isn't here. Now, give me a beer or end up like him.
Razor: Fine...
*hands Xios a beer. Xios walks out*
Razor: Hey... He stole my mug!
*runs out the door*
Get back here!
Moose: Hey, look! Free beer!
Post by: chaoticparadox60659 on August 16, 2004, 09:44:20 PM
Moose: Now Have Some More!
000000002: I'd Like A Fruit 2 0 With A Shot And A Half Of Vodka In A Clean Glass.
Post by: Razor on August 16, 2004, 10:12:32 PM
Razor: Gimme dat mug!
Xios: Nev-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*thud*
Razor:Hmm.... It was worth that mug to see him fall down that open manhole.
*walks back to bar*
Post by: Weregnome on August 16, 2004, 10:27:19 PM
WG: Afaloth?
Araloth: Hmmm? U called?
WG: Caf fa get fe mfy befer?
Araloth looked in conmfusion and bagen tipping what he thought was beer in the funnel. WG's head set on fire and he rocked through the roof.
Araloth: Erm... what is this stuff?
Razor: That was... tobasco sauce...
Araloth: Damn... I wish I could read human.
*Everyone crashs*
Post by: Osmose on August 16, 2004, 10:37:18 PM
Post by: chaoticparadox60659 on August 16, 2004, 11:34:03 PM
Moose: Hey! Those Things Cost Money You Know!
000000002: Sorry, Sir.
Moose: DOn't Call Me Sir!
000000002: Yes, Sir
Post by: GhostClown on August 17, 2004, 02:32:55 AM
and yes, I did steal that from Razor, got a problem?
Post by: WarxePB on August 17, 2004, 03:16:52 AM
Moose: I said that you're an ugly fathead.
Warxe: That's it!
*summons Zero*
Zero: Oh...my...GOD! FREE BEER! *lays under tap and turns it on*
Warxe: Oh yeah... I forgot that Zero's an alcoholic...
Moose: What an idiot. Just like you, Warxe!
Warxe: THAT'S IT! *slaps Moose*
Moose: What was that?
Warxe: Uh...
Moose: *slaps Warxe*
Warxe: *slaps Moose*
*all of Moose's engineers jump on Warxe*
Warxe: Nooooo....
*all that's left of Warxe is his hair*
Zero: Well, that makes my life easier.
*goes back to drinking beer*
Post by: Razor on August 17, 2004, 08:56:03 AM
Razor: *does mannerism*
Warxe's hair: *does mannerism at that mannerism*
Zero: OMFG!!!111 Haunted hair!!!
Warxe's hair: AHHHHH!!!!
*Drunk Zero chases Warxe's hair with a flamethrower.
Weregnome: Always keep one behind the bar?
Razor: *does mannerism*
WG: *Crash*
Post by: Araloth on August 17, 2004, 09:02:56 AM
"That thing can burn me in a millisecond ya know!" Suddenly his cape is on fire. he jumpes into a pit of what he thought was water.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
Post by: Razor on August 17, 2004, 09:13:29 AM
Alaroth: DAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *running around incredinly fast on fire*
Razor: That's it! Run around, tha't'll quell the flames!
Weregnome: Doesn't that spread the flames?
Razor: Oh yeah.
Alaroth: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weregnome: Stop drop and roll!
*thud* *rolling sounds* *WHOOMF!*
Razor: so that's where I left my oil!
Alaroth: DAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Drace on August 17, 2004, 09:17:44 AM
Razor: What ya doing?
Drace: If the police comes I'm not here!
*Police walks in*
Police: Anybody saw Drace?
*Everyone points to the bar*
Drace: ****!
*Grabs machinegun and shoots one cop*
Police: He we wanted to retunr your lost money!
Drace: That's what they all say!
*Gunfight :guns: begins, 1 cop shoots razor in the head*
Post by: Razor on August 17, 2004, 09:19:28 AM
Razor: Idea!
*Razor deletes cops*
Drace: Thank you... *turns into Agent Smith* ...Mr Anderson...
Razor: Crap... not again.
Post by: Araloth on August 17, 2004, 09:27:40 AM
*jumps on cop, setting him on fire*
Now i need some water plz!
*Iam walks out of Araloth and does a water spell on him*
*Priz walks out of Araloth and does a heal spell on him*
*Gorin walks out of Aralot and does a* "NOOO DONT!" *Fire spell on him* "AAAARGH!" *start all over again*
Post by: Drace on August 17, 2004, 09:59:30 AM
Araloth: Water I need water!!!
Drace: Ok
*Summons Leviathan*
Drace: Leviathan, use tidal wave on Araloth
*Leviathan suddenly turns into Ifrit and uses Hellfire*
Drace: Sorry
*Looks at Smith*
Drace: There you are.
*Runs towards Smith but get's punched back*
Post by: Weregnome on August 17, 2004, 10:28:25 AM
WG: U know....too much of that stuff is bad...
Zero stops drinking: No it isn't. How can beer be bad?!
WG:..... your a robot...
Zero stops.
Zero: Oh... No...
Zero explodes. Everyone does a mannerism. WG takes Zero's place.
Post by: Araloth on August 17, 2004, 12:25:07 PM
suddenly everything was normal.
"Huh?" Ifrit said.
"Die you Fire Fiend! Holy Tree!"
Holy Tree: "Ultima!"
Ifrit dies.
Drace: "Uh-oh." *uses G-Arise*
"Holy Tree!" "Mercanosis!"
Ifrit is casted into the spirit world.
Post by: WarxePB on August 17, 2004, 02:45:59 PM
Razor: Huh? I thought Zero killed you.
Warxe: You can never kill me.
Speaking of Zero, where did he go?
*kicks Zero's head* O_o
WG: *still drinking*
Warxe: *looks at charred remains of chair* I'm not even going to ask...
Smith: Welcome... Mr. Phoenixblade.
Warxe: Why is he here?
*turns into a Smith clone*
*Warxe walks in*
Smith: Wha...Huh...Uh...
*blows up*
Post by: GhostClown on August 17, 2004, 07:14:09 PM
GhostClown: Hm.. This pub has to much chaos everyday..
Razor: YOU STOLE MY FU*KING MANNERRISM!
GhostClown: YOU LIE!
*and then a huge gun battle breaks out in the pub*
Post by: Araloth on August 18, 2004, 09:19:26 AM
"I hate gun fights.... METAL TREE BARRIER!"
suddenly trees of green metal sprout everywhere.
*trees do mannerism*
Post by: chaoticparadox60659 on August 18, 2004, 01:24:44 PM
*Entire Pub Blows Up*
Warxe's Hair: Damn, What A Mess (Casts Mass Revive)
00000002: WTF? You Revived The Summon, Too?
Bahamut Zero: Grr.....
00000002: Niiice Birdie... Um... Polly.... Want A Cracker?
Bahamut Zero: GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
000000002: Polly Want... Free Beer?
Bahamut Zero: OKAY!!! :w00t:
000000002: *Whew*
Post by: Araloth on August 18, 2004, 06:12:28 PM
*starts making people get lost by majking them chase him*
Moose: "Uh? where am I?"
Araloth: "Lost in my nice little forest!"
Moose: "But i thought i was in a Pub!"
*Araloth goes away, leaving moose lost*
Post by: GhostClown on August 18, 2004, 06:18:28 PM
Post by: chaoticparadox60659 on August 18, 2004, 10:14:47 PM
Post by: WarxePB on August 18, 2004, 10:21:11 PM
*sniper shoots Warxe's face*
AUGH! *runs out crying*
*Cloak walks in*
Cloak: One beer, please.
000000002: WTF!?!!?!?!?!?! A Talking Cloak?
Cloak: Quiet, you. *stabs 000000002*
Now, get me a beer.
WG: *throws beer at Cloak*
Cloak: Not again... *transforms into Frost*
000000002: O_o
WG: Oh yeah, I forgot about your Ranma complex...
Cloak: Quickly! I need to find the emerald! *runs out of bar*
Post by: chaoticparadox60659 on August 18, 2004, 10:28:06 PM
Warxe's Hair And Face (in Unison): You Dont Want To Know.
00000002: Um, how Did That Cloak Stab Me? It Was A Cloak, Right?
GhostClown: Yeah... But...
00000002: Soooo...
*Sniper Shoots 00000002*
000000002: OUCH!!! Stupid Sniper!!!! BAHAMUT ZERO! ATAAAAACK!!!!!
Bahamut Zero: F*** You! You Killed Me Like Five Posts Ago!!
* Bahamut Zero Throws A Free Beer At 00000002*
00000002: Nooo!!!! I'm Melllting... I Need Some Vooooodkkkkkkkaaaaaaaa....
*0000002 Vanishes Into A Puddle Of Beer*
Warxe: I'm NOT Reviving Him!
Osmose: Oh, Please, I Dont Want To Lose Another 00000002! It's A paon In The *** Looking For Applicants!
Warxe: Fine, But Have Your Engineers kill That Damned Sniper... He's Ruining The Party
Osmose: Done.
Post by: Razor on August 18, 2004, 11:41:06 PM
Razor: Heya! Whattsa matter you! you ruin my bar! I kicka your áss!
*Razor summons typoon*
Weregnome: Don't you mean typhoon?
Razor: They mispelt it on FF7.
Weregnome: *sweatdrop*
*all the forest and snipers are sent upsidedown into the sky*
*so is the beer*
Zero: Beer!!! *holds onto a barrel*
Weregnome: My Canadian Club! *grabs a box filled with CC*
Razor: THE CASH REGISTER!!!!! *jumps to it*
--------days later--------
*the bar crashes to the Earth*
ChaoticParadox60659: Why the hell'd you do that? moron!
Razor: Moron? TYPOON!!!
All but Razor: NOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Osmose on August 18, 2004, 11:49:47 PM
Post by: Razor on August 19, 2004, 12:02:45 AM
Seph: Why are you shaving that person?
Razor: Won't it be funny when he wakes up, to find he has no hair?
*seph does mannerism*Note: See attachment
Seph: Gimme yer cash.
Post by: Red Giant on August 19, 2004, 12:11:43 AM
Red: Hello?
Razor: WTF?! *does mannerism*
Araloth: Where did that skeleton come from?
*Eric Idle pops out from the cupboard*
Eric: Whenever life get's you down Mrs. Brown!!
Oh wait, wrong line... Um, allow me to explain. The powerful revival magic that someone used back then had an effect radius so large that it stretched over six feet underground and therefore revived this dead guy from the grave.
Razor: Well that explains everything, Eric... except... why was there a grave under the bar?
Eric: Well... that's because the bar was built... ON AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!!!!
*All scream*
Araloth: Umm... Red, why are you screaming?
Red: Wanted to look cool... But that's not the point! The point is, Idle here has had far to much air! Get back in your cupboard, Idle!!
All: Back in the cupboard!!! Back in the cupboard!!!
Eric: You'll never stop me!! I'll become untracable by moving to the US, becoming an unsuccessful singer and starring in the Casper movie as that nervous guy!
*Runs*
Red: Get him!!
Post by: chaoticparadox60659 on August 19, 2004, 01:01:07 AM
000000002(AKA Number Two) :Damn... Now That Bahamut Zero's Flown Off, I Only Have One Summon Left...
*collective gasp*
Razor : I Thought You Hated Summons?
Number 2: Yes, But These Ones Came To Me And Kept Bothering Me Until I Took Them In.
Warxe: You're Saying That Bahamut Zero ASKED You To Be His Summoner?
Number 2: Well, Sort Of. It May Have Also Been The Fact That I Was Carrying A Carton Of KFC With Me?
Razor: *mannerism* Okay, What The F*** Are You Talking About?
Number 2: Didn't You Know All Summons Like KFC? That's Why So Many KFC Delivrymen Mysteriously Vanish.
*Everyone In room Sweatdrops*
Warxe: Um.... KFC Doesn't Deliver, Do They?
Number 2: That's Cause The Job Got Too Dangerous. The Only People Brave Enough To Do It Went off And Became Skydivers And Stuff...
*Collective Sweatdrop #2*
Number 2: Watch!
* Number 2 Pulls Out A Chicken Wing*
* Ifrit, Bahamut Zero, Pheonix, Multiple Slimes, Bismark, And Ension Come Rushing In*
Ifrit: Hey This Isn't KFC
Pheonix: I Knew It! It's Some Crap From A Pub!
Razor: Hey, Thats MY Pub Youre Talking About!
Slime: Who The Hell Are You? Bug Off! *Does Mannerism*
(Have You Ever Seen A Slime Do A Mannerism? It's So Odd...)
Razor: Enough Of This! TYPOON!!!!
*All The Summons Fly Off As The Pub Rockets Into Orbit*
Number 2; You Moron! Now I'm Goiing To Kill You With My Last Summon!
Razor: I'm So Scared, Your Last Summon Was Soooo Obedient!!
*Everyone Laughs At Number 2*
*Number 2 Pulls Out A MagGun*
Number 2: It Has Moved - - - SOIL ... Is My Power! Rahr! I Summon You... *MagGun Blows Up*
Number 2: OWCH!! I Mean... It Will Not Move... (Damn, I Knew I Shouldn't Have Stolen Kaze's MagGun...*
Razor: Well F** This! * Leaves* *Forgets He Is In Orbit* *YAAAAAAAAAH!!!!*
Number 2: Keh...Heh....
Post by: WarxePB on August 19, 2004, 01:17:35 AM
Seph: *does mannerism*
Warxe: Why does everyone keep doing that...
Hey Razor, what exactly is a mannerism?
Razor: *does mannerism*
Warxe: Weregnome, same question.
WG: *does mannerism*
*Rasshou walks in*
Rasshou: Huh? Warxe?
Warxe: Why are you here?
Rasshou: I heard that the Pub reopened. I figured I'd check it out.
Warxe: Oh.
Rasshou: *draws harpoon and points it at Warxe* Buy me a beer.
Warxe: O-o-okay... Razor, throw me a beer.
Razor: *does mannerism*
Seph: *hands Rasshou a beer*
Warxe: Get me a beer, too.
Seph: *does mannerism*
Warxe: Screw it. *gets beer*
Post by: Razor on August 19, 2004, 02:01:48 AM
Batman: there's no need for profanity boy wonder.
Robin: *does mannerism*
Razor: HEY! READ THE SIGN!! *points to sign:
[No superheroes]
[Villians may enter]
Batman: This seems to be a lair of... evil...
Razor: Get out!!!
*batman effect*
Razor: Better.
Warxe: Batman effect?
Zero: I forgot about those.
Post by: Osmose on August 19, 2004, 02:21:20 AM
So.........
uhhhhhhhhhhh
*slaps everyone* *everyone mannerisms*
What the hell?
Razor - They stole it.
Moose - REally? Well then....*voo doo magic* I DECREE ANYONE WHO DOES A MANNERISM WILL BE HURT PAINFULLY BY A MIDGET ENGINEER! EACH CONSECUTIVE TIME ANOTHER MIDGET WILL JOIN! MORE MANNERISMS, MORE MIDGETS! WHY AM I TALKING IN CAPITALS? VOO DOO MAGIC, SILLY!
Post by: WarxePB on August 19, 2004, 02:25:16 AM
Warxe: Okay, then... I think I need another beer.
*walks to tap*
Huh? All the beer's gone.
Zero: Oh, sorry. I drank it all. *passes out*
Warxe: How does a robot pass out?
Rasshou: GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!
Warxe: *grabs convientently placed flyswatter and slaps the midget engineer*
Post by: Razor on August 19, 2004, 02:26:10 AM
Weregnome: It's getting crowded in here!!
Razor: *does mannerism* More business! *pours a beer for a midget who promptly slaps him*
Post by: WarxePB on August 19, 2004, 02:33:44 AM
Warxe: Odin!!! How have you been?
Odin: *decapitates Warxe* It's been a while since I did that...
One beer, please.
WG: Only if you get rid of the midgets.
Odin: Fine... ZANTETSUKEN! *shockwave kills most of the midgets*
WG: Okay, here's your beer. *turns tap on, but nothing comes out*
Odin: *does mannerism, and gets slapped by a midget* Ugh. *looks behind counter to see Zero*
Zero: ... *still passed out*
Odin: It's you! *grabs Zero and throws him at a wall*
Zero: Wha...? Odin, I thought you were dead!
Odin: Quiet. *decapitates Zero*
Zero: No, you be quiet.
Rasshou: O_o
A talking head... Now THAT's scary...
Razor: *does mannerism*
Post by: Osmose on August 19, 2004, 02:35:19 AM
Moose - "MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Post by: Razor on August 19, 2004, 02:49:35 AM
Razor: meh *does mannerism*
Weregnome: meh *does mannerism*
Odin: meh *does mannerism*
Zero: meh *does mannerism*
Warxe: meh *does mannerism*
Razor: Wait aren't those last two dead?
Weregnome, Zero and Warxe: meh *does mannerism*
Moose: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*all the little midgets start to mannerism to call more of their brothers forward*
Post by: Red Giant on August 19, 2004, 01:25:34 PM
Razor: Wait, if you're from an indian burial ground, why do you speak english and where western clothes?
Red: *Sweat drop*
Razor: How can a skeleton have sweat?
Red: Yeah, well look around. Two wolf things, a cyborg, a robot, a god, a moose with an evil army of midgets, an elf, a ghostly clown and Eric Idle!
I'm the most normal of you lot!
Eric: Help me!! My career is plummeting, and John Cleese is doing better than me! He stars in Around the world in 80 days, Shrek 2 and Rat Race!! All I got was Casper and some movies no-one watches!!
*Razor and Red look at each other*
Razor: Maybe doing mannerism will help.
Eric: *Does mannerism and is attacked by midgets*
Post by: Drace on August 19, 2004, 01:34:42 PM
*Al midgets disapear*
Osmose: MY MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drace: Finally, I HATE MIDGETS!!!
Razor: Why?
Drace: There just... ehmmm. there... ehmm. because..... I just hate Midgets, ok, I just hate Midgets!!!!!!!!
Razor: Ok, take it easy. * does mannerism*
Razor: Wait what did I do?
Post by: Araloth on August 19, 2004, 03:19:56 PM
Araloth: WUHUHAHAHAHAHAAA! *turns into a dark elf*
*everyone does mannerism upside down and more giants begin to appear*
Post by: chaoticparadox60659 on August 19, 2004, 04:27:56 PM
Eric: Hey, Isn't That-
Rosie O'Donnel: Today Our Show Features Razor, And His Wonderful Charas Pu-
Razor: NOOOO!!!! This Is One Kind Of Publicity I Don't Need!
* Does Mannerism. A Midget WIth A Little MAchine Gun Appears And Shoots Rosie*
*Rosie Doesw A Mannerism As She Is Falling To The Ground*
(Why Is Everyone Doing Mannerisms? It's Weird)
Post by: WarxePB on August 19, 2004, 05:25:08 PM
Zero: And he only had one drink.
Odin: Hey, I thought you were both dead.
Zero: No one truly dies.
Eric: I'M SUCH A LOSER!!!
Odin: Except him. ZANTETSUKEN! *decapitates Eric*
Zero: Why did you do that?
Odin: Is anyone going to care?
Rasshou: No.
Seph: Hey guys, what's up?
Odin: The usual.
Rasshou: Where's Cloak?
Odin: I saw him on the way in... He was yelling something about the emerald.
Zero: Emerald? Whatever happened to that?
Seph: Apparently, it's an RP now.
Rasshou: I never would've guessed.
Odin: Well, come on. Let's go find it.
*exit Odin, Seph, Rasshou and Zero*
Warxe: *does mannerism*
Post by: Red Giant on August 19, 2004, 09:03:09 PM
Red: Make us.
Post by: Osmose on August 19, 2004, 09:24:24 PM
*Razor hands out beer to all the midget engineers*
Post by: chaoticparadox60659 on August 19, 2004, 10:17:58 PM
Moose: NO!!! Recruit Your Own!
Number Two: Do They Have To Be Midgets? I Hate Midgets!
Midget #339428701: Hey! *Does Mannerism*
*All Midgets Do Mannerisms Until The Air Moving From The Mannerisms Creates The Very Feared [GLOW]Mannerism Elemental[/GLOW] *
Number 2: Where Is It?
Moose: It's Only Two Inches Tall.
Number 2: Oh.
*Araloth Does An Upside Down Mannerism*
* [GLOW]Mannerism Elemental[/GLOW] Grows Really Big*
Razor: What Ther F*** Did You DO THat For? *DOes Mannerism*
* [GLOW]Mannerism Elemental[/GLOW] Shrinks To Two Inches Again.*
Number 2: I'll Summon A... Summon!!!
*Drumroll*
Number 2: I Summon Thee...
[SHADOW]BAHAMUT NEGATIVE ONE[/SHADOW]
*Dun Dun Dun*
Warxe: WTF? Bahamut -1 That's Homo
*Bahamut Negative One Pecks Warxe To Death. Only His Hair Remains Intact.*
Bahamut Negative One ANd Mannerism Elemental: COOL! FREE BEER!
Razor: Hey Thats Not Fr- AAAAAARGH!!!
*Razor Is Dead. 10,295 Posters Remaining* (Blatant Ripoff Of Battle Royale)
*Warxes Hair Revives Razor*
Warxe's Hair: Shouldn't We Like Kill Those Summons Before They Blow Up The Place Or Something?
Araloth: *Does Mannerism* Ther'e too Drunk To Do Anything
*Bahamut Negative One Attempts A Drunken Mannerism And Passes Out*
Zero: I Call The Rest Of His Beer!
Eric Idle: TOo Late!
Odin: What The Hell I Killed You *Does Mannerism* *Kills Eric*
*Number Two Walks In With A Whole Bunch Of Midget Robots Riding Little Airships*
Number Two: I GOt My Armada... I Couldn't Find Any More Midgets, So I Made Robotic Ones... Each One Has A Nuclear Bomb In Them.
Moose: Dont YOu Mean A Nuclear "Core"
Number Two: No, Bombs...
*Razor Does Mannerism And DOes Typoon On Number Two And His Armada*
Number Two: Not The Aiiiiirsssshhiiiiipppppsssss!!!
Post by: WarxePB on August 19, 2004, 11:01:10 PM
Rasshou: Apparently not.
*Shado comes in*
Zero: What do you want, dragon boy?
Shado: ...
Warxe: Ignorant, as usual...
Shado: Don't... *kills Warxe* ...call me ignorant.
Odin: It doesn't take much to kill Warxe.
Shado: *kills Odin, Zero, Seph and Rasshou*
*sees waitress* Two beers, please.
Waitress: *draws Crystallinious* Waitress?
Shado: ...Cloak?
Waitress: Those idiots splashed vodka on me.
Shado: *restores Cloak*
Post by: Razor on August 20, 2004, 06:56:58 AM
*people mannerism*
Razor: I better get an answer.
The corpse of Eric Idle: you will Mr Razor, just you wait!
Razor: Quiet you *cocks shotgun*
Post by: Araloth on August 20, 2004, 02:34:25 PM
Cloak: *burns araloth, only his eyeballs remain*
Osmose: But i thought he didnt even drink beer?
Araloth's eyes: No, but i get drunk of too many water.
Red Giant: *splashes water over eyes*
Super- drunk eyes: *start flying all over the place*: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Post by: chaoticparadox60659 on August 20, 2004, 02:43:40 PM
Bahamut Negative One: *Does Mannerism*
Razor: O_o Now That's Odd...
Warxe: Yeah.... I've Never Seen A Summon Do A Mannerism...
Number 2: I Think The Proper Wording Is "I've Never Seen A Summon -Does Mannerism- Before"
Warxe: Oh, Is It? Razor Is He Right?
Razor: He's Right Warxe.
Odin: Is He Right Warxe??
Warxe: Hes Right Odin.
Moose: Is He Right, Odin?
Odin: He's Right, Osmose.
Zero: Is He Right Osmose?
Moose: He's Right, Zero?
Araloth: Is He Right Zero?
Zero: He's Right, Araloth.
Eric: Is He Right Araloth?
Everoyne: SHUT UP!!!!
*Everybody Does Mannerisms*
Cloak (Walking In): I Think He's Wrong *Does Mannerism*
*Everybody Sweatdrops*
Number 2: I Hate THat F***ing Cloak....
Araloth: Yeah, But I've Never Seen A Cloak -does mannerism- Before...
Zero: Is That That The Right Way To Say It, Araloth?
Araloth: I Don't Know Zero Is It He Right Way?
Zero: I Don't Know. Hey Osmose! Is He Right?
Moose: I Don't Know. Hey Odin! Is He Right?
Odin: I Don't Know. Hey Warxe! Is He Right?
Warxe: I Don't Know. Hey Razor! Is He Right?
Razor: *Does Mannerism*
Cloak: GAAH!!! *Stabs Razor*
Razor: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? GET THE F*** OUT OF MY PUB!!!!
Number 2: *Does Mannerism*
*Everyone Glares At Number 2*
Drunken Eye # 2: *Does Mannerism*
*Everyone Starts To Leave*
Razor: Hey, DOnt Leave!!! I'll Give You Free Beer!
Everyone: FREE BEER!!!!
*twice As Many People Run In And Storm THe Bar, Taking Lots Of Free Beer...
Post by: Araloth on August 20, 2004, 03:02:36 PM
Razor: stop the mannerisms!
*Araloth does a mannerism*
*drunk eye #1 does a mannerism*
*drunk eye #2 does a mannerism*
moose: i didnt know eyes had hands....
*eyes slap moose*
Araloth: too crowded here.... whispers
*everyone turns into grass*
Post by: chaoticparadox60659 on August 20, 2004, 03:18:05 PM
*Blade Of Grass That Was Cloak Burns Them All*
*Razor Revives Cloak, Warxe, Wereegnome, Warxe's Gang, Moose, Number 2, Red Giant, Drace, And Five Or Six Midget Engineers*
Moose: Thank You.
Post by: Drace on August 20, 2004, 04:58:14 PM
*Revived Drace turns in mr Smith and kills CP60659*
Drace: Damm you mr Smith!
*Stabs a knife in his neck*
Smith: Good bey mr Anderson.
Post by: Araloth on August 20, 2004, 05:45:26 PM
Araloth:
No your grass! *whispers again*
*everyone turns into glasses of beer*
Araloth: Too bad i dont like it....
Bone Glass: Hey Razor! can i drink you?
Hairy Glass: *runs away being chased by bone glass* WAAAAAAH!
Post by: chaoticparadox60659 on August 20, 2004, 08:40:39 PM
*Glass Clearly Labed "2" Does Mannerism*
*Several Incredibly Small Glasses Atack Number 2 Glass...*
Post by: Razor on August 21, 2004, 05:53:12 AM
Warxe: Have you seen my wallet?
Razor: *looks at collected pile* I think this one's yours.
Warxe: Thanks... hey, where's my money?
Razor: *looks at collected money* Uh... I dunno...
Warxe: *goes to walk somewhere else*
Razor: Oh yeah, by the way. No. Odin was wrong about Moose being right about Zero being right about Alaroth saying it right. It is "Yeah, but I've never seen a Cloak do a mannerism before..."
Warxe: No one said they were right, they were asking if they were.
Razor: Look, I'm not taking back what I just said. It stands. Got it?
Post by: Araloth on August 21, 2004, 07:57:10 AM
*picks a leafy wallet from the pile*
Araloth: No its that I was right about razor being right about moose being wrong about red being right about zero being right!"
Moose: UHHHHHH?????
Araloth: Hey Gorin, come help me im not that good at stealing!
Gorin: *walks out of araloth, grabs an unknown amount of money, casts a grow spell at leaf wallet and puts the money in it*
Araloth: Thanks. *casts a shrink spell at the leaf*
Post by: Red Giant on August 21, 2004, 12:14:34 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Razor: Hey isn't Eric Idle that guy who sings that Universe song in The Meaning Of Life?
Yes, he's a monty pythoner. And he sings "Always look on the bright side of life" in The Life Of Brian, "That's Death" in a discworld game and his latest song: "F**k the FFC".
*Pours beer everywhere and then sets it alight laughing manically*
Unfortunately only Eric was killed in the blaze.
Post by: Razor on August 22, 2004, 03:22:17 AM
Razor: Get back in yer cupboard. *closes cupboard door*
Eric: John Cleese got a role in Shrek 2. Where's my role! Where's my role??
Post by: Weregnome on August 22, 2004, 06:10:26 AM
WG: No one shall have my precious....
Post by: Drace on August 22, 2004, 06:52:45 AM
*Samwise, Frodo, Pipin, Merry, Aragorn, Boromir, Gandalf, Legolas and Gimli comes running in*
Gandalf: There he is he got the ring!
*Legolas shoots a bow in WG's neck*
Legolas: 1 you're getting slow Gimli.
Drace: He wait, he doesn't have the ring.
Gimli: You all have waisted our time, so you shall die.
*Razor grabs a shotgun from behind the desk and shoots gimli*
Gimli: Ok, I think we need to go now
Post by: Osmose on August 22, 2004, 07:44:18 AM
Post by: Weregnome on August 22, 2004, 11:14:42 AM
WG: Ow....
Post by: Razor on August 22, 2004, 11:58:30 AM
:) I thought that was a good one
Post by: Weregnome on August 22, 2004, 12:00:16 PM
Post by: Red Giant on August 22, 2004, 01:40:45 PM
Post by: Drace on August 22, 2004, 02:12:13 PM
Post by: chaoticparadox60659 on August 22, 2004, 03:12:46 PM
Number 2: Ow!
Drace: *Whistles* *Does Mannerism*
Post by: Razor on August 22, 2004, 10:46:48 PM
Razor: Come 'ere, bonesy! *Chases Red Giant*
RG: Ne'er! Don'ttripoverthecorpseofEricIdle!
Razor: Wha - *thud*
Eric: A little help, please? And I mean with my career!
Razor: Quiet you! *throws corpse out window* Now come back here Red!
Post by: Weregnome on August 23, 2004, 08:10:56 AM
WG: Now prepapre to be squashed!
Razor: Oh no! Not like 84!
R G: Ummm.... 84?
Razor: Long story....
Post by: Razor on August 24, 2004, 06:38:54 AM
Razor: w00t!!!!
Razor gets splattered by Weregnomes Piko Hammer.
WG: Rasmus is good, Linkin Park is better.
*Keep feeling fascination plays*
WG: Razor... did you mess with my Cds...?
Razor: *tries to get up* erm, maybe...
*chase scene from scooby doo*
Post by: Weregnome on August 24, 2004, 07:11:54 AM
WG: U seen Razor?
Red: Nope. Sorry.
WG opens another and drace appears.
WG: U seen Razor?
Drace: Sorry.
WG opens another door. Razor appears.
WG: U seen razor?
Razor: Nope. Try the fifth one.
WG: Thanks m8!
Post by: chaoticparadox60659 on August 24, 2004, 01:02:55 PM
RG: *Whistles* *Does Mannerism*
Mose: Gaaah! No.. More... Mannerisms... I Shall Kill The First Person Who Does A Mannerism!
*Dead Silence*
*Midget # 5401 Does Something That Looks Suspiciously Like A Mannersim*
Moose: DOOM!!! *Hurls Atomic Flame Wad At Miget #5401*
*Pub Goes Up In Flames*
*Razor Materializes*
Razor: Nooo!!! My Pub!
Moose: Come, Number Two. My Work Here Is Done.
*Number 2 And Moose Leave*
Post by: chaoticparadox60659 on August 24, 2004, 09:32:14 PM
*Everyone Looks Up To See Mr. Mister Standing Behind Him With A MAgnum.*
Goodbye, Charas... It Was Great.
Post by: WarxePB on August 24, 2004, 09:40:20 PM
*summons Warxe's Gang*
*Begin Warxe's Gang and CP battle*
Warxe uses Shika Slash
CP takes 500000 damage
Cloak uses Shadow Flare
CP takes 999999 damage
Seph uses Sever
CP falls!
Zero uses Revive
CP gets up
Odin uses Zantetsuken
CP is decapitated
Drake uses Hadouken
CP's head takes 25000 damage
Rasshou uses Fireform
CP's head takes 10 million damage
Shado uses Gaeasurge
*5 minutes later*
Warxe: Well, I think we took care of him...
*All that's left of CP is a capital C*
*Warxe's Gang dematerializes*
Post by: Red Giant on August 24, 2004, 09:48:00 PM
*Red blasts with double garret*
*O'brien goes insane and tears up CP's chest*
*White trips over and dies*
*Kix Pummels CP matrix-stylee*
*Nic feasts on innards*
*White gets up again and hits head on bar*
*Tok does the "Crab Dance"*
*Ripper Body slams*
Post by: GhostClown on August 25, 2004, 12:14:34 AM
Post by: Razor on August 25, 2004, 12:21:32 AM
Post by: GhostClown on August 25, 2004, 12:23:50 AM
Post by: Razor on August 25, 2004, 12:26:01 AM
GC: Heheheh, yeess?
Razor: Get the hell outta my bar!
*throws GC out the window*
Razor: How the hell did you get those much more posts! You can't have more than me!
Post by: GhostClown on August 25, 2004, 12:28:12 AM
Post by: Razor on August 25, 2004, 12:29:26 AM
*electric spark kills drunkard*
Post by: GhostClown on August 25, 2004, 12:31:58 AM
Post by: Razor on August 25, 2004, 12:35:34 AM
Post by: GhostClown on August 25, 2004, 01:31:30 AM
Post by: Drace on August 25, 2004, 05:21:42 AM
Dracula: What a waist of this yummy blood!!
Drace: Ah, Shut up
*Graps holy water and spills it over dracula*
Post by: Weregnome on August 25, 2004, 08:19:22 AM
WG: Hey Razor!
Razor: What I'm busy here!
WG:... ok I'll just get myself a drink.
*lifts keg and runs off*
Post by: Razor on August 25, 2004, 11:54:48 PM
WG: Nihihihahaha!
Razor: Lift with your legs!
WG: Nah screw it I got insurance.
>CRACK<
WG: Ahhh My back!
Razor: Naah! *pours self a beer*
Post by: Weregnome on August 26, 2004, 12:29:31 AM
Razor: Good.
Drace appears.
Drace: Damnit.. he's ok.
Drace hits WG with a mallet.
WG: Now... I'm... not...
Post by: Red Giant on August 26, 2004, 12:57:34 AM
WG: thanks m8.
Red: *Lifts WG and pushes him in front of an oncoming lorry.
Red: Hey, come to think of it, why is there a motorway running through the bar?
Razor: I got payed $30,000 for it's installation, it makes my customer haul higher and it helps kill unwanted drunkards. There are no downsides!
Random car driver guy: Up yours furry loser!
Another guy: *Moons*
Post by: Cyber Ninja on August 26, 2004, 01:27:11 AM
Post by: Red Giant on August 26, 2004, 02:36:05 AM
Fiat Guy: You have BO!
Rolls guy: **** you razor!
Razor: ok, how did he know my name?
Red: are you accusing me of putting up a sign that says "Insult Razor" with a picture of you in front of the bar?
Razor: Um-
Red: GET OFFA MY BACK!!!
Post by: Osmose on August 26, 2004, 02:37:53 AM
Post by: Red Giant on August 26, 2004, 02:54:06 AM
*Moose gets splattered*
*Red puts up a sign that says "Caution - Moose. 1 collisions"*
Post by: Razor on August 26, 2004, 06:13:57 AM
Razor: Hey! A sign! Hmm... cross this out, write this here... *sticks sign back on*
Fat Trucky: Woo you rock!
Fatter Trucky: Power to you man!
Obese Trucky: All my base are belong to you!
Razor: Yay!
*sign says [STRIKE]Insult[/STRIKE] compliment Razor*
Post by: Razor on September 04, 2004, 06:39:50 AM
Razor: Noo! You can't do that!
Evil guy: Oh yes I can.
Razor: Never! *throws Evil guy to the tigers*
Weregnome: Where'd you get tigers?
Razor: Hire-a-tiger.
Weregnome: Tigers are soo cooool! Come here kitty kitty!
Razor: No, don't go over there! They're man eaters! They'll...
Tiger: *purrs*
Weregnome: ^_^
Razor: *crash*
Voice of Reason: Of course, any cat that can roar can't purr, and any cat that can purr can't roar.
Razor: Shut up! *throws VOR to the tigers*
Post by: Red Giant on September 04, 2004, 06:56:01 AM
Post by: Razor on September 04, 2004, 06:57:12 AM
Red: Jokes on you, I'm already dead!
Post by: Red Giant on September 04, 2004, 07:26:22 AM
Post by: Razor on September 04, 2004, 08:04:35 AM
WG: NOOOOOO!!!! *spear tackles Razor*
Razor: Oof! *Thud*
Post by: Red Giant on September 04, 2004, 08:42:18 AM
Post by: Razor on September 04, 2004, 08:44:04 AM
Post by: Red Giant on September 04, 2004, 08:48:08 AM
Post by: Razor on September 07, 2004, 07:14:22 AM
BGB1: OI!!
BGB2: WHO'S BEEN SUMMONING US THEN?
BGB3: Bargle!
*Razor points to Red Giant*
RG: O_o
Razor: Why did you just say O underscore o ?
RG: It makes a lot more sense on the computer.
Razor: I see...
Post by: Red Giant on September 17, 2004, 09:51:25 PM
C'mon people, ridicule the lupine.
Post by: Razor on September 21, 2004, 05:04:23 AM
Post by: Red Giant on September 21, 2004, 05:10:17 AM
Post by: Razor on September 21, 2004, 05:13:58 AM
Post by: Conan Edigawa on September 21, 2004, 05:14:41 AM
Razor: dont you see there is danger all around!!
Jimmy: huh? oh you mean the tigers? nah been there done that
now can i have a beer?
Post by: Osmose on September 21, 2004, 10:06:45 AM
Post by: Red Giant on September 21, 2004, 12:05:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Osmose
Moose: *yawn* Dude, fill up my soda, it's getting low.*Falls asleep again*
U DEAD NOW DIE NOW PLEASE NOW
Post by: Drace on September 21, 2004, 02:36:12 PM
Drace: I think it's broke.
Razor: What did ya do!?
Drace: I only pushed some assisin in it, what drowned.
Razor: You are gonna pay for the damage.
Drace: Ok but give me my beer now!!!
Post by: Osmose on September 21, 2004, 02:43:47 PM
Post by: Red Giant on September 21, 2004, 03:49:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Osmose
Moose: Who killed me? *yawn*
Stop pretending you're not interested. *Kills moose*
Post by: SaiKar on September 21, 2004, 04:43:49 PM
This bar is in violatation of the Charas Forum Gaming Quality Act. Specifially, this thread contains too many mannerisms, too many midgets, and one Sephiroth. The bar is condemned and you are all under arrest.
*army of semi-skilled police goons rush in to apprehend bar patrons*
Post by: Red Giant on September 21, 2004, 04:45:57 PM
Red: Ha! Now they have no skills!
No-skills semi-officer: Duhh....
EDIT: Wait... Or would they have a quarter skills?
Post by: WarxePB on September 21, 2004, 05:41:49 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SaiKar
This bar is in violatation of the Charas Forum Gaming Quality Act. Specifially, this thread contains too many mannerisms, too many midgets, and one Sephiroth. The bar is condemned and you are all under arrest.
*Seph walks in*
Seph: Under arrest? You'll have to catch me first...
*starts running, but trips and falls*
Police goon: *cuffs Seph* Take him to the station, boys!
*Zero gets up from behind the bar* Condemmed? That means no more beer... *stumbles around in a drunken rage* No one takes my beer!
Post by: Osmose on September 21, 2004, 08:00:24 PM
SIDENOTE - Moose is very sleepy for no reason whatsoever.
Post by: linkline91 on September 21, 2004, 08:07:08 PM
Post by: Red Giant on September 21, 2004, 08:09:28 PM
Post by: Razor on September 21, 2004, 10:43:19 PM
Razor: Screw this, I'm getting pissed. *starts drinking*
Post by: Cyber Ninja on September 21, 2004, 11:12:32 PM
Razor: we dont wount your kind here
Cyber Ninja: What, its because im a ninja!!!!
Red Giant: u need a bud ninja *gives a bud*
Cyber Ninja: u no, tis is not a bad place after all............. u need a dvd player
Post by: The Great Goddess Atma on September 21, 2004, 11:19:23 PM
*Her name is Goddess Atma Joketsu, wanderer and eternal savior of all things creted, as appointed by the three holy women who created the universe*
ATMA: OY! What a battle! *Sits down at bar* Can I get some wine here?
Post by: Red Giant on September 21, 2004, 11:22:29 PM
Post by: The Great Goddess Atma on September 21, 2004, 11:25:52 PM
ATMA: Well, I drank a lot of wine in my home village. It was cleaner than a lot of the things there. We were a poor shrine keeper's town. So I'm just so used to dirnking wine that's usually all I'm seen drinking. Maybe I'll have some sweet rum instead.
Post by: Cyber Ninja on September 21, 2004, 11:33:43 PM
Post by: Drace on September 22, 2004, 05:45:43 AM
Post by: WarxePB on September 22, 2004, 12:34:32 PM
Xios: Listen up, mortals! I am your god! Worship me!
*silence*
Xios: Okay, Warxe. You owe me 5 bucks!
Warxe: But I don't have 5 bucks...
Xios: Then why did you bet me 5 bucks?
Warxe: Because I needed 5 bucks...
*Xios draws sword*
I'm giving you 1 minute to run. 60...59...1!
*Warxe runs off. Xios goes up to the bar.*
Xios: I'll have a Bud or something.
Razor: Okay.
*Xios turns to Atma*
Xios: Hey, beautiful.
Atma: *shrieks*
Xios: Oh... Well... uh... *goes into the back room*
Post by: Drace on September 22, 2004, 01:10:38 PM
Razor: Nope!
*2 guys from Phoenix comes walking in*
Guy1: Boss we need your help.
Drace: Use the manual I'm on a break.
Guy2: You've been here for 5 weeks.
Drace: Well I'm the boss and when I say join in the party and let the computers run the business you do so, OK.
Guy1&2: No problem.
Drace: Free beer for all.
Post by: Osmose on September 22, 2004, 02:49:09 PM
*Moose gets drunk and stumbles around, not himself*
*Turns to atma* One tule - kill while they aren't killing you. *slaps atma and runs away*
Post by: Darkfox on September 22, 2004, 03:03:04 PM
Shin: ... *the table the bottle sat on suddenly falls apart into slices as well* ... *sombody stares, Shin looks over at him and the man runs but is hit on the head by a light that mysterously falls from the wall, Shin sits down at a chair by the destroyed table*
Post by: Red Giant on September 22, 2004, 03:38:48 PM
Post by: Darkfox on September 22, 2004, 05:24:53 PM
Post by: WarxePB on September 22, 2004, 05:34:56 PM
Xios: A Shin? In the pub?
Shin: Yes...
Xios: ANIMATION! *Red appears in front of Xios*
Red: Huh?
Xios: Well... you'll have to do. Go forth and kill him, my mindless undead minion!
Red: Huh?
Xios: Screw it... Warxe, come over here.
*Warxe gets up*
Moose: But I just killed him...
Warxe: No one can kill me!
Xios: Warxe, go and kill him.
Warxe: Okay.
*approaches Shin*
Shin: What do you want...
Warxe: DIE! *punches Shin*
Shin: What was that? *Warxe flies toward the wall*
Post by: Darkfox on September 22, 2004, 05:40:17 PM
Post by: Red Giant on September 22, 2004, 05:50:26 PM
Post by: Drace on September 22, 2004, 06:40:06 PM
Drace: What about getting rid off the drunk ones so the others can get some more beer.
Razor: Why?
Drace: Drunks don't buy beer, others do, buying beer equals money.
Razor: What?
Drace: Money means more beer.
*Razor throws all drunks out including Red and Osmose*
Razor: Ok, Custumors get here!
Post by: Osmose on September 22, 2004, 08:02:07 PM
*Cops come in*
Cop: Grab em.
Moose: Nooooooo.... okay....
Post by: The Great Goddess Atma on September 22, 2004, 11:57:50 PM
Post by: Red Giant on September 23, 2004, 12:01:15 AM
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Post by: WarxePB on September 23, 2004, 08:41:31 PM
Warxe: EVERYONE EVACUATE THE PUB!!!!!!
*silence*
Warxe: No, I'm serious! The pub's gonna get destroyed!
*explosions outside*
Red: *looks outside, sees giant floating fortress* ...
Razor: Not this again...
Atma: That's not a real floating fortress... *chucks beer bottle at floating fortress, and it collapses*
Red: It's a cardboard cutout....
Seph: *pedalling a bike with propellors* Uh... *grabs nuke and throws it at pub* Feel the wrath of the TOW!
Warxe: Hey... That's cardboard too!
Seph: Okay, FINE! I'm running on an aspiring-badguy budget here! I can't afford nukes and a floating fortress!
Warxe: You have one in Rendersae.
Seph: What's Rendersae?
Warxe: *sighs* Nevermind... I summon thee, the fallen angelic mercenary! Come forth, Kratos!
*a guy with spiky red hair and black-purple clothing appears*
Kratos: Hmm? What am I doing here?
Warxe: *points to Seph* That guy is... uh...
Kratos: He is what?
Warxe: A guy bent on ruling the world!
Kratos: And I care... why?
Warxe: *sighs* I give up. *goes into pub*
Kratos: *goes into pub*
Seph: *pedals away*
Post by: Red Giant on September 23, 2004, 09:07:25 PM
Rule 2: Um
Rule 3: Razor must die
Rule 4: Beer must no longer cost mroe than 50p.
Rule 5: What you say?
Rule 6: BRAINMUSH
Rule 7: See rule 3.
Post by: WarxePB on September 23, 2004, 09:13:24 PM
Kratos: You don't even know what that word means.
Warxe: ...Shut up...
Red: Ha! I win!
Warxe: *mutters* Stupid skeletons and their stupid rules...
Post by: Red Giant on September 23, 2004, 09:20:08 PM
Post by: Razor on September 23, 2004, 10:04:17 PM
Red: Hoi!
Razor: I don't think I approve of number 3.
Red: Why not? It's a perfectly calm wall.
Razor: Wall?
Red: I said rule.
Razor: No you di- *gets hit over the head by glass bottle*
Red: Yahaha! Beer for me!
Post by: Bart_Fatima on September 23, 2004, 10:05:31 PM
Bart:...
Post by: Razor on September 23, 2004, 10:08:32 PM
Post by: Red Giant on September 23, 2004, 10:12:06 PM
Post by: Razor on September 23, 2004, 10:20:14 PM
Razor: hehehe *poster says:
_____Razor
rule 3:[STRIKE]Razor[/STRIKE] must die
Razor: D'oh! wait a minute... *starts editing again*
poster:
_____Razor
_____[STRIKE]Razor[/STRIKE]
rule 3:[STRIKE]Razor[/STRIKE] must die
Razor: D'oh! Ahh, nuts to this. *crumples up poster and throws it on the street*
Red: Rell?
Razor: Don't you mean w - ... never mind. No. I don't like numbre 7 either.
Post by: Bart_Fatima on September 23, 2004, 10:23:26 PM
Bart: BWAAHAHAHAHA I am the Pirate *hic* king!
no one can *hic* match my aw- *hic* some...
*bart passes out*
Post by: Red Giant on September 23, 2004, 10:55:35 PM
Post by: Darkfox on September 24, 2004, 02:51:46 PM
Post by: WarxePB on September 24, 2004, 03:30:04 PM
Warxe: Pretty much, yeah.
Kratos: In that case, give me a beer. *gives 200 Gald to Red*
Red: What's this?
Kratos: Money.
Red: Oh, okay. *walks away*
Kratos: *draws sword and points it at Red* I want my beer.
Warxe: You realize you're pointing it at a skeleton.
Kratos: ... *points it at Warxe* Give me a beer.
Warxe: *grabs beer* There. Happy?
***
Kratos: *drunk* ...so I tell him that you can't oppose fate!
Warxe: Oookay...
Kratos: Gimme another beer!
Warxe: You've already had 30.
Kratos: GIMME ANOTHER ONE! *swings sword wildly*
Warxe: *summons hammer, and knocks Kratos out* Well, that'll take care of him for awhile... *walks out*
Red: Eh hem...
Warxe: Uh, yeah, there's some money in Kratos' pockets. Go ahead and take that.
Post by: charaman on September 24, 2004, 04:59:49 PM
Razor: HEY! I THOUGHT WE KILLED YOU LIKE TEN TIMES IN THE FIRST PUB RP!
Charaman:...
Razor: GET HIM
*everyone jumps on Charaman*
Post by: Xen on September 24, 2004, 06:24:03 PM
Post by: Darkfox on September 24, 2004, 07:23:00 PM
*Lightwolf enters*
Lightwolf: Actually *points at Red* this guy IS dead!
Post by: Xen on September 24, 2004, 07:37:31 PM
Xen:Good one Lightwolf.....
Post by: WarxePB on September 24, 2004, 07:42:00 PM
Lightwolf: Oookay...
Warxe: Indeed. *steals Kratos' sword* Steals? I just took it... I'll return it later...
Narrator: No. I said you stole it, so you stole it.
Warxe: *kills Narrator with stolen sword* I didn't steal it! *puts on sombrero and starts dancing* Hey!
Narrator: That's what you get... for messing with me!
Post by: Xen on September 24, 2004, 07:44:59 PM
Post by: Darkfox on September 24, 2004, 07:45:51 PM
Post by: Xen on September 24, 2004, 07:47:55 PM
Xen:Noooooooo!!! Don't do it!!!
Wasabe's voice: Why not?
Xen:I dunno.... I've just always wanted to say that!
Post by: Darkfox on September 24, 2004, 07:51:27 PM
Wasabe: Who did that? *shrugs* Ok... um... so... uh... then... a pink hippo walked in! *a pink hippo walks in*
Post by: WarxePB on September 24, 2004, 07:51:28 PM
Narrator: I am all powerful!! *evil laugh*
Post by: Darkfox on September 24, 2004, 07:54:05 PM
Post by: WarxePB on September 24, 2004, 07:57:35 PM
Narrator: Do not try and fool a god! *looks on back, and sees spider* Oh...
Red: I am not affected by your powers of narration! *falls apart* *comes back together* *smacks Narrator*
Narrator: *dies*
Post by: Darkfox on September 24, 2004, 07:58:47 PM
Post by: charaman on September 24, 2004, 09:38:55 PM
Charaman: MMMM! turkey!
Turkey: NOOO DON'T!
Post by: Darkfox on September 24, 2004, 09:55:09 PM
Wasabe: Being narrator is not so fun, *jumps out of the narrator box and takes female form* now what was I going to do again...?
Post by: Bart_Fatima on September 25, 2004, 01:59:49 AM
Bart: *blah blah blah blah blah HAHAHAHAHHA blah blah blah*
Post by: Xen on September 25, 2004, 11:53:45 AM
Xen:Blah blah blah Heh heh ho ho ho blah blah.....
*After talking about nothing with Bart, Xen strolls gracefully over to the bar. He sits down and faces the Razor, who is behind the bar.*
Xen:Milk please....
*Razor slides glass of cold milk to Xen*
Razor: Here ya go! Milk's perfect for a schoolboy I'd say!
*Suddenly, the whole room silences, with everyone staring a Xen like he was some mysterious 15 year old person with a strange name ordering milk from a bar*
Xen: What?
Post by: Xen on September 25, 2004, 04:09:22 PM
*Everyone goes back to what they were doing and the pub fills with noise once more. Xen drinks his milk and goes to stand up but realizes he has been superglued to the seat*
Xen:Hmm....
Post by: Drace on September 25, 2004, 08:10:59 PM
Red: No
*A bunch of hippies walk inside*
Hippy1: Yo dudes.
Drace: *Drunk* Damm hippies, GET OUT!!
Hippy2: Relax dude.
Drace: *Drunk* I said GET OUT!!
Red: I think drace hates hippies.
Xen: You think so?
Red: Yep.
Xen: *continues drinking milk*
Razor: Drace take it easy, there custumors.
Drace: *Drunk* There hippies, they love flowers and bright colors.
ALL: So?
Drace: *Drunk* They smoke pot and drive vans painted with bright colored flowers.
ALL: So?
Drace: *Drunk* They don't have jobs cause they spend there money on pot?
*All quiet*
Razor: No money means no beer been bought.
Red: No beer means no party.
Bart: No party means no fun.
Charaman: No fun means no org....*everyone starts looking at Charaman* what, i was just gonna say no orgel.
Guy from Phoenix1: Umm, Sir Drace, it's time to shout ATTACK!
Drace: Oh, Ok.
Drace: ATTACK!!!!!!
*Everyone starts to attack the hippies*
Hippy3: Peace? *Grabs machinegun* Stay back.
Drace: DIE, shoots hippy3 in the head.
Hippy3: That hurts :(.
Post by: Xen on September 25, 2004, 09:07:21 PM
*Xen cannot get up because the superglue is way too powerful. Xen faces Razor*
Xen:Another milk Razor.
*Razor slides glass of cold milk to Xen*
Razor:Here ya g....
*Xen interrupts Razor*
Xen:Quit it!
Post by: Weregnome on September 26, 2004, 04:14:19 AM
WG: Hmmmmm.... kegs.... *drooling sound*
Post by: Razor on September 26, 2004, 10:31:37 AM
WG: Oh no! Not a broom! *runs*
Razor: Stay away from the beer until you get a job!
Broom: Release me.
Razor: Ahh! *drops broom*
Razor: *notices lightwolf and sits at the table he's at*
LW: ...
Razor: *staring*
LW: ...
Razor: *smiling moronily*
LW: ...
Razor: *grinning moronily*
LW: I don't like you.
Razor: *backs away slowly* *into weregnome* *wipes brow* I think that went well.
WG: *drinking out of the tap*
Razor: Hey! What did I say! Where's that broom?!
Post by: Xen on September 26, 2004, 12:37:59 PM
Xen: I'm free, I'm free!!!
*Xen crashes through the floor and gets himself in a very arkward position*
Xen:Crap.... Help!!!! Please, HELP!!!!
*WG tries to help Xen but falls in, getting them both stuck*
Post by: Darkfox on September 26, 2004, 08:27:35 PM
Lightwolf: Can't believe I overlooked look my lovely.
Wasabe: Say wha...?
Lightwolf: You know, your shape shifting is quite an attractive quality to me... *goes to kiss Wasabe*
Wasabe: *anime style veins* Oh now I remember you! *slaps Lightwolf sending him through the back wall* hmph...
Lightwolf: *big swirling eyes* Ah... that could have gone better...
Post by: Red Giant on September 26, 2004, 09:43:16 PM
*ponders*
Stupid Canine
Razor: LUPINE!!!!
Red: Whatever. Cannis. (I learnded that today :D HEEEE)
*A zombie walks in*
*Zombie and red look at each other*
Zombie: AAAAAH!!! A SKELETON!!!
Red: AAAAAH!!! A ZOMBIE!!!
Zombie: There's a zombie too?!?!
Red: Yah!!
Zombie: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! *Runs from pub*
Red: Hey man, did you see that zombie?
Post by: Darkfox on September 26, 2004, 09:51:36 PM
Scooby: Rah, a rellington!
*Both run*
*Lightwolf gets up*
Lightwolf: Say what?
Wasabe: Oh great, he's up again... *Flies up on a chandalier*
Post by: Razor on September 26, 2004, 10:31:50 PM
Rule 1: No skeletons
Rule 2: No decomposing people
Rule 3: No undead
Rule 4: No Red Giant
Rule 5: Domo Arigato Mr Roboto
Rule 6: No horses
Rule 7: No skeletons
Razor: You do you like it? *waves list around*
*Mr Horse walks up* Hmmm.... No sir, I don't like it.
Razor: Eh?
Red: I agree with that guy.
*freak windstorm blows list away*
Razor: I knew I shouldn't have built this Pub in Florida.
*Everyone in the bar stops talking and drinking*
Everyone: WE'RE IN FLORIDA?!?
Razor: Uh, No, we, um, I said, er, Flooryder. Yeah. that's where we are.
*Everyone resumes, relieved*
*Tommy Vercetti walks in*
TV: Can I get something to drink here?
Razor: No I *looks at minigun* free drinks for you!
*Tommy walks over there*
Red: Why'd you let him have free drinks? Why can't I have free drinks? I want free drinks.
Weregnome: *watching Tommy*
TV: What are you doing?
Weregnome: You have the same initials as TV, so I'm watching you.
Razor: Because you always take a man with a minigun
*multiple shotgun blasts are heard*
And a shotgun seriously.
Red: I'm gonna get me a minigun then. Then I can have free drinks!
Razor: Red, Red, Red. Even with a nuke *not made of cardboard* I still wouldn't take you seriously.
Red: Good to hear.... *Razor goes back behind the bar*
Red: Wait a minute! That's not good at all! He lied to me through song! I hate when people do that!
Razor: I wasn't singing....
Post by: Darkfox on September 26, 2004, 10:39:53 PM
Post by: Razor on September 26, 2004, 10:44:39 PM
Post by: Darkfox on September 26, 2004, 10:51:42 PM
Post by: WarxePB on September 26, 2004, 11:04:24 PM
TV: What do you want? *shoots Warxe* *Warxe gets up*
TV: Huh?
Warxe: Go ahead. Shoot me again.
TV: *shoots Warxe* *Warxe gets up again*
Warxe: Fwa ha ha ha!!!
TV: *shoots Warxe multiple times* *Warxe gets up*
TV: AHHHHHH! *runs out of bar screaming*
Warxe: Okay, can I get a towel or something?
Red: Huh? *looks at multiple bulletholes in Warxe*
Razor: I wonder... WG, hold Warxe down for me.
WG: *too drunk to care*
Razor: Okay, then. Red, come over here. What we need to do is *whispers in Red's ear*
Red: I don't have ears.
Razor: *scribbles on a piece of paper and hands it to Red*
Red: I can't read.
Razor: Dammit... Just hold him down.
Red: *holds Warxe down*
Razor: *opens Warxe's mouth and pours beer into it*
Warxe: What are you doing? *beer leaks out of bullet holes*
Razor: It can be our new tourist attraction! Warxe, the amazing human sieve!
Warxe: I'm not human.
Razor: Quiet. *pins Warxe to a wall*
Post by: Razor on September 26, 2004, 11:13:27 PM
Guy: Hey my beer!
Razor: *attempts to crush it longwise but fails. then he puts it on ground and jumps on it, slipping on beer and falling over backwards. he gets up and holds somewhat crushed beer can and -puts it infront of LW* No.
Post by: SaiKar on September 26, 2004, 11:29:47 PM
*Sai'Kar comes back in*
Sai'Kar: I HAVE DONE IT! FWA HA HA!
Warxe: Done what?
Sai'Kar: I have acomplished my lifelong dream! Using antigravity technology, I have finally created a... FLYING BAR!
Razor: *looks out window* Yep, she's right. We are up in the air now.
Red: Why the heck was it your lifelong dream to create a flying bar?!
Sai'Kar: Ah... well... you know, it is just one of those things.
Post by: Darkfox on September 26, 2004, 11:30:54 PM
Lightwolf: Hmmmm?
Post by: Razor on September 26, 2004, 11:33:14 PM
*after that fails, he rips each individual page out*
Razor: Hahaha, yeah!
Post by: WarxePB on September 26, 2004, 11:36:07 PM
Sai: No, not really.
Red: Who said that?
*Razor sticks a sign saying "The Amazing Human Sieve" beside Warxe*
Warxe: *Sigh*
Post by: Darkfox on September 26, 2004, 11:40:30 PM
Darkfox: Why is this bar flying, and more importantly... how did you become pinned to the wall? By the way, does that hurt?
Post by: Razor on September 26, 2004, 11:45:03 PM
Post by: WarxePB on September 26, 2004, 11:47:28 PM
DF: Indeed... *walks away*
Warxe: Hey! Aren't you going to help me?
DF: No.
Warxe: Okay, fine... *thinks* I summon thee, Cloak!
Sai: What about the incantation?
Warxe: I've given up on incantations. *Cloak walks in*
Cloak: Hmm, I don't recall this place floating...
Warxe: Cloak! Help me!
Cloak: Human Sieve? *buys beer from Razor and forces Warxe to drink it* *beer flows out of bullet holes* Cool!
Warxe: Come on, get me down from here...
Cloak: You know what? I don't think I will. *sits at bar*
Post by: Darkfox on September 26, 2004, 11:56:54 PM
Darkfox 1: Huh? What are you doing here?
Darkfox 2: I was going to ask the same thing imposter! You don't even wear the crest!
Darkfox 1: Curses! You have found me out! For I am Darkstar the Galactic Pirate! Take this! *throws punch but gets flung away out another side of the bar*
Darkstar blasting off agaaaaaain!
Real Darkfox: *sees Warxe* I shall avenge your death!
Warxe: But I'm not...
Darkfox: Die machine of evil! *destroyes the antigravity device with spirit saber, the bar begins to fall* ...ooopsie...
Post by: Razor on September 27, 2004, 12:00:48 AM
Razor: Ok everyone!!! We are approaching the earth at about 500mph, and when we land we will hit the floor with that much speed! Blame Darkfox!
Byreadingthistextyouallowmetouseyourcharacterforthispost.
Darkfox: It was a accident... it was his fault! *points to Weregnome who is in explicably still on the floor, drinking beer at a table.
Weregnome: Gah?
Post by: WarxePB on September 27, 2004, 12:07:08 AM
Razor: Why are we going up?
Red: Something about a giant trampoline...
Post by: Darkfox on September 27, 2004, 12:13:05 AM
Lightwolf: I think I'm going to be sick...
Post by: Razor on September 27, 2004, 12:15:51 AM
People: Booo!!
Warxe: it was his fault! *points to weregnome, who is still normal*
Weregnome: Bah?
*bar reaches point before going down again*
Razor: Sweet we are floating in mid air! This is cool!
Weregnome: Aww I wanna join in.
*cash register floats precariously close to bar exit*
Razor: My money! *swims to the cash register but misses.... and falls out side the bar*
Razor: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...
Red: Will we ever see him again?
DF: Well, since this bar is alot heavier than him, we should bipass him soon.
*everyone gets stuck to roof again*
Red: Oh, there he goes.
Razor: Hi guys!
Post by: WarxePB on September 27, 2004, 12:19:53 AM
Red: Nah.
Cloak: I've always wanted to skydive... *jumps out of pub*
Warxe: ...
Sai: It's the trampoline! *pub hits trampoline and goes up again*
Post by: SaiKar on September 27, 2004, 12:26:50 AM
Warxe: Hey! Lemme down and maybe I can fix the antigrav thing.
Sai'Kar: Sure. *gets him down*
Warxe: ... nope, cannot fix it. Seeya! *dives out the door*
Sai'Kar: ...
Post by: WarxePB on September 27, 2004, 12:29:00 AM
Kratos: He missed the trampoline.
Sai: Huh? Why are you here?
Kratos: I've been asking myself that question for about a week...
Razor: HELLOOOOOooooo... *fades out*
Post by: Razor on September 27, 2004, 12:43:52 AM
Kratos: ?
Razor: haha! You -
Kratos: I wish he would stop gonig up and down.
Razor: can't leave my
Kratos: Its starting to make me ill.
Razor: bar! It won't
Kratos: Maybe I should get more beer.
Razor: let you! Whaha
Kratos: At least its free.
Razor: No! Stay away fr
*Kratos goes to beer*
Razor: om that! Nooo!!!
Post by: WarxePB on September 27, 2004, 01:02:22 AM
Sai: What happen?
Red: Someone set us up the bomb.
WG: We get signal.
Sai: What?
WG: Main screen turn on.
*screen lowers from ceiling*
Sai: It's you!
Razor: How are you gentlemen!!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
Sai: What you say?
Razor: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha ha ha ha...
WG: Captain!
Sai: Take off every 'ZIG'
Move 'ZIG'...
for great justice.
Kratos: What are you talking about?
Sai: Good question... *everyone goes back to doing random things*
Post by: Razor on September 27, 2004, 01:12:17 AM
Razor: quickly! seal all gaps! *gets selleys no more gaps to the doors and windows*
Warxe: Why?
Razor: We bounced off the trampoline funny. We're heading for the sea!
*Bar goes under*
WG: Won't we suffocate though?
Razor: ...
Warxe: Nah, we'll drown *points to water coming through anyway*
Post by: Darkfox on September 27, 2004, 01:25:20 AM
Post by: Razor on September 27, 2004, 01:31:03 AM
*water up to ankles*
*BUT HE'S STANDING ON HIS HEAD!!! not really*
Post by: SaiKar on September 27, 2004, 01:31:59 AM
Darkfox: Your lesson bores me. Get on with it.
Sai'Kar: Right. Basically, All of All island is off the coast of the main continent of Actually Get Stuff Done. We, by luck, are plumetting towards the continent side, so I suppose it would be proper to call this a sea rather then an ocean, as it is much shallower.
*she pauses for a moment*
Sai'Kar: It is still a few hundred feet deep though, so maybe we should get out of here.
Post by: Darkfox on September 27, 2004, 01:41:49 AM
Darkfox: So true
Lightwolf: ... ... ... ahem, but if we are like a hundred feet deep, how will we hold our breath that long?
Darkfox: Hmmmmmmm....
Post by: Razor on September 27, 2004, 01:44:23 AM
*blood starts dripping out of Razor's nose and ears*
Razor: Uhoh... we're in trouble here! And we're still sinking lower and lower...
Post by: WarxePB on September 27, 2004, 01:48:41 AM
Razor: Really?
Warxe: Not really. But I'll think of one in awhile...
Sai: How about you summon some kind of giant crane to pull us out of the ocean?
Warxe: That works. *summons giant crane*
Razor: Uh, Warxe?
Warxe: Yes?
Razor: It doesn't do us a lot of good underwater.
Warxe: You're right. *summons a really big whale*
Red: A whale?
Warxe: Just watch. *Pub gets eaten by whale*
Post by: SaiKar on September 27, 2004, 01:51:13 AM
Sai'Kar: What the... this is no whale. It is actually a secret base lead by crazed militants!
Crazed militants: HUH?! We have been discovered! Attack!
Post by: Razor on September 27, 2004, 01:54:38 AM
Sai: I wish people would stop ripping that off.
*guns ablaze, Razor grabs a chair and throws it to some more guys, it explodes killing them*
Darkfox: That just doesn't make sense.
*Razor grabs warxe and throws him, exploding and killing some other guys*
Sai: Riiight.
Post by: Darkfox on September 27, 2004, 01:55:49 AM
Levinna: Uncle Leviathan's busy, now whats the problem.
Lightwolf: Hello nurse!
Wakko: Thats our line! *hits Lightwolf with a mallet*
Post by: WarxePB on September 27, 2004, 02:02:55 AM
Warxe: Hmm... *surrounded by enemies* Hey, look, a distraction! *militants all look in the opposite direction* *Warxe jumps over militants*
Razor: Right...
Warxe: *explodes, killing a large number of them*
Post by: Razor on September 27, 2004, 02:05:35 AM
*baha men appear*
Bahamen: Who let the -
Razor: Shut up! Go home.
Bahamen: You have to pay for our taxi.
Razor: We're over 100 feet below the sea! There is no taxi!
Bahamen: Fine. *teleport away*
Post by: Darkfox on September 27, 2004, 02:08:34 AM
Darkfox: Um... how did Bahamut turn into the Baha Men?
Levinna: I don't know but... eep! Dead bodies!
Post by: SaiKar on September 27, 2004, 02:10:24 AM
Warxe: Wow, I did not know technology like that existed. They said it was impossible to make lasers like that!
*laser vanishes in a puff of logic*
Sai'Kar: Oh geez, thanks SO MUCH Mr. Point out the Obvious!
Post by: Razor on September 27, 2004, 02:11:37 AM
*summons Bahamut*
B: Rrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwrrrr!!!!!! *fire giga flare at WG*
WG: It's like someone turned on a heatlamp.
Razor: Why is Bahamut 3 inches tall?
Post by: WarxePB on September 27, 2004, 02:16:02 AM
Well, that's useless... Random Summon! *summons Zero*
Zero: Why am I here? And why am I sober?
Warxe: That doesn't matter. *points to militants* Kill them.
Zero: Yes, master... *runs at militants, swinging Z-Saber wildly*
Sai: Wait? Why can we summon anyways? It defies physics or something... *3-inch tall Bahamut and Zero vanish in a puff of logic*
Warxe: Aw man...
Post by: Darkfox on September 27, 2004, 02:16:04 AM
Darkfox: ...oi...
Post by: WarxePB on September 27, 2004, 02:23:33 AM
Sai: Hey!
Warxe: Now, for those militants... *throws multiple grenades at militants*
Sai: You just blew some holes in the floor. *water gushes in*
Warxe: Well... You're lucky that I have a backup! To the Charas Pub!
*Batman effect*
Sai: Wait... Why are we here?
Warxe: Batman effect.
Sai: But... That defies logic. *waits for Warxe to vanish*
Warxe: Fwah ha ha! I stole that line, remember?
Sai: Blast it!
Post by: Darkfox on September 27, 2004, 02:28:12 AM
Darkfox: Well, Sai did say blast it.
Post by: WarxePB on September 27, 2004, 02:39:42 AM
Now, to the real problem. We're still underwater. Any ideas?
Sai: How about you just Batman effect us to the ground?
Warxe: That's ingenious! *Batman effects to the surface*
Post by: SaiKar on September 27, 2004, 02:41:04 AM
Warxe: No.
Darkfox: Nope.
Sai'Kar: Oh, well, me neither. I actually stole that form the Hitchhiker's Guide.
Warxe: *facevault*
Judges: Wow, good valut! We give it a 9.4!
Audience: *claps*
Sai'Kar: ...
Post by: Darkfox on September 27, 2004, 04:02:15 AM
Levinna: Wow, thats amazing!
Lightwolf: What's amazing? What did I do again? *looks at the paper* MATH!? I HATE MATH!
Darkfox: Well I'm back I suppose... oh great... here we go again, sombody plug the hole!
Post by: Drace on September 27, 2004, 05:05:23 AM
One of those ugly beast touched my bear.
Darkfox: Ok we'll send them away.
Drace: I was talking to the summons.
Post by: Darkfox on September 27, 2004, 05:11:53 AM
Wasabe: You better not be calling me ugly!
Levinna: Or me!
Darkfox: ... ... ... ... *looks around*
Wasabe: Well...?
Darkfox: What? I don't really mind, I'm sorta a summon myself, being a God Beast and all...
Post by: Razor on September 27, 2004, 10:50:19 AM
Razor: No.
*God disappears*
Darkfox: Don't forget, we're still sinking... again.
Post by: Red Giant on September 27, 2004, 12:02:57 PM
*Lifts car and throws it at Warxe, killing Razor and Sai in the explosion*
Mwahahahaha!! Take THAT militants!!!
WG: Red, that was on page fif-
Red: SILENCE!! BOTH OF YOU!! *Decapitates WG*
Mwahahahahahaha!!!
Guy: Who is that freaking loony?
Red: *sob* You had me at loony.
Guy: What?
Red: I said good day!
*walks out of pub and comes through the back door*
I'm not drunk anymore, fix it!
Post by: Xen on September 27, 2004, 02:13:45 PM
I'm still down here!!! Helloooo?
Post by: Darkfox on September 27, 2004, 03:04:16 PM
Post by: Red Giant on September 27, 2004, 03:13:45 PM
Post by: Darkfox on September 27, 2004, 03:21:26 PM
Post by: Xen on September 27, 2004, 03:23:33 PM
*Xen transforms into a massive dark dragon and flies out of the Charas Pub's roof, making yet another mess of it*
Xen:*as his voice fades into the distance*Someone should fix that!!!
Post by: Red Giant on September 27, 2004, 03:35:49 PM
Anyway, if the lawnmowers attack, we use the hidden mystery prize as a club.
Post by: Darkfox on September 27, 2004, 05:41:03 PM
Levinna: I... prefer fish.
Post by: Drace on September 27, 2004, 06:20:34 PM
3 DAYS LATER
*Drace enters the pub*
Drace: Razor, xen, darkfox, lightwolf and all the other goo custumors come.
*Takes all to a new pub*
Drace: I made a new one.
Post by: Razor on September 28, 2004, 12:19:00 AM
Drace: ?
Razor: It was my pub, MINE! ME ME ME!!!
Drace: I was just tryin to be ni-
Razor: MY PUB! MY PUB!!!
*Razor gets into a ghost uniform and summons a nuke strike*
****Warning: Nuclear Launch Detected.****
Sai: More nukes?
Drace: But I was been nice...
*BLAU-O!!!!*
*Razor by a bar for 1400 ore*
Razor: Stupid thing, you're taking forever!
****Cannot comply, building in progress.****
****Cannot comply, building in progress.****
****Cannot comply, building in progress.****
Darkfox: Stop pressing that Razor.
****Cannot comply, building in progress.****
****Cannot comply, building in progress.****
****Construction complete.****
An exact replica of the original bar (note: not the one Seth Aechi made) appears.
--------------------------------------------
Mind telling me where we are now? In the middle of the ocean, or on land, or in the air or space or WHAT?!
Post by: Red Giant on September 28, 2004, 12:22:55 AM
Post by: WarxePB on September 28, 2004, 12:27:12 AM
Kratos: No, Warxe! You must learn to control your urges!
Warxe: Yes... master... *goes into trance*
Kratos: Good boy. *grabs flamethrower and points it at Razor* Gimme some beer, or this pub's coming down.
Post by: Xen on September 28, 2004, 02:53:35 PM
Xen: WTF? I was havin' a nice drink an' then the pub went BOOM! on me! I want to talk to the o....
FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
*Xen transforms into a Dark Dragon*
Xen:RROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*Everyone turns and laughs before carrying on with whatever they were doing*
Xen:Hmm..... Maybe I should work on that.....
Post by: Drace on September 28, 2004, 05:02:51 PM
Guy from Phoenix2: Isn't he cute.
Drace: Throw him out dragons destroy bars.
Guy from Phoenix1+2: Yes sir.
*Throws the dragon out*
Xen: I would have gotten away with it if you meddling guy's from Phoenix weren't there.
Drace: Take it to Scooby Doo.
Post by: Red Giant on September 28, 2004, 05:07:30 PM
Post by: Darkfox on September 28, 2004, 07:39:33 PM
Post by: Razor on September 29, 2004, 01:51:54 AM
Post by: Red Giant on September 29, 2004, 01:54:45 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Razor: More importantly, *looks at Warxe and Red, and pulls out a pair of Magnums, (not the icecream) and holds them to their foreheads* Fork over your cash.
Since when is money used in exchange for goods and services?
Post by: Razor on September 29, 2004, 02:00:59 AM
Post by: Drace on September 29, 2004, 05:12:38 AM
Drace: Razor, this ugly dog says she is your mother.
Razor: It is my mother.
Drace: Oh, Sorry sir, eehhh ma'am
Post by: Xen on September 29, 2004, 04:56:36 PM
Xen:First things first, let's never speak of the transformation thing ever again and secondly....
Razor: Xen!! Xen!! Come over here!! I got something to tell you!
Xen:Whatever.....
*Xen strolls over to Razor*
Xen:What?
*Razor puts one of his magnums (no! not the goddam ice cream!!!) to Xen's head*
Razor:Any generous donations to give me?
Xen:*laughing nervously* Uhhh..... No?
Razor:*Getting angry* Nothing at all?
Xen:*Very nervously* Uhhh..... No.....
Can I have a gun?
Razor:Sure, behind the bar, but don't touch that rocket launcher!!! I'm saving that!
*Razor pulls the magnum away from Xen's forehead*
Xen:Cool!!! Thanks!!!
*Xen walks behind the bar and finds a tiny pistol thing. He fires it at the a wall and goes flying throgh the opposite wall*
Xen's voice*Fading into the distance* I have no regrets!
Razor: So THATS where I put that gun from Men in Black....
Post by: Red Giant on September 29, 2004, 05:03:14 PM
Post by: Darkfox on September 29, 2004, 07:06:48 PM
Post by: Razor on October 01, 2004, 12:00:22 AM
2) That would be 'The Noisy Cricket'
3) *bats Red Giant continuously in cartoon like chase* not canine! lupine! arrhh!!
Post by: Red Giant on October 01, 2004, 01:12:59 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Darkfox
Lightwolf: Hmmmm... so you have to use a material item? *points finger at a pot and a beam bursts from it blasting it and the table it was sitting on into dust*
Quit showing off *Clubs with stupid Razor*
Hey wait, if Razor's like a wolf thing, does that mean his mum's a bitch? :p Trouble brewing in red's brain.
Post by: Darkfox on October 01, 2004, 01:16:48 AM
Post by: Red Giant on October 01, 2004, 01:25:15 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Darkfox
Darkfox: You don't even want to see my mom...
Mwahahaha, I can say you're mum is a bitch and it'll be scientifically correct!
Post by: WarxePB on October 01, 2004, 02:26:31 AM
Razor: Uh oh...
Kratos: If he had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow...
Warxe: *shoots Razor* *shoots DF* *shoots Kratos* *shoots other random patrons* Wah ha ha ha!
***
...Warxe...Warxe! Wake up!
Warxe: Huh? *looks around*
Kratos: You were having some kind of dream.
Warxe: It was only a dream? Aw man...
Razor: Actually... *ghostly figure of Razor appears* It wasn't!
***
...Wake up!
Warxe: Huh?
Kratos: You were having some kind of nightmare.
Warxe: Whoa. I must've had too much beer. *gets up to walk out*
Razor: Where're you going?
Warxe: Home.
Razor: I don't think so... *points gun at Warxe's head*
Warxe: Okay, this is a dream, right?
Razor: Nope. You have to pay if you want to leave.
Warxe: Fine. *passes out*
Razor: *does mannerism*
Red: Huh? Where did that come from?
Razor: I dunno
Post by: Red Giant on October 01, 2004, 02:52:45 AM
Razor: What?!
Red: It's true! Large amounts of time will instantly flicker by so-
*Black Line*
-nd it was the best damn waffle I ever had!
Post by: Razor on October 01, 2004, 03:44:46 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Red Giant
quote: Originally posted by Darkfox
Darkfox: You don't even want to see my mom...
Mwahahaha, I can say you're mum is a bitch and it'll be scientifically correct!
No, you'd have to say his mum (but he has a mom)'s a vixen.
Better yet, just don't go there, girlfriend.
No one's mums an anything.
Plus, bÃtch is for dogs. Vixen for foxes. Wolves... we'll you'd think I would know. OR care. But I don't! Hahahahaha!!
Razor: Hoi, make me do fun stuff in the pub, you've gone completely OT!
Me: Quiet, creation! Whahahahaha!
Post by: Drace on October 01, 2004, 05:10:32 AM
Razor: :eyes: i killed you.
Drace: Naw ya did, ya killed guy from Phoenix2.
Drace: Thanx.
Razor: Huh?
Drace: I get his life ensurance.
Post by: Xen on October 01, 2004, 03:49:38 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Red Giant
Red: Oh no! Reality is compressing into a sprite comic!!
Razor: What?!
Red: It's true! Large amounts of time will instantly flicker by so-
*Black Line*
-nd it was the best damn waffle I ever had!
*Xen strolls back in the bar...again....*
Xen:Reality IS compressed into a sprite comic. It's a load of sh-
*Black Line*
-lks over to bar*
Xen: I'm gonna get another gu-
*Black Line*
-n you Xen!!! You stole my joke!!
*Red blows Xen up with a rocket launcher*
Razor:No!! I was saving that!!! Damn y-
*Black Line*
-ot one attended Xen's funeral. He really was that much hated by everyo-
*Black Line*
-lad that I killed Xen! No one steals my jokes!!! No one!!!
Razor:That's a bit harsh isn't it Red?
Post by: Darkfox on October 01, 2004, 05:44:05 PM
Quote
Mwahahaha, I can say you're mum is a bitch and it'll be scientifically correct!
*Lightwolf takes Red's head off*
Lightwolf: *imitates buzzer* Wrong! Now it's time for the penalty... *begins to walk over to a large jar of pickles*
Post by: Drace on October 01, 2004, 06:16:23 PM
ADVERTISE FOR THE STARSCAPE PUB AT http://star-scape.org.uk/forum/index.php
Razor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
NO ADVERTISING
Drace: Sorry, well it's here now, it's just across the street.
Post by: Xen on October 01, 2004, 06:53:04 PM
No, I'm not the walking dead.....
It just forever remains a mystery why I am still here in one piece afetr Red Giant blew me up!
Red's head:*fearing what's going to happen to him with the pickles* Yeah, you stole MY joke!!!!
Xen:Whatever..... It's a shame no one attended my funeral though... It...makes me sad...
Post by: Drace on October 01, 2004, 08:47:41 PM
*Drace is eating Razor’s chilli and Razor is eating Drace’s chilli*
Drace: Hey this is great.
Razor: It's a special recipe.
Drace: Ah this is really good Razor.
Razor: I'm glad you like it so much because now that you're almost finished I have something to tell you.
Drace: What??? You mean how you put pubes in your chilli???
Razor: What......???
Drace: Yes I'm afraid this isn't your chilli Razor I switched it with Xen's.
Drace: It's delicious Xen I hadn't planned on that, what I did plan on however was that my friends Darkfox and Lightwolf would betray me and warn you that the Chilli Con Carnival was a trap.
Drace: I assumed they would tell you that I had trained Red Giant's Pony to bite off your wiener.
Drace: What they didn't tell you was that Red Giant is a crazy Redneck who shoots trespassers on sight.
Drace: Knowing that you would try to do something to the Pony I warned Red Giant that violent Pony killers were in the area.
Drace: I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself for fear of having your wiener bitten off.
Drace: You would most likely send your parents.
Drace: And I'm afraid that when Red Giant spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents.
*FLASHBACK Gun cocks and shots Razor’s Father in the head and shots Razor’s Mother in the body and head FLASHBACK END*
Red Giant: Well they was trespassing and I was protecting myself....I....I have my rights.
Razor: My Mom and Dad are dead....???
Drace: I came just in time to see Red Giant giving his report to Officer Warxe.....and of course to steal the bodies.
Drace: After a night with the hacksaw I was already to put on my chilli con carnival, so that I could tell personally about your parents demise.
Drace: And of course to feed you your chilli. Do you like it.........? Do you like it Razor.......? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Razor Chilli.
Razor: *Looks in the chilli and grabs on of his mom’s fingers*
Razor: AHHH *Throws finger away and starts crying*
Drace: Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah. I made you eat your parents. Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah.
Razor: *Still crying*
Drace: Let me taste your tears.
*Goes to Razor and licks the tears off the table*
Drace: Ohhh, the tears of unfathomable sadness, mmm, yummy... yummy you guys!
Post by: Darkfox on October 02, 2004, 02:56:46 AM
Lightwolf: Btw, I don't have a mother. Never did.
Post by: Red Giant on October 02, 2004, 03:19:52 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Drace
Chilli Con Carnival in the Charas Pub
*Drace is eating Razor’s chilli and Razor is eating Drace’s chilli*
Drace: Hey this is great.
Razor: It's a special recipe.
Drace: Ah this is really good Razor.
Razor: I'm glad you like it so much because now that you're almost finished I have something to tell you.
Drace: What??? You mean how you put pubes in your chilli???
Razor: What......???
Drace: Yes I'm afraid this isn't your chilli Razor I switched it with Xen's.
Drace: It's delicious Xen I hadn't planned on that, what I did plan on however was that my friends Darkfox and Lightwolf would betray me and warn you that the Chilli Con Carnival was a trap.
Drace: I assumed they would tell you that I had trained Red Giant's Pony to bite off your wiener.
Drace: What they didn't tell you was that Red Giant is a crazy Redneck who shoots trespassers on sight.
Drace: Knowing that you would try to do something to the Pony I warned Red Giant that violent Pony killers were in the area.
Drace: I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself for fear of having your wiener bitten off.
Drace: You would most likely send your parents.
Drace: And I'm afraid that when Red Giant spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents.
*FLASHBACK Gun cocks and shots Razor’s Father in the head and shots Razor’s Mother in the body and head FLASHBACK END*
Red Giant: Well they was trespassing and I was protecting myself....I....I have my rights.
Razor: My Mom and Dad are dead....???
Drace: I came just in time to see Red Giant giving his report to Officer Warxe.....and of course to steal the bodies.
Drace: After a night with the hacksaw I was already to put on my chilli con carnival, so that I could tell personally about your parents demise.
Drace: And of course to feed you your chilli. Do you like it.........? Do you like it Razor.......? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Razor Chilli.
Razor: *Looks in the chilli and grabs on of his mom’s fingers*
Razor: AHHH *Throws finger away and starts crying*
Drace: Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah. I made you eat your parents. Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah.
Razor: *Still crying*
Drace: Let me taste your tears.
*Goes to Razor and licks the tears off the table*
Drace: Ohhh, the tears of unfathomable sadness, mmm, yummy... yummy you guys!
LAWL!!
Post by: Drace on October 02, 2004, 07:08:34 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Red Giant
quote: Originally posted by Drace
Chilli Con Carnival in the Charas Pub
*Drace is eating Razor’s chilli and Razor is eating Drace’s chilli*
Drace: Hey this is great.
Razor: It's a special recipe.
Drace: Ah this is really good Razor.
Razor: I'm glad you like it so much because now that you're almost finished I have something to tell you.
Drace: What??? You mean how you put pubes in your chilli???
Razor: What......???
Drace: Yes I'm afraid this isn't your chilli Razor I switched it with Xen's.
Drace: It's delicious Xen I hadn't planned on that, what I did plan on however was that my friends Darkfox and Lightwolf would betray me and warn you that the Chilli Con Carnival was a trap.
Drace: I assumed they would tell you that I had trained Red Giant's Pony to bite off your wiener.
Drace: What they didn't tell you was that Red Giant is a crazy Redneck who shoots trespassers on sight.
Drace: Knowing that you would try to do something to the Pony I warned Red Giant that violent Pony killers were in the area.
Drace: I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself for fear of having your wiener bitten off.
Drace: You would most likely send your parents.
Drace: And I'm afraid that when Red Giant spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents.
*FLASHBACK Gun cocks and shots Razor’s Father in the head and shots Razor’s Mother in the body and head FLASHBACK END*
Red Giant: Well they was trespassing and I was protecting myself....I....I have my rights.
Razor: My Mom and Dad are dead....???
Drace: I came just in time to see Red Giant giving his report to Officer Warxe.....and of course to steal the bodies.
Drace: After a night with the hacksaw I was already to put on my chilli con carnival, so that I could tell personally about your parents demise.
Drace: And of course to feed you your chilli. Do you like it.........? Do you like it Razor.......? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Razor Chilli.
Razor: *Looks in the chilli and grabs on of his mom’s fingers*
Razor: AHHH *Throws finger away and starts crying*
Drace: Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah. I made you eat your parents. Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah.
Razor: *Still crying*
Drace: Let me taste your tears.
*Goes to Razor and licks the tears off the table*
Drace: Ohhh, the tears of unfathomable sadness, mmm, yummy... yummy you guys!
LAWL!!
is that a good thing
all the text is from south park episode 501 Scott Tenorman Must Die
Drace= Cartman
Razor= Scott Tenorman
Xen= Chef
Darkfox= Stan
Lightwolf= Kyle
Red Giant= Mr. Jenkins
Warxe= Officer Barbrady
Razor's mom and dad are Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman
Post by: Xen on October 02, 2004, 05:21:55 PM
Drace, Darkfox and Lightwolf: Hey Xen!
OR......
Chef:Hey there children!
Cartman, Stan and Kyle: Hey Chef!
Post by: Razor on October 03, 2004, 10:54:34 AM
Drace: yes it did!
Razor: *pulls out large metal bat*
Razor: take a last look at -
*Black Line*
Drace: please! stop!
Darkfox: Razor, this is senseless. Stop it.
Razor: y'know, you're right. doing this really helps noone. I will stop no-
*Black Line*
Razor: *crack!!* yahaha! wow, now his skull is flat!
Weregnome: I'll call an amb-
*Black Line*
ulance arrives*
Paramedic: Damn: I think he's -
*Black Line*
Priest: died that day, blah blah blah...
Red Giant: Nice funeral. But what I could really go for is a hot dog.
Guy: Hot dogs, get your hot dogs here!
Red Giant: I'll take 12!
Razor: Do you follow him everywhere?
Guy: Man, he's putting my kids through Colledge!
Red Giant: Should I blow up you for using my joke, too? *chomp*
Razor: Eat your hot dogs.
Post by: Xen on October 03, 2004, 12:47:40 PM
Why? 'Cause I said so that's why!
Razor: I own the pub so I'll enforce the rule!!!!
Xen: Whatever...
Razor: Okay, we'll have no joke stealing anymore...
Why? 'Cause I said so that's why!
Red: Hey Xen! You're jokes are so lame!!!!
Xen: Yeah, I know!!!!
*Xen leaves the pub*
*Xen enters the pub*
*Xen leaves the pub*
*Xen enters the pub*
*Xen leaves the pub*
*Xen enters the pub*
*Xen leaves the pub*
*Xen enters the pub*
*Xen leaves the pub*
*Xen enters the pub*
Razor: Okay, okay!!! We get the idea!!!!
Post by: WarxePB on October 03, 2004, 01:03:15 PM
*Black Line*
AHHHH! *starts running*
Zero: And I wasn't even going to hurt him...
Razor: He's been kinda jumpy-
*Black Line*
Oh no! *starts running*
Red: Want a hot dog?
Zero: I guess.
*Black Line*
*Zero is sitting behind the bar, drinking beer from the tap*
*Black line*
Warxe: Enough of this black line-
*Black Line*
Post by: Weregnome on October 03, 2004, 03:19:24 PM
WG: I.. have missed... alot..... *holding Penthouse magazine*
Post by: Drace on October 03, 2004, 04:05:21 PM
Razor: Yea, well we'll miss -
*Black line*
Red Giant: You basterd, do you call that a throw.
Post by: Xen on October 04, 2004, 09:12:19 AM
THERE WILL BE NO MORE JOKE TAKING IN THIS PUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Razor:It's my pub so I....
*Xen interrupts*
Xen:SHUT UP RAZOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Xen's head explodes*
Post by: Drace on October 04, 2004, 03:32:22 PM
Post by: Red Giant on October 04, 2004, 04:42:15 PM
*Black Line*
Red: -on an acadamy award the other day, an-
*Black Line*
Red: -ound dead in his bathtub...
Post by: Darkfox on October 04, 2004, 05:46:31 PM
Darkfox: -ey! Watch your mo-
Lightwolf: -at did-
Lightwolf: -OW!
Wasabe: Hmph... you pe-
Weregnome: -OW!
Wasabe: Your anno-
Darkfox: -Stop hitting pe-
Guy: -destrians are getting st-
Salesman: -olen by the-
Darkfox: -Evil French Chef! *looks around* What the heck just happened?
Lightwolf: Ohhhh yeah... I'm really p-
Lightwolf: -OW!
Wasabe: Foul mouth!
Post by: Xen on October 04, 2004, 07:15:38 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Red Giant
Red: Hey, this new acter in town, he's a real smas-
*Black Line*
Red: -on an acadamy award the other day, an-
*Black Line*
Red: -ound dead in his bathtub...
That's similar to something on Futurama.....
I like Futurama....
Post by: WarxePB on October 04, 2004, 09:00:14 PM
*Black line*
Narator: Muahahah! I am omnipotent!
Warxe: No-
*Black line*
*Warxe is dancing*
Narrator: Muahah-
*Black line*
Razor: I'm the narrator now!
Narrator: Aw man...
*Narrator shoots himself*
Warxe: Hooray! We're free from this black li-
*Black line*
Razor: Sorry, couldn't resist.
Post by: Xen on October 04, 2004, 09:11:09 PM
*Black Line*
*- sandwich*
Post by: Razor on October 04, 2004, 10:48:15 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Xen
quote: Originally posted by Red Giant
Red: Hey, this new acter in town, he's a real smas-
*Black Line*
Red: -on an acadamy award the other day, an-
*Black Line*
Red: -ound dead in his bathtub...
That's similar to something on Futurama.....
I like Futurama....
the one where they keep taking those things and then the time becomes unstable and the take leaps everywhere without knowing.
Now we have to build the ray, which will take months and months of hard wor-
ZZZZIIILLLLLCCCCHHHH
and now we need to put it on the ship, which will be very
ZZZZZILLIIILLLLCCCcHHH
I love that show.
Post by: Darkfox on October 06, 2004, 03:40:35 PM
Post by: WarxePB on October 06, 2004, 05:15:49 PM
Razor: *punches Warxe*
Warxe: ...That's it. *summons a switchblade* You're dead.
*Black line*
*Warxe stabs Razor*
Red: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Warxe: What?
Red: You can't kill in here!
Warxe: He's not dead...
Razor: I'm dying...
*Red stabs Warxe with bony fingers*
Warxe: Gah... *dies*
Red: Razor, you alright?
Razor: I'm dying... Oh, Red. *gets up*
Red: That isn't blood! It's ketchup!
Razor: Aren't those black lines wonderful?
*Black line, Razor is dead*
Red: I guess not.
Post by: Darkfox on October 06, 2004, 05:36:53 PM
Darkfox: *Hits Lightwolf with mallet* Hmmm... sorry about that...
*Santa Clause enters*
Santa: Hohoho! Merry Un-Cristmas! *pulls out rocket launcher* Now die! *Rocket launcher mysteriously explodes*
*Neth enters with his casual creepy grin, suit, top hat casage and beast headed kane*
Neth: Heeeheeeheee...
Post by: Xen on October 07, 2004, 06:38:00 PM
But wait...err....I'm still a sandwich!!!!
Post by: WarxePB on October 07, 2004, 06:41:21 PM
Xen: No!
*Kratos picks up sandwich*
Kratos: It has tomatoes on it? *throws sandwich against the wall* I hate tomatoes!
Xen: *sigh of relief*
Warxe: I like tomatoes. *eats Xen*
Post by: Red Giant on October 07, 2004, 07:04:08 PM
*Gangsters start shooting at the president, but Red shoves him outta the way and take the bullets for him*
*Bullets fly through coat, between ribs and out the other side*
Red: Handy *Whips out a tommy gun and blows some gangsters away*
Someone: Look! The pope!
Red: *Matrix style dodging thing* *Guns down some gangsters who were trying to get the pope*
*Kungfu moves with a pole as 5,342 more gangsters rush in, all identical*
*In actual Reality*
Razor: What is Red doing on the tables? His flaunting around like a fish.
Warxe: He just watched the Matrix Trilogy and got drtunk. Not a healthy mix.
Post by: Darkfox on October 07, 2004, 07:04:52 PM
Xen was eaten by Warxe, Warxe gains one frag point.
Darkfox: What the?
Lightwolf: Unreal Tournament effect.
Post by: WarxePB on October 07, 2004, 07:11:32 PM
DF: What's that?
Warxe: *creates replica of Cloud's buster sword* That.
Kratos: I don't get it.
Warxe: *attempts to lift buster sword, but cannot due to the fact that it's friggin heavy*
Red: I know kung fu!
Post by: Darkfox on October 07, 2004, 07:38:46 PM
Post by: Xen on October 07, 2004, 08:21:00 PM
Xen: Damn sandwich transformation! I agree with you Darkfox. The large weapons aren't that heavy...
*Whips out large demon blade*
Xen: Like this for instance! Lets get some frag points! I'm gettin' Warxe first!
Warxe: What? What I'd do?
Xen: Wrong answer!
*Xen cuts Warxe's head off*
Mm-mm-mm-m-monster Kill-ill-ill-ill!!!!
Warxe was decapitated by Xen, Xen gains one frag point.
Xen: Cool!
Lightwolf: Unreal Tournament effect again...
*Warxe respawns*
Post by: Drace on October 07, 2004, 08:41:55 PM
Post by: Xen on October 07, 2004, 08:48:54 PM
Post by: Razor on October 07, 2004, 11:58:18 PM
*the window suddenly smashes inwards*
*Razor rolls, gets up, brandishing a Sniper Rifle. Before anyone can react, he starts aiming, and pulls the trigger*
Blau!
HEAD SHOT
Blau!
DOUBLE KILL
Blau!
MULTI KILL
Blau!
ULTRA KILL
Blau!
M-MM-MM-MONSTER KILL KILL kill kill *...*
Razor: I love this game!
Warxe: Who died?
Razor: Hosers.
Warxe: *looks to Razor's corpse* Wait, aren't you dead?
Razor: No, why would you - Oh my God! This man is my exact double! Hey! That dog has a puffy tail! Here puff! Here puff!
Post by: WarxePB on October 08, 2004, 12:43:52 AM
Razor: Here puf... huh?
Warxe: Die! *stabs Razor and shoots him at the same time*
Razor: Gugh! *dies*
DF: Mm-mm-mm-m-monster Kill-ill-ill-ill!!!!
Razor was stabbed and shot by Warxe. Warxe gets one frag point.
Warxe: Yipee!
*Another Razor jumps through the window*
Warxe: Another one?
Razor: No, I'm the real Razor.
Warxe: Prove it!
Razor: My blog's the greatest!
Warxe: Oh, okay.
*Kratos comes out of nowhere with a skill ring around him*
Kratos: GRAVE! *sharp rocks jut out of the ground, impaling Warxe*
DF: Mm-mm-mm-m-...
Kratos: Shut up.
Post by: Razor on October 08, 2004, 12:45:43 AM
Post by: Xen on October 08, 2004, 02:11:55 PM
*Smashes sword into a wall Razor is tanding by. The wall collapes and crushes him*
Warxe: Come get some Xen! *Pulls out machine gun*
Xen: Heh. Thats nothing!
*Warxe opens fire on Xen and Xen darts toward him. Xen ricochets the bullets of his sword and decapitates him once again*
Xen: Not too hard!
*Drace approches Xen wielding a Rocket Launcher*
Xen: Crap!
Drace: Dodge this!
*Drace fires it toward Xen. He dodges it but it homes in on him.*
Xen: WTF?
Drace: Heh! Heat seekin' missles!
*Xen transforms into a Dark Dragon*
Xen: Gotta lose it!
*Xen flies away with the rocket following him*
Xen: I ain't gonna lose it! But I have an idea!
*Xen flies past Drace and sets him on fire. The rocket homes in on him and blows him up*
Xen: Nothin' I can't handle!
Post by: Darkfox on October 08, 2004, 05:10:01 PM
Post by: Xen on October 08, 2004, 07:42:11 PM
*Razor and Drace respawn*
Kratos: Come over here Xen!
Xen: Another eh?
*Xen transforms back and Kratos gets a skill ring around him*
Kratos: GRAVE!
Xen: OH CRAP!
*The rocks try and impale Xen, but his sword blocks them, pushing him up with the moving earth*
Xen: Usin' spells eh? Not very expert like...
Kratos: But you can transform into a Dragon!
Xen: That's different! Now! Where were we?
Kratos: Oh yeah! *Gets skill ring*
Xen: Not again!
Kratos: GRAVE!
*Xen avoids the 'GRAVE!' attack*
Xen: Screw this!
*Xen throws his sword at Kratos*
Kratos: GR...
*Xen's sword impales Kratos on a wall*
Xen: Another Frag point! That makes 4!!!
*Kratos Respawns*
Post by: Weregnome on October 09, 2004, 01:49:34 AM
Post by: Drace on October 09, 2004, 07:57:37 AM
Xen: What who turned of the power i was winning.
Razor: I say it was RG
Rg: Nope i'm here
Razor: Who was it then.
Darkfox: Wait why are we mad?
Razor: Someone turned of the power and our game is on the comp with the virtual reality ****.
Darkfox: Ohhhhh, ok
Post by: Red Giant on October 09, 2004, 08:16:16 AM
Post by: Xen on October 09, 2004, 09:23:50 AM
Although I WAS winning......
Post by: Red Giant on October 09, 2004, 10:54:16 AM
Corner Shop guy: YOU MAY CHECK IN, BUT YOU MAY NEVER CHECK OUT!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Red: Wouldn't that limit your sucess due to the dependence on repeat buissness in this semi-urban area?
CSG: ... I never thought of it like that...
Post by: WarxePB on October 09, 2004, 01:07:21 PM
Razor: *hands Warxe a beer*
Kratos: *looks around* I think that dragon's gone.
Xen: I'm right here.
Kratos: *Skill ring* THUNDER BLADE! *A giant sword falls from the sky, smashes a hole in the roof, and electrocutes Xen*
Warxe: That didn't hurt him.
Kratos: Gah. I'll just have to use my backup strategy.
*Kratos slaps Xen*
Xen: Ouch!
*Kratos draws Flamberge (cool glowing fire sword) and attempts to behead Xen*
Razor: Okay, that's enough!
Warxe: And it was just getting good...
Post by: Xen on October 09, 2004, 01:45:43 PM
*Transforms back to normal*
Xen: Maybe a should pay a trip to that corner shop....
Post by: Xen on October 09, 2004, 07:47:36 PM
Xen: *hic* Wha...you..loooookkin....at?
Red: Let me guess.... you went to that corner shop, didn't you?
Xen: Corners? *hic* Ooooofff cooourrssse *hic* my head *hic has corners! *hic*
Red: This is turning out to be quite funny...
Xen: *hic* Miiilllk is *hic* the.....best.....best...drink *hic* anyone cou *hic* could EVER have! *hic*
Red: Lemme see that bottle! *snatches milk bottle from Xen* Hmm....
Razor: What does it say?
Red: It seems that our friend here has been drinking milk packed full alcohol!
Razor: Well DUH! That explains the drunk attitude!
Xen: I could *hic* do anything for *hic* some money...
Razor: Quiet you!
Red: It also says in teeny tiny print, it has an alcohol rating of err..... 300%? That shop IS crazy!
Razor: And he's drunk half of it already!
Red: MAN! He'll have one HELL of a hangover when he sobers up!
Razor: Wouldn't that kill him?
Red: Well, he has the strength of a Dragon so getting drunk of a very high alcohol rating probably wouldn't kill him.... It'll probably just give him lethal brain damage...
Kratos: Now's my chance to kill him!
*Kratos draws his flamberge and runs toward the drunken Xen*
Razor: Ahem!
Kratos: Oh! I wasn't doing nothin' Razor!
Post by: WarxePB on October 09, 2004, 09:03:43 PM
Kratos: You think he's dead?
Razor: Nah. And even if he is, he'll just resurrect himself.
Red: Hmmm? What have we got here? *sees Zero behind the bar*
Zero: Urgh..*hic*.. My head *hic* has cymbals... *passes out*
Post by: Xen on October 09, 2004, 09:17:36 PM
Red: They're passing out Xen!
Xen: Paaaaasssss....oooouuuuttt.........*hic*
You ain't *hic* givin' me my *hic* my......mmiilk! I'lllllll kiiiilllll....you!
*Xen takes a drunken swipe at Red, misses and collapse to the ground*
Red: Hmmm.....
Post by: Darkfox on October 09, 2004, 09:24:22 PM
Post by: Xen on October 09, 2004, 09:30:49 PM
Razor: It's still funny to see these drunkards lying around though... I mean, just look at them!
*They all stare at the 3 drunks on the ground*
Lightwolf: I just wanna see the looks on their faces when they recover and have no recollection of what's happened to them....
Xen: I...I...*hic* could...do....any*hic*anything for some *hic* money!
Razor: I said quiet!
Lightwolf: Xen especially!
Post by: Red Giant on October 09, 2004, 11:32:27 PM
Post by: WarxePB on October 10, 2004, 01:17:23 AM
Warxe: ...Who am I?
Kratos: Heh... He's amnesiac.
Razor: What?
Kratos: He has no idea who he is.
Warxe: Who am I, mister?
Kratos: Your name is... Smack Boy. Your job is to get killed all the time and resurrect yourself.
Warxe: Are you sure?
Red: Yep.
Razor: That's it.
Warxe: No, it isn't. I'm Warxe.
Kratos: No, you're Smack Boy.
Warxe: I'm Warxe. I was doing that to see if I could fool you guys.
Red: Well, it worked.
Warxe: Of course it worked, Red. You don't even have a brain.
Red: Why you little - *stabs Warxe with bony fingers*
Post by: Drace on October 10, 2004, 07:03:15 AM
Razor: What did you say.
Drace: I don't get drunk!
Razor: I don't understand you, your to drunk.
Drace's Real voice: Bwah weh jo kla je hna djs je *passes out*
Razor: Yup he's drunk.
Post by: Darkfox on October 10, 2004, 07:17:58 AM
Post by: Xen on October 10, 2004, 01:14:51 PM
Xen: Ohhh.....my...head.... What the hell happened?
Razor: You...err....got drunk...
Xen: Well, I have a terrible hangover, I've forgot about anything that I've done and I feel GREAT!
Razor: Great? You sure?
Xen: Yep!
Razor: Why?
Xen: How the hell should I know?
Red: Well, you did vis...
Razor: *Butting in* We don't know what's happened either!
Xen: Oh well....
Lightwolf: Aww.... No stupid looks on his face....
*Xen walks up to the exit*
Xen: Oh yeah! I was gonna check that corner shop out!
Red: Here we go again...
Post by: Darkfox on October 10, 2004, 08:36:11 PM
Post by: Xen on October 11, 2004, 06:20:56 PM
*Hey! WTF? I'm trapped inbetween the action marks! I wonder how this happened?*
Narrator: Hee hee!
*Damn you Narrator! When I get from between these action marks, I'll rip you head off! Tries to get out but fails. Crap!*
Red: Err... how do we know if he's doing actions or not?
Razor: We don't...
*Can anyone help me? Please?*
Red: Okay this is getting too wierd...
Lightwolf: Damn straight!
*Don't just stare! Help Me! Starts to hit action marks. LET ME OUT DAMMIT!*
Razor: I'm really confused...
Post by: WarxePB on October 11, 2004, 06:27:37 PM
*Warxe passes out*
Narrator: You cannot kill me!
Kratos: ERUPTION! *lava squirts out of the floor, severely burning the Narrator* *but it misses*
Kratos: What? It said it burned the Narrator.
Narrator: *singing* Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings... Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams...
What a great theme song.
Red: *smacks out the Narrator, then turns to dust*
Narrator: Muahahahaha!
Post by: Xen on October 11, 2004, 06:49:26 PM
Narrator: Action Marks! I command you to crush this fool!
*This can't be good... The quote marks begin to close in on Xen! C'mon Xen think of something! Aha!! Xen transforms into a Dark Dragon. Gotta push 'em apart! Xen pushe the action marks away from each other. It's working! Xen smashes one of the Action marks and is freed from between them*
Xen: Ahh! Finally!
Narrator: Haha! Now you cannot use actions!
Xen: Yeah I can! Err.... Xen runs up to Narrator and grabs the Narrator in his mouth!
Narrator: .....
Xen: It didn't work did it...
Narrator: Err... nope! I don't seem to be in the mouth of a Dark Dragon!
Xen: Hmm....
Post by: Darkfox on October 15, 2004, 05:31:27 PM
Narrator: What does he mean by that?
*Darkfox reappears and opens his hand as shreds of paper float away in the wind*
Narrator: And what is that supposed to do? Give me paper cuts?
Darkfox: No, that was your contract, *the shreds burn up* and now it's gone... looks like your back to selling ties in the alley.
Narrator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *explodes*
Darkfox: Or... maybe not...
Post by: WarxePB on October 15, 2004, 05:38:23 PM
Kratos: Blatant advertising... *camera zooms in on Kratos' Nike shoes, stays there for about 5 seconds, and zooms out*
Razor: Indeed. *takes a swig of Pepsi* Man, I love that Pepsi.
Post by: Xen on October 15, 2004, 05:54:05 PM
*Red sticks a chainsaw in Xen and switches it on. Very nasty stuff happens and a sign scrolls down saying 'BUY RED'S SLICE AND DICE CHAINSAWS!'*
Red: Advertisement is cool!
Post by: Red Giant on October 15, 2004, 05:54:11 PM
Yeah, this blatant advertising sickens me.
Post by: Cyber Ninja on October 15, 2004, 05:59:26 PM
Post by: Xen on October 15, 2004, 06:39:18 PM
Xen: WooHoo!!!! I'm alive!! I feel like transforming!
*Xen transforms into a Dark Dragon*
Xen: It's a little cramed in here!
Razor: That's because you're too big!
Xen: *sarcasticly* Oh, I hadn't notied that Razor!
Razor: Why don't you transform outside?
Xen: 'Cause I'm very stubborn and picky about my location!
Razor: So it has to be here...
Kratos: I'll get that Flamberge...
*Kratos gets a flamberge*
Xen: Come on!
*Kratos slashes Xen with the Flamberge but his scaly skin reflects it*
Kratos: Crap! But wait, I have an idea!
*Kratos slaps Xen*
Xen: Ouch!!!! But a simple slap cannot defeat me!!!!
Kratos: Wanna bet? *Slaps Xen again*
Xen: Owwww!!! I'll give you something to slap about!
*Xen slaps Kratos, who then flies straight though a wall*
Kratos: AAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Xen: Heh heh...
*The door slams open, and a strange man walks in*
Strange man: Anyone seen a Dark Dragon who goes by the name of Xen?
Razor: Isn't that obvious?
Strange man: THAT might not be him!
Xen: Err....well...it was...a...good...fight....*quickly* thanks for everything bye!
*Xen flies through the roof, Razor repairs it in a split second(wow)*
Strange man: That was him....was'nt it?
Red: Yes, it was!
Strange man: Damn!
*The man runs out of the pub*
Post by: Darkfox on October 15, 2004, 11:55:32 PM
Post by: WarxePB on October 16, 2004, 12:20:03 AM
*hands Cyber Ninja a Bud*
Red: You gonna pay for that?
Warxe: Yep. *pays Red*
Red: I just suckered you out of 5 bucks!
Warxe: But it's Canadian.
Red: Aww...
Post by: Rowan on October 16, 2004, 12:24:18 AM
Waitress: I see you're new here at this pub.
Rowan: ......
Waitress: Umm... yeah. (pulls out a clipboard, with a notepad stuck on it.) May I take your order?
Rowan: .... Anything with alcohol in it.
Waitress: (She writes.) OOOkay....! Will there be anything else today?
Rowan: ...... A bag of peanuts..... salty....
(The waitress looks at Rowan with an odd look on her face.)
Waitress: Eh? Peanuts!?....... Well, okay... (She then writes.)
Anything else?
Rowan: ......
Waitress: I'll take that as a no...
Post by: Razor on October 16, 2004, 03:03:51 AM
W: We need some milk from the corner shop, and some salty peanuts.
Razor: Who the Hell are you? This place doesn't have a waitress!
W: Shut up, furball, or I'll get management to throw you out!
R: I AM management!!! And I didn't hire YOU!
W: ....
*chase scene*
*four hours later*
*Razor enters the bar*
Razor: How are things?
Warxe: The dog ran away, I lost all your mail, someone robbed us, Weregnome drank all the canadian clubs.
Razor: business as usual... *falls back on couch*
Red: *psst. Darkfox. Why is there a couch in the middle of the bar?*
Darkfox: Has any of this so far made sense?
Red: Oh, right.
Post by: Xen on October 16, 2004, 10:33:59 AM
Red: WHA? Where'd you come from?
Xen: Anything that happens here should be damn wierd!
Red: Like the couch?
Xen: Yes.
Red: And that waitress?
Xen: Yes...
Red: And all the weird stuff that you've done since you first walked in here, which usually ends with someone saying...
Darkfox: What was all that about?
Xen: Exactly!
Red: So you're the source of all these weird going-ons? What about that guy who was looking for you?
Xen: He's just an idiot....
Darkfox: So YOU'RE the source of all these weird going-ons?
Xen: No?
Razor: Are you?
Xen: No! *To Razor* Because I wasn't here when you sat on that couch in the middle of the pub!
*Rowan chuckles*
Xen: *To Rowan* Is there a problem?
Rowan: Yeah.
Xen: What?
Post by: Red Giant on October 16, 2004, 10:39:06 AM
Xen: NOOOOOOO!!!
Post by: White Dwarf on October 16, 2004, 10:41:22 AM
Post by: Xen on October 16, 2004, 10:49:12 AM
Rowan: Just kiddin'! You outta have seen the look on your face!
Xen: But that makes me wonder.... if I really have a father....
Red: You don't. End of story.
Xen: Yeah...thanks for all that emotional support Red....
Red: Don't mention it!
Razor: HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC YOU FOOL!!!!
Red: Oh....
Xen: I'm going! No one cares....
*Xen leaves the pub*
Darkfox: What was all that ab....
Razor: Shut up.
Post by: on November 03, 2004, 09:52:09 PM
Post by: Razor on November 04, 2004, 10:58:33 AM
You are an ignoramus!
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
And so on.
Post by: Grandy on November 20, 2004, 02:48:16 AM
...
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
...
*Slaps in the face*
Grandy: What I got myself into?
*Sit in a chair*
Post by: Xen on November 21, 2004, 05:26:50 PM
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Xen: ARRRRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
Red: Yep Ra....oh wait...
Razor: ............YOU STOPPED OUR SONG!!!!!!!!!
*Razor runs up to Xen and punches him*
Red: FIIIIIGHT!!!!!!
*Red punches some random person standing next to him*
Kain: Gotta problem? Come see ya d...
*Razor punches Kain and knocks him out*
Xen: Ohh.....let me try!
*Xen punches the unconcious Kain*
Razor: *To Xen* YOU STOPPED OUR SONG!!!!!!
*Razor punches Xen(again)*
Post by: Red Giant on November 21, 2004, 05:49:05 PM
*Razor punches Xen*
*Xen kicks Red*
*Grandy leaps off the bar into Razor*
*Red slaps Xen*
*White dwarf eats a peanut*
Post by: Xen on November 21, 2004, 05:58:19 PM
*Red slaps Xen*
*Xen punches Red*
Xen: UNFIGHT!!!!!!!!
*Everyone stops fighting*
Xen: .......cool! FIGHT!!!!!
*Everyone starts fighting again*
Post by: Robotam on November 21, 2004, 06:27:35 PM
Everyone: WTF!?
*Takes a seet and starts whatching everyone fighting*
Robotam: This is entertaining!
Post by: WarxePB on November 21, 2004, 06:33:32 PM
Warxe: Whoa, everyone's fighting.
*Zero comes in*
*Red punches Razor, but misses and punches a keg of beer*
Zero: NOT THE BEER! *decapitates Red and starts lapping up the beer*
*Warxe sighs*
*Everyone keeps on fighting*
Kratos: Why are you all fighting?
Warxe: Hey! How'd you get in here? You didn't have any asteriks.
Red: Quiet, you. *slaps Warxe*
Post by: Xen on November 21, 2004, 06:42:56 PM
Xen: Someone already has....*points at White Dwarf, who has gone blue and stiff on the ground* See?
Robotam: Oh yeah...
Xen: Ahhh....what can be done eh? *smashes White Dwarf over the head with a chair. White Dwarf spits out the peanut Xen chocked him with*
Robotam: Why'd you go and do that?
Xen: 'Cause if he were dead, I would'nt be able to chat to him on MSN...
White Dwarf: Darn Straight!
Xen: Now....where was I? Oh yes....
*Xen punches a chair*
Razor: HEY! You punch the people, not the furniture!
*Xen punches Razor*
Razor: That's better!
*Razor punches Xen*
Post by: Robotam on November 21, 2004, 06:56:33 PM
Red: Aw! Whatha hell are you doing?
Robotam: Come'on! You didn't feel that, you're all bones for god sake!
Red: Don't talk to a dead man like that! *cries*
*30 minutes later*
Xen: This is getting boring. Let's get serious guys!
Post by: Grandy on November 21, 2004, 07:02:26 PM
Grandy: I dont have why to fight... To the heck with the reasons, its fun!!!
*run into Warxe's*
*Warxe avoid the kinife*
*Grandy crash a bottle of beer*
Zero: NOT AGAIN!!!
*Zero take what remained of the bottle*
Zero: They destroyed my precious, we will kill they, yesss, we will, right, my preciousss?
Grandy: ****
*Zero run to Grandy*
Zero: REVENGE!!!!
Grandy: ****...
Post by: Xen on November 21, 2004, 07:35:19 PM
Grandy: ****!!!
Zero: KILL!!!!
Post by: Grandy on November 21, 2004, 08:13:21 PM
Zero: You destroied our preciousss.
Grandy: No, it wasnt me!
*look around*
Grandy:It was he!!!
*points to Red*
*Zero start to run into Red direction, Z-Saber in hands*
Zero: KILL!!!!
Grandy:Hey, it worked!
Post by: Xen on November 21, 2004, 08:19:10 PM
*Xen notices Red pointing at him. Upon that, Zero turns and run towards Xen*
Xen: *sighs* Hmm.....
Post by: Grandy on November 21, 2004, 08:40:59 PM
*Zero run into Robotan*
*Robotan points to Warxe*
*Zero run into Warxe*
*Warxe points to Razor*
*Zero run into Razor*
*Razor points to White Dwarf*
*Zero runs into White Dwarf*
*White Dwarf points to Grandy*
*Zero runs into Grandy*
*Grandy points to Red*
*Zero runs into Red*
Grandy: He's not very smart, is he?
Post by: Xen on November 21, 2004, 08:46:09 PM
Grandy: Maybe...
Xen: Hey Zero. That was the one who destoryed your beer. *points at a chair*
Zero: KILL!!!!
Razor: Hey! People, NOT furniture!
*Razor watchs as Zero tears down the chair Xen pointed at*
Zero: My beer has been avenged. I can now go back and drink ag...
Razor: DAMN YOU!!!!!!
*Razor punches Zero*
Post by: Grandy on November 21, 2004, 09:15:07 PM
*Grandy take all his precious things and money*
Xen: What you're doing?
Grandy: I'm taking his things... for awhile.
Red:You're stealing him, arent you?
Grandy: If you want to put the things like that...
*Grandy takes the Z-Saber*
*Zero wake up and look to the Z-Saber in Grandy's hand*
Zero: You stole my saber!
*Grandy points to another chair*
*Zero berserkly jump in the chair*
Razor: NOT AGAIN!!!
*Razor berserkly jump in the berserk Zero and the two start a Berserk battle*
Post by: Razor on November 21, 2004, 09:19:45 PM
Zero: yeah, you think you can control us?
Razor: let's get him!
*Razor and Zero jump Grundy and maul him for a half hour*
Post by: Grandy on November 22, 2004, 11:42:46 AM
*Razor punch Grandy in the head*
Razor: THIS is for the chair!
*Razor punch Grandy again, in the stomach*
Razor: THIS is for you think you can control me!
*Razor punch him again in the back*
Razor: AND THIS is because I dont like you!
*everyone is watching*
Red: Now THAT must hurt!
Warxe:Is this kind of attack possible?
Zero:*drinking a beer* Not for humans.
Post by: Biebermaus on November 22, 2004, 02:29:53 PM
Warxe: Who the hell is that?
Biebermaus *taking a chair*: Reminds me of some of my mates...
Zero *nodding his head* : Well, humans
*there are many broken tables around*
Biebermaus*turning to Razor*: Is it always like this?
Razor*while he chokes Grandy*:I have reduction at the carpenter
Grandy: hmpf
Post by: Grandy on November 22, 2004, 02:51:55 PM
Post by: Xen on November 22, 2004, 03:29:56 PM
*Xen 'assists' Razor in the chocking of Grandy*
Grandy:*having trouble breathing*Uhh....n..not...you...too........Xen......
Xen: Hey! This is a bar fight. Y'know, where people attack each other senslessly just to let out the troubles of thier life, just 'cause two people start fighting. I can attack who I like!
Razor: Hey! He uses big sentences! KILL HIM!!!!!
*Razor releases Grandy and begins choking Xen instead*
Post by: Robotam on November 22, 2004, 07:33:04 PM
*Steals a beer*
Robotam: That's better. You guys may continue the fight now!
Post by: Red Giant on November 22, 2004, 08:57:20 PM
Robotam: HEY! I'm not in this fight!
Red: There's a one punch minimum. It says right there on the wall.
Robotam: You wrote that on the wall a second ago.
Red: And I havent had a single complaint, so I must be doing a damn good job. *Red gets tackled and thrown into the wall by someone, it really doesnt matter who*
Grandy: Hey! No-one punched Biebermaus!
Post by: Xen on November 22, 2004, 09:06:31 PM
*Xen is seen punching Biebermaus*
Biebermaus: Owwww...it hurts...
Xen: One punch minimum. That wall speaks authority!
Post by: Grandy on November 22, 2004, 09:26:56 PM
*Punch razor*
Grandy: One punch, I obey the wall. Hey, wheres Zero? He was not punched yet!
Post by: Xen on November 22, 2004, 09:33:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Xen
Razor: DAMN YOU!!!!!!
*Razor punches Zero*
Xen: He has been punched already....
Grandy: Aww....spoiled my fun...
Xen: Yes I did Grandy *pats Grandy on the head* Yes I did.....
Grandy: What was that for?
Xen: It's better than being punched....right?
Grandy: Uh...well...ye
Xen: Too late! *Xen punches Grandy* Now...wheres that milk?
*Xen jumps behind the bar. And finds a bottle of milk*
Xen: JACKPOT!!!!
*Xen drinks the milk*
Post by: Grandy on November 22, 2004, 09:41:56 PM
*Grandy write in the wall, "Minimum 10 punchs in the ones called Xen (10 punchs each person)"*
Grandy: OK everyone, lets respect the wall's authority!!!! Get him!
Post by: Xen on November 22, 2004, 09:46:13 PM
Xen: Oww......Err....is it right for my tounge to touch my elbow?
Grandy: Nope...
Xen: I'm in some trouble then...
Post by: Grandy on November 22, 2004, 09:54:37 PM
Razor: What?
Grandy: Does anyone here ever pay after drink?
Razor:.....*checks the money*...*walk to outside the pub* *Come back with a shotgun*
Razor: Okay, everyone. If ya dont wanna lose yar damn lives start to pay NOW!!!
Post by: Xen on November 22, 2004, 09:59:01 PM
*Xen writes something on the 'Wall of Authority'*
Xen: HA HA!!!!
*The writing says Geduef urieru ffjair deguee,ire ruilrrren riueryyoyj tksyuttusnuu srjrttgtk!!! *
Grandy: Eh?
Xen: *Looks at what he wrote* DAMMIT! I'll never learn how to write.....
Post by: Grandy on November 22, 2004, 10:05:04 PM
Razor: Damn.*throw the shotgun away*
Post by: Robotam on November 23, 2004, 02:00:09 PM
Razor: Hell no! *takes the shotgun back*
Robotam: Okay. Who wants to go for a drink?
Razor: Heheh! *Aims at Robotam*
Post by: Grandy on November 23, 2004, 02:18:12 PM
Grandy: Well, we stay at the pub all the time, we dont really have a job, do we?
Xen: I have *pay*
Red: I already dead, he cant do naything to me.
Warxe: I have money *pays*
Robotam: Me too *pay*
*Razor aim Grandy*
Grandy: I... uh... well......RUN AWAY!!!!
*Grandy jump through the window*
Grandy's voice: Oh, yeah! I didnt drink anything.
Post by: Xen on November 23, 2004, 06:58:08 PM
Xen: *thinking* Good job I had some of that Monopoly money to give to Razor. He'll never know.... *thinking* Y..yeah....
Razor: HEY! SOMEONE GAVE ME MONOPOLY MONEY!!!!
Xen: Yeah....I....wonder who...gave...Razor...some Monopoly money...instead of real....money.......gotta go!*runs away*
Post by: Red Giant on November 23, 2004, 07:43:04 PM
Razor: DAMN YOU XEN!!;) Red: Hey Razor. Ever thought of getting... you know... strippers in the bar?
Razor: No.
Red: Why nooot?!_sweat_ Razor: Well, one most of the people in here are too young.
_veryangry_ Red: But letting them DRINK is ok with you?
_sweat_ Razor: And B, I think it's tasteless. The women in here will probably agree with me.
:yell: Red: One woman! And she's already too drunk to know what's going on!
:| Biebermaus: Actually, I havent touched the beer ye-
:D Red: Heheh, see how she is?
Xen: I'm back! Is the heat off yet?
Razor: Yeah, I forgot all about that monopoly money thing.
Xen: Great! *Takes a chair*.
Post by: Neonlare on November 23, 2004, 07:58:19 PM
*Walks up to Red giant, Ale mug in hand*
Neonlare: How's your day going freind?
Neonlare: *Yells* ALL OF YEZ, LOOK AT MY TOPICS! LOOKY LOOKY!
*Collapses*
Go review Relinquo...
NOW
Post by: Grandy on November 23, 2004, 08:23:57 PM
Xen: Its a random scream, you get used after awhile.
Red: :yell: BILBO BAGGINS, THE BRAVEST LITTLE HOBBIT OF THEN ALL!!!
Xen: See?
Post by: Razor on November 23, 2004, 08:47:10 PM
Razor: Hey you! Can't you read the wall of authority? No plugging of your threads in my bar!
Neonlare: O_o
Razor: Yeah, you do that. However plugging of sites is appreciated, like my DeviantART (http://lupinewarlord.deviantart.com) at http://lupinewarlord.deviantart.com (http://lupinewarlord.deviantart.com), which hasn't been updated the Charas Election 2004! Now that's deviancy!
Post by: Xen on November 23, 2004, 09:34:11 PM
Razor: Oh no....Don't you remember what happened last time?
Xen: Yeah...but that was PAGES ago!!!!
Razor: No! You ain't having a gun!
Xen: I wanna shoot stuff! C'mon! Please!
Razor: Nope.
Xen: WHY?
Razor: I just told you why!
Xen: Yeah.....but.....WHY?
Razor: OH FINE!!!! *Gives his shotgun to Xen* TAKE IT!!!!
Red: You can't do that! The wall of authority says that weapons of any kind MUSTN'T be given to people who have records of being mentally insane!
Xen: *To Red* Quiet you! I went to the mental asylum and I got the T-shirt!
*Xen holds up a T-shirt that says: I was mentally insane for a total of 3 years and all I got was this [STRIKE]lousy[/STRIKE] excellent T-shirt!*
Razor: Red is right! *Takes his Shotgun back from Xen*
Post by: Grandy on November 23, 2004, 10:05:49 PM
Razor: Its not a pretty story:
*Flashback*
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*The Charas Pub in the Page 18*
Xen: Can I have a gun?
Razor: Sure, behind the bar, but don't touch that rocket launcher!!! I'm saving that!
*2 minutes later, Xen is seen flying throgh the wall*
Xen's voice*Fading into the distance*: I have no regrets!
Razor: So THATS where I put that gun from Men in Black....
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*Flashback ends*
Grandy: Oh... That must hurt.
Xen: You have NO idea.
Post by: Xen on November 23, 2004, 10:15:52 PM
Xen: I knew you'd understand!
Post by: Grandy on November 23, 2004, 10:22:43 PM
Post by: Xen on November 23, 2004, 10:26:03 PM
Grandy: Okaaaay....*To Xen* What did you do with the MIB gun?
Xen: HEY! This isn't my life story! Oh wait, the gun is right here. *picks out MIB gun from his pocket*
Post by: Grandy on November 23, 2004, 10:35:43 PM
Xen: Good question *aim to the wall and press the trigger**Fly throut the other wall*
Xen's voice *fading in distance*: Yes!!! It still works!!!!
Post by: Red Giant on November 23, 2004, 10:56:17 PM
:badboy: Red: And that's why you should never mess with the MIB, kids.
That's all we have time for today. Join us next week.
*To self* Heere come the men in black. Galaxy defeeendeeers.
Still rolling? Er- oh, ah oh no! GOOD NOOO!!
*Reality*
*People staring at Red flailing around on the pool table*
:o Red: AAAAH!! THEY GOT ME!!! AAAAAAH!! THE FISHSTICKS!! THE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE FISHSTICKS!!
:| Grandy: What's wrong with him?
:| Razor: He just gets insanely drunk sometimes.
:| Grandy: Right. And, uh, why did you buy a pool table and no balls?
:) Razor: Need somethin' for Red to flail around on. He could hurt somebody.
Post by: Xen on November 24, 2004, 03:31:54 PM
Xen: Uhhh...hey Razor. You may wanna get the wall fixed. And the house's walls next to this pub, the house after that...and the house after that............and....the house after that....
Razor: And the gun?
Xen: Disposed of! Never to be spoke of again!
Razor: Good. Heeey! Why do I have to repair YOUR damages?
Xen: Because I have no money, and no repairing capabilities...
Razor: What about your Dragon form?
*Flashba-
Xen: There's no need for a flashback dammit! I ain't stupid! I should know what I have and haven't done! *Clapping dust of hands* And that's the end of that chapter!
Razor: No it isn't! You gotta repair everything!
Xen: Oh yeah...and that....but you won't make me do it!
Razor: C'mon Xen! You've done enough damage here!
Xen: NO!!!
Razor: *Holds up a puppy* C'mon Xen...do it for the puppy! Do it for the puppy...
Xen: But I......Naah, I can't.....but whats the poin....ARRRGH!!!! I'LL DO IT!!!!!!!!
*Xen transforms into a Dark Dragon and gets to work*
Xen: *mumbling* Stupid Razor getting me to do all this hard work by holding up a cute puppy. Stupid puppy for being so cute and for making anyone do something easily just because it is cute....
Red: *Flailing around on pool table* AAAAAAH!!!!! FISHSTICKS!!!!!!!!
Post by: Robotam on November 24, 2004, 05:27:04 PM
Robotam: Guys, what did I miss?
Xen: *Sigh* Not again!
Post by: WarxePB on November 24, 2004, 06:34:57 PM
Warxe: The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
Robotam: What is he screaming about?
Xen: No idea.
_ghost_ Red: That's it. I'm gonna slap him silly.
Xen: He's already a little silly.
_ghost_ Red: True.
Warxe: *starts having convulsions on the pub floor*
Post by: Grandy on November 24, 2004, 08:58:22 PM
Xen: Hey, guys...He was right. The sky IS falling!!!
Post by: Xen on November 24, 2004, 09:43:15 PM
Xen: Well, MY day certainly gets better....I get punched 10 times by everyone, I get a gun taken from me, and I have to repair this stupid pub!
*Razor gives Xen an angry stare*
Xen: This GREAT pub I mean!
Red: Hey! It's not just all 'bout you Xen! We will all be killed because of the falling sky! Except for me! *Does a little dance*
Post by: Grandy on November 24, 2004, 09:52:45 PM
Xen: We live in a world where Vampires thinks they're white dwarfs, a skelleton can drink beer, a drunken reploid is in a pub for no reason, animals-middle-wolf-things can have a pub with fights all the mondays, wednesdays, and some fridays. And you want to talk about logic?
Grandy: You have a point. So, since the world is about to fall, shouldn't us be like, you know, screaming and all that stuff?
Post by: Xen on November 24, 2004, 09:57:57 PM
Razor: Cloud at 10 o'clock!!!
Grandy: Cloud? Strife?
Razor: NOOO! A Cloud!!!!
*Grandy gets taken down by a cloud*
Xen: *singing* Mad World....
Post by: Grandy on November 24, 2004, 10:13:33 PM
Razor: Why you're so happy? YOU GONNA DiE!!!!
Warxe: I will? Damn!
Red*dancing and siging*: I will not die! I will not die! I will not die! I will not die! I will not die! I will not die! I will not die!
Grandy: Yeah! We know that!
Biebermaus: DUCK!! THERE COMES A STORM!!
Grandy: The X-Men one?
Xen: you really need stop playing games.
Post by: Xrifon on November 25, 2004, 07:29:44 AM
Oh, and by the way, can I join this rp thingy?
Post by: Razor on November 25, 2004, 11:33:43 AM
Razor: ruiner! you ruined everything, ruiner! *walks off* *walks back* my sister likes you. *walks off*
Now what was that from, and who were the characters?
Post by: Grandy on November 25, 2004, 01:07:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Xrifon
Im sorry to interupt every1s game here, but how do I get the images from photobucket to be my avatars and such?
Oh, and by the way, can I join this rp thingy?
1-This isnt the right place to post this.
2-Sure, why not?
Post by: Grandy on November 25, 2004, 01:37:18 PM
Red*still singing and dancing*: You're gonna die, but I'll not! You're gonna die, but I'll not! You're gonna die, but I'll not!
Razor: SHUT UP!!!
Grandy: You'll not die, but you can turn into ashes and to live for the eternity without move, alone, sad, without friends, for all, all the eternity.
Red: ...Okay, thats not a very nice way to live.
Biebermaus: I'm dont want to interrupt anything important, but the storm is coming.
Post by: WarxePB on November 25, 2004, 01:56:43 PM
Xen: What?
Warxe: The 'Batman effect'. We'll say "To the place-
*Warxe disappears*
Razor: Oh, I remember this. To the top of the sky!
*The whole pub teleports to the top of the sky*
Grandy: That's a big storm.
Red: Reminds me of that one movie.
Warxe: *fading in* aaaaaaaaahhhhHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh... *fades out*
Xen: He fell into the storm.
Razor: Good riddance. He doesn't die, anyways, so we'll see him again.
Grandy: Wait. What's holding us up?
Xen: Uh oh.
*Pub starts to fall*
Post by: Grandy on November 25, 2004, 02:20:27 PM
Red: It's just me, or anyone else has this felling of Deja-vú?
Grandy: Well, we're much havier than Warxe, we'll see him in no time.
Red: What I said? Deja-vú.
Warxe: Hello, fellas.
Grandy: Where falling in the sea!!!
Red: Deja-vú MASTER!!!
Post by: Red Giant on November 25, 2004, 02:42:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Grandy
Xen: We live in a world where Vampires thinks they're white dwarfs.
_sweat_ I'm not even gonna explain this to you, you uneducated brute *Slaps Grandy*
:o Red: OH NO! THE SEA! WHO HERE CAN SWIM?!
:blush: All: *Silence*
:o Red: Wait! Xen! Transform into a dragon! You can fly!
:o Xen: That's a GREAT idea! *Transform and flys away*
_sweat_ Red: Uhhm, I mean with us riding you or something?
:p Xen: *In the distance* I know what you meant, succkeeeeer....
Post by: Grandy on November 25, 2004, 02:54:44 PM
Grandy: Oooooookay... Any other ideas?
Biebermaus: Well, we could start to pray.
Post by: Xen on November 25, 2004, 09:14:54 PM
Xen: Maaaaybe I should go and get 'em before they fall into the sea.....
Bahamut: Yes! You should Xen! Otherwise, you won't go to Dragon heaven when you pass away!
Xen: Bahamut? The Great Dragon God?
Bahamut: Yes! The one who starred in many Final Fantasys! But that's beside the point....Go and save your pub friends Xen!
Xen: Do I have to? I don't like them....
Bahamut: Thier lives depend on you! Go and save them!
Xen: No!
Bahamut: *holds up a cute puppy* Do it for the puppy Xen! Do it for the puppy...
Xen: Oh...I'll do it! You're as bad as Razor!
*Xen flies back*
Red: Oh well.....looks like this is the end of us all.....except for Xen...damn him.....*Sees Xen flying back* Oh look! There he is now!
Xen: Hello all! I've come here to save you all....*sighs*
*Xen jumps into the pub and lies down*
Xen: Get on everyone!
All: WOOHOO!!!!
*Everyone climbs on Xen*
Razor: Oh wait! Almost forgot!
*Razor runs and gets lots of beer. He puts it all on Xen*
Xen: AHHHGH!!! How much weight man? I can't carry everything y'know!
*Razor climbs on Xen*
Razor: My precious beer must never leave my side!
Xen: Whatever....LET'S GO!!!
*Xen flies away from the pub with everyone on him. After they depart, the pub lands in the sea*
Warxe: Damn...I liked that pub....
Razor: Told you we'd see Warxe again...
Post by: Grandy on November 25, 2004, 09:49:25 PM
Warxe: I know! We can use the Gate of The End of Time!
Grandy: Too much Chrono Trigger.
Warxe: So what?
Grandy: It's just a RPG!
Warxe: And where are us?
Grandy: In a RP...... oh... So, if I remember that game, there's a sky island where we can land and theres a Gate.
Xen: If its an Sky Island, and the sky is falling... its a normal island now?
Grandy:...I cant argue with this...
Red: Wait a sec: Biebermaus, here. Grandy, here. Warxe, here. Razor, here. Beer, we have. Money, we have. Xen, we're standing in your back...
Xen: Don't remind me.
Red: We forgot something...
*Inside the underwater pub*
Zero: Damn you all!!!
*Back to Xen's back*
Grandy: It's probly not important.
Post by: Xen on November 25, 2004, 10:00:48 PM
Red: Hey! I found something to stop us being bored!
*Red start's flicking Xen's wings*
Xen: Hey! ARRGH!!! WHAT'RE YA DOING?
Red: I'm bored. Torturing you is fun!
Xen: I can arrange it so that you don't torture me! Why don't you just get drunk or something? *ponders, looks worried and then corrects himself* No, don't get drunk. You're on my back, remember?
Red: Yes. Let's get drunk!
Xen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Razor: Hey! What did I bring all this milk for? *throws milk away*
Xen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Everyone starts to have a party on Xen's back*
Xen: Uggghhh....
Post by: Red Giant on November 25, 2004, 10:15:06 PM
:| Red: Hey, is it just me or does Xen's size constantly change? I mean, one second he's just big enough to smash a hole in the pub wall, the next he's big enough to hold us all and beer, could someone explain to me the log-
:o Warxe: AAAAH!! EVERYONE, DISREGARD RED AND LOOK DOWN THERE!!! IT'S ZERO!!
_veryangry_ Zero: *Riding on a convinent boat that went by and was hijacked by him* It's payback time!
:o Razor: Xen! Use your firebreath! It's our only hope!
:blush: Xen: I kinda... can't... uhm... breath... fire... as it were...
_veryangry_ Razor: WHAT?!
:blush: Xen: Heheh... sorry...
:o Warxe: He's powering up his gun! He's gonna shoot us! We need some kind of shiel to pro- aack!
*Xen Grabs Warxe and holds him in front of him*
Zero: DIIIIEEE!!! *Shoots energy shot**Warxe gets shot and blasted to pieces*
Post by: Razor on November 25, 2004, 10:18:56 PM
*but since we're on Xen the dragon, he couldn't have gotten far*
*and he didn't either, he only went to Xen's head*
Razor: *standing on the tip of Xen's nose like Titanic* Man that movie sucked. What a load of crap.
Xen: Get off there! I'm not insured for other people!
Razor: No! *grabs out bottle of milk* Here, have a drink, since you can't have alcohol and all.
Xen: Why thanks Razor.
*Razor crawls down and somehow pours the milk into Xen's mouth and crawls back up*
Xen: Thanks, Razor!
Razor: No problem! I found this down at that nice little corner shop. The crazy guy said that this was more special than the other milks!
Xen: O_o!!!
and it's not my fault that i started writing that before Red posted his.
Post by: WarxePB on November 25, 2004, 10:24:14 PM
Grandy: Whoa!
Warxe: I can never die. Remember that.
*looks down* As for him...
*summons a giant fish that eats Zero's boat*
Xen: Wait, where did that fish come from?
Warxe: I summoned it.
Xen: Why not summon us a floating island and a pub?
Warxe: Fine.
*summons a floating island with an identical pub on it*
Post by: Red Giant on November 25, 2004, 10:44:11 PM
*Island dissapears and fish regurgitates boat*
_veryangry_ Razor: NOW how are we gonna get out of this mess?
_veryangry_ Red: I DONT KNOW, but we have to find a solution that doesnt involve summoning. And that's that.
Post by: Grandy on November 25, 2004, 11:34:57 PM
Xen: We disappear, 'cause if the sky didnt fall, we dont need to go to the past, and if we dont go to the past, then no one will stops the sky of falling, so the pub will be destroyed again (or NOT again, since it will (or was) be destroyed at the first time) so if the pub is destroyed, we will look to the Time Gate, and then will stop the sky of falling, but then we will desappear, 'cause if...
:yell: Razor: Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!!!
_sweat_ Grandy: ...any other ideas?
:s Zero: I still aiming you, remember?
Post by: Kenshin_Sagara on November 25, 2004, 11:41:00 PM
Kenshin:oro?!?!?
*KS tries to slowly walk away without no one noticing
Post by: Grandy on November 25, 2004, 11:46:14 PM
Red: Dont try to explain what cannot be explained.
Post by: Kenshin_Sagara on November 26, 2004, 12:15:28 AM
Grandy:What the!?!?!(Swings a HARD punch and accidently knocks KS out by the surprise)
Red: Err...geuss he didnt leave yet.
Grandy: What should we do with him?
Red: Lets leave him there and get a drink
Grandy: Sur-(KS gains consious)
Kenshin: Ow my he-
Grandy: AAHH!!(accidently knocks KS out again)
Red: A lil jumpy today?
Post by: Grandy on November 26, 2004, 12:24:45 AM
Grandy: OK, now explain to me: How you get up here?
KS: Oro? Walking.
_sweat_ Grandy:.......GREAT! WHY DIDINT I THOUGT? OH YES,NO ONE CAN WALK IN THE SKY!!!
KS: The sky is ground now, remember?
Xen: He has a point, y'know.
Grandy: ...K, but one more question, one that I have since the first time I saw Hurouni Kenshin.
KS: What?
Grandy: What the heck "ORO" means?
KS: ........ I dont know.
_sweat_ Grandy: Great, just great.
:yell: Zero: I STILL HERE, YOU KNOW!!?!??!?!?
Post by: Razor on November 26, 2004, 01:08:39 AM
Razor: Well, since the world is ending currently, Xen's back is the new pub for now. Since it's my pub, shut up! *pushes Zero off of Xen*
Zero: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*fade*
....
....
....
*splash*
Razor: Oh yeah, end of the world tax, all drinks cost 35% more.
Post by: Grandy on November 26, 2004, 01:20:19 AM
Post by: Razor on November 26, 2004, 01:34:46 AM
Grundy: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*fade*
....
....
....
*splash*
Post by: Grandy on November 26, 2004, 02:21:27 AM
Post by: Robotam on November 26, 2004, 08:41:49 AM
_veryangry_Xen: Aw! What the hell was that!?
:|Red: It's just Robotam. I almost forgot about him.
:| Xen: Me too.
_veryangry_Robotam: ALMOST!? You guys left me at the pub dammit!
:eyes:Red: Yeah, right.
Post by: Red Giant on November 26, 2004, 10:07:05 AM
Robotam: A magician never tells his tricks.
Red: Right. Can we please sort out the problem with Zero down there?
Zero: I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you and I- *Phone rings*
*Zero picks it up*
Hello?
Megaman X: So whassup Z?
Zero: Watchin' the game an' havin' a bud'.
Megaman X: True, true.
Zero: WHAZZZUUUUUP?!
Megaman X: WHAZZZZUUUUP?!
Zero: Yo, whos that?
Megaman X: YO! YO! PICK UP THE PHONE!
Vile: Hello?
Zero: WHAZZZZUUUUP?!
Megaman X: WHAZZZZUUUUP?!
Vile: ZUUUUP?!
Megaman X: Yo! Where's Sigma?
Zero: Yo Sigma!
Sigma: ...... yo?
Zero: WHAZZZZUUUUP?!
Sigma: Whazzzuuuup?
Vile: ZUUUUP?!
Megaman X: WHAZZZZUUUUP?!
Sigma: zuuuuu- haha!
*BEEP*
Zero: Yo... hold on...
Zero: Hello?
Dr. Light: WHAZZZZUUUUP?!
Zero: UUUU
Megaman X: UUUUUUUU
Sigma: uuuu
Vile: UUUUU
Dr. Light: UUUUU
Megaman X: So whassup Z?
Zero: Watchin' the game an' havin' a bud'.
Megaman X: True, true.
Post by: Grandy on November 26, 2004, 02:48:58 PM
Robotam: Soooooo..... We still need another pub.
Zero: Roll? WHAZZZUUUUP?!
Megaman X: WHAZZZUUUUP?!
Sigma:whazzzuuuup?!
Vile:ZUUUUUP?!
Dr. Light: WHAZZZUUUUP?!
Roll: WHAZZZZZZUUUUP?!
Red: I think he forgot about us.
Xen: Let's just run away.
Everybody else: Agreed.
*Xen fly away (we still in his back)*
Zero's voice:WHAZZZUUUUP!?
Megaman X: WHAZZZUUUUP!?
Roll: WHAZZZZZZUUUUP!?
Sigma: whazzzup!?
Dr. Light: WHAZZZUUUP?
Dr. Willie: WHOZZZZZUUUP!?
Bass: WHAZZZUUUP!?
Vile: ZUUUUP!?
Blues: WHAZUUUP!?
Elecman: WHAZUZUP?
Gutsman: WHAAAAUP?
Ciel: WHEZZZZUP?
Aquaman: WHAZZGULP?
*Back to Xen's back*
_sweat_ Red: How many friends does he have?
Grandy: Well, with the Marvericks, Willies' Bads, Trons, Helpers, Guard Bots... more than 2500.
Red: So I guess he'll be talking for a long time...
Post by: Robotam on November 26, 2004, 03:07:14 PM
:pZero: Yo, Robotam? Whazzzup!?
_veryangry_ Robotam: Shut up!
*30 minutes later*
:|Robotam: Xen, where are we heading?
(Z)Xen: Me? I'm just fying around in circels.
_sweat_ Robotam: I'll just pretend that you didn't say that.
Post by: Kenshin_Sagara on November 26, 2004, 03:07:32 PM
Razor:I heard that!!!!!!*Razor pushes Kenshin off Xen*
KS:OOOORRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?!?!?!?!?????*fade*
......
......
......
*splash*
Post by: Xen on November 26, 2004, 05:45:57 PM
Robotam: C'MON XEN! YOU COULD AT LEAST STOP FLYING AROUND I CIRCLES AND FIND SOMEWHERE TO GO!!!
Xen: Don't question the pilot Robotam! You're lucky I even considered saving you!
Robotam: You never saved me.
Xen: uuuum....You're lucky to be alive!
Robotam: Ugggghhh....*slaps head*
Razor: Hey Xen! If your back is gonna be the new pub, I need store rooms for our supplies!
Xen: Hmm.....
Razor: Hows about I use your stomach as the store room?
Xen: 1) I'll get bad stomach pains.
2) The supplies would probably get digested.
3) I don't think anyone would wanna go in my stomach to get the supplies.
4)No.
Razor: C'mon!!!
Xen: No!
Razor: *holds up cute puppy* Do it for the puppy Xen! Do it for the puppy....
Xen: Uggggghhhhh.....*slaps head*
1 HOUR LATER
Red: One beer Razor!
Razor: Wait a sec. Robotam! It's your turn to get the supplies!
Robotam: Ugggghhhhh.....
Xen: Don't look at me!
Post by: Kenshin_Sagara on November 26, 2004, 06:46:20 PM
Xen:OUCH!! What was that?
Grandy:I think its the oro guy...
KS:oro?
Grandy:yep it is...
Razor:Hey didnt I push you off?
KS:well you did, than i tried to swim to shore but was swallowed by a whale than shot out of its blow hole and ended up here again!
Red:wow!I geuss rurouni's really do travel everywhere.
KS:....ya know what I think i'll stay here for a while.
Razor:hmm....sure but you gotta do something for us...
KS:sure I'll do anything
*1 hour later*
Robotam:Hey how about some saki I heard that it sucks err i mean rocks.
Razor:Yeah sure!Wait...KENSHIN!!GO GET SAKI!!!
KS:(sigh)didnt I just get some a minute ago?
Razor:Hey! we never forced you to do the job of getting the booz. You accepted it remember?
KS:.....*mumbles*you guys are such alcoholics......
Post by: Grandy on November 27, 2004, 06:09:58 PM
Xen: NO I AM NOT!
Red: His opinion doesn't count.
Grandy: I know that.
KS: Okay... Heres the saki.
Razor: Good, now bring some wine.
KS: Why dont you asked before, so I could bring the saki and the wine, without take much time, and without I have to go again?
Red: His opinion doesn't count.
Razor: I know that.
Post by: ipoopedontheroof on November 27, 2004, 11:08:40 PM
Post by: Xen on November 27, 2004, 11:16:51 PM
Red: Yeah, you do that...
Xen: I was gonna anyway...
*Xen lands on the island*
Xen: Now.....Everyone get the heck offa my back so I can get some goddamn rest!
*Everyone gets the heck offa Xen's back and Xen begins to get some goddamn rest*
Xen: Uggghhh....my back is hurting badly....*looks at back* Heeeey! Who's been tallying the days I've been flying on my scales?
Red: I did. I needed to record the days somehow!
Xen: Hmmm.....uuugghhhhhh....my stomach....*Xen regurgitates some bottles of beer* How much did you have to put inmy stomach Razor?
Razor: A pub needs lots of beer!
Xen: Is anyone grateful at all for me saving them? And the fact that I have flew my wings off, all round this crazy world?
*Silence*
Xen: That's what I thought...
*Xen goes to sleep*
Grandy: Now's our chance to do something to Xen...
Post by: Razor on November 29, 2004, 08:58:18 PM
GrAndy: THIS ISN'T WHAT I HAD PLANNED!! *is tied to the tip of Xen's tail*
Razor: *dusts off hands* Hey! Be thankful I didn't push you off for correcting me!
Post by: Red Giant on November 29, 2004, 09:58:27 PM
Razor: Red... what are you doing to Xen?
Red: Well, at first I was chipping a mark on Xen's scales for today, since I didnt do one, but then I got a little... carried away....
Razor: Running out of space might be a problem.
Xen: *Waking up* Huh?! What the hell?! What are all these marks doing on me?! What have you been DOING to me?!?!
Grandy: *Tied to Xen's tail* Little help?
Xen: Huh? Who said that? *Turns around*
Grandy: Hey! Over here!
Xen: Hm... perhaaps if I turn around AGAIN! *Turns around* Ahh... NOW I have it! *Turns around again*
Post by: Mr. X : Syndicate Leader on November 29, 2004, 11:56:36 PM
Why did I come here again???
KS: What are you doing here Mr. X?
Mr. X: .... Oh yeah, I need some refreshments of alcoholic sorts.
KS: Sure.
.......
Mr. X: (Looks underneath a box) How the hell does fully cooked food get here?
Post by: Red Giant on November 30, 2004, 12:00:29 AM
Mr. X: Random islands are the best buissness meeting points.
Red: Oh... So how did you know there was a pub setting up here?
Mr. X: I saw a furry, a skeleton, a giant chipped dragon with a guy strapped to his tail, and naturally I assumed this was a pub.
Post by: Razor on November 30, 2004, 09:50:08 PM
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Gr[GLOW]A[/GLOW]ndy: Well, Razor, thanks for getting me off that tail... (even if you were the one to tie me to it.)
Razor: Think nothing of it. *throws Grandy into the ocean*
*splash* Grandy: Ahhh! Nooo! The undertoe has me! The undertooooeeeeeeee *fades*
Red: Why do you keep doing that?
Razor: He corrected me twice, Red. Twice! That's a least once more than once!
Red: It IS once more than once.
Razor: You want some too?!?
Red: Shut up.
Post by: Grandy on November 30, 2004, 10:25:29 PM
Razor: You really think I'll listen to you?
Grandy: Not really... But I can try... *looks to Mr. X* A new face uh? I'll warn you: Don't EVER correct Razor... Dont EVER destroy a bottle of beer when Zero is around... Dont EVER forget Robotan in a underwater pub... OR you'll die in a miserably way... after much pain... the pain... the pain... the horror....................
Mr.X: Okay... I'll remember...
Grandy: Good........you're smart.....pretty smart......pain.........horror..........it hurts.......hurts..... too much pain......... I'm scared............... *faints :x *
Mr.X: He's aways like that?
Xen: Some of us are worse.
Post by: Red Giant on November 30, 2004, 11:13:37 PM
Post by: Xen on December 01, 2004, 05:22:30 PM
Grandy: ........
Xen: *ahem*
Red: Oh....*points to Xen* And that's Xen....He's done a lot for us since the sky fell and all, but he's not important.
Xen: Well that's nice Red....
*Xen flies away*
Xen: Goodbye y'all!!!!!
Grandy: Oh well.....now we're stranded on this small island. What was Xen thinking?
Post by: WarxePB on December 01, 2004, 06:39:54 PM
Mr. X: ?
Red: He's always like that.
Mr. X: Well then... Beers all around! *hands bartender money*
Post by: Darkfox on December 01, 2004, 06:40:48 PM
Lightwolf: Hey... where did you get that...
Darkfox: None for you!
Neth: Now... who's on my hitlist... *takes a list from his suit andchecks through it* hmmm... well... I'm way too late for Red...
Carbunka: SANTA CLAUSE!! *jumps in Neth's lap* I want a pony, and a train... OOOOH! And some new movies... and uh...
Neth: O_o ...!? I'm not Santa!
Carbunka: *thinks* OH! Your a leprechaun! In that case I want a rainbow!!
Neth: *sweatdrop*
Carbunka: Hey wait your that mean clown man...
Neth: JESTER! NOT CLOWN!! GRAAAAH!!
*Carbunka slaps Neth and walks away to where Darkfox and Lightwolf are*
Carbunka: What a rude man...
Neth: *under his breath* I've killed people for much much less...
Carbunka: So... *looks at Darkfox*
Darkfox: *gulps down cheese* Want some...?
Lightwolf: How come you share with her and not me!?
Darkfox: Uh... I don't know?
Lightwolf: ...
Darkfox: ...
Lightwolf: ... Works for me! Wait a second... *looks over at Carbunka* Hello Carbunka!!
Carbunka: ...uh... hello?
Post by: Razor on December 01, 2004, 09:15:42 PM
Razor: You KNOW I never said that!
*Darkfox pulls a tape recorded out of his pocket and presses a button*
TR Razor: Now where was I?
TR Darkfox: "I'm a little teapot short and"
TR Razor: Oh that's right. I'm a little teapot short and I WILL KILL YOU ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Darkfox stops the tape* *Razor slowly retreats*
Razor: *underbreath* Stupid Darkfox with his stupid Tape Recordings and his stupid Pineapple Plantation in Hawaii with the stupid volcanoes that kill all the stupid people...
Post by: Xen on December 01, 2004, 09:46:33 PM
Red: He's back....
Xen: I was bored....
Red: .......
Xen: I got lonely.....
Red: ...............
Xen: I...........
Red: Well?
Xen: I didn't want to be out of the story....
Red: You're unimportant....no one cares....
*Sad violin music*
Xen: Awww...that's not fair...I saved your life...and you still say I am unimpor.......DAMN VIOLIN PLAYER!!!!! I JUST WANNA SPEAK TO RED!!!!!!
*Violin music stops*
Xen: *sighs* This ain't gonna work......but first....
*Xen disposes of the Violin player*
Xen: That's better!
*Xen flies away*
Xen: Goodbye y'all!!! Wait.... I've done this before....
*Xen flies back*
Red: He's back....
Xen: I was bored....
Red: .......
Xen: I got lonely.....
Red: ...............
Post by: Kenshin_Sagara on December 01, 2004, 11:14:24 PM
Mr. X: Hey cheer up I'll talk to you kens-
Razor: Hey Mr.X why dont ya come on over here i wanna talk to you.
Mr. X: Why sure!*dashes away*
KS: Man I'm so lonely....
*Sad violin music plays*
KS: Oro?!? Didnt xen get rid of you?
*violinsists ignores KS, stops playing music and goes over to xen again and than plays again*
:( KS: not even that guy would talk to me....
........
Xen: Hey what the hell?!?!? Why are you still here?
*Xen disposes of the violin player...again...*
Post by: Darkfox on December 02, 2004, 12:05:00 AM
Post by: Razor on December 02, 2004, 04:18:54 AM
Red: What did you say?
Razor: I said EVERYBODY BUY DRINKS NOW.
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I remember now! Sech Aechi made the first pub. Well... noone has to know that. Which reminds me... *runs off to set his car on fire, specifically the boot, where [STRIKE]Seth is tied up and gagged[/STRIKE] nothing in particular is located.
Post by: Xen on December 02, 2004, 12:02:41 PM
Razor: *butting in* Shut up!
Xen: .....hmm.....why am I still in Dragon form?
*Xen changes back to his human form, but appears to be much larger than everyone else*
Xen: WTF?????
Red: I think everyone changed your size while we were on your back. Surely there must be some logic to thi..
Xen: Theres none.
*Xen shrinks back to normal*
Xen: See? We can do what we like!
*Xen turns into a sandwich*
Xen: Well this brings back memories....
*Flashba-
Red: Quit it.
*Xen transforms back*
Post by: Red Giant on December 02, 2004, 01:51:54 PM
*Everyone chills out lying on the beach ::) sipping drinks, and the thing they do at the end of looney toons and the beggining of james bond happens, you know, with the blackness and the shrinking circle which shrinks into Razor's head*
Razor: A Thethe thethethethe thats all folks! *Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun DUN!*
*Credits rolling*
*New episode*
Previously, on the charas pub:
Razor: Island, eh?
Warxe: Please don't shoot me! *hands Mr. X his wallet and runs off*
Xen: Awww...that's not fair...I saved your life...and you still say I am unimpor.......DAMN VIOLIN PLAYER!!!!! I JUST WANNA SPEAK TO RED!!!!!!
KS: No body cares to talk to me anymore....
Razor: I said EVERYBODY BUY DRINKS NOW.
Red: Hey, why are we arguing? We're on a beach and we have alchohol! Nothing is wrong!
And this time, on the charas pub:
Post by: Darkfox on December 02, 2004, 09:30:01 PM
Darkfox: Eh! You'll have chocolate milk, how does that sound?
Carbunka: That does sound good.
Neth: Grr... I gotta kill sombody thats still alive... *looks at list again*
Post by: Xen on December 02, 2004, 09:46:41 PM
Neth: Xen! He's next! *To everyone* Anyone seen someone called 'Xen'?
Xen: Oh I know him! *points at some guy just sitting there, whoever he is, AND however he got there* That's him right there!
Some guy Xen pointed to: Huh? Wha?
Neth: It's settled then. *kills the guy Xen pointed to and ticks Xen of his list*
Xen: Heh heh....ain't gonna kill me now....but I can come back anyway.
Post by: Grandy on December 02, 2004, 10:02:21 PM
Neth: You want to be the first?
Grandy: No, I dont.
Warxe: Why this is called charas pub, if it does not have any pub anymore?
*the pub appears floating in the sea, and stops in the beach*
Red: Thats really weird...
Xen: Did you see something not weird lately?
Red: Point.
Grandy: Thanks God, now we have where to stay.
*An omnipotent and omnipresent voice speaks from nowhere and everywhere, from the alfa to omega*: NO PROBLEM, MY SON.
*Everione looks up*
Warxe: Now THAT was weird...
Post by: Xen on December 02, 2004, 10:37:39 PM
*Xen runs inside and helps himself to supplies*
Post by: Kenshin_Sagara on December 02, 2004, 10:58:34 PM
Grandy: Why's KS talking to himself?
Mr. X: Ooohh he's was complaining about noone talking to him so i think he's gone crazy.
KS: Hmmm I wonder why it never gets dark here?...
Grandy: Hmmm...talking to yuorself is pretty bad.
KS: Hey since I'm working as a servant I wonder...could I get free drinks?....
Red: What are you guys talking about?
Mr. X: KS's gone crazy cause no one talks to him.
KS: Hmm...do i even get payed?
Razor: No you dont you volunteered. anyways get me some whine.
KS: Okay here ya go Hey ya kno Razo-
*Razor walks away to Mr. X and Grandy*
Razor hey guys so whats new?
Grandy: KS gone crazy and talks to himself now...
Razor: oh cool, anyways why dont you guys get some drinks theres a 50% sale going on...
Mr. X: Hmm... 50% why sure lets go grandy.
Razor: (whispers) Oh yeah its 50% up the regular price. MUAHAHAHAH
KS: Why do so many people say I look like a chibi sanosuke when my Names Kenshin SAGARA!! not HIMURA!!!.... :( ....Im sooo alone...
*KS crouches into beatle position and sucs on his thumb.*
Post by: Red Giant on December 02, 2004, 11:00:57 PM
*Writes "Come to Red's beach pub" on a bit of paper, rolls it up, puts it in a bottle and hurls it to sea*
Razor: Did you write "Red's pub"?
Red: ... it's a... legal thing. Heheh. Those crazy lawyers.
Some guy *Holding the bottle*: Hello, I recieved your bottle ad, and I-
Red: Yep! Welcome to red's pub! This is the pub! I am red! I own the pub! The pub is owned by me! no doubt about it!
Razor: ...
Red: Legal thing!
Some guy: Oh, good, you're the owner. I'm here to sue you for dropping waste in the ocean.
Red: ... and BY red I mean RAZOR! Yep, THAT's red!
*Points at Razor*
Yep, that's Red, this is his pub, he is red, who owns the pub, sue him, not me, for he is the owner of the pub.
Razor: ... uhm... *Grabs bottle off guy and smashes it over his head* Problem solved.
Red: Phew! Amazing what we can get through when we work together, eh buddy?
Razor: _sweat_
Post by: Xen on December 02, 2004, 11:28:18 PM
Xen: I heard someone say advertisement campaign. And about Red's pub. Where is Red's pub anyway?
*Xen picks up the note*
Xen: Cooooool!!!! Red has a pub! On a beach! Coooooooooool!!!
..........................Where is it?
Red: You raided it. This minute ago.
Xen: Correction. I raided Razor's pub! The one behind me. *turns around* The one that now says 'Red's Beach Pub'.
Red: So you had better give the stuff you raided back to me.
Xen: No. I'm giving it to Razor, it WAS his pub after all.
Razor: It still is. ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!! *Xen dumps all of the milk bottles on Razor*
Xen: There you are Razor! Now. Let's raid Red's pub!
Post by: Kenshin_Sagara on December 02, 2004, 11:39:43 PM
Post by: Mr. X : Syndicate Leader on December 02, 2004, 11:45:23 PM
Sounds quite interesting......
RIIIIINNNG!!!! ........
Shoot!! An other bussiness meeting!!!
Now I'll miss all the fun!!
KS:ORo!! Hey!! Mr. X!! You're still here!!
Mr. X: Sorry Kenshin, gotta go now!!!
(Summons random helicopter)
KS:Nobody loves me anymore....
Mr. X:...Aw s***!! Come on Kenshin, want to go create some mass chaos.
(..After all, Thats what business meatings are all about :D )
KS: Yeah!! Business was a little slow so what the heck!!
Mr. X: Well then!! To the City!!!!!!
(Both Kenshin and Mr. X leave off to create some mass chaos...)
Grandy: I'll get a drink... hey, were did everyone go???
Post by: Xen on December 03, 2004, 12:02:03 AM
*silence*
Xen: Anybody? C'mon!!!!
*silence*
Xen: Ohhh...you're all boring!!!!
*Xen jumps into the ocean to starts swimming*
Grandy: Wouldn't he be better off flying?
Red: Dunno. *looks at Xen* Oh look. Xen is being mauled by sharks. And look, his legs have been ripped off. How WILL he get out this one?
Grandy: Cool! His blood is green!
*Everyone watches Xen as he gets mauled by sharks*
Post by: Mr. X : Syndicate Leader on December 03, 2004, 12:13:22 AM
Mr. X: What?
Heli Pilot Jet:Ehh, sir, someone is getting mauled by sharks.
Mr. X: How about that.
Post by: Razor on December 03, 2004, 03:07:02 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Red Giant
Red: YEAH! BEACH PUB! I'll get to work on an advertisement campaign!
*Writes "Come to Red's beach pub" on a bit of paper, rolls it up, puts it in a bottle and hurls it to sea*
Razor: Did you write "Red's pub"?
Red: ... it's a... legal thing. Heheh. Those crazy lawyers.
Some guy *Holding the bottle*: Hello, I recieved your bottle ad, and I-
Red: Yep! Welcome to red's pub! This is the pub! I am red! I own the pub! The pub is owned by me! no doubt about it!
Razor: ...
Red: Legal thing!
Some guy: Oh, good, you're the owner. I'm here to sue you for dropping waste in the ocean.
Red: ... and BY red I mean RAZOR! Yep, THAT's red!
*Points at Razor*
Yep, that's Red, this is his pub, he is red, who owns the pub, sue him, not me, for he is the owner of the pub.
Razor: ... uhm... *Grabs bottle off guy and smashes it over his head* Problem solved.
Red: Phew! Amazing what we can get through when we work together, eh buddy?
Razor: _sweat_
OMFG you made me laugh so much I was choking on my macaroni and cheese! :D
Razor: Hey everyone! Extreme sale! All beer a mere $50 per bottle each!
Warxe: isn't that more expensive than before?
Razor: Er no, of course not. Never. How could you say that? Get drinkin.
Warxe: Nah, no thanks. I'm not thirsty at the mo-
Razor: I said, get. Drinking.
*Warxe slowly backs away to an awaiting bottle."
Red: So what various adventures shall the pub go on next? How about we go into space!
*enitre pub shoots off the ground and heads to space at extreme speeds*
Razor: Nah we did that already.
*pubs falls down at extreme speeds*
Red: Yes but we can do it again.
*up*
Razor: No.
*down*
Red: Fine then, you think of a plan.
Razor: I think I'll leave this up to
[GLOW]___________________________________[/GLOW]
Razor's super happy fun time mystery post end!
Here's some fun for you, the next poster! You decide!!! Who does Razor let have a go at making a various adventure for the pub? Is it -
[SHADOW]Xen?[/SHADOW]
[SHADOW]Officer_Barbrady?[/SHADOW]
[SHADOW]The_Denver_Broncos?[/SHADOW]
Only YOU decide!
[GLOW]___________________________________[/GLOW]
Post by: WarxePB on December 03, 2004, 03:13:00 AM
Odin: Attention!
Seph: We're looking for Zero. Anyoen know where he is?
Grandy: Zero? That drunken robot?
Drake: That's the one.
Shado: Oh yes. You get a reward...
*pulls out sword and stabs Grandy to death*
Odin: Hey! That was my job!
Seph: Stop whining and help me get Zero.
*Odin and Seph go behind the bar, and pull Zero out a few seconds later*
Zero: ...Huh? You guys?
Drake: Next...
Seph: We're taking over this pub!
Razor: Huh?
Red: This is my pub!
Guy: It IS your pub!
Red: I thought you were dead!
Odin: ZANTETSUKEN!
*decapitates Guy*
Seph: This pub is now property of the Table of One Wing!
Razor: Says who?
Seph: Says me!
Red: Bring it, fleshies!
*5 seconds later*
Seph: *dead*
Red: Anyone else want to mess with us?
Odin: No, that's okay.
*picks up Seph, and the TOW retreats into their floating fortress*
Warxe: What happened there?
Red: Never underestimate the power of the undead.
Razor: I'm still without an adventure!
Warxe: How about you... start your own rival pub?
Post by: Razor on December 03, 2004, 03:26:38 AM
Red: Now Razor, noone likes a liar.
Razor: *gritted teeth* But-it's-mine... *twitchy*
Red: A lot of my sweat and blood went into this!
*everybody stops drinking, remains O_O, and spits out their drinks*
Red: Figure of speech, figure of speech, keep drinking.
*everybody continues drinking*
Red: *whispering* poor ignorant fools.
Razor: Yeuch, I was wondering why there were bones in the beer. *pours out bottle onto the bartop and a finger falls out*
Red: Pinkie! I wondered where you went!
Post by: Darkfox on December 03, 2004, 07:12:13 AM
"He is immortal, he has inside of him th..."
*Lightwolf grabs the guy singing and tosses him through the roof*
Lightwolf: Ahem, as I was saying... I'm immortal, strong *flexes*, I have supernatural powers *creates a sword out of dark energy for a little while* and darn handsome to boot *grins stands tall*! Hwahahaha!
Darkfox: The blood rushed to his brain again...
Carbunka: Somthing has rushed to his brain...
Neth: ... I wanted to do that...
Guy: Make a big crazy speech?
Neth: No... toss a guy through the ceiling...
Post by: WarxePB on December 03, 2004, 01:59:09 PM
Lightwolf: Okay, who said that? *looks around pub*
Warxe: Hey, stop looking at me!
Lightwolf: I wasn't!
Warxe: Uh oh... *books it*
Lightwolf: Come back here! *runs after Warxe*
Red: Ha. He calls himself immortal...
Post by: Darkfox on December 03, 2004, 03:36:15 PM
Carbunka: Um... uh oh... my brain just stopped...
Darkfox: *sweatdrop* Meaning he don't age.
Carbunka: Oh! Now I get it!
Post by: Grandy on December 03, 2004, 07:09:05 PM
Grandy's Ghost: Hey, I still dead... A phoenix down... please?... Anyone...? Just a little phoenix down.....? Can't anyone cast raise or raise2 or something like that?........ C'mon................?
Red: Shut up! I'm trying to drink!
Grandy's Ghost: But I'm dead...
Red: Me too, so what?
Grandy Ghost: But I dont like to be dead...
Red: Hey, at least, you learned the meaning of life.
Grandy's Ghost: Oh, yeah, and I can tell to everyone now!
Razor: So, tell, whats the meaning of life?
Grandy's Ghost: The meaning of life is wh-
WILL GRANDY'S GHOST TELL TO THE MORTAL WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
WILL THE MEANING OF LIFE BE GOOD? OR BAD?
WILL MR.X AND KS EVER COME BACK TO THE PUB? (At least ks, he is who do all the work)
DONT FORGET TO WATCH THE NEXT EPISODE! IN THE SAME CHARAS TIME, IN THE SAME CHARAS CHANNEL!
Post by: Darkfox on December 03, 2004, 07:28:31 PM
"NO! NOT THAT! AGHHH!!!!"
*Lightwolf tosses the disembodied voice through the ceiling, an impression of a person is seen*
Eustace: Stupid invisible men!
Post by: Xen on December 03, 2004, 07:38:41 PM
Xen: Hmmm...while I was gone, I was dead....and I helped feed some sharks....that is all....
*silence*
Xen: C'mon....at least say SOMETHING!!!!
*silence*
Xen: Oh fine!!!!
*Xen jumps into the ocean and starts swimming*
Red: Oh look, Xen is being mauled by sharks....again.....
Grandy's Ghost: Heeeeey!!! How come he comes back, but I still stay here....as a ghost!
Red: You could at least finish telling us what the meaning of life is!!!
Grandy's Ghost: Oh yeah! The meaning of life is......I forgot....
Post by: Darkfox on December 03, 2004, 07:46:54 PM
Lightwolf: ... ... ... ...
Eustace: Works for me! Wahahaha... *puts on scary mask and goes BOOGABOOGABOOGA to Razor*
Razor: AGHHHH! *runs*
Eustace: Heeheehee! Stupid Homo Lupis.
Carbunka: Such language!
Darkfox: Wolfman Carbunka. It's the scientific name for a wolfman.
Carbunka: Ohhh... ... ... ... I never knew scientists were such potty mouths!
Darkfox: *sweatdrop and falls over* wait... how the heck does Eustace, who's had no education what-so-ever, know the scientific name for a wolfman...
Eustace: BOOGABOOGABOOGA!!!
Darkfox: Aghh! *jumps upwards and clings to the ceiling with tails all bushed out like a cat*
Eustace: Heeheehee! Stupid shinjuu!
Post by: Mr. X : Syndicate Leader on December 03, 2004, 07:54:33 PM
Mr. X: How about that, what a determined fellow.
KS: ORO??
Mr. X: You said it....
KS:Should we help him.
Mr. X: Meh..... well.... (Should I??)
Heli Pilot Jet: When does our meeting start???
Post by: Grandy on December 03, 2004, 08:11:04 PM
Razor: Destroyed chairs...
Warxe: ...forgot me in the underwater pub...
Red: ...fooled Zero to attack me...
Xen: ...did'nt help me in any moment...
Razor: ...you corrected me 3 times.
Grandy's Ghost: No, just 2 times..................... Damn!
Razor: What I said? 4 times.
Grandy's G: Just 3......................DAMN!!!
Eustace: Stupid ghost of a stupid man in a stupid pub. *Put the mask and BOOGABOOGABOOGA to Grandy's G*
Grandy's Ghost: ...............You're trying to scare a ghost? Thats our job, ya know...
Razor: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY PUB? *throw Eustace to where's the invisible guy*
Red: MY pub.
Post by: Darkfox on December 03, 2004, 08:12:29 PM
*A big Tresh'Ktar warship comes down out of the clouds*
Darkfox: Oh great... now what...
*Dropods drop from the ship around the pub and multiple Tresh'Ktar come out in heavy suits as well as some huge Tresh'Ktar known as the Garudon*
*One of the Tresh'Ktar steps up to the bartender and picks him up off the ground*
Bartender: What do you want from me!?
Tresh'Ktar: Grah! Trah gi darod!
Garudon 1: Uh?
Garudon 2: Darod? Naki! Kar tinaka! *deep laugh*
Tresh'Ktar: *laughs and drops the bartender*
Darkfox: *Puzzled look, twitches*
Post by: WarxePB on December 03, 2004, 10:17:25 PM
Voice: Yes, aliens!
Warxe: Wait. I've heard that voice before... *looks up to see Razor with a megaphone*
Razor: It wasn't me! *disappears*
Garudon 2: *regards Warxe for a second*
Warxe: Not again! *books it*
*Zero wanders back into the pub*
Zero: Must.... have.... beer.....
Post by: Darkfox on December 03, 2004, 11:38:26 PM
*Dr. Weils creations barge in*
Kyubi Foxtar: Hey Zero, I had the tail attachments, what do you think? BE HONEST!!
Cactank: I lose weight, one pound, great eh Zero?
Rabbitca: I'm short... *cries* wait, Zero? Guess what, I'm your new partner and I'm going to jabber on, and on, and on...
Cactank: Move aside rabbit kid, I say I Cactank be Zero's comrade!
Kyubi Foxtar: ...just to avoid getting sliced in two again, I'll just say... I'm not one of Dr. Weil's numbers anymore. What does that even mean? It made me feel so... corny, sheesh.
*Gutsman is beating on a vending machine in the background*
Gutsman: Why not give Gutsman candy!?
*Shadowman appears*
Shadowman: Maybe you should insert money first?
*Shadowman disappears*
Gutsman: Uhhh... me knew that! *looks at vending machine* oopsy... sorry Vendingman
Vendingman: Ow! I'm getting Lawyerman to sue you!
Kyubi Foxtar: Aren't those Megaman's friends?
Post by: Xen on December 04, 2004, 05:59:39 PM
Xen: And that's the end of that story. Now get the **** out of my house!
Razor: This...isn't your house Xen. It's MY pub.
Xen: Did you like the story?
Razor: You never told us a story. You just appeared with a book and shut it.
Xen: You weren't listening to my story were you?You...you........you....ignorant...ignorer!!!!
Razor: You never told a story Xen! Ignorant Ignorer? You need to work on your insults.....
Xen: Whatever...I'm just gonna go to Razor's Pub now. Bye!
Razor: *slaps head* Stupid, stupid, stupid...
*Xen turns into a dragon and flies away*
Red: Oh look, Xen is being mauled by sharks with jetpacks. Do the sharks EVER give up?
*Everyone stands and watches as Xen is mauled by sharks with jetpacks*
Xen's distant voice: ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! THIRD TIME LUCKY! I WON'T DIE!!!!!
Post by: Darkfox on December 04, 2004, 06:39:57 PM
Post by: Grandy on December 04, 2004, 07:46:33 PM
Tresh'Ktar: Marom kargot makno batona, akan burka?... (And I still invading, you remember?...)
Razor: Shut up, you two! We're watching Xen be mauled by sharks with jetpacks! You can invade later!
*Xen enter in the pub, very, very, very, VERY wounded and bleeding*
Xen: Help!
*The sharks pull him back*
Xen: Aaaaaaack!
Red: Soon, he too will learn the meaning of life.
Razor: This is better than watch TV.
Zero: *drinking beer* I cant remember how I came here...
Grandy's Ghost: ... I'm getting impatient...
Post by: WarxePB on December 04, 2004, 07:47:02 PM
Red: What're you going to do about it?
Warxe: Hmm... I could...
Zero: Beer... Must have beer...
Warxe: ...pick on Zero!
*grabs beer glass*
Warxe: You want some beer, Zero? *holds beer glass in front of Zero's face*
Zero: Gimme...
Warxe: *pulls arm back at the last second* Can't have any! Hahahahaha!
Zero: Give me... and no one gets hurt...
Warxe: Want it, huh? Too bad!
Zero: Don't... play with me... *kills Warxe*
Post by: Grandy on December 04, 2004, 07:57:06 PM
Grandy's Ghost & Red: Welcome to the club.
Grandy: Wait... Aren't you immortal?
*Warxe's Ghost disappear, Warxe's Body start to move*
Warxe: Yes, I am.
Grandy's Ghost: Well, I think you're out the club... Did you learn the meaning of life?
Post by: Xen on December 04, 2004, 09:13:16 PM
Xen: And that's the end of th-
Razor: SHUT UP XEN! You haven't told us a story!
Xen: .........
Razor: ......
Xen: And that's the end of that st-
Razor: Xen!
Xen: Okay okay....*mumbling* Stupid Razor stopping me from talking when all I want to say is 'And that's the end of that story. Now get the **** out of my house!' when then I will jump into the stupid sea and start swimming and get stupidly mauled by stupid sharks and revive again as stupid me and start the stupid process over and over again.....
Post by: Darkfox on December 04, 2004, 09:14:53 PM
Lightwolf: Thats not scary...
Eustace: Stupid wolf...
Post by: Grandy on December 05, 2004, 12:31:15 AM
Grandy's Ghost: Okay, thats it! Xen can reborn, so I'll do it too!
*Grandy appears on a chair holding an open book. He shuts the book*
Grandy (Not more ghost WOOT! ) : And thats the end of th-
Razor: DONT YOU DARE TO COMPLETE THIS SENTENCE!!!
Grandy: It worked! YAY! No more ghost! I'm normal! I AM NORMAL!!!!
*Grandy points to a crucifix*
Grandy: Take THAT Jesus! I'm alive, and you can do NOTHING about it!!!
*Grandy is hit by a thunder, Grandy dies :x *
Grandy's Ghost: ..............Okay
*Grandy appears on a chair holding an open book. He shuts the book*
Grandy (No ghost again): And thats the en-
*Razor punch Grandy*
:blue-eye: Grandy: Okay Jesus, I learned the lesson... (sucker)
*A thunder destroy a chair next to Grandy*
Grandy: SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
* Grandy hides below a table*
Post by: Darkfox on December 05, 2004, 01:01:06 AM
Lightwolf: I can't put my finger on it but... somthing is badly missing to this pub...
*Ambrosia the white dragoness crashes down through the roof landing on the table Grandy was under*
Post by: WarxePB on December 05, 2004, 01:17:49 AM
Warxe: It worked!
LW: Huh?
Warxe: I was trying to summon a dragon. But the spell didn't work, so I had to cast it multiple times.
*The sound of beating wings is getting louder*
LW: Uh oh...
Post by: Darkfox on December 05, 2004, 01:25:13 AM
Ambrosia: Why am I here?
Post by: Grandy on December 05, 2004, 01:36:00 AM
Darkfox: Forget it...
*Sound of wings closer*
Post by: Darkfox on December 05, 2004, 01:48:31 AM
Ambrosia: *looks around* Friends are coming! *Combs through her hair with her fingers* I better look my best.
Post by: Xen on December 05, 2004, 01:57:13 AM
*Transforms into a Dark Dragon*
Xen: PARTY!! PARTY!!!
*sound of wings is louder and closer*
Xen: Party!!
Post by: Darkfox on December 05, 2004, 02:04:04 AM
Darkfox: (stupid Eustace...)
*A dragon comes down crashing into Eustace sending out the wall*
Ambrosia: Dragon friend! Welcome! *giggles*
Eustace: *all crippled and beaten* What did I do? *passes out*
Post by: Razor on December 05, 2004, 03:29:06 AM
*Razor slams the book.*
Weregnome: Well that was great. But when are you going to get customers?
Razor: I dunno. I figured reading a story about getting customers would make them come.
Weregnome: Oh well... how are we gonna get this new pub any business?
Razor: Maybe buy an air hockey table?
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Yes, I just made it so basically every post excluding the first three or so NEVER HAPPENED. Damn I'm good.
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Post by: Mr. X : Syndicate Leader on December 05, 2004, 03:56:52 AM
Mr. X and Company are going to crash near the pub!!!!
Mr. X: Holy ..... wait, I can't die from this, Meh.
Heli Pilot Jet:AHHHHHHH I forgot my jetpack!!!!@$#%!!!!
Mr. X: I'm hungry....
KS: Orooooooooo!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
Out of Ruble
Mr. X: Ahhh, see, that wasn't so bad..... wait, were is this place?
It looks like a pub...
KS: Whooooaaaa!!!!
Mr. X:Hey, who are you guys?
Razor:Who the?????
Weregnome:Who are you?
Mr. X: I'm Mr. X, I was just passing by and guess my helicopter screwed up so, well, now I'm here.
Razor:What a mess...
Mr. X: Seems like you got a bar going on here. May I....
Razor:What?
Mr. X: Have a drink of course.
Weregnome:CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!
(I'm not following the old story.Basically, I just crashed in this time, unlike last time were I just walked in sooo...)
Post by: Kenshin_Sagara on December 05, 2004, 04:06:46 AM
Razor: Nope! its a pub
KS: What's the difference?
Razor:....
KS: Anyways do you have any saki?
Razor: Yep We got everything!
KS: How much is it?
Razor: Uhh...200 per glass...
KS: WOW! only 200 yen?
Weregnome: Uh no its U.S. currency..so thats like 10000 yen or something.
:o KS: oRO!?!?!
Post by: Darkfox on December 05, 2004, 04:10:13 AM
Post by: Red Giant on December 05, 2004, 04:21:09 AM
*Cast*
*Everything goes back to the way it was with the dragons and Megaman characters blah blah blahblahblah*
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Eat your heart out, you furry runt.
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Post by: Darkfox on December 05, 2004, 04:25:10 AM
Gutsman: Me smash things with large objects! *picks up table*
Post by: Mr. X : Syndicate Leader on December 05, 2004, 04:31:41 AM
Ether Axel Stone pounded me so hard in Streets of Rage 2 that I got brain damage or It was this Russian Vodka!!!!!
Post by: Darkfox on December 05, 2004, 04:36:57 AM
Tammy: It was the vodka most likely...
Post by: Mr. X : Syndicate Leader on December 05, 2004, 04:44:12 AM
If I don't get some answers, I'm going to start to shooting some people!!!!
Post by: Darkfox on December 05, 2004, 04:49:01 AM
Post by: Mr. X : Syndicate Leader on December 05, 2004, 04:56:59 AM
Say, how's about we find some one else and see if they know what will happen next.This is one messed up place....
Post by: Darkfox on December 05, 2004, 05:06:31 AM
Post by: Mr. X : Syndicate Leader on December 05, 2004, 05:12:36 AM
Lets get going shall we.
TO THE.......
Meh, Gray Wolf GUY!!!!
Post by: Darkfox on December 05, 2004, 05:22:22 AM
Darkfox: Hey, dying ain't fun either.
Post by: WarxePB on December 05, 2004, 05:27:25 AM
Darkfox: ?
Warxe: Go ahead. Kill me.
*Mr. X shoots Warxe*
*Warxe falls down, blood spurting from the bullet wound. About 5 seconds later, the wound disappears, and Warxe gets up*
Warxe: Take that!
Mr. X: He didn't die!?
*Xios comes in*
Xios: I DEMAN... whoa, what's hapening here? *The pub is in a state of chaos*
Warxe: Understatement of this eternity.
Xios: Quiet. *animates a skeleton and sends it after Warxe*
Red: Okay, who stole my right femur?
Post by: Mr. X : Syndicate Leader on December 05, 2004, 05:30:57 AM
This is interesting.
(Shoots Warxe again)
Warxe: Hey stop that!!!
Mr. X: Heh, sorry.But its true, dieing kind of sucks, you wake up with killer pains!!!!
Post by: Darkfox on December 05, 2004, 05:35:25 AM
Darkfox: Ok... he don't stay dead. But you don't have to kill the guy over and over again.
Post by: Drace on December 05, 2004, 08:29:57 AM
Drace: HEEEE, GUES WHO'S BACK!!!!!!!!!
Others: Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Razor on December 05, 2004, 09:23:01 AM
Red: You ain't tha boss uh mae...
Razor: Just get drunk. And then have spasms on the pool table.
Red: Fine. But you better be paying me.
Razor: No, actually, you'll be paying me for the alcohol.
Red: Fine *you stupid furry runt with the stupid bar and the stupid alcohol... i love you alcohol i can't ever stay made at you...*
Razor: I hear mumbling!
Post by: Grandy on December 05, 2004, 04:21:55 PM
Post by: Xen on December 05, 2004, 04:48:00 PM
Razor: Gone.
Xen: Awwww! *transforms back to human form* Uggh. Crappy human skin. I need a better body layer....
Razor: We...don't really care.....
Xen: Tough...
*Xen rips his skin away, unveiling a scaly skin underneath*
Xen: That's better! Has more of a Dragon-like feel!
Razor: Xen! No...one...cares!
Xen: Whatever....
*Sound of book shutting*
Xen: What's with all this book shutting?
Razor: You Xen. Look.
*Xen looks and sees he is holding a shut book*
Xen: ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!! I'M TRAPPED IN A BOOK SHUTTING DIMENSION!!!!
*Throws the book away. The book hits Razor on the head and knocks him out*
Post by: Mr. X : Syndicate Leader on December 05, 2004, 04:56:22 PM
Darkfox:You're right.
Mr. X: Hey! A Dragon .....MAN!!!!
Darkfox:Thats just Xen.
Mr. X: Ahhhh Lets see if they know anything. Because I don't think the effects of Vodka last this long.
Post by: Kenshin_Sagara on December 05, 2004, 06:12:50 PM
Warxe: Damn that Mr. X shooting me so much....phew I need a drink.
*Warxe looks at KS*
Warxe: Err...Maybe not....
KS: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHEHEHAHEH.......................
*Slowly turns and glares at Warxe*
KS: What are you staring at?!?!?
Warxe: Errr nothing.
KS: LIAR!!!!
*Kenshin slices warxe in half....few seconds later he comes back alive.*
KS: DIE!!!!
*Kenshin kills warxe repeatidly*
_sweat_ Warx: Always coming bac to life and never dying is starting to be a bi-
*Gets sliced by kenshin than comes back again*
Warxe: -tch!
Post by: WarxePB on December 05, 2004, 06:42:08 PM
*transforms into a 20-foot tall angel*
KS: I've... had too much vodka... *passes out*
Warxe: *laughing* Always gets the- *the cardboard cutout falls on Warxe and crushes him*
Xios: How sad.
Warxe: Quiet, Xios! *summons a 100-ton cartoon anvil that falls on himself*
Xios: I rest my case. *walks over to the bar*
Bartender: What can I get you?
Xios: Anything with 120% alcohol in it.
Bartender: Here ya go. That'll be-
Xios: How about you keep your head for payment?
BT: That works.
*Xios gets up and starts walking away, but he falls into the hole the anvil made*
Post by: Xen on December 05, 2004, 07:41:54 PM
Mr. X: *rubs eyes* Must be the vodka.....yeah...it's the vodka....A guy with Dragon scales for his skin is...sitting on a chair.....shutting books while screaming....must be the....vodka....
Xen: Must....not.......shut.....another.....book.....ARRRGH!!! *throws the book away* ARRRGGHHHH!!!! I DIDN'T DO IT! *pauses* Cool!
*Xen looks around and realises he is in the pub*
Xen: Ahhh....home at last.....Now where was I....oh yeah....PARTY!!! PARTY!!! PARTY!!!
*Xen runs out of the pub chanting 'party'*
Post by: Drace on December 05, 2004, 08:32:16 PM
Xen: ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Xen on December 05, 2004, 09:22:26 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Xen
*Xen runs out of the pub chanting 'party'*
Xen: I left. But some force brought me back without me knowing. AND KNOW I'M SHUTTING BOOKS AGAIN!!! ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
*carries on shutting books*
Post by: Darkfox on December 05, 2004, 09:40:49 PM
Darkfox: *sweatdrop*
Post by: Red Giant on December 05, 2004, 09:40:53 PM
Post by: Razor on December 05, 2004, 09:50:59 PM
*gets crushed by large pile of books*
*muffled:*XEN!!!
Xen: ohmygodohmygodohmygod!! *shut* *throw* *get* *shut* *throw* *get* *shut* *throw* *get* *shut* *throw* *get* *shut* *throw* *get* *shut* *throw* *get* *shut* *throw* *get* *shut* *throw* *get* *shut* *throw* *get* *shut* *throw* The boooks!!!
Post by: Darkfox on December 05, 2004, 09:51:43 PM
Post by: Red Giant on December 05, 2004, 09:57:21 PM
Post by: Razor on December 05, 2004, 10:02:49 PM
Lightwolf: and to top it off, what are you doing on my back?!
Razor: oh... nothing... just writing... my name.
Lightwolf: Why!?!
Razor: no reason... *writes LW on his shirt*
Lightwolf: Eh?
Razor: Hey books, look, Razor got out alive! *points to Lightwolf*
Lightwolf: Eh??
*books all pile on Lightwolf*
Lightwolf: Noooooo glub glub glub....
Razor: He drowned in books. Arr.
Post by: Darkfox on December 05, 2004, 10:32:43 PM
Gutsman: Where books come from!?
Post by: Red Giant on December 05, 2004, 11:54:00 PM
My job here is done.
*Mr. T gets beamed up*
Post by: Darkfox on December 06, 2004, 01:11:14 AM
Post by: WarxePB on December 06, 2004, 01:30:05 AM
Razor: Huh?
*Warxe appears on the floor of the pub*
Warxe: Er... I don't really know.
*Warxe goes 8-bit*
Red: Aww isn't he cute?
*Lightwolf goes 8-bit for some reason*
Razor: This doesn't bode well.
Red: Since when do you say 'bode'?
Razor: I just wanted to beep beep bloop ding
*in mid-sentence, Razor went 8-bit*
Xen: Okay, that's starting to creep me out.
Red: As much as... books? *holds up a book*
Xen: NOOOOOO! NOT THE BOOKS!!!! BEEP DING BLEEP!
*You guessed it*
Red: Oooookay....
Post by: Red Giant on December 06, 2004, 01:57:22 AM
Now for some beer!
I just need to look down, and then I- AAAH!!!
*Beer is 8 bit*
Red: Oh god! The horror! It's lost a whole dimension! How do I drink it?! How do I pick it up?!
Post by: Darkfox on December 06, 2004, 02:05:15 AM
Post by: Red Giant on December 06, 2004, 02:13:59 AM
*Anvil falls through roof and lands on Red, they both fall through the floor*
Post by: Kenshin_Sagara on December 06, 2004, 02:21:28 AM
KS: wow thats some crazy vodka.....atleast the effects gone..
*KS looks at the 8-bit crew*
_sweat_ KS:...HOLY SH*T....phew its a good think I'm drunk or I would be worried.....i hate hang overs....I think im gonna stick to saki.......*KS passes out again*
.....
*PLOOP*
*Kenshin is now 8-bit*
Post by: Darkfox on December 06, 2004, 02:40:32 AM
Darkfox: Wow! It's all done with anvils! Uh... I don't get it but I think there is a splinter in my 5th tail...
Old Mario: Momamia! *POOF but remains the same* silly peoples, Im-a already eight bit-a!
Post by: Grandy on December 06, 2004, 03:22:45 PM
Xen: AAAAAH!!! THE BOOKS!! MAKE IT STOP!!! *shut a book take a book shut a book take a book*
*Xen goes 8-bit*
Xen: UH? Hey, I cant shut more books! I'm too small now!! PARTY!
*The books turn 8-bits*
Xen: NOOOOOO!!!
*One black book open as a mouth (you know, like the Harry Potter an the Chamber of Secrets, that scream-letter-thing)*
Black Book: You cant run Xen, we rule you!
*Xen hold his head*
:yell: Xen: NO, I IS NOT TRUE!!!
Black Book: You know its true, Xen, you cant escape!!!
Xen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
--Back to the ones that dont wanna be 8-bits--
Warxe: We have to grow up and fast!
Razor *looks to Toad (if Mario is there, Toad is too, everione is doing this) thinking*
Grandy: *Looks to where razor is looking* *Looks to Razor* I think I know waht you're thinking...
*The others look tho where they're looking* *Everyone looks each other and start smile*
--2 minuuts later--
Grandy *back to normal*: I still dont know how these mushrooms make grow up, but they sure taste good.
(Xen was screaming "NOOOOOOOO" and dont eat.)
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 06, 2004, 04:10:40 PM
Post by: Darkfox on December 06, 2004, 04:30:00 PM
Bartender: Bloop... *text pops up in old NES all caps style*
"Item: C. Cola"
"HOW MANY DO YOU WANT?"
And under that is...
"No. Owned: 0"
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 06, 2004, 04:33:50 PM
Red gets up and whacks his head on the text box. he swears and falls unconsious.
Post by: Red Giant on December 06, 2004, 04:47:27 PM
Billy: IT WAS ME!!1 (You only get this if you've seen arfenhouse)
Red: BIIIIIIIILLLYYYYYYY!!!!11!
Billy: LOOlOLLOLLOLLOLOLOLOOLLOLLO!!11!!LoL
Red: Right! I'm not standing for this!
*Red encounters Billy in ATB battle*
Red: *Humming battle music* Hm h hm h hm hm hm h hm h hm hm
*Billys Atb is faster*
Red: *Grabs his own atb and pulls it all the way to the top, then nails it in*
HAHA!
*Attack, attack, Firaga, Wateraga, Attack, Defend, Potion, Firaga, Attack, blizzaraga, Killeragaga, Bananananana, Phoenix down, attack, Groin kick!*
Billy: AAAaaAAaaaaaaHHhHHhhh!!! *Gets teleported into the groin kick realm*
Post by: Darkfox on December 06, 2004, 05:00:28 PM
*Wasaby appears in her usual black coat to match her black skin*
Wasaby: I've seen weirder...
*Wasabe runs in*
Wasabe: No you haven't...
Wasaby: Yes I have...
Wasabe *gets an annoyed look*: No you haven't!
Wasaby *also gets annoyed*: YES I HAVE!
Wasabe: Thats it!
*Wasabe vs Wasaby fighting game style thing pops up*
Announcer Voice: Wasabe versus Wasaby! ARE YOU READY TO FUMBLE!?
Darkfox: Ahem... it's rumble, not fumble...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 06, 2004, 05:03:18 PM
Post by: Darkfox on December 06, 2004, 05:45:32 PM
Darkfox: This could go on for a while...
Lightwolf: *Watches with great interest (What can I say? He's that kind of guy...)*
Post by: Razor on December 06, 2004, 09:47:36 PM
Lightwolf: Why? I'm enjoying this.
Razor: Because you stole my stalker! *points to a big fat guy with a I *heart* furries T shirt who has his face pressed up against the window staring at Lightwolf*
Lightwolf: Yikes.
Razor: And now we must battle, wolf against wolf!
*bar door opens*
???:Against Wolf!
Fangirl: Gasp! It's Wolf O' Donnell! *faints*
***Large brawl starts***
Darkfox: This is unnecessary.
Fox McCloud: You! Associate of Razor! We must Battle!
Darkfox: I hardly associate with Ra-
Fox: Silence!
***slightly smaller brawl starts***
Post by: Darkfox on December 06, 2004, 10:30:59 PM
*To Darkfox*
Starfox: Eat phaser! *pulls out his phaser and begins firing*
Darkfox: Hey! You could hurt sombody with that! *holds out his hand and begins blocking the beam shots.* Sheesh, can't we talk this over like gentlemen?
Post by: Red Giant on December 06, 2004, 11:11:51 PM
...
*Crickets chirp*
...
Yep, am i glad I don't have a rival.
...
...
*Crickets chirp*
...
...
Eeeh, screw it.
*Turns around to drink beer, just as skeletor, Jack (From nightmare before christmas), Nemisis and that skeleton thing of that thing, you know the one, all jump at his back, but collide with each other at such force that they are all destroyed and leave only white dust behind*
*Darkfox slips over the dust*
Post by: Razor on December 06, 2004, 11:26:01 PM
Razor: That's not cocaine, that's cooking flour.
Scarface: Oh. Right. *gets shot in the back with a shotgun by The Skull.*
Darkfox: Nooooooooo
Red: ooooooooo
Wasabe: oooooooooo
Slippy: oooooooooo
ROB64: ooooooooooo
Batman: oooooooooo
Xan Griegor: oooooooooo
Darkfox: -oooooooooooo
Slippy: -ooooooooooo
ROB64: -ooooooooooo
Xan: -oooooooooooo
Batman: -oooooooooo
Red: -oooooooooooo
Razor: Damn you Sosa!!!!
Red: -oooooooooooo
Razor: Red...
Red: -ooooooooooooo
Razor: Red!!
Red: -ooooooooooooo
Razor: Red you can stop now!!
Red: -ooooooooooo I don't want to oooooooooooooo
Razor: ....
Warning: You probably should see or at least understand Scarface before reading this.
Post by: Darkfox on December 06, 2004, 11:32:21 PM
Fox McCloud: *stands over Darkfox* Haha!
Darkfox: *gets up knocking heads with Fox McCloud KOing him* Oops... sorry!
Post by: Razor on December 06, 2004, 11:47:59 PM
Darkfox: Did that have a point?
Razor: No.
Post by: Darkfox on December 07, 2004, 12:54:40 AM
"Everybody loves Magical Trevor, the tricks he does are all so clever..."
Post by: Grandy on December 07, 2004, 01:43:39 AM
Red: oooooooooooooooo
Grandy: Red.
Red: oooooooooooooooo
:yell: Grandy: RED!!!!!
Red: oooo-what?
Grandy: You just fought Billy in a Atb fight...
Red: Yeah, so?
Grandy: You used a potion and a phoenix down...
Red: Yeah, so?
Grandy: You're a skeleton...
Red: Yeah, so?
Grandy: In all the final fantasy serie, if you use a potion in a skeleton, he'll be hurt, and if you use a phoenix down, he will di- ressusect (spelled like that?)...
Red: Whats your point?
Grandy: You used a potion and a phoenix down in yourself and you still aliv- dead.
*Red start to grow flesh and hair*
Post by: Red Giant on December 07, 2004, 01:56:44 AM
You!
Guy in wizard robe: Uhh, yeah?
Red: Are you a necromancer?
Guy in wizard robe: Uhm.... yeah.
Red: Great! Meet my corpse in suicide gorge in 5 minutes, and ressurect it. I'll pay double if you singe the flesh of first.
*Runs out of bar*
Guy in wizard robe: You know, I just stole this from an old guy.
Red: *In distance* Deeath! Sweet sweet Deeeaaaaaa...... *Thump*
Post by: Darkfox on December 07, 2004, 02:00:31 AM
Darkfox: I think your... nevermind...
Post by: Razor on December 07, 2004, 03:25:13 AM
Batman: stop writing those emails to me.
Razor: ‚¢‚¢‚¦ÂB
Batman: can I at least have my batmobile back?
Razor: .... â€Ã›â€šÂ©â€šÃ ‚µ‚ê‚Ȃ‚Ȃ¢ÂB
Batman: ... *leaves*
Darkfox: I didn't know you could speak Japanese...
Razor: Ž„‚ÃÂAÆ’Cƒ“ƒ^Â[Æ’lÆ’bÆ’g‚ÉŠ´ŽÓ‚·‚邽‚ß‚É‚Å‚«‚È‚¢!
Darkfox: I can't understand much Japanese.
Razor: ‚ ‚È‚½‚Ì‚½‚ß‚É‚æ‚¢ÂB
Darkfox: I... see....
*does anyone question that batman DOES know Japanese?*
Razor: my beautiful words! ruined!
Some guy: That'll learn you to talk that language.
Razor: that's it! prices 6x for you!
SG: aww.
Post by: Darkfox on December 07, 2004, 04:41:22 AM
Post by: Razor on December 07, 2004, 05:47:33 AM
Lightwolf: Aww... *sniff* *leaves*
*outside in the pouring rain* Lightwolf: Hey.... wait a minute!
Post by: Drace on December 07, 2004, 06:18:26 AM
Drace: HAHAHAHA, now you can't enter!
*Lightwolf walks in*
Drace: But, how?
Lightwolf: You didn't locked the door you locked the door to the toilet.
Razor: Ok, now give me the key i need to go.
Drace: Ehhhhmmmm
Razor: What did you do with it?
Drace: I accidently swallod it.
Post by: Darkfox on December 07, 2004, 06:33:40 AM
Darkfox: It's not nice to laugh at others...
Lightwolf: Cram it!
Post by: Razor on December 07, 2004, 07:06:31 AM
Doo be do do dooo hmm yes, higher yes yes yes oh my good god yes! freaking great!!! yahoo!
*walks out, everyone is all O_o*
Razor: I keep the stock machine in the toilets, my stock just went up in value, I sold them all and now I'm $16x10^6 (that's a 16million for those who are ignorant) richer!!
Red: Yay.
Razor: This calls for celebration! Prices are 12 times higher!
Lightwolf: But you've risen the prices alot recently.
Razor: Now the prices are an additional 13 times higher!
Barflies: Boo! *throws cans at Zero*
Zero: I didn't do anything! Ouch! Arg!
Xen: Razor, you're going too far. Over the last 15 pages you've raised the price on everything by 1620%.
Razor: 2560%.
Xen: No, I'm pretty sure it was... oh. *walks away*
Post by: Darkfox on December 07, 2004, 07:34:22 AM
Darkfox: Here he goes...
Ambrosia, Wasabe, Wasaby, and Carbunka: No way!
Carbunka: We don't drink anyways.
Lightwolf: Darnit...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 07, 2004, 05:08:42 PM
Post by: Drace on December 07, 2004, 07:52:38 PM
Razor: Who is your rival anyway?
Drace: Ehhhhmmmmm....
*Ace walks in*
Drace: HIM!!!!
Post by: WarxePB on December 07, 2004, 10:21:40 PM
Razor: Since whenn do we have a doorbell?
Warxe: Whoops, sorry. *turns off recording of doorbell*
*Doorbell rings*
Warxe: I got it. *opens door and sees an army of soldiers standing outside the pub*
Soldier: We are going to destroy this pub for no good reason.
Warxe: Oh, okay. *closes door*
Post by: Darkfox on December 07, 2004, 10:40:51 PM
Vash Darkfox: *snort* AGHH! SCARY! *slams the door* I always wanted to do that...
Post by: Kenshin_Sagara on December 07, 2004, 10:50:43 PM
KS: Hmm....Vash?....GGGRRRR! I hate gunmen! ARGH!!! IM GONNA KILL YOU!!
Vash Darkfox: oRO?!?!?
KS: Now you go and steal my LINE!!!!!!
Grandy: Um actualy you got that from Kenshin Himura!
:yell: KS: SHHHHUUUUUUUUDDDAAAAPPPP!!!!!!!!!
*KS chases Grandy and Darkfox around! cutting everything in his path*
Post by: Darkfox on December 07, 2004, 10:57:59 PM
Kenshin Darkfox: Now I am Darkfox Himura! *takes out sword, but instead of drawing the normal blade he draws the Spirit Saber*
Post by: WarxePB on December 07, 2004, 11:38:07 PM
*Darkfox and KS get into a cool-looking duel*
*1 minute later*
*KS is laying on the floor with his own sword in his chest*
Darkfox: That takes care of him.
Warxe: I can do quick-change too!
*Warxe fades out, then fades in wearing Mario's clothing*
Super Warxe: It's-a me, Warxe-io!
Post by: Darkfox on December 07, 2004, 11:42:51 PM
Lightwolf: How did Kenshin Sagara end up like that?
Darkfox: I dunno, there was a quick scene flash and he was like that...
Post by: WarxePB on December 07, 2004, 11:49:49 PM
*summons the real Mario*
Mario: Huh? *Mario is wearing Warxe's clothes*
Warxe: Uhhh...
*Everything Mario-related fades out*
Warxe: Let's try that again.
*Warxe fades out, and fades in as...
Post by: Red Giant on December 08, 2004, 12:03:51 AM
Razor: What the? *Walks out* Red?! You're leading the army guys?
Red: Thaats right!
Razor: How on earth did you come back to... uh... undeadness?
Red: I will explain everything that happened! You see-
*Very noisy parade march by for 10 minutes, blocking out Red's and Razor's voices*
Red: -nd that's how it all happened.
Razor: I see, but, why have you lead army guys here?
Red: My recent brush with life has made me realise that afterlife is too short. I cant spend all my time drinking in a pub. So, I payed these guys to help me TAKE OVER THE PUB!
Darkfox: Didnt you already own it... or something?
Razor: He didnt, HE DIDNT, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
Red: Razor, do you surrender the pub? Or will you die?
*Army guys load guns*
Razor: Well, well, YEAH? Well, I have an army of my OWN! Right here!
Hey guys, help me fight these guys, will you?
Drace: I bare only a slight interest.
Darkfox: I dont like fighting... on fridays.
Razor: It's tuesday.
Darkfox: Those too.
KS: I dont like you.
Warxe: I've died too many times today. *Dies inexplicably*
Zero: Meeeheheh... meeh... you know, I knew someone about your age... reeeal ugly... owned a pub...
Razor: Oh lord... dont make me say it...
*Drunkards up*
Razor: *Sigh* Free drinks for those who help out.
*Zero, Warxe, Drace, Moosetroop, DF, KS and Red line up behind him.*
Razor: Red, you're on the other team.
Red: Oh... yeah...
LET THE BATTLE COMMENCE!
Post by: Grandy on December 08, 2004, 12:22:51 AM
Razor: What do you want?
Grandy: Kill an army and free drink.
Razor: You can kill someone, but forget the drink.
Grandy: Why?
Razor: I'll explain: I'm stronger than you, bigger than you, have more guns than you, know more about fight than you, the pub is mine, and I dont like you.
Grandy: ..... your logic is pretty good...
Razor: Everione say that.
*A bullet go against Grandy, starts a Matrix-ish Slow-motion*
Grandy: Uh?
*Bullet is coming*
Grandy: .............
*Bullet still coming*
Grandy: *takes a game boy and start play*
*Bullet is closer*
Grandy: *one step to the left*
*Bullet miss*
Grandy: I love slow-motion!
Post by: Tomi on December 08, 2004, 02:56:51 AM
Says, "HI GUYS!!!!"
.................
Tomi sees the bullet coming his way.
Tomi skillfully catches the bullet with his fingers.
Everyone is amazed.
Tomi says, "I have slick skills."
Tomi takes a step, and part of the roof collapses on top of him.
Under all the debris, Tomi raises his hand and says, "One German logger please!"
(B)
Post by: Drace on December 08, 2004, 06:25:09 AM
Grandy: Slow motion again?
*Tomi walks in right behind Grandy*
Tomi: HI GUYS!!!!
Post by: Darkfox on December 08, 2004, 07:31:40 AM
Ambrosia: Unnngh... ok ok, before the fight starts lets try a little game. You, soldiers, line up right here *points to the ground in front of her, and they do so* Ok, good! Now stay like that *goes in, thinks some, and comes back to the door* Nobody move now! *goes over behind the door and slams it as hard as she can knocking over the first soldier which knocks down the next soldier and the rest fall in a domino effect*
Red: Uh... wha... my... army... *jaw falls off*
Lightwolf: *sighs* Red, I know what it's like to be beaten by a woman... dragon... er... dragon woman... like... well you get what I mean.
Post by: Grandy on December 08, 2004, 01:11:53 PM
Red: Well, its a funny history, you see, I was walking outside, and this samurai-guy called Rikimaru was in the ground, asking for food, I gave food to him, and a voice come from nowere screaming "Rikimaru joined your party!" And he just walked in my direction and my body absorved him... Than there was thins Blue-cape-Flik-Guy, and after that, this Millie or sumthing lost her pet and I helped to find, she come too, and I helped more people, and before I noticed, I have my own castle, and 108 soldiers.
Grandy: ..... Where have I heard this story before?
Xen: Suikoden 2
Grandy: wha?
Warxe: Suikoden 2, there is 108 warriors called stars of destiny, a castle, and just one of then have a real gun, so thats explain why just 2 bullets were shoot in all the battle...
Grandy: But if Red is the main hero...
Warxe: ... he will rule the world after he kill the bad guy...
Xen: ...
Warxe: ...
Grandy: ...Lets hope the bad guy survive...
Red: What do you mean by that?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 08, 2004, 04:36:59 PM
Post by: Kenshin_Sagara on December 08, 2004, 10:20:40 PM
KS: ow!!!
:o Lightwolf: What happened?
KS: heh....well i think the vodka still didnt get out of my system and during that giant flash i got knocked out and tripped onto my sword...heh..:blush:
Red: How did you survive your not immortal.
KS: uhhh*KS takes dramatic thinking pose and thinks extremely hard...........
.........
..........
.....still thinking..........
...........
nope nothing yet.............
...........
.............
Lightwolf: sooo what happened? KS? Hellooooo...?
*looks over at KS and finds that he past out in that thinking position*
_sweat_ Light Fox:........
Post by: Mr. X : Syndicate Leader on December 09, 2004, 03:09:13 AM
Mr. X: This place is a brawl hall right now!!!!
(Wish I could join in but...)
Mr. X: Ahhhh, maybe if I drink other kinds of beer, it might give a counter effect to this devilish vodka!!!!
Here goes nothing!!!
After summoning several barrels of pure booze and drinking them.....
Mr. X: Ahhh ohhhh, I'm 87% wasted.... Mehhhhh.
Starts hallsinating, thinking he sees Axel Stone, Cody, Belger and other brawler characters..
Mr. X: Hahahahahahah!!!! MUST KILL THEM ALL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!
After laughing and shooting blindly, Mr. X snaps out of it, but.....
Mr. X: Hah!! Its seems this booze has powered me up, I can concentrate perfectly. Hah (My wasted meter has decrased to 0!!)
Mr. X: Hahahahahahah!!!! MUST KILL THEM ALL!!!!(Or some, Meh)
Hahahhahah
.....Mr. X has decided to go on a homicidle killing spree, searching for random people to shoot....
Post by: Razor on December 09, 2004, 06:07:07 AM
Mr X: Yes sir. *sits down*
(hey kenshin, who is Lightfox? Darkwolf's rival?)
Post by: Grandy on December 09, 2004, 05:09:59 PM
Grandy *Talking to one of Red's soldier* : ...so you're saying you're in this war, risking your life... because Red put a bird in his nest?
Soldier No1: Yeah, so?
Grandy: ...*turn to another soldier* : And you, why you're fighting?
Soldier No2: Red was strong enough to push me!
Grandy: .....*push the soldier*
Soldier No2: *Appear a baloom with "!!!" over his head*: You're strong, I shall follow you!
Grandy: ..... I dont know why I try to understand...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 09, 2004, 05:19:09 PM
(Leaves)
Post by: Red Giant on December 09, 2004, 05:47:33 PM
Post by: Grandy on December 09, 2004, 06:23:22 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Red Giant
*Hasnt played suikoden 2*
(In Suikoden 1, 2 or 3, people enter in your army for no reason at all, is something like:
Hero: Hi!
Guy: I like pie, do you like pie?
Hero: Yes, I like pie!
Guy: YAY! *Start victory music*
* Guy join the party! *
*Finish vicotry music*)
Post by: Red Giant on December 09, 2004, 06:33:35 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Grandy
(In Suikoden 1, 2 or 3, people enter in your army for no reason at all, is something like Hero: Hi! Guy: I like pie, do you like pie? Hero: Yes, I like pie! Guy: YAY! *Start victory music**Guy join the party!**Finish vicotry music*)
Yes, i gathered that.
Post by: Grandy on December 09, 2004, 06:56:29 PM
Soldier No2:*Hug Grandys leg* Let me go with you master!
Grandy: Jet off! *Start shaking the leg*
Soldier No2: LOVE ME!
Grandy: No!
Soldier No2: But you can push me!!!
Grandy: So what? You can push me too!
Soldier No2: I can? *Push Grandy*
Grandy: See?
Soldier No2: I'm your master now! I can push you!!! I can push anyone!!!
_sweat_ Grandy:..... *Push the soldier again*
Soldier No2: "!!!", you can push me! You're my new master!!!!
*MT11 come back with a Shotgun*
MT11: Who I shoot first?
Grandy: Here *points to Soldier No2 (who is hugging his leg... again)*
MT11: Okay! :frag:
*Start slow-motion*
Soldier No2: *Slow motion-ish voice* They're shooting in the master!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*Jump in the bullets way*
Soldier No2: For my master!!! *Dies :x *
Grandy: ..... well, he was not that bad... I think I'll miss him... Nah! Who wants to drink?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 09, 2004, 07:06:25 PM
"Oh yeah, I'd like a drink."
*Drinks drink leisurely*
"Right, NOW who dies?"
Post by: Xen on December 10, 2004, 04:45:16 PM
Xen: ..........what?
*Everyone still stares*
Xen: ARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
*Xen dies*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 10, 2004, 05:49:19 PM
MT11: Strange, I feel peaceful once more. Having killed a couple of people I'm content. I'll stop now.
Post by: Grandy on December 11, 2004, 01:10:17 AM
Razor: How about you give me money?
_sweat_ Grandy: .....
Razor: It's uh... for the orphans?
Grandy: Oh, ok, then...
*Razor take the money and put in his pocket*
Razor: Too bad we dont have orphans in this island.
Grandy: We still in the island? I thought Xen's Book Shouting threw us in a black hole in time and space, making an explosion that could DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!
Razor: No, we still in the island, you can see through the window.
Grandy *goes to the window*: Oh, yeah, we still here..... what reminds me... How we get out of here?
Razor: How we ended here in the first place?
Grandy: It was in Xen's back...
*Razor and Grandy look to Xen's dead body*
-meanwhile, in the sky-
Xen's Spirit: Now I can rest in peace! No Red, no Razor, no Warxe, no Grandy, no MT11, no ORO-guy, no one, just me, God, and some hot female angels.
*Xen' Spirit suddenly disappear*
-Back to the Charas pub-
Grandy: Welcome back to the world of the alives, Xen!
Xen: Wh- What, when, who, how, where... WHY? WHY I AM HERE AGAIN????
Grandy: Well, you see, Razory and I used a phoenix down in our body, so you can put the pub in your back, and we can go out this island.
Xen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *Run to MT11* YOU SHOOT ME AGAIN!!!
MT11: Nah, I'm peaceful now.
Razor: Xen, dont make me go there and kill you again.
Xen: You will? Thanks!!
RAzor: But we need you, so I'll give you pain, but not kill.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 11, 2004, 10:10:38 AM
Post by: Darkfox on December 11, 2004, 07:42:59 PM
Quote
(hey kenshin, who is Lightfox? Darkwolf's rival?)
LOL!!
Red: I still can't believe my army has been defeated...
Tresh'Ktar: *pats Red on the back* Varid'ka... Varid'ka... *holds up a bottle of whiskey* VARID'KAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *goes to drink it, but forgets he's wearing a helmet and just pours it on him* ... ... ... ... *the other laugh at him* Nata...
Post by: Xen on December 11, 2004, 09:22:05 PM
Razor: Silence Dragon! You speak words on no importance!
Xen: Uggghhhh......Hey! Could you at least get a Dragon something to drink? I'm bustin' my back here just for your stupid pub!
Razor: Stupid?
Xen: I mean...GREAT Pub!
Razor: That's better!
Xen: *thinking to self* Hey! When did I become big enough to carry this stupid pub on my back anyway? Ahh...well, the bigger I am, the more efficent it is for when I come to disposing of these fools!
Razor: Stupid? My pub is STUPID?
Xen: GREAT pub! I mean.... *thinking to self* Hey! When was Razor ever able to read my mind? Wierd....
Razor: I could read your mind from the start Dragon!
Xen: *thinking to self* GREAT! I'm carrying Razor's STUPID pub on my back....and now....Razor can read MY mind!
Razor: Stupid? STUPID???? YOU CALL MY PUB....STUPID??????
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 11, 2004, 09:32:35 PM
Xen: Ow!
Post by: Xen on December 11, 2004, 10:39:37 PM
Razor: Quiet!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 11, 2004, 10:41:42 PM
MT11: There you go.
Post by: Xen on December 11, 2004, 11:38:46 PM
*Xen gets really angry and does a loop-de-loop. As Xen goes upside down everyone, including the pub, falls off Xen's back and down through the sky towards the sea*
Xen: HAHAAHAAAAA!!!!! CRAPPY PUB!!!
Everyone in pub: YYYYAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Xen: WOOHOO! Now I can do the things I've always wanted to do, without those idiots getting in my way!!!
Meanwhile...in the falling pub
Razor: Damn him! That Dragon!
MT11: Now, now...let's not get angry at Xen. He IS carrying the pub for us, right?
Razor: *slaps head* Look outside....
*MT11 looks out of the doorway, and realise that they are falling*
MT11: ARRRGGGHHHH!!! I'mgonnadieI'mgonnadieI'MGONNADIE!!!!
Back to Xen
Xen: Uh oh...I did something VERY wrong. I didn't save the people who are my friends....but...who should I save?
*Xen thinks for a moment and comes out with a chuckle*
Xen: Heh heh....None of 'em are my friends....Oh well...
Back to the falling pub
MT11: Any ideas?
Razor: I have one....*sarcastically shouting* OH NO! WE ARE FALLING TO OUR DEATHS! BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER! I JUST HOPE XEN DOESN'T COME AND SAVE US NOW, DUE TO THE FACT THAT WE ARE HAVING THE TIME OF OUR LIVES!!
MT11: That'd really work?
Razor: How should I know?
Back to Xen
Xen: Heeey! Wait a minute! I can go to heaven now! Without everyone...just me, God and some hot female angels....cool!
*Xen stabs himself in the heart with his sharp claws and dies. He plummets to the ground at a great speed*
In the pub
Razor: *looks out window* HEY! EVERYONE! MY PLAN WORKED! XEN'S COMING TO SAVE US!
*Everyone looks out of the window and stares at Xen*
Grandy: Errrm...should'nt...he be moving?
Razor: I think Xen is dead...
All: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!
Post by: Darkfox on December 12, 2004, 01:39:52 AM
*a wolf pack is seen waiting below*
Red: AGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
*The Tresh'Ktar beam out*
Neth: Cowards... hm? *looks around*
Shin: ... ... ... ... seems Darkfox fled.
Lightwolf: Hah! A fall like this cannot harm me... what the...
*also waiting below is Heisheros*
Lightwolf: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Woman of Pain and scaryness!!! YAAAAAAAHHH!
*To Xen's spirit*
Void: Come along now... I will guide you to your new home...
Post by: Drace on December 12, 2004, 08:50:43 AM
Xen: It's getting hot in here.
Void: No it isn't.
Xen: The last time I was in heaven it was wasn't so hot here.
*Void turns into Satan*
Satan: That's cause your in hell.
Xen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, wait, does this mean I can have no icecream here.
Satan: Yes.
Xen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Razor on December 12, 2004, 09:23:01 AM
Razor: Nah... I think it's... y'know, nature's course and all...
MT11: ....
Razor: and I know a lot about nature.
Red: Yeah? Well, I decomposed in nature, so there, wolf boy.
Razor: So whaaat? You just lied there for several months on end. Thats hardly knowing anything about nature.
Red: Hey! I know type of bugs eat flesh and decomposing things, and FYI, I was propped up against a rock. that was hardly lying down.
Razor: Oh yeah, I'm supposed to know that.
Red: So you admit it! You're not so great!
Razor: Like you're any better!
Red: I'm one level higher than you!
Razor: Says who?!?
Red: Says my member title!
Razor: Oh yeah?!!
Red: Yeeaahh!!!
Razor: We'll see about that!
*Razor and Red disappear in a fight dustcloud*
MT11: Uh guys, what about him?
*Xen is still having spasms all over the floor*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 12, 2004, 09:50:23 AM
Drace: Wake up! stop dying!!! There's no point anyway cos you'll just get revived again.
MT11: "Wait everyone! I'm thinking of a way we can all survive the crash!"
*MT11 pokes out his tongue and screws up his eyes in concentration*
"Got it! We just need to chuck pheonix downs into the air just before we crash! Then when we die in the crash the pheonix downs will fall on us and revive us!... Where are we gonna get that many pheonix downs?"
*Red stops fighting Razor for a moment*
Red: But that means I come alive again, then die!!!
Razor: Har har! It's the only way, face it you over confident halloween costume!
Post by: shinotebasiiackh on December 12, 2004, 10:06:23 AM
Post by: Razor on December 12, 2004, 12:55:34 PM
Red: See what?
Razor: ....never mind. *shakes the living crap out of MT11* snap out of it man! the charas pub isn't crashing anywhere!
MT11: yes it is
Razor: No, you're wrong.
MT11: then where are we then? then?
Razor: right now we are floating in space. just to clear it up. because I'm too confuzzled to know if we are on the island still or
Red: Island! that's where we are! the island! *note: red is pronouncing island "is-land"*
Razor: right, we're on the is-land.
MT11: I just read back. the last location was that we WERE falling. it was Xen's fault.
Razor: but he's in here. he can't be out there. IT DOESN'T MAKE SEN-
Red: Remember where you are.
Razor: Ok, right then.
MT11: See, I was right. Do I get a discount on drinks?
Razor: You get Grandy's discount.
MT11: Yay! What does that mean?
Razor: All prices for you are up 1500%
MT11: Aww...
Post by: Drace on December 12, 2004, 02:42:50 PM
Drace: Damm you guys, i've only be gone for a few weeks and your all uncunsious screaming your falling to death.
WAKE UP OUT OF THIS DREAM!!!!
Where in the charas pub and if anything is going wrong here then why are we here.
*Everybody has been awoken*
Red: Yea why are here? Go to StarScape :D
Post by: Grandy on December 12, 2004, 04:18:06 PM
Drace: Yup, you all drink so much and just start to scream about the pub falling
Grandy:...all of us has the same dream?
Drace: Yup
Grandy: In the same moment?
Drace: Yup
Grandy: And the fact Xen is dead is mere coincidence?
Drace: Yup
Grandy: I'm beginning to understand how charas world works...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 12, 2004, 07:09:58 PM
MT11: "The dream world and this world are inextricably linked, my friends. it is a disturbing theory indeed, one that must be pondered conciderably before a conclusion may be reached."
*Drace hits MT11 over the head*
Razor: "Thanks, he was getting annoying."
Post by: Drace on December 12, 2004, 08:47:57 PM
*Turns on the TV*
Bob Magot: And tonight on America's Stupidest Home Video's we'll see a pub where everyone is so drunk that the fall unconsius and started dreaming that the pub was a falling island.
Razor: OK watch this all about.
Drace: Well it seems that i accidentelly filmed you guys and put it in an envelop and accidentelly dropped it on the mail to America's Stupidest Home Video's.
Razor: Oh, Ok then it's allright, aslong as you didn't do it on purpose.
Bob Magot: And the finnalists are: The Crazy Pub, Dog who puts hat on the masters head and The 1967 Massacre.
And the winner is: 1967 Massacre.
Drace: DAMM I LOST!!!
Post by: Xen on December 13, 2004, 09:35:17 AM
Grandy: Xen? You're alive?
Xen: *looks around* Gotta go!
*Xen runs outside, transforms into a Dragon and flies away*
Xen: Until next time...FOOLS!
*Xen looks behind him laughing like a maniac*
Xen:Hahaha. Hahaha! HahaHAAA!!!! HAAAHAAHAAAHAAAAA!!!!!
*Xen crashes into a tree*
Xen: Oww! *carries on flying and laughing* HAAAAHAAAAHAAA!!!!
Grandy: *to Drace* Got that on film?
Drace: Every second of it....
*Drace accidently puts the footage in an envelop and accidently puts it on the mail to America's Stupidest Home Videos*
Post by: Drace on December 13, 2004, 06:26:19 PM
Razor: He's gonna kill *beep*
Drace: No not the *beep*
Grandy: Why the *beep*
MT11: My got the *beep* is lekking *beep*
*Meanwhile xen has returned*
Xen: What is bleeped
Razor: He's killing al the beer.
Post by: Grandy on December 13, 2004, 06:37:42 PM
*1967 Massacre Guy is violently killed and cut in little pices pieces, then burn and after thar killed a little more, and burn down again, and stepped, and more burn*
Zero: My mission is complete...
*Start heroic music*
Zero: Where theres a beer being injuried, I shall be there. Where a beer is not drink, I shall be there. To protect all the bee-
*Razor punch Zero*
Razor: Thats for the roof!
Grandy: Thanks, he was being annoing.
Post by: Grandy on December 13, 2004, 06:56:35 PM
Reksha: I'm not dead?
Xen: You're a God, Gods dont die.
Reksha: And you all, none of you die?
Grandy: First rule of this world: you can kill, we just come back, by phoenix down, by a book-shouting-dimensional-distorsion (or a BSDD, how I like to call it), or for nonsense.
Reksha: Let me try.
*Kill Grandy*
*Grandy suddenly appear in a chair with a book, throw the books away*
Grandy: See? Even if you want to die we use a phoenix down on you, you have no choise, the only one dead here in Red, but he dont count.
Reksha: So you're all immortal?
Drace: Yup.
Reksha:... so whats the funny about being a God?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 13, 2004, 07:01:24 PM
RI: Yes?
MT11: What's the meaning of life?
Drace: Is it to stare at questionable pictures on the internet?
Grandy: Questionable in what way?
Razor: Is the meaning of life to fight with Red?
Red: Is the meaning of life to die?
MT11: Tell us pleeeeease!
RI: Well, the meaning of life is...
Post by: Darkfox on December 13, 2004, 10:54:23 PM
*A anthro figure around the size of Darkfox walks in, he wears a long trenchcoat. His fur is black and he has one red eye and another blue and a white diamon fur patch over the blue eye and a spade over the red, his ears slick back and his hair is white with black streaks, he wears some heavy boots that make a slightly loud step as he walks in and he wears some small blue-tint circle lense glasses out near his nose*
???: Bartender, it would be unlucky if your drinks are watered down...
Post by: Grandy on December 14, 2004, 02:19:21 AM
Grandy: Dont forget the rule No1.
Zero: I know, we cant hurt humans.
Grandy: No the OTHER rule No1
Zero: So we can hurt humans?
Grandy: NO! The rule No1 of robots say that you cant hurt humans!
Zero: But you just said...
Grandy: FORGET WHAT I SAID!
*Zero punch Grandy*
Grandy: THE RULE No1!!!
Zero: You said to forget about it.
Grandy: NO! I SAID TO YOU FORGET WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE OTHER RULE No1!
Zero: Charas in the pub are immortal?
Grandy: Yeah! This rule No1!!!
Zero: So you are not immortal anymore?
Grandy: NO! I MEAN YES! I AM IMMORTAL!!!
Zero: .....but I can hurt you?
*Grandy suddenly start to glow, and after 3 seconds, he make an explosion that destroy 1/4 of the pub*
*After all the smoke is gone, Zero is covered with soot, but in one piece, and Grandy too*
Zero: What was that?
Grandy: How you still alive?
Zero: Duh! The charas pub rule No1! None character in the pub can be killed!
Grandy: But you are not a real character...
Zero: I am not?
*Zero dies*
Warxe: What was that explosion?
Grandy: I dont know, but happens often...
Razor: I dont wanna know! Start to fix the pub and pay!
Post by: Darkfox on December 14, 2004, 06:47:54 AM
Random Guy: Yeah I bet! Your nothing more than a ugly dressed furball!
???: ... ... .. *snaps finger and a 10 ton weight lands on the guy* hmph...
Post by: Drace on December 14, 2004, 07:01:56 AM
ALL: YEA!!!
Post by: Darkfox on December 14, 2004, 07:33:22 AM
Post by: Drace on December 14, 2004, 02:23:41 PM
Ace: Shut up ignorant creature *removes rock*
Drace: Ah that's better.
*another rock falls on drace's leg*
Drace: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
*a vortex opens outside the pub and a starship comes out*
*Someone steps out of the starship*
Razor: AHHH, aliens.
Xen: Not again *hides under the bed*
Red: Drace! You own me 10 dollar.
Drace: AHHHHHHHH, yea ok, AHHHHHHHHH(last three senteces are reference to the starscape pub)
*The creature walks in the pub*
Ace Rimmer((from red dwarf)the creature): Drace, i said i'll be back for breakfast, how are those kippers doing.
Drace: Fine, we have a problem here ace, with ace the god beast of fate.
Ace: Well let me just take care of it.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 14, 2004, 05:21:21 PM
*MT11 tries to leave but behind the door is a huge expanse of nothingness*
God beast Ace: "Mwahaha!No-one leaves!!!"
Red: "Well then how come Reksha and Razor just left?"
GB ace: "They're probably floating around in the void of nothingness"
*RI and Xios in the nothingness*
RI: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Xios: Hey, a peanut!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 14, 2004, 05:47:15 PM
MT11: "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease turn me back! Anyone!!! Guys?"
Drace: "Meh heh heh! No-one here is your friend!!! You will suffer as a human forever, and have to go in toilets rather than on the ground, and have to eat off plates rather than off the ground!!!"
MT11: "Lonewolf is my friend and a fellow animal! He'll help me out!!!"
RI: "Lonewolf is not here. The only wolf is Razor."
MT11: "Razor? Pleeease?"
*Razor and Red are playing rock paper scissors. Razor goes "Paw!" and Red goes "Rock!" But Red's hand falls off*
Razor: "Mee hee! I win!"
MT11: "DOES NO-ONE HERE CARE ABOUT A MOOSE IN DISTRESS?"
Post by: MSlash67 on December 14, 2004, 05:49:16 PM
Post by: Darkfox on December 14, 2004, 06:03:37 PM
Ace *standing where he was before*: Heh.
Post by: Red Giant on December 14, 2004, 07:05:30 PM
Reksha: Well, Red, that's because I have the official god club membership badge!
*Holds it very close to the camera... which appears only for this scene.*
Red: You made that with a napkin and a marker pen. I saw you do it outsi-
Reksha: Become a god club member today and you'll get this awesome badge! The membership price is a mere ninty-nine ninety-nine!..... ninty-nine.... which can be payed in monthly installments for the rest of your life*.
*Joining the god club requires immortality. Membership cannot be cancelled.
Reksha: To get this amazing offer, simply call 555-GOD-CLUB or log on to www.officialgodclub.god. Dont delay, join today.
Post by: Drace on December 14, 2004, 08:12:30 PM
Others: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Razor: Will he shoot the bunny?
Drace: Believe me he wil.
Post by: Xen on December 14, 2004, 08:12:35 PM
Reksha: Yep.
Xen: Requires immortality...eh?
Reksha: Yep.
Xen: Napkin and marker pen...eh?
Reksha: Yep...uh..I mean..no!
Xen: Interesting....
Reksha: So..uh...gonna join?
Xen: Mmmm....naah......I have better things to do...
Reksha: You have BETTER things to do, than joining a GOD'S club?
Xen: Yep. Just watch...
*Xen walks over to a chair, sits on it and folds his arms*
Xen: Oh man! You have JUST gotta try this sometime! C'mon everybody! Let's senselessly sit on chairs with our arms folded!
Red: Sounds good to me!
*Everyone but Reksha sits on chairs and folds their arms*
Post by: Darkfox on December 14, 2004, 08:12:48 PM
Post by: Grandy on December 14, 2004, 08:31:22 PM
Grandy: I want to become a god!
Ace: *whispers to Red* Ok, HE is stupid enough.
Reksha: Pay, first.
*Grandy pays*
Reksha: Now you have the power of God!
Grandy: Really?
Reksha: Yes, you have the power for 15 sec... after that you have to pay again.
Grandy: Well... its better I use the time I still got...
*Grandy use his new God powers to stop the time*
Grandy: Ok... now for the money!
*Grandy use his new God power to make money*
*Time start to move again*
Reksha: Times over, give me the power!
Grandy: Make me!
*Reksha snaps the finger, a thunder fall into Grandy*
Grandy: You cant injure a God! A God should know this!
Ace: You're not a God, its a trick!
Grandy: So explain why I'm not injuried?
Ace: You ARE injuried
Grandy: I am? *start to scream* AAAAAHHHH MY ARM!!! IT HURT!!!! GOD, WHY YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?!?!??!!!
Reksha: You know why.
Post by: Red Giant on December 14, 2004, 10:54:51 PM
Narrattor: Thanks! *Scooby doo type running, you know, like, Doodle-diddly-diddly-doo PYOOOW!!*
Post by: Grandy on December 14, 2004, 11:01:35 PM
Grandy: Aw, shut up!
Ace Rimmer (Crying): You... you're bad... *Throw the bunnie and rum away*
Ace Rimmer's voice (fading in distance): I will tell to my mom, you gonna see!
Post by: Osmose on December 15, 2004, 02:14:30 AM
Post by: Grandy on December 15, 2004, 03:28:56 AM
Zero: We're out of beer!
Grandy *to Razor*:We're out of beer!!!
Razor *to the barman*: We're out of beer!?!!?
Barman: we're out of beer.
Grandy: WE'RE OUT OF BEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
*start a pub fight*
Post by: Xen on December 15, 2004, 12:51:53 PM
*silence*
Xen: I don't drink it...*points at Zero*.....Do YOU drink it?
Zero: Well actually...ye-
Xen: See? He doesn't...I'm sure everyone can get along just fine without beer!
5 minutes later
*Everyone is fighting outside the pub which has been burnt down to the ground, except for Xen. He didn't care about the beer...right?*
Xen: Uuuuggghhhh....*slaps head*
Post by: Xen on December 15, 2004, 03:59:52 PM
Narrator: *Xen's mouth is sealed shut*
Xen: *muffling because he has had his mouth sealed shut* Mmmpppffff! Mmmm! Mmmmfffff!!!!
Post by: Grandy on December 15, 2004, 04:16:29 PM
And now, Xen will say a few words of wisdom and happiness:
Xen: Mmmff, mmmpf mmmmmppffff mmpppf mpf pf mmm.
Thats all for the week
Post by: Xen on December 15, 2004, 04:25:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Grandy
(We really have to stop doing magic, theres no plot)
*And with that, the narrator used magic to put everything back to normal.....AND to stop the usage of magic in this forum game*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 15, 2004, 04:41:44 PM
Red: Osmose isn't here.
MT11: Yes he is, he just yawned!
*Everyone gathers round to watch the duel, beer mugs in hand*
Post by: Red Giant on December 15, 2004, 09:20:30 PM
IT'S BORING.
Thank you for your time.
Red: Is it just me, or does MT11 have a grudge against Moose even though he was the one who said that they should live in harmony?
Post by: Grandy on December 15, 2004, 09:31:17 PM
Post by: Xen on December 15, 2004, 09:59:14 PM
*everyone stares at Xen*
Xen: What have I done this time?
Post by: Drace on December 16, 2004, 03:27:14 PM
Xen: What.
Drace: Your don't have your pants on.
Xen: :o
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 16, 2004, 06:06:48 PM
Osmose: "What?"
MT11: "Peace is boring!!!"
Red: "I suppose..."
MT11: "I mean look. Xen hasn't got his pants on. Why? Because It's more interesting so there."
Xen: "Where ARE my pants anyway?"
Grandy: "Wow, these new pants are extra cool!"
Xen: "GIVE 'EM BACK!!!!!"
*Brawl starts*
MT11: "See what I mean?" *Joins in the fight*
Post by: Xen on December 16, 2004, 07:17:14 PM
Grandy: But they're YOUR pants....
Xen: Yeah. You thief. I don't like thieves.... Do you know what I do to....thieves?
Grandy: Is it something that is about to happen to me?
Xen: Correct....
*Xen transforms into a Dragon and grabs Grandy in his mouth. Xen throws Grandy out of the window*
Grandy: ARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
*Grandy's voice is heard from a distance*
Grandy's distance voice: Heey! You ripped my new pants!
MT11: I suddenly feel like I don't wanna be involved in this fight....
*Xen sits on a chair, but breaks it because he is still in his large dragon form*
Xen: Ooops. I wrecked yet ANOTHER piece of this pub. Lucky I don't pay for it....OR repair it.
*Xen goes around breaking chairs*
Xen: Ahhh...mindless destruction...a Dragon's best friend....
Post by: Drace on December 16, 2004, 08:02:48 PM
Drace: You speak with drace.
Other side: blah blah blah blah blah
Drace: Yes, we have a loos dragon here in the charas pub
Other side: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Drace: Razor!
Razor: Yes!
Drace: What's the adress?
Razor: Elm Street 24
Drace: Elm Street 24
Other side: blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Drace: Yea it's Xen.
Xen: What? What's going on.
Drace: Surpirse party wait in the back left room.
Xen: O gossy, off course i'll wait in the back left room.
*Enters back left room*
*Drace hangs up the phone*
Drace: Quick close the back left room the dragon police is coming.
*Razor closes the back room*
Grandy: Elm Street? Isn't that the place where Freddy Kreuger kills people.
Razor: Yea, so.
Grandy: So he will kill us in our sleep!
Red: No no no, we killed him a long time ago.
MT11: Ummmm, are you sure?
Red: Yes, why?
MT11: He is behind you.
*Drace picks up the phone again and calles the mad killer police*
Drace: Hi, drace here.
Other side: blah blah blah
Drace: Yea we have a killer here.
Other side: blah blah blah blah blah.
Drace: Elm street 24
Other side: blah blah blah
Drace: Yea, it's Freddy again.
Other side: blah blah blah blah blah blah.
*Drace hangs up*
Freddy: What was that about?
Drace: Surprise party, wait in the back right room.
Freddy: O gossy, i'll go quick.
*enters back right room*
*Razor closes the back right room*
Drace: Are there more calls i must make.
Xen: Ummm, not now.
Drace: Ok(i wasted your time long enough now)
Post by: Grandy on December 16, 2004, 10:06:45 PM
Grandy: What was that?
Drace: Its just Xen and Freddy meeting each other...
Post by: Darkfox on December 16, 2004, 10:25:41 PM
Post by: Grandy on December 16, 2004, 10:30:04 PM
Grandy: What do you think?
Post by: Tomi on December 17, 2004, 01:35:26 AM
Grandy laughs just before a chair flies though the air to hit him
Now Grandy fall unconcisous on top of Lightwolf
Keg of beer rolls off a slanted shelf and falls on top of both of them, breaks open, and floods the floor.
Post by: Darkfox on December 17, 2004, 02:36:25 AM
Lightwolf: *pushes Grandy off him* ... *notices everybody stareing* ... I better not hear sombody laugh...
Post by: Tomi on December 17, 2004, 02:48:53 AM
Some n00b in the back starts to laugh
Random n00b: "AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!... Uh..."
The random n00b gets kicked out of the pub by Tomi.
Tomi: "PUNT!", and n00b goes flying onto the road.
Then everyone laughs at the n00b's dumbness.
Post by: Darkfox on December 17, 2004, 06:31:44 AM
Post by: Drace on December 17, 2004, 06:38:56 AM
Dragon Police Officer: Blah blajh blah blah blah.
Drace: Yea in the back.
Killer Police Officer: Blah blah blah.
Drace: Yea also in the back
Post by: Darkfox on December 17, 2004, 07:30:50 AM
Post by: Xen on December 17, 2004, 12:36:04 PM
Xen: AARRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOO!!!!! YOU CAN'T TAKE ME BACK TO THAT PLACE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! ARRRGGGHHHH!!! LEMME GO!!!!!! HEEEELLLLLPPPPPP!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Dragon Police Officer: You've done enough damage here Xen! We've let you free many times, but you don't seem to stop destroying stuff!
Xen: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! ARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!! HEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!
Post by: Drace on December 17, 2004, 01:49:20 PM
Dragon police officer: Don't worry he'll be gone for a long time.
*5 minutes later*
Dragon Police officer: Ok Xen, your free to go.
Post by: Xen on December 17, 2004, 02:23:34 PM
*silence*
Xen: Nice to have such a warm welcome.
*silence*
Xen: Right...
Post by: Drace on December 17, 2004, 02:52:34 PM
Drace: HA, HAHAHAHAHAHA, HAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
*falls in a burst of laughs on the ground and dies*
Xen: That was easy.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 17, 2004, 04:32:52 PM
Drace: "It's cos they let stupid dragons in the pub."
Xen: "Hey! I can be a good little dragon!"
Grandy: "Prove it!"
*Xen sits down on chair*
Xen: "Here. I'm being good."
Grandy: "Not that good. Razor was sitting in that chair. You just killed him."
Xen: "Ah, no-one dies here anyway."
Razor: *From underneath Xen* "No, they just get VERY bad booboos..."
Red: Haha! you suck!
MT11: "Now now Red, settle this in an adult fashion."
...
MT11: "Have a thumb war."
*Red and Razor have thumb war but Red's thumb falls off*
Razor: "I win!"
Post by: Xen on December 17, 2004, 10:23:21 PM
*Xen picks up Red's thumb and wedges it into his arm*
Xen: It hurts but I look that little bit cooler now.
Red: But that's my thumb.
Xen: And I thank you Red. You must have considered how much I needed a bone to stick on my arm.
Red: *angry looks* .....
Xen: Thanks Red....
*Red pulls his thumb out of Xen's arm and puts it back on his hand. Xen's arm starts leaking blood*
Xen: Owwww!!!!! Dying.........must....get blood....
*Everyone watches Xen*
Xen: C'mon!!! At...least...help me!!!
*Everyone stands and watches Xen*
Xen: Uuuuggghhhhh....
*Xen dies*
Post by: Darkfox on December 18, 2004, 02:38:39 AM
Xen: Ah much be... *Xen gets hit by a truck*
Ambrosia: ... *casts revive again*
Xen: Ah much bett... *Xen is blasted by aliens*
Ambrosia: Gr... *casts revive again*
Xen: Ah much better... *a bomb lands in his hands* shoot! *explodes*
Ambrosia: OK! *casts revive again* Will you stop it already!?
Ace: *laughs*
Post by: Xen on December 18, 2004, 09:49:18 PM
Ambrosia: Do you have to speak to me that way?
Xen: Yes.
Ambrosia: Well don't.
Xen: If you say so....
*Xen goes and sits down on another chair, but is very careful not to break it.*
Xen: Stupid death count....
Post by: Darkfox on December 18, 2004, 11:20:46 PM
Red: What?
Ace: Your a skeleton right?
Red: Duh...
Ace: *snaps finger and a bottle of vinegar is poured out on Red Giant*
Red: NOOOOOOOO! My calcium!! *turns rubbery*
Post by: Red Giant on December 18, 2004, 11:46:59 PM
Post by: Darkfox on December 19, 2004, 12:25:11 AM
Post by: Razor on December 19, 2004, 10:24:45 AM
Post by: Drace on December 19, 2004, 10:38:47 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 19, 2004, 12:15:21 PM
MT11: Yes!
Razor: I didn't know we had a full sized basketball court in this pub!
Drace: It's true, there's alot about this pub we still don't know...
Razor: Give me an example.
Drace: ... That door! Where does it lead?
*Razor opens door and there's an old lady behind it*
Old Lady: "Do you mind?"
Razor: "Sheesh! I see what you mean!"
Post by: Drace on December 19, 2004, 02:56:59 PM
*Razor looks behind the door*
SLAMMMMM
Razor: You don't want to know.
Post by: Grandy on December 19, 2004, 06:48:10 PM
*Walks through the door*
*Comes back*
Grandy; Ah, its the exit...
Xen: And that door?
*Opens the door*
*A giant three headed-dog is sleeping inside*
Xen: ... *Closes the door*
Grandy; So, whats inside?
Xen: A giant Harry Potter reference.
Grandy: Let me see...
*Opens the door*
Grandy: What you're talking about? This is just the bathroom...
Xen: What? *Closes the door, opens the door again*
Xen: Now its just a closet!
*Closes and open*
*A dinosaur head is seen*
*Closes and open again*
*The room of the End of Time (Chrono Trigger)*
*Closes and open*
Xen: Wait, its the pub! *Puts head in* *Xens head appear n the pub's door* *Puts head off, close the door and open the door*
Grandy: Hey, its Middle-Earth!
Xen: I dont like it! *Closes and open*
*Telletubbies are inside*
Teletubies: Hiii-*Closes the door*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 19, 2004, 07:24:28 PM
Red: "I could go to Hell and meet other Fiends!"
Drace: "I could open the door until it opens into a safe, then steal the money!"
Grandy: "I could perhaps go through it back in time to when I was born, and find out whether I'm right about who I am!"
Razor: "Why, who do you think you are?"
Grandy: "Human, I think."
Xen: "I could get away from you guys so I'd never have to die again... Alternately I could go to a place where there's knives and guns and kill myself and that would have the same effect."
Darkfox: "I could travel to a dark wood with good hunting."
Lightwolf: "I could go to a light forest with good hunting."
Everyone: "I can't wait! Me first!"
*Everyone piles through door*
MT11: "Well we're here, but where is 'here'?"
*Everywhere is luminescient green and pink, constant annoying Christmas carols are playing, the Tweenies are dancing in the corner*
Red: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllp!!! I know I wanted to go to hell, but this is too cruel!"
Razor: *Bashing head against rock* "Kill me now!"
Xen: "Quick! Back to the door!"
Drace: "Where's the door gone?"
Post by: Drace on December 19, 2004, 07:56:18 PM
*Turns around*
Drace: O, there it is.
*Pulls*
Drace: It won't open.
*Pushes*
Drace: Still won't open.
Xen: AHHHHHH!!!
Red: I can't take it anymore, someone use a phoenix down on me so i can kill myself.
Razor: Allmost dead.
*Otherside of the door*
Ace Rimmer: Ace, let them in.
Ace: No, not yet, there just starting to become crazy.
Ace Rimmer: Well i'm letting them.... wait they didn't let me in there posts the last few times, screw them, i'm going to sleep.
Post by: Darkfox on December 20, 2004, 03:33:14 AM
Ace: I thought you were in there.
Darkfox: I was, but I can teleport.
Ace: Oh yeah. Well... cheater...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 20, 2004, 05:10:32 PM
Darkfox: "Well, maybe. What's the magic word?"
MT11: "Please, PLEASE!"
Darkfox: "I'm afraid the magic word has changed. Sorry!"
Razor: *big gash on side of head* "There we go, almost over..."
Drace: "What's the magic word???"
Post by: Drace on December 20, 2004, 05:22:10 PM
Darkfox: No
Razor: Darkfox rules?
Darkfox: No
Grandy: Lightwolf?
Darkfox: Hell no!
Drace: Darkfag?
Darkfox: Yes, that's it!
*Opens door*
Post by: Darkfox on December 21, 2004, 12:18:15 AM
Post by: Drace on December 21, 2004, 07:08:04 AM
Post by: Darkfox on December 21, 2004, 08:49:24 AM
Mindy: I didn't do it! *disappears*
Ace: Awwww... I was about to have the chocolate song start playing in there...
Post by: Razor on December 21, 2004, 10:33:57 AM
Razor: Well we got out of that good well we got!
Red: Uhhhh Razor *points to trickling flow of blood*
Razor: No no no I'm good no.
Red: ... eh. *starts drinking*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 21, 2004, 02:57:18 PM
*Others remind MT11 of the tons of stuff that has happened*
MT11: "Oh yeah... But I mean nothing happens like drinking contests to see who drinks the most."
Grandy: "I'll have a drinking contest!"
Drace: "I bet I can drink Grandy outta the pub!"
*Drace and Grandy begin furious contest to see who can drink the most and not pass out*
Darkfox: "This is quite interesting. Once they're really drunk let's abandon them somewhere or dress them up in stupid clothes or something..."
Red: "Stupid clothes? Unimaginative! Let's strip 'em naked and put their photos on 'America's most wanted'."
Post by: Drace on December 21, 2004, 04:37:55 PM
Red: One problem. Look around.
*razor looks around*
Razor: What?
Red: There are no girls here.
Razor: So?
Darkfox: Well, we've learned something new about Razor today.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 21, 2004, 06:20:59 PM
Grandy: "Damn right -hick- man I'm already sho drunkshhhhhh"
Ace: "I wouldn't mind seeing men in wet T-shirts!"
*Everyone stares at Ace*
Ace: "Okay, let's pretend I didn't say that."
Post by: Darkfox on December 21, 2004, 08:35:20 PM
Lightwolf: ...right...
Ambrosia: Huh? What? What do you mean by mentioning me?
Post by: Razor on December 21, 2004, 09:05:39 PM
*Razor stops kicking Drace from his bloody, bloody stump of a head.*
Red: Wow. Blood loss. I miss losing blood. :(
Ace: Eh you're not missing much.
Drace: Grahh! Guhhhhh...
Razor: *looks at watch* Oh look at the time. *starts kicking Drace in the head again*
Drace: Uhh! Eiee! Aiiiii!
Post by: Darkfox on December 21, 2004, 10:47:43 PM
Lightwolf: You used to like blood.
Darkfox: Ahem, that was two lives ago...
Lightwolf: Oh yeah...
Post by: Razor on December 22, 2004, 12:58:21 AM
Razor: ok Frankie, dump the car in the North River, come back and you can have free drinks!
Frankie: You goddit! *car drives off*
Ace: can we get free drinks?
Razor: No. now get inside!
--------------------
8 steps later, inside the pub
--------------------
Razor: ok, now mop up that blood pool, Red.
Red: why do I have to?!
Razor: I'll give you this shiny coin!
Red: ooh shiney!! *snatches it* hey wait, this is just a small piece of metal!
Razor: Fine. Give it back...
Red: No! My shiney metal!! *starts mopping whilst looking at the coin every four seconds*
Darkfox: He'll be back...
Razor: I know...
Post by: Darkfox on December 22, 2004, 07:29:17 AM
Kyoko: I would like a drink.
Ayoko: No... no alchahol!
Kyoko: Why not?
Ayoko: Cuz I get drunk tooooooo!
Kyoko: Quit being a baby!
Ayoko: *slaps Kyoko*
Kyoko: How dare you! *slaps Ayoko*
Ace: Now thats somthing you don't see everyday...
Post by: Razor on December 22, 2004, 07:59:29 AM
Post by: Darkfox on December 22, 2004, 08:34:20 AM
Post by: Drace on December 22, 2004, 02:13:33 PM
RAzor: What!! But you where.....
*Pulls his arm up*
RAzor: FRANKIE!!!!
Drace: Now leave me alone or i'll do the same!
Post by: Xen on December 22, 2004, 02:42:50 PM
*Xen leans back on the chair he is sitting on and falls over*
Xen: ARRGGGHH!!! Stupid chair. Hey...wait a minute! This is all Drace's fault!!
Drace: Huh?
Xen: Damn you Drace!!
*Xen throws Drace through the door*
Xen: And don't come back!!
Razor: Good job Xen!
Xen: What? I was just bored...
Razor: So you attacked someone?
Xen: When you're a dark dragon, mindless violence keeps you occupied. But I'm still bored....
Razor: Well stay away from the pub then.
Xen: Will do!
5 MINUTES LATER
Red: Xen did some damage...
*Red looks outside at felled trees, craters, and smashed rocks*
Red: He did all that to stop himself being bored.
Razor: Good job Drace got in the way of the pub.
*Xen is chewing on Drace's leg*
Drace: YAAARRGGHHH!!!!
Xen: What? What???
Post by: Drace on December 22, 2004, 07:57:31 PM
*walks to the phone*
Drace: You come here now.
*5 minutes later a guy comes walking in*
Drace: Now turn him in a good dragon!
Xen: WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*guy cast the spell*
*Xen turns into a good dragon*
*Drace grabs a machete and kills the wizard*
Red: Well it'll stop the damage in here.
Razor: Yea but now we don't see how Drace is tortured.
Xen: AHHHHH... I must .... I must.... hugh you guys.
Red: RUN!!!
*everybody hides*
Post by: Xen on December 22, 2004, 08:14:40 PM
All: ARRRGGGHHH!!!
Xen's mind: Dammit! I'm being manipulated by stupid magic. All I can do is think about evil things. I'm gonna kill Drace. Or even...'hug' him. Yes.....
Xen: Hug! Hug! Hug!
*Xen runs after Drace and grabs him*
Drace: Uhhh....what are you doing?
Xen: Hug! Hug! Hug!
Drace: Uhhh..no, wait...STOP!! ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!
*Xen hugs Drace, but Xen's dragon power begins to crush Drace*
Xen: HUG!!!!
Drace: AGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xen's mind: That's it! Hug the living crap out of him!! You can never beat the almighty Xen!!!! HAHAHAAAHAHAAAA!!!!! But how will I get out of this manipulation?
*Xen puts drace down, who becomes a crumpled heap on the floor*
Razor: He's had his hug. It should be okay now...
Xen: Hug! Hug!
All: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Xen's mind: Okay, I'm beginning to look a real big fool here. I'm not geting back to normal so easily...
Post by: Darkfox on December 22, 2004, 11:10:46 PM
Ayoko: Uh...
Kyoko: That was excessive...
Ambrosia: What!? I panicked...
Post by: Drace on December 23, 2004, 06:12:11 AM
*hughs ambrosia to dead*
Razor: What must we do?
Red: Through the portal!
Post by: Darkfox on December 23, 2004, 06:20:03 AM
Post by: Drace on December 23, 2004, 07:02:05 AM
Darkfox: AHHHHHH! *runs through portal and ends in a no teleport area*
*Xen also runs after him*
Xen: HUG HUG HUG!!!
Razor: Ok now close and lock the door!
Red: Yessssssir!
Razor: Ok Drace stand up!
Drace: Yesssssssir!
Razor: And MT11, set a perimeter around the pub in case Xen comes back!
MT11: Yessssssir!
Razor: Red, Drace and MT11 come closer... closer... a litle bit closer
SHUT UP WITH THAT YESSSSSIR!!!!!!!!
Red, Drace, and MT11: Yesssssssir!
Post by: Xen on December 23, 2004, 12:07:27 PM
*Xen uses his healing ability with his mind. Xen returns back to normal*
Xen: Ahhhh...back to normal....now..let's never speak of it again...
*silence*
Xen: *to Darkfox* Heey! Where is everybody??
Darkfox: We're in a no teleport area, so I can't get back to the pub.
Xen: Stupid Drace!!!!! I'm gonna kill him!! C'mon Darkfox, let's go.
Darkfox: You're gonna fly?
Xen: Well, duh!
*Darkfox climbs on Xen's back and Xen flies in a random direction*
Darkfox: Do you even know where we are going?
Xen: No, but it's a very good chance that we're heading towards the pub. *sees the pub in the horizon* See? There it is!
*Xen reaches the pub and lands*
Xen: Here we are.
Darkfox: Whatever...
*Darkfox goes in the pub*
Xen: Heeeeey!! You didn't even thank me!!!
*Goes in the pub*
Razor: I thought I told you to set up a perimeter around the pub!!
MT11: I did! Look! *points outside* See?
Razor: *looks outside* Sticks?
MT11: I could only find sticks....
Post by: Drace on December 23, 2004, 01:19:35 PM
Darkfox: No they don't.
*Walks past Xen*
Xen: I'll kill you all!
Darkfox: Nope.
*grabs a bottle of beer*
Xen: I'll crush all bones!
Darkfox: You can't.
*Drinks his beer*
Xen: OK and why not.
Darkfox: Remeber that all beer was destroyed?
Xen: Yes, so?
Darkfox: And what do I have?
Xen: Beer, so?
O wait a minute I can't kill them cause they give free beer!
Darkfox: Were in a paralell universe. Paralell Razor, can we telepor here?
Paralell Razor: In the back, why can you teleport?
Darkfox: Yup.
*walks to the back*
Well Xen see you later!
*teleports*
Xen: But... What must I do?!?!?!
Paralell Razor: Let's play twister!
ALL exept Xen: YEAAAAAAAAAAA!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 23, 2004, 02:01:32 PM
*Everyone cheers*
Grandy: "So where is Xen?"
Darkfox: "Meh heh heh. Playing twister with ourselves in a parralel universe."
Grandy: "I see. Makes sense."
Post by: Darkfox on December 23, 2004, 10:28:46 PM
Ambrosia: What was that?
Darkfox: Drace posted.
Post by: Grandy on December 23, 2004, 10:44:16 PM
*Xen enter in the PUB*
Xen: Hey, you guys look diferent, and when we're gonna play twister?
Razor: *Shoots Xen*: Now... *to Grandy*: NEVER even THINK bout post something like that again.
Post by: Razor on December 24, 2004, 07:15:48 AM
Drace: oh boy, this don't look good.
Red: Hah. I'm already dead.
Aeris: *casts life2*
Red: Damn you!
Sephiroth: *comes from a whole in the bar roof that disappears once he lands and skewers Aeris*
Red: Yay!
Razor: *kills sephiroth*
Red: hooray?
Razor: *starts shooting randomly at pub patrons*
Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on December 24, 2004, 07:17:46 AM
He was never heard of again*
Post by: Darkfox on December 24, 2004, 07:24:46 AM
Darkfox: Use the force!!
Tumblevador: Kijuki... I am your Nanny!
Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on December 24, 2004, 07:28:53 AM
Game Master: Carry on.
Post by: Razor on December 24, 2004, 07:37:26 AM
*Kijuki's face is pressed up against it*
Razor: Arggg!!! stop following me!!!! *shoots at that generally direction shattering the glass*
Post by: Darkfox on December 24, 2004, 07:39:43 AM
Post by: Drace on December 24, 2004, 09:27:00 AM
MT11: You bastard!
*Razor starts shooting MT11*
Drace: Take cover! Hiden in the thrench.
Grandy: I didn't know we have a thrench here.
Drace: Then what am I in?
Red: You don't want to know.
*Drace looks around him and sees a brown spot*
Thrench: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!
Drace: AHHHHHHH, get me outa here!
Post by: Araloth on December 24, 2004, 01:36:49 PM
A: "Hey all, what's u...?"
*shooting noise*
A: "Hey theres a hole in my chest!"
*A starts slamming everyone in the room with a stick*
A: "Respect my authority!!!!!"
Post by: Drace on December 24, 2004, 04:21:32 PM
*Drace is finally out of the big fat ladies pursue*
Drace: What, what did you all though, there was a coffee spot in her pursue and i accidently let her eau de toilet bottle go off
Post by: darktrash on December 25, 2004, 07:32:24 PM
DT: "Okay, this seems like my kinda place. Always a surplus of dead, which i can use"
*heads over to the bar, ignoring the bullets that narrowly miss him*
DT (to Razor): "Barkeep, a glass of wine, if you would be so good"
*Razor composes himself, puts the guns down and starts pouring out a glass*
DT: "Thats a good man, now carry on and I'll just go sit in the shadowy corner as it is my role to do as a villan"
*Razor nods and picks up his AK47s, reloads, and begins the assault again*
*Darktrash goes and sits down in shadowy corner with his drink*
Post by: Darkfox on December 25, 2004, 07:45:08 PM
Razor: Antagonist table as usual?
Void: Yes... later I'll come for your life... *Sits down at the table of Villains and other Bad Guys*
Razor: And as usual *disguises self as Mario* MOMAMIA!
Post by: Red Giant on December 26, 2004, 12:58:02 AM
Quote
Originally posted by darktrash
*Darktrash goes and sits down in shadowy corner with his drink*
Everyone picks shadowy corners. The pub must at least be a dodecahedron to fit all those shadowy corners.
Post by: Drace on December 26, 2004, 09:54:13 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Red Giant
quote: Originally posted by darktrash
*Darktrash goes and sits down in shadowy corner with his drink*
Everyone picks shadowy corners. The pub must at least be a dodecahedron to fit all those shadowy corners.
*Drace walks to the corner where the most lights are and goes sit there*
Drace: Now you don't have a point anymore Red.
Red: Hmpf
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 27, 2004, 03:29:05 PM
RFD: "Oh dear, oh dear! A fashion disaster! Look at all the shadowy cornerth! Ooh, and not a tad of pink!?!"
Red: "You dot a problem?"
RFD: "Ooh, you're tho mean!"
*Drace kicks RFD outta the door*
MT11: "Good kick."
Drace: "Who called changing rooms in?"
Grandy: "..."
*Everyone looks at Grandy*
Grandy: "What? This place DOES need a makeover. I mean look at this place! Look at all the dank!"
Red: "We like the dank."
Grandy: "But..."
*Drace kicks Grandy outta the door*
MT11: "Good kick."
Post by: Drace on December 27, 2004, 04:54:25 PM
MT11: You weren't born then.
Drace: Don't screw up the story.
Post by: Darkfox on December 28, 2004, 03:55:09 AM
Drace: Uh... and who are you...
Razor: She's paying for the table and chairs she burned up thats for...
Heisheros: *hisses*
Razor: Ooooor maybe not... *whispers* she got turned down to take her father's position as guardian of the gates to the underworld.
Drace: And her father is sombody all so special?
Razor: Cereberus...
Drace: Oh... *thinks for a moment* Wait... you mean the three headed hound from hell!?
Razor: Yep...
Drace: ... ... ... That explain the attitude problem...
Heisheros: I hate it when people talk about me in WHISPERS!!
Drace: Ok... lets change subjects.
Razor: Healthy idea...
Post by: Xen on December 30, 2004, 12:11:14 AM
Razor: And Drace wasn't alive in 1957, we just discussed that!
Xen: Yeah...right...I...knew that...
Razor: Suuuure you did...
Xen: Whatever...
*Xen goes and sits down in a shadowy corner, but realises he has sat on Darktrash*
Xen: Heeeey! You took my spot!!
Darktrash: Mmmmf...MMMMMFFFFF!!!!
Razor: You never sat there before Xen!
Xen: I did now... *folds arms*
Post by: Darkfox on December 30, 2004, 01:19:24 AM
Post by: Xen on December 30, 2004, 01:50:11 AM
Darktrash: MMMMFFFF!!!!
Xen: Okay, okay...I'll get off you...
*Xen stands up, revealing a crushed Darktrash*
Xen: Hey! Can't a dragon get something to drink around here?
Razor: You want the usual Xen?
Xen: Yeah, I do.
*Razor hands Xen some milk*
Razor: Hey. How come you don't drink alcohol Xen?
Xen: I don't like it, and I don't drink and fly. I'd rather not harm others when in a drunken state while flying and in this pub.
Razor: But you harm others when your sober.
Xen: I'm evil, I do it on purpose.
Post by: Darkfox on December 30, 2004, 02:17:26 AM
Post by: Xen on December 30, 2004, 02:25:35 AM
Neth: Well, I could call you a big, clumsy, milk-guzzling oaf, but that'd be too harsh.
Xen: Oh okay, now if you excuse me, I'm going to cry away my sorrows and humiliation while flying out to nowhere in particular.
*Xen leaves*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 30, 2004, 12:20:26 PM
Others: "Naw, too much bother."
DT: "Help me, fools! Or I will kill you ALL!"
*Red pokes DT with little finger*
DT: "OW! MUMMY!?!"
DT's mum: "Oh, there there Percy, Mummy's here now!"
Grandy: "PERCY?"
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Post by: darktrash on December 30, 2004, 05:21:34 PM
DT's mum: Oh shoot, I didn't realize you were THAT much of a bastard.
*DT's mum unzips the disguise, revealing Xen*
Razor: *snickers* So Xen likes to dress up as little old women? haha.
*Xen sniffles and goes back outside to continue crying*
DT: Well now. I really need some healing happening in my general direction.
*DT spits some blood onto the ground and wispers*
*Zombies being shambling in, pick Darktrash up and start carrying him out*
DT: Nobody touch my drink while I'm gone, for I will be back!
....
DT: oh, and - Mwahahahaha *coughs more blood* hahaha
Post by: Drace on December 30, 2004, 09:08:14 PM
Razor: Well we've had our bad times but also some good times.
*Flashback time*
August 16, 2004: Razor: So... Where's the rest of Warxe's Gang?
Warxe: They'll be here shortly.
*Xios walks in*
Xios: I demand a beer! Give me a beer or I will kill the bartender!
Razor: Pay me.
Xios: Payment? Oh yeah...
*cuts Warxe's head off and offers it to Razor*
Razor: Wasn't Odin the one who usually decapitated people?
Xios: Well, he isn't here. Now, give me a beer or end up like him.
Razor: Fine...
*hands Xios a beer. Xios walks out*
Razor: Hey... He stole my mug!
*runs out the door*
Get back here!
Moose: Hey, look! Free beer!
August 22, 2004: Weregnome grabs a boom box and puts dance music on. Everyone gets in a line and starts dancing!
*Red Giant Kicks person on one end of the line, who falls over into the next person, who falls over into the next and so on, causing them all to become human dominoes*
*Drace Jumps out of line and pushes he next one*
*chaoticparadox60659 gets pushed by drace*
Number 2: Ow!
Drace: *Whistles* *Does Mannerism*
September 26, 2004 *something explodes*
Sai: What happen?
Red: Someone set us up the bomb.
WG: We get signal.
Sai: What?
WG: Main screen turn on.
*screen lowers from ceiling*
Sai: It's you!
Razor: How are you gentlemen!!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
Sai: What you say?
Razor: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha ha ha ha...
WG: Captain!
Sai: Take off every 'ZIG'
Move 'ZIG'...
for great justice.
Kratos: What are you talking about?
Sai: Good question... *everyone goes back to doing random things*
November 21, 2004 Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Xen: ARRRRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
Red: Yep Ra....oh wait...
Razor: ............YOU STOPPED OUR SONG!!!!!!!!!
*Razor runs up to Xen and punches him*
Red: FIIIIIGHT!!!!!!
*Red punches some random person standing next to him*
Kain: Gotta problem? Come see ya d...
*Razor punches Kain and knocks him out*
Xen: Ohh.....let me try!
*Xen punches the unconcious Kain*
Razor: *To Xen* YOU STOPPED OUR SONG!!!!!!
*Razor punches Xen(again)*
December 3, 2004 Grandy's Ghost: I still need to get back my flesh and bones, please someone? What I did to you all?
Razor: Destroyed chairs...
Warxe: ...forgot me in the underwater pub...
Red: ...fooled Zero to attack me...
Xen: ...did'nt help me in any moment...
Razor: ...you corrected me 3 times.
Grandy's Ghost: No, just 2 times..................... Damn!
Razor: What I said? 4 times.
Grandy's G: Just 3......................DAMN!!!
Eustace: Stupid ghost of a stupid man in a stupid pub. *Put the mask and BOOGABOOGABOOGA to Grandy's G*
Grandy's Ghost: ...............You're trying to scare a ghost? Thats our job, ya know...
Razor: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY PUB? *throw Eustace to where's the invisible guy*
Red: MY pub.
December 12, 2004 Drace: Well, I hope you'll all get back to normal, till then we can watch America's Stupidest Home Video's.
*Turns on the TV*
Bob Magot: And tonight on America's Stupidest Home Video's we'll see a pub where everyone is so drunk that the fall unconsius and started dreaming that the pub was a falling island.
Razor: OK watch this all about.
Drace: Well it seems that i accidentelly filmed you guys and put it in an envelop and accidentelly dropped it on the mail to America's Stupidest Home Video's.
Razor: Oh, Ok then it's allright, aslong as you didn't do it on purpose.
Bob Magot: And the finnalists are: The Crazy Pub, Dog who puts hat on the masters head and The 1967 Massacre.
And the winner is: 1967 Massacre.
Drace: DAMM I LOST!!!
*Flashback time over*
Drace: Yea your right. Well I wish everyone a happy new year. Let's make the best out of this year and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year aft...*gets hit by razor*
Post by: Xen on December 30, 2004, 10:48:44 PM
Post by: Darkfox on December 31, 2004, 12:19:30 AM
Darkfox: Knock it off...
Ace: Ok...
Post by: Drace on December 31, 2004, 12:27:31 AM
Razor: Yea he wanted to be in snow white and the zeven dwarfs, the grumpy dwarf but he didn't get the part.
Drace: Why, is he to big.
Razor: No, no it wasn't the size that matterd.
Drace: What then?
Razor: He was to grumpy to be Grumpy the grumpy dwarf.
Drace: Ah, so thats it. New rule, no dragons.
Post by: Xen on December 31, 2004, 01:05:08 AM
Xen: What's been going on while I was gone?
Drace: Whaaaat? You haven't been gone long!
Xen: Hmm?? I've been in my hometown for 2 weeks.
Drace: Where's your hometown?
Xen: *pauses* I'm not telling you! What have I supposedly been doing then?
Razor: You auditioned for the role of Grumpy in Snow White and the Seven Dwarves...
Drace: And dressed up as an old lady.
Xen: Riiiiiight. I think that was my parallel self, he escaped into this world somehow. My parallel self is soft and such a crybaby, and does the wierdest things.
Drace: But he punched me! How could a soft-hearted person punch me? ME? Of all people!!
Xen: Naah. That was me. I was bored when I got back, so I punched you.
*Xen's parallel self enters*
Xen: DIE!!!!
*Xen kills his parallel self*
Xen: Now let's never speak of it again...
Post by: Darkfox on December 31, 2004, 04:52:07 AM
Post by: Razor on December 31, 2004, 05:40:32 AM
Drace: Er, uh, hem.
Razor: Shh, fine. *hands over sack with $ on it.
Drace: Thank you, although next time I would prefer a suitcase full of money than a err, umm bag with a dollar sign on it.
Post by: Darkfox on December 31, 2004, 07:20:09 AM
Post by: Drace on December 31, 2004, 10:58:57 AM
Darkfox: Nah forgett it.
Drace: No i want to know, you also do something else then the rest of the cast and I want to know what's not?
Post by: Darkfox on December 31, 2004, 04:04:10 PM
Darkfox: Ummmm... no.
Post by: Drace on December 31, 2004, 10:14:14 PM
Drace: He panda bear, we don't take kindly to your types around here.
Razor: Now Drace, he aint hurting anyone.
Drace: I want to know something panda bear, why is it that you pandas like bamboo that grows in the wet lowlands while you live in the dry highlands?
Razor: Now Drace, I don't want any trouble.
Panda: I get the point. I know when I'm not wanted. *Leaves
Razor: God Damn it, Drace. How come every time a panda bear comes in here, you gotta go flappin' your jaws.
Post by: Osmose on December 31, 2004, 10:18:48 PM
Post by: Darkfox on January 01, 2005, 04:44:26 AM
Post by: Drace on January 01, 2005, 11:35:04 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 02, 2005, 03:59:07 PM
Osmose: "Yup."
MT11: "Why's that?"
Osmose: "Bothered."
MT11: "Huh?"
Osmose: "Can't be."
Xen: "Anything happen while I was gone?"
Red: "You missed a flashback."
MT11: "And it didn't have me in!"
Grandy: "That's because you don't actually do anything. Except when you killed those people with a Shotgun. And led us all into a dimention filled with Tweenies."
Post by: Araloth on January 02, 2005, 04:06:01 PM
*kenny enters*
*Osmose jumps on kenny, squaching him*
Araloth: Oh my god, he killed kenny! You bastard!
Post by: Darkfox on January 02, 2005, 07:36:21 PM
Darkfox: ... *Kicks him out* Learn to stop stealing from other games!
Post by: Xen on January 02, 2005, 07:42:51 PM
Xen: Mmmm...random newb....*drools*
Post by: Drace on January 02, 2005, 10:07:13 PM
Darkfox: You should have seen what he did to the random n00b.
Drace: No thanx.
Razor: I wonder who all died in this pub.
Drace: Well,
Warxe twice, 10 midget engineers, 1 cop, Zero, Ifrit casted in the spirit world, Agent Smith, 00000002, Warxe again, Zero again, Eric Idle, Razor, Eric Idle again, Warxe yea again, Odin, Zero, Seph, Rasshou, Cloak, Warxe, Weregnome, Warxe's gang, Moose, Number 2, Red Giant, Me, five or six midget engineers, CP60659, Agent Smith again, Eric Idle again, Number 2 again, drunkard, Dracula, an assisin, Moose, Narrator twice, Hippy3, some miliants, Me(later know as guy from Phoenix2), Xen, Razor’s Father, Razor’s Mother, one guy killed at the black line period it was *black line*, Narrator, Warxe ugh again, Razor again, Warxe i'm getting sick off him again, Razor again, Warxe again man he get's killed more than the Vietcong in Nam, Me again, Kratos, Narrator again i wonder if he'll return.
Narrator: What do you mean return i'm still here.
Drace: Where was I? O yea, Xen again.
Well that where the first 25 pages.
Razor: You really read all posts on the first 25 pages searching for who died.
Drace: Yep.
Razor: I wonder who died in the last 25 posts and who all entered the pub?
Drace: Srew you Razor! *Flips him**does mannerism**midget engineers attack Drace*
Moose: There back! But how?
Drace: I did a special everyone returns spell!
(If you want to know who died after that and who all are in the pub the just ask me and i'll say, DO IT YOUR ****ing SELF!)
Post by: Darkfox on January 02, 2005, 11:21:35 PM
Drace: *face becomes all mangled, he has terminator style robotics*
Razor: Bloodie! He's a robot!
Drace: Must terminate other terminators... *begins running into walls*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 03, 2005, 09:28:34 AM
Red: "I am dead."
MT11: "An' I'm just too darn cool. No-one wants to hurt me!"
*Everyone shoots/burns/claws/slices/bites MT11*
MT11's corpse: "Well I guess my fans can't get enough of me."
*Xen (Revived again) sits on MT11's corpse*
MT11: ........................................................................................Ow.
Grandy: "So what do we do now?"
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 03, 2005, 09:32:45 AM
Red: "Cos I'm already dead, bub."
MT11: "An I'm too darn cool, no-one wants to hurt me!!!"
*Everyone shoots/claws/bites/burns/slashes MT11*
MT11: "Well it has been known for crazed fans to attack their greatest hero!"
*Xen sits on MT11*
MT11: .............................................................................ow.
Grandy: So what do we do now?
Post by: Drace on January 03, 2005, 10:01:15 AM
Drace: Quick run! Warxe gang is coming!
MT11: Who are they.
Drace: There the
*Black line*
Drace: se idiots.
Narrator: MUAHAHAHAHAHA, now you'll never knwo what he said.
Wassabe: Well I know.
Narrator: Shut up!
Lightwolf: Howdy!
Darkfox: NO, not again!
Post by: Darkfox on January 03, 2005, 05:15:26 PM
Dark Tammy: Rip his heart out X!
Narrator: Uhhh... looks like I'm going to hi... er... take a vacation to the Bahamas! LATER YALL!
Darkfox: Did you just notice that Moosetroop double posted?
Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?
Post by: Razor on January 03, 2005, 06:54:34 PM
Viffft!!!
Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?
Viffft!!!
Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?
Viffft!!!
Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?
Viffft!!!
Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?
Viffft!!!
Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?
Viffft!!!
Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?
Viffft!!!
Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?
Viffft!!!
Lightwolf: Kinda like a scuffed CD eh?
Viffft!!!
Razor: someone hit him!
Darkfox: better yet, ....
*blank looks at Darkfox*
Darkfox: ...I've got nothing. hit him.
Someone does! Who was it? Who cares?!
*Drace dies*
Post by: Annavalahar on January 03, 2005, 07:03:03 PM
lets have a party, this is a pub for crying out loud!
I'll have a rum and coke, bartender!
Post by: Razor on January 03, 2005, 07:18:37 PM
Warxe: You ARE the Barkeep.
Razor: Quiet you! You haven't posted since God knows when! Or Drace.
Warxe: *levitates strangley and disappears*
Razor: I still want money.
Post by: darktrash on January 03, 2005, 08:04:23 PM
*a small group of zombies follow him in, carrying all sorts of musical instruments and equipment*
DT: So where do you want them to setup?
Razor: What are you talking about?
DT: The band, man, the band!
Razor: I didn't ask for any band.
DT: Regardless, they're here now, so where can we setup?
Razor: We don't even have a stage.
DT: Not a problem!
*walks over to a relativly unseated area*
DT: here is good.
*zombies begin moving tables, chairs, and people out of the way*
DT: There we go, lots of space now
*zombies begin setting up the mics, speakers, mixerboards, etc*
DT (into mic): Testing, testing, 1-2-3, testing...
*sounds of screeching feedback*
DT (looking out at very annoyed crowd): ....... uh-oh
*random objects and body parts start flying at DT*
*DT jumps behind a speaker stack for protection*
Post by: Drace on January 03, 2005, 09:57:13 PM
Darkfox: Umm didn't you died.
Drace: No why?
Razor: You lie there on the ground, dead.
Drace: Damn that parallel universe!
*Annavalahar dies and is banned*
Drace: Narrator, why did you ban him?
Narrator: Well ummmm. *bans Darktrash*
Razor: Don't ban my ****!ng custumors.
Narrator: Hé, I'm only banning the custumors who aren't ****!ng. I'm not banning those in the dark room.
*Red walks out of the dark room*
Red: What, what is it?
Razor: We have a lot to learn about him.
Darkfox: Yup.
Wassabe: Well i'll unban them. *unbans Annavalhar and Darktrash*
Post by: Darkfox on January 03, 2005, 10:50:47 PM
Post by: Drace on January 03, 2005, 11:22:24 PM
Post by: Razor on January 03, 2005, 11:26:21 PM
Post by: Drace on January 03, 2005, 11:53:56 PM
Drace misses Al~Len, Drace also misses Saikar, Warxe, Weregnome, GhostClown212, PikaTira, chaoticparadox60659, Darkfox
Darkfox: Hé, I'm still here!
Razor: I miss them to, esspecially Darkfox.
Post by: Razor on January 04, 2005, 12:00:41 AM
Darkfox: Darkfox is right here!!
Post by: Drace on January 04, 2005, 12:34:40 AM
But Drac thinks everyone misses Darkfox.
Everone except Darkfox: Yup!
Darkfox: I'm right here you idiots.
Post by: Razor on January 04, 2005, 02:21:09 AM
Drace: You'll love it! please? come on...
Razor: DIE!!!1one *stabs Drace*
Drace: I already made you a character!
*starscape Razor walks in*
SSRazor: Hi!
Razor: Arg! Die!
SSRazor: Let's raise prices.
Razor: Sounds good!
Drace: Well, this seems to be a mistake...
Post by: WarxePB on January 04, 2005, 04:35:27 AM
Warxe: One beer for me and my g- Hey, you weren't suposed to change!
O-H: Er, uh... I knew that!
*runs out of pub*
SSRazor: You'll actually have to pay, now.
Warxe: WHAT!?!?!?! *explodes*
*O-H comes back in, but now he has orange-blond hair, a skirt, and breasts*
O-H: Oh crap, Warxe exploded!
Red: Weren't you just here?
O-H: Ye- er, no. That was my twin brother.
Red: Doubtful.
O-H: You got me! *transforms back into male O-H* Kayah Terranon, shapeshifter ordinaire! *shakes Red's hand, but pulls it off* O_O
DF: Shapeshifter... ordinaire?
Kayah: I can only go between male and female states...
Warxe: Oh, you- I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TRANSFORM! *slaps Kayah*
Zero: Uhhh.... *gets up from behind bar* Hey, who's the lady?
Kayah: I'm male, fool.
Zero: THAT'S IT! NO ONE CALLS ME A FOOL! *blows Kayah's head off* *also blows Warxe's head off* *falls back behind bar*
Red: Was he always there?
Razor: Maybe.
*a thug walks in*
Thug: Give me all your money! This is a stickup!
Post by: Razor on January 04, 2005, 05:34:18 AM
Warxe: o_O;
Zero: That's just weird! *hides behind bar again*
Razor: *drool*
Red: I think you've been missed, ol' blue hair.
Warxe: Quiet bonesy.
Post by: Darkfox on January 04, 2005, 05:50:44 AM
Lightwolf: ... ... ... ... *takes his gun and smashes it into a fine ball in one hand and shows it to him* Catch my drift? By the way, Darkfox can change into a...
Darkfox: Don't even finish that sentence!
Post by: Araloth on January 04, 2005, 10:20:27 AM
Araloth: hey... where did i get this skirt from...?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 04, 2005, 11:26:42 AM
MT11: Yo thug, we serve your kind round here. We don't like violence."
*In the background Darkfox is pounding lightwolf's face in*
Darkfox: *Between punches* "DON'T"..."YOU"..."FINISH"..."THAT"..."SENTENCE!"
Thug: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight, Well this is a stick up, you're supposed to be scared!
MT11: "Nope, we're not afraid of anything."
Grandy: "OH MY GOD! THE BEER'S ALL GONE!!!"
Everyone: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
Post by: Drace on January 04, 2005, 12:14:49 PM
Razor: What!
Drace: He said you must join SS.
*Razor strangels Drace*
Razor: NEVER!!!
Drace: Take..... it..... easy..... join.....SS......ok....never......mind.
*Razor releases Drace*
Razor: Finally.
Red: *Unaware of the conversation just a few words ago* He, Razor, why don't you join SS.
Razor: AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH
Thug: Hello, is anyone paying attention here.
Drace: Shut up, we have our own problems.
Post by: Xen on January 04, 2005, 04:14:42 PM
Red: You already did. You're a Mod there for crying out loud.
Xen: You didn't make me Mod because I cried out loud, you made me a Mod there because you said I was.....errrm....I was....
Red: .....shut up.
Xen: Whatever... *eats a sandwich*
Drace: Stop eating sandwiches!!!!!!!!
Xen: *eats a sandwich* Hey Razor, why don't you...
Razor: *angrily* YES????
Xen: Have a sandwich *cough*joinSS*cough*
Razor: I don't wanna sandwich.
Xen: Suit yourself... *eats a sandwich*
Drace: STOP EATING SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!!
Post by: WarxePB on January 04, 2005, 04:20:33 PM
*summons a ghetto blaster and starts breakdancing*
Red: Since when can you do that?
Warxe: It was my Xmas present,
*Razor switches CDs*
Warxe: I saw that.
Razor: Yuo saw nothing!
Warxe: Uh huh. *turns ghetto blaster on, plays the exact same song*
Razor: D'oh!
Warxe: *DM*
Post by: Xen on January 04, 2005, 05:46:14 PM
*Xen attempts to break dance, but screws up and crashes through a wall*
Razor: Why do you have to break things??? WHY???
Xen: I'm gonna try that again.
Razor: Noooo!!! Don't!!
Seconds later...
Xen: I'm gonna try ONE more time, I know I can do it.
Warxe: Face it Xen. You're crap at break dancing.
Xen: Okay, okay....hey! Where's Razor?
Drace: Xen, stand up.
*Xen stands up, revealing a crushed Razor*
Razor: Uuuuggghhh....*looks around and notices the pub has been trashed by Xen's attempts to break dance* NOOOOO!! MY PUB!!! RUINED!!!
Xen: C'mon, it ain't that bad, I mean, things could be worse, like Warxe exploding!
Warxe: WHAT!?!?!?! *explodes*
Xen: *shrugs shoulders* Ah well... *eats a sandwich*
Post by: WarxePB on January 04, 2005, 05:50:20 PM
Razor: *explodes*
Drace: *explodes*
Xen: *expl...ains why everyone is exploding*
Warxe: Why?
Xen: No clue.
Warxe: But- *explodes*
*beer explodes*
Zero: *Slow motion* NOOOOOOO....
Post by: Xen on January 04, 2005, 05:57:55 PM
Drace: Why is Zero going so slow?
Xen: I have no idea... *eats a sandwich* Heeey! Didn't you explode already?
Drace: STOP EATING THOSE GODDAMN SANDWI-*explodes*
Xen: You could've at least finished what you were saying before you exploded!!
Post by: WarxePB on January 04, 2005, 06:24:25 PM
Xen: *explodes*
Razor: WHY WHY WHY? *explodes*
Warxe: *starts breaking again, but explodes*
Zero: .....oooooOOOOOOOOOoooo....
Red: You can stop that now.
Zero: BUT THE BEER! IT'S G-*explodes*
MT: Why is everyone exploding?
Red: I think it's related to him. *points at Random N00B 22 throwing bombs at people*
RN22: you sux *runz awy*
Post by: Xen on January 04, 2005, 06:32:11 PM
Xen: Stupid Random N00b!!
*Xen runs after the random n00b and eats him*
Xen: Mmmm...random n00b....*drools*
Post by: Araloth on January 04, 2005, 06:40:11 PM
*Xen, full nof sandwiches and random n00bs, faints*
*another random n00b starts jumping on his stumach, but explodes as a hand comes out of xen's mouth and throws a bomb at him*
Post by: WarxePB on January 04, 2005, 06:46:40 PM
Xen: O_o
Warxe: Just kidding, just kidding... *implodes*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 04, 2005, 06:51:12 PM
Warxe: *Dead several times over* "Speak for yourself..."
Red: "Too many random n00bs around these days. And too much spontanious combustion."
Ranom n00b: :guns: Heya!!! :frag:
Red: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
*Random n00b spontaniously combusts"
Red: "That's it! Time to go on a n00b killing spree!"
MT11: "I'm with you!"
Drace: "Me too!"
*Ghostbuster music starts*
"There's some random n00b, in the neigborhood,
who you gonna call? n00b busters!"
Post by: WarxePB on January 04, 2005, 06:58:10 PM
MT: "Let's go."
***
Random N00B 15: you killedzorz me bro :guns:
MT: "You're dead, n00b."
*eat RN15*
Warxe: There's another one!
RN70: do this requst 4 me *holds up piece of cardboard*
Warxe: WRAAAA! *slaps RN70 silly with rubber trout*
Red: *rips RN95409's heart out and shoves it in his mouth*
Drace: Was that necessary?
Red: Yes.
Post by: Araloth on January 04, 2005, 07:19:12 PM
*starts shooting random n00bs with a drawing of a gun*
Araloth: wait a minute... isnt this a real gun?
*starts smacking random n00bs with the drawing instead*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 04, 2005, 07:28:13 PM
...
-thud-
Drace: "What's that?"
Warx: "Another n00b?"
Red: "Not just a n00b..."
*Giant n00b appears holding a keyblade*
n00b: " Here my E-mail! Rip all Kingdom Hearts chipsets charsets send to me!"
Warxe: "Die!"
*Begins severe trouting, to no effect*
MT11: "Not a KH fan! PLEASE not another one!"
Post by: WarxePB on January 04, 2005, 08:14:44 PM
MT: ...
Drace: Marvel VS Capcom!
Warxe: Ooookay...
*summons Spiderman and Megaman*
Spiderman: *webs up KH N00B*
Megaman: *blasts KHN00B's head off*
MT: Well, that was easy.
Warxe: Uh...
MT: Just a second, Warxe, I need to reflect on this.
Warxe: But... Look behind you...
*Really big n00b with Goku hair appears*
DBZN00b: i am making dbz rpg want resources you help me now :guns:
Drace: NOOOOOO!
Post by: Drace on January 04, 2005, 08:18:42 PM
Razor: Stop killing my custumors! And Summoning is forbiden!
*Drace rips apart the rules*
Drace: Now it aint. *Starst the summoning ritual*
Drace: Beast of ressurection, beast of flight, flames in the sky, we need you to let this n00b die!!!
*Phoenix appears*
Phoenix: BEER!!!! *Goes to the beer*
Zero: Sorry it exploded.
Warxe: Why are all these summons alcaholics?
Xen: It must be Final Fantasy, the creators must be alcaholics.
Drace: Well anyway, kill the n00b. *Dragonball Z fights begin*
Now 5 hours, 10 episodes, of fighting which is 10 minutes in the series
Drace: KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red: It doesn't work?
Drace: IT was a joke.
Red: Yea right.
Drace: Hmpf.
Post by: Xen on January 04, 2005, 08:31:50 PM
Drace: DAMN IT!!!! STOP....EATING..THOSE DAMN...SANDWICHES!!!!!
Xen: Sheesh, if you want some, you don't need to yell...
*Another Random N00b walks in*
Random Newb: *the Random N00b language cannot be dechipered very well, so I can't really display it*
Xen: Uuugghh, of all the random n00bs appearing, I'm gonna get a sore stomach....
*Eats the Random n00b*
Xen:Mmmm...Random N00b....*drools*
*Xen get stomach pains*
Xen: ARRGGHHH!!! UUGGHHH!!! OW THE PAIN!!!
Post by: Darkfox on January 04, 2005, 09:30:51 PM
NHP: *In a scratchy little girlish voice* I caught a pirate! ARRRRGHHH!
Warxe: I'm not a pirate!!
NHP: Can't fool me! You have the eye patch! So you must be a pirate!
Warxe: I could have just lost the eye...
NHP: ... ... ... ... LIAR!
Zero: Nice fur hat! I didn't know you were a pioneer!
Warxe: Ugh... -_-'
Post by: WarxePB on January 04, 2005, 10:31:41 PM
Bat: Squeek!
Warxe: Wrong bat! *summons a baseball bat* Hey, Darkfox!
DF: What?
Warxe: Hit this thing with this bat!
DF: Okay. *hits NHP with bat* *NHP eats bat*
Warxe: Wrong bat! USe this one! *hands DF baseball bat*
*NHP disappears, and DF hits Warxe over the head with a baseball bat*
Warxe: *dies*
Red: Uh, no. That's way too overused.
Razor: Yeah.
Warxe: Fine. *doesn't die*
Zero: I'VE GOT IT!
Warxe: What?
Zero: *somehow sober* Come with me, Warxe. We have a show to do!
Warxe: Show...?
Zero: Yep. *dashes out of pub with Warxe following*
Post by: Razor on January 04, 2005, 10:32:42 PM
Drace: You really should join SS.
Razor: *unplodes, rips Drace's arm off and beats him with the wet end* SHUDDUP!!!!!minusone
Post by: Darkfox on January 04, 2005, 10:42:00 PM
Razor: About darn time! *looks at Drace's arm* Hey! I gots me a trophy! L3333333T!
Post by: Razor on January 04, 2005, 10:55:17 PM
Warxe: I dunno. Hey, where's Razor?
Red: I dunno. Think his absense and that guy are related?
Warxe: No. not at all.
Post by: WarxePB on January 04, 2005, 11:23:39 PM
Red: It's just one of those unexplained mysteries.
Warxe: Nah. I just need to let Flash download.
Red: What?
Warxe: Nevermind.
Drace: So, who's that guy?
Warxe: You.
Drace: Really?
Xen: Yep. *eats a N00b sandwich*
Post by: Darkfox on January 04, 2005, 11:45:27 PM
Darkfox: Gee wilikers Samurai Guy!
Samurai Guy: Indeed! *flies off taking the roof with him*
Post by: Razor on January 04, 2005, 11:52:18 PM
Red: I don't think it gets more Random than that.
Razor: Sure it does! Here! (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/192966)
Ghostclown: Will you stop whoring that link.
Razor: No. More so, you don't even come in here!
Alex: Yeah. Go away.
Post by: WarxePB on January 04, 2005, 11:57:14 PM
Warxe: Whoops.
Razor: Look what you did! You crushed the pub! Again! That's the third time this week!
Warxe: Sorry...
Razor: Sorry won't cut it this time. *opens a trapdoor underneath Warxe*
***
*slap*
Warxe: ...
Red: I think he died.
Razor: I've never seen someone drink 25 bottles of vodka like that... It's enough to make me sick...
Zero: HE DRANK ALL OF THE VODKA!?!?!?!?!*short-circuits*
Post by: Darkfox on January 05, 2005, 12:02:51 AM
NHP: Blue haired pirate! I choose you! *throws pokeball at Warxe*
Post by: Razor on January 05, 2005, 12:08:19 AM
Razor: ARRG!! MY EYE!!!
*pokéball opens, zaps Razor's eye away*
*blood hoses everywhere (hoses: now a verb)
Razor: Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh!!111 *running*
Anakin: Dammit son! Stop eating with your fingers! Use the fork, Luke!
Luke: Awww...
Post by: Darkfox on January 05, 2005, 12:33:26 AM
Post by: WarxePB on January 05, 2005, 02:11:17 AM
NHP: YES!!!!
Warxe: NOOOO!
NHP: YES!!!!
*5 hours later*
Warxe: NOOOO!
NHP: YES!!!!
Razor: ENOUGH! Either buy a beer or get out!
Post by: DeamoneShane on January 05, 2005, 02:44:58 AM
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 05, 2005, 03:03:54 AM
drenrin: I think i may have been here once before... All well
*sits at the nearest stool*
drenrin: It's a bit drafty... eh?
*drenrin laughs. Everyone stares at him. drenrin goes quiet.*
drenrin: I'll have your strongest alcohol beverage. None of that concentrate crap. makes my eyes hurt.
*Once more drenrin receives a frosty glare form everyone.*
Post by: DeamoneShane on January 05, 2005, 03:23:23 AM
Shane: hahah -drinks- -hiccups- I...-hic- beat-hicup- y..y-hicups louder- yOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!-falls unconcious on floor-
Post by: Drace on January 05, 2005, 03:44:55 AM
Razor: No he is a paying custumor.
Red: I didn't knew you accepted monopoly money.
Razor: I don't why.
Red: Cause I stole Shane's wallet and look at the money.
Razor: *Raises hand where he had his last payment of Shane*
*Turns red off anger* SHANE!!!!!!!!!!
**** ******* **** ****** **** you will ******
Drace: *pulls a curtain in front of Shane and Razor* *Screams are heard and a fight* Sorry but this is not suitiball for small children.
Red: We never do that.
Drace: Yea well, we got a message from the studio saying that we expose to much violence and bad languance so we must make an end to it.
Red: Wait a sec. *leaves and returns 5 minutes later* Ok we can show the violence again, and the bad languance.
Drace: What did you do?
Ace: I know, cause I know everthing.
Darkfox: Shut up for ones.
Narrator: Yea I know everything.
Darkfox: *turns red and begins to fight the Narrator*
Don't ******* dissagree you little *** ******* ****** ***** of a ***** ***** ***** ********************** **** ***
Warxe: Do you need to use the asterix all the time? Cause we know what you say.
Post by: WarxePB on January 05, 2005, 04:41:00 AM
Warxe: Ponders? You think you're better than us because you use big words?
Narrator: Yes.
Warxe: Hmmph. *Warxe's blue eye falls off, revealing a normal eye*
Drace: Wait a second. You said you were blind in that eye!
Warxe: I am. It's glass.
Narrator: You lie.
Warxe: No I don't.
Narrator: *pokes Warxe's eye*
Warxe: OWWWW! I mean, that didn't hurt!
DF: Come back, you coward! *head falls off*
NHP: *finally succeeds in capturing Warxe*
N'tor: Fwa ha ha!
Drace: Your evil laugh sucks.
N'tor: HOW DARE YOU!? *Drace shatters like glass*
Razor: You gonna guy a drink, or what?
N'tor: Sure. All of these evil deeds are making me thirsty,
Post by: Darkfox on January 05, 2005, 05:45:19 AM
Narrator: ... ... ... DANGIT! Why don't my evil manipulative powers work on you?!
Tammy X: Because I'm more wicked than you, now it's about time I strip you of... your body! *Tammy slams her hand twards the screen and pulls out the Narrator's soul then kicks it like a football*
Everybody: Yay!
Narrator's Soul: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
*Darkfox pulls himself back together*
Darkfox: Gee X... wasn't that a bit excessive?
Tammy X: Nope.
Darkfox: *scratches head* Ok...
NHP: Yay!
Darkfox: Why DO you want to catch Warxe anyways?
NHP: Uhhhh... *ponders* ummmmm... I like his blue hair! I wonder if he likes my red hair?
Darkfox: *sweatdrop*
NHP: I release WARXEMON!
*NHP releases Warxe*
Post by: Araloth on January 05, 2005, 09:17:24 AM
Hey, where am I?
Post by: Drace on January 05, 2005, 11:37:47 AM
Razor: Shut up for ones!
Drace: I want a reason!
Razor: I don't have to have a reason for you!
Red: That's it I can't take it anymore, you have big relation problems and there is only 1 person who can help you.
Drace: Relation problems?
Razor: Red, what the hell are you talking about.
Red: *on the phone* Yea yea, come as soon as you get. Ok, bye. *hangs up*
Drace: Who was that? I hope it has nothing to do with your stupid idea.
Red: Don't worry he can help us.
*Jerry Springer comes in*
Jerry: Well, I heard you had relation problems so I came here to help you.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 05, 2005, 04:49:09 PM
Arn: "In der future all vil be erased due to your stupid randomness! I have been sent from der future to eliminate all randomness!"
Red: "You realise you yourself are completely random."
Arn: "Must I eliminate myself? Nooooooooooooooooooo!"
Jerry: "It sounds like you have problems too. Let's talk this out."
Arn: "Ah, It is all because of mein mutter. She was hard on me as a child."
Razor: "When I was small -sob- a pink fluffy sealion opened his mouth while eating. -sob- I've never seen such bad table manners. And It's affected me all my life."
Drace: "Razor won't join SS!"
Jerry: "It seems you all have pent up rage and sorrows. It is important to release them."
Razor: "Okay...
...
...
...
...
*Does a Massive Fart which destroys the world*
Boy do I feel better!"
*Everyone is floating in space*
Post by: WarxePB on January 05, 2005, 05:03:31 PM
MT: Really?
Warxe: Yep.
Springer: So, Warxe, whatr's your problem?
Warxe: Well... I'm a wimp, I get pushed around by everybody, Zero keeps stealing my wallet, I can't die, no one likes me, I drank 25 bottles of vodka in one sitting...
Springer: That's enough.
Warxe: But I have more!
Springer: No one wants to hear them.
Warxe: Exactly! *runs away crying*
Zero: I only did it twice! Well, three times. Maybe five... or ten... twenty... fifty...
Post by: Drace on January 05, 2005, 06:32:22 PM
Jerry: Do something to keep the watchers exited.
Drace: What must we do then?
Jerry: Throw something.
Red: I'll do that.
Jerry: Ok.
Camera guy: Ok we go back in 5 ... 4.... 3.... 1....
*commercials are over*
Jerry: Welcome back, well Drace what is your problem again.
Drace: Well Razor won't join SS and I just don't know why?
Jerry: *whispering* Keep the audience exited.
And Razor why don't you join, I mean, I go there.
Drace: I haven't seen you on the Starscape forum.
Jerry: Aren't you talking about Hitler's SS?
Drace: Ummmm, no.
Jerry: Well anyway, why don't you join, I hope it's a real problem or else. *Points at something terrible, no sale rule*
Razor: Well ..... ummmm ..... ehhhhh .... he molested me!
Jerry: Did you do that Drace? *Points at no phoenix rule*
Drace: Well ..... yea! Only because he does drugs and worships Satan!
Red: I can't take it anymore! *Throws a chair*
*Pub fight breaks out, the good guys(us) vs Jerry springer, crew and audience*
Warxe: CHARGE!!!!
MT11: This is for OPHRAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everybody stops*
MT11: Well .... i mean ..... ummmm ....... my bra?
Others: Oh, ok.
*Fighting continues*
Post by: DeamoneShane on January 05, 2005, 08:28:33 PM
Shane: grr...steal my wallet -hicup- will you! -becomes undrunk-
Shane: That's better.
Shane: Now taste my uhh fury! Dark Barrocade- Dark energy flies at everyone.
Shane: Muahaha! Yet I still can't find my wallet..hmm..
Post by: WarxePB on January 05, 2005, 08:31:10 PM
*summons a wrestling arena*
N'tor: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEE!!!!
Tonight, we've got Warxe against Random Camera Guy!
Warxe: You're going down, Random Camera Guy!
RCG: *smacks Warxe with an extra-large camera*
Warxe: *summons a giant toy hammer and crushes RCG with it*
Razor: *throws a metal folding chair at Warxe*
Springer: YOU KILLED MY CAMERA GUY! *turns into the Hulk*
Red: This is way too random, even for the Charas pub.
Springer: JERRY SMASH! *smashes a barstool*
Post by: DeamoneShane on January 05, 2005, 08:39:30 PM
Post by: Darkfox on January 05, 2005, 09:12:14 PM
"WHELP BREATH!" appears on the top of the screen
*NHP breathes fire on Jerry and Shane*
Jerry: *crispy* Ow...
Shane: *crispy too* Somthing smells good...
Post by: DeamoneShane on January 05, 2005, 09:23:47 PM
Post by: Razor on January 05, 2005, 11:14:22 PM
Red: Eh? Light?
*Darkfox starts drinking something*
Razor: What the fu-
*Extreme force rips the back and left walls towards the light, as well as Jerry, the audience and Drace. A second force blows the right wall and ceiling and Shane away*
*light fades*
Red: Hey look! A mushroom cloud! Must be pretty close or something.
*Darkfox finishes his drink*
Razor: No WONDER that stupid salesman said this piece of land was such good value for dollar.
Post by: Darkfox on January 05, 2005, 11:26:49 PM
Post by: DeamoneShane on January 05, 2005, 11:38:14 PM
Post by: Darkfox on January 06, 2005, 01:01:57 AM
Darkfox: Now thats a mouthful.
Samurai Guy: *Over speakers* Indeed
Post by: Razor on January 06, 2005, 02:47:57 AM
Darkfox: Meh, what can you do.
Razor: I can tap dance!!
Darkfox: Really?
Razor: No.
Post by: Darkfox on January 06, 2005, 03:06:44 AM
Shane: YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!
Tammy X: *throws bottle* Well... that was fun.
Post by: Drace on January 06, 2005, 10:26:57 AM
Razor: Damnit, why won't you freaking die!
Drace: I don't know, it's probably in this contract. *Shows a contract that reveals that Drace has iternal life given to him by Satan*
Razor: When I get that damn Satan in my hands, I'll rip his hart out.
Post by: Araloth on January 06, 2005, 10:29:55 AM
Araloth: *realizes what hes slamming with, and gives satan to razor* here you are.
Post by: Razor on January 06, 2005, 10:34:29 AM
Satan: .O_O.
Razor: ...but just looking into those puppydog eyes....I can't. Be free now, Satan, but don't you be starting anymore trouble!
Satan: *leaving* you know I will!
Razor:....bastard.
Post by: Darkfox on January 06, 2005, 02:46:36 PM
Razor: No, that was the Devil.
Darkfox: Same thing!
Razor: Oh... then yes.
Post by: Xen on January 06, 2005, 03:42:29 PM
Razor: You ain't gonna do that all the time now are you Xen?
Xen: *pauses* Yes. *eats a sandwich*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 06, 2005, 05:55:25 PM
Post by: DeamoneShane on January 06, 2005, 06:25:15 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 06, 2005, 06:31:29 PM
Post by: Razor on January 06, 2005, 09:24:46 PM
MT11: Ye-NO!!
Post by: Drace on January 06, 2005, 09:58:47 PM
*Shane revives*
Drace: Kadamnit. Now I'm gonna kill you.
*Grabs a piece of paper*
Shane: What are you going to do? Paper cut me to dead. *Begins to laugh*
Drace: Exactly.
Shane: Oh ****! *Tries to run away but get's caught by Razor*
Razor: Let's do this!
*Drace begins to paper cut Shane*
Shane: Ah ****, this hurts more than I thought!
Post by: WarxePB on January 06, 2005, 10:05:48 PM
Drace: Huh?
Warxe: I dunno. I'm just cold.
Drace: Huh?
Warxe: Nevermind...
*a big "TO BE CONTINUED..." sign appears, obscuring everything*
All: Huh?
Warxe: Hey! Not yet!
TBCSign: Fine... *disappears*
Shane: What was that thing?
Warxe: Friend of mine.
Shane: Stupid friends.
Warxe: WHY YOU LITTLE- *about to smack Shane, but the TBC sign appears again*
Warxe: I SAID, NOT YE-
*another TBC sign appears over the other one*
N'tor: I demand you sho-
*TBC sign*
Post by: DeamoneShane on January 06, 2005, 10:14:36 PM
Shane: HAHAHA!! -papercuts Drace- DIE!
Post by: Drace on January 06, 2005, 11:39:44 PM
Shane: Why won't it work?!
Drace: Cause I'm holding the paper.
Post by: Razor on January 07, 2005, 01:15:40 AM
Razor: Who did that?
NHP: *standing behind where the wall was* it wasn't me! It was him!!! *points to lightwolf and a waitress*
LW: Hi, I'm lightwolf, and your number is...?
Waitress: *slaps LW*
Razor: you! I remember you! You don't work here! get lost woman!!!
Waitress: go to Hell! *storms off*
LW: She'll be back... no woman can resist my charms. ;)
Razor: You...
LW: :)
Razor: Go away.
Post by: Darkfox on January 07, 2005, 01:23:12 AM
Post by: Drace on January 07, 2005, 01:24:07 AM
Drace: I think he died.
Razor: I hope so.
Shane: I'm still alive!
All except Shane: ****!!!
Post by: DeamoneShane on January 07, 2005, 02:10:21 AM
Post by: Razor on January 07, 2005, 11:23:57 AM
HawkGirl: Hey! Noone better be friends in here!
Razor: *saluting whilst cowering* No maam...
*the flash*
The Flash: You know what we said! If anyone makes friends we'll break -your- *points directly at Razor* legs!
Red: Woohoo!
The Flash: You too! *points at Red*
Red: Aww...
HawkGirl: And we'll blow up this place!
Razor: Well, um, sir, we did recently survive a nearby nuclear explosion...
HawkGirl: We'll drop one ON the pub, so that you'll all get Vapourised!!
Razor: uh, Drace got vapourised, but then he came back anyway *points at drace*
Drace: Hi.
The Flash: You'll all be dead! DEAD!!
HawkGirl: Come on, Flash, lets light a bus full of school children on fire and throw it off a cliff.
The Flash: Meet you there! *zip*
*Hawkgirl flies off*
Razor: ...and that's why we can't have friends.
Shane: Aww.
Post by: El Presidente on January 07, 2005, 11:36:29 AM
El Presidente: Wow, Shane was owned by the Justice League. Nice one Razor!
*El Presidente finds a penny on the floor and walks back through the bushes and out of sight*
Post by: Razor on January 07, 2005, 11:42:30 AM
Razor: Excuse me one minute. *dials a number on a nearby phone that is inexplicably connected to Shane's face. that's the future of phones right there.*
Yeah, hello? Those anti-El Prez sticky papers aren't working!
...
Of course I layed them out right! I want my money back!
...
Why don't you go do that to your horse, then? *slams phone into Shane's face/phone holder*
Shane: arg! my teef!
Razor: those bastards...
Shane: Riiing! Riiing!
Razor: *picks up* Hello?
Phone: *loud* That wasn't a friend was it? We'll break your legs!
Razor: *slams phone into Shane's face again*
Shane: Arg!! You broke my doze!!! Who was it?
Razor: Erm, I think it was for you. *slowly backs away from Shane*
Post by: Drace on January 07, 2005, 11:44:53 AM
Daredevil: Drace said you had some problems with the Justice League, so where here to help.
Drace: Where are the others?
Spiderman: They'll be here in a few moments.
Razor: Which others?
Drace: Well as the Justice League ain't from marvel, I asked some from Marvel to help us.
I asked Spiderman, the Hulk, Daredevil, Wolverine, Beast, Human Torch, the Thing, Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Blade, Agent X, Cyclops and Captain America to help.
Razor: Ahhh, I see.
Shane: Can you be my friends now?
Others: NOOOO!!!!!
Post by: El Presidente on January 07, 2005, 11:58:16 AM
El Presidente: Ha ha! Can you stop my band of Super Villians?
Razor: Yes.
El Presidente: Oh, Ok... *hits shane* I shall return with my secret weapon... and a shaver so that we can do some nasty things to Shane. Mwuahahahah! *runs back into bushes*
Post by: Razor on January 07, 2005, 12:09:06 PM
SM: This El Prez person is not making friends! We are considering making him one of us. BUT WE WILL NOT. AND TO PROVE THAT WE ARE SERIOUS - *eyelasers a nearby barstool until it melts*
Razor: O.o;
SM: AND TO PROVE THAT WE ARE SERIOUS - *eyelasers a nearby barfly until he melts*
Razor: Hey! He was one of my best customers! He grossly overpaid me for beer!
SM: Muahahahahahha! *flies of through another wall*
Darkfox: Why are the Justice League evil?
Razor: I don't know...
Post by: El Presidente on January 07, 2005, 12:21:41 PM
*Ominous music sounds*
Superman: THAT'S ENOUGH OMINISITY FOR ONE DAY! - *eyelasers the CD Player until it melts*
Uncle Sam: Yay, beer!
El Presidente: No Uncle Sam! You need to be sober to fulfill your use for World Domination!
Razor: Here have an extra large one for free. And by free, I mean, get El Presidente to pay for it.
El Presidente: No Razor! Everyone knows that a giant Uncle Sam's one weakness - their Achillies Heel - if you will, is an extra large, free beer!
*Uncle Sam falls over stiffly*
Uncle Sam: I R deD!!1
El Presidente: Blast you Razor! Now, to go join the Justice League which has turned evil for some reason!
Post by: Razor on January 07, 2005, 12:38:41 PM
Batman: NO! NOW LEAVE BEFORE SUPERMAN CRUSHES YOU!
Superman: *flexes muscles threateningly*
El Presidente: Damn. Ok, Plan C. Take over Donut King. Come Uncle Sam!
Uncle Sam: Duuhh, alwight boss.
Post by: El Presidente on January 07, 2005, 12:46:11 PM
El Presidente: Hah-hah! My plan for World Domination is in action. Now all I need is 17 homing pidgeons, a legion of flying monkeys and a BBQ-Chicken pizza - I'm hungry.
Uncle Sam: I get dem for you boss!
El Presidente: Excellent, or excellente as it were!
Post by: Drace on January 07, 2005, 01:11:58 PM
Spiderman: There stupid.
Hulk: HULK SMASH BAR!!!
Post by: WarxePB on January 07, 2005, 02:01:32 PM
*looks around*
You guys're having problems with the Justice League? Let me handle it.
*summons floating fortress and climbs inot it*
*1 hour later*
Drake: I TOLD you this was the right place!
Warxe: But there's at least 20 impenetrable fortresses in this area! *points to said castles*
Odin: This one has "Justice League" on the front.
Zero: -_-
...Wait, why am I not at the bar?
Seph: In any case...
*fires a missile at J.L.F.*
Batman: Hey!
The Flash: They're attacking us!
Warxe: We need backup!
*summons other floating fortress*
Xios: The destruction of the Justice League will bring me one step closer to ruling the world!
Bob: Vherr is zee Joostece Legue?
Xios: Right there.
Bob: Oh.
Kratos: We should assault it now.
Xios: Warxe, are you ready?
Warxe: Sure.
*Both floating fortresses fire many missiles at the J.L.F*
*It does nothing*
Warxe: D'oh!
Shado: We could just press that button.
*points to a button on the side of the J.L.F that says "PRESS ME"*
Warxe: Good idea!
*summons a giant hand that presses the button*
*castle blows up*
Xios: That was easy.
Odin: -_- *there's another castle beneath the first*
Superman: We're always prepared! *eyelasers Warxe*
Xios: Retreat!
*back in the pub*
Warxe: Well, that went over well.
Kratos: Indeed.
Zero: Time to get drunk! *falls behind bar*
Xios: What happened to the rest of my team?
Warxe: They said they were going "out".
Hulk: HULK SMASH BLUE MAN! *smashes Warxe*
Xios: Great...
Kratos: No, Hulk. Not today.
Hulk: Sorry... *blows Warxe up like a flattened cartoon character*
Post by: Araloth on January 07, 2005, 06:52:37 PM
*one day passes, and the hulk leaves*
Araloth: Phew...
*superman comes in and smashes him*
Post by: Darkfox on January 07, 2005, 08:38:52 PM
Warxe: *opens his eyes* AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
NHP: *falls over backwards* Hey, what do you know? It worked! ^_^
Post by: Drace on January 07, 2005, 09:42:16 PM
Post by: WarxePB on January 07, 2005, 10:22:06 PM
Razor: Or?
Xios: *possesses Red and sends him after Razor* I'll have him eat you.
Razor: NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! *gets Xios and Kratos beers*
El Prez: I want two for me and Uncle Sam!
Razor: I can't give beer away for free! I'm already a million gil in debt!
Uncle Sam: *flexes threateningly*
Razor: Alright, fine. *serves beer*
Kratos: Actually, I'd like some wine. *gives Razor a sack of gold*
Razor: *gets Kratos a bottle of wine, then dances with the bag of gold*
Kratos: *whispers to Xios* He doesn't know that it's only gold-covered chocolate
Xios: *sniggers*
*Odin walks in*
Warxe: Hey, where's the rest of the TOW?
Odin: Playing blackjack in the fortress.
*looks at Razor* I want the hardest liqour you have.
Razor: Got the money?
Odin: *hands Razor some coins*
Razor: *gives Odin a bottle labeled "Alcohol Poisioning in a Bottle"*
Warxe: You're gonna die if you drink that.
Odin: Quiet, Warxe. *decapitates Warxe*
NHP: Oh no! Warxemon is hurt! *sews Warxe's head back on*
Post by: Drace on January 08, 2005, 12:24:11 AM
Red: Yeah!
Razor: Ok, Warxe gang will you please leave.
Odin: *decapitates warxe* Dare to ask that one more time!
Razor: They wont leave.
Drace: Fine, Red come. Where going somewhere else.
*20 days later Drace and Red return*
Razor: Well, found something?
Drace: Well we have travelled a long road for 4 days till we came by the mountains. There we found a guy named Yapolugade who had a search party to find a yeti.
Red: Drace and I went with them but the party got seperated while we where attacked by a dragon.
Xen:*In his thoughts* I thought those guys looked familiar.
Drace: So with a group of five we went to search on, for the yeti and the others. We found the tracks of a yeti and tracked it down. 5 days later we found some of the others. With them we continued the search and found it the next day. We sneeked up to it and captured.
Red: Well now comes the funny part. It appeared to be Peklo who got lost in the mountains.
*silence*
Warxe: Well then.
Drace: We'll knowing of the 1 biljon reward on his head we said we take him to the pub and actually brought him to the police to recive our reward.
Razor: Well what did you do the other 10 days?
Red: With the money we went to Hawaii, bought it, transferred it next to the pub 9 days later and spend the money on hot chicks and the best beer around.
Razor: I wondered why there where palmtrees all of a sudden here.
Darkfox: How much did buying and moving Hawaii cost?
Drace: 1 gil.
*Silence*
Razor: So you spend 999.999.999 gil on chicks and beer.
Drace: Well only 100.000.000 on the chicks. Just check your storage for what and how many beer you have.
*walks to the storage room*
*comes running back in*
Razor: **** it! It's sssjit beer.
All drinkers: WHOOHOO!!!
Post by: El Presidente on January 08, 2005, 01:10:20 AM
El Prez: My plans are well and truly underway... Uncle Sam, how many flying monkeys did you actually find again?
US: Four mi'lord.
El Prez: Show them to me.
*US holds up a mouse, a squirrel, some roadkill and a rather large bottle cap*
El Prez: Hmm, we could be in trouble for our first mission, attack the new bar in Hawaii!
El Prez: We're here! *throws bottle cap and hits Razor*
Razor: Ow! *Pulls out shotgun*
El Prez: *Pulls out Bazooka*
Razor: *Pulls out laser*
El Prez: *Pulls out armed Nuclear warhead*
Razor: *Pulls out board with nail in it*
El Prez: Damn them! That Razor chap has thwarted our plans once more!
US: *Pulls out board with nail in it*
El Prez: No, its no use Samuel. They would return with bigger boards and bigger nails, we are not fit to take that kind of arsenal on. But one day they will make a board with a nail in it so big, that it will destroy the world! Mwuahahahah! *runs off into bushes*
Drace: *continues doing what he was doing before* Eww, a bug.
Post by: Darkfox on January 08, 2005, 01:43:43 AM
"Whelp Breath"
*Drace is scorched by a stream of flames*
NHP: I'm a girl.
Drace: *cough* Gotcha... *collapses*
Darkfox: *Puts Warxe's head back on* You lose your head more than Red!
Red: Yeah! And I lose it alot... thanks to some certain sombodies...
Darkfox: Eheh...
Post by: Razor on January 08, 2005, 03:26:16 AM
Razor:...is this some kind of joke?
Guy on drums: Ba da dish!
*silence*
Scotsman: We filled our part of the deal, laddie, now pay us!
Razor: Joke didn't work, I don't have to pay.
Irishman: We never agreed to that! Pay up!
Razor: Grr *grumble* fine. Here *writes out cheque*
Irishman: Hot dog! I'll buy 6 beers *slams down cheque*
Englishman: Give me that *snatches it* let's go, chaps. *they leave*
Razor: Heheheh, jokes on them, that cheque is fake!
Post by: Drace on January 08, 2005, 03:33:48 AM
Drace: Yes why?
Razor: Cause there gonna attack it today.
Drace: Oh, ok.
*5 secs*
Drace and Razor: HOLY ****!!!!
Post by: Razor on January 08, 2005, 04:01:25 AM
Darkfox: *also in RL* agreed.
Post by: El Presidente on January 08, 2005, 04:03:05 AM
El Prez: Now go attack Pearl Harbour!
US: Duh, okie-dokie boss.
*Takes off and lands on Fortress Donut King*
El Prez: You blubbering babboon! You have destroyed my empire!
*Pulls out suitcase. Suitcase folds into Fort Knox*
El Prez: This will have to do.
Post by: WarxePB on January 08, 2005, 04:16:50 AM
Warxe: I told him...
Xios: Warxe, how is it that you can revive yourself?
Warxe: Must be the environment. I can't do that back on Shoruth.
Kratos: I would hope not.
Warxe: And that's supposed to mean!?
Kratos: Quiet, Warxe. *attempts to decapitate Warxe, but fails due to the neckbrace aorund his neck*
Warxe: Ha ha HA!
Kratos: *sigh* *impales Warxe*
Xios: *possesses Warxe, and turns him all zombie-like*
Finally, I have my truly invincible warriror! I shall rule all with him! *walks out of pub, laughing hysterically*
Kratos: You forgot Warxe.
Xios: I knew that! Come, my humble minion!
Warxe: Guhhhh.... *falls apart*
NHP: That can't be good...
Xios: *mumbles something, and walks away*
Post by: David on January 08, 2005, 04:23:36 AM
Post by: DeamoneShane on January 08, 2005, 04:25:57 AM
Post by: David on January 08, 2005, 04:28:00 AM
Shane: o_O
David: -unconcious-
Shane: WAKE UP, DAMNIT!
David: -unconcious-
Post by: El Presidente on January 08, 2005, 04:30:29 AM
US: *Hits Shane with a wrench*
Post by: David on January 08, 2005, 04:31:37 AM
Post by: El Presidente on January 08, 2005, 04:35:17 AM
US: *Hits Shane with a golf club*
Post by: David on January 08, 2005, 04:36:42 AM
Post by: El Presidente on January 08, 2005, 04:39:31 AM
US: *Hits Shane with a board with a nail in it and apparates to Fort Knox*
Post by: David on January 08, 2005, 04:41:47 AM
cold. o_O -puts on a new pair of shoes-
Post by: WarxePB on January 08, 2005, 04:48:36 AM
Razor: so impossible, it HAS to be a cartoon
Warxe: Heh, Charas Pub - The First Reality Cartoon
"Ever wondered what happenes in an online pub? Well, this is it!
Featuring:
Razor: Arnold *insert last name here*
Red: Some dead British guy
Warxe: Britney Spears
Everyone else: Tom Cruise"
Razor: roflamos!111\1+seven
Drace: What is he babbling about?
Kratos: I don't know.
Odin: ...laughter and asthma... good combo...
Post by: David on January 08, 2005, 04:50:44 AM
er.. A little.. eh..
Post by: El Presidente on January 08, 2005, 04:56:26 AM
"What is with all my bad jokes? I mean, I was walking down the street the other day, minding my own business, and I realised - I suck at stand up comedy!"
Uncle Sam: Played by Former President Bill Clinton... 's inbred cousin.
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman! I mean for god's sake! She's not even related to me!"
*Hilarity ensues*
Post by: Razor on January 08, 2005, 05:19:08 AM
El Prez: *yelling out door* YOU DAMN WELL BETTER HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT LARRY DAVID!
Razor: Wow,
Red: What?
Razor: What?
Red: You said wow.
Razor: So?
Red: Usually people say wow at things that are wow-worthy.
Razor: So?
Red: Well you did say it with a comma.
Razor: So?
Red: That implies that there's at least one part of the sentence left.
Razor: So?
Red: Aren't you going to finish the sentence?
Razor: No.
Red: ....
Razor: Wow...
Post by: WarxePB on January 08, 2005, 05:25:18 AM
"Yes, of course these are real! ....What? Warxe is male!?!?!"
Xios, Kratos, Zero - Played by Mike Myers
"If I can be four different people in the same movie, I'm qualified to be three!"
The Narrator - Played by Dan Castellana
"I'm all powerful! Woohoo!"
Chaos Realm-ites - Played by Ben Affleck
"Yes! I'm finally in a good show!"
Shoruthians - Played by Keanu Reeves
"Hmm... 'Odin: I know kung fu!' I think I can do that."
"But he never said that."
"Quiet, Warxe." *decapitates producer*
Everyone else (David, Shane, guys who aren't around anymore): Tom Cruise
"I have HOW many roles!?!? Why didn't they take someone else?"
Warxe: Do I really have to be played by Britney Spears?
Post by: El Presidente on January 08, 2005, 05:27:33 AM
US: Boss, we have intelligence from a highly trusted and dependable source!
El Prez: Aren't you meant to be the stupid assisstant who is always messing everything up?
US: Oh, yes... I'm sorry sir.
El Prez: Kids these days...
El Prez: Well, instead of Jerry Seinfeld, who seemed to disagree with playing the role of me, the somewhat stereo-typical 'bad-guy', Stewie from Family Guy will play El Presidente in this new reality show.
Victory is mine!
Post by: Razor on January 08, 2005, 05:43:49 AM
Red: That's ok *empties a large Barrel of "Barber Shop Floor Hair" onto Arnold*
Razor: Why the Hell do you have a Barrel of hair!?
Red: I just want to be accepted! *cries and runs off*
Post by: Darkfox on January 08, 2005, 06:59:16 AM
Darkfox: Ridiculous... not only are you a girl, but you have red hair and your small and your covered in fur! Ridiculous!
NHP: *dyes hair blue*
Darkfox: ... *sweatdrop*
NHP: *puts on eyepatch* ARGHHH! *giggles*
Darkfox: Aw who am I kidding? So cute!!
Warxe: I don't go "Arghhh"... she looks nothing like me.
NHP: Uh oh! I'm dead... *falls over and plays dead*
Warxe: Huh? Now I have a clone!?
Post by: Araloth on January 08, 2005, 10:53:46 AM
*dyes his hair back normal*
Post by: Drace on January 08, 2005, 11:55:30 AM
I demand a good actor NOW!!!
*Rowan Atkinson walks in*
Drace: SWEET!!
Post by: El Presidente on January 08, 2005, 01:47:50 PM
*Rick Mayall walks in*
El Prez: *Wets his pants*
Uncle Sam: I'll take it!
Post by: Darkfox on January 09, 2005, 08:00:02 AM
Darkfox: *Played by sean conor* Bloody hell! It's Void!
Void: *played by Jim Carey* SMOKIN! Err... I will get all your souls and there's nothing you can do! *does silly laugh*
Post by: El Presidente on January 09, 2005, 09:25:22 AM
Uncle Sam (Played by Rik Mayall): It's like living in Nazi Germany in this bar! Barkeep... Barkeep... BARKEEP! Oh there you are.
Razor: Uh, can I help you?
Uncle Sam (Played by Rik Mayall): Yes you damn well can. Its okay, we've got money!
El Prez (Played by Stewie): What the deuce? there's a load of dead flies in my martini, and they all look suspiciously like Fred Durst!
*Peter Griffin comes out of nowhere*
Peter: Oh my god! Something bad is going to happen to me today, my Alphabits spelt out "Oooooooo"!
El Prez (Played by Stewie): No Peter... you were eating Cheerios.
Post by: Razor on January 09, 2005, 09:39:59 AM
Brian: That was my line you bastard! I have a family to feed!
Stewie: Sod off, you're stinking up the place! Go lick yourself.
Brian: Prepare to crap yourself! *brain-stewie bar fight commence!*
Razor: sounds like a selling opportunity... Hey everyone! buy a special FIGHT beer!
Red: What's so special that makes it different from normal?
Razor: it's 6 times expensive, if thats what you mean.
Post by: El Presidente on January 09, 2005, 09:52:47 AM
El Prez: What the deuce, you fat-cat or whatever the devil it is that you kids say these days. You, dog! I order you to cease and desist!
Brian/Brain: Oh, ok. I'm just gonna go sit outside and chew on my butt for the next 5 mins.
Razor: Aww. Well, I guess that gets rid of our Fight special... every beer Half Price!
Red: But doesn't that still make it 3 times the normal price?
Razor: *disappears*
Post by: Drace on January 09, 2005, 10:48:02 AM
CRACK *an axe get stuck from the outside in the door*
Red: What the hell is that?!
????: Here's johnny.
Drace: Ugh, just the stupid shinning.
*everybody minds his own business*
Rowan Atkinson: Well who was that?
*everybody minds his own business*
Rowan: Hello?!
*everybody minds his own business*
Rowan: Screw you guys I'm going home.
Araloth: He said something from South Park!!!
Red Giant: Damn. Got my arse hand all ready.
Razor: What did you say?
Red: Nothing! Really nothing!
Razor: Yeah, well whatever you said it's in my sig.
Red: I deny it. I deny everything that Razor says with my name in it.
Razor: Red's smart.
Red: I deny it.
(sorry Red but when i saw your sig i needed to do this)
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 09, 2005, 06:38:50 PM
Razor: "Where have you been? You missed the whole Justice League bit!"
MT11: Well you see, me an' my brother Kyle here, we were hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road.
When all of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon, in the middle of the road.
AND HE SAID... 'Play the best song in the world... or I'll eat your souls'
So me an' Kyle, we looked at each other, and we said... OKAY.
So we played the first thing that came to our minds, just so happeded to be... the best song in the world, it was the best song in the world,
LOOK INTO MY EYES AND IT'S EASY TO SEE, ONE AND ONE MAKES TWO TWO AND ONE MAKES THREE IT WAS DESTINY
Red: "SHUT UP!"
Razor: "Where'd all those electric guitars and drums suddenly come from?"
Drace: "Beats me."
Post by: Darkfox on January 09, 2005, 07:01:57 PM
Darkfox: Maybe... Sean Conory wasn't a good idea afterall *sweatdrop*
Post by: Drace on January 09, 2005, 07:38:48 PM
Mel Gibson: Sean Connery, You may take our lives but you'll never take our freedoooooommmm!!!
*attack each other*
Post by: El Presidente on January 10, 2005, 07:56:11 AM
Sean Connery: I was a much better Bond than you ever will be!
Pierce Brosnan: Cram it gramps!
*All three fight to the death in - The Cage!*
Post by: WarxePB on January 10, 2005, 04:09:57 PM
Zero: I CAN'T DRINK WITH ALL THE NOISE!
Warxe: Well, no one cares about you.
Zero: Sure they do.
Xios: Both of you, shut up. I'm watching this.
*Pierce Brosnan is just about to kill Sean Connery*
Pierce: Admit it! I'm the better Bond!
Connery: Never!
Pierce: Then die! *grabs Warxe and bludgeons Sean Connery to death*
Xios: So, you beat him... but can you beat.... HIM? *throws Razor into The Cage*
Pierce: *looks at Razor menacingly*
Post by: Drace on January 10, 2005, 05:33:48 PM
Razor: I didn't even played Bond!
Pierce: So you admit.
Razor: No. I said I didn't played him.
Red: I hope Pierce wins.
Drace: Who doesn't, free beer then.
Razor: WHAT!!!! FREE BEER IF PIERCE WINS!!! *Go's into a wild rage and kills Pierce*
Red: Damn!!!
Drace: Yeah, no free beer.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 10, 2005, 06:09:49 PM
MT11: "So who are you supposed to be then?"
Dog: "RRRRRRRUFFFFFF! (Translated: I play MT11 in the film old chap.)"
*Razor sneaks off*
*Mel Gibson's phone rings*
Mel: "Hey! They say they're making Harry Potter 4 and they need actors!"
Orlando Bloom: "I could be Hermione!"
*All actors sprint off in a cloud of dust*
Razor: *Still holding phone* "Heh heh heh. That got rid of 'em."
Post by: Grandy on January 10, 2005, 06:18:07 PM
Razor: Grandy, you are not an actor, now get down, you're making the table dirty.
Grandy:... I am not an actor? *looks to the sky* YOU LIED TO ME!
Razor: *breaks a empity bottle of beer in Grandy's head* I hate when everyone in my pub talk to voices from the sky!
Post by: Darkfox on January 10, 2005, 07:25:33 PM
Post by: Drace on January 10, 2005, 08:54:09 PM
Grandy: *starts to act like Daffy Duck*
Drace: I'll takle it back.
NHP: Thank you. *raises ears*
Darkfox: What? What is it boy? Go get it!
NHP: CAT!!!!! *runs after it*
Drace: On third hand i'll take it back that i took it back. *Looks at the sky* Why am I surrounded with morons?
Razor: *breaks a empty bottle on his head* What did I say!
Drace: What? I was talking to Warxe, he is pinned up to the wall.
Post by: Darkfox on January 10, 2005, 10:01:58 PM
Ace: Yeah... *snaps finger and a safe falls on Drace*
NHP: I found a cat! *gives Drace a stick of dynamite and runs off, it explodes*
Void: *a fragment hits his face* CURSE YOU! *drace is sucked into dark oblivion*
NHP: Boy? GIRL! GIRL GIRL!
Darkfox: He's gone.
NHP: Oh.
Post by: Razor on January 10, 2005, 10:22:45 PM
Raven: CAAAAWW! CAAAWWW!!
Razor: What is it boy?
Raven: Caaaww. Caaawww.
Razor: I see. Avenge us all, boy!
*raven flies off*
Red: What it say?
Razor: He said "CAAAWW! CAAAWWW!!"
Red: O_o then what was the whole "avenge us" thing about??
Razor: He likes being told what to do.
Post by: Grandy on January 10, 2005, 10:33:37 PM
_veryangry_ Razor: *holds up a bottle of beer* Okay, after THIS you'll have serious mental problems (more than now)!
:o Grandy: NO! LOOK! *Giant ravens are flying to the pub*
:| Red: So... It likes being told what to do, uh?
:| Xen: I think... they want to attack us...
Post by: Darkfox on January 10, 2005, 10:53:32 PM
Post by: Grandy on January 11, 2005, 01:58:36 AM
*one of the ravens drop a bonb in the pub*
Grandy: EVERYONE! DUCK AND COVER YOUR HEADS!!!
Xen: What you're talking about!?? THe bomb is on the floor, two meters of distance!!!
Grandy: It works! It aways works!!!
Drace: Its going to explode!
*Everyone duck and cover theyr heads*
*Red just walks and kick the bomb through of the dimensional door*
Dimensional Razor: Hey! A new ball to play!!!
*Red closes the door, a explosion is heard*
Xen: Wha-...?
Grandy: See? I told you, its just duck and cover!
Razor: They're coming back!
Post by: Razor on January 11, 2005, 03:36:06 AM
Raven Leader thing: KAAAAWWW!!!
Razor: Hmm. I see.
RL: *starts flapping about whilst caw-ing loudly*
Razor: Awight, awight! *points at Grandy*
Red: What does this one want?
Razor: A sacrifice. I said they can take Grandy, since he's the one who made them evil in the first place.
*a not as big raven flies in, picks up Grandy with a shoulder in each talon and flies off*
Grandy: Nooooooooooo*fades*
RL: Caaw.
Razor: That'll be $5. *pours beer from bottle into a glass and hands it to Raven Leader*
Red: this doesn't make any sense.
Razor: hey yeah! *throws empty bottle out window at the not as big raven's direction*
...
...
Grandy: Ow, my head!
Post by: El Presidente on January 11, 2005, 03:45:58 AM
*holds up empty vial with 'MaKe RaveNz EfiL' written on its label*
El Prez: And now for the final act in my plan for world dom--
*Raven leader thing grabs El Prez by the back of his pants and carries him out the door and out of sight*
Razor: That guy can't be good for business...
Post by: WingZero on January 11, 2005, 04:00:23 AM
Post by: Drace on January 11, 2005, 02:40:50 PM
Razor: Kadamn it woman, you don't work here.
Waitress: That's it! I quit! You can find yourself an other waitress.
Razor: I DON'T WANT A WAITRESS!!!! IT'S MY MONEY!!!!
Red: He's flipping.
Drace: I'm wondering? Why do you have to pay for the toilet?
Darkfox: Cause people can't just walk in, go to the toilet and then leave without buying or paying for anything.
Drace: But that still leave's me with a question? Why does nobody ever goes to the toilet? I mean, where sitting and dinking, eating, fighting etcetra etcetra. But we never go to the toilet.
Everyone: O_O
Razor: *Everyone races to the toilet* The toilet prices are raised to 50 gil!!!
Post by: Grandy on January 11, 2005, 03:41:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Drace
Waitress: Here is your beer.
Razor: Kadamn it woman, you don't work here.
Waitress: That's it! I quit! You can find yourself an other waitress.
Razor: I DON'T WANT A WAITRESS!!!! IT'S MY MONEY!!!!
Red: He's flipping.
Drace: I'm wondering? Why do you have to pay for the toilet?
Darkfox: Cause people can't just walk in, go to the toilet and then leave without buying or paying for anything.
Drace: But that still leave's me with a question? Why does nobody ever goes to the toilet? I mean, where sitting and dinking, eating, fighting etcetra etcetra. But we never go to the toilet.
Everyone: O_O
Razor: *Everyone races to the toilet* The toilet prices are raised to 50 gil!!!
(Who didnt see that coming sooner or later?)
Post by: Razor on January 11, 2005, 09:04:49 PM
El Prez: How can you point to a real post? That's like when someone tells me to press [] to jump, WHERES THE SQUARE BUTTON? and how come I can't just jump normally instead? WHOS RULES DO WE LIVE IN?
Razor: "Who's rules do we live in?"
El Prez: I'm sticking by that.
Razor: Riiight.
Uncle Sam: Duhh, kin I get a drink boss?
El Prez: Noo, Jimmy. Go wait in the car.
Uncle Sam: Duhh, awight boss.
El Prez: You know, I WAS being carried away by the Raven Leader and- *Raven leader thing grabs El Prez by the back of his pants and carries him out the door and out of sight*
El Prez: Now it makes seeeeeennnnnsssseeeee *fades*
Razor: THANK YOU, COME AGAIN! AND BRING YOUR WALLET NEXT TIME! *closes window* ya cheap bastard.
Post by: Drace on January 11, 2005, 09:16:09 PM
Darkfox: We're snapping!
Red: I need to pee man!
*Everyone stops*
Drace: Now I can't be more suprised.
Post by: Darkfox on January 11, 2005, 09:52:39 PM
Post by: El Presidente on January 12, 2005, 01:48:22 AM
El Prez: Hmm, all I heard was something about Krabby Patties from man named Mr. Krabs... Either its a kind of food, or a nasty disease!
Uncle Sam: Duh, I got the cage for ya boss.
El Prez: Excellent, this Mr. Krabs may be just what we're looking for. He sounds like he could be similar to my good friend Mr. Freeze who was foiled by that pesky Batman! Although no one could be as lame as Mr. Freeze.
*Uncle Sam walks in and attempts to cage the 'Criminal Master-mind' Mr. Krabs*
Post by: Darkfox on January 12, 2005, 03:54:46 AM
Post by: WarxePB on January 12, 2005, 04:26:06 AM
Warxe: *mutters something*
Xios: What?
Kratos: He said something about Kingdom Hearts.
Xios: Which is?
*Sora walks in*
Sora: Hi everyone!
Drace: GET 'EM!
Sora: Not so fast! Attack, Warxe!
Warxe: *draws The Hoysha Master (see Complete Resources)*
Sora: He's a KH fanboy now!
Xios: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Kratos: What's so bad?
Xios: Good question.
Sora: Attack!
*Warxe starts swinging his weapon wildly, but fails to hit anything*
Sora: You fool! Attack them! Like this! *flies over to Mr. Krabs and starts beating on him with his keyblade*
Krabs: Hey!
Warxe: Ohhh...
*walks over to Zero and beats on him with his weapon*
Zero: OUCH!
*decapitates Warxe*
Sora: Crap!
Red: You'll never win, Sora!
Sora: Oh, I will... I'll be back! *disappears*
Warxe: *gets up* Well, see y'all later. *walks away*
Kratos: I KNEW it!
Razor: What?
Kratos: That kid Sora is brainwashing innocent people! It's the only explanation for the amount of KH fanpeople.
Krabs: *grabs Razor's safe and tries to sneak away*
Post by: Razor on January 12, 2005, 04:38:13 AM
-----
4 hours later
-----
Razor: Anyone up for Lobster Bisk? (like I know how its spelt, all I know is Elaine had one)
Red: Hey look, tap dancers.
*the Tap Dancing Sepharims tap dance everywhere*
Darkfox: Who knew the highest levels of angels could dance so well?
*Some kind of red siren*
Post by: Drace on January 12, 2005, 04:02:48 PM
*Red quickly searches*
Red: WHERE!!!!! TELL ME!!!!!!
Drace: *points at a few ugly fat hairy men who are dancing with out there shirts*
Red: I could have know it was a trick of you.
Darkfox: Well hi ladies, i see you have now shirts on.
*Red looks quickly and it are the hairy men again*
Darkfox: You're to easy to fool.
Red: This won't happen again.
Razor: Finally, the playboy bunnies are here.
Red: I'm not going to fool for that again!
Razor: Well that's your problem. Come ladies.
Drace: I want the blond one.
(note: as there is no screen to watch Razor didn't lie about the bunnies)
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 12, 2005, 04:24:35 PM
Red: "Where'd everyone go?"
MT11: "With the playboy bunnies."
Red: "WHAT? You mean they were real? Why haven't you gone then?"
MT11: "I thought I'd rob the pub while Razor was gone. Then I'll go to the playboy bunnies."
Red: "Not a bad idea..."
*Red and MT11 rob pub*
Post by: Darkfox on January 12, 2005, 07:42:02 PM
Neth: Why didn't I think of that?
Void: I thought of somthing similar... didn't work though.
Ace: *snaps finger and the cash register opens and he begins to take out the money* I know... petty theft is kinda demeaning for a God Beast, but oh well! I'm a gambler afterall.
Post by: Razor on January 12, 2005, 10:49:29 PM
MT11: I'll see what's in this register. *presses open button*
*VERY LOUD SIREN*
Recording of Razor's Voice (RVR): Unauthorised finger print detected. Activating security. *huge metal panels come around and seal off the bar from the pub completely*
Red: What's goin on?
RVR: Depressurizing...
MT11: Aaaaaaaggggggghhhhhh!!!!! *explodes in a bloody mess*
Red: Jokes on him, I'm already dead.
*A metal panel goes up, allowing the cash register on tracks to move out of the bar, before the panel seals up again*
RVR: Launching...
Red: Say wot?
*The bar launches out of the pub and into the sun*
*A new bar comes out of the floor, and the register slides back into place*
Razor: *walks in doors, covered in ash and black* Hey guys, you wouldn't believe what just happened with the playboy bunnies! I- oh, someone try to rob the bar?
Darkfox: *nods* But now back to what I was doing. *stares forward intently*
Razor: Ahh, Darkfox?
Darkfox: Can't you see I'm busy? *stare*
Post by: Grandy on January 12, 2005, 10:59:30 PM
Drace: Okay, I wont pretend I did'nt saw THAT coming
Grandy: You didn't...
Drace: Shut up!
*Someone enter the pub*
Razor: What do you want?
*The guy shows a message*
Razor: Riiiiiiiiight.....
Post by: Razor on January 12, 2005, 11:17:26 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Grandy
*Everybody (that was'nt killed) enter in the new Pub*
Drace: You HAD to use the flamethrower on the bunny girls?
Grandy: They were annoying me.
*Someone enter the pub*
Razor: What do you want?
*The guy shows a message*
Razor: Riiiiiiiiight.....
Erm, Grandy?
Quote
Originally posted by Darkfox
Evil Docter Weil: Little do they know that those girls are actually reploids set up to self destruct in ten seconds... MWAHAHAHAHAHA *coughs* darn sore throat... *explosions are heard*[/B]
Post by: Grandy on January 12, 2005, 11:21:48 PM
Post by: Razor on January 13, 2005, 12:43:35 AM
PRETEND NONE OF THE LAST FEW POSTS NEVER EXISTED.
THE END.
Red: Even though I was launched into the sun, I'm back here. What does that sign mean?
Razor: What sign?
Red: That one *points to that sign*
Razor: Nothing, nothing, keep drinking.
Red: Who's reading? What posts? Wait a minute -
Razor: Hushhushhushhushhush! Drink!
Red: - is this just a big forum game on the internet? Do we not exist? Are we just characters?!
Razor: No! DRINK!
Red: Oh god! Noone of it's real!
Razor: That's it. *press button on remote* *Agent Smith type people appear*
AS1and2: We are Johnson and Johnson. Come with us, we will make you one of us.
Red: Noooo! *matrix scene ends with Red in mid air going towards AJ1 and AJ2*
Razor: Action poses everyone!
Red: *wakes up on pool table*
Razor: You're awake.
Red: I had this awful dream. That this whole pub is just a forum game on the internet.
Razor: Hahaha, that's crazy talk. Drink!
Red: Yeah, you're probably right.
Post by: El Presidente on January 13, 2005, 12:51:28 AM
El Prez: Bar keep, I'm looking for two ruffians who can help me whack someone who's causing me trouble.
Razor: Beer?
El Prez: No, I'm looking for some hired goons! Have you got any who hang around your bar?
Razor: ... Beer?
El Prez: Oh it's no use... it's like Bill Clinton trying to talk to the press after his affair!
Razor: Look pal, if you don't buy some beer, I'll hire some goons who are sitting over there, waiting to be hired, to whack you!
El Prez: I guess I'll have a beer then... But I really need some goons.
Post by: Darkfox on January 13, 2005, 05:30:07 AM
Post by: El Presidente on January 13, 2005, 06:36:25 AM
Lightwolf: *Pulls out a giant mallet from nowhere and swings for El Prez, but misses, knocking over his drink*
El Prez: *Eye lasers melt the stool which Lightwolf is sitting on*
Post by: Razor on January 13, 2005, 07:08:08 AM
SM: THAT IS MY TRICK! CRUSH YOU!
El Prez: Wuh oh.
SM: *picks up El Prez by the feet, and crushes on his forehead the way a normal man would crush a beer can, until he is a foot tall* *puts El Prez on the floor, and melts him with aforemention laser vision.
El Prez: Ow.
Post by: Drace on January 13, 2005, 07:13:55 AM
Post by: El Presidente on January 13, 2005, 08:49:24 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 13, 2005, 04:54:47 PM
MT11: "Hi!"
Grandy: "And HOW did you get back?"
MT11: "Well..."
Drace: *Gets up* "NO! Not after the TenatiousD lyrics. No more far fetched stories!"
MT11: "But I was abducted by aliens..."
*Razor throws MT11 in the way of oncoming Supernova*
Post by: Drace on January 13, 2005, 08:29:04 PM
Drace: *Walks around, slips and falls again* Damnit Razor! Clean this damn place for ones I'm slipping over all the blood.
Red: Umm, didn't the pubs change as the other one was destroyed?
Drace: Then tell me how all this blood comes here on the ground.
Darkfox: Drace, you can better see the doctor.
Drace: Why?
Grandy: Cause you're slipping over your own blood!
Drace: *looks at his body with has a lot of holes in it* Uggghhh......
*passes out*
Grandy: Shouldn't we summon something to heal him?
Post by: Darkfox on January 13, 2005, 10:17:40 PM
Post by: Razor on January 13, 2005, 10:34:03 PM
Ace: To what?
Razor: A barfly.
Ace: What was I before?
Razor: A barfly.
Ace: What's the difference?
Razor: Watch that mouth boy, or I'll bust you down to Barfly so fast your hat'll spin!
Ace: But I like this hat. I stole it from Gene Wilder.
Post by: El Presidente on January 14, 2005, 02:47:21 AM
Razor: Hmm, I'm gonna have to see some qualifications.
El Prez: *Pulls out suitcase full of awards and certificates*
Razor: Oh no, no, no! I wanna see some credentials!
El Prez: Aaaah, forget it! Maybe I can be a busboy. Yes, a busboy which will take over the world! No one ever suspects the busboy!
Post by: WarxePB on January 14, 2005, 03:23:10 AM
Kratos: And he said he was giving up his evil ways...
El Prez: That was me.
Kratos: Indeed.
Samurai Guy: That's my line!
Kratos: *draws sword* You want to back that up?
SG: Bring it!
*Kratos and SG go outside*
Razor: I'm losing customers!
Warxe: No problem. *summons a few random barflies*
Razor: Thanks. Now pay me.
Warxe: Okay. *gives Razor money*
Wait a second... *turns to Razor, but Razor is already gone*
Red: You're such a dope.
Warxe: *sigh* Yeah...
Post by: Drace on January 14, 2005, 12:55:24 PM
Red: He's awake.
Warxe: Let me handel this. *grabs a baseball bat and hits Drace on his head*
Drace: What was that supposed to be?!
Warxe: Damn rubber baseball bats. Razor! Get some real baseball bats. I sell them.
Razor: Well show me.
Warxe:*Get's some baseball bats*
Razor: Ok, I'll take these. Now pay me.
Warxe: *pays Razor and turns around with a real baseball bat*
Red: He did it again.
Warxe: *Realizes it and turns around, but Razor is allready gone*
D'oh!!!
Drace: Well that how it go's.
Warxe: That's it! *Hits Drace on the head*
Drace: Kadamn it, stop doing it with that damn rubber bat!
Warxe: But how?
Red: You sold Razor rubber baseball bats.
Warxe: Double D'oh!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 14, 2005, 04:01:52 PM
MT11: "Is it just me or have most of the pub members dissapeared?"
Post by: Grandy on January 14, 2005, 04:21:07 PM
Warxe: And my Random Barfly summon?
Grandy: *Turns to Warxe* I.... really dont know where they are.... maybe..... in someones stoma- Uh... In a cave...
Warxe: Is that blood in your mouth?
Grandy: No
Warxe: I can't believe you
Grandy: No
Warxe: A, okay, now I understand...
Razor: Good, now pay me.
Warxe: *Pays Razor*
Red: He did it again...
Warxe: Not this time
*A enormous explosion sound is heard*
Red: Now, what was that?
Warxe: Explosive Money.
*Starts crappy commercial music*
Music: Explosive money, Explosive money, it kills everione who own money!!!! Explosive money is sold in the next door, talk to Grandy, we don't return your money, and don't try to return our, we know the difference.
Red: Where this music came from?
Post by: Darkfox on January 14, 2005, 06:21:20 PM
Lightwolf: I bet...
Ace: Yes. And you alreadly lost, give me a 20.
Lightwolf: Darnit! *gives Ace a 20* Hey... wait a... *anvil falls on his head and he falls unconcious*
Ace: *pockets the 20 and grins* See what I mean?
Post by: Araloth on January 16, 2005, 07:12:59 AM
Araloth: wait a min... how can I walk in the pub, when i didnt even walk out yet?
Post by: Osmose on January 16, 2005, 08:11:41 AM
Red: Where were you?
Moose: Eating my sammich.
Red: Before that.
Moose: Making my sammich.
Red: Before that!
Moose: Walking to the kitchen.
Red: BEFORE THAT!
Moose: Thinking about making a sammich.
Red: BEFORE THAT BEFORE THAT BEFORE THAT!
Moose: Thinking about what to do to stop my tummy from growling.
Red: TEN HOURS BEFORE THAT!
Moose: Thinking about what I would make if, ten hours later, I was hungry.
Red: *sigh* Okay, so before you ever even contemplated being hungry, what were you doing?
Moose: I was being... wait, wait a minute, I'm a Black Mage. Black Mages are robots. Robots don't get hungry!
*reaches in coat and pulls out Shindo*
Shindo: That was a good sammich. Thanks.
Moose: No problem.
Post by: El Presidente on January 16, 2005, 08:36:20 AM
El Prez: Pffft! Would you believe it... I mean they fired me because I tried to take over the company!
Razor: How did you do that?
El Prez: I walked into the boss's office and said "I CRUSH YOU!" and he fired me on the spot.
Razor: Is that all?
El Prez: Oh, there was also the poisoning of all his customers with a mind-control serum that I put in the after-dinner mints which he wasn't very pleased about.
Razor: So what, Everything I sell here has mind-control serum in it.
*Person in background clutches their heart and falls to the floor*
El Prez: Is it really neccessary to put the poison bottle next to the mind-control serum bottle?
Razor: Yes. Yes it is.
Red: You're an idiot...
Post by: Darkfox on January 16, 2005, 10:29:33 PM
*later on many customers are wearing barrels*
Post by: El Presidente on January 17, 2005, 02:12:09 AM
El Prez: Why are YOU wearing a barrel? You didn't lose your money gambling here...
Uncle Sam: I thought it was the latest fashion, see, Calvin Klein barrel!
Red: You're an idiot...
Post by: Xen on January 17, 2005, 05:54:46 PM
Red: AHHHHH!!! BARREL-HEADED DRAGON!!! *runs away*
Razor: It's just Xen...
Xen: *with muffled voice due to barrel* WHO put this barrel on my head? *rips barrel off head* Ahhh...that's better...
*Xen looks over to see some gambling tables*
Xen: OOOOHHHH!!! GAMBLING TIME!!!
*A little dragon angel appears*
Dragon angel: No Xen! Don't do it! You will lose all your money and go to dragon hell for gambling!
Xen: Yeah, but I evil! So I'm gonna go to hell anyways...
Dragon angel: *pauses* Good point. *vanishes*
Xen: Now where was I? Oh yes...
10 minutes later...
Xen: WHO put this barrel on my head?
Post by: Drace on January 17, 2005, 05:55:39 PM
Drace: Whoohoo!!!!
Red: What's up with him?
Darkfox: He won 90 times and won over 10 billion gil.
Ace: Hehe, one more play?
Drace: Why not? *plays and loses*
But how?
Ace: I'm a god beast remember. I controled your luck.
Drace: Na'ah, my cured of the luck virus.
Ace: The what?
Ace Rimmer: The luck virus was discoverd by the Red Dwarf crew members Lister, Arnold Rimmer, Kryten and Cat.
Ace: What the hell are you still doing here?
Drace: *Injects the luck virus, steal money from Ace and due to the luck will never be discoverd*
Ace: Who stole the money?!
Drace: It was Uncle Sam.
Ace: Get him!!! *runs after Uncle Sam which leads in some Scooby-Doo scenes*
Post by: Razor on January 18, 2005, 12:29:45 AM
'*random passerbyer*: do tell!
Razor: Well...
--------
10 minutes later
--------
*everybody's naked*
Red: How the Hell was this supposed to help?
Razor: I don't know, the ten minutes between then and now never happened! Its a time jump!
Red: Where are the barrels?
*flaming pile of wood in the corner of the bar*
Razor: Well, uh, baring the circumstances, $25 extra for beer!
Ace: Woo! $25 for extra beer!
Razor: Not quite.
Post by: WarxePB on January 18, 2005, 02:42:43 AM
*points out of window*
Random N00b 22: OMG it's teh godzila
Godzilla: Grrah grr snap narf roar!
Razor: Huh?
Godzilla: Grra... oh, screw it. I just want a beer.
Razor: That'll be 200 dollars.
Godzilla: GRR! THAT'S ROBBERY! *eats Razor*
Warxe: Yaaay! Free beer!
Godzilla: *eats Warxe* Anyone else?
*collective "No" from the pub*
N'tor: Wait. Why are you here? I didn- *cut off as he is eaten by Godzilla*
Post by: Darkfox on January 18, 2005, 03:27:37 AM
Carbunka: Uhhhh... ok? Wait... does everybody include me?
Post by: WarxePB on January 18, 2005, 03:52:22 AM
GZ: I'm bored of destroying cities. I just want to relax and drink beer.
Kratos: Indeed...
Samurai Guy: Hey! Tha-
Kratos: Don't make me cut your other hand off!
Samurai Guy: Yes, Mr. Kratos, sir... *walks away*
GZ: Uuugh, my stomach... *pukes out Razor*
Razor: MY BEER! *slaps the barflies trying to get free beer*
Zero: Awwww...
Xios: So, what do you think happened to Warxe?
Kratos: I suspect we'll be seeing him soon...
Post by: Osmose on January 18, 2005, 04:08:09 AM
Post by: Darkfox on January 18, 2005, 04:14:47 AM
Carbunka: *Looks around* Guess not.
(Btw, Mothra is a female moth)
Post by: El Presidente on January 18, 2005, 04:52:02 AM
El Prez: LOL!
Razor: Did you just say 'lol'?
El Prez: Too many questions, just give me another white wine spritzer!
Post by: Osmose on January 18, 2005, 04:54:15 AM
Moose: Heh, Godzilla, Mothra's gonna kick yo *** for talking crap about him!
Mothra: I'm a WOMAN! *eats Moose*
Post by: Drace on January 18, 2005, 02:56:56 PM
Darkfox: You can't kick the midget cause your the midget!
Drace: Na'ah, I'm right here so I can't be the midget.
Darkfox: But I posted that your the damn midget!!
Drace: Well, your cheating!!!
Darkfox: YOUR CHEATING!!!!
Drace: Never!!!!! I just used the luck virus to wi...... Ok so maybe I'm cheating so what?!!!!!!
Darkfox: Stop it!!!!!!!
Drace: Wait, why are there coming more ! all off a sudden?
Darkfox: I don't know, it's kinda weird due. Wait!!!!!!!! DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!!!!!!
Drace: Look a dancing three-headed flame spitting monkey on a giant red ball called Jacko.
Darkfox: Not fooling for that. How stupid do you think I am?
El Prez: Hi Jacko. How your doing you dancing three-headed flame spitting monkey on a giant red ball .
Darkfox: You just paid him to say it.
Drace: Well than don't believe it.
Darkfox: Fine! *Gets attack by a dancing three-headed flame spitting monkey on a giant red ball called Jacko*
Drace: *sitting at the bar drinking his beer* I told you so.
Darkfox: Kadamn it!
Post by: Razor on January 19, 2005, 01:42:55 AM
Post by: Darkfox on January 19, 2005, 02:21:17 AM
Post by: WarxePB on January 19, 2005, 03:03:51 AM
Razor: Eh heh... sure... *hands Warxe a box* That'll be 64 dollars.
Warxe: Alright. *pays Razor and takes the box*
Razor: Heh heh...
Warxe: *opens box, and pulls out a piece of paper with "64" scrawled on it*
Xios: He's been duped again.
Kratos: Indeed... don't even start, Samurai Guy.
Warxe: I demand a refund!
Razor: Sorry, no refunds. *points to a spot on the box that say "No refunds"*
Warxe: Well, I might as well do something with it... *throws Page 64 at Razor*
Razor: Ouch!
Warxe: It was him! *points to Razor*
Post by: Tomi on January 19, 2005, 03:16:55 AM
Razor:*cover eyes with hand and point randomly around the room* HE DID IT!!!!!
Warxe: Uh, Razor, thats a pickle barrel.
Post by: Darkfox on January 19, 2005, 04:05:54 AM
Samurai Guy: No... my weakness other than cheese... PICKELS! *begins to eat pickels*
Shadowbeast: *sitting at the villains table a vein pops out on his forehead* If I hear "Indeed..." one more time...
Post by: Razor on January 19, 2005, 04:17:48 AM
Shadowbeast: That's it!! *rips SG literally to threads*
Don McClean: *to the tune of american pie*
My, my poor old Samurai guy
Said "Indeed" 'n'
now he's bleedin'
and he was a nice guy.
Had a sword which could stab out your eye,
he was our samurai guy...
Shadowbeast: KEEL j00! *devours Don McClean*
Razor: My god! Shadowbeast just spoke leet!
Red: I hear that sista!
Razor: Shut up.
Post by: Darkfox on January 19, 2005, 04:24:17 AM
"Don McClean wasn't so keen, nobody cared, not even if was a dean..." was written on his grave.
*A chevy headed to the levi drives over his grave knocking over the gravestone, then some good ol' boys drinkin whiskey n rye singing "This will be the day that I die" write graphiti on the stone*
Post by: Razor on January 19, 2005, 04:31:09 AM
Warxe: You're not telling the story next time.
NHP: But I want to!
Post by: Darkfox on January 19, 2005, 04:40:23 AM
Post by: Razor on January 19, 2005, 04:49:46 AM
Warxe: the hell was that?
NHP: I know! I know!
Warxe: Razor?
Razor: This crazy love tester malfunction sometimes. *kicks the machine, causing another large explosion thing*
Post by: Rywho on January 19, 2005, 05:05:10 AM
Sora:hey I'm the keyblade master
Goofy:I'm Goffy, huyuck
Donald:*speaks in gibberish*
Razor:what the hell did he say?
Sora:I think he said that your a weaking and that he could beat you with one hand
Post by: Darkfox on January 19, 2005, 05:26:00 AM
Clown: Isn't it about time you gave me back my shoes?!
Post by: Rywho on January 19, 2005, 05:36:36 AM
Post by: El Presidente on January 19, 2005, 09:15:18 AM
Razor: I burnt those, I burnt those in a big pile of burning!
El Prez: *Stands on the top of the bar and throws barrels at Razor*
Razor: *Dodges barrels by moving sideways, up and down*
El Prez: Argh! *Moves up to next level*
Razor: *Moves to where El Prez was*
Darkfox: You saved me!
Razor: Wait, you're not princess. You're not princess at all!*Jumps to the bottom*
Post by: Drace on January 19, 2005, 04:14:39 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 19, 2005, 04:33:10 PM
Post by: Darkfox on January 19, 2005, 07:40:16 PM
Lightwolf: Then who am I?
Darkfox: Cram it double-dork!
Lightwolf: But I'm not even smart
Post by: Razor on January 19, 2005, 10:51:35 PM
DarkKevinfox: Cram it loser.
Razor: What'd you call me?! *quick music when you are running out of time plays* *Razor touches a flat 2D mushroom that disappears, and grows so big he destroys the bar*
Razor: CRUSH YOU!!!!
Xen: *wakes up* he-hey! who destroyed the bar? that's my job... *turns into a dragon and stamps on the bar remnants*
Razor: *stops chasing DKF and has a GodZilla/Rodan fight with Xen*
Meanwhile
Godzilla: So...
Rodan: Whattaya wanna do?
Mothra: We could play that PAGE 64 thing we ordered over the internet.
Godzilla: Sure, souds good. But these instructions are hard. they come with no parts, and all it says it PAGE 64.
Rodan: Hell, let's just watch the tennis.
Post by: El Presidente on January 20, 2005, 04:25:54 AM
El Prez: Where have you been lately?
Uncle Sam: *Melts into background*
El Prez: O...K... then... Razor, get me another beer! Hey where did the bar go?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 20, 2005, 04:05:03 PM
*MT11 buggers off*
Post by: Razor on January 21, 2005, 12:12:00 AM
*crushes MT11*
GigaRazor: Uhoh, I stepped in something! *gets a tree and scrapes MT11 off*
Post by: WarxePB on January 21, 2005, 12:18:25 AM
Rodan: I think so.
Godzilla: HEY! YOU!
GigaRazor: Me?
Godzilla: Yeah! You think you're tough?
GRazor: Yeah.
Godzilla: well, then......... GET HIM! *Godzilla, Mothra and Rodan start beating up Razor*
Warxe: *summons 50 Super Mushrooms, all of which are eaten by Uncle Sam*
Uncle Sam: Duh, I'm big!
El Prez: NOW I WILL FINALLY RULE THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH! *somehow jumps to Uncle Sam's shoulder, and walks off*
Xios: Useless summoners...
Post by: Darkfox on January 21, 2005, 12:23:44 AM
Saide: You have somthing against summoners?
Post by: Razor on January 21, 2005, 01:32:06 AM
-------------
Uncle Sam: *lying down near death*
Army leader: It's funny, isn't it? Not even our most powerful magnetic fields could stop him, but in the end he succumbed to a simple sharpened stick.
Lesser Army guy: Yes sir.
El Prez: Noooooo! He was my best friend!
Uncle Sam: I came to this city... with a simple dream. A dream.... to destroy the city... but... in the end, who was really the 200m tall man destroying the city? not I... not I.. at all... *dies*
El Prez: Nnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Post by: El Presidente on January 21, 2005, 04:52:58 AM
Army Leader: Well, I guess that takes care of our next problem... Eww, someone get a broom...
*Everyone walks away*
*El Prez is revived and mutated by the tear. He grows twice as big as Giant Uncle Sam*
GigaPrez: CRUSH YOU ALL!!! *Heads towards the city, CRUSHING the stick as he walks past*
Post by: Darkfox on January 21, 2005, 06:32:48 AM
Post by: Drace on January 21, 2005, 06:36:30 AM
Drace: Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade all of that from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freeeedoooomm!!!
Razor: What the hell is he talking about.
MT11: I think he says that we must kill El Prez before he kills us.
Post by: El Presidente on January 21, 2005, 06:37:34 AM
Captain Anonymouse: Back foul thing!
GigaPrez: *Picks up and eats Captain Anonymouse*
*Loud belch heard from Mexico*
Post by: Drace on January 21, 2005, 03:34:34 PM
White: Probably Red, He's visiting Mexico now.
Razor: How can a skeleton be hungry.
Drace: This isn't the first onlogical thing about Red.
Post by: Darkfox on January 21, 2005, 06:51:56 PM
Saide: ...Errr... Ok... *steps away* I'm not going to be here when the gas sets in...
Post by: ES2005 on January 21, 2005, 08:48:24 PM
ES2005: Hello All!
All: Hi..hello..etc.
ES2005: Has anyone seen...
*some random guy flies out of a side room, covered in blood*
Random Guy: He..he..he tried to..
ES2005: No. Just...no.
*ES2005 walks into the room*
ES2005: Hey, what are you...
*ES2005 flies out*
ES2005: Anyone else want to try?
Someone: Who was it?
ES2005: Go and see...I dare you.
Post by: Darkfox on January 22, 2005, 06:31:53 AM
Eustace: Egh... what am I... nnnnghhh... ohhh wickit!
Everybody: NO! EUSTACE! NOOOO!
Eustace: *finally gets the match lit* About ti...
*A huge explosion follows*
Post by: Razor on January 22, 2005, 06:44:13 AM
Darkfox: if you're talking about the flames, it was that guy *points at charred Eustace*
Razor: Alright, but who broke it to pieces and stamped on it?
Darkfox: that was you.
Razor: Whoa... 'room rage...
******
Let that be a lesson to you kids - take mushrooms that make you grow big (or makes everything else grow small [oxymoron alert]) and you'll find someone smashed your pub.
******
Darkfox: Man, that moral bites.
Razor: Come up with a better one then!
^^^^^
Light a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his night.
^^^^^
Razor: Bastard! You weren't meant to!
Post by: Xen on January 22, 2005, 09:53:57 PM
Xen: Owwww.....Razor gave me a real beating when he was a giant....I'm gonna die...
Razor: And how many times have you died Xen?
Xen: Enough...
Drace: *looking at notepad* Hmm....let's see...according to this...Xen has died...about.... *throws notepad away* Ahh..screw it...
Xen: Hey! What's the notepad for?
Drace: It was on the wall, it has a tally of everyone in this pub.
Razor: A tally...for what?
Xen: DUN DUN!!!
Razor: Be quiet.
Xen: Sorry...
Drace: It's a tally for how many times each of us has died.
Razor: *looks at notepad* How long has this been here?
*The room darkens*
Drace: FOREVER!!
Razor: *looks over to see Xen playing with the lights* Xen, quit it!
Xen: Sorry...
Drace: When one of us dies, the person gets a mark by their name on here.
Razor: Who adds the marks?
*Drace gets an evil voice*
Drace: NOONE!!!!
Razor: Xen! We know that's your voice!!
Xen: Sorry...
Razor: Let's see if this works...
*Razor approaches Warxe*
Razor: Warxe! You'll be paying for beer from now on!
Warxe: WHAAAA????? *explodes*
Razor: *runs over to Drace, who has the notepad* Did it work?
*An extra mark appears by Warxe's name*
Drace: Yep!
Razor: Cool! *pauses* XEN!!!
*Razor turns around to Xen, who is just about to eat him*
Xen: Sorry....
Post by: Tomi on January 22, 2005, 09:59:33 PM
*goes over, takes a pen, draws a tally mark by Xen's name
Xen: *head a splodes*
Razor: Hey, Now we know how to get rid of all those random n00bs!
Post by: Darkfox on January 22, 2005, 10:09:49 PM
Neth: *changes back and laughs* Now I control all your fates!
Ace: THATS MY JOB!! *takes out double desert eagles and shoots Neth* HAHAHAHA! *puts guns away and takes the notepad from Neth's corpse* well now... anyone else want some?
Guy: Duke, are you going to take that?
Duke Nukem: Let it go Johnny... I love livin...
Guy: Your a coward...
Duke Nukem: I'm just not stupid... ZOINKS! *runs away Scooby Doo style*
Post by: ES2005 on January 22, 2005, 10:51:33 PM
Darkfox: It's a bird!
Red: It's a plane!
ES2005: It's a nuke!
*a nuke falls and everything dies (including the pub itself), and all is transported to Heaven*
Red: Why am I here? I refuse to be here!
*Red falls through the clouds*
Red: WahhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
ES2005: At least he's happy...
Post by: Xen on January 22, 2005, 11:06:02 PM
Xen: And we all lived happily ever after...
*silence*
Xen: What?
Post by: Darkfox on January 22, 2005, 11:44:29 PM
Warxe: Wooh... it was just a dream, and I'm safe!
*NHP jumps up onto his lap holding the newspaper*
NHP: *drops it, it says "Apocolypse"* Everything go boom Mr. Pirate!
Warxe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Wait... YAY! I didn't die! Why are you here anyway?
NHP: I love yo...
Warxe: OH NO!! *runs through the wall*
NHP: What got into him? I was only going to say "I love your blue hair", sheesh... Guys can be so overeactive *laughs*.
Post by: ES2005 on January 22, 2005, 11:51:50 PM
THE EN-
ES2005: FOR GOD'S SAKES, FORUM GAMING THREADS CAN"T END!!
ES32005: IT'S ME!!!
ES2005: Oh god no you again. You don't exist! I told you in the OTHER Charas Pub!
ES32005: Aww....:(*POOF*
Post by: Kenshin_Sagara on January 22, 2005, 11:59:06 PM
KS: What the hells going on around here?
*KS sees stair cases*
KS: uhhh... were those there before?
*KS goes up the stairs and the door closes on him*
KS:ohh ****...
*Stairs and door disapears, wind blows through and no one ever saw him ever ever ever ever again...not that they ever even noticed him...*
Post by: Xen on January 23, 2005, 12:00:56 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Kenshin_Sagara
not that they ever even noticed him...
Xen: Hey! Wasn't that KS?
Post by: Darkfox on January 23, 2005, 12:08:43 AM
Post by: ES2005 on January 23, 2005, 12:09:16 AM
Everyone: Who?
ES2005: You know...KS!
Everyone: WHO?
ES2005: Never mind.
*takes a gun and shoots everyone*
ES2005: They will all be notthatmuchly missed.
*everyone regenerates as zombies except Red, who, well, is all ready a skeleton*
ES2005: Aw crap.
Post by: Xen on January 23, 2005, 12:25:59 AM
Xen: Cool! I like this new look!
ES2005: Errrm...
Xen: Oh yeah. *eats ES2005*
ES2005: ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!
Post by: El Presidente on January 23, 2005, 03:33:58 AM
Darkfox: Hello El Presidente, how are you?
El Prez: *Sprays Darkfox in the face and laughs maniacally*
Darkfox: Thanks... I guess I was a little hot.
El Prez: Blast it you blubbering buffoon Uncle Sam, you picked up the wrong bottle!
Uncle Sam: Sorry Boss.
El Prez: They're clearly labelled: 'Water' and 'Flesh Eating Spray', I don't know how you could mix them up!
Uncle Sam: I'll wait outside...
El Prez: Very well... so how are you Darkfox?
Red: You're an idiot...
Post by: Darkfox on January 23, 2005, 04:24:50 AM
Post by: Drace on January 23, 2005, 09:30:29 AM
Razor: Is that a real word?
Drace: It is now, It is now.
Razor: Whatever.
Post by: Razor on January 23, 2005, 10:00:06 AM
Drace: -
Razor: Even if we were or were not, we aren't now.
Drace: O-
Razor: Earth is now.
Drace: B-
Razor: Now, you can rebuild the pub.
Drace: I-
Razor: Meanwhile I'll get something to drink.
Drace: C-
Razor: A beer mayhaps.
Drace: B-
Razor: Same beer as before.
Drace: H-
Razor: Indestructible beer.
Drace: WILL YOU JUST LET ME TALK?!?!!
Razor: I just did. And that was your lunch break, get to work.
Drace: ...
Razor: I'm not paying you to ...!
Red: You're not paying him at all!
Razor: I'm not paying you at all! *wipes brow* Whew, good thinking Red.
Drace: *evil eyes at Red*
Red: Uh, Imo hide under this rubble for a while.
Post by: Kijuki_Magazaki on January 23, 2005, 10:05:19 AM
SamuraiGuy - Get you own rubble you bouncy pack of bones.
Red- O_0
SamuraiGuy - Think of it... *looks at red with evil*
Red - :o
*samuraiguy disassembles Red*
SamuraiGuy - Now I am under rubble AND bones!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 23, 2005, 10:12:18 AM
Red: "You left?"
MT11: -sigh- "Yes. Razor, just gimme a drink. Not poisoned, or with a bomb inside, or with some magical property that'll somehow destroy the pub."
Razor: "Awww, you want a normal one?" *Goes to the part of the pub that is labeled 'Non poisoned drinks with no bombs inside which do not have some magical property that'll somehow destroy the pub'. It has cobwebs everywhere. He gets a drink.*
MT11: "Woah, how long since you used normal drinks?"
Razor: "Ages. poison is cheaper."
Drace: "Huh? you mean we've been drinking..."
*Everyone dies exept Razor and MT11, MT11 sips drink*
Post by: Drace on January 23, 2005, 06:30:06 PM
Razor: Is that damn woman back?! Come here stupid waitress so I can whoop your ***. *Goes to search the waitress*
Drace: Now change the poison beer with normal beer and we can normally drink again. *changes it and razor comes back*
Razor: I feel sorry about posioning you guys. I will use the normal beer from now on.
Drace: D'ih!
MT11: Isn't it D'oh?!
Drace: D'uh!
Post by: WarxePB on January 23, 2005, 08:04:27 PM
NHP: But I love you!
Warxe: Seriously!?
NHP: Yeah!
Warxe: Well, then... *turns to Razor* Do you have any private rooms in this place?
Razor: Pay me.
Warxe: *sigh* Fine... *pays Razor for a room*
NHP: Does this mean...?
Warxe: Yep! We're getting married! *starts handing out invitations to wedding*
Drace: Can I be best man?
Warxe: No.
Drace: Why?
Warxe: Because I said.
Drace: Please?
Warxe: No.
Drace: PLEEEEEASE?
Warxe: Hey Xios, could you help me for a second?
Xios: What?
Warxe: *whispers into Xios' ear*
Xios: Consider this your wedding gift. *snaps fingers, and Drace is sucked into oblivion*
Warxe: Thanks.
MT: Can I be best man?
Warxe: Do you want to end up like Drace?
MT: No.
Warxe: Then don't ask me that. Now, I have wedding preparations to arrange. *leaves with NHP*
Post by: Drace on January 23, 2005, 08:07:46 PM
Warxe: What was that about?
Razor: Dunno.
Post by: Darkfox on January 23, 2005, 09:59:12 PM
Darkfox: Because not all women are adorable Netherworld Hyena Puppies from the Astral Plains who turn into a teenager after only a couple of years, then when adults they stop ageing and remain youthful for many years before getting old usually outaging a human by at most twenty years. Unless if they are immortal and time becomes irrelevant.
Lightwolf: @_@ *collapses*
Post by: WarxePB on January 23, 2005, 10:23:27 PM
Lightwolf: Yeah.
Xios: *hands LW a card with a number and "The HOTline - Beauties from Hell!" printed on it*
LW: @_@ *faints*
Darkfox: He's not undead.
Xios: Good point. I could, though... *draws the Chameleon sabers*
LW: X_x *dies*
Xios: *Mr. Burns-style "Excellent"* *reanimates LW* Now, go, my mindless undead slave, and kill!
LW: X_@ *dies again*
Kratos: How do the undead die...?
DF: Beats me.
Post by: Darkfox on January 23, 2005, 10:29:11 PM
Xios: What? Oh... you again.
Saide: *Takes out a book* From the Book of Beasts I summon... BARNEY!
Darkfox: Erm...
Saide: Huh? Oops... wrong book... *throws the book away and walks off* I will return!
Post by: WarxePB on January 24, 2005, 01:50:07 PM
*beams of light fall from the sky, putting a bunch of holes in the pub roof, but failing to kill Barney*
-Xios: Amateur. DARKNESS RISING!
*A black aura surrounds Barney, which grows as he gets attacked by various black energy weapons*
-Barney: Let's sing!
I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...
-Xios: NOOOOOO!
-Zero: ...wha.... Who's singing?
*sees Barney*
Zero: That's it. You're SO dead.
*cleaves Barney in two with his saber*
*The two halves of Barney join together*
-Barney: You can't kill me! *suddenly turns all evil and robotic*
UberBarney: *starts singing again. Glasses and windows shatter*
-Warxe: I know!
*presses a button on the back of UberBarney that says "KILL ME"*
Post by: ES2005 on January 24, 2005, 02:17:46 PM
*Elmo comes in*
Elmo: This is the song, Elmo's song!
ES2005: I can't help to think that we're violating a milloin copyrights.
Post by: Grandy on January 24, 2005, 04:44:52 PM
*Some time later*
Grandy: So, Godzilla came to the pub, Razor became giant, midgets, Warxe died, unlogical things.... nothing unusual?
Post by: Darkfox on January 24, 2005, 06:39:09 PM
Elmo: Elmo sing song!
*Ace begins snapping his finger causing bunches of stuff to fall on Elmo, catching Elmo on fire, dripping acid on him, boiling water, etc.*
---Hours later---
Ace: *shoots Elmo with double dessert eagles*
Elmo: Ok, Elmo had enough! Elmo activate self destruct! *explodes*
Ace: Darn right! Whoohoo! Feelin like a new Godbeast! Actually... now I feel tired... *puts guns away, falls over on a barrel breaking it revealing that trashcan monster who is crush under Ace*
Oscar: AGH! *dies*
Announcer: Triple K.O.!
Post by: WarxePB on January 24, 2005, 08:11:50 PM
-Announcer: No it isn't.
-N'tor: It's mine now...
-A'cer: And the Narrator is coming towards me with a script... He's reading it... *a giant fist crushes A'cer* Goodboy, folks... *dies*
-N'tor: I never really liked him anyways.
*Mother Earth appears in a puff of leaves and other organic stuff*
-M.E: Did you kill your brother again?
-N'tor: But Ma, he stole my job!
-M.E: That's no reason to kill him. *revives A'cer* Now don't do it again, or I'll tell Dad about it.
-A'cer: Thanks, Ma.
-N'tor: *mutters something*
*M.E disappears*
Post by: ES2005 on January 24, 2005, 09:09:51 PM
ES32005: On the house!
ES2005: Shut up. You don't exist.
ES2020: But I do.
ES2043: I do too.
ES2012: Me too.
ES20053: I'm real too!
ES2005: Aw crap.
*ES2005 nails ES20053 to the ground with a sword, while stabbing at ES2043 with a beer bottle*
ES2005: Help please?
Post by: WarxePB on January 24, 2005, 09:48:29 PM
-E52005: ?
-Xios: I'll buy all of your clones off of you.
-E52005: How much?
-Xios: Your life. *points a Chameleon saber at E52005*
-E52005: Seriously, how much?
-Xios: I am serious. *there's a very serious look on Xios' face*
-E52005: Fine. They're all yours.
-Xios: Perfect... Now I can rebuild my undead army... *walks out of pub snickering*
-Kratos: How many times has he said that?
-Razor: 3, I think.
Post by: ES2005 on January 24, 2005, 10:09:15 PM
Warxe: Maybe he did..maybe I'm not here....
ES2005: I..I see a light...waitaminute.
*ES2005 throws a dead body beside him into the light*
*he returns to the pub*
ES2005: Hi, I'm back.
Xios: I have returned as well....Undead army, attack him!
ES20053: Blood...
ES2005... _sweat_
Post by: Darkfox on January 24, 2005, 11:51:38 PM
Post by: Razor on January 25, 2005, 02:02:11 AM
Warxe: That was sooo 5 posts ago.
Razor: shut up. my internet was stuffing up then. So anyway, Father Time. He was written into the Smurfs. Father Time... that old spiteful bastard. He - *suddenly turns a hundred years old*
Razor: Dat sonova pan makesh me loosh my teef *turns 4*
Razor: I WANT CANDY!!!
Warxe: Ha! Lookadim, he's like, 3 feet tall.
NHP: Aww, he's so cute!
Razor: Hey bloo hair, got candy?
Warxe: Candy is bad for children your age.
Razor: I hate you! *kicks Warxe in groin*
Warxe: Arg! My groin! (think back to the episode "Look who's criticising dinner" of the simpsons, with in the last 20 seconds)
NHP: Hey you can't do that!
Razor: ...
NHP: ...
Razor: *punches NHP in the nose* Whoooopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop! *runs around*
Post by: Grandy on January 25, 2005, 02:16:07 AM
All the pub at the same time: FREE BEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Razor: No, I'll tell to my mommy, you'll see!
Post by: Razor on January 25, 2005, 11:53:53 PM
The world: WTF?
Bananaman: No free beer for you lot!
Darkfox: Whaha! But when I eat an apple I become
Red: predictable.
*one apple later*
Appleman: APPLEMAN! BANANAMAN'S ARCH ENEMY!
*long battle ensues*
Post by: Darkfox on January 26, 2005, 12:02:59 AM
Red: Lemme guess, Cheeseman?
*Kijuki eats cheese and becomes Samurai Guy*
Samurai Guy: Indee... er... not indeed!
Kid: Golly gee Samurai Guy, the Limburger Lasher is robbing the grocery store of milk products!
Samurai Guy: Oro? That fiend! I will thwart him, that I will! *flies off destroying the roof... AGAIN!*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 28, 2005, 09:26:26 AM
Post by: Xen on January 28, 2005, 12:11:14 PM
*Xen picks up Appleman and Bananaman and eats them*
Appleman and Bananaman: ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Xen: Hey! Everyone is transforming! I can do that too! *begins straining* Transforming....Transforming!!!! *Xen does a loud fart* Oh... I could transform into a human and back anyway... *shrugs shoulders* Oh well..
*Xen grabs his stomach in pain*
Xen: UGGGHHHH... I don't feel too good...
*Appleman and Bananaman are fighting each other in Xen's stomach, Xen spits them out*
Xen: Ahhh....that's better... Hmmm...seems quiet...
*Xen looks around to see that his fart has knocked everyone out*
Xen: Uhhhh....gotta go! *Xen flies away*
*Everyone recovers*
Post by: ES2005 on January 28, 2005, 12:20:29 PM
ES32005: Yeah.
ES2005: Shut up.
Razor(4 yrs.): I WANT CANDY!
ES2005: Can you handle him? I feel uncomfortable around children...
ES2005: Wait... Why does it smell so bad in here? *sniffs*
ES2005: Xen....
Post by: Darkfox on January 28, 2005, 06:21:58 PM
Neth: What is that thing? A dog?
Red: Maybe it's some kind of large rodent...
Razor: Maybe... it's... uhhh... lupine!
Dark Samus: ... ... ... ... your all idiots... CRUSH YOU ALL!! *blasts Red who is uneffected* wha?
Red: Anti-energy blast cream.
Samurai Guy: Unless it's cheese I care not, that I don't.
Guy: Enough with the cheese...
Samurai Guy: Blasphemy! That it is!
Post by: WarxePB on January 28, 2005, 07:05:46 PM
-Kratos: ....
-Red: Since when did we have a DDR machine in here?
-Warxe: Since about 5 minutes ago.
-Xios: We were bored, so I got Warxe to summon one.
-Samurai Guy: Indeed!
-Kratos: ...
-Xios: Who wants to challenge the undisputed god of DDR?
-???: Me.
*Cloak walks in*
-Xios: Draknitis? Hah hah HAH!
-Cloak: You're mine, Xios.
*Cloak pulls off a bunch of combos that would be impossible to do unless you didn't have a skeleton*
-Xios: Well... uh... *attempts to match Cloak, but fails horribly*
-Cloak: See! I rule!
-Metroid: Squee! *latches onto Warxe's head*
Post by: Darkfox on January 28, 2005, 07:09:36 PM
Post by: WarxePB on January 28, 2005, 07:19:29 PM
-Psychosis: She?
-Warxe: Yep.
-Dark Samus: *points to Cloak* CRUSH J00!
-Cloak: Ha ha. Bring it.
*Dark Samus gets onto the DDR platform*
-Cloak: Let's go.
*Cloak and DS get into a heated DDR competition*
-DS: CRUSH J00! *shoots Cloak, but to no avail*
-Cloak: Heh. Draknitis Guard, remember?
-DS: Grrr...
*Cloak wins*
DS: *explodes*
-Cloak: Bring on the next victim!
Post by: Darkfox on January 28, 2005, 07:25:47 PM
Lightwolf: Somthing still baffles me...
Psychosis: What?
Lightwolf: are you a girl or some prettyboy?
Psychosis: *sweatdrop* Figure it out, cuz I'm not tellin.
Lightwolf: Uhhhhh... duhhh... *thinks hard* mmm... pizza...
Post by: Grandy on January 28, 2005, 08:13:26 PM
Warxe: What, the Cuten?
Grandy: ... you call your metroid Cuten?
Warxe: Yes, dont worry, he couldn't be bad to a fly.
*Metroid jumps in Grandy face*
Grandy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Warxe: She just wants to play.
Grandy: THIS is how it play? I dont want to know what it does if it wants to kill!!!
Post by: Razor on January 28, 2005, 08:58:25 PM
Warxe: I'm not your mother, and what are you ta...keeng... a...booowwwt... O.o
Razor: *holding on to Metroid Prime's true form*
Warxe: sure, keep him, whatever! *does a running jump double somersult back flip behind bar*
Judge1: *10*
Judge2: *10
Audience: *cheers*
Judge3: *9.5*
Audience: *boos* *lynches Judge 3*
Razor: Yay! I will keep him, and feed him, and love him ev-er-ry-day! And I shall brush his hair, and call him Clyde!
Metroid Prime: *sweatdrop* *eats Warxe*
Warxe: It's Sai'Kar all over again! Nooooooo *eaten*
Post by: ES2005 on January 28, 2005, 09:22:40 PM
Razor: Uhmm......
ES2005: Or are you too stupid to know which it is?
Razor: Shut up you mean man.
*throws a sword at ES2005*
ES2005: Ow.
Clyde: RED!
Razor: Yes, this cowwer is wed.
Clyde: HUNGRY!
Razor: How about eating this?
*holds up ES2005*
ES2005: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Darkfox on January 29, 2005, 08:19:01 AM
Hulk: *bursts in* CRUSH YOU!!!
Psychosis: Fix that wall and act more civilised you big green oafe.
Hulk: Uh... okie dokie. *fixes wall and sits over at a tables* Waiter, I say waiter. Could I please have some soup?
Guy: How did you do that!?
Psychosis: *smiles* My little secret.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 29, 2005, 01:18:55 PM
Razor: "Hey! No PS2s in here! Drink or get out!"
MT11: "Shaddup Shaddup Shaddup... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN LANCE OF ATROPHY!"
Post by: Razor on January 30, 2005, 09:18:35 AM
Darkfox: How'd that happen?
Razor: Well apparently MooseTroop didn't read any of the last posts since the age changing, and mentioned me at my normal tone of voice!
Some guy: And Seymour is easy as piss!
Another guy: Assuming that piss is easy.
Razor: Would you two leave?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 30, 2005, 12:00:20 PM
*Tells everyone the reason*
Everyone: "Ah, I see!"
Post by: ES2005 on January 30, 2005, 04:32:16 PM
MT11: That was weird.
ES2005: *tugs on Razor's shirt* Wisten up mista. You are going to make me stop being a baby or ewse!
*ES2005 turns into a baby*
ES2005: Ga!
*Pulls on wires, the pub goes black*
Razor: Danggit, ES! The electricity cost me a f***ing $800 dollars!
ES2005: Mama!
Post by: Xen on January 30, 2005, 08:22:12 PM
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Flashback*
Xen(as a nine year old): Daddy? What's the meaning of life?
Xen's dad: Uhhh....it all begins when a man loves a woman very much...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Out of flashback*
Xen: He never answered my question that day... *shrugs shoulders* Ah well...
*ES2005 hugs Xen*
ES2005: DADDY!!!!
Xen: Ugghhh....this is all I need...Go away!
ES2005: *blank looks*
Xen: Go! Scram!
ES2005: *blank looks*
Xen: Uuuuhhhh....hey kid! Look! Candy!!
ES2005: Candy? Where?
Xen: *points at Drace* He has it!
ES2005: *runs at Drace* Caaaaannnnndddddyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Xen: Uuuhhhh...gotta go!!
*Xen flies upwards, crashing through the roof*
Xen: Uhhhh.....gotta go!!!!! *flies away*
Razor: XEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Post by: Darkfox on January 30, 2005, 08:39:20 PM
Psychosis: Razor isn't it? If you give me some free cookies I'll be ever so greatful... whatcha say? Hmmmm...?
Post by: Razor on January 30, 2005, 09:22:44 PM
*two adult sized fat guys in angel and devil suits walk in the bar*
Razor: o.o who are you guys?
Angel guy: We're the substitute guys.
Devil guy: Yeah, don't worry, we've been reading up on you mr... Karl.
Razor: Who's Karl?
*both the fat guys attempt to jump on Razor's shoulders, crushing him*
Angel: Now, whats yous should do, is keeps the cookies.
Devil: No, he should The forum could NOT establish a connection to this image: keeps the cookies.
Angel: That's what I said!
Devil: Wait, wez is agreein on somfin?
Angel: Well it is this guy and hey! Cookies!
*Angel and Devil eat cookies*
Psychosis: hmph. *SAD EMOTICON*
Post by: Darkfox on January 30, 2005, 09:31:40 PM
Angel: What are wez doin this for?
Devil: Oof! I'z dunno but it's givin me da cramps!
Post by: ES2005 on January 30, 2005, 10:40:24 PM
*turns back*
ES2005: Hooray! This is my 200th post!
Razor: ONLY 200? I got over a thousand!
ES2005: Hmph.
*shoots Razor*
Psychosis: Hey! You can't shoot Wazor! He's the one who wuns the bawr!
ES2005: Cry me a lake, kid.
*starts crying, filling up the room*
ES2005: Hey kid! It's an expression!
Xen: Hey, what's goin*GLUG*
*stops crying, room drains out*
ES2005: Somebody kill that kid.
Devil: Okay! *stabs Psychosis*
Psychosis: Ow!
Post by: WarxePB on January 30, 2005, 10:51:11 PM
-Warxe: Hey! What did I say about doing that?
-Cuten: *stops*
-Warxe: Good girl. *hands Cuten some Metroid treats*
-Cuten: Squee!
-Razor: Why must you do that?
-Warxe: She needs constant attention, or she won't grow up to be a Queen.
-Razor: Oookay then...
-Cloak: ...Man, this is boring. *starts freestyling on the DDR machine*
-Kratos: I'll try.
-Cloak: Ha. You may be an angel knight, but you still have a spine.
-Kratos: Or do I? *Kratos slumps down in a way only one without a spine can*
-Cloak: Ah! A worthy challenger. Let's go!
*Kratos and Cloak begin DDRing*
Post by: Darkfox on January 30, 2005, 11:08:48 PM
Devil: Diz suckors
Angel: Ya. Lets git outta here!
Devil: Agreed!
*They both disappear*
Psychosis: Now... *takes some cookies and eats them while sitting on the side of the counter watching Kratos and Cloak compete*
Post by: Razor on January 31, 2005, 11:30:51 AM
Red: WTF is that?
Razor: Who cares?
Who: No I don't! Nobody cares!
Nobody: Yeah, that's true you know.
Red: Who cares!
Who: No, I don't! Everybody knows that!
Everybody: You never told me that! You tell anybody but me!
Anybody: What?
What: Huh?
Huh: What is it guys?
What: Huh?
Huh: What what?
What: You said my name.
Huh: When?
When: Yes?
Huh: Who are you?
Who: No, I'm who.
When: Yeah, I'm when.
Razor: Noone cares! Go home!
Noone: Everybody hates me...
Everybody: That's true, even though I don't know you.
Huh: Gasp! Somebody planted a bomb in the pub!
Somebody: Does anybody have proof of that?
Anybody: Step back, I'm a lawyer.
When: Tsk tsk, everybody's a lawyer these days.
Everybody: No, anybody is!
When: What?!
What: Huh?
Huh: What?
Post by: WarxePB on January 31, 2005, 01:30:53 PM
What: Who?
Who: What?
What: Who?
Who: What?
When: Where?
Where: What?
Huh: Huh?
Anybody: I'm taking you all to court!
You All: NOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOO: What?
What: Huh?
Where: What?
What: STOP SAYING MY FRIGGIN NAME!
Warxe: Whoa.
NOOOOOOO: Whoa? There's no Whoa.
Why: Why not?
Why Not: *slaps Why*
Where: Why?
Why: What?
*and so on*
Post by: Darkfox on January 31, 2005, 06:22:17 PM
Post by: Grandy on January 31, 2005, 07:29:08 PM
Warxe: No, it was Psychosis.
Grandy: Ahn...
Ahn: What?
*Psychosis kills Ahn and Grandy with her mind*
Grandy's Ghost: Again?
Again: What?
Post by: Drace on January 31, 2005, 07:57:28 PM
Post by: Darkfox on January 31, 2005, 08:01:23 PM
Post by: WarxePB on January 31, 2005, 09:48:34 PM
-Drace: Can you even do that?
-Warxe: I can if I want.
***
-Kratos: A tie?
-Cloak: First DDR, then Street Fighter, and now Pong? What other arcade games are there to beat you at?
-Kratos: Tales of Symphonia.
-Cloak: ?
-Kratos: I was kidding. How about Mario Party?
-Cloak: I rule at board games! This'll be a piece of cake!
-Kratos: You wish. *main game turn on* I get to be Peach.
-Cloak: I don't even want to know...
Post by: Darkfox on February 01, 2005, 12:03:24 AM
Psychosis: Can I play?
Post by: Grandy on February 01, 2005, 12:21:07 AM
Kratos: Its a Page 64. Its better than the old Page 63.
Grandy: Better why?
Kratos: Its Page 64, not 63!
Grandy: Yeah, so?
Kratos: Dude, 64 is more than 63!
Grandy: Aaaaaaannnnd?
Kratos: Its better!
Grandy: Why its better?
Kratos: BECAUSE ITS 64 AND NOT 63!!!!
Grandy: To me its the same thing with a number more.
Kratos: EXACTLY!!!
Grandy: And you lose.
Kratos: Wha-?
Page 64 Narrator: KRATOS LOST
Kratos: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Its your fault, I got distracted!
Grandy: I'm more confuse about the fact the game knew your name...
Post by: Darkfox on February 01, 2005, 01:28:38 AM
Post by: ES2005 on February 01, 2005, 03:16:26 AM
ES2005: Hey! No more spawning.
ES2k5: You mean like how I just appeared?
ES2005: I got rid of you the the original BE.
ES2k5 & Es2005: Aww....*they disappear*
Psychosis: Can I...?
ES2005: Yes.
*uses a fire spell to hurl Psychosis out the window*
ES2005: Outside.
Post by: SleepAid on February 01, 2005, 03:23:10 AM
Post by: WarxePB on February 01, 2005, 03:26:49 AM
-Cloak: You're just a sore loser.
-Kratos: You think that. *walks over to the bar and starts drinking*
-Cloak: Fine. Let's try something else.
-Kratos: Super Smash Bros.?
-Cloak: 99 lives, .5 damage modifier, only Starmen and Cloaking Devices.
-Kratos: Very well.
-Warxe: Can I play?
-Cloak: Any objections?
-Kratos: None.
-Xios: Me too. I want revenge on you, Draknitis.
*They start playing*
Post by: PikaTira on February 01, 2005, 03:28:34 AM
Pika: I want 75 gallons of vodka
Bartender: You're kidding right.
Pika: Nope.
Bartender: But miss ...
Pika: Just bring out the booze
Post by: Darkfox on February 01, 2005, 04:35:39 AM
Psychosis: NEVER HIT A LADY! Especially me! Next time you'll know better than to get on my bad side... *finishes cookie* Stupid number name people... them and their stupid numbers...
Zero: How about me?
Psychosis: Sit boy!
*Zero crashes against the ground*
Zero: Aghhh! Now I know what Inuyasha feels like!
Psychosis: Now... where was I? *Watches Warxe and Co. play* Oh poo... guess I'll have to wait till one of you loses...
*later*
ES2005: *back* Can I play?
Psychosis: Yes...
*Psychosis throws ES2005 out the window again into the mine crater*
Psychosis: Outside, you cheapscape meanie. Oh and motherbrain says your grounded.
Motherbrain: *from Metroid* HAHAHA, SHE IS CORRECT!
Post by: Razor on February 01, 2005, 06:55:50 AM
Razor: ...because she's new.
Darkfox: She came here 8 months before you did!
Razor: GOOD ENOUGH!
Post by: Drace on February 01, 2005, 07:09:17 AM
Razor: I quess so.
Drace: Now barte.....
Razor: Don't even dare!
Drace: What, barten...
Razor: I'm warning you!
Drace: Ok, ok. *walks away*
Razor: I hate named bartender!
Darkfox: No, really?
Pike: Hé, where's my vodka, stupid slow bartender!
Razor: That's it! New rules!
198274930. No Videogames
198274931. If call me bartender, you'll die.
Post by: ES2005 on February 01, 2005, 12:18:42 PM
Psychosis: Not talking about me, are you?
ES2005: Uhm...
Psychosis: Good. *walks off*
ES2005: Gimme a tab.
Razor:*fills up glass* What's bugging you?
*ES2005 punches Razor in the face*
ES2005: Shut up and fork it.
Razor: At least he didn't call be bartender...
ES2005: I SAID SHUT UP!
Post by: WarxePB on February 01, 2005, 01:33:45 PM
-Xios: Do you even know how to play?
-Warxe: Yeah. But this is a lot more productive.
*looks at screen, where Yoshi is doing random short-range attacks out of range of the other characters*
-Xios: As I thought. *gets a star and KOs Warxe*
-Warxe: Aww! Now I'm out! *leaves*
-Kratos: You know you can't win.
-Cloak: Oh, I can. *uses fully-charged Flare Blade on Kratos, instantly KOing him*
-Kratos: I still have 38 lives.
-Xios: Kratos, we have a common enemy. Let's team up on Draknitis.
-Kratos: That works. *pegs Cloak off with a radish*
-Xios: *KOs Cloak with Warlock Punch*
-Cloak: Not fair!
-Xios: It's perfectly fair.
-Kratos: Excuse me. I need to go get a drink. *goes to get a beer*
*Xios KOs Kratos a bunch of times*
-Cloak: Thanks.
-Xios: Oh, I'm not done with you!
Post by: Drace on February 01, 2005, 02:09:03 PM
Cloak: Quick, turn of the game.
Xios: Your just saying that because your losing.
Cloak: No, Razor has forbiden videogames.
Xios: You really think I'm that stupid.
Cloak: Argh! *Walks away*
Xios: YOU LOST NOW!!! Huh? What's that breathing down my neck?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 01, 2005, 07:45:39 PM
Razor: *Breathing down Xios's neck* "YOU HAVE BROKEN RULE 198274930! NOW YOU DIE!" *Huge LIMIT BREAK words appear by Razor. He graps a sword and cuts Xios in half. Then he grabs a beer bottle, drinks the beer, breaks it, and stabs Xios with it. Then he bites Xios's feet off and spits them like bullets at his head. Finally he grabs the LIMIT BREAK words and uses them as a club to hit Xios into space. A massive 'KO!' appears.*
Cloak: "Told you so."
Post by: Darkfox on February 01, 2005, 08:50:36 PM
Drace: Looks like Drace is blasting off agaaaaaiiin! *sparkle effect*
Psychosis: ... *plays in Xios' place* Yay! Uh... *begins to hit random buttons extremely fast doing totally impossible moves* Wow! Is that supposed to happen!?
Cloak: O_O no...
*TV glows then sucks Cloak and Xios into the game*
Psychosis: NEAT-O!
Post by: Razor on February 01, 2005, 09:14:41 PM
*Xios appears in the pub*
*Cloak spawns in Final Destination*
Psychosis: Oooh, could get violent. *turns off screen*
Razor: Eh Xios, its time for the men to pleh.
Xios: Rightio.
Razor: I use Fox.
Xios: Then pick up the controller an-
Razor: No, I mean I use Fox!
*Fox skids in through the door*
Xios: o.o Alright, but I usually use Roy, and in the gam-
*Roy comes in slashing things*
Razor: Fox! Free beer if you win!
Fox: Yay! *"come on" taunts Roy*
Xios: Uh, I'll let you kill Warxe if you win!
Warxe: *mid-drink* What?
Roy: Sweet! *swordiddly taunts Fox*
*Fox and Roy start fighting without moving in the Z Axis*
Post by: Darkfox on February 01, 2005, 09:34:36 PM
Warxe: What?
Zero: A weakling like him? Why not me?
Warxe: Aghh... I can't control my body! *begins to run around, he jumps over a barrel and a 100 pops over his head*
Zero: What the...? OOH OOOH! Was that me? OOH OOH! *beats his chest, picks up barrel and throws it at Warxe who gets hit and spins around in midair and falls through the floor, he reappears on a floating platform and jumps down*
Warxe: O_o!?
Psychosis: Now Kung-Fu!
Warxe: *Gets in Kung-Fu mode* YAAAAH!
Zero: *same* Hwaaaaaah!
*Warxe and Zero get into big Kung-Fu fight*
"Double KO!"
Psychosis: Uhhh... dancing!
*Warxe and Zero get up and begin dancing*
Psychosis: Hah! Warxe is a better dancer that Zero!
Zero: Darnit! Warxe always was, the showoff, curse him!!
Warxe: I'm not the one dancing! I'm being conytrolled!
Zero: Always the excuses...
Psychosis: Dead or Alive!
Zero & Warxe: Uh oh...
Post by: Drace on February 02, 2005, 08:00:54 PM
????: Prepare for trouble!
????: Make it double!
????: To protect the world from devestation!
Razor: Who are they?!
Psychosis: I have a bad feeling!
????: To unite all peoples within our nati on !
????: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
????: To extend our reach to the stars above!
????: Jessie!
????: Drace!
Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Drace: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth: Meowth! That's right!
Jessie: Wait! You ain't James! What did you do with him?!
Drace: Well I killed him.
Jessie: What! WHY?!?!?!?!?!
Drace: I needed a cool intro.
Jessie: And you think this was cool! This is as childiss as it get's!
Drace: Well, there are Pókemon in the back.
*Jessie walk to the back and get killed by a giant dragon*
Drace: GOOD JOB BACK THERE XEN!!!
Post by: White Dwarf on February 02, 2005, 08:06:39 PM
White: the vampire is back
Xen: now THAT was a cool intro
Drace: ouch
White: now, got any food in this place, as i havent read what happened, and i never will ^_^
Post by: WarxePB on February 02, 2005, 08:16:40 PM
Post by: Grandy on February 02, 2005, 09:40:54 PM
Angel: No, I said, you guys CAN'T enter!
Razor: Give me a good reason.
Angel: All what you did was murder, kill, take life form others, get drunk, give pain, kill, get drunk, kill, pain, drunk and drunk!
Drace: So... we all gonna to hell?
Angel: No, the devil said its too dangerous.
Grandy: Awww, you could say no to a guy like me? *His eyes are in that giant-cute japanese stile*
Angel: ...
Grandy: Uh? Could you, uh?!
Angel: Actually, yes, I could.
Grandy: Okay, okay............. ATTACK!!!!!!! *He tries to jump the gate, some really strong angels jump in his head*
Post by: WarxePB on February 02, 2005, 09:57:50 PM
-Warxe: Yeah. We're the only ones alive... which is a change.
-Xen: So what?
-Warxe: Free beer?
-Roy: Sounds good to me. *walks over to the cellar, but the ghost of Razor prevents him access*
-Razor: Even in my death, you cannot get free beer!
-Warxe: SPIRIT CRUSH! *Razor shatters like glass*
-Roy: *opens door and walks in*
-Xen: YAY! *goes into cellar*
-Warxe: I'm the king now! Woohoo!
Post by: Grandy on February 02, 2005, 10:08:02 PM
Razor: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Razor kill Warxe*
Warxe *Revives*: But thats impossible!
Roy: It looks like the link between Razor and his beer was strong enough to revive him!
Post by: Darkfox on February 02, 2005, 10:23:09 PM
Darkfox: The rings protect me from from whatever.
Red: I'm already dead... fools.
White: Ditto here.
Post by: Razor on February 03, 2005, 05:55:00 AM
Razor: What the Hell was that?
Razor's ghost: I don't know.
Razor: Ahh! What's going on?
Warxe and Warxe's ghost: It seems we've been seperated from our ghosts/bodies. Hey! Shut up! No, you shut up! *kills each other* *Warxe becomes a ghost, Warxe's ghost becomes real*
Red: Where's my ghost?
Razor/'s ghost: You're dead. That means you're special.
Psychosis/'s ghost: Yaaaaay!!! *dance with each other*
Razor's ghost: You know what I'm thinkin? Since there's two of us...
Razor: ...we'll double the price on everything!
Razor/'s ghost: Yay!!
Everyone else and their respective ghosts: Booo!
Mr Burns: Were you saying Boo or Boo-urns?
*silence*
Mr Burns: *angrily makes sounds and leaves*
Post by: SleepAid on February 03, 2005, 05:58:40 AM
Post by: Drace on February 03, 2005, 06:46:59 AM
Drace's Ghost: Don't act like a baby.
Drace: Go scare some children stupid bedcover.
Drace' Ghost: Argh! I'm gonna kill you! *tries to punch Drace but as he is a ghost his blow goes right through him*
Drace: *points finger* HA HA!
Post by: Darkfox on February 03, 2005, 06:59:00 AM
Psychosis: WHAAAT!? *pulls ghost back in* I don't wanna be a zombie... I'm too cute to seek to feast on the flesh of the living!!
Post by: Razor on February 03, 2005, 07:06:54 AM
Seph: This is demeaning!
Razor: What zombie? Odin told me there was candy in this head.
Seph: Odin!
Odin: Scooby Snacks! *runs off comically*
*chase scene*
Warxe: We have too many of those.
*Zombie versions of everyone cept Red and White (and anyone who may be undead already) walk in*
Zombie/Warxe/'s Ghost: This could get confusing...
Post by: Darkfox on February 03, 2005, 07:41:09 AM
Warxe: Uhhhh... eheheh... oopsie...
Warxemesis: Hoysha...! Hoysha...! *takes out rocket launcher and shoots out... CUSTARD PIE FILLING!* HOYSHA!!
Warxe: Come on! I don't say "Hoysha" that much!
Darkfox: Well, he's a dumb zombie, what do you expect?
Warxe: Good point...
Red: ...HEY!
Post by: Drace on February 03, 2005, 07:41:49 AM
Maybe a good Idea to sell zombie snacks right now Razor.
Razor: Yeah, *holds a box* Who wants zombie snacks! *All zombies come racing to Razor, but as they can't run it takes a while*
Post by: SleepAid on February 03, 2005, 08:53:57 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 03, 2005, 05:13:28 PM
Post by: Grandy on February 03, 2005, 05:29:00 PM
Grandy's Ghost: No, you're cool!!
Grandy's Zombie: No, You're cool!!!
Grandy: No, you're cool!!!!
Grandy's Ghost: NO, YOU'RE COOL!!!!!!!
Grandy/'s Ghost/ 's Zombie at the same time: WE ALL ARE COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! *The Grandys hug each other*
Grandy: Yeah, its sad theres so few of us.
Parallel Grandy: Not so fast!
Grandy's Ghost: Its your parallel form, our ghost form must have activate the portal!
Parallel Grandy's Ghost: Yup, and the parallels Ghost and Zombie of everyone is here.
Grandy's Zombie: But, this, more the fact ES2005 have all those clones.
*All the Grandys look to where ES2005 was, now there are 90 guys looking exaclty alike*
Post by: White Dwarf on February 03, 2005, 05:31:32 PM
*taps red on sholder*
Red: what!
White: i think were outnembered
Red: we STILL could take over charas
White: i dout that...
Post by: Grandy on February 03, 2005, 05:37:35 PM
Quote
Originally posted by White Dwarf
White: 3 of everyone, 1 of me, 3 of everyone, 1 of me.....
*taps red on sholder*
Red: what!
White: i think were outnembered
Red: we STILL could take over charas
White: i dout that...
(6 of everyone)
Post by: Drace on February 03, 2005, 05:42:15 PM
Red: What?! Become a mod, rule a part, army of lice.
Drace's: Whoa, all sounds good but I just want free beer.
Post by: Darkfox on February 03, 2005, 08:51:01 PM
*a lot of "Squee!" sounds are heard*
Post by: Grandy on February 03, 2005, 09:05:54 PM
Grandy's Metroid Zombie: Squee!!!!
Grandy's Zombie: Great, the Metroid ones also have Ghosts and Zombies, that makes 9 of us.
Parallel Metroid Grandy: SQUEEEE!!!!!
Grandy: They have parallel metroid too, thats 10 of us.
Parallel Metroid Grandy's Zombie: Squeee!
Grandy's Zombie: They have our parallel metroid zombie and ghost form too! 12 of us.
*Old-looking-everyone appears from a time machine*
Old Grandy: I'm Grandy of the future.
Grandy: 13 of us!!!
Old Grandy's Ghost: 14
Old Grandy's Zombie: 15
Old Grandy's Parallel: 16
Old Grandy's Metroid: Squeeee!
Grandy: I'll asumme thats 17
Old Grandy Parallel Ghost: 18
Old Grandy parallel Zombie: 19
Old Grandy parallel Metroid: Squeeeee!
Old Grandy Parallel Metroid Ghost: Squeeeeeee!
Old Grandy Parallel Metroid Zombie: Squeee!!!!!
Grandy's Ghost: That work for everyone?
*Everyone have 22 of they, ES2005 have a really high number Red and White dont have anyone*
Post by: Drace on February 03, 2005, 09:55:35 PM
Red: I don't care. TO THE BAT MOBILE!!!
Post by: Grandy on February 03, 2005, 10:15:41 PM
Drace: What?! How did we-
Red: Batman effect, remember, just say where you want to go.
Drace: Right, how did you got the bat mobile?
Red: I and batman had some... uh... talk
*Flash back*
Red: *with Joker's outfit* What is it, batman? You dont like fish?
Batman *upside down in a lake with sharks*: Whats your plan this time?
Red: I'll just throw you in there now.
Batman: Wait, you aways let me here until the water is up or somethin-
Red *press a button*
*End of flashback*
Red: I still cant believe the sharks could SUCK his blood.
----
Meanwhile, at the pub.
Neanderthal Grandy's Ghost: Ugh.
Grandy: *writing in a paper* So that makes 98 of each of us, and 24533 to ES2005
Robot Grandy: Yeah-but-there-are-missing-some-Draces
Parallel Nerd Neanderthal Draconian Grandy's Metroid Old Robot Zombie: I think they used some batman effect.
Anime Grandy: Yeah, I saw it too.
Robot Anime Grandy: Where-were-they-going?
Parallel Metroid Grandy: SQUEEEEEE!!!!!!
Post by: Razor on February 04, 2005, 11:27:06 AM
*Large flashing, more warping, some exploding*
Razor: There. No more duplicates.
White: Yay! Evenly matched!
Grandy: Aww, I finally met someone who thought I was cool...
Weregnome: I haven't actually posted for a long time now!
Post by: Drace on February 04, 2005, 12:35:35 PM
Red: No! We're evenly matched, we can't win this when we're evenly matched.
Post by: WarxePB on February 04, 2005, 02:04:52 PM
*the TOW fortress hovers overhead*
Warxe: If you try and take over the pub, I'll have all 30 of my friends attack you!
-Drace: With what?
-Warxe: ....Rubber trouts.
Post by: Darkfox on February 04, 2005, 06:28:58 PM
Post by: Grandy on February 04, 2005, 06:45:47 PM
Guy: *looking to Grandy with a serious look*.............
Grandy: .............
Guy: .............
Grandy: ..............
Guy: ...............
Grandy: ..............
*The guy gets up and pay a beer for Grandy, then he goes away*
Razor: He said it was nice talking to you
Post by: Darkfox on February 04, 2005, 07:20:36 PM
Psychosis: To be or not to be... EW A SKULL! *throws it and it lands on Red's right shoulder*
Red: Woah! I have two heads now!
Skull: ... ... ... ... ...
Red: So new brother what do you say about terrorising my coworkers?
Skull: ... ... ... ... ...
Red: Not very talkative are you?
Skull: ... ... ... ... nope.
Red: Oh well, at least your quiet.
Skull: ... ... ... ... heheheheh...
Red: What is so funny?
Skull: Nothing... brother.
*closeup on the skull and some drastic musical sting plays*
Next time on "All my Undead Brethren"!
Zombie Doctor: Red! You are pregnant!
Red: No... I just placed the kid in my chest cavity so I didn't have to carry him.
Baby: WAAAH! I WANT MY MOMMY WAAAHH!
Zombie Doctor: We'll have to operate!
Red: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Can I have a lollypop afterwards?
Zombie Doctor: No.
Red: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*credits roll*
Director - Red
Red - Red
Doctor - Zeb the Zany Zombie
NHP: *annoyed look* Take this! *throws the hand grenade blowing up the credits* BOOOM!
Red: *wakes up* What the heck happened!?
Darkfox: Soap opera mind control...
Post by: Drace on February 04, 2005, 08:27:56 PM
Darkfox: No you do.
Drace: Am not! Now be quiet, they just discovered a body.*camera truns to a tv with a soap braodcasted on it*
Post by: Razor on February 04, 2005, 10:20:19 PM
Duke Nukem likes soap operas! But then he had to fight Doctor Proton. And directly after that, he had to fight even more aliens. He needs some R&R!
Post by: Drace on February 05, 2005, 10:39:27 AM
Post by: SleepAid on February 05, 2005, 11:08:42 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 05, 2005, 05:26:28 PM
Broli: "MWAHAHAHAHA! I AM A GOD!"
MT11: "He'll do."
*Broli raises his massive fist and brings it down with such force that it completely destroys an ant which happened to be crawling on one of the tables*
Broli: "MWAHAHAHAHA!"
(I assume at least one person here has played Budokai 3)
Post by: Drace on February 06, 2005, 09:10:09 AM
MT11: Awwww
Post by: Razor on February 06, 2005, 09:36:54 AM
Drace: Yay - wait - what was I before?
Razor: Barfly.
Drace: Wait, didn't you already go through this with someone?
Razor: Watch that mouth, or I'll bust you down to Barfly so fast your hat will spin!
Drace: But I like this hat...
Post by: Xen on February 06, 2005, 06:47:38 PM
Drace: Nooo!!! My hat!!! *has crying fit*
Post by: Drace on February 06, 2005, 09:06:49 PM
Xen: That's crap for your.
Post by: Tomi on February 07, 2005, 12:41:33 AM
Drace: Ummm.... One that is obsessed with running to the craphouse, sliping in mud on the way there, craping their pants, and losing there keys in the mud, or at least I think its mud...
*Everyone takes one big step away from Drace, afraid of his brown pants*
Post by: Drace on February 07, 2005, 05:53:23 AM
*Everybody takes a step towards Drace*
Drace: ...........................................................................................................................What?! You expect me to say something?
*Looks at spot in the far away*
Drace: .........................
Tomi: Hello. *waves in front of his head*
Drace: ..............................
Razor: What is he looking at?
Drace: ................................
White: I have no idea.
Drace: ..............................
Xen: Why don't we also try to see what he sees.
*Tomi, Razor, White and Xen also look at a spot in the far distance*
Drace: He he. *Waves in front of Tomi, Razor, White and Xen, no respond*
Drace: Warxe, are we ready.
Warxe: Yes, sir!
Drace: Let's go then. *Warxe and his gang come running out of the storage with all the beer of the pub*
Drace: *Outside with Warxe and his gang* Put it in the truck, No! Not in the front! I need to drive us away remember! Yes, in the back.
*Drace, Warxe and his gang drive away*
Post by: Razor on February 07, 2005, 06:41:45 AM
*Razor appears through a portal*
Razor: Razor! Drace will deploy a dastardly trick against you! Don't let it happen.
Razor: Hey, you old.
Future Razor: I waited 60 years until they invented time travel to warn you about the stealing on the beer!
*present happens*
Razor: Hey Drace! Screw you! Or something.
Drace: Are you sure you don't want to look at the thing I'm looking at?
Razor: *looks to Future Razor*
Future Razor: *shakes head slowly*
Razor: Apparently not!
Drace: Damn.
Future Razor: Yay! It worked! I'm disappearing! *disappears*
Warxe: Come Drace. We must continue our work.
Drace: What do you mean?
Warxe: We must continue to do what we do every night, Pinky. Try to take all the beer! Whahahahahahaha!!
Drace: Who's Pinky?
Post by: Darkfox on February 07, 2005, 06:07:53 PM
Post by: Razor on February 07, 2005, 08:56:56 PM
Samurai Guy: My line!
Shadowbeast: KILL j00!
Post by: Drace on February 08, 2005, 06:31:40 AM
Razor: Stop doing that for ones!
Drace: What?
Razor: Saying that everyone lost it.
Drace: Ok.
*Razor walks away*
Drace: *to darkfox* He lost it.
Post by: Razor on February 09, 2005, 08:26:36 PM
Orc: Hello.
Razor: Eh? Where'd you come from?
Orc: That new game by Weerd Thing. Those guys look serious about it.
Drace: They've lost it.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 09, 2005, 09:30:17 PM
Post by: Drace on February 10, 2005, 06:31:24 AM
Post by: ES2005 on February 11, 2005, 05:25:00 PM
ES2005: Absurd.
ES2k5: Immunity.
ES32005: Indeed.
Es2005: Amazing.
Es20005: Insane.
SE2005: Shut up.
SZ2005: I'm not a clone, I'm not a clone!
ES2005: I know that, idiot. Shut up.
Es2005: Where exactly did we come from this time?
ES2k5: I dunno. Grandy saw us.
Grandy: He's right you know.
SE2k5: Excellent.
Es2k5: Whoa. Reality Check.
Es20052k5: Longest Name!
ES20052k532005: Beat ya.
ES2005: Melt!
*ES2005 creates a fireball and hurls it at all 90 of the clones*
ES2005: Why did I only realize this? Grandy posted like a million posts back. Oh, and Drace, sanity is overrated.
Drace: Whatever.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 11, 2005, 06:20:08 PM
Drace: "Can't say I've heard of it."
MT11: "It's in sanetown, on sane island, just off the coast of the United Sanes of America."
Razor: "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight..."
Darkfox and Lightwolf: "Shut up."
MT11: "SANE o more!"
Post by: Razor on February 13, 2005, 10:31:49 AM
Red: Why'd you do that?
Razor: Cause I was bored :P
Post by: SleepAid on February 13, 2005, 11:32:53 AM
Bartender. Vodka.
Post by: Tomi on February 13, 2005, 06:38:07 PM
Bartender- Where'd out $1,000,000,000 vodka go?
Warxe- This time it wasnt me.
Tomi walks up quietly to Warxe and says softly:
Tomi: Hey Warxe, I stole the vodka and put it in the back of your truck, just like you said. Now where's my money?
Warxe: In the cash register.
Post by: MSlash67 on February 13, 2005, 07:13:57 PM
MSlash: Eww! Squishy!
*He goes and sits down at the bar.*
MSlash: Bartender! Get me some Schnapps!
Post by: Razor on February 13, 2005, 08:54:30 PM
Razor: For the last time, I AM THE BARTENDER!
Red: Where'd you learn that?
Razor: Ahh, stole it from some hobo.
******
*Cloud, Tifa and Red are surrounded by 3 BFDragons*
Cloud: Don't worry guys, I can save us! *limit bar full* *limit bar wasted*
Cloud: What happened to my omnislash?
*Dragons move in*
*screams*
Post by: Drace on February 13, 2005, 10:24:28 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 14, 2005, 10:42:05 AM
Post by: Razor on February 14, 2005, 09:02:51 PM
MooseTroop: Ooh, here we go! *moosetroop gets taken outside and put into a large metal cylinder*
MooseTroop: This doesn't seem right...
Wakka: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, blastoff eh?
*Moosetroop gets *sent* into the sun
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 14, 2005, 09:11:43 PM
Post by: ES2005 on February 14, 2005, 09:23:36 PM
Conscience: Don't lie, you DID read the posts...
ES2005: Shut up.
MT11: "Hi, What's up?"
ES2005: You stop with your quotation marks.
ES2005: "Besides, it's catching."
*everyone starts using quote marks*
ES2005: "It's Hell al over again."
Red: "You were in Hell? I never saw you."
ES2005: "It's an expression, doofusbrain."
Post by: Drace on February 15, 2005, 06:52:07 AM
Post by: ES2005 on February 15, 2005, 12:21:47 PM
MT11: "That isn't very nice."
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 15, 2005, 05:22:03 PM
Razor: *Points to poster showing someone laughing at a moose* "It's national pick on a moose day. Like Christmas but un-corrupted by greed."
Drace: "Pick on a Moose day badges! Get your badges here!"
Razor: "Pick on a moose day prices! Everything double price! Like I said, un-corrupted."
Post by: Drace on February 15, 2005, 06:31:39 PM
Drace: Really, there made from moose skin and bones ya know.
Post by: Drace on February 18, 2005, 06:21:05 AM
Razor: Why?
Drace: You allmost have no customers.
Razor: How do you mean?
Drace: We're the only two ppl in here you f***ing moron!!!!
Post by: Razor on February 18, 2005, 06:40:20 AM
Drace: What?
Razor: *duct tapes Drace up and throws him off a bridge* The beer is mine! *goes to pub, locks doors and starts drinking beer*
Post by: wildguy3922 on February 18, 2005, 11:51:13 AM
Razor: *gets up and chases after wildguy3922*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 18, 2005, 08:10:36 PM
Post by: Drace on February 18, 2005, 08:37:23 PM
*Yelling* YOU COULD AT LEAST HAVE CUT MY TAPE YOU IGNORANT FOOL!!! Well, only one thing to do, the journey back home. *Drace walks towards the pub*
*Meanwhile in the pub*
Razor: MY BEER!!!!
MT11: Hehe, quickly drink it all.
*Back to Drace*
Drace: *In front of a forest about 99 miles away* Well, only one road. I just hope Razor doesn't has wolf friends here that he ordered to attack me. Well. *Walks into the forest*
Non-game
PS: Please play along with the journey to the pub, with exiting adventures, and continue the normal Pub stuff.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 18, 2005, 08:44:27 PM
-Meanwhile-
Drace: Oh look! A dog! Come here, doggy...
Oh crap, that's a wol...
Post by: Grandy on February 18, 2005, 08:54:34 PM
--meanwhile, at the pub--
MT11: *Running in circles* OMG!!!1!!1 HELP!!!! ITS RAZOR!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!
Post by: Razor on February 18, 2005, 08:54:52 PM
--------
Wolves: *attack*
Drace: *screams*
Blood: *sprays*
Post by: Drace on February 19, 2005, 03:57:56 PM
-Meanwhile-
Razor: *Sitting by a desk with morsecode thing* Damn!!! He escaped!!!
Post by: WarxePB on February 19, 2005, 04:04:42 PM
-Warxe: Hi.
-Drace: What are you doing here?
-Warxe: I'VE COME TO SMITE YOU! MUAHAHA! *dies*
-Drace: *runs*
-Warxe: Hey! I'm not done with you! *runs after Drace, but trips over a rock and falls into a convinently-placed pirahna-infested river*
*Pub*
*Xios appears in the cellar*
-Xios: Hand over the beer, Razor, or I'll feed you to the dogs. *A couple of skeletal dogs appear*
Post by: Drace on February 19, 2005, 08:21:51 PM
Cloak: You do realize that he can drink all your beer cause of this deal.
Razor: Now this is the smart part. Drace is a lucky bastard.
Cloak: So your point is?
Razor: This hunt of Xios will result in failure or in his death.
Cloak: Smart.
-Back to Drace-
Drace: Ok Warxe, you may come now. As long as you stop CHEWING ON MY FRICKING LEG!!!!
Warxe: *Stops with chewing* Ok.
Post by: WarxePB on February 19, 2005, 08:36:38 PM
-Drace: What?
-Warxe: I dunno. But can you hear anything?
-Drace: Other than you, no.
-Warxe: Excellent...
-Drace: What?
-Warxe: Nevermind...
-Xios: AH HA! *appears*
-Warxe: Xios?
-Xios: I'm here to kill both of you.
-Drace: Why?
-Xios: Because I can. *summons a few skeletons and runs away*
-Warxe: I hate the undead...
***
-Cloak: So... Kratos. Why are you still here?
-Kratos: I have nothing else to do.
-Cloak: Do you think Xios is really going to kill them?
-Kratos: No. Warxe isn't killable, and Drace.... has some sort of defense, I'm sure.
-Odin: I know. No matter how many times I Zantetsuken Warxe's neck, he still comes back.
-Drake: I think he sold his soul to the devil.
-Cloak: ...
-Drake: It's the only logical explanation.
-Odin: I would bet 291 gold, 10 Rupees and 5000 Gil that Warxe IS the devil.
-Kratos: No, Flanders is.
-Odin: Huh?
-Kratos: Nothing...
-Cloak: Whatever. Let's play Twister.
-Drake: No way! You always win at that?
-Cloak: It's not my fault that I don't have a physical body...
Post by: Darkfox on February 20, 2005, 11:02:10 AM
Post by: WarxePB on February 20, 2005, 01:57:38 PM
-Psy: Awww....
-Odin: How about we play Monopoly, Charas Pub Edition? *pulls out a Monopoly box with Razor's head on Uncle Moneybucks' body*
-Drake: Where'd you get that?
-Odin: Razor sold it to me.
-Kratos: But Monopoly isn't any fun without lots of people playing.
*Zero, Seph and Random N00B 22 walk in*
-Cloak: But that's only 6 people...
-RN22: what abot me
-Odin: You don't count. ZANTETSUKEN! *decapitates RN22*
-Seph: I hate Monopoly. Ever since Kefka and Ansem beat me at it that one day, I've never been the same...
-Zero: I brought my own piece! *pulls out a mini version of his head, then goes to get a beer*
-Kratos: That's still only 5 people. We need at least one more.
*Samus walks in*
-Samus: Have any of you seen any Space Pirates?
-Cloak: Nope.
-Odin: Hey, you wanna play Monopoly with us?
-Samus: Monopoly? I LOVE Monopoly! *takes off helmet goes to sit down at the table* I get to be Razor.
-Cloak: But I wanted to be Razor...
-Samus: Ladies first.
-Drake: In that case, Zero should go first :)
-Zero: Hey!
-Kratos: Let's get started, shall we? I'm Red Giant, Zero is Zero, Cloak is... nothing?
-Cloak: Oh, it's there. You just can't see it.
-Kratos: Cloak is invisible, Odin is... Your sword does't count, Odin.
-Odin: Awww.... *grabs the Drace piece*
-Kratos: Odin is Drace, Drake is Warxe, and Samus is Razor.
-Seph: What about me?
-Cloak: You said you didn't want to play.
-Seph: No, I said "I hate Monopoly." I never said I wouldn't play.
-Kratos: What piece are you?
-Seph: *pulls out an Aeris piece*
-Kratos: I don't even want to know... *writes stuff down on a paper and hands out money to players* Let's begin.
Post by: Razor on February 20, 2005, 09:11:24 PM
Meanwhile Warxe has something nice going there, mess it up and I'll mess you up, back to drace
****
*Drace comes up to a big sign*
Sign: CHARAS PUB
Drace: Finally, I'm here! wait, what's that small print?
Small Print: 99.5 miles that way --->
Drace: D'oh!
Post by: Drace on February 20, 2005, 09:31:48 PM
Post by: Razor on February 20, 2005, 09:37:22 PM
Drace@a pond: Well Hello mr Frog, how can you be helped? *puts frog on a lilypad*
Frog: Ribbit. *suddenly gets pulled under the murky surface water*
Drace: ?
*shortly after*
*a wolf walks out of the pond*
Drace: Kadamn it! I was gonna light that frog on fire!
Post by: Darkfox on February 21, 2005, 02:04:56 AM
Seph: WOOHOO! I GET THE BIG HOUSE! BOOYAH!
Cloak: *sweatdrop* That means you go to jail...
Seph: No! They'll never take me! CYA COPPERS!! *runs through wall*
Odin: Should I tell him?
Cloak: Nah, he's a smart kid, he'll figure it out...
Kratos: ... *bursts out laughing then everybody else joins*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 21, 2005, 05:08:45 PM
Post by: Grandy on February 21, 2005, 06:00:59 PM
MT11: And were were you?
Grandy: Bathroom.
MT11: Okay... wait, we dont have a ba-
Grandy: Anyway, Drace is lost AND he is the only one who is really having an adventure, I mean, looks to us! We survived from falling from the sky inside a pub about three times now, and secret base, and a falling sky! And now, we're just playing games!
Cloak: But we like games...
Grandy: You can say what you want, I'll go after Drace. Lets split up on teams. Team 1 will be compose of me, Cloak, White, Red, and MT11, okay?
Grandy: Team 2 will be compose by Darkfox, Zero, Kratos and MT11.
MT11: Wait...
Grandy: Team 3 will be compose by Warxe, Razor, Odin, Psychosis, and MT11.
MT11: Wait a minu-
Grandy: LETS GO! (I said to go, if you dont want to go just post that you dont go)
*five mins later*
Seph: Hah, it looks like they couldnt follow me!
Post by: Darkfox on February 21, 2005, 06:19:35 PM
Void: Now I will disappear and control you all like puppets in the background...
Psychosis: Yay! I'm in the same team as Warxe, Odin, and Razor!
Kyuubi Foxtar: *plots out a plan to stop Zero by dressing up in a bikini* Hahahaha!
NOTE: If you do not know who Kyuubi Foxtar is here is a sheet ripped by yours truly:
Post by: Drace on February 21, 2005, 09:20:33 PM
Ok Mr. Wolf! I think we can come to an agreement.
Mr. Wolf (Same wolf who has been bugging Drace the whole 2 miles Drace has travelled): Growl, grr grrrr gro gro grrr grrr grrrrowl.
Drace: I prefer english, dutch, spanish, german and french please.
Mr. Wolf: *shows teeth* GGGGGRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Drace: *Scared look* Ok! Wolfish is fine by me.
Mr. Wolf: *shows teeth* GGGGGRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Drace: I mean, grrrrooow grrrrr groooo grrrrr me.
Mr. Wolf: Grrrrr Ok.
Post by: Xen on February 22, 2005, 06:13:42 PM
Xen: I hath returned!!!!
*silence*
Xen: Err....I...hath..returned!!!
*silence*
Xen: I'm back goddamnit!!
*silence*
Xen: Hmpf. *sits in corner* I hate you all.
Post by: Drace on February 22, 2005, 08:13:52 PM
Razor: Ummmm.... Xen, why did you crush the Drace cardboard that was meant to replace him till he came back from the 100 miles further I dumped him.
Post by: Darkfox on February 22, 2005, 09:42:57 PM
*long silence*
Announcer: Eh...? Aw nutbunnies!
*everbody is watching TV*
Post by: Xen on February 23, 2005, 10:08:21 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Drace
(Xen, read recent posts before posting)
Razor: Ummmm.... Xen, why did you crush the Drace cardboard that was meant to replace him till he came back from the 100 miles further I dumped him.
(Ooops. My bad, couldn' be bothered to read other posts)
Xen: Damn Drace-cardboard-thing-that-was-meant-to-replace-him-untill-he-came-back-from-100-miles-away-thing. Damn him. *eats cardboard replica of Drace* Mmm...carboard replica of Drace...*drools*
Razor: At least we're Drace-free for a long time!
Xen: Yeah, but without Drace here, I cannot harm him in several different ways, which would result in me getting bored and harming someone else.
Razor: So?
Xen: I could even destroy the pub. Again.
Razor: I think we should make more Drace replicas everyone.
Xen: Okay, in the meantime... *whips out a game of 'Hungry Hungry Dragons*
Razor: *looks at game* Xen, you've just taped pictures of your face over the Hippo's faces.
Xen: Your point being?
Razor: You're an id-
Xen: No time to talk. *starts playing game*
Post by: Darkfox on February 23, 2005, 04:37:01 PM
Post by: Xen on February 23, 2005, 05:15:33 PM
Razor: Hey, Xen. There's a large gang of Dragons here who want to speak with you. They said to meet 'em outside.
Xen: It had better not be those guys who stole the T.V from my cave, 'cause they'll pay!
*Xen leaves*
Xen *from outside*: Yes? What can I do for you? Why are you getting angry? Something wrong? OWWW!!! You scratched my face!!! ARRGGHHH!!! STOP BITING ME!!! NOOO!!!! ARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!
*Everyone listens as they hear a great thud, and then the sound of a body being dragged away*
Razor: Great. Now what am I gonna do with all these Drace replicas?
1 hour later, Over to Drace
Drace: *looks up in the sky upon hearing the sounds of flapping wings* Hey! Some dragons! They should help give me a lift back to the pub! *waves* Down here!!!
*Drace stares up at the dragons but they stop in the air directy above him*
Drace: Down here!!! C'mon!!! I need help!!!
*The dragons drop a huge object, which they were carrying which comes hurtling down to Drace*
Drace: Uh oh.
*Drace is crushed by the object, which happens to be Xen*
Xen's ghost: Yay! I crushed him! I crushed him!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 23, 2005, 05:59:02 PM
Razor: *Slashes MT11 in three* Problem solved!
*Much later Drace gets up from being squashed*
Drace: Phew! Alive again. *Dies*
Xen (Alive again): Oops, was that me?
Post by: Darkfox on February 23, 2005, 06:27:44 PM
Random Guy: Now can we have free beer?
Razor: No.
*Everybody that drinks goes "BOO!"*
Razor: Aghh! GHOSTS! *runs*
Post by: Drace on February 23, 2005, 07:16:15 PM
Drace: Hehe, I think they fell over yonder. *points in a random direction*
Xen: Thanks! *Goes there*
Drace: Hehe *quickly grabs a flying machine build with Xen his wings* So long sucker! *Flies off but as Drace never took flying lessons.... well gues*
Post by: Darkfox on February 23, 2005, 07:18:12 PM
Xen: Meep meep! *dashes off*
Post by: Xen on February 23, 2005, 08:00:02 PM
Xen: Oh yeah. Wait! You caught up with me pretty fast!
Drace: I was walking.
Xen: Look, I'm not the best runner in the world, okay? Now where are my wings?
Drace: Over yonder. *points at wrekage of flying machine*
Xen: *retrieves wings* Yay! Now I can fly again!!
Drace: Don't they need to be attached to you first?
Xen: *pauses* Good point. But I can solve that.
Minutes later...
Drace: Xen. For the last time. Superglue will not work.
Xen: I'm the professional here. Be quiet.
Drace: Even so, you're trying to glue them to your head. Even though they're meant to go on your back!
Xen: Who's the professional? Me!
Drace: Uughhh....forget you... *starts walking in the direction of the pub*
Xen: Drace, the pub's that-away! *points in a random direction*
Drace: Oh yeah. *walks in the direction Xen pointed*
Xen: Fool...
Post by: Darkfox on February 23, 2005, 08:07:40 PM
Drace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Drace on February 24, 2005, 03:15:00 PM
*note: Drace is afraid of poodles
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 24, 2005, 04:28:34 PM
MT11's head: We're here to help!
*MT11's torso arrives*
MT11's torso: Hey hey! I've found him!
*MT11's rear arrives*
MT11's rear: Here he is!
Grandy: *Sweatdrop* So maybe putting him in three teams was a bad idea...
MT11's parts: I found him first! No, I found him! Shut up, it was me who found him! *Fight ensues, Drace cowers below tree while poodles close in*
Post by: Xen on February 24, 2005, 05:07:30 PM
Xen: Hmm....I'm lost...damn stupid wings... *notices the pink poodles* ARRGGHHH!!!! NOOOO!!!! PINK POODLES!!!! *climbs up the tree Drace is hiding beneath* They'll never get me up here.
Drace: Now why didn't I think of that? *climbs up the tree*
Xen: No! This is my tree! Get your own!! *pushes Drace off the tree*
Drace: *falling down to the pink poodles* ARRRGGGHHH!!!!
Post by: Red Giant on February 24, 2005, 05:41:14 PM
Post by: Grandy on February 24, 2005, 06:01:01 PM
Seph: .............................................................I'm alone :(
*Meanwhile, with team 2*
Zero *playing monopoly with Kratos and Darkfox*: YAY! Now I have more 30000 gil!
Kratos: Zero, thats the jail, you just wrote "Zero wins 30000" below it.
Zero: Details, details, plus, acordint to the rules, since you doubt me you must give me more than you have!
Kratos: What the ...? *Read the rules, its hand-write and with Zero's signature below* Everytime [STRIKE]Kratu[/STRIKE] Kratos doubt of Zero, he must give more than he [STRIKE]rav[/STRIKE] have".
Darkfox: ......... why I still here again?
Post by: Drace on February 24, 2005, 08:30:49 PM
Hmmm, there's a sign there.
CHARAS PUB
PAY OR LEAVE THIS PLACE
Yup I'm back.
*Enters pub*
Razor! Give me pint or 2.
Razor: Where are the others?
Drace: In *shivers* poodle land, the new theme park across the street.
Razor: I knew that that hellish place would cause problems.
Post by: Razor on February 24, 2005, 08:50:19 PM
Zero: GIVE ME YOUR MOONNNEEEYYY!!1
Seph: Ne'er!
*Monopoly fight breaks out*
Razor: That's it *lights monopoly on fire*
*slow motion 'nooooooooo's are heard*
Post by: Darkfox on February 24, 2005, 09:50:30 PM
Lord Morro: Greetings, for I am Lord Morro, I will be your execu... errr... entertainment for tonight's slaught... errr... show!
Post by: Grandy on February 24, 2005, 11:33:19 PM
Grandy: WOW! Really, you guys missed some stuff!
Razor: In Poodle Land?
Grandy: Yup, first we were afraid of the poodles, then we had an idea and run for Pink Bunnie Land, thinking the poodles would eta all the bunnies and leave us alone. Then, the bunnies start to EAT THE POODLES. And the signal "Pink Bunnie Land" fell, showing another signal "Warning: Governament Bunnies Mutated to Kirby-like Bunnies", and the bunnies start to eat Xen. And the bunnies absorved his power!
Razor: What power?
Grandy: EXACTLY! They just absorved the non-power of Xen, and became normal bunnies! But normal bunnies can't eat poodles, so the poodles came back from their stomach and ate all the bunnies, but those were Quina-like mutated poodles, so they absorves the non-power from the normal bunnies, and became nowmal poodles, and normal poodles can't eat bunnies alive, so the bunnies came back to live, normal, and normal poodles, and then Xen came back to live, and the poodle and bunnies became friends and start to try to EAT us in smal bites, then Drace call the manager, and the manager had an idea... and the karaoke started...
*meanwhile, at the pink bunnie land*
Drace and Xen singing: ....Come together yeah Come together yeah.... (Beatles)
Karaoke voice: And the winner is... Bunnie #3 and Poodle #45
Drace: DAMN IT!
Post by: Darkfox on February 25, 2005, 01:06:31 AM
Post by: Snake Eater on February 25, 2005, 01:18:34 AM
Post by: Drace on February 25, 2005, 06:56:13 AM
Snake Eater: Ok *pays*
*Everyone come back in the pub*
Random conversation heard:
Wow poodle land was cool.
We need to go again.
We got beaten by a bunny and a poodle.
We won the kareoke! Wait we're wrong. This is a pub, which serves, BAKED BUNNIES AND POODLES!!!
Aaaaaahhhhhh.
Razor: Who screamed.
Grandy: Me, the poodles are attacing, the poodles are attacking!
Post by: Darkfox on February 25, 2005, 07:34:53 AM
Post by: Razor on February 25, 2005, 09:51:20 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 25, 2005, 04:00:21 PM
Post by: Darkfox on February 25, 2005, 06:23:58 PM
Shao Kahn: FATALITY!
Lord Morro: Wasn't that devious?
Razor: I shot you!
Lord Morro: You missed me... you hit Red.
Red: You know how hard it is to patch this skull?! *turns red and chases after Razor*
Lord Morro: He's a Red Skelton alright (Reference to a 1960s or 1970s show).
MT11's head: ...ow
Post by: Xen on February 28, 2005, 04:35:26 PM
Xen: Hey every....wait a minute... *notices all the Drace replicas laid out all around the pub* Drace...
Agent Smith Fight Scene song from 'the Matrix' plays
Xen: *starts flying toward a Drace replica* DIIIIIII-
Razor: *cuts out music* Xen. You could just smash 'em, instead of stealing something already done in a movie.
Xen: You're right...
*Xen goes and sits in a corner and starts sulking*
Xen: *mumbling* Stupid razor with his stupid Drace replicas stopping me from copying the stupid scene from 'The Matrix' with all the stupid Agent Smiths and stupid Neo fighting them all...
Hours later...
Xen: ...and my stupid hometown with all the stupid dragons and my stupid house where I'm meant to be eating my stupid lunch. *turns to see everyone in the pub staring at him with blank looks*
Razor: How many times did he say stupid?
Drace: Hmm...lets see...4912 times.
Lord Morro: HA! Told you he'd say stupid 4912 times! *walks away while carrying 2 big bags of betting money* Now your money, is MY money!!!
Razor: *shoots Lord Morro with a shotgun and takes the bags of money* Wrong. It's my money.
Lord Morro: *Gets up* HA!
Razor: But I shot you! Again.
Lord Morro: You hit Red. Again.
Red: Now I've gotta patch up 2 holes in my skull!!! Damn y- *looks at Xen's flashing avatar* AGGHHH!!! I'm blinded! BLINDED!!! *runs out pub screaming*
Xen: Poor Red.... he only wanted some chicken...I...think...
Razor: Okaaaaaay...
The Morale of this post
Razor gets everyone's money
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 28, 2005, 05:30:23 PM
*Takes money*
Drace: *Wearing false moustache* Money inspector here!
MT11: Huh?
Drace: We're doing a survey on money and we need to borrow yours.
MT11: Erm.. Okay. *Gives money*
Drace: *Starts running off*
MT11: When will you be back?
Drace: Oh, some time.
Post by: Xen on February 28, 2005, 05:33:02 PM
Xen: Ahhh... *pats stomach* Money in the bank...
Post by: Darkfox on February 28, 2005, 06:29:06 PM
*Xen eats the leprecaun*
Leprecaun: *inside Xen* Augh! You ate me me!!
Post by: Xen on February 28, 2005, 06:55:51 PM
Post by: Razor on February 28, 2005, 09:38:08 PM
Xen: But I-hrgraffffghh!! *is forced to eat his own head by Razor*
Razor: See?
Xen: *implodes*
Everyone:....
Drace: Well we won't be seeing him again.
Razor: Gimme that money.
Drace: Aww.
Red: Hooray! The blinding has stopped!
Post by: WarxePB on February 28, 2005, 10:58:36 PM
-Seph: MONOPOLY! I WIN!
-Drake: Since when do you say "Monopoly" when you win?
-Seph: I can, because I'm the coolest villian ever.
-Odin: And I can think of about 50 other vililans who would disprove that...
-Seph: Quiet! Does any other villian have their own orchestra?
*A bunch of FF7 guys with instruments come in and start playing One-winged Angel*
-Xios: I do.
*A bunch of skeletons and undead with instruments come in and start playing badly*
Xios: ...I KNEW I should've hired those Girl Scouts! Oh well, at least they were tasty...
-All: ...
-Xios: ...*blushes and walks out*
-Warxe: Well, what should we play next?
-Cloak: Strip poker. *stares at Samus*
-Samus: You wish. *attempts to blow Cloak's head off*
-Cloak: Sorry, can't kill me like that.
-*drunk* Zero: I WANNA PLAY!
-Warxe: We're not playing anything.
-Zero: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER? *kills Warxe*
-Drake: He didn't- *silenced by Zero*
-Odin: How about we play Blackjack? I'm a wicked dealer. *does a bunch of fancy card tricks*
-Cloak: Strip blackjack?
-Shado: You are a pervert, aren't you?
-Cloak: No. I just like seeing chicks naked.
-Samus: -_-
Post by: Darkfox on March 01, 2005, 12:46:25 AM
Lightwolf: You don't wear clothes...
Psychosis: Oh yeah, now it makes sense!
Post by: Razor on March 01, 2005, 06:37:16 AM
Psychosis: Me!
Razor: Aww. I was hoping it was someone else. *looks at Samus*
Warxe: Your ears pricked up at "You don't wear clothes"
Razor: No they don't.
Warxe: *underbreath* youdon'twearclothes.*/underbreath*
Razor: Wazzat?
Warxe: See?
Razor: Natural response. Now shut up, and play the damn card game. I'll watch. And, uhh, pour drinks! Yeah! *grabs glass and pours beer all over his hand as he stare as Samus*
Red: Hey Razor, you're pouring beer on your hand.
Razor: Shh. If I don't react, she won't notice. I'm being smooth.
Red: Reeeaaaal smooth.
Razor: Shut up.
Red: *grumbling*Stupid Razor tells me to shut up thinks he's so good trying to win over stupid Samus by pouring stupid alchocolic beverages on his stupid arm... hey! *lights Razor's arm on fire*
Razor: *no reaction*
Red: Uh, Razor?
Razor: Shh. If I don't react, she won't notice. I'm being smooth.
Post by: Drace on March 01, 2005, 08:56:20 AM
Razor: Shh. If I don't react, she won't notice. I'm being smooth.
Wait a sec. Where did she go?
Post by: SleepAid on March 01, 2005, 09:12:21 AM
Post by: Grandy on March 01, 2005, 10:03:47 AM
Shinotebasiiackh: ... _sweat_
Grandy: THE TERRORISTS!!!!! *shoots with a MP5 that dont exist in Razor* Go!Go!Go! Afirmatime. Storm in the front. Headshot!
Razor: ... _sweat_
Grandy: Need backup! Needing assistance! I'll defuse the bomb *jump in a table, and try to defuse a glass of wine*
Grandy: Cover me! *little words pop up in hise head* --You're trying to defuse the bomb WITHOUT a defusion kit--
Razor: Okay, thats it! GET OUT OF MY TABLE!
Grandy: Taking fire, need assistance! Oh no! *Grandy hides below a chair*
Grandy: Get out of there, its gonna BLOW!
Razor: Grandy, I know you like CS, but this is a little too mu- *the glass of wine explodes*
Narrator: Terrorists win!
Post by: Razor on March 01, 2005, 11:11:26 AM
Narrator: Yes! Hahahaha!
Narrator: It appears I have learnt Warxe's revival trick!
Warxe: It appears he has learnt my revival trick.
Warxe: Hey, I just said that.
Narrator: Not anymore, I changed the order around.
Warxe: Dastard!
Dick Dastardly: Muttley!
Muttley: *Snickers*
Snickers: I rival Mars!
Mars: I'm a planet! Hoorah!
Seph: *uses Super Nova*
Mars: *destroyed*
Odin: You just doomed us all you know.
Seph: Strange, I never thought of that before.
Narrator: And then they survived amazingly.
Seph: I'll buy that.
Narrator: $600.
Seph: Dastard!
Dick Dastardly: -
Everyone else: Shut up!
DD: :(
Warxe: So why are you here?
Narrator: To have sex with Samus! *does so*
Samus: That was great!
Samus: I never said that! That never happened! *kills Narrator*
Crowd: *cheers*
Cast of Cheers: *happy*
Razor: You gonna buy something or get out.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 01, 2005, 06:54:11 PM
Post by: Darkfox on March 01, 2005, 08:38:50 PM
???: One day Alice, bam, zoom! Straight to the moon! *notices MT11* like that thing!
Psycosa: *points to Razor, a look on her face of eerie intent*
Samus: Well, I got space pirates to attend to, cya later losers! *gets up, walks out into her ship and flies away*
Post by: Razor on March 01, 2005, 09:37:14 PM
Fry: That wasn't an astronoaut! That was just a fat comedian! And he was just using space as a metaphor for beating his wife!
Razor: *notices Psycosa* Aww, what did I do?
Post by: Darkfox on March 01, 2005, 09:53:38 PM
Post by: SleepAid on March 01, 2005, 10:03:12 PM
Post by: Red Giant on March 01, 2005, 10:19:35 PM
Red: Sorry. I went and rolled around in some toxic waste to get super powers, then I found out it was regular waste. Also, a coin got in my brain.
Razor: It's unbearable!
Red: Here, you can take this to cover your face. *Hands over a surgeons mask*
Razor: Err... thanks *Puts it on* You know I-
Red: AAAH! A NINJA!!
Razor: No, Red, you just gave me this. Don't you remem-
Red: DIE NINJA!
Post by: Darkfox on March 01, 2005, 10:25:52 PM
Razor: I'm not a ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Kijuki: I have returned honor to thi...
Razor: I'm not done! ...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *pow*
Kijuki: Done now?
Razor: Yes.
Kijuki: Ok XD, I have returned honor to this Pub!
Psychosa: Since WHEN was this place honorable?
Kijuki: XD good question!
Post by: Red Giant on March 01, 2005, 10:39:28 PM
Samus: Eerrr, well, you know, for protection.
Red: But you're in breathable air. And there are no aliens around. Why not just-
Samus: NO! Not to take suit off! Germs! Germs everything! Dirty, nasty germs! They are my most deadly foes!! Germs.... everywhere.... *Crumples into a shuddering heap on the ground.
*Quietly*Germs.... germs...
Post by: Razor on March 02, 2005, 06:32:53 AM
Male crowd: Woo!
Razor: But then, "Psychosis is naked"
Male crowd: Meh.
Some guy: Who?
Razor: Y'see, you're nakedness is not important. It's like a cat, or Ambrosa.
Pub: *silence*
Razor: Uh oh. She isn't behind me, is she? *feels backwards*
Ambrosa: No, I'm infront of you.
Razor: *high pitched scream* *cowers*
Post by: Darkfox on March 02, 2005, 06:47:30 AM
Psychosa: Pick a body part Ambrosia...
Ambrosia: I'll take the tail...
Psychosa: Head is mine...
Psychosis: What's the point in tearing him apart, he likes a woman whom is germaphobic, has metroid juice in her and is old enough to be his grandma, do the math.
Psychosa: *points at Razor and laughs* Your so right!
Ambrosia: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Samus: Loser. Hey wait a minute! HMPH! *takes off in her spaceship*
Post by: Razor on March 02, 2005, 06:57:01 AM
Random N00B 22: And she's only around 45 something, if you don't include the fact she doesn't age!
Jesus: Yeah, that's the thing with us cartoon characters.
*everyone looks with a ?*
Jesus: I have to go now. My home planet needs me. *fades*
Razor: So I missed one i? Whoopedy Batman.
Cake: w00t!
Post by: Darkfox on March 02, 2005, 07:04:08 AM
Ambrosia: I turn into a priestess under the silver moon. Not that it matters though, *swishes blue hair*
Sai'Kar: BLUE HAIR RULES!
Warxe: Darn right!
Post by: Drace on March 02, 2005, 08:24:42 AM
Sai'Kar: I thought you guys here wanted beautifull women.
Post by: Razor on March 02, 2005, 11:05:53 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 02, 2005, 02:54:24 PM
Razor: Will you shut up?
MT11: No.
Shinotebasiiackh: How many times has he been hit to the moon again?
Razor: Alot. If we manage to hit him to the moon we usually get about 5 minutes of peace before he's back. It's worth it.
Post by: Darkfox on March 02, 2005, 04:56:11 PM
Quote
Poster's note: Now I'm scared.
Poster's note: Agreed.
Darkfox: Your not a girl!
Sai'Kar: I'm not the Sai'Kar Sai'Kar but the other Sai'Kar...
Darkfox: That made no sense...
Post by: Red Giant on March 02, 2005, 07:53:33 PM
Red: Hahaha! Now I'll be a part of charas pub history forever!
Razor: Red, you carved "John Travolta".
Red: Silence biggles! Or it's the comfy chair for you!
Razor: *Zoom in face horror thing* DUN DUN DUUUN! Not the comfy chai- Hey, that wasn't actually threatening.
Red: ... Ok, I was saving this for the postman or possibly a rambo-like vision of the future, but take my secret weapon! Brain coin!
Red: *Rips out the coin from his brain and throws it at Razor*
Razor: Wa- Wait, that was a piece of your brain!
Red: Oh. Sorry *Fishes around* Aha! *Throws*
Razor: Wrong again. Err... third time lucky, maybe? Red?
Red: *In a coma on the floor*
Post by: Darkfox on March 02, 2005, 08:03:29 PM
Darkfox: Wait! Since when did Red have a brain!? O_O It was hallow last time I checked.
Post by: Razor on March 02, 2005, 09:14:34 PM
Razor: O_O WHAT THE FREAKIN FUG?!?!!!!
Red: Freaking fug?
Razor: I'm trying to keep it PG here.
Red: Bah. How the mighty have fallen... not that you were ever mighty.
Razor: Shouldn't you be comatose?
Red: Oh shiz yeah! *comatoses*
Post by: Xen on March 02, 2005, 09:38:52 PM
Razor: What's wierd is that you're back here again. After the eating of your head, and the imploding and stuff.
Xen: *notices pieces of Red's brain on the ground* Ooh! Brains! I shall add these pieces to my collection!
Razor: Brain collection?
Xen: Let's just assume I have one. *notices Red's brain sticking out his head* Ooh! More brains! *starts looking through Red's brain for items stuck in it*
Razor: Err....Xen?
Xen: Can't talk! Hey! A peanut! *eats peanut*
Post by: Darkfox on March 02, 2005, 10:20:39 PM
Lightwolf: You don't have any sleeves.
Psychosis: ... _sweat_ ok... *pulls a yellow Lambragini out of Red's brain* presto!
Post by: SleepAid on March 03, 2005, 07:46:29 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 03, 2005, 04:29:46 PM
Razor: *Hits MT11 over head with hammer* Hard enough?
*MT11 collapses next to red*
Drace: I see evil prank opertunity! *Takes photo of Red and MT11, names it friends collapse after night of passion.
Drace: Heh heh heh... Now to scan this baby and send it to EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!
Post by: Razor on March 03, 2005, 09:00:58 PM
Drace: Aww.
Post by: Darkfox on March 03, 2005, 09:09:38 PM
Drace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *explodes*
Post by: Razor on March 03, 2005, 09:27:09 PM
Well, we have.
Post by: SleepAid on March 03, 2005, 09:27:20 PM
Post by: Darkfox on March 03, 2005, 09:30:06 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 04, 2005, 04:12:43 PM
Post by: Darkfox on March 04, 2005, 05:29:58 PM
Drew Carey: NOOO! THE DARKNESS!!!
Post by: Red Giant on March 04, 2005, 05:41:40 PM
Red: Hey, who took the stringy bit? I need that part to feel interest!
Xen: Hahaha, I have hidden that part somewhere in this room. In order to find it, you will need to go throu-
Red: Whatever.
Post by: Darkfox on March 04, 2005, 06:18:18 PM
*Drace gets sick and runs off*
Darkfox: How could sombody mistake a piece of brain to be Taffy?
Razor: *picks up a piece of brain* Hmmm... chewing gum...
Darkfox: -_-' Forget I asked... *magically heals Red Giant's brain*
Post by: Xen on March 04, 2005, 07:34:10 PM
*Xen's stomach begins rumbling*
Xen: *to stomach* Quiet you. Screw this, I'm going hunting for food.
*Xen leaves*
Xen: *from outside* That looks like a tasty sheep. OWW!!! Stupid tree!! It's strange how I always get trees and sheep mixed up....and why I keep talking to myself...
Post by: Darkfox on March 04, 2005, 07:37:03 PM
Post by: Razor on March 04, 2005, 10:24:29 PM
Warxe: You know that's a piece of Red's brain don't you?
Razor: ...
Warxe: ...
Razor: Mmm, brain *chew*
Warxe: *crash*
Post by: Grandy on March 04, 2005, 10:51:19 PM
Red: Ahn?
Warxe: *Eats a piece of brain* Hey! I know how to spell! GROAN - G - R - AdamnI'mwrong! *scene is edited so it looks like he spelt right*
Red: Uh?
Music: Eat Red Giant's brain, or you'll never see the days light again! (this food is know to cause *cough*dead*cough* and SMARTNESS!)
Darkfox: Since when Grandy has a business?
Grandy: Since I won three business districts at Monopoly
(Zero: You CHEATER!)
Darkfox: And why Warxe help you?
Grandy: He don't
Warxe: Lets try again MONOPOLY - N - damn!
Post by: Darkfox on March 04, 2005, 11:00:49 PM
Post by: Tomi on March 05, 2005, 03:44:13 AM
Razor: Hey! Feet off the counters!
Post by: Darkfox on March 05, 2005, 04:07:31 AM
GODZILLA
VS
LIGHTWOLF
FIGHT!!
*Godzilla uses atomic breath but Lightwolf cancels it with Shadow Tsunami then sends Godzilla airbourne with Dark MegaBlast*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 05, 2005, 09:12:56 AM
Post by: SleepAid on March 05, 2005, 10:17:32 AM
Post by: Drace on March 05, 2005, 01:50:37 PM
Razor: You do it.
Drace: No!
Razor: Well, i tried. I'll just use my secret toilet hidden behind the real toilet.
Post by: Darkfox on March 05, 2005, 08:57:30 PM
Post by: Drace on March 05, 2005, 10:39:44 PM
Post by: Darkfox on March 05, 2005, 11:01:33 PM
Post by: Red Giant on March 05, 2005, 11:47:12 PM
Ahh, that was good!
Razor: ... *Lights a match*
Post by: Drace on March 06, 2005, 11:08:47 AM
*Censored*
*Red Screams*
Post by: Dragonium on March 06, 2005, 11:59:21 AM
*Sees all the carnage and leans on the wall, doesn't notice the sign that says "Pointless superglue-on-wall-spot, don't touch!"*
Dragonium: Hmm... Well, this is weird... Hey, lighter fluid!
*Tries to walk away, hand is stuck to wall*
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 06, 2005, 12:29:56 PM
Red: Ahhhrgh! Burning! *Falls on top of MT11, knocking him out*
Post by: Dragonium on March 06, 2005, 01:44:04 PM
Dragonium: *Flicking through pages* Hmmm... No... No... Ah, here's one.
*Puts his feet on the wall and pushes, soon coming flying off backwards. Lands on MT and Red in a big heap*
Red: Aaaaargh!
Dragonium: Don't worry, I'm wearing flaming armour!
Red: Oh, right, that's... Uh-oh...
*All three of them begin to burn*
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Drace on March 06, 2005, 05:17:33 PM
Razor: Take that red!
Red: Your on fire.
Razor: *looks* Yes, so are you.
Red: *looks* Yes, give me a sec. *screams*
Post by: Xen on March 06, 2005, 05:57:58 PM
Random people: ARRGGHHH!!! IT BUUUUURRRNS!!!!!
Xen: Ahh, quit your whining! You don't see me complaining about being on fire. *breaths fire on burning people*
Red: Xen, you could at least stop the burning!
Xen: *ponders* Naah. *Sits and watches everyone burn*
Post by: Tomi on March 06, 2005, 06:35:09 PM
Tomi:*punt*
n00b in fire: ITZ BUNRNS!!11!
Post by: Darkfox on March 06, 2005, 06:55:29 PM
Post by: Dragonium on March 06, 2005, 08:40:07 PM
Xen: What the...?!
Dragonium: *Pulls .44 Magnum out from under armour* Don't make me shoot you!
MT11: *Wakes up and sees Dragonium standing over him with gun* Aagh! What the hell are you doing?!?!
Dragonium: Chill, I'm just gonna shoot Xen.
MT11: Are you insane?!?!?!
Dragonium: Probably, yes... Calm down, shooting makes it all better...
Xen: Oh my god!
*Dragonium pulls trigger, magazine falls out of bottom of gun and hits MT on the head, knocking him out*
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Drace on March 06, 2005, 08:46:39 PM
MT11: *Wakes up* Ugh, stop hitting me!
Drace: Feel my drunk punch *tries to punch Dragonium but because it's then drunk punch he hits MT11*
MT11: Hé, I'm not knocked out.
Drace: *grabs chair and smashes it on MT11*
MT11: Nope.
Razor: Ah well. *drops burned up match on MT11's head and knocking him out*
Drace: But...
Post by: Dragonium on March 06, 2005, 08:58:37 PM
Dragonium: Oh my god, he's dead! What was with that match?!
Drace: ...
Dragonium: I know... Phoenix Down!
*Throws feathers at MT11, doing nothing*
Dragonium: What the... Hey, these are duck feathers! Oh, well... Eider Down!
*Throws feather at MT11*
MT11: Groan... Hey, I'm alive!
Dragonium: You sure? Better have another one, just in case.
*Throws another feather, which hits MT11 on the head, knocking him out*
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Drace on March 06, 2005, 09:10:50 PM
Damn!
Eider Down! *Failes*
Damn!
Drace: You know, my last name is Phoenix.
Dragonium: Drace Phoenix down.
MT11: *wakes up* I'm still alive! *Drace gets thrown on his head, knoking him out and Drace out*
Post by: Razor on March 06, 2005, 09:34:18 PM
Red: you're on fire.
Razor: So are you! You're retarded, *points at the other guys* and so is Drace, MT11, Drago- HEY WTF?! What happen my hand!?
Red: It got cut off when you were acting smoooooooth. Remember?
Razor: No? *in background, waitress slips up on a long stream of blood*
Razor: Get lost! I'm not paying you!
Waitress: *with chewing gum* Bitch! *leaves*
Razor: *suddenly pale* Now tof ix.. to fix my hhhan- *thud*
Post by: Darkfox on March 06, 2005, 09:51:05 PM
Psychosis: We can rebuild him, we have the technology! Though I do not have any money so this cork opener will have to do... *replaces Razor's hand with a cork opener* there!
Post by: Dragonium on March 07, 2005, 03:59:22 PM
*Pulls a big spikey metal gauntlet out of his rucksack*
Razor: Cool. But not as good as mine.
Dragonium: No? *Puts it on, and suddenly grabs Razor by the throat*
Razor: *Gasp* Wha... The hell... Urgg...
Dragonium: Sorry, it's not my fault. *Sees note stuck to the side of big gauntlet* "Do not put on, this thing has mind of its own".
Razor: Urgghhh... *Goes limp*
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 07, 2005, 04:49:11 PM
Drace: Thankyou.
Post by: Dragonium on March 07, 2005, 05:00:42 PM
*Climbs out of MT11's mouth*
MT11: Hey, get back in there, you can't do that!
Dragonium: I can, and I will. Now, dig this - ICE BLAST!!
*Big icicles fly around the room hitting everyone*
MT11: Hey, wait a sec. You wear flaming armour. You have a flaming sword. You live in a volcano. Why do you have a spell called Ice Blast?
Dragonium: ...
MT11: ...
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Darkfox on March 07, 2005, 06:01:13 PM
Post by: Drace on March 07, 2005, 06:50:41 PM
Post by: Dragonium on March 07, 2005, 07:13:27 PM
Psychosis: ... *Evil grin*
Dragonium: ... Erm...
Psychosis: Umm...
Dragonium: Hey, make it so he has to say "Yar", every few seconds!
Psychosis: No, no, let's not be silly about this... He is going to say "Eehoo".
Dragonium: Yar!
Psychosis: Eehoo!
Dragonium: Yar!
Psychosis: Eehoo!
Drace: *Gets prank idea, and video camera* "Two morons try LSD and speak odd new language..."
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Darkfox on March 07, 2005, 07:18:32 PM
Drace: Hey isn't that my... *goes comatose*
Psychosis: Now, who'll dial 911? Oh yeah... *removes gameshark and turns off Drace's god mode* you'll have to be hospitalized like the rest of us god moder.
Post by: Dragonium on March 07, 2005, 09:06:51 PM
Psychosis: Careful with that! Hey, watch it! If we can't put it back in we can at least sell it as spares and get some loose change!
Dragonium: Sorry. I'll go fetch it.
*Five minutes later*
Dragonium: Found it. *Holds up small round thing covered in fluff*
Psychosis: What the... Hey, that's not his brain. That's a... Hey, you found my Gobstopper! I looked all over for that!
*Puts it in his mouth*
Dragonium: *Notices that Psychosis has gone pale* What is it?
Psychosis: *Takes it out* No, it really is his brain.
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Darkfox on March 07, 2005, 10:22:47 PM
Darkfox: How can white fur turn pale?
Post by: Red Giant on March 07, 2005, 10:38:19 PM
Dr. Hobo: Is suavier even a word?
Dr. Red: We can make it one. We have the technology.
Post by: Darkfox on March 07, 2005, 10:40:01 PM
Lightwolf: Do you have any idea how much a belltower would cost!?
Darkfox: Hmmmm... never said it had to be big. Got the shrink ray?
Post by: Razor on March 08, 2005, 05:58:45 AM
Red: Hey, you're didn't just walk in, you're over there *points*
Razor: *over there* Shut up! Just because you still have your hand! Now, where did I leave that damned thing? Oh to Hell with it *lops off Drace's hand*
Darkfox: That's the wrong hand.
Razor: Fine. *cuts off Drace's other hand and stitches it on his nub* There we go!
Dragonium: Yar!
Razor: You! Read the posts carefully!
Post by: Dragonium on March 08, 2005, 03:50:30 PM
*Picks up Drace's brain off the floor*
Dragonium: Y'know Darkfox, you don't really need your brain to live, do you?
Darkfox: Not as far as I know.
Dragonium: Hmmm...
Darkfox: What?
Dragonium: Y'know Darkfox, it's just a coincidence, but Drace's brain looks, feels and weighs the same as a table-tennis ball.
Darkfox: Yes... Coincidence...
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 08, 2005, 04:08:11 PM
Dr Red: What happens now?
Dr Hobo: We put it back together like a jigsaw. Then hope everything somehow fixes itself.
Dr Red: Sounds good. If it goes wrong we can always fake his suicide. We have the technology.
Dragonium: Yar!
*Large weight falls on Dragonium*
Ultros*From rafters*: Fwee hee hee hee hee!
Everyone: Yay!
Post by: Dragonium on March 08, 2005, 04:39:04 PM
*Respawns next to Engelbert Humperdinck*
EH: [Please, release me, let me go...]
Dragonium: Hey, ain't you that geezer with the dodgy name?
EH: [... 'Cos I can't love you, any more...]
Dragonium: You gonna answer the question?
EH: [... Please, release me, let me go...]
Dragonium: Shut up, dammit! *Gets Magnum .44*
*Bang*
*Screams*
Crowd: Security!
*Guards throw him in a big volcano*
Dragonium: I live in a volcano! This is not a problem!
*Volcano turns into a pit full of giant clones of Barney the purple dinosaur*
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 08, 2005, 04:52:46 PM
MT11: Since Dragonium started posting, I guess.
Razor: Oh well, let's watch him drown in a sea of Barneys.
Post by: Grandy on March 08, 2005, 05:06:04 PM
Draconium: STAY BACK! DONT TOUCH ME!!
Barneys: HUG! *The Barneys jump in Draconium, and hit the head in the wall* NOT FUN! PAIN IS NOT FUN! *Dies*
Draconium: I'm FREE!
*The Barneys start to walk, as zombies*
Zombie Barneys: HuuuuUUUUuuuUUUUuuug......... LooOOOOoooOOOOOoveee.....
Draconium: Damn.
Post by: Red Giant on March 08, 2005, 05:06:41 PM
Look! Over there!
Everyone: ...
Razor: Red, we all know you're Dr. Red. I mean, you didn't even change your name, you just put Dr. in front of it. And furthermore, you don't actually change clothing when you do it, so...
Red: Oh, I'm sorry sir, *Muffled laugh* I have NO idea what you're talking about! Dr. Red's identity will always *Muffled snort* remain a mystery.
*Nudges Hobo next to him* Heheh, eh? Eh? Heheh.
Razor: Oh for pete's sake, just rescue the guy!
Red: What guy?
Razor: *Crash*
Red: Wow, that was characteristically comical.
Hobo: *Tounge stuck in vending machine slot*
Post by: Dragonium on March 08, 2005, 05:14:14 PM
Barneys: HuuuuuUUUUUUuuuuuug...
Dragonium: *Gets firesword* Get away from me! *Hack, chop, slash*
Barneys: WeeeEE LOOOooove yooooOOOU...
Dragonium: Aargh! Must... Think... Of something... Funny... To say... That will save me!
Barneys: HhhhhuuuuGGGG!
Dragonium: Look! Michael Jackson!
Barneys: Miiichael isssss OOOOUUR biiiiiiiiiGGEST FAAAAaaaannn... *Turn around and walk away*
Dragonium: Phew. *Walks up to Hobo* Got yer tongue stuck, eh? Here's what ya do, just kick the machine! *Kicks Hobo*
Hobo: Aaaaooow!
Dragonium: Sorry. I'll aim higher. *Kicks machine, it falls on top of Dragonium and Hobo*
Hobo: Ummmph!
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Red Giant on March 08, 2005, 06:19:51 PM
Hobo: Muuurghaa!
Red: What? You mean to say that hidden inside this vending machine is the key to the lost aztec's hidden temple and fortune, and that by ordering a coca cola, a sprite and a mountain water in that order, the top of it will open up presenting us with the key that will undoubtably make us the richest men in the world?
Hobo: Muth! Muth!
Red: Let me get this straight. There was Coca Cola in the vending machine and you never told me?!
Post by: Dragonium on March 08, 2005, 06:32:42 PM
*Respawns*
Choir: [Actuans interius, actuans interius, Sephiroth!]
Dragonium: Who?
Choir: [Sephiroth!]
Dragonium: Uh-oh, that's not a good thing, is it?
*Sephiroth walks in*
Seph: Let's take back the planet togeth -- hey, who the hell are you?
Dragonium: I'm Dragonium. Who's asking?
Seph: I am Sephiroth. And you are in the way. *Slash*
Dragonium: Ow. Hey, that's not very nice. *Slash*
Seph: Muahaha. I am Sephiroth. Your puny firesword cannot defeat me -- hey, my trousers are on fire!
*Runs about screaming and falls into Life Stream*
Seph: AAAAAAAAaaaaaaahh... *Splat*
Dragonium: *Sits on throne* Ha ha ha.
Seph: *From the very bottom of the Life Stream* Supernova!
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Drace on March 08, 2005, 06:47:25 PM
God: This is heaven!
Drace's ghost: So? What must I do now? Celebrate?
God: Don't you talk that way to me!
Drace's ghost: Well I'm sorry, I'll make it good. *Goes sitting on his knees and bends with his arms streched up and down*
Allah! Allah! Allah!
Happy now?
God: That's it! Burn in hell!
*Drace's ghost appears in hell*
Drace's ghost: Maybe a bad idea, but it was worth it.
*Meanwhile*
MT11: Ok, the jigsaw is done. *Puts Drace's brain back and revives Drace*
MT11: *snaps fingers* You alive?
Drace: UGH! No I missed Satan's birthday party! He was taking everyone to Disneyworld Hell version!
Post by: Grandy on March 08, 2005, 07:07:17 PM
Post by: Dragonium on March 08, 2005, 07:53:39 PM
Mysterious Voice: Muahahaha. You have entered the Dungeon of Trials. You may not leave until you defeat all the challengers!
Dragonium: Whoa, this place is too random. *Sigh* Fine, what's the first challenger?
Voice: I do not like your tone.
Dragonium: Razor? Red? Drace? Is that you?
Voice: Who are these people you speak of?! Do you mock me, sir?! Prepare to die! Release the shape-shifting android hippos!
Dragonium: What the hell?!
Voice: Fine. Release the invisible guinea pigs armed with machine guns!
Dragonium: *Sigh* This is weird.
Voice: Very well - release the minature psychopathic ninja manatees that can interface with electronic devices!
Dragonium: Shut up already!
Voice: Never, now, prepare to face the radioactive psychopathic chihuahuas powered by atomic energy!
*Several small glowing dogs run out of a hole in the wall*
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Darkfox on March 08, 2005, 07:59:33 PM
Voice: You shall never receive the Leprecaun!
Psychosis: Isn't that Necronomican?
Voice: *cries*
Psychosis: Baby...
Kijuki: INDEED!
Post by: Dragonium on March 08, 2005, 08:59:12 PM
Dragonium: This is dumb. *Hack, slash*
*Dogs regenerate themselves*
Dragonium: There's no end to these things! They're immortal!
*Fire Blast, kills them all and they all regenerate*
Dragonium: Aaaaaaargh! Kill them! Please!
Psychosis: No way. I'm gonna call MT and tell him you're about to be devoured by atomic puppies! *Takes out mobile and dials number*
Chihuahuas: Bzzzzt...!
*All die*
Psychosis: What the...?!
Dragonium: Radio signal. Hahaha.
Psychosis: Damn.
Dragonium: Hey, that's my line!
Voice: Quiet, both of you! Try this for size!
*Super-Ultra-Life-Stream-Power-Sephiroth-with-Fireproof-Trousers appears*
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Darkfox on March 08, 2005, 09:03:57 PM
Sephiroth: NO! My beautiful face! WAAAAHHHH! *runs away*
Post by: Razor on March 08, 2005, 09:24:10 PM
Red: Hey! I can do that too! Dollarsignhashcaratpercentage!
Red's mother: Red! Don't swear!
Red: Sorry mum... (or if you're American, mom!)
Razor: It's Estuans interius, ira vehementi, Estuans interius, ira vehementi, Sephiroth! Sephiroth!
Seph: Did someone summon me?
Razor: Go home!
Seph: I am home *points to sign on front door*
Sign: [GLOW]RAZOR'S[/GLOW] Charas Pub.
OWNED BY [GLOW]RAZOR[/GLOW]
RUN BY [GLOW]RAZOR[/GLOW]
Home of Sephiroth!
Razor: Hey! I don't remember authorising that sign!
Edit: Red's crazy. He made that quote up.
Yeah.
Post by: Darkfox on March 08, 2005, 09:26:24 PM
Post by: Razor on March 08, 2005, 09:48:45 PM
Commentator1: Fearsome words from Razor there, Bill, fearsome words.
Commentator2: Fearsome words indeed, Marty. What'll happen next?
Commentator1: I don't know Bill.
Commentator2: ...
Commentator1: ...?
Commentator2: You're dead air, Marty.
Post by: Darkfox on March 08, 2005, 11:00:45 PM
Lightwolf: *Hides behind Red Giant* That woman scares me...
Post by: Razor on March 09, 2005, 05:47:42 AM
Hwoman: Cease and desist!
Post by: Darkfox on March 09, 2005, 06:43:53 AM
Lightwolf: Try wearing a bikini then it could be more obvious. *Gets scorched by a stream of fire* Ow... *falls over*
Red: ... ... *is a charred skeleton* Darnit! Do you know how long it takes to bleach these bones!?
Post by: Dragonium on March 09, 2005, 04:01:09 PM
Red: Don't stare at me, do something!
Dragonium: *Picks him up, he crumbles into dust* Whoops...
Red's head: Damn you! Now I'll have to get the superglue.
Dragonium: No need. I have it right here. *Starts sticking the ash together*
Red: Erm... Yeah, that bit goes there. That bit... there, yeah. You're almost there... Hey, make me stand on my head!
Dragonium: ...
Red: Sorry, I said something stupid, didn't I?
Dragonium: Yup. I'm done! *Stands him up*
Red: Now, I'll just... Erm...
Dragonium: What?
Red: You forgot to glue on my head, you idiot!
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 09, 2005, 04:44:39 PM
Post by: Dragonium on March 09, 2005, 04:50:49 PM
MT11: No?
Dragonium: No.
MT11: Me neither.
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Drace on March 09, 2005, 05:38:15 PM
Drace: Who couldn't saw that coming?
Post by: Dragonium on March 09, 2005, 05:45:22 PM
Drace: Hey, I'm running out of ideas! What do you expect?
Dragonium: Hang on. You're alive. I guess the brain alteration worked.
Drace: Sey, ti did. Rotcod Der yllaer si a suineg, huh?
Dragonium: Oh no. His word-said-right-way-round system isn't working yet. We'll have to perform Dynamic Hydrocarbon Adhesion.
Drace: Tahw?
Dragonium: ... Although, Bacterium Encephalostablization might work... Or we could risk Consecutive Oxygen Transmutation... Nah, we're best going for Simplified Holotransmutation. It's the kindest thing to do.
Drace: Ym daeh sleef driew... Hguuu... *Falls over*
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Razor on March 09, 2005, 08:03:11 PM
Dragonium: Don't call me Mr D.
Razor: Mr Arse...
Dragonium: Mr D was better.
Razor: I disected the word holotransmutation, that would mean that you perform a transformation which caused Drace's hologram to become a mutant. Drace isn't a hologram.
Dragonium: Sure he is!
Drace: *fades out and into existance*
Razor: O.o
Post by: Darkfox on March 09, 2005, 08:10:30 PM
Post by: Dragonium on March 09, 2005, 08:24:17 PM
Razor: Umm... Hello... We're in the middle of an argument here, stoopid!
Dragonium: *Throws book away* Fine! I challenge you to a Weird Spell Fight!
Razor: Fine! *Japanese Manga Battle Music starts*
Dragonium: Laser Wheelie!
Razor: Whirlwind B-Movie Icicle!
Dragonium: Fiendish Broccoli Accelerated Surfboard!
Razor: Corrupting Pepper Shooting Home Economics Shield!
Dragonium: Mecha Stapler!
Razor: Ughh... Limit Break!!!
Dragonium: Uh-oh...
Razor: Killing Walkie-Talkie Piercing Cheese Jet!
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Red Giant on March 09, 2005, 08:34:54 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Red: Sorry mum... (or if you're American/English, mom!)
WRONG. That's WRONG. WRONG, little girl! In england it is also pronounced and spelt with a U so you're WRONG!
Post by: Dragonium on March 09, 2005, 08:39:39 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Red Giant
quote: Originally posted by Razor
Red: Sorry mum... (or if you're American/English, mom!)
WRONG. That's WRONG. WRONG, little girl! In england it is also pronounced and spelt with a U so you're WRONG!
Red is right. I'm English, so I know. I think.
And Red, your bold tags don't work. Maybe it's on purpose. I dunno.
Post by: Darkfox on March 09, 2005, 09:10:02 PM
Post by: Tomi on March 10, 2005, 12:51:04 AM
All: WTF!!!!!
Tomi: As.... in the type.....of flower. Its called a mum.
All: Ohhhh!!!
Razor: *jumps towards and eats all the flowers*
Post by: Darkfox on March 10, 2005, 12:53:27 AM
Post by: Razor on March 10, 2005, 02:43:15 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Red Giant
quote: Originally posted by Razor
Red: Sorry mum... (or if you're American/English, mom!)
WRONG. That's WRONG. WRONG, little girl! In england it is also pronounced and spelt with a U so you're WRONG!
That quote never happened. Your tags are screwing up.
You're crazy. I never said any of that. You too, [STRIKE]Hippie[/STRIKE] Dragonium. I never said that at all.
Post by: Darkfox on March 10, 2005, 03:01:39 AM
Post by: Razor on March 10, 2005, 06:42:02 AM
1) I did in fact eat the flowers, in which case I will throw up on you, captain point outty, or
2) No I didn't.
Let Mr Hubert J Darkfox answer this'n.
Post by: Darkfox on March 10, 2005, 06:45:57 AM
3) You did and I use Tomi as a shield and you puke on him.
Post by: Razor on March 10, 2005, 08:35:35 AM
Darkfox: Ok.
*bar collapses on Tomi*
Post by: Xen on March 10, 2005, 09:43:49 AM
Xen: I somehow feel like I've been here before...
Razor: You have.
Xen: Damn you! You're spoiling my confusion! Now I have to destory something!
Razor: *Points to pile of collapsed bar*
Xen: Damn you! Now I have to fix that! *fixes bar*
Razor: Eh, that works for me.
Tomi: Yay! I'm fr-
Xen: *collapses bar on Tomi* Yay! Mindless destruction! I feel beter n-
Razor: *Shoots Xen in the face with a shotgun*
Xen: *Dead*
Post by: Drace on March 10, 2005, 03:56:30 PM
Post by: Darkfox on March 10, 2005, 05:57:51 PM
Post by: Drace on March 10, 2005, 08:14:26 PM
Psychosis: No, you say "SANCTUARY!"
Drace: No, we say mam.
Psychosis: No, you say "SANCTUARY!"
Drace: No, we say mam.
Psychosis: No, you say "SANCTUARY!"
Drace: No, we say mam.
Psychosis: No, you say "SANCTUARY!"
Drace: No, we say mam.
Psychosis: No, you say "SANCTUARY!"
Drace: No, we say mam.
Psychosis: No, you say "SANCTUARY!"
Drace: No, we say mam.
Psychosis: No, you say "SANCTUARY!"
Drace: Let's stop.
Psychosis: Yeah ok.
Drace: But it's still mam.
Psychosis: SANCTUARY!!!
Post by: Razor on March 10, 2005, 10:01:03 PM
Psychosis: Don't tell me to be quiet *charges at cardhouse* *falls back on her **** Hey! What the?
Razor: I'm not good at cardhouses, so I cemented the cards together!
Cards: *fall over and crush Drace*
Post by: Tomi on March 10, 2005, 10:53:37 PM
Keg: *explode*
Xen: *wakes up* Whoa, that was cool!
Xen: *Picks up keg over his head, but when he was about to throw it, it collapes on top of him*
Razor: Oh yeah, thats the keg i put the rest of the cement in.
Xen: *dies, yet again*
Post by: Darkfox on March 10, 2005, 10:59:57 PM
Lightwolf: Maybe I can help, eheheh...
Psychosis: Nice try...
Lightwolf: Darn...
Darkfox: ... ... ... ... ... ... ow. Who let Donkey kong in here?!
Post by: Red Giant on March 11, 2005, 03:35:40 PM
Razor: ... Buh, but rocks don't have eyes...
Red: I saw that! I saw that! you blinked!
Rock: Shuttup.
Red: You blinked!!
Rock: SHUT UP.
Red: King of the jungle indeed!
Rock: ... What?!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 11, 2005, 05:20:45 PM
Red: This is MY fight.
MT11: *Picks up another rock and plays it like a guitar*
Razor: What the hell are you doing?
MT11: I'm in a rock band.
Post by: Darkfox on March 11, 2005, 05:25:15 PM
Lightwolf: *hit by Psychosis' tail and he falls over*
Psychosis: My tail is soft, is he that weak?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 11, 2005, 05:32:12 PM
Post by: Darkfox on March 11, 2005, 05:36:41 PM
Darkfox: Yup... he's down for the count...
Psychosis: Attractive and strong, I'm amazing ^_^
Post by: Drace on March 11, 2005, 07:59:00 PM
Post by: Dragonium on March 11, 2005, 08:32:39 PM
Psychosis: ...
Dragonium: I need some help. I have an idea! Estuans interius, ira vehementi, estuans interius, ira vehementi, Sephiroth!
*Poof of smoke, Sephiroth appears*
Seph: Now what?! Will you people stop summoning me?!
Dragonium: Need some help with a storyline, Seph.
Seph and Dragonium: Hmmmmm...
Dragonium: We could use a little more help. Filthos... Lusec... Wecos... Vinosec...
*Poof of smoke, Ultimecia appears*
Ultimecia: Finally, I'm free! No more time-compression-induced wrinkles for me! What's up Dragonium?
Dragonium: Need some help with a storyline.
Ultimecia: Ha! No chance! Come on Seph, let's party in our new-found freedom!
Seph: Sure! *Both walk out*
Dragonium: Hmmmmm...
Psychosis: Ermm... Dragonium... You are aware you just released Sephiroth and Ultimecia into the world of Charas, right?
Dragonium: O_o ...
Psychosis: O_o ...
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Xen on March 11, 2005, 11:03:50 PM
Dragonium: Show me.
Xen: Weeeell....I could...just...do....something...or...other....Ah, screw it, too complex for my feeble mind. *sits on chair, but breaks it, so stands instead*
Dragonium: What about Sephiroth and Ultimecia? Shouldn't someone stop 'em?
Xen: Meh.
Dragonium: But they-
Xen: M...E...H. Meh.
Post by: Darkfox on March 11, 2005, 11:08:56 PM
Post by: Dragonium on March 11, 2005, 11:13:46 PM
*Poof of smoke, Sephiroth and Ultimecia appear*
EH: Hey! Who are you?! And how did you find my incredibly secretly hidden private island in the middle of the Carribean?!
Seph: Quiet. *Supernova*
EH: Aaaaaagh! *Splat*
Seph: Ha ha ha ha! Got him!
Ultimecia: Tchh. I can do so much better than that. Yo, Griever, get over here! Got ya some food!
EH: Ugh... I think I'm alive...
Griever: Gurr.
EH: Uh-oh. Oh, no, no no no, noooooooooo!
[Censored because of sqeamish people]
*Rip, tear, shred*
[That's about as much as you're allowed to see]
Ultimecia: Ha! Better than you Seph!
Seph: Damn.
*Ring, ring*
Seph: *Picks up cellphone* Hello?
Dragonium: That's my line!
Seph: You again?! *Supernova down the phone line*
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Darkfox on March 11, 2005, 11:19:31 PM
Post by: Drace on March 11, 2005, 11:20:45 PM
Dragonium: Really?
Drace: Yes, look this is our best scene. *Drace grabs beer and drinks it, followed by Xen, Red Giant, Razor, MT11 and Tomi*
Dragonium: .........
Drace: ........
Dragonium: Well?
Drace: Well what?
Dragonium: Anything else gonna happen?
Drace: It's a pub! Geeze, our storyline is an interactive storyline. That means that one persons makes up a part, followed by the next, which is followed by the next etc etc blah blah blah.
Dragonium: But...
Drace: FACE!!!
Post by: Dragonium on March 11, 2005, 11:26:28 PM
[[Psychosis and Drace joined the party!]]
*Cheesy heroic music plays*
Dragonium: Let's go!
Psychosis: Actually, Dragonium --
Drace: -- We really don't want --
Psychosis: -- To go with you on this --
Drace: -- Quest type thing, because --
Psychosis: -- We think you're an idiot.
Dragonium: Okay...
[[Psychosis and Drace left the party!]]
*Cheesy sad music plays*
Drace: Stop doing that! *Slap*
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Drace on March 12, 2005, 12:40:19 AM
Drace: Oh yeah. *punches Dragonium*
Post by: Grandy on March 12, 2005, 12:58:15 AM
Drace: OR we could just use Grandy as human shield while we run away
Grandy: Yeah... that could be Plan C
Drace: Whats the Plan B?
Grandy: Its the plan that don't exist so we can't just go to plan C, because before C comes B.
Dragonium: Damn
Grandy: What?
Dragonium: Oh, nothing, I just like to say that.
Post by: Darkfox on March 12, 2005, 12:59:58 AM
Post by: Grandy on March 12, 2005, 01:25:20 AM
Psychosis: Uh... no?
Phone: Its alright, I dont know either!!!111!!11 hehehhe lol *click*
Psychosis: ......what the crap was that?
Post by: MSlash67 on March 12, 2005, 02:20:48 AM
Post by: Darkfox on March 12, 2005, 02:38:44 AM
Sephiroth: HELLO!? IF THIS IS THAT IDIO...
Psychosis: Hello Sepppphhhhyyy!
Sephiroth: Who are you and how did you get this...
Psychosis: Well... I was just wondering if you wanted a Nutty Buddy or a Snickers bar maybe...? What do ya say?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 12, 2005, 08:40:28 AM
Drace: What now?
MT11: Ultimecia's back... It brings back harsh memories...
*Flashback*
Barney: Hyuckhyuckhyuck! I'll kill you all!
Ultimecia: NEXT!
Xen: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! DId I get the part?
Ultimecia: Absolutely
Xen: Yesssssss!
Ultimecia: Not.
Xen: Noooooooo...
Ultimecia: NEXT!
MT11: I will kill you all! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ultimecia: Hmm.... I'll put you in the maybe pile...
Ultimecia: NEXT!
Griever: RAAAAAAAAAAAARGHR BLARGHGRARARARARARARA *Kills Barney*
Ultimecia: Perfect! You're my new evil monster!
MT11: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Flashback ends*
Drace: So let me get this straight... You auditioned for the job of 'Ultimecia's evil monster'?
MT11: Yes.
Drace: And Xen did too?
Xen: I don't remember... Must be all these GFs I'm using. What did I just say?
Post by: Dragonium on March 12, 2005, 09:02:53 AM
Dragonium: Alright soldiers! We have to retrieve Sephiroth and Ultimecia! Now, here's the plan! *Pulls a chalkboard out of Drace's mouth*
Drace: Wh... How did you --
Dragonium: Quiet soldier! Now then, Sephiroth and Ultimecia are currently located on this island! *Draws a squiggle* We have the means of transportation to get there! *Pulls out Dr. Red's brain surgery machine with a steering wheel stuck on it*
Drace: We're going on that?!
Dragonium: I said quiet! Now, we need a few backup plans to aid the mindless violence, so what are we gonna do? Raise your hands!
*No-one raises hands*
Dragonium: Okay. Let's try a different approach. You carry on the sentence. Should Sephiroth use Supernova...
Psychosis: ... We all equip our weapons and...
Drace: ... Play the piano!
Dragonium: Drace! Stop spoiling the game! Should Griever arrive on the scene...
Psychosis: ... We get some bait with which to distract him... *Prods Drace, wink wink*
Drace: ... And do the hokey-pokey!
Dragonium: Drace! Stop that!
Drace: Well, sorry, but this won't work. There's a reason thse guys are the ultimate bosses in FF7 and 8.
Dragonium: :S
Psychosis: O_o
Drace: :P
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Drace on March 12, 2005, 11:10:03 AM
Razor: In the back, never thought we would actu......
DRACE!!!! Wake up you idiot!
Post by: Dragonium on March 12, 2005, 01:52:17 PM
*Dragonium walks in*
Dragonium: What the hell?
Dragonium: Who are you?
Dragonium: I'm... Well... You...
Razor: Oh nuts. Now how do we know which one's the real one?
Psychosis: Only one way to find out, I guess.
*Gets phone, dials number*
Psychosis: Hey there Seph! Need a little help!
Seph: Why, you, I'll... Oh, it's you Psychosis. Coming.
*Poof of smoke, Sephiroth appears*
Seph: What's up?
Psychosis: Oh, nothing. It was just a trick to take away your freedom and get you back here!
Seph: Damn.
Left Dragonium: That's my line!
Razor: Hee hee hee! *Shoots right one with shotgun*
*Seph disappears*
Dragonium: Thanks for that Razor. Now, the small matter of Sephiroth and Ultimecia...
Psychosis: We had Seph right here, but now he's gone.
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Drace on March 12, 2005, 08:34:15 PM
Ah well, sleeping time again.
Razor: Oh no! Your not going to sle... KADAMN YOU!!! WAKE UP MORON!!!
Drace: ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
Post by: Dragonium on March 12, 2005, 09:04:21 PM
Seph: Damn. You can't just leave me alone, can you? Ha! I challenge you to a questionable casters' fight!
Dragonium: Fine!
*FF7 Boss music plays*
Seph: Luminous Field of Ranting!
Dragonium: Salad Dressing Armor!
Seph: Toejam Blast!
Dragonium: Steak Sauce Vortex!
Seph: Unbelievable Blob of Dandruff!
Dragonium: Holy Sphere of Caffeine!
Seph: Bacon Erruption!
Dragonium: Summon Cola Elemental!
Seph: Aaaaaaaaaaagh!!! *Crash*
*Final Fantasy victory tune plays*
Dragonium: And that's the end of that chapter...
Mog: *Appears from out of nowhere* Dragonium! You're forgetting the rules! You have to say "Damn" at the end of each post, otherwise the readers will lose interest!
Dragonium: *Turns towards camera* Sigh...
Mog: Say it, or we'll revoke your license!
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 13, 2005, 09:50:33 AM
Drace: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
Razor: MT, I need your antlers for a bit.
MT11: Huh?
Razor: That's right. Line up there, now CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
Drace: *Emits the sort of scream one can only scream when rammed up the backside by a pair of moose antlers*
Razor: Thankyou.
Drace: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!
Razor: Here, have a drink to soothe the pain, only double price.
MT11: *Faints*
Psychosis: When's the last time Drace had a shower?
Post by: Drace on March 13, 2005, 10:11:06 AM
Psychosis: O_O Ewwwwwwww.
Post by: Razor on March 13, 2005, 10:26:27 AM
Drace: Wow. That's co- yee God! I stink!
Other people: Hey! Me too!
Razor: Well, you see, I had to double everyone else's filth to remove my own.
Everyone: *goes to kill Razor*
Razor: Hubbubbubbubbub! Remember who serves the drinks around here.
Everyone: *reluctantly backs off*
Red: Hold on, you don't do that! You're a lazy bastard!
Razor: Yeah, what's your point?
Post by: Dragonium on March 13, 2005, 01:22:14 PM
*Ultimecia appears*
Ultimecia: Seph! Speak to me sephy-wephy!
Seph: ...
Ultimecia: You shall pay for what you have done! Why, I'll... Griever, get him!
Griever: Grrrawwr, rawwwr, mrawwwwwr... *Sniff sniff* Ewwwwww! *Runs away*
Ultimecia: Hmph. Stoopid Griever. I am smarter than anyone will ever be!! Hahahahaha!
Dragonium: What year is it?
Ultimecia: Why, it's 3005.
Dragonium: No it's not.
Ultimecia: Wh...? *Gets sucked back into time-compression*
*FF victory tune plays*
Dragonium: I think I'll put the radio on, to celebrate...
Radio: This is an urgent newsflash! A large lion type creature is destroying Manhattan! People are calling it "Catzilla"! It must be stopped! Hey, it's coming towards this studio - aaaagh!
*Scrunch, radio goes off*
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Xen on March 13, 2005, 07:11:51 PM
Dragonium: 'Cause then you can resolve matters without any effort.
Xen: *Slams Coca Cola can on ground and stamps on it. The contents pour out onto the floor* Damn it!!! But they always have bad consequences...
Dragonium: *Thinks bout Griever smashing up Manhattan* Maybe...
Xen: *licking coca cola off the floor* In which you have to do crazy things to resolve those bad consequences...
Dragonium: Maybe...
Post by: Drace on March 13, 2005, 08:53:05 PM
Razor: A wolf, so yes. It's like a dog only better in all ways.
Drace: *snaps fingers and everyone is clean*
Razor: Whoa I stink, what did you do?
Drace: We're gonna clean you like a dog.
Red: Drace! The B... A... D... is ready.
Razor: A bad!!! *runs*
Post by: Eternal Darkness on March 14, 2005, 05:12:54 PM
Eternal Darkness: its great to finally be here
Post by: Darkfox on March 14, 2005, 06:27:30 PM
Post by: Eternal Darkness on March 14, 2005, 06:31:04 PM
*looks at price list*
Eternal Darkness:NNNNOOOOOOO
lightwolf: dont say i didn't warn you
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on March 14, 2005, 06:33:56 PM
MMB: hey you!
ED: me?
MMB: yeah you!
ED: what?
MMB: could u do me a favour?
ED: uhm? maybe.....what favor?
MMB: well id like that dragonium to get outta this pub....
ED: you want me to....ern.....kill him?
MMB: did you see what i sayd!!!
ED: yeah...
MMB: just kick is arse and get him outta the pub...
ED: uhm....ok...
MMB: now heres what to do, sneak behind em and kick him out of this pub...
ED: well.....ok
*sneaks behind dragonium*
MMB: NOW!
*ED kicks dragonium in the arse*
dragonium: OUCH! what whas that for!
*points at ED*
HE KICKED ME!!!
*razor, drace, Xen, Psychosis and MT11 turn to ED*
ED: oo oh! *runs*
MMB: hey, dont let him run away!
*razor, drace, Xen, Psychosis and MT11 go after ED*
MMB: im of that horreble lot...
*orders a beer and relaxes*
Post by: Dragonium on March 14, 2005, 06:45:59 PM
Random People: Aaaaaaagh! *Run away from Griever*
Griever: Grrraaaaaawwr! *Treads on Dragonium*
Dragonium: Crap, that was unlucky... Okay, respawn!
*Respawns on Griever's head*
Dragonium: Better... *Smears Griever's head with Elmer's glue*
Griever: What the...? I mean... Grrrraaaaaawr!
Dragonium: Yeehaw! *Applies mascara to Griever's face*
Griever: Oh, the humiliation... *Warps back into time-compression*
*Dragonium teleports back to pub*
*Applause*
Dragonium: Oh yeah... Damn.
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on March 14, 2005, 06:52:01 PM
MMB: hey that guy kicked ur arse and got outta here!
dragonium: what do you know about it? you where facing the wall when it happened!
MMB: uh......well uhm....i....mean...that.........
dragonium: you set ED up didn't u! to kick my arse!
ED: ouch! *stomp* Aaaaah stop *BANG* OUCH!!! STOP!!!
*razor, drace, Xen, Psychosis and MT11 stop hitting*
ED: MMB SET ME UP!
MMB: NO I DIDN't!!!
ED: prove it!
MMB: i cant......
razor: you can!
MMB: ok i'll explain...uhm.....well uhm............it started.....oh ****....
Xen: GET HIM!!!!
MMB: Aaaaaaaaaah, why cant i explain :S Aaaaaaah *runs*
Post by: Drace on March 14, 2005, 07:21:44 PM
Razor: Well, you make a good carpet.
Drace: *crushed* Thank.... you.... *passes out*
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on March 14, 2005, 07:31:37 PM
*walks into a layin wood stick*
OUCH!
*then all ppl following him stumble over him*
Xen: Aaaaah *BANG*
MT11: ooooh nooh *ducks* pfew evaded that, oh nooooh a cliff!!!!!!!!!! *falls into the cliff*
Post by: Dragonium on March 14, 2005, 08:18:35 PM
MMB: Yuppers!
Dragonium: Don't patronise me! Uuurgh... *Falls on knees*
MMB: You alright?
Dragonium: Must... Not... Succumb... To all... The mindless violence! Noooo...! Uuuuuuuurghh... *Gets Magnum .44 again*
MMB: Aha! Fortunately, I know a Japanese Triad disarming trick! *Does fiddly movement with hands and slaps himself in the face*
Xen: ?!
MMB: Aagh, help, my hand is attacking me!
Dragonium: Don't worry, shooting makes it all better... *Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang*
Xen: Oh my god, you shot him!
Dragonium: Aha, my good friend, I put five blanks in the gun! Just to scare him!
Xen: Erm... Actually, I took one of them out, and put a real bullet in... *Cough*
MT11: But... So did I.
Razor: And me.
ED: And me.
MMB: So did I! I mean... Uuurgh... *Collapses*
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on March 14, 2005, 08:23:43 PM
razor: i did that bullet in to kill ED...
Xen: so did i... but now dragonium here shot MMB!
dragonium: srry! :@
MMB: doesn't matter...
Xen: WTF!
Razor: WTF!
dragonium: you where dead!
MMB: i whas...and i have returned...and now, i run...Aaaaaah*runs*
Post by: Razor on March 14, 2005, 08:27:42 PM
*people watch as MMB runs in circles*
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on March 14, 2005, 08:29:04 PM
Post by: Xen on March 14, 2005, 08:40:45 PM
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on March 14, 2005, 08:43:06 PM
Razor: agreed!
Xen: duh
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 15, 2005, 05:35:01 PM
MT11: *walks in, disorientated from cliff* I'm back! *Steps on Drace carpet*
Razor: Hey!
MT11: Oh yeah, sorry. *Wipes muddy feet on Drace carpet*
Xen: *Eats MT11*
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on March 15, 2005, 05:50:02 PM
Razor: ey?
MT11: Xen its from ur stomach...
voice: HELP! PLEASE!!!
MT11: ok? *gets shotgun and shoots open Xen's stomach*
Razor: lets go take all the acid of him *starts taking acid of the weird man/thing*
Xen: OUCH! hmmm this is gonna take a while *revises his stomach*
Razor: GOT IT! you ok?
M....voice: ........
MT11: who re you?
M...M...voice: im...fine
Razor: yeah i know your fine but WHO are you?
M.....M.....b: i am MMB
Razor: MMB!!!
MT11: MMB!!!!!
MMB: yeah....so? *stands up*
MT11: whe tought you where dead...wait a sec. Xen ate u!
Xen: yeah i whas bored
*forgot to say MT11 got out too XD*
MT11: bored?!?!?! you ate me too you horrible...what R U???
Xen: dragon
MT11: dragon right, more a wacko...
*Xen gets pissed and lets flames come outta his mouth*
MMB: now.....would be a good time to run...
*MMB, MT11 and Razor start running*
Post by: Eternal Darkness on March 15, 2005, 05:51:47 PM
Xen:what makes you say that
*ED looks at Xen*
ED:Maybe because your eating Drace as we speak
Xen:*Finishes eating Drace* OOHH well its a living, plus it tastes good
*eats ED*
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on March 15, 2005, 06:05:26 PM
Post by: Dragonium on March 15, 2005, 06:18:08 PM
Xen: Yeah, well, ever since you put out the n00b bonfire, this place has gone downhill.
Dragonium: Is that so...?
*Shoots fireball out of sword and starts fire*
Razor: Drag! Don't burn the floorboards!
Dragonium: But I'm gonna burn some n00bs!
Razor: That's alright then.
*Dragonium throws n00bs on bonfire*
N00bs: OMGorz! Teh pwnage!
Dragonium: Hey guys, get over here! *Throws more n00bs*
Xen: Yay! *Throws n00bs*
MT11: Fun! *Throws n00bs*
Razor: Woohoo! *Throws n00bs*
Dragonium: See, we can have fun without doing anything stupid! *Throws nearest guy*
Xen: Hey, Drag, that was Drace you just threw!
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 15, 2005, 06:25:31 PM
Quote
Dragonium: Uurgh! This place is getting so annoying lately...
FWAHAHA! That's a good one! You've only been in the pub for a few days, It's actually got more annoying since you joined! No offense...
MT11: *Chucks Dragonium on bonfire*
Dragonium: *Burning* Hey! You're only supposed to chuck noobs on the bonfire!
MT11: No comment.
Post by: Dragonium on March 15, 2005, 09:18:02 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
quote: Dragonium: Uurgh! This place is getting so annoying lately...
FWAHAHA! That's a good one! You've only been in the pub for a few days, It's actually got more annoying since you joined! No offense...
Just tell me one thing. Have you, or have you not, had approximately 5 posts where you eat another character? :)
Post by: Xen on March 15, 2005, 09:25:33 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Dragonium
Just tell me one thing. Have you, or have you not, had approximately 5 posts where you eat another character? :)
Xen: *raises hand*
Post by: Grandy on March 15, 2005, 09:48:05 PM
Grandy: GOD! Its hot here, isnt it?
Xen: What are you doing in the n00b fire place?
Grandy: Razor throwed me in here for no reason about four times now
Razor: No reason? Think well....
--Flashback--
1° Time:
Grandy: Hey, Razor, this beer really taste bad!
2° Time:
Grandy: *comes out of the fire burning* That was really nescessary? I mean, throw me in the fire and all?
Razor: Stop asking things!
Grandy: Why?
3° Time:
Grandy: *comes out of the fire again, burning again* I still alive!
Razor: *throws Grandy at the fire*
4° Time:
Grandy: *comes out of the fire*
Razor: Okay, now pay for the beer you just drank
Grandy: Pay? You mean money?
Razor: *Angry look* _veryangry_
Grandy: _sweat_ .......................................okay! *jumps in the fire*
Razor: :)
Grandy: *burn* >:
Random n00b: *laughs* :D
--ends flashback--
Grandy: ....... no, I can't remeber any reason...
Razor: _sweat_ ..........*throws Grandy at the fire*
Post by: Xen on March 15, 2005, 10:16:42 PM
Razor: Really?
Xen: No.
Post by: Darkfox on March 16, 2005, 03:00:49 AM
Darkfox: Why did you do that?
Lightwolf: I was bored... and he stole my pizza.
Darkfox: What pizza? The one you imagined as an an excuse to punch Xen?
Lightwolf: Bingo!
Post by: Drace on March 16, 2005, 07:03:09 AM
Xen: If your going to eat that, I'm going to puke.
Drace: *puts pizza in mouth and starts chewing* Now puke you.
Xen: Sorry, it was a trick to let you do something disgusting.
Drace: Nah'ah. It tasted pretty good.
Xen: Really?
Drace: It's like a pizza from god.
Xen: damm, now I'm getting hungry. *hand goes in pocket and .........
Post by: Eternal Darkness on March 16, 2005, 11:27:21 AM
*Xen shrugs shoulders*
Xen: Meh i have a solution
*Eats ED*
Xen: that was a tasty solution
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on March 16, 2005, 02:36:02 PM
n00b: WAHT?!?!
MMB: see that fire?
n00b: yeah, whast with it?
MMB: that my dear n00b, is a n00b fire...
n00b: uh?
*throws n00b into fire*
n00b: AAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA IM BURNIN!!!
MMB: duh!
Razor: *laughs*
MMB: *punches LF*
LF: why?
MMB: this is why...*takes of cap, and.....*
LF & DF: OMG!
DF: what happened to ur face?!?!
LF: gee....what would have happened?!?!
DF: i dont know...
MMB: LF just threw me into the fire, he tought i whas a god damn n00b...!!!
LF: oh yeah, srry for that XD
DF: calm down guys
MMB: i cant ive just been in a fire and im as hot as what!!!
LF: srry...
MMB: too late! *starts smackin into LF*
LF: *fights back*
DF: STOP YOU TOO! *gets hit in the face while saying that and fights with them*
drace: why? do they always argeu?
Razor: MMB is just a shadow, they think they are fighting the real MMB, but actually they are fighting a hologram...
''real'' MMB: yeah how'd u geusse?
Razor: XD, well i seemed to have seen u on that hill over there...
MMB: XD, ok that wasn't the best hiding place
drace: nope it wasn't...
Xen: wheres is ED?
MMB: you ate him, you stupid dragon!
drace: agreed
Razor: agreed
*LF, DF & fake MMB stop fighting*
LF: agreed
DF: agreed
fake MMB: agreed, but em, DF & LF im just a holocom unit, the real MMB is standin right over there...
LF & DF: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!? *take angry looks*
MMB: couldn't u keep ur mouth shut?!?!
fake MMB: n0pe...
MMB: DAMN! *runs*
Post by: Dragonium on March 16, 2005, 04:09:13 PM
Xen: Hey, since when did you smoke?
Dragonium: I don't.
Xen: Then what's that?
Dragonium: It's a boomerang. Everything I do boomerangs on me. I can't do anything without getting the consequences. It's not fair.
Xen: So you're smoking, in the hope that there are no consequences to smoking?
Dragonium: Well... Yeah... *Choke, cough, splutter*
Xen: See?
Dragonium: Uugh... *Throws away cigarette, lands in Drace's pocket*
Drace: Uh-oh... *Drace's trousers burn*
Dragonium: Hey, it worked!
Xen: Stupid! Drace's trousers are on fire!
Dragonium: ...
Xen: ...
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on March 16, 2005, 04:23:06 PM
LF: uhm?....ok :D
DF: i can but dont kick me in the face again!
MMB: i wont...
*DF, LF and MMB walk back to the other guys and notice...*
LF: HOLY SH!T, drace is on fire!
DF: he is one and al fire _sweat_
LF: oh yeah srry forgot XD
MMB: lets help em! *gets water-gun*
DF: ok on my command, 1.......2.........3!!!
MMB: SH!T, ( the guns trigger is stuck! )
drace: HELP! IM ON FIRE! *he then notices he IS one and all fire*
MMB: finnaly it works *aims worng and shoots Xen*
drace: pfew for a sec there i tought i WHAS actualy on fire...
DF: you are...
drace: no? Aaaaaaaaah *runs/flies XD*
Post by: Eternal Darkness on March 16, 2005, 05:06:41 PM
ED: so what did i miss
MMB: nothing much just drace on fire
ED: AAARRRGGGHHH I really missed that
Drace: Yes and it wasn't funny
MMB: XD Yes it was *MMB's head explodes from laughing to much*
Drace: XD Now thats funny
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 16, 2005, 05:20:52 PM
Xen: *eats MT11*
MT11: *Eats Xen from inside*
Xen: *Eats MT11 from inside*
MT11: It's obvious we can't resolve this this way. Let's team up and eat others.
Xen: Agreed.
MT11: *Eats Dragonium*
Xen: Told you smoking kills.
Fireman: I'm here about the fire! *Sees Xen* AAAAAAAAAARGH! DRAGON! *Runs off*
Xen: Oh no, I hope he doesn't get the dragon hunters in here...
Drace: Hello? Still burning!
Various people in Xen and MT11: Hello? Being digested!
DF: Nothing interesting happens these days...
Post by: Eternal Darkness on March 16, 2005, 05:36:43 PM
ED: HEEHEE just like watching a soap its all violence
*Xen and MT11 turn and walk towards ED*
ED: time i was gone *walks into the shadows and disappears*
MMB: Where did he go
*ED pokes head out of shadows at other side of the room*
ED: I'm not called Eternal Darkness for nothing
*ED disappears into the shadows again*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 16, 2005, 05:50:41 PM
Post by: Grandy on March 16, 2005, 06:01:01 PM
Post by: Dragonium on March 16, 2005, 06:30:44 PM
MT11: Shut up, stomach!
Xen: Your stomach is talking?!
MT11: Don't worry. Some Alka Seltzer usually sorts out this problem. *Gulp*
Dragonium: *Fizz* Aaagh! It stings!
MT11: It's not working! What do I do?!
Xen: I know! *Punches MT11 in stomach, barfs up Dragonium*
Dragonium: Eewww... Lovely...
MT11: Why won't you just die and stop being annoying?!?!
Dragonium: That wasn't in the contract! All that was in mine was that I say "Damn" at the end of every post!
MT11: Oh yeah? In that case... *Dumps bucket of magma on Dragonium*
Dragonium: Da -- Hey, you burnt the contract! I don't have to say "Damn" any more!
Mog: Noooooooooooooooo!!!! *Explodes*
*Final Fantasy victory music plays*
Xen: Hmmph. Mog was evil all this time. Never would'a thought it.
Post by: dark barrier2 on March 16, 2005, 07:11:38 PM
hello
Post by: Xen on March 16, 2005, 07:24:33 PM
*Xen eats dark barrier2*
Xen: It begins.
ED: *Appears out of shadows* Actually, the eating thing began quite a few posts ago, AND, you stole MY catchphrase!!
Xen: Which YOU stole from some poor homeless person!
ED: Yeah but he didn't need it. Besides, I'm much greater than a poor homeless per- *gets eaten by Xen* ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!
Xen: Meh. *the number 62 appears above Xen's head*
Commentator: 62 PEOPLE EATEN BY XEN!!!!
Xen: Shut up... *eats Commentator*
Commentator: *from inside Xen* 63 PEOPLE EATEN BY XEN!!!
Post by: dark barrier2 on March 16, 2005, 07:28:38 PM
Post by: Dragonium on March 16, 2005, 07:36:41 PM
Xen: "Don'tsaythisorI'llbreakyournose"?
Dragonium: *Breaks Xen's nose* Ha ha ha!
Xen: Ya know, that was really childish.
Dragonium: Sorry.
Xen: Sorry's not good enough, ya bum!
Dragonium: Shut up! *Eats Xen*
Xen: That was really childish...
Post by: Drace on March 16, 2005, 08:23:57 PM
Xen: You know, your still on fire.
Drace: No I'm no..... AHHHHHHHHHH!
Razor: Quick! There's a fire hose on the wall.
Drace: Thanks. *runs to the wall and grabs the hose*
Razor: No wait! Not at the window close by the oil......
Explosion: BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Drace: AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Razor: Never mind.
Post by: Darkfox on March 16, 2005, 10:00:45 PM
Darkfox: Hey, why did you put the blinds down? It's a sunny day! *Opens blinds*
Dracula: No! YOU FOOL! *burns up* AGHHHHH!!!
Post by: Razor on March 17, 2005, 05:58:11 AM
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Darkfox: WTF? That post didn't make sense!
Razor: Sure it did! Everyone drowned! What more do you need?
Darkfox: How about some description? You didn't say how they drowned.
Razor: Fine.
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*everyone drowns in water*
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Razor: Happy?
Darkfox: Well that's obvious. That's what people normally drown in!
Razor: Fine!
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*everyone drowns in Jello*
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Darkfox: WTF?!
Razor: Whaat?
Darkfox: Jello?
Razor: Cha! Yes!
Darkfox: ...fine. How did it get there?
Razor: Jesus Christ, you!
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*everyone drowns in Jello Warxe summoned*
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Darkfox: I thought we all agreed he wouldn't summon anything!
Razor: I thought we all agreed he just wouldn't summon something interesting.
Darkfox: This isn't interesting?
Razor: ...screw you! I never agreed to it anyway! I'm changing it back!
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*everyone drowns*
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Darkfox: ...
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Post by: Drace on March 17, 2005, 06:27:06 AM
Post by: Darkfox on March 17, 2005, 06:45:35 AM
Drace: What? AGHHHH! Hmm... hey, It kinda tickles... NO, NOW IT HURTS!! AGHHH!
Post by: Razor on March 17, 2005, 06:57:49 AM
Psychosis: If so, so did you.
Razor: ...fine. You're not drowned. *pouts*
Post by: Darkfox on March 17, 2005, 07:03:15 AM
Drace: So I'm no longer covered in pirahnas, and where is my hug?
Psychosis: 1) Yes, you are and 2) Not if you were the last man on earth!
Drace: Awwww... uhhh AGHHHHHHH!!!
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on March 17, 2005, 02:04:11 PM
MMB: ,muhahahahah now i cant drown, muhahahaha
Xen: hmmm
Razor: WTF! look a guy in black...
Drace: WHERE?!?!?!
MMB: *comes outta water* over there by the tree...
Xen: where inside where is a tree *sees MMB point at ED*
ED: i aint a tree!
MMB: yes you are!
Drace: XD
Xen: XD
MT11: XD
MMB: so ED why are u still here?
DB1: hey, am i here too?
Xen: you whas... *eats DB1*
MMB: HIYA!!! *summons his bro's*
MMD: heehe, i wondered when you would do that...
MMK: finnaly fresh air...
Xen: WTF?
ED: WTF?
Razor: WTF?
MT11: WTF?
MMB: TTF! these are my bro's!
MT11: i hate em!
Razor: agreed!
ED: agreed!
Xen: agreed!
MMB, MMD, MMK: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
ED: whe hate you guys!
MMB: lets do it now my litle bro's...
MMD: YEAH!!!
*MMB, MMD, MMK get an attacking position, then do a kameha move, load it, and shoot it at the rest of the guys*
MMB: MUHAHAHAHAHAAH!
MMD: that whas funny!
MMK: guys, whe burned down the pub _sweat_
MMB: whe will buil a new one...
Post by: Dragonium on March 17, 2005, 03:49:54 PM
MMB, MMD and MMK: Waaaaghh! *Cry*
Dragonium: Look, I'm keeping order now... *Resurrects pub*
Xen: You resurrected the pub?! How?! You don't do necromancy!
Dragonium: No, I'm more of a pyromancer myself. Hee hee hee! Burn! *Pub burns*
Razor: Now you're all being dumb. Look, do I have to do everything around here?! *Resurrects pub*
Everyone: Razor!!!
Post by: Drace on March 17, 2005, 03:56:44 PM
"Cemetary" "Beware of skeletons, vampires, wolves, werewolves and drunk people"?
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on March 17, 2005, 04:17:19 PM
MMB, MMK and MMD's drinkin bar of death...
MMB: thats better *looks angry at drag.*
MMK: hmmm...
MMD: WTF? why is drag. runnin from that undead? undead? AAAAAAAH *runs*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 17, 2005, 05:12:27 PM
MT11: *Goes to Razor* Dry martini please, shaken, not stirred.
Post by: Eternal Darkness on March 17, 2005, 05:13:29 PM
Xen: Look behind you
ED: i'm not falling for that if i look round you'll just eat me.
MMB: No he's being serious LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
ED:I told you i'm not stupid.......*UNDEAD bites him Killing ED on the spot*
Xen and MMB: Well we tryed to warn him
Xen:I have a good idea
MMB: Whats that
Xen: RRRUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on March 17, 2005, 05:26:01 PM
MMB: pfffff, when will whe stop running?
Xen: not yet!
MMB: hey look over there a guy lets ask him for help...
Xen: hello sir, what is the closest town near here?
MMB: no answer...
guy: *turns around* w----w---wh----at?
MMB: WTF! hes a zombie!!!
Post by: Dragonium on March 17, 2005, 06:06:14 PM
Skeleton: Bwargh!
Dragonium: *Stops* Wait a sec...
Skeleton: Ummh?
Dragonium: I'm not scared of you! *Gets firesword*
Skeleton: Uh-ohmmm...
*Slash, Skeleton falls to pieces*
Dragonium: Yowsa! *Cheesy victory dance*
Razor: Drag, stop doing that. You're driving away the customers!
Dragonium: Oh, and the skeletons and stuff don't?!
Razor: ... He has a point...
Post by: MSlash67 on March 17, 2005, 06:13:45 PM
MSlash:Happy St.Patrick's Day everyone, I brought enough green beer for all!
Post by: Dragonium on March 17, 2005, 07:16:35 PM
*Sign changes to "Free Irish beer for all genuine Irishmen!"*
Xen: I'm Irish!
Razor: Prove it!
Xen: Ickass murrn latzamn himona!
Razor: That's Troll, you idiot.
Xen: Don't call me an idiot! *Eats Razor*
Razor: Hey, you're not allowed to eat me! I run the place.
Xen: Aaww. No fair.
Post by: WarxePB on March 17, 2005, 07:28:53 PM
-Warxe: I'm looking for the leprechaun's pot of gold. Does anyone know where the leprechauns are?
-Xen: ...Why are you dressed like that?
-Warxe: I'm going undercover. Now, if you'll excuse me...
*Warxe summons a giant diamond, which creates a giant rainbow*
Warxe: Ah-HA! *Warxe runs off*
Post by: Dragonium on March 17, 2005, 07:46:49 PM
Razor: What a pleb...
Dragonium: No-one must know about my gold hoarding obsession... They must never find out...
Xen: Gold hoarding obsession?
Dragonium: I really should stop saying these things out loud... Well, no sense hiding things now...
*Pulls out a long metal rod with a ruby stuck on the end*
Xen: Cool, a whacking cane!
Dragonium: No, it's a gold detector! Must... Find... Gold...
*Hops on a bright red horse and rides off after Warxe*
Post by: WarxePB on March 17, 2005, 07:52:05 PM
*summons a 100-ton weight that crushes Dragonium and his horse*
Post by: Razor on March 17, 2005, 08:34:14 PM
Dragonium: *slowly returns back* ...why?
Razor: Big animals need a lot of beer!
Dragonium: O...k...
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After 8 hours of straight drinking
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Razor: ok, you and your horse can go now. AFTER PAYING! *shakes fist*
Dragonium: I have to pay? awww.... *pays* come on, lets go horsey.
*horse stumbles around horribly*
Razor: Heheheh, now he'll never find that gold...
Red: Razor, we can hear you.
Razor: No they can't, none of them can! Hehehehe...
Red: Just because you're speaking in Italics, doesn't mean we can't hear you.
Razor: Jerk.
Post by: Xen on March 17, 2005, 10:02:11 PM
Razor: Not so fast... *takes Anti-Dragon bazooka off Drace and fires it at Xen*
Xen: Uh oh. *blows up*
Drace: Hey! I needed that more than you did!!
Razor: Ah, I'll buy you a new one when I get the gold. Not.
Drace: Wait, if you're after the gold, then why are you still here?
Razor: Then why are YOU still here?
*Drace and Razor stare at each other*
Drace and Razor: THE GOLD!!! *both run towards end of Rainbow punching each other along the way*
Post by: Grandy on March 17, 2005, 11:03:39 PM
Narrator: And there starts another Wacky Race! Our pilots must go thru the sea, then they will face the Dragon's Lair with hundreds of Dragons in it! After that they must go to the north where they'll find the Forest of the Damned, with ghost in it, real GHOSTS (not fake ghosts) and after that the end of the rainbow, where they must find a way to stole the leprechauns! This all in a single race!
Grandy: ...................waht?
(note: I spelled WHAT wrong because I want to, not a mistake)
Post by: Drace on March 18, 2005, 06:13:13 AM
Drace: Razor! Wait. Let's team up.
Razor: Ok. Not.
Post by: Razor on March 18, 2005, 08:05:05 AM
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Xen: Hey, I don't actually know you guys, do I? Heheh, o.o;
Dragon: GRAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!1one
Xen: Eep. *gets closed in by dragons*
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Drace: What did you do?!
Razor: How was I supposed to know that speaking in italics on this island would result in severe punishment? Just keep running, idiot.
*a giant italic E flies past their heads as they run*
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Grandy: Oh no, I haven't left yet.
Narrator: Oh yes you have.
Grandy: No I ain't.
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Grandy ran into troubles as he found him self falling from a height of 6000 miles straight down to the volcano on the dragon's island!
Grandy: Daaaaaaaaaaammmmnnnnn yooooooooouuuuu*fades*
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And Red...
Red: *spins around on the bar's pooltable like a mad man*
Post by: SleepAid on March 18, 2005, 08:14:10 AM
Post by: Darkfox on March 18, 2005, 08:19:11 AM
Lightwolf: Outta the way! *smashes through the wall* O_o *falls over unconcious*
Post by: Eternal Darkness on March 18, 2005, 12:54:45 PM
ED: I'm winning
Ghost: WWWOOOOO
ED: OOHH no you dont i'm winning
*hits ghost with fist but goes right trough it*
ED:Wait i minute its a GHOST AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
Post by: Drace on March 18, 2005, 04:37:45 PM
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Drace: Watch out! *Giant italic E hits Razor.
Well, I'll just keep going!
Razor: Damn you!
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Xen: Ummmm... can't we just talk about it.
*A dragon walks through the crowd*
Xen: Mom?
Xen's mom: What did I told ya! Don't hang around with these black dragons, they have a bad influence on you!
Xen: But mom..... Owwww *get's pulled by the ear by his mom*
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Grandy: *falling* You know, this does take a while.
Narrator: It seems that Grandy is falling in an endless pit.
Grandy: Ah damn.
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Red: *Still spinning* Wheeeeee!!! This is fun! *bones start to fall off because of the speed* Uh-oh.
Post by: Grandy on March 18, 2005, 04:46:09 PM
Grandy: OH NO! I'M FALLING!
*-_-" No, really?*
Grandy: But I'm lucky! I'm falling in the Damned Forest!
*Falls in Eternal Darkness head*
Grandy: Thank you.
Ghost: BooOOOOooooOOOOOOoooOOOOOOooooOOOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOoooOOOOOOoooOOOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOoooOo
Grandy: Oh, hello there, this is the Damned forest, isnt it? I heard there are ghosts here, you didnt saw any?
Ghost: BooooooOOooOooooOOOooOOOOOoOOoOoOOOo
Grandy: No? Well, I'm lucky then.... you know where is the rainbow?
Ghost: *nods*
Grandy: Where?
Ghost: Boo Boo BOOO BoOOoooOoOOo
Grandy: After the yellow bricks road?
Ghost: Bo Bo
Grandy: Thank you, see you.
Ghost: Boooo :hi:
--It looks like Grandy is winnig now! And lets see where is Razor and Drace--
Razor: Okay in the next town, lets talk in Bold
Drace: Why?
Razor: Because Italics wasnt very good lately
*17 seconds later*
Razor: RUN!
Drace: [GLOW]Okay, and you DIDNT read the sign that said "Anyone who DONT talk in Glow will suffer a severe punishment" ?[/GLOW]
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 18, 2005, 06:44:58 PM
Red: Thanks... Why are my arms in my eye sockets again?
MT11: No time to explain! Must get gold!
*MT11 runs off*
Post by: SleepAid on March 19, 2005, 05:56:52 AM
... ... ...
Shinotebasiiackh: "Holy ****! A skeleton!"
Post by: Drace on March 19, 2005, 10:00:32 AM
Shinotebasiiackh: Eek! *runs*
Post by: Dragonium on March 19, 2005, 12:35:40 PM
*Sips drink*
Dragonium: Y'know, I feel like I've forgotten something really important... *Drops glass* GOLD!!!
Vincent: Did you say Gold?
Dragonium: Vincent? What are you doin' here?
Vincent: Oh, Hojo scientifically altered me again and put me to sleep in the cellar.
Dragonium: Well, cool, but let's face it, Grandy is currently in the lead, according to the tracking bug I put on him, and he's gonna get all the gold.
*Gets GPS unit out with a Grandy-shaped blip flashing on it*
Vincent: That's too bad.
Dragonium: Yep. I'm outta here. *Calls airship, which lands on the pub, crushing the west wall*
Vincent: You have an airship?!
Dragonium: Hell yeah!
Vincent: Let's get that gold, baby! Oh yeah!
[Vincent joined the party]
Red: Can I have my finger back now, guys?
Shinotebasiiackh: Happy birthday, Red! *Gives Red back his finger covered in wrapping paper*
Post by: Darkfox on March 19, 2005, 08:29:01 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 19, 2005, 08:43:03 PM
MT11: Thanks for the lift, sucker!!! *Runs towards gold*
Post by: Dragonium on March 19, 2005, 09:03:13 PM
Dragonium: *Hops out* Hold it! You're goin' no further!
Vincent: *Hops out* Yeah baby!
Dragonium: Stop saying that! Ahem... We're taking the gold!
Xen: Aww, no fair!
MT11: How dare you try to steal my gold?!
Battle Start! (Click me) (http://www.freehomepages.com/duelist/FF7boss.mid)
MT11 attacks Dragonium for 120 damage!
Dragonium counterattacks for 93 damage!
Vincent attacks Xen for 234 damage!
Xen: Aaagh! *Dies*
MT11 uses Phoenix Down on Xen!
Dragonium uses Turbo Tablet on Vincent!
Vincent: Yeah baby!
Dragonium: Shut up!
Xen attacks Vincent for 670 critical damage!
Xen: Teeheehee!
Vincent transforms into Galian Beast!
MT11 attacks Dragonium with Moose Hoof for 598 damage!
Dragonium attacks MT11 with Airship Crush for 1202 damage!
MT11: *Airship lands on him* Gurrr...
MT11 attacks Dragonium with Antler Sweep for 2385 damage!
Dragonium: Playing dirty huh? Well, get this!
Dragonium attacks MT11 with Burning Chain for 6809 damage and Slow status!
MT11: Daaaammnn yoouu!
MT11 attacks Dragonium with Last Resort for 12989 damage!
Xen attacks Galian Beast for 443 damage!
Galian Beast attacks Xen with Berserk Dance for 675 damage!
Commentator: It looks like deadlock here, no-one is winning or losing!
Dragonium attacks Commentator for 34597 damage!
Dragonium: He was in the way...
Razor: *Runs past with pot of gold* Hee hee hee!!!!
Everyone: *Look at each other in silence* Get him!!!!!
Post by: Drace on March 19, 2005, 09:44:16 PM
We are winning!
Razor: I am winning, you aren't *tries to tackle Drace but trips*
Drace: Heehe *picks up gold but gets triped by Razor*
Razor: My gold!
Shinetobasiiackh: *Picks up gold and runs toward the finish*
I AM WINNING!
Commentator: It seems that Dick Dasterdly is cheating again!
I mean Shinetobasss.... screw that name.
PS: The post before this was the first post featuring music. Bravo!
Post by: Dragonium on March 19, 2005, 09:56:56 PM
Shinetobasiiackh: Ha ha ha! I'm gonna win!
Vincent: Noooooooo! *Does a judo-flip in the air and flies at Shinetobasiiackh*
Shinetobasiiackh: Aaaagh!
*Crash*
Shinetobasiiackh: The gold! Nooo!
*Gold flies in the air, Shinetobasiiackh flies into the air, Vincent slides over the finish line*
Commentator: It's gonna land on...!
*Gold lands on Vincent*
Shinetobasiiackh: ...
Dragonium: ...
Drace: ...
Vincent: *Parties* Woohoo! Now I can get my own place instead of hanging out in the Shinra Mansion! Yeah baby!
Dragonium: Alright Vincent! Now, let's get outta here with our gold!!
Vincent: Our gold?! I have nothing to do with the Charas Pub! I'm outta here!
Dragonium: *Cries* Unfair!
Drace: Oh well... Don't worry, Saint Patrick's Day was 2 days away. It's all gone for another year.
*Gold disappears*
Everyone, especially Vincent: Waaaagh! *Cry*
Drace: Hang on - if we're all here, who's looking after the Pub?
===Meanwhile===
Red: Oh yeah, boogie people! *Loud music and flashing lights*
Skeleton: Wicked birthday party, Red! It was so great of you to hire this place out for your party!
Red: Eeeerrr... Yeah...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 20, 2005, 09:36:15 AM
Post by: Grandy on March 20, 2005, 01:16:51 PM
Ghost: Boo!
Grandy: Are you following me?
Ghost: Boo
Grandy: Right... and why?
Ghost: Boo BooOO Bo bo
Grandy: You're afraid?
Ghost: *nods*
Grandy: Afraid of what?
Ghost: BooooOOOOOOoOooooOOOOO
Grandy: You're afraid of Ghosts?
Ghost: Boo
Grandy: There's no problem! I havent saw any ghost in this forest yet!
Ghost: BoOo *looks happy*
Psychosis: *fly over theys heads*
*Ghost and Grandy looks each other*
Grandy: A GHOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!
Ghost: BOOOO!
*Grandy and Ghost run away........................................ going in the opposite direction of the pub*
Post by: Tomi on March 20, 2005, 06:09:58 PM
*Pub explodes!*
Post by: Darkfox on March 21, 2005, 12:26:36 AM
Post by: Xen on March 21, 2005, 10:29:37 AM
Xen: YAY!! I WON!!! I WON!!! I- *notices everyone else at the finish line* -Aww crap!!
Drace: The gold's gone anyway...
Xen: It has? *falls to ground* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYY????????????
Drace: Eh, we still have each other.
*Silence*
Razor: Don't EVER say that again!!
Post by: WarxePB on March 21, 2005, 01:57:06 PM
-Zero: Hey, where's the pub? I'm starting to sober up.
-Warxe: Over... *points to the ruins of the Charas Pub*
-Zero: NOT MY BEER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
*2 hours later*
Zero: ....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
-Xios: Well, now what?
-Kratos: Good question. Perhaps we should begin rebuilding the pub.
-Warxe: But that would require effort and laborers.
-Kratos: *looks at the rest of the barflies* ...I see what you mean.
Post by: Grandy on March 21, 2005, 03:11:08 PM
Ghost: Boo...
Grandy: No, there aren't any ghosts in there!
Ghost: Bo Booooo
Grandy: Lets go. *enter in a pub called "The Sarahc Pub, made by Rozar, owned by Rozar, home of Htorihpes", there is a wolf guy that looks just like Razor inside it*
Post by: Dragonium on March 21, 2005, 03:51:11 PM
Xen: Other pub?
Dragonium: The home of Sephiroth.
Xen: Oh. You mean estuans interius, ira vehementi, estuans interius, ira vehementi, Sephiroth?
Dragonium: Yeah, that one.
*Poof of smoke*
Sephiroth: I hope you're happy. I can't get these Cola stains out of my black cloak.
Dragonium: Sorry.
Seph: S'okay.
[Sephiroth joined the party!]
Xen: Hey, you can't do that!
Post by: Darkfox on March 21, 2005, 05:47:38 PM
Darkfox: Where'd the gold go?
Psychosis: I used it to buy a collar.
Darkfox: Why do you wear a collar?
Psychosis: Same reason you do.
Darkfox: To seal in your dark side?
Psychosis: Ok... maybe not the same reason afterall... I also bought a...
MT11: Moose?
Psychosis: *Uses PSI throw on MT11* No! A um... star bikini...
Lightwolf: Cool!
Psychosis: No comment or else I slam you through the wall!
Lightwolf: I just sai... *gets slammed through the wall*
Psychosis: I just wanted somthing to wear for a change...
Darkfox: How about a hat and a t-shirt that is bigger than you...
Psychosis: That works!
Man: So does that collar thing work?
Darkfox: *points over to Shadowbeast*
Shadowbeast: Yo!
Darkfox: You tell me...
Man: Oh...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 21, 2005, 05:48:35 PM
Post by: Darkfox on March 21, 2005, 07:56:00 PM
Darkfox: We have a pool?
*contruction work is heard*
Psychosis: Now we do!
*Psychosis runs out back*
Post by: Dragonium on March 21, 2005, 08:25:51 PM
Xen: Tomi is; it's his fault the pub's been destroyed.
Dragonium: In that case, do you mind if I have a word with the workmen?
Xen: Sure, go ahead.
*Walks off, whisper, whisper*
*Comes back*
Xen: What was that all about?
Dragonium: Oh, nothing...
Workman: *Pops head round door* Hey, do you want the volcano first, or would you rather have the Materia mine with built-in Mako Reactor?
Dragonium: I think we'll have the vol --
Sephiroth: Reactor.
Workman: Reactor it is. *Disappears round door*
Dragonium: You know, if you weren't in my party, I'd kill you myself.
Post by: Darkfox on March 22, 2005, 02:40:55 AM
Post by: Eternal Darkness on March 22, 2005, 11:11:35 AM
*Everybody runs into pub to see ED crouched in the corner*
ED: Ghost, ghost, there coming to get me
Xen: There are no such things as ghost so stop acting like a baby
ED:*stands up* Yeah you're right
*Grandy walks in with ghost friend*
ED: AAARRRRGGGGHHHH *runs out pub screaming like little girl*
Post by: Xen on March 22, 2005, 11:25:42 AM
ED: ARRRGGGHHH!!!!! HEEEEELLLPPP!!!!
Xen: Stop screaming, you don't see me screaming *ED cuts Xen's finger with weapon* ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!! HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!! IT HUUUUUUURRRRRTTTTTTTSSSSS!!!!!! ARRR- I feel better now.
ED: LET ME GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!
Xen: Shut up. *lets ED go*
ED: Yay! I'm free!! *goes to run away, but has heart attack from shock of seeing ghost*
Grandy: What's the commotion?
Xen: *points at ED's corpse* *points at the ghost next to Grandy*
Grandy: Hmm? *looks to his side at the ghost* ARRGGGHHH!!! *runs out of pub screaming like a little girl*
Xen: Heh heh. Xen 1, Humanity 0.
Drace: *sticks Anti-Dragon C4 on Xen's back*
Xen: *mumbling* Stupid Drace with his stupid Anti-Dragon C4 with it's stupid dragon killing ex- *blows up*
Drace: Humanity 1, Xen 1.
Razor: DRRRRAAAACCCCEEEE!!!! Well done.
Post by: Eternal Darkness on March 22, 2005, 11:38:42 AM
ED:i feel much better now, but i dont think that nurse that was shaped like a dragon needed to shock me so much
Xen:*hiding up corner* HEEHEEE
Drace: OH welcome back and i want my £10,000
ED: how did i do that
Razor: Well Xen told us all that you would buy us all our drinks
Xen:*still up corner laughing* HHEEEEHEEE
ED: I'm not paying for that
Drace: You either pay or get the punisment!!!!!
ED: no punishment can break me
*Everyone starts to tickle ED*
ED: NNNOOOO, HAAAHAA, i give in,i'll pay then
Xen:*roling on floor because of laughter* HHAAHAA
ED: I'll get you for this*shakes fist at Xen*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 22, 2005, 06:08:23 PM
ED: *Hits Xen*
MT11: *Hits ED*
Dragonium: *Hits MT11*
Sephiroth: *Hits Dragonium*
Dragonium: Hey! You're on my side!
*Fight breaks out*
Post by: Dragonium on March 22, 2005, 08:34:41 PM
*Everyone stops*
Dragonium: Now... erm... guys... let's settle this in a... mature... way...?
*Everyone closes in on Dragonium*
Dragonium: Look! Drace has Gummi Bears!! *Points*
*Everyone dives at Drace*
Drace: But they're my Gummi Bears!!
*Crash*
Post by: Razor on March 22, 2005, 08:57:56 PM
Darkfox: Arghhh! You ate his skin!!!
Razor: Yeah, that's something I woul - *everyone stares at Razor* never mind.
*Rufus and a bunch of blue suitted goons walk in*'
Razor: Eh?
Rufus: We're taking over this pub now. We need that mako.
Razor: B-
Rufus: Any attempts of resistance will result in death.
Razor: -
Rufus: So, - *notices Sephiroth* Hello Sephiroth.
Seph: *waves spastically* HI MISTER SHINRA!1
Post by: Drace on March 23, 2005, 06:31:59 AM
*Raises hand wioth gummi bear*
Xen: *Walks to Drace* Oh, you giving me a gummi bear? How nice. *grabs gummi bear and eats it*
Drace: Awwww, at least I have my precious.
Post by: Razor on March 23, 2005, 07:00:10 AM
Red: I needed to replace those old ones. Too much milage. Hey, a shiny ring!
Drace: Aww...
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on March 23, 2005, 01:18:37 PM
MMB: tsjah, interesting *picks it up before red*
Red: hey, give it back its mine!
MMB: does it say ur name on it?
Red: nope
MMB: then its not urs!
Red: IT IS!
MMB: I NOT!
*a big discussion starts*
Post by: Eternal Darkness on March 23, 2005, 03:01:00 PM
ED: Now its my precious *He dissappears into thin air*
RED and MMB: NNNNNOOOO he put it on now we cant see him
ED:HEEHEEE
RED: its coming from the shadows
*both red and MMB tackle were the noise came from*
ED: OOOWWWW*falls to ground and dies*
*Red and MMB look at ring on his finger*
RED:Its mine
MMB: No its MINE
Drace and Xen:*sitting in corner* So it begins, again
Post by: Darkfox on March 23, 2005, 06:06:29 PM
Red and ED: Huh? Where did it go?
Ambrosia: Pretty ring... *puts it on and walks off turning invisible*
Post by: Dragonium on March 23, 2005, 06:11:05 PM
Rufus: Duh!
Sephiroth: Hee hee hee!
Dragonium: Hey, Rufus, I almost forgot, I owe you something!
Rufus: Cool. What?
*Whack*
Rufus: Hey, he broke by dose! Aaah, it hurts! Aaaagh! What was dat for?
Dragonium: That's for your Marching Minigame, which I could never do!
Rufus: Uuugh... *Thud*
Reno: Oh crap...
Rude: Aaaaah!
*Run away*
Sephiroth: Well, I'm off to take a look at all the lovely materia...
Dragonium: *Pulls out a GBA and hammers the buttons* Die, you evil little...
Post by: Darkfox on March 23, 2005, 06:18:21 PM
ED: No.
Lightwolf: Good. Understanding hurts my head almost as much as thinking.
Post by: Drace on March 23, 2005, 06:45:33 PM
Red: Ok, how many do you have?
Drace: Millions, you get them free when you visit the LOTR theme park across the street.
Post by: Darkfox on March 23, 2005, 06:50:22 PM
Drace: Hah! Can you see me!?
Lightwolf: Yes.
Drace: THEN IT WORKS! THE PRECIOUS WORKS!!
Everybody: *sweatdrop*
Post by: Drace on March 23, 2005, 07:28:00 PM
Now, wot does it do?
Drace: Let me ask you something. What is 2+2?
Red: 29384736483934 off course.
Drace: Then I think you got the ring of....
Red: Stupidity?
Drace: No, the ring of the 'make your own fake ring' box.
Post by: Darkfox on March 23, 2005, 07:30:37 PM
Darkfox: You always had the power of darkness.
Lightwolf: CRAP!!!
Post by: Dragonium on March 23, 2005, 07:51:22 PM
Sephiroth: Lookie here! I got a ring! Whooo... *Stares at ring in amazement*
Dragonium: What is all the excitement about?! All there are are little bits of metal, which are shiny... and... so pretty... ooohhh... *Gets a fire ring*
Drace: Hey, a fire ring! Can I have a go?
Dragonium: No! Never! *Raises hand at Drace, shoots fireball*
Drace: Agh!
Post by: Darkfox on March 23, 2005, 07:53:02 PM
Post by: Grandy on March 23, 2005, 08:22:57 PM
Post by: SleepAid on March 24, 2005, 02:50:27 AM
Post by: Razor on March 24, 2005, 05:21:07 AM
Post by: Drace on March 24, 2005, 06:24:48 AM
Razor: *smacks Drace in the face* Are you crazy or something!
Drace: Awww. Why doesn't this ring work?
Razor: Because I got the 'anti'-ring.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 24, 2005, 08:32:52 AM
Darkfox: GIMME THAT!
MT11: Sure...
Darkfox: *Runs off to bathroom*
Post by: Grandy on March 24, 2005, 03:50:53 PM
Drace: The free beer ring? Are you crazy?!
Grandy: No. I am a FFT thief.
*Grandy's turn*
Move: 1 block toward: Action: Steal: Accesory: Drace: 100% of chances of steal: Are you sure? Yes/No: Yes: You got free beer ring!
Drace: NO! How... 100% of chances? To steal accesorys the max is 78%!
Grandy: I also have the Gameshark ring! Now to get free beer.
Razor: Are you CRAZY?!!
Grandy: But how? I have the free beer ring AND the anti-anti-ring-ring!
Razor: And I have the Anti-ring-ring and the Anti-anti-anti-ring-ring!
Grandy: Okay... ANYONE HERE HAVE A ANTI-ANTI-ANTI-ANTI-RING-RING?
Razor: I do.
Grandy: Crap...
Post by: Dragonium on March 24, 2005, 05:58:31 PM
Rufus: *In a giant robot* Ha ha ha! Not expecting that?
Dragonium: Actually, we knew you weren't gonna leave us alone. How's the nose?
Rufus: It's okay... I mean, prepare to be vaporised!
Razor: Idiot.
*Giant laser cannon comes out of the front of the big robot*
Razor: He's serious, isn't he?
Rufus: I'm going to destroy all the beer!
Razor: Oh, nuts, I didn't think of that...
Battle Start! (Click me) (http://www.freehomepages.com/duelist/FF7boss.mid)
Razor uses Howling Slash for 1235 damage!
MT11 uses OmniStomp for 2980 damage!
Drace uses Phoenix Tail for 1349 damage!
Rufus uses Ion Cannon on Dragonium for 4767 damage!
Dragonium: Uhh...
Dragonium uses Interstellar Burst for 5811 damage!
Razor uses Flaming Razor (Variation on Flaming Moe) for 4001 damage!
Rufus uses Random Fire on everyone for 2549 damage!
Drace uses Eternal Flare for 3598 damage!
[[Group special!]]
Everyone uses Charas Crush for 8967 damage!
Rufus: You think that's gonna stop me?
Rufus uses Shinra Multicannon on Dragonium for 6523 damage!
Sephiroth uses Supernova for 9999 damage!
Rufus: Aaaaaaargh! *Explodes*
*Group victory poses*
*Rufus flies up into the sky*
Rufus: Looks like the Shinra's blasting off again! *Ping*
Dragonium: *Looks at Sephiroth* Why didn't you do that before?
Post by: Drace on March 24, 2005, 07:43:10 PM
Dragonium: Oh yeah, then why are you on fire?
Drace: That has an other reason. I think the supernova has hit me.
Post by: Dragonium on March 24, 2005, 07:50:01 PM
Drace: What are you doing?
Dragonium: Wait... Ah, here it is: "Phoenix Tail. A whip of intense flame only conjured by skilled mages, which has absolutely nothing to do with actually being a phoenix, or having a tail". So there.
Drace: Skilled mage, eh?
Dragonium: Hmm... I think the definition must be wrong...
Post by: Darkfox on March 24, 2005, 09:28:46 PM
Post by: BlackIceAdept on March 24, 2005, 09:48:26 PM
Post by: Darkfox on March 24, 2005, 09:50:46 PM
Post by: BlackIceAdept on March 24, 2005, 09:54:06 PM
Post by: Grandy on March 24, 2005, 09:55:09 PM
Post by: Darkfox on March 24, 2005, 10:02:06 PM
Everyone: DOUBLE YAY!
Heisheros: How does the moon just land on sombody?
Guy: Does anything make sense?
Heisheros: Won't the tides rise and horrible storms start up.
Guy: ...now they will since you mentioned it!
Post by: BlackIceAdept on March 24, 2005, 10:10:48 PM
*Turns into blackiceadept*
Blackieadept: You can't really think that killed me? I've only had one drink too...
Heisheros: Damn...I hate water now...
Post by: Darkfox on March 24, 2005, 10:13:00 PM
Razor: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!?!?!?!
Post by: BlackIceAdept on March 24, 2005, 10:16:24 PM
Everyone: yay!!! :jumpin:
Post by: Dragonium on March 24, 2005, 10:19:15 PM
Xen: And how the hell are we meant to do that?
Dragonium: Seph, you can do that, right?
Sephiroth: I could, but...
Dragonium: But what?
Sephiroth: But it's gonna cost ya a beer, and some more materia for my collection.
Dragonium: -_-'
Post by: Darkfox on March 24, 2005, 10:22:29 PM
Post by: MSlash67 on March 24, 2005, 10:25:23 PM
Post by: Dragonium on March 24, 2005, 10:25:46 PM
Dragonium: Beer. *Holds out a beer*
Sephiroth: Materia?
Dragonium: Materia. *Holds out Black Materia*
Sephiroth: Righto. *Picks up moon and throws it up into space*
Dragonium: Sorted.
Sephiroth: Black Materia... If only I knew what it does...
*Meteor lands in pub where the moon just was*
Dragonium: Oh [[Censored because of little kids]]!
Post by: Darkfox on March 24, 2005, 10:27:05 PM
Post by: BlackIceAdept on March 24, 2005, 10:28:22 PM
Post by: Grandy on March 24, 2005, 10:39:22 PM
*Drinks some magic potion* *throws the meteor to the space*
Post by: Darkfox on March 24, 2005, 10:43:09 PM
Razor: That's it?
Psychosis: Yep...
Razor: I order sombody to fill Psychosis' request! For free! Because I love money!
Guy: If we do, do we get free beer?
Razor: No...
Everybody: Awwwww...
Post by: BlackIceAdept on March 24, 2005, 10:43:18 PM
Issac: Damn...that's bullshit...
Garret: What the hell I'm a "Hero" and I can bearly lift a bolder...
Piers: Damnit how the heck did he do that...
Felix: ...****...
Post by: Darkfox on March 24, 2005, 10:45:00 PM
Meteor: I'm back!
Darkfox: Why did it come back?
Sephiroth: Ow! That darn meteor hit me in the eye!
Darkfox: Sephiroth has a thick head...
Psychosis: Where's my deal?
Post by: WarxePB on March 24, 2005, 11:40:42 PM
-Kratos: Indeed.
-Xios: Well, I'm bored. You wanna duel, Kratos?
-Kratos: As long as it's 2-on-2.
-Xios: Deal.
-Kratos: Then I call in Mithos to be my partner.
*Mithos comes in*
-Mithos: Home... I'm going home...
-Xios: Heh heh, looks like your partner's lost his soul.
-Kratos: ...You still need a partner.
-Xios: Oh? Well, then...
*Zero walks over to Xios, and passes out on the floor.*
-Xios: He'll do.
-Kratos: And a theme?
-Xios: Saria's Song.
-Kratos: O_o
-Xios: No? How about Enter Sandman?
-Kratos: Nah.
-Xios: Fine. Big Bad Baby Bowser it is, then.
BATTLE:
(http://charas-project.net/resources_download.php?id=19627&file=resources%2FMidi%2F6771_1111261205.mid) *click to download theme*-Xios: No mortals can defeat me!
-Kratos: Give them no quarter!
-Mithos: I'm going home... with my sister...
-Zero: ... *passed out*
Kratos casts Judgement
"Sacred powers, cast your purifying light upon these corrupt souls! REST IN PEACE, SINNERS!"
-Xios takes 1500 damage
-Misses Zero
-Mithos takes 50 damage
Mithos casts Holy Lance
-Kratos takes 250 X5 damage
*Kratos: Mithos, we're on a team.
Mithos: ...
Xios: Ha ha ha. That's what you get for having a soulless partner!*
Xios casts Darkness Rising
"Powers of darkness, lend me thy aid! Destroy the holy beings before me!"
-Kratos takes 2785 damage
-Mithos takes 3412 damage
Zero does nothing
"...my head... ugh..."
Kratos uses Demon Fang -> Lightning Blade -> Victory Light Spear combo
-Xios takes 3500 damage
Mithos casts Ground Dasher
"Engulf these pathetic souls..."
-Kratos takes 250 X 10 damage
-Xios takes 150 X 12 damage
Xios casts Shadow Flare
"SHADOW FLARE!"
-Mithos takes 10,000 damage
Zero gets up
"Huh? I'm in a battle?"
*Xios: -_-*
Kratos defends
Mithos uses Rejection
"Get away from me..."
Kratos takes 500 X 6 damage
*Kratos: Mithos, stop attacking me!
Mithos: ...My dream world... for my sister and me...*
Xios uses Swordsmanshade
-Mithos takes 2500 damage
-Effect - Petrification: Failed
Zero uses Triple Slash combo
-Mithos takes 700 damage
-Mithos takes 895 damage
-Mithos takes 640 damage
-Mithos falls!
*Kratos: ...Great.*
Kratos summons Martel
"I call upon the queen of life! Come forth, Martel!"
Martel casts Mana Light
-Xios takes 15,403 damage
-Xios falls!
*Xios: Damn it...*
-Zero takes 10 damage
*Kratos: 10?!
Martel: Mana Light does not affect non-living beings.*
Zero: *passes out*
*Kratos and Mithos win!
2500 EXP obtained
Kratos gains a level!
Prism Sword learned
3000 *random currency here* gained*
*Kratos sheathes his sword.*
Kratos: *looks at Dragonium* Now, THAT'S how you do a text battle.
-Mithos: *disappears*
-Xios: Ugh... *gets up* Well, I haven't lost a duel in a long time. Well fought, Kratos. *Kratos and Xios shake hands*
-Zero: I need a drink. *goes back to his normal spot behind the bar*
Post by: BlackIceAdept on March 25, 2005, 12:03:57 AM
Issac: Lets kick his ***!
Issac, Blackiceadept vs. Kratos, Mithos
Issac casts mother gaia
Kratos and Mithos take 2500damage
Kratos: Damn you!
Kratos casts Hell Pyre
Issac takes 20 damage
Mithos: Get away from me!
Mithos uses Rejection
Blackiceadept takes 200 damage
Blackiceadept: You wish to battle me weakling?
Blackiceadept casts freeze prisim
Kratos and Mithos take 4000 damage
Issac: Come on Bane lets get 'em!
Issac unleashs Bane! CRITCAL!!!
Mithos take 9999 damage! and has VENOM!
Mithos: Damn you... damn you... all... *falls*
Kratos: Repent for you crimes!
Kratos uses Demon Fang -> Lightning Blade -> Victory Light Spear combo
Issac takes 300 damage
Blackiceadept: Prepare for hell!
Blackiceadept unleashes Sleet
Kratos takes 500 damage
Issac: Open the the deaphs of hell for call upon Charon the reaper of souls and keeper of the river Sytx!!!!!
Issac summons Charon!
Kratos takes 5000 damage
Kratos: Your dead for that!
Kratos: Judgement!!!
Issac takes 9999!!!!
Issac falls
Blackiceadept miss
Blackiceadept: ...die...
Blackiceadept summons Iris!
Kratos takes 9999!!!
Issac gets back up...
Blackiceadept and Issac win!!!
OOC: Thank you your too kind!!! :bend:
Post by: MSlash67 on March 25, 2005, 12:05:23 AM
Slash:I gotta sneeze, a-a-choo!
*Bar catches fire*
Slash:.....Oh Sh**!!
*grabs someone's beer and puts out the fire*
Guy: Hey! my beer!!
Slash: It was for a good cause.
Guy: Meanie...
Razor: Hey! Are you gonna pay for those damages!?!!
Slash:..............
Razor: I'm talkin to you!!!
Slash: Well you see the thing is.....it was him!*points to a random guy*
Razor: Ok then pay up!!!
Guy: Dammit! first my beer now this.
Slash:He he, Sucker.
Razor: What was that!?
Slash:Uhh......*pretends to pass out on the bar*
Post by: WarxePB on March 25, 2005, 12:12:08 AM
*Warxe walks in*
-Warxe: So, what did I miss?
-Xios: Me and Zero were defdeated by Kratos and Mithos, then some losers came in and defeated them.
-BIA: I heard that!
-Xios: Quiet, you.
-Kratos: Excuse me. I have other things to do.
*Kratos disappears*
-Warxe: So... what now?
-Xios: I dunno. Got any ideas?
-Warxe: Darts?
-Xios: Fine.
-Warxe: *summons a dartboard and hangs it on the wall*
-Xios: I'll start. *He walks up to the dartboard, and sticks all of his darts into the center.*
Xios: Oh yeah!
-Warxe: I saw you do that.
-Xios: Do what?
-Warxe: Well... you walked up to the dartboard and stuck them in...
-Xios: No, I didn't. That was just your imagination.
-Warxe: Really? But I swear...
-Xios: Nope.
-Warxe: Well, okay. My turn, then. *He misses on all throws*
-Xios: Too bad. I win this time.
-Warxe: Guess so. *buys a beer for Xios*
Post by: BlackIceAdept on March 25, 2005, 12:22:21 AM
Issac: ...(Thinks why not summon the mars star for a little ***-burning fun?)
Blackiceadept: ...beer on the house!!! :D
Post by: MSlash67 on March 25, 2005, 12:25:15 AM
Razor:I thought you passed out?
Slash:Uhh....*chugs beer and then pretends to pass out again*
Post by: Darkfox on March 25, 2005, 12:25:20 AM
Post by: BlackIceAdept on March 25, 2005, 12:30:44 AM
Blackiceadept: *stops making beer rain from the sky...* What?
Issac*wispering*: Dragon time?
Blackiceadept*wispering*: Yeah...
Blackiceadept/Issac: Might of fire, earth, and water fuse to create the shadow dragon!
Shadow Dragon: ROAR!!!!!!*Guess who wethead?*
Shadow Dragon sends Psychosis sky high with water and then smacks him with Meteor!!!
Psychosis takes 9999 damage...
Psychosis falls...
Post by: Darkfox on March 25, 2005, 03:46:48 AM
Real Psychosis: *uses Psychic throw on Lightwolf* I know. Their weird... and quit making comments about my fashion sense... so... nobody wants the roof and the floor fixed? Or the fire put out... gosh... I just want one thing, does everybody hate me? *cries*
Darkfox: Mr. Dragon, your senseless destruction and torment of the citizens of this pub comes to an end!
Full Godbeast Darkfox VS Shadow Dragon
Darkfox changes into a gigantic 50 tailed fox bound by golden chains, the Legendary Darkfox.
Shadow Dragon: ...? *laughs*
Legendary Darkfox uses "Definity's Roar" the intensity is so great it causes all inanimate objects to distort.
Shadow Dragon receives 8000 damage
Shadow Dragon uses the water attack, Holy Weapon Darkfox is unmoved but receives 20 damage.
Holy Weapon Darkfox switches to dislodged state, glows with a light blue aura.
Shadow Dragon uses dark wind.
Legendary Darkfox takes 263 damage, and slides backwards barely.
Legendary Darkfox: Holy Purge!
Everything darkens, multiple light particles appear, turn to balls of light then zoom at Shadow Dragon in blue streams, like laser beams and pass through him, it ends, Shadow Dragon receives 10000 damage critical. Shadow Dragon is sent crashing through the wall.
Darkfox wins.
Receives: Nothing
Darkfox: What? I don't loot my opponents!
Razor: You'll pay for that wall! And clean up that mess!
Darkfox: But he... I... *sighs, changes back to normal, gets a broom and sweeps* well you better behave from now on Mr. Dragon, no more of your over exaggerated battle sequences and don't pick on little girls anymore just because you can!
Xen: Why? Wait I don't pick on little girls...
Darkfox: Not you! The Shadow Dragon!!
Xen: Oh... *continues mischief*
*Ambrosia heals Shadow Dragon*
Ambrosia: I'm a dragon too!
Darkfox: I gotta go get a bigger broom... *disappears*
Razor: Yes that would be good...
Psychosis: He ditched...
Razor: Darnit!!
Psychosis: Hello...? I can do it! Just take my offer!!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 25, 2005, 09:44:13 AM
Razor: Wait for it... Wait for it...
*MT11 Eats BlackIceAdept*
Everyone: w00t!
Post by: Dragonium on March 25, 2005, 09:51:03 AM
*Mobile Type 8 lands on him*
Sephiroth: What the heck is that?!
Dragonium: Only FF8's most deadly robotic killing machine ever... Not too much of a problem...
Vincent: Let's leave...
Sephiroth: Yep...
Dragonium: No way! I have a vendetta against this thing!!
Battle start! (Clickies!) (http://www.freehomepages.com/duelist/FF7boss.mid)
[[Mobile Type 8: Counter Mode ON, Support Mode OFF]]
Dragonium uses Burning Edge on everyone, increasing their strength by 50!
Sephiroth uses Masamune for 1365 damage!
Mobile Type 8 counterattacks with Twin Homing Laser for 6508 damage!
Dragonium: No! You have to wait until those shoulder pad things come off and it changes mode!
Sephiroth: I knew that...
Vincent uses Cura on Sephiroth, healing 5000 HP!
Dragonium uses Swift Steps on the party, granting Haste status!
[[Mobile Type 8: Counter Mode OFF, Support Mode ON]]
Dragonium: There it goes! Hit it!
Sephiroth uses Masamune for 4301 damage!
Vincent uses Deathblow for 2397 damage!
Dragonium: Careful now, it's taken a good amount of damage...
Mobile Type 8 uses Corona, reducing everyone to 1HP!
Vincent uses Full-Cure on himself, healing to Max HP!
[[Sephiroth Limit!]]
Sephiroth transforms into One Winged Angel!
Dragonium uses Superheat Beam, reducing Mobile Type 8's defence to 1!
Mobile Type 8 uses Homing Laser on Dragonium for 3476 damage!
Dragonium has fallen!
Vincent uses Full-Life on Dragonium, healing to Max HP!
Sephiroth uses Apocalypse Blade for 8989 damage!
Mobile Type 8 uses Static Electricity on Sephiroth, inducing Paralysis status!
Vincent uses Nonpareil on Dragonium, allowing him to exceed the damage limit!
[[Dragonium Limit!]]
Dragonium: This is for all those years I couldn't beat you!
Dragonium uses Revenge Rush for 138909 damage!
Mobile Type 8 is defeated!
*Victory poses*
Sephiroth: *Sucks his wing back in* Well, that was fun.
Dragonium: *Sips beer* Yup.
Post by: Drace on March 25, 2005, 01:27:31 PM
Razor: Thank you, and by this, the beer price will be tripled.
Post by: WarxePB on March 25, 2005, 02:01:20 PM
-Xios: And that was for...?
-Warxe: The pub, of course. Yo Razor, can I buy a beer for the pub?
-Razor: Yes.
*Warxe buys a beer, and drinks it.*
-Xios: I thought that was for the pub.
-Warxe: It is, but the pub can't really drink it.
-Pub: Oh really?
*A giant mouth appears on one of the walls of the pub, and it eats Warxe.*
-Razor: O_o
-Xios: ...Rrrrrrrrrrrright...
Post by: Darkfox on March 25, 2005, 05:12:19 PM
Post by: Dragonium on March 25, 2005, 06:25:37 PM
Razor: Am I meant to care...?
Pub: Ehh... You weren't meant to say that... Just give me beer!
Dragonium: Oh, crap... Looks like it's battle time again... *Draws his sword*
Vincent: Aaaww...
[[Please make a party of three]]
Dragonium: Hm... It'll be me, Psychosis, and...
*Looks around the pub at the drunkards*
Dragonium: Hmm...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 25, 2005, 07:02:13 PM
*smashes Dragonium over the head repeatedly with a mallet, Dragonium passes out*
MT11: Phew...
Post by: Darkfox on March 25, 2005, 07:17:47 PM
MT11: What!?
Psychosis: *smiles*
MT11: The cuteness is driving me insane!!! AGHHH!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEE!?
Psychosis: *replays earlier request on a small tape recorder*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 25, 2005, 07:24:55 PM
Post by: Darkfox on March 25, 2005, 10:07:30 PM
MT11: Pages?
Psychosis: *sweatdrop*
Post by: Drace on March 26, 2005, 01:07:31 AM
Psychosis: Stop looking at my tail! Geez, stupid Drace. LOOK AWAY!!!
Drace: *Looks away*
Psychosis: Ok, now back to business. *turns to MT11*
Drace: Looks at tail again. Wait, I think I forgott the s.... *get's pucnhed in the face by Psychosis)
Post by: Darkfox on March 26, 2005, 02:22:54 AM
Post by: Dragonium on March 26, 2005, 09:43:06 AM
Dragonium: Aaagh! *Wakes up, punches Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: Ow... Well, at least you're okay...
Razor: Sephiroth, are you gonna pay for the water now?
Sephiroth: It's water, I don't have to pay for it.
Razor: No? *Punches Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: Ummh... *Collapses*
Post by: Razor on March 26, 2005, 11:10:16 AM
Post by: Dragonium on March 26, 2005, 11:30:59 AM
Xen: Yay! *Grabs beer and downs it in one gulp*
Razor: Of course, it's now the 101st page, so the price is doubled.
Xen: *Gulp*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 26, 2005, 01:00:44 PM
Xen: *eats MT11*
MT11: Thanks.
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on March 26, 2005, 02:20:13 PM
Xen: where r u goin?
MMB: to my only love...
Xen: you have a love?!?!
MMB: yup...
Red: thts odd i tought you where so ugly tht nobody liked u....
MMB: :@:@:@!!!
Red: woops!
Xen: whe better run!
Red: good plan (Y)
*Xen, & Red start running while MMB gets his motorcycle*
VROOOOM!!!!
*drives past Xen, and Red........straight into a cayon*
AAAAAAAAAH! PLOF!
MMB: a....a....u.....au.....AU!!!!!!!!
Post by: Darkfox on March 26, 2005, 08:28:24 PM
Post by: Drace on March 26, 2005, 08:33:58 PM
Psychosis: Looking at my tail.
Drace: Oh yeah *looks at tail again*
Psychosis: *Kicks Drace in the nuts*
Drace: *Squeaky voice* That..... hurted.... *passes out*
Post by: Darkfox on March 26, 2005, 08:36:52 PM
Psychosis: I know, I wonder what is wrong.
Post by: Razor on March 27, 2005, 10:00:05 AM
Batman: There's no need for profanity, my old chum.
Razor: What the - why the Hell are you here?
Batman: There's no need for profanity, my old chum.
Razor: Right, right. Well, while you're here, buy a drink or get out.
Batman: I'll have a white wine spritzer, my old chum.
Razor: I only sell beer -
Batman: My old chum.
Post by: Xen on March 27, 2005, 11:55:19 AM
Razor: But this is page 101!!!
Xen: I know, I wasn't here for that.
Razor: Yes you were!! Some few posts ago!!!
Xen: Yeah, but....I...uuhh...look over there!! *points in random direction*
Razor: *looks in direction Xen pointed, but turns back upon hearing loud smashing noises*
Xen: *punching holes in pub wall*
Razor: Xen!!! What are you doing!?
Xen: What I always do!! Besides, 'cause we reached 100 pages, I've gotta punch the pub 100 times! *continues punching wall*
Batman: That dragon is doing some damage, my old chum.
Razor: Shut up.
Post by: Darkfox on March 27, 2005, 09:24:42 PM
Post by: Grandy on March 27, 2005, 10:59:57 PM
Razor: After buying 100 beers that are 100% old and for 100gil each, plus 101gil because its the 101 page?
Grandy: Of course, just wait until I have money...
Batman: And where will you find it, my old chum?
Grandy: Well... Theres this millionaire, Bruce Wayne, I'll steal some stuff from him. And after that only more 99 people to go!
Batman: Good luck, my old chum.
Post by: Razor on March 28, 2005, 07:35:07 AM
Red: What happen?
Engineer: Somebody set us up the bomb!
Razor: *shoots engineer* It would seem my XXXtra strong Laxatives feel into the beer supply.
Red: Why the hell do you have a supply of laxatives?
Razor: Occasions like this.
*Everybody, save Razor Batman and Red -
Red: Haha, because I don't have bowels.
- rush towards the toilet*
Razor: Which is broken by the way. What a funny coincidence.
Post by: Darkfox on March 28, 2005, 06:53:20 PM
Darkfox: I don't drink.
Lightwolf: Your beer sucks.
Richard Nixon: I am not a crook!
Post by: Grandy on March 28, 2005, 07:37:55 PM
Razor: You could be the guy who get paid for buy beer. $ (-)3.00 a hour and you must buy the beer with your money.
Grandy: 'Kay... I'll pretend you didnt just read my mind.
Red: He didnt, you just start to talk when you think you're not talking, you just say "*" at the beggining and end of it.
Grandy: *I wish he'd shut up*
Red: See?
Post by: Dragonium on March 28, 2005, 07:44:40 PM
Sephiroth: Whatcha readin'? *Leans over book*
Dragonium: Block light! Do not block light! *Kick*
Sephiroth: Sorry... *Hides in a corner*
Tifa: *Walks in* Oh, Dragonium, that's where you got to...
Dragonium: Hmm? *Looks up*
Selphie: *Walks in* Hiya Draggy!
Dragonium: What the...?!
Quistis: *Walks in* Hello...
Tifa: Hey, who are you?!
Selphie: Who's askin'?
Quistis: Hey, I'm here with Dragonium, could you both please leave?
Tifa: I think you'll find I'm with him.
Selphie: No, you're not, I am!
*Cat fight starts*
Post by: Darkfox on March 28, 2005, 07:50:38 PM
Psychosis: Hey wake up, quit daydreaming. You know they would never fight over a commoner like you. Anyways... I don't see what guys see in them.
Post by: Grandy on March 28, 2005, 09:03:18 PM
Psychosis: I have legs too!
Grandy: I mean... legs without fur...
Post by: WarxePB on March 28, 2005, 09:09:34 PM
-Xios: Shut up.
-Kratos: I concur.
-Zero: No one likes you, Warxe.
-Warxe: Awww... *walks away*
Post by: Razor on March 28, 2005, 10:27:06 PM
BIA: Five times?
Razor: Fine, 6.
BIA: Six times??
Razor: Shut up! 7.
BIA: Se-
Red: Ya better stop there kid.
BIA: Who ya callin kid?
Red: Hey, I'm dead, I think that indicates that I am far older than you.
Post by: Darkfox on March 29, 2005, 07:28:19 AM
*Psychosis switches with her psycho inverse counterpart, grabs Grandy and begins stuffing him into a beer bottle and drowning him in beer then switches back*
Psychosis: Anybody want to drink it? I call it... "The Drowning of a Weak Mind" what do you guys think?
Everybody: BOOYAH!
Lightwolf: Way ta go Star Girl! Show everybody your tatoo!
Psychosis: IT'S NOT A TATOO!! IT'S A BIRTHMARK!!! Errrr... except it's a black star shaped fur patch. AND I'M NOT SHOWING THAT OFF BECAUSE IT'S EMBARASSING!!
Lightwolf: Why?
Psychosis: -_- *sends Lightwolf out the window with strong psychic power* Anybody else want to bother me about it?
Darkfox: *looks down at Lightwolf* You never learn do you?
Lightwolf: Nope. *passes out*
Ambrosia: Hmmmm... *reaches into MT11's mouth and pulls out the Shadow Dragon who annoyingly cusses MT11 out and not wanting to hear it toss him aside and covers her ears* Let the yelling stop! My poor ears cannot take it!
Post by: Eternal Darkness on March 29, 2005, 10:15:05 AM
ED:*wakes up in time to see Ambrosia run out the pub screaming like a little girl* Damn it i missed the fun again. I have got to stop sleeping so much.
Razor: OH well you can't be involved with everything and it was so funny
ED: Stop it *Runs out of pub covering ears and humming to himself*
Post by: Dragonium on March 29, 2005, 01:52:45 PM
Sephiroth: Watcha readin'? *Leans over*
Dragonium: *Attaches bungee rope to leg and leaps out of window* Wheee!
Xen: I thought we were on the ground floor...?
*Everyone looks at window*
*Thud*
Post by: Xen on March 29, 2005, 03:33:14 PM
Grandy: Xen? Wheres Dragonium? You didn't eat him, did you?
Xen: No. If I were to eat anyone here, who is edible or who won't give me bad stomach pains, I'd just eat 'em.
Grandy: Hmpf. Where's Dragonium then?
Xen: Bungee jumping off a really tall skyscraper. I took him there so he could do it. He was scared though, so I pushed him.
Grandy: Then... *looks out window* ...why is the bungee rope still here?
Xen: Uh oh.
Over to Dragonium...
Dragonium: *Falling at a high speed* ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Post by: Dragonium on March 29, 2005, 04:27:02 PM
*Gets a book out of bag called "What to Do if Someone Pushes You off a Really Tall Skyscraper"*
Dragonium: No... No... No... *Flicking through pages* No... No... No... *Gets to end of book* Dammit, that wasn't helpful at all!
Sephiroth: Whatcha readin'? *Leans over*
Dragonium: Idea!
*Stands on Sephiroth in mid-air*
Sephiroth: What? A little extra weight is no problem, my Jenova cells mean I can fly!
Dragonium: Go on then.
Sephiroth: Hmm? *Looks down* Oh crap...
*Smack*
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on March 29, 2005, 06:19:28 PM
MMB: hey look drag. and seph just smacked to the ground!
Razor: *looks* hmmmmmm
*MMK comes falling from the sky*
MMK: WEEEEEEEEH!!! SKYDIVING!!!!!! OH SH!T THE GROUND!!!
*smack!!!*
MMK: OUCH!!
MMB: gee! *slaps his forehead and yells*
MMK, USE UR PARASUTE NEXT TIME!!
-reverses time for MMK-
MMK: oh, ok, how do i......
*smack!!*
MMB: you wacko!!!
Post by: Darkfox on March 29, 2005, 09:06:41 PM
Carbunka: What was that!? Is the sky falling!? WE ARE DOOOOOOOOMMMED!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 30, 2005, 12:19:45 PM
Ambrosia: *Pointing to various people smacking onto the ground after falling off a skyscraper* That painful?
MT11: *Looks at beer bottle* Alcohol percentage, 100%! This stuff is strong enough to kill you!
MMB: Now to jump off the skyscraper onto the trampoline! *falling* oh, wait, that's not a trampoline! I don't see so good... whatever... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *crack*
MT11: This explains alot...
Post by: Darkfox on March 30, 2005, 04:30:48 PM
Post by: Grandy on March 30, 2005, 05:47:14 PM
Razor: Believe me, you don't want to know. This is not even beer!
Post by: Darkfox on March 30, 2005, 06:32:25 PM
Gamble: O_o'
Flammie: When is the next Secret of Mana?
Lightwolf: What the...
Ambrosia: Oh no you don't, there's only room for one white dragoness! *throws Flammie out*
Post by: Dragonium on March 30, 2005, 06:40:54 PM
Sephiroth: Would you mind getting off me now?
Dragonium: Get bent, Seph.
*Boom, beams of light go everywhere, Dragonium falls off*
Sephiroth: *Grows a wing* Now I'm annoyed! Eat Masamune!
Dragonium: You gonna fly over here and hit me with your big sword?
Sephiroth: Just you wait! *Jumps up and flies over to Dragonium sideways*
Dragonium: Why are you flying like that?
Sephiroth: One wing, stupid!
Xen: Teeheeheeheeheehee! *Shoots Seph with a slingshot*
*Ping*
Sephiroth: Aaaagh! My eye! Myyy eeeeeeeye!!!
Post by: Darkfox on March 30, 2005, 06:46:00 PM
Lightwolf: Who wears a tanktop and big pants!
Ambrosia: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Yes... thanks for again pointing out the obvious...
Lightwolf: Your welcome! *Psychosis uses psychic toss on him*
Post by: Razor on March 31, 2005, 06:55:32 AM
Darkfox: yes.
Razor: well, to quote Weird Al, "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!" *preceeds to shove a bottle of beer down DF's throat*
Darkfox: *chokes*
Razor: There we go.
Darkfox: Guhh! This stuff's vile!
Razor: Yeah, well, it is composed mainly of Austrian male model back hair sweat, [STRIKE]pig urine[/STRIKE] and laxatives.
Darkfox: ...
Razor: You try paying the bills!
Darkfox: You don't even PAY the bills! Guh, I don't feel well.
Razor: Yeah, that would be the [STRIKE]pig urine[/STRIKE] back hair sweat.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 31, 2005, 10:59:25 AM
Razor: Oh no you don't!
MT11: *Is sick on Razor*
Razor: Gah! Oh well, more drinks ingredients... Moosesick cocktail anyone?
Everyone exept Xen: Barf!
Xen: Yummy!
Post by: Xen on March 31, 2005, 12:52:28 PM
Xen: Wait a sec. I don't remember having a liking for sick!! That's sick! Well, 'cause I'm drinking sick!! That's sick!! I'm not meant to be drinking sick!!!
Razor: Want another Moosesick Cocktail Xen?
Xen: Yes.
Post by: Dragonium on March 31, 2005, 07:42:11 PM
*Crickets, tumbleweed rolls across*
Psychosis: Grr... *Walks across with broom and sweeps tumbleweed away, then gets bug spray and gasses crickets*
Crickets: Uuumgh... *Hundreds of tiny thuds*
Dragonium: *Gets phone out* Hey guys, get over here.
*Radian and Samba walk in*
Dragonium: Heya guys, how's it goin'?
Radian: ...
Samba: ...
Dragonium: ...
Radian: ...
Samba: ...
Dragonium: I have to create the two introverted heroes, don't I?
Post by: Darkfox on March 31, 2005, 09:22:14 PM
Post by: Razor on March 31, 2005, 10:01:33 PM
Shadowbeast:
Post by: Darkfox on March 31, 2005, 11:07:28 PM
Razor: AGHHH! STOMACH ACID!!! AGHHHHHHH! MY EYYYESSS! AGHHHH! IT WENT UP MY NOOOOSSSEEE!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Darkfox: Are you done now?
Razor: Yes... *passes out*
Everybody else except the non-drinkers: YAY! *drink* UGH!!
Post by: Drace on April 01, 2005, 05:29:21 AM
Sarah: Hi guys.
Drace: No, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Not her!
Darkfox: Are you gay or something, look at here. She's gorgeous.
Drace: I'm not gay, she is.
Psychosis: Better watch my tail then. *grabs tail*
Post by: Razor on April 01, 2005, 07:36:57 AM
Drace: That was so last week, the ring thing.
Razor: Drink your beer!
Drace: Ok! *drinks* Mmm, exceptionally tasty!
Everyone:
Post by: SleepAid on April 01, 2005, 12:36:06 PM
Post by: Darkfox on April 01, 2005, 04:32:46 PM
Psychosis: Don't touch the tail unless it's non-torturous! It's going to take forever to get rid of the scorch... my poor tail... *hugs it*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 01, 2005, 04:50:24 PM
Psycosis: No you don't!
*Psyco tosses MT11 to the moon*
Post by: Grandy on April 01, 2005, 05:14:15 PM
Post by: Darkfox on April 01, 2005, 05:49:00 PM
Post by: Razor on April 01, 2005, 10:44:16 PM
Psychosis: You don't make me go here! I stay here on my own free will.
Razor: Sure you do. *uses Psychic power to keep Psychosis at bay*
Psychosis: Oh noes! Something's trying to get into my head - it's trying - it's trying - now it's trying to open a window - buts its locked - now its giving up - its going down to the local pub - its getting a beer!
Razor: Blasted lazy psychic power! I knew I shouldn't have stole it off that hobo.
Post by: Darkfox on April 01, 2005, 10:55:09 PM
Post by: Razor on April 02, 2005, 02:37:07 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 02, 2005, 12:37:40 PM
PH: MWOI HOI HOI HOI! OI'S GONNA RULE THE WOYLED, JUS YOU SEE!
Razor: Wanna drink?
PH: T' BE SURE OI WANT ONE.
MT11: Why do you have a Cornish accent?
PH: OI COME FROM CORNWALL, T'BE SURE!
Post by: Dragonium on April 02, 2005, 09:01:23 PM
Hobo: Vwee hee hee hee hee!
Dragonium: Why is he laughing like Ultros...?
Hobo: Because I BE Ultros! Vwee hee hee! *Turns into Ultros*
Dragonium: Quick, Radian! Smite him or something!
Radian: I don't "do" smiting...
Dragonium: He's coming closer!
Ultros: Vwee hee hee hee!
Radian: It's not my "problem"...
Dragonium: Stop talking in quotes, you arsehole!
Post by: Darkfox on April 02, 2005, 09:15:48 PM
Post by: Razor on April 03, 2005, 10:54:51 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 03, 2005, 01:44:47 PM
Post by: Drace on April 03, 2005, 02:42:47 PM
MT11: ............
Razor: ..............
Darkfox: .............
Psychosis: ...........
Dragonium: ...........
Drace: What?! It's not.... not.... not... not.... like I I I I am ccccccra a a a a azzzzzzy.
Post by: Darkfox on April 03, 2005, 07:46:09 PM
Lightwolf: Ditto.
Gamble: Same here.
Neth: I'm psychotic.
Morro Demaru: I HATE MY NEICE! I WANT HER DEAD!
Tina Demaru: *writes on a piece of paper "I HAT MOIRO! I WISS HE DED!!"
Bakemo Demaru: Quit harassing my little angel!
Morro Demaru: LITTLE!? GRAAAH!
Drew Carey: Will you all shut up!?
Void: Mmmm... Drew... must devour..
Drew Carey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Void swallows Drew Carey*
Post by: WarxePB on April 03, 2005, 08:13:10 PM
-Jani Fors: Why do you even care? You don't even live on the same planet.
-Warxe: ...Good point.
-Jani Fors: That's 7 times.
-Warxe: Damn.
*Jani Fors pulls out a gun and shoots Warxe, who mysteriously explodes.*
-Jani Fors: ...I knew I shouldn't have bought this from that Kill Bill convention...
*She tosses it away*
-Xios: Finally!
*Xios chants something, and all of Warxe's body parts come back together.*
-Kratos: Trying to reanimate him again?
-Xios: Darn tootin'. *Warxe is now a zombie.*
-Warxe: Guhhh...
-Xios: Okay. Now this time, don't fall apa- *Warxe's limbs fall off*
-Dragonium: *holding a chainsaw* Wasn't me... *runs away*
-Xios: ANIMATION!
*A skeletal hand punches through the floor, and a skeleton climbs out.*
-Red: UNCLE BILL! *goes to hug the skeleton*
-Xios, Kratos and Jani Fors: O_O
Post by: Razor on April 03, 2005, 10:01:58 PM
Void: I dunno, that non funny English guy in the first seasons?
Razor: No! He sucked! *punches Void in gut*
Void: Foolish mortal, I have no gut! Prepare for infinate pain and torture!
Razor: Shut up! *punches Void in gut*
Void: Oh god... my gut!... it hurts so bad... *falls onto floor, Drew Carey gets coughed up*
DC: Thanks kid.
Razor: Kid?! *punches Drew Carey in gut*
DC: Oh god... my gut!... it hurts so bad... *falls onto floor, MT11 and Drace get coughed up*
MT11: Hey, you promised me treasure. There was no treasure in there. It smelt funny.
Drace: It's not my fault you got lost in his colon.
Razor: WTF you guys doing in there?!!?
Drace: Treasure hunt.
Post by: Grandy on April 03, 2005, 10:33:03 PM
Razor: And you?
Grandy: I was fishing, I got a lot of diferent things, but no fih in there.
Post by: Darkfox on April 03, 2005, 10:33:48 PM
Void: Of course...
Darkfox: Looks like you got a bunch of dead stars and meteors. You better get rid of em fast...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 04, 2005, 09:13:55 AM
Grandy: Give us that, precious.
MT11: Why?
Grandy: It'ssssss my birthday, precious.
Razor: not again...
Post by: Drace on April 04, 2005, 08:02:08 PM
Grandy: What your going to do with it?
Drace: Something bad!
Grandy: What?
Drace: *grabs the .............................
Grandy: Oh My God! Not the ..................
Drace: Yes the .................. will destroy this LOTR thing!
Grandy: You do know that this joke ain't funny.
Drace: Yes.
Post by: Dragonium on April 04, 2005, 08:30:48 PM
Samba: Hey!
Radian: *Gets his laptop out and edits Samba's source code, takes off the switch that stops Samba's Autorun events* Heh heh...
*Samba repeatedly slams into the wall over and over again*
Dragonium: Radian, I thought you weren't allowed to do anything evil...
Radian: No... Of course not... *Edits random people's source code*
Post by: Razor on April 04, 2005, 09:52:49 PM
Darkfox: This is unusual.
Drace: No weirder than normal.
Razor: Oh noes! I know what caused this.
Darkfox: What?
Razor: Well, when you said that void had all those dead stars and comets in him, that caused my petrol powered logic generator to overload, and die.
Darkfox: The heck's a logic generator?
Razor: Like when a plane goes in the sky, it needs to pump in air so that everyone on the plane doesn't die due to the Earth's air pressure at that height in the sky. If we didn't have it at the Charas Pub, we'd all die of powerful non logic. *looks over to everyone* SO NONE OF YOU DO SOMETHING OVERWHELMINGLY REDICULOUS FOR NOW!
*everyone looks at Warxe*
Warxe: Heh heh, o.o;
*time passes*
Warxe: I know, I'll summon a cake!
Razor: *slomotion* NNnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooo-
Warxe: *attempts to summon cake, a pizza appears and eats him, causing them both to explode*
MT11: AHHH, MY HEAD!!! *dies*
Razor: That's the deadly effect of a world without a logic buffer.
Drew Carey: Ooh, that really sucks. But I'm going to go now guys, see if I can pick up chicks in some chatrooms. Bye! *opens "Shortcut to FireFox.lnk." on the desktop*
Razor: But yeah, because you said that Void had lots of dead stars, which could mean there were supernovae, black holes and stars nearon about to be both, located entirely with in him, it means that, *opens "Shortcut to DancinFatAlbert.lnk"* *a dancing Fat Albert appears* Void is bigger than 1, *opens "Shortcut to DancinFatAlbert.lnk" two more times* and even 3 Fat Alberts. And since he was locallised within the pub, and the pub ain't that big, the program died. Also, he would have been at the direct core of the crash.
Darkfox: Ouch.
Red: Hey Razor, are you getting enough screen time yet?
Razor: Shut up. Anyway, I'll just open the shortcut to the Charas Pub and we'll be back in a second. *does so*
*******************
*******************
*******************
*Razor and Weregnome from the earliest posts are talking*
Red: What the Hell?
Past Razor: What the Hell?
Razor: Whoops. Looks like we forgot to save.
Red: Why I am spinning on a 8 Ball table?
Past Red: Hooray! *spins*
Darkfox: This time, buy a better generator.
Psychosis: Hey, where's past meeeee?
Drace: You didn't appear till way later.
Psychosis: Aww...
Post by: ES2005 on April 04, 2005, 10:28:54 PM
Razor: Well, wha's going on is--
ES2005: Shut up. Please.
Idiot: Now its time fro random stuff!
ES2005: Oh no you don't. That would make me a spammer.
Red: You don't appear until...
ES2005: I don't care. I magically put us back here. Nothing is qrong, but no one has the power to edit source codes.
All: Awww...
Post by: Drace on April 05, 2005, 06:13:43 AM
Razor: Watched 'Back To The Future' again?
Drace: No professor!
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on April 05, 2005, 06:44:51 AM
WOAH!
mmb: drace what are you doing?!!?
drace: i dont know!
mmb: me neither bye! *walks away*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 05, 2005, 08:17:02 AM
Music: Dun Dun Dun!
MT11: *Dies*
Past MT11: D'oh. So that's what happens to me in the future. Suddenly my life has no point. I'm just gonna stay in some pub and drink my life away.
Razor: You do that anyway.
MT11: Good point.
Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 12:21:26 PM
Dragonium: *Appears in a classroom somewhere* Now then class, today I will be taking your Physics lesson. Out first topic will be Space. Now, it has been scientifically proven that all explosions are louder in space because there is no air to get in the way.
*Disappears again*
Radian: *Appears on www.BuyIntoHeaven.com* Whoa! *Starts stuffing money in a collection box, then ascends up to heaven*
Samba: *Slamming into wall* ...
Dragonium: *Appears back in the pub, and falls upwards towards the floor* Huh?!
Razor: We have to get that generator fixed...
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on April 05, 2005, 12:27:05 PM
mmb: thisll never work!
*kaboom!*
mmb: *black head* ok, wrong wire...
razor: well....is it fixed yet? *face against a wall*
mmb: nope i cant seem to.....*presses an unknown button*
*takakakakkakakaka, krrrrkrrrr*
mmb: wtf!
razor: what the..........
*generator stops*
razor: :| oo oh!
dragonium: ern.........mmb, put it on again!!!
*both fall*
mmb: *puts it on*
*both smack up against the wall again*
razor: off! off!
*turns off*
dragonium: on! on!
*An endless cyclus*
Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 05:58:27 PM
Razor:You're gonna have to pay for that!
Weirdbeard11:Oh yea?!
*weirdbeard11 knocks razor out with a club*
BAAAAAAR FIIIIIIIGHT
*Weirdbeard11 jumps on a table pulls out a cloud sword and murders everyone*
Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 06:03:16 PM
*Radian hops on the table and gets his big golden axe* ...
*Samba hops on the table and loads his Eikos* ...
Weirdbeard: :(
*Gets filled full of bullets and hacked to bits in a very painful way*
Dragonium: *Throws all the bits of Weirdbeard out the door* ...
Psychosis: *Sweeps the blood off the step* Will you people stop making a mess?!
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on April 05, 2005, 06:05:46 PM
mmb: *presses a button again*
*BAOOOOM!!!!!*
mmb: woops sorry weerdbeard!
*weerdbeards beard falls off *
Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 06:07:13 PM
weirdbeard11:Now you die!!!!!
Weirdbeard11 pulls out every weapon known to mankind
This wrecks the logic generator as weirdbeard11 only has 2 hands
Razor:NOO The generator broke again!!!!
*Everyone ends up inside internet explorer on a picture of a naked granny*
Weirdbeard11 commits suicide
Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 06:11:47 PM
Razor: *Opens door and looks out* There he is.
*Weirdbeard is walking down the path towards the Pub*
*Everyone snipes Weirdbeard before he gets any closer*
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on April 05, 2005, 06:12:49 PM
Razor: i sayd it!
weerd b.: humph...
razor & mmb: you where friiggin dead!!!
Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 06:20:38 PM
*Chops off Weird's head*
*Head reattaches itself*
Samba: I'm bored too. *Fills Weird full of Ultimate Ammo*
*Bullets fall out*
Radian: That does it!
*God's hand comes down out of the clouds and smushes Weird, then picks him up and throws him away into the sea*
Dragonium: You know, Radian, sometimes I like having a Holy Warrior on my side.
Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 06:45:57 PM
weirdbeard11:Okay that's it....
DEVILS SNARE!!!!!
*Everyone is stuck in a constricting cage of black fire*
weirdbeard11 nicks a gun and shoots god
weirdbeard11 summons satan
*satan smashes up the roof (again)
Razor:Alright that's a lawsuit!
Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 06:51:45 PM
*Meteor lands in the pub, smashing a great hole in the roof*
Dragonium: Seph!
Sephiroth: Sorry.
Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 07:20:02 PM
*weirdbeard11 burns a copy of FF7*
Sephiroth: ah it burns aaaah aaaah help!
*weirdbeard11 tries to shoot dragonium*
Weirdbeard11:You think yo so hard because you joined up a couple months before me!!!!!
*bullet goes through dragonium because of dam logic generator and then hits logic generator turning the whole inn into a massive pit of php code*
weirdbeard11: Dam you god!!!!!
*weirdbeard11 get's struck by lightning*
Post by: Darkfox on April 05, 2005, 07:35:17 PM
Larry: HEEHEEHEEE!!!! *looks over at weirdbeard and then at Sephiroth, then over at Razor and rubs his hands together* Heeheehee... *pulls out huge electric shaver*
Razor: NOOOOO!
Sephiroth: NOT MY PRECIOUS HAIR!!!
Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 07:39:48 PM
Sephiroth:Oh jeez i'm gonna lose my girly hair do
Draconium:Tickle me! I'm Elmo!
Post by: Dragonium on April 05, 2005, 07:43:10 PM
Larry: Huh?
Dragonium: *Shaves off Weirdbeard's beard* I have a plan!
MMB: *Fiddling with generator* And... Fixed it!
Dragonium: Aha! *Blasts Weirdbeard with logic*
*Poof, Weirdbeard disappears*
Larry: What happened?
Dragonium: He had no beard and he wasn't weird any more. He just ceased to exist.
*Everyone parties*
Drace: *Spills drink on the generator* Oops!
*Boom*
Everyone: ... *Stare at Drace*
Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 05, 2005, 07:45:59 PM
:bend:
Dragonus dude is my pal now.....Yea right!!!!
*bear grows back*
LETS ROCK!
*pulls out a guitar and rocks the bar so loud it all falls down*
...looks like you should'vel eft that generator alone...I could'nt cause any damage when it wasn't around....dam reality
Post by: Darkfox on April 05, 2005, 08:06:37 PM
Post by: Razor on April 05, 2005, 09:54:10 PM
Some Voice: FIGHT!
*really cool fight scene I can't be bothered to write out so you'll have to use your imaginations.*
Red: Wow that was totally cool especially with the cccccbooom!!! and the blaublaauuuBLAU!!1 and he's all like CRUSH YOU and he's all like oh noes!11
Darkfox: He won't be walking too soon.
Psychosis: I ate his shirt! :D
Everyone: .... o.o
Psychosis: It tasted like his blood.
Everyone: *someguy: hooray?* Hooray!!!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 06, 2005, 09:02:03 AM
Everyone: EAT! EAT! EAT!
MT11: *Eats WeirdBeard11*
*Party breaks out, with confetti*
Post by: ultros on April 06, 2005, 09:21:32 AM
Hello, kiddies! I see moosetroop 11 is here...
DON'T EAT ME!!! I mean it, my moosey pal. So where can
I get a beer?
:D
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 06, 2005, 09:23:23 AM
Post by: ultros on April 06, 2005, 09:28:05 AM
for you i'm afraid... Fwee Hee hee!!! Anyhoo... Back to buisiness.
I'm lookin' for a guy called Red giant... *good, bad and the ugly theme plays* I'm callin him out.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 06, 2005, 09:30:01 AM
Post by: Dragonium on April 06, 2005, 10:21:18 AM
Dragonium: It's "Vwee hee hee", not "Fwee hee hee". Moron!
Ultros: *Lands in the sea* Ha ha! Can't get me in here!
Radian: No? *Summons a shark with angel wings*
Ultros: Aaah! *Gets eaten*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 06, 2005, 06:01:01 PM
Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 06, 2005, 06:15:51 PM
*everyone pulls out shavers*
Oh no nononononononono please aaaah help!!!
I'll do anything i'll even shave my beard off!
*shaves off beard*
w00t i'm sane now!
weirdbeard11:Oh No it's kiddy magic!!!
*weirdbeard11 gets turned into a tickle me elmo*
Elmo:Tickle me I Elmo!
*Ultros comes along and tickles somewhere*
No don't tickle me down their aaaah he bit me aaah it hurting nyahey!
Post by: Darkfox on April 06, 2005, 06:40:06 PM
Darkfox: THE TERROR!!
Ulysses S. Grant *spilt whiskey in his lap*: THE INHUMANITY!!!
*Everybody stares at Grant as he runs out of the Pub crying over his spilt whiskey*
Everybody: O.o
Post by: Dragonium on April 06, 2005, 06:49:37 PM
Post by: Darkfox on April 06, 2005, 06:51:42 PM
Post by: Grandy on April 06, 2005, 06:54:09 PM
Post by: Darkfox on April 06, 2005, 06:56:42 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 06, 2005, 07:15:33 PM
Dragonium: Doesn't THAT disturb you?
Psychosis: Nope.
Grandy: Nope.
Sephiroth: Nope.
Post by: Dragonium on April 06, 2005, 07:19:37 PM
Battle sta --
*MT11 eats the rest of "Start" before anything can happen*
Dragonium: Hmmph. *Sulks*
Post by: Grandy on April 08, 2005, 09:05:31 PM
Razor: We don't have a 'room', this is a pub, the inn is in the next door, the weapons shop is to the right and the itens shop to the left, there are no non-comercial houses around here, even if we all live here.
Grandy: How you sleep?
Razor: 10 gallons of coffe each 20 minutes.
Post by: Darkfox on April 08, 2005, 09:42:20 PM
Darkfox: That would explain why he's hanging onto the light fixtures...
Post by: :ady of Unity on April 08, 2005, 09:59:28 PM
Post by: Darkfox on April 08, 2005, 10:17:19 PM
Post by: Grandy on April 08, 2005, 10:18:55 PM
Post by: :ady of Unity on April 08, 2005, 11:46:09 PM
*pub instantly turns pink from the inside out*
Unity: I hate pink. :x *uses her wings to cover eyes*
(I have a demon wing to my left and an angel wing to my right.)
Post by: Darkfox on April 08, 2005, 11:50:01 PM
Darkfox: Why is everything pink?
Post by: :ady of Unity on April 09, 2005, 12:56:00 AM
Post by: Grandy on April 09, 2005, 01:46:22 AM
Darkfox: Why you said pink like that?
Grandy: I "Feel Like" it...
Post by: Big_Duke on April 09, 2005, 02:32:23 AM
Looks Back,Only Greenland is gone.
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Darkfox on April 09, 2005, 02:41:07 AM
Psychosis: I don't even sound like a boy... -_-
Post by: Big_Duke on April 09, 2005, 02:56:24 AM
Suddenly:Take Sword from Sheath,"Look at it!It's called Soul Destroyer!"*Kills Warxe* "Sorry!Revive!"
*Warxe punches Duke*
Warxe:"HOYSHA"
Post by: Darkfox on April 09, 2005, 03:09:51 AM
Post by: Razor on April 09, 2005, 07:57:58 AM
Darkfox: Was the Dickens necessarily evil?
Razor: Who cares, just buy a drink.
Darkfox: I don't drink.
Razor: My God!!! What the hell good are you here then?
Darkfox: That hurt my feelings.
Razor: Aww, I'm sorry. Have a drink on the house.
Darkfox: I don't drink.
Post by: Darkfox on April 09, 2005, 08:23:22 AM
Lightwolf: Sounds like an improvement, the other stuff was an insult to good liquor everywhere!
Psychosis: It's non-alchaholic.
Lightwolf: Oh well... as long as it's good... but I prefer grape...
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on April 09, 2005, 08:40:37 AM
mmb: BAH!!!!!!!!!!! *pukes*
razor: eern.......
mmb: what is this! UHG!!!1 =-=*
DF: uhm.....ornage juice?
mmb: tastse like radioactive stuff :x
Post by: Dragonium on April 09, 2005, 09:11:13 AM
*Sits down at a table*
*Waiter comes round*
Waiter: I'm waiting.
Dragonium: That was a really bad joke, y'know.
Waiter: Sorry... What will you be ordering?
Dragonium: I'll have another drink. Make it a good one.
Waiter: Yes... And what will your Strawberry Elemental be having?
Dragonium: Pardon?
Strawberry Elemental: Hullo!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 09, 2005, 12:47:05 PM
Big Duke: Why is everyone ignoring me? I'm a threat to the world! Hello?
*Big Duke turns pink*
Razor (Pink) : :ady of unity! Turn everything back and get out!
:ady: No! I like the pink!
Psycosis: Me too!
Drace: *Wakes up* Aaargh! Where's the dank? What's all this pink?
Psycosis: It's pretty!
Drace: But the dank! The dank!
Post by: Darkfox on April 09, 2005, 04:57:34 PM
Post by: weirdbeard11 on April 09, 2005, 10:04:07 PM
weirdbeard11:Oh...cool i'm pink
*weirdbeard11 falls asleep on top of darkfox and smothers him in his sleep because weirdbeard11 has by now developed a gigantic beerbelly*
Post by: Darkfox on April 09, 2005, 10:14:29 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on April 10, 2005, 02:14:59 AM
Wierdbeard11 returns from Richard Simmons Fatman Camp,skinny
again.
Duke: (Mumbles Swears And Curses)
Duke:Where's Greenland?
Darkfox shrugs shoulders.
Duke Speeds to counter buy 11 drinks.
5 Hours later.
Duke(Now Drunk,Hurls):Hey you,Exraw!Wanna Go,Huh,HUH?
Yeah I thought so!(Hurls Again,Leaves pub)
2 hours later
Duke renters
Duke:YO!-YO!(pulls out yo-yo,starts doing fancy tricks,Hits Weirdbeard11 on the head)Sorry!!! :D
Post by: Darkfox on April 10, 2005, 03:20:13 AM
Red: HEY! GET OUTTA MY GRAVE!!
Post by: Razor on April 10, 2005, 10:13:24 AM
Post by: Dragonium on April 10, 2005, 10:56:44 AM
Waiter: Eh... Y-yes...?
Radian: I'll have a bowl of cheesy nibbles.
Waiter: Certainly.
*Comes back with cheesy nibbles*
Radian: Thank you. *Kills Waiter with axe*
Dragonium: That was strangely evil of you, Radian.
Radian: I know. *Sits there munching on cheesy nibbles*
Post by: Darkfox on April 10, 2005, 05:23:59 PM
Demon Lord: That isn't evil! THIS IS! *takes the cheesy nibbles, Radian tries to use axe but the axe blade shatters against the armor*I thought I felt somthing? Meh... *stuffs the cheesy nibbles down into the darkness of his helmet*
Post by: Big_Duke on April 10, 2005, 05:26:56 PM
Waiter returns with soda and cheesy nibbles.
Duke puts BIG BELLY FATTENER in drink,lets waiter have a sip,Waiter(now weighing 200 tons)is thrown into Reds grave,killing Red,Waiter is now trying to move or get up
Post by: Darkfox on April 10, 2005, 05:41:56 PM
Post by: Dragonium on April 10, 2005, 05:46:10 PM
Radian: Yeah? *Casts God's Wrath*
Demon Lord: Aaaaargh! Pwned! *Evaporates*
*Radian walks off*
Dragonium: Ehm.
Samba: Ehm.
*Radian comes back with a Cherryade and a bag of Corn Thins*
Dragonium: Ehm.
Samba: Ehm.
Radian: ... *Munches on Corn Thins*
Dragonium: Something is wrong with Radian.
Post by: Darkfox on April 10, 2005, 05:48:10 PM
Void: *ahem, revives Demon Lord yet again but this time instead of horns he has bunny ears*
Demon Lord: GRAAAAHHH!!
Post by: Big_Duke on April 10, 2005, 06:23:50 PM
Red:Ah God!Holy Mother of God!It's crushing me!AHHHHH!!!!
Duke:Quit ya crying,it wears off in 2 hours!
Red:My Ribs!My Pelvis!
Post by: Darkfox on April 10, 2005, 08:03:50 PM
Red: Did some giant just sneeze?
Post by: Dragonium on April 10, 2005, 08:10:15 PM
Radian: ... *Nods and munches on Corn Thins*
*A horde of Crazy Bones walk in*
Samba: Hey, Crazy Bones! Those little plastic guys that you throw up and earn points on how they land! *Throws one up in the air*
Crazy Bone: Wheeeeee! *Lands in Red's Grave*
Samba: What score is it, Red?
Red: 3 points!
Samba: Booya!
Dragonium: Here, let me try! *Grabs a handful and throws them up in the air*
*All land in Radian's Corn Thins packet*
Radian: ... *Munches on Crazy Bones*
Post by: Big_Duke on April 10, 2005, 08:12:27 PM
Duke levitates the waiter back on his feet and sends him to Richard Simmon's fat camp.
Post by: Darkfox on April 10, 2005, 08:34:43 PM
Psychosis: Hey! I'm the only REAL psychic here, stop stealing my job...
Post by: Grandy on April 11, 2005, 10:07:32 AM
Razor: No, its a plane?
Sephiroth: NO! Its a meteor! I know thats a meteor!
SuperMan: I'm SuperMan!
Grandy: Shut up, we know what you are, we want to know what is that thing in the sky.
SuperMan: I'll use my Super-Vision to find out! *looks* Hmmnn *looks more* Hmn Humn *Looks more yet* Hmnmn
Grandy: So?
SuperMan: Wait, I need to Super-Concentrate!
Razor: ........... if you're in this pub you must buy a drink
SuperMan: Give me a Super-Beer!
Razor: Okay, and you pay me a Super-High price.
Grandy: That thing in the sky still coming in high speed.
*No one cares*
Grandy: It might destroy everyone here!
*No one cares*
Grandy: It can destrow the planet!!
*No one cares* (Sephiroth: Yay!!1)
Grandy: ....Okay, No One, lets find out whats that
No One: Okay, I'm the only one who cares...
Post by: Red Giant on April 11, 2005, 11:24:22 AM
Razor's mind: (I wish these idiots would pay me full price.)
Darkfox's mind: (I wish everyone would shut up!)
Red's mind: (Theeeere WAS a farmer had a dog and bingo was his name-o!)
Post by: :ady of Unity on April 11, 2005, 12:24:51 PM
Post by: WarxePB on April 11, 2005, 01:20:31 PM
*An Indiana Jones-type character with mid-length silver-yellow hair and metal chains attached to his belt walks in.*
-Xios: And you are?
-Man: Yue.
-Xios: No, not me. What's your name?
-Yue: My name is Yue.
-Xios: I doubt that.
-Yue: *sigh*
-Kratos: I believe he means that his name is Yue.
-Xios: His name can't be Xios. I'm the only Xios in existance.
-Kratos: His name is not Xios. His name is Yue.
-Xios: What's the difference?
-Jani Fors: *slaps Xios in the back of the head* His name is Yursenkai, but people call him Yue.
-Kratos: That must get confusing.
-Yue: It does.
-Xios: *rubs spot where Jani Fors hit him* Owww... That wasn't necessary.
-Jani Fors: Yes it was. For an evil overlord, you're quite stupid...
-Xios: ...
-Warxe: Well, at least it wasn't me.
*Zero blasts Warxe's head off.*
-Zero: There. Happy now? *returns to drunken stupor*
Post by: Grandy on April 11, 2005, 03:38:47 PM
Quote
Razor's mind: (I wish these idiots would pay me full price.)
Darkfox's mind: (I wish everyone would shut up!)
Red's mind: (Theeeere WAS a farmer had a dog and bingo was his name-o!)
(this is the funniest post I saw in ages)
Grandy's mind: (Echo...echo...........echo........ice cream......echo)
Post by: Darkfox on April 11, 2005, 03:45:02 PM
Void: Here...
Shadow Seeker: Here...
Demon Lord: Here...
Neth: Here too...
Darkfox: O_o
Jim Carey: I AM EEEEEVILLLLLL!!! MWAHAHAHA!
Post by: Dragonium on April 11, 2005, 04:00:36 PM
Samba: Yep.
Dragonium: I know! *Summons a Pepsi Elemental*
Samba: Oh yeah, I get it. *Summons a Coca Cola Elemental*
Radian: Think you're good, do you? *Summons a Mountain Dew Elemental*
*All sit watching the Elementals fight*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 11, 2005, 05:08:51 PM
MT11: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE RETURNED!
Razor: You left?
MT11: Yes. And now I'm back.
Razor: ...
MT11: ...
Razor:...
MT11: ...
Razor: Good, you can repair the pub then.
Post by: Darkfox on April 11, 2005, 05:11:32 PM
MT: But...
Psychosis: *blows kiss* Kthxbye! *leaves*
Post by: Kinslayer on April 11, 2005, 05:38:08 PM
ks: "This place... smells..."
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 11, 2005, 05:55:41 PM
Post by: WarxePB on April 11, 2005, 05:59:16 PM
-Xios: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
-Yue: *fake Australian accent* Yeah, that bugger's got mighty big chompers!
-Jani Fors: ...No.
-Yue: Dang.
*MT bites Warxe's hand off*
-Warxe: AHHH! MY HAND! THE PAIN! AGGH *passes out on the floor*
-Kratos: How foolish.
Post by: Kinslayer on April 11, 2005, 06:01:50 PM
*vomits*
ks: ARGH!!! HOW DISGUSTING!!! okay dude, thanks for not making digestion *keeps drinking peacefully*
Post by: Darkfox on April 11, 2005, 06:13:13 PM
Tina: *holds up sign that says "Ewwwwwww"*
Razor: Your cleaning it with your tongue if you do it again moose!
Tina: *turns green*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 11, 2005, 06:14:39 PM
MT11: Boo hoo...
Post by: Darkfox on April 11, 2005, 06:25:03 PM
Post by: WarxePB on April 11, 2005, 06:28:31 PM
-Neth: *hands Warxe the label*
-Warxe: O_o
-Xios: ...It's just too bad that Zero can't puke...
-Jani Fors: Plus, we don't want a million evil mutated Zeros runnig around.
-Xios: Screw them running around, they would be in my army... of EVIL!
-Kratos: Why are you so intent on ruling everything?
-Xios: *shrugs*
Post by: Darkfox on April 11, 2005, 06:39:29 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 11, 2005, 06:48:31 PM
Post by: Dragonium on April 11, 2005, 06:48:59 PM
Radian: ... *Regenerates his axe and starts polishing it*
Dragonium: ...?
Samba: ... *Polish, polish*
Radian: ... *Polish, polish*
Dragonium: I need something to polish... Ah, here we are. *Gets his firesword, tries to polish it but the cloth bursts into flames*
Radian: ... *Polish*
Samba: ... *Polish*
Dragonium: Hmmph... *Gets fireproof cloth, tries to polish firesword but doesn't have any polish*
Radian: ... *Polish, polish, polish*
Samba: ... *Polish, polish, polish*
Dragonium: Ah, that'll do.
*Snatches bottle of floor cleaner*
Dragonium: Hmm... "Terms of Use:
1) DO NOT USE TO CLEAN VOMIT MAY CREATE A MUTATED EVIL CLONE!
2) DO NOT USE TO POLISH WEAPONS!
3) DO NOT APPLY TO ANYTHING THAT IS CURRENTLY BURNING!"
MT11: Uh-oh... *Vomits on firesword*
Dragonium: Hmm... Oh, what the hell.
*Starts polishing firesword*
Post by: Darkfox on April 11, 2005, 07:10:42 PM
Neth: *sneaks away*
Post by: WarxePB on April 11, 2005, 07:54:42 PM
*turns MT into an armored skeleton moose knight*
Xios: Now, my soulless minion, go out and destroy!
-Warxe: Why does he have to do that all the time...
-Yue: Eh, Myrrh's just like that.
-Jani Fors: ...Myrrh?
-Yue: Nickname. When he was still a treasure hunter, everyone called him "Myrrh" because he always stank.
-Warxe: O_o
-Kratos: O_o
-Jani Fors: o_O
Post by: Razor on April 11, 2005, 10:53:03 PM
Everybody: No.
Razor: You all pay 17 times as much! Yay!
Post by: Darkfox on April 11, 2005, 11:07:05 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on April 12, 2005, 12:21:08 AM
Duke:AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!It burns!*melts*
Duke:I'm okay!Still alive!But a puddle.hmmm.Oh!I know!Darkfox,
get a pitcher!Quick!*Darkfox grabs pitcher*Now,scoop me up!
*Darkfox puts Duke in pitcher*Thanks!
Darkfox: Don't mention it.
Duke:Okay.*Darkfox sets Duke on bar counter*You!Lady of Unity!
Lady of Unity:Yeah?
Duke:Cast solid on me!*Lady of Unity casts Solid on duke*
Thanks!Human again!*sings "Human Again"from Beauty and The Beast*
Post by: Razor on April 12, 2005, 03:39:41 AM
Psychosis: Yeess?
Razor: New plaything!
Psychosis: Squee! *melts Big Duke*
Big Duke: Noooo!
Post by: Big_Duke on April 12, 2005, 04:17:11 AM
Razor:Oh!*Duke turns Razor into a banana*
Duke:Eat that and,THAT,RUPDER SWORD PISTOL!*Blows Phychosis's arms off*
Duke:HA!
Post by: Darkfox on April 12, 2005, 04:22:09 AM
Big_Duke: NOOO!! THE LOGIC HURTS MY EVIL EARS!!
*Big_Duke disappears*
Lightwolf: Rupder? *laughs, then leaves*
Darkfox: *leaves with Psychosis*
Post by: Big_Duke on April 12, 2005, 04:35:11 AM
*Duke Reappears*
Duke:Rupder is the name of my short sword.
Razor:Why?
Duke:When it hits it sound like Rubber,I was going to call it Rudder,but I couldn't.
Razor:Oh!
Post by: Darkfox on April 12, 2005, 04:38:33 AM
Neth: HAHAHAHA... I dunno why it's so funny...
Demon Lord: Some fancy pistol with a butter-knife attached is nothing, what you need is a manly weapon like this *pulls out his huge cursed blade* here, try it out for size... *gives it to Duke who cannot even pull it off the ground* ...nevermind... *takes it back and sits back down*
Post by: SleepAid on April 12, 2005, 04:41:51 AM
...
...
...
*sips brandy*
...
...
...
*sips brandy*
*puts on a gass mask, just to be cool*
...
...
...
*trys to sip brandy* - *fails*
Post by: Darkfox on April 12, 2005, 04:46:11 AM
Tresh'Ktar: Grah guh!
Subtitle: Thats mine!
Tresh'Ktar: *takes Gasmask and puts it on* HKAR, GATA GUF!
Subtitle: "You don't even wanna know..."
*The Tresh'Ktar beams out*
Post by: WarxePB on April 12, 2005, 12:50:26 PM
-Xios: *gives Yue a beer*
-Jani Fors: I'll have one, too.
-Xios: Buy it yourself.
-Jani Fors: -_- *goes to get a beer*
*5 minutes later*
-Xios: *drunk* What did you just say about my mother?
-Jani Fors: *drunk I AM your mother.
-Xios: No way, my mother's dead.
-Jani Fors: Bah.
-Yue: *drunk* Come on, give 'em a kiss!
-Jani Fors: *slaps Yue*
-Warxe: That must be some concentrated stuff, getting them drunk in 5 minutes...
-Razor: It's -50% alcohol!
*10 minutes later*
-Xios: So I says "And so's yer wife!"
*Laughing track*
-Yue: Laughin' track? What the hell's a laughin' track?
-Jani Fors: *slaps Yue*
-Yue: *rubs face* Owww... you've gotta stop doing that!
*10 minutes later*
-Yue: Stop makin' a move on m' girl, Myrrh!
-Xios: YOUR girl? She wasn't yours to begin with!
-Jani Fors: I wasn't yours either!
-Warxe: *now drunk* That's because she's mine!
-Yue: You wanna go?
-Xios: Yeah!
*Yue and Xios get up, and stagger toward each other. They try to hit each other, but they're so intoxicated that they can't hit each other.*
-Warxe: It's like wrestling, but real!
-Jani Fors: But why are they fighting? Either way, I wouldn't date either of them.
-Warxe: Harsh...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 12, 2005, 04:44:05 PM
Post by: Grandy on April 12, 2005, 07:16:08 PM
Razor: WHAT?!
Grandy: ....wait, MT11 pays.... yes... good....bye
*5 min later, Resident Evil crew arrives*
Leon: This is where you call a zombie exterminator?
Post by: Darkfox on April 12, 2005, 09:14:10 PM
Post by: Kinslayer on April 12, 2005, 09:32:55 PM
zombie: AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH *drinks*
ks: Don't scream, I wanna be in a quiet place
zombie: UUUUHHHHH AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH
ks: Oh well that's it... BARFIGHT!!! *kicks zombie out of the bar*
Razor: you too...
ks: huh?
Razor: OUT!!!
ks: Oh... *leaves the pub, and will return someday...*
Post by: Grandy on April 12, 2005, 09:45:11 PM
Ks: *Enters the pub again* I'm back!
*lots and lots of zombies are everywhere, the Pub's and Resident Evil crew are both hiding or trying to survive*
Grandy: Quick! They don't like Phoenix! *throws Drace and Warxe at the zombies, the zombies start to eat Drace and Warxe* Okay, maybe not a good idea...
Razor: I wonder where they came from?
--Somewher in a dark cave--
Red Giant: fwhahaha.......hahahahaha!! MWAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!! finally the Pub's mine!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!
Post by: Darkfox on April 12, 2005, 10:02:19 PM
Necros: Whoops, the majority of those would be mine...
Post by: BlackIceAdept on April 12, 2005, 10:14:34 PM
Charon: Damnit what the hell is going on...(Walking in...)
Charon: **** it...(Freezes half of the zombies)
Zombie: Uhg...(Tries to attack Charon)
Charon: Damn go away! (Summons Hellriser)
Hellriser: ROAR!!! (Inflames every zombie in blue flames!)[Disappiers]
Charon: ...damn this...(sends a bolt of ice at red's head)
Red: Owch...
Post by: Big_Duke on April 12, 2005, 10:17:14 PM
Demon Lord:Well then,strike me.*Duke kills Demon Lord*
Duke:Tell me one thing,do ya feel lucky?Huh?PUNK!*Revives Demon Lord*
DEMON LORD:Yeah,I feel lucky.
Post by: Razor on April 13, 2005, 11:14:47 AM
Darkfox: Don't go there!
Razor: Talk to the hand!
***I must say, I found those two lines exceptionally amusing***
Razor: Eh zombies, I'm coming out!
Psychosis: Ohnoes! The wolf guy will get eated!
Warxe: *exceptional slow motion* Nnnnnn*five minutes later* nnnn
Razor: Mind finishing up now?
Warxe: Yeah, alright.
Razor: *makes his way outside*
Warxe: Well, he's dead. Let's have ourselves some beer!
Duke: Me first! *pushes Warxe out the way*
*Later*
Warxe: DUKE! YOU DRANK ALL THE BEER!!
Duke: *belch* Yeeep.
Darkfox: Shouldn't you guys be more worried about the zombies?
Warxe: True... but... the beer... :[
*Razor comes crashing through the window, staggers over to Duke and takes a big bite out of his neck*
Duke: *high pitched girly scream, drops down assumably dead*
Psychosis: Ohnoes! Wolfman is a zombie!
Darkfox: No he isn't. He's done that to *looks at conveniently placed notepad* 36 customers now.
Psychosis: Oh, ok.
Razor: We're letting the zombies in.
Darkfox: OMGWTFLOL why?
Razor: Did you...? - Never mind. *lets zombies in* They are paying customers.
Warxe: Uh, Razor. Duke drank all the beer.
Zombies: :o _veryangry_
Razor: Allight then. *sticks several taps into Duke, lifts him on to the bar.* Beer now! With extra zombie satisfying flavour!
*Zombies wave money around*
Post by: BlackIceAdept on April 13, 2005, 12:10:25 PM
Post by: Darkfox on April 13, 2005, 03:43:18 PM
Post by: Grandy on April 13, 2005, 03:52:21 PM
Razor: *blank look*
--some time later--
*Grandy is upside down in the roof*
Grandy: RAZOR! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 13, 2005, 04:37:17 PM
Grandy: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!
Psycosis: I'll save you! *pulls Grandy towards her kinetically*
Zombies: Brains?
Red: He went that-a-way.
Zombies: Brains.
MT11: Run!
*Grandy, MT11 and psycosis escape*
Razor: Hey! Come back, or no beer for you!
Zombie589: Brains!
Razor: What're you looking at me like that for? No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Badly acted death, with squelching sound effects*
Music: Dun dun dun!
Post by: Dragonium on April 13, 2005, 04:55:54 PM
Dragonium: What the...?
Razor: *Stops squelching* There, the birthday Jello is done. Now we can party!
*Turns on the disco ball*
*Light goes everywhere*
Zombies: Champaaaagne, champaaaaaagne...
Razor: Only if you're paying.
Zombies: Not faaaaair...
Razor: Tough. *Blasts Zombies with fire extinguisher*
Zombies: Baaaaah... *Fizz*
Post by: Grandy on April 13, 2005, 04:59:45 PM
Zombie: Braainn.....
Grandy: Brain...? *stops, the zombies ignore him*
MT11: What the heck?
Grandy: They want a brain, but my special ability is that I DON'T HAVE A BRAIN! Wait... this sounded bad...
Post by: Dragonium on April 13, 2005, 05:05:34 PM
Radian: Aaaaaxe...
Samba: Guuuun...
Dragonium: Swoooooord...
Zombie: Daaaaamn...
*Gets chopped up*
Post by: Darkfox on April 13, 2005, 05:14:34 PM
Zombie Head: Wheeeeeeeeee...
Zombie 2: Goal...
Zombie 3: Noooo... hooooome ruuuuun...
Zombie 2: Iiiiits goooooooo tiiimmme...!
*Zombie 2 and 3 engage in a boring slow moving fight*
Post by: Grandy on April 14, 2005, 01:03:14 AM
Warxe: And you still is not sure.
Post by: Darkfox on April 14, 2005, 04:11:52 AM
Tina: *holds up a sign "I'm cute and cuddly this way, and I am a mortal! And I'm part human... I just can't talk..."*
Post by: Razor on April 14, 2005, 06:12:22 AM
Post by: Grandy on April 14, 2005, 09:41:57 AM
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Grandy: Zombies... Dragons... Ghosts... Aliens... Wolfguys .... Foxguys... demi-immortals... Gods.... beasts... Metroids.... Robots.... Super-Humans.... Skeletons.... Vampires.... Am I the only one who actually is mortal/human?
Post by: BlackIceAdept on April 14, 2005, 10:37:23 AM
Post by: WarxePB on April 14, 2005, 02:06:54 PM
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Grandy: Zombies... Dragons... Ghosts... Aliens... Wolfguys.... Foxguys... demi-immortals... Gods.... beasts... Metroids.... Robots.... Super-Humans.... Skeletons.... Vampires.... Am I the only one who actually is mortal/human?
-Warxe: Yeah, pretty much. I'm Shorae.
-Yue: Ditto.
-Jani Fors: Senka.
-Xios: I'm an evil overlord.
-Kratos: And I am an angel who used to be human.
-Zero: I'm a robot! *passes out*
-Warxe: Speaking of Metroids... *summons Cuten*
-Cuten: SQUEE! *latches onto Warxe's head*
-Jani Fors: Awww, it's so cute!
-Yue: O_O
-Kratos: I wouldn't call it cute... Demonic, maybe, but not cute...
-Xios: Metroids, eh? Can they be trained?
-Warxe: I guess so.
-Xios: Perfect! I'll just need to go get some Metroid eggs, then I...
*1 hour later*
-Xios: ...and then I'll finally rule the Charas Pub! MUAHAHAHA *insert evil laugh here* *runs outside*
-Kratos: He's almost as thickheaded as Lloyd.
-Jani Fors: Amen to that... even though I don't know who Lloyd is.
-Kratos: ...
Post by: Dragonium on April 14, 2005, 02:59:16 PM
Dragonium: I'm half-dragon, duh.
Samba: Then why don't you have wings?
Dragonium: Forgot my wallet at the "Added Extras" desk when I was in the void.
Samba: So is any part of you Dragon, then?
*Dragonium morphs into Kaiser Dragon*
*Busts a big hole in the roof*
Kaiser: Gurr! *Nods*
Samba: *Looks up* O_o
Razor: You're paying for that.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 14, 2005, 04:49:33 PM
Post by: Darkfox on April 14, 2005, 08:56:59 PM
Post by: BlackIceAdept on April 14, 2005, 09:17:12 PM
Post by: Darkfox on April 14, 2005, 09:21:25 PM
Lightwolf: You left out that he's a priest, paladin, and he knows some samurai moves.
Void: And he was once a Shadow Being serving in my army... AND HE REBELLED!!
Post by: Razor on April 14, 2005, 10:13:09 PM
Grandy: Awww.
Everyone else: Yay!
Razor: Everyone else is paying 8 times the amount they were before, now!
Post by: Darkfox on April 14, 2005, 10:21:33 PM
Post by: Grandy on April 14, 2005, 10:51:08 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 15, 2005, 03:25:55 PM
MT11: *Eats Neo* MMmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Chosen one...
Post by: Big_Duke on April 15, 2005, 07:30:59 PM
Post by: Dragonium on April 15, 2005, 07:59:57 PM
*Ping*
Duke: ... *Asleep*
Samba: ... *Shoots him with the pea-shooter again*
*Ping*
Duke...
Samba: ... *Shoots Duke with Eikos*
*Blam*
Duke: Ouch!
Post by: WarxePB on April 15, 2005, 08:08:54 PM
-Xios: AHHHHHH! GET THEM OFF!!!!
-Warxe: *cool-sounding evil voice* SUFFER! MUAHAHAHA!
-Jani Fors: *walks over to Xios and puts a cold forcefield around him. The MEtroids stop squirming.*
-Xios: Thanks.
-Jani Fors: I didn't do it for you. I just want to study these things!
-Kratos: Is everyone here a copy of one of my former companions...?
-Warxe: What are you talking about, Kratos?
-Kratos: If Xios is Lloyd... and Jani Fors is like Raine... then Yue would be Regal, Warxe would be... Presea, and Zero would be...
-Warxe: Some random drunk robot dude?
-Kratos: *slaps Warxe with the flat part of his sword*
-Warxe: *rubs face* Owww...
-Cuten: SQUEE!? *latches onto Kratos' head*
-Jani Fors: Who is Raine, exactly?
-Kratos: A woman similar to you.
-Jani Fors: Did you like her?
-Kratos: Do I like you?
-Jani Fors: -_-* *slaps Kratos*
-Xios: I'm cold.
Post by: BlackIceAdept on April 15, 2005, 08:31:32 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on April 15, 2005, 09:41:11 PM
5 minutes later
*Duke returns*
Duke:eat bananas!!!MUAHAAAAHAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAAA
*Starts puting bananas in everybody's mouth*
Post by: Drace on April 16, 2005, 08:25:53 AM
Razor: Why did you say so many Z's? You aren't even sleeping.
Drace: Because I don't know what the hell is going on here.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 16, 2005, 08:34:22 AM
Drace: Whatcha gonna do?
MT11: Destroy the pub.
Red: Oi! That thing you just said was an adapted version of my comic, and therefore you have broken copywrite laws!
Police: You're coming with us, son.
MT11: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
*BlackIceAdept mysteriously dies*
Duke: wtf?
*Duke mysteriously dies*
Dragonium: Omg!
*Magazine appears* Magazine: next episode- Dragonium-dead!
Drace: NOoooooooooo! It's as I feared!
Razor: What?
Drace: Charas pub is turning into... A soap!
*Dramatic music*
*Commercial break*
Post by: WarxePB on April 16, 2005, 01:44:52 PM
-Warxe: But...
-Jani Fors: I never loved you, Warxe, and I never will.
-Warxe: But... I... *runs out of pub crying*
-Kratos: Then who do you love?
-Jani Fors: ...Moosetroop. *walks over to MT11 and hugs him*
-Xios: O_o
-Kratos: How can you be attracted to... that thing?
-Jani Fors: Everything about him just makes me want to...
-Cameraman: Sorry, you can't say that on TV.
-Jani Fors: Oh. Sorry.
*Scene switches to a dark rom underneath the pub*
-Xios: Hey Kratos, do you like moose meat?
-Kratos: Not particulary...
-Yue: Why do you want to kill Moosetroop? If she loves ...it, why can't you just be happy for her?
-Kratos: And don't you have a wife already, Xios?
-Xios: I said, Yari was never my wife! I abducted her, and she escaped! Nothing sexual ever happened!
-Kratos: Then explain... THIS! *whips out a baby from behind him*
-Xios: That's not even real! And where'd you get it from anyways?
*Drace walks in*
-Drace: Hi.
-Xios: Uh... excuse us for a second. *The room rearranges so that Xios is a mobster sitting behind a desk, and Kratos and Yue are his cronies*
-Drace: ...
-Xios: *bad Italian accent*You have come to see the godfather, haven't you?
-Drace: No.
-Xios: Well, come here anyway. I have a job for you.
-Drace: What?
-Xios: Kill Moosetroop.
-Drace:: What if I don't?
-Xios: Then you'll deal with my two... associates. *looks at Kratos, who draws his sword, and Yue, who takes a length of chain from his belt and wraps it around his wrist*
Post by: BlackIceAdept on April 16, 2005, 02:01:03 PM
Man: What do you want?
Charon: Nothing...but your soul!
Man: What are some loony?
Charon: No...but now I'm mad... *Transfroms into Catastrophe (Fire)*
Catastrophe: Now...you were saying?
Man: O_o
Catastrophe: Don't look at me like that! *Punches him*
*Man goes flying though the basement's wall and though about 45 feet of dirt.*
Catastrophe: Now for this wreached demonic device...*Lights the Camara on fire...*
Razor: Your paying for that...
Catastrophe: Shut up... *Throws about 1000 Sol(Type of money) inbetween Razor's eyes...*
*Razor falls over half-dead*
Post by: Dragonium on April 16, 2005, 02:07:04 PM
*Dies*
Radian: That was stupid.
*Ressurects Dragonium*
Dragonium: Phew. For a minute there, I thought --
*Dies*
Radian: That was really stupid.
*Ressurects Dragonium*
Duke: Hey guys, I found the script for next week's episode of Charas!
*Everyone gathers round*
Dragonium: Yay! I don't die again!
Drace: But I can't do Tae Kwon Do!
Yue: Shut up, Drace.
Drace: Make me.
Yue: *Points at page* Look, I do. Right there.
Drace: Oh.
MT11: *Reading* Is that even possible?
MMB: *Reads* ... Gasp!
Dragonium: Don't say that out loud.
MMB: This is no time for small talk! We must protect the King!
Dragonium: There's a King?
King Strawberry Elemental: Hullo!
Post by: BlackIceAdept on April 16, 2005, 02:13:16 PM
5 hours later...
Catastrophe: *teleports in* Why do they always struggle? *Throws a director's head down onto the ground*
Catastrophe: Okay show's over now get out!!! :yell:
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 16, 2005, 02:35:00 PM
Drace: Meh, you divorce in a few episodes anyway.
MT11: Figures...
Post by: Darkfox on April 16, 2005, 03:36:20 PM
Psychosis: Reading their minds!
Post by: Drace on April 16, 2005, 05:46:07 PM
Yue: In a few hours?
Drace: After I watched all the Karate Kid movies of course.
Post by: Darkfox on April 16, 2005, 09:59:01 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on April 17, 2005, 12:49:10 AM
Dragonium:Yes?
Duke:I found in the Script I will kill you!
Dragonium:Why?
Duke:You ate my arm.
Dragonium:Why?
Duke: Doesn't Say!
Dragonium:Oh!*Starts eating Duke's arm*
*Duke grabs a gun*
Duke:Get offa me!*Shoots Dragonium*
*Radian revives Dragonium*
Post by: Darkfox on April 17, 2005, 12:55:39 AM
Post by: Big_Duke on April 17, 2005, 01:06:29 AM
*Starts eating A banana*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 17, 2005, 08:45:27 AM
Post by: Dragonium on April 17, 2005, 10:06:19 AM
MT11: O_o
Darkfox: O_o
Duke: O_o
Dragonium: ... *Goes to sit in the corner in silence*
Post by: Razor on April 17, 2005, 10:31:12 AM
Razor: *evil laugh*
Red: Hey wait! I don't like this part of the script! Gimme my money back!
Razor: Never! It's in the script!
Red: This handwriting looks familiar.
--------
*later*
Razor: Hmm, and then... they'll buy more stuff! Yes! Love it! *writes down on script*
--------
*later*
Catastrpohey: I thought I destroyed this crap! And why is my name so horribly mispelt?
Razor: Shut up! Die! *writes in something into the script*
Catastrpohey: *dies of stroke*
*everyone buys more stuff (against their will)*
Red: Gimme that! *snatches script and writes *END DREAM SEQUENCE**
*time goes back, Razor wakes up*
Razor: Damn you! You ruined everything, ruiner!
Catastrpohey: Hey hey, that means I'm not dead!
Razor: Red.
Red: Right. *writes in something*
Catastrpohey: *dies of stroke*
Post by: Big_Duke on April 17, 2005, 07:49:20 PM
Duke:Yeah,ya do.
Red:What?
Duke:Idiot *Knocks Red out*
Post by: Razor on April 17, 2005, 10:54:58 PM
Doctor: Nurse! 112^23 CCs of Beer, stat!
Razor: That'sa lotta beera.
Nurse: *gets an IV thing and sticks one end in a keg-*
Darkfox: How are you going to set him up on an IV? He's a skeleton! He has no veins or skin!
Nurse: *and puts the other end in Red's mouth*
Razor: *to Doctor* he's paying for that (beer).
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 17, 2005, 11:24:20 PM
"X:Poor society."
X walks out.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 18, 2005, 03:32:40 PM
*MT11 gallops after X and drags him into the pub by his head*
Razor: Ah, mr Ed. You wanted some beer?
Post by: Dragonium on April 18, 2005, 04:19:02 PM
Radian: What you doin' with that?
Dragonium: Creating an entirely new species... *Shifty eyes*
Radian: Umm... Drag...
Dragonium: But we'll need a name...
Samba: Rhinocefrog?
Dragonium: No, something catchy...
Samba: Uber-Rhinocefrog?
Dragonium: Genius!
Post by: Razor on April 18, 2005, 09:30:13 PM
MT11: Yay!
*alot of Kegs later*
MT11: Yay! Another Keg! Another Keg!
Ed: Ohhh.... Liver hurts....
Razor: Best put him out of his misery.
MT11: *eats Ed*
Razor: Hey! You best cough up his wallet!
MT11: *bleches at high velocity causing the wallet to hit Razor in the eye*
Razor: Ow? My eye!?!
Post by: ES2005 on April 18, 2005, 10:21:07 PM
*grabs eye*
Razor: That's my eye!
ES2005: I'll love it and hug it and call it George.
*hugs eye*
Razor: Riiiiiiiiiight.
*puts ES2005 in a rocket and blasts it off*
ES2005: I'll be baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Razor: Oh no! He has my eye!
Post by: ultros on April 19, 2005, 10:46:18 AM
so what's goin'on? did I mention I hate aol? Cause I do you know.
and gun smileys
Post by: WarxePB on April 19, 2005, 12:31:34 PM
-Ultros: AHH! AHH! HOT HOT HOT *runs away*
-Warxe: Hey, come back with my food! I'm hungry! *runs after Ultros*
Post by: Darkfox on April 20, 2005, 03:08:35 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 20, 2005, 03:19:37 PM
Post by: Dragonium on April 20, 2005, 03:28:38 PM
Post by: WarxePB on April 20, 2005, 03:32:12 PM
Post by: Grandy on April 20, 2005, 03:37:50 PM
Post by: Dragonium on April 20, 2005, 03:43:30 PM
Post by: Darkfox on April 20, 2005, 03:47:52 PM
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MT11: ... HE USED CAPITAL LETTERS! *Chases Heisheros*
Heisheros: ... ... ... ... *growls* I AM NOT A HE!!! *chases MT11 ready to claw him up*
Darkfox: ... ... ... World domination? Your going to the looney bin... *gets mallet and chases Xios*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 20, 2005, 03:52:29 PM
Post by: Grandy on April 20, 2005, 04:00:02 PM
Darkside: Really, this is the most strange place I ever saw.
Grandy: Only in the first few minutes, after that, nothing can surprise you here.
Darkside: ... ... ...and that giant flying gold robot that looks like Jesus with diamont eyes?
Grandy: Nothing can, my friend, nothing can...
Post by: WarxePB on April 20, 2005, 04:14:07 PM
-Xios: You dare!? *summons army of Metroids and sends them after Darkfox*
Post by: Darkfox on April 20, 2005, 04:47:47 PM
Heisheros: *punches Lightwolf* Nice try... I think it's pretty obvious what gender I am...
Darkfox: *pulls out a couple of charged energy rifles* I dare. *begins fireing, eradicateing the metroids* that was no fun, why not send in Ridley or... some other mutated monster? I'm bored.
Post by: WarxePB on April 20, 2005, 04:48:57 PM
*Kraid's head bursts through the pub floor.*
-Kraid: KRAID WANT BEER!
Post by: Darkfox on April 20, 2005, 05:31:32 PM
Post by: WarxePB on April 20, 2005, 05:38:04 PM
-Warxe: What the heck? *looks at Kraid*
-Kratos: What is this hideous beast?
-Kraid: *starts crying* ALL KRAID WANT IS FRIEND! NO ONE WANT KRAID! SO KRAID EAT! *eats Kratos, Warxe and Xios*
-Yue: It's okay there, buddy. No one's going to hurt you.
-Kraid: KRAID SAD...
-Jani Fors: Aww... You're so cute ^_^ *kisses Kraid's head*
-Yue: Oookay... you're going a little overboard there, Jani.
-Kraid: YOU MAKE FRIEND SAD! KRAID EAT! *eats Yue*
Post by: Darkfox on April 20, 2005, 05:46:42 PM
Tina: *holds up a sign "I prfer pig miself"*
Post by: Dragonium on April 20, 2005, 06:01:41 PM
Radian: Yup...
Samba: Why don't we just leave?
Radian: Razor barricaded the door and paid the Uber-Rhinocefrog to guard it.
Dragonium: Traitor.
Uber-Rhinocefrog: Snort snort ribbit!
Post by: Darkfox on April 20, 2005, 06:06:19 PM
Tina: *Looks at Lightwolf and holds up a sign that says "Care 2 dnce?"*
Lightwolf: Gaaaah! {She's ok... but she'll crush my feet, and probably the rest of me as well...} *grabs Dragonium* Dance with him!
Dragonium: *grabs Uber-Rhinofrog* Dance with it!
Uber-Rhinofrog: O.O *freaks out* RAAAAAAAH! RIIIIBIT RIIIIBIT-snort!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 20, 2005, 06:14:48 PM
Razor: You've got two right feet too...
MT11: Yeah, whatever.
Post by: WarxePB on April 20, 2005, 06:16:52 PM
-Kraid: KRAID DANCE WITH FRIEND!
-Jani fors: I can't dance with you. You're too big.
-Kraid: FRIEND MAKE KRAID SAD! *eats Jani Fors*
Post by: Darkfox on April 20, 2005, 06:23:30 PM
Post by: Dragonium on April 20, 2005, 06:25:19 PM
Samba: Well, it's not gonna happen to me... *Moves away*
Radian: ... Nope... *Moves away*
Arlan: Me neither... *Moves away*
Dragonium: When did you get here?
Arlan: Shut up with the retarded *** questions.
Samba: Jeez... Lighten up...
*Treads on Arlan's foot*
Arlan: HAKASI!! *Throws Samba through the window*
Post by: Darkfox on April 20, 2005, 06:28:26 PM
Post by: WarxePB on April 20, 2005, 06:28:54 PM
-Kratos: It seems that the laws of physics do not apply in the Charas Pub.
-Xios: And neither do the laws of logic. We were just in Kraid's stomach.
-Warxe: Yeah. How DID we get out?
*Flashback*
Warxe: We're gonna die!
Xios: No. Just you and Yue.
Yue: Why not you or Kratos or Jani?
Xios: I am immortal.
Jani Fors: I'm not even here. *disappears*
Kratos: *slits open Kraid's stomach, and climbs through it*
Lightwolf: KRAID MAKE LIGHTWOLF SAD! *eats Kraid*
Warxe: NOOOOOOOOOOO...
*End flashback*
-Yue: But then... me and Warxe didn't really escape...
*Warxe, Yue and Xios disappear*
-Kratos: This place is WAY too random...
*Warxe, Xios and Yue reappear*
-Jani Fors: How does that work?
-Xios: *looks at Dragonium's post* That's how.
Post by: Dragonium on April 20, 2005, 06:30:37 PM
*Pub gets lifted on a crane and taken away*
Warxe: Nice one.
Post by: Darkfox on April 20, 2005, 06:35:52 PM
Post by: Dragonium on April 20, 2005, 06:40:12 PM
*Treads on Arlan's foot*
Arlan: KATZANI!!! *Kraan Strikes Dragonium through the window*
Post by: WarxePB on April 20, 2005, 06:42:21 PM
-Warxe 2: It's me!
-Kratos: ...
-Kratos 2: This isn't a field trip, you know.
-Kratos: Give them no quarter!
-Kratos 2: By the summoning of the Chosen to Derris-Kharlan, the ritual will be complete.
-Kratos: I made a terrible mistake, once.
-Kratos 2: Be ever judicious.
-Kratos: I hope you've improved...
-Kratos 2: Sacred powers, cast your purifying light upon these corrupt souls!
-Kratos: REST IN PEACE, SINNERS!
-Kratos (both): JUDGEMENT!
*Nothing happens*
-Kratos: ...Pathetic clone.
-Kratos 2: I am not the clone. You are the clone.
-Kratos: I am the real Kratos Aurion.
-Kratos 2: Preposterous.
-Kratos: I am of Cruxis, the organization that guides this world.
-Kratos 2: You honestly think you can defeat me?
-Xios (both):MUAHAHAHA! NOW WE CAN RULE THE WORLD!
-Sean Connery: *to Razor* Shaken, not stirred.
Post by: Darkfox on April 20, 2005, 06:44:38 PM
*Treads on Tina's foot*
Tina: KYEEEEE!!! *Mule kicks Arlan through the window*
Darkfox: Hmmm... wait... you can't both own what is left of the world, one of you have to go. The better Xios will be the Xios that can beat the other Xios!
Post by: Dragonium on April 20, 2005, 06:58:07 PM
*Walks into middle of room*
Dragonium: I thought there was a reason we didn't stand in the middle of the room...
*Antlion claws come up through the floor*
Dragonium: Oh yeah, that.
Antlion: Shee, shee! *Snap, snap*
Arlan: HYESS!! *Ika Punches Antlion through the roof*
*Smirks at Tina*
Tina: HAIIIIIYA!!!
*Kicks Arlan through the wall*
[600th Post!]
Post by: WarxePB on April 20, 2005, 07:01:07 PM
-Xios 2: I'm the better one!
-Xios: In your dreams!
*They disappear*
-Kratos: ...To think I had to be taught that... by my own son...
-Kratos 2: You can not oppose fate.
-Kratos: I can simply fly over gates like these.
-Kratos 2: No you can't!
-Kratos: ...
-Kratos 2: Damn. *disappears in a puff of smoke*
-Warxe: Heehee *kills Warxe 2*
-Warxe 2: *comes back* Heehee *kills Warxe*
-Warxe: *comes back* Heehee *kills Warxe 2*
-Warxe 2: *comes back* Heehee *kills Warxe*
-Warxe: *comes back* Heehee *kills Warxe 2*
-Warxe 2: *comes back* Heehee *kills Warxe*
-Warxe: *comes back* Heehee *kills Warxe 2*
Post by: Darkfox on April 20, 2005, 07:05:03 PM
Warxe 2: *reads it and disappears, Tammy becomes solid and turns into her normal form and instantly in her clothes*
Tammy: Too easy...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 20, 2005, 07:39:37 PM
Lightwolf: It hasn't.
MT11: Hmm. I'm not even gonna bother thinking about this one.
Post by: Darkfox on April 20, 2005, 11:39:19 PM
Post by: Xen on April 21, 2005, 09:24:08 AM
Xen: Someone called?
Razor: No Xen. You're just using that as an excuse to appear after a long time and send the whole story off it's rails, again.
Xen: *blank looks*
Razor: Also, the fact that you keep stealing things from the pub.
Xen: *brings out 4 beer glasses and puts them on a nearby table*
Razor: Anything else?
Xen: *sighs, brings out a chair and places it by the nearby table*
Razor: ...
Xen: *brings out table and places it in empty space*
Razor: That's better. *looks around* Hey. Where's Dragonium?
Xen: *takes out Dragonium and places him on the nearby table*
Dragonium: I had 2 arms y'know. *get's handed arm by Xen* Thank you.
Xen: I'm just gonna leave now. *leaves*
Razor: *shouting outside* And I know this pub has a front door!
*everyone hears the sound of a door being ripped off it's hinges*
Xen: *holding front door* Sucker! *flies away*
Post by: Eternal Darkness on April 21, 2005, 09:37:19 AM
ED: its great to be back, but i did have a good time in fairyland
Drace: you didnt go to fairyland you locked yourself in the toilet a fortnight ago.
ED: Yeah and nobody would help me *shakes fist at everyone* at least Xen did when he ripped the toilet from right on top of me
Razor: *runs and looks out window* Xen your going to pay for that *shakes fist at sky*
Xen: *very faint voice* Make me
Razor: I will, dont you worry
Xen: *very faint voice* I won't pay for that. Hey! That's not a cloud. That's a - ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
Razor: NAH NAH told you so *sticks tongue out*
Xen: *very faint voice* Nah nah?
Razor: Should'nt you be screaming in pain or something?
Xen: *very faint voice* Oh right. ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
Drace: now getting back on subject how can you lock yourself in the toilet and not be able to unlock it when the key is in the door.
ED: now somebody tells me
Grandy: thats what i was trying to tell you, what do you think turn it means.
ED: Turn it i though you said sh@t oh well i'll have a beer *sits at table.
Post by: Grandy on April 21, 2005, 04:40:32 PM
News: ...and the police will attack it in any moment, this pub violated several laws, including: Assassinate of Warxe Phoenixblade, about 37 times. Inside there, a civilian recognazed at least 6 assassins, 3 thiefs, a lot of drunk people, and the owner, Razor, tried to bribe the police with beer, of course our policeman won't acce-
Policeman: FREE BEER!
News: ...... okay, this jobs sucks.
Post by: Dragonium on April 21, 2005, 04:47:05 PM
Dragonium: Where did you come from?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 21, 2005, 04:49:08 PM
Post by: Dragonium on April 21, 2005, 04:57:01 PM
MT11: *Eats Paul* Mmmmmm... Beatle...
Post by: ES2005 on April 21, 2005, 08:39:17 PM
*looks at empty chest*
ES2005: Dag, yo.
Post by: Darkfox on April 21, 2005, 10:03:55 PM
Darkfox: Thats a...
Psychosis: Leave it be.
Post by: Razor on April 22, 2005, 12:56:07 AM
*chest starts to shake*
ES2005: What thall?
*Mimic eats ES2k5*
Razor: Hey everyone! We now sell wine!
Warxe: Cool! Hey Razor, can I have a glass of wine?
Razor: Sorry, we are out of wine!
Warxe:...
Post by: Darkfox on April 22, 2005, 05:41:01 AM
Arlan: Nice gargoyle... wait a second...
*treads on Tina's tails and goes back through the window, this time thrown by a tail*
Post by: Xen on April 22, 2005, 11:45:08 AM
Xen: I..uhh..forgot my...wallet.
Razor: Wallet? You've never had a wal-
Xen: *steals Razor's wallet* -Yoink!
Razor: *shoots Xen in the face with a shotgun* Nice try. *takes back wallet*
Xen: *picking bullets out of face* Aww. Now I gotta find an easier target... *notices ED lying on the floor, drunk* Ah, he seems easier. *approaches ED*
ED: *drunkenly* Wha...wha...you wan-want?
Xen: All your money?
ED: You...you don't *hic* scare...me! *passes out*
Xen: *takes ED's wallet* Yoink! *leaves*
Grandy: Aren't the police still out there? *watches T.V*
News reporter: ...and a large Dragon has just emerged from the building. He is suspected to be armed and dangerous, and the police have decided to move in to arrest him.
Grandy: Didn't Razor bribe those guys?
Razor: Aww dammit! *goes to fetch more beer*
Grandy: *continues watching T.V*
News reporter: ...the Dragon is putting up a big fight. The police are retreatin-
Police: *running away* ARRRGGGHHH!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Xen: *goes to attack cameraman* DIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!
News Reporter: ARRRRRRRRRR-
*screen goes fuzzy*
Grandy: Hmpf. Stupid News Reporters.
Post by: ultros on April 22, 2005, 02:10:29 PM
*walks up to the bar* Good afternoon, all. I wish to say I hate AOL. I am not a spammer, but I must put this point accross
Post by: Darkfox on April 22, 2005, 04:45:32 PM
Robin Hood: Hows that a point for you?
Post by: Dragonium on April 22, 2005, 05:05:15 PM
*AOL Buddy walks in*
Ultros: Yike!
Buddy: Yike!
Battle Start! (Click) (http://www.freehomepages.com/duelist/FF7boss.mid)
Ultros attacks Buddy for 200 damage!
Buddy attacks Ultros for 540 damage!
Ultros attacks Buddy for 322 damage!
Buddy casts Get User Info!
[User info detected: Weakness - Thunder]
Buddy casts Thunder Storm for 1797 damage!
Dragonium: Hmph... Ultros is getting pummelled... We should do something...
Samba: Right.
[Dragonium, Samba and Radian joined the battle!]
Dragonium attacks Buddy for 783 damage!
Samba uses Treble Trigger on Buddy for 118, 516 and 809 damage!
Radian attacks Buddy for 670 damage!
Arlan: Hey, don't forget me!
[Arlan joined the battle]
Ultros attacks Buddy for 421 damage!
Buddy casts Lag on all opponents!
Party's speed is reduced!
Buddy casts Spam on Radian!
Radian can't attack!
Buddy casts Random Disconnect on Samba!
Samba: Nooooooo...! *Disappears*
Dragonium: Damn... Time to get serious!
Dragonium summons Xen!
Xen: Mmmm... Squid... *Eats Ultros*
Dragonium: Xen!
Xen: Oh... Sorry...
Arlan uses Beer on Xen!
Razor: Hey, you're paying for that! *Shoots Xen with a shotgun*
Xen falls! (On top of the AOL Buddy)
*Victory poses*
Dragonium: Problem solved. *Dusts off hands*
Post by: Darkfox on April 22, 2005, 05:19:04 PM
Razor: *notices Tina* What?
Tina: *giggles*
Razor: Ooook... *Walks away*
Tina: ... *follows*
Razor: AGHH! Giant bio-engineered female chasing me!!! *hides in secret chamber that is hidden by a hologram of a picture of George Washington in a Superman suit*
Tina: *looks around, ears flop down, all four of them...* Awwrr...
Post by: Lighting Half Dozen on April 22, 2005, 09:54:54 PM
Post by: Darkfox on April 22, 2005, 10:07:29 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on April 22, 2005, 11:04:40 PM
L6:AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tina:Warxe,HELP!
Warxe:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dragonium:WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING?!
Darkfox:BECAUSE WE CAN!
Razor:SHUT UP!*Chases Duke*GIVE BACK MY SHOTGUN!
Post by: Darkfox on April 22, 2005, 11:20:26 PM
*Duke's evil actions rupture the space-time continium*
Post by: WarxePB on April 23, 2005, 12:40:41 AM
*Swirly effect*
-Warxe: Stupid Duke... *transforms into Jani Fors*
-Jani Fors: O_O
-Kratos: *high-pitched voice* You don't see that every day.
-Xios: *8-bit* Noooooooo! I only have two walking frames! Bleep kableep bloop!
-Warxe: And I have boobs! This is SO twisted!
-Jani Fors: *gets sucked into a spacetime rip*
-Yue: Yes! Now I have the all-powerful power of Randomness under my control! *make srandom stuff happen*
Post by: Darkfox on April 23, 2005, 01:18:27 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 23, 2005, 10:24:04 AM
*Rubber duck floats past*
Harrison Ford: Nice shooting, kid.
MT11: 0_o
Post by: Dragonium on April 23, 2005, 12:37:00 PM
Duke: *Points*
Red: ... Anyways, I said to him, "That ain't no watermelon!". It was so funny!
George Bush: Indeedles!
Pierce Brosnan: Yep.
George Bush: Hey, have I told you my H-Bomb story?
Red's Mind: Seven times...
Red: Nope, go on.
George Bush: Anyway, I was...
Razor: Red, what's all this about?
Red: I'm exploiting all the randomness to boost my ego... Duh...
Pierce Brosnan: Razor, I'll have a beer please.
Dragonium: I thought you only had vodka martinis, shaken, not stirred?
Pierce Brosnan: Tch... *Rolls eyes*
Post by: WarxePB on April 23, 2005, 01:00:51 PM
-Yue: MUAHAHAHAHA!
-Xios: Bleep. *walks over to Yue and kicks him*
-Warxe: *transforms into Moosetroop with Warxe's head with antlers*
-Kratos: *teenage girl whining* C'mon, somebody close this spacetime rip already!
-Zero: *gets up* I'm a real boy!
Post by: Darkfox on April 23, 2005, 04:53:11 PM
Darkfox: *comes in dressed like a mechanic with a toolbox* Ok alright... *walks over to the space-time continuum rupture and pulls out a needle and thread and begins to sew the rupture closed*
Post by: Drace on April 23, 2005, 07:16:39 PM
Razor: Ah damnit Drace, read some posts if you don't know what's going on.
Drace: Don't want to. Fill me in.
Razor: Ok it's like this....... You sleeping again?
Drace: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzznnnnnoooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Razor: Oh, ok, just cheking, so it's like.......
Post by: Big_Duke on April 24, 2005, 12:27:09 AM
Yue:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Warxe:O_O Somebody didn't fix the space rip!
BANANAMAN:Tell me about it.
Warxe:Where'd you come from?
BANANAMAN:I DON'T KNOW!
Warxe:*Kills bananaman*Eat that,YA FREAK!YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
Bananaman's ghost: _ghost_ OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!Warxe,YOU KILLED ME!
Warxe:And?*Uses holy on ghost*So I did.
Warxe:FIX THE SPACE RIP!
*Space rip closes*
Everyone:O_O What the?
Post by: Darkfox on April 24, 2005, 12:30:53 AM
Psychosis: I sat on the "Close rip" button...
Post by: Razor on April 24, 2005, 10:34:42 AM
Warxe: ? *goes for cash register*
Razor: *smacks Warxe with shtogun* No stealling! *falls asleep*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 24, 2005, 10:53:58 AM
Post by: Darkfox on April 25, 2005, 03:59:49 AM
Post by: Xen on April 25, 2005, 09:20:28 AM
Xen: Err...heh...heh. Anyone willing to help a friendly Dark Dragon out?
Drace: Help you out with what? And...friendly?
Xen: Goddamit! Do I have to tell you everything? *pauses* I got some guys chasing me. I need a place to hide out. And...of course I'm friendly. In a friendly, evil, sort of way, I...think.
Razor: Why not just kill them? You do that to everyone else who stands in your way.
Xen: *ponders* I...never thought of that. But still...hide me, hide me, hide me! *jumps up and down, causing minor tremors*
Drace: I ain't helping you.
*silence*
Drace: *to everyone* Well, would anyone else?
*silence*
Some guy: I will! I will!
*sound of shotgun firing, and a thud*
Razor: *reloading shotgun* See? No one wants to help you.
Xen: *sighs* No one saw me though, okay? *leaves*
*ED and a load of Dragon Hunters enter*
ED: Has anyone seen a large Dark Dragon?
Drace: Xen?
ED: Yeah, him! He still hasn't gave me my wallet. Damn him. *shakes fist*
Drace: He went- *points in the direction that Xen went* -that way.
ED: Oh sure. The old 'He went that way' trick! I'm realy gonna fall for that!
Drace: No, really. He did! Xen went that wa-
ED: Nice try! Lets go guys!
Dragon Hunters: Yessir!
*Ed and the Dragon Hunters go in the opposite direction to the way Drace pointed*
Drace: Idiot...
Post by: Eternal Darkness on April 25, 2005, 09:39:40 AM
*A Dark dragon wearing a little moustache walks into pub*
Wierd Dragon: *in a fake deep voice* Hello my name is Twine i would like a beer.
Razor: Xen you dont even like beer
Xen: yeah i know but it goes with the disgui...... How did you know.
Razor: it isn't exactly hard when all you have done is put on a moustache, only an idiot would fall for that.
*ED walks into pub ans sits next to Xen*
ED: Hello i haven't seen you around here before
Xen: *in a weird voice again* My name is Twine a dont come here often
ED: I dont blame you *sees razor staring at him* Only joking...
Xen: *Pulling face as he drinks the last of his beer* Well i had better be going
ED: oh by the way have you seen a dark dragon by the name of Xen around here
Xen sorry no i haven't bye...*runs out door giggling*
ED: well he was a nice fella but he seemed to be in a rush...*gets a look of embaressment on his face and turns to razor* that was Xen wasn't it.
Razor: yes, didnt you know it was him
ED: No but i'll get him *finishes beer and runs out of pub*
Razor: Wait...they didn't pay! Good job I installed those Mines that explode when non-paying customers step on them.
Drace: Is that possible?
Razor: 'tis now!
*sounds of explosions are heard from outside*
ED: ARRRGGGHHHHH!!!
Razor: Damn! Xen must've flew over them, hence the reason I install rockets
*faint explosions and Xen's screams are heard*
Post by: WarxePB on April 25, 2005, 12:43:32 PM
-Kratos: *looks around* Where did Yue, Jani Fors and Xios go off to?
-Warxe: Chaos Realm or something.
-Kratos: Indeed.
-Warxe: So, what now?
-Kratos: Summon some of your friends in.
-Warxe: Alright. *summons Odin*
-Odin: YES! I'LL FINALLY BEAT YOU AT CHECKER- Hey, what happened? *looks around* You! *decapitates Warxe*
-Kratos: ...
-Odin: But I was so close to winning! I tell you, that 4-yr-old was really good, too!
-Kratos: ...You must suck at checkers.
-Odin: Sadly, yes.
Post by: Darkfox on April 25, 2005, 02:08:44 PM
Psychosis: Why are you here?
Thor: Technician...
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on April 25, 2005, 02:29:52 PM
DF : O-o
thor : dont use ''O-o'' IF I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!
mmb : are you looking for a fight?
thor : no, you?!!
mmb : i am, wanna fight? :)
thor : sure! >:
mmb : ok, come on then, come on!
*moves around like a complete idiot*
thor : DF, he isn't worth killing...
mmb : just hit me!
thor : u sure? _sweat_
mmb : yeah, gimme all you got...
DF : mmb thats not a really go...
*thor grabs his hammer and smacks away mmb*
DF: good idea... :|
mmb : ouch! *Stands up* YOU CALL THAT FIGHTING?
DF : WTF!!
thor : huh?, i just beated you down! DIIIIEEE DIIIIEEEE!!!!
*hits around with his hammer*
DF : oh crap, DUCK!!!!! AAAAH!!!!
warxe : *enters the room*, whats going o.....AAAAAH!!! DUCK!!!!
kratos : ooo ooh AAAAAH!!!
odin : could sumeone shut that thor up? *gets wacked over the head*
kratos : not by me...
odin : oh crap never mind RUUUUUN!!!!!!
*everybody runs, including thor*
everybody : *cough of running*
warxe : his nuts, that thor guy, man whered he come from, and where is he now?
thor : =-=*
warxe : is it better for me to run now?
mmb : uhuh...i geusse that would be the only way to survive.
warxe: you mean his gonna.....you know....kill me?!!
thor : exacly, he is.
mmb : WTF!
thor : oh i whas talking to myself again.
warxe : oh pfew, i tought you WHERE gonna kill me.
thor : i whas...i whas....DIIIIIEEEE DIIIIIIEEE DIIIIEEE!!!!
warxe : AAAAAAAAAAAH!
*runs of with thor on his tail*
everybody : RUUUN!
*run to a safe place*
Post by: Darkfox on April 25, 2005, 03:42:30 PM
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on April 25, 2005, 03:54:12 PM
DF : :o
thor : whats wrong with you?
DF : ur, ur shoulder......it it has.......
*the bloody body of warxe is hanging over thors shoulder*
thor : oh crap, HE MOVED!! DIIIIEEEE!!!!!
*grabs hammer again and hits warxe untill he is as flat has a penny*
DF : just great...=-=*
thor : i told him not to move, and he did! sorry :s
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 25, 2005, 04:21:33 PM
Thor: Sorry, that was me.
Post by: Darkfox on April 25, 2005, 04:52:57 PM
Thor: Fifty bucks, heh.
Post by: Xen on April 26, 2005, 10:36:54 AM
Xen: *sheds tear* *sniff* Now I have to repair the pub...just so I can destroy it again...
*Xen repairs the pub*
Razor: Well done Xen! You should get a medal for that!
Xen: Is it chocolate?
Razor: No.
Xen: Then, I don't want it.
Warxe: *summons chocolate medal and gives it to Xen*
Xen: Did I say I wanted this?
Warxe: I assumed you did.
Xen: *throws chocolate medal back at Warxe*
Warxe: *explodes along with the chocolate medal*
Xen: Dammit! Why does everyone assume I want things?
Razor: *hands beer to Xen*
Xen: Oh, thanks! *drinks beer and leaves*
Razor: *listens for Xen's screams*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 26, 2005, 04:32:05 PM
Drace: Did I just hear a little girl scream?
Razor: That would be Xen.
Bugenhagen: Ho Ho HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post by: Dragonium on April 26, 2005, 05:40:20 PM
Bugenhagen: No... Of course not...
Sephiroth: Okay. *Puts head back round door*
Dragonium: ...
Razor: ...
Drace: ...
*Wind, crickets chirping*
Distant voice: Wait a minute...
Sephiroth: Get over here!
Bugenhagen: Aaaaaaah! *Runs*
Post by: WarxePB on April 26, 2005, 06:45:07 PM
-Kratos: It was just a pawn. And I already have most of your pieces...
-Odin: ... *sits down*
-Kratos: *moves piece* Checkmate.
-Odin: Damn! I hate these thinking games!
-Warxe: Can I play?
-Kratos: But you're even worse than Odin.
-Warxe: ...
-Morionn: Hah hah! *laugh unnaturally echoes*
-Warxe: When did you get here?
-Morionn: You just summoned me.
-Warxe: Oh yeah...
-Odin: I'm playing you again, Kratos!
-Kratos: Very well. *sets up chessboard*
Post by: Dragonium on April 26, 2005, 06:52:52 PM
Samba: Sure. What game?
Dragonium: Uhhhm...
Samba: Errm...
Dragonium: Toss the H-Bomb?
Samba: Nah...
Dragonium: You always disagree with me. Why?
Samba: Don't ask stupid questions!
Dragonium: Fine, sir! I challenge you... To Tiddlywinks.
*Dramatic music, becoming fast-paced action music*
Dragonium: *Sets up pot and tiddlywinks* Fear me!
Samba: *Aims* Fear me more!
Dragonium: Never! *Tiddles*
*Misses pot*
Samba: Muaha! *Tiddles*
*Goes in pot*
Arlan: My go. *Tiddles*
*Misses pot*
Arlan: How dare you defy me?! *Tiddles harder*
*Flies across room, and lodges in Drace's brain*
Drace: O_o *Falls over*
Arlan: Oops.
Post by: Darkfox on April 26, 2005, 06:58:06 PM
*everybody backs away*
Thor: What?
Post by: WarxePB on April 26, 2005, 07:02:17 PM
-Odin: Some game that the Brits play.
-Warxe: What's a Brit?
-Odin: -_-
-Morionn: And I thought I was an idiot.
-Warxe: Shut up.
-Morionn: *voice becomes big and evil-sounding* YOU DARE!?
-Warxe: Oh yeah... you have that sound manipulation thingy.
-Kratos: 'Sound manipulation thingy'... The only thing you're sounding like is idiotic... Check.
-Odin: *moves king* BURNED
-Warxe: *whispers in Morionn's ear*
-Morionn: What?
-Warxe: You heard me.
-Morionn: No. You were just going 'psst psst psst' in my ear...
-Warxe: ...*whispers in Morionn's ear*
-Morionn: You WHAT?
-Warxe: You heard me.
-Morionn: Well, okay... *voice becomes a church choir*
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*beer mugs and windows shatter*
-Razor: You're paying for that 10 times over!
-Morionn: But it was- *looks around, but Warxe is gone*
Post by: Darkfox on April 26, 2005, 07:11:44 PM
Darkfox: Yep... definetly too much expresso.
Psychosis: *mind's voice* You wouldn't know a true battle of wits if it bit you in the knee. Metaphorically speaking of course. Or am I...
Psychosis: *normal voice* And even then, I still win the cuteness contest!!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 26, 2005, 07:19:48 PM
*Sees sign Razor is holding: Board games for all! $50 each! Moosetroop is paying!*
MT11: Gargh! *Attacks Razor*
Dragonium: Do you mind? We're TRYING to play tiddlywinks!
Post by: Darkfox on April 26, 2005, 07:42:11 PM
*Psychosis sends Razor and MT11 to the Battleverse, they are both suddenly in a ring and a referee suddenly appears*
Ref: Are you ready to fumble!? *explodes*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 26, 2005, 08:01:18 PM
Post by: Darkfox on April 26, 2005, 10:42:42 PM
Levinna: I am Levinna and I will be the replacement referee! AIN'T I CUTE!? Ok get to fighting but don't cause too much bleeding, it makes me queazy!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 27, 2005, 04:03:15 PM
Razor: Attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
MT11: Uh-oh! *Dodges* Yay!
Razor: *Takes a club to MT11's head*
MT11: *Dies* *Brought back to life with auto-life*
Razor: Huh?
MT11: Chomp
Razor: *Inside MT11's stomach*
Drace: 0_o
Dragonium: You were dead!
RedXIII: Anyone seen Grandpa?
Post by: Dragonium on April 27, 2005, 04:40:44 PM
Bob: ... And, as the match ended in default (Rule 466: Should a character eat another, the match ends), we will now have another match. Isn't that right, Gary?
Gary: It certainly is. Both sides played well in that last round, and it'll be interesting to see who will win the next elimination round.
Bob: Certainly. If you've just joined us, we're waiting to hear a result for the last battle, and a fixture for the next one! And... Hold on... I'm getting something, just in... The winner is... Drace!
Gary: Well, ain't that a surprise? And, folks, the next fixture will be Dragonium vs. Sephiroth. Should be an interesting one, eh Bob?
*Back in the Arena*
*Sephiroth walks in*
3... 2... 1... FIGHT!
Dragonium: Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! *Runs*
Sephiroth: Get back here! *Chases*
Dragonium: Umm... Come on, think! Uuuuuh...
*Sephiroth gets closer*
Dragonium: Nooooo!! *Tiddles*
*Ping*
Sephiroth: O_o *Falls over*
*Victory tune plays*
Dragonium: Yeah! *Does a lap of honour*
Drace: O_o *Falls over*
Dragonium: Uh-oh! *Trips over Drace*
*Back in the commentary box*
Bob: The judges have come to a decision... The winner is... Drace! Again.
Gary: Well, ain't that a surprise?
Bob: Shut it, Gary.
Post by: Darkfox on April 27, 2005, 05:56:10 PM
Levinna: Hey, I'm the referee and announcer and commentary! Ya'll are screwin up my spotlight! Sooooo...
*Bob and Gary appear in the ring*
BOB VS GARY!
Levinna: A three two annnnd one GOOO!
Post by: Eternal Darkness on April 27, 2005, 06:38:20 PM
*Bob comes flying towards ED and in slow motion crushes him*
Announcer: OOHH thats got to hurt, but anyway that means that Gary has won the match.
*Xen is flying above the ring*
Xen: stupid ED at least nothing can hurt me while i'm up here
*As Gary celebrates he throws wieght up into air*
Xen:*in slow motion* NNNNNOOOOO *gets hit by wieght and falls to ground*
*A faint voice comes from under bob and shouts as though the person is in pain*
ED: H-HA H-H-HA
Post by: Darkfox on April 27, 2005, 06:49:14 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 27, 2005, 06:58:41 PM
Post by: Grandy on April 27, 2005, 09:58:26 PM
Grandy: *whatching what is happening and laughing* (everything gets darks and big white letters show up: "HA HA HA!")
Darkside: *sweatdrops while drinking a beer*
Mimic: *Walk through and invisible door*
Neo: *Dodges bullets in slowmotion*
Me: *Writing this right now*
Charles Chaplin: *Walk in a funny way, then gets in the middle of a fight*
Post by: Darkfox on April 27, 2005, 10:22:25 PM
Text: I can't talk anyways so it's no bother to me, hey cool! I get my own text box! Wait... does black and white make me look fat?
Darkfox: *moves mouth*
Text: LOVE AND PEACE!! What the? ... ... ... no you don't look fat Mindy.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 28, 2005, 04:43:46 PM
Post by: Dragonium on April 28, 2005, 06:42:52 PM
Text: Wow, this spiffing gadget seems to be broken, rather!
Dragonium: *Takes out a book*
Text: "Charas Gold Award Engineering Rule 2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape".
Dragonium: *Fiddles with the machine, mouth moves again*
Text: Hmm... Please run the titles while I figure out this doodad.
*Titles run with lots of names, then a big hole appears in the film and it stops*
Radian: *Fiddling with projector, mouth moves*
Text: Sorry.
Post by: WarxePB on April 28, 2005, 06:50:38 PM
Text: Great game! Shall we play again?
-Kratos: *walks away*
Text: Sure.
-Warxe: *looks at text boxes thoughtfully*
Text: What's with all the text boxes?
-Morionn: *screams*
Text: NOOOOO! MY SOUND MANIPULATION POWERS ARE USELESS NOW!!!!!!
-Odin: *kills Morionn*
Text: I am teh evil!
*Xios appears*
Text: *whoosh*
-Xios: *says something*
Text: *whoosh*
-Xios: *says something angrily*
Text: *whoosh*
Post by: Grandy on April 28, 2005, 07:05:09 PM
Text: *whoosh*
Grandy: *looks confuse*
Text: *whoosh*
Grandy: *hits the text box*
Text: *slam!*
Grandy: *moves mouth*
Text: Nothing that a good punch don't fix
Post by: Darkfox on April 28, 2005, 07:10:51 PM
Text: Splash!
*Water*
Text: Sizzle!
*Tank*
Text: Squeak!
*Mouse*
Text: BOOM!
DF: ...
Text: ...
*DF pulls out Spirit saber and slashes the silent filmafier, everything returns to color and sound returns*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 28, 2005, 08:14:28 PM
Post by: Grandy on April 28, 2005, 08:53:57 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on April 29, 2005, 12:43:10 AM
Post by: Grandy on April 29, 2005, 12:54:15 AM
Razor: *whistles* Xen, start to rebuild NOW!
Post by: Razor on April 29, 2005, 02:57:48 AM
Razor: Shut up. Though I must admit, destroying the pub with a banana is pretty good.
Duke: Really?
Razor: Or maybe it's because Xen didn't fix it good enough last time!!! Xen! I want this to be like a bomb shelter! Invincible! And make it withstand nuclear blasts, I've got a war tomorrow!
Xen: ...
Post by: Grandy on April 29, 2005, 09:46:18 AM
Razor: I'll kill all the curious people.
Grandy: Okay, I'll shut up now
Post by: Razor on April 29, 2005, 11:12:27 AM
voice: awhawhaww, I will not mees next time, you filthy american peeg!
Razor: *pulls pin and throws grenade outside* I'm not American, and I'm not a pig!
Grandy: What about filt-
Red: He knows what he said...
Post by: Xen on April 29, 2005, 11:55:20 AM
Razor: Well Xen? Did you meet my requirements?
Xen: Requirements? You didn't say that your requirements were coming to meet me!
Razor: ...
Xen: Oh wait! Maybe you're talking about that guy who pulled up in an army vehicle?
Razor: !?
Xen: I remember it like it happened at some time in my life before...which it did.
*Flashback*
*outside the Charas Pub*
Guy in army vehicle: Is this the Charas Pub?
Xen: Yes.
Guy in army vehicle: Oh good. *drives away*
*End of Flashback*
Xen: I could'nt make out what the symbol was on the side of the vehicle though...Oh wait! It's that one on the sides of the things that make really big explosions and kill everybody!!
Razor: *pauses, and get's worried looks* Xen? You did make this pub Nuke Proof, like I said...right?
Xen: What? Oh that. It's on my to do list. It's at the bottom. actually.
Razor: DO IT NOW!!!
Xen: Later. *leaves*
Xen: *from outside* WOW!! It's raining Nukes!!!
*Everyone gasps*
Xen: *from outside* Oh wait. No they're not.
*Everyone lets out a sigh of relief*
Xen: *from outside* Nope. They're nukes.
*Everyone gasps*
Xen: I wonder if they'll hit the pub. Even if they did, the pub wouldn't be affected. I mean, I built that nuclear protection...*pauses* Oh wait. That's on my to do list. Ah, everyone will be fine. They have the duck and cover method. It's saved my life tons of times. Oh wait. My scales are resistant to nukes, only anti-dragon nukes hurt me. Damn. Somone may have heard that. I better scram!!! Stupid Eavesdroppers... *flies away*
Razor: We are so screwed
Post by: Darkfox on April 29, 2005, 03:25:18 PM
Military dude: It ist good to haf comrades! *leaves*
Razor: What was that all about?
Darkfox: He broke their pub and refused to rebuild it and said it was on his to-do list but he never done it.
Razor: Hmmmm... that sounds oddly familiar... can't quite put my claws on it...
Darkfox: -_-'
Razor: I know, we need a military! And some funny talking guy that says stuff like "TO ARMS!"
Darkfox: Your missing the point entirely...
Razor: Huh-wha...?
Darkfox: Nevermind...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 29, 2005, 03:31:12 PM
Razor: To arms!
*Drunkards stagger to their feet and get out their water pistols, drace drops to the floor unconsious*
DF: This is your military?
Razor: Jealous? I spent a week training them.
DF: _sweat_
Razor: Yooou're jealous.
Post by: Dragonium on April 29, 2005, 07:19:11 PM
*The Landing from FF8 starts playing for no reason*
Dragonium: Oh, holy cow...
Duke: My banana shall save us all! *Points banana at sky*
*Gets shot at*
Duke: Fwaagh. *Dives back inside*
*Enemy leader comes inside*
Leader-type guy: Ve haf captured ze one you call, "Xen".
Dragonium: *Gasp*
Duke: *Gasp*
DF and Razor: Woohoo!
*Soldiers swarm the pub*
Leader: As such, ve are not wanting to waste time, yes? So ve are going to destroy you all. Before we do, I vant you to have this. *Hands a piece of paper to Razor*
Razor: Xen's To Do List. "Nuke-Proof Pub". "Do week's shopping". "Steal DF's Wallet". "Disable the anvil trap".
Leader: Anvil trap?
*Thunk*
Razor: *Looks at squished leader* O_o
Dragonium: *Puts Dragostea Din Tei on for no reason*
Post by: Big_Duke on April 30, 2005, 01:33:14 AM
Dragonium:How?
Razor:Well,too much air got sucked into his lungs,therefor exploding his lungs.
Dragonium:Sorry I asked.
*Duke is in heaven*
Duke:K. Ballard?
Ballard:Yeah,that's me.
Duke:Hitler?!
Hitler:SSHHHHHHHHH!I'm not supposed to be up here!
Duke:AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!HITLER!
Hitler:Crap!
*back at the pub*
Razor:Where are you?
Post by: Weregnome on April 30, 2005, 03:34:11 AM
Post by: Grandy on April 30, 2005, 04:08:42 AM
Post by: Darkfox on April 30, 2005, 05:13:18 AM
Darkfox: ... ... ... get out of my look!
Razor: O_o
Post by: Drace on April 30, 2005, 08:24:09 AM
Razor: What sucks?
Drace: This damn bloodsucker here, he's sucking my neck.
Grandy: You need to burn it off.
Drace: I don't think that's gonna work.
Grandy: It will, just grab a lighter or a sigaret.
Drace: Ok if you say so. *grabs sigaret and puts it out on the bloodsucker*
*White comes running out of the door*
White: OW! That hurts! *runs out of the pub*
Drace: *Steps out of the door* You were right Grandy, it worked. *Raises hand with dead bloodsucker in it*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 30, 2005, 10:15:41 AM
Post by: Razor on April 30, 2005, 12:34:29 PM
MT11: Ahh! Oh. *drinks*
Post by: Big_Duke on May 01, 2005, 06:20:13 AM
Duke:BEHOWELD!I HAVE SEEN KENNY!
Razor:WTF?!
Dragonium:Hi!
Post by: Dragonium on May 01, 2005, 08:29:15 AM
Duke: Thanks for ruining my fun. *Walks out*
Post by: Razor on May 01, 2005, 10:14:25 AM
Darkfox: I never said that!
Darkfox: Sure you did!
Darkfox: Meh. *takes a drink*
asterisks: but since darkfox doesn't drink, he is actually drinking strawberry Quik.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 01, 2005, 12:51:37 PM
Post by: Razor on May 01, 2005, 10:31:54 PM
Pointy: Don't you have a job to do?
Assman: ...I got fired. *drinks*
Post by: Dragonium on May 02, 2005, 10:06:22 AM
Ultros: Vwoo hoo hoo.
Cloud: *Bashes Ultros with a paperclip*
Post by: WarxePB on May 02, 2005, 12:22:12 PM
*He starts dancing*
-Odin: *bad dubbing* Your dancing infuriates me! *rips his armor off like cloth and transforms into the Hulk*
-Kratos: ?
-Odin: GRRRR! ODIN SMASH! *smashes a table in*
-Razor: You're paying for that!
-Odin: ODIN PAY! *grabs his wallet and pays Razor*
-Morionn: ...
-Kratos: I've had enough of this. *tries to walk out, but there's a steel door and bars over the exit*
-Razor: No one leaves!
-Kratos: *jumps through the open window*
-Razor: D'oh!
-Odin: ODIN GET! *runs through the wall, and starts chasing Kratos*
Post by: Dragonium on May 02, 2005, 01:54:28 PM
Prof. Drag: Now then... Any questions?
Drace: How much would would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
Prof.: Well, given a reasonable chucking distance of 1m, and a Woodchuck of average mass - shall we say, 3.3kg - the maximum possible energy a Woodchuck could expend is simple to calculate.
*Writing on a blackboard at light speed*
Prof.: E=mc2, which is equal to
E=3.3*(3*10^8)2=2.97*1017, and the minimum velocity required being equal to
S=ut+0.5at2, and, being that any object achieves maximum velocity at 45 degrees, we can see that
(1,0)=(2-0.5)(V,V)+0.5(o,-9.8)(t2);
(2-0.5)=V=0.707. Now we can calculate a solution.
E=1/2mv2, and as we are looking for m, we need to calculate
2.97*1017=0.5*m*(0.7072)
And we can now see that approximately 1018kg of wood could be chucked by a Woodchuck working at maximum velocity. However, this sort of mad chucking would annihilate the Woodchuck in the process, so this is ethically a less than clear-cut question. We could increase the limit by allowing the Woodchuck to eat over a given time; however, this is by a negligible magnitude, which I shall not consider here. Note that considering the size of a Woodchuck, we can reduce the distance to half a metre, and it would still be considered a chuck. Now, any questions?
Drace: O_o *Brain implodes*
Dragonium: Bzzz. *Reverts back to normal*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 02, 2005, 02:00:47 PM
Post by: Dragonium on May 02, 2005, 02:46:51 PM
*Sneaks over to the bar, starts drinking the beer out of the tap*
Razor: *Comes up stairs* Sorry, I was changing a barrel. What did I miss?
Dragonium: ...
Razor: ... *Slowly picks up mallet*
Dragonium: Noooooo! *Casts Random Crappy Magic Attack*
Razor: *Synchronisation with lip movements is way out* What the hell does that do?
Dragonium: *Synchronisation is out* Sorry, it does that from time to time.
Razor: Friends?
Dragonium: Friends. *Both shake hands, Dragonium turns around to walk away*
*Thunk*
Dragonium: O_o *Falls over*
Razor: *Plays with mallet* Hehehehe... Excellent...
Post by: Grandy on May 02, 2005, 03:35:04 PM
Razor: Your brain imploded!
Grandy: I have no brain
Post by: Darkfox on May 02, 2005, 03:53:41 PM
Darkfox: You know, alot of what you said Dragonium was gobbledygook! Psychosis if you will...
Psychosis: The question was "How much wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood". If we are referring to the mammal which is of relation to the beaver I will say that they would not chuck but rather roll the wood. Of course it depends on the size and weight of the woodchuck and if he has assistance. So we could say it's h times w equaling d. H being height, w being weight and d is the distance in which the wood is rolled. The product of the multiplier will of course be converted in a further process to somthing more understandable, like feet, let me demonstrate...
Lets say a woodchuck is... 3 feet tall and weighs 65 pounds. That equals of course 195... divideing by 15 would equal 13. Therefor using that we could assume 13 is feet per hour. Though this isn't completely correct math it could be used as an example. Any questions?
Post by: Grandy on May 02, 2005, 04:02:24 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 02, 2005, 04:06:20 PM
Post by: Dragonium on May 02, 2005, 04:15:01 PM
Prof.: *Scribbles on blackboard* I wish to test your theory. First of all, we can see through a visual representation of your theorem...
... That your theory is incorrect. It is entirely possible that a Woodchuck worker (As in, one of designation to work on building structures in a similar way to that of beavers) would not be approximately 3 feet tall, more likely about 1 and a half feet; this immediately suggests that, with the arc of the creature's spine, the maximum it could lift a piece of wood is the angle shown on the diagram. This means that, with your theorem, all we have found is the hypotenuse, meaning that the angle is irrelevant. Once again, we know that an average sized piece of wood, travelling along a lateral arc showing a basic amount of gravity and the earth's rotational effect on the Woodchuck, we now have linked back into my theorem.
Drace: *Gets back up, brain has regenerated* O_o *Brain implodes*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 02, 2005, 04:17:27 PM
Post by: Razor on May 02, 2005, 09:49:36 PM
PSychosis: But what about him?!? *points to Dragonium*
Dragonium: Guhh... *hits head on table repeatably*
PSychosis: But he was just the smart professor guy and -
Dragonium: *starts chewing on table*
Razor: Now Psychosis, noone likes a liar.
Drace: Hey Razor, I'll pay you back for this beer straight away. I seemed to have... run out of money. Yeah.
Razor: Sure.
Psychosis: ...
Post by: Big_Duke on May 03, 2005, 01:19:59 AM
Dragonium's! How?!
Dragonium:I was the cause.*Turns into Prof. Drag*Or was I?
Grandy:I have no Brain. How?
Duke:My brain's in a fantasy world,where it's happy.*Cough*It's Lost*Cough*
Razor:*laughs Manicly*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Duke:Well,at least Razors fine.
Post by: Dragonium on May 03, 2005, 04:24:10 PM
*Walks out, then comes back in as Dragonium for no reason*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 03, 2005, 07:09:57 PM
Headmaster: Oi! James! I've finally found you!
MT11: James? Who is this James? I am MT11!
Headmaster: Very funny. Come with me. *MT11 gets dragged back to school*
Post by: Drace on May 03, 2005, 07:54:13 PM
Prof.: oh really, a nimbwit like you could solve this dilema from the ancient times before the microwave.
Drace: *Raises hand with beaver in it* We just let this little bastard loose in the 'CHARAS WOODS' and see how much this wood chucker can chuck wood. Or something like that.
Post by: Big_Duke on May 03, 2005, 07:59:01 PM
Dragonium: Arf!
Post by: Razor on May 03, 2005, 09:22:35 PM
Yo Dragonium, I know of that Hell thing you're referring to - the whole college question. That rocks.
Red: The HELL was that?!
Razor: *shrugs*
Post by: Big_Duke on May 03, 2005, 11:41:40 PM
The BORING post thing was really an illusion is said:
|30RI|\|G P05T
the only actual letters were RIGPT,which excluding the I and T is RPG,if arranged correctly.
Prof. Drag:AAGGGGGGGGHH!!!!*Brain Implodes*
Prof. Duke:*cheers*
Post by: Dragonium on May 04, 2005, 05:12:53 PM
Duke: Huh?
Prof.: Now, I see what you were trying to get at there. But the whole "Brain imploding" thing... It's not on the syllabus.
Duke: You made up the "Brain imploding" thing.
Prof.: What is more likely to happen is an acute case of HCE...
Duke: HCE?
Prof.: Click here. (http://www.mit.edu/~mkgray/head-explode.html)
Duke: O_o *Head explodes*
Post by: Darkfox on May 04, 2005, 05:27:20 PM
Dragonium: Hah, sure do! *holds out a piece of paper that just has "Professur Liscuns" on it*
Psychosis: *sweatdrop, and sarcastically says* Wow...
Post by: Dragonium on May 04, 2005, 05:46:29 PM
Psychosis: By what?
Prof.: Look it up. *Walks off in a sulk*
Post by: Darkfox on May 04, 2005, 05:52:47 PM
Razor: -_-' Not again...
Random Guy: Wah wah waaaah
Neth: *shoots random guy*
Razor: *hands Neth a wad of money*
Neth: Heheheh...
Psychosis: ... ... ... *hugs her tail*
Post by: Razor on May 04, 2005, 09:52:26 PM
Psychosis: You just say "sewpa"?
Razor: I said super.
Psychosis: I heard you -
Razor: Isaidsuper!!!
Psychosis: Bu-
Razor: SUPER!!!
Post by: Darkfox on May 04, 2005, 10:01:17 PM
Post by: Grandy on May 04, 2005, 11:44:27 PM
Psychosis: You just made the word "exaperetioneging", don't you?
Grandy: I bet you sapioneted that!
Psychosis: _sweat_
Grandy: Supiocallyfrogloazyxpilledoingnusthus!
Post by: Darkfox on May 05, 2005, 12:03:43 AM
Psychosis: _sweat_ No...
Lightwolf: Uhhhhh... nevermind then...
Post by: WarxePB on May 05, 2005, 02:59:35 PM
-Razor: What?
-Warxe: What if the Charas Pub was actually real?
-Morionn: Hmm?
-Warxe: I'm going to go out and buy some wood, then build the Charas Pub in my backyard.
-Morionn: You're crazy, man.
-Warxe: And if I am?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?
-Odin: *runs in* ODIN EAT! *eats Warxe* *runs out*
Post by: Dragonium on May 05, 2005, 03:13:56 PM
Dragonium: Tch... Imagine Grandy... Making up words... Heh.
Razor: I think I dropped a crate of beer in the 7th Dimension...
Dragonium: I shall return interfrastically! *Warps out of the Pub*
Post by: Darkfox on May 05, 2005, 04:56:48 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 05, 2005, 06:47:05 PM
Grandy: Why the grassfillet would you even plander such a pelious proposal?
Post by: Darkfox on May 05, 2005, 07:34:11 PM
Psychosis: Circumferance my butt, you don't know what your talking about.
Lightwolf: ... :( I thought I sounded smart...
Post by: Razor on May 05, 2005, 09:42:36 PM
Psychosis: Hey, what happened to your acsent? And why is your name spelt wrong?
SF: Because Razor is too lazy to do his homework.
Razor: *leaning back trying to balance a pencil on his nose* Bite me.
Post by: Darkfox on May 05, 2005, 09:58:44 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on May 06, 2005, 05:55:46 AM
you'll always sound precocious!SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!
Is that a word long and big enough!? :]] :smoke: :D
Post by: Razor on May 06, 2005, 06:16:07 AM
Darkfox: She's not young. She just acts like it.
Psychosis: Tell 'em my true age and I'll hurt you up some!
Darkfox:
Razor: Cool shades.
Darkfox: ....thank you.
Post by: Darkfox on May 06, 2005, 07:55:55 AM
Post by: Sqoad on May 06, 2005, 11:49:29 AM
Sqoad: Is this the Bank?
Everyone: No...
Sqoad: Well then... I guess I'll just have a drink then...
Post by: Weregnome on May 06, 2005, 01:26:25 PM
"This situaion is outer hand... oh well."
Walks off, being hit by a bus marked 'Alpacino'...
Post by: Darkfox on May 06, 2005, 05:42:50 PM
Post by: Sqoad on May 06, 2005, 06:12:01 PM
Post by: Dragonium on May 06, 2005, 07:01:30 PM
Razor's Mind: If he does that, we'll lose our jobs and never make any money again! Do something!
Razor: Hey, not fair!
Razor's Mind: Something better!
Razor: Nooooooooo...! *Dives in slow-mo*
Dragonium: Hmm. *Walks out of the way of Razor's dive in normal-mo*
*Crash*
Dragonium: Hmm... Odd...
*Slurp, slurp*
Dragonium: What the...?! *Turns around*
Duke: Eheheheh... Lucky 'dis straw was 'ere... Hic! Murble dur... Hey, mister cactus... You got any chewing gum? Uhuhm... *Falls over*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 06, 2005, 07:32:00 PM
Post by: Sqoad on May 06, 2005, 08:00:57 PM
Razor: (Darn...)
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 06, 2005, 08:35:16 PM
Razor: withdraw that.
Post by: Big_Duke on May 06, 2005, 09:54:01 PM
Duke:FRRRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HIC!*Falls over*
Dragonium: You are a wasted
Post by: Darkfox on May 06, 2005, 09:59:26 PM
Psychosis: *watches Duke's unconcious body fly out the window* You forgot your glasses didn't you Darkfox?
Darkfox: Uhhhh... they make me look geeky...
Post by: Razor on May 07, 2005, 01:17:10 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Dragonium
Dragonium: *Returns interfrastically, carrying a huge crate of beer* Free beer for everyone!
Razor's Mind: If he does that, we'll lose our jobs and never make any money again! Do something!
Razor: Hey, not fair!
Razor's Mind: Something better!
Razor: Nooooooooo...! *Dives in slow-mo*
Dragonium: Hmm. *Walks out of the way of Razor's dive in normal-mo*
*Crash*
Dragonium: Hmm... Odd...
*Slurp, slurp*
Dragonium: What the...?! *Turns around*
Duke: Eheheheh... Lucky 'dis straw was 'ere... Hic! Murble dur... Hey, mister cactus... You got any chewing gum? Uhuhm... *Falls over*
Best Post Recently.
*gives Dragonium money*
Drag: Wow! Now I'm going to buy lots and lots of beer!
Razor: *hands over small cup with a small trickle of beer in it*
Drag: Whats the deal?
Razor: Those thosands of thousands of dollars are worth crap all in our currency (what ever that is) in fact, you owe me money for the cup.
Drag: Aw.
Post by: Darkfox on May 07, 2005, 01:23:16 AM
Post by: Razor on May 07, 2005, 01:29:59 AM
Psychosis: Ew?
Razor: Why you ask?
Post by: Darkfox on May 07, 2005, 01:37:04 AM
Post by: Razor on May 07, 2005, 01:55:01 AM
Post by: Darkfox on May 07, 2005, 02:11:48 AM
Lightwolf: I don't grow old either!!
Post by: Razor on May 07, 2005, 03:03:34 AM
Razor: *100 years older* WTF! I thought you were dead!
Narrator: You think a lot of things.
Post by: WarxePB on May 07, 2005, 03:09:14 AM
-Kratos: You again.
-Narrator: 1 AM T3H R3ND0MN3SS!!!!!11!!!!!11!!1
-Kratos: That made no sense.
-Morionn: Who is this guy?
-Narrator: The supreme ruler of the Charas Pub! I can do whatever I want!
-Odin: ZANTETSUKE- *sword transforms into a pink foam hammer* Damn it!
-Xios: You suck, Narrator.
-Narrator: Impudent. *Xios starts moving in slow motion*
-Kratos: *looks at Darkfox, Psychosis and other assorted Chaos Realm characters* Your move.
Post by: Darkfox on May 07, 2005, 03:23:07 AM
Darkfox: Hmmmm...
Thor: Graaaah! *Swings hammer and it turns into a banana* Oh! Banananana! *sits down and eats it*
Darkfox: Uh... did he take Thor's brain?
Narrator: I am almighty! I am superior! I am the ultimate Narrator!
Lightwolf: Shadow Saber!! *Swings at Narrator but he deflects the attack*
Narrator: What is the use to resist? I am INDESTRUCTABLEZ0RS!
Darkfox: Alright thats it... *goes over to a phone* hey Gamble, gimme a quarter...
Gamble: Alright... *gives Darkfox a quarter*
Narrator: Wha? Huh?
Darkfox: Thanks *puts in a quarter, and dials a number, and waits a while*
Narrator: What is he doing? What does this have to do with anything!?
Darkfox: Hello
*Phone chatter*
Darkfox: Yes, he's at it again...
*Phone chatter*
Darkfox: Yes, uhuh, ok, I'll tell him... *hangs up*
Narrator: What was that all about!?
Darkfox: That was your boss, your fired.
Narrator: What!? *catches on fire* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *explodes*
Psychosis: So is it over?
Random Guy: One can never know... *gets hit my meteor*
Darkfox: Sephiroth!!!
Sephiroth: Sorry... I have a condition, I gotta send send down a meteor every few hours!
Post by: Dragonium on May 07, 2005, 02:18:12 PM
*Ragnarok falls from the moon*
Dragonium: Wow, that was good.
*Propagators start coming out*
Dragonium: Not good.
Propagator: Rawr!
*Gets eaten by Drace's Woodchuck*
Drace: Down boy!
Post by: Drace on May 07, 2005, 08:01:36 PM
Post by: WarxePB on May 07, 2005, 08:28:50 PM
-Annoucer: OOH, AND DRACE'S COMMENT LITERALLY SWEEPS WARXE OFF HIS FEET!
Let's see that again in slow motion.
*Time is rewound*
-Announcer: And here, we see Drace opening his mouth...
-Drace: *in slow motion* Wwee hhaavvee aa lloott ooff ffaannttaassiiee iinn oouurr mmiinnddss..
-Announcer: And here we see - What is this?
*Everyone stops, and a circle forms around Warxe's feet*
-Narrator: We see here that Drace's comment actually lifted the rug from beneath Warxe's feet! Incredible!
-Xios: Shut up already! *kills Announcer*
Post by: Dragonium on May 07, 2005, 08:37:37 PM
*Mobile Type 8 lands on Journalist*
*Woodchuck eats Mobile Type 8*
*MT11 eats Woodchuck*
*Billy Elliot eats MT11*
Post by: Grandy on May 07, 2005, 08:55:43 PM
Grandy: WTFH?
Post by: Razor on May 08, 2005, 01:42:36 PM
Post by: Sqoad on May 08, 2005, 02:14:27 PM
Post by: Darkfox on May 08, 2005, 04:58:14 PM
Lightwolf: WHAT?! ONLY A NICKEL!?!?!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 08, 2005, 07:42:05 PM
Darkfox: *Chucks coin away*
Nickel: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Post by: Dragonium on May 08, 2005, 07:50:41 PM
Quote
*MT11 eats Woodchuck*
Quote
*huge implosion results in those particular characters to no longer exist at all*
Dragonium: Bzzzz. *Turns into Prof.*
Prof.: First, let us examine the circumstances in which MT11 ceased to exist...
*Nutty Proffesor-type thing happens, where Dragonium becomes half Prof. and half himself*
Prof.: Muahaha! Soon I will have complete control and rule the world by making everyone's brain implode! Fwahahaha!!
Dragonium: Never!
Prof.: Oh, but you haven't seen my secret weapon yet... F!! *Holds up a page of writing with "F" written on it in red ink*
Dragonium: Nooooooooo!!
Prof.: I am soon to be all powerful! If only Dragonium knew that he has been getting F's all his life, and my attack has no effect on him!
Dragonium: Why did you say that out loud?
Prof.: Well... I... O_o *Brain implodes*
Dragonium: *Steals Mobile Type 8's drink*
Post by: Darkfox on May 08, 2005, 08:33:43 PM
Post by: WarxePB on May 08, 2005, 09:45:05 PM
-Xios: I hate machines.
-Jani Fors: *slaps Xios*
-Odin: ZANTET- oh wait, I still have a plastic pink hammer...
-Warxe: I thought it was foam?
-Odin: It's plastic.
-M.t8 (Drag's): Uncle Bill?
-M.t8 2: Well, if it isn't my nephew Joe!
-All: O_O
Post by: Drace on May 09, 2005, 02:25:33 PM
Carbuncle: Hmpf, not any more. He cheated on me whit Ifrit.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 09, 2005, 04:42:36 PM
Carbunkle: *Goes to get fire extinguisher*
Razor: 0_o? Where'd that fire extinguisher come from? I make a point of never making useless expenses.
Post by: Dragonium on May 09, 2005, 06:05:19 PM
Razor: Useless... Expenses...
Ifrit: Whaaaaaaaatever.
Post by: Darkfox on May 09, 2005, 06:36:40 PM
Carbunka: I'm Carbunkle's neice.
Heisheros: I'm Cereberus' daughter.
Bahamette: I'm Bahamut's daughter.
Anubia: And I'm Anubis' daughter...
Darkfox: ... ... ... I just noticed somthing...
Lightwolf: What?
Darkfox: That not a single one of them is a boy...
Lightwolf: That IS a mystery I can't complain about.
Darkfox: Figures you'd say that... _sweat_
Shadow Seeker: ... ... ... *absorbs Mobile Type 8 and gains it's properties*
Post by: Dragonium on May 09, 2005, 06:41:42 PM
*Corona*
*5 seconds later*
*Everyone has 1 HP*
Dragonium: Hmm... *Prods Drace*
Drace: O_o *Falls over*
Post by: Darkfox on May 09, 2005, 07:08:41 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 09, 2005, 07:34:41 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on May 09, 2005, 07:38:43 PM
Post by: Dragonium on May 09, 2005, 07:50:53 PM
Announcer: Duke's comment made the meteor disintegrate! Yes folks, you really are seeing this! There's no camera trickery here! Let's see it again in slow motion!
*Rewind*
Duke: BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
*Meteor breaks up in slow motion*
Announcer: Wow!
Xios: I thought I killed you!
Announcer: Well, don't that just beat all!
Rei: That's my catchphrase! Get yer own!
*Fight breaks out between Announcer, Xios, Rei and a passing Mobile Type 8*
Post by: WarxePB on May 09, 2005, 08:33:45 PM
*Shiva randomly appears*
-Shiva: Who wakes me from my slumber?
-Warxe: Me.
-Shiva: *encases Warxe in solid ice*
-Lightwolf: *pathetic attempt to hit on Shiva*
-Shiva: -_-' *freezes Lightwolf*
-Xios: *turns Warxe into a giant Ice Golem, which can still somehow fit into the pub*
-Ice Golem: Uh... What's my line again?
-Xios: Grragh or something.
-Ice Golem: Oh, I see. GGGGGGGRAAAAAAAAGH!
-Xios: *insert evil laugh followed by a coughing fit here*
Post by: Darkfox on May 09, 2005, 08:54:25 PM
Darkfox: Can you keep him like that for a while?
Post by: Big_Duke on May 10, 2005, 01:02:35 AM
Post by: Razor on May 10, 2005, 07:32:14 AM
Warxe: OH THE PAIN, THE PAIN OF IT ALL! *1HP appears above his head**dies*
Razor: neat! *drinks full potion**regains health*
Post by: Drace on May 10, 2005, 11:02:36 AM
Ladybug: *Flies to Drace*
Everyone: Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!
Razor: With 1 HP, it can kill us all!
Post by: WarxePB on May 10, 2005, 12:40:58 PM
*The Ladybug lands on Warxe*
-Warxe: X_X *dies*
-Morionn: But he had full HP...
-Odin: What's HP?
-Morionn: You know, your health... Where have you been?
-Odin: Hmm...
*Flashback*
-Odin: ZANTETSUKEN!
*random people die*
Odin: MUAHAHA! ZANTETSUKEN!
*more random people die*
Odin: I AM INVIN-
-Raiden: TRUE EDGE!
*Odin dies*
-Raiden: Sorry about that, little bro, but it had to be done...
*End flashback*
-Morionn: On second thought, I don't want to know.
-Kratos: FIRST AID!
*Everyone around Kratos is healed 30% HP*
-Xios: Why does he get healing magic?
-Kratos: Because I'm special.
-Xios: ...You suck.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 10, 2005, 04:21:36 PM
Duke: Sure did. *Eating banana*
*Screen blanks and a big CENSORED- THERE'S SOME THINGS NO-ONE SHOULD HAVE TO SEE appears. A minute later, the screen goes back to normal*
Darkfox: And those are the differences. Got it?
Big Duke: *With his legs in his arm sockets, his arms in his leg sockets and a banana shoved down his throat* Y-yup. got it.
Post by: Dragonium on May 10, 2005, 05:15:35 PM
*Mobile Type 8 uses Twin Homing Laser on Drace*
Drace: Oh, crap... I mean, O_o *Falls over*
Dragonium: How come he always falls over but doesn't die?
*Mobile Type 8 uses Megido Flame on Drace*
Drace: O_o *Rolls over*
Dragonium: And again.
*Mobile Type 8 uses Shockwave Pulsar on Drace*
Dragonium: Since when do you have Shockwave Pulsar?
*Mobile Type 8 uses Twin Homing Laser on Dragonium*
Dragonium: O_o *Falls over*
Post by: Razor on May 10, 2005, 09:54:10 PM
Razor: I hate choo! *smacks Pointy*
Pointy: Mother! No, Mother!
Razor: *hits pointy with nearby convenient pole*
*big full moon out**wolf howl in the distance*
Razor: *whistles while heading for the front doors with a big sack*
Red: Eh Razor, what's in the big sack?
Razor: This? Oh, why, this is the, uh... donations to the... um, orca... oprah... orphans... orphans! Yes! Donations to the orphans.
Warxe: Where you going at this hour?
Razor: Donating... to... orphans? Yes. Donating to orphans down at the old abandoned cemetery. I have a dug out grave ready.
Warxe: You have a dug out grave ready for a big sack of donations to orphans down at the cemetery?
Razor: ... ... ...yes?
Red: Makes sense to me!
Warxe: _sweat_
*Razor and Warxe exchange weird looks*
Razor: Uh, I'm going now?
Warxe: Riiight.
Warxe: Hmm, that was highly suspicious.
Red: Seemed like normal activity to me.
*hear shovel sounds in the distance*
Warxe: ...
Post by: Drace on May 11, 2005, 06:04:05 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 11, 2005, 03:51:43 PM
Post by: Darkfox on May 11, 2005, 06:45:23 PM
Darkfox: The big different between me and LW is that he's a lecture...
Lightwolf: *notices a random girl and drools*
Darkfox: See what I mean? Oh and he likes to fight... ALOT...
Post by: Razor on May 11, 2005, 09:26:39 PM
Warxe: "Him"?
Razor: Ahh, I, uh, by "Now we should never" I meant "those orphans should" and by "him again" I meant "be happy".
*lightning strikes*
*a dirty crawls through the front door*
Sack: Mo-o-mother!
Everyone: ...
Razor: Excuse me one minute. *drags sack away as rain starts bucketing*
Razor: *driving recklessly on wet roads* Never again, Pointy, never again...
Pointy: Please, Mother! Please!
Razor: Whahahahaha! *accelerates towards cliff edge*
Pointy: What are you doing Mother?
Razor: Quiet you! This is my stop! *jumps out of speeding car*
*car absails off cliff into ocean*
Razor: Since he was tied to that seat, he's never coming back! Whahahaha! Whahahahahaha!! Whahah - ...how am I getting back? *lightning strikes* *starts raining harder*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 11, 2005, 09:40:48 PM
Post by: Darkfox on May 11, 2005, 09:46:15 PM
???: Did you dispose of it?
Post by: Razor on May 11, 2005, 10:29:55 PM
???: *anger without sound or sight*
Razor: Uhh. So, can I get a lift?
*at the pub*
*hand comes through hole*
???: Please, help me, before he comes back!
Red: ?
Warxe: Say something, Red?
Red: No. *puts coaster over hole*
*back at the cliff*
Razor: Aaarrgggghhhhh *splash* Bastard!
Omnious car: *drives off*
Post by: Drace on May 12, 2005, 05:28:32 AM
Warxe: Well what?
Drace: I think he got rid of the pointy bear bottles!
Post by: Grandy on May 12, 2005, 03:54:07 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 12, 2005, 04:07:17 PM
Post by: WarxePB on May 12, 2005, 04:12:11 PM
-Drace: The hell?
-Warxe: I'm finally taller than everyone! *steps on Drace to prove this point*
-Xios: *looks down on Warxe* I'm still taller.
-Warxe: But you're standing on a barstool.
-Xios: Exactly.
Post by: Dragonium on May 12, 2005, 04:23:10 PM
Drace: Uh?
Dragonium: Miya-hoo.
Drace: What the crap?
Dragonium: Miya-haa.
Drace: Oh right, I know what's going on here... *Takes out a shotgun and shoots Dragonium*
Razor: What the hell?
Drace: Look, it's right here. *Takes out "The Ultimate Guide to Horror Movie Survival"* It clearly says there. "If someone very close to you" - and he was only a few feet from me - "Starts speaking in Latin or any language they do not know, shoot them immediately. It saves much time in the long run".
Razor: That was Romanian, wasn't it?
Drace: Heathen... Must... Cleanse... Pub of... Heathens... *Eye twitches*
Post by: Drace on May 12, 2005, 06:32:04 PM
Drace: *Takes out "The Ultimate Guide to Horror Movie Survival"*
Ok, it says here that when an eerie noise plays you need to be worrieing.
Razor: But this was an Earie noise.
Drace: Hmmmm.... Must just been spelled wrong.
Warxe: *looks down just 2 mm* Warxe, the tall, wants to know how a noise can be spelled.
Drace: Explain how you can be 2 mm taller than me.
Warxe: *Mentos music plays* Mentos.... The freshmaker! *grabs a roll of mentos*
Post by: Grandy on May 14, 2005, 12:24:18 AM
Warxe: Probaly
Grandy: Should I be worried yet?
Warxe: No, according to the book, first the cute girl die.
Grandy: ...Psychosis, its up to you.
Ghost: BOO!
Grandy: Hey, you're back, how was the vacations?
Ghost: Boo, boo.
Grandy: Good, just be careful, it looks like we are in a terror movie, so there can be ghosts here, be careful!
Ghost: *looks scared*
Post by: Big_Duke on May 14, 2005, 12:40:01 AM
Dragonium:NNNOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Razor on May 14, 2005, 06:22:03 AM
Razor: *walks in soaking wet* Good news! *holy music* *looks outside to see the rain stop, the clouds fade away and the sun shine* D'oh! Anyway, I've got to dispose of someone else or else some associates of mine will destroy the pub and everyone related to it.
*weird looks*
Razor: And MT11, it was more of a north northwesterly direction.
MT11: Blast! *chews pipe*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 14, 2005, 08:15:12 AM
Razor: *Points to hidden cameras in beer mugs*
Drace: THAT must have been the bit that was hard to swallow... *Passes out*
Post by: Razor on May 16, 2005, 09:58:27 PM
Post by: WarxePB on May 16, 2005, 10:09:23 PM
-Odin: ?
-Kratos: SGDS.
-Odin: What's an sgd?
-Kratos: Sudden Giant Death Syndrome. Tall people are more prone to death, because their blood can't move quickly.
-Odin: That makes no sense.
-Kratos: ...
-Xios: *possesses Warxe's body*
-Warxe: *evil voice* I AM EVIL INCARNATED! MUAHAHAHAHAH *dies again*
-Xios: Damn it! *gets crushed by giant foot*
-Razor: My beloved Starcraft music! *puts headphones on and starts headbanging*
-Drace: Eww, make him stop. He's throwing fleas everywhere.
-Duke: FLEAS?!!??!1?!?
-Grandy: That can't be good.
-Zero: ...What? Why am I talking? I have nothing to say.
-Odin: You suck.
-Xios: 8!
-Kratos: Not this again. *puts on helmet and steps into the corner*
Post by: Darkfox on May 16, 2005, 10:28:12 PM
Post by: SleepAid on May 16, 2005, 11:04:46 PM
Lice eat fleas.... Right?
Post by: Razor on May 17, 2005, 06:45:01 AM
Razor: Because ticks eat lice.
Post by: Big_Duke on May 17, 2005, 07:03:42 AM
Duke:Burn all you damn ticks!
Darkfox:*Runs around in circles*AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!PUT ME OUT! PUT ME OUT!
Razor:*Starts head banging again*YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Duke:OOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYY!!
Ozzy:What do ya f***ing want,ya f***ing a$$hole?!
Duke:Bite Razor's head off. And put ALL the fleas into this cup
Warxe:Speaking of cup,spell ICUP.*Laughs*
Ozzy:*Bites Razor's head off,spitting all the fleas into the cup*
Duke:MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*puts lid on cup*Bye, Ozzy.
Xios:I-C-U-P Ewww.
Warxe:HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Weregnome:Really? THAT'S PRIVATE!
Razor's head:yeah sure is PRIVATE*Laughs*
Duke:YOU ARE ALL PERVERTS!*leaves pub*
Post by: Razor on May 17, 2005, 07:27:24 AM
Ozzy: That f***king bastard I'm gonna f***ing f*** him up! *runs outside*
Duke: Oh noes1 I r ded! *dies*
Post by: Drace on May 17, 2005, 02:20:36 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 17, 2005, 05:02:28 PM
Drace: 0_o
MT11: Aren't we all swearing for no reason?
Drace: No we're not F*cking swearing for no reason, sh*thead!
Post by: Dragonium on May 17, 2005, 05:48:26 PM
*Ozzy runs out*
*A random nun walks in*
Nun: Wheeeee! *Plays a trumpe and turns into a sheep*
Dragonium: Aah... Just a normal day...
[END DAYDREAM SEQUENCE]
Post by: Razor on May 17, 2005, 10:11:14 PM
Darkfox: Well actually -
Razor: Because that was exceptionally annoying.
Post by: Darkfox on May 17, 2005, 10:16:54 PM
Neth: That can be arranged!!
*Big_Duke and SleepAid flee*
Neth: *takes two shots*
DF: O.o;;
Post by: Razor on May 17, 2005, 10:30:34 PM
People: Gasp!
Razor: Hold on there... *pulls off Richard Nixon mask revealing Shaggy from ScoobyDoo*
Pointy2: That's not right... *Razor and Pointy start pulling off mask after mask of ScoobyDooesque-*
Pointy2: And Sideshow Mel! *-type people*
Razor: Pulls off frankenstein mask.
Pointy2: Why did you just say that?
Razor: Because that's what I'm about to do. *pulls off frankenstein mask revealing Darkfox*
Darkfox: Hello.
Razor: Wait- if that was you, why were you smoking? You don't smoke!
Darkfox: It's one of those candy smokes.
Razor: Why'd you light it on fire then?
Darkfox: It only seemed right.
Post by: Darkfox on May 17, 2005, 10:44:32 PM
*smoke raises off me from the fire that I was lit with*
DF: O.o;; better?
Post by: Drace on May 18, 2005, 02:38:43 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on May 18, 2005, 04:06:08 PM
DF:AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!IT BURNS!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 18, 2005, 04:06:37 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on May 18, 2005, 08:16:19 PM
Post by: Neonlare on May 18, 2005, 08:18:35 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 18, 2005, 08:20:09 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on May 18, 2005, 08:24:12 PM
MT11:*dies*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 18, 2005, 08:27:52 PM
Post by: Darkfox on May 18, 2005, 08:35:47 PM
Big_Duke: NOOOO! *explodes*
Post by: Big_Duke on May 18, 2005, 08:55:19 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 18, 2005, 09:06:50 PM
.....................
................................................
.........................................
.............Damn. *Dies*
Post by: Razor on May 18, 2005, 10:05:45 PM
Darkfox: Arg! Now my fur's all sticky! *gets stuck to wall somehow*
Razor: MT11, *gives MT11 a can of Moose Chow, 82% ash, 18% carrot*
Razor: And Duke, noone likes invincible people. Play nice, or face the most hideous man of them all, Heriosysomething!
Post by: WarxePB on May 19, 2005, 02:52:30 AM
-Odin: Okay. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
-Xios: *points to Warxe*
-Warxe: But it wasn't me!
-Odin: Giv eme one good reason why I shoudn't Zantetsuken your ***.
-Warxe: Because I'm innocent! It was him! *points to Zero*
-Zero: Kefka made me do it!
-Kefka: Uwee hee hee!
-Odin: Okay. Who let the clown in?
-Kefka: I am no clown! I am your god! Bow!
-Odin: I'm a god too! *Zantetsukens Kefka*
-Kefka: Oh no! I seem to be dead! *dies*
-Warxe: You know, people like that always come back. Like me. Except I'm not an insane clown bent on world destruction.
-Kratos: Random cameos... hmm...
-Xios: Cameos! That's it! *runs out of the pub* The Shora Shika lives again!
Post by: Darkfox on May 19, 2005, 03:00:00 AM
*Levinna splashes DF with water*
Levinna: You need a bath...
DF: *sigh* ... *walks out*
Levinna: Can I help?
DF: o.O Errr... *runs away*
***
Thor: Soooo... your Odin right?
Post by: Razor on May 19, 2005, 09:54:00 PM
Levinna: Yes.
Razor: Hmm. Wait. *points to Levinna*
Levinna: Yes.
Razor: Hmm. Wai-
Levinna: Yes!
Razor: Hmm. Hmmmm. Hmmmmm. *points to Levinna*
Levinna: *glare*
Post by: Darkfox on May 19, 2005, 09:57:31 PM
***
Thor: *to Odin* DADDY!
Post by: Razor on May 19, 2005, 10:03:40 PM
FREE TIBEERT
sign.
Post by: Darkfox on May 19, 2005, 10:12:18 PM
DF: O.o
Random Guy: Try CTRL+ALT+DELETE!
LW: O.o
Random Guy: *explodes*
Post by: Razor on May 19, 2005, 10:27:02 PM
Razor: Hmmm. Wait.
Warxe: This hasn't happened for a-
Zero: Don't say anything!
Warxe: I was only going to say we-
Zero: Quiet, Warxe! If you say anything, stuff will go wrong.
Warxe: Since when?
Zero: Well... *flash back that lasts 5 weeks*
Warxe: Oh. Well.
Zero: Yeah.
...
...
...
...
...
Warxe: It'sjustthatnothingclonyhashappenedrecently.
Zero: No!
*clones of everyone appear*
Zero1: Grr. *kills Warxe1*
Zero2: Grr. *kills Warxe2*
Post by: Drace on May 20, 2005, 01:16:50 PM
Razor: Because nazi's are attacking Holland and UFO's are sightened there, oh and don't forgett that you now life in Australia!
Drace: Well.... ummmmm.......
Razor: This is MY pub so I decide who gets the clones here!
Everyone: *looks at Razor*
Razor: Bad idea to tell that I controll everything?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 20, 2005, 03:06:09 PM
MT12: *Starts eating MT11's chow*
MT11: Hey! *Fight breaks out*
Duke: BANANA!
Post by: WarxePB on May 20, 2005, 09:36:14 PM
-Kratos 2: I'm back, *****!
-Kratos: No, you're Xios 2 in disguise.
-Kratos 2: Got me. *blows up*
-Odin 2: No, I'm the prettiest!
-Odin: Ugh, you CAN be the prettiest. I'm not into that thing.
-Odin 2: Stop disrespectin me! ZANTETSUKEN!
-Odin: You think so? ZANTETSUKEN!
*Both Odins collide at the same time, killing each other*
*Warxe obtains the Mimic ability!*
-Warxe: That was random.
-Warxe 2: You're random!
-Warxe: ZANMATO! *kills Warxe 2*
-Kratos: It was Zantetsuken, not Zanmato.
-Warxe: Crap!
*Yojimbo walks in, grabs Warxe by the feet and shakes him, causing money to fall out of his pockets. He picks up the money, and walks away*
-Warxe: I forgot he had a TM on that...
Post by: Darkfox on May 20, 2005, 10:37:39 PM
Dead Tank: ...
Choir: *sings* "DEAD TANK! DEAD TANK! NOT MOVING! DEAD TAAAANK!!"
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 21, 2005, 07:54:16 AM
MT11: Look out!!!!
*Giant pelican crushes the pub*
Post by: Razor on May 21, 2005, 08:24:01 AM
Post by: Sqoad on May 21, 2005, 06:57:35 PM
Sqoad: Why did I come here anyways? *sigh*
Post by: Big_Duke on May 21, 2005, 10:31:43 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 21, 2005, 10:35:34 PM
Patch: Squeak squeak!
Storm: Squeaky squeak!
Munch: Squeak squeaky squeak!
Post by: Razor on May 22, 2005, 11:27:32 AM
Post by: Big_Duke on May 22, 2005, 11:44:23 AM
Warxe:AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!*Puts hand to eye level*
Phantom:*Uses lasso,but fails*
DAMN YOU!
CURSE YOU!
DAMN YOU!
CURSE YOU!
Guy in black and white mask:
Mascarade!
Paper faces on Parade!
Mascarade!
Hide your face in the world today!
Phantom:
Sing once aqain with me,our strange duet
my power over you grows stronger yet
though you turn from me,to glance behind
The PHANTOM OF THE OPERA is there,inside your mind
*Giant Sumo wrestler falls on pub,destroying it*
Post by: karl3 on May 22, 2005, 11:47:30 AM
*kiks sumo in gut but gets stuck*
sumo: hahaha my almighty stomcah fat will eat u hahahah
*fat eats karl3*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 22, 2005, 01:38:31 PM
Post by: Drace on May 22, 2005, 04:45:07 PM
MT11: Imitating Big Duke.
Drace: Ummmm... your using him like a puppet.
MT11: *Raises hands and Big Duke* Yes, it makes it easier.
Drace: Ummm.... why are your hands going in that bloody hole in his back?
MT11: Cause it'll look like a handpuppet.
Drace: *steps back*
Post by: Darkfox on May 22, 2005, 07:07:26 PM
DF: ... ... ... It's Charas... it's lost it's sanity drive...
Post by: Grandy on May 22, 2005, 07:10:24 PM
Post by: Drace on May 22, 2005, 08:02:09 PM
Grandy: *Eating the brown 'chocolate'* Hmmm, it tastes a little different than normal chocolate, but it's delicious.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 22, 2005, 08:34:13 PM
Post by: Drace on May 22, 2005, 08:45:21 PM
MT11: Well, what was it then?
Drace: It was moose ****.
MT11: Aaaaahhh. So I'm eatin my own **** through something else again?
Post by: Big_Duke on May 22, 2005, 10:54:50 PM
Post by: Razor on May 25, 2005, 06:26:33 AM
Warxe: Why do you continue to exist?
Narrator: Can't you tell? I'm an impliment to get something started!
Post by: WarxePB on May 25, 2005, 01:00:02 PM
Narrator: Yes. An impliment. *dictionary falls on Warxe's head*
Warxe: Ow! *picks up dictiopnary and flips through it*
Implement: A means of achieving an end; an instrument or agent.
Odin: Hey! I actually learned something!
Kratos: Good for you.
Odin: It IS! *Zantetsukens Kratos*
Xios: Hmmm...
Odin: No, Xios, I won't join you in a quest for world domination.
Xios: Fine then.
Narrator: *makes random stuff happen while giggling like a schoolgirl- er, laughing evilishly*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 26, 2005, 04:05:19 PM
Post by: Darkfox on May 26, 2005, 04:28:57 PM
MT12: OLIOLIOLIOLIO!!
Post by: Razor on May 26, 2005, 10:34:50 PM
Post by: shinotebasiiackh on May 27, 2005, 04:45:00 AM
Shino: If you make me jump through a hoop, I will break you.
Post by: Drace on May 27, 2005, 05:04:44 AM
Post by: Razor on May 29, 2005, 10:08:25 AM
Post by: Drace on May 29, 2005, 12:14:36 PM
Post by: Dragonium on May 29, 2005, 08:09:16 PM
*Transforms into Prof.*
Prof.: First, let us examine the circumstances in which I was defeated. But before I do that, roll the titles.
*Titles roll, with lots of people's names crossed out and odd noises*
Drace: O_o
*Titles stop, the music fades and a big hole appears in the screen*
Duke: Ehehehehehe. *Runs away with the film*
Prof.: Bzzzz! *Reverts to Dragonium*
Dragonium: Oh no ya don't! *Grabs Duke and mails him to Elephant Butte Lake in New Mexico*
Post by: Weerd Thing on May 29, 2005, 08:48:42 PM
W££rd: What I need right now is a drink!
*sees the whole Dragonium/Prof. sequence from last post*
W££rd: 0_o...man, I gotta lay off the spicy stuff.
Dragonium: You haven't seen half of it yet...
W££rd: I'll jump through the hoop. BUT one thing, you have to swear not to seel me to some circus after that. Also, you have to fork up 50 bucks for me to do that.
Post by: Dragonium on May 29, 2005, 09:06:39 PM
Weerd: Aha! Now you shall see my skills. *Puts the 50 down on the bar*
*Weerd jumps through hoop, and gets teleported into the 45th dimension*
Dragonium: Sucker... *Pockets the 50 bucks*
Post by: Razor on May 29, 2005, 09:28:29 PM
Razor: Well, that was easy, and the cobra only bit me 4 times.
Warxe: Aren't cobra's poisonous?
Razor: Heeey, look at all the people who are purple... heheh, purple people peerpullpeepullllll *thud*
Zero: Why is he twitching like that? ... Oh wait, never mind, the twitching stopped.
Post by: Weerd Thing on May 30, 2005, 12:05:31 AM
W££rd: You think you can get rid of me that easily? Wait, what haps to Razor...? Yes! My cobra killed him!
*takes cobra, which then transforms into a long staff*
W££rd: Dragonium, REFUND. Unless you'd like to...
*stares at shinotebasiiackh* *barfs* *looks up* *barfs again*
Drace: Haha! Poor sucker!
Post by: Snort_X on May 30, 2005, 12:24:01 AM
Snort: Umm... whats going on here?
*looks at W££rd*
Drace: what a sucker
Snort: Why is W££rd barfing?
Drace: he saw a shinotebasiiackh
*Snort looks at the shinotebasiiackh*
*BARF* *stops barfing*
Snort: that is disgusting...
*W££rd stops barfing*
W££rd: I want my REFUND!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 30, 2005, 10:38:22 AM
Post by: Weerd Thing on May 30, 2005, 01:30:32 PM
W££rd: Well, MT's head sure is... MT. LOL!
MT11: I heard that!
Snort_X: Well, let's see what we can do to get out of here...
*W££rd transforms his staff in a cobra"
W££rd: I'll bite my way out!
40 cobra bites later...
Snort_X: Right now, your genius plan is failing.
shinotebasiiackh: Wait... I feel something.
*BARF*
W££rd: Yes! We're back în the pub!
*revives Razor*
W££rd: OK barman, a quintuple order of Sprite 11 (don't ask either)! And make it fast! I need this one...
Post by: Drace on May 30, 2005, 02:31:23 PM
Post by: Snort_X on May 30, 2005, 03:05:21 PM
MT11: I think its still in my belly...
Snort: WHAT!
*snort goes in MT's mouth*
Snort: I see them...
*Snort puts his arms back on his body and gets out*
Drace: Razooor
Snort: OMG, he got venom injected in his body
Drace: No duh
*Snort puts an antidote on him*
Snort: now he's twiching and that is freaky....
Post by: Drace on May 30, 2005, 06:32:17 PM
Well, what are we waiting for, let's rob this place from it's beer and other things that have alcohol in them.
MT11: Wow, look at this bottle.
Drace: Hmmmmm.... Danger, do not drink, 100% alcohol, if under any surcumstances someone actually has drunk this please shoot him in the head before the side-effects take place.
Well.... sounds good to me.
Post by: Snort_X on May 30, 2005, 07:41:41 PM
Drace: lelelelelelelelelelelelel...*hick up*
Snort: man your drunk!!!
W££rd: look it says: caution the beer can explode in your belly
Snort: Wow...
*Snort goes up on the table*
Snort: BAR FIGHT!!!
Post by: Dragonium on May 30, 2005, 07:47:56 PM
Dragonium: Stop, stop! *Music stops*Violence is not the answer! Let us be calm and philosophical about this. Peace. And... Breathe...
*Everyone breathes deeply*
Dragonium: And now... Oh, whatever. *Throws custard on Drace*
*Music starts up again at full volume, and everyone starts running again*
Post by: Razor on May 30, 2005, 09:21:17 PM
Everyone: *perfectly still*
Razor: I said stop spinning!
Everyone: ...
Razor: *cócks shotgun* I warned you.
Everyone: ...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 31, 2005, 11:31:58 AM
Razor: No! You can't make me! *Blows off MT11's head with shotgun, then collapses, twitching*
W££rd: ................................................................ More beer please, bartender.
Razor: *Twitch*
Post by: Weerd Thing on May 31, 2005, 01:34:44 PM
*gunshot*
W££rd: Magic! Stasis Time!
*bullet stops in midair*
W££rd: Explode!
*boom*
W££rd: Reinstator (whatever that's supposed to mean)!
*back to the beginning*
Razor put the paint brush back in the tin, for the last time. He stood back and admired his work. Weregnome came up.
"Nice paint job. But did you have to make it luminescent green?"
"Yes, yes I did." Razor pulled out a key.
"I have the beer and wine all set up, it's ready! Just one twist of this key and the lock mechanism should function properly, allowing us access into the pub."
"Just open the door."
And so Razor did.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 31, 2005, 01:39:04 PM
Razor: What the... You're not supposed to be here yet!!!
MT11: It seems time is fractured and everything is mixed up.
Osmose: *Walks in* Well HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWDY!!!
Post by: Drace on May 31, 2005, 03:32:01 PM
MT11: Well, I'm a moose....
Osmose: And I'm a black mage. Who likes mooses.
Drace: Very confusing...... How about a test by your mothers.
*Osmose's and MT11's mothers walks in*
Drace: Ok, mothers, you can identifie your child the best so..... *kicks them between the legs*
Osmose and MT11: O_O!!!!!!
Drace: Hmmmm.... Ok, I know now *points at Razor* that's MT11 and *points at Red* that's Osmose and *points at White* that's Matt Damon.
All: Drace, your a moron.
Drace: Thanks for the compliment. *gets attack by MT11's and Osmose mothers with sticks and bags*
Post by: Dragonium on May 31, 2005, 07:43:34 PM
*Hands Osmose's and MT11's mothers a bucket of custard each*
Dragonium: Now, would you like me to help you with those handbags...?
MT11's Mother: Gurr...
Dragonium: I'm going, I'm going... *Walks away very slowly*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 01, 2005, 11:41:23 AM
MT11's dad: *Taps Drace on shoulder*
Drace: 0_o
MT11's dad: *Crushes Drace*
Post by: Weerd Thing on June 01, 2005, 01:24:13 PM
W££rd: ...Whoa. Déjà vu. Ladies, if you want to identify your boys, you will have to use a bit more, uh, passive methods...
MT11: Heck with it! Get out, Mom!
*the moms both get out*
W££rd: Now, Razor, I would like to have a Sprite 11. Make-it-fast.
W££rd
Post by: Drace on June 01, 2005, 02:32:03 PM
Post by: Razor on June 01, 2005, 09:55:52 PM
Mt11's dad: ROAR!
Razor: *rips out Weerd's soul and puts it into a glass* there's your Sprite 11.
Weerd: Thanks, old chum. Mmm, tastes better than ever.
Post by: Weerd Thing on June 01, 2005, 11:51:05 PM
Razor: Your soul...
W££rd: *gag* WHAT?!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 02, 2005, 09:11:41 AM
Drace: *Whimper*
Post by: Drace on June 02, 2005, 02:10:23 PM
*MT11's dad walks in*
MT11's dad(from now called MT11's dad): Thanks to you I got fired!!!!!!
Drace: Zoinks Scooby, we need to run. *Scooby Doo scene plays with everyone running chaoticly trough random doors*
Post by: Razor on June 02, 2005, 09:21:19 PM
Razor: Joy!
Ren: You eediot! *smacks Razor upside the head*
Razor: Owww... *rubs head*
Post by: Darkfox on June 02, 2005, 09:42:42 PM
Freddy: Welcome to my Nightmare!
DF: *exclamation mark*
Freddy: *lunges*
DF: *swings the mop around and down smacking Freddy to the ground, swings around hitting Jason then begins to rapidly hit Jason, stops, Freddy has gotten up and swings at DF's back, DF moves his head aside dodging then grabs Freddy's arm and throws him into Jason*
"Darkfox uses Finishing Mop Tech!"
*Mop glows, DF swings it leaving a trail hitting Freddy and Jason multiple times then swings up sending them into the air then spins knocking them out the window, then DF walks over and shuts the window*
DF: Nobody in the halls while I'm cleaning!!!!
Post by: Weerd Thing on June 02, 2005, 10:39:27 PM
*walks out*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 03, 2005, 08:40:07 AM
Razor: *Sigh* It's the same hallway we've used for every Scooby-Doo chase.
MT11: *Glances around, notices some monster trapped as a door has shut on It's arm. It's starved to death*
Razor: *Tear* Happens to someone every time...
Darkfox: You two had better not be walking on my NICE CLEAN HALLWAY!!!
Razor and MT11: 0_o *Seperate Scooby Doo chase begins*
Post by: Razor on June 05, 2005, 11:34:14 AM
RN22: OMFG LiEk cHEx OuT mY Sight!11
RN26: Doz ne1 haf linx to RMXP?1 Kthxbie
Patrons: Ahhh!!!
Post by: Drace on June 05, 2005, 03:36:57 PM
Random guy: SsssshhhhH!!!!
Drace: But the n00bs are attacking!
RG: Your in a frickin cinema, now shut up! *get's killed by n00b languance*
Drace: We need to rebel against them! *draws adminsaber* Prepare to be banned!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 05, 2005, 03:54:41 PM
MT11: Aha! *Slashes n00b*
Post by: Tomi on June 05, 2005, 05:04:52 PM
Tomi: Ok, now you all owe me popcorn and slushies for saving the pub/movietheater from the n00bs.
Post by: Dragonium on June 05, 2005, 05:58:33 PM
Popcorn: LieK dnt eat me!!11!1 pLZ PLZplx!1!
Tomi: *Munch, munch*
Popcorn: aAaaaAa!1!1 teh pwNAge!1!11!
Post by: Drace on June 05, 2005, 09:02:23 PM
Drace: Wait, I sence some.... disturbence in the force. It is him! Darth m00l, a n00b lord!
Darth m00l: pripAre t0 dei!!!1111oneoneone
*Adminsaber battle begins*
Qui Con: Obi Wan! Watch out! *pushes Obi Wan away* *get's hit by a popcorn* Argh! *falls of seat*
Obi Wan: QUI CON!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: WarxePB on June 05, 2005, 09:24:37 PM
-Darth M00l: n0 U R N0T!!! *chops Warxe's leg off*
-Warxe: Ow!
-Xios: I HATE N00BS! *draws two double-edged adminsabers*
-Darth M00l: U|-| 0H!!??!??!...
-Xios: INSANITY SLASH! *groutesquely kills Darth M00l*
-RN22: I aM LieK T3H C00l!!! OMG LOL WTF BBQ
-Xios: AHHHHHH! *goes insane, killing random people in the pub*
-Kratos: Sadly, I like him better like that...
-Odin: NOOO0001!!>!>!1?!`?! N0t TH4t!
-Warxe: Oh no! Odin's been infected by the n00bs!
-Xios: DON'T SAY THAT WORD! *kills Warxe*
-Odin: -/_4NT3t$\/K3N!!!1?!?!?! *kills Drace in a shower of random ASCII*
-Kratos: We need to pull back! *retreats*
-Zero: *watches in horror as one of the n00bs drinks the beer*
-RN58940792097!?!?!?!?!: G00|) B33R!
-Zero: No... NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *collapses and starts crying*
Post by: Razor on June 05, 2005, 09:33:48 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Drace
(XD drag)
Drace: Wait, I sence some.... disturbence in the force. It is him! Darth m00l, a n00b lord!
Darth m00l: pripAre t0 dei!!!1111oneoneone
*Adminsaber battle begins*
Qui Con: Obi Wan! Watch out! *pushes Obi Wan away* *get's hit by a popcorn* Argh! *falls of seat*
Obi Wan: QUI CON!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Razor on June 05, 2005, 09:59:01 PM
Zero: *sniff* R-Really?
Razor: Well, no actually, I didn't pay off the last lot yet.
Zero: *starts crying again*
RN21: LOLO1
Post by: Darkfox on June 06, 2005, 02:55:54 AM
RNr311y |-|ig|-| numb4|-|: nooooooooooooo *explodes*
Darkfox: *Raises hands into air* De-n00bification Justification! *all n00bish language is turned propper*
Former N00b: I cannot exist being propper! Nooooooooo... *implodes*
Random Guy: Implo'd *aplodes*
Post by: shinotebasiiackh on June 06, 2005, 03:59:33 AM
Post by: Drace on June 06, 2005, 02:47:38 PM
Drace: *get's up* God, I'm still alive. It's a miracle!
RN83927322: OMG, u f0king C|-|3VT3r! *grabs spamming rifle*
TVk3 T|-|!S !!!!!1111oneoneone *shoots random spam around*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 06, 2005, 03:10:16 PM
Quote
SHinotebasiiackh: "What's that smell?"
MT11: Tis the smell... OF DESTINY!
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Everyone: ...
MT11: What?
Everyone: ...
MT11: -sigh- *Walks off feeling rejected, eats a few former n00bs on the way*
Post by: Razor on June 06, 2005, 09:35:20 PM
Flying n00b: lOlOlooLOLoLOl11
Post by: Dragonium on June 07, 2005, 03:56:39 PM
*Screen flickers out, music starts*
Battle Start! (http://www.lynnemusic.com/midi/bjorn_lynne-rock_force.mid)
n00b 1 attacks Dragonium for 1202 damage!
n00b 2 attacks Dragonium for 988 damage!
n00b 3 attacks Dragonium for 1554 damage!
Dragonium counters n00b 3 with Reppuken for 5608 damage!
n00b 3 falls!
n00b 2 posts a gun smiley!
n00b 1 uses TeH flamez0rz for 4882 damage!
Gun Smiley attacks Dragonium for 128 damage!
Dragonium attacks n00b 2 for 3888 damage!
n00b 2 falls!
Gun Smiley gets frowned upon by senior members and disappears!
n00b 1 uses Random Outburst of Swearing and Bad Grammar!
Random Outburst of Swearing and Bad Grammar has no effect!
Dragonium summons GC!
n00b 1: AaAaaAAAaaa!!11!1 *Flies backwards out of window*
Dragonium wins!
Gained 122 Experience!
Found 34 Gold and a n00b Primer!
MT11: Nicely done.
Dragonium: Thanks. *Gets eaten by MT11*
Post by: Drace on June 07, 2005, 05:09:24 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 08, 2005, 06:11:37 PM
MT11: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
Holy singers: Waremoose! Waremoose! He is a waremoose!
MT11: Grahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *Eats singers*
Drace: Nooo.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
N00b: C00lzorz! Uber moos!111!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!1!
MT11: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *eats n00b*
Post by: Grandy on June 08, 2005, 06:23:00 PM
Grandy: Yo! I'm back.
*Grandy walks off*
n00b: LoLLllOL
*Grandy walks in again*
Grandy: *Casts Flare in n00b*
Grandy: Hey, n00bs, they give lots of EXP points! *Notices Flying n00b* Hey, Flying n00b, they give yet more EXP points! *Notices MT11* Hey! WereMoose, they give a lot o- *Gets eaten by WereMoose*
Grandy: Well, this sucks. I lost many EXP points....
Post by: Drace on June 08, 2005, 06:33:10 PM
Grandy: *inside MT11* 0.o. Then what level are you?
Drace: 99. Why?
Grandy: How can you get that level if the strongest monster you killed was a fly?
Drace: Master Ubate helps me in fights.
Everyone: 0.o 0.o 0.o *crash*
Post by: Darkfox on June 08, 2005, 06:47:50 PM
DF: *KO's Sephiroth* I'm 10000
Bill Clinton: I'm levels two billion!
Everybody: o.O
Post by: Tomi on June 09, 2005, 01:20:09 AM
Tomi: Uhh, thats your score in retardation, not your level...
Clinton: i R t3h R0xOr!11!!1!1one!1
Tomi: No, you have been majorly pwned.
Clinton: AHhAHHAHh!!11!1!1 T3h pWn4g3!!1!!11!1one!
MT11: *turns back into Weremoose* MWAHAHAHAHA!!! *eats Clinton, then changes back to normal* Ahhh, thats better....
Post by: Razor on June 09, 2005, 07:01:55 AM
Darkfox: *whiney*But I can't help it!
Razor: Help it! *does some kick *** moves on a n00b*
that n00b: D1d j00 jUs7 h17 0n |\/|é?
Razor: No, I kicked y'all ***.
n00b: 0h N0eS111!one *dies*
Post by: Drace on June 09, 2005, 01:12:37 PM
n00b182: VV|-|aT !$ T|-|!$? *picks up the grenade*
n00b938: !T L00|<$ L!|<€ f00d, L€T'$ $|V|a(|< 0u® |-|€ad aga!n$T !T11!!!!111oneoneone
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 09, 2005, 05:17:01 PM
N00b182: *Whacks grenade on head*
Explosion: BOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pub: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
N00bs: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
World: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Pub members: *Unharmed*
Tomi: ... Wow!
*Everyone parties*
Post by: Drace on June 09, 2005, 05:33:37 PM
Razor you promised me beer!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Grandy on June 09, 2005, 10:14:54 PM
MT11: *eats Grandy*
Grandy: You know, this is not funny anymore.
Post by: Drace on June 10, 2005, 05:28:24 AM
Grandy: Moose, I didn't meant it like that.
MT11: Then how do you mean it! I want to know the truth! I want anwsers!
Grandy: I meant it that you should think of something else.
MT11: LIES!!!! It are all lies! You just want to make fun of me!
Grandy: No I do....
MT11: Don't lie to me Grandy! Don't lie......... I'll just sit here at the table in the corner. *turns around*
Grandy: *to hisself* What did I do....... *turns around*
MT11: YAY! *eats Grandy*
Grandy: ....................
Post by: Grandy on June 10, 2005, 04:44:11 PM
Post by: Drace on June 10, 2005, 06:15:14 PM
MT11: *smiles* Oh Drace...... *Drace looks up and get's eaten*
Drace: Sure is dark in here.
Grandy: That's why I asked for a flare.
Drace: I think I have one in my pocket. *searches pocket and finds a flare* *lights it*
Grandy: O_O
Drace: What?
Grandy: O_O;
Drace: What..... Hmmmm.... A little windy in here.
Grandy: Ehhhh..... MT11. Did you ate a hideous thing some time ago?
MT11: Yup.
Drace: What you talking about?
Grandy: Just don't look behind you.
Drace: Oh my god..... It's not that thing is it?
Grandy: Yes it is.
Drace: OH MY GOD!!!! LET ME OUTA HERE!!!!
Grandy: It's moving!!!! MT11!!! SPIT US OUT!!!!
MT11: Stop jumping around, you are making me sick!
Drace: Jump Grandy! Jump! *both jump which makes MT11 sick and spits them out, along with that thing*
Razor: What the..... It's that thing again!
Narrator: Yes it is, it's me! I'm back again!
All: *panic*
Post by: Grandy on June 10, 2005, 06:37:46 PM
Post by: Weerd Thing on June 11, 2005, 03:09:45 AM
I declare moose hunting season! Everyone, get your guns, magnums, rifles, snipers, pepperboxes and any other gun!
MT11: Uh-oh...
*everyone stares menacingly*
Post by: Drace on June 11, 2005, 09:14:56 AM
Post by: Xen on June 11, 2005, 12:05:34 PM
Mysterious Dragon: DAMMIT! Stupid floor! Why I outta... *stands up*
Razor: Xen?
Mysterious Dragon: What? I mean, I'm not Xen!
Razor: Yes you are!
Xen: So you found me, after I left for so long, and you all were worried about me and made statues to remember me by!
Razor: Just stop lying and buy a drink.
Xen: Weeeeell, I don't drink alcohol and I don't have any money, buuuuut, okay.
===5 minutes later===
Xen: *drunk* An...I...tol-told *hic* that...that...guy that he...he..should-
Razor: Xen? That's a bar stool you're talking to, and you have to pay for those drinks, and that acid you drunk too.
Xen: *drunk* Oh...oh...y-y-yeah? You wanna *hic* fight...wi-with *hic* me? *points at wall* Well he...will...sort...you...out... *stumbles out the pub*
Razor: *sticks anti-dragon timebomb to Xen's back*
Xen: *leaves*
Razor: Next time, pay for those drinks! *listens for explosions from outside*
Post by: Razor on June 12, 2005, 10:49:18 AM
Razor: Hoi! *slaps Narrator*
Narrator: :o
*benjamin franklin gets hit by bus*
Post by: Drace on June 12, 2005, 04:09:18 PM
Xen: Some famous american guy. Don't bother at knowing anything about him, he's dead know.
Drace: Yeah, probably some loser.
Post by: Razor on June 13, 2005, 09:40:53 PM
Warxe: Well, hello Mr Lincoln.
Lincoln: DESTROY. DESTROY. *decapitates Warxe*
Razor: Oh noes! It's EVIL LINCOLN!
People: Gasp!
Odin: He decapitated Warxe! Noooooo! That's my job! Zantetsuken! (or whatever it is)
*Zantetsuken bounces right off of Lincoln*
Odin: O_o;
Lincoln: RARRR!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 14, 2005, 09:37:20 AM
Razor: Mega morph! Charas zord!
*Power Rangers theme*
Zord with Razor's head, Grandy's arms, Drace's body, Weerds legs, Odin's horse and MT11's antlers: Narrator Killin' time! *Crappy battle sequence with explosions*
Post by: Dragonium on June 14, 2005, 03:13:34 PM
CZ: Oh yeah? What?
Narrator: "Will out heroes defeat the evil Narrator? Find out... Next week!"
CZ: How will we beat him now?
Dragonium: Boooooooooring!! *Fast-forwards the show*
CZ: Yah, boo! :P
Narrator: Oh, crap.
*Battle sequence continues*
Post by: Razor on June 14, 2005, 09:37:41 PM
*in the chest cavity of charas zord*
Razor: *comes up from downstairs (yes there's a downstairs on CZ)* *Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwn* I got more coffees.
Weerd: *shaking profusely* Gggimmee that!!! *drinks all 12 coffees at once*
MT11: o_o
Odin: That's nothing! *squeezes Weerd and drinks all bodily fluids*
CZ: *legs stop working*
Everyone who's alive: O_o
Drace: *looking through manual* Ok, I know what we must do. The manual says we must hit The Narrator in the nose!
Razor: That's not a manual, that's an old episode of South Park!
Drace: Shut up!
Grandy: *makes arms punch narrator in nose, small two triangles fall out*
Drace: Now, kick him in da nuts!
Razor: Groin.
Drace: Shut up!
Razor: *beats Drace with a nearby pipe*
MT11: Well, we can't use our legs, since Odin crushed Grandy...
Razor: Bah, anyone could operate those controls.
CZ: *starts spinning wildly*
Razor: Or not.
MT11: Odin, get your horse to kick the narrator.
Odin: Odiinnn, get your horse to do this, Odiinnn, get your horse to do that. *complains under breath* *gets horse to kick Narrator*
Narrator: Arg! My groin!
Post by: Grandy on June 15, 2005, 05:39:37 PM
Razor: Oooh, morph, I aways wanted to do that!
Razor: Ready?
Everyone else that is alive: Ready!
Razor: It is [GLOW]Morphin[/GLOW] [GLOW]Time[/GLOW]!
http://www2.bonet.co.id/cpr/MIDI/tv/pw_range.mid (just click, that HTLM isn't working)
MT11: MOOSE!
Drace: PHOENIX!
Grandy: EAGLE!
Odin: HORSE! (for it is his Zord)
Razor: WOLF!
*flashing, and flashing, and flashing, and then... nothing changed, but everyone has a uniform that is exactly like they'r normal clothes*
Post by: Dragonium on June 15, 2005, 05:48:42 PM
Sytel: Right.
Dragonium: Hey, when'd you get here?
Sytel: Never mind that. You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy.
Dragonium: No I *Snore*.
Sytel: Fufufufufu.
Dragonium: You know, I always wondered why people do their evil laughs like that.
Sytel: Silence! *Walks through the wall, then reappears somewhere else*
Dragonium: *Summons Godzilla*
Godzilla: Raaaaaaaaawr!! *Stomps off to see what's happening*
Sytel: Cheese nibble?
Dragonium: Thanks.
*Both sit down to see what happens*
Post by: Grandy on June 15, 2005, 05:56:14 PM
Razor: *moving head as well* Lets use our Final Weapon!
Drace: *moving head* Why didn't we use it before?
Razor: *Moving head* Well, DUH, it was the beggining of the battle!
Grandy: *MV* Good idea, Razor! Letsuse it now!
*CZ uses a beam that hits Godzilla and Narrator*
Narrator: NOOOOOOOO!!! *explodes*
Godzila: GRAUR! *emplodes*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 15, 2005, 06:59:58 PM
Everyone: Yeah! Powerzord power! *Raises fists*
Darkfox: ... Is this what It's come to?
Post by: Razor on June 15, 2005, 09:37:26 PM
Guys: Yay!
Razor: Now how do we get out?
Guys: ...
Razor: ?
Drace: Uhh, Odin?
Odin: MT11?
MT11: Grandy?
Grandy: Weerd?
Weerd: Myyyy... ORgannsss *outstretches hand*
Grandy: Umm... well, I suppose there is always the, uh, back door of this Giant Drace Body replica...
Odin: *draws sword* I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
Grandy: Right.
Drace: Right. *starts smashing buttons*
MT11: Drace! What are you doing?!
Razor: Good idea Drace. *starts smashing buttons*
Drace: Shut up!
Razor: *jumps onto Drace and starts mauling his face*
Drace: Ahhh! My face! I require that to attract females!
Razor: That's wasn't attracting anything.
MT11: Meh. *starts smashing buttons along with everyone (cept Weerd, Drace and Razor*
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CZ: *Razor's Head, MT11's Antlers, Drace's Body, Weerd's Legs, Grandy's Arms and Odin's Horse all fall apart seperate*
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Razor: Now what?
MT11: I know!
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CZ: *the pair of antlers start vibrating around in a circle, much like a mobile phone*
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Everyone but MT11: _sweat_
Post by: Dragonium on June 17, 2005, 08:55:59 PM
Sytel: I think he's making a phone call, using the radio waves in the air to transfer a message. Judging by the way the waves are close together and moving slowly, I'd say he was calling for the Fire Brigade. Or maybe a pizza.
Dragonium: Wha...?
Sytel: Hey, that really huge Library in my really huge Mansion isn't just for show, you know.
Dragonium: I thought it was just an inane puzzle which you solve to make a decent-sized hole appear in a wall that was competely solid and full of books a second before?
Sytel: Well, yeah, but... Sleepy!
Dragonium: What? I *Snore*
Sytel: Fufufufu... Now to sample the ale...
*Ring ring*
Sytel: What the...? Yeah, hello?
Phone: Stop stealing the beer! *Mallet comes out of phone and hits Sytel*
Post by: Drace on June 18, 2005, 09:32:08 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 18, 2005, 04:01:08 PM
Post by: Dragonium on June 18, 2005, 04:27:25 PM
MT11: Oh...
Sytel: *Head pops out of the wall* Hey, you! Back to sleep!
Dragonium: But it's not even nap time ye- *Snore*
Post by: Grandy on June 18, 2005, 08:20:06 PM
Post by: Weerd Thing on June 18, 2005, 09:09:39 PM
*unzip*
Narrator: Buwa-ha-ha! I'm still alive!
Razor: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
MT11: Then where's Weerd?
Weerd *in a distant corner*: I'm here!
Drace: The narrator's unstoppable!
Weerd: The only thing that could stop him is the power of a god... Let's go get the five End Magnus! (for those who played Baten Kaitos, you know what I'm referring to)
Post by: Dragonium on June 18, 2005, 09:19:02 PM
Narrator: I'm meant to say that!
Dragonium: "Will the narrator shut up? Find out in the next episode of" --
Narrator: Stoppit!
Dragonium: "Will Dragonium stoppit? Find out in" --
Narrator: Stoooooooop!!!
Dragonium: "Will the narrator" --
Narrator: Noooooooo!!!! *A'splode*
Dragonium: Ah, that's better...
Sytel: Obnoxious mind-controlling turd...?
Dragonium: I didn't mean i --
Sytel: Sleep!
Dragonium: Jesus Chri *Snore*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 19, 2005, 10:11:14 AM
Grandy: No you're not, you're Moosetroop...
MT11: Yoink! *Steals Grandy's feet and runs off*
Post by: Razor on June 19, 2005, 10:33:19 AM
MT11: Yes.
Razor: Great. Well, I'm going back. See you there! *runs into head, a giant flame comes out of the neck hole, and the head rocket boosts into the distance*
Grandy: Will we ever see him again?
MT11: Hmm... *sees nuclear explosion in distance* Well it is most likely that he was in the epicenter of that, meaning he was vapourised. And since he couldn't have got very far away, I suggest we -- *everybody is taken out by a huge shockwave*
Narrator: Will this be the end of Charas people? Probably not. Find out in - the next post!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 20, 2005, 04:40:47 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on June 20, 2005, 10:11:12 PM
Narrator:Don't!*Duke Kills Narrator,and cuts him up into a googleplex pieces*
Duke:You! GET TO WORK BUILDING THE PUB!
Peasant:No!
Duke:DO IT!
Peasant:*Rebuilds pub*
5 hours later. . .
Duke:GOOD NEWS!BEER!BOOSE!WINE!SHAMPANE!LE' WINE!
Everyone:HOORAY!
Duke:HAZAH!
Post by: Razor on June 20, 2005, 10:22:41 PM
Razor: I like it when we're solving problems over time instead of in one thread, thus we have something to do in here. _sweat_
Razor: Wait a seco---
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Grandy: Will we ever see him again?
MT11: Hmm... *sees nuclear explosion in distance* Well it is most likely that he was in the epicenter of that, meaning he was vapourised. And since he couldn't have got very far away, I suggest we -- *everybody is taken out by a huge shockwave*
Post by: Dragonium on June 21, 2005, 02:56:20 PM
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*Barges in through the door having not paid attention for the first 82 pages of this*
*Sees all the carnage and leans on the wall, doesn't notice the sign that says "Pointless superglue-on-wall-spot, don't touch!"*
Dragonium: Hmm... Well, this is weird... Hey, lighter fluid!
*Tries to walk away, hand is stuck to wall*
Dragonium: Damn.
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Dragonium: Time is powerf -- Hey, what the...?!
*Stuck to wall, next to a clone of himself which is also stuck to the wall*
Dragonium: Damn.
Post by: Razor on June 21, 2005, 10:34:07 PM
Dragonium: Yaaawn.
*piece of pub roof falls onto Captain Fill In*
CFI: My lungs.... filling with blood... can't stop... talking like this... *dies*
Dragonium: Cool.
Post by: Weerd Thing on June 22, 2005, 04:44:54 PM
Post by: Grandy on June 22, 2005, 06:26:06 PM
Post by: Xen on June 22, 2005, 06:37:15 PM
Dragonium: What? A load of people are dead, well, according to that Captain Fill In.
CFI: *still alive* Help.........me.......
Xen: ARRRGGGHHH!!! DEMON!!!!! *breathes fire at CFI*
Dragonium: ...
Xen: I bet he lied. I bet the CZ didn't blow up killing everyone and everyone inside it didn't d- *sees gigantic crater from nuclear explosion* - oh. Looks like I rule you all then.
Dragonium: But everyone's dead There's no one to ru-
Xen: *evil voice and evil red eyes* I...RULE...YOU...ALL!!!
Random Guy: *to Dragonium* Just poke him, he doesn't like that.
Dragonium: *begins poking Xen*
Xen: *wailing* Noooo! Why do you forever annoy me with your poking? *crying* Make it stop...make it stop... *crawls away and sits with his back to everyone*
Post by: Dragonium on June 22, 2005, 08:21:18 PM
Razor: Name one thing that has happened recently.
Dragonium: I stand corrected.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 22, 2005, 09:03:08 PM
Post by: Razor on June 23, 2005, 04:43:09 AM
Razor: Well, I guess that makes sense*
Dragonium: Hey! An asterisk!*
Razor: It's there too!*
People: *Scream!**
Post by: Xen on June 23, 2005, 09:40:40 AM
*An atserisk bursts out of Xen's chest*
Xen: *dies**
Post by: Grandy on June 25, 2005, 08:53:57 PM
Post by: Razor on June 26, 2005, 09:57:38 AM
*Obelisk of light appears*
Grandy: Eh?
*Obelish of light beams Grandy*
Grandy: AHHH!!!
Female Voice: Unit Lost.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 26, 2005, 10:55:55 AM
Post by: Dragonium on June 26, 2005, 11:29:23 AM
Female Voice: Silos needed.
Dragonium: What the...?
Female Voice: Silos needed.
Dragonium: Dammit! Shut up!
Female Voice: Silos needed.
Dragonium: Aargh!
Female Voice: Low power.
*All the electrical devices in the room die**
Xen: Aargh! My pacemaker! *Falls over**
Female Voice: Unit lost.
Post by: Grandy on June 26, 2005, 11:41:06 AM
Quote
Female Voice: Construction Complete.
*Obelisk of light appears*
Grandy: Eh?
*Obelish of light beams Grandy*
Grandy: AHHH!!!
Female Voice: Unit Lost.
.
Battlfield 3000?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 26, 2005, 11:49:46 AM
MT11: Bleargh... Must... serve... Soviet... Union...
Yuri: A new comrade joins us.
Post by: Razor on June 26, 2005, 10:32:05 PM
Razor: Where?
Female voice: Right behind you, dumbass.
Razor: ?
*ion cannon rolls over Razor*
Razor: Urk!
Female voice: Unit lost.
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Female voice: Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete. Building... construction complete.
Xen: Yay! I'm alive again!
17 other Xens: So are we!
Post by: Grandy on June 27, 2005, 12:56:42 AM
Post by: Razor on June 27, 2005, 09:47:01 PM
Grandy: Oh come on!
MT11: You know, all these nukes going off can't be good for the environment.
Grandy: And realisticly, a nuke would take up much more C&C map space.
*explosion engulfs all*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 28, 2005, 04:35:54 PM
MT11: *Drools*
Post by: Dragonium on June 28, 2005, 05:33:38 PM
Dragonium: You know, all this C&C stuff is getting ridiculous.
Female Voice: Unit ready.
*Dalek appears next to Dragonium*
Dalek: Exterminate! *Fwoosh*
Female Voice: Unit lost.
Post by: Grandy on June 28, 2005, 07:48:40 PM
Razor: You don't know what are you doing, do you?
Grandy: It would be a lie to say that I do. So, I do!
Post by: Razor on June 28, 2005, 09:53:46 PM
Grandy: Urk!
Razor: Hahahahahaha!
Female Voice: Construction complete.
Razor: Eh? *war factory crushes Razor*
Razor: Ack!
Post by: Grandy on June 29, 2005, 12:41:24 AM
*Half-dozen of archers, knights, paladins and catapults appear in front of a tank*
Archers: .......
Knights: .......
Paladins: .......
Catapult: (can't speak)
Tank: *blast and destroy everyone*
Grandy: ........'K that wasn't my best shot. WARCRAFT III!
*A bunch of Orcs, Humans, Elvens, Ents, Whispers, and Undead appear*
*They start fighting each other*
*Everyone dies but one Whisper, who is crushed by a soldier*
Grandy: You know what? Razor, you handle this.
Post by: Razor on June 29, 2005, 09:33:31 PM
*a lot of time passes. the night sky is cloudless and dark*
Grandy: You didn't do anything.
Razor: Didn't I?
*starts to rain*
*which is weird*
*because I just said there was no clouds*
*how can it rain without clouds?*
*...*
*well I just checked, noone was on the roof with a hose*
*so I shot him*
*Noone: Didn't kill me though*
**shoots noone*
*Noone: Urk!*
Grandy: What is happening?!?
Razor: Ooooo.
*the night sky starts turning lighter and lighter*
Female voice: Ion cannon satellites approaching.
*pillars of light just start falling from everywhere destroying all*
Grandy: ... *smacks Razor upside his head*
Razor: .......ow.
*map is destroyed by Ion cannons*
Post by: Grandy on June 30, 2005, 01:01:08 AM
Xen: Connecting to the server.
Xen: Connected.
Drace: Connecting to the server.
Drace: Connected.
Grandy: Already connected.
Razor: Already connected.
Player: Trying to connect...
Player: Connection failed.
Dragonium: Connecting to the server.
Dragonium: Connected.
Razor says: Wha-?
Grandy says: Weeeee! MP5! I'll listen to music now.
Razor says: You know, MP3 plays music, MP5 is a wea-
*Grandy is dead*
Razor says: ...... _sweat_
Grandy: Connecting to the server
Grandy: Connected.
-Grandy attacked a teamate-
Grandy says: You could have warned me!
Post by: Razor on June 30, 2005, 07:45:18 AM
Post by: Dragonium on June 30, 2005, 02:57:46 PM
*R2-D2 spawns*
R2-D2: Beep boop beeboop...
Dalek: R2... I am your father...
R2-D2: Beep beepeep?
*Beams come out of R2's front and Dalek's death ray, and stay there*
*Dramatic music starts, exaggerated lightsaber battle starts between Dalek and R2-D2*
Grandy: Hey, wh --
[Connection interrupted]
Dragonium: Hmm. It appears Grandy has lag. There's only one way to solve this problem...
*Starts slapping Grandy's head*
Dragonium: Heeheehee!
[Member reconnected: Grandy]
Grandy: Hey, wh -- *Dies*
[Grandy has died]
Female Voice: Unit lost.
Dragonium: Are you still here?!
Post by: Grandy on June 30, 2005, 07:33:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
That was totally ROFL.
Is that bad or good?
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Grandy says: I can't move!
Grandy says: Damn lagg...
Grandy says: Someone help me!
Grandy says: .....
Grandy says: .....
Grandy says: .....its boring here
Grandy says: with everione frozen...
Grandy says: .....
Grandy says: .....
Grandy says: .....
Grandy says: .....
Grandy says: ?
Grandy says: Hey, heres the problem!
Grandy says: Norton Antivirus was running!
Grandy: *shuts down Norton Antivirus*
Popup: [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected] [You computer has been infected]
Grandy says: Do you ever had that feeling that all your problems are computer related?
Grandy says: ......
Grandy says: Damn lagg...
Post by: Dragonium on June 30, 2005, 07:56:22 PM
Grandy: Okay. *Moves the "Graphics" bar down a notch*
*Everyone becomes Single-Bit blocks*
Red Block: Uhh... Grandy? Is that you?
Green Block: Yeah.
Grey Block: You had to lower the quality, huh?
Red Block: Green-head over there did it, not me.
Gold Block: Exterminate! *Fwoosh*
White Block: Beep beeboobooboop?
Red Block: ... O_o
Post by: Razor on July 01, 2005, 09:55:55 AM
Grey Block: This isn't good.
*Donkey Kong starts*
Brown Block: BEEP *throws Maroon Block at other Blocks
Red Block: BIP *starts jumping over places*
Green Block: Is that dragonium?
Other Red Block: I'm over here.
Maroon Block: *hits Red Block*
Red Block: do do do do Dobedodoo
Yellow Block: *starts eating blocks*
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 01, 2005, 10:06:10 AM
MMB : eh? all blocks?!! WTFFFF!!!!
green block : MMB!! why aint you a block?!
MMB : eh... who is this?
green block : its me! its me! grandy!!!
MMB : OOOOOH! hi grandy, maybe because i came here later? i dunno
other red block : its me dragonium!!!
MMB : oh hi
red block : BIP!
green block : AAAH!
*lost*
MMB : wait! ill just set the names of all charas blocks!
*changes names of all charas blocks*
grandy : THANK YOU!!! MY SAVIOUR!
dragonium : THAAAAAANKS!!!
MMB : guys... you only have your names... not your body's...
dragonium : AAWWWW!!! jezus!
jezus : you called me? hey im a block O_o
MMB : ah... so my power-shield DOES work...
jezus : someone get me out of here, im jezus fo god sake!
god : what is it son? *turns into a block* OH NOOO!!
MMB : ok where stuck, someone wake me up from this dream?
Post by: Razor on July 01, 2005, 10:26:57 AM
Dark Green Block: Huh? Huh? I'm awake! What?
Grey Block: Is that Grandy?
Green Block: I'M Grandy!
Grey Block: Right.
Red Block: It's Mind Master!
Dark Green Block: Yeah!
Meanwhile, several grey blocks all stuck together come near the area
Female .WAV: Ion Cannon Satellite approaching
Green Block: For f*** sake!
*series of white and blue blocks come from the grey block formation and make lots of red orange yellow and white blocks appear*
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 01, 2005, 10:47:14 AM
AGAIN!!!
*changes names again*
razor : ah my name:D
grandy : thanks again man!
dragonium : em... AAAAH!
*a portal arrvives and all members are thrown into the world of halo*
razor : naww! *bazooka rocket flies next to his ear* AAAH!!
MMB : em *Grabs battle rifle* die you bastards!
grunt : GRWAAAAAAAAH! *dies*
grandy : i think we should run now
*elits, grunts, hunters come after them*
MMB : THIS WHAS A BAD IDEA!!!!
*another portal comes and now they are thrown into the world of final fantasy X*
Post by: Dragonium on July 01, 2005, 03:56:03 PM
Yuna: Yo.
Tidus: 'Sup.
Kimahri: Werd.
Dragonium: ... O_o
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 01, 2005, 04:14:32 PM
tidus :WHAT ABOUT ME!!! *cries* am i forgotten?!
MMB : awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! STOP!
yuna : but his so cuuuute!
MMB : would you just shut up! ok im taking us outta here guys!
*activates time switch and they are thrown back in time to the time of dino's and lizards*
tiranosaur : RGWAAAA!!!
MMB : run!
*razor, dragonium, mindmaster, and grandy run off*
Post by: Drace on July 01, 2005, 04:50:25 PM
Drace: Ugh, my head. Guys, someoe got me drunk, blindfolded me, layed me in some back of the car, drove miles away and threw me off a bridge. I then landed in the water and got washed on land 182 miles away. No food, hurt and confused I crawled back here using my teeth only. Now I demand to know who did that!
Razor: Want a beer?
Drace: Yes! *drinks beer, and more, and more. Then blindfolfs himself, goes into the back of a taxi, stop miles further at a bridge to puke, falls off in the water. Get's on land later, with no food, a broken arm and very confused and gets back to the pub later.*
*Drace walks in*
Drace: Ugh, my head. Guys, someoe got me drunk, blindfolded me, layed me in some back of the car, drove miles away and threw me off a bridge. I then landed in the water and got washed on land 182 miles away. No food, hurt and confused I crawled back here using my teeth only. Now I demand to know who did that!
Razor: Want a beer?
Drace: Yes! *drinks beer, and more, and more. Then blindfolfs himself, goes into the back of a taxi, stop miles further at a bridge to puke, falls off in the water. Get's on land later, with no food, a broken arm and very confused and gets back to the pub later.*
*Drace walks in*
Drace: Ok, so that happend three times now I demand to know who did it!
Razor: Want a beer?
Drace: Sure, wait. *looks at bottle* *Crazy beer, tries to get you killed* Razor! That's some fine beer you got there.
Post by: Grandy on July 01, 2005, 05:16:11 PM
FFX Characters: Agreed!
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 01, 2005, 05:17:23 PM
MMB : WTF! he almost killed you, no wait after the second time you shouldve died!
drace : huh? aaaag! *dies*
razor : hehe, this beer, the best purest scotish beer there is...
MMB : it whas mine... -_-" you bought it from me remember!
razor : ah yes, YOU almost killed him...
tiranosaur : GRAAWWW!
MMB : i tought we lost that thing!!! AAAAH!!
*still drinking beer*
tiranosaur : gimme a beer!!
razor : alright grandy get out of that T-rex suit!
grandy : help! im being digested! AAAH!!
razor : than this is a real T-rex?!
rex hunt : DIIEEE YOU BEAST!! *throws fishing hooks at T-rex*
razor : -_-"
MMB : lets just nuke it! *doesnt think clear*
drace : *stands up* eh? in... the prehistory? O_o
MMB : yes i took a nuke with me! HAAHAA!! DIIEEE!!!
drace : no wait no no noooo!!!
razor : NOOOOOOO!
MMB : *presses button*
KABOOMMMMGRRRGMKANBLLAALAALAAAAAH!!!KDASHHH!!!KAABAAM!!!!!
Post by: Razor on July 02, 2005, 03:10:38 AM
Kimarhi: Agreed, brudda!
Post by: Grandy on July 04, 2005, 04:17:02 PM
Grandy: *Inside stomach* What was that noise?... Meh, I bet it wasn't anything.
Post by: Drace on July 04, 2005, 04:22:33 PM
*Drace notices him*
Drace: Oh my god! *kneels* Mein fuhrer.
Razor: Hey! Read the rules! *Holds list* Rule number 1827218273627.18271.a.sdssdfedfd.sdfwew and paragraf 18273292.ajdjw.ds.2132 states: No german fuhrers with small square mustaces are allowed.
Drace: *whispers to Razor* if we let him stay long enough the autorities can arrest him and we become rich.
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 04, 2005, 04:23:18 PM
T-rex : *around corner*
MMB : kk people lets get back inside its gone!
*whole bunch a people walk in while the T-rex sneaks behind them*
razor : cool beer!! *drinks*
MMB : *turns around* hmmmm, holy sh*t!!! AAAAH!
*all people get eaten, and join hald digested grandy*
Post by: Drace on July 04, 2005, 04:46:27 PM
"Fuhrer: Jawohl. *get's eaten*
Drace: ****!
Post by: Grandy on July 04, 2005, 04:52:34 PM
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 04, 2005, 04:53:11 PM
all people : HEEEELP! AAAH!
drace : super drace to the resceu! *Stomps T-rex and he pukes them all out*
T-rex : *cries and runs off*
MMB : thanks, tough im half digested
grandy : *melting* AAAH!
razor : eww! that gotta hurt!
MMB : i bet it does... O_O
fuhrer : ich willen ein bradwurst!
drace : calm down fuhrer youll get one
fuhrer : nein! ich willen ein bradwurst!
drace : uch...
MMB : *grabs grandy's half digested bradwurst, throws it on the barbeceu, waits till its good, and hands it over to the fuhrer*
fuhrer : der bradwurst est smaklich!
grandy : *pudle of digested soup*
MMB : thank you for your compiment fuhrer...:)
Post by: Drace on July 04, 2005, 05:11:49 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Grandy
(Jawohl?)
German for yes, mostly used in the german army.
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 04, 2005, 05:15:24 PM
grandy : *blurp*n-nooo!*blurp*
MMB : YESSS!!! YUMMIE MILKSHAKE!
grandy : *milkshaked*
MMB : *drink grandy-shake* tastes like grandy XD
Post by: Grandy on July 04, 2005, 05:46:22 PM
Post by: Dragonium on July 04, 2005, 05:46:53 PM
*Takes another swig of Cactus Juice*
Dragonium: Ooh, the place is made of jelly babies...
*Cheesy music*
Dragonium: Heeheehee! *Dances round eating random things*
*Music fades*
MMB: Mm... Shake... Dragonium, are you alright?
Dragonium: *Huge pupils* I am the Coca-Cola Queen! Hehehehehe! *Starts doing cartwheels*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 04, 2005, 05:57:13 PM
Razor: And where have you been?
MT11: Well, you see,...
Razor: Shut up and drink.
MT11: Hmph. *Drinks, dies*
Razor: Ah, yeah. Was that poisoned beer STILL on the bar top?
Dragonium: Hee hee HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Post by: Drace on July 04, 2005, 06:51:41 PM
Razor: Hee hee, I diden't gave YOU any beer.
Drace: *looks in his glass* O_O *pukes*
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 04, 2005, 08:35:51 PM
razor : yes, dragonium gave you fourtyfive glasses and it didnt do a thing to you...
MMB : why thats... odd
dragonium : indeed it is T_T
razor : em... your supposed to die now MMB
MMB : eh? no, i didnt get my second grandy-shake yet! -_-
razor : NAWW!
grandy ( well his eyeball and mouth ) : MMB!! DONT DRINK MEE!! AAAAAH!
*slurp*
Post by: Razor on July 04, 2005, 09:40:54 PM
Post by: Drace on July 04, 2005, 10:06:36 PM
Post by: Razor on July 04, 2005, 10:28:09 PM
Post by: Grandy on July 05, 2005, 06:49:00 PM
And all famous characters in history died witht he same word, at least is what freaks for conspiracy say.
Post by: Big_Duke on July 07, 2005, 02:46:59 PM
*Jack the Ripper comes in and starts murdering prostitutes,then Little Slugger comes in an starts hitting people,then Bill Nye starts making babies' heads implode,then a spider comes in and kills Razor*
Duke:*Is being charged at by Little Slugger(From Paranoia Agent)and dodges*Agh!*pretends to get hit by Little Slugger,then gets up runs and does a double clothesline with Grandy,taking Little Slugger and Jack the Ripper out*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 07, 2005, 03:33:42 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on July 07, 2005, 03:36:55 PM
Tony:Tony Robbins hungry!
Post by: Razor on July 07, 2005, 09:57:15 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Big_Duke
(Sorry I haven't posted in a while)
Yeah, we noticed the peace and coherency.
Post by: Drace on July 07, 2005, 10:47:31 PM
Post by: Razor on July 07, 2005, 10:53:11 PM
Post by: Grandy on July 08, 2005, 12:41:57 AM
Duke: Are you making fun of me?
Razor: Whoooooo? Meeeee?
Post by: Drace on July 08, 2005, 11:41:16 AM
Post by: Drace on July 09, 2005, 09:46:06 PM
Mr T: It's time for the A-Team!
*A-Team theme songs starts*
Grandy: Ugh, that is so lame.
Mr T : Ermm..... *grabs gun and A-team arrives*
Grandy: LAME! *cows falls on his head*
Drace: 0.o
Duke: 0.o
Mr T: Erm.... *farts a long, wet stinky one*
Drace: *sniffs* EWWWWWW!!!! *dies*
Duke: *falls to the gorund*
MT11: This does stink, you know.
A team : RUUUN! DEADLY FART! KEEP AWAY FIRE!!!
Razor: *lights a sigaret* Erm.....
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
Everyone : AAAAAAH!
Mr T: Oh no! FIRE IN THE HOLE! *farts*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 10, 2005, 11:53:27 AM
Post by: Razor on July 10, 2005, 12:07:16 PM
Now I wanna take time to bitçh. Cloud9909 sucks ***. He was only recruited to Charas to fight a war that was none of his business, he came simply so RPGLord had someone to have on his side, and all his posts are meaningless crap. After the Osmose thing went from boil to simmer, he made a bunch of crappy threads in some gayáss attempt to be a regular member. He should be shot.
Give me Maxine anyday.
Amen?
Post by: Drace on July 10, 2005, 02:03:52 PM
By the way, it was just some randomness me and MMB had yesterday.
Post by: Grandy on July 10, 2005, 02:16:47 PM
Post by: Dragonium on July 10, 2005, 02:17:16 PM
Razor: That's not what I meant...
Maxine: Omg l0lz!!1
Razor: -_-'
Auron: I heard a story about this...
Dragonium: I keep telling you, stop following me and talking about stories! It's annoying!
Auron: Well, that's not very nice. Let me tell you a story...
Dragonium: Shut up!
Auron: I also know a story about...
Dragonium: Quiet!
Maxine: AaAaA O0mg pwn3d!!1!1 *Flies through window*
Auron: His story has ended...
Dragonium: Shu... Hey, look, Sinspawn!!! *Points*
Auron: I don't see any...
Dragonium: Look, they're over there!
Auron: I can't see them...
Dragonium: Don't worry, they're there... Just keep looking...
Auron: Have you heard the story of the boy who cried wolf?
Dragonium: Shutupaboutyourstoriesyousillyoldprat! *A splode*
Female voice: Unit lost.
Auron: Hmph. *Slashes female voice somehow*
Female voice: Unit lost.
Auron: Weeee! *Starts dancing to Hawaii 5-0*
Drace: -_-'
Post by: Drace on July 10, 2005, 02:24:55 PM
Auron: Oh goody! *tells Drag a story of randomness*
4 HOURS LATER
Auron: And that's how the big vegtible had beaten the Sinspawn.
Drag: *braindead* :x
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 10, 2005, 02:28:11 PM
Post by: Drace on July 10, 2005, 02:33:53 PM
Post by: Razor on July 12, 2005, 09:38:03 PM
According to the ratings, we're down 56%! I can't let some Lightning Half Dozen win the ratings! No cursed wishes either! We need to make our way to the top!
Pub: *empty*
Razor: Yeah! Well, you'll all come back! You, and you, AND YOU...
Red: Of course I'll be back. If you never closed, I'd never leave!
Post by: Drace on July 12, 2005, 10:07:14 PM
Red: You talking about me?
Drace: Yes.
Red: Okay, then it's allright. I don't think Razor would have liked it if you had it about him.
Razor: Yeah! Erm.... what you talking about?
Red: What? I'm not being funny?
Drace: Exactlly.
Red: Okay okay, I'll be my old self again then. *goes sit on the bar chairthingy and spins around*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Razor on July 12, 2005, 10:11:58 PM
Drace: ...
VOR: :)
Drace: :|
VOR: :)
Drace: :s
VOR: :)
Drace: _veryangry_
VOR: :)
Drace: *stab*
VOR: :o
Post by: Drace on July 12, 2005, 10:21:09 PM
Drag: Ouch..... *drops on ground*
VOR: :p
Drace: _veryangry_
VOR: :]]
Drace: :frag:
VOR: :o
Post by: Razor on July 12, 2005, 10:27:48 PM
Razor: Drace! quit killing paying customers! No wait! all the profits without none of the loss! *steals Grandy's wallet* Kill them all Drace!
Drace: I'm not trying to!
VOR: :sweet:
Drace: _veryangry_
VOR: ::)
Drace: :yell:
VOR: :heart:
Drace: That's it *rocket launcher*
VOR: :o
Post by: Drace on July 13, 2005, 06:32:37 AM
Xen: Hi guys! I'm back! *sees a rocket coming towards him* Oh ****! *runs out but drops his wallet*
Razor: Wooh! *grabs wallet*
Drace: I'll get you VOR I'll get you.
VOR: You forgot a komma.
Drace: ARGH! :para:
VOR: >:
Post by: Big_Duke on July 14, 2005, 01:05:15 PM
Duke:dI ton od taht fi I erew uoy
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 14, 2005, 01:06:08 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Drace
Amen
By the way, it was just some randomness me and MMB had yesterday.
bingo! XD
*back to charas pub*
MMB : ok now... well.. *rocket that flew to Xen now flies MMB's direction* HO ****!!! AAAAAH! *runs*
razor : he better be fast..
drace : hey MMB , do you know that song, BE QUCIK OR BE DEA..
*a big guy enters*
superman : MUHAHAHAA! stupid rocket! *stamps drace*
drace : eww! ouch! get of m... *CRUNCH*
MMB : AAAAH! someone get this rocket of me!! AAAH!
grandy : not me!
superman : YOU!
grandy : no! NOT MEEE AAAAH! NOOOO STAY OF ME!!!
superman : *grabs grandy and throws him at the rocket*
MMB : pfew, thanks!:)
grandy : *burnt to ashes*
razor : now lets party!! *grabs beer*
drace : YUMYUM! chocolate!! *eats chocolate*
MMB : em... what is this powder *sniffs powder like cocaine*
superman : thats grany-ine ( cocaine + grandy )
MMB : BLECH! WHAT?! *pukes*
drace : you do get stoned of it *falls of his chair*
razor : interesting, let me try *sniffs and falls of his chair next to drace*
big duke : errr.... and now my turn...
MMB : no dont! *gets an ultra-sonic-heat-radiant-gun and fires grandy-ine*
drace : *on ground* NOOOOO! NOT THE GRANDY-INE!!!
MMB : sorry!
big duke : nevermind... -_-"
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 14, 2005, 04:32:22 PM
Razor: ... Meh, I hadn't noticed.
*Remaining specs of grandy-ine catch fire*
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 14, 2005, 08:00:27 PM
MMB : I DID! no wait... err.. i better run?
razor : yes you do!
MT11 : em... we all should run BIG duke is pissed
everyone : AAAAAAAH!!
BIG duke : cyall, the beer is mine:)
Post by: Drace on July 14, 2005, 08:29:31 PM
Drace: Weeeee!!!
Big Duke: You allright?
Drace: Oh no! Astroids!
Big Duke: -_-' *crashes*
Drace: Argh! The Death Star, Red Dwarf and The Enterprise are habing a space battle!
Big Duke: 0.o
Drace: Oh no! Sun flares! *Flames appear on Drace*
Big Duke: O_O That's some good drugs, Grandy-ine.
Post by: Razor on July 17, 2005, 10:28:01 AM
*Drace gives birth to live young reminescent to bug things from Metroid Prime*
Grandy: I thought Drace was a man.
Razor: He IS.
Drace: OH SWEET JESUS THIS HURTS LIKE ALL HELL! AAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Warxe: You stole my spot. *kills Grandy*
Zero: Where have we been? *kills Warxe*
Odin: who cares. *zantetsukens Zero*
Roof: ... *crushes Odin*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 17, 2005, 10:36:48 AM
Post by: Dragonium on July 17, 2005, 12:06:12 PM
Drace: Nooooooo! My babies! Give 'em back!
Dragonium: Drace has gone all maternal.
VOR:
Drace: _veryangry_
VOR: :o
Drace: :vampire:
VOR: :blue-eye:
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on July 17, 2005, 12:53:15 PM
drace : MY BABIESSSS!!!
MMB : shut up!
drace : my baaaabieesss!!!
MMB : AARGGGH!!!
VOR : do i have a bleu right eye?
MMB : yes, and now ur left one too *punches VOR*
Post by: Drace on July 17, 2005, 01:02:29 PM
Much better. Now VOC, where were we? *grabs baseball bat*
VOR: :o
Drace: _veryangry_
VOR: :x
Drace: :D
Post by: Dragonium on July 19, 2005, 07:18:33 PM
Drace: :yell:
VOR: ::)
Drace: _veryangry_
David Blaine: :=)
Dragonium:
*Eats David Blaine*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 20, 2005, 03:41:49 PM
Post by: Dragonium on July 20, 2005, 06:26:50 PM
*Eats MT11*MT11: _sweat_ *Eats out of Dragonium*
Dragonium: :|
Post by: Drace on July 20, 2005, 10:18:44 PM
Razor: My beer ain't crazy!
Drace: Not that kind of hooch, Hooch.
Razor: *smacks Drace* Bad! Bad! Beer is important!
Drace: :(
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 21, 2005, 02:04:33 PM
Post by: Drace on July 21, 2005, 02:53:47 PM
Grandy: Hi.
Drace: Hi Dragonium.
Dragonium: Hello.
Drace: Hi MMB.
MMB: Hallo.
Drace: Hi Big Duke.
Big Duke: 'Ello.
Drace: Hi Warxe.
Warxe: Hoysha.
Drace: Hi Razor.
Razor: Howdy mate.
Drace: Hi....
MT11: Argh! Ok! *spits everyone out*
Drace: I smell something bad.
MT11: Yeah, sorry. I left a big one in the toilet.
Razor: :'(
Post by: Tomi on July 21, 2005, 03:54:01 PM
Post by: Drace on July 21, 2005, 04:10:57 PM
Tomi: Any other volunteers?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 21, 2005, 04:22:37 PM
Post by: Drace on July 21, 2005, 11:13:08 PM
HOURS LATER
Drace: *comes walking out the bathroom* I found him! I found Zero! He was shitted out after all!
Zero: That..... was...... horrible.... *drops down in a puddle of dripping of poop*
Post by: Grandy on July 25, 2005, 06:57:38 PM
Grandy: Gimme a strong one, Raz.
Razor:My name is not Raz, and we don't serve your kind here.
Grandy: My... you mean Ninjas?
Razor: Yes, your kind, aways attacking from behind! In the littlest signal of danger, you use one of the damn smoke bombs and run! You don't even get close to someone to combat!
Grandy: Its not so bad, Raz.
Razor: Yes! It is. It was Ninjas.... who... who..... *flashback*
--A small Razor while he was still a kid in his house with a Teddy Bear--
*Two Ninjas pass walking in the street*
*One of the Ninjas will cross the street*
*A truck don't see the ninja untill the last minute, the driver tries to turn around, and the truck fall next to kid Razor, smashing the Bear*
--End of the flashback--
Razor: .....uh........ WAHHHHHH! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MR.MONEY!!!!
Drace: (whisper) He's teddy bear name was Mr. Money?
Grandy: (whisper) Quick! Grab all the beer and run before he stop crying!
Post by: Dragonium on July 25, 2005, 07:06:38 PM
Editor: Hey, kid! You're supposed to be in the "Road" set next door. Okay, you ruined the scene. Cut!
KR: Gurr!
*Hideously maims Editor*
VOR: :smoke:
KR: Gurr!
*Hideously maims VOR*
Drace: Ahahaha!
KR: Gurr!
*Hideously maims Drace*
MT11: We must put a stop to this! There is only one thing to do!
*Eats Kid Razor*
*Adult Razor disappears*
Dragonium: Oh, crap, you screwed up the Space Time Continuum!
MT11: I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! You can't prove nothin'!
Dragonium: Well, actually, we all saw --
MT11: Silence! *Eats Dragonium*
Dragonium: *Muffled* Oh great, I'm right next to Kid Razor... -_-
KR: *Muffled* Gurr!
*Hideously maims Dragonium*
Female Voice: Unit lost.
Auron: O_o *Aneurysm*
Female Voice: Unit lost.
Auron: Not dead yet. O_o *Double aneurysm*
Female Voice: Unit... Oh, umm... Wait, uhh... Oh, the logic! *A splode*
Pub Members Who Are Still Alive And Have Not Been Hideously Maimed: *Victory dance*
Post by: Grandy on July 25, 2005, 07:10:25 PM
(Not really, but, c'mon, it would be hilarious to see a Ninja dancing like Britney Spears, wouldn't it?)
(....I will pretend I didn't found one movie of two guys pretending to be Ninjas dancing in google)
Post by: theillusivefish on July 25, 2005, 07:38:41 PM
Post by: Drace on July 25, 2005, 10:51:57 PM
Razor: Yes.
Drace: Ok, get the chips ready. I'll bring the fish. *grabs a toothbrush out of his pocket*
Post by: Razor on July 26, 2005, 06:14:12 AM
Grandy: Gasp! A body!
Razor: It would appear someone has killed The Illusive Fish!
Grandy: But WHO?
Post by: Drace on July 26, 2005, 12:58:33 PM
Razor: You do know that his name included fish but that he ain't a fish.
Drace: What! What a wast of bullets then!
Grandy: *slowly looks at Drace* I hope he doesn't like ninja and chips.
Post by: theillusivefish on July 26, 2005, 05:05:29 PM
Post by: Grandy on July 26, 2005, 06:35:19 PM
Razor: My dad hate me.
(No offence, Raz.)
Post by: Razor on July 26, 2005, 10:25:29 PM
Grandy: How do you explain the underwear and bra?
Razor: It's a matching set!
Post by: Drace on July 26, 2005, 11:51:52 PM
Razor: Hi.
Drace: Oh my god! My eyes! Ahhhhhh! *grabs a bottle of acid and throws it on his eyes* This is better. But it still hurts like hell! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! *drops down on the floor in front of Razor and looks up and sees through a hole in Razor's underwear* Oh my god! *Stands up and runs outside* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
5 HOURS LATER
Drace: *runs back in* hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... Need to think of beautifull stuff. *grabs Playboy and beer* Ah, this is better. *looks at a page and sees Razor is posing in the Playboy* Oh my god! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............*runs outside again*
Post by: andy165175 on July 27, 2005, 02:26:03 PM
Andy: "WTF?" *Smacks Razor*
Post by: Razor on July 28, 2005, 08:06:20 AM
Grandy: High heels?! Bwahaha!
Razor: I stole them from you.
Grandy: No wonder they looked familiar! Nooo!
Post by: Darkfox on July 28, 2005, 08:20:16 AM
Post by: Drace on July 28, 2005, 09:37:01 AM
Darkfox: Wah? *looks in mirror* Oh my god!
Post by: Dragonium on July 28, 2005, 11:33:31 AM
Quote
*throws high heels at Andy*
Dragonium: Who the hell is Andy?
Andy: Hi! I'm Andy, and *Sees Razor* - AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Samba: This is getting stupid.
Dragonium: Uh-huh. And what's with the bright red hair?
Samba: My hair has always been that colour.
Dragonium: Yeah, but red?
Samba: Your hair is red!!
Dragonium: Silence!!
Post by: Drace on July 28, 2005, 12:07:49 PM
Dragonium: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Why won't you leave?!
Auron: I am unsent.
Post by: Razor on July 28, 2005, 09:50:50 PM
Darkfox: Gee, I dunno why I originally put all that make up on.
Razor: Hey! Now we look very similiar!
Some guy: Hi Razor *to Darkfox*
Darkfox: Oh dear God! *jumps into bucket of black paint*
Post by: Grandy on July 28, 2005, 10:17:41 PM
*DF jumps in*
*Big explosion*
*DF start to fly, with big eyes, and small arms and legs with no feet*
Narrator:and thus was born the PowerWoof Fox! Saving the world before the beertime!
Post by: Darkfox on July 29, 2005, 02:36:38 AM
*The screen rips up like film and Steven Spielburg gets in the way*
SS: What are you thinking!? It's like sombody threw up on the screen and called it a movie!
Razor: But...
SS: Out!
Razor: I'll never make the movie biz... stupid meanie director type person...
*Razor walks out of the studio*
Everybody: WTH!?
Post by: Grandy on July 29, 2005, 03:08:40 AM
SS: Wait, I'm not giving coffe breaks to anyone.
Grandy: Then whats this thing I'm drinking?
*X Files music plays*
Post by: andy165175 on July 29, 2005, 02:18:12 PM
Grandy: o_0
Andy: *Whistles*
Grandy: *Pukes up Motor Oil*
Post by: Dragonium on July 30, 2005, 07:52:59 PM
Dragonium: Never fear! have a plan that will quadruple traffic to the Pub!!
Razor: Oh, crud. -_-'
Dragonium: Would you like to hear it?
Razor: Yeah, but if it's stupid I'm going.
Dragonium: First, we must legally register the Charas Pub as a theme park...
Razor: That's it, I'm leaving.
Dragonium: Nonononono. Hear me out. Then, we must put up scaffolding around the Pub.
Razor: Uh-huh.
Dragonium: Then, we apply for funding to expand our theme park from the government. However, we sneakily register the Pub as a charity once the funding comes in.
Razor: And this will help how?
Dragonium: When people see the funding, they will think that the theme park is rich, and well worth coming to, so they will come here, and buy more beer!
Razor: What's it called?
Dragonium: We shall call this ambition... *Drumroll* ... The Charas Project!
Razor: Idiot. *Hits Dragonium with a shovel*
Post by: Razor on July 31, 2005, 10:25:45 AM
Post by: Drace on July 31, 2005, 01:30:33 PM
Razor: Isn't that MT11's job?
Drace: Yes, but he's on holiday. And the scary thing is, the same time Snake Eater left to. *X-Files music*
Razor: We have to investigate this.
Drace: Ok, you search where they are and I'll start sucking my thumb and moving back and forth behind the desk.
Post by: Razor on July 31, 2005, 10:10:01 PM
Razor: Hey Drace, I've tracked down the suspects. I have their specific locations. Let's roll.
Drace: Not now, I'm in the fetal position.
Razor: I guess I'll wait
14 hours later
Razor ...now?
Drace: NO!
Razor: *sigh* I guess I'll wait...
Post by: theillusivefish on August 01, 2005, 01:28:32 PM
Post by: Drace on August 01, 2005, 01:59:27 PM
Post by: BlackIceAdept on August 01, 2005, 02:35:42 PM
BIA: What happened to the bar? Aw...nevermind wasn't that thristy anyways...
*BIA walks out*
Post by: Tomi on August 01, 2005, 04:16:30 PM
Post by: Drace on August 01, 2005, 04:49:24 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Tomi
So the pub is no longer a pub? Is it a movie? A theme park? A monkey?
Drace: We don't know yet, but Barney is working on it.
Tomi: Barney?
Drace: Yes, Barney. *pulls away curtain revealing a labratory with dozens of scientists and Barney as the head*
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 01, 2005, 06:35:49 PM
Drace looks behind him to see Ed staring at the ceiling.
"What do you think that roof is made of?" he asks.
All of a sudden, Dulhallun steps on the set, barely missing Tomi, Drace, and Ed.
All three stared wide-eyed at the beast that nearly destroyed them.
"Shade!" Ed cried.
"Yes?" Shade said as he popped his head out of Ed's backpack.
"Let's go!"
The two ran after the beast.
Drace and Tomi were dumbfounded.
They looked up at the big hole in the ceiling where Dulhallun's foot was.
Drace:"... That was weird."
Post by: Grandy on August 01, 2005, 09:26:01 PM
Drace: Definately more weird than fox.
Grandy: Nothing is more weird than fox!
Drace: Well, theres chupminks.
Grandy: You mean chipmunks?
Drace: No, I meant chupminks.
Grandy: But-
Drace: CHUPMINKS!
Grandy: 'Kay...
Razor: Hi guys.
Drace: We were talking about chupminks.
Razor: Oh, they're pretty weird arent they?
Drace: You said it.
Grandy: _sweat_
Post by: Drace on August 01, 2005, 09:43:08 PM
Razor: It sure is.
Drace: He he. *grabs a black bag and slowly walks towards the squirrel* You picked the wrong day to show up. *catches squirrel*
Grandy: What ya gonna do with it?
Drace: He's gonna be a member of my squirrel army.
Razor: You're training squirrels?
Drace: Well no. It's a stuffed army.
Razor: 0.o
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 02, 2005, 06:34:37 PM
Ed walked off.
All of a sudden, Pyro... some member asked him to fix his password. A superman theme started playing. "Thanx. I'm off." He said, and he flew off with Merry.
Post by: Darkfox on August 02, 2005, 07:10:59 PM
Darkfox: Bad Drace! We no harm small furry things! Darn phoenixes... thinkin they own the world... *gets a waterhose*
Drace: Wait! Thats not water thats gaso...
*Darkfox sprays Drace with it and suddenly there is a big blast, everyody is scorched, the squirrel passes out and so does Drace*
Darkfox: Alright... who replaced the water tank with a gasoline tank!?
Razor: *whistles walking away with his hands behind his back*
Post by: Dragonium on August 02, 2005, 07:58:57 PM
Dragonium: Is that exactly what happened...?
Razor: Yeah... Um... Sure... O_O'
Dragonium: Are you sure that's what happened...?
Razor: Ummm... Well, yeah, I... o_o'
Dragonium: Drace, the chair, please.
Drace: Yup. *Pushes a chair into the backs of Razor's legs so he falls onto it, then ties him in. Lights go off*
Dragonium: *Shining torch in Razor's face* Are you sure?!
Razor: Yes! I was expecting something like --
Dragonium: Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!!
Razor: You're not the Spanish --
Dragonium: Silence!
Razor: My God, you're stupid... *Gets out of chair and walks away*
Dragonium: Drace, you said you got the Cub Scouts' Award for Knot-Tying.
Drace: I did.
Razor: No Drace, you got the Award for "Not Knot-Tying". You skipped the classes, remember?
Drace: Yeeeeah. I do... *Flashback, which involves a smouldering wreckage and lots of smoke, with young Drace standing next to it, smiling*
Razor: And as you can see, this is the next thing Drace did. This is him, passing his "Cub Scouts Award for Burning Down Fancy Man's Shed".
*Canned laughter*
*Charas - The Soap Opera Theme tune plays*
Dragonium: -_-'
Post by: Drace on August 03, 2005, 08:27:24 PM
Post by: Drace on August 06, 2005, 09:51:02 PM
Razor: -_-
Drace :D
Razor: Idiot.
Drace: Canine.
Razor: FOR THE LAST ****ing TIME! IT AIN'T A ****ing CANINE BUT IT'S A ****ing LUPINE! ****ing WOLVES ARE ****ing LUPINES FOR THE LAST ****ing TIME YOU mother****er!
Drace: ****...
Post by: Razor on August 07, 2005, 10:57:42 AM
Red: ******?
Razor: ***.
*****: Hey! I'm ********!
Drace: w**t!
*Dramatic use of **********
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 07, 2005, 12:02:30 PM
Drace: Could it be?
Silhouette: *Eats TIF, Ed and Andy*
Razor: It must be!
Silhouette: Shakes antlers in epic fashion*
Darkfox, Drace and Razor: SnakeEater is back!
Silhouette: *Sweatdrop* It's me, Moosetroop!
Razor: Oh yeah, I knew that.
Post by: Drace on August 07, 2005, 08:12:19 PM
MT11: :yell:
Drace: Erm.... more fun than...... spider?
MT11: Okay.
Drace: *muffled* And Moose
MT11: What ya say buddy?
Drace: That Snake's more fun that Moose.
MT11: Ok. Me too. For I am Weasel!
Post by: Greeny341 on August 07, 2005, 11:55:25 PM
Oh look a penny....
*Leaves*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 08, 2005, 08:16:39 AM
Razor: Ahem!
MT11: Oh yeah... *Spits out penny*
Razor: Money doesn't grow on trees, y'know!
Post by: Drace on August 08, 2005, 02:48:12 PM
Razor: Yeah, but it doesn't grow on it.
Drace: Then how do you explain 'The Money Tree' across the street?
Razor: It's a bush....
Drace: Don't change the subject.
Post by: Grandy on August 09, 2005, 04:21:56 PM
Razor: No.
Grandy: Its an emergency.
Razor: Come back when it's a catastrophe *many explosion sounds outside* Oh very well...
Razor: What is it?
Grandy: There is this guys outside, they say you didn't payd for the beer that you bought to re-sell here.
Razor: Are they insane? I didn't bought the beer, I stole it!
Grandy: They have many explosives.
Razor: Oh, fine, use the escape pods.
Warxe: Thank god, there are plenty of escape pots. We won't have to dress up like women and children!
*Everyone but Razor gets an scape pod*
Grandy: Razor, and you?
Razor: Nothing remains now but for the barman to go down with his pub.
Grandy: Why that's surprisingly noble of you.
Razor: No. It's noble of you, Grandy! As of now, you own the pub! *gets in the last scape pod*
-----
Warxe: *through a comunicator* Razor, where are the escape pods going?
Razor: .....I've never though of that... *gets out, they're still in the pub*
Razor: D'oh!
Grandy: Welcome back.
Razor: Are they still out there?
Grandy: They're preparing the nukes.
Razor: Oh, good, I have the time to say my pray.
Post by: Drace on August 09, 2005, 04:54:37 PM
Grandy: I give him a minut.
Razor: I give him 5 seconds.
Explosion: *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Drace: *walks in, black and smoking* *coughs up black smoke* They mean business. *drops down*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 09, 2005, 05:28:50 PM
MT11: What about the rest of us.
Razor: We pray.
Post by: Drace on August 09, 2005, 09:21:31 PM
MT11: That's the stupidest idea ever!
Razor: You should be banned from beer because of that idea.
MT11: Yeah!
*silence*
MT11: I'll get the dress.
Razor: And I'll get the spoon.
Post by: Darkfox on August 09, 2005, 09:31:42 PM
Darkfox: Ah, so your offering your help?
Lightwolf: No, you are...
Darkfox: But your the one who said it...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 10, 2005, 03:31:19 PM
Darkvixen: Lightwolf must die.
Post by: Grandy on August 10, 2005, 05:19:41 PM
Grandy: Everyone, at times like this, theres only one thing left....*silence* and its POP MUSIC! *The "camera" unzoons suddenly, showing Grandy with Rapper clothes*
Grandy: *Singing*
What's wrong with the world, mama
People livin' like they ain't got no mamas
I think the whole world addicted to the drama
Only attracted to things that'll bring you trau- *a grenade explodes Grandy*
MT11: Well, it pay'd they outside 50 bucks to do that, and it was worth each cent of it.
Darkvixen: Where did this clothes came from?
Post by: Darkfox on August 10, 2005, 05:45:08 PM
Post by: Drace on August 10, 2005, 05:59:09 PM
Grandy: Oh come on, you can. Give it a shot.
Drace: Ummm... Ok then.
If you want some, come get some,
cuz where I'm from we tote big guns,
And everybody know somebody that
know somebody that know somethin bout it,
And I want answers now who, what, where,
when and why,
see, a lotta dudes like to act a fool
and all get all loud but that aint my style,
and he who he gonna get and what he gonna do,
run up on me if he want to,
Out there impressin his homies,
but he stood up in front of his mama,
I mop up the flo wit em,
And I kick in the door and let the .44 get em,
I got fools that'll go get em,
That's for him, his crew and the dudes that run wit em.
Everyone: *GASP*
Post by: Darkfox on August 10, 2005, 06:36:13 PM
Lightwolf: o.o...
Heisheros: *points at Lightwolf* This is YOUR fault, you know that?
Post by: theillusivefish on August 10, 2005, 06:41:17 PM
Post by: EvilShadowX1 on August 10, 2005, 06:45:26 PM
ESX1: Oww, someone put that in the.... oh wait, this ain't the pub
*walks into the pub and pulls out his dual Five-Seve's and aims them at Razor*
ESX1: 1 Choclate shake plz, or I'll shoot
Razor: Ermmm, We don't do chocolate shake's
ESX1: WHAT!!!!???!?
*shoots razor 5 times with one gun and 7 with the other*
ESX1: Wait, I don't think that is why they are called Five-Sevens.
*sits down and shoots MT11 for no apparent reason*
Lightfox: Well ain't that dandy, 2 deaths in the space of 3 minutes >_>
Post by: Drace on August 10, 2005, 06:51:41 PM
ESX1: Mommy! *cries*
Post by: Darkfox on August 10, 2005, 06:56:20 PM
Post by: EvilShadowX1 on August 10, 2005, 07:04:30 PM
Lightwolf: OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH *cries ;_;*
ESX1: Oh well, see ya 'round Lightvixen
Lightwolf: LIGHTWOLF!!!
Post by: Drace on August 10, 2005, 07:09:53 PM
Post by: EvilShadowX1 on August 10, 2005, 07:12:48 PM
Post by: Dragonium on August 10, 2005, 07:23:54 PM
Drace: Uhh... Okay... O.o *Picks up small bit of metal*
Dragonium: Idiot.
ESX1: *Close up of eyes* I'm not an idiot!
*Camera zooms out, ESX1 has a grenade in his mouth*
ESX1: Crap. *Boom*
Darkvixen: A free diet coke!!
Razor: Don't mind if I do. *Buys a diet coke from himself*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 10, 2005, 08:09:54 PM
MT11: *Eats ESX1*
Everyone: Yay!
Post by: EvilShadowX1 on August 11, 2005, 03:11:04 PM
*ESX1 walks out of pub and goes to local bar, again falling over, then enters the 'BAR' next door *
ESX1: Ow! Hey look, 10 for 1 on selected 10 litre bottles of pepsi max, this totally owns charas pub
*Please note the sign acually says 'The ZFGC Bar' and serves 10 to 1 on all drinks and 10 litres of each :D, well better than 'Chara's Pub' now to get really drunk on coke :D*
Post by: Kinslayer on August 11, 2005, 03:13:49 PM
*two hours and two bottles later*
ks: PSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!! You are aaaaall my friendsh, I love you all!! YEPIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!
*laughs and starts to dance Riverdance*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 11, 2005, 03:14:32 PM
Everyone: *Reveals weapons*
Razor: We'll show 'em where to stick their coke.
Post by: Drace on August 11, 2005, 03:34:35 PM
MT11: Erm... that's the liquid kind of coke. You know, cola.
Drace: Still get's my high as hell. *drops down*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 11, 2005, 05:40:47 PM
Drace: *Wide eyes, spinning around on the floor* Lalalalalala always cola cola!
Post by: ES2005 on August 11, 2005, 06:05:00 PM
ES2005: I'm back, I'm back, do ma dance, do ma dance.....
Mt11: Great...TWO weirdos.
Yes, I am back! After long time down charas server! Zero wing rules!
Post by: Greeny341 on August 11, 2005, 09:01:54 PM
Post by: Drace on August 11, 2005, 09:26:31 PM
Post by: Razor on August 11, 2005, 10:49:20 PM
*grabs convienient chip and wipes it on blood*
Razor: Mmm, hmm, nope, that's blood.
*bites hand off*
Greeny: ARG!
Razor: Mmm, hmm, further research shows this is blood. But it's Draces blood?
Drace: That's impossible. *looks down to see gigantic bloody wounds all over his body.*
Drace: Hmm, fancy that. How did that happen?
Post by: Darkfox on August 11, 2005, 11:09:53 PM
Random guy: ... Maybe your putting too much effort into the act?
Lightwolf: What act? Darks does that normally... HAHAHA!
Darkvixen: PUNCHFACE! *punches Lightwolf in the face*
Post by: Razor on August 12, 2005, 11:05:00 AM
Pt 2: Darkvixen: EWWW! BLOOD!!
Pt 3: Lightwolf: Lollerz @ j00!
Pt 4: Darkvixen: PUNCHFACE!
Pt 5: Repeat Pts 1 through 5
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 12, 2005, 03:06:46 PM
MT11: Fresh newb! Weeeeeeeeeeeee! *Eats*
Darkvixen: EWWW!!!
Post by: Razor on August 15, 2005, 10:27:14 PM
Red: Proper beer?
Razor: Nah that wasn't it.
Warxe: Napkins?
Razor: Hmm, nah that wasn't it either.
Drace: You used to wear pants?
Razor: How about you wear pants?
Drace: I am wearing pants.
Razor: No you're not.
Drace: Oh my God! My pants! *runs out of store*
Post by: Drace on August 15, 2005, 10:49:13 PM
Drace: I know what we miss!
Razor: WHAT?! TELL ME!!!!
Drace: First, put on some pants.
Razor: *shows teeth and growls*
Drace: Ok, ok. Don't. But just so you know. You don't have any genitales. Like Pokemon and cartoon animals.
Razor: Just tell me what we miss!
Drace: Warxe and Red.
Post by: Razor on August 15, 2005, 11:00:01 PM
*moment passes*
Drace: I miss my genitals.
Razor: I miss my genitals.
*Razor and Drace stare at each other momentarily*
Razor: (He is plotting something. Something evil. I can tell by that look in his eye.)
Drace: I wonder if I can knock him out and take the beer. All I need to do is take that chair...
Drace: Hey Razor, pass me that chair!
Razor: No. You plan to knock me out with it.
Drace: How the Hell'd you know that?
Razor: Because you weren't thinking, you were speaking in italics.
Drace: Bastard.
Razor: Heard that.
Drace: Blast!
Post by: Drace on August 15, 2005, 11:15:04 PM
Razor: That'll be 50 bucks.
Drace: O_O
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 16, 2005, 09:13:09 AM
Post by: Razor on August 16, 2005, 09:57:00 PM
Post by: Drace on August 16, 2005, 11:44:22 PM
Razor: Erm... it's *cough**cough*
Drace: What?
Razor: It's *cough**cough*
Drace: Tell me damnit!
Razor: It's wolf pee ok!
Drace: Ok. *drinks glass empty*
Razor: Eh? You just drink it? You aren't mad?
Drace: Nah, I switched my glass with MT11's glass a while back.
MT11: *looks up from his empty glass*
Post by: Darkfox on August 16, 2005, 11:51:36 PM
Vegeta: KAKAROOOOOT!!!
Darkvixen: What? Goku?
Vegeta: NO! MY CARROTS! THEIR ROTTEN ARGHHHH!!! *charges through breaking down the wall*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 17, 2005, 01:04:05 PM
Razor: Looks at rules list: He's right, you know. *Slaps Vegeta round the face with a pelican*
Post by: theillusivefish on August 17, 2005, 04:08:00 PM
Razor:I think I just did...
*Meanwhile Brody smashes down the door screaming "KAAAAKAAAROOOOOT" with Vegeta runinng away from him, screaming like a little girl*
Post by: Razor on August 18, 2005, 06:19:47 AM
Drace: Hey! You can't do that.
Razor: Like Hell I can't. *deletes Drace's free will*
Drace: You can do whatever you want!
Post by: Drace on August 20, 2005, 04:42:36 PM
Razor: *Tails goes between his legs*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 21, 2005, 12:35:25 PM
Post by: Razor on August 21, 2005, 10:27:49 PM
Drace: *tail goes between legs* Hold on, I don't have a tail!
Razor: Oh, that's Hippoman. He likes you.
Hippoman: ;)
Drace: *shudders* *curls up into fetal position*
Post by: Drace on August 22, 2005, 12:14:56 AM
Drace: Oh yeah, thanks. *puts his thumb in his mouth and starts sucking it*
Post by: Drace on August 23, 2005, 09:44:08 PM
Post by: Grandy on August 23, 2005, 09:51:46 PM
Post by: Drace on August 23, 2005, 09:58:49 PM
Post by: Razor on August 23, 2005, 10:37:31 PM
Drace:...
Jeff: Of course, you remade Seth's pub thread.
Razor: Not now, Jeff! *nail gun to Jeff's forehead*
Post by: Drace on August 23, 2005, 10:45:35 PM
Post by: Darkfox on August 23, 2005, 10:49:33 PM
Post by: Grandy on August 23, 2005, 10:53:54 PM
Post by: Darkfox on August 23, 2005, 10:57:41 PM
Post by: Drace on August 23, 2005, 11:06:53 PM
Post by: Grandy on August 23, 2005, 11:24:08 PM
Post by: Darkfox on August 24, 2005, 01:15:44 AM
Post by: Razor on August 24, 2005, 06:26:42 AM
Grandy: Nothing much yet. *takes popcorn off of Razor*
Razor: Cool. *sits down*
DarkVixen: ...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 24, 2005, 08:55:59 AM
Post by: Drace on August 24, 2005, 12:34:28 PM
MT11: *Gasp* Razor, make that two.
Drace: Who's the second one for?
MT11: *Grabs a rope and starts laughing maniakly(sp?)*
Post by: Darkfox on August 24, 2005, 07:19:52 PM
Post by: Drace on August 24, 2005, 09:16:15 PM
Post by: Darkfox on August 25, 2005, 04:35:55 AM
Post by: Razor on August 25, 2005, 07:21:58 AM
Drace: Go on Grandy!
Razor: I believe you can score, man!
Grandy: Yeah! *runs off after DarkVixen*
Post by: Drace on August 25, 2005, 09:22:29 AM
Drace & Razor: *burst out in laughing*
Drace: What an idiot!
Razor: He actually believed us!
MT11: *makes some Moose laugh noises*
Drace & Razor: *Gasp*
Drace: Are ya choking man?
Razor: Quick! The Heimlich manourve!
MT11: No, no. That's my *get's grabbed be Drace and done the Heimlich manourve on* *spits out a hotdog followed by a bunch of newbies*
Drace: And another life saved by..... *camera zooms in* DRACE-MAN!!!!!11111oneoneone OMFG ROLF LOL LMAO!!!!111 !|\/| t3# b3$t!!!!1111
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 25, 2005, 09:33:56 AM
Razor: ...
Drace: ...
MT11: ...
Razor: What's this pub missing?
MT11: A crazy brazilian and a furry crossdresser.
Post by: Drace on August 25, 2005, 09:53:36 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 25, 2005, 10:11:40 AM
Post by: ES2005 on August 25, 2005, 02:22:23 PM
Mt11: *sob*
ES2005: Why are you crying?
Mt11: *sob*
ES2005: Hello?
Mt11: *sob*
ES2005: That's it!
*takes a huge anvil and throws it at MT11, misses him and squishes ES2005's brand new DS*
ES2005:Noooo! It's all your fault!
*throws squished DS at MT11, shatters into a millon pieces*
ES2005: Noooo! Why god why?!
*is smited by God*
Post by: Drace on August 25, 2005, 04:39:37 PM
Post by: Darkfox on August 25, 2005, 05:22:56 PM
Post by: Drace on August 25, 2005, 08:24:02 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 25, 2005, 08:25:16 PM
Post by: Drace on August 25, 2005, 08:51:14 PM
Post by: Razor on August 25, 2005, 09:14:37 PM
Drace: Scottish, eh? *dream sequence as Drace imagines life as a crab*
Razor: Uhh, no Drace. That's a crab. They're crustaeceons.
Drace: Crustaeceons, eh? *dream sequence*
Razor: and Lightwolf, you thought I was hot when you first saw me.
Lightwolf: Still do! I mean, I didn't say that! *death*
Post by: Grandy on August 25, 2005, 09:25:10 PM
Drace: Hey, how was with Darkvixen?
Grandy: Who? *Notices Razor in a skirt* AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! MY BRAIN, IT HURTS MY BEAUTIFUL, HANDSOME BRAIN! *Faints*
Post by: Drace on August 25, 2005, 09:33:11 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on August 25, 2005, 09:38:47 PM
Grandy:Oh,I knew that!
Razorella:Tee hee
Duke: O_o
Grandy:GAH! MY HANDSOME BEAUTIFUL BRAIN!
Duke:*Wearing a dress*What?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 25, 2005, 09:42:41 PM
Jesus: *In mini skirt* Don't ask me.
Post by: Big_Duke on August 25, 2005, 09:47:19 PM
MT11:Yes,I have.
Duke:Really?
MT11:No*Eats Duke*
Garfield:*Eats MT11*Moose.
Post by: Drace on August 25, 2005, 09:48:39 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 25, 2005, 09:49:23 PM
Post by: Razor on August 25, 2005, 09:51:05 PM
Quote
MT11: Jesus, what's with the cross dressing?
Jesus: *In mini skirt* Don't ask me.
Razor: Jesus! What are you doing here? Do you want to experience the full power of the Charas Pub?
Jesus: No. I hate all of you, go to Hell.
Razor: *gets sent into Hell* aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Drace: Hey, you got rid of him! Free beer time!
Jesus: Theft is a sin, or something! I've never read that book, but *sends Drace to Hell*
Drace: aaaaahhhhhhhh*fade*
Grandy: What the Cripes is going on here?
Jesus: Said my name in vain -
Grandy: No I didn't.
Jesus: CORRECTED YOUR LORD, TRIPLE SENTENCE.
*entire pub is sent to Hell*
Jesus: My work here is done.
*omnious hand from clouds: *thumbs up* come back up here, I got some nachoes happening!*
Jesus: Right Dad!
DarkVixen: Hey, where'd the pub go?
Jesus: Well hello there, beautiful? Ever been with a massiah?
DarkVixen: O.o
Post by: Big_Duke on August 25, 2005, 09:55:36 PM
Duke:*Kills both,then revives both*Fatty,how bout a bus!*Sends him to richard simmons fat camp,then sends MT11 out to Cannibal camp,which is controlled by robots,with hi tech weaponry*
Post by: Drace on August 25, 2005, 09:59:14 PM
Drace: Where the hell am I? *Sees Razor hanging on a torure device* *shivers* You could at least have put on some pants.
Razor: Don't complain! You aren't hanging here while the Devil is trying to see if your a boy or a girl by looking up your skirt.
Drace: What a perv.
Razor: I hope he decides that I'm a girl.
Drace: Why?
Razor: He's gay. Remember? South Park.
Drace: *Gasp* *Slowly puts on a dress*
Post by: WarxePB on August 25, 2005, 10:00:01 PM
-Warxe: Huh? Where'd everyone go?
-Xios: Now I can finally rule the Pub! *laughs maniacally*
-Jani: Idiot. *slaps Xios*
-Xios: Aww...
-Zero: And I was just getting sober, too... *goes to the back of the pub*
-Warxe: So, what exactly did happen to everyone?
-Jesus: They were sent to Hell for being sinful.
-Warxe: Ah.
-Jesus: I know you're thinking bad things, so *condemns Warxe to Hell*
-Yue: I wish I could do that...
-Jesus: Lust for power! *condemns Yue to Hell*
-Xios: Don't even try sending me there, because I am Satan!
-Satan: No you're not.
-Xios: Impostor! *slaps Satan*
-Jesus: Hmm, which one should I believe...?
-Satan: Me! You saw me descend to Earth with your own eyes!
-Xios: He's an impostor! I'm the real Satan!
-Jesus: Hmm... give me proof.
-Satan: *sets the Pub ablaze*
-Xios: That's nothing! *sets the planet on fire*
-Satan: Oh yeah? *sets Jesus on fire*
-Jesus: AGGGGH! *condemns Satan to Hell*
-Satan: Crap... *disappears*
-Xios: Oh yeah, I win!
-Jani: You're still an idiot.
-Jesus: Bad-mouthing Satan! That's a sin!
-Jani: Shut up. *slaps Jesus*
-Jesus: Ow... okay, you're off the hook.
-Xios: Hey, I'm Satan, so I can do this! *condemns Jesus to Hell*
-Jani: We are SO screwed.
Post by: Darkfox on August 25, 2005, 10:07:00 PM
Xios: AGGHHH!! IT BURRRRNNNNSSS!!! ITTTT BURRRNNNSSS!!!! *melts* I'm melting! Melting... what a world... whaaatt a world!!! *smoking clothes remain*
Jani: How did you know that would work?
Darkvixen: The Daily World
Jani: I thought that was fake.
Darkvixen: You'd think that... O.o
Post by: Razor on August 25, 2005, 10:07:08 PM
OH MY ME, THIS REALLY IS HELL!
Razor and Drace: Rosie O'Donnell?!? AHHHHHH!!!
Rosie O'Donnell: Hey hey hey!
Jesus/Razor/Drace: *scream*
Post by: Drace on August 25, 2005, 10:12:18 PM
Razor: *Bites out Drace's eyes*
Drace: Damnit! The pain! *dies*
Jesus: Well, you sure killed him off.
Razor: *Spits out the eyes* He wanted to be freed from missery.
Drace: *reapears*
Razor/Jesus: O_O
Razor: How did you got back here? Didn't you die?
Drace: I died, where else could I've gone to? Detroit?
Post by: Grandy on August 25, 2005, 10:20:02 PM
Drace: Whats happening?
Hideo Kojima: He stole all Devil's hidden beer.
Drace: Hideo Kojima? What are YOU doing here?
HK: *sigh* Metal Gear Solid two...
Post by: Razor on August 25, 2005, 10:29:31 PM
Hideo: Why, thank you. It's amazing how I can speak fluent English despite the fact I'm Japanese. *disappears*
Razor: Eh?
Jesus: Metal Gear Solid 3.
Post by: Drace on August 25, 2005, 10:31:18 PM
Jesus: Oh, ok. *Dances*
Drace: ...... -_-
Post by: Grandy on August 25, 2005, 10:41:48 PM
Grandy: Who wrote that should be burned in hell.
Guy: Yes?
Grandy: Only speaking loudly, mind you.
Post by: Darkfox on August 25, 2005, 10:43:10 PM
***
Darkvixen: Also... *puts a book down at Xios' melted face* This rulebook strictly states that Satan AKA Lucifer CAN NOT condemn people to Hell. It's all here in the "Devil's Handbook" and also for a cheaper price: "Being Satan for Dummies"
Post by: WarxePB on August 26, 2005, 03:58:17 AM
***
*Meanwhile, in Hell...*
-Warxe: Something smells good...
-Yue: The brimstone, perhaps?
-Warxe: Nah. More like... chicken.
-Yue: That could be because YOU'RE STANDING IN LAVA.
-Warxe: *looks down* So I am... *steps out of the lava, his legs are badly burnt*
-Yue: So... this is Hell, eh? I didn't think I'd be coming here so soon. Maybe there's some 'hot' chicks around... heh heh.
-Warxe: You're even unfunnier than me.
-Yue: >.> <.<
-Xios: Hey, you slackers! Get to being tortured!
-Yue: Huh? Why are you here?
-Xios: Holy water...
-Warxe: Well, you're Satan. Can't you do something?
-Xios: So I can. *possesses Warxe*
-Warxe: *becomes all decayed and undead* Muahaha! Now I have the power of eternal life!
-Satan: And now you're not Satan anymore, so hah!
-Warxe: Shut up. *slaps Satan*
-Jesus: *condemns Warxe to Hell*
-Warxe: But we're already in Hell...
-Jesus: So you think...
*Warxe disappears*
-Yue: Umm... I'm just going to leave now. *walks away*
-Demon: Not so fast... *grabs Yue and walks away*
Post by: xenocide on August 26, 2005, 04:05:37 AM
Warxe: *hic* ya *hic* Xeno?
Xeno: Im *hic* sure glad that being *hic* too dru-*hic*...dru-*hic*...drunk isnt a crime...cause *hic* if it was id be ARRESTED!
*pause*
Warxe: The girl over *hic* there is hot...
Xeno: Dude! how much *hic* have you been drinking? Thats *hic* a guy!!!
Post by: Razor on August 26, 2005, 04:25:47 AM
Xeno: Y-yes?
Police: New laws passed. You're under arrest.
Xeno: No I am under a roof lol
Police: ... *knocks him out with his baton*
Warxe: Charge him on account for not reading the previous post, too! *disappears, again*
Post by: WarxePB on August 26, 2005, 05:39:57 AM
-Razor: That's a great idea! Then I can charge those demons ridiculously high prices for beer!
-Demon: Hey...
-Satan: Eh, go ahead, it's not like I care.
-Grim Reaper: I like beer.
-Satan: I'm sure you do, Death. Now go kill some innocent people or something.
-Grim Reaper: Yes sir. *disappears*
-Razor: Now where was I... oh yeah! If I open a pub down here, people that were drunkards in life can be drunkards in death! It's a beautiful plan!
-Yue: Except money is worthless in Hell. It'd just burn up anyways.
-Razor: Damn! Foiled again!
*back on Earth*
-Jani: So...
-Zero: *too drunk to care*
-Darkvixen: *doesn't care*
-Jani: Well, fine then! *storms out of pub*
-Odin: *walks in* ZANTE- hey, where is everyone?
Post by: Darkfox on August 26, 2005, 05:56:55 AM
Post by: Drace on August 26, 2005, 08:47:56 AM
***
*Meanwhile in Hell*
Drace: *in his normal clothes* There must be some way to get out of here. Hey, a sign. *reads sign* Those who want to leave this damned place should go through cave.
Post by: Razor on August 26, 2005, 08:56:41 AM
*the party walk through the cave, and end up in a cave next to it*
Drace: wtf?
*sign: no i mean the other cave lol*
Post by: Drace on August 26, 2005, 10:17:27 AM
Razor: Yup, this is a cave allright. It has rocks in it.
Drace: Look, another sign. *Reads sign* Wait here for your instructor to get out of hell.
Grandy: There's someone coming. *points to a large hooded floathing guy*
Death: Ah, so ya'll trying to get out yar hell I see. Well, I'm ya instructor ya see. What ya have to do is go beyond the river yonder and cross the lair of the Oompah-Loompahs. Then ya'll have to do the manerism and beat the army of midget engineers. After that you'll find an exit of the cave and have to cross a pit full with hot MAG. MA. After that you'll have to fight some random bosses who we like to call guardians but actually don't have anything to do with the whole story. When you've beaten the 23rd boss you'll come to a sign. Read it out loud and you'll be send back to earth.
Drace/Razor/Grandy: *Gasp*
Grandy: Ah well. Let's go then.
*5 days later*
Razor: *Kills off the 23rd boss* Finally.
Drace: There's the sign. *all three run toward it, hurt, tired, hungry*
Grandy: *Reads sign* April fool.
Post by: Razor on August 26, 2005, 11:13:34 AM
Drace: This is because YOU did the mannerism wrong! *smacks Grandy*
Grandy: Hey! It was your fault! Your handicapped mannerism put me off!
Drace: What!? *beats Grandy with sign*
Grandy: That's it, I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!
Razor: *head reforms*
Post by: Drace on August 26, 2005, 11:34:18 AM
Grandy: It's on! *Transforms into Sub-Zero*
Razor: Seems like we have a classic fight here. *Transforms in a telletubby* WTF?!
Drace/Grandy: WTF?!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 26, 2005, 01:36:53 PM
Razor: I can imagine that.
Grandy: That means it's not imaginable.
Satan: Erm... err... Gah! KILL JOO! *Points a missile launcher at Razor, get's eaten from the inside by MT11*
MT11: Hello!
Drace: I wondered where he got to... _sweat_
Post by: Razor on August 26, 2005, 01:45:59 PM
*loud voice: FIGHT!*
*music starts*
Grandy: I've been looking forward to this ever since you decapitated me!
Drace: That wasn't you, that was Warxe, and that wasn't me, that was Odin!
Grandy: Who cares! *punches Drace*
------
Odin: Whoa!
Warxe: What?
Odin: Did you just feel that?
Warxe: Feel what?
Odin: ZANTETSUKEN! *decapitates Warxe*
Post by: WarxePB on August 26, 2005, 02:14:21 PM
-Xios: I command you, skeletons! *starts chanting something, but nothing happens* Crap... my necromancy must be rusty...
-Satan: Here! *throws Xios a book called "Being Satan for Dummies" (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/odinthegreat1/satan-for-dummies-book-lg.png)*
-Xios: *rips it open and eats the magically appearing spinach that comes from it, but he just shrinks*
-Satan: You idiot! You were supposed to eat the cheese, not the spinach!
-Xios: Crap.
-Warxe: I guess it's up to me and my summoning powers!
*summons God*
-God: *sigh* What do you want this time?
-Warxe: Kill these skeletons for me!
-God: Whatever. *waves hand, and half of Hell is destroyed!* ....whoops. *disappears in a puff of angel choir*
-Satan: Aw man, now I have to rebuild that!
-Xios: Sucker.
-Satan: *slaps Xios with his pitchfork*
Post by: Drace on August 26, 2005, 05:08:03 PM
Grandy: Ha! I'll just hit the block button! *Blocks, spear attack fails*
Drace: Damnit!
Grandy: I'll use my forward/down/left punch freeze attack! *Does it, followed by another*
Drace: Ha! I'll catch both and then you'll be frozen!
Grandy: Damnit! *Freezes*
Post by: Grandy on August 26, 2005, 05:35:53 PM
Drace: Who cares? We're in hell, there's fire everywere.
Post by: Drace on August 26, 2005, 07:03:32 PM
Drace: A walkthrough for a fighting game? That's pretty stupid.
Razor: It's for all fighting games. Also has a lot of "nude women" cheats.
Grandy: Say Drace. Would you mind if we change from Mortal Kombat to Dead or Alive?
Drace: *Turned into a DOA female fighter* Way ahead of you Grandy.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 26, 2005, 07:23:09 PM
Post by: Drace on August 26, 2005, 07:25:06 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 26, 2005, 07:26:25 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Drace
Razor: *Fetches tissues*
Argh, too nasty :x
Post by: Drace on August 26, 2005, 07:34:32 PM
MT11: In hell?
Razor: I.... erm.... I...... Fell in the cold magma?
MT11: ...... Ok. If you say so.
Post by: Darkfox on August 26, 2005, 08:04:49 PM
Quote
-Satan: Here! *throws Xios a book called \"Being Satan for Dummies\"*
(XD I like the addition of "I am evil" in the talk bubble XD)
Darkvixen: Don't EVEN think about it Odin...
Post by: WarxePB on August 26, 2005, 10:40:08 PM
-Cloak: *walks into the pub* Where is everyone?
-Odin: Got sent to Hell.
-Cloak: Serves them right.
-Zero: Heeeey, bud! *slaps Cloak on the shoulder*
-Cloak: Get off me, filthy robot. *dras katana and decapitates Zero*
-Zero: Awww... *dies*
-Odin: Can I now? PLEEEEASE?
-Darkvixen: Fine...
-Odin: ZANTETSUKEN! *destroys the pub* Whoops, I missed...
*Hell*
-Razor: Damnit, Odin just destroyed my pub!
-MT11: Why do you even care?
-Razor: It's still my pub, even if I'm not there.
-Warxe: Why don't you jsut go haunt it or something?
-Razor: ...Nah.
Post by: Bluhman on August 26, 2005, 10:48:40 PM
-Odin: Well at least somebodies trying to rebuild the pub...
-Bluhman: Whoever said anything about rebuilding!? I'm here to...
*Bluhman picks up three bricks and slowly closes in on Odin, Cloak, and Darkvixen*
-Bluhman: JUGGLE BRICKS!!!
*Bluhman juggles the bricks while singing "Finniculi Finnicula" Whilst riding on his homemade tricycle made of a rat, a cabbage, and a tricycle.*
-Odin: ...
-Cloak: ...
-Darkvixen: ...
-Bluhman: Dot dot dot.
Post by: Drace on August 26, 2005, 11:08:27 PM
Grandy: Why do you even care?
Drace: It's still my..... wait. Why do I care?
Warxe: Why don't you jsut go haunt it or something?
Drace: .... nah.
Razor: *cough*rip-off*cough*
Post by: Grandy on August 27, 2005, 12:11:45 AM
Quote
*Bluhman juggles the bricks while singing "Finniculi Finnicula" Whilst riding on his homemade tricycle made of a rat, a cabbage, and a tricycle.*
(XD XD XD XD XD XD)
Grandy: Okay.... hell.... What would Dumbledore do in this situation?
(Warning: Spoilers of the new book)
---
Dumbledore: Snape is good, Harry!
Snape: AVADA KEDRAVA!
Dumbledore: Ooookay. Everyonce can be wrong! *dies*
Harry: Woohay! I won't come to school next year!
---
Grandy: Suddenly I have an urge to stop paying attention to those scenes in my head. Less that one involving Hermione and Ginny, that one ROCKS!
Dumbledore: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Drace: Dumbledore? You're uberly good, what are you doing in hell?!
Dumbledore: It was a fair judgement. Apparently, I was teaching forbidden stuff.
Drace: What?! I though Jesus wouldn't be that harsh only because of magic!
Dumbledore: Magic? Magic has nothing to do with this. I'm talking about my "private lessons" with Fleur Delacour.
Drace: -GASP-
Post by: Darkfox on August 27, 2005, 12:34:06 AM
Everybody: O.o huh?
Pikachu: Pikachuuuuuuuu *burns in MAGMA*
Barney: Hey kids! I'm here too! *gets pitchforked*
Post by: Drace on August 27, 2005, 08:49:56 AM
Satan: They didn't go to hell. Because they had "Angels" in their name they went to heaven.
Drace: But they are a biker gang...
Satan: Apperently, run by angels.
Post by: Dragonium on August 27, 2005, 09:15:58 AM
Dragonium: The hell are you doing?
MW: Selling heaven insurance! A great way to ensure you never end up in hell, or in debt!
Dragonium: Then why are you in hell?
MW: ... *Flashback*
-------------------------------
MW: ... And with just one click, we can save lots of money on our car insurance!
Wife: Oh, what a clever little mouse! I've brought him some cheese!
MW: Now dear, it's not a real mouse.
Wife: I think he's asleep.
Mouse: GRAAAUUWGH. *Eats wife*
-------------------------------
Dragonium: Damn, I guess hell'll freeze over before that happens again.
Everyone: *Glares*
Dragonium: What?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 27, 2005, 11:46:34 AM
Master Roshi: Yeah! What happened to them, eh?
Razor: Why are you in hell? Aren't you supposed to be invincible?
Master Roshi: Heh heh heh, as a matter of fact, I am!
*X-files music*
MT11: Who keeps playing that?
Post by: Drace on August 27, 2005, 11:51:51 AM
Post by: WarxePB on August 27, 2005, 03:30:48 PM
*He puts a CD in the player and starts air-guitaring to Enter Sandman*
-Xios: You're an idiot.
*He switches the song to Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne*
-Xios: Now THIS is real metal!
-Yue: Your music selection sucks.
*He switches the song to some generic boy band song, but it explodes due to the heat in Hell*
-Yue: Awww...
-Xios: Okay, so we're still in Hell. Now what?
-Warxe: I know! We'll summon... THE NARRATOR! *Dun dun DUN!*
-Yue: Who's he? *randomly explodes*
-Narrator: Bwahahaha! I am BACK!
-Warxe: Yeah, yeah, whatever. We need to get out of Hell.
-Narratior: It'll cost you your soul.
-Satan: His soul belongs to me!
-Narrator: Oh yeah? *Satan puts on a tutu and starts dancing*
-Satan: Okay, okay! I give!
-Narrator: That's what I thought. *Satan stabs Drace with his pitchfork*
-Drace: Owww...
Post by: Drace on August 27, 2005, 04:39:24 PM
Post by: Grandy on August 27, 2005, 05:45:16 PM
Drace: What the hell?
Grandy: Sorry, auto-reaction when I hear "respawn", too much online RPGs.
Post by: Bluhman on August 27, 2005, 06:10:01 PM
Odin: Well this guy is boring and kind of weird.
Cloak: So what? maybe if we distracted him, we'd be able to make him mess up... Hmm...
Odin: LOOK!!! It's a nude lady!
Bluhman: Hah! You think something like that could make me lose my attention on these bricks! Something like that will never seduce me for reasons I'd rather not elaborat-SMACK!
Bluhman is hit in the head by his bricks and dies, so he goes to hell.
Bluhman: I died.
Post by: Darkfox on August 27, 2005, 06:30:05 PM
Post by: Drace on August 27, 2005, 06:35:03 PM
Grandy: HAARRRGHH! *kills Bluhman*
Drace: Look, he respawns again!
Grandy: HAARRRGHH! *kills Bluhman*
Drace: And again!
Grandy: .....
Drace: Oh yeah, sorry. Respawn.
Grandy: HAARRRGHH! *kills Bluhman*
Post by: Bluhman on August 27, 2005, 07:26:41 PM
*Grandy kills himself*
Post by: Grandy on August 27, 2005, 07:34:28 PM
Grandy: ....hey! I know how to get out of here! *whispers to Drace*
Drace: SATAN RESPAWNS!
Grandy: *Goes berserk* RAAAAAAAAAGH! *kills Satan* *All the hell start to disappear*
Post by: Dragonium on August 27, 2005, 07:35:27 PM
Grandy: HAARRRGHH! *Kills Dragonium*
Satan: Hey, quit that! I'm trying to dig a hole!
Razor: Whatcha doing with a hole?
Satan: Well, I have some of my evil celestial colleagues coming round later, so naturally I have to hide my porno.
Razor: So you're putting it in a hole?
Satan: Yuh.
Razor: And burying it?
Satan: Uh-huh.
Razor: Hey, not many people knew that Satan buries porn, eh?
Grandy: Did you say "Respawn"?
Razor: No, I --
Grandy: HAARRRGHH! *Kills Razor*
Post by: Drace on August 27, 2005, 08:21:51 PM
Grandy: At least we still have those DOA hologram things.
Razor: I'll be in that room there with the door locked. *grabs the DOA hologram things and some tissues*
Post by: Darkfox on August 27, 2005, 08:57:23 PM
Odin: O.o wait a second...
*Drace respawns*
Drace: ...no... nooo... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Darkvixen: Drace respawn!
Grandy: !! *kills Drace*
*Drace respawns*
Drace: ...no... nooo... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It's the same all over again!!!
Rod Sterling: A man trapped in an endless loop of being killed of his own making... only here in the... Twilight Zo...
Darkvixen: Rod Sterling respawn!!
Grandy: GRAH!! *kills Rod Sterling*
Post by: Dragonium on August 27, 2005, 09:15:25 PM
Dragonium: *Dodges flying daggers* Yes?
Razor: Well, I got rid of the Googleads, and got us a better sponsor!
Dragonium: What is it?
Razor: Well, I got us our very own Imp house right here in the Pub.
Dragonium: *Pub starts to fill with Imps* And this helps how?
Razor: Well, we get more money, and every time one arrives, Grandy kills it, so he gets experience, and it keeps him busy at the same time!
Dragonium: Great!
Grandy: HAARRRGHH! *Kills Imps*
Dragonium: ... Seems to be working...
Grandy: HAARRRGHH! *Kills more Imps*
Razor: ... He'll be busy for a while...
Dragonium: Hold on. Grandy killed you in Hell. So how are you here?
Razor: I respawn--
Grandy: HAARRRGHH! *Kills Razor*
Post by: xenocide on August 27, 2005, 09:15:47 PM
Drace: yea?
Xeno: wat r u staring at?
Drace: that hot girl outside
Xeno: that, my friend, is a fire hydrant
Drace: ive had too much to drink...
Post by: Darkfox on August 27, 2005, 09:18:38 PM
Grandy: GRAHHH! *destroys fire hydrant*
Drace: *falls to knees in overdramatic pose* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Drace on August 27, 2005, 09:19:20 PM
Darkvixen: Indeed.
Drace: *looks at his shoulder and sees a smiling monkey*
Darkvixen: 0.o
Drace: I hate this place....
Monkey: Oeh! Ahh! Eeek! *holds his hand under his 4$$ and then throws something brown at Xeno*
Xeno: Hey!
Drace: It seems this place can get better.
Post by: Dragonium on August 27, 2005, 09:27:19 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Drace
Drace: *looks at his shoulder and sees a smiling monkey*
XD
Dragonium: Twilight Zone, eh...? *Pours peanuts into a drawer in a cupboard*
Drace: O_o
Dragonium: ... *Opens drawer, a tree grows out of it and goes up into the clouds*
*Porcupine walks past*
Post by: Bluhman on August 27, 2005, 09:32:35 PM
Bluhman climbs up the tree to confront the Giant. Up there, Everything is 35 times larger than bluhman. Approaching the castle, he knocks on the big wooden door to be confronted by the Giant, who doesn't notice him. Bluhman sneaks in just to be found out by smell, as the giant chanted: "Fee fie fo foop! I smell poop!" The giant then saw bluhman and tried to stomp on him, but Bluhman was too swift for the unruly Giant. Bluhman ran past him, stole the goose, and ran back to the pub on a sweet, sweet rainbow bridge.
Bluhman: Man my life is boring.
Drace: ...
Darkfox: ...
Xenocide: Lol
Dragonium: I wanted to climb that!
Post by: Dragonium on August 27, 2005, 09:40:01 PM
Grandy: HAARRRGHH! *Kills tree*
Tree: CREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKK-KAPOOOOSHHH!!!
Darkfox: =)
Drace: =)
Dragonium: >=)
Bluhman: *Flat*
Post by: Drace on August 27, 2005, 09:42:52 PM
Phyciathrist: And what is your problem?
Drace: Well, everytime I enter the Twilight Zone there comes this monkey on my shoulder. He's on my shoulder now. Oh yeah, and I don't know how the hell I got here. A minute ago I was in the pub.
Phyciathrist: Well, you're still in the pub. Razor let me have my office in the bathroom. That other one though, I think you're crazy. *gets thrown poo in his face* .... Sir. Did you just pull down your pants and threw sh*t in my face?
Drace: There's a monkey on your shoulder.... Wooh! I'm free!
Phyciathrist: *looks at his shoulder and sees a smiling monkey* *Pushes off the monkey who then goes back on Drace's shoulder and throws poo at Dragonium*
Post by: Razor on August 28, 2005, 10:17:11 AM
Razor: Drace, I need to know something.
Drace: Eh?
Razor: What do you think a pawncarrier does for a living?
Drace: Uhh... carries pawns?
Grandy: RESPAWN?!
Drace: Oh you're a basta-
Grandy: *kills Drace*
Razor: *grins at self amusement*
Post by: Drace on August 28, 2005, 10:44:10 AM
Drace: *respawns* Jeeze. Damn res......idents.
Grandy: ....
Drace: Grandy, Razor just respawned.
Grandy: HAAARGH! *turns big and green*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 28, 2005, 10:55:11 AM
Post by: Dragonium on August 28, 2005, 11:01:45 AM
Lake Placid Crocodile: *Eats hand*
Post by: Razor on August 28, 2005, 11:46:46 AM
Razor: Drace, he's kidnapped your significant other and climbed on top of that scaffolding!
Drace: Gasp! I'll save you, my significant other!
BGGrandy: *throws barrels down scafolding*
Drace: *Jumps over barrel* *grabs hammer*
BGGrandy: *climbs down and breaks Drace in half*
Drace: Oh noes! *disappears* *appears at start* Oh good! I re- <.< >.> appeared.
BGGrandy: *twitch*
Post by: Dragonium on August 28, 2005, 11:57:43 AM
Drace: *Climbs ladder*
Dragonium: *Gets hit by spinning green shell*
Drace: *Eats barrel and grows big and poofy*
Dragonium: *Picks flowers and throws fireballs*
Razor: *Munches popcorn*
Lake Placid Crocodile: *Eats popcorn machine*
Post by: Grandy on August 28, 2005, 01:03:05 PM
Drace: Eh?
Razor: Random generated sentence.
Post by: Drace on August 28, 2005, 01:10:23 PM
BGGrandy: *starts crying*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 28, 2005, 01:21:57 PM
Grandy: *Crying* *Steps to the left*
MT11: *Pulls lever, opeing trap door which BGGrandy falls down*
Razor: I almost feel sorry for him. Let's have five seconds of silence in his honor.
*Five seconds pass*
Razor: And so, we move on. Drinks anyone?
Post by: Drace on August 28, 2005, 01:39:35 PM
MT11: And I'll like some more of that Tonic Water.
Post by: Grandy on August 28, 2005, 10:58:21 PM
Grandy: Oh, hi everyone!
Drace: You just respa-
Razor: *puts hand in Drace's mouth* This is getting old, really.
Post by: Drace on August 28, 2005, 11:15:10 PM
Razor: How about we.... uhmm..... do like..... nothing?
Drace: Except drinking beer and talking?
Razor: Indeed. Like very normal pub.
Drace: We can give it a shot.
*5 minuts later*
Drace: Warxe couldn't handel it, did he?
Razor: Yeah.
Drace: He had to give in to his stupidity, did he?
Razor: Yeah.
Drace: And he had to set the pub on fire, did he?
Razor: Yeah.
Drace: And then try to put it out with Gasoline and Kerozine, did he?
Razor: Yeah.
Drace: I think he needs a phyciathrist.
Razor: I think you need to SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!
Post by: Darkfox on August 28, 2005, 11:22:37 PM
*Explosion*
Post by: Razor on August 29, 2005, 05:14:45 AM
HAPPY END!
Post by: WarxePB on August 29, 2005, 05:17:22 AM
-Warxe: *looks up* The game's over? Aw man...
Post by: Razor on August 29, 2005, 06:43:34 AM
Xen: Hello!
Razor: Fix!
Xen: Aww. *starts fixing*
Post by: Darkfox on August 29, 2005, 07:14:01 AM
Darkvixen: What the heck is that thing?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 29, 2005, 08:57:10 AM
Post by: Drace on August 29, 2005, 09:08:28 AM
Razor: Oh damn.
Drace: What?
Razor: I lost disk two. We need to buy a new one.
Warxe: To the Warxemobile! *a big warxe head shaped car appears*
Post by: Dragonium on August 29, 2005, 09:11:56 AM
Warxe: Went to car shop, asked for special offer, bought special design of car, blah bl-- *Head falls off*
Dragonium: O.o
Fooby: Weeee. *Splat*
Post by: Razor on August 29, 2005, 09:31:46 AM
Dramatic Voiceover: AND SO THE QUEST FOR DISK 2 IS ON TEMPORARY HOLD.
Razor: ...
Fooby: Weeee. *Splat*
Post by: SleepAid on August 29, 2005, 11:17:13 AM
"I'M SO FUGGIN CONFUSED!"
Post by: Bluhman on August 29, 2005, 05:15:45 PM
*Bluhman gets into his truck, and speeds foward... into sleepaid.*
Sleepaid: AAAAAGH!!! I'M STILL CONFUSED.
Bluhman: Oh whoops.
*Bluhman goes into reverse and reverses... off a cliff.*
Bluhman: I HAAAAAAATTEEE THIIIIIIIISSSSSSS GRRRRRAAVVVVIIIITTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The truck full of bricks explodes on the spikes strategetically placed to kill bluhman, but bluhman falls through the ground on top of the game over, where he gets an idea.*
Bluhman: I know! We'll build a giant mech out of this thing!
*Groans can be heard*
Post by: Drace on August 29, 2005, 08:23:32 PM
Post by: Darkfox on August 29, 2005, 09:22:07 PM
Post by: Razor on August 29, 2005, 09:23:17 PM
Lemonade: *wobble*
Drace: *starts noticing*
Lemonade: *wobble*
Drace: The lemonade people... LOOK AT THE LEMONADE!!!
Lemonade: *wobble*
Everyone: *slight panic*
*400 foot mech appears*
Bluhman: Let's go!
Everyone: *slight relief*
Dramatic Voiceover: AND SO THE QUEST FOR DISK 2 BEGINS, AGAIN!
Bluhman: Hold on, ran of out petrol again.
Razor: Ahhhhhhhhh! *rips hair out*
Dramatic Voiceover: *shoots self*
Very Nasal Voiceover: AND SO THE QUEST FOR DISK 2 IS ON HOLD AGAIN.
Post by: Drace on August 29, 2005, 09:35:17 PM
Razor: No. As this is an RP we need to supmerge into the main character, me, to be able to walk around on the world map.
Drace: Oh, ok. But do me a favor. Put on some pants instead that ridiculous skirt.
Post by: Razor on August 29, 2005, 09:38:34 PM
Drace: Well that is bizarre. *gets pink dress and long brown pony tail*
Drace: Aw, weak! Damn!
Post by: Drace on August 29, 2005, 09:54:25 PM
Post by: Darkfox on August 29, 2005, 09:54:26 PM
Drace: AGHHHHHH!!! Oh God! Kill me now!
Post by: Drace on August 29, 2005, 09:57:05 PM
Post by: Razor on August 29, 2005, 09:59:17 PM
Small man: I AM THE PIXEL LORD! TRA LA LA LA LAA! *explosion*
Grandy: O_o
Post by: Darkfox on August 29, 2005, 10:00:22 PM
Darkvixen: Should we tell them...?
Razor: What? And spoil the plot!?
Pub: im deded lol omg rofl
Darkvixen: ...Your pub talks?
Razor: Yeah, had to sacrifice 700 people in order to achieve the right concoction though.
Darkvixen: What? O.o
Razor: <.< Nothing...
Post by: Razor on August 29, 2005, 10:13:01 PM
Razor: I'm proud of that pub. *does mannerism 10 times, 10 midget engineers appear*
ME1: Where is our leader?
ME2: Where is Osmose?
Razor: He doesn't post here any more. Fix the pub.
MEs: *mutter under breath* *start fixing the pub*
Post by: Grandy on August 29, 2005, 10:33:44 PM
Drace: Join the club.
Razor: Time to intiation!
Post by: Razor on August 29, 2005, 10:52:17 PM
**********
MSlash Pub: I am an inanimate object who can't talk. Oh ho, what is this? *blown up by missiles*
**********
Grandy: Razor where did those missiles just go?
Razor: We call it "eliminating the competition". Speaking of which. Set coordinates SSP!
Charas Pub: I can shoot missiles lol
**********
White: Hey, what's that noise?
Another annoying StarScape Member: Eh?
*BLOWNTOFECK*
Post by: Bluhman on August 30, 2005, 01:22:40 AM
*And so bluhman did.*
Post by: Razor on August 30, 2005, 03:45:10 AM
Drace: *walks out of Razor* Well that was a weird experience. Why aren't we there yet?
Post by: Drace on August 30, 2005, 08:47:46 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 30, 2005, 08:55:11 AM
MT11: *Scratches head* Huh?
Post by: Dragonium on August 30, 2005, 09:02:46 AM
Razor: Oh.
OOM: I BE THE KEEPER OF THE SEVEN KEYS.
Razor: Seven keys to what?
OOM: TO THE GREATEST TREASURE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.
Razor: Which is?
OOM: AN ARTIFACT SO GREAT IT HAS THE POWER TO DESTROY NOTHING IN PARTICULAR.
Razor: Why are you talking in Caps?
OOM: i can shoot missiles lol *Blasts everything*
Generic Hero: Nooo! My village has been burned to the ground!
Post by: Drace on August 30, 2005, 09:56:32 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 30, 2005, 10:36:25 AM
GHero: Erm, yes, let's go. *Harbours private fears*
Post by: Drace on August 30, 2005, 10:55:46 AM
THFriend: What's wrong GHero?
GHero: I feel puberty coming.
Post by: Grandy on August 30, 2005, 07:25:03 PM
Post by: Razor on August 30, 2005, 10:06:46 PM
GHero: :heart:
THFriend: I am oblivious to any love happening between those too.
Post by: Grandy on August 30, 2005, 10:53:40 PM
Drace: Grandy, stop it.
GTWIG: Grandy? Who's Grandy?
Drace: Thats it! *throws GTWIG out of the pub*
*Grandy walks by*
Grandy: Oh, my! This person is exactly like me! Oh, look! That doggie there has a fluffy tail! C'mhere, fluffy! Fluffy!
Post by: Darkfox on August 30, 2005, 11:18:12 PM
Post by: Razor on August 31, 2005, 06:43:17 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Razor, on October 7, 2004, 7:58 pm, Page 21.
Razor: I love this game!
Warxe: Who died?
Razor: Hosers.
Warxe: *looks to Razor's corpse* Wait, aren't you dead?
Razor: No, why would you - Oh my God! This man is my exact double! Hey! That dog has a puffy tail! Here puff! Here puff!
Razor: Yay! I beat Grandy by 141 pages!
Grandy: ...shut up! *runs into the pub crying*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 31, 2005, 10:21:32 AM
Drace: Ah yeah. What were we going to do again...?
Darkvixen: ...
MT11: Drinks, anyone?
Drace: Yes.
*Everyone walks into the Charas pub again*
Basic love intrest: ...I have breasts!
Post by: Drace on August 31, 2005, 11:16:18 AM
Everyone: *gasp*
Drace: Erm... I mean... erm.... *throws something on the ground and smoke appears* *smoke disappeers and Drace is in front of the door* Damn...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 31, 2005, 11:44:06 AM
Drace: Oh hell!
Darkvixen: You're in for it now... :D
Post by: Drace on August 31, 2005, 11:47:08 AM
Razor: *snickers*
Drace: *steals holograms and put them on Razor*
Grandy: *eyes Razor*
Drace and Darkvixen: Heehe :D
Post by: Razor on August 31, 2005, 09:37:06 PM
Lightwolf: You still look hideous as all hell. *sips drink*
Razor: *jumpattackdeathkillattack*
Lightwolf: Arg! My ovaries!
Drace: O_o
Nasal Voiceover: What ever happened to getting the second dis-- *roof collapses on NV*
Warxe: What did he say?
Odin: He said shut up and get me something to drink!
Post by: Me5kuTis on September 01, 2005, 09:42:09 AM
Me5kuTis : *whispers* give me a coke *sits in a dark corner*
Post by: Drace on September 01, 2005, 11:21:10 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 01, 2005, 12:13:53 PM
Drace: Will they never learn?
Post by: WarxePB on September 01, 2005, 06:37:25 PM
*points to a guy in the corner*
-GitC: Don't eat me!
-MT: Too bad. *eats*
-Warxe: ...that was Drace.
-Mt: ...and?
-Warxe: Good point. *walks away, but hits the wall on his way out* ...
-Odin: HA! HA HA HAHAHAHAHA! *points and laughs*
-Xios: That wasn't funny! *decapitates Odin*
-Warxe: ...*walks out, but hits the door*
-Xios: See? Now THAT Was funny! *points and laughs*
-Odin's Severed Head: No it wasn't. *decapitates Xios*
Post by: Bluhman on September 02, 2005, 06:03:27 AM
Everyone: HARHARHARHARHARHAHRAHRHARHAAAHA
Xios' head: I don't get it
Darkvixen: I didn't even find that funny. Why did I laugh?
Bluhman: Because you made an insuccessful will save. Now make a reflex save to dodge THIS!!!
*Bluhman throws an axe; Darkvixen ducks.*
Bluhman: It's going to come back!
Darkvixen: ... Ok. Why did you tell me that?
Bluhman: Because that axe is magical and I'm DARN PROUD OF IT!! HARHARHA-GACK!!
*The axe decapitates Bluhman.*
Me5kuTis: Looks like you're ahead of yourself Bluhman! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Everyone else: ...
*Me5kuTis Backs back into the corner.*
MT11: Didn't I eat you!?
*Me5kuTis explodes*
Razor: Yeah you did eat him.
MT11: ... Then that means...
*MT11 Explodes*
Bluhman: This exploding buisness is getting old.
God: Ok then!
*Bluhman implodes.*
Post by: Darkfox on September 02, 2005, 06:27:19 AM
Darkvixen: O.o
FFL2and3rocks: And now I take my leave! *asplodes*
Warxe's head: Well... that was different.
Xios' head: ... ... ...
Odin's head: Want to sing the "I ain't got nobody" song?
Xios' head: No.
Post by: Razor on September 02, 2005, 06:42:37 AM
Drace: Who the bloody hell put this on?
Grandy: 's'on random.
Razor: Kill the Queen!
Darkfox: What?
Razor: The jukebox!
Darkfox: Oh alright. *destroys corner of pub*
Razor: I meant turn it off.
Darkfox: OH YOU SAY THAT NOW.
Post by: Drace on September 02, 2005, 02:33:23 PM
*Sudenly outside hundreds of zombies come*
Drace: Oh my god....
Razor: Quick, grab the rifle above the counter.
Drace: It doesn't work!
Razor: It does! *grabs the rifle and loads it, then overhands it to Drace*
Razor: Shoot the gun!
Drace: For the last time, Razor, it's not... *gun misfires*
Razor: I ****ing knew it!
Post by: Darkfox on September 02, 2005, 02:56:31 PM
Drace: Stand back! I can handle this! *shoots a Zombie's arm off* Blow their arms off and kill the zombie!
Darkvixen: -_-
Drace: I mean... FEET! *blasts feet*
Razor: OW!!! Your lucky I have bulletproof socks!
Everybody: O.o
Post by: Drace on September 02, 2005, 03:59:36 PM
Post by: Grandy on September 02, 2005, 04:44:58 PM
Zombie: Aaaah.... *Writes "John 'Dead' Smithy" in a piece of paper*
Grandy: Now I have all the cast of Resident Evil 2 in authographs! *looks to the paper* You're going to eBay!
Drace: Those are obviously Zombies commanded by an Evil Sorcerer.
Grandy: How do ya know that?
Drace: *points to Zombie's arm*
Grandy: *reads* "This zombie is property of Bill Gates, Coputer Genius and Evil Sorcerer, if found, please kill yourself to feed him."
Bluhman: *Behind a counter, selling kitchen stuff* See this fork? Now imagine what a hero like you could do to an evil sorcerer with that fork! Care to buy one?
Razor: *looks the fork* *Green words start to float above his head* "You see a fork. Atk 0 Def 0. It can't be used to kill an evil sorcerer"
Bluhman: BUSTED! *Jumps through the window, falling in some zombies, and run to the sea, where he is mauled to death by sharks with JetPacks*
Warze: Are they still out there?
Warxe: Shut up.
Warye: Grandy is using his spelling mistakes, instead of fixing they?
Waree: It looks like it.
Warte: So...
Warge: War dance?
Warne: Yay! *Every Warxe-like people start dancing can-can*
Atikkus: What I'm doing here again?
Post by: Drace on September 02, 2005, 05:04:36 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 02, 2005, 05:35:40 PM
Razor: ...He's still over there.
Red: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 02, 2005, 05:50:35 PM
Quote
Originally posted by NIKEY\'S50
ok drace thats f***ing it im leaving
... What the hell? Talk about a temper 0_o
MT11: *Eats Nikey*
Jimeth: Quite.
Post by: Drace on September 02, 2005, 06:41:27 PM
Post by: WarxePB on September 02, 2005, 07:34:44 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Drace
Drace: It's better here then in Pest Control. It's DF and Warxe exclusive now.
-Des: Maybe if you posted a bit more, you would not be excluded...
-Warxe: Huh? Who are you?
-Xios: And aren't you supposed to be dead?
-Des: ...shut up... *disappears*
-Odin: I hate those pink-haired prettyboys...
-Warxe: Yeah, like... that guy... what was his name?
-Jani: Warxe?
-Warxe: Yeah, that guy! He was annoying!
-Odin: LOL
-Xios: OMG ROFL
-Razor: XDXDXD
-Red: Weeeeeee! Er.... LMAO
-Warxe: -_-
-Jani: WTF STFU N00B *slaps*
-Xios: ...are we talking in Internetspeak now?
-Warxe: Y
-Grandy: U
-Warxe: R
-Grandy: STFU N00B *slaps*
Post by: Drace on September 02, 2005, 07:40:20 PM
Post by: Grandy on September 02, 2005, 07:57:28 PM
Grandy: ITS HIIIIIIM!!! PINK-(lightly)BLUE CODE! REPEAT, PINK-(lightly)BLUE!!! EVERYONE TO THE BATTLE POSITIONS! ENGAGE AND ROLL ON! *jumps through the window, and throws some zombies as "human" shields* THE SUSPECT IS STILL IN THE PUB, OVER! NEED MORE MEN!
Radio voice: You want men?! I never though you were one of thos-
Grandy: Finish that sentence and you're a fired man.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 02, 2005, 08:18:13 PM
*Thunderbirds music starts*
MT11: *Chair lifts up tipping him into a hole, he enters a tube which sucks him into a room where a machine puts on his uniform, then shoots him onto a conveyor belt which takes off his uniform again, then thrusts him through a hole in the Charas pub ceiling and he lands next to Nikey*
MT11: *eats Nikey*
Post by: Drace on September 02, 2005, 08:33:37 PM
Drace: Grandy, you can call the code of. The siren is giving me an headache.
Grandy: I can't! It won't go off!
Drace: Someone is going to pay for this! *punches MT11's stomach*
Post by: White Dwarf on September 02, 2005, 08:34:16 PM
Post by: Bluhman on September 03, 2005, 05:32:25 AM
*And so the siren did*
...
...
...
...
...
nothing: .,.mjeowifgis...
Pub: This is boring.
Bluhman: That... is obvious.
Post by: Razor on September 03, 2005, 08:41:50 AM
MT11: *eats George Bush*
Security: Code Blue! Suspect has entered the White House and has eaten the President!
Radio: That's more of a Code Azure.
Security: Look, I didn't have time to read the manu--
MT11: *eats Security*
Razor: So, what the Hell happened with Nikey?
Drace: His flamboyant homosexuality got the best of him, I guess.
Everyone: O.o
Drace: *shrugs*
Razor: No seriously, I wasn't here. Oh well, I guess he's not welcome here no more. *presses a button, German Soldiers with German Shepards come out of the ground, armed with rifles*
Red: Oohh... hey you guys! This is your enemy.
German Soldiers: Ja. *starts shooting at Razor*
Razor: Red!!! Damn you!
Red: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!1
Post by: Drace on September 03, 2005, 09:09:43 AM
Nazi soldier: Jawhol. Mar die hund kann bijten.
Razor: What'd he say?
Drace: I don't know, my german isn't that good. Maybe I must pet his mouth.
Razor: I don't think that's a go...*Drace screams* Nevermind.
Post by: Me5kuTis on September 03, 2005, 11:39:02 AM
Drace : where did you come from
Me5kuTis : There *point's at MT11's stomach which now has a hole*
MT11 : But you exploded
Me5kuTis : No that was my twin brother :P. Anywho.. *rollseyes* *waits* *Pushes MT11* *Runs!!!*
Post by: Razor on September 03, 2005, 12:10:35 PM
Me5kuTis: well, that was easy. *hears something* *looks behind him*
MT11: *rolling after him*
Me5kuTis: ahhhh!! *runs*
MT11: *rolls closer*
Me5kuTis: *runs faster*
MT11: *rolls closerer*
Me5kuTis: *runs fasterer*
MT11: *eats Me5kuTis*
Post by: Drace on September 03, 2005, 12:11:46 PM
MT11: OH NOES!!! I'm falling!
Drace: He didn't even push you that hard....
MT11: *falls on the ground* Help me! Call an ambulance!!!
*5 minutes later* *ambulance arrives*
GuyFromAmbulance: Come on sir, we'll help you.
MT11: *Eats GFA*
Drace: -_-;
Post by: Razor on September 03, 2005, 12:27:20 PM
MT11: *eats leg, which leads to the rest of his body, to which he implodes*
Razor: Neat.
*a large intertimespacecontinuumhole appears where MT11 was*
Razor: Not so neat.
Drace: Good one moron. *smacks Razor* *gets sucked into vortex*
Razor: Lol--*VORTEX'D*
Charas in general: *implodes*
Post by: Drace on September 03, 2005, 12:48:15 PM
Grandy: *Spawns in hell*
*Razor and all the other spawn in hell*
Drace: Tee hee. Oh Grandy, they all respawned.
Grandy: *twitch* *snap*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 03, 2005, 01:09:59 PM
Satan: Correct.
Post by: Razor on September 03, 2005, 01:30:59 PM
Oh well, I think that went quite splendid. Oh, what am I saying, that was the biggest waste of my time - I best be getting paid for this. What? Why are you waving at me? Yes, I see you too, hello. Oh, what? The mic is still on? Oh, so it's not over? Oh. A-hmm.
So, I guess... this isn't goodbye yet. So, what fantastic adventures will the Charas Pub crew get up to now? First, they are going to have to escape Hell, and the one and only Satan himself --
MT11: *eats Narrator*
Drace: Thank you.
Post by: Red Giant on September 03, 2005, 01:47:31 PM
Razor: Wha? You went to hell?
Red: No! I work here.
Satan: HEY! Get back to work you festering heap of dung!
Red: ... That's a sign of respect.
Satan: Now he's out of the way... Let's see what I have in store for YOU. *Advances*
Razor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
...
Don't pinch me!
Satan: Heheh. I'm actually gonna kill you now. 'Cuz I'm satan.
Post by: Me5kuTis on September 03, 2005, 02:03:40 PM
Satan : Not until it's grillin' time!
Me5kuTis(In MT11's Stomach) : Noooooo!
...
...
...
Me5kuTis(In MT11's Stomach) : Hey I found a cookie!
Satan : Noez! That's the cookie someone sold their soul for.
Me5kuTis(In MT11's Stomach) : I'll eat it!
Satan : But it's already been eaten.
Me5kuTis(In MT11's Stomach) : What's your point?
Satan : (-_-')
Me5kuTis(In MT11's Stomach) : You can buy it from me.
Satan : Really ? How much!?
Me5kuTis(In MT11's Stomach) : Let's see.. one cookie.. that will be.. one GETOUTOFSOMEONESSTOMACHFREECARD.
Satan : *Whispers* heh, I would pay 300 times that for anything sweet in hell, cause all I can get here is sweat.
Me5kuTis : *snickers*
Me5kuTis : NO WAIT! I changed my mind. I'll take 300 of GETOUTOFSOMEONESSTOMACHFREECARDs.
Satan : Crap! Deal! Hand it over.
Narrator(In MT11's Stomach) : And that's how Me5kuTis went out of MT11's stomach. Although he wasn't so smart. He could have bought a GETOUTOFHELLFREECARD and a GETOUTOFSOMEONESSTOMACHFREECARD for that cookie. Oh well
I guess he w-.. Gah AAAAARGH AAAAAH .... Getting digusted!!! AAAAAaaaaaa......
MT11 : where's the bathroom?!111oneone11!!11eleven!
Me5kuTis : ..
Me5kuTis : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*pant* *pant* *pant* OOOOOOOO!!!!
Post by: Razor on September 03, 2005, 02:22:43 PM
Me5kuTis: OH EM GEE IT BURNS AND I CAN'T DIE BECAUSE I'M ALREADY IN HELL SO I'LL JUST SUFFER INSTEAD OH THE PAIN, OH THE PAIN OF IT ALL.
Razor: Eheheh.
Satan: As for you, to the chamber of horrifying/painful/degrading tortures!
Razor: .o_o. *gets thrown into a room of the same name*
Post by: Kinslayer on September 03, 2005, 02:46:37 PM
Satan: Who the heaven are you?
KS: I am... THE WISHMASTER!!!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT...*HICUPS*...?! WHAT DO YOU WISHHHHHH?! I CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!!! BOOOOOHHHH!!!! *belch (vomits on Satan's T-Shirt)*
Satan: I don't want no drunks messin' in my Hell!!! Get out!!!
KS: Why isn't that special...?! Could you be... SATAN???!!!
Satan: Of course I'm ****ing Satan!!!!
KS: Then "Mister Satan" do you know something????
**** YOU!!! YOU ROBBED MAH WIFE, YA BASTARD!!!!
Satan: Hey, you are drunk.
KS: *slaps Satan's face* Don't you dare to tell me that I'm drunk, mister red man *hips*. Now get out!!!
Satan: But It's my Hell...
KS: GET OUT!!!!!!
*Satan runs crying to his room*
Post by: Me5kuTis on September 03, 2005, 03:10:16 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 03, 2005, 03:28:23 PM
Post by: Kinslayer on September 03, 2005, 03:33:56 PM
Post by: Razor on September 03, 2005, 03:49:01 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Red: "I could go to Hell and meet other Fiends!"
(Dude, page 45)
Red: I think I'll go do that now.
Red: Hello there!
Demon1: I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL.
Red: Nice to meet you.
Demon2: YOUR LIFE IN HELL IN BURN FOR ETERNITY.
Red: That's, uh, great.
Demon1: I SHALL DESTROY YOU.
Red: Uhh, you know what, I'm gonna go now.
Demon2: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
Dalek: EXTERMINATE. DESTROY. DESTROY.
Dragonium: lol
FFL: ASPLODE
*illogic*
Razor: How was it?
Red: Not as good as I'd though. Hey, weren't you being tortured?
Razor: No!!! *Satan drags Razor by the legs back into torture room*
Red: Oh that's good then.
Post by: Darkfox on September 03, 2005, 04:04:24 PM
Mini Pupper Red on Red's shoulder 2: AND WE LOVE YOU RED!!
Red: OMG! And I can't make an expression of fear!! AGHHH!!! HORROR!!!
*Red wakes up in a sweat*
Razor: He got quite a bump on the head, we kinda thought there for a minute he was going to leave us.
Red: But I did leave you, Razor that's
just the trouble. And I tried to get back
for days and days.
MT11: There, there, lie quiet now. You just had a bad dream.
Red: No
White: Sure, remember me? your old pal, White?
Drace: And me Hickory? Er I mean... Drace...
Satan: You couldn't forget my face, could you?
Red: AGHHHH!! *looks away* No. But it wasn't a dream it was a place. *points at Darkfox* you were there... *points at Razor* and you... and you! *FFL, Dragonium, Grandy, Warxe, Odin, etc...* and... *points at NIKEY* I dunno who you are...
NIKEY: Nobody ever does...
Red: And... *notices two puppets* AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Post by: Drace on September 03, 2005, 08:19:29 PM
Red: No?
Razor: Those puppets are your children.
Red: Eh? Who's my wife then?
*Richard Simmons enters*
Red: *Gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!!
*from behind Richard Simmons comes a beautifull woman*
Red: *Gasp* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
*from behind the beautifull lady comes a fat, ugly woman*
Red: Is that my mother in law?
Beautifull Woman: Uhmmm... I am, that's your wife.
Post by: Razor on September 03, 2005, 10:44:31 PM
Weregnome shrugged whilst drinking from his bottle of Canadian Club. "More CC for me."
A moment of silence went through the pub, before Razor replied; "We only have Doritos."
Weregnome just shook his head slowly. "Idiot..."
OOT
Red: Oh you did not just do that again.
Razor: Yes! Whahaha! Once again, it turns out that everything that happened, did not happen! Whahaha!
Red: I'm going to kill you in your sleep.
Razor: Ahha, ahha, heheh, haaa... alright, that was sort of creepy.
Red: *looming* maybe I won't wait till then...
Razor: Stop that. Please.
Post by: Bluhman on September 03, 2005, 11:04:27 PM
Bluhman: I'll have some punch.
Razor: We only have doritos.
Bluhman: Good thing I brought my punch!
Razor: Really now? Can I have some?
Bluhman: Ok! *Bluhman throws a good, solid hook that sends weregnome hurdling through the roofhole that Bluhman made.*
Razor: OW! That was my Weregnome!
Bluhman: No. That... was my BLUHMAN... PUNCH!!! *Bluhman throws a punch so powerful, it knocks Razor out of the pub.*
Bluhman: ... ... *Flees from the pub.*
Post by: Razor on September 03, 2005, 11:12:11 PM
Razor: Aww.
*inane activities in Hell continue*
Post by: WarxePB on September 04, 2005, 12:53:50 AM
-Demon: Eh, it's alright, but the pay sucks...
-Warxe: Too bad. Hey, you wanna be my bodyguard?
-Demon: Why would you need a bodyguard?
-Odin: *out of nowhere* ZANTETSUKEN! *kills Warxe*
-Warxe: ...*gets up* That's why.
-Demon: Well, sure, I guess. What's the pay?
-Warxe: How about $20 an hour?
-Demon: That's fair.
-Warxe: Okay, you start right now. First, go take care of Odin.
-Demon: Can do. *walks over*
-Odin: Huh? What did I do?
-Demon: I'm that blue-haired guy's bodyguard now. And as such, I get to beat on you... *uses magical demon powers to suspend Odin in the air, then he calls a few buddies and they start gang-beating him*
-Xios: I wish I could do that...
-Warxe: You have to bribe them! Mind-control pales in comparison to money.
-Xios: Money is a good idea... but mind-control works so much better.
-Warxe: -_-
Post by: Drace on September 04, 2005, 12:59:53 AM
Satan: No you can't.
Drace: I can! I sold my 63th soul for that! Remember?
Satan: Ok then. Take over that..... wolf man over there *points at Razor*
Drace: Okay! *Uses MD on Razor*
Razor: What? Hey! Drace needs some free beer!
Satan: You do know that this is not funny.
Drace: Oh, sorry.
Razor: *Smashes head against a counter*
Satan: That's better.
Post by: Razor on September 04, 2005, 01:26:31 AM
Razor: That's it, special helmet time. *puts on a bicycle helmet with the words "Freakin Geenyus!" on it*
Drace: Pfft, nice helmet.
Razor: Isn't it just? It's the only helmet endorsed exclusively by Anna Nicole Smith. It even has her signature.
Drace: What, was she drunk when she wrote that?
Razor: She always is!
*Canned Laughter*
Red: *walks through a door*
*Canned applause*
Red: How you doin'?
*Canned Laughter*
Darkfox: Hell sucks. *leans on table, it breaks, he falls over*
*Canned Laughter*
Post by: WarxePB on September 04, 2005, 01:35:19 AM
*Laughter*
-Warxe: Ugggh! Yo, demon bodyguard, go beat up that audience!
*"Ooooooh!"*
-Demon: Can do, boss. *drops Odin and goes to beat up invisible audience members*
*Screams of pain*
Post by: Grandy on September 04, 2005, 02:52:25 AM
Satan: What tha-? I just beat them up! *laughs *laughs over laughs**
Grandy: Ohh, theres another audience seeing us beat the first one!
Post by: Razor on September 04, 2005, 10:33:09 AM
Audience: *silence*
One guy: Ahha, ahh, haha, haah... hey, wait a minute. That wasn't funny. YOU SUCK!
Drace: *kills that guy*
Audience: *laughs*
Drace: *kills their families*
The people from the pub: *laughs*
Drace: *laughs*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 04, 2005, 10:53:06 AM
MrMister: You're all freakin' crazy. The freakin' lot of ya!
*MrMister walks away*
MT11: Ah, Mentos.
Post by: Drace on September 04, 2005, 11:48:27 AM
MT11: Wah?
Drace: Too late, I'm the Dungeon master now!
Razor: We're not playing D&D...
Satan: *Grabs book* Well, acording to the Hell rulebook, if someone calls Dungeon Master a real-life D&D adventure begins.
Post by: Razor on September 04, 2005, 01:28:03 PM
*Pub and all people excluding Hell occupants go back to normal land*
of... Hell... first...
I call Warrior guy!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 04, 2005, 05:04:54 PM
Drace: 0_o
MT11: Er, yes. *Eats dwarf*
Dwarf's dwarf date: Nooo! *Cries* My hemmeroids are getting worse with grief!
Post by: Drace on September 04, 2005, 06:03:27 PM
Drace: Hemerroids! May I have some? I collect them.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 04, 2005, 06:12:32 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Drace
(XD. Moose, you're having a great comedy period.)
Drace: Hemerroids! May I have some? I collect them.
*Bows*
Dwarf date: Take 'em, take 'em all! Strip me of me last remaining posetions, why don't ye? See if I care! *Cries*
Drace: Thankyou. *Takes hemmeroids*
Post by: Darkfox on September 04, 2005, 06:27:29 PM
Sephiroth: Mwahahaha! I will now destroy all other player!!
Pink Kung-Fu Fox-Chan: Ahem...
Sephiroth: NO NO NO NO NO!! Not you!
*Sephiroth is mauled by the small pink innocent looking fox*
Sephiroth: EVIL INCARNATE!!! AGHHHH!!! *loud beating sounds are heard offscreen*
Darkfox: O.o
Cloud: Dangit! Now who will I fight?
Screech *From saved by the bell*: I WILL BE YOUR OPPONENT!!!
Cloud: AH MY GOD! THAT VOICE BURNS! IT'S LIKE NAILS ARE SCRATCHING THE BLACKBOARD OF MY BRAIN!!! THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE!!! *head explodes*
FFL: Your head asplode!!
*Gameover pops up*
Post by: WarxePB on September 04, 2005, 06:41:04 PM
-Odin: I prevent you from running by putting a barrier of rocks in front of you!
*A barrier of rocks appears in front of Warxe*
-Xios: I animate 3 undead servants, and order them to attack you.
-Warxe: I use my demon bodyguard to counter the attack!
*DB kills the 3 undead servants*
-Warxe: I then summon an Escape Potion which will allow me to escape this thing!
*A potion sppears*
-Xios: I prevent you fronm escaping with my Chains of Sin.
*Chains appear on Warxe*
-Warxe: That's no fair!
-Odin: I use Zantetsuken on you. *rolls dice* Instant kill!
-Warxe: AGGH! *sliced into little pieces*
-Razor: I summon all of you to the Pub with my Summon Drunkards!
*Everyone gets into the pub*
-Razor: I then use my knowledge in herbology to poision the beers, so all of you die when you drink them.
Post by: Darkfox on September 04, 2005, 06:47:43 PM
*Moe Tweaks Curly's nose*
Curly: OW! Why I... I use eye poke on Moe!
Moe: I dodge the eye poke!
*Curly pokes Larry's eyes instead*
Larry: OWW!!!
Post by: Razor on September 04, 2005, 10:30:56 PM
Larry: Well, look at that! He's right!
Moe: Quiet knucklehead! *three stooges turn to dust*
Post by: Pythis on September 04, 2005, 10:34:56 PM
Man: Sir your not Lord Baffles your Pythis.
Pythis: Right, right. My name is Pythis I welcome you all to my forum.
Man: It's not your damn forum!
Pythis: I mean welcome me to this forum.
Pythis: If you need anything I will come to you with kindess*coughgrenadeyouinthemouth*.
Man: Damn you beer, who will be you rnext victom!
Bartender: Here's your beer sir.
Man: Thanks dude, keep the change. *Jugs down the beer*
Post by: Drace on September 04, 2005, 10:49:20 PM
Razor/Darkfox: *gulp*
Post by: Pythis on September 04, 2005, 10:55:00 PM
Man: *still drinking beer* a bird with flipping wings.
Pythis: Oh . . .But...
Man: Shuts upz Im triing ta drinkz
Pythis: Anyway *takes out a machette* *starts to cut the chocobo.* RAGGHH!!!
Post by: Drace on September 04, 2005, 11:08:51 PM
Razor: Too true, too true. Hey, a floor pretzel!
Drace: MINE! *jumps on the pretzel*
Razor: Oh, wait. It was just a nail.
Drace: I.... know....
Post by: Darkfox on September 04, 2005, 11:16:21 PM
Razor: ew...
Darkfox: Made of gold...
*Everybody gets up and rushes to the nail*
Satan: I GOT IT!! I GOT IT!!!
Razor: *Attacks Satan*
Satan: GRAAAHHH!!!
Post by: Drace on September 04, 2005, 11:18:39 PM
Post by: Darkfox on September 04, 2005, 11:19:12 PM
Post by: Drace on September 04, 2005, 11:23:38 PM
Darkfox: Then what did you swallow?
Drace: *looks at the ground and sees piece of a haiball with a giant chunk out of it*
Post by: Darkfox on September 04, 2005, 11:31:17 PM
Drace: ... *turns green*
Post by: Drace on September 04, 2005, 11:33:51 PM
Darkfox: Oh please, tell us.
Razor: Well. I put it on my nose and went to the park. And in the park me and the other dogs like to play a game of butt-tag.
Post by: Pythis on September 05, 2005, 12:58:21 AM
Post by: WarxePB on September 05, 2005, 01:09:37 AM
-Warxe: ...TMI, Razor. Just.... TMI.
Post by: Pythis on September 05, 2005, 01:14:30 AM
Man: They aren't from the greater space sir
Pythis: Ah, I mean err..as you huma-peo-want a cookie?
Post by: Drace on September 05, 2005, 02:25:35 AM
Demon: I'm avaliable.
Warxe: No you're not. You're my bodyguard.
Demon: *crushes Warxe*
Warxe: Ok, you're fired.
Post by: Razor on September 05, 2005, 04:19:34 AM
Very mini bouncer: Rarrr!
Razor: Level 1? But that's gay! I want level 100!
Drace: Yeah well *rolls a Q* Q? *bouncer implodes*
Razor: You imploded my bouncer!
Drace: You made me roll a Q!
Post by: Bluhman on September 05, 2005, 04:31:29 AM
Razor: Welcome to the job!
Post by: Darkfox on September 05, 2005, 04:36:13 AM
Post by: Pythis on September 05, 2005, 05:00:51 PM
Post by: Drace on September 05, 2005, 05:10:18 PM
Bouncer Demon: *pushes Pythis out*
Post by: Darkfox on September 05, 2005, 06:20:50 PM
Demon Bouncer: *pulls back on Wasabe and places Pythis in front of it and lets go sending Pythis over the horizon then a cartoony "pow" is seen*
Post by: Drace on September 05, 2005, 08:55:43 PM
Darkfox: Drace.
Drace: Yes?
Darkfox: Are we in the Twilight Zone again?
Drace: *looks at shoulder* Oh for god's sake.
Darkfox: Why don't you just push it off?
Drace: I tried that, but then it'll keep throwing poo at everyone for the next 7 hours.
Post by: Bluhman on September 05, 2005, 09:01:39 PM
Sonic: Wha!?
Drace: O...k?
Post by: Darkfox on September 05, 2005, 09:16:49 PM
Wasabe: ...I'm still Wasabe.
Darkvixen: You were strange to begin with, what else can be added to you to make you even stranger?
Wasabe: HEAT RAY VISION!! *blasts table*
Post by: Razor on September 05, 2005, 10:27:01 PM
DarkVixen: ...
Drace: Hmm, lets see here. ... Aww, disappointing.
Razor: You're a woman in this world, Drace?
Drace: Nope, still male. :|
Post by: Bluhman on September 05, 2005, 10:48:29 PM
Drace: So you're a woman now?
Bluhnuhnuh: No! I'm a banana!
Monkey: EEK EEK EEK!!! *Reaches for bluhnuhnuh*
Bluhnuhnuh: NO!! STOP!!! I'm not ripe yet! *Eat'd!* AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGUUUUUGGGGEEEEHHHHOOOOSSSSDDDDRRRRAAACCCEEEERRRRRGGGOOODDDDDIIIIIIISSSSSSDDDDDUUUMMMBBBBBBBWWWWWTTTTTFFFFFF!?!?!?!?!?!?
Post by: Razor on September 05, 2005, 11:50:34 PM
Razor: Hey look it's dancing.
*dancing banana*
Darkvixen: Man, that's weird.
*dancing banana*
Drace: Ooh... *starts dancing*
*dancing banana*
Razor: It's contageous! *starts dancing*
*dancing banana*
Darkvixen: Oh, that's nonsen - oh no! Can't help it! *starts dancing*
*dancing banana*
Everybody: *dancing*
*dancing banana fades away*
Everybody: *one by one stop dancing*
Red: Well, that was weird. This sure is one creepy place.
Razor: Roll a six!
Post by: WarxePB on September 06, 2005, 12:02:06 AM
-Odin: *rolls six* Instant kill!
-Warxe: AGGH! *sliced into little pieces*
-Odin: Never gets old...
-Drace: Uh, yeah, it does.
-Odin: Shut up! *rolls six* Instant kill!
-Drace: *sliced into little pieces*
-Gambler-type Guy: Hey, bud, those dice weighted?
-Odin: You bet.
-Dungeon Master: You cheat! *kicks Odin out of the game*
-Xios: Took long enough... Hey DM, I want to summon someone into the game.
-DM: Who?
-Xios: That angel-boy Kratos.
*Kratos walks in*
-Kratos: ...why did I come here again?
-Xios: The power of DM compelled you?
-Kratos: ...DnD?
-Xios: I cast Giant Anvil Of Doom on Kratos!
-Kratos: *rolls six* Instant kill...
-Xios: AGGH! *sliced into little pieces*
-Kratos: Heh...
Post by: Razor on September 06, 2005, 04:27:21 AM
Odin: 6! Instant Kill!
Kratos: AGGH! *sliced into little pieces*
Razor: Annnnyway, why are we playing DnD in the twilight zone?
*silence*
Razor: *gets hit by flying clock*
Post by: Darkfox on September 06, 2005, 04:34:38 AM
Post by: Razor on September 06, 2005, 08:33:50 AM
...you've had too much to drink.
Post by: Drace on September 06, 2005, 09:17:52 AM
Post by: WarxePB on September 06, 2005, 09:23:31 AM
-Odin: 6! Instant kill!
...
-Odin: Hey, you okay? Uh... I didn't do it! It was him! *throws the dice at Razor*
That's when you know you've entered... the Charas Pub... Zone.
Post by: EvilShadowX1 on September 06, 2005, 03:42:05 PM
Razor: O_o
ESX1: I'll have a mocha, too much coke = all coke Skills in the subset >.< *pulls out a small tablet*
ESX1 Level 23
L-ARM: Coke Bottle
R-ARM: Coke Bottle Top
HEAD: Hat
BODY: Coke shirt
SKILL SETS
N A M E| % C o l l e c t e d
Coke
Powa 100%
Axe
Tricks 10%
Magic 100%
Crafting 100%
Post by: Darkfox on September 06, 2005, 05:07:53 PM
Darkfox Level: More Than You!
L-Arm: Gold Claws
R-Arm: Gold Claws
Head: Ears
Body: Ragged shirt
SKILL SETS
N A M E| % C o l l e c t e d
Saber (Spirit)
Powa MORE THAN J00!
Fist
Tricks MORE TRICKS THAN J00!
Magic I DON'T KNOW!!
Crafting AGHHH!!!! CRAFTING!!!
Change Gender 100%
Post by: Drace on September 06, 2005, 05:16:17 PM
Drace level: 69
L-Arm: Shield
R-Arm: Blade of Hades
Head: Hair
Body: Black Celtic-Rock shirt
L-Shoulder: Monkey
SKILL SETS
N A M E| % C o l l e c t e d
Telekinesis 0%
Meditation 25%
Blade of Hades 80%
Pyrokinesis 0%
Cryokinesis 0%
Crazy monkey sidekick 150%
Post by: Darkfox on September 06, 2005, 05:23:56 PM
*later*
Chris: THERE'S AN EVIL MONKEY IN MY CLOSET!!!
"And that is how it AAAALLLL began..."
Post by: Bluhman on September 06, 2005, 05:35:51 PM
Bluhman Level: Shmexy
L-arm: Helicopter
R-arm: Mac 10
Head: A bulls head
Body: Shmexy
SKILL SETS
N A M E| % C o l l e c t e d
Spindash 3458%
Gender change 75%
Rockin out 52%
Shmexy Yes%
Dy'a wanna duck? 1%
A what? 35%
A duck 48%
A what? 83%
A duck 28%
Oh! a duck! 100%
Post by: Darkfox on September 06, 2005, 05:40:09 PM
*Uses Saber (Spirit) on Bluhnuhnuh*
Razor: Bluhnuhnuh Split!!
Everybody: *sigh*
Razor: Ok... yeah, that one was kinda lame.
Post by: Razor on September 06, 2005, 09:50:12 PM
*swallows tablet with coke*
Razor: The pink ones stop you from screaming!
Drace: Let us try test that theory. *hits Razor in the head with a baseball bat*
Razor: AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!! Nnnnnnnnnnggg! Rrrrr! Drace! I'm going to kill you!
Drace: But I thought you said --
Razor: The one I took was a panadol!!
Drace: *starts backing away from Razor as he gets up* Ahh the Hell with this. *smacks Razor over the head again*
Razor: *out cold*
Post by: Darkfox on September 07, 2005, 12:38:21 AM
Post by: Bluhman on September 07, 2005, 12:49:57 AM
*Grabs the green tablet and eats it.*
Bluhnuhnuh: It's working!!!
*Bluhnuhnuh turns into... the bluhb!*
Bluhb: GLUB BLUB! Will absorb anything! Must eat the world! I like gelatin! Bloop.
Post by: WarxePB on September 07, 2005, 01:01:54 AM
-Warxe: AHHHhhhh *absrobed into Bluhb*
-Odin: Now he can't return! Muahahahaha!
-Kratos: I thought you were one of his allies...
-Odin: I am, but that doesn't mean I can't pick on him.
-Xios: Hey, with that thing I can absorb everything and become the ruler of whatever's left!
-Jani: *sweatdrop* *slaps Xios*
-Odin: Uh oh, it's not pleased yet! &throws Razor into the Bluhb*
-Razor: I'll get you back... *absorbed into Bluhb*
-Odin: FREE BEER FOR EVERYONE! Until next post, that is...
Post by: Darkfox on September 07, 2005, 01:08:45 AM
Xios: Behind you...
Odin: What?
*a pink streak goes by again*
Odin: *turns around* Huh?
Xios: <.< >.> it's quiet...
Jani: Too quiet...
???: *high pitch girly voice* Zantetsuken!!!
Odin: AGHHH!! *decapitated by pink figure* this sucks...
???: *dressed like ninja in pink with katanas bigger than her body* Kawaii Chibi Pink Happy Japanese Eyes Kungfu Fox-chan strikes again!! *giggles then streaks off*
Xios: One thing to say... "What the hell?"
Ominous Voice: RANDOMALITY!
Post by: coasterkrazy on September 07, 2005, 01:14:35 AM
*The room becomes quiet and everyone starts staring.*
CK: Uh... free donuts from me!
Post by: WarxePB on September 07, 2005, 01:16:12 AM
-Ominous Voice: RANDOMALITY!
-Xios: Okay, that it. *rolls six*
-Ominous Voice: You can't kill me! I'm the Omi- AGGH! *sliced into little pieces*
-Kratos: *raiding the cellar* ...hmm?
-Xios: Stealing beer? I would've thought better of you, angel boy.
-Kratos: Everyone has a dark side.
-Odin: Hey, could someone sew my head back on? Anybody? Please?
-Jani: *whips out a bunch of deadly-looking tools and stuff* Oh, I'll do it...
-Odin: NOOOOO! *tries to roll away*
-Jani: Come back here! *grabs Odin's head and takes it to a back room*
-Odin: NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo....... *yells drowned out by machinery*
-Jani: Good as new! *Odin walks out with his head on backwards*
-Xios: You're not a doctor.
-Jani: I am now.
-Kratos: ...hey, donuts. *grabs a bunch of donuts from CK*
Post by: Darkfox on September 07, 2005, 01:16:55 AM
Xios: Sounds like an idea...
Darkvixen: Don't that hurt?
Odin: Once you hit the 100th time you kinda get used to it.
Post by: Bluhman on September 07, 2005, 01:32:09 AM
*The bluhb eats odin, odin's backwards head, kratos, and coastercrazy The Bluhb is now roughly the size of Australia.*
Jani: Why the heck hasn't the pub burst from the immense size of the bluhb yet?
Darkvixen: ... Maybe because the pub already WAS roughly the size of Australia?
Bluhb: RARR!!!
*The bluhb eats Xios and Jani. The bluhb is now the size of canada.*
Darkvixen: ... So it's all going to end like this...
Post by: coasterkrazy on September 07, 2005, 01:36:03 AM
CK: Yes, Darkvixen this is how it's going to end.
Post by: Darkfox on September 07, 2005, 01:38:11 AM
Odin: I didn't even ger a pretty nurse...
*Pink Fox comes in dressed like a nurse*
PF "Ready for your medication Mr. Odin?
Odin "No! Stay away! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
***
Jani: Where did Odin go?
Xios: He ran out of here screaming about "Not cute... evil... pure evil!"
Kratos: Zoinks!
--
Xios: I wonder if he was talking about me ^^
Jani: Shut up. *slaps Xios*
--
Darkvixen: JINKIES! ...Jinkies?
PF: I wonder what got into him?
Everybody: ZOINKS!!
--
Warxe: Yowzers!
Odin: Huh? Where'd you come from!
--
Warxe: From my parents Eddy!
Ed: ...hey... hmmmm... thats my bread!
Edd: Line Ed... Line.
Ed: No thanks, I'm not hungry.
Edd: *sigh*
Pink Fox: ... ... *pokes the side of Bluhb with a pin*
Post by: Bluhman on September 07, 2005, 01:48:05 AM
*The Bluhb starts to shrink*
Bluhb: *All darth vader style* NNOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo................!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The Bluhb shrinks back down to the size of 3 heads. Everyone is now freed from the Bluhb's gelatinous stature.*
Bluhb: Oh damn... Must... find... TABLET...
Post by: Darkfox on September 07, 2005, 01:59:51 AM
Xios: Ok... I think I'm with Odin... *runs*
Kratos: O.O;; omg! Pink Foxilla! *runs*
Post by: Razor on September 07, 2005, 07:52:04 AM
Razor: Hey where'd Foxilla go?
Warxe: *dies* *respawns* *dies* *respawns* I dunno. *dies*
---Tokyo---
Japaneseman: Foxirra! *points*
Foxilla: SQUUEEEEEE!! *destroys buildings*
---Charas Pub---
Razor: This isn't going anywhere. *patrons get stuck in a dungeon*
*orcs appear*
Drace: Gasp! Orcs! *rolls 78*
Razor: 78? What's that do?
Warxe: I dunno. *dies*
Post by: Greeny341 on September 07, 2005, 11:43:27 AM
Post by: Drace on September 07, 2005, 03:16:19 PM
Odin: Hey! That's my skill! *rolls 78*
Warxe: w00t! *dies*
Post by: Darkfox on September 07, 2005, 04:09:18 PM
Computerized Voice: ERROR!! INVALID VALUE!!! SERVER ERROR!!! CRASH INEVITABLE!! ERROR ERROR ERROR!!! *the Orcs vaporize along with the dice and dungeon* PROGRAM... TERmminaaaateeeddd...
Darkvixen: O.o ... ... ... YAY I WON!!! *dances about*
Post by: WarxePB on September 07, 2005, 04:41:14 PM
-Warxe: Aw... I wanted to play whatever we were playing... *dies, but rewinds back to before he said that*
-Warxe: Aw... I wanted to play whatever we were playing... *dies, but rewinds back to before he said that*
-Warxe: Aw... I wanted to play whatever we were playing... *dies, but rewinds back to before he said that*
-Warxe: Aw... I wanted to play whatever we were playing... *dies, but rewinds back to before he said that*
-Warxe: Aw... I wanted to play whatever we were playing... *dies, but rewinds back to before he said that*
-Warxe: Aw... I wanted to play whatever we were playing... *dies, but rewinds back to before he said that*
-Warxe: Aw... I wanted to play whatever we we-
-All: WE GET THE POINT!
-Warxe: *dies*
Post by: Razor on September 07, 2005, 09:54:54 PM
Post by: Razor on September 08, 2005, 11:21:50 PM
Post by: Rywho on September 08, 2005, 11:47:30 PM
Razor:oh quite whinning, it's not like I beat you with my baseball bat.
Rywho:yeah but still ow*puts his hand away, he left eye marred*this will take a few seconds to heal.
Razor:and that's a problem why?
Post by: Drace on September 09, 2005, 08:54:42 AM
*Everyone looks at Warxe*
Post by: Razor on September 09, 2005, 12:44:13 PM
Warxe: I sense great pain. *casts barrier*
*Ãœber Bahamut appears and casts ÃœBERBLAUMANNERISM which annihilates half of the universe*
Warxe: Yay I survived.
Post by: Drace on September 09, 2005, 01:44:20 PM
Post by: Bluhman on September 09, 2005, 10:34:54 PM
Everybody else: *dies*
Pub: *dies*
Hell: *dies*
(Meanwhile, in the netherpub,)
Bluhman: Aww darn. Now we's all dead n' stuff!
Warxe: Hey don't look at me like that?
Bluhman: Oh sure! "Let's all die! All the cool people are doing THAT!!!" Psh.
Post by: Darkfox on September 09, 2005, 10:38:24 PM
Post by: Razor on September 10, 2005, 07:24:26 AM
Trevlac: *uses phoenix up*
Drace: *uses phoenix sideways*
World: *a splodes*
Razor: *rejoyces for injokes*
Post by: Darkfox on September 10, 2005, 07:29:11 AM
Warxe: ... no effect.
*Fat Opera Lady Appears and sings, world a splodes again*
Warxe: How many times has the world asplode'd again?
FFL2and3rocks: OMG! HE SAID ASPLODE!! *asplodes*
Darkfox: ...
Warxe: ...how about we say none of this ever happened?
Darkfox: Works for me...
Post by: Drace on September 10, 2005, 08:45:28 AM
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Razor put the paint brush back in the tin, for the last time. He stood back and admired his work. Weregnome came up.*
Weregnome: Nice paint job. But did you have to make it luminescent green?
Razor: Yes, yes I did. *Razor pulled out a key.*
Razor: I have the beer and wine all set up, it's ready! Just one twist of this key and the lock mechanism should function properly, allowing us access into the pub.
Weregnome: Just open the door.
*And so Razor did.*
*Next day*
Razor: So... *waits behind bar for eager drunkards*
Post by: Razor on September 10, 2005, 09:12:04 AM
Warxe: ...
Darkfox: Maybe it was better off when everything a sploded.
But then, in the future, which is actually the past...
Razor: Maybe I should read a book, about how the pub flourishes and lots of weird stuff and people happens.
Weregnome: Dude... Whatever... *drinks Canadian Club*
Post by: Drace on September 10, 2005, 09:58:21 AM
Razor: This makes me nacious.
Drace: Ok, ok. No worries. I still have the back-up Blue-Ray-Cd.
Razor: Blueeeeee........... *eats Blue-Ray-CD*
Post by: Razor on September 10, 2005, 11:49:25 AM
Narrator that sounds like PeeWee Herman: Hey guys! I found Disk 2! *inserts*
*Charas goes offline, every thing is deleted, then it comes back online and everyone starts off somewhere else*
*camp fire*
Razor: Noodles anyone?
Warxe: I'm cold.
Zero: I can help that. *throws Warxe on fire* *fire goes out*
Razor: You spilt my noodles! *chases after Warxe and Zero*
Drace: You put out the fire! *chases too*
*starts raining*
Darkfox: I'm gonna blame you for that. I just want an excuse to join in. *takes chase too*
Post by: Drace on September 10, 2005, 07:46:22 PM
Darkfox: The Twilight Zone!
Drace: *looks at should, no monkey* Nope.
Darkfox: *looks under shirt* Yeah, you're right. I'm no Darkvixen. *sniff* *sob*
Post by: WarxePB on September 10, 2005, 07:54:35 PM
-Warxe: Who knows.
*A monster jumps out of the woods*
-Monster: Um... grr?
-Zero: :O A monster!
*Everything goes FMV as the monster uses one of its giant claws to cut down a few nearby trees*
-Warxe: *looks at self* Cool, I'm 3D!
Post by: Darkfox on September 10, 2005, 08:35:00 PM
Drace: *the onions land at his feet* Oh no... on-on... WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! *begind bawling*
Colonel Sentana: *shoots down door*
Razor: O.o there's a thing called a doorknob...
CS: I know...
Warxe: O.o uh... I was shot -_- *dies and respawns*
Post by: Razor on September 11, 2005, 10:42:30 AM
*door gets up*
Razor: Oooh creepy.
Darkfox: I wonder what is on the other side of it... *opens door, gets hit by THE TWILIGHT ZONE, instantly turning into female version*
Darkvixen: DAMMIT! *blows up Title*
Grandy: So... you doing anything later?
Darkvixen: ...
Post by: Drace on September 11, 2005, 10:43:42 AM
Post by: Razor on September 11, 2005, 11:13:31 AM
TheIllusiveFish: I'm bored.
White: I'm annoying.
Drace: Hooray for pub!
Razor: I shouldn't be here.
*party enters*
Drace: toldya we'd get somewhere cool.
Razor+Razor: Double you tee EFF?!
Drace+Drace: Lolololololol!
Post by: Drace on September 13, 2005, 05:41:05 AM
Post by: Bluhman on September 13, 2005, 09:11:39 PM
Everybody: Oh no! The pub is going to eat us! Run for your life!
Everybody: OK!
*Everybody ran*
Bluhman: Woah... Where's everybody running to?
Drace: I have no idea.
Razor: That's a weird name for somebody... really... "Everybody"?
*Everybody is eaten by the pub*
Everybody: HELP!!! I'M BEING DIGESTED!!!
Grandy: Who cares?
Everybody: EVERYBODY DOES!!!
Bluhman: And who else?
Everybody: I HATE MY NAME!!!
Post by: Razor on September 13, 2005, 10:13:04 PM
Drace: Ow...
Razor: Where were you when we needed you? Back on that horrible day of September the 11th...
*flash back*
Razor: *twiddling thumbs* waiting for someone to post, someone like Drace for example
*following day*
Razor: I haven't slept for 48 hours!
*following day*
Bluhman: LIZKMEMOG IE POSTEEd11
Drace: *posts*
Razor: *smacks Drace*
Post by: Bluhman on September 13, 2005, 10:56:47 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Bluhman: LIZKMEMOG IE POSTEEd11
I can spell...
Post by: Drace on September 14, 2005, 05:12:15 AM
Post by: Darkfox on September 14, 2005, 06:00:24 AM
???: BRRRROOOOOCCCCOOOOLLLLIIIIII!!! *earth shakes*
Post by: Razor on September 14, 2005, 07:21:04 AM
Bluhman: Screw you!
*flash back*
Razor: It was my flashback, and I'll have you speak like I want.
Bluhman: LIEZKMOG!11BBQ 5(|2E\x/ j00!!11lolpwn
Post by: Kinslayer on September 15, 2005, 06:25:29 PM
*And so he does*
Post by: Darkfox on September 15, 2005, 07:37:37 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 16, 2005, 04:01:13 PM
Razor: Well you see it has to do with those doa holograms... And I ran out of tissues... and
MT11: Not listening! Lalalalala!
Post by: Linkizcool on September 18, 2005, 03:05:42 AM
Linkizcool:WOW I'm late
Mt11:You look underage
Linkizcool:YOU...YOU...um whatever
Mt11:Heres a beer!!
Linkizcool:Thanks!
*Glug Glug Glug*
Linkizcool:Bulberlibertifious...*hic*
Mt11:You're underage...
Linkizcool:Like I care...
Razor:That'a boy!
Post by: coasterkrazy on September 18, 2005, 03:28:15 AM
Post by: Darkfox on September 18, 2005, 04:28:41 AM
MT11: Mmmaybe...
Lightwolf: Who would put that IN a beer mug next to a beer mug with actual beer in it?
Grandy: *whistles while walking away*
Linkizcool: AGHH! IT'S DISOLVING MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Darkfox: Actually it's mixing it all together and... yeah... pretty much disolving.
Post by: Dragonium on September 28, 2005, 05:48:34 PM
Drace: Yeah.
Dragonium: Right.
Razor: Of course.
Dragonium: Certainly.
*Charas Pub a splode into nothingness*
*Banjo plays, screen fades out slowly*
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on September 28, 2005, 07:07:34 PM
ZKX: Is it just me or am I getting an odd "We's all gonna die" feeling?
Talking Shoe: Just you
ZKX: Oh, all right then.
Post by: Razor on September 28, 2005, 09:16:34 PM
Future Warxe: Something like that.
Future TIF: Actually I'm only here to annoy.
Razor: Huh?
Warxe: Uh huh...
TIF: Yeah, that sounds like something I'd do.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 29, 2005, 03:40:05 PM
Post by: shadus on September 29, 2005, 03:48:49 PM
*Guy hits him in the head and he lands outside*
Shadus:Oh realy?
*Shadus looks around and sees a rabbit*
*He picks it up*
Shadus:Now you'll die!
*Uses evil powers and turns the rabbit to a soinc like guy*
Shadus:Now my Evil Bunnie Attack!Oh and you may have this sword.Now attack my Sword Rabbit.
Sword Rabbit: Dude...
Post by: WarxePB on September 29, 2005, 03:48:52 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 29, 2005, 04:13:17 PM
Post by: Darkfox on September 29, 2005, 04:52:07 PM
LW: Your not a goddess...
Inukaraga: SILENCE MORTAL!!
LW: I'm not a mortal... I'm a god beast.
Inukaraga: Oh... uh...
LW: You know, you've got some pretty eyes...
Inukaraga: *is already gone*
LW: ...ok then...
*world asplodes*
Warxe: I SAID 10 DAYS!!
World: Oops... *goes back together*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 29, 2005, 05:12:31 PM
World: Do you mind?
MT11: Oops, I guess I went a little far there. *Burps out world*
*Meanwhile in the Charas pub*
Warxe: Where's Moosetroop gone? ARGH THE SUN!!! WHERE IS THE SUN??!! Ahh, It's back. What's that smell?
Post by: Drace on September 29, 2005, 05:19:10 PM
Future Razor: I.... uhm.... we.... uhm.... 9 11!
Drace: What?
FRazor: *runs away*
Post by: Dragonium on September 29, 2005, 06:18:43 PM
Drace: For what?
Dragonium: I dunno, anything. Preparation lawya shelps.
Drace: What?
Dragonium: I mean preparation always helps.
Drace: Yes. Yes it does.
Dragonium: So?
Drace: Every man for himself!
Razor: Woo! *Engages Improbability Drive*
*Pub reappears in Austria, shaped like a bowl of fruit*
Dragonium/Orange: Umm... Dude...
Razor/Apple: Yeah...
Drace/Banana: Why am I a banana?
Odin/Watermelon: ZANTET -- Wait...
Zaphod: Far out!
Dragonium/Orange: Where the hell did you come from?
Post by: Drace on September 29, 2005, 06:53:47 PM
Drace: So. The awnser's still 42?
Post by: Dragonium on September 29, 2005, 07:24:56 PM
Drace: 41+1?
Dragonium: Nope.
Drace: How many people are in the Charas Pub at the moment?
Dragonium: Nah.
Drace: The percentage of beers Razor sells which are unfit for human consumption?
Dragonium: No... Wait, I know...
[[[THE CHARAS PUB EPISODE II - QUEST FOR THE ULTIMATE QUESTION]]]
Razor: You couldn't frickin' resist, could you?
Post by: Razor on September 30, 2005, 10:03:21 AM
Drace: Shouldn't be too hard.
*image of 1200x1200 gold coloured image*
Drace: *sideshow bob style shudder*
Post by: WarxePB on September 30, 2005, 12:54:10 PM
-Xios: What a crappy name for a quest.
-Warxe: Time to get this joint hoppin yo. *starts breakdancing*
Post by: Drace on September 30, 2005, 01:23:59 PM
Drace: .....
Drag: ....
Warxe: .....
Xios: ....
Odin: ....
MT11: ....
Razor: OK! OK!
Post by: Dragonium on September 30, 2005, 01:56:40 PM
Dragonium: Right, whatever.
Warxe: These names suck. Who keeps coming up with them?
MT11: Fufufu... *Crouching behind desk with notebook*
Warxe: O_o
PA Speaker: Ding-dong! The ultimate question is -- FFtTftWWhUUUuuunT.
Razor: *Holding electric cable* Yay! Now we can plug in this Washing Machine I found!
Mr. Saturn: Ding! Razor make frown on everyone? Say yes to me? Say no to me?
Post by: Razor on October 01, 2005, 02:05:23 PM
Drace: What? *turns 8 bit* Bloop!
Razor: Bleep beep!
Warxe: Zoop!
Odin: Bleep Bep Bloop Blin!
Warxe: Bloooooooop! *dies*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 02, 2005, 10:57:45 AM
Post by: Razor on October 02, 2005, 01:08:16 PM
MT11: *drinks* whew, it's a bit dry. *starts drying up*
Razor: as it should be!
MT11: *slowly dehydrates, dies, turns into a skeleton which turns into dust*
Razor: Real dry!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 02, 2005, 01:14:11 PM
Dragonium: HWAAAAAAAAAA! *Karate kicks Chan in the groin*
Jackie Chan: Ooouuughhhh... *Falls over*
Post by: Tomi on October 03, 2005, 01:52:00 AM
Razor: Evacuate the pub--*a splode!!!!*
All: *Toasted...*
Post by: WarxePB on October 03, 2005, 03:52:17 PM
Post by: Bluhman on October 03, 2005, 07:31:16 PM
Post by: Razor on October 04, 2005, 08:01:47 AM
Razor: He did it to emulate that all that had happened to this point was in fact a story. Also, he died, so why ask him?
Red: Ask questions later. Kill first. It makes sense.
Razor: What? No it doesn't.
Red: *kills Razor* See?
Post by: WarxePB on October 04, 2005, 01:32:58 PM
-Warxe: Shut up already! *kills MT11*
-Xios: How did you manage to kill something?
-Warxe: Through the magical powers of narration!
-Xios: Hmm, I see. Wait... if I could control this 'narration...'
-Kratos: ...you could rule the world?
-Xios: Shut up!
-Kratos: Your predicability never ceases to amaze me... *grabs a beer mug and smashes it over his own head*
-Xios: Ah ha! I shall become the new Narrator!
-Warxe: shut up n00b... Wait, I didn't mea-
-Xios: You dare insult your god!?!?!?!?!? *Warxe impodes in the most gruesome way imaginable*
-Jani: Stupid boys... *slaps Xios*
-Xios: Eh?
-Jani: You heard me. *slaps self*
-Xios: Stop hitting yourself! *Jani slaps herself* Stop hitting yourself! *Jani slaps herself* Ha ha, revenge is sweet! *Xios' arm falls off*
-Kratos: Heh... *Xios' other arm and a leg fall off*
-Jani: *Xios gets eaten by a giant bear that suddenly appeared in the pub*
-Warxe: *dies* Er, crap... uh, *Xios comes back to life as a pineapple* That's it!
Post by: Razor on October 04, 2005, 01:38:29 PM
Razor: Blast.
Warxe: I died, but now I'm alive! Hazoo!
Xios: Silence! *kills Warxe, but he respawns*
Drace: So how will we escape?
Razor: Ok. Here's the plan. Drace, you and MT11 and Bluhman go down the colon, see if you can find us an escape tunnel. Me and Warxe and others will stay here, so that one of you guys can come back and tell us if there's a way out.
Drace: Whatever!
MT11/Bluhman: Yay! *they all leave*
Razor: Come on then.
Warxe: Where you going?
Razor: Through the mouth, of course! Only an idiot would go that way.
Xios: Precisely. Hey, where's Zero?
***
Zero: Hey guys, wait up!
Drace: Hurry up, you, you, yeah!
Post by: Bluhman on October 04, 2005, 04:43:53 PM
Bluhman: *draws out lit dynamyte*
Drace: What the!? Why are you doing that!? We'll all die!
Bluhman: No we won't! It's full of stomach poison!
MT11: What's the point of it?
Bluhman: Simple! it'll make the bear throw up!
Zero: Works for me, though it sounds a bit odd.
Dynamite: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO-MUH!
*Back in the stomach*
Razor: Did you hear something?
Flood: *Comes raging along up through the small intestines, spleen, and all those other body parts unbothered to mention.*
Warxe: *Caught up in the flood of gutjuice and poop* AAAAGHH and EEEWWW!!!
*Outside*
Bear: BARF. *Dies*
Bluhman: We're saved!
*Everyone catches horrible diseases due to lack of sanitation*
Post by: Razor on October 05, 2005, 05:46:07 AM
Razor: I got menangococcyl!
Warxe: I got heppititus B!
Drace: I got leprocy!
Bluhman: I got syphallis!
Everyone but Bluhman: O_o
Everyone and Bluhman: *laughs*
DISEASE! CATCH THEM ALL!
Post by: WarxePB on October 05, 2005, 01:22:30 PM
-Drace: Bring it!
-Warxe: Hepatitus B, use Instant Death on Leprosy!
*Leprosy takes 200 damage*
-Drace: Counter it with Dismembered Arm!
*Hepatitus B takes 200 damage*
-Lawyer: I use Copyright Infringement linked with Billion-Dollar Lawsuit!
*Hepatitus B and Leprosy take 500 million damage. Hepatitus B and Leprosy faint!*
-Lawyer: I'm a representative of Pokemon! We're suing all of you for 1... BILLION.... DOLLARS... EACH! *holds pinky to mouth*
-Warxe: But we don't have that much...
-Lawyer: Well, get it. Or else... *walks away laughing*
Post by: Dragonium on October 05, 2005, 03:15:02 PM
Lawyer: WHERE?!?!
Dragonium: *Shoots Lawyer in the face with a shotgun*
Razor: O_o
Dragonium: You'd be surprised how effective that is sometimes.
Razor: ...
Drace: ...
Dragonium: ...
Razor: ...
Dragonium: *Dies of omglolpwneditis*
Everyone and Bluhman: W000t!! *Party breaks out*
Post by: Razor on October 06, 2005, 07:21:32 AM
Warxe: Ow! Why'd you do that?
Drace: Cause you told me to.
*flash back*
Warxe: Drace, bite me.
*flash forward*
Warxe: That never happened!
Drace: Want me to replay the flashback?
Warxe: Hmpf.
Full Moon: *appear*
Warxe: *turn into Drace*
Razor: WTF?
Drace: He turned into a WereDrace.
WDWarxe: You mean I'm Drace now?
Razor: *hands mirror*
WDWarxe: *sees reflection* OMG *shoots self*
Drace: Hey! Should I be taking that as an insult?
Razor: Yes Drace.
Drace: Hey!
Post by: Drace on October 06, 2005, 11:00:35 AM
Drace: That's not Drace! That's a clone!
Razor: Oh god. Not again.
Drace: Wah?
Razor: Everytime that you haven't posted in the pub for a while you make the damn stupid joke over and over again.
Drace: ... But I'm the real Drace.
Razor: Then where's the monkey?
Drace: What monkey.
Razor: *looks at other Drace, gets poop thrown at him* That's the real Drace allright.
Post by: Razor on October 06, 2005, 12:31:32 PM
Drace: Quit using your pub to speak to me directly.
Razor: Bite me.
Drace: *does so*
Full Moon: Hi.
Razor: *turns into WereDrace*
Drace: Hah!
Razor: *shoots self*
Drace: Hey!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 06, 2005, 02:06:48 PM
MT11: *Bites Drace*
*Full moon*
Moosedrace: GroaoooooooOooooo!
Post by: Razor on October 06, 2005, 02:53:38 PM
Full Moon: Still here.
MT11: *turns into Pacman*
PacMT11: Wakka wakka wakka!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 06, 2005, 03:08:49 PM
Post by: Dragonium on October 06, 2005, 03:41:17 PM
Full Moon: Blah, blah.
Dragonium: No no no no!! *Morphs into Unsent Dragonium*
Razor: Ha, you suck.
Dragonium: *Opens mouth, Pyreflies come out*
Razor: Hey, what the fu... *Dissolves into thin air*
Dragonium: Ha.
Warxe: Hey, look what I got on eBay! A Yuna constume! With a Rod and everything! I'ma try it on!
Dragonium: No, really, you don't have to do that...
Warxe: *Dressed as Yuna* I have the sudden urge to dance.
Dragonium: You don't have to...
Warxe: In fact, I think I will. *Dances, multi-coloured lights fly everywhere*
Dragonium: Ack. *Dissolves*
Post by: Drace on October 06, 2005, 04:39:11 PM
Tidus: I don't get it. People die and Yuna dances. How can she dance after all the pain? With all the suffering?
Drace: *Smacks Tidus* Dude! You should have went for Rikku!
Post by: WarxePB on October 06, 2005, 04:59:45 PM
-Full Moon: ARRRRRGH! I'MMM MMMMELLLTING!!! *melts into nothingness*
-Odin: Dude... you actually look good in that costume O.o
-Warxe: I do? Well, let's try another one then. *puts Tifa costume on*
-Kratos: ...are you some sort of transvestite?
-Warxe: Yeah, probably.
-Jani: Warxe, you suck.
-Warxe: You're just jealous because I look better than you.
-Jani: ...shut up..
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 06, 2005, 06:24:17 PM
Post by: Drace on October 06, 2005, 06:55:56 PM
Razor: What?
Drace: *points at Moose kissing Tifa*
Razor: *Gasp*
Tifa: *tabs Razor and Drace on the shoulder* Hi guys.
Drace: Wait, if you're here then is that...?
Razor: WARXE?!
Post by: Dragonium on October 06, 2005, 07:01:42 PM
Moose: =)
Razor: -_-
Drace: XD
Warxe: O_O
Dragonium: o_~ *Eye twitches*
Editor: Cut, cut! Look Drag, you'll have to fix the eye problem, befor --
Dragonium: *Brutally cuts Editor into seven and a half pieces*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 06, 2005, 07:35:17 PM
Post by: WarxePB on October 06, 2005, 08:19:29 PM
-Odin: ...wait, how do you manage to put a costume over your regular clothing?
-Warxe: I manage. Hmm... *wanders off looking for good-looking video game girl costumes*
-Xios: Hey... *puts on Squall costume* YES! MY LIFELONG DREAM HAS FINALLY COME TRUE!
-Odin: Your lifelong dream is to be Squall?
-Xios: Not specifically Squall, but just someone else. See, it's the best way to infiltrate governments, because they can disable appearence spells, but they can't disable costumes...
-Kratos: ...predictable...
-Xios: Whatever.
-Warxe: I got it! *comes back as Joanna Dark*
-Xios: Who?
-Warxe: You know, from Perfect Dark?
-Xios: ...no.
-Jani: If he gets to be shapely women, I want to be a giant muscular guy! *puts on a SF Ryu costume* Huh? Huh? Yeah, that's what I thought!
-All: ...
Post by: Drace on October 07, 2005, 07:52:00 AM
Post by: Razor on October 07, 2005, 10:03:01 AM
Drace: Why do I have the feeling you have something to do with this?
Razor: Details, details! Just buy beer!
Post by: Drace on October 08, 2005, 06:08:01 PM
Mel Gibson: ... Just drop it kid. I'm the only fake-scot here.
Post by: shadus on October 08, 2005, 06:13:39 PM
Drace:Ok then.
*Drace eat's Shadus.*
Post by: Razor on October 09, 2005, 10:35:47 AM
Razor: Wear a dress or get out.
Darkvixen: Fiiine.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 09, 2005, 01:38:10 PM
Razor: Hmm....
Drace: Don't tempt him!!!
Post by: Drace on October 09, 2005, 02:13:14 PM
Razor: Hmmmm.....
Drace: For god's sake! *smacks Moose*
Post by: Razor on October 10, 2005, 01:06:42 AM
Razor: Mmm, skeletal goodness.
MT11: A no skin bar was a great idea!
Drace: Why did you tempt him?!
Post by: Drace on October 10, 2005, 04:54:52 PM
Drace: >.< Damn muscles...
Post by: WarxePB on October 11, 2005, 02:50:10 PM
-Odin: Whoa man, no need to yell.
-Warxe: Er sorry, sticky Shift key. Anyways, other than Word Association and DF's RPs, the Charas Pub is the largest thread on Charas.
-Razor: Go me.
-Drace: Yeah? Well, my pub is better! *shows obviously edited image (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/odinthegreat1/dracepub.png)*
-Warxe: Wow. 5 million pages? How long did it take you to spam it up to that?
-Jani: Um, Warxe...
-Warxe: What?
-Jani: The image is obviously edited.
-Warxe: ...yeah, I knew that. I was just humoring him.
-Xios: Idiot... -_-
Post by: Drace on October 11, 2005, 06:41:22 PM
Warxe: ..... 5000.... wow. That takes long.
Odin: Decapitates Warxe.
Warxe: What'd you sa....*head gets cut off*
Post by: Razor on October 11, 2005, 10:30:45 PM
Razor: Oh noes 1 it's Death!
Drace: Hey Death, don't scratch yourself!
Death: I'll do whatever I bloody like... *scratches self, dies*
Razor: Oh noes! A world without Death! What now?
Decapitated Warxe: I'm still alive! Yahoo!
Odin: Shut up! *kill*
3 pieces Warxe: Still alive! Yay!
Odin: Silence! *multiple cutting*
142 pieces Warxe: I CAN STILL FEEL PAIN YOU KNOW
Post by: shadus on October 12, 2005, 06:26:30 PM
Razor:Realy...Hey Warxe get over here.
Warxe:What?
Razor:Hey kid wana play a game?
Shadus:What?
*Razor attacks Warxe*
Warxe:You know you killed Death right?
Razor:Oh right....
Shadus:You killed my father!
*Everyone in bar dies.*
*Werxe comes back to life.*
Warxe:Oh no it's Deaths son!
Shadus:Hey you come back to life!
*Shadus kills Warxe and he comes back to life.*
Shadus:This is fun.Oh I guess the others have had more death than they can take.
*The others come back to life.*
Post by: Dragonium on October 12, 2005, 07:14:37 PM
Nilsson: ... Yeah... *Kills everyone with an SMG*
Trogdor: *Burninates Pub*
God: Yeah! 2 points!
Noah: Good call! *High five*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 12, 2005, 07:27:50 PM
Noah: Also a good call!
Post by: shadus on October 12, 2005, 07:32:59 PM
Guy:Look!At last someone is here to save us from the belly of the moose!
Shadus:Nay,I'm just going to kill you.
*Guy dies.*
Post by: Drace on October 12, 2005, 08:16:33 PM
-----------------------------
Shadus: *sniff* *sniff* What's that?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 12, 2005, 08:18:12 PM
Post by: shadus on October 12, 2005, 08:21:29 PM
Shadus:What the...
Guy:Oh no the Sky is falling!
Shadus:Oh just Die...
*The guy Dies*
Shadus:How miny other of you guys are there?
1000 Guys:We don't know.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 12, 2005, 09:09:37 PM
Jesus: Damn straight
Noah: Bad call.....
God: But, I made him into an *ss (what? I mean donkey, not *sshole. Jeeze, you guys.)
Shadus: Enhun!
Post by: shadus on October 12, 2005, 09:43:18 PM
*Every starts attcking Shadus*
Shadus:Hahahaha!You can't kill!
Guy:Why?
Shadus:Cuz I'm realy Lord Woffles!
MT11:He's back!Get him!
Warxe:Grab the torch and pickforks!
*Warxe die's for no reson.*
Shadus:No I was only joking
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 12, 2005, 09:52:11 PM
Saikar: Off to the land of trash with you.
'Shadus: Dur, I was only kidding guys!
Guy: Why?
Shadus: Because it's funny when I bring up Lord Woffles.
Guy: Oh no the sky is falling!
Shadus: Go die.
*Guy dies*
Bluhman: Omg, you arn't the most not unfunny guy here.
Shadus: Go die.
*Bluhman dies*
Drace: WTF! YoU kiLled WaraXe! I'm sO goNna kIll yoU!
Shadus: Go die.
*Drace dies*
Meiscool: Meh.
Shadus: Go die.
*Meiscool dies*'
God: Wow, he's almost as powerful as me..... :bend:
Post by: Razor on October 12, 2005, 10:24:32 PM
Post by: shadus on October 12, 2005, 10:25:01 PM
God:Yes?
Shadus:You know being Death isn't very fun.
God:ANd?
Shadus:Can you bring dad back to life?
God:Ok!
*Death comes back to life*
Shadus: Daddy!
Death:Son have you been kill'n people?
Shadus:Yes...
Death: Die!!!!!!!
*Shadus dies*
Post by: Razor on October 12, 2005, 10:35:44 PM
Death: Don't mind if I do! *drinks the whole glass* Keep em coming.
--------------------
Death: ...and then my wife Shirley left me.... *sobs*
Drace: Wow, Death is an emotional drunk.
Razor: And I think he has committed a lot of crimes, too. You learn things from drunk people. Scary things.
Post by: shadus on October 12, 2005, 11:44:14 PM
???:HAHAHAHAHA!
???:UHUHUUUHUH!
Meiscool:What now.
*Smoke fades*
Shadus:I'm back!
Lard waffles:Me two..
Shadus:and this time...
Death:And Nothing!DDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
*They fall dead*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 12, 2005, 11:58:52 PM
Drace: Allow me!
Ten seconds later....
Post by: Bluhman on October 13, 2005, 12:02:00 AM
Noah: Good call.
Bluhman: OWOWOWOWOW!!!
*trip, fall on bottle*
Bluhman: ACK!!! ALCOHOL IS FLAMMABLE!!! I'M MELTING!!! *Melt*
Shadus: Hahahahaahhahauahskdfjkakfakufuaefefafahfasfaoiushf111!!
Bluh-puddle: Oh laugh at yourself, funny-looking one.
Shadus: grr...>...
*Shadus dances in the puddle*
Razor: Well that seems fun!
*Razor joins in the dance, then warxe, then MT11, then drace, then all the rest.*
Post by: shadus on October 13, 2005, 12:08:01 AM
Shadus:Hey is hot here or what?
*Shadus looks up*
Shadus:Oh my goodness!Die Drace die!
Death:Hey I'm Death!
Drace:Maybe I should poop on him.
Shadus:NOOOOOOO!
Lard woffles:Let me use all power to save you...Shadus...
Shadus:No!It's cuz I listened to you that that everyone hates me!Die Woffle Die.
Death:I can deal with that.
*Woffles die forever*
Shadus:Spare me please!
Drace: Death just kill him.
Death's wife:Oh no you don't!
Drace:Oh boy
Death:.............
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 13, 2005, 12:15:38 AM
12 sips of Bluhman later....
Meiscool: Has anyone seen a Meiscool while he's dunk, hick!? Well.... I can tell you it anit a pretty sight! And then, he...
Shadus: Go die!
Meiscool: Huh? What's this lil pussy saying now?
MT11: Wait a sec! Notice how whenever some one is drunk, Shadus' death attack doesn't work on them?
Death: They know to much.....
Post by: shadus on October 13, 2005, 12:32:45 AM
Meiscool:Noh ith noth I'm to kewl!
Death:One beer ok any more and...
*Meiscool dies*
Post by: Bluhman on October 13, 2005, 12:33:53 AM
Paper: Shadus = Dead
Shadus: *Dead.*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 13, 2005, 12:37:26 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Bluhman
*Bluhpuddle writes on a paper:*
Paper: Shadus = Dead
Shadus: *Dead.*
XD
Post by: shadus on October 13, 2005, 12:44:10 AM
Razor:what's your name?
Man:Shadus
*Everyone looks at him*
MT11: Didn't we just kill you?
Shadus:Who me no.You must be thing about a evil side born of Death.
Razor:Whatever,as long as I get money.What will you have
Shadus:Milk please.
Razor:Let me guess your the good side?
Shadus:Yes how you guess?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 13, 2005, 12:49:57 AM
B: Quit coming back to life
C: Quit posting every other time someone else posts.
Meiscool: Milk? Heh, you do know that that **** comes from MT11 don't ya?
*"Good" Shadus dies*
Post by: ES2005 on October 13, 2005, 02:14:35 AM
ES2005: Hey guys, miss me?
*crickets chirp, no one answers*
ES2005: TWO dead Shaduses? God. None of that must get on my new boots.
*someone trips him, falls onto both shadues*
ES2005: Dammit! This suff stains!
Post by: Drace on October 13, 2005, 08:40:27 AM
Shadus: *comes back alive*
Drace: Oh no you don't! *pulls out the "Shadus comes back alive" wire out of his computer*
Shadus: Oh noes! I'm melting....... I'm melting.......
Post by: Dragonium on October 13, 2005, 04:45:31 PM
God: W00t!! 4 points to me!
Noah: Good call! *High five*
God: Hey, weren't you doing something for me?
Noah: Umm... No.
God: No, I'm sure there was something I'm forgetting...
Noah: No, there really wasn't.
[[Flashback!!1!1one!]]
God: So, like, Noah. I need you to go get me a bunch of animals and stuff. Y'know, all of them.
Noah: I'm not gettin' you.
God: Gotta catch 'em all.
Noah: Yay!
[[Flashforwards!1!11!oneoneone!!!1!]]
God: There was something I forgot! What is it?!
Noah: I'm telling you, there's nothing.
[[Somewhere on the Thames]]
Sheep: Mehhhh!! *Sinking in horrbily-too-small wooden boat*
Ringo Starr: Well, what an odd sight...
Post by: Drace on October 13, 2005, 05:46:39 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 13, 2005, 06:21:16 PM
...
*Goes and sits in dark corner*
Post by: Linkizcool on October 13, 2005, 09:14:21 PM
Mt11: Shhh! Im drinkin in my own little world!
Linkizcool : Hey thats my line!
Post by: Razor on October 13, 2005, 11:28:57 PM
The Regular Guys!
Razor: Further more, *sends Shadus into space*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 14, 2005, 01:34:42 AM
God: Abra Kadabra!
Bluhstone: Nice, now I'm a rock... a rock that rockzors!
God: Alakzam!
Bluhimp: .....
God: *waves fingers*
Bluhviking: :viking: I kinda like this form.
God: Die shadus!
Bluhman: Ah, tha magic words.
Noah: Sorry Drace, but if I did that, you'd never have a chance in Hell of getting laid...
Meanwhile in Gotham city....
Post by: Drace on October 14, 2005, 06:14:53 AM
Noah: Yeah, but it'll mean I won't get laid too.
Drace: Ok, ok. Make them bisexual.
Noah: Now you're talking.
Drace: Oh, wait. Make them bisexual twins.
Noah: Hey hey hey! I love your thinking!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 14, 2005, 03:51:59 PM
Bi one: Hello, do you have a bathroom?
Razor: Only if you buy a drink. Why?
Bi two: We need to all use the bathroom... at the same time.
Drace: ...
MT11: ...
Razor: Forget the drink, this way ladies...
Post by: Drace on October 14, 2005, 04:48:19 PM
MT11: Camera's monitoring the bathrooms?
Drace: Yup.
Razor: Ok, they're in. Let's watch. *watches the monitors* *bi girls change into demonic spawns*
Post by: Grandy on October 14, 2005, 05:41:28 PM
Grandy:.....
Grandy:.....
Grandy:.....
Grandy:.....
Grandy: What? I don't see a RULE saying we need to make a joke at the end of the post.
*notices monitor*
Grandy: Oooooh, bi demonic girls! *sits down to watch* Can you pass me the popcorn?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 14, 2005, 05:47:33 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 14, 2005, 07:30:58 PM
Mt11: That'd make a good movie
Dragonium: Here's your popcorn
Grandy: Thx
*Drace exits the room*
Razor: Hey look, the dracy one is on camra!
*Drace: Hey ladies..... or whatever you are. How's it goin?*
*Meiscool enters room and spys monitor*
Meiscool: Oh! What's this? Looks like some sorta demonic ritual is going on.
MT11: Hmmm. Yes, I've heard of these things. This one is to summon a God by the looks of it.
Dragonium: Yes. And by the looks of things, all they need now is the virgin sacrafice to call the God to earth.
Grandy: Well, say bye to Drace then......
12 seconds later.....
Post by: Drace on October 14, 2005, 08:12:38 PM
Razor: *Comes from under the ravage* My pub..... it.....
MT11: Blew up.... My god....
Post by: Dragonium on October 14, 2005, 08:47:31 PM
Razor: O_o
Dragonium: VRAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Razor: Um... Why the radioactivity?
MT11: Do something cool!
Razor: Uh?
MT11: He's radioactive, ergo he can do cool stuff.
Dragonium: EEEEEEEEEEWAHWAHWAHFYOOOWARRRGHBOOBOOPFYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF.
MT11: What is he doing?
Drace: Oh my god... He's talking... In Dial-Up!!!!
Razor: Oh my Lord... *Makes sign of the cross, sprays Dragonium with holy water*
Dragonium: FWEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOHOOOOOBEEBEEBEE.
Razor: It's not working!
MT11: It's the lag! Destroy it! *Smashes random AOL symbol*
Dragonium: PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHConnection Established. *Glow disappears*
MT11: Phew...
Grandy: Okay, two points.
a) Why is there nothing to do with Evil Bi Girls here?
and
2) What the hell is ergo?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 14, 2005, 09:09:14 PM
Post by: Linkizcool on October 15, 2005, 03:19:23 AM
MT11: Ummmm I think so....
Dragonium: ARG!!!! RADIOACTIVITY......OVERWHELMING......
Linkizcool: O well. Hey dragonium, can u become a living lightbulb like I did in the part of Charas Pub that got deleted?
MT11: Wat you say? Charas Pub got deleted? I don't remember that!
Linkizcool: Well duh! You got deleted! you can't remember anything after getting deleted!
MT11: Then how do you remember? O_0
Linkizcool: Well, its kinda like that movie, where the guy gets his memory erased, and then finds clues to his hidden past...
Razor: And what was your clue?
Linkizcool: Darkfox tried to slip alkaline solution into my drink!
Razor: And?
Linkizcool: Well...Ummm...Hey i dont remember anything. O_0
Post by: Razor on October 15, 2005, 07:56:16 AM
Razor: Well Drace this sure is something, hey?
Drace: I know Razor. Things certainly have changed since the old Araloth and Red Giant days.
Razor: That's right, Drace. And what about those times where interest had all but died?
Drace: Those were powerful days, Razor. Remember the crazy adventures of Warxe and the Table of One Wing?
Razor: I sure do, Drace. And what about Red's spinning on the 8Ball table?
Drace: Only old school barflies would remember that, Razor. We've also had some highly respectable names in here.
Razor: That's right, Drace. People like GhostClown and Kijuki, to mention a few names.
Drace: Indeed that's true, Razor. We've also had Rywho, and on one occasion I think even Sai'Kar.
Razor: That's pretty amazing, Drace.
Drace: It is, isn't it Razor?
Razor: Yes, Drace.
...
Now, back to your regularly scheduled posting.
Post by: Drace on October 15, 2005, 08:54:12 AM
Razor: Commentary. It's on the DVD.
Drace: Hey hey hey! We did it! We've gone DVD!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 15, 2005, 10:43:40 AM
Post by: shadus on October 15, 2005, 07:01:55 PM
Evil shadus: I'm back!
Drace: Grate...
Evil shadus: Oh die.
*Drace dies*
Good shadus: Shadus,You can't just kill someone like that!Drace comes back!
*Drace comes back to life*
Evil shadus: Oh die!
good shadus: come back!
Evil shadus: Die!
good shadus: live!
*Drace dies than lives than dies then lives*
Warxe: Now you know whats it's like to be me...
Meiscool: Why won't you die!
evil shadus: Evreyone knows that you can't kill true evil.
good shadus: But good will always win!
Drace: My head hurts.
Post by: Bluhman on October 15, 2005, 07:09:11 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 15, 2005, 08:47:34 PM
* Meiscool buys one, walks over to stero that happens to be in the corner of the pub, and inserts disc. *
Meiscool: Wow, this is great. Peace at last!
Post by: shadus on October 15, 2005, 09:05:46 PM
Meiscool: Ok
*Pulls out headphones*
CD:Oh,oh Shadussss!Why why won't you diiiee!Oh,oh,oh,ohhh!DIE Shadus,shadus!DIIEE!
Good shadus:Meiscool,Is that you singing?
*Evil shadus is reborn*
Evil shadus:Ha!They want us to die?The only why to kill us is to stab us with cross!
Meiscool:Ok
*Picks up cross and stabs evil shadus miny times.*
*Evil shadus dies and is reborn*
Evil Shadus:Just kidding..
Post by: Grandy on October 15, 2005, 09:29:57 PM
Both Shadus: Yes?
Grandy: Well, you see, it's that, you know, that thing, about, you know, the whole, like, good needs evil to exist thing, ya know? So, kinda, I mean, like, shouldn't, by the second bad Shady was dead, you know, good Shady disappear, 'cause, I mean, without evil there's no good, like, yeah, uh? So, you know, shouldn't that mean, that, you know, the whole world, you know, erm, like, you know, happen stuff?
Good Shadus: You mean, in that second?
Grandy: Like, yes, in that second.
Razor: To tell the truth we don't even need a physic law to be broken, Grandy, all we have to do is to press the improbability button.
Grandy: Like, yeah, cool........................can I?
Razor: I don't see why not.
Marvin: It's not like as if anyone would listen to what I have to say, but I have a bad feeling about this.
*Nobody listens what he has to say*
Grandy: *press button*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 16, 2005, 09:53:12 AM
Post by: Razor on October 16, 2005, 10:35:02 AM
Razor: Let's all say the Zeeky words!
Shadus: wot wrods iz taht?1
Everyone else: Zeeky Boogy Doog!
*world explodes*
Post by: Drace on October 16, 2005, 11:22:02 AM
Post by: Razor on October 16, 2005, 11:25:40 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 16, 2005, 11:34:46 AM
Post by: Bluhman on October 16, 2005, 03:35:33 PM
Thomas edison:...
Thomas edison: *Explodes in glorious, glorious light*
*UN FLASHBACK!*
MT11: I.... never remembered Thomas Edison doing that.
Bluhman: Oh he did it; my financial advisor even told me the whole story. *Points to a crazy old hobo*
Post by: coasterkrazy on October 16, 2005, 03:41:45 PM
Post by: Drace on October 16, 2005, 04:02:34 PM
Post by: coasterkrazy on October 16, 2005, 04:07:32 PM
Drace: Clearly he doesn't. It wasn't Albert Onerock who created the theory of relativity, it was Albert Tworock.
Bluhman: Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant...
Post by: Dragonium on October 16, 2005, 04:08:34 PM
Thonge: RAAAAAAAAWR. *Burninates Pub with its laser vision*
Hutch: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.
Post by: Grandy on October 16, 2005, 05:36:51 PM
Grandy: And to your right, you can see a big Thonge eating innocent people alive, and drinking their blood in a big, disgusting carnificine. Its like seeing Bluhman's first avatar, but less disgusting and a little more red. Now, to your left, you can see the zoo of the town, with Zebras! Everyone loves Zebras!
Razor: Since when did we have a zoo?
Drace: I'm more confuse by the fact we have a bus here.
Razor: And why are we talking calm like this while our beloved pub is being destroyed?
Drace: I used a transfer magic to throw our fear in someone else.
Razor: Smart. Who?
Hutch: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Grandy: And to your left again, you can see a scared peson, please don't feed it.
Post by: DarkFlood2 on October 16, 2005, 06:47:10 PM
DarkFlood: What the..?
*Continues walking
Post by: coasterkrazy on October 16, 2005, 06:49:57 PM
DarkFlood: Hey! I don't have A.D.- whoa, what's that? *runs away*
Post by: Darkfox on October 16, 2005, 06:52:39 PM
Drace: So?
DF: ...it's a fake! The real ninja is on the pot!
Drace: No way, thats the real ninja.
DF: No no, Ninja's don't just stand out in the open... he's obviously trying to trick Razor.
Razor: What!? He used the toilet without paying!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Nobody poops for free in my pub!
Grandy: Does anybody else find that a bit disturbing?
DF: ...I have no comment...
Evil Shadus: I am invincible! I am immortal!
DF: Shut up Shadus...
Shadus: Sorry...
Post by: DarkFlood2 on October 16, 2005, 07:05:37 PM
DarkFlood: Cool! A small shiny object!
*DarkFlood rams the small shiny object into the back of the nearest person (Which happens to be Shadus), Then proceeds to grab a beer and drink. Then he smashes the mug onto the head of the nearest person (Which again happens to be Shadus).
Post by: Drace on October 16, 2005, 07:13:23 PM
Shadus: Oh die.... wat? Waarom ste... VREEMDE TAAL!!!!
Drace: Heehe, I changed your vocabulary to Dutch. With 1 change. Die is changed in die instead of the Dutch word for die.
Shadus: Oh nee!!! Ik ben pwned!!!
Post by: DarkFlood2 on October 16, 2005, 07:17:51 PM
Post by: Drace on October 16, 2005, 08:15:50 PM
Nelson: *points at DF2* HA! HA!
Post by: DarkFlood2 on October 16, 2005, 08:46:51 PM
DarkFlood: DON'T..... STEAL.... MY......SANDWITCH!!!!!
*DarkFlood slashes everyone within a 20 - meter radius in half, then floats into the sky with eyes glowing red, and begins to blast energy bursts at the kegs of alcohol.
Post by: shadus on October 16, 2005, 08:58:28 PM
Evil Shadus: *Says dauch words.*
Good Shadus: DF2!I have a sandwich!
DF2: OHHH Sandwich...
*DF2 garbs the sandwich and blows Good Shadus' head off.*
Evil Shadus: *More dauch*
MT11: Drace I think you made him more annoying.
Drace: At lease he can't kill us.
Post by: DarkFlood2 on October 16, 2005, 09:10:21 PM
DarkFlood: Ohh... I don't feel soo *hic* good..
*vomits on Drace's shoes
DarkFlood: That's better.... Wait.. what was in that sandwitch?
*changes Shadus's vocabulary to engrish
Post by: shadus on October 16, 2005, 09:20:38 PM
*Good Shadus is reborn*
Good Shadus:Only the frashist fruits and vaggeis.
DF2:Vaggeis?
*DF2 pulls out sword and kills Good Shadus agian*
DF2:I want candy in my sandwich!
Post by: DarkFlood2 on October 16, 2005, 10:02:39 PM
DarkRage: I hunger for blood.... and candy.
*DarkRage charges at Drace swinging his sword wildly, but trips on good Good Shadus's corpse and cuts off evil Shadus's legs.
DarkRage: Stupid corpse!
*DarkRage eats Good Shadus's corpse.
Drace: Eww....
Evil Shadus: Ow! My legs!
DarkRage: Mmmm.... Cannibalicious.
Post by: Razor on October 16, 2005, 10:24:09 PM
Razor: *whispering calmly* Noone likes people who are invincible and noone likes people who don't. Stay. Dead. *slices DR's neck, blood flies out like a fire hose*
Drace, Grandy and Darkfox: *hold up 8 9 and 7 signs*
Post by: DarkFlood2 on October 16, 2005, 10:35:19 PM
*DarkRage removes his scarf to show the rotting flesh underneath
DarkRage: If youre so keen on killing me, Razor, you can be the first to die.
Razor: ^ Spelling error!
DarkRage: Wha..?
*Razor grabs DarkRage and tosses him out the window
3 minutes later...
*A man in a cloak walks into the bar
Man: Excuse me, can I have a drink?
Razor: We know it's you, DarkRage, get out.
Man: But I am not-
*Razor kills the man and tosses him outside.
DarkRage: Whoa.. Hate to be that guy.
*Darkrage Makes a new bar across the street.
Post by: Razor on October 16, 2005, 10:38:32 PM
Warxe: *dies upon hearing his name*
Razor: speaking of rules...
*a very large rulebook appears out of the air, crushing Darkrage*
Post by: DarkFlood2 on October 16, 2005, 10:49:03 PM
DarkRage: Hehehe I'll destroy him
*DarkRage lets out an overly dramatic clice maniacal villan laugh
DarkRage: Now to get stone cold Drunk!
*All of the sudden, out of nowhere, loud rock music begins to play and beautiful women come with the finest wines, beers, and other forms of alcohol.
Post by: shadus on October 16, 2005, 11:00:03 PM
Good Shadus:DarkRage!You are evil and I must kill evil!
*Good Shadus truns in two an angel form*
Angel Shadus:Evil must be slain!
*Pulls out sword and kills DarkRage.DarkRage truns back to DarkFlood*
Razor:Wait if you must kill evil then why won't you kill Evil Shadus?
Angel Shadus:Oh yeah.
*Truns back to Good Shadus.*
Post by: Razor on October 16, 2005, 11:01:02 PM
*all the pretty girls disappear*
*a very large person, who's sex is indeterminable appears*
Agnus: Agnus like pretty man! TAKE PRETTY MAN! *takes DR*
DR: Noooooooooooooo! Oh, alright. ;)
Razor: and now everyone
Post by: DarkFlood2 on October 16, 2005, 11:08:06 PM
Razor: Wait a minute, didn't I just take you out?
DarkFlood: No.. You took my slightly more homicidal personality, DarkRage.
Razor: But DR is just a personality.
DarkFlood: But I can split apartinto 2 different beings.
Razor: ...
*DarkFlood takes a seat opposite of the part of the bar where the urine soaked corner is, pulls out a laptop, and begins work on "The Charas Pub: The game"
Post by: Razor on October 17, 2005, 05:22:57 AM
Post by: Drace on October 17, 2005, 01:14:29 PM
Post by: theillusivefish on October 17, 2005, 01:21:10 PM
Hi!
*every thing crumbles at my n00bishness*
fish:...erm, oops
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 17, 2005, 06:14:14 PM
Post by: Dragonium on October 17, 2005, 06:39:57 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 17, 2005, 07:57:41 PM
*Seconds later*
Dragonium: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Good Shadus: I'll save you!
*Seconds later, after Dragonium gets out of the bathroom*
Dragonium: It was horrible.
Razor: Couldn't have been to bad, least it got rid of Shadus for us, at least till he posts again.
Drace: That's true. Now I only have to deal with one noob.
*Drace looks at DF with a red glow in his eyes*
Post by: Razor on October 17, 2005, 10:54:39 PM
Meiscool: Why is that?
Razor: Well, for one, his signature says he explicitly WANTS to be called DF.
Meiscool: True.
Razor: For two, Darkfox is DF. He had been DF since 2003. He is DF. N00b is n00b. Not DF.
Meiscool: Also true.
Razor: *punchline*
Meiscool: *laughter*
Ok, so I couldn't think of anything funny. Shut up.
Post by: Grandy on October 17, 2005, 11:46:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Razor: Well, for one, his signature says he explicitly WANTS to be called DF.
Erm, no, it says he DOESN'T want. He want to be called DarkFlood.
Post by: Razor on October 18, 2005, 07:06:37 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 18, 2005, 12:48:56 PM
Post by: Drace on October 18, 2005, 01:32:46 PM
Post by: Razor on October 18, 2005, 10:05:09 PM
Drace or somebody, it doesn't really matter right now: What is it?
That first guy I mentioned: Well, I realised, despite the fact he doesn't go here anymore, WE CAN STILL USE HIS CHARACTER! *lightning strike*
Warxe...? Was that his name? Warxe?: I dunno, Daaaaveee.
Yeah, it would have been Drace: Quiet you.
Xen! Yeah that's right!: Oh woe am I, I am still being used.
Wolf guy: Yes. The pwnage has commenculated.
Post by: WarxePB on October 18, 2005, 10:10:58 PM
The person formerly known as Razor: You'd lose your head if it weren't attached to your body.
Warxe...? Was that his name? Warxe?: But it isn't... *head falls off*
Soem random drunkard: O.o
Post by: Bluhman on October 18, 2005, 11:48:43 PM
Warxe...? Was that his name? Warxe?: Har har har.
Stupid: WAAAAAA!!! MY NAME'S NOT SHADUS!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 19, 2005, 01:03:22 AM
What kinda movie could we make with three guys named Clay, Humpfree and Byran.....
Stupid: I know, a sonic movie!
I'm... cool?: ......
Stupid: a samuria movie?
Later at the film studio.....
Post by: Razor on October 19, 2005, 07:15:36 AM
Ol' Blue Hair: I dunno. I don't seem to have free will any more.
That guy who has a sword: Silence you, or I'll Zantetsuken you straight to the pub.
Also, he is missing an eye: Yes master. (Although you'd be doing me a favour.
He's about to say Zantetsuken: ZANTETSUKEN! *Whatsisname with the blue and the respawning dies*
Wow you'd think I'd remember his name: Hey! My pub's unguarded! *run*
***********
He's a corpse and he's inactive but he's actually a skeleton: Hey! Free beer!
Noone else cause he's the only guy at the bar right now: *nothing*
Blue guy again: *appears in bar* Hey! Free beer!
The dead one and the other one: Yay!
Post by: Drace on October 19, 2005, 11:16:45 AM
Post by: theillusivefish on October 19, 2005, 11:29:28 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 19, 2005, 01:02:33 PM
He who wins tv trivia games: This is getting stupid.
That one who so often plucks members of the establishment of Charas and creates amusing flash movies about them: ...hoysha?
Post by: Razor on October 20, 2005, 06:35:13 AM
Tha bitch's tits, mate: Is that a good thing?
Very hot, as well: Yes. Bitch's tits is a good thing.
Like a new car: Except now we can't tell who we are.
Ugly like a bus: Silence you. Hey!!
Post by: Dragonium on October 20, 2005, 03:22:17 PM
Nice Hairdo: Ha, you all suck.
There Is No God: I'm thinking of changing my name.
Post by: Razor on October 20, 2005, 10:31:55 PM
Awwarx: This is gotten lame fast.
Ad-race: I'll say.
Etokonibbulumismoosetroop: Why do I get the stupid name?
Post by: Drace on October 21, 2005, 06:06:06 AM
Shadus: *comes back alive* j00 ©4ñ'þ ß34þ µ3 ©4ú53 ! 4µ üß3®5H4ðú5!!!!1111!!!11oneone!1!!11!!111 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Post by: Razor on October 21, 2005, 07:45:21 AM
Razor: Wow I wish it was always that easy.
Drace: Agreed.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 21, 2005, 12:45:14 PM
Corey: m@570RzZz!
Raffles: I can shoot missiles lol
Shadus: Wat ur comnd mstr???
Raffles: I can shoot missiles lol
Shadus: Lol ur funny heeheheheheheone!11!!three-two
Drace: 0_o
Razor: It's...
MT11: The N00b reunion!
*Sephiroth music begins*
Post by: Dragonium on October 21, 2005, 03:21:08 PM
Razor: Defensive positions! *Puts on bandana and warpaint*
MT11: Move, move! *Grabs a minigun*
Dragonium: Okay, what do we do?
Drace: Napalm?
Razor: Nukes?
MT11: Make a film?
Shaun of the N00bs: Gaaaaaaaaayz0rz.
Post by: Grandy on October 21, 2005, 03:50:27 PM
Razor: It's too late for him. May he rest in peace.
Gr4|\\|d`/: i pwn j00.
Post by: Drace on October 21, 2005, 06:00:19 PM
Razor: *looks around him* *coughs*
Drace: *looks down* Darnit.
Post by: Razor on October 22, 2005, 11:27:38 AM
Razor: It's not real! Furthermore, we don't even have a-
*gun misfires*
Drace: I fuckin' knew it!
Razor: Alright. But I can look up!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 22, 2005, 12:38:30 PM
Post by: Drace on October 22, 2005, 01:08:20 PM
MT11: Thank god that Darkfox can't ban.
SaiKar: *walks in* I'm here to tell you all that Darkfox can finally ban!
MT11: *smacks forehe.....
MT11's IP HAS BEEN BANNED*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 22, 2005, 01:13:02 PM
Post by: Razor on October 22, 2005, 01:55:08 PM
IDF: BAN BAN BAN BAN!!!
*Razor's account has been banned*
Razor\: Damn you!
Drace: lol!
IDF: *laser eyes*
Drace: *burns*
Post by: Dragonium on October 23, 2005, 09:09:37 AM
Alex: Hi.
IDF: BAN BAN BAN!!!!!!!
*Alex's account has been banned*
*World gets sucked into itself*
Post by: Razor on October 23, 2005, 10:11:48 AM
NewDrace: Hey look, it's InflatableDarkFox!
IDF: WHERE?!?! BANBANBANBANBAN--*disappears*
NewDrace: And that's the end of that chapter.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 23, 2005, 01:01:22 PM
Post by: Drace on October 23, 2005, 03:51:58 PM
Razor: He's *still* doing that?
MT12: If he had organs, he would puke.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 23, 2005, 06:22:27 PM
Post by: Razor on October 24, 2005, 05:28:02 AM
*audience cheers*
Red: spinspinspinspin!! *leg flies off, kills Warxe*
*audience laughs*
Post by: Drace on October 24, 2005, 08:35:51 AM
Flanders: Indeedelydeedelydoo neighbour.
Audience: *laughs*
Kelly Bundy: *walks in*
Audience: *make horny cheers*
Post by: Razor on October 24, 2005, 12:33:06 PM
audience: *hollars and hoots*
Post by: WarxePB on October 25, 2005, 04:22:03 PM
*Audience laughs*
-Warxe: Stop being so negative!
*Audience laughs*
-Xios: See? They don't stop laughing!
*Audience laughs*
-Xios: That's it! MEGATON EXPLOSION!
*Explosion sound effect, audience screams in pain*
-Xios: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Post by: Drace on October 25, 2005, 04:30:03 PM
Xios: -_-;
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 25, 2005, 05:07:40 PM
MT12: Uh-oh! Spaghettios!
Audience: *Laughs*
Post by: Razor on October 28, 2005, 11:46:54 AM
Post by: Dragonium on October 28, 2005, 03:10:47 PM
Post by: shadus on October 29, 2005, 06:06:04 AM
Razor:No one cares.
Post by: Tomi on October 29, 2005, 05:15:32 PM
Post by: Bluhman on October 29, 2005, 06:16:31 PM
Tomi: ... His mother!?
Bluhman: Oh my god. I'm running away.
Razor: Same here. I don't even want to know what gave birth to him.
*Shadus comes in, lead by a walking pile of feces.*
Shadus' mom: ...
Tomi: Is that dung!?
Evil Shadus: NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY MOMMY!!! AAAWWWRRRRGGGGHHHHEEEEDDDD!!!! *Uses his generica samurai/ninjuh skill...
Post by: Dragonium on October 29, 2005, 06:20:06 PM
*HAPPY END!*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 29, 2005, 09:36:37 PM
Post by: Razor on October 30, 2005, 09:45:17 AM
Drace: Yeah, next thing you'll see Kamikaze Watermelons.
doledy doo do doo!
Fooby: Wheeeee! *hits something, explodes*
Razor: Well that was unexpected.
Drace: No, not really.
Post by: blaman on October 30, 2005, 01:54:51 PM
Post by: Dragonium on October 30, 2005, 02:35:35 PM
Razor: ...
Drace: ...
Random H Bomb: ...
Razor: ...
Drace: ...
Dragonium: ...
Random H Bomb: *A splode*
*World explodes*
Post by: Razor on October 30, 2005, 09:26:06 PM
Warxe: Hey! Usually I'm the one to die!
Razor: Read this.
Warxe: Blah? *gets crushed by Mr Weight*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 30, 2005, 09:32:42 PM
Spicy mango chutney: Mwahahahahaha! Soon their pub will dissolve in a sea of randomness!!!
Regent Cid:
Spicy mango chutney: Yes, my lord. At once.
Post by: Dragonium on October 31, 2005, 07:54:24 PM
Warxe: Right.
Razor: I'm listening, if anyone has any ideas.
Drace: Okay, listen up. First, I shimmy in across the drainpipe, slide down the laundry chute, drop down on a rope made from Razor's old Dental Floss he tried to flush down the toilet, and grab the big diamond.
Razor: Idiot. *Murders Drace with a stapler*
*Random sounds outside*
Razor: What the hell's happening out there?
MT12: More randomness cap'n! And the engines can't take it!
Warxe: I think -- *Gets hit in the face with a paddle*
Fooby: Wheeeeeeeee! *Splat*
Something Random: *Falls off shelf*
Mr. Saturn: Ding! Kay-o!
Tybalt: Have at thee, coward!
William Shakespeare: No, no! Put more effort into it, dammit!
Tybalt: Ha\/3 A7 7|-|33, j00 nOObz0rz!!11!!1
Michael Caine: Nyeeerh.
Scouse Copper: Naebody move!!
Xios: Muahahaha! *Flies into a wall*
Auron: *Triple aneurysm*
Zeeky H. Bomb: Zeeky boogy d --
Razor: Do you mind? We have bigger problems!!
Ozzy: How did all these f*ckin' people get in 'ere? All of you, get the f*ck out of my house! Sharon! SHARON!!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 31, 2005, 08:50:14 PM
Post by: WarxePB on November 03, 2005, 02:57:08 AM
Xios: ...moo?
Warxe: *turns into a cow*
Odin: I like beef! *eats Warxe*
Razor: GAHHHH!
*Everything explodes, leaving the pubbians in a dark void of nothingness.*
Warxe: Dark void of nothingness?
Narrator: Shut up.
Drag: Now what?
Einstein: Now we wait. In about 500,000,000,000,000 Earth-years, time will start flowing backwards, returning us to our normal time.
MT11: Where'd you come from?
Einstein: I am God... *disappears*
Post by: Razor on November 03, 2005, 08:09:46 AM
Razor: I know! I will perform card tricks.
Drace: That could be ok I guess...
Razor: Drace! Pick a card!
Drace: *takes card*
Razor: Now, tell everyone what card it is.
Drace: It's an Ace of Spades.
Razor: Right! Now, I will take this card and shuffle it through the deck. Now, watch carefully. *goes through the deck, looking at all the cards before finding and removing the AoS* Is THIS your card?
Drace: ...
Everyone else: ...
Pointy, the triangle thing that Razor keeps in the basement: *claps slowly* Please, release me!
Razor: Alright! So, for my next trick I will need two people!
Warxe: This is going to be a long 500000000000000 years.
Drace: Yeaaah....
***Five hundred billion years or five hundred trillion years later, depending if you go by the American billion or English Billion, which ever one is which***
Time: *returns to normal*
Everyone: *burst out of pub* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RUN!! AHHHHHH!!!!
Razor: *following* Hey! Come back! Is this your card? Or is it this one!?
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 03, 2005, 05:10:05 PM
Drace: Yeah... normal...
Razor: Nothing stupid's happening...
...this is weird!
Dragonium: WHAT HAVE WE DONE? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Drace on November 03, 2005, 05:15:45 PM
Everyone: *gasp*
Razor: T3H W0RLD = END!NG!!!!11!!1!!1!1!1!!!11!1one!1!!!11
*panicking screams and shouts as everyone runs around chaoticly*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 03, 2005, 07:11:34 PM
Post by: Darkfox on November 03, 2005, 07:15:14 PM
Post by: WarxePB on November 03, 2005, 07:41:42 PM
Warxe: Nah.
*Reality unexplodes*
Narrator: Fine then.
Warxe: Yeah baby. *dances*
Random Audience Member: Take it off!
All: O.o
Odin: *kills Random Audience Member*
FFL: ZANTETSUKEN'D!
Post by: Dragonium on November 03, 2005, 07:44:53 PM
Post by: Razor on November 03, 2005, 09:01:10 PM
FFL: *walks in on the way to some other thread* Don't forget YOUR HEAD A SPLODE
Razor: *head a splodes*
Warxe: Gasp! How violent! I hope someone issues this pub a PG rating.
Everyone: *stares at Warxe*
Warxe: Well what if some children enter the pub and -
Everyone: *stares at Warxe*
Warxe: I'm just going to stop tal-
Everyone: *stares at Warxe*
Warxe: Yeah. *sits down slowly*
Everyone: stares at Warxe*
Post by: DarkFlood2 on November 06, 2005, 03:52:41 AM
DarkFlood: Aah! My car!
about 2 minutes later...
DarkFlood: Heh.. he only stole the cubic zirconium... The real diamond is right... * pulls out a large diamond from his pocket *...Here.
* Drace steals the diamond *
DarkFlood: I hate my life....
Post by: Archem on November 06, 2005, 06:17:16 AM
Wolly: Hi everybody!
Everybody: Hi Dr. Nick!
Wolly: Wait a minute...
(Many minutes later, probably enough to kill a few people)
Wolly: Who's Dr. Nick?
DarkFlood: You suck!
Wolly: Wait a minute...
(Gasp! Some many hours and days later)
Wolly: No I don't.
Wolly then kicks DarkFlood in the ear. Somehow.
Post by: Dragonium on November 06, 2005, 05:10:27 PM
Seth: Yes.
Kyle: Indeed.
Forde: Wotcha.
Dragonium: Wait, how the hell did you all get in here?
Seth: Well, we just finished flushing Ephraim's head down the toilet...
Kyle: ... And saving the world...
Forde: ... And beating the heck out of that Valter guy who is an obvious ripoff of Wormtongue from LotR...
Seth: And then we went to Eirkia's house, right, while she was in the shower, and we rang the doorbell and ran away, and she opened the door, and we grabbed her towel, and --
H-Sphere: *Melts out of the floor and absorbs the universe*
Post by: Drace on November 06, 2005, 05:11:05 PM
Post by: Dragonium on November 06, 2005, 07:46:13 PM
Drace: Well, yes, but [Bad humour removed].
Razor: See, works perfectly!
Drace: No it [Spam removed].
Razor: See?
Drace: But, [Random reference to squid removed].
Razor: I rest my case.
Drace: [Bob Marley removed].
Post by: Razor on November 07, 2005, 01:24:20 AM
Jeff: What are you talking about?
Pete: I think he's on drugs.
Alan: You always think he's on drugs.
Jeff: Why do I have to be associated with you two?
Norm: Because you're an idiot too.
Pete: You're all on drugs.
Jeff/Alan/Norm: Shut up with the drugs!
Pete: I am not taking drugs!
Tim: Noone said you were.
Pete: Oh. Right. Well, I'm not.
Ben: Hey what's that white stuff on your nose?
Pete: ICING POWDER! NOT DRUGS!
Razor: Get the Hell out of here!
Jeff: Bastard.
Ben: Ãss.
Tim: Jerk.
Norm: Sonova...
Alan: Girlyman.
Pete: Drug user.
*they leave*
Post by: Drace on November 07, 2005, 06:26:18 AM
Razor: *poisons beer*
Darkfox: *rambels about logic*
Red: *spins around on the pool table* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Razor on November 07, 2005, 11:06:12 AM
Post by: Grandy on November 07, 2005, 02:58:23 PM
Post by: Razor on November 07, 2005, 07:51:04 PM
*Grandy walks in*
*another Grandy walks in*
*two Grandys walk in*
Grandy: See?
Post by: Darkfox on November 09, 2005, 12:08:29 AM
Grandy 1: Dang! He's right, since I'm the first one to speak I'm the perfect one!
Grandy 2: NO WAY! Second is always perfecter!
Grandy 3: Then that must mean I am perfection incarnate!
Grandies: GRAAAAHHHH!!! *all begin to brutally fight each other*
Grandy: Well since I'm the original I guess that makes ME the perfect one...
Grandies: *look at Grandy*
Grandy: ... O.O *runs out as the other Grandies chase him*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 10, 2005, 09:23:52 PM
Grandys: *All point at each other*
MT11: ... ...
...
*Eats Archem2*
Post by: Razor on November 10, 2005, 10:41:50 PM
MT11: *'passes' Archem2*
Drace: Ewww!
Razor: Lol, couldn't resist writing that.
Post by: Darkfox on November 10, 2005, 11:14:41 PM
Post by: ES2005 on November 11, 2005, 12:28:30 AM
ES2005: You know what, I'm not even going to ask if anyone missed me. Because there will be one of those akwards silences--
*akward silence begins*
Post by: Grandy on November 11, 2005, 01:58:44 AM
Grandy: What is it, Grandy?
Grandy: What?
Grandy: Not you, the other Grandy!
Grandy: Eh?
Grandy: NO! The OTHER Grandy!
Grandy: I meant, if we all are the same, we should be perfect the same way, like, everyone is 100% perfect in all ways.
Grandy: Eh, I think I saw your point, you mean two perfect things can live in harmony in two simylar indentical perfect life?
Grandy: Yup.
Grandy: Agree'd.
Grandy: I think so...
Grandy: ...
Grandy: ...
Grandy: ...
Grandy: ...
Grandy: ...How many of us are there, anyway?
Grandy: *looks through the window, and sees about... a sea of Grandies in front of the Pub* Enought to face a war from equal against China.
Grandy: How did this started, anyway?
Grandy: Dunno...
Grandy: ...I was thinking about something... If we all are talking with each other.... this would be a dialogue or a monologue?
Grandy: I think it is a soliloquy, Grandy.
Grandy: Ahn?
Grandy: What?
Grandy: I was talking to him.
Grandy: ...
Grandy: ...
Grandy: ...should we-
Grandy: I
Grandy: What?
Grandy: I think it's "Should I..." since we're all the same person.
Grandy: Yes, but I think using "we" would prevent misunderstandings.
Grandy: When you say you think, you mean you or you all?
Grandy: Thats my point.
Grandy: Your point or you all?
Grandy: Me alone.
Grandy: oh. Okay, I agree.
Grandy: You agree o-
Grandy: I, alone, agree.
Grandy: Okay, continue, Grandy.
Grandy: So, as I was saying, should we, since we have the military force to, set war against China?
Grandy: Any reason fer that?
Grandy: None, besides the fact we have so much damn of us it wouldn't matter if some died.
Grandy: Okay, seems reason enought to me.
Grandy: I don't think so...
Grandy: I propose a votation!
Grandy: What? All of us?
Grandy: Yup.
Grandy: And those out there, too?
Grandy: I don't see why not.
Grandy: There's thousands of us! It would take too much time!
Grandy: I think it was a good idea.
Grandy: Well, I don't.
Grandy: I propose a votation!
Both Grandys: Alright.
-Some time later-
Grandy: So, most people voted to make a votation if we should attack China?
Grandy: Seems like so.
Grandy: Alright, lets get started.
-Some time later-
Grandy: So, yeah, they decided to attack China.
Grandies (All of 'em): HAIL, ME!
*March away*
Razor: .......what the **** was that about?
Post by: Razor on November 11, 2005, 02:53:40 AM
Drace: Weren't you with them?
Razor: Are you the original?
Grandy: Nah, they can fight. I'll survive. And does it matter?
Razor: I... suppose not...
Post by: Grandy on November 11, 2005, 04:50:14 PM
ChineseSoldier: *looking through a binocule* Captain?
Captain: What is it, soldier?
CS: There's hundred's of people that look just alike here.
Captain: I know, this is China!
CS: No, outside the frontier!
Captain: And they seem alike, dressing the same uniforms, or something like that?
CS: No, I mean they do look like that same person, sir.
Captain: Like family?
CS: Like clones, sir.
Captain: I... see... what they want?
CS: They've sent a message...
Captain: And what does it says?
CS: The language is unknow to me, sir.
Captain: let me see.... "R u wnatin to b pwned?" .......it must be a code or something... lets wait and see what they do...
-I'll write more later-
-Later...-
Captain: They've just stand still like frozen in there for hours!
CS: They've sent another message, sir.
Captain: Let me see... "Sry i was afk" Sent this to the decodifier.
CS: He quit after the first message, sir, said it wasn't a normal language.
Captain: So, what are they doing now?
CS: *looking through binocule* Waving they hands in a obscene way to us, sir.
Captain: They're playing with us!
CS: They're moving, sir.
Captain: Headed where?
CS: Moving in circles, sir.
Captain: What?! Why?!
CS: It seems they're chasing our spy.
Captain: We sent a spy?
CS: I though it was a good idea, sir.
Captain: How did they found him?
CS: Apparently he was the only one not dressing green, for start.
Captain: Military life sucks, I should have listened to my mom, she wanted me to be a thief.
CS: Sir, they've sent another message.
Captain: Not another! Tell them we need a translator.
CS: Understood, sir.
-later-
Grandy: So, first we asked "Do you want to fight us?" and later "Sorry, we were AFK".
Captain: AFK?
Grandy: AFK.
Captain: R...iiight.... So, you want a war?
Grandy: Thats the reason we came here.
Captain: What reasons you have to start a war?!
Grandy: Same as many wars: none.
Captain: Soldier!
CS: Yes, sir.
Captain: Arrest this...
Grandy: The name's Grandy.
Captain: Wait, Grandy wasn't your leader's name?
Grandy: Yeah.
Captain: You're all so dumb you send your own leader for the enemy field?!
Grandy: Well... look. *walks to the window* GRAAAAAANNNDYYYYYY!!!!
All grandies our there: YEEEEESSS????
Grandy: See?
Captain: O_O.... soldier...
CS: O_O... yessir?
Captain: Scort Mr. Grandy back to his army.
CS: Sir, but we.
Captain: Look, he is a leader, and so are the others. An army with THAT much of leaders must have a hell lot of strategies, I don't want to start witht he wrong foot with them.
CS: I see, sir. Mr Grandy, please follow me, and while I'm at it, it's too late to change sides?
Post by: Razor on November 11, 2005, 11:02:24 PM
Drace: What do you make of that?
Razor: Probably drugs users. Alllways the drugs users.
Pete: DRUG USER!!! SEE!! I TOLD YOU GUYS!! HE'S TAKING DRUGS!!
Norm, Ben, Tim, Jeff: *drag Pete out of the pub*
Alan: Terribly sorry to disturb you lot. *nods, leaves*
Post by: shadus on November 12, 2005, 07:38:07 AM
Evil Shadus:What's Going on?
Razor:Shut up!
*Razor hits Evil Shadus back in MT11 mouth*
MT11:Hey whach it that hurts you know.
Post by: Big_Duke on November 12, 2005, 06:10:33 PM
Razor:Shut up!*Smacks Duke*
Duke:*Pulls out a HUGE revolver and puts it to Razor's head*Let me ask you a question,Do ya feel lucky now punk? Huh? Do ya?*Cocks gun*
Razor:Shut up!*Smacks Duke again*
Duke:*pulls trigger,Razor flies into a wall*I put it on stun,next time you won't be so lucky.
Post by: Grandy on November 13, 2005, 01:39:36 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 13, 2005, 03:25:40 AM
Shadus: You shot him in the head, and you killed him, and he died, dur.
Grandy 1: .....
Grandy 2: .....
Grandy 3: .....
MT11: .....
DF: .....
Drace: No kidding?
Post by: Razor on November 13, 2005, 10:06:47 AM
Previously mentioned guys: Ahh!
Razor: When the gun is made out of plastic, it tends to do little damage.
Big Duke: But you flew back! And the damage and the - what the!?
Strange man: I'll answer that.
Everyone: Ahh!
Strange man: You see, there was an influx of data in the Matrix.
Drace: Isn't that copyright?
Strange man: Muahahahaha! *explodes into a flock of bats*
Drace: That's bizarre.
Darkfox: Yeah, I didn't thing the collective noun of bats was flock, either.
Drace: *weird looks at Darkfox*
Darkfox: ...what?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 13, 2005, 01:49:54 PM
Post by: Razor on November 13, 2005, 08:00:32 PM
Razor: Why are you behind the bar?
Drace: Surely you have a save crystal behind here!
Razor: It got reposessed.
Drace: Repo'd?
Razor: Haven't been paying my bills. They had to take Odin' sword --
-------------------------
Warxe: Hey guys!
Odin: Silence! ZANTETSU-- aww...
-------------------------
Razor: And Red Giant!
Drace: Muahahaha, they'll soon regret that.
Quimby: I er agree on that evil laugh. Vote Quimby *leaves*
-------------------------
*repotruck in a narrow ledge road*
Red: What's this? And this? And this? And this?
Repoman: Stop touching everything!
Red: I LIKE THINGS!
*repotruck falls of cliff*
Post by: Grandy on November 13, 2005, 10:13:06 PM
*Pub gets burned down*
*Drace dies*
*Drace loads game, appear 2 hour before he had saved*
Drace: Hey, while I'm on the past, MT11 will burn down the Pub!
MT11: *with a torch and a book named "Fire Magic Fer Dummies"* Erm.... he's lying?
Post by: Razor on November 13, 2005, 10:18:17 PM
Warxe: Wait, if Drace is two hours back in time, how can you tell what he was doing?
Razor: Well, it happened 2 hours ago, and I know this because of these 2 hour ago security tapes I've been convieniently watching.... wait, how do you know it was 2 hours ago?
Warxe: Unlike you, captain technology, I read Drace's post.
Razor: ...
Post by: Darkfox on November 14, 2005, 05:03:08 AM
Badly English Voice Dubbed Japanese Guy: OH LOOK! IT GODZILLA!
Godzilla: r04r! r04r!
*back*
Razor: *eyebrow* And what was the purpose of that little scene.
DF: No clue. I like cupcakes!
Razor: Oooook... *steps away*
Warxe: Too much Mountain Dew again?
Razor: Yep... looks like it... I'll get the serenge.
Warxe: And I'll... stand over here although I'll probably DIE for some weird reason anyways.
Post by: Drace on November 14, 2005, 06:13:04 AM
Cat: RAWR *eats Warxe*
Post by: Razor on November 14, 2005, 10:31:12 AM
Warxe: RAWR *eats cat*
Drace: O_o
Post by: Darkfox on November 14, 2005, 08:29:11 PM
Warxe: Yes... he's right there. *points to Drace*
"...you just ruined the joke..."
Warxe: The monkey on my shoulder made me do it!
Drace: That is MY monkey!!
Razor: *making distance* That sounds wrong at many different levels...
Post by: Razor on November 15, 2005, 09:07:25 PM
Razor: Where'd you think you're going?
Razor: I was getting away from Drace and Warxe -- uh oh.
Razor: Yeah, damn right "uh oh" *pulls off Razor's mask*
Pointy: Noooo!
Razor: Get back to the basement!
Pointy: Mother, no mother! Noooo! *fades away while falling down basement stairs*
Razor: *locks trapdoor* Who unlocked this?
Red: Oh sorry, that was me.
Razor: But it was locked!
Red: I used a skeleton key!
...
Red: A skeleton key!
...
Red: BECAUSE I'M A SKELETON!
...
Red: OH! It isn't funny! Ok, now I got it.
Post by: Dragonium on November 15, 2005, 09:09:28 PM
Drace: ...
Razor: ...
Warxe: ...
Dragonium: Well it's true!
Warxe: ...
Razor: ...
Drace: ...
*Starts raining ducks*
Dragonium: Ah! Look! Look at nature's blessing! A wonderful new event in our day!
Post by: Razor on November 15, 2005, 09:16:17 PM
Drace: Hello Dragonium.
Dragonium: Hello Drace.
Drace: *stab*
Dragonium: My eye!
END
Dragonium: Hey, that never happened.
Razor: No, because that was actually a flash FORWARD.
Dragonium: Awha?
Drace: Hello Razor.
Razor: Hello Drace.
Drace: Hello Dragonium.
Dragonium: Hello Drace.
Drace: *stab*
Dragonium: My eye!
Post by: Big_Duke on November 15, 2005, 09:23:08 PM
Elsewhere....
*A man is rewinding a video*
Man:COOL!*Little voice*
Back at the pub.........
*Everybody is walking backwards,and talking in high little voices like being rewound*
Razor:Tahw si gnineppah?
*Warxe eats a cat*
Cat:ho,kool a elttil erxaw*a cat spits out Warxe*
Warxe:ho,kool a elittil tac*
Post by: Razor on November 15, 2005, 09:36:31 PM
Warxe: That's illogical.
Darkfox: Illogic!! It makes me grow bigger... makes me grow stronger... HHRRRAAAGGHHH!!! *grows to like 100 ft*
SayoDarkfox: *laser beams things*
MT11: Oh no, Darkfox is going to destroy Tokyo! Action Force, UNITE!
Razor: Nah, we won't be doing that.
SayoDarkfox: *starts pushing over buildings*
Drace: Those poor Tokyoians.
Warxe: Tokyoinites.
Drace: W/E.
Razor: Don't worry. He'll tire himself out soon.
Dragonium: ONE PLUS TWO IS FOUR!!!
SayoDarkfox: RRROOOOOAOOAAAAAAARRRRRHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *grows another 50 ft taller*
Razor: *smacks Dragonium* Don't egg him on!
Dragonium: Smacking!! It makes me grow bigger... makes me grow stronger... HHRRRAAAGGHHH!!! *grows to 150 ft*
Drace: *sighs*
*SayoDarkfox and TeraDragonium battle it out, Godzilla vs Rodan style*
Post by: Big_Duke on November 15, 2005, 09:47:48 PM
TeraDragonium:*Grows 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 ft.*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Duke:E=mcf
G=rghhghg
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SayoDarkfox:*the same height as TeraDragonium*
Razor:Growing! It makes me bigger.....makes me stronger!*Grows the same height as Darkfox*
Duke:Randomness! It makes me bigger...makes me stronger!*Grows Taller than TeraDragonium,SayoDarfox,and LuneRazor
Combined,then kicks them*
Post by: Bluhman on November 15, 2005, 10:05:25 PM
Bluhman: Roll roll roll.
SayoDarkfox: What the!? *Grows*
*Rolled up*
Ball: *Grows*
Citypeople: What the!?
*Rolled up*
Ball: *Grows*
Stars: What the!?
*Rolled up*
Ball: *Glows*
LuneRazor: What the!?
Ball: *Grows* What the!?
*Rolled up*
Ball: *Grows constantly* *Explodes into a planet.*
Post by: Darkfox on November 15, 2005, 10:34:42 PM
Darkfox: ...Bluhman, this is the LAST time you get allowed to pick which movie we watch.
Post by: Razor on November 16, 2005, 04:40:08 AM
*gets hit by a bus*
Post by: WarxePB on November 16, 2005, 05:07:14 AM
*bus explodes, impaling Warxe with tons of glass and bits of metal*
Warxe: Aww... *dies*
Drace: Pff. Attention hog. *grows another 2 feet*
Warxe: *gets up* What did you call me?! *grows 70 metres*
Bluhman: Metres?
Warxe: GRRR! IMPERIAL SYSTEM WILL DIE! *grows another 50 metres*
Razor: To the Hindenrazor! *jumps into a blimp with a giant Razor face on the front* Douse him with beer!
Duff Man: OH YEAH! *throws a keg of beer at Warxe*
Warxe: *shrinks 119.5 metres* Aww... and I was just starting to have fun. *dies due to alcohol poisioning*
Post by: Dragonium on November 16, 2005, 04:08:52 PM
Razor: Why aren't you blasting him?
Duff Man: Nae beer, cap'n. We're gonna 'ave to think o' a new plan!
Dragonium: This one! *Plays iRazor, with Razor running about on the screen dodging things that explode*
Razor: It's me!
iRazor: Aaaargh! *Dodges explosions*
Warxe: Aaaargh! *Dodges barrels*
Razor: I thought we were out of beer?
Duff Man: Sorry cap'n...
Razor: *Smacks Duff Man*
Dragonium: Smacking... It makes me grow bigger...
Razor: Wait, who's steering?
*Hindenrazor starts to fall in a painfully slow manner*
Dragonium: Makes me grow strongaaaaaargh?! *Gets hit by Hindenrazor*
*Tumbleweed, sad music*
Narrator: Is this the end for our heroes...?
Dragonium: *Comes out of deflated Hindenrazor*
Razor: How the hell did we survive that? We must have fallen over 1,000 feet.
Warxe: YAAAAAAARGHH!!!! *Grows 400 feet*
Post by: Bluhman on November 16, 2005, 08:15:31 PM
Razor: Huh? ... Oh I see what you're getting to! WAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!! *Grows a couple of lightyears*
Warxe: Awwwwwww Daiper Biscuts!
Post by: Dragonium on November 16, 2005, 08:25:26 PM
Warxe: YAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*
Razor: You grow in feet now?
Warxe: YAAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*
Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*
Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*
Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*
*6 days later*
Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*
Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*
Razor: *Brings out milk and cookies and puts them by Warxe* He's still going, huh?
Drace: Hasn't stopped.
Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*
Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*
Razor: Oh well. *Walks off*
Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*
Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*
Warxe: YAAAAAAARGH! *Grows 1 foot*
Post by: Razor on November 16, 2005, 08:58:27 PM
*everyone nods*
Narrator: SUDDENLY, SEVERAL EVENTS OCCUR!
Razor: Events!
Darkfox: They make
Dragonium: me grow
Warxe: bigger...
Bluhman: make me
Razor: grow stronger...
Darkfox: HHRRRAAA
Dragonium: AAAAAAAA
Warxe: AAAAAAAA
Bluhman: AAGGHHH!!!
Duffman: Oh yeah!
Post by: Drace on November 17, 2005, 08:40:44 PM
Post by: Razor on November 17, 2005, 08:51:19 PM
Razor: What the?
Drace: *turns around, hits Razor*
Warxe: Oh my God, you killed Razor!
Drace: *turns around, hits Warxe*
Jeff: Hey guys. Oh my God, you killed Warxe!
Drace: *turns around, hits Kenny*
Stan: Oh my God, you killed Kenny!
*everyone stares*
Stan: I'll go now.
Post by: WarxePB on November 17, 2005, 08:54:48 PM
Drace: Because this is Random World, where anything can happen!
Warxe: ... *dies due to a severe head injury*
FFL: YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!
*everyone stares*
FFL: ...I'll leave now.
Post by: Darkfox on November 18, 2005, 05:21:38 AM
Bomerazor: Oh great, NOW I'm a terrorist...
Post by: Drace on November 18, 2005, 07:49:40 PM
Daily Blade(newspaper): Wrong-way Batman!
Gotham Gazette(newspaper): Batman's greatest boner!
News O Globe(newspaper): Joker's threat comes true, makes fool out of Batman! Wrong-way Batman! Lawman aims for California, winds up in England!
Joker: But how did you find my new hideout? I took such pains to conceal it!
Batman: You committed a boner! Joker! You were so busy forcing me in a boner, you forgot forgot you were committing one yourself!
Later...
Radio: And the Joker's newest "boner" crime was foiled by the alert action of Batman and Robin!
Joker: Bah! Confound that Batman! It is well that I am ready to trick him into his boner! Then the tables will be turned!
Next day...
Commissioner: Batman -- we've got to stop the Joker! Those boner crimes are making us look bad! I'm worried about the boner he's readying for you!
Batman: Don't worry, commissioner! I've allways been able to outguess the Joker in the past! We'll catch up to him soon!
Robin: What does he mean, Bruce? How can he force you into a boner?
Batman: I don't know. But whatever it is, it isn't good, that's for sure!
And later...
Batman: There's only one thing to do -- we've got to get to the joker before he can get to us. Let's continue our study of the greatest boners of all time -- and try to get the Joker's next move...
Meanwhile, at the Joker's hideout...
Joker: So! They laugh at my boner, will they?! Ã'll show them! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!
And next day...
Newspaper: Joker pulls boner of the year!
Meanwhile...
Drace: What the ****?!
Post by: Grandy on November 19, 2005, 02:53:12 AM
Post by: Razor on November 19, 2005, 05:44:09 AM
Grandy: I'd prefer if you actually faced me when talking to me.
Bomerazor: Never!
Post by: Archem on November 19, 2005, 05:59:16 AM
Wolly: Ow! Hot! Hot!
Grandy: Gah! Fire!
Then he begins to beat Wolly with a DarkFlood.
DarkFlood (who will forever be known as DF, for time reasons): Ow! Stop it! Gah!
Wolly: Stop it! Nooo!!! Glahbahbah!!! Go stop the fire!!!
Grandy:... No. This is more fun.
Darkfox: Blink of Not-on-Fire!
Then he blinks the fire off.
Post by: DarkFlood2 on November 20, 2005, 02:41:44 AM
Everyone: *Stares at DarkFlood*
DarkFlood: What? I haven't said anything in a while...
Post by: Razor on November 20, 2005, 06:19:45 AM
Drace: Yeah! *Drace and Razor high-five*
Post by: Kinslayer on November 21, 2005, 02:34:56 PM
ks: It's been a while... Let's get drunk again!
And so he does...
Post by: Razor on November 21, 2005, 10:16:00 PM
LATER, AT THE MALT SHOP
Police: You're all under arrest for drug possession.
R60sT: Aww, daaaang man.
R60sT2: But what about the Malt shop, man?
Police: We're knocking in down for to build a Starbucks.
R60sT: Aww, what a drag.
Police: Hey, don't you badmouth Starbucks! They just bought the station.
Post by: Kinslayer on November 21, 2005, 10:21:28 PM
Kinslayer cannot sit down nor stand up, because he is waaaaay too drunk, so, he starts wandering through the place...
Post by: Razor on November 21, 2005, 10:25:35 PM
BACK AT THE PUB
Carla: Sammy, you're too old to be going out with twins!
Sammy: I'm so sick of your yappin, bÃtch. *punches Carla*
Fraiser: Sammy, that's abuse.
BACK AT THE CHARAS PUB
Drace: Can I get another beer?
Razor: Dude, shut up. Sammy just punched Carla!
Drace: ...
Post by: Archem on November 21, 2005, 10:41:01 PM
Post by: Drace on November 22, 2005, 06:18:01 AM
Razor: *Gasp*
Drace: ...
Razor: ...
Drace: ...
Razor: Grrrraaaawwwwwlllll
Drace: ... could you get off my arm please. I'm afraid you have rabies or cooties or something.
Post by: Darkfox on November 22, 2005, 05:43:27 PM
DF: Oooooh! *sits down and watches as Drace and Razor duke it out over the remote* Hey could you keep it down!? This is the good part...
Post by: Grandy on November 22, 2005, 05:59:36 PM
Grandy: Dude, what am I smoking? *looks to some weed in his hand* Oh, yeah, cool.
Post by: Darkfox on November 22, 2005, 06:24:39 PM
Wacko: *smashes Grandy through the floor with a giant mallet*
Dot: Boys...
DF: ...uhhhhh...
Post by: Razor on November 22, 2005, 09:19:58 PM
Animaniacs: *as channel is changed, they turn into Carla, Sammy and Frasier*
Frasier: Oh my God! Someone, call the police! Sammy's gone mad.
Razor: I know, isn't it just the coolest?
Frasier: *notices Razor* My God, this must be some sort of hallucination -- *notices Grandy's drugs* brought on by the smoke of these drugs. I must contact the authorities immediately!
Drace: Dude, shut up. I totally missed what just happened.
Razor: Sammy got Carla with the barstool, but now she's found my crowbar.
Drace: Awesome.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 22, 2005, 11:08:02 PM
Drace: Dear lord..... I've never seen anyone have that done to them before.
*Everyone salutes*
Razor: Rest in peace buddy.
Grandy: Dude.... like.. he's bleeding! *Looks at his drugs* Oh wait, this must *long puff* totally be a haliutionation!
DarkFlood: Hey, don't ignore meeeeeeeeeeeee!
Post by: Razor on November 23, 2005, 02:16:32 AM
*Sammy and Carla crash through a window*
Narrator: What are you two doing in here? Get out!
Carla: *swings for Sammy, hits narrator with crowbar*
Shadus: Alright! No more narrator! Now we can do what we want!
Razor: He's not dead, idiot!
Narrator: And with that, Shadus was sent into the sun.
Post by: Kinslayer on November 24, 2005, 02:32:27 PM
ks: Sheesh... Don't know what'sh going on anymore... *hicups!*
Post by: Archem on November 24, 2005, 02:46:50 PM
Wolly: Wow. I sure do have a habit of screwing things up big in a hurry, don't I?
DarkFlood: I hate you, Wolly.
Post by: Drace on November 24, 2005, 04:39:22 PM
Drace: *burp*
Thank you Drace
Post by: Archem on November 24, 2005, 04:51:29 PM
Ollie: It's gon' rain!
Wolly: Hmm...
Darky: Will you stop saying that!?
Wolly: Never! Now then... Hmm... Ollie? How's it going now?
Ollie: It's rainin' sideways!
Wolly: Whoa! That's spiffin'!
DF: Thank you, Ollie.
Post by: Dragonium on November 24, 2005, 05:16:12 PM
Dragonium: Why are--
Drace: *In underwear* Just do as the voices tell you!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 24, 2005, 07:26:12 PM
MT11: What's up guys?
Post by: Dragonium on November 24, 2005, 07:33:01 PM
Dragonium: *Dancing to cheesy hula music in underwear* Just do as the voices tell you!
Post by: Archem on November 24, 2005, 07:33:34 PM
Darky: Somebody, please! Stop him!
Wolly: Shouldn't I be making him sick? I AM rotting and all...
The nuke totally farts.
MT11: Uh oh...
Then he vomits all over. Literally.
Wolly: Yay! I feel minty fresh!!!
Darky: Why does he keep typing "Darky" for my name? It's annoying!
Post by: Great_Emperor_Khan on November 24, 2005, 08:20:53 PM
KH: This floor never gets clean...
KH: I want a mongol red wine please...
*he sits and get his drink and watch the guys*
Post by: Grandy on November 25, 2005, 12:28:16 AM
Post by: Razor on November 25, 2005, 12:39:23 AM
Razor: You must find us... a shrubbery!
Post by: Archem on November 25, 2005, 01:03:26 AM
Darky: I believe he said "strawberry".
Wolly: Even better!
Ol' whatsisnamethatGrandywuztalkin'bout(from this point on to be known an whatsisname): Nooo!!! I HATE Stranglebarry!
Barry: Nooo! I HATE gettin' strangled!
Razor: Pardon me, but WHO THE HELL IS BARRY?!!?
Post by: Drace on November 25, 2005, 05:52:26 AM
Barney: Ok Fred, but only this time.
Post by: Razor on November 25, 2005, 10:15:30 AM
Everyone: ...
Weregnome: What? I haven't said anything for a while...
Post by: Archem on November 25, 2005, 02:15:07 PM
Wolly takes a chomp outta the back of Weregnome's head, only to reveal a hollowed out cavern.
Wolly: Whoa! I bet there's treasure in there somewhere! C'mon, guys! Let's go RPGing! I mean exploring!
So everybody climbs in to begin a-sploring this mysterious cavern. Even Weregnome...
Post by: Drace on November 25, 2005, 07:07:25 PM
Drace: Maybe it's because shadows can't shoot?
Could someone kill him
Drace: *falls through a hole* *fire appears* Argh! The pain! The pain!
Ok, thank you. Now where wer...
Drace: Hello?! I'm stil alive! I'm severely burned! Could you send someone down here?!
Hold on a sec *grabs phone* He's still alive ... yeah, could you do that? ... ok, good. Ahem, where was I...
Drace: Hello?! Oh, the doors open! Hey! Are you guys gett... *BAM*
Ok, now that that is sol...
Drace: You shot me! In the leg! Damn you! *BAM*
O..
Drace: Damn you! You shot me again! *BAM* *BAM* *BAM*
*waits* Ok, that's solved...
Post by: Dragonium on November 25, 2005, 07:37:28 PM
Drace: Since when was that an act?
DL: Since five minutes ago.
Drace: Oh. So what will you be taking?
DL: Oh, nothing much. *Goes into next room*
Grandy: *Muffled* Hey... Hey, where are you putting that?!
DL: *Muffled* It's Drace's fault.
*Muffled screams*
Post by: Archem on November 25, 2005, 11:45:56 PM
Drace: Yeah... Sure...
Wolly: Hooray!
Wolly gets in "line" for the "ride". While waiting, he reads a pamphlet of technical terms and their basic meanings.
Wolly: Whoa! This'n's a real brain bender! Too bad I ain't got much of a brain... It kinda rotted since I zombified...
Darky: Whuzit say?
Wolly: LOSS OF LIFE: You die.
Darky: Uhh... That's not all tha-
Wolly: Waitwaitwaitwaitwait! Here's a REAL good one!
Ahem! NURSING HOME CARE: You must be confined to a licensed nursing home while under continuous care by a physician for at least 14 consecutive days.
Grandy: Noo!! I'm being taken to #2 on the list!!! I'm not THAT old!
Yet...
Razor: You know what? That last one was pretty confusing if you write it instead of read it.
Darky: I concur!... Wait... No it's no-
Wolly: And that's the true meaning of Christmas, Charles Afro-American!
Everyone: Gasp!
Wolly: ... What? I'm being *Ahem* "politically correct"!
Darky: ... Uhh... Oxmoron there?
Drace: By Jove, I think he's right!
Razor: Quite right! Quite right!
MT11: Bloody good show, eh old chaps?
Wolly: Hmm... What be the dee-a-l with the Britty talk folks?
*Those two terms are actually printed on a pamphlet from Pearl Vision. Just thought you'd like to know.
Post by: Razor on November 27, 2005, 09:51:36 AM
Razor: Ain't been on Charas for too long (slightly over a day), let's see what's up.
*AFTER VIEWING ALL OF ALL*
Razor: Alright, now for Forum Gaming... Ah, my beautiful Pub. Let's see what's happened.
Razor: *reads last post* *head a splodes*
Post by: Drace on November 27, 2005, 11:52:30 AM
Post by: Archem on November 27, 2005, 10:09:54 PM
Wolly: Well then...
Darky: Cool. I found an Ice Key.
MT11: I bet it opens the Ice Lock on the Ice Door.
Wolly: Nah. I already shoved a banana in the lock. I thought it would open the door, but it made it explode instead.
Long, awkward silence.
Darky: I hate you Wolly.
Post by: Razor on November 27, 2005, 10:14:39 PM
Razor: They've been gone a while.
Drace: Yeah, who'da thought WG's head would contain a dungeon?
Razor: Aren't there usually boss monsters in dungeons?
RRRAAAAAAAOOOAAAAARRRHHHHH!!!!
Weregnome: Sorry, that was my stomach. Haven't eaten anything in a while.
Post by: Archem on November 28, 2005, 09:52:38 PM
Ten minutes later...
Everyone is hanging upside-down in a dungeon by some chains in a cell guarded by Lord Tri-Black Demon/Dragon guards with a shallow pool of blood beneath them.
DarkFlood: I hate you some more, Wolly.
*Lord Tri-Black Demon/Dragon- Basically a very big three headed dragon of immense power with demonic powers and... stuff...
Post by: Darkfox on November 29, 2005, 04:40:51 AM
*Lord Tri-Black Demon/Dragon explodes*
Post by: WarxePB on November 29, 2005, 04:48:03 AM
-Razor: But random questing is fun! It adds a new level to the pub!
-Warxe: Fine! Then I'll go do some random quest!
And so Warxe the valiant knight set out to become king of the world by collecting the 7 gems known as the Rendersa...
-Razor: Not that kind of random questing... more like:
And so Warxe the [STRIKE]valiant knight[/STRIKE]random drunkard set out to become king [STRIKE]of the world[/STRIKE]drunkard by collecting the 7 [STRIKE]gems[/STRIKE]beer kegs known as the [STRIKE]Rendersa[/STRIKE]Kings of Alcohol...
-Warxe: :(
Post by: Darkfox on November 29, 2005, 04:50:51 AM
Broly: Nobody will beat me for I am an overmuscular insane weirdo with too much hair and a seriously bad tendacy to rip my clothes! *explodes*
FFL: Your DBZ SUPERVILLAIN ASPLODE'D!
Warxe: Thats it!
FFL: AGHHHH!!!
*Warxe chases FFL with a... SPORK!*
Post by: Dragonium on November 29, 2005, 04:01:47 PM
Generic Hero: Darn!
Post by: Darkfox on November 29, 2005, 09:55:43 PM
Post by: Archem on November 29, 2005, 10:06:23 PM
Wolly: Yeah, but where's the passion?
Err... And win the heart of a loved one... through... song?
Wolly Hmm... Sounds like crap... Overly used... Perfect.
Post by: Grandy on November 30, 2005, 02:38:42 AM
Post by: Archem on November 30, 2005, 03:25:36 AM
Wolly: Hey! Anybody would have made that mistake! Who knew bananas (and their high level of flammable, unstable potassium) could blow it up? I mean, come on!
You know what, Wolly? Shove it up your ***!
Post by: Grandy on November 30, 2005, 09:04:29 PM
Wolly: *Does so*
Razor: Hey, Where is Wolly?
*beat sounds*
You know, like in the comedy shows, when a pun is made.
Post by: Archem on November 30, 2005, 11:21:43 PM
Wolly: Who's playing my drum set?
Razor: Uh... Where'd you get the... Nevermind. I don't want to know.
From under the table crawls a zombified version of Darkfox.
Zombie Darkfox: Braaaaaaainsssss...
Grandy: Oh no. A zombie. run... away... aaahhh...
Then Grandy gets zombified for not acting afraid.
Razor: I told you that zombies don't smell fear. Dogs do. Zombies smell brains.
Grandy: Boooooozzzzzeee...
Post by: Razor on December 01, 2005, 10:59:28 PM
of course, this being the pub, something will happen cancelling out this post. *NODS WITH VIGOR*
Post by: Archem on December 01, 2005, 11:15:19 PM
Darkfox: Well, yeah. I believe you be right.
Grandy: And since I'm a white mage in this here ice dungeon in the back of Weregnome's head, I shall cast... LIFE 3!
And so, everyone is brought back to life with full health.
Darky: Now that that's over... If the ice lock for the ice door in an ice dungeon is destroyed by a banana... does that mean that the boss is weak against bananas?
Darkfox: ...No. Well, actually yes, maybe. Uh... Actually... I'm... not... sure...
Grandy: Oh! Oh! You said sure! That means sure! I'm off to kill whatever the boss is!
Post by: WarxePB on December 01, 2005, 11:19:55 PM
-Razor: It's not funny anymore.
-Warxe: Aww... *undies*
Post by: Archem on December 02, 2005, 12:31:24 AM
Darky: How'd you do that?
Wolly: I don't know. But it hurts.
Post by: Darkfox on December 02, 2005, 06:08:10 AM
Archem2: Ow! I'm not even in here!
Post by: Drace on December 02, 2005, 08:17:41 AM
Drace: *farts*
Thank you Drace
Post by: Archem on December 02, 2005, 12:26:39 PM
Wolly tries to dance, but instead falls into a hole.
Darky: Good lord. God, smite him!... ... ... He's a-cookin' up a-sumthin'!
Post by: Dragonium on December 02, 2005, 05:00:12 PM
Dragonium: Oh my God! The plane crashed for some reason!
Drace: Bzzzt!!! *Warps into Uber-Lost Expert*
ULE: Well, actually --
Dragonium: Oh my GOD!!! The plane CRASHED!!!!!!!
Post by: Darkfox on December 02, 2005, 05:38:36 PM
Post by: Drace on December 02, 2005, 06:32:08 PM
ULE: Theoritically, the plane didn't crash. The "monster"/"security system" made it crash. If you watch your copy, or download one, you can see that just before that big thing A'SLODE that there's a small black thing flying past it which is believed to be the "monster"/"security system".
Dragonium: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz............
Post by: Darkfox on December 02, 2005, 06:51:51 PM
Dragonium: Huh... wha? No I just sorta nodded o...
Bones: CLEAR! *zaps Dragonium*
Dragonium: :x
Bones: ...he's dead Jim...
Darkfox: ... ... ... ... ... Jim? Who's Jim?
Dragonium: You psycho! You could have killed m...
Bones: CLEAR! *zaps Dragonium*
Post by: Dragonium on December 02, 2005, 08:53:15 PM
Dragonium: Hu --
Bones: CLEAR!!! *Zaps Dragonium*
Jin: *Says something in Korean*
Darkfox: OMG Korean people!!! *Puts on tin helmet and dives under desk*
Jin: *Yells something in Korean*
Bones: CLEAR!! *Zaps Dragonium*
Dragonium: CLEAR!!! *Zaps Bones*
Bones: CLEAR!!! *Zaps Dragonium*
Dragonium: CLEAR!! *Zaps Drace*
Drace: CLEAR!!! *Zaps ULE*
Darkfox: CLEAR!!! *Zaps Darkfox*
Warxe: CLEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Dies*
*Plane crashes into Pub*
Narrator: And then JJ Abrams woke up and it had all been a dream. And then he --
JJ Abrams: CLEAR!!!! *Zaps Narrator*
Post by: Darkfox on December 02, 2005, 09:09:00 PM
Everybody: O.o
Jimmy Neutron: O.o
Pacman: *explodes*
Post by: Archem on December 02, 2005, 09:21:22 PM
Dragonium: Shut up already. I thought we banned you from the server.
Razor: Well actual-
Bones: CLEAR!
Post by: Drace on December 02, 2005, 09:26:17 PM
Drace: *gasp* Jorge Garcia!!! You're so big! I wanna hug you like most of the people who are fan of you! *hugs Hurley*
Hurley: ... meh *eats Drace*
Post by: Dragonium on December 02, 2005, 09:33:45 PM
Hurley: ... Meh. *Eats Dragonium*
Sawyer: Ahem! Excuse me, I demand your full attention! I'm not acting all moody and doing this cowboy accent for my health, y'know.
Bones: CLEAR!! *Falls over*
Sawyer: Yeehaw! *Twirls hat and rides of into the sunset*
Post by: Drace on December 02, 2005, 09:38:40 PM
Jack: Hey Kate, where di... *get's French kissed by Kate*
Kate: *gasp* *runs off*
Jack: The hell?
Post by: Darkfox on December 02, 2005, 09:45:08 PM
Post by: Grandy on December 03, 2005, 12:36:37 AM
Grandy: AAAGH! IT'S THE ICE FIRE! IT COLDS! IT COLDS!
Charles Chaplin: *Jack Chan fight style finishing with a summersault on the table*
Laurel and Hardy: *opens mouth* *big white letters in a black background, it reads "Its MORPHIN TIME!"* *both morph in Darkfox and Razor.
Post by: WarxePB on December 03, 2005, 03:26:34 AM
*A giant thought bubble appears over Warxe's head. In the thought bubble, he falls off a cliff into sharp pointy rocks, and dies.*
-Warxe: ....Nah.
*In the thought bubble, he gets mauled by a pack of wolves, crocodiles and mosquitoes*
-Warxe: ...meh.
*Then he gets beheaded by Zantetsuken*
-Warxe: There we go. *pulls out a giant sword and decapitates himself*
Post by: Archem on December 04, 2005, 01:10:20 AM
Yeah. Morphine.
Wolly: But "It's LSD Time!" just doesn't work. Or "Marijuana Time".
Darky: But you don't do drugs.
Wolly: Or do I?
Darky: No. You don't.
Wolly: Ok then... But what if I did?
Darky: No. Stop while you're ahead.
Post by: Archem on December 06, 2005, 10:28:37 PM
A woman lets forth a blood-curdling scream! A small girl loses her mommy to a drunk driving accident! Three over loaded jumbo jets crash into each other! The stock markets around the world hit rock bottom! Nazis riding dinosaurs open fire on the innocent! I lost my favorite cup! Oh, wait. There it is... But the turmoil doesn't stop there!
DarkFlood: Yes it does.
Hey! Wait! what are you doing?! Don't unplug tha-
Post by: Drace on December 07, 2005, 09:08:15 PM
Post by: Razor on December 07, 2005, 09:41:16 PM
Drace: The lights on?
Razor: No, that costs too much.
Drace: But the power plants are giving it away for 1c a year!
Razor: Blasphemy!
Drace: How about more than just us two in here?
Razor: No, no, what we need is *wipes dust away on bartop* Hey, this isn't the Charas Pub! This is the StarScape pub!
Drace: ...
*THEY RETURN TO THE REAL PUB*
*it's filled with like thirty people*
Drace: Well, that certainly was unexpected.
Razor: Was it Drace? Was it? ;)
Drace: Yes.
Razor: Really Drace? Really? ;)
Drace: Stop winking, or I'll punch you in the stomach.
Razor: Are you sure, Drace? Are AAAGHH---*thud*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 07, 2005, 09:50:50 PM
Post by: Drace on December 07, 2005, 09:57:06 PM
Post by: Grandy on December 07, 2005, 11:15:23 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Drace
Drace: Well thise place seems to be more dead than Hitler's sex-life was.
You DO know Hitler kept secret relashionship with his cousin, don't you?
Post by: Razor on December 08, 2005, 04:35:03 AM
Post by: Drace on December 08, 2005, 10:42:59 PM
Post by: Archem on December 08, 2005, 11:27:19 PM
Wolly: I'm still not NOT here!
And speaking of speaking corpses...
Wolly: And somebody took my wallet... And the pants that it was in...
Drace: MY EYES! MY POOR POOR EYES! SOMEBODY STOP HIM!
Razor: GET THE MANSTER SOME PANTS, PRONTO!
Wolly: Wait, did you just say "Manster"?
MT11: Man/monster?
Wolly: But I'm not a man! I'm... Duh duh-du-daah! A zombie!
Drace: Will you stop bringing that up and put on some pants already!?
Post by: Razor on December 09, 2005, 01:29:43 AM
Razor: Wow, it's as if whoever is posting this completely lost thought through that sentence.
Warxe: Then they decided to get a bunch of characters together, and make it look like a formidable post.
Weregnome: Honk honk!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 09, 2005, 01:40:52 AM
Razor: Eat him
Archem2: 1 no 1'm s0rry 4b0o7 7547.
Drace: He's speaking in 1337!
Razor: Eat him
Waraxe: It's time for me to say something completly random!
Razor: Eat him
*MT11 eats Razor*
Drace: .....
Waraxe: ....
Random person: ....
Archem2: OMGZORS!
Drace: Well... I can't say I saw that coming... I mean... a moose eating a wolf?
Bluhman: I did, because I wrote a big thing on cliches and saw that cliche happing before it happened!
Waraxe: Yes... we know... you won't let us forget about it.
Archem2: what's a cliche?
Post by: Drace on December 09, 2005, 02:02:47 PM
Archem2, Meiscool. You both SUCK big ones at this.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 09, 2005, 03:53:35 PM
Post by: Grandy on December 09, 2005, 04:30:13 PM
Grandy: *reads the post* OMG MY EYES! *head as-plode*
Post by: coasterkrazy on December 09, 2005, 05:47:56 PM
CK: I couldn't help but notice the conversation about Hitler's sex life. Can you cite your sources?
Post by: Grandy on December 09, 2005, 05:51:29 PM
Quote
Originally posted by coasterkrazy
*CK returns, even though he technically never left from his other... couple of posts here...*
CK: I couldn't help but notice the conversation about Hitler's sex life. Can you cite your sources?
History teacher.
Post by: Drace on December 09, 2005, 05:51:41 PM
Razor: *walks past Drace wearing nothing*
Drace: ...
Grandy: Eh?
Drace: ... *blood drips out from the corners of his mouth*
Grandy: Oh god, your stomache is bleeding again.
Drace: Yeah... *a blood-stream comes out of his mouth*
Post by: coasterkrazy on December 09, 2005, 06:02:38 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Grandy
quote: Originally posted by coasterkrazy
*CK returns, even though he technically never left from his other... couple of posts here...*
CK: I couldn't help but notice the conversation about Hitler's sex life. Can you cite your sources?
History teacher.
CK: That must be an... interesting history teacher. Why do I feel like I've heard this before? Deja vu... too often with-- AHHH, DRACE!!!! You ate all of the licorice!?
Post by: Drace on December 09, 2005, 07:58:40 PM
Drace spits out a bit of blood. "Only the good die young," he says. The blade is pulled out of Drace and he collapses. A game over screen appears.
Your party died... Continue? Yes, No.
Razor: Oh for gods sake! I haven't saved the game for the last 14 pages.
Drace: I told you to save at that moogle back then like I did, but you didn't listen.
Razor: I don't feel like playing this all over for now, let's do something else.
And thus starts Razor's House...
(No one post please untill I've contacted Razor, thanks in advance.)
Post by: Razor on December 18, 2005, 08:58:17 AM
Warxe: We're guests. Get us something to drink.
Razor: Go to Hell.
Warxe: Gee, no wonder why you got your own pub.
*Flash some direction*
*in the Pub*
Drace: Well, here we are.
Warxe: We're patrons. Get us something to drink.
Razor: Go to Hell.
*Flash opposite direction*
Razor: That is such a lie.
Drace: The Flashbacks never lie.
*Flash back*
Drace: I would just like to let everyone know that I'm a girl, and I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys.
*Flash forward*
Drace: ...
Post by: Drace on December 18, 2005, 09:04:43 AM
Razor: Get your own, they're in the basement.
Drace: The basement... *shivers* It's full with spiders in there.
Razor: Hmmmhmmm. Chocolate Tarantula tastes good.
Post by: DarkFlood2 on December 18, 2005, 03:38:43 PM
Drace: Why not?
DarkFlood: Wolly went in there. and *shivers* he's doing... bad... things... in there...
Drace: I think I'll be fine.
Wolly comes out from the basement.
Wolly: That basement is wierd... There's like a hole with sewer water in it.
Razor: Stay away from my sewer water!
DarkFlood: Wolly, what did you do?
Wolly: Nothing!
DarkFlood: Wolly!
Wolly: Okay okay I destroyed the stairs that go into the basement.
DarkFlood: Wait a minute so that means....
*CRASH*
Drace: Owww...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 19, 2005, 12:48:02 AM
Looks at several drunk dancing wolly,flooding, and black idiots.*
Goes to drace*
Meiscool: And you said I sucked.....
Leave*
Post by: Razor on December 19, 2005, 01:33:08 AM
Warxe: No amount of
Odin: ZANTETSUKEN! *decapitates Warxe*
Razor: I hope you intend to mop that blood
Odin: ZANTETSUKEN! *decapitates Razor*
Bob Newhart: Did somebody call for a
Odin: ZANTETSUKEN! *decapitates Bob Newhart*
Bob Newhart: YOU CAN NOT DESTROY ME! I AM INVINCIBLE! *grows 100 ft tall*
Drace: Right.
Bob Newhart: MUST. DESTROY. TOKYO. *leaves*
Odin: Hey, come back here! I'm not through killing you yet! *chases after*
Drace: Hmm.
Post by: coasterkrazy on December 19, 2005, 01:55:53 AM
Razor: *Sews his head back on* "Oh, thanks. Ugh, I gotta mop up all this blood...."
CK: "Yeah... ew..."
Post by: Archem on December 19, 2005, 05:18:20 AM
Razor: Uh... You're not allowed within 100 ft. of my house because of my new restraining order. So, no, I don't know, nor do I care.
Drace: I'm starting to get kinda sick of h-
Wolly: I'm getting a tricycle for Christymas!
DarkFlu: Uh... You spelled my name wrong.
Wolly: Or did I?
Odin: PASTEURIZATION!
Wolly: No. That's wrong. Go to your room and sit in a corner.
Razor: Wait... Something seems wrong...
Drace: Gasp! My spice cabinet!
And then DarkFlu stabs Odin in the neck.
Odin: Old beeeeaaaan!!! dead.
Drace: Oh my god! He killed Odin!
Razor: Plastic wrapped asterisk-ampersand!typo!
Wolly: No! I've rotted their brains! Now what will I eat?!
Post by: Big_Duke on December 27, 2005, 08:33:17 PM
Santa:HO HO HO
Razor:Get outta my house you drunk fatty!
*Santa Runs out crying*
Razor:THIS IS MY HOUSE!!
Post by: Razor on December 28, 2005, 01:24:16 AM
AND ALL THE CHILDREN CRIED. AND ALL THE PUB GOERS LAUGH.
STABSTABSTABSTABSTAB. NO MORE CHILDREN.
Post by: shinotebasiiackh on December 28, 2005, 09:35:14 AM
Post by: Archem on December 29, 2005, 05:05:33 AM
Razor: Oh yeah? Well, there is now!
A bar appears in the basement. DarkFlood and Darkfox walk into the bar, which is dumb, because you'd think one of them would have noticed the other one get hit...
Razor: Hahaha!
GAME OVER
Post by: Razor on January 08, 2006, 11:24:27 PM
Post by: Drace on January 09, 2006, 06:09:31 AM
Drace: Yeah, uhmm... I'm going outside now to play catch with the meteor.
Razor: Me too.
Grandy: Count me in!
Archem: Was it hot?
Post by: Razor on January 09, 2006, 10:15:12 PM
Razor: Not necessarily. I mean, yes, yes I do.
Drace: Does it have anything to do with the only rocket on Charas?
Razor: Well yeah. We are going to get in it, and go into space until it kills us all. I mean, until the meteor kills everyone. Then we come back and we'll be alright.
Drace: The only rocket on Charas?
Razor: Yes.
Drace: That rocket? *points to a large rocket already in air*
Razor: Aww motherf--
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Warxe: All systems engaged?
Meiscool: Yep, dis shizzle be happnin'
Warxe: Don't make me eject you out of this thing.
Meiscool: Alright...
Archem: Hay guys I did find the food supply. And a lot of porn. Whoever's rocket this is had a whole lot of porn on it. What's the deal?
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Razor: -CK!
Drace: What is it?
Razor: I just remembered I left something very important on that rocket.
Drace: What?
Razor: My p-- uh... car keys.
Grandy: You don't have car.
Razor: YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL.
Grandy: *sniff*
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 09, 2006, 10:30:10 PM
Grandy: Ok... well...
Razor: Ok, enough, I need to get my car por-- uh... corn... par... car keys back.
CK: What was that Razor?
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Warxe: Are we clear to go, Meiscool? ...Meiscool?
Meiscool: Whoa, look at her! Are those real!? Holy-
Warxe: MEISCOOL! If you see that and die now you will never get to see it again. BUT if we live now you can look at it all you want later.
Meiscool: *sigh* Fiiiiine...
Archem: OMG look bran muffins!
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Razor: Uh... I need... my car keys...
CK: Oh, ok.
Grandy: What's taking them so long!?
Post by: Razor on January 09, 2006, 10:46:51 PM
*MEANWHILE ZOMG METEOR IS RIGHT THERE*
Razor: Well I don't see a way out of this.
Grandy: I do...
Drace: You do?
Grandy: OR DO I?
Drace: That's really not helpful.
CoasterKrazy: You know I'm still here.
Razor: Holy Jesus!
Post by: Archem on January 09, 2006, 11:01:07 PM
Meiscool: Can I watch?
Archem: NO! This is between ME and GOD!
A few hours later...
*Flushing sound*
Archem: *Whistle whistle whistly-whistly whistle*
Warxe: Please... Tell me that the bathroom is the same color it was when we got here.
Archem: Well, I'm not going to lie to you-
Meiscool:He covered the wall with watered-down, warm, vanilla ice cream! My favorite!!!
Warxe: OH NO! You DIDN"T!
Archem: Shh.
Pause.
Archem: Now that I've "squeezed one out", what's the plan to avoid smashing into the moon?
Warxe: What ARE you talkin' about?
Archem: Notice that large rock in front of us?
Warxe: Why, no, it never occured to me.
Meiscool: Guys! You've GOT to try this! It's DELICIOUS!!!
Archem: Hmm...
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Razor: They ARE trouble makers!
CK: I love this closed-network, last thing before armageddon programming! Truly outrageous!
Wolly: Now that I'm done "squeezing one out", What have I missed?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 10, 2006, 12:58:26 AM
Warxe: The Meteo.... God damnit Meiscool, look at the ******* Meteor!
Archem2: Time for me to say something completely random!
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Razor: Ok guys, here's the pot, I've got 45$ that Meiscool dies.
Grandy: I'll take that bet, he's not that stupid.....
Drace:.....
CK: .....
Razor: .....
Grandy: Wah? Was it something I said?
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 10, 2006, 01:13:16 AM
Razor: But you don't so I get to bet and you don't!
CK: And that's a good thing?--
Drace: Suuuure, it is... let's just wait to see who dies first.
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Warxe: Ok, we're closing in. Meiscool, fire on my mark!
Meiscool: Yeah, ok.
Warxe: .........NOW!!!!
Meiscool: *ejects from seat and into meteor*
Warxe: _sweat_ No... the eject button wasn't what I had in mind... Ok, Archem now it's up to you! FIRE!!!!
Archem: I can't take this we're all gonna die!!! *ejects seat*
Warxe: Ok... that was... random. Then it looks like it's up to me...
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Razor: Oh, yeah! Meiscool died first! WHO WINS!? ME!
Grandy: But we have nothing to pay you...
CK: Yeah, and besides. Look, Meiscool ejected first but Archem died first, see? He tried breathing before Meiscool. So now you owe us!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 10, 2006, 01:18:47 AM
Grandy: ..... ****!
Razor: Salute!
Drace: Why?
*Warxe hits Meiscool's dead body with the ship*
Warxe: Ah crap, it's gonna take me a week to clean all that blood off.
Post by: Archem on January 10, 2006, 03:06:12 AM
Wolly: NOOOOOOO!!! My alternate, particularly vulnerable self! Why couldn't it have been meeee?!?!
Razor: Because you were off doing god knows what-
Wolly: Oh, HE knows!
CK: Eew...
Drace: But what about Warxe?
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Warxe: Cheet-os! Yay!
Warxe dives into a fort made of Cheet-os
Warxe: Num! Num-num-num-num-num!
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Razor: He must be doing some crazy heroics, seeing as how he's not dead yet...
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Warxe: Nooooo! Get it away!!!
A space roach (with a space roach helmet) approaches Warxe angrily with a spear. Or a gun. A spear-gun.
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Wolly: And then everything worked out in the end!
Grandy: Uh... Who are you talking to?
Wolly: Why, the reader of course!
Razor: Shut up, you idjit! They musn't know!
Razor looks at YOU suspiciously, then stretches a large, (pirate) toothy grin.
Drace: Either way, we're doomed.
5 minutes later...
Wolly: See? I told you things would work out!
The Meteor is hanging overhead by a pirate hook made out of a metal coat hanger. It teeters precariously above the lone survivor of the rocket crash: Space Roach, Coast 2 Coast.
Wolly: Sheep pants!
Post by: EvilShadowX1 on January 10, 2006, 07:36:52 AM
All: ...
ESX1: What I took a long vacation!
Oh and I got some friends with me too!
*army men walk in, other people hide
ESX1: WHAT!?!?!
Post by: Razor on January 10, 2006, 11:31:47 AM
Furthermore, if so, did you ever read the previous posts to make sure yours made sense?
_________________________
Razor: ...well. At least the day was saved. Or something.
Drace: Yeah, no soap opera here.
AND THEN, METEORS LONG LOST TWIN BROTHER APPEARS IN THE SKY
Drace: ...
Razor: Well, at least it's not that bad.
Mysterio: Oh, but it is, Razor! He ran off with my fiance and now I'm pregnant! WITH TWINS RAZOR!
Razor: ...I'm going to go kill myself.
Drace: Me too.
Meteor: *ROLLS OVER SLIGHTLY, CRUSHING GRANDY*
Post by: Drace on January 10, 2006, 02:47:53 PM
Razor: ...
Grandy: ...
Razor: I don't get it...
Drace: Damn you people who haven't seen Mind of Mencia...
Post by: Razor on January 10, 2006, 09:36:32 PM
CK: What's that you have there Drace?
Drace: I thought I might play with this remote control car before we all burn horribly.
CK: Can I play?
Drace: ....no. *turns the car all sorts of directions*
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Warxe: WTF is going on! What is this Autopilot?
*The rocket crashes into the side of Mysterio*
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Drace: Hey wow, Warxe sacrificed his life for us!
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Warxe: IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END THIS WAAAAYY--*rocket explodes*
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Razor: Hey look, the other meteor is going over there!
*Mysterio lands far away, followed by a loud explosion and the earth shaking tremendously, then screams*
Drace: Hey what forum did we just crush?
Razor: Gaming World. ;)
Grandy: Hey Razor, where were you?
Razor: Chewing on my foot.
Grandy:
Razor: BECAUSE I CAN.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 10, 2006, 09:52:23 PM
Drace: Meiscool pushed to many buttons.
Razor: Warxe burninated.
CK: Archem2 asploded because he can't keep his mouth shut for ten seconds.
Grandy: Yes but..... They just come back somehow. Like, I got crushed and completly ignored, then came back as if nothing happened.
Razor: What do you know, my foot is back.
Grandy: See! What did I tell you!?
Razor: Hmm... you're right.... where's Meteor?
Warxe: It's back up there!
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 10, 2006, 10:16:23 PM
Drace: Wooohoooo, remote control car... oh, hey Warxe. Want to play?
CK: Aw, come on...
Warxe: Oh, thanks. This is the best remote control car ever, man! Dont you think so, Meiscool?
Meiscool: Yeah, I've never seen anything like it!
Grandy: Again! Now Archem should be back any second...
*5 minutes go by*
Grandy: Yup, any minute now...
*Another 5 minutes*
Razor: ...well he's not coming back. Anyway, what else should we do before meteor kills us all?
Post by: Drace on January 11, 2006, 08:32:06 PM
Razor: Sure.
Drace: Ok, I'm the Führer. Du bist ein Jude! Dort die Konzentratiekampfe! Neue!
Razor: Ich bi...
Drace: Scheisse auf! Dumpkopf!
Razor: *cries*
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 11, 2006, 08:49:39 PM
(Sorry, I meant the remote-control car. I only have a year of German so I'm not so great. I wish I still took it...)
Drace: Nein! Es ist mein!
CK: Ok, enough German... anyone up for French? Je me souviens quand j'ai été un petit garçon...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 11, 2006, 09:19:58 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 11, 2006, 09:47:33 PM
10 minutes later
*MT11 proceeds to crap himself.*
Post by: DarkFlood2 on January 11, 2006, 09:58:17 PM
DarkFlood: Whoa, what did I miss?
*notices that he stepped in a pile of poo*
DarkFlood: Ah man! These shoes were new!
Post by: Razor on January 11, 2006, 10:10:04 PM
Razor: When is that meteor going to get here? TAKE YA TIME YA SLOW BASTARD!! Lousy meteors. Can't trust them for nothing.
Warxe: Hey, you know that no summoning rule we have on this pub?
Drace: Yeah, I think I was the one who made it.
Warxe: Well screw you. *summons Xen*
Xen: Hay guys! *crushes Drace* OH SHI-
Drace: Ugghhh! Damn you!
Post by: Archem on January 11, 2006, 10:32:51 PM
CK/Grandy/Meiscool: Ooh...
CK: Drace, you greedy bastard, you can keep your stupid german car-toy!
Drace: Nah, I threw it away HOURS ago... The batteries died long before then.
DarkFlood: Well, I FINALLY finished cleaning these shoes! Too bad we've only got about an hour to live...
Razor: Look! Up in the sky!
Drace: It's a UFO!
CK: It's another meteor! Just... smaller...
DarkFlood: No! It's...
SUPER ARCHEM!!!
Super Archem: Actually, it's just "Archem".
Oh...
Archem: Anywho, I'm finally back! And just in time, too!
Just then, Su- I mean Archemtook in a mighty breath, and excreted a large sum of... rocket fuel? onto the meteor...
Archem: Wait for it...
Just then, a stray bird took the liberty of "editing" DarkFlood's new shoes.
DarkFlood: RRRAAAAAAAARRRGHGHGHG!!!!!!
He fires his Space Pirateâ„¢ brand lasers at the bird. He misses.
DarkFlood: Crap! Why can't I ever hit ANYTHING!?!?!
Razor: Some would say you suck.
DarkFlood: Why, you-!
During the following, super-cool-awesome fight that I'll pick this particular moment to interrupt, the beam continues on and strikes the meteor. It blows up into tiny, little pieces. Everyone is saved. Yay.
All: Yay!
Archem: Booh!
DarkFlood: Wait... Why "booh"?
Archem: The Meteor was supposed to make an unbelievably awesome explosion when it hit! Now All it'll do is... nothing...
Razor: Always the pessimist, this guy.
Archem: Shut up, or I'll make SURE your glass is half empty!
Razor: Is that a threat?
Archem: You bet it is!
And so, Archem and Razor settle this like men, whith a "Who has the prettiest purse/dress combo" contest!
Meiscool won.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 11, 2006, 10:45:56 PM
*Summoning proceeds*
Archem2: I summon another meteor!
CK: ****!
Razor: WTF Mate?
Warxe: .....
Meiscool: Dear God..... well, I summon another spaceship... with no eject button!
*Space ship appears*
Warxe: Great, let's give this another shot!
Archem2: Yeah! And this time I won't be a total pussy and bail out the next time!
Meiscool: Meh, you'll just find another way to kill yourself....
Archem2: No I won'tzors! I'll blow dat meteor back into space!
Meiscool: Shutup
Archem2: Yes sir.....
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 11, 2006, 11:28:20 PM
FCC: Ok, ok, we get it you are uncensored.
CK: Yes! Finally I must tell you exactly what I said. Grandy, EVERYONE for that matter, this is EXACTLY what I said - "I remember when I was a little boy..." As in about to reminisce, so hah!
*No one cares, they are all focusing on the new meteor and stuff*
CK: Seriously, people can we get on to something else. I'm sick of meteors...
*No one cares, they are all focusing on the new meteor and stuff*
CK: Fine, ok ok, but at least this time I'm getting in the rocket. *Jumps into the rocket*
Archem: I'm getting in too!!!!
Meiscool: No, you already had your turn. I'm getting in.
Warxe: Stop! I think none of us three should get in. I see it only fair that Razor, Drace, Grandy and CK get in. Uh... that is if Drace can move Xen.
Xen: Oh, fine... *gets off Drace*
Drace: *GAAAAASP* *COUGH* Whew...
Post by: Archem on January 12, 2006, 12:38:48 AM
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Archem: Uh... I didn't summon a new Meteor...
Meiscool: Bull****! We just saw you!
Razor: Yeah! And heard you, too!
DarkFlood: I didn't.
So DarkFlood was catapulted off somewhere.
Grandy: ... I'll miss his... Uh... Him...
CK: I won't.
Meiscool: That's not funny! That's off topic!
Archem: Shut up, Meisbadatgrammer!
Drace: Ooh! Own'd!
CK: Nice dress...
Meiscool: Oh, real professional of you! And, Archem, if you didn't summon it, who did?
Archem: It was HIM!
Archem points to a shady character, one who looks just like Archem, only darker.
All: Gasp!
Who is this suspicious new lad? Find out next week on "The Charas Pub!"
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 12, 2006, 12:55:17 AM
Here's a language you can understand: MY LVL IS HIGHER THEN j00!
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Meiscool: Woot, now that Drace has gone to blow up the meteor, I can play with his toy car!
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Drace: Is that Meiscool playing with my toy car!?
Grandy: By the looks of things, that not the only "toy" he's playing with.
Razor: Nah, you're looking at Archem.
Grandy: Oh, then yes, that is Meiscool with your car.
Razor: Want me to turn around and shoot him?
Drace: YESS! Schießen Sie ihn jetzt!
Razor: Huh? It won't turn!?
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Warxe: Crap, I forgot to tell them to turn off auto!
CK: Oh noes! They're gonna crash! Archem, get over here!
Archem: I'm cumming!
FCC: Hey, when did I tell you you could be uncensored!?
Archem: awww, *** ** ***** * ***'*: **** *** * *******!
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 12, 2006, 02:12:22 AM
CK: Whoa... I just must've went through some sort of time warp because I could have sworn a few seconds ago I was in the rocket and we hadn't take off yet... hmm.... *pops back into rocket, which is now in flight*
Razor: Welcome back.
CK: Uh... what just happened?
Razor: You jumped out and jumped back in.
CK: I did? Ok, weird... well anyway... we're about to crash!!!
Razor: *Split-second turn-around* Good thing this thing is so good with turning...
Drace: When we get back, I swear I will break every single one of Meiscool's toys.
Grandy: Maybe we should focus on meteor now, though... are we all setup to fire?
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Meiscool: Oh ****... I just thought of a design flaw... when I said no eject buttons I hope that didn't mean...
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Razor: Uh... AAAGHH this doesn't have anything to fire! I guess there really are NO eject buttons... at all!
Drace: Nooo! Now I'll never get revenge on Meiscool!
Grandy: You know we will just come back if we die...
Drace: But what if we don't?
Grandy:...we're gonna die!!! AAAHHHH!
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 12, 2006, 03:05:22 AM
dren: Is this a good time?
Meiscool: Not really...
dren: well, atleast I can have some fun with this car toy.
Archem: You can't play with my toys!
dren: Oh, GOD, Archem! What's wrong with you?? Put it away! I said toy CAR! GEEZ!
Meiscool: What's happening with the meteor?
dren: I can't see...
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CK: I guess we're gonna have to crash the ship into the meteor...
Warxe: Like hell we do!
Razor: How about we just throw CK at it? If nothing happens, THEN we'll consider crashing the ship into it.
CK: You guys suck...
Grandy: I've got it, one of us will stay up here and dance, and the rest will escape out the back with the parachutes.
Razor: Great, skydiving in space. I like it!
Warxe: So who's it gonna be?
CK: Rock, paper, scissors!
Post by: WarxePB on January 12, 2006, 04:08:05 AM
Post by: Drace on January 12, 2006, 01:48:50 PM
Razor: *gasp*
Drace: *-_-* ... Anyhoe, why doesn't Xen crush the meteor? He's twice as big.
Xen: Because I'm fat and lazy, that's why.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 12, 2006, 05:10:52 PM
Razor: Sh!t.
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 12, 2006, 09:58:46 PM
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Razor: How the hell did you get in here!?
MT11: I climbed...
Razor: _sweat_ Not really what I meant... but really, how are we gonna eat? And is there any hope that CK can destroy the meteor?
Drace: No, there's no hope.
Grandy: We can eat these cookies I baked in our awesome rocket-ship oven!
MT11: *Eats all the cookies*
Grandy: Moosetroop, you fat hog! I made those to SHARE... :(
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Meiscool: It looks like they threw CK out and at meteor...
Archem: Cool!
Dren: What!? Are they crazy!? What good will that do?
Meiscool: Well they threw me out... er... well I mean I accidentally ejected myself earlier, and I almost... sort of destroyed it... but not really...
Dren: And you didn't die?
Meiscool: Oh, yeah I died. So did Archem and Warxe.
Dren: But you aren't-
Warxe: Well, you know this is the charas pub...
Dren: Ooh, yeah right sorry I forgot how that worked...
Post by: Bluhman on January 12, 2006, 11:02:08 PM
CK: OOF! *Die*
Razor: Ok. That was sorta predictable.
Warxe: Er, we're about to crash into earth.
Drace: Crap.
All on ship: AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
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Archem: Oh look at the blue spot on the meteor!
Meiscool: That looks like CK... Kind of...
Dren: Yep. It's him. No good. Now what'll we do?
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Meanwhile, in Bluhman's secret lab...
Bluhman: Hm... so the RED wire is connected to the BLUE processor, and the YELLOW wire is connected to my wrist watch... No that can't be right... Dangit... what compelled me so much to build a meteor-repelling device again!?
Post by: WarxePB on January 12, 2006, 11:12:06 PM
*summons Zig-1*
Captain: It's you!!
Warxe: I'm calling in my favor. Go destroy that meteor.
Mechanic: Somebody set up meteor the bomb!
Captain: Move Zig for great justice!
*Zig-1 flies into the meteor and explodes, doing nothing to the meteor*
Warxe: ...oookay. Well, anyone else got any ideas?
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 12, 2006, 11:15:32 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Bluhman
Archem: Oh look at the blue spot on the meteor!
(I'm not blue in real life! :p)
CK uh... spirit thing: Ok that sucked.
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Dren: Oh, no they're headed right for us!!! Wrong way guys!!!
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Warxe: Aaaaghhhh!
Razor: AAAHHHH!
Grandy: Oh noooooo!!!
Drace: Gaaaahhhhh!!!
MT11: *beeellllllch*
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Dren: Aaaaaahhh they're gonna hit us!
Meiscool: ***********************
Archem: Hahaha look how much bigger the rocket looks when it's close to the ground.
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Bluhman: GOT IT!!!!
*meteor flies away*
EDIT: Warxe beat me to the post!
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 12, 2006, 11:45:28 PM
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Warxe: We're gonna die!!!!
Razor: Whatever, it's fucken charma...
Grandy: How can you be talking about zodiac now?
Razor: It's not zodiac! Look, we killed CK, so we're just getting it back. Know what I'm saying? Charma!
MT11: ... ... Whatever... we're fucked, that's all we need to know. *devours another batch of cookie*
Grandy: My cookies! You FATASS!
Warxe: Wait... I got an idea...
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Mesicool: What the hell is that?
Archem: What?
Meiscool: That gient brown thing?
Archem: Jesus, is that moosetroop?
dren: He's such a fatass!
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*The ship is hurtling towards earth... Just before it hits, MT11 is thrown out of the ship. The rocket bounces off of his fatass body and lands safely on the ground, with a slight thud.* :o
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 13, 2006, 12:16:48 AM
Razor: Well, that's a crappy side effect, but at least we're alive.
Grandy: CK is dead.
Razor: I said we.
Grandy: But not all of us.
Razor: Stop reminding me!
Warxe: Well, at least the meteor is gone, but who was responsible for getting rid of it?
*The sillouette of Bluhman appears in the distance*
Warxe: Could it be?
Razor: The one...
Grandy: who's called...
Bluhman: *arrives and looks up* The Bluhman!
Post by: WarxePB on January 13, 2006, 03:23:01 AM
Post by: Archem on January 13, 2006, 03:35:59 AM
Meiscool: No. Now, clean up that mess you've been making for the last couple posts!
Archem: Oh, THIS? It's just some watered-down, warm, vanilla ice cream!
Meiscool: I don't believe you!
Archem: It's true! I swear!
Razor: Don't do it! Don't fall for his clever ruse!
Meiscool is already licking it up.
Meiscool: I'm sorry, what?
Razor: Uh... Nevermind...
Drace: So... I've noticed the disturbing new trend that you peoples have been taking...
CK: Me too.
All: Gasp!
CK: What? Don't I get a chance to come back from the dead?
Archem: Ha! You said "come"!
Meiscool: Shut up! I'll stab joo w/ my awes0m3c|2055 high post count!
Archem: OMG! I can't tell what he's saying!xors.
Razor: Lies! And about that blue guy...
CK: I'm not blue.
Grandy: Shh! You're not invited!
Razor: Thank you, Grandy. Ahem! Who should we force to fix up this mess created by Archem?
Archem: But Meiscool already cleaned it up!
Razor: ... Err... Not that mess... I was talking about the death and destruction caused by the rocket and the meteors.
Archem: Oh. I vote Moosetroop.
Razor: Well, I vote you.
Warxe: Me too. You and Meiscool should have helped with that first meteor instead of messing with Razor's po-
Razor: CAR KEYS!
DarkFlood: Can I come back to the circle of friends?
All: No!
DarkFlood: Aww...
CK: I vote Warxe. He's the REAL blue one here!
Meiscool: Can we ban the guy who gets voted?
Razor: Hmm... I'll think about it.
Meiscool: Oh. Well, just in case, I vote Archem.
Archem: Hey! That's a biased vote!
Razor: So?
Grandy: And for that outburst, I vote you as well!
Archem: No fair!
DarkFlood: Life's not fair.
Drace: OUT! NOW!
DarkFlood: Alright already!
DarkFlood scurries under a big rock.
Drace: Anyhow, I vote Moosetroop. He needs to work off that fat.
Grandy: And now that I've worked off that anger, I vote MT, too.
CK: Actually, I can forgive Flash-Master Warxe. Archem it is!
Razor: Ok, let me tally up the votes... Ok... 3 for Archem... And 3 for Mossetroop. Hmm... a tie...
Who will win the vote? Will Moosetroop lose ANY weight? Find out next week on "The Charas Pub!"
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 13, 2006, 03:56:05 AM
On topic now -
dren: Forget voting, just put the poor kid on Jenny Craig already!
MT11: Jenny Craig sucks...
Archem: Well, so do you, but we don't complain about it...
MT11: You said you'd never tell!
Dren: Jesus, you kids need therapy, major therapy!!
Warxe: Okay, I'll be Moosetroop's "drill sargeant." Alright, kiddo! Get you're fatass movin'! Start marchin'!
MT11: When do we stop?
Warxe: When I say so lard bucket! Time to kick the habit! No more fried chicken or whole people! Got it?
MT11: Ohh....
*Stats running... After half a mile, MT11 is dying.*
Warxe: You pathetic example of American Obesity! *pulls out a gun* Gonna stop runnin' now?
MT11: Oh ****, Oh ****!
Warxe: That's what I thought. Now, if you make it five miles, I'll take you to the Outback.
MT11: REALLY?!
Warxe: hahaha... Hell no! Now dance, moose, dance! *fires gun at MT11's feet. MT11 runs faster*
Post by: Drace on January 13, 2006, 06:19:43 AM
Razor: *wakes up screaming* Wow, it was all a nightmare. *looks at Drace next to him in bed* Don't you think hun?
Drace: *wakes up screaming* Phew, it was a nightmare that Razor laid next to me in bed. Or was it? *looks next to him* *pokes a big bump under the sheets*
MT11: *appears* *eats Drace*
MT11: *wakes up* Hmmmm... I could actually taste him.
Drace: *-_-* Sit me out allready...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 13, 2006, 04:33:53 PM
Razor: Hmmm.....
*2 days later*
Razor(Speaking through microphone): Mooseland! A bundle of fun! Have a drink at the on site pub while you wait for your turn!
Reporter: Excuse me, Mr Razor, it has been rumored that your drinks have been killing customers.
Razor: Erm...
Reporter: It's also been rumored that your trampoline has been eating customers...
Razor: Well, you see...
MT11: *Eats reporter*
Razor: ...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Screen zooms out*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 13, 2006, 08:02:50 PM
Warxe: Stop kicking my head!
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Meiscool: I think it's time we had a pub meeting while Archem is outside beating the crap out of the defencless Warxe.
Odin: ZANTETSUKEN!
Razor: Shut it.
Dren: Don't make me call Squall and tell him what a bad GF you've been!
Odin:.... Sorry masters.....
Drace: What's this meeting about?
Meiscool: Right, ok, we are running out of food here at the pub. Even though it seems we've had no customers in a long time, should one come, we'd have nothing to sell them because of MooseTrap11.
Dren: He's right! If MT11 eats anymore, he could become the next meteor sent to kill us!
Razor: What do we do?
Meiscool: .... Umm.... it's your pub, I just state the painstakingly obvious.
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Hey guys! I'm taking a poll, who here actually bothers to read Archem's posts!?
Post by: Bluhman on January 13, 2006, 08:11:37 PM
Bluhman: Hi! I'm a customer! I'd like some chocolate moose! Please serve me come or I'll use this booney knife to cut off yer heads!
Odin: ZANTETSUKEN!!!
*Bluhman is decapitated.*
Bluhman: How ironic...
Razor: Didn't I tell you to shut up!?
Odin: Yes... master.
Bluhman: Wow, razor, your short-term memory keeps getting worse and worse...
Razor: You shut it too! *Kicks Bluhman's head outside*
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Warxe: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Bluhman: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Archem: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. THIS IS FUN.
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 13, 2006, 08:16:03 PM
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Dren: We could always make beer from bones.
Razor: I remember that... But Red's gone, so where are we gonna find bones?
Meiscool: What are you talking about?? BoNeS?! I've got 155934592806 posts and I don't remember no bones?
Drace: hm... hmhm...
*Archem2 walks in with Warxe's corpse#
Odin: ZANTETSUKEN!!!!
Archem: Here, have it, this stupid thing deflated on me... Fuckin' Wal-Mart products.
Razor: No! We need that!
*Epic battle begins over Warxe's Corpse*
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 13, 2006, 09:31:14 PM
*Room gets silent*
CK: Uh... well, um... I've decided... that I think if we are going to have an epic battle it will be properly done, and not total anarchy. That being said, I will ref this tennis match, Odin versus all who aren't decapitated. Winner keeps the corpse.
Odin: That's not fair! Then... I summon Gilgamesh to aid me!
Gilgamesh: EXCALIPOOR!
All: ...
Odin: Uh... well I guess it's better than no one helping me.
CK: Ok, let's all go out back to the Pub's giant tennis court. And we will settle this just like the famous Italian plumber and his enemies.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 13, 2006, 09:50:52 PM
...
*Burp*
Post by: Kinslayer on January 13, 2006, 10:09:38 PM
Ks: Oh, this is greeeeeeaaaaaat!!!!!
Post by: WarxePB on January 13, 2006, 11:05:56 PM
Ifrit: I guess he's still upset about not being put in FFX...
Warxe's Corpse: *head reattaches and becomes alive again* Stinkin pub newbs. I've been killed more times than all of your posts combined!
Bahamut: Shut it, Warxe.
Warxe: Hey, wait. I'm your master! I summoned you all here into pubxistance. Therefore, I can start siccing you on people! Bahamut, I command you to use Mega Flare on Coasterkrazy!
Bahamut: How about no?
Ifrit: *Hellfires Warxe's ****
Shiva: Mmm, medium-rare. Just the way I like it.
Leviathan: Why are we wasting our time in some random pub anyways?
Bahamut: Good point. *all summoned beings disappear*
Warxe: *burnt to a crisp* Awww...
Post by: Kinslayer on January 14, 2006, 01:14:44 AM
Ks: SSSSSSSSMOKIN'!!!!!!!!!!!! HYAHYAHYAHYA!!!!
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 14, 2006, 02:47:51 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 14, 2006, 03:05:47 AM
Ramuh: *Huff* Am I to late? With this arthighist (sp?) moving is killer!
Warxe: I have nothing to say.... nothing at all.
Post by: Tomi on January 14, 2006, 03:53:12 AM
Post by: Archem on January 14, 2006, 04:57:43 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
Hey guys! I'm taking a poll, who here actually bothers to read Archem's posts!?
Apparently you do, since you remark on it.
And for the record, I don't necessarily HATE Meiscool, more along the likes of dislike his crappy attitude. Anyone who really cared to look into it can plainly see that I've been trying to end the conflict for ages, and that I'm often the victim before the attacker. But the point is, I don't try to start trouble, it just kinda finds me. Back on topic...
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Archem: Gasp! I've fallen asleep!
MT11: Yes, you certainly have.
Archem: Yeah, and YOU'VE grown a pair of fangs! Wait... That's not right... AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Archem wakes up.
Archem: Oh, it was only a dream...
Warxe pops up from under the sheets.
Warxe: Oh, WAS it?
Moosetroop pops up and swallows Warxe.
MT11: Ignore him, Horacio. Let our passion radiate into eternity as I beat out it's love song upon my marimba of love-making!
Cap'n Crunch pops up at Archem's other side.
Cap'n: Well, ok, but does HE need to get involved?
Archem: Uh... I should prob'ly... go... now...
CK: How come Archem gets a bed at his barstool? I want a bed in the pub!
Meiscool: Oh shut up! This soap opera is hard enough to follow as it is!
Post by: shinotebasiiackh on January 14, 2006, 05:39:23 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 14, 2006, 02:45:55 PM
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 14, 2006, 05:31:04 PM
Archem: No, my bed is too comfortable.
Meiscool: Sure, I'll go.
*CK and Meiscool head towards the roller coaster*
Post by: Kinslayer on January 14, 2006, 08:47:13 PM
Post by: Archem on January 15, 2006, 05:27:02 AM
CK: I love this ride!
MIC: I love this sandwich!
CK: Where'd you get that, anyway?
MIC: I dunno, but I hope the special sauce doesn't stain my new shirt!
CK: A creepy Hawaiian shirt? Where'd you get THAT gawdy thing?
MIC: I dunno. Came out of the closet
>,>
<,<
Did I tell a joke? Yes.
CK: I didn't get that joke.
MIC: Yeah, I know. It sucked and wasn't funny. As a matter of fact, it's borderline spam!
Archem: No it isn't! It's a sophisticated joke! Look into it and you'll get it!
CK: Uh... Weren't you just saying you weren't leaving your bed?
Archem: I didn't...
CK: Gasp!
Archem somehow managed to find his way into the seat next to MIC. And he was still in his bed.
Meiscool: This post isn't funny. As a matter of fact, it's a total piece of crap! You should go and kill yourself. Now.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 15, 2006, 11:17:54 AM
Archem, CK and CK and MiC: OH NOES!!!11!!! *Zoom off*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 15, 2006, 07:08:13 PM
Meiscool: No ****!
CK: This isn't good!
*Coaster speeds up*
Archem: We're gonna die!
CK: Wait, Archem, you said something smart!
Meiscool: He did?
Archem: I did?
CK: Yes, all we gotta do is die and we'll be off this thing and back to life in no time!
Archem: How does one do that?
Meiscool: Simple.
*Meiscool takes out a gun and hands it to Archem*
Archem: Oh, I get it, I shoot myself with this!
CK: Hurry up already!
*Archem puts the gun to his ear slanted up to his brain and pulls the trigger*
Archem: OMG You ****ing bitch! That's not funny!
*Archem turns his head to CK and Meiscool with a big flag saying "BANG" sticking out one ear and a gun with a stick out the other ear*
CK: Good one Meiscool!
Meiscool: ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 15, 2006, 07:45:40 PM
Meiscool: Hey, look! There's Razor, Drace and Warxe! Hey guys, stop this thing!!!
CK: They can't hear us.
Archem: Oh, that's ok I have a megaphone.
Meiscool: NO YOU IDIOT!
Archem *through megaphone*: HEY RAZOR! DRACE! WARXE! STOP THIS THING!!!!!!!
Meiscool: Great, I won't be hearing for a week...
CK: Me neither...
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Razor: Did you hear something?
Warxe: Hear what?
Razor: It sounded like a voice from a megaphone.
Drace: Think it had anything to do with those three on that crazy roller coaster?
Razor: Nah...
Post by: Kinslayer on January 15, 2006, 09:54:56 PM
*And he did stop it... by throwing a stone into the wheels, and the three guys jumped out flying, getting badly wounded*
Ks: Hey, I said I'd stop t, I didn't talk about HELPING.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 16, 2006, 01:14:12 AM
Post by: Kinslayer on January 16, 2006, 06:12:30 PM
Post by: Archem on January 17, 2006, 03:05:57 AM
MIC: Uh... Not rea-
Then MIC and KS get hit by a bus.
MIC: Ow! Deadness! It hurts! Bad!
KS: Nah, I'm ok. It's cool. I'm just drunk.
Archem: Dude, Your ribs are sticking out. That looks bad.
KS: Nah, man, I'm cool. Hey everybody! I'm ok, I'm just drunk!
Archem kicks him in front of another bus.
KS: I'm fine, really! I'm just durnk!
Archem: Durnk? WTF does THAT mean?!
KS: Can you keep a secret?
Archem: Uh... I guess I ca-
KS: I'm drunk!
MIC: This is getting rediculous. I'm out of here.
MIC leaves. Bye-bye, Meiscool!
MIC: Yeah, **** you.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 17, 2006, 03:27:13 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Archem2
KS: You know what? I'm DRUNK! Is'nt that HILARIOUS?
MIC: Uh... Not rea-
Then MIC and KS get hit by a bus.
MIC: Ow! Deadness! It hurts! Bad!
KS: Nah, I'm ok. It's cool. I'm just drunk.
Archem: Dude, Your ribs are sticking out. That looks bad.
KS: Nah, man, I'm cool. Hey everybody! I'm ok, I'm just drunk!
Archem kicks him in front of another bus.
KS: I'm fine, really! I'm just durnk!
Archem: Durnk? WTF does THAT mean?!
KS: Can you keep a secret?
Archem: Uh... I guess I ca-
KS: I'm drunk!
MIC: This is getting rediculous. I'm out of here.
MIC leaves. Bye-bye, Meiscool!
MIC: Yeah, **** you.
I agree.
Post by: Archem on January 17, 2006, 03:50:36 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 17, 2006, 05:34:05 PM
But unfortunately he's not here so I'll have to do it. *Jumps in front of coaster train*
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 17, 2006, 05:59:51 PM
CK: AAAAHHHHHH!
MT11: Super Mooooose!!! Oh, wait nah just MT11.
*Coaster car smacks into MT11 and he gets stuck on the front...*
CK: Just... wonderful... I can't see over or around you MT11, what's going on?
MT11: OMG we are heading straight for the ocean!
CK: Get me outta here!
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Warxe: Hmm, Razor you know we could use our modship to save them.
Razor: Yes, but let's not.
Warxe: Agreed. For I am... WARXE THE POWER-ABUSING MOD! WAHAHAH-
Drace: Don't get started...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 17, 2006, 07:14:49 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 17, 2006, 08:11:30 PM
Warxe: Grandy, watch out for that ro.....
*Grandy get's murdered by the speeding rollercoaster*
Warxe: Ok, it's time I use my powers to end this!
*Warxe uses his modship powers*
Warxe: Huh? Nothing happened!
Efil Coasta: That's right! Mods have no real power! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
Warxe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Archem: HAHA! Now you won't be able to save us, nana-nana booboo!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 17, 2006, 08:17:20 PM
Post by: Kinslayer on January 20, 2006, 01:19:30 AM
Ks: "Damn... what a night, headache... hey guys, what's happening?..."
Post by: Archem on January 20, 2006, 02:04:27 AM
MIC: My name got shortened.
KS: I see... I guess it makes sense.
CK: No. It doesn't.
MT11: I'm part of an evil roller coaster barreling towards the center of the Earth.
Grandy: And I got just a little bit older!
KS: ...
All: ...
Grandy: ... Oh. And I got this cool new toothbrush. It has a new color that I've never seen before on the bristly thingies! I shall call it "blellow."
CK: That would be green. And I wouldn't put that in your mouth, if I was you.
Grandy: But you're not! That means I'm-a gon' go brush mah teets! Err... I mean teeth.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 20, 2006, 07:12:18 PM
Post by: Archem on January 21, 2006, 12:01:39 AM
MIC: Aren't you supposed to be dead? Again?
Archem: Not anymore!
MIC: Wanna bet?
Then Mr. Cool pushes Archem into a wood chipper.
Archem: Noo! My one weakness! How could he have known?
MIC: That was suprisingly unsatisfying. Now I feel let down...
MT11: Teets!
Coolio begins to laugh like a child and clap his hands like a special kid.
Post by: Razor on January 21, 2006, 07:22:51 AM
Archem2, stfu with the negative things about Meiscool. Defence or not.
And wtf is with "Meiscool's cousin" who has no business in this thread, nay, Charas?
Furthermore, Meiscool, UT2K4. Must uberbattle soon.
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*Razor appeared, breaking the legs of Meiscool and Archem2. It was with this petty action that he and all of Charas realised that it achieved absolutely nothing.*
Archem2: Oh, pain!
Meiscool: Pain, oh!
*and various other things occured*
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 21, 2006, 09:54:55 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 21, 2006, 10:50:27 PM
A: ZOMG, Archem2 started this pub bashing thing!
B: He really his my cousin, and he's a fricken retard.
C: Not all my posts have had several bashs to Archem like his posts have at least 3 in each to me. I kept mine to a minium. He should know that over using something leads to it not being funny amore ( <--- This would be #1 --> ), though it really never was.
D: Yish! Uber battle we shall! Flaked to death you will become! PM or something.
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Meiscool: Oh yeah... well.... a wolf owned your mom last night!
CK: How original.
Meiscool: Yeah, I know.
MT11: ZOMG look! It's Martin Luther King Jr. rising from the dead!
Drace: What now?
Grandy: Huh?
Mr King: That's right! You didn't celebrate my holiday, now you must suffer!
KS: *Wasted* Hey guys... I just totally * Hick * realized that water... is wet!
Post by: Razor on January 22, 2006, 10:54:51 PM
CK: Who cares?
*Peppy's arwing crashes on CK, crushing him*
Peppy: Oh God, not again! *throws petrol all over the arwing, lights it on fire, and runs off*
Razor: Good days. *has a drink of his milk beverage*
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 23, 2006, 12:07:04 AM
Razor: Let's not bring MLK into this, Meiscool...
Meiscool: OMG RACIST!
MT11: I think it's more the fact that he's und-
Meiscool: Double racist!
CK: Hey, can someone put this fire out, I'm starting to suffer some 2nd degree burns here...
Post by: Razor on January 23, 2006, 02:37:07 AM
Razor: Command module, summon xweapons.onsavrilpickup
Grandy: Awha? *AVRiL appears*
Grandy: Oh no! You know my perpetual fear of horrible canadian singers! *pulls out gun*
Razor: No, not Avril Lavigne!
Meiscool: Hey, an Avril! *aims at the sky, shoots*
CK: Oh god, the pain! It burns, so!
*Xen falls out of the sky, crushing the flaming arwing reckage, and CK*
Meiscool: There we go, a double kill!
Xen: Ugghhhh...
CK: The burning... replaced by the crushing...!
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 23, 2006, 02:40:59 AM
Post by: Bluhman on January 23, 2006, 03:00:21 AM
*Xen is suddenly flung up in the air again by an unknown force and lands on Bluhman.*
Bluhman: Oh yes... 525600 pounds of pain. I'm quite fond of this.
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 23, 2006, 03:05:59 AM
(I dare you to try to guess what that last part is. :p)
Post by: Archem on January 23, 2006, 03:33:46 AM
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Archem: You know, I recently recieved some startling news.
MIC: I don't care-
CK: Did it have anything to do with lobsters?
Archem: Not this time, no. But it did have something to do with my credit card number.
KS: Oh reeeally! Hmm...
Razor: So... What is it?
Archem: Well, I usually don't give strangers any personal information about my credit, but seeing as how we're all friends here...
So Archem told them all of his credit information. They all took notes on conviently placed pads and paper.
MIC: Well then... I'm gonna go... to... the... um...
MIC runs off.
CK: Yeah... me too.
KS: Ditto.
Razor: Charizard.
Grandy: Banned! For talkin' 'bout Pokémon! Loser.
Razor: Tear.
Razor begins to tear up. He's so sad now. :(
Post by: Razor on January 23, 2006, 04:55:06 AM
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Archem: You know, I recently recieved some startling news.
MIC: I don't care-
CK: Did it have anything to do with lobsters?
Archem: Not this time, no. But it did have something to do with my credit card number.
KS: Oh reeeally! Hmm...
Razor: So... What is it?
Archem: Well, I usually don't give strangers any personal information about my credit, but seeing as how we're all friends here...
So Archem told them all of his credit information. They all took notes on conviently placed pads and paper.
MIC: Well then... I'm gonna go... to... the... um...
MIC runs off.
CK: Yeah... me too.
KS: Ditto.
Razor: Charizard.
Grandy: Banned! For talkin' 'bout Pokémon! Loser.
Razor: Tear.
Razor begins to tear up. He's so sad now. :(
Post by: Bluhman on January 23, 2006, 07:54:12 PM
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Oh great... Were stuck in an eternal loop... Damn. Now what?
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Razor: Fine. Digimon was much cooler anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Archem: You know, I recently recieved some startling news.
MIC: I don't care-
CK: Did it have anything to do with lobsters?
Archem: Not this time, no. But it did have something to do with my credit card number.
KS: Oh reeeally! Hmm...
Razor: So... What is it?
Archem: Well, I usually don't give strangers any personal information about my credit, but seeing as how we're all friends here...
So Archem told them all of his credit information. They all took notes on conviently placed pads and paper.
MIC: Well then... I'm gonna go... to... the... um...
MIC runs off.
CK: Yeah... me too.
KS: Ditto.
Razor: Charizard.
Grandy: Banned! For talkin' 'bout Pokémon! Loser.
Razor: Tear.
Razor begins to tear up. He's so sad now. :(
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 23, 2006, 07:57:27 PM
MIC: Oh y3ah b*tch3s, what kneow!?
Razor: .... WTF?
*Razor's Screen*
"You've been killed my Meiscool"
*Little thingie in corner*
"Razor walked on Meiscool's property"
*Meiscool's Screen*
"Killing Spree!"
MIC: ZOMG, L00k1t my uber 1337 ski11z 11one!!eleventy/one!11!!!!!!!
Razor: All you're doing is sniping and placing mines on the teleport....
MIC: Ure jUst mad because I th0ught 0f 1t f1rst!
*Little thingie in corner*
"Meiscool was smashed like a pancake by Razor's Manta"
*On screens*
"Meiscool's Killing Spree was ended by Razor"
MIC: Tu che......
Post by: Razor on January 23, 2006, 08:59:26 PM
*familiar sound*
MIC: What was that?
Razor: One thing you don't know about me, Meiscool...
MIC: You're a woman?
Others: LIEKZOMGLOL
Razor: No! And you lot shut up!
MIC: Oh you fscking 'deemer whor--
*Meiscool was OBLITERATED by Razor*
Razor: Fnaar fnaar!
Grandy: What the Hell are those two doing?
CK: I think it must be an injoke or something.
Red: I just want to say, that I suck, and that I'm a girl, and I like wearing ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys.
Post by: Kinslayer on January 24, 2006, 05:03:26 PM
Post by: Grandy on January 24, 2006, 05:41:39 PM
Post by: Archem on January 25, 2006, 02:54:24 AM
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Meanwhile, in prison...
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MIC: Prison food sucks.
CK: No way! I made a castle out of mine!
KS: And all the people are so nice! They give me hugs in the showers! I've never felt more loved!
MIC: Uh... I don't think they're "hugging" you...
KS: Well of COURSE they are! I mean, what else could they be doing?
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Razor: Pikachu!
Grandy: I'll beat you good!
Archem: Here! Use my "ugly stick"! It'll ka-blammle him good!
Drace: Aww... The guys on "Oz: Live" are hugging again! How sweet! Hey... Is that coasterkrazy?
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 25, 2006, 03:01:06 AM
Archem: Oh, suuuuuure...
CK: Yes, well I have no clue what is going on so please...
Grandy: I'm feeling posessed again... *bangs head into a brick wall*
Post by: Grandy on January 25, 2006, 03:06:02 AM
Razor: He is delirating! The only way to solve that is making he drink -and pay- 20 tons of whisky! *force Grandy in drinking*
Drace: You can call me mad, but... Isn't easier to deduce he just got beat when posting?
Razor: Oh, no! Drace is delirating too! *holds an walkie-talkie* I'll need more whisky, repeat, more whisky! It's like an epidemy over here!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 25, 2006, 03:14:43 AM
*Drops soap*
MIC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Maty: Pick of dat soap buddy.
MIC: That's ok... I was just finished
Maty: Did you get behind your ears?
MIC: Yes
Maty: Did you wash your feet real good?
MIC: Yes
Maty: Did you put soap on your hands and wash them?
MIC: ..... No
Maty: Then bend over, pick it up, and wash your hands
MIC: *Tear forming in his eye* Yes sir.....
Post by: Razor on January 25, 2006, 11:20:51 PM
Warxe: *summons*
Xen: *crushes*
Red: *stupids*
Drace: *statements*
Razor: *gives up*
Post by: Bluhman on January 25, 2006, 11:44:52 PM
Razor: Ok.
Warxe: Fine.
Drace: Sure.
Red: Yar.
Bluhman: So none of you are coming with me?
Razor: No.
Warxe: No.
Drace: No.
Red: Niet.
Bluhman: You all suck. *Leaves*
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Maty: Awright. Now dat you guys are all clean now, it's time for COMMUNITY SERVICE!
*Everyone gets in a big ol' policevan and drives off. Closeby, a monowheel with a freshly baked Bluhman begins to follow. The Bluhman draws a sword, a gun, and a sword tied to a gun all with a swift motion that some virgins would be shocked at.*
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 26, 2006, 12:15:35 AM
MIC: Hey, have you ever thought what's a Bluhman anyway? Like, is it some guy whose tongue is swollen so when he talks all he can say is "bluh" or something like that?
Archem: *cough*SeriesOfUnfortunateEvents*cough*
MIC: Uh... um... no... I... uh... never even heard of it before... yeah...
KS: Yeeeeaaaaaaahhh, I'm still drunk. *hic*
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Razor: Um, so... what else is new?
Red: I got a new dress yesterday.
Razor: Uh... heh, that's right I did say you wore dresses... so, I mean really what else is new?
Red: I got a new dress.
Razor: Seriously!
Red: I am serious!
Grandy: I wonder how this is gonna end...
Drace: My money's on Razor...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 26, 2006, 12:29:05 AM
Maty: You heard me, COMMUNITY SERVICE!
MIC: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I can't bare to help other people!
*Just then a giant sized Waffle made of Lard comes into the seen*
LardWaffles: BluhBagle, I challenge you!
Bluhbagle: Fine
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Red: See, now doesn't that look pretty
Razor: Wait a second.... how the hell did you convince me to wear a dress?
Grandy: Cough it up Drace.
Post by: Kinslayer on January 26, 2006, 12:34:10 AM
Post by: Archem on January 26, 2006, 03:37:42 AM
KS: BOOZE!
Grandy: Hehe... Boobs!
Blackbeard: Yarr!
Razor: Hey! You have to post a welcome thread first! You're...
BANNED!!!!!!!!!!
Blackbeard: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...!
Archem: Wow. That's some powerful banning.
Razor: Thankee. I try to do my best. Or worst.
DarkFlood resurfaces.
Darky: Hi guys! I'm back!
MIC: No you're not.
Darky: Oh. I thought I was...
Razor: Wait... Weren't you just in jail?
Darky: Me? Nah!
MIC: I believe he was talking about me. And, yes, I was. But now I'm helping people.
Razor: Oh really! And here I thought you hated helping people! So what are you helping to do?
MIC: I'm helping them commit suicide! This is the most fun I've ever had helping others!
Archem: Grrr! I can't figure out how to work this suicide machine!
MIC: Excuse me, I sense that I'm needed...
MIC goes to help the reincarnation of Kurt Cobain.
Post by: Razor on January 26, 2006, 08:55:11 AM
Everyone is doing nothing in the pub. Kinslayer is sober, or at least he says he is. Absolutely noone cares. DarkFlood is nowhere to be found, and is not being looked for. But then...
Meiscool: *enters* Hey guys, look what I got!
KC: *Kurt Cobain walks in* Whotf are you lot?
Archem: Wow, you actually did it!
Razor: Rar rar whatever.
Grandy: I probably could care.
CK: At least I'm not a squirrel.
Meiscool: So, can you imagine the way the world will change, now that I've resurrected Kurt Cobain?
Archem: Hey, you said you were gonna reincarnate him.
Meiscool: SILENCE!!! *points at Archem2. Nothing happens*
Razor: Hey Kurt-
Kurt: God you're hideous.
Razor: Your girlfriend has become a drunken old drug user!
Kurt: Nuffin's changed then?
Grandy: He's got you there, Razor.
Razor: Dude shut up.
Kurt: Why am I still here? I'm gonna watch some TV. *switches on a brand new [STRIKE]stolen[/STRIKE] flat screen high definition 208 inch plasma TV that was just lying around. Changes the channel to MTV*
Kurt: WTF is all this ****?
Razor: Oh, that's rap. And hip hop. It's this generations music.
Kurt: OH GOD *shoots self in the head*
Meiscool: OH GOD YOU MADE HIM KILL HIMSELF AGAIN!
Grandy: Heheheh, can you blame him?
Meiscool/Razor: Dude shut up!
Grandy: FINE THEN. Why don't I just go drink rat poison?
Razor: Well I've been putting it in the beer.
Warxe: *dies*
Post by: mind-master: brain(mmb) on January 26, 2006, 04:48:18 PM
MMB : hey mtv.. wait.. is that rap?! omg.. *sigs*..
razor : its this generations music..
MMB : oh great.. -_- anyway.. im thirsty gimme some beer!
beer : come get me yourself you lazy arse
razor : omg.. i think the rat poison has a strange effect with beer..
MMB's friend : rat poison? in beer? OMG!!! *dies*
MMB : great..... err.. im bored.... WHO WANTS A PIZZA!!
Post by: Razor on January 26, 2006, 10:41:21 PM
MIB1: Hello. We're from the Capital Letters. We're going to have to take this man away.
*two guys grab MMB and walk out the door, MMB kicks and screams*
*a forth guy drags MMB's friend out*
*a fifth guy gives everyone a business card*
Drace: *reading card* Punctuation. Grammar. Respect these, or we'll break your legs.
Grandy: Hey cool, they have a website.
Drace: With live webcam feed!
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*hours later, everyone gathers around a computer to watch MMB have his legs broke. hilarity ensues*
Post by: Archem on January 27, 2006, 12:31:47 AM
A man in black comes in and punches Archem in the crotch.
Archem: AAARRRGHGHGH!!!!
MIB: That's for what you just said right now.
The man in black leaves.
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 27, 2006, 12:53:29 AM
CK: I never really knew the guy...
MIC: yeah me niether;..
Drace: You just used bad punctuation, spelling and grammar!
*After finishing with MMB, the MIB look up at the webcam and point, which happens to be right in MIC's direction*
*Minutes Later*
Meiscool: *Being dragged out* I swear, I didn't mean it! pleaeeze!!!
MIB: Again! We will need to give you a special treatment...
Grandy: Wow, I wonder who it'll be next.
CK: Yeah, this is like Survivor or one of those other fixed reality shows where people get voted off.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 27, 2006, 01:36:12 AM
*MIB leaves MIC alone and kills CK, then they kill themselves for making a vital mistake in a previous post posted by a member somewhere*
Post by: Razor on January 27, 2006, 02:37:22 AM
In the antiuniverse, surrounded by white and nothing, the pub goers appear and float around a bit. Then the pub appears too.
Razor: Damn it Drace!
Drace: I'm telling you, it was Archem!
Archem: Not true!
Meiscool: Gah.
Warxe: Well, I'm gonna enter the pub for some No G drinking.
The others agreed, and entered. Noone questioned any oxygen related mishaps.
Post by: Archem on January 27, 2006, 03:17:29 AM
Archem: Whew glad it warn't me's!?
The interdimentional men in black show up...
Post by: WarxePB on January 27, 2006, 03:30:08 AM
AntiMIB: It's best not to think about it.
Warxe: But shouldn't we implode or disappea- *pops out of antiexistance*
Alex: Silly Warxe, science is for old men.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 27, 2006, 03:49:30 AM
Archem: He he, silly faggot, dicks arn't for kids!
Rabbit: Ah shucks *Gets warped out of the antiuniverse*
Post by: Archem on January 28, 2006, 04:47:44 AM
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Archem: Remember the time I stopped that meteor?
Darky: But you ruined my shoes...
Razor: And you ruined my po... err...car keys...
Warxe: And you somehow blew up the rocket!
Drace: And remember my toy car?
MIC: And that wasn't ice cream, was it?
KS: And... Hey... DID he blow up the rocket?
Grandy: Hmm... I don't know!
Archem: Yeah, but I did it all in style!
everyone imitates the men in black in their efficient yet brutal punishment methods. Karma sucks, don't it?
Post by: Grandy on January 28, 2006, 11:51:46 AM
Grandy: Yeah, Fun Fact, we already know that, luckly no one here brought any materia, right? *looks to the others*
Cloud: *cold sweatdropping*... ... ...
Grandy: Cloud?
Cloud: I... *tear formming in his eyes* I JUST WANTED TO CATCH AN CHOCOBO! *Chocobo Materia comes out of his pockets*
Razor: Sonuva- *explodes*
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 28, 2006, 06:37:14 PM
Post by: Razor on January 29, 2006, 08:07:06 AM
Razor: So... sup?
Drace: That was cheap.
Post by: Grandy on January 30, 2006, 07:09:01 PM
--------Somewhere in the North of Charas--------
Warxe: ACHOOOO! Eh?
--------Back in the now-exploded pub--------------
Grandy: It was really, really boring to solve things that way, and using non-logical arguments just for make it that way is too. So, I'll explode this damn place as many times as I need until we do something instead of respawning here. Any questions?
Post by: Razor on January 30, 2006, 07:55:09 PM
Drace: Well I remember a time where a certian GRANDY would go insane at the mention of RESPAWN.
Grandy: :|
Drace: RESPAWN RESPAWN RESPAWN RESPAWN RESPAWN RESP-*smack*-OW!
Meiscool: Will you STFU?
Razor: Anyway, point made. *phone* Yeah, Hello? I'd like to order a new pub...
Post by: Archem on January 30, 2006, 10:15:33 PM
Other end of the phone (OEP): Uhh... This is Tomi's Big City Wings. I think you dialed the wrong number.
Razor: Like hell I did! It's on freakin' speed-dial!
CK: Ahem!
CK points at the speed dial listings:
1: Playboy Hotline
2: Pizza Hut
3: Ronald's Pub Delivery Service
4: Tomi's Big City Wings
5: Big Gay Hotline
6: Man-gina Hotline
7: Warxe Rules Fan Club
8: Ted's Speed-Dial Tampering Service
9: Razor For Dummies
Razor: That crazy Warxe! Always with the meddling! Those boys!
MIC: "Those"? Who's the other one(s)?
Razor: Ted.
Archem: Ah! It all makes sence now!
KS: The Pub making sense? That means no disorder! AHHHH!!!
KS jumps out of the third story window.
Razor: Hmm... I shouldn't have installed break-away glass... Or a third story window... Or a third story with no second story, for that matter!
Drace: And you said this place was finished! Shoddy worksmanship, I say! Bad Razor! Bad! Go sit in your cage!
Razor: *Whimper*
Razor goes and sits in a cage off in the corner.
Razor: And why did I buy this cage?
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OEP: Hello? Are you still there? This is long distance, isn't it? Hello?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 30, 2006, 10:32:06 PM
Razor: It was the lag!!!!! Their are short varibles between time that must be used to effective combat one another in an uber battle but I never got the chance to make efficent use of the due to laggggg!
Grandy: Inside jokes suck.
Drace: You suck.
Post by: Archem on January 30, 2006, 11:17:17 PM
HEAD SHOT!
Archem: Noooo!
MIC: Flak Cannon, biatch!
Archem: But I DEFINED the use of flak cannonry!
Archem has a flash-back to the days of UT: GOTYE
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Chode: Dude, there's a sniper on the blue team tower and he's covering the sniper spot. ******* spawn camper.
Archem: Don't worry, I got it.
Archem fires a flak cannon shot up the multi-story tower.
DOUBLE KILL!
Archem: Yeah. Now to get my coveted snipee wifle!
One minute later...
CONGRATULATIONS! RED TEAM WINS!
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Red Kills Deaths Blue Kills Deaths
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Archem 157 18 [STK]haxorz 85 93
Chode 97 52 |<1||9 |<0|_|)72 105
Shizamm! 82 107 Big CockY2k52 67
n00bl37 64 103 Alastor 32 98
Yimmmo 17 82 DripDripDrip18 12
Sad Strong 7 21
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Razor: That has got to be the most useless waste of time and space that I've ever seen! Not to mention detailed! Too detailed...
MIC: I can almost taste it!
KS: And I am once again left out in the cold.
CK: Cluelessness sux0rz...
Drace: I remember that! I had 52-67... That match sux0red!
EDIT: Gasp! Charas killed the spaces! Now it's all blobbed together...
Post by: Razor on January 31, 2006, 06:04:21 AM
Meiscool: HE'S A WITCH!
Drace: BURN HIIIM!
****
Later, at the stake
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Grandy: So, is he actually a witch?
Meiscool: YOU STOLE MY WATCH!
Drace: BURN HIIIM!
****
Later, same place
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Archem: What's wrong with these people, are they retarded?
Grandy: That's my guess.
*BURNING*
Post by: Archem on January 31, 2006, 12:10:17 PM
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Archem: Yeah, I'd have to agree. Death by burning has got to be the worst way to die. I mean, it's all hot and you melt and stuff. And it smells awful!
Grandy: Uh... Who are you talking to?
Archem: You, of course!
Razor: How exactly do you know about the effects of fire on such a personal level?
Archem: Uh... Chemistry?
Drace: Time fo' a good ol' fashun'd lynchin'! By-and-by weel see if'n he flowts!
MIC: Hey! Give me my cool cowboy hat back!
Darky: Uh.. you DO know that a certain movie involving certain cowboys has caused a decline in personal opinions among cowboys, right?
MIC: I don't catch your drift.
Archem: He said you're gay.
MIC: SONUVABITCH!
MIC flings his hat like a frisbee at DarkFlood, decapitating him.
MIC: Now who's a gay cowboy?
CK: Hey, did we just go back in time?
Charas Pub, Somewhere in Wisconsin, USA, 1842
Archem: Oh shizzle...
KS: Friggin' cowboy witches...
Post by: Razor on January 31, 2006, 09:25:07 PM
Archem: Can you get us down now.
Razor: No! Too riled up. Need to watch people burning, it helps calm me down.
Archem: O_o
Post by: Kinslayer on January 31, 2006, 10:33:39 PM
Cowboy witch: Hey! Anything against us?!
ks: Uh... talk to my friend Archem!!!
Archem: Waht's wrong ks?
ks: This people wanna talk to ya, I'm off to drink some more...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 31, 2006, 10:37:36 PM
Entire pub: Yay!
Drace: Did the pub just talk?
Razor: Can't hear you, to busy watching things burn.
Post by: coasterkrazy on January 31, 2006, 11:17:15 PM
Archem: I made a really long post and changed the plot entirely to make it confusing. Make that 2 long posts actually.
CK: *Smacks head* I'm still confused. So... what's going on here?
Post by: Kinslayer on January 31, 2006, 11:20:20 PM
Shaman: always ready!!!!! *resurrects KS*
Ks: Whoa! thanks!!! But... where is my left arm!!!
Shaman: Well, that's yur problem, I make no mistakes!
Ks: Damn!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 31, 2006, 11:22:39 PM
CK: Oh?
Archem: We are!? I can't live with this! Meiscool, Gimme your gun!
MIC: Are yo.....
*Archem grabs the gun and shoots himself*
Archem: MOTHER FUCKA!
MIC: that would be my toy bang gun....
Drace: Quite! I can't hear Blanche Devereaux talk about why men can't be trusted!
Grandy: What an inspiration!
Post by: Archem on February 01, 2006, 02:19:20 AM
Archem: Poop! This sucks!
Razor: Eh! What did I JUST SAY!?!
Archem: Uh... You said you were gay?
Warxe: Uh... No... That was me...
Drace: Warxe! But I thought we killed him!
Grandy: No, no! You're thinking of DarkFlood!
MIC: Why are we yelling!?!
Ozzy: B'caus Ozzy sed so.
Archem: OMFG! It's Ozzy Osbourne! That's... How many celebs have I sumoned?
Razor: That's it! I'm gonna wash your mouth out with soup!
Ozzy: ...Eh... Why not "soap"?
Razor: That's it!
Razor bites off Ozzy's head.
Archem: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!dead.
MIC: Whoa! You killed him! And Archem died, too!
DOUBLE KILL!
Razor: Yeah. I'm just good like that. Now, time to wash Archem's mouth out with soup...
Post by: coasterkrazy on February 01, 2006, 03:13:52 AM
Razor: Really? Go make me a sandwich! Anyone else want anything? CK is taking orders!
Warxe: Oh, yeah I want pizza.
Meiscool: I crave a good homemade pie right about now.
Drace: Can me and Grandy get some cookies over here? *Throws apron at CK, which lands on his head*
CK: _sweat_ Why do I get myself into these things... *walks over to the Pub's kitchen*
Post by: Archem on February 01, 2006, 03:22:37 AM
Quote
Originally posted by coasterkrazy
CK: _sweat_ Why do I get myself into these things... *walks over to the Pub's kitchen*
Which soon after he enters it, it explodes.
Archem: I'll take a poo poo platter!
Razor: Eh! Bad Archem! Hurry up with that soup! Someone needs an ***-whoopin'! And I'm pretty sure it's not a "poo poo" platter...
Archem: Crap!
Razor: :frag: Archem.
Post by: Razor on February 01, 2006, 09:32:06 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
Drace: Quite! I can't hear Blanche Devereaux talk about why men can't be trusted!
Singly handed best line ever? Quite possibly!
Uhh... I really have nothing to contribute.
Post by: Drace on February 01, 2006, 02:05:21 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
quote: Originally posted by Meiscool
Drace: Quite! I can't hear Blanche Devereaux talk about why men can't be trusted!
Singly handed best line ever? Quite possibly!
Uhh... I really have nothing to contribute.
Please don't use my character to refer to things with French names. Please, don't. Also, you guys have my character so much out of character. Don't use it anymore unless you know me by now. And with that I mean: Razor, Grandy, MT11, everyone else who was on Charas before them.
Also, get some character development. Really spices up the game. It's getting quite boring with all the stereotypes now.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 01, 2006, 07:19:47 PM
MT11: Rass man, rass.
Post by: Razor on February 01, 2006, 08:37:20 PM
Drace: Jigga wha? Need some hos, BIATCH! DONT BE PLAYIN ME FOOL!
Warxe: M'lord, ye needeth not concern, for thy hath no desire for yonder maidens of thy streets.
MT11: Derpaderpaderp!
CK: Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!
Red: I like Razor. Razor's the best. Good old Razor. I like him. He's great. We're lucky to be in his presence.
GhostClown: WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! *explodes*
Drace: You don't pay any attention at all, do you?
Razor: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Post by: Drace on February 02, 2006, 06:09:23 AM
Warxe: Splendid job, m'friend.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 02, 2006, 06:52:47 PM
Post by: Grandy on February 02, 2006, 07:01:49 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 02, 2006, 07:08:05 PM
Post by: WarxePB on February 02, 2006, 08:02:07 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 02, 2006, 08:32:58 PM
Post by: coasterkrazy on February 02, 2006, 09:00:49 PM
Post by: drenrin2120 on February 02, 2006, 09:11:50 PM
Kimh Jong Ill: Up shut! I speak fiiiine, engrish! Speak fiiiiiner engrish than j00! Better than Bush. I make you and country go boom!
Post by: WarxePB on February 02, 2006, 09:24:10 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on February 03, 2006, 12:16:21 AM
Warxe:*Fires*Ha-a-a!
Duke:Noo!
Warxe:He!
Duke:Oghnn,now I don't know math!
Warxe:Wrong gun.*Fires Engrish*
Duke:Yeah oh?*Fires Correction Shot gun*
*The pub is decorated with flowers and pink crap*
Duke:La Wee! HAHAHAHAHA!*Runs out
Razor:It burns us!!*Runs out*
Post by: Archem on February 03, 2006, 03:47:52 AM
MIC: What? You know speak to me that like-ways!
Razor: Oh noes! All our Pub are belonging to who is set up the bomb!
Warxe: Yarr! You have no chance to survive make your time!
CK: Thank you very much for to playing my game it is!
Spell/Grammar Check: ... WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The language has been reset. To, umm... English again, I guess. Or, as retarted, nationalists US pig-faced citizens like me would say (if I was a retarted, nationalist US pig-faced citizen): American.
Drace: I prefer "Englich".
Archem: The text said it's FIXED!
Archem beats Drace with a wooden board with a nail in it as he enunciates "fixed".
Post by: Razor on February 05, 2006, 12:01:10 AM
*everyone dies*
Post by: Drace on February 05, 2006, 06:54:57 AM
Quote
Originally posted by drenrin2120
drenrin: Kim Jong Ill, he such a ***.
Kimh Jong Ill: Up shut! I speak fiiiine, engrish! Speak fiiiiiner engrish than j00! Better than Bush. I make you and country go boom!
[whisper] Pssst, he can't say the R, it's an L for him. Also the H is a G[/whisper]
Kim Jong Ill: Sgut up! I speak bestest english eva! Speak bestel english then jews! Bettel than Geolhe! Make countly USA go boom!
Post by: SleepAid on February 05, 2006, 08:18:56 AM
Whatever, gimme a beer.
Post by: Razor on February 05, 2006, 08:32:55 AM
Anyway, it could always be worse. It could be 4chan!
*pours Sleepaid a drink, then coughs really deeply into it*
Ahh, that removed some phlegm.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 05, 2006, 09:02:09 AM
Razor: What the hell are you talking about? *Razor's head is slowly getting bigger*
Sleepaid: Yeah, what the hell? *Starts making thrusting movements*
Post by: DarkFlood2 on February 05, 2006, 12:38:49 PM
*DarkFlood pulls out a BFG and blasts Sleepaid to pieces*
Archem: Why did you do that?
DarkFlood: *sitting down to get a drink* Because I haven't done anything in a while.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 05, 2006, 04:27:42 PM
Razor: I would be on there, but I'm tired of losing
Archem: I don't have 2004 :(
Kim Jong Ill: UT2004 have many bomb. I blow you all up. Give me to play!
Post by: Archem on February 05, 2006, 05:50:11 PM
DarkFlood: A-haha!
MIC: What a loser!
Archem: *sniff* :(
Post by: Razor on February 05, 2006, 09:16:29 PM
I'm gonna need a lot more alcohol.
Drace: I SECOND THAT ACTION.
MT11: I SECOND THAT SECOND.
Warxe: I SECOND THAT SECOND.
Grandy: I SECO-- *shot by Razor's shotgun*
Razor: Enough of that! And I'm not tired of losing! I'll gladly lose to your connection some more!
MIC: Yes. Right. My "connection".
Post by: Grandy on February 06, 2006, 01:44:52 AM
Grandy: Please... *suddenly revives and looks to Drace* Help me!
*Time start to go back quickly and goes 20 posts in the past.*
(If anyone didn't understand, this is a reference for Tru Calling.)
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 06, 2006, 02:16:33 AM
Drace: Yo G-dawg! You got Warxe down straight, but you be haten on your homeboy Drace!
MIC: Fo Shizzle
Post by: Razor on February 06, 2006, 05:43:04 AM
MIC: We'z iz chillin, homie.
Drace: Werd up!
************
zomfg, what happen? we went back, NOW WE ARE GANGSTA Gs!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 06, 2006, 05:32:52 PM
Mic: Fo real? Erm, Sh!t.
Drace: Sh!t.
Razor: Dis Gangster sh!t is... sh!t
*50cent walks in*
50cent: It's like back home! Sh!t!
Post by: SleepAid on February 07, 2006, 02:36:32 AM
Post by: shinotebasiiackh on February 07, 2006, 02:39:05 AM
OW! ****!
*rubs nose* Sorry guys, I door didn't open and I walked right into it.
*rubs nose again*
....Go die in a fire, SleepAid.
Post by: Grandy on February 09, 2006, 01:00:51 AM
God: He asked for it!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 09, 2006, 01:13:35 AM
Archem: OMG, 50cent! I WUV YOU!
Warxe: wait.... 50cent!? I can't stand your hardcore rapping and vulger lyrics!
*Warxe shoots 50cent 3 times*
50cent: Sh!t!
*Warxe shoots 50cent 4 more times*
50cent: Sh!t! Motha fucka!
Warxe: WTF? WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?
Warxe------50cent
---V-------------V---
--- :guns:----- :yell: ---
Post by: WarxePB on February 09, 2006, 01:36:55 AM
Warxe: Oh yeah? *pulls out giant bazooka labelled "Jill"* Well, even gods can be killed! *fires gun*
*planet a splodes*
Warxe: Whoops.
50cent: Weak, man. Weak.
Warxe: !WW!TFTTTFFFTTFFWWW!! *implodes*
Post by: Archem on February 09, 2006, 03:28:25 AM
MIC gives Archem a cookie.
Archem: Thanks! ... Hey! This is raisin oatmeal! I don't want a plywood-and-mouse-dropping cookie! How dare y-
50 Cent: :frag: :x
Warxe: Oh my god! They killed Archey!
Razor: You *******!
Archem: Nah, it's cool. I'm a ghost now. Hey, watch this!
Archem posseses 50 Cent.
50 Archem: Yo, dawg, this be off the... Shizzle?
DarkFlood: Oh well... It's still Archem... Just black now...
MIC: Booh... You suck...
50 Archem: :(
Post by: WarxePB on February 09, 2006, 04:12:49 AM
Alien: TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.
Warxe: We don't have a planet, much less a leader. Which brings up the question of why we can survive in space... *chokes, freezes and implodes*
Razor: It's best not to think about those things.
Warxe: *unimplodes* Can do.
Alien: MEANINGLESS HUMANS. ALL MUST BE DESTROYED.
Razor: Hey, I'm not human.
Warxe: Neither am I.
50 Archem: I'm black, yo. We're better than humans... fo' sho'?
MIC: No. Just... no.
Alien: YO. WHAT IS YO?
Warxe: Hey, wait a sec! This statement is false.
Alien: STUPID HUMAN. *eats Warxe*
MT11: Hey, that's my job!
Alien: *eats MT11*
Razor: How ironic...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 09, 2006, 06:50:18 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on February 09, 2006, 09:28:38 PM
Duke:Ah shut up!*Hit him in the head with a frying pan*
shinotebasiiackh:AAGGGHHHH!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!
Duke:*Takes out M16 with gernade launcher attached*You want to play rough? We'll play rough! Say hello to my little friend!*Shoots gernade at shinotebasiiackh,flaming bits of gore go everywhere*
MT11:A buffet!*Starts eating*
Post by: coasterkrazy on February 09, 2006, 09:40:26 PM
50 Archem: Yo sheeit man he be on FIYA!
CK: Hm, amazing how nothing has happened to me yet, but I guess I'll be a firefighter. *Extinguishes Shinote*
Shinote: *gasps*
Alien: YOU INSIGNIFICANT FOOL YOU ARE TO REMAIN ON FIRE. *eats shinote*
CK: Hmm, well that's--
Alien: *Eats CK*
CK *inside alien*: Uh... hey guys...
MT11: What do you say we eat him from the inside out?
CK: Ummm... let's not and say we did.
Warxe: Seriously, we gotta find a way out of here.
MT11: Right, then old chap. What? I'm British yet no one here has made me speak... Britishly...
Post by: WarxePB on February 09, 2006, 09:56:56 PM
Alien: SHUT UP AND DIGEST.
All: Eew.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 09, 2006, 10:04:01 PM
Razor: Wait a second, that's impossible, something can't eat it's own head!
MIC: To the transitive property, it can.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 09, 2006, 10:09:44 PM
Post by: Archem on February 09, 2006, 10:25:58 PM
DarkFlood: I don't know what the hell he just said.
MIC: I understood one word: G.
Warxe: That's how you know it's fair!
Alien: My head tastes great! But it needs a little salt...
50 Archem: Fo' shizzle... uh... G.
Razor: Yup... It's definitely still Archem in that big, black, muscular, sweaty, manly, beautiful body... Se-
CK: By god's name, if you say "sexy", I'll stab you in the eye!
Razor: ... SEnt into eXile, Yo.
CK: WAKKACHAKKACHAKKA!!!
Razor: Ow! My eye!
Alien: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! SALT IN OPEN WOUND HURTS!!!
Post by: WarxePB on February 11, 2006, 05:47:08 PM
Post by: Drace on February 11, 2006, 08:45:57 PM
Warxe: That was expected. *-_-*
Drace: Expected, you say?
Warxe: Yes.
Drace: Then why is my foot in your face?
MIC: ZOMG PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: WarxePB on February 11, 2006, 09:41:30 PM
Chuck Norris: *kicks Drace*
Drace: *explodes*
Chuck Norris: Have I FINALLY repayed you?
Warxe: Mmmm... not quite. You still need to do my laundry for about 2 billion years.
Chuck Norris: D: *disappears*
Razor: How does that work?
Warxe: Well...
*2 hours later*
Warxe: ...and then I saved him from those tomatoes.
Razor: What tomatoes?
Warxe: The ones I was just explaining.
MIC: You didn't explain anything. You said "Well, 2 hours later and then I saved him from those tomatoes."
Warxe: I did explain everything! You just skipped over the cutscene with the Start button!
MIC: *pressing Start button* ...what? Cutscenes are boring.
Post by: coasterkrazy on February 11, 2006, 09:48:30 PM
Warxe: To do what?
CK: To go make Chuck Norris my best friend, duh!
Warxe: You can't, he's already my slave.
CK: But he can be mine too!
Warxe: No he can't.
CK: Yes he can.
*2 hours later*
Warxe: And that's why mountains have tops. Therefore, Chuck Norris can't be a slave to both of us at the same time.
CK: What are you talking about?
Warxe: _sweat_
MIC: See, he skips cutscenes too.
Razor: Well I watched that time, and I gotta say that I think...
Post by: MrMister on February 11, 2006, 09:59:19 PM
Bartender: O RLY
MM: *pulls out handgun*
Post by: Archem on February 12, 2006, 05:11:00 AM
CK: My soda! Why?! Whyyyyyyy?!
MM: Because, she used to be my lover...
*Flashback, in grainy, brownish-tinted black-and-white film with a slow alto sax playing*
MM: I love you, babe, but that doesn't mean I won't follow through on my contract.
Pepsiâ„¢ brand cola: Fzzzz.
MM: No, I can't. I wish it were that easy, but it isn't.
Pepsiâ„¢ brand cola: Pss!
MM: We never could, fate was against us in this spin of the wheel. I played the game of craps we know as life, and I just rolled a pair of snake-eyes.
Pepsiâ„¢ brand cola: *Pouring sound*.
MM: Don't cry, you knew it from the moment we met. I suggest that you skip town, take the next train to Nice, and look into a new life. It would be a real shame if the tables turned, and we were dealt a bad hand.
Pepsiâ„¢ brand cola: ...
MM: I'll never forget you, but I can't overlook what you've done to me. Let's part ways now, and live life the way we were meant to.
*Flash forward*.
CK: That didn't explain a thing!
MIC: No, but it sure was tasty!
Razor: Or tasteless. And cheap. Not the best movie plot out there.
Archem is sipping up the remaining Pepsiâ„¢ brand cola from the floor. Good to the last drop.
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Holy crap. This would be great for their new advertising campaign.
Post by: Razor on February 12, 2006, 06:02:29 AM
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Razor: "Of course, This is the Charas Pub. There's no bias towards one drink or another," Razor said as he poured his Coca Cola into his limited edition Coca Cola glass, which he removed from his Coca Cola minibar fridge. COCA COLA FLASHES WITHIN 1/10000th of a second.
CoasterKrazee: Hey, someone misspelt my name. :(
Post by: MrMister on February 12, 2006, 06:29:50 AM
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MM: *sips Pilsner in amazingly cool bad *** cowboy pose* *looks over at a portrait of Red Giant* ...we hardly knew ye. *wipes tear away from eye*
Post by: Drace on February 12, 2006, 08:00:48 AM
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Warxe: *summons Chuck Norris* Give Drace another roundkick in the face.
Chuck: Yesssh, massshter.
Drace: Freeze! *holds up a bottle of Dr. Pepper* *squizes the bottles and the liquid shoots out and lands right in his mouth as the Popeye theme plays* *arms and muscles grow bigger and when he flexes, you can see a steam boat in it*
Chuck: Oh noes!!! It'z zie Peppereye!
Drace: *wakes up* Ah, ah, ahhhhhhhhhhh DAMN IT!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 12, 2006, 09:57:31 AM
All: 0_o
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 12, 2006, 02:36:04 PM
Ed: "I thought I told you! There is no such thing as a female moose!"
*Flies into outer space*
All: _sweat_
Post by: Kinslayer on February 12, 2006, 06:53:00 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 12, 2006, 09:13:28 PM
CK: MIC!!!!! This is the worst thing you've ever done!
Warxe: What'd he do?
MIC: I took Razor's car out for a spin....
Razor: Which one!?
MIC: The red one
Razor: *Sighs* good, th..
Drace: THAT WAS MY CAR!
MIC: Wow Drace, take it easy.
Drace: YOU CRASHED MY CAR!
MIC: Jeeze, you're acting like this is the first stupid thing I've ever done.
Drace: NAME ONE THING STUPIDER!
MIC: Well... remember when I crashed that red car?
Post by: Razor on February 13, 2006, 08:27:24 PM
Razor: You tearin' up there?
Red: No, no, I just have something in my eye.
Razor: You don't have any eyes.
Red: OH CHRIST I LOST THEM AGAIN. DAMMIT MY WIFE IS GONNA KILL ME.
Post by: shinotebasiiackh on February 14, 2006, 10:05:09 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 14, 2006, 08:49:44 PM
Drace: YOU BETTER BE!
MIC: Anyway I could make it up to you?
Drace: GO KILL YOURSELF!
MIC: Other th....
Drace: THEN NO!
MIC: What if I told you some good news about your car?
Drace: Huh? What might that be?
MIC: I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.
Post by: Archem on February 14, 2006, 09:22:20 PM
...
...............
Archem: I've got it! They should have commercials were people confuse a gecko with Geico! Uh... G.
Razor: Rawr. Still black, still s-
CK: PRESTAB!!!
Razor: AHHH!!! MY OTHER EYE!!!
Archem: Yup. I think I deserve a root beer. Real men don't pilfer over cola, real men drink false beer.
KS: Birch beer! 'Twill whoop yo' ***!
MIC: I forgot that Archem was black!
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Seriously though, I'm a root beer kinda guy. I'm gonna go to an island where root beer runs down a sterilized river and off a sterilized waterfall into my tall, tall glass of root beer. Birch beer can come, too. He's like the retarted cousin that people still love anyways. Mmm...
Post by: Tomi on February 15, 2006, 02:49:21 AM
Tomi- *fart*
Tomi walks out.
Post by: Drace on February 15, 2006, 11:32:36 AM
Razor: What's the matter?
Red: I can't sniff the fart. *:(*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 15, 2006, 11:48:50 AM
*Everyone else is dead*
Post by: WarxePB on February 15, 2006, 03:48:20 PM
Tomi: You can't do that!
Warxe: *dodges Laws of Physics*
Tomi: That's MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
Warxe: Wow. You remind me of me when I was a little girl. *sniggers*
Post by: smokey_locs2002 on February 15, 2006, 03:57:24 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 15, 2006, 07:54:56 PM
Quote
Originally posted by smokey_locs2002
*touches himself*
ZOMGZROFLMAOLOLZXD!!!!!!!!!!!!FTW.
MIC: Tomi, was that an euclidean or non-euclidean fart?
Tomi: euclidean, why?
MIC: AHAH! That means it can't exist in a 3D plane! You never farted, unless it was to the transitive property!
Tomi: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Razor: Wait, for the sake of the story, let's say Tomi is right.
Tomi: Yay!
MIC: WTF? If he's right, that means charas pub has to be 2D!
Gombo the Wizard: *Claps* done!
*Pub turns 2D*
MIC: You Bastard....
Warxe: What the?
CK: I don't know wtf you guys are bitching about, I still feel and look the same.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 15, 2006, 08:46:01 PM
*Whole pub is a big Pacman level with MT11 goin around eating members*
Post by: WarxePB on February 15, 2006, 09:34:44 PM
Gombo: No, you can't bribe me.
Warxe: Awww...
Gombo: You can, however, recover my Magical Staff of +4 Powerness from The Cave of Dragon The Wombat...
Warxe: Screw that! I'll just go get some other, more experienced, wizard to do that. *gets eaten by MT*
MT11: Woo! Power pellet! *everyone starts flashing blue*
Red: ....RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Post by: Archem on February 15, 2006, 09:40:57 PM
Razor: I'm not gay.
Warxe: We know. You just don't care.
CK: Hey! He didn't even say "sexy" yet!
Razor: 2D secksei!
CK: Ker-stab.
Alien: No enthusiasm, human. AND THE SALT STILL BURNS!!!
MIC: And here I thought that the alien died or something. Guess I was wrong.
And then the 3D fart killed the 8-bit pub's pet goldfish...
8-bit pet monkey: This post made no sense! Tell the people! End this madness NOW!
Archem: Yo, shut that monkey UP! Fo' sheezey.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 15, 2006, 09:43:25 PM
MT11: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!! *Eats Archem* THE TWILIGHT ZONEEEEE!!!!
Post by: WarxePB on February 15, 2006, 09:48:17 PM
MT11: Man, I'm full.
Razor: Free beer! Free beer for everyone! *hooks hose to taps, and sprays beer onto the masses*
MIC: *looks at Archem* My, aren't you a handsome one. I'm sure the girls are over you like flies.
Drace: *curled up in a corner* No... not the monkey... not the monkey...
Warxe: Uh... yeah. I'm gonna go turn 5-D or something. *transforms the Charas Pub into a sidescrolling action game, and jumps off*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 15, 2006, 09:50:43 PM
Red: I know, that was Warxe's joke.
MIC: Oh. I'll be right back.
Archem: Fo shizzle dawg, I'm black, Fo shi...
Razor: Shutup.
Archem: Yes sir.....
Drace: Meiscool.... what are you doing with my car keys?
CK: OMG, is he gonna drive again!?
*Two hours later*
CK: Well, I haven't heard any crashes yet...
Warxe: That's just because a '2 hours later' sign just came up, but really, no time passed.
CK: Deja vu....
*Crash, bang, burn, blast, asplode, stuff*
Drace: OMG!!! My ****ing car!
MIC: Sorry dude.
MT11: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!! *Eats Archem* THE TWILIGHT ZONEEEEE!!!!
Post by: Razor on February 16, 2006, 11:31:36 AM
MIC: Oh boy, this can only end in tears.
Razor: THAT'S MY CATCH PHRASE! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU! ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU IN THE JURY!
Jury: *gasp*
Post by: WarxePB on February 16, 2006, 04:07:22 PM
Razor: KILL J00!
Warxe: No, KILL J00. *Razor gets sucked into a black hole* W00t.
MIC: That's not fair.
Warxe: LOCK3D! *giant "no" symbol appears over MIC* Ah, I've always wanted to do that. *gloats*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 16, 2006, 05:57:17 PM
Einstein: I KNEW IT!
Post by: Drace on February 16, 2006, 06:34:30 PM
Drace: *points at MT11* It's on YOUR shoulders now! Muahahaha! Come! Mini-me! *runs away with a mini-him*
Post by: Big_Duke on February 16, 2006, 08:48:45 PM
*Drace looks at duke*
Duke:*Attacks Drace*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 16, 2006, 09:05:10 PM
CK: What's he saying?
Archem: I dunno.... but he seems to be speaking in code.
Drace: Wait... I know that language, it's dumbass!
CK: He's right, he's speaking in dumbass!
Grandy: I know how to speak dumbass, let me translate!
MIC: *We are inside the Wartix! We must find the architect and destroy it!*
CK: Oh!
Drace: I see....
Razor: That makes sence
Archem: Wait.... all he said was "no no no no nooo no no!"
Grandy: Oh right, I know how to speak it, I just don't understand it.
*TRANSLATION: FAILURE!*
Post by: Big_Duke on February 17, 2006, 11:22:31 PM
MIC:*Becomes 42*
Razor:*Becomes the question*
Jury:*Becomes fish*
Duke:If i am every thing than the universe is me.
MIC:THE logic,it burns us.
Duke:I control everything! I am everything.
Jury:I taste good.
MIC:I'm a number
Razor:I am E!
Duke:You all die*holds his breath*
Razor:what does that do?*Dies,and everybody follows*
Post by: coasterkrazy on February 18, 2006, 12:18:33 AM
MIC: ERROR!
CK: DOES NOT COMPUTE!
MT11: ME LIEEEKZA PANCAKES!!!!
Razor: YOU'RE PROBABLY FAT!
*Universe a splodes*
Bill Nye: And that's what happened BEFORE the big bang. Any questions?
Post by: Archem on February 18, 2006, 05:03:46 AM
MIC: Gah! He's speaking in tongues again!
CK: Out with it, man! Who has possessed you?!
Grandy: It was I! Muhuhuhahahahahaha!!!!!!
Razor: Not today, bub.
Razor pulls out a flame-thrower and scorches Grandy. Then he presses the "Re-3Dify" button.
Tomi: Hey guys, what's up?
Tomi farts again. In 3D this time.
Archem: No! A fart of such magnitude will bring out my dark secret!
Tomi: Ha! Like what?
Archem: :vampire:
MIC: I've seen darker.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 18, 2006, 08:54:16 AM
Razor: ...Drinks?
Red: Weeeeeeeeeeee!
Post by: Archem on February 18, 2006, 10:05:19 PM
MIC: Wait wait wait... So now you're a vampire AND black?
C5A: Oui.
CK: And he's Mexican!
KS: You 'tard! He's not Mexican! He's clearly Irish!
C5A: Well, I DO have a blood addiction... especially with those supposed "DWI"s... And I DO want to knife you, holmes. AND I is feelin' black, G. Not to mention the "Bleah!" You know, I just might be all of those things! Good job, everybody!
Razor: Hot steak, coming through!
Grandy: Steak <3! I <3LOVE<3 steak!
Grandy tackles Razor, causing the steak to go flying through the air, landing on Arch- err... Count 50 Archem.
C5A: Bleaaaaaaah.....! I'm melting!!! Right on my heart, G! Bleah!dead.
MIC: Wow. You've done what I've been wanting to do for ages. Now I feel all hollow inside... Like I've lost my reason for living... No, wait, I've still got hookers. Life is good again!
Drace: And I saw that all coming. Shame on you!
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On a personal note, I am actually 50% Mexican. Yeah.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 18, 2006, 10:21:22 PM
Duke: I am the universe!
Ed: How dare you! *Leg stretches and kicks the universe in the face.*
Duke: Moo.
Ed: *Walks up to Count 50 Archem* "I got those... drinks... you wanted. Where's my fifty bucks?" *Drops bag on floor and FFL's body falls out.*
Count 50 Archem: "I didn't ask for this!"
Ed: "Yes you did." *Holds up tape recorder.*
--Tape recorder--
Ed: Fifty dollars for a bag of bodies? That sounds pretty strange."
Count 50 Archem: "Just get me that red heaven drink!"
Ed: "You mean wine?"
Count 50 Archem: "No! I mean blood! Gimme the blood, now!"
Ed:"But you asked for it by tomorrow."
--End tape recorder--
Ed: *Grabs fifty dollars from count 50 Archem.*
*Superman theme*
*Ed flies up and starts pummeling Duke (the universe).*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 18, 2006, 10:25:56 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 18, 2006, 10:31:55 PM
CK: Me too.
Archem: Me 3.
MIC: ....
Grandy: ....
Drace: That's soooooo lame.
Post by: Razor on February 19, 2006, 09:11:25 PM
Drace: Nah, we're fine.
Razor: Okelydokely! *melts back into the wall*
Post by: WarxePB on February 22, 2006, 05:59:08 AM
Razor: *camera pans above Razor, who makes dramatic pose* WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?
Drace: Uh...
MIC: We don't really care.
FFL: Agree'D!
Razor: I know. I was just doing it for the money.
*Guy In Suit With Briefcase comes up*
GISWB: Mr. Razor, here's your... payment. *opens briefcase, which is filled with dog treats*
Razor: Score! *grabs briefcase and steps into a back room*
GISWB: *snickers*
Warxe: *reverse dies in slow motion* Hey, where's my payment?
GISWB: *hands Warxe some Viagra*
Warxe: Yes! *runs out of pub*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 22, 2006, 08:05:55 PM
Drace: No, wait-
MT11: NOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........
Post by: Grandy on February 22, 2006, 08:34:19 PM
Warxe: Nay, just wet floor.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 22, 2006, 08:35:40 PM
GISWB: My ovaries!!!
Post by: WarxePB on February 22, 2006, 09:37:32 PM
*Warxe, Red and a hooker walk into the pub*
Archem: One guy says,
Warxe: What kind of filthy dump is this?
Archem: The second guy says,
Red: Well, you got banned from every other bar, tavern and pub in the world, so it'll have to do.
Archem: The first guy replies,
Warxe: That was entirely your fault!
Archem: And finally, the third guy says,
Hooker: *to CK* Hey baby, wanna give me money to have sex with you?
Archem: Huh? No, that's not right. The third guy says,
Hooker: *same thing to Grandy*
Archem: This is my joke here! The third guy says,
Hooker: Shut up. No one cares about your stupid joke.
Archem: Yeah, that's it.
Warxe: LOL XD *has convulsions on the floor*
Red: I don't think that's good...
GISWB: Whoops, looks like I gave him the wrong stuff. *hides bottle labelled "Suicide Pills"*
Post by: Bluhman on February 22, 2006, 09:43:45 PM
Warxe: What were you doing in there?
Bluhman: Oh, me? I was going to warn people about the wet floor, but then I decided that was a boring task, and kneed him in the groin.
Warxe:... Then what was the slip noise from?
Bluhman: That? That was... Um... Oh... shoot. I need to go. *Runs back into the bathroom*
*A slip is heard.*
Bluhman: AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh.......!!!
Post by: Grandy on February 23, 2006, 12:53:38 AM
Everyone: *Gasp*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 23, 2006, 01:00:09 AM
MT11: CRABS!? *Eats Grandy*
Post by: Grandy on February 23, 2006, 02:41:35 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 23, 2006, 08:36:43 PM
Grandy: *Quickly grabs the mag and hides it behind his back* Reading.
...
*Runs to bathroom, slips* AAAAAAARGH!!!! *Crack*
Post by: Bluhman on February 23, 2006, 08:51:49 PM
Bluhman: That's two kneed in the groin.
MT11: I thought you slipped!... I thought I ate grandy!
Bluhman: I slipped and fell onto a pillow.
MT11: What was a pillow doing in the bathroom?
Bluhman: It was going to the bathroom.
MT11: But how can it go to the bathroom when it's already in the bathroom?
Bluhman: Hm... I see your point... I'm going to have to think about that as I use the washroom...
*Bluhman re-enters the Bathroom and a slip and crack is heard.*
Bluhman: That's a third one!
Pillow: Ow! Why do you do this to me? I saved your life!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 24, 2006, 08:19:35 PM
Pillow: *Starts suffocating Bluhman until he falls to the ground.*
Ed: *Drags Bluhman out of the bathroom, dead. Ed walks back in.*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 24, 2006, 09:51:48 PM
Warxe: Nor intertaining
Drace: I think Razor should do it.
Razor: Okeydoky. *Walks into batkroom, slips* Shi...*Crack*...t
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 24, 2006, 10:39:29 PM
Grandy:*Runs back in with his magazine.*
MIC: _sweat_ "Again, Grandy?"
MT11: DIDN'T I EAT HIM!?
Post by: Razor on February 26, 2006, 12:40:13 AM
Razor: *joke*
Grandy: *laugh*
Warxe: *does not find funny*
MT11: *does not understand*
MIC: *far better joke*
Grandy: *rofl*
Warxe: *laugh*
MT11: *does not understand*
Razor: *punch MIC in the face*
MIC: :o
MT11: *finally gets joke, laughs*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 26, 2006, 02:18:24 AM
Grandy: *laugh*
Warxe: *does not find funny*
MT11: *does not understand*
MIC: *far better joke*
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Drace: *left out*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 27, 2006, 04:56:57 PM
....
Oh I see, XDDDDDDDDDDD
Post by: Razor on February 28, 2006, 06:59:49 PM
Drace: Hmm, I'll move my rook, HERE! HAHA! FEAR THIS!
Archem2: Checkmate.
Drace: WTF. Hmm. Alright, alright. Hmm... ZERG RUSH ZERG RUSH ZERG RUSH!!!
Archem2: Wha-
*zerglings rush through the window, swarm over Archem2 and leave with him*
Drace: Woo, check mate.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 01, 2006, 12:56:25 AM
Warxe: *Posts*
MT11: Oh, haha, I get it! The zerglings ran off with Archem, and Drace won, even though he lost. What irony! *wipes away tear*
Post by: Razor on March 02, 2006, 09:26:50 PM
Customers: Yay!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 02, 2006, 09:33:19 PM
MIC: *Points to big sign saying "Only 25 cents!"*
Archem: Oh, right. Hey, where do I put the quarter in at?
Sirus: MINE! *hits Archem on the back of the head, steals quarter* Hehehehehe *runs away*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 03, 2006, 08:18:41 PM
Worm2: Ow! Ow! Stop that!
Worm1: Heeheeheeheehee
Worm3: What's that?
MT11: *Eats worms*
Post by: WarxePB on March 03, 2006, 11:52:38 PM
Genie: Yes?
Warxe: Turn my bones into rubber!
Genie: As you wish.
*Warxe starts flopping around as if his bones were made of rubber*
Genie: That's your 3rd wish. I'm free of you now!
Warxe: Nope. I wished for a million wishes with my first wish, remember?
Genie: Grrr... *vanishes in a puff of smoke*
Warxe: Now, to own this DDR machine... *sets the difficulty to "Ultimate Guru" but completely fails* Grrr...
MT11: *eats DDR machine*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 04, 2006, 11:34:34 AM
MT11: ... *Dances*
Post by: Archem on March 06, 2006, 01:15:24 AM
And then Archem gets hit by a white supremisist ray of sunlight, eliminating his vampirism and his blackness.
Archem: I feel kinda squeeky now. Anywho, on to dancing!
MT11: No, I'm busy digesting the machine. I must say however, it needs salt.
MIC: You've been gone for a while. It was kinda quiet there, too. And things made sense... I declare that we send him to Pakistan. Who agrees?
Post by: coasterkrazy on March 06, 2006, 01:48:43 AM
MT11: What?
WSCK: *punches MT11 in the stomach*
MT11: GURGH! *spits up DDR*
WSCK: Cometh all, let us dance!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 06, 2006, 02:38:47 AM
MIC: Hmmm... it took me 3 whole fricking minutes to figure out that ment William Shakespeare CoasterKrazy.
Sirus: Who the hell is CoasterKrazy?
Post by: coasterkrazy on March 07, 2006, 09:18:08 PM
Post by: Grandy on March 08, 2006, 11:49:08 PM
WSCK: To see or not to see, that is the question. It maybe be better not too, I hath just eaten.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 11, 2006, 03:49:57 AM
Post by: Archem on March 11, 2006, 05:15:30 AM
Warxe: Caca.
Archem: RAAARGH! SHANK! *shank*
Archem shanks Warxe. In the neck.
Warxe: GLARGLLELRGHRRLG...!
MIC: Well, THAT ruined the mood.
MIC is on a spinning heart-shaped bed under dimmed rose colored lights wearing nothing but a lavender velvet robe and has a glass of chardonnay in his hand. MT11 is opposite of him in a clearly uncomfortable situation.
Archem: That robe looks comfy.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 11, 2006, 05:08:01 PM
Post by: Grandy on March 11, 2006, 05:42:59 PM
MTDaddy: (looks just like MT, but with glasses and old-looking clothes) Son, we need to have a talk about where does the babies come from.
Post by: Kinslayer on March 11, 2006, 05:51:32 PM
*vomits*
Kin: SOOOOO WASTEEEDDD!!!!
Post by: coasterkrazy on March 11, 2006, 06:09:30 PM
MT11: Yup, that was some talk.
MIC: I'm confused. I'm a hermaphrodite now? Hahaha, no just kidding I'm a girl remember? GIRL! GIRL! I AM A GIRL!!!!!!
Grandy: We are so out of ideas...
CK: *Falls through overhead window* Agreed...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 11, 2006, 08:47:54 PM
Grandy: Aye sir!
Archem: Sails ready captain!
Meiscool: Shut up leftenant Archem!
CK: We're off sir!
MT11: Very good!
So began the epic voyage of the Charas pub.
Post by: Grandy on March 11, 2006, 09:23:24 PM
*theme plays*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 11, 2006, 11:18:40 PM
MIC: Sure do, to be king of the pirates!
Children: YAY!
Post by: DarkFlood2 on March 11, 2006, 11:56:55 PM
Post by: Archem on March 12, 2006, 01:28:39 AM
Archem: Don't worry, I have a story/misquote that'll solve everything! Ahem!: Once upon a time, a pubfull of future pirates who set sail for treasure. But then, one of them cried:
Quote
Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Warxe: But(t)... pirates!!
,so everyone gave awkward, uncomfortable stares and glances. Thus, everyone shut their dirty pirate-wh0re mouths.
MIC: That story sucked!
Archem gives MIC a stare and raises his eyebrows in a suggestive manner.
MIC: ...But that's not important, so long as we... uh... lock... my... doors...
Archem: Haha! Butt pirates! :D
Post by: DarkFlood2 on March 12, 2006, 02:05:54 AM
DarkFlood jumps out of the ship and...
Post by: coasterkrazy on March 12, 2006, 02:36:35 AM
CK: Well, that was random...
Post by: Razor on March 12, 2006, 08:46:30 AM
MT11: It can wait, me hearty!
Razor: Well, no, actually-
MT11: Arrr!
Razor: Dammit, where did you learn to act like a pirate.
MT11: From Mr Krabs
(MIC: lol crabs)
MT11: and those Birdseye fish finger commercials. But anyway, you was saying something? ....arr?
Razor: Right. Well, you have a problem, I hate One Piece.
MT11: Then it's Grandy's problem!
Razor: Well, actually, it's yours. Because I lit the ship on fire.
MT11: Then it's your problem! It's your pub.
Razor: Oh. Right. *disappointed* Well then, I'm going below deck. *turns away, walks past people running, burning and screaming. In that order, why not*
Post by: DarkFlood2 on March 12, 2006, 12:25:17 PM
Archem: Ow! I'm on fire!
MIC*dancing around with a gascan*: Hahahaha! Burn Pub! BURN IT ALL!!! Hahahahah!! Haaahahaa -cough! Hack! (wierd throaty sound)!
Post by: coasterkrazy on March 12, 2006, 03:50:52 PM
*Pub explodes and all members wash up scattered on a desert island*
-_________? Isle__________-
/--MT11------------------Razor---|
|------------------------------------/
|__--------------------------------/
----|--MIC-----------------------/
-----|-DF2-------------Archem/-----------------_________
----|-----------------------------|----------------|--------------|
---|------------------------------|----------------|--------------|
---|Grandy---------------------|----------------|--------------|
---|------------------------------|----------------|--------------|
---|-CK-----------------Warxe|----------------|--------------|
--|___________________|----------------|_________|
Everyone else was lost or on the smaller island to the east.
Post by: DarkFlood2 on March 12, 2006, 04:04:38 PM
Post by: Grandy on March 12, 2006, 05:14:28 PM
*Meanwhile, somewhere in the island*
Shinobi: Come, everyone, discount prices! For every potion an ether for free!
Shadow (FF6/3): Forget it, those Pub Pirates monopolize all the commerce around here.
*Meanwhile, not too far from where Razor is*
Samurai-looking guy: Darn it, if I can't have an appraisal shop, how can I call myself an Appraisal Shop Samurai? Everyone in the Magic Store Thief's party will laught at me!
Post by: WarxePB on March 12, 2006, 05:37:35 PM
Post by: DarkFlood2 on March 12, 2006, 05:54:31 PM
DarkFlood:Wh-what is that? *moves closer* Why, That's jenova's battle theme! *Starts running* I'm coming Jenova!!! I'm co-*DarkFlood slams into a tree*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 12, 2006, 06:01:15 PM
*Flash back*
MIC: But, if the Great Wall of China was made to keep YOU out, how's come they went through so much teacher?
Chuck Norris: Because, I'm Chuck Norris. I lost my left ball in a fight with a wolf, you my know it's name as Jupiter. I can even touch MC Hammer. Rumor has it that I died three years ago, but death is to afraid to tell me. Hell, I'll bet even Superman wears my PJ's. The Chinese are afraid of me, and that's why they built this wall.
MIC: Oh, ok.
*End flash back*
MIC: Oh, of course, I go south.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 12, 2006, 07:55:03 PM
*Jaws eats MT11*
Post by: coasterkrazy on March 13, 2006, 01:30:00 AM
Grandy: Yes yes, General Stores Ninjas... yes, yes...
CK: Hey, Grandy!
Grandy: Aha! General Stores Ninja!!! Oh, wait no nevermind.
CK: What are you talking about?
Grandy: They caused this mess!
CK: I thought it was MIC...
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MIC: Chuck Norris never lies... south is the way to go... and who is that I see...?
DarkFlood: Uh... hi...?
MIC: Who are you again? Nevermind, do you hear J-E-N-O-V-A?
DarkFlood: Do you always have to spell it out?
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Razor: Where am I...? Hey, is that an Appraisal Shop Samurai? I must have floated all the way to Asia!
Post by: Razor on March 13, 2006, 02:09:33 AM
*A large snow owl appears*
Razor: Splendid! You! Owl! You will take me back to Charas immediately!
Owl: O RLY? *flies off*
Razor: Bastard!
Post by: WarxePB on March 13, 2006, 02:31:11 AM
Drummer: omg lets play fify sent lolz
Guitarist: No?
Redneck: No.
Warxe: Nope.
Drummer: :'(
Guitarist: How about Oil Ocean?
Redneck: No! It has to be Time Circuits!
Warxe: No and no. We're gonna play Dark Messenger. *summons Kuja*
Kuja: I thought my debt was paid off?
Warxe: Not yet. You still have your violin?
Kuja: Yeah.
Warxe: And that costume?
Kuja... *sigh* *puts on a French Maid costume*
Warxe: There we go. *band starts jamming out to Dark Messenger*
Post by: Bluhman on March 13, 2006, 02:39:46 AM
Bluhman: Oh hello, people!
Razor: Wha? How'd you get here?
Bluhman: I... was in the pub, remember, XMTE stepped on my face, which was a mean thing to do, and it somehow made me become completley forgotten by the others.
Razor: Oh... yeah. It's coming back now... Wait, I've got a plan! Is XMTE there?
Bluhman: Not to my...
XMTE: Haha! I am so funny! BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Bluhman: Shush, child.
*Bluhman knees XMTE in the groin.*
XMTE: Owwwww!
Razor: Good! Now, toss him in the water!
Bluhman: What?
Razor: Just do it!
Bluhman: Fine.
*Bluhman tosses XMTE in the water. The sharks begin to eat him. After finishing their meal, they turn to Bluhman and begin staring at him.*
Razor: Ok, obviously, the sharks see you as their wonderous shark king now... I think. Anyway, command them to get us back to land.
Bluhman: I don't think this will work...
Razor: Oh, come on! How many things have gone wrong here so far?
Bluhman: About 512 things?
Razor: Shut up and get on the shark.
Bluhman: Fine.
*Bluhman begins to mount the shark like a horse, but then another shark bites off Bluhman's leg.*
Bluhman: Crap.
*Bluhman = EAT'D!*
Razor: That didn't work...
Warxe: Now what? All that did was make those sharks circle this island in a foreboding manner!
Everybody:...
*Everybody moves towards the center of the island...*
Post by: Archem on March 13, 2006, 03:34:31 AM
DarkFlood: I have no idea what you're talkin' about. I don't even know where you came from!
Warxe: Anyone seen MT11?
Moosetroop11: Here I am!
Then Bluhman's soul floated up.
BluhSoul: Uh... I saw you dead in that shark back there. How'd you get here?
MT11: Yeah, but I ate him.
BluhSoul: But... You were dead...
MT11: Yeah, well, I hadn't had lunch today, and I had a few Phoenix Downs...
Archem: Yeah, I bet that was ironic. Mister Troop getting eaten.
Post by: shadus on March 13, 2006, 06:46:40 AM
Razor:We're saved!
*Zolo jumps out*
Zolo:Need a lift?
Razor:I think I'd rather get eat'n by sharks.
*Shadus gets washed up on shore*
Shadus:I'm alive!Now back to playing with you guys!
Razor:Run!
*Everyone jumps on the ship and it sails a top speed*
Shadus:Wait you forgot me!
Note,If this is stupid I'll junk it.
Post by: DarkFlood2 on March 13, 2006, 12:28:57 PM
*When he wakes up, he notices that he is on a pirate ship surrounded by pirates.*
DarkFlood: Aaah! Don't hurt me, butt pirates!
Pirate: We be not the pirates you be fearin'.
DarkFlood: Ookaaaay... Then where am I and Why am I here?
*Blackbeard walks up*
Blackbeard: Cus' we be needin' yer.. expertise.. to kill those General Stores Ninjas.
DarkFlood: Why me?
Blackbeard: Cus' we're FOOLS! Arrren't we?
*then a party with lots and lots of alcohol ensues*
--------meanwhile...----------
Archem: Where's DarkFlood?
MIC: Don't know. Don't care.
Warxe: Shut up! I'm trying to get my band to play FF music.
MT11: I'll tell you where he is... If I can eat him.
CK: Maybe he fell off and died... Deader..
Grandy: General Stores Ninjas.. General Stores Ninjas.. General Stores Ninjas General Stores Ninjas General Stores Ninjas GENERAL STORES NINJAS!!!
Archem: _sweat_
Post by: Razor on March 13, 2006, 06:46:30 PM
MIC: Oh wow, Sharks.
Post by: coasterkrazy on March 13, 2006, 07:44:50 PM
Razor: That Meiscool... always lying about stuff. There were no sharks...
CK: Wait... Meiscool is right here... how could he have been in two places at once?
Razor: You are forgetting this is the Charas Pub my blue stick figurey friend.
CK: Oh, my bad... Hey, you guys are pretty good.
Warxe: Not now... jamming...
*Music stops with a screech*
Kuja: Damn! You have a spare violin string?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 13, 2006, 08:31:27 PM
CK: Kuja, I've always wanted to ask you something.
Kuja: Hmm?
CK: ...Are you gay with Steiner?
MIC: Duh.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 13, 2006, 10:02:46 PM
Warxe: Because.... we don't like it here.
CK: Let's just go back to the pub.
Bluhman: It's got a tenis court.
MIC: Yes but.... *Points to General Stores Ninjas* .... they sell free porn.
*everyone swims back, except for Shadus, who died of AIDS*
Post by: DarkFlood2 on March 13, 2006, 10:58:40 PM
DarkFlood*with an eyepatch and heavily drunk*: Aaa *hic* we neEed to KIll THoSe nINjArrs... *hic*
Blackbeard: Arrr!
*All the other pirates "Arr!" in agreement*
Blackbeard: Change course! We be heading to that island. Arr!
Blackbeard: What be the plan, me matey?
*DarkFlood is passed out under a keg*
--- At the island ---
CK: *shudder*
Bluhman: What is it, CK?
CK: Something deadly is coming here...
Archem: Radioactive woodpeckers?
CK: No.. Something that is hazardous to our health...
Archem: Drunk Pirates?
CK: Yes exactly! Wait a minute... can you read my mind?!
Archem: No... There's a pirate ship over there... with beer pouring out of it.
Post by: Archem on March 14, 2006, 03:44:19 AM
Archem throws a coconut and yells PYEW! It hits CK in the back of the head.
Archem: Oops.
MIC: You know, I'm glad we didn't elect him island president.
Razor: We didn't elect ANYONE island president!
MIC: Yeah, but at least we didn't elect him island president.
D'arrr!kFlood: Yarr! Attack, me hearties!
Archem: Hey! It's not my birthday yet! You shut your dirty pirate-wh0re mouth!
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By the way...
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
Post by: Grandy on March 15, 2006, 12:36:38 AM
Archem: That was amateur beyond comparation.
Grandy: AVAST! Me fellows, this bilge rat deserves the PLANK!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 15, 2006, 12:39:37 AM
Post by: DarkFlood2 on March 15, 2006, 12:57:10 PM
*D'arrr!kFlood slices MIC in half with his pirate scimitar*
MIC: Owww.. That hurt... Now I'm like, dying.
D'arrr!kFlood: Avast, ye matey. Now I be's't the cool guy!
Archem: No you be's't not...
D'arrr!kFlood: Wheres me grog?
Post by: WarxePB on March 15, 2006, 01:04:07 PM
...
MIC: Well... are you going to do anything?
Warxe: ...nah.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 15, 2006, 01:27:45 PM
Razor: Warxe, no!
Warxe: What's this big gun?
*Warxe fires at pirate standing 3 yards away*
Razor: NOOOO!!!!!!!
"Pirate was pulverized"
"Warxe was pulverized"
MIC: ..... What a n00b
Razor: WWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!????
Post by: WarxePB on March 15, 2006, 02:32:47 PM
Warxe: *looks at MIC* No one... calls me a n00b... and gets away with it. *grabs a random gun and goes after MIC*
MIC: Yawn... *frags Warxe*
*Warxe respawns*
Warxe: Grrr... *grabs a few knives and hides in the trees* Hey MIC, come over here...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 15, 2006, 03:33:43 PM
*MIC Respawns*
*Warxe Respawns
MIC: Hmmm, who would've thought that you'd fall outta the tree right on top of me?
Warxe: Yeah, my bad.
Post by: Archem on March 18, 2006, 05:57:37 AM
Warxe: Is this like "Where's Waldo"? 'Cuz that book series is the shizznit.
MIC: Well, I sure don't see any grog...
CK: Well, there's a message in a bottle, a twelve pack of Shiner Bock, Link's bottle of blue potion, Blackbeard's grog...
D'arrr!kFlood: Yarr! This be no fun! Yerr... Me be bored to the point of pillage!
Archem: Gasp! Hide the eggs!
Grandy: I do believe you're thinking of Jesus. 'Tard.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 18, 2006, 04:09:40 PM
Post by: Razor on March 19, 2006, 07:14:32 AM
Warxe: Well, thanks to nuclear technology, any day can be what ever you want it to be!
Grandy: Autumn.
Warxe: *throws leaves in Grandy's face*
Grandy: How is that nuclear?
Warxe: Radioactive leaves.
MT11: Argh, one of them bit me!
Warxe: You'll be fine!
Grandy: What about Spring?
Warxe: *throws a spring at Grandy*
Everyone: *groans at such an awful joke*
Grandy: ....sersiously?
Warxe: Sorry, we're out of Spring.
Razor: We?
Warxe: The organisation I've been employed at.
Razor: Oh, those egg freaks have gotten to you too!
*a man in an egg suit runs from behind a tree*
Razor: You'd better run, egg!
Grandy: ....anyway, how about Summer?
Warxe: Would it help if I said the spring was radioactive?
Grandy: Summer!
Warxe: Oh right. *presses button*
Razor: *recieves bacon*
Grandy: What?
Razor: Injoke.
*silence*
Razor: Between me and noone on this forum.
*silence*
Razor: I'll just leave.
Grandy: Anyway, you pressed a button?
Razor: And I recieved Bacon!
Grandy: Go damn you!
Razor: *leaves*
Warxe: I launched a nuclear bomb!
Grandy: How is this going to help?
*nuclear explosion*
Warxe: The fallout shall imitate the Summer heat!
Grandy: OH GOD IT BURNS MY SKIN!!
Warxe: Yeah! Just like Summer!
Grandy: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT WINTER!
Warxe: *presses button*
Razo-
Grandy: GO!
Razor: *leaves*
Grandy: Where is the Winter coolness?
Warxe: Second nuke.
Grandy: What?
*nuclear explosion*
Grandy: How will this help?
Warxe: They cancel each other out and make a nuclear Winter!
Grandy: Oh great.
*it starts snowing*
Grandy: Hey cool! Snow!
Warxe: Radioactive snow!
Grandy: Yes, right. I can't help but think this may be detrimental to the environment.
Warxe: En...vi...ron...ment...?
Grandy: Guh...
Post by: Archem on March 19, 2006, 07:40:25 AM
D'arrr!kFlood: Yarr! This be no place for a pirate! Avast!
D'arrr!kFlood sailed off to Neverland... Ranch...
D'arrr!kFlood: Aye, Ye be a cheatin' seadog, addin' that "Arr word" at the end!
Archem: Look out for Mickey Mouse!
All: *stares*
Archem: It's an in-joke.
All: *Rawr, comma, simultaneous stabbing.*
Post by: Grandy on March 19, 2006, 11:21:05 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Grandy: I feel like complaining about the seasons.
Warxe: Well, thanks to nuclear technology, any day can be what ever you want it to be!
Grandy: Autumn.
Warxe: *throws leaves in Grandy's face*
Grandy: How is that nuclear?
Warxe: Radioactive leaves.
MT11: Argh, one of them bit me!
Warxe: You'll be fine!
Grandy: What about Spring?
Warxe: *throws a spring at Grandy*
Everyone: *groans at such an awful joke*
Grandy: ....sersiously?
Warxe: Sorry, we're out of Spring.
Razor: We?
Warxe: The organisation I've been employed at.
Razor: Oh, those egg freaks have gotten to you too!
*a man in an egg suit runs from behind a tree*
Razor: You'd better run, egg!
Grandy: ....anyway, how about Summer?
Warxe: Would it help if I said the spring was radioactive?
Grandy: Summer!
Warxe: Oh right. *presses button*
Razor: *recieves bacon*
Grandy: What?
Razor: Injoke.
*silence*
Razor: Between me and noone on this forum.
*silence*
Razor: I'll just leave.
Grandy: Anyway, you pressed a button?
Razor: And I recieved Bacon!
Grandy: Go damn you!
Razor: *leaves*
Warxe: I launched a nuclear bomb!
Grandy: How is this going to help?
*nuclear explosion*
Warxe: The fallout shall imitate the Summer heat!
Grandy: OH GOD IT BURNS MY SKIN!!
Warxe: Yeah! Just like Summer!
Grandy: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT WINTER!
Warxe: *presses button*
Razo-
Grandy: GO!
Razor: *leaves*
Grandy: Where is the Winter coolness?
Warxe: Second nuke.
Grandy: What?
*nuclear explosion*
Grandy: How will this help?
Warxe: They cancel each other out and make a nuclear Winter!
Grandy: Oh great.
*it starts snowing*
Grandy: Hey cool! Snow!
Warxe: Radioactive snow!
Grandy: Yes, right. I can't help but think this may be detrimental to the environment.
Warxe: En...vi...ron...ment...?
Grandy: Guh...
XD not only had some good jopkes but is one of the posts where I most show up.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 21, 2006, 09:37:29 PM
Post by: Razor on March 22, 2006, 11:18:20 AM
This thread can only go down from here.
Post by: Grandy on March 22, 2006, 03:07:25 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 22, 2006, 08:45:33 PM
*Thread crashes down*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 22, 2006, 09:10:11 PM
Archem: Oh yay, snow!
MIC: This stuff looks funny....
Archem: Hey, I'm gonna catch some with my tounge
MIC: Wait, I woul...
Archem: OMFG!
Post by: Archem on March 23, 2006, 02:40:23 AM
Archem: AHH!! WHO PUT THIS FIRE HERE?!! AND THIS SNOW TASTES LIKE ICE CREAM! FAN-TASTIC!
DarkFlood: Wow. He totally ruined my campfire. How'm'I gonna make s'mores?!
Razor: PWNZ0RZ!
CS: Alright, we get it!
Grandy: Shut yer dirtay mouff, hooker-face!
MT11: Flame War!
Archem runs by with an M4A1.
MIC: I bet that bad joke hurts.
Post by: shinotebasiiackh on March 23, 2006, 08:59:03 AM
Keep going.
Lower.
Post by: Archem on March 26, 2006, 07:58:05 PM
Razor: Oh no you don't! Nobody takes MY bacon!
Suddenly, a little green alien wearing a novelty t-shirt that says "Nobody" sneaks up behind Razor.
Nobody: Yoink!
Nobody takes Razor's bacon and flies away in a tricycle. Yeah, that's the REAL UFO.
MT11: They're getting away!
Razor's eyes narrow, and his voice drops to a very deep pitch.
Razor: No... they... won't!
Razor pushes a button labeled "Chase Scene", and the pub lifts off.
Archem: Oh, now it's a space ship, is it?
MIC: And I forgot to pack a toothbrush...
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 26, 2006, 08:07:56 PM
MT11:"Hehe... I don't get it."
Archem: "WTF?" *sees Ed piloting the Pub* "What are you doing here?"
Ed: "Razor locks me in the basement until I'm finally useful for something."
Razor: "That's a lie!" *Gets taken away by guards.*
MIC: "This is so unfunny."
Ed: "Nobody asked for your opinion."
MT11: "What's your opinion, Meiscool?"
Ed: "D'oh!" *Pushes button.*
*Archem shoots out a door and into the void of space, Grandy sits beside ed.*
Grandy: "I see the UFO!!"
*Ed pushes thrust button and the pub flies right into the UFO, which Darrrr!kflood was piloting.*
Post by: Archem on March 26, 2006, 08:17:30 PM
Archem: Whew! For a second there, I thought I was gonna drown!
Grandy: Uh, shouldn't you have imploded or something?
Archem: You would think so, but no.
MIC: Wait, I'm confused by the last post: who's flying this thing?
D'arrr!kFlood: Yarr! 'Tis I! Only a pirate be fit to be captain of any seaworthy vessel!
Razor: But... we're not at sea...
D'arrr!kFlood: Yarr! Silence, ye bilge worm! L'est I send the guards t'err give ye four score lashes! Raise the main sail, and adjust the path due west! We're gonna have that booty-
Archem: Treasure.
D'arrr!kFlood: ...Treasure... by the morrow! Yarr!
MIC: Five bucks says we don't get it by tomorrow!
Post by: Razor on March 26, 2006, 08:27:10 PM
----------------
Razor: By the way, I hope you all went before we left. I left the toilet back there.
MT11: But I need to go now...
Razor: *kicks MT11 out of the spacepub, despite it already being many kilometers in the air*
MT11: *lands* Ow. So. Now what?
MIC: *lands next to MT11* Wow, you'd think falling that far would hurt. AND IT DOES, OH GOD.
MT11: Why are you here?
MIC: Because Razor thought you'd need a funny man down here. So that jokes are funny.
MT11: You can be funny?
MIC: Sure! But it'll cost you $10.
MT11: Sounds good to me. *hands over $10*
MIC: So. How about that local sports team?
MT11: This doesn't sound funny.
MIC: FUNNIER THAN YOU.
MT11: :( So, where's the funny?
MIC: I'm on my break. You only paid me $10. That covers the break.
MT11: I paid you to take a break?
MIC: I can't answer that, I'm on my break.
MT11: But-
MIC: Hey, if the union finds out I'm talking to you on my break...
MT11: Look, I want my $10 back.
MIC: Fine. But it'll cost you $20.
MT11: That seems reasonable. *hands over $20*
MIC: *gives back $10*
MT11: Cool. So, anyway, how long hav-
MIC: Dude, on my break.
MT11: Well how long will you be on this break?
MIC: It just ended now. *disappears*
MT11: So, last night...
Grandy: Welcome back.
Razor: How much did you get?
MIC: $20.
Razor: Not enough! *presses button*
MIC: *disappears*
MIC: *reappears, with bacon*
MT11: ...an antelope! Ahahaha, oh man. You had to be there. It was awesome.
MIC: Have you been talking the whole time?
MT11: ye-uh, no.
MIC: ...
MT11: Hey, is that bacon?
MIC: Why yes, yes it is.
MT11: How much for it?
MIC: $10. No, $20. Actually, you're better off giving me your wallet. And your bacon.
MT11: Ok, but this time YOU give me the stuff first.
MIC: *gives bacon*
MT11: *gives wallet, bacon*
MIC: The transaction is complete.
MT11: Great!
MIC: *disappears*
MT11: So like I was saying, the next day...
Post by: Archem on March 26, 2006, 08:58:43 PM
Razor: Oh, poor you. You know what this means, don't you?
MIC: Uh...
Archem: It means that I get the ham.
Grandy: I do believe it is pronounced "bacon".
Razor: It means that we have to run him through "The Gauntlet".
D'arrr!kFlood: *Gasp!* Not "Ye Olde Gauntlet!" Yarr!
Razor: Yes, "Ye Olde Gauntlet". I mean, "The Gauntlet".
MIC: What's the gaunt-
Razor: "The Gauntlet!"
MIC: ... Yes... "The Gauntlet". What is it?
Razor: Well...
Grandy: I hope we're still en route to the boo-
Archem: Treasure.
Grandy: Yeah, that.
Razor: AHEM! I was GOING to explain what "The Gauntlet" is, but since you've got better things to do...
MIC: No! No! I have to know!
Razor: Well then, "The Gauntlet" is-
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 26, 2006, 09:00:20 PM
...
...
I miss my bacon. :(
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 26, 2006, 09:00:29 PM
Ed: "Get lost ye ocean scum!"
*Darrrr!kflood and Ed start fighting in the background.*
Razor: "Not enough!" *Pushes button.* *Razor vanishes.*
MIC: _sweat_
*Razor reappears with 200$ in his hand.*
MIC: How did you do that?"
Razor: "I just took it."
MIC: "Why didn't I think of that?" _sweat_
*Archem flies into space again.*
Ed: "You idiot! You pressed the eject button!"
Darrrr!kflood: "Yarrr!"
Archem: *Lands*
MT11: "so I ate the fruit and my arm stretched."
Archem: "I could care less."
Grandy: *Lands still sitting on the toilet with a paper.*
Archem: "Razor said he left that here!"
*The Pub then land on Archem, Grandy, and MT11.*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 26, 2006, 09:30:01 PM
MIC: $20 and a wallet.
Razor: That's better, now hand it over.
MIC: Only if you hand over your $200 dollars and wallet first.
Razor: Ho ho, that anit gonna work on me, because I'm the only person that can b.....
MIC: The transaction is complete.
Razor: ... and that is why you can't fo.... oh ****.
Post by: Big_Duke on March 26, 2006, 11:21:09 PM
MIC: Oh,****!
Duke:MUGGER!*takes every cent for MIC,and dollar,and his backup money,and his emergency money and his emergancy back up money,and makes him broke*That was all mine!*gives everybody there wallets back,then takes them and heads for the end of the universe* Bwahahahahahaahahaha!
Post by: Archem on March 27, 2006, 12:36:54 AM
Archem: Oh, yeah, we were chasing those aliens...
Razor: Then we're off! Mr. D'arr!kFlood, man the "cock"-pit! We're going to chase those pirate-aliens to the end of the Earth!
Archem: Universe.
Razor: Galaxy.
And so, the pub-goers departed on a trip to attain Razor's bacon. Will they regain their booty?
Archem: Treasure.
Treasure. Will they get it? Find out next week on "The Charas Pub"!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 27, 2006, 12:52:21 AM
MIC: Wait... are you still talking?
MT11: Yeah.... I just want some love....
Archem: Then why did you eat your wife?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 27, 2006, 11:39:38 PM
*Ed appears out of nowhere.*
Ed: I remember that! I was the zoo keeper of Razor's pen!
MIC: *Bombs self.*
MT11: ..... aahhh!!!
*All turn to see Razor's face flying towards them.*
Post by: Drace on March 28, 2006, 04:43:06 AM
Post by: shadus on March 28, 2006, 04:48:08 AM
Post by: Razor on March 28, 2006, 06:17:46 AM
Drace: So, back to World Of Warcraft.
SirHoofsAlot: Taurens are great. I like Taurens.
4DAllience: Lol taurnes sux
SirHoofsAlot: **** YOU! **** YOU AND DIE! YOU ****ing BASTARD! I'LL ****ing KILL YOU!
*guild battle*
4DAllience: *leaves area*
SirHoofsAlot: I showed him.
Drace: You died like 5 times.
SirHoofsAlot: YOU WANT SOME TOO, BITCH? I'LL CUT YOU.
Drace: Whatever.
SirHoofsAlot: Say, why did you choose the orcs, anyway?
Drace: They remind me of my mother.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 28, 2006, 03:42:06 PM
Shadus'oldAIDSfilledghost: "Razor! Cut his head off!"
*Razor's pulls out his giant sword Hawk Eye style.*
Razor: Asta l'adios, Sirhoofsalot.
Sirhoofsalot: Moo.
MT11: Hooray!
MIC: *Bombs self.*
---Stare down---
*Sirhoofsalot lunges*
*Razor slices his head as he saors by.*
Razor: OWN3D, foo!
MIC: _sweat_
Shadus'oldAIDSfilledghost: I'm also a ZKX fan, foo!
MIC: :s
FFL: :mrT:
MIC: _veryangry_
Post by: shadus on March 28, 2006, 04:02:24 PM
Post by: Razor on March 28, 2006, 07:36:59 PM
Post by: shadus on March 28, 2006, 08:04:49 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on March 28, 2006, 08:10:52 PM
Duke:WTF?
MIC:I did do the thing I did jush as I did it.
Post by: Archem on March 28, 2006, 11:29:27 PM
Archem: Hey fatty! You are fat! Hehehe!
SirHoofsAlot: :(
Razor: He's round like that for a reason.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 28, 2006, 11:31:15 PM
Anyways...
Razor: Hey, where's Meiscool?
Grandy: He went in that closet there and hasn't come out sence Drace shot him.
Razor *walks to closet*
Bluhman: Hey, anyone seen Moosetroop11?
Grandy: nop-
Razor *Opens door*
Grandy: -eh?!
MT11: This is EXACTLY what it looks like.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 29, 2006, 03:07:18 PM
Post by: Razor on March 29, 2006, 08:31:46 PM
MT11: ASLAN! IT'S YOU!
Lion: *licks lips*
Razor: So, do you think he'll find Narnia?
MIC: *looks in closet* Uh, yeah, but not how we know it.
*mauling sounds*
MT11: Your love hurts! Please stop!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 29, 2006, 09:16:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by shadus
And you made me and my ghost two people.
Whoops.
EDITED.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 29, 2006, 11:58:25 PM
MT11: Make it stop!
MIC: I can't believe I payed 8 bucks to watch the Passion when this is out.
Post by: WarxePB on March 30, 2006, 12:14:04 AM
Nerd: Shut up!
Warxe: *summons a giant ring that crushes Nerd*
Sonic: JACKED! *steals ring*
Warxe: That's the second time this week... :(
Post by: shadus on March 30, 2006, 12:15:36 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
Hey, Shadus, I thought you said you wouldn't come back to the pub?
I thought I said may never come back.
Post by: Archem on March 30, 2006, 03:20:25 AM
Archem has a bowler hat on and is doing a handstand on a shiney bar sticking out of the ground.
Razor is crushed by a box-kite. A lead box-kite.
MIC: Whoa! How're you doing a handstand without your hat falling off?!
D'arrr!kFlood: Every time! Yarr!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 30, 2006, 09:47:18 PM
Someone just died of cigarette smoking.
Back on topic...
Archem: Moo-moo canoonoo.
Razor: Sick him, Aslan!
Aslam eats archem.
Post by: Big_Duke on March 30, 2006, 10:30:09 PM
Banana: N. 1. An edible yellow fruit
Post by: Archem on March 30, 2006, 10:38:01 PM
Archem: Eww... Is that corn?!
MIC: And yet, he doesn't smell any different...
Razor: You know that feeling when you throw a man off a bridge? Priceless.
MIC: And how is that relevant to the current situation?
Razor: Oh, it's not. But it sure did taste good.
Archem: Really? Because I always though you couldn't taste emoti-
shadus: I want some popcorn! Gimme gimme gimme!
Archem: * :guns: - -- - --- :yell: <---shadus*
shadus dies. Along with grammar. May it rest in peace.
Post by: Big_Duke on March 30, 2006, 11:14:09 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Archem2
Aslan vomits at the thought of bananas. I guess he doesn't lik- Oh. I get it now. Sick, Duke. Sick.
Archem: Eww... Is that corn?!
MIC: And yet, he doesn't smell any different...
Razor: You know that feeling when you throw a man off a bridge? Priceless.
MIC: And how is that relevant to the current situation?
Razor: Oh, it's not. But it sure did taste good.
Archem: Really? Because I always though you couldn't taste emoti-
shadus: I want some popcorn! Gimme gimme gimme!
Archem: * :guns: - -- - --- :yell: <---shadus*
shadus dies. Along with grammar. May it rest in peace.
I MEAN THE FRUIT!
Aren't gun smilies illegal in this Forum?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 31, 2006, 02:40:54 PM
Quote
Aren't gun smilies illegal in this Forum?
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Why on earth would they include them then?
MT11: Ooo! Banana!
Post by: Archem on April 01, 2006, 12:44:41 AM
No
No
No
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Razor: We are gathered here today to-
CK:*whispers*
Razor: Oh. A-hehe... Excuse me... Uh... Moosetroop11 was a good... er... moose. A respected moose. And a funny moose.
MIC: A-boo-hoo-hoo!
Grandy: Cool! Let's read his will!
Post by: Big_Duke on April 01, 2006, 02:11:25 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
quote: Aren't gun smilies illegal in this Forum?
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Why on earth would they include them then?
MT11: Ooo! Banana!
That is a great unanswered question.
MT11:Who said I was dead?
Razor:Zombie!!!!!!!!
MIC:Cool!
Duke:Meh.*Drinks*
Post by: Bluhman on April 01, 2006, 03:07:36 AM
Bluhman: SLAY THY UNDEAD!!!
*Bluhman kills the undead MT11*
MIC: What'd you do that for!?
Bluhman: ...
MIC: Well!?
Bluhman: For the fur. Now if you would excuse me
*Bluhman takes out a pair of shears and skins MT11's body. Then he leaves.*
Razor:... Ok?
Post by: shadus on April 01, 2006, 10:19:37 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 01, 2006, 05:01:55 PM
Post by: Razor on April 02, 2006, 12:44:47 PM
Jnekr: Naq abg whfg nal tvzzvpx. V'q cersre n fhcre tvzzvpx bs ZNFF QRFGEHPGVBA! ZHNUNUNUNUNUN!!!
Tenaql: Lbh zrna n cresrpgyl fnsr bar, evtug?
Jnekr: Re, fher. Evtug. Gung.
Zrvfpbby: Fb, qb lbh ernyyl guvax hfvat EBG13 vf n tbbq tvzzvpx? Yvxr, abbar jvyy unir n pyhr jung lbh'er gnyxvat nobhg, naq vg'f bire nyy whfg n ergnegrq vqrn.
*fvyrapr*
Enmbe: Zna, shpx lbh. Nyfb, gung'f jul V chg vg va gur qrfpevcgvba one.
Zrvfpbby: Fb lbh guvax gur hfhny sbehz tbref jvyy or fzneg rabhtu gb tbbtyr EBG13?
Enmbe: ...tbbq cbvag. Jr'er nyy fperjrq.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 02, 2006, 03:15:58 PM
*Bombs all*
Post by: Drace on April 02, 2006, 04:18:07 PM
Post by: Archem on April 02, 2006, 05:11:10 PM
Drace: Stop. Now.
Archem: :( I just wanted a hug!
Razor: And you shall receive... Here. Hug this nuke.
Archem: Oh, Nukey! I love you! :heart:
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 02, 2006, 06:15:52 PM
Archem: :|
Duke: "Let me go."
Archem: :(
Enmbe: iogk ifkdytiv dk hdskl klsdj
MIC: "What?"
*Bluhman rides onto the scene on a donkey.*
Bluhman: "See you in hell, demon."
*Bluhman shoots Archem.*
Duke: "Lol."
MIC: "Why did you shoot Archem?"
Bluhman: "Because he stole my oreos. Oh, my oreos. They were so nice to me. They helped me with my homework, they fed me, clothed me, and were parents to me. I will miss them and hope that they are in a better place. Goodbye, Chewy. Goodbye, Crunchy. Goodbye creamy. May you find happiness in the world beyond that which we live in."
MIC: "What?"
*Munching sound.*
*Bluhman and meiscool turn around to see Duke huddled in the corner.*
*Bluhman points a gun at Duke.*
Bluhman: "What's in the box, Duke?"
Duke: "Nothing."
Bluhman: "Liar!"
*Bluhman shoots Duke.*
*Duke drops a box of keebler cookies.*
Bluhman: "..."
MIC: "What a pointless post."
Post by: Archem on April 02, 2006, 06:28:35 PM
Archem: Ow! Were those pointed pellets? I think I'm bleeding. Alot. And ther's a possibility of lead poisoning.
Bluhman: Shhhhhut up. I'm eating ELFudges.
Grandy: Wait.. If Archem's ok... And Duke's not... And Bluhman shot Duke... And Duke's a nuke...
MIC: Get to the point already!
Duke explodes, creating a massive explosion that destroys half of Tokyo.
Post by: Razor on April 02, 2006, 09:14:31 PM
http://www.degraeve.com/rot13.php
______________________________
Razor: SO. We need a gimmick.
Warxe: And not just any gimmick. I'd prefer a super gimmick of MASS DESTRUCTION! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Grandy: You mean a perfectly safe one, right?
Warxe: Er, sure. Right. That.
Meiscool: So, do you really think using ROT13 is a good gimmick? Like, noone will have a clue what you're talking about, and it's over all just a retarted idea.
*silence*
Razor: Man, **** you. Also, that's why I put it in the description bar.
Meiscool: So you think the usual forum goers will be smart enough to google ROT13?
Razor: ...good point. We're all screwed.
_______________________________
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 02, 2006, 09:19:18 PM
Post by: Archem on April 02, 2006, 11:02:38 PM
Enmbe: V xarj vg. Ur'f vyyvgrengr.
Tenaql: Uryy, V qba'g rira xabj jung'f tbvat ba! V'z whfg orvat hfrq nf n cybg qrivpr! Uryc zr!
CK: They're speaking in tongues! We need help! We need an exorcist.
Ed: I used to be a priest! Does that count?
MIC: Sure...
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 03, 2006, 02:32:09 PM
--Silence--
All of a sudden, the ground cracked open.
Ed: "Whoops. Wrong chant. I accidentally set Satan free."
*Satan rises from the giant hole in the floor. He looks at Meiscool.*
Satan: "How much did you get?"
MIC: "$200, some bacon, and a wallet."
*Satan takes the stuff.*
Satan: "Congrats, Meiscool. You are now free of sin."
*Satan sinks back into the hole.*
Razor: "My bacon!!"
*Razor jumps after Satan.*
*The hole closes up.*
Ed: "Whoops."
Post by: WarxePB on April 03, 2006, 04:29:01 PM
Satan: I'm paid off.
Warxe: Not quite. You still have 30 more.
Satan: *gets all big and stuff* FOOL! DO NOT TEMPT THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS!
Warxe: Feel better now?
Satan: ... *shrinks*
Warxe: *summons a soapy sponge and some rubber gloves* Make sure to get in between the toes, eh?
Satan: Grrr... *starts washing Warxe's feet*
Post by: Drace on April 03, 2006, 05:31:22 PM
Satan: Please, at the mere thought of it I get nascious.
Post by: shinotebasiiackh on April 04, 2006, 07:53:00 AM
Satan: Well, yeah, I mean we have a freaking lounge reserved for charas members. You guys are like gods amung all of the little hell deamons and stuff.
Drace: Cool, so, we're like royalty or something?
Satan: If royalty means that I'm joking and that you're actually destined to spend eternity hanging from a tree branch by your intestines while being butt-raped with multiple cattle prods as we pour molten lead on your eyeballs, then yes. Yes you are.
Satan: Oh come on, don't give me that look.
Post by: Big_Duke on April 04, 2006, 07:44:56 PM
Duke:*Colors satan white and put an angel costume on him*BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Satan:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Archem on April 04, 2006, 09:05:42 PM
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Archem: Hmm... I've done that royalty thing before. It ain't that great.
Satan: I was being sarcastic, you imbecile!
Grandy: So THAT's how you spell it! I-M-B-E-C-I-L-E!
MIC: J-E-N-O-V-A...
Razor: Ok, enough of that. Satan, your wife called, she said she wants you home for dinner. She sounded pretty mad...
Satan: Oh no! That bitch'll eat me alive! I better get going!
Warxe: Hey! What about my feet?!
Satan: Trust me, this is better for both of us. If she finds out you're what made me late... *shivers*
Archem: ... Cool! Free sponge!
Post by: Razor on April 04, 2006, 09:57:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Archem2
That was very thoughtless of you, Duke. Now I have to worry about a horizontal scroll bar.
Razor: Not any more :P For in a perfect Forum Gaming, people need not worry about the horizontal scroll bar, *rants*
Grandy: Wow, I can't think of anything funny to say.
Grandy: Really!
Post by: Archem on April 04, 2006, 10:32:23 PM
MIC: Yay!
CK: Yay!
KS: Yay!
Grandy: Yay!
Drace: Yay!
Warxe: Yay!
Ed'd: Yay!
D'arr!kFlood: Yay!
Everyone Else: Yay!
...
Archem: But what about page one?
DUH-DUH-DAAAAAAH!!!!
Post by: Razor on April 04, 2006, 10:41:47 PM
I'm not complaining. :D
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 05, 2006, 04:12:34 PM
MT11: If you can't think of a joke, don't post anything, idiot!
...
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 08, 2006, 06:46:05 PM
Razor: "My bacon!!"
Post by: Big_Duke on April 08, 2006, 06:50:36 PM
Razor:My precious!
Duke:Bacon...MMMMMMMM
Post by: Archem on April 08, 2006, 10:28:02 PM
MT11: Oh... Them... Ok, I'll give you three guesses, and the first two don't count.
Razor: Oh no! You didn't!
Grandy: Did he make number two?
Razor: What? No! He
MIC: And that's why I have no testicles.
Archem: It makes perfect sense! I mean, I was sceptical about the lizard transplant, but it all seems to make so much sense!
Razor: Hells yeah! I'm getting one tomorrow!
All: Hahahahahaha!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 08, 2006, 11:43:08 PM
N00bs: MIC IS GIRL!?
Post by: Razor on April 11, 2006, 08:19:23 PM
Razor: So. Decorations anyone? I think we should make this place less dank.
Grandy: You can't get rid of the dank. It's what makes the pub the pub!
Razor: Fine, what about the dank decorations?
Grandy: With added dank?
Razor: You betcha!
Drace: STOP SAYING DANK! IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE A WORD ANYMORE! *runs, screaming*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 11, 2006, 09:28:15 PM
Grandy: The dank bees?
Razopr: Yes, release them!
Post by: Bluhman on April 11, 2006, 09:37:01 PM
MTII: HUH!?
Razopr: Can't you see I'm very busy?
MTII: Who are you?
Razopr: I am Razors concience!
MTII: But then how did I hear you?
Razopr: Well, I was speaking to razor in his head, but then his brain suddenly shut down! I got kicked out of his brain and must've said the last statement to everybody instead of speciffically razor!
MTII: Then... If Razor has no concience...
Razor: YARRRRRRR(!&#@($&!(@*$(&@(#*#(*$
Bluhman's Pistol: BAM!!!
*MTII Dies*
Razopr: Why did you do that?
Bluhman: To make another Moose Doll.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 13, 2006, 02:38:44 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 13, 2006, 02:39:46 PM
Post by: MSlash67 on April 13, 2006, 03:15:54 PM
MS: I want a moose doll!
X_marks_the_ed: NO! Mine!
*smacks MS in the head with a stick*
Post by: Archem on April 13, 2006, 04:13:46 PM
An abominable mossman crashes through the ceiling.
AM: ME WANTEE!
AM snatches the moose doll and Razor's bacon, then runs away.
Razor: My bacon!
Ed: My moosey!
Archem: My mossman!
Grandy: My self!
It would seem the mossman crushed Grandy on his way out.
Bluhman: My gun! Nooooooo!!!
Razor says: We must give chase! To the pirate ship!
D'arr!kFlood: Yarr! I already be set ter set sail, mister Razor! Yarr!
Post by: MSlash67 on April 13, 2006, 04:18:44 PM
Razor: What the?! How'd you get here!
*MS gets tied to the mast*
MS: I'm a hood ornament!
D'arr!kFlood: yarr! He has the scurvy! Quick Someone get fruit!
*Archem hurls watermelon at MS*
MS:.....owww
Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 13, 2006, 10:01:21 PM
CK: Yes, I'm quite bored as well. I'm gonna replace the charas submarine's reenforced windows with window screens and take it for a test drive.
Grandy: I agree. You know what sounds fun to me? Playing "hold your breath" with MT11's corspe.
Bluhman: They are right. I'm gonna test the ejection seat in the charas Helicopter to make sure they still work.
Archem: 'Why not join them' I'm thinkin. I'll go ride that new roller coaster at the charas park, the one called "Closed for Repairs".
MS: Excellent. I'm gonna play Russian Roulette with a charas modified Uzi.
Razopr: Well, if you're all gonna leave me, I'll just go hang myself or something.
Razor: Yes, this is indeed boring. I'm gonna go face Meiscool in Unreal I guess.
Post by: Big_Duke on April 14, 2006, 12:04:34 AM
MT11:*Eats Duke*Heheheheheh
Post by: MSlash67 on April 14, 2006, 12:31:05 AM
*everyone stares at MS*
MS: Whats everyone looking at? Is there something on my face?
Post by: Grandy on April 14, 2006, 12:39:18 AM
Post by: MSlash67 on April 14, 2006, 12:49:49 AM
Zero: HElp! STRANGER! I NEED AN ADULT!
*MS runs away*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 14, 2006, 09:53:31 AM
Post by: Razor on April 14, 2006, 11:53:49 PM
*some guy walks up*
CP: Hi! I'm the physical embodiment of the Charas Pub.
Razor: O RLY?
CP: *vomits 12 gallons of beer on Razor*
Drace: Hey everybody! Free beer!
CP: You'll be paying for that vomit!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 16, 2006, 06:59:18 PM
CP: "Why not? It's beer."
Darrr!kflood: "That be poison!!"
CP: "That it be."
*long pause.*
Ed: "I miss my moosey."
*Moosey spawns beside Ed's right foot.*
Ed: "Moosey!!"
*Hugs him so hard, his stuffing comes out.*
Darrr!kflood: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!"
*Does 'no' sacrificial thingy.*
*Hits ground with a thud.*
*Ed sews up moosey and hugs him again.*
*Archem drinks the beer and dies.*
Darrr!kflood: "I told ye that be poison!!"
CP: "Curses! Foiled again.*
*Razor kicks Cp into space.*
*Duke stares where the Pub used to be.*
Duke: 'I think we're screwed."
Ed: "But i got my moosey."
Moosey: "PWEASE HUG ME!!"
*Ed hugs Moosey.*
MT11: -.-'
Post by: Big_Duke on April 16, 2006, 11:04:35 PM
Duke:*Before fall*Mother.*Pub falls on duke*
Razor:*Snotty english accent*People! You are Freeiiee!
Duke:*Respawns*Hello!*Pub falls on Duke again*
Post by: Tomi on April 17, 2006, 12:12:37 AM
Tomi: I thought only Chuck Norris could do that...
Razor: haHA! *pulls zipper down his back, and Chuck Norris steps out of a Razor suit*
Ed: What did you do with Razor then?
Chuck Norris: ...nothing.
Razor: *Tied up to a blazing chair with dynomite in his mouth*
Tomi: ....pwn'd.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 17, 2006, 01:21:00 PM
Razor: *muffled* shi...
*Boom!*
Razor: Ruf?
Chuck Norris: It's a party cannon! *Dances*
Post by: Tomi on April 17, 2006, 02:47:46 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on April 18, 2006, 08:38:47 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 19, 2006, 03:41:13 PM
Ed: there there moosey.
MT11: Thanks, I'll be alright, I guess.
Ed: *HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!*
MT11: AAARGH NOT AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!
Post by: Tomi on April 19, 2006, 03:49:12 PM
Tomi - *takes out gun*
Barney - *PWN'D*
Chuck Norris - Hey, I wanted to do that...
Post by: Razor on April 21, 2006, 01:03:00 AM
*knock*
Tomi: Hey, there's a knocking on my door. I wonder who it is?
*door breaks down*
Chuck Norris: You're using me too much.
Tomi: Oh noes!
Chuck Norris: *breaks universe*
Razor: Oh wow, I'm not using him again.
*knock*
Razor: OH SHI-
Post by: Tomi on April 21, 2006, 02:53:47 AM
Tomi:*fixes universe* There we go.
Pub: *fall on Big_Duke*
Tomi: Right...
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 21, 2006, 08:02:35 PM
MT11: o.0
Ed: Moosey!!
*Hugs Moosey.*
MT11: :( I feel so alone.
Moosey: PPWWEEEAASSEE HUG ME!!*
*MT11 hugs Moosey.*
Post by: Big_Duke on April 21, 2006, 08:09:49 PM
Pub:*Falls*
Miss!
Duke:Heal!*Gains full Hp*
MT11:*Eats Duke,then Ed*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 21, 2006, 08:19:15 PM
Post by: Grandy on April 22, 2006, 12:51:44 AM
Post by: Archem on April 22, 2006, 04:22:01 AM
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 22, 2006, 12:40:54 PM
*Hugs moosey (not MT11.)*
MT11: Keep it down in there!!
Ed: Shh. Use our inside voices.
Mt11: But we AREN'T inside. The pub imploded.
*Ed chants a spell in his book.*
Ed: Damn!! We went back in time!
MT11: how far?
Razor put the paint brush back in the tin, for the last time. He stood back and admired his work. Weregnome came up.
"Nice paint job. But did you have to make it luminescent green?"
"Yes, yes I did." Razor pulled out a key.
"I have the beer and wine all set up, it's ready! Just one twist of this key and the lock mechanism should function properly, allowing us access into the pub."
"Just open the door."
And so Razor did.
MT11: NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!
*Ed hugs moosey.*
*MT11 knocks it out of his grasp.*
*Ed follows it back through the portal.*
*The portal closes.*
So...
*waits behind bar for eager drunkards*
Weregnome sits patiently at the bar. He picks up his Canadian Club and cola and awaits someone.
WG: Yep.... gr8 idea to reopen it...
Razor: oh Shut up!
*hits weregnome with a baseball bat*
WG on floor.
WG: That better not have knocked my drink!
Post by: Drace on April 22, 2006, 12:48:52 PM
Razor: Bastard.
Drace: Yeah that too.
Post by: Razor on April 22, 2006, 02:23:37 PM
Drace put the paint brush back in the tin, for the last time. He stood back and admired his work. Ted Danson came up.
"Nice paint job. But did you have to make it luminescent green?"
"Yes, yes I did." Drace pulled out a key.
"I have the beer and wine all set up, it's ready! Just one twist of this key and the lock mechanism should function properly, allowing us access into the pub."
"Just open the door."
And so Drace did.
So...
Drace: *waits behind bar for eager drunkards*
Ted Danson sits patiently at the bar. He picks up his Canadian Club and cola and awaits someone.
TD: Yep.... gr8 idea to reopen it...
Drace: oh Shut up!
*hits Ted Danson with a baseball bat*
TD on floor.
TD: That better not have knocked my drink!
Post by: Tomi on April 22, 2006, 03:08:15 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on April 22, 2006, 04:21:14 PM
Post by: Drace on April 22, 2006, 05:49:15 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Big_Duke
Duke:People! Ed sent us back in time right? Why can't he send us forward in time
Drace: Because if he send us back in time, the future isn't set yet dumbass. You can't go to a place that isn't there yet.
Post by: Big_Duke on April 22, 2006, 06:55:39 PM
Post by: Razor on April 22, 2006, 08:07:49 PM
Duke: Ok! *runs* *grabs Flux Capacitor* *runs faster* *disappears*
Razor: There we go, now he's somewhere where he can do no damage.
Drace: In the Earth's past? Isn't that one of the most fragile and therefore dangerous places of all?
Razor: Do I care?
Drace: *turns into Hitler* NEIN!
Razor: *turns into Stalin* LOLOLOL!
Ted Danson: Oh, you guys!
*canned laughter*
We'll be right back after these messages.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 22, 2006, 08:21:58 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 22, 2006, 11:33:25 PM
MargaretteThatcher11: Hold up, look over there!
Meisgerman: What is he doing still alive? Get him!
BluhJew: awwh man. *runs*
*British chase music plays as MTLL and MIG run after the bloody jew with a baseball bat.*
Post by: Archem on April 25, 2006, 01:47:41 AM
Post by: Tomi on April 25, 2006, 02:03:44 AM
Post by: WarxePB on April 26, 2006, 03:22:38 PM
n00b: lol zero
Zerxe: *Z-sabers n00b* Awesome.
*Warxe walks into the pub*
Warxe: What the hell happened? Someone was painting the pub green... OH GOD WE WENT INTO THE PAST
Zerxe: And you are?
Warxe: *summons a giant pencil* Hey, sweet. I forgot that you could do that. ZANTETSUKEN! *decapitates Zerxe*
Zerxe: Hey. *puts head back on* That's not very nice, you know.
n00b: *turns into Raffles* lol missiles
Count 50 Archem: This shiz aint cool, homies! Uh... suck your blood!
Wardin: ?
Zerxe: Don't ask.
Raffles: lol nazis *fires missiles at BluhJew*
*RANDOMNESS ENSUES WHEN YOU HAVE WARXE AROUND! BUY SOME TODAY*
Post by: Grandy on April 26, 2006, 05:41:19 PM
*20 or so men dressed as cientists come in and start discussing*
--5 or so minutes later--
Scientist: Well, after discussing and debating, we agreed that we'll be having coffee for drink.
Grandy: And about the... *dramatic pause* ALTERNATE DIMENSION THEORY?
Scientist: Well, you see, it was already proved that there are many dimension and portals and such, I remember you have a door to it int he back of the pub, even.
Razor: You do? How, we never saw you before!
Scientist: Oooh... but you did, *throws scientist costume away to reveal... WARXE!*
Zerxe: You can't be Warxe, I was Warxe! *summons something that makes he turn back into Warxe* SEE?!
Razor: *shoots warxe (the one that was Zerxe)* There, I solved the problem, anyone has anyother paradox?! *loads gun*
Everyone: *nods negativaly*
Razor: Good. *shoots Drace* that's just for warning.
Post by: Big_Duke on April 26, 2006, 06:14:25 PM
Raffles:Chunga *Hits Duke back with a club*
*This goes on for the next 2 hours,then Duke falls asleep*
Warxe:And now you see the great caven00b, the animal which us mammal are decended from!
Duke:BUNGABUNGABUNGA!*Attacks warxe with club*
Warxe:OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!!!
Raffles:*Soils himself then smiles*Rungagucha!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 26, 2006, 06:56:33 PM
The planet: *Finally gives up and crumbles to dust*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 26, 2006, 07:59:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Duke: My posts are hilarious!
The planet: *Finally gives up and crumbles to dust*
XD!!!!!!
Really, I haven't got much else to say.
Post by: Archem on April 26, 2006, 08:12:50 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
quote: Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Duke: My posts are hilarious!
The planet: *Finally gives up and crumbles to dust*
XD!!!!!!
Archem: I'm not descended from THAT. I'm quite clearly a ghost of sorts. And definitely not a human ghost!
Razor: You know, I've been wondering about that...
Duke: SHUT CHYER DIRTEE PAI-HOLE!!!
D'arrr!kFlood: Pi is aproximately 3.1415927...
Scarface Larry: Heey! I enjoy speaking of pies! Let's have a look in on the conversation!
Drace: I like ponies!
Grandy: Plastic gummi bears?! That's just crazy! >.> <.< NUMNUMNUMNUMNUM*!!!
Razor leers at Count 50 Archem.
Razor: DIE!!!
Archem: BLAM!!! *dies**sorta...*
Razor: That's what you get for posting this... this...
MIC: Rubbish?
Razor: Yeah. Rubblish.
*Eating noise
Post by: Big_Duke on April 27, 2006, 06:04:31 PM
Everone:0_o
Planet:0_o
Anything else:0_o
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 27, 2006, 07:19:35 PM
*Ed looks around. No charas members are around.*
Razor: "Hello, welcome to the Charas Pub!"
Ed: "WTF? You're supposed to be in past!"
Razor: "I can defy the laws of physics."
Ed: "Oh yeah, I forgot."
Razor: "I guess we're the only ones here."
Ed: "'Yup."
**Long pause.**
Razor: "I'm bored." *Disappears.
Ed: "This post could use some more randomness."
*ed goes to the county store, which is now a Nazi camp.*
Hitler (Drace): "Thanks to my cloning machine, and my English tutor, we shall take over this new land. We shall bend it to our will and make it ours! We shall call it... Sharas."
Stalin (Razor): "Lolololol."
*Razor spots bacon in Hitler's hand.*
Post by: Drace on April 27, 2006, 07:47:05 PM
Razor: It's just Ed who's making them.
Drace: Blargh! He's ruining it! To the batmobile!
TudutudutudutuduTudutudutudutuduTeneteneteneteneTenetenetenene Batman!!!!
Narrator: And now for something completely different.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 27, 2006, 11:25:23 PM
Everyone: Yay
*Furture Ed dies as well*
Planet: Yay
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 28, 2006, 09:37:34 PM
Satan: "Ed? I wasn't expecting you for six months choking on food."
Ed: "I cracked a Nazi joke."
Raffles: "Honey. Come back to bed."
Satan: "Not now, dear."
Raffles: "You don't love me anymore!"
*Runs off crying.*
Satan: "I have business to take care of."
*Presses a button and Ed is brought back to life.*
Meiscool: "I killed you!! How are you... why..." *Head explodes*
Earth: :(
*Future Ed chokes on a chicken bone.*
*Warxe's Ghost appears*
Grandy's Ghost & Red: Welcome to the club.
Grandy: Wait... Aren't you immortal?
*Warxe's Ghost disappear, Warxe's Body start to move*
Warxe: Yes, I am.
Grandy's Ghost: Well, I think you're out the club... Did you learn the meaning of life?
Post by: Grandy on April 29, 2006, 12:34:41 AM
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother: (same as grandy but with black hair) Well, well, little brother, it seems my plan to make you forget who you are and take your place is working perfectly!
Grandy's Ghost: Making me forget who I am wont help you get my place.
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother: Don't try to confuse me, I know exactly what are you plotting, I know every move of your... because I told you them in the first place!
Grandy's Ghost: No you didn't.
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother: Gah! I see you saw throug my acting, well, then, farewell, my brother, I'll get you yet! *throws a smoke bomb and disappears*
Grandy's Ghost: Why would he want my place as a ghost, anyway?
Ghostclown: It's fun once you get used to it.
Grandy: Ya, sure it is...... WHY AM I ALIVE AGAIN?!
Ghostclown: You see, people die 'cause they don't want to, when you though death was fun, you un-died.
Grandy: So I'm a zombie now?
Zombieclown: No, I am.
Grandy's Ghost: WTF?!
Zombieclown: I though how dead was boring, so I swiched places with you.
Grandy's Ghost: That is unfair.
Zombieclown: I though you wanted to be dead.
Grandy's Ghost: I do. *un-dies*
Zombieclown: Well... Ther's no one for me to take the place for now. I should implode soon. *does so*
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother Ghost: Haha!
Grandy's Ghost: What are you doing here? And why are you dead?
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother Ghost: Fool! You couldn't see though my disguise?! I'm... GHOSTCLOWN!
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother Ghost Clown: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Grandy: Ya, and you're dead too.
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother Ghost Clown: It's all part of my plan to take over your place!
Grandy: How?
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother Ghost Clown: Just wait and see... wait and see...... *disappears*
Grandy: Well, then, Razor, gimme a beer..... Razor?
Razor: *is dead*
Grandy: Woah, who could have done this?
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother Ghost Clown: Don't you see?! IT WAS YOU! YOU HAD TO KILL HIM TO TAKE HIS PLACE AMOUNT THE LIVINGS! I AM NOT THE EVIL TWIN, YOU ARE!
Grandy: *falls down on his knees and looks up* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *camera slowy going away from his head, spining*
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother Ghost Clown: Ha! Now that yoiu're the evil twin, I am the original! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *gets hit in the head by a empit beer can*
Warxe: *drunk* I'm trying to sleep here.
Grandy's Evil Twin Brother Ghost Clown: No! Beer can, my only weakness! Curse you Warxe, CUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOU! *fades*
Grandy: *gets up* Well, everything is alright.
Red: Razor is still dead.
Grandy: Shaddap, you weren't on the last 20 pages, it's no now that you'll start appearing again.
Red: *cries*
Post by: Archem on April 29, 2006, 01:17:25 AM
Drace: No, you'll just stereotype like hell with those.
Razor's Corpse: He's right, you know.
Archem: Yeah, but they were pretty cool.
MIC: And so was your death a few posts back.
Archem: Many good points. But here's the clencher: what about Razor's bacon?
Razor (Uncorpsified): !0_o!
Razor flies off. Like some sort of rocket man. With, of course, the entire pub in tow.
Grandy: Aww... Why do WE have to always get dragged into his convoluted bacon-based schemes?
Bluhman: It's a plot device.
All: *blank stares*
Bluhman: I haven't said anything in a while. Or moved in a while. Or used the toilet. Or breath.
Bluhman takes a deeeeeeep breath.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 29, 2006, 09:53:16 AM
Meiscool: That's what i call random.
Grandy: *Talking to a toothbrush* Nooo! You were the chosen one!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 29, 2006, 11:26:45 AM
Ed: That's it!! It's time to teach you maggots whose boss. The scoreboard is the boss. It will judge you using points. By doing things it likes, you will get points. By page 240 in this thread, whosoever has the most points wins.
Scoreboard: Moosetroop-0, Grandy-0, Razor-0, Drace-0, Meiscool-Dead, Archem-0, Duke-0.
Ed: Any questions?
MT11: Why are we doing this?
Ed: Because I say so.
Grandy: We don't have to follow your orders.
Meiscool: It says I'm dead. I'm not dead.
Ed: If it says you're dead, YOU'RE DEAD!!
Meiscool: But I'm not.
Ed: Are you going against the scoreboard's orders?
Meiscool: Yes. Yes I am.
*The scoreboard then grows legs 50 feet high. It pulls them out of the ground and squashes Meiscool.*
Ed: That'll learn ya not to deny the scoreboard.
*Drace raises hand.*
Ed: Oh my shiny glory! A real question!
Drace: Can I go to the bathroom.
Ed: Can't it wait?
*Grandy raises his foot.*
Grandy: Apparently not!
Ed: Fine. Go.
*Drace runs to the bathroom in the pub.*
*Archem raises hand.*
Ed: Yes, Archem?
Archem: How do we get points?
Ed: By doing...
*Turns to see Drace going on the scoreboard.*
Ed: No!!
Scoreboard: Moosetroop-0, Grandy-0, Razor-0, Drace-20, Meiscool-Dead, Archem-0, Duke-0.
Ed: -.-'
Post by: Drace on April 29, 2006, 12:47:12 PM
Ed: I dun.. *gets poop thrown in his mouth*
Drace-50
Post by: Razor on April 30, 2006, 12:23:16 AM
Ed: You can't do that!
Razor: You can't stop me!
Drace: He's right you know.
Ed: Oh shut up.
Post by: Archem on April 30, 2006, 12:37:15 AM
Scoreboard: -75
Archem: Damn. I should get some potato salad.
Scoreboard: -70
Post by: Drace on April 30, 2006, 07:14:16 AM
Archem: *eats it all up*
Drace - 550
Drace: Hey Archem, I took a piss in that salad.
Archem: O_O
Drace - 600
Archem - 60
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 30, 2006, 11:40:36 AM
*While nobody's looking, he hacks the sign to set drace down to 200 points. He also hacks to give himself 200 points.*
*Razor pushes a button labeld "you have been PWNed."*
*Two police officers climb up the board and arrest Ed.*
Ed: I'm not hiding marijuana!
Cop: We never said you did.
Post by: Drace on April 30, 2006, 12:05:12 PM
Drace - 600
Ed - -50000000
Post by: Razor on April 30, 2006, 09:02:00 PM
Razor: Hey! My score! *climbs up pole*
Ed: Uh oh! *climbs down other side*
*Benny Hill music comes on, as Razor and the policemen chase Ed through a hallway full of doors that interconnect*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 30, 2006, 09:10:53 PM
Post by: Bluhman on April 30, 2006, 09:19:57 PM
Bluhman: Oh wow; a giant chalkboard. I used to draw all over these things as a little boy.
*Bluhman draws all over the scoreboard, and the standings have been completely and utterly changed.*
Scoreboard: Moosetroop-3747, Grandy-Grand Day Indeed!, Razor-A drawing of a kitten, Drace-IVIXIVIXIVI?, Meiscool-A drawing of many many zombies, Archem-4875648658724365 and a hat, Duke-6969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969?.
Bluhman: Beautiful.
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
*Ed kicks bluhman in the crotch in dramatic, slow-motion.*
Bluhman: Ow. That hurt.
Ed: Really?
Bluhman: No.
*Bluhman pushes Ed off the edge.*
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 30, 2006, 09:28:39 PM
*Kicks Bluhman in the crotch and climbs down to grab a sponge.*
Post by: Razor on May 01, 2006, 05:03:03 AM
Hey Ed, is that Minion from Twisted Metal 2 in your signature?
Post by: Grandy on May 01, 2006, 09:21:20 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Razor: Hah! I win! Kitten overrules all!
Hey Ed, is that Minion from Twisted Metal 2 in your signature?
I think it's from TM3
Post by: Archem on May 01, 2006, 10:02:19 PM
Archem falls asleep.
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Archem is standing with a triumphant glow while wearing a doctor's coat and a suit of armor on. He also has an eye-patch.
Archem: So, now that I've vanquished all evil within the universe, perhaps I'll cure cancer!
Razor: *sniff* can you *sniff* fix my *sniff* kitty? I *sniff* think he's *sniff* sick *sniff*. His name's *sniff* Fluffy. *sniff*
Archem stares at a road-killed kitten.
Archem: Never fear, Archem Man is here!
Archem has a cape on now, and he's buffed up. He waves his hand over the fallen feline. Fluffy pops up.
Fluffy: Meow!
Razor: Fluffy! Thank you, *sniff* mister Archem! *sniff*
Archem flies off through a hole in the ceiling that he made. Just now, he did. And as he flew off, he shouted:
Archem: Try using some cold medecine!!!!!!!
His voice fades off into the distance.
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Scoreboard: Archem: 1,337,133,713,371,337 Everyone Else: Same as earlier.
Razor: What the hell?! He just passed out and made a super-leet score!
Ed: hax n00b!!!111!11111!1!one!!!1!111!!1one!!
Post by: Drace on May 02, 2006, 06:49:53 AM
Archem - 0
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 02, 2006, 02:02:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Grandy
quote: Originally posted by Razor
Razor: Hah! I win! Kitten overrules all!
Hey Ed, is that Minion from Twisted Metal 2 in your signature?
I think it's from TM3
--From Jail--
Ed: Bingo.
*Bluhman walks in.*
Bluhman: S..
Ed: I DIDN"T TOUCH HER!!
Bluhman: I never said you did.
Ed: -.-'
Bluhman: 'sup?
Ed: Not much.
Bluhman: Everything's going to go haywire, you know. Now that the scoreboard is unguarded.
--Back outside the pub--
Scoreboard: WWWWWRRRRRYYYYY!!!!!?????
*Meiscool smashes it with a hammer.*
Meiscool: Tell me I'm dead now!
Scoreboard: Meiscool- 0.
*Meiscool pummels the board.*
Post by: Drace on May 02, 2006, 06:41:50 PM
Scoreboard: WHRRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!????
Drace - 1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000,99^999999
Scoreboard - dead
Razor: Wow Drace, the scoreboard likes it that you killed Mr. Scoreboard 'Sayid-style'.
Drace: Yup. He loves tv, like me. Look at this. Scoreboard, I LOVE Red Dwarf.
Drace - WINNER!
Monty Python Narrator: And now for something completely different.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 02, 2006, 07:24:53 PM
Post by: Razor on May 02, 2006, 09:12:22 PM
Razor: Hey wow, Drace *completely* butchered the spelling of WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Scoreboard: Gasp! *Drace's score drops down to Hell*
Post by: Archem on May 02, 2006, 09:44:17 PM
Grandy: Gasp! The cannible!
Archem: What? I didn't say I was gonna make sandwiches out of HIM, I'm makin' PB&J!
Ed: It's peanut butta jell-
Archem kicks Ed in the coin purse. Ed poofs.
Ed: Poof!
Archem: Well, that takes care of one thing... And- Hey! I don't have a twin!
Scoreboard: !
The Scoreboard, seeing through Drace's wily scheme, spits fireballs about the... hockey arena?
Razor: Alright, who left the fridge open?!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 03, 2006, 02:11:36 PM
Quote
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
quote: Originally posted by Grandy
quote: Originally posted by Razor
Razor: Hah! I win! Kitten overrules all!
Hey Ed, is that Minion from Twisted Metal 2 in your signature?
I think it's from TM3
--From Jail--
Ed: Bingo.
I already did. I said 'bingo' because Grandy was right. He said TM3. I'm not sure if Minion is in TM2. I'm using the Twisted Metal: Black version of Minion because I can't find his profile pic from TM3.
--In Jail--
Ed: How... wha? How did Archem kick in the 'coin purse' -.-' if I'm in jail? Why would I sing that noob song? I hate that banana!! Hate him so much!!
*Starts foaming at the mouth.*
*Two jailkeeps run in and give Ed a shot.*
*Ed falls to the ground asleep.*
Post by: Razor on May 03, 2006, 08:45:57 PM
Grandy: Who are you talking to?
Razor: Ed.
Grandy: But he's in jail! Over there! How can you possibly be talking to him? He's like a mile away behind bars!
Razor: You see, here's the thing. Shut, up.
Grandy: ...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 04, 2006, 04:13:39 PM
Ed: Oh good, wonder what the prison food is like?
*Cell opens and MT11 steps in*
MT11: Now would you be good with salt or vinagrette?
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Drace: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Grandy: What?
Drace: Dunno, just got a good vibe all of a sudden.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 05, 2006, 11:35:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Guard: Wake, up, dinner time.
Ed: Oh good, wonder what the prison food is like?
*Cell opens and MT11 steps in*
MT11: Now would you be good with salt or vinagrette?
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Drace: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Grandy: What?
Drace: Dunno, just got a good vibe all of a sudden.
XD!!!!!!!
Post by: Archem on May 06, 2006, 12:20:43 AM
Razor: Well, yeah. Where'd you expect him to be?
Archem: Uh, I could have sworn he was right over there behind the child gate...
Ed is struggling to unlock a child gate.
Razor: Well, yeah. That IS the jail.
Archem: But why doesn't he just step over it?
Razor: Look, I have budget issues to deal with. If YOU want to get and extra-tall child gate, YOU can pay for it!
Ed: I can step OVER it?
Ed steps over it.
Ed: :D I'm freeeeee!!!
Razor: Oh now look what you've done!
Razor kicks Archem in the coin purse.
Archem: No! My coins! They'll roll all over the place! Curse you, Razor!
Ed picks up one of Archem's quarters.
Ed: Ooh! A shiney new quarter! Think of the havoc I can invoke with this!
********************************************************
FIVE MINUTES LATER...
********************************************************
Drace: So are you gonna go about with the havoc-causing or what?
Ed: Next post. Maybe...
Post by: Drace on May 06, 2006, 07:37:10 AM
Ed: What? What!? WHAT!?!?
Drace: *steps back*
Moose: YARRRGH!!! *slams mouth over Ed, crushing his body and then swallows him*
Moose: Needs some more ketchup and salt.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 06, 2006, 04:52:26 PM
Moosetroop: "Keep quiet."
Ed: "SSHH!! Use our inside voices."
Moosetroop: "This seems familiar."
*Ed then chants a spell in his book.*
Ed: "0h n053! 1 53n7 u5 b4ck 1n 71m3!!"
Ed: "You look familiar. You speak 1337? What a noob!" XD
n00b Ed: "y0ur m07h3r!"
Ed: "What?"
n00b Ed: "1 fuck3d y0ur m0mm4!"
Ed: ?
Razor put the paint brush on the ground, for the first time.
Moosetroop: "Wait a second..."
Moosetroop: "h1."
Moosetroop: -.-'
n00b Moosetroop: "1 w1|| 347 y0u w17h 7un4 c4554r0|3!"
Post by: Bluhman on May 06, 2006, 05:30:46 PM
*Each n00b version of each member is eaten by a flying moosetroop head, each of which, explode into confetti after they have eaten their target.*
Bluhman: Yay.
X: -.-'
Bluhman: Ok.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 06, 2006, 05:55:17 PM
Post by: Grandy on May 06, 2006, 07:44:42 PM
MT: *does so*
Grandy: Well, fellows, I might not be back for a while, anyone who wants to come with me, do it. Please call the police if I'm not here in a week or so. *turns to Moose*
Grandy: TO THE INFINITE! *jumps into Mt's mouth, which looks like a pityless hole* AND BEYOOOOOOOOND!
Post by: Drace on May 06, 2006, 09:01:29 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 07, 2006, 09:59:18 AM
MT11's inner child: Goo goo ga ga?
Drace: It's like the moosey plushy!
Grandy: *HUUUUG* Eew! Saliva!
Post by: Drace on May 07, 2006, 10:08:23 AM
Grandy: What the hell is it doing?
Drace: I dunno. Hey, here's Ed.
Ed: *crawls up to MT's IC* I need help.
MT's IC: *Roar!!!* *eats Ed*
Drace: *O_O*
Grandy: ... RUN!!!
Post by: Razor on May 07, 2006, 10:55:44 AM
Drace: What happened?
Drace: I don't kno--
Drace: Ohhh boy...
Drace: Arg, WTF?!
Drace: Hey, we've all become Drace!
Drace: How do we know who is who?
Drace: I'm Drace.
Drace: No I'm Drace!
Drace: I'm Sparticus!
Drace: There should be some way to tell us apart.
Drace: *summons Drace*
Drace: WTF is this magic! ZANTETSUKEN! *kills Drace*
Drace: *eats Drace*
Drace: Back to dispensing goods at over charged prices!
Drace: Well, that's a start.
Post by: Grandy on May 07, 2006, 11:07:23 AM
Drace: You can keep talking if you want, I'll keep concentrating on running.
Grandy: Yeah, I guess that'll do.
MT11IC: *ROAR*
Grandy: Drace, you still have that handgun?
Drace: You mean the MIB small thing?
Grandy: Yeah, that.
Drace: Here. *gives Grandy*
Grandy: Thanks *turns back to MT11IC, and throws the gun at it's head*
MT11IC: *falls*
Drace: I seriously don't think that's how it supposed to use it.
*The gun overheats and explodes, killing the InnerChild*
Grandy: For me it is.
Drace: We just killed MT's inner child...
----------
Back on outside
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Drace(MT11): *suddenly goes unsocial and emo*
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 07, 2006, 11:34:14 AM
Bowl of Pasta: WTF?
Grandy: ?
Drace: It's Ed!!
Bowl of Pasta: -.-'
*Grandy eats the pasta.*
Bowl: AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Post by: Grandy on May 07, 2006, 11:49:09 AM
Seriously, it's worse than Warxe and his summoning a few pages ago.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 07, 2006, 12:03:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Grandy
.... That's why I left the pub for some time, it seems no one read other people posts anymore, or if they do, they don't care about what "plot" other can be doing, no, they have to say "suddenly ______ happened and then _________" and in the end, somoen posts "Suddenly the Pub is back to normal"
Seriously, it's worse than Warxe and his summoning a few pages ago.
What? I read your post. how does my post conflict with yours?
Post by: Drace on May 07, 2006, 12:27:05 PM
Anyhoe:
X-Moosetroop-cutting-my-heart-11-X: I feel so Emo I wanna cut myself. *does so*
Post by: Tomi on May 08, 2006, 10:04:23 AM
X-Moosetroop-cutting-my-heart-11-X: x_x
*Silence*
Tomi: Sooo, lets tap a keg to celebrate! (B) (B) (B)
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 08, 2006, 02:31:42 PM
*Grandy chugs down a glass of beer.*
*Drace is drunk.*
Drace: Hey you! I know you!
Grandy: Who am I, then?
Drace: You're Jesus!
Grandy: I am? Up, up, and away!
*Grandy jumps in the air with his fist above his head.*
*Grandy falls to the floor and falls asleep.*
Tomi: Maybe this was a bad idea.
Drace: Shut yer mouth, talking cactus!
Tomi: -.-'
Bowl: -.-'
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 08, 2006, 03:55:42 PM
Amanda: Bring out the dancing Lobsters!
*Lobster dance*
Post by: Razor on May 08, 2006, 08:38:37 PM
Grandy: My soul, she burns!
Post by: Grandy on May 08, 2006, 09:52:12 PM
Post by: Archem on May 08, 2006, 10:35:37 PM
Grandy: No! No more "wiping it clean"! Go with the story or fear my Wraith!
Archem: Uh... Don't you mean "(uncapitalized)wrath"?
Grandy: No...
Grandy splatters Archem with his Wraith tank.
Respawn in 3
Respawn in 2
Respawn in 1
Archem: Oh man... I shoulda seen that reference coming from a few miles away... _sweat_
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 09, 2006, 02:32:04 PM
Grandy: Where's Drace and that wierd guy?
GrandynolongerinsideMoosetroop: I dunno.
*Drace runs out screaming of spiders on his body, when there are none.*
Grandynolongerinsidemoosetroop: How did we do this?
Grandy: Fusion time!!
Both: Fuuuuu.....sion! Ha!
Drace: The spiders, they burn me!!
Razor: The DBZ-ness, it burns me!!
Raffles: Knowledge!! It burns me!!
Post by: Razor on May 10, 2006, 11:27:01 AM
ZZWAPPO!~
Razor put the paint brush back in the tin -
Razor: What the Hell are you doing here. This has been done a million times.
Warxe: You shut up! *kills Razor*
MISSION FAILED
WARXE? WARXE?! WAAAAAAAARRRRXXXEEEEEE!!!!
*TIME PARADOX*
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 10, 2006, 02:33:57 PM
Razor put the paint brush back in the tin -
Razor: What the Hell are you doing here. This has been done a million times.
Warxe: You shut up! *kills Razor*
MISSION FAILED
WARXE? WARXE?! WAAAAAAAARRRRXXXEEEEEE!!!!
PastRazor: Wow. That's wierd.
Razor1: Yeah.
Razor2: Oops.
Razor put the paint brush back in the tin -
Razor: What the Hell are you doing here. This has been done a million times.
Warxe: You shut up! *kills Razor*
MISSION FAILED
WARXE? WARXE?! WAAAAAAAARRRRXXXEEEEEE!!!!
Razor1: How long will this go on?
Razor2: I dunno.
Razor put the paint brush back in the tin -
Razor: What the Hell are you doing here. This has been done a million times.
Warxe: You shut up! *kills Razor*
MISSION FAILED
WARXE? WARXE?! WAAAAAAAARRRRXXXEEEEEE!!!!
Razor4: I killed warxe!!
Razors: Me too.
Razor4: Time paradox?
Razors: Time paradox.
Razor put the paint brush back in the tin -
Razor: What the Hell are you doing here. This has been done a million times.
Warxe: You shut up! *kills Razor*
MISSION FAILED
WARXE? WARXE?! WAAAAAAAARRRRXXXEEEEEE!!!!
Razor1: This is getting ridiculous.
Razor6: I killed warxe!!
Razors: -.-'
OldRazor: WTF is ging on!?
Post by: WarxePB on May 10, 2006, 03:59:57 PM
Warxe9038: Oh dear, this is not good.
Warxe20927802937930973: You shut up yo punk ***!
Warxe6969: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Warxe -3: Warxe does not like this.
Warxe: ARRRRGH *head explodes*
Warxe55.5: What's his problem?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 10, 2006, 04:30:04 PM
Post by: Bluhman on May 10, 2006, 06:41:36 PM
*Bluhman stares at the thousands and millions of copies of Razor and Warxe.*
Bluhman: Bah, nevermind. *Leaves*. Obviously, this is the doing of a deathly cloning machine... If I were to build a DE-cloning machine, I'd be able to get rid of all the clones in a flash... Or I could just run at all of them with a claymore and chop 'em heads off.
Yeah, that sounds good.
*Bluhman draws his sword out of where his pistol should actually be, and does a charge attack towards the pub.*
Bluhman: YEEEEAAAAAAUUUURURRRRRRRAAAAAAAKKKKUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!
Post by: Archem on May 10, 2006, 07:52:56 PM
Razor Q: Because nobody likes you, olde chap!
Archem :(
Moosey7: I do :heart:
MT12: *eats Moosey7* Braaap!!!!
Archem: Ah! I feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
MT587: No, I do!
Warxe743556: It's true.
MT154636345: SHUT UP, FOOL! *eats Warxe#whatever*
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 10, 2006, 08:03:53 PM
*Chants spell.*
Ed: "Damn. i just cloned everyone."
Ed2: "Y0u dumb455!!"
Ed: "WRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!??????????"
Grandy: WTH?
Razor32890578432590732598237593275932758469579058: "It looks like you'll have to take us all home. We can play together forever."
Razors:"...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever ...and ever..."
Razor: "...AND EVER!!!"
All 193284890327540297590725097507922390443074290018430759795327979 Razors die.
*Razor and razor's clone respawn.*
--End paradox--
Ed: "What? that's not possible!!"
Razor: I guess we're stuck here.
Big_Duke: "We could always wait until the future."
Razor: "Good idea!" *Sits on the ground indian style.*
Ed: "Eventually, we'll all die due to aging."
Razor: "We could keep reproducing!"
Ed: 0.o
Archem: "There aren't any females here, Razor."
Razor: 'We do now!"
Razor2: "Meiscool, look in your underwear."
*Meiscool does so.*
Meiscool: "nnnooo... nnnooo... NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!"
Big_Duke: "Meiscool's a girl now?"
*Duke drags Meiscool to the nearby stall.*
Archem: Didn't need to hear that.
Drace: Me neither.
Razor: I did!
Ed: I didn't.
Archem: But you typed it!
Ed: -.-'
Post by: Bluhman on May 10, 2006, 10:55:28 PM
Post by: Archem on May 10, 2006, 11:21:19 PM
Ed: What?
Archem: Ahem! *nods head in the direction of the stall*
Meiscool: Hell no! This is uncomfortable as hell! You are NOT getting into my pants, mister!
Archem: I guess that means "yes" in German. Friggin' German people... Takes 'em forever just to say "yes"...
Ed: *skeptical glance at Archem*
Archem: Stop it. Now. I know I'm sexy, but you and I CAN't make-out. Too many people are looking.
Razor: 0_o
Ed:!0.0!
Archem: ... I mean... I drew a picture!
Archem: I call it "Eau de Liar"
Cerebus: "Liar Water"?
Archem: No! Pff! Idjit.
Bluhman finally runs into the pub
Bluhman: Ow... My dignity... Drops my claymore...
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 11, 2006, 01:04:36 PM
*Ed moves to his left.*
*The label follows him.*
*A giant "NO DIGNITY" label appears above Bluhman's head.*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 11, 2006, 11:11:08 PM
Meiscool: I don't get it.
Archem: That's what she said.
Ed: OMG PWNED!!11one1!
Post by: WarxePB on May 12, 2006, 12:40:45 AM
Razor: Transform? You can't do that.
Warxe: Well, being that I'm now the mod of this forum, I can do anything I want.
Razor: Mod? Forum?
Warxe: ...well there goes my attempt at breaking the fourth. *hits Razor with the hammer, compressing him into a small cylinder-shaped thing*
Razor: That's not fair.
Archem: That's what she said!
All except Ed: -_-;;
Warxe: You've been voted off the island, Archem.
Archem: By who?
Warxe: *points at a nearby hill, where an army of armor-clad Warxes come charging down from* Them. Man, I loooove abusing my powers... *cackles manically*
Post by: Archem on May 12, 2006, 02:00:25 AM
Razor: There's nothing there...
Archem: *shoving Warxe down MT11's throat* Yes-huh! You just gotta look harder!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 12, 2006, 06:10:52 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 12, 2006, 07:43:40 PM
Warxe: >.> Stop that.
Post by: Razor on May 13, 2006, 02:06:52 AM
MT11: Woohoo! What do I get to mod? What do I do?
Razor: Toilet cleaning duty!
MT11: Uhh...
*flush*
Meiscool: *leaves toilet, dark brown air follows* Wow, I'd give that an hour.
Razor: Get to work.
MT11: :(
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 13, 2006, 01:17:18 PM
Ed: "You can't see me."
Archem: "Yes I can."
Duke: "OH MY GOD!!! HE JUST VANISHED!!! HOW DID HE DO THAT?"
Archem: "He set his avatar to 'no avatar' and he erased everything in his sig."
Duke: "I never would've thought of that!"
Post by: Drace on May 13, 2006, 03:30:38 PM
Razor: You totally have no respect for the previous posts, do you?
Drace: I was away. Too much to read.
Razor: Welcome back dude.
MT11: Welcome back!
Grandy: ZOMG! WB!!!
Ed: Wel... *gets smacked in the head* Hey! What's that for?
Drace: I did read your last post... *-_-'*
Post by: Archem on May 13, 2006, 04:01:07 PM
Warxe: WHAAA!!!!!
Razor: ?
Duke: Uh... How did you say "question mark"?
Razor: Very carefully. But back to the point, what just happened?
Archem: I TOLD you to look harder! People these days!
Up on top of a hill...
Warxe Army Guy #1: Do you think we should help him?
WAG #2: Nah... He cancelled our health insurance last week.
WAG #3: Really?! I better stop drinking this bottle of Drain-o then...
WAG #1:You guys are right. To hell with him!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 13, 2006, 04:51:35 PM
Duke: What was that for?
Ed: Drace hit me, so I hit you.
*Drace slaps.*
*Ed slaps.*
*Duke grabs a hammer and puts both prongs in Ed's nose a pulls upward.*
Ed: "OWOWOWOWOWOW!!"
*Drace laughs.*
Duke: "What's so funny?"
*Duke hits him with a pipe.*
*Drace swings a wrench at Duke, but misses and hits Ed.*
Ed: "Why you..."
*Ed hits Drace with a hammer.*
*Red's spinning around on the pool table.*
MT11: 0.0
Drace: "How long has he been doing that now?"
Red: "Vwoopwoopwoopwoop."
Post by: Archem on May 13, 2006, 05:11:58 PM
Ed swings at Drace, but misses and hits Archem
Archem: Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Archem throws a pie at Ed.
Archem: Nyuknyuknyuknyuk!
Ed waves his hand up, down, and back. Archem follows it with his eyes. Ed punches Archem, and Archem falls into a pool.
Archem: MRRR!!!
Razor: Hey, be careful there! That's the shark tank, not a pool!
Sorry. Archem falls into a shark tank.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 13, 2006, 05:30:47 PM
Ed: "Now speak, dolphin boy!"
Post by: Bluhman on May 19, 2006, 10:32:41 PM
Pretty teeth, dear
And he shows them
Pearly White
Just a Jack Knife
Has Mack Heath, dear
And he keeps it
Out of siiight...
*A shark rips Archem's arm off.*
When the shark bites
With his teeth, dear
Scarlet billows
Start to spread
Fancy gloves, though
Wears Mack Heath, dear
So there's not a
Trace of reee-
MT11: Stop singing! It's making my ears bleed!!!
XMTE: What was up with that song anyway?
Bluhman: Well, I thought it was rather fitting... Y'know, with all the sharks and stuff biting Archem's limbs off.
Archem: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Bluhman: What was that?
XMTE: Just the wind.
Bluhman: Obviously, This must mean a storm front is coming...
Post by: Archem on May 19, 2006, 11:40:51 PM
Bluhman: OMFROFLingGod! He's... He's...
Ed: A specter!
Razor: ... Yeah. That's it.
Archem: Yeah, I don't think much has changed. I mean, I guess I can float now... Which makes me wonder: What did I do before?!
Post by: Razor on May 20, 2006, 12:04:10 AM
But I would need a briefcase.
That is all.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 20, 2006, 12:52:03 PM
*Razor opens it.*
*It's full of bacon.*
Razor: "How did you know!?"
Post by: Drace on May 20, 2006, 06:58:45 PM
MT11: Stupid.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 20, 2006, 07:35:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Drace
Drace: Is there an inside-joke I don't know of or is this guy just stupid?
MT11: Stupid.
*ed has a shirt on him that says "Stoopid and prowed.*
Post by: Drace on May 20, 2006, 07:38:33 PM
Post by: Razor on May 21, 2006, 01:54:37 AM
Post by: Drace on May 21, 2006, 05:26:01 AM
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 21, 2006, 04:17:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Drace
I have a huge acceptance to almost all sorts of comedy, but his just ain't funny even in a parrallel universe.
A simple "please leave the pub" would suffice.
Drace, not everyone can be funny. Not everyone has talents in comedy. Some try something to see if it gets results. If so, more would be made. You can't just snap your fingers and expect someone to make you laugh. That is not how the world works. Last time I checked, the Charas Pub wasn't 100% about the comedy. It's also about continuing a story with no plot whatsoever. Not everything has to be funny.
Post by: Drace on May 21, 2006, 05:53:13 PM
Quote
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
quote: Originally posted by Drace
I have a huge acceptance to almost all sorts of comedy, but his just ain't funny even in a parrallel universe.
A simple "please leave the pub" would suffice.
Drace, not everyone can be funny. Not everyone has talents in comedy. Some try something to see if it gets results. If so, more would be made. You can't just snap your fingers and expect someone to make you laugh. That is not how the world works. Last time I checked, the Charas Pub wasn't 100% about the comedy. It's also about continuing a story with no plot whatsoever. Not everything has to be funny.
So why try if you can't be funny? Ed, you bore and irritate the hell out of me in the pub. Please, be funny or go away.
Post by: Archem on May 21, 2006, 07:17:35 PM
MT bites off Archem's arm.
Archem: Ha! I've still got one! :hi: ... Crap, I'm right handed!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 21, 2006, 08:07:50 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Drace
be funny or go away.
I guess only humor applies to you. You're a one-trick pony, eh? Maybe I'l just keep posting here just to make you angry. How does that sound?
*Ed takes a step forward*
Drace: "Not funny."
Ed: "So?"
*Drace picks up Ed and throws him out of the pub.*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 21, 2006, 11:10:23 PM
Red: I concur.
*Now that Red has been brought into the conversation, he can't be used for many posts*
Post by: Grandy on May 21, 2006, 11:21:14 PM
Grandy: Hi guys how's thing... go...ing?
*Drace and Ed are angry staring each other, lightning comes out of their eyes*
Grandy: Ooo...kay... I was thinking about posting here more often but... Maybe it's not a good time. *Walks to the exit without turing his back to they. * *sweatdrop*
Post by: Archem on May 21, 2006, 11:48:51 PM
Rotor: That was Pablo.
Archem: Thank you, Rotor.
Post by: Drace on May 22, 2006, 06:42:05 AM
Razor: What ya want with my wife?
Drace: *O_O*
Lassie: *barks*
Razor: What's the matter with Timmy? Tell me girl, tell me. Not Timmy? Ed? He jerks off to much? Yeah, we knew that. What is it now? He doesn't have a dick?
Drace: That kid has some serious problems.
Post by: Razor on May 22, 2006, 08:31:00 AM
Ed: Ha! Only Drace2 would say that!
Razor: Quick, let's lynch him!
*Noone lynches Drace2*
Noone: Hey why I am the only one doing this?
Drace2: Oh blast he's lynching me and is resulting in a rather unpleasant experience!
Colon: I'm muhfuggen random!
Toaster: YOU DO NOT EXIST.
*Colon and Toaster disappear*
Razor: All is as it should be. *looks at last post* Well, not quite.
Dio Brando: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!! *drops steamroller on Drace* WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
MT11: ...and twenty Ys. Yes, it's all as it should be.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 22, 2006, 09:19:53 AM
N00b: 0_o?
MT11: I knew I should have given up this damn pipe. B-but look at it! I'm Gandalf! Gandaaaalf!!!
Post by: Weerd Thing on May 22, 2006, 12:36:49 PM
W££rd: So what twisted fantasy have you decided to delve into this time, Ed?
MT11: I'm Gandalf!
W££rd: If you're Gandalf, make a boat with the puffs of smoke!
*MT11 blows a smoke steamboat, which turns real and fall on W££rd*
W££rd: Ow.
MT11: :]]
Drace: Lassie! Come back!
Drace2: This is still unpleasant!
Noone: _sweat_
Dio Brando: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!! *drops a steamroller on W££rd*
W££rd: Ow. Again.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 22, 2006, 01:55:11 PM
I'm not psychic. If you think I'm annoying, tell me so I can change my ways! Flaming me will only lead to rage and rage into rivals. I still have enough respect for Drace to leave peacefully. Good day to you all.
Post by: Drace on May 22, 2006, 02:36:27 PM
Post by: Razor on May 22, 2006, 08:26:11 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 23, 2006, 12:29:26 AM
Drace: Stop that!
Ed: Make me!
Drace: I will!
Ed: Bring it!
Drace: I'm gonna!
Ed: I'm waiting!
Drac-
Razor: Shutup.
Ed and Drace: Yes sir. *bow*
Post by: Archem on May 23, 2006, 12:39:27 AM
Archem: Uh... How? Bow tie? What?
Rotor: I'm still here!
MT eats Rotor.
MT11: Bleah. I'm gonna be tasting that for a week...
Post by: Razor on May 23, 2006, 09:25:51 PM
MT11: Eh? Wtf?
Razor: Too old to bring back?
Post by: Grandy on May 24, 2006, 03:44:33 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 24, 2006, 04:01:18 PM
Razor (Played by Jack Black): *Slaps* Definately too old to bring back.
Post by: Razor on May 24, 2006, 08:31:09 PM
Grandy (Played by Stephen Hawking): You - mean - this - sandwich? I - call - it - a - Grandy - Sandwich. Ha. Ha. Haaaa.
Archem (Played by George W Bush): Hey you know, we ain't heard from those StarScapers in a long time. And we know that they got a pub of their own. So we should disarm them of their pub, as a community!
Drace (Ed O'Neill): Archem, just shut up. Also, get me a sandwich.
Post by: Archem on May 24, 2006, 09:36:44 PM
Ed: Sit down, you idjit! The movie isn't over yet!
Archem: Whoops! :blush:
Razor: Wait just a second... I don't recall signing a movie agreement for a pub movie!
/shock and awe
Post by: Drace on May 25, 2006, 04:35:44 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Drace (Played by Ed O'Neill): I'm so upset I can hardly eat this sandwich.
Grandy (Played by Stephen Hawking): You - mean - this - sandwich? I - call - it - a - Grandy - Sandwich. Ha. Ha. Haaaa.
Archem (Played by George W Bush): Hey you know, we ain't heard from those StarScapers in a long time. And we know that they got a pub of their own. So we should disarm them of their pub, as a community!
Drace (Ed O'Neill): Archem, just shut up. Also, get me a sandwich.
*Pinks away a tear* Ed O'Neill. I love you Razor!!!
Post by: Drace on May 31, 2006, 02:13:09 PM
Ed: Why can't the world just die? Fat woman walks into the pub today, sits down and asks for a beer. I tell, 'Ma'am, I think I can better drink that beer and these other 15 so you look beautifull' and she just randomly punches me on the eye.
Post by: Big_Duke on May 31, 2006, 02:23:33 PM
Fat Woman: Dukey!
Duke(Arnold):AAARRGGGHHHH!!!!!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 31, 2006, 03:12:44 PM
Duke(Played by Arnold Schwartzanager): Get to the chopper!
Post by: Archem on May 31, 2006, 05:36:40 PM
Razor (Jack Black): What?
Archem (W.): ...When I was a young'un.
Duke (The Governator): Choppa! Naow! Geet down! Eyaugh!
Giant-*** random explosion.
Post by: Razor on June 02, 2006, 09:08:05 PM
Razor: Why the long face?
Horse: I have cancer.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 02, 2006, 11:42:16 PM
Drace: I beg to differ, I believe they blow.
Grandy: I concur, blowing seems to be their primary action.
Bluhman: Quite correct, they do blow.
MT11: No, Razor is correct, they suck.
Drace: Oh, you've swayed my opinion, perhaps they do suck.
Bluhman: Drace! Are you mad!? They clearly blow!
Drace: You're right, what was I thinking?
Razor: That I was right.
Archem: But you are right. They do suck.
Grandy: Show proof of this statement! Through visual aids you can tell without question that they blow!
MT11: Are we looking at the same thing!? You can't possibly tell me that you actually believe that they are blowing rather then sucking.
Archem: I dunno... after watching part of this movie I'm begining to agree with Drace. Perhaps it is the art of blowing after all.
Razor: You guys are nuts, that's most difinitivly sucking.
Drace: No no no! It's blowing!
MT11: Sucking!
Grandy: Blowing!
Razor: Sucking!
MIC: Hey guys, what's all this about?
Bluhman: We are having a debate.
MIC: Oh, what about?
Razor: Tornadoes.
Post by: Drace on June 03, 2006, 10:17:21 AM
Razor: No!
Grandy: That's for women! They blow!
Razor: Suck!
Post by: Grandy on June 03, 2006, 02:11:28 PM
Post by: Drace on June 03, 2006, 03:06:19 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on June 03, 2006, 08:11:34 PM
Duke: Okay I'll watch that.
Someone: Peter Cottontail?*Shows case*
Duke: NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 03, 2006, 08:59:09 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Grandy
Grandy: I just noticed that I'm here since page 24, and how the pub was WAY funnier at that time.
MT11: Hell yes. *Tears up* the good ol' days
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 03, 2006, 09:13:58 PM
Drace: You wern't around either.
Everyone: *Laughs uncontrollably*
Post by: Grandy on June 03, 2006, 09:44:23 PM
Post by: Razor on June 03, 2006, 09:50:35 PM
Razor: So, Xen, Red and Warxe were making it better then, eh? Well, I have a plan. A plan so ingenius, if you had a thousand super intellegent monkeys typing on super intellegent keyboards for a thousand years, the end result collaborated into a super intellengent coffee table book with a mind of its own would still not be able to comprehend the super intellegence of my ingenius plan. This plan is so super intellent that if-
Drace: You're not thinking of kidnapping Xen, Red and Warxe and making them post in here again are you?
Razor: *narrows eyes* ....No, but if you'll excuse me, I have to go now. I'm going to... kidnap Lenny and Carl. *rushes off*
Meiscool: Wait, who did he say?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 06, 2006, 03:12:43 AM
Archem: Razor, package for you.
Razor: Thankyou Archem.
*Opens*
Razor: A phone! SWEE-
Phone: Ring ring.
Razor: -T... huh?
Phone: Ring ring.
Razor: *Answers* Hello?
Meismorpheus: Hello Razor.
Razor: Who is this?
Meismorpheus: That's not important. Do as I tell you or you will die.
Razor: Huh? Ok, right.
Meismorpheus: Good. See the man in black that just came off of the staircase?
Razor: Who, Bluhman? Yeah, I see him
Meismorpheus: Yes, Bluhman wants to kill you.
Razor: He does!? Well, what do I do?
Meismorpheus: You need to follow my instructions to get out alive, understand?
Razor: Yeah.
Meismorpheus: The cubical across from you is empty... go now!
Razor: Right now?
Meismorpheus: Yes you moron, now!
Razor: I dunno, I mean, shouldn't I ju-
Meismorpheus: GO you IDIOT!
Razor: *Goes* OK *Runs into Bluhman's legs*
Bluhamn: Oh, hello you silly fool.
Razor: Dude, I don't think he wants to kill me.
Meismorpheus: Don't be fooled, he's just trying to deceive you!
Razor: Bu-
Meismorpheus: JUST GET TO THE NEXT GOD DAMN CUBICAL!!!
Razor: *Goes again* Ok, I'm there.
Meismorpheus: Good, now, run to that open window there.
Razor: The open one?
Meismorpheus: Yes, that one.
Razor: Ok, I'm there.
Meismorpheus: Oh, Bluhman has stationed his Bluhmen on the stair case, your only way out is to climb the ledge of the window to the windows of the stair case.
Razor: *Gets on ledge, looks down, cries* I can't do it!
Meismorpheus: Just a little farther!
Drace: I still think that they blow.
MT11: Suck!
Drace: BLOW!
MT11: Suck!
Drace: Why don't you just quit? Nobody but you thinks that they suck.
MT11: Razor does.
Drace: *looks at Razor*. Dude, look at him. He's outside in the blizzard, on a window edge, crying like a little baby, holding a phone with one hand.
MT11: My gawd. You're right! He's a crazy ****!
Meismorpheus: Just a few more steps!
Razor: I'm in!
Meismorpheus: Good job. Now, just turn on the lights.
Razor: *turns on the lights*
Everyone: Suprise!!!!
Razor: huh?
Everyone: Happy Birthday Razor!
Razor: WTF? Todays not my birthday!
Meiscool: Huh?
Razor: Yeah, it's Ned's birthday, not mine.
Meiscool: Oh.... Well, I guess you'd best be going back to your cubical then.
Razor: Yeah. *Walks away*
Meiscool: Wait, hey Razor!
Razor: Yeah?
Meiscool: Can you take this phone-shaped package to Ned?
Razor: Sure. *Walks out* Hey... wait a minute!
Post by: Tomi on June 06, 2006, 03:28:34 AM
Meis: Yes, but you don't get one, because you aren't a regular customer. You get a chinese takeout box.
Tomi: Uhh, ok... *picks up box*
Box: *a splode*
Everyone: *flies backs*
MT11: *picks nose*
The chinese takeout box explodes, leaving a little metal box inside. The metally thingy transfroms into a giant mecha Bluhman.
MechBluhman: Goodbye you silly fools.
Razor: ZOMG!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 06, 2006, 03:31:28 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Tomi
The chinese takeout box explodes, leaving a little metal box inside. The metally thingy transfroms into a giant mecha Bluhman.
MechBluhman: Goodbye you silly fools.
Razor: ZOMG!
ROFL LMAO!!! XD!!!!!111one!billionityone! *Shoot's self*
Post by: Archem on June 06, 2006, 03:51:25 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
Drace: *looks at Razor*. Dude, look at him. He's outside in the blizzard, on a window edge, crying like a little baby, holding a phone with one hand.
Archem: *lols* *literlally*
MIC: Whoa, hey, it wasn't THAT funny...
Razor: *sniff* I thought so... By the way, I have frostbite across my entire right arm and three copies of Diablo... could someone help me out here?
Ed: Yoink! *grabs two of the three copies of Diablo*
Archem: Well then... um... remember those aliens what done stole your bacon, Razor?
Razor: What?! I can't 'ear you!
MIC: Apparently, his inner ear was affected by the frostbite.
Razor: APPARENTLY MY INNER EARS WAS INFECTED BY THAT FREEZEBITE!!!
Archem: He seems slightly braindead, too...
Grandy: Yep. cold temperatures and monthly WoW fees can really do a lot to a body...
Archem: *looks around at the Texas landscape and notices that WoW isn't on his desktop* I wouldn't know...
Ed: So... Let's sail my pirate ship to the Grand Line, but stop for bacon on the way!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 06, 2006, 04:56:24 PM
Meismorpheus: What-NO!
MT11: *Turns into a fire hydrant*
Tomity: We loose too many chosen ones that way.
Post by: Tomi on June 06, 2006, 07:33:37 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
quote: Originally posted by Tomi
The chinese takeout box explodes, leaving a little metal box inside. The metally thingy transfroms into a giant mecha Bluhman.
MechBluhman: Goodbye you silly fools.
Razor: ZOMG!
ROFL LMAO!!! XD!!!!!111one!billionityone! *Shoot's self*
Thank you.
Tomi: Now that Meisdead is dead, and moose is a firehydrant, what happens now?
Razor: We drink!
Grandy: Right... uh, whats in this stuff?
Razor: Oh, just some sort of pill I found in Moosetroop's room.
Tomi: It does give it a tangy zip...
*Poof*
Grandy & Tomi: *turn into dogs*
Tomidog: I have the sudden urge to pee on Moose...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 07, 2006, 04:47:09 PM
Tomity: Yes, but now we need to find a new choosen one.
Meismorpheus: Yes. Who's next on the list?
Tomity: A female named Paris Hilton.
Meismorpheus: Skip her, we know she'd take both pills.
Tomity: Ok, next up is an Arabic man named Al'alim.
Meismorpheus: Next.
Tomity: K. Only a few left. Next is a dog name Raz-
Meismorpheus: Next.
Tomity: Ok, last person on the list: a male named Red.
Meismorpheus: Hmmm... where in the pubtrix is he located?
Tomity: He's currently in the Charas Pub's bathroom, hidding from Razor.
Meismorpheus: Let's go see him, shall we?
Post by: Archem on June 07, 2006, 05:12:12 PM
MIM: Who are you talking to?
Archem: ...My friend... Mimo.
Mimo: Yo.
Archem: He doesn't speak english.
Mimo: Wha? I speaks en-Glish aprettehpretteh goo'! Take ih' bax0rz, yo.
Archem: Allow me to translate: Ahem! Pleased to meet all of you, I need to eat a toilet for Aprettehprettehgoo. That's his religion's favorite holiday!
Mimo: I got's brashes an' nog rammer.
Tomity: He totally spit on me... I should feed him my grammar book...
In the bathroom... uh, WC... screw it - toilet room...
Razor: *crying* I'm afraid to get off of this toilet and face those fiends out there... but I'm afraid to stay on! Look! Something brown is staring at me!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 07, 2006, 06:46:05 PM
Quote
Mimo: Wha? I speaks en-Glish aprettehpretteh goo'! Take ih' bax0rz, yo.
MT11: XD
Post by: Razor on June 07, 2006, 08:39:02 PM
Quote
Razor: *crying* I'm afraid to get off of this toilet and face those fiends out there... but I'm afraid to stay on! Look! Something brown is staring at me!
LOL
Post by: Archem on June 07, 2006, 08:48:16 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Archem2
nog rammer.
The ultimate reply.
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 07, 2006, 08:55:08 PM
Archem: No
ZKX: Well why in the name of toothpaste not!?
Archem: Nog rammer
ZKX: You don't say?
Arhem: Nog rammer
ZKX: ALL AT ONCE!?
Archem: Nog rammer
ZKX: You see, that just goes to show you why sandwiches will kill you in your sleep.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 07, 2006, 11:00:45 PM
Post by: Tomi on June 07, 2006, 11:07:45 PM
MIC: Uh, its chosen one.
Post by: Grandy on June 08, 2006, 12:19:39 AM
Post by: Archem on June 08, 2006, 12:50:05 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Grandy
XD not fair, you guys only get funny when I'm not here.
Archem: Quiet, you nog rammer!
Meismorpheus: See, I've been meaning to ask what a "nog rammer" is-
Tomity: EAT GRAMMAR TEXT BOOK, YOU SPIT-MACHINE!!!1!!111!!
Mimo: Shou khan'th doo thish, I'mv uh lawyer!!!
MT11: I heard "doo", "uh", and "lawyer"...
Tomi: Dude! He shredded the text book on the way down his throat! Acursed brace!
Razor: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT JUMPED AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Archem: Allow me to translate: I like to snort Pixie Stix, and lawyers smell like cheese. And Razor seems to be having... bowel problems...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 08, 2006, 01:03:14 AM
Red: Why are you here?
Meismorpheus: I want you to take one of these two pills.
Red: The Red or Blue ones?
Meismorpheus: Yes.
*Ten minutes later*
Meismorpheus: Well, he's not our guy.
Tomity: What do you mean?
Meismorpheus: Hmm... well, he took the right pill, but he choked on it.
Tomity: .... so he choked on Red?
Meismorpheus: Yes.
Tomity: ..... so basically.... he choked on himself?
Meismorpheus: Ironic isn't it?
*Meanwhile in the bathroom*
Razor: *Flushes* Bout time. *Walks out of stall* ZOMG! Red!
Red: .....
Razor: Red! My buddy, say something!
Red: .....
Razor: Red! RED! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!?????
MT11: *Walks in* Twenty Y's, everything is as it should be. *Walks out*
Post by: Tomi on June 08, 2006, 02:07:24 AM
Meismorpheus:*stares*
MT11:*poof, legs*
Meismorpheus: Happy?
Post by: Archem on June 08, 2006, 03:30:56 AM
Mimo: I jes' wanah bergh-herr...
Archem: Translation: A-
Meismorpheus throws MT11 at Archem.
MT11: No! My worst fear! Being thrown head-first at food!
MT11 breaks down in tears after slamming into Archem's head.
A firefighter walks in and attaches a firehose to MT11's face.
Firefighter: Convenient, ain't it?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 08, 2006, 05:34:36 PM
Razor: *Hands Firefighter a copy of the script*
Firefighter: *Ahem* WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!????? *Burns to ashes*
Post by: Drace on June 08, 2006, 06:37:51 PM
Post by: Razor on June 12, 2006, 08:48:51 PM
Drace: What? Does anything you just said make sense?
Judge: Shut up! *throws gavel*
Meismorpheous: You need to calm down. I have some pills for you.
Judge: Oh, trying bribe a judge, eh? That's even GRANDER larsony! *throws judgey table*
Toad: Your princess is in another castle!
Judge: UUUGGGGHHHH!!!! JUDGE SMASH!!! *kicks Toad into the sun, smashes hole in wall, runs off*
MT11: Oh yeah, he'll be sleeping well tonight. :)
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 12, 2006, 08:54:05 PM
Archem: *Gavel is lodged in throat* Wuh wuh wuh! *Coughs violently and the gavel lands in Drace's beer*
Post by: Archem on June 12, 2006, 09:12:44 PM
Archem: We're in a BAR?!
MT11: No, no. It's clearly a tavern of sorts.
Drace: What about my beer?! We need to get him to a hospital!
Meismorpheus: I always thought of it as a saloon...
Grandy: It's kinda got a "drinking hole" feel to it...
Drace: He's bleeding everywhere! Somebody, for God's sake, do something!
Razor: You're all wrong, it's a pub! What where you thinking?! Hahaha!
Paramedic: He's flat-lining! We're sorry, son... He's not gonna make it...
Drace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
ZKX: Shh! I'm trying to tie my shoes over here!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 12, 2006, 09:42:25 PM
Princess: Oh Judge, thankyou so very much! But... you're to late.
Judge: What do you mean?
Xen: She's with me.
Judge: AGHHHH! *Runs, jumps, screams, cries*
Post by: Tomi on June 14, 2006, 01:06:23 AM
Razor: No, its just a sad attempt by Meiscool to bring back the classics, he wishes he was here when the pub was REALLY good.
Red: Hey guys...
Tomi: *slaps Meiscool* *Red disappears*
Meiscool: Sorry, just a figment of my imaginat...*pub ceiling falls down*
Razor: Ahhh, the good ol' days...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 14, 2006, 01:29:31 AM
Red: We don't exsist!
Xen: *Fades*
Red: *Vanishes*
Judge: Buh b-
Tomi: WHY IS HE STILL HERE?
Post by: Archem on June 14, 2006, 01:52:26 AM
Archem: I'm sorry if this isn't exact, but Mimo seems to have developed a strong French accent... : Like my grizzly balls? They're right for the plucking. Steel toed boots eat golfing-hose; kick me.
Meiscool explodes. The subsonic atomic particle waves that eminate off from the maponium sector of his melted grey matter cause Mimo's now obvious braces to melt into a mystical fluid that mealigns Mimo's jaw into the correct shape.
Mimo: Well, that seemed rather forced...
Razor: Steel-toed boots-to-balls-technique!
Mimo gets kicked in the balls.
Mimo: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! YOU ****ing IDIOT!!!! MY BAAALLLLLLSSS!!!!
Archem: Hoho! He's gonna sleep well tonight!
Post by: Tomi on June 14, 2006, 01:58:39 AM
MeisSubatomicParticles: What the **** *** *****!
Tomi: How do you prenounce asterisks?
Post by: Archem on June 14, 2006, 03:00:51 AM
Mimo: Like a wookie?
ZKX: Like MY wookie!
Razor: Oh, so Steve's back? From... Boot camp?
Steve falls through the hole in the ceiling.
Steve: AURAGHGHGH!!!
ZKX: No! Bad Steve! We use our inside voices!
Steve: Augrh?
ZKX: That's more like it! Good Steve... Here's a cookie!
Mimo: I want a cookie...
Tomi: Cease your idiocy! I fed you a grammar book! You should still be full!
Mimo: ...
Mimo: I still want a cookie... :(
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 14, 2006, 03:08:11 AM
Tomi: Why, will it tear our itsy bitsy niverse to oh so many pieces of paper like through a giant paper shredder of death a demise?
ZKX: No. I want the cookie.
Memo: ARGH! My name is mispelled!
Archem: Whhhhhyyyyyyy!?
MIC: Your face.
Memo: Your mom.
MT11: Your cookie.
ZKX: MY COOKIE!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 14, 2006, 04:14:18 AM
*MT11 walks in*
MT11: Mmm, particles! *Eats Meiscool*
*Nine weeks later*
MT11: What's wrong with me docter?
Razor: It seems you have a brain tumor.
MT11: Well, how'd I get that?
Meistumor: WTF? There's aliens everywhere in here! And I think I hear Raozr talking on the outside.
Raozr: I don't know.
MT11: Umm.. Shouldn't y-
Raozr: You're going to die.
Meistumor: Haha, I killed you without even trying. 0nw3d!! Just like when I face Raozr in U-
Raozr: STOP THAT! Raozr doesn't even look like Razor! I can't take this anymore *shoots self*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 14, 2006, 09:42:44 AM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!! *A-splode*
MT11: *Respawns* 0_o
n00b: Pfft, noob.
***
Meistumor: Huh? MT11 re-spawned? Then where am I???
Mimo: You're stuck in MT11's old body plastered over my tank! Wuh wuh wuh!!
Meistumor: Oh noes! Now I'm stuck here forever!
Fireman: And I'm on fire again! Oh the agony!
***
Razor: Halo2? W-what the HELL? *Runs outside* Who the hell ordered this X-box?!?
Tomi: oops, sorry.
Razor: Where were you planning to keep this thing???
Tomi: I was thinking Ebay.
Razor: Will it FIT on Ebay??????
/[Blatant plagiarism]
Post by: Archem on June 14, 2006, 03:00:31 PM
Archem: How the hell do you say that?
Mimo: What? <3?
MT11: That tumor thing really takes a lot out of you...
Mimo: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
MIT: N00B!!! Also, I'm smart now! w00t!
Archem: Why's everyone ignoring me?!
Drace: Anyone ever notice that the sky's red these days?
Razor: Blood red... Like blood.
Archem: All I wanted to know was how to say that word!
Steve: Eaugrhghruhghgh!
Mimo: I hear ya, buddy...
ZKX: Hey! That's my wookie! Stop playing with my wookie! *spamlas*
Archem: GOD DAMMIT, HOW'D'YE SPELL THAT?!
ZKX: *spamlas* *spamlas* *spamlas*
Mimo: :jest: This is fun!
Post by: Bluhman on June 14, 2006, 03:31:15 PM
Archem: What? What does it mean..?
Bluhman: That the barrier between The Charas Pub and Oblivion has disintegrated! We're all doomed!
*A gigantic gate to Oblivion rises out of the ground, and silly lizards come out.*
Silly Lizards: YAR!
Bluhman: Run away!
MIC: From silly, talking lizards? What can they do?
*The silly lizards make a leap to MIC that has a ridiculous range and hurts like heck.*
MIC: Ow! Take this!
*MIC Smashes a Silly Lizard, but MIC kills himself in the process. MIC's ghost arises.*
MIC Ghost: What the hell?
Bluhman: They reflect damage back at you! They suck AND blow extremley! We have to go! RUN!
*So everybody runs, and the Silly Lizards go after them, tearing down the Pub as they go.
Post by: Drace on June 14, 2006, 03:49:26 PM
Lizard: *Stare of death comes in his eyes upon hearing this*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 14, 2006, 06:25:22 PM
Bluhman: They are Silly Lizards! They are immune to lightning and poison attacks!
MIC Ghost: Dear God... help us.
MIC: Hey bluhman, are you going to revive me?
Bluhman: No.
MIC: But... you're stock is full of revival potions. You can't carry anymore.
Bluhamn: True.
MIC: Wel-
*Silly Lizard Defeated*
*Bluhman gains 7 EXP*
*Revival Potion Dropped*
MIC: Hey, look at that! Just use one on me and pick that one up after.
Bluhman: Naw
MIC: Why no-
Bluhman: Because you're annoying.
MIC: Oh...
Bluhman: Yeah...
Post by: Bluhman on June 14, 2006, 06:40:48 PM
*Bluhman uses Revival Potion on MIC*
MIC: I'm alive again!
Bluhman: But still annoying.
MIC: ...
Razor: Our Pub has been ripped down, and Silly Lizards are running rampant. Um, I could use some help here?
Bluhman: Don't worry, I've got a plan.
Grandy: A plan? What do you plan to do with your plan?
Bluhman: Well, Inside the gate to Oblivion is a stone. This stone, when removed from its pedistal will cause the plane of oblivion to collapse. If this happens, the gate will shut, and monsters will stop coming out.
MIC: Sounds foolproof to me.
Bluhman: It's not. See, inside the gate are tons of monsters. Ones that are more powerful than the lizards coming out of the gate. We can't hope to defeat these lizards... So we must get someone who is powerful enough... Let's see... Razor?
Razor: No.
Bluhman: Yeah, you're a useless dog-thing... Let's see... Meiscool?... No that won't work... Somebody that has no problem with chopping people's heads off... Somebody who can just pull random warriors out from his pocket... Who might that b-
Grandy: How about Warxe?
Bluhman: I was getting to that.
MIC: Good, but how are we going to convince him to enter the gate?
Bluhman: Well... We'll...
Post by: Drace on June 14, 2006, 06:46:33 PM
Post by: Archem on June 14, 2006, 08:10:39 PM
Bluhman: Wah! I'm a-scared a ghosteses!!
Archem: -_-; What I meant is that I'd be able to go and "borrow" the stone, and return here lickity-split!
Drace: Lickity split, you say?
Silly Lizard: Oh God!!!
MIC: Yeah, you could, but you're also not very reliable...
Bluhman: And you're scary!
Razor: Then that settles it, no scary, unreliable ghost-type creatures can go on this quest! And Warxe seems... too blue...
Mimo: *crucnh crunch* This pub mix stuff is pretty good! Can I have some more?
Razor: You! Red guy! You're going in!
Mimo looks down and notices that he's wearing a red jump suit.
Mimo: Aww, son of a bitch...
Post by: Bluhman on June 14, 2006, 08:26:01 PM
Mimo: I see a stone.
Bluhman: Then get the stone!
Mimo: Ok.
Bluhman:...
Mimo: I can't get the stone.
Bluhman: Why?
Mimo: Well, this strange thing made of stones and electricity came up to me and started punching me away from the st-
*Mimo is suddenly pulled back into the gate.*
Mimo: Oh. Hello!
Stone guy: *ZAP.*
Mimo: Um... Could you... Let me go?
*The stone guy throws Mimo out of a nearby window. Mimo lands on an island. Around the island is what appears to be blood.*
Mimo: Cool! A fountain of kool-aid!
*Mimo steps into the blood. It's not blood, it's lava.*
Mimo: Owowowow! This kool-aid hurts!... Dangit, I have to get that stone somehow...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 14, 2006, 10:26:58 PM
Mimo: Wah?
Phone: Blanket, no! He must pass this test on his own!
Blanket: Aw shucks.
Phone: Goodbye Hero! *Vanishes*
Blanket: So long... Mimo! *Fades*
Mimo: Hey! That Blanket left behind this magical Sword! Just what I need!
Blanket: Why did you stop me Phone?
Box: Yes, why did you stop him!?
Phone: He needs to do this on his own.
Box: But the stone is giving us cancer!
Puddle: Yeah! And the energy it gives off has given me AIDS.
Phone: I know.. I know. It's given all the creatures that come from the Gate AIDS, cancer, and other illnesses... But our Hero must do this on his own!
*Meanwhile*
Drace: *Comes out of the bathroom with a dead lizard* All done! Wow, I feel funny....
Post by: Archem on June 15, 2006, 12:38:12 AM
A washing machine lands on Mimo.
Mimo: Ow! That fuggin' hurt! Wait... Why does it hurt? I'm just a paranormal being!
Archem fizzes out of the washing machine.
Archem: Just like me! Roflroflrofl!
Mimo: Oh, hi there...
Archem: Cool sword you got there... It totally goes with this sheild I found...
Mimo: Wait, where the hell did you find that legendary-type shield?!
Archem: Well, duh! I followed you in here! Or didn't you notice the oddly out-of-place Washing Machine of Justice following you around the whole time?
Mimo: Quite honestly, I did. But, you know, everything else was weird in the place, so it didn't seem that out-of-place...
Archem: Oh. Well... I'm green.
Mimo: Yes, I see that.
Archem: And you're red.
Mimo: -_-;
Archem: Hold on, hold on... There's a point I'm trying to make... Red and green are opposite colors-
Mimo: I though it was red and blue...
Archem:*Ahem*
Mimo: Fine, fine... You've made your point... Wait, no you haven't!
Archem: The point is that we're one in the same, but we're different people at the same time.
Mimo: ... Huh?
Archem: We're long lost twins!
DUH-DAH!!
***Back at the pub...***
Bluhman: I sense a plot twist...
Razor: And I sense a SHUT THE **** UP!!!
Post by: DarkFlood2 on June 15, 2006, 02:45:16 AM
Razor:Oh god.. DarkFloods back. _sweat_
DarkFlood: How'd I get here? *sees the obvious distruction* You had a party without me?
*DarkFlood goes to sleep under a moving car*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 15, 2006, 02:55:59 AM
*3 years ago*
Darkflood: They'll come for me... I KNOW they will come for me....
Burgs Bunny: What's up Dark?
Darkflood: Not now Burgs.
Post by: Archem on June 15, 2006, 03:34:58 AM
Archem: No I wasn't.
Mimo: Yeah, you were...
Archem: Me and what army?
Mimo: What?
Archem: Ha! I confounded you!
Mimo: -_-;
Archem: , - ,
Mimo: Whoa! How, what, uh... You're upside down...
Archem: Totally... Hold up. I'm coming down...
Mimo: ...
Archem: ' - '
Mimo: So, where'd you find that shield?
Archem: I dunno, some weird blanket-guy gave it to me. He also gave me this stone.
Archem holds out the stone of... whatever the hell they were after.
Mimo: Hey! That's the stone I was trying to get!
Archem: Yeah, well it's mine now! Mwuhuhuhahahaha!!!
Mimo: -_-;
Archem: *eating a sub sandwich* Mmm... Ham... You should prob'ly stop makin' faces like that, it'll stay that way.
Mimo: Where'd you... nevermind, I don't care anymore... So, how do you suppose we're getting off this island?
Archem: Don't worry, Burgs Bunny'll be by soon enough...
Mimo: ... Joy...
Post by: Drace on June 15, 2006, 04:21:35 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 15, 2006, 08:09:58 AM
*Glances back and freezes* No! Of course!!! It's you!!!!! All the random crap, all the washing machines and blankets, they were all your doing!!!
Chef Brian: WUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***
Archem: So we're stuck on this island.
Mimo: Kinda romantic huh.
Archem: Yeah... *Awkward silence*
***
Bluhman: MIMO, HAVE YOU GOT THE STONE YET???!!!??
Razor: I think he's dead.
MIC: We should really have a moment of silence.
Bluhman: Meh, it's on my to do list.
***
Drace: Erm yeah. I enjoy getting head off of reptiles. Yup.
Post by: DarkFlood2 on June 15, 2006, 12:00:59 PM
Chef Brian: Remember, muffins make great turnip sauce.
*DarkFlood takes notes*
Bluhman: You know what we need?
MT11: A rocket to the moon?
Bluhman: No, we need a haunted house!
Everyone: ...
Bluhman: No, seriousley! We can just add it onto the pub and..
*no one cares*
Bluhman: Come on! It'll be fun!
MIC: Isn't this the sort of thing we'd expect from Archem?
Drace: I think he wants to be the replacement Archem.
DarkFlood: Has anyone noticed these gates?
Post by: Bluhman on June 15, 2006, 12:58:43 PM
---
Mimo: So you've got the stone... And you're keeping it to yourself?
Archem: Yes.
Mimo: And you didn't take the pedistal with it?
Archem: Why would I?
Mimo: Then that means... *Voip*.
Archem: Dear god... What have I done!?!?!?
*Archem is teleported back to the pub. The gate shuts, and the plane of oblivion is collapsed. Oh, and mimo is gone.*
Archem: Mimo is gone!
Bluhman: Damnit! Don't you have any common sense? Only the one holding the stone can come out of the collapsed plane alive!
Archem: What!? Is that why you only sent in one guy?
Bluhman: Exactly. If we all charged into the place, only one of us could escape.
Razor: The lizards are still here!
Bluhman: Oh... Damn.
Drace: Damn. There's another one.
*Drace runs out of the bathroom and throws the Lizard corpse to the ground. He grabs another and re-enters the bathroom.*
Archem: Shouldn't the bathroom be torn down with the rest of the pub?
MIC: Yeah... That doesn't make sense...
Razor: Well, I built that part of the pub with reinforced steel.
Bluhman: Of course. Since the bathroom is the last place that should fall and NOT the escape window...
...
Everybody: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lizards: KILL!!!
Post by: Archem on June 15, 2006, 06:41:06 PM
Bluhman: Yeah, well, he WAS a bit too red for my taste...
Mimo: Yeah. And he smelled kinda funny. Wait,who were we talkin' about again?
Razor: We were talking about you.
Mimo: Oh, talkin' about me behind my back, eh? Just what I'd expect from a bunch of weirdo pub-hanging-outers!
Archem: Mimo! You're ok!
Archem hugs Mimo.
All: *Uncomfortable stares*
Archem: ... It was asexual...
Drace: I need more lizards! And did someone mention sex? Cuz I'm just making them clean out the toilet in here; Razor, this place is filthy!
Razor: Wait, how the hell did you get out of there alive?
Mimo: Archem mentioned some BS about how we're the same person or something like that, so I figured I'd try something paranormal. So I became his shadow. You know, it was one of those "spur-of-the-moment" kind of things.
DarkFlood: Then all is well again! I'm gonna go take a nap in the furnace.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 15, 2006, 08:56:26 PM
Bluhman: Damn! Our plan to kill Mimo and close the gates failed!
MIC: What shall we do?
*Silly Lizard kills Mimo*
Archem: Don't worry! I have a revival potion!
*Silly Mage casts spell to where Mimo can never be revived, turned into a ghost, speak, mumble, or in any way, shape, or form, appear within the charas pub again. This spell can never be broken either.*
Drace: Razor! Razor! I just finished cleaning the toilets!
Razor: *Inspects toilets* Very well done Drace! I'm proud of you.
Drace: You're approval is all I've ever wanted!
Blanket: Drace did it!
Phone: Horay! Our Hero saved the day!
Puddle: Now we are free of our curse!
Chef Brian: Back to Oblivion with you!
Box: Awww
Post by: Razor on June 15, 2006, 09:04:20 PM
Clive: I'm sick of this whole thing. We've been walking for days on end!
Kathy: Stop complaining...
Jeff: We'll find the boss soon...
Clive: I don't even know when I went to the toilet last! And I need to go bad.
Jeff: Be thankful you can go anymore...
Kathy: Quiet! My gold sense is approaching! I think we're near the treasure.
Jeff: Gold sense?
Kathy: I'm a girl, we're able to detech expensive jewelery.
Jeff: (Of course!)
*suddenly, the floor breaks open, and out comes a Dragon! With lasers, and a giant cannon! And Hitler is riding him! And they have big teeth and like a huge claw that they share!
**BATTLE SEQUENCE**
Hitler: Muahahaha! You'll never find the treasure!
Kathy: Ahh crap.
Jeff: Wow, if we had weapons, we wouldn't be COMPLETELY FU-
Clive: Quick! Grab rocks and throw!
Clive uses Rock Throw
Hitler recieves 561 damage!
Hitler loses balance!
Hitler falls off of Steve!
Kathy: The dragon's name is Steve?
Steve: RRAAWWWWWRRR!!!!!
Steve uses Body Slam
Clive recieves 6547 damage!
Clive: OHGODMYSPINE!!
Clive can't move!
Jeff uses Contempt!
Jeff is annoyed at Clive's existance!
Kathy summons Ted Danson Shrine!
Kathy is summoning.
Steve uses Death Thing!
Jeff avoids damage!
Jeff: Hahaha, oh wow.
Kathy finishes summoning!
Ted Danson Shrine falls out of sky onto Steve!
Steve recieves 9999 damage!
Steve falls!
Hitler: You win this round! But I'll get you next time! And your little dog too!
Hitler flees.
**BATTLE SEQUENCE OVER**
Kathy: ...What dog?
Jeff: So what are the odds that Ted Danson would be super effective against a Dragon?
Clive: I'm in paaaaiinnn.....
Post by: Archem on June 15, 2006, 09:18:11 PM
Silly Mage: *blink*
Archem: Since when is there a spell that makes it so Mimo can never be revived, turned into a ghost, speak, mumble, or in any way, shape, or form, appear within the charas pub again?
Silly Mage: *blink*
Archem: Man, **** this, I'm loading from the last save point!
Loading...
Archem: Poor Mimo. I'm gonna miss that guy...
Bluhman: Yeah, well, he WAS a bit too red for my taste...
Mimo: Yeah. And he smelled kinda funny. Wait,who were we talkin' about again?
Razor: We were talking about you.
Mimo: Oh, talkin' about me behind my back, eh? Just what I'd expect from a bunch of weirdo pub-hanging-outers!
Archem: Mimo! You're ok!
Archem hugs Mimo.
All: *Uncomfortable stares*
Archem: ... It was asexual...
Drace: I need more lizards! And did someone mention sex? Cuz I'm just making them clean out the toilet in here; Razor, this place is filthy!
Razor: Wait, how the hell did you get out of there alive?
Mimo: Archem mentioned some BS about how we're the same person or something like that, so I figured I'd try something paranormal. So I became his shadow. You know, it was one of those "spur-of-the-moment" kind of things.
DarkFlood: Then all is well again! I'm gonna go take a nap in the furnace.
Archem: Die, Silly Mage!
Archem casts **** Him Up on Silly Mage.
Silly Mage dies a horrible death.
Archem: Yay! I win experience points!
Mimo: ... What the hell just happened?!
Archem: I totally just saved your *** there!
Mimo: -_-; Thanks, I guess...
Meanwhile, somewhere far away from the Pub, probably in an ultimate dimension or something...
Post by: shadus on June 15, 2006, 11:51:58 PM
Post by: Bluhman on June 16, 2006, 12:02:33 AM
Shadus: Aww, but there's a scary man in there!
MIC: Too bad for you. Leave.
Lizards: YESH, LEAVE.
Shadus: No.
*Shadus dies from an arrow in the skull.*
Post by: shadus on June 16, 2006, 05:55:07 PM
Moosetroop:It's Magic!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 16, 2006, 06:28:09 PM
Razor: No, Shadus is taking a Shadus!
Everyone: *Canned laughter.*
Post by: Razor on June 16, 2006, 11:08:44 PM
*canned chuckle*
Drace: Oh well. I'm going to get more head from Silly Lizards in the toilet.
*canned laughter*
Razor: Hey, don't make a mess, I just cleaned in there.
*louder canned laughter*
Razor: And my boss is coming over for tea tonight! He'll be here any minute!
MIC: Is that smoke coming from the oven?
Razor: MY TURKEY!!
*MT11 walks in through the door, in a business suit*
*canned cheers*
MT11: RaaazZOORRR!!!
Razor: M-mm-Mr MT11!
MIC: I wonder how Razor will get out of this predicament?!
*adverts*
Post by: Archem on June 17, 2006, 03:48:57 AM
Mimo: :unsure: Me?
Archem: Yes, you! Do you like candy?
Mimo: Why, sure I do! ... Stranger...
Archem: That's great! And do you like cereal?
Mimo: Well, not rea-
Archem: Then you'll love Super Lumpy Sugar Puff Blasted Taffy brand Breakfast Cereal!!! It's chock-full of sugary sugar-coated taffy, and it's riddles with chocolate bullets of sugary, crunchy goodness!
Mimo: ... Oh, right. Yay.
MIC: Super Lumpy Sugar Puff Blasted Taffy brand Breakfast Cereal is a part of this complete breakfast; side effects may and probably will include hyperactivity, tooth decay, temparary to permanent blindness, muscle soreness, narcolepsy, paranoia, and death.
********************************************************
Razor: I want that!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 17, 2006, 04:27:55 AM
*canned chuckle*
Bluhman: *Sitting with legs crossed reading the paper* Did you check the fridge? You always seem to be in there you fat pig.
*canned laughter*
MT11: *Checks* Nope not in there! *Goes to close, then looks again* Razor? What are you doing in there?
Razor: Hiding.
MT11: From who?
Razor: You.
*real laughter, one man in Audience dies of heart attack.*
Man in Audience: Wait, why is that funny?
Woman in Audience: Shutup George.
George: Sorry Matilda.
MT11: *Closes fridge* Now where could my magazines be?
Archem: *knocking on bathroom door* MIC! Hurry up and get out of there!
MIC: Ju.. just a minute!
Bluhman: Oh... I know where they are!
*canned laughter*
Archem: Hurry up! *Does pee-pee dance.*
*canned chuckle*
MIC: *Opens door* There, all done.
*canned awww*
MT11: Bluhamn, you said you know where they are. Where are they?
Bluhman: Mimo has them.
MT11: *Puts hands on his hips* Mimo!
Mimo: I'm sorry.
Post by: Archem on June 17, 2006, 05:43:57 AM
Razor: Did you have an accident with the vacuum cleaner again?
*laugh track*
Archem: No, now it sucks instead of me!
*crickets*
Mimo: Well, what happened?
Archem: I got two dates!
Drace: If one of them is a lizard, I call her!
*louder laugh track*
Mimo: I don't get it! What could be the problem?
Razor: Yeah! You must be pretty to get two dates!
Archem: But the problem is, I have both dates scheduled for the same time and date!
*aww*
MIC: That's ok, I've got a plan that's just crazy enough to work...
*short version of sitcom's theme song*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 17, 2006, 11:17:15 AM
Sai'kar: Now where could Archem be, that sexy ghost type person!?
Archem: Right here my sweet! Er, I need to go to the bathroom. *Runs off*
Sai'kar: Men. *Canned laughter*
***
Archem: *Pant pant* I'm here, love. What shall we order?
Mrmister: The SCREW YOU.
Post by: Archem on June 17, 2006, 05:58:36 PM
...
MIC: Booh!
Post by: WarxePB on June 17, 2006, 10:46:41 PM
*gasp track*
Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
*gasp track*
Warxe: No, not literally! _veryangry_
Archem: What is it?
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*
Archem: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Razor: That wasn't needed.
Archem: Why?
*Warxe gets up*
Warxe: Alright, now to go and take care of him... *steps out of the pub, reemerges seconds later in the same condition*
Audience: :o
Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
MIC: Didn't we just go over this?
Razor: I think he's stuck in a time loop.
Warxe: No, not literally! _veryangry_
MT11: Can I eat him?
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*
Grandy: So how do we get him out?
Razor: Hold that thought.
*Warxe gets up*
Warxe: Alright, now to go and take care of him... *steps out of the pub, reemerges seconds later in the same condition*
Razor: Archem is your son!
Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
Razor: Hey, I heard that his mother was an ugly old dinosaur.
Warxe: No, not literally! _veryangry_
Razor: And you just got beaten up by a little girl with a plastic hammer.
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 18, 2006, 04:28:46 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Warxe: *staggers in with multiple wounds all over body*
*gasp track*
Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
*gasp track*
Warxe: No, not literally! _veryangry_
Archem: What is it?
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*
Archem: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Razor: That wasn't needed.
Archem: Why?
*Warxe gets up*
Warxe: Alright, now to go and take care of him... *steps out of the pub, reemerges seconds later in the same condition*
Audience: :o
Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
MIC: Didn't we just go over this?
Razor: I think he's stuck in a time loop.
Warxe: No, not literally! _veryangry_
MT11: Can I eat him?
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*
Grandy: So how do we get him out?
Razor: Hold that thought.
*Warxe gets up*
Warxe: Alright, now to go and take care of him... *steps out of the pub, reemerges seconds later in the same condition*
Razor: Archem is your son!
Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
Razor: Hey, I heard that his mother was an ugly old dinosaur.
Warxe: No, not literally! _veryangry_
Razor: And you just got beaten up by a little girl with a plastic hammer.
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*
ROFL!!!!
Post by: Tomi on June 18, 2006, 05:40:14 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Warxe: *staggers in with multiple wounds all over body*
*gasp track*
Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
*gasp track*
Warxe: No, not literally! _veryangry_
Archem: What is it?
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*
Archem: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Razor: That wasn't needed.
Archem: Why?
*Warxe gets up*
Warxe: Alright, now to go and take care of him... *steps out of the pub, reemerges seconds later in the same condition*
Audience: :o
Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
MIC: Didn't we just go over this?
Razor: I think he's stuck in a time loop.
Warxe: No, not literally! _veryangry_
MT11: Can I eat him?
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*
Grandy: So how do we get him out?
Razor: Hold that thought.
*Warxe gets up*
Warxe: Alright, now to go and take care of him... *steps out of the pub, reemerges seconds later in the same condition*
Razor: Archem is your son!
Warxe: *looks at Archem* Archem... my son...
Razor: Hey, I heard that his mother was an ugly old dinosaur.
Warxe: No, not literally! _veryangry_
Razor: And you just got beaten up by a little girl with a plastic hammer.
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*
Tomi: XD!!!!!! WARXE IS BACK!!!!! *dies* :rip:
Warxe: *sigh* *resurects Tomi* This happens all too often...
Post by: Drace on June 18, 2006, 07:52:55 PM
*canned laughter*
Ah well, I'll give it a shot. *re-enters, shorter clapture and cheers*
[Al Bundy voice] Why doesn't the world DIE already?! Razor, fat lady walks into the shoestore today. Says she wants some nice looking size 3 shoes. Something that looks like crocodile skin. 0So I said to her that if she wants something nice looking for her feet that looks like crocodile skin she could better actually WEAR crocodiles, cause that's most likely the only thing that'll fit those fat-lumbs she called feet. Then after torturing me of looking at her while saying that, she actually hits me in the face. *grabs a beer from the fridge*
Razor: What? Did you say something?
*extreme canned laughter*
Drace: *looks irritated at Razor and sits in the Al Bundy position on the couch*
*canned woohs! Go Al!*
Post by: Tomi on June 18, 2006, 08:13:20 PM
Post by: Grandy on June 19, 2006, 01:04:47 AM
-Canned laughs-
Grandy: What? What was that?! *looks around in panic, then shrugs and turn back to the mirror*
Grandy: So, where did we stop? Oh, yeah, I was telling you how hard is my... knife.
-Some not too loud canned laughs-
Grandy: *slowy looks around, scared, after a while, looks to the mirror again*
Grandy: So, I-
-someone in the crow coughs-
Grandy: *jumps scared, looks around and see no one, then slowy walks away from the bathroom*
Warxe: No, not litterally! _veryangry_
Razor: And it's a 99 cents plastic hammer!
Warxe: ...avenge me! *dies*
*Warxe gets up*
Grandy: *Slowy walks back to the bathroom* Invisible people laughing at me is better than that.
-Canned laughs-
Post by: coasterkrazy on June 19, 2006, 01:16:36 AM
CK: *Jumps out of the audience and shoots Warxe.* I'm sorry but that was really starting to piss me off... Good day... *Returns to seat*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 19, 2006, 01:21:30 AM
MIC: Wait wait, there's the problem!
Razor: What?
MIC: This record is playing the 'Warxe Song', and it's stuck in repeat!
Warxe: No, not litterally! _veryangry_
MIC: All we gotta do is turn it off and....
*MIC turns off record player*
Warxe: ...Avenge me! *dies*
*Everyone waits for a minute*
Razor: Great job Cool. You killed Warxe.
*gasp track*
MT11: Now can I eat him?
*loud laugh track*
Post by: Archem on June 19, 2006, 04:35:17 AM
*more laughing, one guy dies of a stroke*
MIC: I always knew you had it in you!
*rofls*
Razor: Ha ha! That Cool! Always making people laugh! Ha ha!
Guy in Crowd (GIC): Uh, I don't think you're supposed to say that...
Razor: Uh...
Director: (Barely audible) Keep rolling!
Mimo charges the stage in a hyperactive fit.
Mimo: AH!!! SUGARSUGARCANDYPOPSICLESTASTEETOOMUCHCANDYFLAVOR! OBSTICLE(POSSIBLYTESTICULAR) TASTINGCANDYCRUNCHYFREEDOMOFDOOM! YAAAH!!
Archem: Look out, he's got a bomb!
Razor: Wait, that's not a bomb...
Drace: No, it's worse! It's... it's...
Tomi: It's the concentrated woes of every emo kid in all of North Africa in a solidified form!
Archem: Oh. That's not so bad.
Razor: And it's wrapped in my bacon!!! The fiend!
During the unneeded comentary, Mimo reaches the stage and causes the building to collapse... Somehow...
Archem: Hey, it's probable...
Mimo: JIGGIDYFUDJETTYWAWAKAKASHASHAKANAH!!!
Mimo passes out.
Archem: But what about the show?
Grandy: I don't know...
MT11: Oh, great... Now I'm hungry...
Razor: Let's all go back to the pub and have a round of alcoholic beverages! Your treat!
All: Yay!
Random voice from the crowd of forum/pub-goers: Wait, what about the underaged drinkers?
Razor: Their's is on the house!
Bad joke on the horizon...
Post by: Razor on June 19, 2006, 04:50:23 AM
Drace: I dunno, lol!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 19, 2006, 08:06:57 PM
Archem: To **** the woman on the other side?
Razor: No! He crossed the road because that's the gay side of the road!
Audience: BOOOOO!
MIC: I dunno, I thought it was pretty funny.
Post by: drenrin2120 on June 20, 2006, 01:33:35 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 20, 2006, 06:58:53 AM
Post by: WarxePB on June 20, 2006, 11:31:04 AM
MIC: No, nothing happened at your house!
Warxe: But Archem threw a bowling ball at my head.
Archem: He, uh, still must be a bit weird from dying.
Warxe: Uh, no. And now it's time I get my revenge... *goes behind the bar* Zero! You have a job to do!
Zero: *burp* I don wanna...
Razor: He was behind there all that time? And no one noticed?
Warxe: He has camoflauge. *kicks Zero a few times* Come on. If you do it, I'll get you some Ubervodka.
Zero: Mmmm! *gets up (he appears to be wearing camo)* What's my job?
Warxe: *points at Archem*
Archem: Why just me?
Warxe: Because Meiscool... is cool.
Archem: :(
Zero: Are you feeling lucky... punk? *burp*
Archem: Uh oh... *runs*
Zero: My existance depends on you dying! *runs after*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 20, 2006, 03:44:12 PM
Warxe: Wait, what?
MIC: Yeah.. I'm honestly begining to think that it's all just been a pack of lies.
Razor: Meiscool, you may just be the stupidist pe-
Archem: Not real!? NOOOOOOO *keeps running*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 20, 2006, 03:48:28 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 20, 2006, 03:52:00 PM
Darth Vadar: That's right, and I've got presents for everyone!
Customers: Yay!
Post by: Archem on June 20, 2006, 05:05:26 PM
Darth Vader: And have you been a good boy?
Bluhman: *sitting on Darth Vader's lap* Yes-huh! And I want a pony!
Darth Vader: Well, I don't have a pony, but I might just have the next best thing...
Bluhman: Yay!
Darth Vader: FORCE CHOKE!!
Bluhman: KRAAHGHK!
Archem: Help!
Warxe: *in a long line for Darth Vader* I want to be force choked, too...
Razor: I want to take a picture with Darthy Clause!
Darth Vader: Now, now... There's a line for a reason!
Archem: Why won't anyone help me?!
MIC: I sure hope I'm on his good list... Killing off all those n00bs isn't exactly being good...
Post by: WarxePB on June 20, 2006, 05:23:37 PM
MT11: Me!
DV: And what do you want for Christmas?
MT11: To eat you! *eats DV*
Warxe: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Archem: Hey! Help me!
Warxe: *sob* ...oh, right. Zero, stop it.
Zero: Bite my shiny metal ass!
MT11: Good idea. *eats Zero*
Post by: Archem on June 20, 2006, 06:01:56 PM
Archem falls and lands on... MIC.
MIC: AAAHHHHHH!!! MY SPIIIIINE!!
Archem: Yeah, that'll do that to ya. Having people fall from indeterminate heights and landing on you whilst you are fully erect.
Drace: I'll say!
*canned laughter at the innuendo*
Razor: Hey, didn't the sitcom die a few posts back?
Mimo: Yeah, but I love to watch the reruns.
Post by: WarxePB on June 21, 2006, 12:15:33 AM
Post by: drenrin2120 on June 21, 2006, 12:22:12 AM
Drenrin: *punches his way out of Moostroops stomach.* Goddamn! WHY do you eat so much JUNK Moosetroop? *Brushes garlic peels off of himself.* Now, what's this about killing me?
Post by: Fang_of_blades on June 21, 2006, 12:42:31 AM
Post by: drenrin2120 on June 21, 2006, 01:52:46 AM
Post by: Razor on June 21, 2006, 05:36:59 AM
QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE
Dren: Awesome!
Narrator (Samuel L Jackson of course): It was a different universe.
MIC: Hey, you're Samuel L Jackson!
SLJ: Yes, yes I am.
*Snake Eater walks into the bar*
Snake Eater: Hay guys!
MIC: (to Sam) You know this bar is actually a plane.
SLJ: I want that mother****ing snake off this mother****ing plane! *tackles Snake Eater, battle ensues*
Grandy: Oh no, not again!
Post by: Grandy on June 21, 2006, 03:10:24 PM
Grandy: I dropped coffe and burned myself. Well, I'm suing this place.
Razor: May I remind you that a) We don't sell coffee, only beer, good beer, and b) that coffee was not even hot.
Grandy: Tell that to my lawyer!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 21, 2006, 03:29:04 PM
Razor: MIC... it doesn't work if you do it on purpose.
MIC: OH THE PAIN!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 21, 2006, 03:38:14 PM
Warxe: *Punches the Judge in the face*
*A minute earlier*
Judge: I charge you with selling hot coffee and frightening people off of a plane! The verdict: DEATH!!! *Starts throwing gavels around again, one hits Warxe in the big blue eye thing*
Warxe: Aargh! The agony! I'll get you for this!
*Five minutes earlier*
MT11 in a suit: Excuse me, I represent both Grandy and Meiscool. I'm afraid the coffee in question was in fact your product.
Razor: Well how do you work that one out?
MT11: Well you see, AHA! *Kicks a hole in the side of the plane and pushes Grandy and MIC out, then jumps out himself* See you in hell, sucker!
Razor: ...I'd like to see that hold up in court.
Post by: WarxePB on June 21, 2006, 04:14:34 PM
Judge: It's a civil suit.
Warxe: I wanna be the prosecutor!
Judge: No!
Warxe: Fine, then I'll be the judge. *summons MT11*
MT11: That was pointless...
Warxe: I don't care. Eat him.
MT11: No.
Warxe: Fine then.
*5 minutes later*
Warxe dressed as the judge: (Man, that judge was not tasty at all...) Okay, let's get this over with. Moosetroop, give me one good reason why I should make Razor give your clients money.
MT11: Well-
Razor: I object!
Warxe: Sustained. Don't begin your sentences with "well", counselor.
MT11: Fine. Razor knew that he was selling faulty products, yet he didn't take them off the shelves!
Warxe: Razor, did you know that you were selling faulty products?
Razor: No.
Warxe: There you have it. I rule in the favor of the defendant.
MT11: I object!
Warxe: Overruled. I alredady made my decision. *slams gavel in slow motion*
Grandy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
MIC: Hey, why are we still alive? I thought we jumped out of a plane.
Warxe: You're not alive. *the walls disappear* You're in HELLL!!!!!!!!
All: _sweat_ Not again...
Post by: Grandy on June 21, 2006, 04:18:57 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 21, 2006, 04:21:00 PM
Grandy: Meiscool... you idiot.
Post by: Fang_of_blades on June 21, 2006, 04:28:41 PM
Dren: WTF!?! didn't i eat you?
fang: oh yeah, i'm sueing for that too
Dren: *shrugs then eats fang again*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 21, 2006, 04:29:09 PM
MIC: 0_o?
Warxe: ...It had a nice ring to it. I like alliteration.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 21, 2006, 04:39:46 PM
MT11: What!? *He screams as a firetruck, drenin, Zero, Archem, MIC, Grandy, Razor, Spaceship, meteor, Stickman, Fuelpack, Charas Pub, Warxe, Music Player, Bluhman, Efil Roller Coaster, Lawyers, Xen, Red, Tomi, Ed, Mimo, Fire Hydrant, Amblence, Bank, trashcan, refridgerator, desk, Drace, ch-*
MT11: Oh no! There's to many to name and the show is ending!
----------------------------------------------------
Samuel L Jackson: Will MT11 get out of this predicament alive, or will he be beat to death by the several things he as swallowed all these years? The later would be more entertaining, but you'll find out soon.
Post by: Razor on June 21, 2006, 08:40:37 PM
Post by: Archem on June 21, 2006, 11:31:38 PM
MIC: Cool, we just need to know who and what for.
Archem: Uh... You. For... causing a laughter-induced heart-attack.
MIC: WTF?!
Archem: Well, I was down here for a reason, not just waiting to see who strolled by!
Mimo: Can I sue him too?
Archem: No. You used poor grammar.
Mimo: :(
Post by: WarxePB on June 21, 2006, 11:43:13 PM
Razor: What?
Warxe: Knock-knock.
Razor: Who's there?
Warxe: Your face.
Razor: Your face who?
Warxe: *punches Razor in the face* Bwahahaha! *runs off*
Antichrist: Hey, I know you.
Warxe: That's nice. Hey, you wanna hear a joke?
AC: What?
Warxe: Knock-knock.
AC: Who's there?
Warxe: Your face.
AC: Your face who?
Warxe: *punches the Antichrist in the face* Hahaha! *runs off*
AC: I'm telling Daddy about this!
Warxe: Peh. He still owes me another foot wash. *keeps running*
AC: *looks at pubbers* ...well? Isn't someone going to go after him?
Post by: Archem on June 21, 2006, 11:57:18 PM
Razor: I don't know... he DID have a Sonic/Mario avatar for a while...
MIC: Why should I chase him down for YOU?!
Grandy: No thank you. If I go after him, I'll have to pay him that... body... part... washing that I owe him...
Drace: Well, he's NOT a lizard... So there's no point.
Mimo: :unsure: Uh... He's got a pretty good head start... So no.
AC: That's it... *posspam* *posspam* *posspam* *posspam* *posspam* *posspam* *posspam*
Post by: Drace on June 22, 2006, 04:15:20 AM
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 22, 2006, 04:25:42 AM
Razor: Do they look like dog walkers?
ZKX: Yes.
Razor: Their not.
ZKX: Then why did they take my dogs?
Razor: We're in hell. My guess is to eat them.
ZKX: Oh thats not so- FOOFYKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 22, 2006, 07:15:26 AM
Lawyer: Erm,..
*Thousands of Lawyers run to the scene*
Mob of lawyers: MY CLIENT HAS NO COMMENT AT THIS TIMEEEE!!!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 22, 2006, 06:37:42 PM
Lawyer: I object!
Post by: WarxePB on June 22, 2006, 08:58:30 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 22, 2006, 09:13:39 PM
Warxe: Owe, what'd he do that for?
Lawyer: I have no clue.
Post by: Razor on June 22, 2006, 09:39:27 PM
Lawyer: My client is suing the defendant for $500000.
Warxe: On what ground?!
Lawyer: You were blocking his movement of his foot, causing to meet an immediate halt. This violates the rules of Hell under section G7 paragraph 8.
Warxe: But he said he kicked me! And he didn't know why!
Lawyer: We would like to raise the suit to $1000000.
Warxe: WHAT! WHY?!
Judge: Order in the court! You may proceed.
Lawyer: ...on the ground that my client is now insane.
1/5 of a lawyer: Yeah, I don't know things. I'm insane now. Money plz.
Judge: A convincing arguement if I've ever heard one.
2 hours later
*Warxe walks away from the courtroom, which sudden blows up*
Warxe: :D
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 22, 2006, 10:46:40 PM
Warxe: Hmm?
Lawyer as Voice: We have a witness saying he saw you walk away from the courthouse as it was asploding.
Warxe: And?
Lawyer: We need you to come in a line up please. Resist and we will have to do something drastic.
Warxe: Like what?
Lawyer: We will take you to court.
Warxe: Ok, you win.
*at the lineup*
Lawyer: Ok witness, now he can't see you, so please tell us which one did it.
Zero: That one, the one with the really gay looking eyepatch.
Post by: WarxePB on June 22, 2006, 11:28:37 PM
Zero: ...in that case, it was him. *points to some demon*
Lawyer: I see. *takes the demon away*
Warxe: *unexplodes* Thanks. You saved my skin there.
Zero: *hem* *hem*
Warxe: Right. *hands Zero a bottle of vodka*
Zero: Shweet! *dashes off*
Warxe: Hmm, I wonder what happened to the rest of them...
*meanwhile*
Razor: Seriously, Drace. This was a GREAAAAAAAT idea.
*Razor, Drace, MIC and Grandy are hanging by their feet being poked by demons with pitchforks*
Grandy: Yeah. "I just have to have that pie!" Good going!
Post by: Bluhman on June 23, 2006, 05:15:58 AM
--
Grandy: Ok... So how are we going to get out of this mess?
MIC: Well, first, ow, We have to, ow, wait for these demons, ow, to stop poking us. Ow.
Razor: How long will that take?
Drace: Pie!
MIC: Maybe about 3 hours, fourteen minutes, and fifteen seconds.
Grandy: How did you come to that conclusion!? That's amazing!
MIC: Well, it's the closest number to pie in time...
Razor: Well, that's not too long.
*3 days, 14 hours, and 15 minutes later*
MIC: Well, they're finally stopping... I think I was just a LITTLE bit off...
Razor: Ok, now what? We can't free ourselves, can we? Our backs aren't strong enough to reach all the way up there!
Grandy: Hey! Here comes Bluhman... And he's got a hole in his face...
Razor: What happened to you?
Bluhman: I shot myself in the face because the pub was boring back up in the real world. On another note, can I go ahead and have pie with you?
G+R+MIC+D: NO.
Grandy: You'll just get stuck up here and suffer!
Razor: Just don't do it! It's not good pie!
MIC: If you did, then who would free us!?
Drace: Pie is all mine, damnit! Stop threatening!
Bluhman: Bah, what's the worst that could happen?
*Bluhman reaches for the pie, but behind him, a gigantic, rotting head rises out of the ground, along with a gigantic, rotting arm.*
GRH: NO! MY PIE! WANT PIE NOW!
Bluhman: Argh!
*Bluhman tries to shoot the monster with his lazor pistol, but fails miserably. He decides it's best if he played dead.*
Bluhman: X.X
GRH: You're already dead, no matter what you do.
Bluhman: Says who?
GRH: Says the law!
Bluhman: Stop making up random laws! I'm an experienced lawyer! I KNOW my law!
GRH: You DO? Huh?
Bluhman: Well, There is a reason I wear this suit, now is there?
Post by: Archem on June 23, 2006, 05:41:08 AM
Mimo: *also in said vat* Oh shut up already! You're giving me a headache!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 23, 2006, 11:30:11 AM
Razor: Wait! What's that?
MT11: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Eats pie*
Drace: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
Post by: Drace on June 23, 2006, 04:42:19 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Drace: The pie! So close... I can almost touch it!
Razor: Wait! What's that?
MT11: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Eats pie*
Drace: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
Drace: *sniff* *sniff*... that was my *sniff* birthday pie *sniff* *sob*.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 23, 2006, 04:58:10 PM
Post by: Drace on June 23, 2006, 06:19:33 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 23, 2006, 06:50:12 PM
Post by: Tomi on June 24, 2006, 07:59:36 PM
Drace: Hey ther--
Tomi: ZOMG!!! LEMME OUT!!!!111 :cry:
Post by: Drace on June 25, 2006, 08:27:40 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
MIC: Hehe, what an idiot. He could've sued me for touching his pie, but instead he burned the evidence. Such a loser!
Drace: MIC burned my pie after touching it.
Judge: MIC, you got to pay Drace fifty million pies.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 26, 2006, 02:42:17 AM
1/5 lawyer: *shrugs his only sholder*
Post by: Tomi on June 27, 2006, 08:43:16 PM
1/5 Lawyer: Am I the fifth of the lawyer with the mouth?
Razor: No.
jynce: i want to be lawer when i growup *slapped in the face with a baby*
Meiscool: Wow, what a dumb post...
Post by: Bluhman on June 28, 2006, 01:12:15 AM
MIC: Yeah. What is he doing here?
Jynce: I'm just visiting!
Satan: VISITING IS ILLEGAL IN HELL! YOU MUST FACE THE DEATH PENALTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Jynce: Oh n-*dies*
Razor: He's dead? Isn't anybody in hell considered dead?
Satan: HIS SOULLLL IS IN A DIFFERENT DIMENSION NOWWW!!!
*Meanwhile*
Silly Lizard: Grrrrr...
Jynce: Oh. Hi!
Post by: Drace on June 28, 2006, 05:12:06 AM
*Comes walking around the corner*
Where did you thought I was gonna end up? San Fransisco?
Post by: Grandy on June 28, 2006, 05:46:21 PM
Post by: Tomi on June 28, 2006, 06:35:28 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 28, 2006, 06:58:21 PM
Drace: Shutup.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 28, 2006, 07:50:03 PM
Post by: Razor on June 28, 2006, 09:21:57 PM
MIC: MT11 sucks.
MT11: DAMN!
Post by: WarxePB on June 29, 2006, 03:24:35 AM
Razor: Good question.
Warxe: *looks at above posts* Okay, so we're in Death Valley. There's cacti, and vultures, and a lot of carcasses... how can we get out of here?
*MacGyver comes in*
MacGyver: So, what's the problem, boys?
Warxe: Hey, you still owe me for your ungodly ability to do anything with virtually nothing!
MacGyver: What are you talking about?
Warxe: Shut up and work, slave! *whips MG*
Post by: Tomi on June 29, 2006, 11:06:19 AM
MT11: I have a paperclip and a rubberband, hows that?
MacGyver: *Makes Helicopter*
Tomi: I thought you could only make bombs out of that stuff.
MG: Oh, yeah.
Tomi: ****...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 29, 2006, 01:58:06 PM
Tomi: MIC, no!
MIC: Weeee... huh? *Asplodes*
Post by: Tomi on June 29, 2006, 04:21:19 PM
Post by: Archem on June 29, 2006, 04:48:38 PM
Archem: Hey, buddy!
Mimo: I'm starting to consider suicide...
Archem: Huh? You should really stop mumbling so much. Anywho, I was gonna ask where everyone went?
Mimo: They went to Death Valley, blew up Meiscool, and MacGyver lost his touch.
Archem: ... Wait, who's MacGyver?
Mimo: Don't you watch tv?
Archem: Of course I do! I just don't watch old people tv!
Mimo: Angry stare.
Archem: Why'd you say that? Also, I think this says an awful lot about your personality.
Back at Death Valley...
Tomi: It's pretty hot here...
Razor: You think the heat's bad? The desert here has an American accent that's driving me crazy!
Bluhman: I really should consider a new wardrobe for this desert-like area. Black really isn't helping with the crippling dehydration thing.
MIC Emerges from the wreckage and walks up to the group.
MIC: Hey guys.
Tomi: Hey, you.
Warxe: Yello.
Razor: Who invited you?!
Archem: ROFL!
Razor: Hey! When'd you get here?!
Archem: Uh... About that... See, I'm... Dead.
MIC: Gasp. Really? I never would have guessed.
Archem: Yeah, I know. Mimo killed me, and, well, I ended up here. I guess it's worse here than in hell...
MIC: Well, it is now...
Arche: What was that?
MIC: I said "Look, it's an explosives warehouse!" Go investigate! Here, take my flamethrower!
Archem: Gee! Thanks! I'm gonna get some sparklers!
Tomi: ...Did he just...
MIC: Yep...
Razor: You do know what'll happen, don't you?
MIC: Yes. Which is why we start running now.
Post by: Tomi on June 29, 2006, 05:25:19 PM
Boombox: *note* Run to the Hills! Run for your life! *note*
Tomi: I always love a good running scene...
Post by: WarxePB on June 29, 2006, 07:23:41 PM
Warxe: *trips* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo....
Zero: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARXEEEEE!
Razor: He's gone now. Keep running!
Bluhman: You know, we're already dead. It wouldn't really matter if we got hit.
Razor: Good point.
*time becomes normal again, and the explosion passes over them.*
Archem: Good job!
Razor: But what happened to Warxe?
*meanwhile*
Warxe: *stuck in a frozen lake*
Satan: Welcome to Cocytus! During your stay, you'll enjoy ETERNAL SUFFERING!!!
Warxe: Dang, not again...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 29, 2006, 10:18:24 PM
Archem: What do you mean?
MIC: Well, he's ov-
MacGyver: OH HELL IT BURNS!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 30, 2006, 11:55:34 AM
*MT11 appears in a woman's dress*
Bluhman: Wow, that was really something Macgyver! How'd you make the woman's clothes?
MT11: And more importantly, can you teleport me back to my mum's room before she finds out her clothes are missing?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 01, 2006, 03:47:48 AM
Bluhman: MacGyver teleported us huh?
Razor: Yep.
MIC: Hey guys, I just bought a Parrot for the pub!
Archem: Cool.
Grandy: Yeah! Can it talk?
MIC: Yeah, it already knows a few sentences.
Parrot: *Squak!* Drace is an idiot!
Drace: *Comes out of bathroom* Did I just hear my name being said by a bird? My " 'Drace was said by a bird' radar" went off.
Razor: Nope.
Drace: Oh. *Goes back in bathroom*
Warxe: Niffty.
Parrot: *Squak!* Who the **** says niffty anymore?
Warxe: Why you little... *hits the bird*
Parrot: *Squak!* Polly wants power of attorney!
Grandy: I say we get rid of the bird.
MIC: I'm begining to agree.
Archem: Me too.
MacGyver: Hey, a Parrot! Using that Parrot, this sword, and that telephone, I can make a wonderful invention!
MT11: It's amazing!
Razor: Think off all the things we can use this for!
Warxe: Damn, I wish I thought of that.
MacGyver: Yes. I call it, "The Pelesword".
Grandy: Brilliant!
Bluhman: Astonding.
MIC: YOU KILLED PARROT FOR THIS PIECE OF ****!?
Post by: Archem on July 01, 2006, 05:07:52 AM
MacGyver: In case you were wondering, I've thought up a scheme to create the most convolutedly genious thhing ever! All I need are 2 rubber band, two metal springs, gun without bullets, three paper clips, some bullets, Mimo again, a gold medallion, and a piece of string.
Mimo: **** that, I'm not letting you touch me like that again!
MacGyver: No, not like that, this time it's in the name of science!
MIC: Ok, what kind of "science" are we talkin' about here?
Archem: Yeah, what the hell are you gonna make with all that worthless crap and a gun?
MacGyver: Simple - I'm creating a suicide machine, some springy shoes (for me), a chain made out of paper clips (for the tester of the suicide machine), and a gold medallion necklace (also for me)!
Mimo: ...Yeah, **** that.
Archem: *blink blink* That... is... the most AWESOMEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!! I wanna try it first!
MacGyver: Well, it could have some side effects...
Archem: Like a malignant tumor?
MacGyver: ...No, but-
Archem: Then sign me up!
Back at Death Valley...
Mimo: I'm so glad I got out of that fecal-pool.
A shot was heard around the world!
Archem: ROFL! That hurt a lot!
Mimo: OH GOD DAMMIT!!!
Archem: Yeah, I've got this nasty blood stain on my forehead now, but at least I got this pimpin' paper clip chai-
Back at the pub...
Razor: ...I didn't think he'd go through with it... Hey, free paper clip chain!
Back in Death Valley...
Archem: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:
Post by: Tomi on July 02, 2006, 06:35:18 PM
Razor: All three. At once.
Meiscoolerthanyourmom: Best.Post.Ever.
Post by: Emerates on July 02, 2006, 06:44:52 PM
Hello everone! Have you met my imaginary wife, Jane, yet?
*Motions to left*
*Takes seat next to Meiscool*
E: So...... I'm the Newbie, huh?
E: Barkeep, I'll have a tall glass of 2% Milk, Meijer Brand.
*Chugs milk, eats cookie, goes to restroom, pisses gallon of water, returns to bar*
E: Jane?! Where's Jane?!?!??!? Damn.... i forgot about her again...
*Leaves, returns with guitar*
E: Who wants to hear some music?
Pubsters: *Silence*
E: Okay............................................................ ... . . . . . .
Jane: No, don't play! You stink, remember?
E: Oh, yeah.... *puts away guitar, runs to hide shame*
*jane dissapears*
E: Damn, not again...
Dave Chappel: I'm Rick James *****!
Post by: Razor on July 02, 2006, 07:40:41 PM
Drace: Don't worry, I stole all your money, see? *holds out crusty $5 note and a packet of tic tacs*
Razor: My tic tacs!! *mauls Drace*
Archem: So, Death Valley eh? I never noticed how beautiful it was if you take out the death and the explosions.
Bluhman: Hey wait, MacGuyver teleported us back to the pub, didn't he?
Mimo: I can explain that. You see, a freak ionic storm on the molecular level altered the space time continuum which caused the positrons to align making stuff happen.
Bluhman: That didn't explain a thing!
Mimo: Didn't it? ;)
Bluhman: No.
Drace: MY FACE IS IN PAIN!
Post by: WarxePB on July 02, 2006, 08:55:41 PM
Warxe: Aw man, we're here again? Why can't we just stay in one place?
MacGyver: Actually, give me a grain of sugar, some string, and a pound of dark matter, and I can create a SPACETIME RIFT OF UBER DESTRUCTION-NESS!!!!!! generator.
Mimo: Wow, is there anything you can't do?
MacGyver: I can't sleep. Ever.
*canned laughter*
Post by: Bluhman on July 03, 2006, 02:21:14 AM
Razor: Nope.
MT11: Nothing.
Warxe: No.
Archem: No way!
Mimo: Me neither!
Tomi: Nothing here.
Emerates: Jane.
Bluhman: Well, I have some dark matter in my pant pocket...
McG: Really, now? Can I see it?
Bluhman: Welll... Ok!
*Bluhman reaches into his pocket, where he proceeds to seemingly implode into his pocket. In his place is a black hole.*
McG: Excellent! Now to find some sugar and a string.
MT11: Help! The black matter is eating me!!!
Archem: MT11? Being eaten? How Ironic.
Razor: Shut up and help me get him out of there!
*Meanwhile, back at the pub*
Bluhman: Ow... Woah. I'm back at the pub? This sucks... There's nobody here! Nobody here... Oh well, I'll practice my ukelele.
Jane: No! You suck!
Bluhman: Ma'm, I rock beyond all comprehension with a ukelele, so stand aside.
Jane: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo..............!!!! *Dies.*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 03, 2006, 02:42:42 AM
Bluhman: Indeed.
MIC: Great, now I have a friend!
Bluhman: Hold on, I never said I was your friend.
MIC: Really? But I always thoug-
Bluhman: No, you see, that's what gets you in trouble, all those thoughs.
MI-
Bluhman: No.
Post by: Archem on July 03, 2006, 02:56:25 AM
Archem: Hah-
Back at the pub... Wait, is that where they are?
Bluhman: NO!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 03, 2006, 09:28:43 AM
[PLAY IT COOL SELECTED] Be strong guys. I'll seeya on the other side.
Drace: NOOOOOOOO!
MT11: *eaten by dark matter*
***
MT11: *Appears in pub, eats Emerates*
Post by: Tomi on July 04, 2006, 12:32:12 PM
MT11: Ohh, so he's marinated? Even better!
Emerates: ...
Post by: WarxePB on July 04, 2006, 02:55:34 PM
McG: Wait!
Warxe: *jumps in the black hole*
McG: The black hole's about to close...
*The hole closes, seperating Warxe's upper and lower body.*
Warxe's Legs: *runs around crazily*
*in the Pub*
Warxe: Crap.
Tomi: lol
Warxe: Yeah, well at least I didn't get -$5000 in Jeopardy.
Tomi: ...you didn't have to bring that up... :'(
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 05, 2006, 04:04:29 PM
Warxe: Yeah? Well, least I wasn't the one that lost to Tomi in Jeopardy.
MIC: I hate you....
Post by: Emerates on July 05, 2006, 04:38:37 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Tomi
Tomi: lol, you are the United Arab Emerates. You are full of sand and oil.
MT11: Ohh, so he's marinated? Even better!
Emerates: ...
*Kidnaps Tomi, takes to back room, ties to chair*
Tomi: You'll never get away with this, lol.
E: Go ahead, say it!
Tomi: You'lll.......... never get away-
E: No, the other thing....
Tomi: lol, you are the United Arab Emerates. You are fu-
E: WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!
Tomi: lol *cries*
*Unties*
E: you're free to go.
Tomi: lol *Runs*
Later.......... . .. .. . . . . .. . .
E: Must...... Revive....... JANE!!!
*Breaks out of MT11's stomach, lands on table*
E: Jane!!!!
*Casts Revive LVL. 3 on Jane*
Post by: Tomi on July 05, 2006, 05:37:20 PM
*Scene changes: The place we were at (I have no clue where) turns into the Jeopardy Studio*
Razor Trebek: Today on Jeopardy, our former champion Tomi is back again, along with Meiscool, the guy who lost to him last time *coughhessostupidlolcough* and, for the first time, a person who never posts here, Kijuki!
Contestants: *smile*
Razor Trebek: Ok. Today, we only have one catagory, because Tomi is too lazy to think of more. (Tomi: ^_^) So, without furtherado, the catagory is 'S-words'. MeisLostToTomiLastTime, you're up.
MIC: I'll take S-words for 100.
Razor Trebek: The common name for NaCl.
MIC: What is salt?
Tomi: Hah! You don't know what salt is? What a loser...
Razor Trebek: Correct.
Tomi: ****...
MIC: Ok, I'll take S-words for 200.
Razor Trebek: The medieval name fo-
Tomi: What is Falchion!!! Hah! I win.
MIC: What? That word doesn't even start with S!
Tomi: Duh... It says Swords as the catagory, it just has a little dashy thing.
Razor: Ok, now we do that writey thingy. The question is: What color is my underwear.
*do do do duh duh do do do, do do do do DO! duh duh duh duh duh do do do do do do do DO! duh do do do, do , do DUM DUM!*
Razor: Ok, lets see what you wrote. Lets go to Tomi first...
Tomi's Board: Red
Razor: Aww, too bad. Let see what you wagered...
Tomi's Board: Negative Infinity
Tomi: Hah! I'm rich, bitch.
Razor: Ok, how about you Kijuki.
Kijuki's Board: Cheese
Kijuki: *smiles*
Razor: Ok... Not even gunna ask. Now finally, Meis.
MIC's Board: He's not wearing any.
Razor: <.< err, correct... uhh.. what did you , uh wager.
MIC's Board: The death of Emerates.
MT11: That I can do. *eats Emerates again*
MIC: *smiles* Thank God...
*long pause*
Tomi: Why do you know that?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 05, 2006, 05:40:30 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Tomi
Tomi's Board: Negative Infinity
Tomi: Hah! I'm rich, *****.
Wow... best... two lines... ever!
Post by: Tomi on July 05, 2006, 05:47:13 PM
Post by: Emerates on July 05, 2006, 06:31:12 PM
Pubsters: *Silence*
Emerates: At least have the decency to answer me!!!!
*pulls on MT11's uvula*
MT11: *Vomits Emerates back to the world*
Emerates: Sorry... *Kicks Tomi in his infinitely small genitalia*
*Leaves Jeopardy room, returns to pub*
Post by: Archem on July 05, 2006, 07:03:19 PM
Tomi: What? Me winning?
Archem: Yes. And - The sound of nobody caring.
Mimo: I think someone should at least pm him abo-
Bluhman: NO!
Mimo: :cry:
Post by: Tomi on July 05, 2006, 07:13:55 PM
MIC: lol pubbers...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 05, 2006, 07:48:12 PM
*Suffers fatal heart attack*
Alex: *From clouds* No attacking the older members! That's old school rules, bitch!
Post by: Razor on July 05, 2006, 07:54:43 PM
Tomi: :)
Razor: BTW your tab came in, you owe the bar $4.3 million.
Tomi: WTF? I don't even drink here!
Razor: Yeah, well, everyone else does, and they put their drinks on your tab.
Tomi: Grrr... fine. Luckily I have $Infinite.
Razor: ....now with tax, that comes to a total of $Infinite.
Tomi: Gah!!
Post by: Emerates on July 05, 2006, 07:58:08 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
*Suffers fatal heart attack*
Emerates: I blame genetics.... and no Tomi, I do not dislike you, and I am not trying to be cool. that's just my natural reaction to someone trying to kill me three times in one day.
*Glares at Moosetroop/Meiscool*
Post by: Tomi on July 05, 2006, 08:07:04 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Razor: But he has no reason too, that was the most ingenius plan I've ever seen on Jeopardy!
Tomi: :)
Razor: BTW your tab came in, you owe the bar $4.3 million.
Tomi: WTF? I don't even drink here!
Razor: Yeah, well, everyone else does, and they put their drinks on your tab.
Tomi: Grrr... fine. Luckily I have $Infinite.
Razor: ....now with tax, that comes to a total of $Infinite.
Tomi: Gah!!
Tomi: Hah! I actually still have infinite money, because for some reason or another, it was in Euros. €Infinity. Good thing the exchange rate is crap.
(I've never tried to kill you. Its the others, I swear.)
Post by: Emerates on July 05, 2006, 08:10:50 PM
Post by: Grandy on July 05, 2006, 11:49:46 PM
Razor: What is it?
Grandy: He is speaking to me! Directly into my mind! He wants to know who'll buy all my stock of Alexism symbols. (like christianism) *pulls a box full of Alex plushies, books, and other stuff like this* Yes, that's it! Who'll want the Almighty Plushie Doll? He'd love if you bought, and send you to TK to eternal damnation if you don't! You'd like to spent your eternity with the PRINCE OF DARKNESS?!
--camera cuts to TK--
Lord Raffles: *dressed as a devil* I never agreed with such humilhation, but the fact I am now able to spent eternity imposing my aparent superiority over everyone who has or ever had a vocabulary worse and/or equal to mine compensates it in a way far larger than any of Charas' members penises, which I can say for sure isn't something hard to accomplish.
--camera goes back to Charas Pub--
Grandy: Way worse than hell, I can guarantee! Buy it now and recieve tottaly free of charge and with no additional cost this Charas Bible!
Drace: *reading* 1.In the beginning Alex created the Generator and the Forum. 2.Now the Forum was unformed and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the spirit of Alex hovered over the face of the waters. 3. And God said: 'Let there be posts.' And there was posts.
Post by: Archem on July 06, 2006, 12:31:08 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Grandy
Grandy: Guys, are ya'll blind?! The almighty Alex himself just spoke to us! It's a signal!! Wait, wait, waitwaitwaitwait-!
Razor: What is it?
Grandy: He is speaking to me! Directly into my mind! He wants to know who'll buy all my stock of Alexism symbols. (like christianism) *pulls a box full of Alex plushies, books, and other stuff like this* Yes, that's it! Who'll want the Almighty Plushie Doll? He'd love if you bought, and send you to TK to eternal damnation if you don't! You'd like to spent your eternity with the PRINCE OF DARKNESS?!
--camera cuts to TK--
Lord Raffles: *dressed as a devil* I never agreed with such humilhation, but the fact I am now able to spent eternity imposing my aparent superiority over everyone who has or ever had a vocabulary worse and/or equal to mine compensates it in a way far larger than any of Charas' members penises, which I can say for sure isn't something hard to accomplish.
--camera goes back to Charas Pub--
Grandy: Way worse than hell, I can guarantee! Buy it now and recieve tottaly free of charge and with no additional cost this Charas Bible!
Drace: *reading* 1.In the beginning Alex created the Generator and the Forum. 2.Now the Forum was unformed and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the spirit of Alex hovered over the face of the waters. 3. And God said: 'Let there be posts.' And there was posts.
Archem: Wow... That totally owned... Kinda like this flashback!
Mimo: Uh, what flashback?
Archem: STFUN00B!! I IS ATTCHATTING IT BELOWSOMFGLOLZ0RZ!!!1111!!
Post by: Emerates on July 06, 2006, 12:37:39 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 06, 2006, 02:33:28 AM
Archem: But I wa-
MIC: Just shutup!
Razor: *Sneaking* Hello again.
Man in Corner: Hello.
Razor: You *sniff* got the stuff?
Man in Corner: Yes, do you have the cash?
Razor: Yes *puff* I just ripped some idiot off of $infinity.
Man in Corner: Good. That should be enough to cover the costs.
Razor: Thank God! It's *huff* been so *weeze* long sense *pant* I've tasted it.
Man in Corner: Here's your Bacon.
Archem: No! You shutup! That wasn't funny at all!
MIC: I know. Sometimes, I set up stories that I know other people will post off of, like the Starwars one from not to long ago, or when I started up the "canned laugher".
Post by: Razor on July 06, 2006, 05:01:04 AM
MIC: Hey Razor, what are y-
Razor: NOTHING!
MIC: ...doing today?
Razor: I mean, nothing. Also, might I suggest you change your screen resolution to 1280x1024?
Archem: lol owned
MIC: SHUT UP. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY! I DON'T LIKE YOU! I'M GONNA YELL IN CAPSLOCK AND MOM GOT SCARED AND SAID "YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR!
Post by: Archem on July 06, 2006, 06:12:44 AM
Archem: Damn! Right on the head of the nail, Razor!
MIC: I wish I had a higher screen resolution... Then I wouldn't be the misunderstood bully, making desperate cries for help...
Archem: Aww... That's so sad... Here, have some of Razor's bacon.
Razor: CAPSLOCK OF DOOM!!!
Razor eats MIC for touching his bacon.
MT11: My act... It's... It's been raped...
Archem: Check it out! I'm a vampire again! :vampire:
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 06, 2006, 08:52:37 AM
Razor: Ug! Wong MiC!
Post by: Drace on July 06, 2006, 09:45:05 AM
I demand 187 beers right now so I can drink them all to make up for the beerless pages.
*After 187 beers*
Drace: *dead*
Razor: ... Note to self, don't give a customer 187 beers. It'll kill them and leave me without any money. *sets Drace's right arm on fire*
Post by: Tomi on July 06, 2006, 12:56:49 PM
Post by: Emerates on July 06, 2006, 01:34:57 PM
Drace: Really?
E: ( o.0 ) I don't know how they do things in Holland, but here we try to drink and stay alive to make a total *** of ourselves afterwards.
MT11: *Eats Emerates*
E: DAMN IT!!! That's the third time! Hey, there's bacon in here!
Razor: What?! Bacon?!?
Post by: Bluhman on July 06, 2006, 01:39:05 PM
*Bluhman casts Metabolism Up on MT11*
*MT11's Metabolism increased!*
MT11: Wahaohohaohaa! I'm digesting very quickly...DANGIT!!!
*MT11 rushes to the bathroom*
MIC: ... Do you have the Metabolism Down spell?
Bluhman: No, but I do have this spell.
*Bluhman casts Bake on Razor*
*Razor is Bakin'*
Razor: What a ridiculously lame pun. Owowow.
Post by: Tomi on July 06, 2006, 03:09:21 PM
*back in the bathroom*
Drace: Hey, Emerates, why are you in the toilet?
Emerateshit: ...
Post by: Drace on July 06, 2006, 05:36:41 PM
*Camera cuts to Red Giant*
Red Giant: *spinning on the pool table* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh!!!!
*Camera cuts to Drace and Razor*
Drace: *looks at RG whit is mouth open*
Razor: Wow...
Drace: Like... A year and a half?
Razor: I don't remember, we haven't been able to play pool since I he got into the pub, that's for sure.
Post by: WarxePB on July 06, 2006, 07:03:38 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 07, 2006, 02:11:36 AM
MiC: I'm sorry son... I might not make it to Christmas.
MIC: WRYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyy!?[/rip-off]
Post by: Tomi on July 07, 2006, 11:14:08 AM
MIC: Shut up.
MiC: Yes, what he said.
Post by: Grandy on July 07, 2006, 05:33:59 PM
Grandy: You know this means? .... this means PAR-TAY! *music starts out of nowhere, and random people come in from everywhere*
Post by: Archem on July 07, 2006, 06:19:45 PM
Mimo: ...So out of here.
MIC: Then go already!
MiC: Dammit, stop saying it and do it!
Mimo: I did. Twice. And I always end up back here!
MIC/MiC: *ugly stares*
Mimo is crushed to death by the pressure of the moment.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 07, 2006, 07:58:31 PM
Drace: *Attatched to the beer kegs with a series of tubes* Wayyy ahead of ya.
Post by: Emerates on July 07, 2006, 09:08:03 PM
I hate you all......
*Drowns sorrows in free booze*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 07, 2006, 10:04:25 PM
Tomi: lol
Emo: Don't laugh at me! *cries*
Post by: Bluhman on July 07, 2006, 10:05:12 PM
Bluhman: You fools! That booze was poisoned by Razor before he left!
Grandy: Poisoned? Why would Razor do that?
Bluhman: He'd do it to PROTECT HIS SOURCE OF INCOME, MAYBE!?!?
MT11: So, what now?
Bluhman: You die.
Everybody: ...
*Everybody, including Bluhman, suddenly keels over and dies.*
Later, at a strange stone in deep China...
Drace: Owww... My head... Hey, what am I doing here, on top of a mountain, in the cold, with no clothes on!?!?
Grandy: Yes! It's very cold!
Bluhman: We died again... And we... Somehow... Ended up... In... Northwestern China.
MT11: So, what now?
Emerates: Jane.
Post by: Emerates on July 07, 2006, 10:15:49 PM
Bluhman: And I never said it would, you silly fool.
Emerates: I'm going to look for Jane....
*Leaves*
Post by: WarxePB on July 07, 2006, 10:42:01 PM
Post by: Archem on July 08, 2006, 12:36:08 AM
Mimo: Oh, God dammit! How the **** do you guys keep finding me?!
Grandy: Face it, you're stuck with us.
Bluhman: Yeah. We die. Alot.
MIC: WTF?!
Bluhman: Yeah, I got lonely back there. By myself... With the wolves...
Off in some woods somewhere...
Lonewolf: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Back in China...
Bluhman: *shivers* See?
Post by: MrMister on July 08, 2006, 02:43:58 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 08, 2006, 02:55:05 AM
MrMister: !
MIC: *slants hat backwards* MooseTroop11, I choose you!
MT11: MoooooseTrooooop.
MrMister: SQUIRTLE!
MIC: MooseTroop, use flamethrower!
MT11: *Eats MrMister*
MIC: Aw God damnit! Every time.
Post by: Drace on July 08, 2006, 10:22:21 AM
Oh, and Snorlax owns you all! Come out Snorlax! *MT11 appears, only ten times as fat*
FatMT11: Snoooooooorrrrrlaax.... *fall asleep*
Drace:... Pokemons are gay.
Post by: Tomi on July 08, 2006, 10:27:37 AM
Tomi: Snorlax, sit on them and fart, please.
FatMT11: *sit* *fart*
Team Rocket: Ahhh we are blasting off again!
Meowth: Fuck, the earth's core is hot.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 08, 2006, 11:22:54 AM
MrMister: Squiiiiirtleeee
MT11: Mooooooooooooooooosetroooooooooooop
MrMister: Squiiiiirtleeee
*Five hours later*
MT11: Mooooooooooooooooosetroooooooooooop
MrMister: Squiiiiirtleeee
MT11: Mooooooooooooooooosetroooooooooooop
MrMister: Squiiiiirtleeee
Producer: This gives me a great idea for another original poke'mon movie!
Post by: Emerates on July 08, 2006, 01:31:06 PM
I understand nothing you guys are saying.....
Post by: Robotam on July 08, 2006, 01:54:16 PM
Robotam: Wow! It's bulbasaur... Gotta catch 'em all!
*slants pants backwards*
Robotam: Go pokeball!
*throws pokeball*
Background voice: Congratulation, you caught a bulbasaur!
MIC: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Robotam: oo'
MIC: You were only suppose to hold it! Now you wasted my ****ing MASTERBALL on a ****ing BULBASAUR!!
Post by: Bluhman on July 08, 2006, 02:05:56 PM
MIC: Why didn't that work!? I swear, I had weakened him enough to catch him!
MiC: Well, maybe you have to throw harder?
MIC: SHUT UP!
Post by: Tomi on July 08, 2006, 02:20:42 PM
MIC: n00b.
Tomi: Go, caterpie!
MIC: Heh, that sucks.
Tomi: Caterpie, use Fissure!
*Ground opens up* *MIC falls in*
MiC: lol gameshark.
Post by: Drace on July 08, 2006, 07:42:15 PM
Tomi: Who?
Argumon: Aww... no one remembers us...
Post by: Grandy on July 09, 2006, 08:55:27 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 10, 2006, 02:36:55 AM
Grandy: No you're not.
Drace: Razor; you're just a dog to society.
Razor: 0_o
MiC: Get out.
MIC: Yeah.
Razor: Fine... *leaves*
Post by: Tomi on July 10, 2006, 10:07:51 AM
MIC: Dude, did you just say w00t?
Tomi: Yeah, why?
MiC: He's just making sure.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 10, 2006, 04:39:11 PM
Drace: What the hell do you think I'm watching?
Grandy: Looks like comercials to me...
Drace: Good job captain obvious!
Grandy: Ok... *leaves*
Drace: Yes... he's gone *changes the station.*
*On Tv*
Dora: Wow, we just made it through the raging forest.
Boo: That's right Dora. Now we have to go through... I forgot!
Dora: Oh no! It seems Boo doesn't remember where we have to go. *Pauses and looks at audience* Do you know where we have to go next?
Drace: The Bubbling Creek! The Bubbling Creek!
Dora: That's right!
Drace: Oh no! It's that fox!
Dora: What? Do you see Swiper the fox?
Drace: That's what I just said you dumb bitch.
Dora: Where?
Drace: Right th-
Dora: Over there?
Drace: -ere....
Boo: Oh no Dora! He's after our cake!
Dora: Quickly now! We have to say Swiper no swiping 3 times before he steals our cake! Ready?
Drace: Yeah!
Drace and Dora: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!
Swiper: Awh man.
Drace: I just love good, quality, non-dutch, programming.
Post by: Drace on July 10, 2006, 08:47:40 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
Grandy: Hey Drace... what'cha watching?
Drace: What the hell do you think I'm watching?
Grandy: Looks like comercials to me...
Drace: Good job captain obvious!
Grandy: Ok... *leaves*
Drace: Yes... he's gone *changes the station.*
*On Tv*
Dora: Wow, we just made it through the raging forest.
Boo: That's right Dora. Now we have to go through... I forgot!
Dora: Oh no! It seems Boo doesn't remember where we have to go. *Pauses and looks at audience* Do you know where we have to go next?
Drace: The Bubbling Creek! The Bubbling Creek!
Dora: That's right!
Drace: Oh no! It's that fox!
Dora: What? Do you see Swiper the fox?
Drace: That's what I just said you dumb *****.
Dora: Where?
Drace: Right th-
Dora: Over there?
Drace: -ere....
Boo: Oh no Dora! He's after our cake!
Dora: Quickly now! We have to say Swiper no swiping 3 times before he steals our cake! Ready?
Drace: Yeah!
Drace and Dora: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!
Swiper: Awh man.
Drace: I just love good, quality, non-dutch, programming.
You know... I watched that a while ago and my experience was kinda like that. Except that I was swearing more to Dora. Ah well, I blame being sick that day for being stupid.
MIC: . . . I love Dora... DORA!!! MARRY MEH!
Post by: Emerates on July 10, 2006, 09:09:01 PM
o.0 (^That's Pedophilism)
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 11, 2006, 12:06:44 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Drace
MIC: . . . I love Dora... DORA!!! MARRY MEH!
XD
Post by: Tomi on July 11, 2006, 11:29:24 AM
Tomi: ew.
Post by: WarxePB on July 11, 2006, 12:06:06 PM
Mimo: :(
Warxe: Heh heh, just kidding bud. I meant to say MIC.
Tomi: Sure you did.
Warxe: You know what? Nobody asked you. *snatches Tomi's goggles and runs off*
Post by: Tomi on July 11, 2006, 12:58:30 PM
MIC: lawl, I'm going to poke him and see what he does.
*Tomi slaps MIC in the face*
Announcer: BOOOM! HEADSHOT!!!
Tomi: I'm not deaf, you asshat.
*runs blindly after Warxe*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 11, 2006, 05:22:11 PM
MiC: Bull****.
Post by: Archem on July 11, 2006, 06:25:59 PM
Archem: FTW?
Mimo: SHUT YOUR FACE N00B!!! SHAT!
Archem: :(
MIC: Wow, I was wrong about you the whole time, grammarless braces-having guy!
MiC: N00b!
MIC: Son of a bitch!
MIC and MiC get into a fight.
...
An epic fight!
Post by: Bluhman on July 11, 2006, 06:37:41 PM
MIC: ARRURIRRRRRAAAAHIAAGHHH!!!!
*MiC and MIC ram into eachother and form one entity!*
MeIsCool: Mwahahahar! I am finally complete after all these years!!
MT11: Lucky bastard...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 11, 2006, 06:45:54 PM
Bluhman: It means nothing.
Meiscool: Oh.
Post by: Tomi on July 11, 2006, 07:44:56 PM
Warxe: Lawl, I was just kidding. Here you go. *gives goggles back*
Tomi: Oh, uh, thanks. *walks back to pub*
Meiscool: I'm a REAL boy!
Tomi: Shut up.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 14, 2006, 01:37:59 AM
Warxe: What, where?
Bluhman: AHHH!! Right there on the stove!!!
Grandy: Oh the smell. It's hidious!!
Warxe: That's not vomit guys.
Tomi: Then what is it!?!?
Warxe: It's just a home cooked meal I'm serving for dinner.
Everyone: AHHH! Even worse! *runs*
Post by: Tomi on July 14, 2006, 01:57:09 AM
*chomp'd*
MIC: Thank god...
*inside moose*
Warxe: Hoysha!
n00bs: STFU u n0ob!!11
Post by: WarxePB on July 14, 2006, 08:28:35 PM
MT11: Hmm, I seem to be having a spot of indigestion. *pukes out a missile that couldn't possibly have fit into his stomach*
Warxe: *comes out, blasting zombie-like n00bs with a handgun* Hey! I need some help here!
Tomi: lol
Warxe: You shut up.
Meiscool: So it's true! Moose's stomach does lead to a parallel universe where we're all noobs!
Grandy: No, they're just from all of those welcome threads.
Meiscool: Thanks for ruining my big moment.
Warxe: Ha ha. *keeps firing into MT's mouth*
MT11: This is kind of uncomfortable.
Warxe: Meh.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 14, 2006, 09:09:33 PM
Warxe: But I made a welcome thread before MT11 came here!
Tomi: And I never made a welcome thread.
Meiscool: Nore did I, exactly why there arn't any zombies of us.
Shadus: Rawr... braaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnss! I have no braaaaiiiin!! I need a braaaaaiiiiiiinnnnn!?!?
Warxe: Ah! You're right!
Grandy: This other stuff Warxe is cooking looks like a brain, why don't you feed it t-
Warxe: Stop insulting my pork roast!!!
Drace: How the **** is that a pork roast!?!?
Meiscool: It looks like poop.
Warxe: GAH!!!!
Post by: WarxePB on July 14, 2006, 09:23:52 PM
Warxe: Okay, okay, fine. It's not done very well. *shoots Shadus' head, which explodes*
MT11: There's still n00bs pouring out of my mouth, you know.
Warxe: Ah, right. *throws guns to everyone*
Razor: Hey everyone, I'm h- What the HELL is going on here.
Post by: Grandy on July 14, 2006, 10:44:02 PM
Razor: But that wouldn't break all the logic in the universe, since you are killing you before you could be here time enough to grown into you and get a gun to kill you?
Grandy: Most likely yes, but who cares?
Razor: ...Warxe, gimme a gun. *grabs a shotgun from Warxes hand* It's past-n00b-pwning time! *cocks gun*
MT11: *whimpers*
Post by: Tomi on July 14, 2006, 10:58:00 PM
Razor: Wha? HELLS NO!!!
*unloads on n00bs*
Tomi: *signal's to Warxe*
Warxe: *takes kegs of beer from the other side of bar to his pickup truck outside*
MT11: All these n00bs coming out of my mouth are starting to irritate my tongue...
Post by: Archem on July 15, 2006, 02:55:39 AM
All: 0_0
Archem: Uh-oh...
Mimo: **** yes! *cocks shotgun*
Post by: Tomi on July 15, 2006, 10:15:03 AM
Archem: >.> *crawls back in fear*
Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 15, 2006, 12:10:24 PM
Everyone: Get him!
DarkFlood: Aaaah! *runs*
Post by: Tomi on July 17, 2006, 12:30:42 AM
Darkflood#: *a spl0de lol*
Tomi: *AR-nULd voice* I am here to pump YOU up! I will break you into halves, then quarters, then halves and quarters again!
Everyone: *stares*
Tomi: Uhh, I'll be back! *runs to bathroom* Hey Drace, there's a bunch of n00bs out there if you are still hungry.
Drace: Oh boy! *runs out*
Tomi: *fart* *walks back out*
Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 17, 2006, 01:47:30 AM
DarkFlood: Ahhh.. nice to be back at the pub... At least the randomness is still ther- *gets run over by a train*
Mimo: *points and laughs* wait a minute.. do I know this guy?
Post by: Archem on July 17, 2006, 02:08:14 AM
Archem: That's the spirit!
DarkFlood: Well, at least I'm alive... Again...
Drace: Ugh. This n00b tastes like Meis...
MIC: AAAHHHHHH!!!
MiC: LOL!
Tomi: *farts*
Archem: Ah! Good times! So, I'm at the doctor's office when...
In Archem's pointless flashback...
Archem: Doctor dude, I've got this terrible pain in my arms!
Dr. Dude: Well, let me take a look at th- OH MY GOD!!!
Archem: What?! WHAT?!!
Dr. Dude: I found a dollar!
Archem: Give that back!
Dr. Dude: Sorry. Well, I see the problem now!
Archem: So, what's wrong with me?
Dr. Dude: You've got a terrible infection all over your arms... It's quite nasty, really.
Archem: Well, what can you do to fi-
Dr. Dude: Ha! *chops off bowlth of Archem's arms*
Archem: -x AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!! WHAT THE HELL?!!
Dr. Dude: Well, you don't have that nasty infection anymore!
Archem: Y- ... Hey, you're right! Thanks, Doctor dude! I'm gonna tell all my friends about you!
Archem leaves. Dramatically.
Dr. Dude: ... Not if I help it! *cocks shotgun*
Back at the pub...
MIC: But what does that have to do with why Drace is still gnawing on me?
Archem: Well, I-
BLAM!!!
Archem falls to the ground and bleeds all over the place.
MiC: Thanks, Doctor dude.
Dr. Dude: You're welcome, citizen! Up, up, and away!!!
Doctor dude flies off.
Archem: Oww... severe... blood loss... and... possible... brain damage...
Razor: Ah! Good times!
Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 17, 2006, 03:03:57 AM
Archem: Ow! Bleeding... Pain... Pain with congenative heart defects.. Pain... Pain... Dead.
Razor: Noooooo!
Mimo: Yeeeees!
MT11: Well, a meal is a meal!
Post by: Archem on July 17, 2006, 03:42:46 PM
Post by: Emerates on July 18, 2006, 12:17:26 AM
Everyone: *Stares*
Emerates: Oh...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 18, 2006, 12:54:54 AM
Tomi: Think we should tell him?
MIC: Nah.
Post by: Grandy on July 18, 2006, 02:56:22 AM
Razor: Hallelujah.
MT11: It's raining men!
Razor: Not funny.
MT11: No really, it's raining men! *points outside*
Tomi: That goes against all logic.
Drace: So does this *eats own mouth*
Tomi: ...didn't that hurt?
Drace: Mmmmph mmmph.
Tomi: Where did your mouth got to anyway?
Drace: Mmmmmmph.
Tomi: Implosion?
Drace: *nods*
Tomi: Well, then, it'll get smaller and smaller until it's only an atom and then *NUCLEAR EXPLOSION*
Everyone at pub takes 9999 damage
Meanwhile, in afterlife
Grandy: AND THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT ME AND I WAS REALLY SAD BECAUSE THEY WERE IMPOLITE AND THEY WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION AND THEN I DIED AND...
Devil: *looking really pissed*
Grandy: ...I DIDN'T WANT TO BUT I HAD TO SAVE THE PUPPIES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY KILL PUPPIES AND THEN KITTENS AND THEN EVERYONE IS UNHAPPY BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES KITTENS AND PUPPIES AND THE WORLD ISN'T GOOD WITHOUT THEY AND
*re-dies without air*
Devil: *cheers*
Grandy: *reappears in the same spot* I DON'T LIKE WHEN THAT HAPPEN BECAUSE THAT'S NOT GOOD AND I LIKE WHEN THING THAT IS NOT GOOD DOESN'T HAPPEN...
Devil: *cries*
Meanwhile, in before-afterlife
*pub is rebuilt*
Warxe: How did you do that?
Razor: Plot-device-in-a-can. *holds up to the camera, mentos theme plays*
Warxe: Was there enough to save everyone?
Razor: No, but I got rid only of the unnimportant ones.
Warxe: Who?
Razor: MT, Mic, Drace, Tomi, Mimo, DarkFlood, Archem and Shadus.
Warxe: That's everyone but you and me.
Razor: I didn't use any for you, you just happen to be immortal.
Warxe: Well, and how about him? *points to table*
Red: *is spinning on the table*
Razro: He keeps me amused.
Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 18, 2006, 03:23:53 AM
DarkFlood: Brimstone.. Fire.. Screams of tortured innocents.. I'M HOME!!
Archem: This place is scary..
Mimo: Shut up you ***!
Devil: Foolish mortals! You shall now deserve eternal tor- *gets kicked in the nads be DarkFlood* -AAAGH!
DarkFlood: Haha! I pwned the devil!
Archem: *Shock*
Mimo: *Insult*
Shadus: *Something stupid and noobish*
Grandy: AND WHEN THINGS THAT I DON'T LIKE HAPPEN I GET REALLY PISSED AND WHEN I GET REALLY PISSED MORE THINGS THAT I DON'T LIKE HAPPEN HAPPEN!
DarkFlood: Wait if I pwned the devil, does that make me the new devil?
Mimo: No! It makes ME the new devil! Ahahahahahaaaa!
*Mimo is the now Mucifer*
Post by: Grandy on July 18, 2006, 03:30:11 AM
Grandy: AND A FUN FACT IS THAT LUCIFER MEANS MADE OF LIGHT
Post by: Archem on July 18, 2006, 03:48:30 AM
DarkFlood: But... Nobody ran...
Archem: Except me! Go me!
Mucifer: I guess I'm not Mucifer anymore then...
Back to Mimo.
Mimo: That's cool. Now I need to make myself more lovable so that people stop trying to kill me...
Archem: Try going plush. Everyone loves plush! Take headcrabs for example: everyone hates something that wants nothing more than to "couple" with your head and turn you into a zombie, but make it a plushy, and everyone wants it!
Grandy: It's true. I'm scared of Moosetroop's eating me-ness, but I love my plushy moosey! *hugs plush MT11*
Archem: What's up with all the double-spacing? Oh wait, right. Hell.
Plush Mimo: Let's raise Hell! ^_^
Archem: Aww! *hugs enjoyably plushy Mimo* Ok, now that that's taken care of...
How 'bout this, I'll give you three guesses, but the first two don't count.
Archem: Free watermelons for everybody!!!
Razor: Yay!
Drace: Whoop!
MIC: *gnaw'd!*
Grandy: Aw hell! Now the pub's in Hell?! That was unexpected!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 18, 2006, 04:04:18 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Grandy
Grandy: *overheards Tomi* STUFF.
XD! Pure Greatness.
Post by: Archem on July 18, 2006, 04:33:44 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
quote: Originally posted by Grandy
Grandy: *overheards Tomi* STUFF.
XD! Pure Greatness.
Agree'd!
Post by: Grandy on July 18, 2006, 03:43:54 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 18, 2006, 04:38:45 PM
Grandy: Yes! Finally I'm as funny as Razor!
MT11: XD
Drace: Now that's funny!
Archem: *tears of meriment*
Grandy: ....
Post by: Drace on July 18, 2006, 04:56:02 PM
Razor: What do you mean? Explain?
Drace: Razor, this is an RP. An RP of a pub, yes. Meant for comedy, yes. But all the things we encountered, all the events that happend, they didn't had a solid plotline in it. Every RP has a solid plotline, and seeing as how drinking isn't used as much anymore, it's my time to change the direction of this RP. We WILL, have a plotline.
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*Meanwhile in Southern America*
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Grandy's Sexy Wife: Grandy! You finally came back!
Grandy: Yes, my Sexy Wife. I have returned.
Juan: But... but that can't be! You died in Japan in a blaze of fire! You can't be still alive!
Grandy: Juan, this is why my Sexy Wife married me. You were too foolish and you still are. I am here to claim back my Sexy Wife!
The Will of the Necromancer: Grandy, are you sure? I have ressurected you for this cause, but are you sure that you're ready to fight your old friend?
Grandy: I am ms Will, I am.
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*Meanwhile in Australia*
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Drace: *riding a sportscar* Plot... we need a plot... what can we do? Wait... I'm picking something up of the RP... WHAT?! Grandy's going to fight Juan to claim back his Sexy Wife? But he can't! He's not strong enough yet! I need to get to him before he gets killed again! *presses a button on the steer and 2 wings appear from the sides of the sportcar* To that place in Southern America! I hope I'm in time!
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*Meanwhile at the pub*
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Red Giant: *steps outside* Wow... all that spinning made me dizzy... It looks like I see a giant spaceship falling from the sky because of that...
Archem: That IS a giant spaceship!
Red Giant: Oh... ****...
Razor: WHAT?! MY PUB!!! *get on the roof with two automatic rifles* You won't take my pub from me! Not this time! *starts shooting as the giant spaceship crashes into Australia, making it post-Apocalypse place*
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*Meanwhile in Southern America*
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Grandy: *starts rushing to Juan* Juan I thought you were my friend, but the moment my dead was announced you took my Sexy Wife as the cowardly bastard you are! You neclected here, hit here and took her money and I won't take that anymore! I will fight you Juan! I will take you down! I will win this battle and my Sexy Wife! *gets to punch Juan but is kicked away*
Grandy: What?! How were you able to dodge my attack and hit me back so fast? I've trained for weeks to fight you for my Sexy Wife and you take me down so easily?
Juan: You fool, you still don't get it do you? I am not Juan. This is just a disquice I used to trick you and to get your Sexy Wife and the Will of the Necromancer here!
Grandy's Sexy Wife: It's true... He's not Juan.
Ms Will: Yes, it was all a trick...
Grandy: But I don't get it... I also just noticed that the voice of Ms Will and my Sexy Wife sound the same!
Grandy's Sexy Wife: *lowers her head* That's because... we are the same...
Grandy: WHAAA-AAAA-AAAAT?!
Juan: Yes, I had to bring them together. Seeing as Ms Will thought you were strong enough to fight me, I knew she would come here. With your Sexy Wife and Ms Will together, I can become a God!
Grandy: But if you are not Juan, then who are you?!
Juan: Hehehe... *grabs his both sides of his head with his hands and starts ripping it apart, making the body of Juan split and underneat comes another human body in a suit with a red tie*
Grandy: No... you are That Man!
That Man: Yes! I am That Man! And now I'll become a God because you Grandy! But first, I'll take you down! *starts beating up Grandy*
Drace: *walks over a hill and sees Grandy laying on the ground before That Man* Oh no... I am too late...
That Man: Oh what will do to ensure your dead Grandy? What will I do?
Grandy: It doesn't matter what you will do That Man, for I will come to safe my Sexy Wife again.
Drace: Maybe... there still is hope... *runs towards That Man and Grandy*
Drace: That Man! Look here! Cover your eyes Grandy! FLASH! *a bright flash appears from his hands*
That Man: My eyes!!!
Grandy: Aaaahhhh! The pain!
Drace: *sigh*... I told you... Grandy, if you are willing to fight again, I will make you a Draceshin Warrior!
Grandy: If it ensure the safety of my Sexy Wife! Do it!
Drace: Also... I have someone here for you.
Almeidaboo: *Walks over the hill* Daaaad!
Grandy: Almeidaboo? ALMEIDABOO! My son!!!
Almeidaboo: Dad, I'm here now! I will help you fight That Man to safe mom!
Grandy: Son! That's great! But why do you have an afro?
Almeidaboo: That's because I'm a Draceshin Warrior!
Grandy: *:O* *looks at Drace* So if I become one... afro?
Drace: Yes.
Grandy: Then I might reconsider...
Drace: *-_-'*
Grandy: No! Make me a Draceshin Warrior! I will fight you That Man and claim back my Sexy Wife!
Drace: That's the spirit! *starts the transformation of Grandy into a Draceshin Warrior*
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*Meanwhile in Australia*
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Red Giant: Oh my body... where is my body?!
Tomi: It's lying over there.
Red Giant: Phew, I'll just have to reattach myself then.
Razor: My pub... my beautifull pub...
Archem: Razor... come... we need to search for survivors. The explosion had an effect on the entire continent. There's a post-Apocalypse situation now. People are banding together and fighting each other. We must do something.
Razor: Why should I? My life's work... my pub... I loved it... WHY?! *starts crying*
Archem: Razor...
Meiscool: *puts his hand on Archem's shoulder* Leave him be, for now. It's too soon yet for him to face reality. *turns around* Red Giant, Tomi, you stay here with Razor and try to build something up from the wreckage. Me and Archem will search for survivors.
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Narrator: And thus it begins. The fight of Almeidaboo, Drace and Grandy against That Man to save Grandy's Sexy Wife and the search for survivors in Australia. What will happen to our heros? Tune in next episode. Till then, I hope I'm the writers decide to let me be found... I mean... I always pop up after a few dozen pages... please writers... please...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 18, 2006, 08:34:01 PM
Grandy: Yes, I would like that very much.
Post by: Archem on July 18, 2006, 09:21:23 PM
MIC: What? But I just left you with a group of surviving rebels!
Archem: Yeah, you see, there was this chainsaw ferris wheel and a bear with a railgun...
MIC: Well, what about that corpse over there? *points off in a random direction* It could be a fake...
Archem: A fake corpse? Like, a survivor?
MIC: Sure, whatever.
Archem: I'll go [strike]despose[/strike] check on him-slash-her...
Archem runs off.
MIC: >.> <.< *snorts a line of cocaine*
Archem: Hey suspisiously familiar possible survivor! I'm here to misappropriate the contents of your wallet! ... Wait... Mimo?
Mimo: Yes... It is I... Mimo...
Archem: No! It can't be!
Mimo: Yes... I'm... I'm dying....
Archem: Can I have your wallet?
Mimo: What? Yeah, sure, whatever. I must tell you something before I pass...
Archem: *rummaging through Mimo's wallet* Cool beans! I found a twenty!
Mimo: Are you even listening to me?!
Archem: Yup. Hey, is that a gold watch?!
Mimo: -_-; Well, I have to tell you that... I'm... your IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER!!!
Archem: Well, duh!
Mimo: And... Your alternate embodiment of virtue...
Archem: Pff! This credit card's expired!
Mimo: Well, I guess that means... It's my time... Off to that big plushy store in the sky...
Archem: eBay?
Mimo: |P
Archem: ...
MIC: Me is Awesome!!!
Meiscool has changed his name to Meisawesome.
MIA: Oh shi- *poof*
Archem: ...
Mimo: |P
Tomi: ...
Archem: Holy Shot! How'd you get here?!
Tomi: I'm the "poof". :p
Razor: Hehe! I get it!
Post by: Tomi on July 19, 2006, 01:21:44 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
MIC: Wanna post something completly random and irrelevant to the post above just to piss Drace off?
Grandy: Yes, I would like that very much.
Tomi: I second the motion. *poof* lol, thats fun.
Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 19, 2006, 01:47:59 AM
*DarkFlood starts running after the Kangaroo*
Post by: Grandy on July 19, 2006, 03:25:34 AM
Post by: Archem on July 19, 2006, 03:33:13 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Grandy
... I DO have a friend called Juan.
So it wasn't a dream...
Post by: Drace on July 19, 2006, 05:45:24 AM
Grandy: No.
Drace: Good, then it's complete.
Grandy: *His hair poofs in an afro* Oh god... my hair...
Drace: . . . Doesn't matter, get ready for battle vs That Man!
That Man: Impressive, but it won't matter. Cause my power level exceeds that of all you 3 together! Kakaro... whoops, wrong show, sorry.
Ahem.
Grandy! Prepare to die!
Grandy: La-li-lu-lo-le!!!! *shoots a Lalilulole beam*
That Man: Ra-in-bow-beam! *shoots a Rainbowbeam*
Post by: WarxePB on July 19, 2006, 12:28:47 PM
Warxe: Those fools on Earth think they have it SOOOO bad... Well, they do! Because I have a MASSIVE MARS BASE ON MARS!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!
Odin: Why do you always say "Mars" twice?
Zero: At least he has beer.
Warxe: Shut up, fools. Where's everyone else?
Odin: Hmm... Well, Rasshou's off in some parallel universe, Shado's dead, Cloak generally does his own thing, Sephy got replaced, and... I don't even remember the eigth member.
Warxe: You know, neither do I. Which means that we'll have to recruit some more!
Odin: Like who?
Warxe: I dunno.
Zero: And for what?
Warxe: To conquer Mars, of course.
Zero: Conquer?
Warxe: Yeah! We'll take the western hemisphere from those bastard Wongs! Oh, and we'll probably conquer Earth afterwards.
Odin: You're a fool, Warxe.
Warxe: And?
Odin: We'll conquer Earth first, and get their technology. THEN we'll go and populate the rest of the solar system.
Warxe: Good job, tactical advisor.
Odin: "Advisor"? *draws sword and points it at Warxe*
Warxe: Erm, uh, okay. Good job, uh, head tactical guy.
Odin: ...meh. *Zantetsukens Warxe anyways*
Zero: Heh heh... never gets old.
Odin: Actually, it did once.
Zero: Huh. Anyways, let's go to Earth and recruit some more Tablers... wait, why are you our tactics man?
Odin: Because everyone else left?
Warxe: Damn straight! Okay, next problem - how do we get to Earth?
Zero: Fly?
Odin: But we can't breathe in space.
Warxe: Oh! I'll summon a spaceship!
Zero: But you're not allowed to summon.
Warxe: On Earth. Here, I can do whatever I want. *summons a giant spaceship* I shall call it... the MSS OMG!
Zero: If you can do whatever you want, why can't you breathe in space?
Warxe: -_-
Odin: OWNED. *gets in*
Zero: Well, does it at least have big lasers and stuff?
Warxe: Big lasers, a few missiles lol, and there's a chicken cannon on the top there.
Zero: Sweet. *gets in*
Warxe: Let it be known, Earth, that the Table of One Wing has come to invade your puny planet! *gets in*
Post by: Emerates on July 19, 2006, 01:09:08 PM
Emerates: Whoa! Who are you guys?
Razor: ........
MIC: Are.... are you serious? You've been here the whole time....
Tomi: lol
Emerates: Oh yeah.... Hey, at least some of the beer survived...
Razor: .......
MIC: Good.
Tomi: lol
Emerates: *takes swig from keg* So who else survived?
Razor: .......
MIC: Idunno. Some guy over there and somebody else.
Tomi: *poofs* yeah.
Emerates: I see. Well, we better get drunk, then......
Razor: .........
MIC: Sounds good to me... *drinks*
Tomi: lol. *drinks*
Post by: Tomi on July 19, 2006, 02:48:56 PM
Post by: Grandy on July 21, 2006, 02:27:51 AM
Post by: WarxePB on July 21, 2006, 02:28:39 AM
Quote
No, I broke the pub.
Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 21, 2006, 03:07:07 AM
DarkFlood: Aaah! Giant Google sign!
Archem: Ruuun!
Warxe: Hahahahahaaaa! Nobody escapes Google!
[/QUOTE]
Post by: WarxePB on July 21, 2006, 03:17:14 AM
Warxe: Google FTW!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 21, 2006, 03:22:21 AM
Warxe: And why is this?
Tomi: Wow Warxe, I'm suprised you don't know.
Warxe: Know what?
Grandy: The only way to repair a quote bug, is to pretend it doesn't exsist while wearing a toga.
Warxe: Oh, that makes sense.
Drace: Here Warxe, you can use Mimo's toga.
Mimo: NOOOO!!!! *gets sucked into quote bug*
Warxe: Thankyou Drace.
MIC: Warxe! DON'T PUT THAT ON!
Warxe: Hu-
MIC: *Grabs toga* ... Sorry. The color.. the texture... I thought it was one of your TV diners.
Warxe: Well, it's not, so can I have it back?
MIC: Sure. *hands Warxe the toga*
Grandy: Now that we are all wearing togas, all we have to do it wait.
Razor: Yes, all we have to do is wait toga-ether.
Tomi: Does anyone else feel a sudden draft?
Drace: No, that's just Howie Mandel blowing on the ham Warxe finished cooking. I guess he left it in a little to long.
Howie Mandel: (Gizmo Voice) puph pufh poof
Terry Mandel: How, you're gonna be late for dinner!
Howie Mandel: A duh okey Teri. *takes Warxe's Ham*
Warxe's Ham: Help meh!!!!
Warxe: My ham!
Garndy: Let it go Warxe.
Drace: It probally wasn't eatible anyways.
MIC: Is it just me, or does that ham look like Beatrice Arthur?
Warxe's Ham: Warxe! I'll never trust another man again!
Tomi: Wow I'm glad that's over.
Razor: Yeah. Now it's time for me to finish this post with a Razorriffic joke. *thinks*
Razor: Oh!... no.. that won't work.
Razor: Ok! Two guys walk into the bar and... no, wait a sec.
Razor: I got nothin'.
Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 21, 2006, 03:48:58 AM
Archem: I'll save yeh! ...zorz! *jumps into Google Sign*
MIC: Well, Theres two problems down.. One to go *glares at Mimo*
Mimo: *eatng a taco* What did I do?
Post by: Archem on July 21, 2006, 04:48:00 AM
Mimo: Yep. I'm suprised at you! You mentioned me as being not dead last post ago!
MIC: Oh yeah... Uh, but I have my reasons! >.>
Mimo: Cool. Now that I'm not entirely hated... Want a taco?
In the Google...
Archem: Hehe! I googled "boobies"!
DarkFlood: You and your porn... zorz...
Archem: Hey, check out this thingy!
DarkFlood: -_-; Was it really neccessary to google my name?
Archem: Yup! Hehe! I was a power-up!
In space...
Warxe: lol! I shot a lazer missle at a passerby!
Odin: Wait, weren't you just...
Warxe: Yeah! Isn't it great?! I can teleport now!
Back on Earth...
MIC: Pass the hot sauce.
Mimo: Sure thing, buddy! *slips antacid in the hot sauce*
MIC: Mm-mmm! This'll burn away the lining of my esophagus!
Mimo: Mwuhuhuhahahahaha!!!
MIC: ... Evil laugh?
Mimo: Uh... Yeah... I thought of a great evil joke...
MIC: Can I hear it?
Mimo: ... No... I forgot it...
MIC: Already?!
Mimo: I have... Alzheimers?
Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 21, 2006, 10:34:33 AM
DarkFlood: C'mon, we have to look for a way out.
Archem: But but...!
DarkFlood: Stop searching for boobies!
Archem: Well, At least I have a rope tied to me so we can find our way out...
DarkFlood: Cheap plot device?
Archem: Indeed.
3 minutes earlier
Mimo: *snip*
MIC: What was that?
Mimo: *hiding scissors* Oh.. nothing.
Post by: WarxePB on July 21, 2006, 11:35:29 PM
Razor: Yum.
Archem: Ew, that's so gross!
Warxe: I was kidding. Hmm, how about... Oh! Anyone have a spare kidney?
MIC: I got one... *opens trenchcoat* But it'll cost ya.
Warxe: What?
MIC: If whatever you're making isn't good, I'll take a kidney in return... from YOU!
Warxe: Meh, sure. *grabs the kidney* Okay, this'll take about three hours, so *summons some asteriks*
***
Warxe: Convenient, eh? Anyways, it's done. *is holding a glass of beer*
Drace: What's done?
Warxe: *holds the glass up*
Grandy: So?
Warxe: Hey, do you know how hard it is to make beer out of a kidney?! >.< Anyways, this'll protect people from the aftereffects of the Quote Bug.
MIC: What after-effects? *implodes*
Warxe: Like that. Cheers, everyone.
Post by: Grandy on July 22, 2006, 12:05:40 AM
Drace: Omg japanese STFU *punch*
Post by: Archem on July 22, 2006, 12:57:55 AM
Warxe: Cool! I hear those are good luck! ... Or painful... I forget...
MIC: Wait, how did Archem get here? I thought he and DarkFlood got Google'd!
Mimo: And I cut the cheap plot device! I mean... Trimmed my ever-so-thin mustache...
Warxe: I'm disappointed with all of you! I can't believe you all forgot that I could teleport now! It was such an awesome new power!
Grandy: Well, you never said that you could teleport other people!
Warxe: I can't! I teleported there, grabbed my random plot-based character, and teleported back!
MIC: And you went through all that trouble to grab... Archem? Couldn't you have used someone who was already here? Like... Grandy?
Warxe: You make a good point... Let me just... Turn back time...
Warxe turns back time a little bit...
Warxe: Okay, so I'm gonna try to cook something right this time. *summons a cookbook* Hmm... who likes fried rats?
Razor: Yum.
Grandy: Ew, that's so gross!
Warxe: I was kidding. Hmm, how about... Oh! Anyone have a spare kidney?
MIC: I got one... *opens trenchcoat* But it'll cost ya.
Warxe: What?
MIC: If whatever you're making isn't good, I'll take a kidney in return... from YOU!
Warxe: Meh, sure. *grabs the kidney* Okay, this'll take about three hours, so *summons some asteriks*
***
Warxe: Convenient, eh? Anyways, it's done. *is holding a glass of beer*
Drace: What's done?
Warxe: *holds the glass up*
Grandy: So?
Warxe: Hey, do you know how hard it is to make beer out of a kidney?! >.< Anyways, this'll protect people from the aftereffects of the Quote Bug.
MIC: What after-effects? *implodes*
Warxe: Like that. Cheers, everyone.
In the Googleverse...
Archem: Son of a botchkins. This pic has absolutely nothing to do with boobies!
DarkFlood: So... Any... Err... Elderly pictures?
Archem: 0_o
DarkFlood: >.> j/k? <.<
Back in Austria... lia... The pub.
Grandy: Kanpai!
Drace: Omg japanese STFU *punch*
Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 22, 2006, 01:07:18 AM
Archem: Whoa.. 2 DarkFloods?
DarkFlood: That man is an impostor!
DarkFlood: No, I'm not the impostor! You are!
DarkFlood: That is NOT true! I am not an impostor!
DarkFlood: Wait.. This is all Archem's fault!
DarkFlood: What?
DarkFlood: Yeah! If he didn't go searching for boobies, we wouldn't encounter a Trojan virus, ie you!
DarkFlood: I'm not a Trojan! ... Hehe Trojan.
DarkFlood: Are too!
DarkFlood: Am not!
*DarkFlood proceeds to get into a fight with ..DarkFlood?*
Archem: Wait! We need to name you differently!
DarkFloods: Why?
Archem: So I don't get confused.. You will be DarkFlood1, and you'll be DarkFloodA.
DarkFlood1: You can't name me! I can name myself!
DarkFloodA: That'll go against your programming! Ya Trojan!
DarkFlood1: Am not!
DarkFloodA: Are too!
*DarkFlood1 gets into a fight with DarkFloodA*
Archem: >_<
*DarkFlood comes running to the scene*
Archem: Another Trojan?!?
DarkFlood: No! I'M the origional!
DarkFlood1 and A: No you aren't I am!
Archem: Your name will be... DarkFlood/
*DarkFlood/ joins the fight with DarkFloodA and DarkFlood1*
Post by: Grandy on July 22, 2006, 01:16:08 AM
Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 22, 2006, 01:38:32 AM
Grandy: Poked the Google sign.
Archem: We've got to work fast... the DarkFloods are multiplying every minute.. We need to find the real one and escape!
DarkFloodsA-ZZZ: Letters!
DarkFloods1-999: Numbers!
DarkFloods~,/| and @: Symbols!
*Massive war begins that threatens to pull the net into real life*
Archem: Oh god! We're too late!
Post by: WarxePB on July 22, 2006, 01:58:13 AM
Warxe: This is bad. This is VERY bad.
Razor: It's worse than Warxe's cooking!
Warxe: >_<
Grandy: How about we blow the world up?
Warxe: Eh, we'll save it as a backup plan. How about...
Bill Gates: *cough*
Warxe: Oh, it's you Billy. I'm calling in my favor now.
Billy: *sigh* What do you need?
Warxe: Initiate Order 66.
All: *gasp*
Billy: But that'll-
Warxe: I know the risks! But we don't have any other choice!
Billy: ...well, all right. *presses a button*
MIC: What is Order 66 anyways?
Warxe: You'll see. Cover your ears.
Billy: Okay, let's do this...
"ATTENTION, LOYAL USERS OF MICROSOFT PRODUCTS. THIS IS ORDER 66. YOU ARE NOW ZOMBIE SOLDIERS UNDER MY CONTROL. IT IS UP TO YOU TO REPEL THE INVADING WEB CREATURES. GOOD LUCK."
Drace: ....brrraaaainsss...
Warxe: Damn, he didn't cover his ears. Well, at least now we have a zombie horde on our side.
Razor: Which raises the question, why did he ever make that anyways?
Billy: Actually, for something like this. With the increased interest in virtual reality, it was only a matter of time before fantasy and reality merged.
Archem: *comes running in* There's a legion of Symbol Darkfloods coming in from the east!
Billy: I see. Deploy the XPth Battalion to confront them!
Random guy: Yes sir! *runs off*
Warxe: Alright guys... prepare for war. *grabs two sharpened sticks and teleports off*
Post by: Grandy on July 22, 2006, 02:10:21 AM
((Now, this is RP-ish enough to keep us busy for some time))
Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 22, 2006, 02:14:05 AM
Xpth battalion: Blargh! Microsoft ruuules....
*great battle rages*
Archem: With Warxe gone somewhere... what do we do?
Drace: Braaaainshh.....
Mimo: Why are you asking him? Hes a zombie!
Archem: He is?
Mimo: *turns around* Up on the hill! Letter DarkFloods!
Archem: Ruuuun!
Letter DarkFloods: Kill! Kill all of them!
Mimo: Just where is Warxe?
on the moon
Warxe: Soon my "laser" will be finished.. Then I can destroy all of the DarkFloods with a single "laser beam".
Grandy: Do you think it'll work?
Warxe: Of course it will *puts pinky to lip* DUN-NUN-NUN!
Post by: Tomi on July 22, 2006, 02:48:23 AM
Tomi: w00t.
*in hell*
Satan: Well, shit...
Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 22, 2006, 02:55:37 AM
Archem: Wow.. So now we're in post-apocalyptic, lasered Australia.
Mimo: Well, I think Archem learned a valuable lesson from this.
DarkFlood: What would that be?
Mimo: How the **** should I know? Do I look like Archem?
DarkFlood: Sorta yeah.
Archem: I learned a lesson?
Mimo/DarkFlood: Hahahaha! That's our Archem!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 22, 2006, 02:58:18 AM
Tomi: Thank God. If he went up to seven posts by himself on one page, I would've killed myself.
Post by: Archem on July 22, 2006, 03:37:49 AM
Mimo: Oh no you don't! Back away from the browser! Back!
Archem: *sniff* Fine... I guess I'll have to use... Yahoo...
Mimo: With IE, no less!
MIC: *gasp!* A punishment worse than death!
Archem: But, I thought I was gonna reward myself!
Mimo: Well, I really don't care if you do or not, but no Googling boobies!
Archem: That's cool... Time to Google "nipples"!
Mimo: No! Bad Archem!
Archem: "Porn"?
Mimo: ... Mmm... Ok, that'll work...
Archem: Yay! *ack!*
Archem chokes to death on his taco.
Mimo: Wow... How "unexpected"... *hides bottle of choking pills*
Post by: Tomi on July 22, 2006, 04:31:10 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
MIC: *Kills all Darkfloods*
Tomi: Thank God. If he went up to seven posts by himself on one page, I would've killed myself.
Tomi: True dat.
Post by: Drace on July 22, 2006, 07:31:09 AM
Grandy: Yeah yeah yeah, I'm ready, let's do this.
That Man: Not so fast... see, I got another plottwist by the hand.
Drace: WHAT?!
That Man: See, That Man is actually... *rips away his disguise* WARXE!!!
Drace & Grandy & Almeidaboo: WHHAAAAT?!
Grandy: We cannot beat Warxe!
Almeidaboo: Dad! We must try! For mom!
Grandy: I know but still, Warxe is so powerfull!
Drace: Remember, you are Draceshin Warrios now! Get ready to fight!!!
Odin: Zantuke! *misses to decapitate Grandy* Another plot twist coming guys. For I am... Moosetroop!!!
Drace: Is this even making sense?
Grandy: Doesn't matter! Fight till the dead!
*insert Power Ranger figthing scene*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 23, 2006, 09:27:56 AM
*NAAAAAA NANANANANANANAAAAAAAA*
MT11: Yeah!
That man: Aieee!!!! *Grows giant*
*Zord battle ensues with lots of explosions*
Post by: Tomi on July 23, 2006, 01:52:03 PM
Use your Megazord!
Tomi: lol
Drace: WTF is Bush doing here... *farts in his face*
MY GOD DRACE!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?
Drace: The Megazord.
Bush: ****.... *leaves*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 23, 2006, 11:57:31 PM
Tomi: Where at Zorn!?!?
Zorn: Where Drace is.
Razor: Ok, I know the way.
MIC: Zorn, what's happening?
Zorn: It's That Man again.
MIC: That Man!? My sworn enemy....
Zorn: Yes, That Man has returned.. and this time, he was unvailed himself.
Tomi: Tell us Zorn, whom has That Man unvailed himself as?
Zorn: That Man is none other then... Warxe Toru-something.
MIC: My sworn enemy is actually Warxe!?!?
Zorn: Yes. He's been using all of you for quite some time.. especially you Razor.
Razor: How so?
Zorn: He's been using your pub as his base of operations.
Razor: Oh. I thought you were gonna say he was using me because last night we both got na-
Tomi: What has he been using the pub for?
Zorn: He's been using the oven, mircowave, and stove to cook up his diabloical schemes!
MIC: No way.
Zorn: Yes, it's true.
Tomi: So all that **** he's been cooking... all this time...
Zorn: Yes Tomi. He was feeding you schemes.
MIC: That Bastard!
Archem: That Man*
MIC: Oh, thankyou.
Zorn: Now hurry my CharasRangers. Go, and defeat Warxe.
*outside*
MIC: Let's call the LeetZords!
Archem: *Plays Zoogaalo* Rise LeetZords!
Razor: Now, let's jump inside them!
Everyone: Hiya! *jumps inside LeetZords, lands in seat of Zord they controll*
Tomi: *Chest of Zord* Everyone read!?
Razor: *Head of Zord* Ready!
MIC: Hey guys... I've always wondered... why am I in the penis of the LeetZord?
Random Voice: Because you're a dick.
MIC: *Privates of Zord* Ok... Ready!
Razor: LeetZord... Forward!
And so, the LeetZord goes to meet up with Drace in his Location.
Post by: Emerates on July 24, 2006, 12:13:19 AM
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Emerates: Oh.... that's why.....
Post by: Tomi on July 24, 2006, 12:52:44 AM
MIC: Shut up...
Emerates: Haha, he told you to shut up.
MIC: No, I was actually talking to you.
Post by: Emerates on July 24, 2006, 01:15:00 AM
MIC: Er..... what?
Emerates: *Ejects*
Tomi: lol
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 24, 2006, 01:19:29 AM
Razor: We're here! Meiscool, fire!
MIC: Yes sir! *fires*
Warxe: *Gets hit* Ewwwww
Tomi: lol
Post by: WarxePB on July 24, 2006, 02:22:30 AM
Zero: :o Already?
Odin: Yeah, come on. Let's at least play with them for a bit!
Warxe: Fine. Deploy... 194.
*a giant Warxe robot falls from the sky*
Warxe: Bwahahahaha!
Warxebot: BWAHAHAHAHA!
Warxe: Warxebot, attack them with Missiles Lol!
Warxebot: WARXEBOT, ATTACK THEM WITH MISSILES LOL!
Warxe: I thought I told you to fix that!?
Zero: Sorry.
Warxebot: *shoots missiles*
Drace: Watch out!
Zord: *hit by the missiles* Ha ha ha... ROFLROFLROFL!
Warxe: Ha ha! My missiles cause people, objects, even giant robots, to laugh uncontrollably! Give up now, and allow me access to the Pubcore!
Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 24, 2006, 02:57:49 AM
MIC: How much would we need?
Tomi: Lots.
Razor: I know where to find the firepower!
Tomi: Where?
Razor: The bowels of hell!
MIC: You don't mean..?
Razor: Precisely. If we want to defeat Warxe, we're going to have to ressurect the army of DarkFloods.
Tomi: No.. You wouldn't!
Razor: I would.. Now who to sacrifice..?
Tomi/Meiscool/Razor: Not it!
Razor: Ah screw it! We'll send Emerates. Hes useless anyways.
Post by: Drace on July 24, 2006, 06:51:06 AM
Grandy: Nooooo! *runs to Drace* Sensei... are you alright?
Drace: The pain... it hurts... but that's self-explainatory right? Anyhoe, go Grandy. Safe your sexy wife. To get to your sexy wife, you have to go through the valley of shadow of hobos, enter the Warxe HQ-building, fight your way through it endless masses of Warxebots and survive the Pit of Damnation.
Grandy: But I can just go through the backdoor to safe her.
Drace: I know, but we've have to stretch this RP by 50 posts of mindless violence.
Grandy: Oh, ok.
Drace: Go Grandy! Take Almeidaboo, Tomi and Razor with you! Meiscool, Archem and the others will keep on fighting Warxe! GO! SAFE YOUR WIFE!!!
Grandy: *Runs off with Al, Tomi and Razor* I will Drace! For you!
Drace: *grabs checklist* Main cast member dramatic dead scene, check. Ok guys! Let's beat this mother fuckers! Let's beat That Man!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 24, 2006, 06:58:53 AM
Warxe: Hey- Arghwhatareyoudoinginmybaseofoperations????
MT11: I took the back door. Whatchya doing?
Warxe: Actually I'm defeating the Charazites so that I can access the pub core and achieve immortality! Or whatever it is that I want.
MT11: Cool. What does that red button do? *Pushes*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 24, 2006, 01:13:53 PM
Archem: Yes... we could.
MIC: So, I'm gonna give you this bomb... and I want you to run at Warxe and set it off when you get close to him.
Archem: A bomb? Where'd you get that?
MIC: Warxe made it for me awhile ago.... come to think of it, I wonder if he still has the detonator?
*meanwhile*
MT11: Cool. What does that red button do? *Pushes*
Post by: Emerates on July 24, 2006, 01:49:59 PM
Warxebot: Ow. *Explodes*
Warxe: Um.... What the hell just happened?
Post by: WarxePB on July 24, 2006, 01:55:51 PM
MT11: *eats red button*
Warxe: Oh, and immortality? I already have that. I've died about a billion times in the pub. I need the Pub Core to power my ultimate creation... *points at a small ball*
MT11: Ooh, scary.
Warxe: Indeed! When activated, it will cause the entire universe to implode!
Drace: You're mad!!
Warxe: Or am I? *laughs manically* Oh, yeah, I am. Oh well, once this universe is destroyed, I'll move on to others. Until the entirety of Creation is no more! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHA!!!! Deploy Squadron 252!
*robot versions of various pub members drop from the sky*
RoboRazor: No beer
RoboTomi: Lol I'm witty
RoboMT11: *eats things*
Warxe: Okay, my... invincible... clone army... DAMNIT! Where's all the organic troops?!
Post by: Tomi on July 24, 2006, 02:25:57 PM
Grandy: Ok guys, we have to get to the top of this building to save my sexy wife.
Tomi: Quite.
Razor: *drunk* Does she have beer?
Almeidaboo: *slaps* Shut up. Now, how are we going to get in?
Grandy: I say we sneak up those stairs to the left here and enter the building unnoticed.
Razor: I say we just barge in the front doors and fight our way up!
Almeidaboo: Razor, that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard...
Tomi: And plus, I know there is an Elixer on like the 15th floor of the side stairs.
Grandy: Wait, this all sounds awefully familiar....
Tomi: *smacks forehead* This is Shinra HQ, not Warxe HQ...
Razor: Oh well, Drace just wanted 50 posts of mindless violence. *hik* This should work just as well as any Warxe HQ.
Grandy: Ok then, Razor, you charge in first, and start fighting, and once you get a couple floors up, we will come in after you and "fight." >.>
Razor: Ok. *goes in*
Tomi: lol
Grandy, Tomi, and Almeidaboo: *run to Warxe HQ, lawling along the way*
Post by: Osmose on July 24, 2006, 04:04:14 PM
Post by: WarxePB on July 24, 2006, 04:25:40 PM
Tomi: *dodges*
Almeidaboo: What in the hell?
Cloud: Haven't you seen that? Anyways, I'm the guardian on floor 1.
Grandy: And since when were there guardians on every floor?
Cloud: Because of me, actually. They captured us while we were sneaking up, and now they force us to work for them as guardians. *draws buster sword* So yeah, sorry, but I can't let you pass.
Razor: I think not! *attacks Cloud for 236 damage*
Cloud: *attacks Razor for 521 damage*
Tomi: *dodges*
Almeidaboo: Special attack! Paper bag head! *throws a paper bag at Cloud, doing 20 billion damage*
Cloud: NOOOOOOooooooooooooo *dies*
Squall: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not my gay love partner!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 24, 2006, 04:36:19 PM
Squall: I mean, erm, I'm gonna just be a memory! Blah blah, You all suck, I'm angsty! *Slits wrists*
Warxe: That's the Squall we know and love!
Post by: DarkFlood2 on July 24, 2006, 10:48:53 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 25, 2006, 02:49:12 AM
RoboArchem: I'm right here, DickFace.
RoboDrace: Ah, a peeumon. Let's kill the peeumon.
RoboArchem: Come Emerates, let's kill the huemon'.
RoboEmerates: *cuts self* Oil... such a pretty color.
RoboDrace: Forget him. Kill the peeumon.
RoboArchem: Where did the huemon' go?
MIC: Ah ha! Warxe, I've come for you!
Warxe: How did you get in here?
MT11: I let him in.
Warxe: What? Why did you do that?
MT11: I heartily agree with whatever Meiscool said.
Warxe: Damn.... Well MIC, you'll never be able to beat me. Not even the power of the Draceshin can beat me.
MIC: Even if I am... the original Draceshin Warrior?
Warxe: But you're not.
MIC: You're right. It's time I unvailed my true form. *Finds a blackboard and Draws: "M I C", on it.*
Warxe: !?!?
MIC: That's right! *exchanges the C and the I* Are you getting scared?
Warxe: No... That's not possible!
MIC: Oh... it's possible alright, and it's true. *Turns the I 90 degrees to make it look like a H*
MT11: MCH?
Warxe: M.C. Hammer!?!?
MCH: Now, we fight!
*Warxe punches, Misses*
MCH: Haha, can't touch this.
Post by: Drace on July 25, 2006, 05:40:31 AM
Squall: They did it honey! They did it!
Tidus: You you you... Blitzball heads!
Seymour: *walks in with Yuna and Rikku on chains after him* Oh I love this place.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 27, 2006, 05:58:26 PM
Drace: Ik wist!
Post by: Tomi on July 27, 2006, 06:05:20 PM
Drace: Oh Mann, das war so geil, weil Meiscool ein Arschloch ist.
Meiscool: Was sagst du, man? Fick dich, du bist ein Schweinhund.
Tomi: Scheisse! Warxe kommt jetzt!
*take battle positions*
Post by: Drace on July 28, 2006, 08:18:53 AM
Tomi: Wass?
Drace: Nevermind *:(*
Post by: Emerates on July 29, 2006, 05:05:21 PM
Everyone: *Blank stares*
Emerates: *Vomits* I need to stop drinking..... *hic*
Tomi: lol..... well, uh.... *assumes battle position again*
MCH: what a n00b...
Drace: Attack Draceshin warriors!
*large pointless battle ensues*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 29, 2006, 05:26:25 PM
Drace: It was your obsession with destroying everything, starting with those lame-*** Jews.
Jews: Hey!
Warxe: Damn. Well, I guess there's nothing left to do but...... run away! *with right hand in air, and left hand at his side, he marches away.*
Post by: Tomi on August 02, 2006, 09:15:34 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 02, 2006, 09:22:10 PM
Abraham: *conjested voice* Wait! People, look what Meiscool is doing to us.
David: *high pitched voice* What?
Isaac: *nazely voice* He's turning Jews into sterotypes!
Max: *whiny voice* sterotyping Jews is terrible! [/ripoff]
Post by: Drace on August 03, 2006, 04:01:08 AM
Post by: Razor on August 03, 2006, 04:52:52 AM
World: Gasp!
Sober Mel Gibson: I didn't mean it, really. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 04, 2006, 03:48:53 PM
Jews: Ye-
Isaac: *Runs in, out of breath, leans on the doorpost in the middle of the doorway* Everyone everyone! Come quick!
Ezeekial: What is it Isaac?
Isaac: I saw some guys fighting in the desert awhile ago, and one of them dropped a quarte-*Trampled by Jews running out the door*
Post by: Tomi on August 05, 2006, 03:50:16 PM
Jew: Yah,weh.
Post by: Archem on August 05, 2006, 04:37:48 PM
David: That's not kosher! How could you steal what was potentially my quarter?!
Jesus: King of the Jews, remember?
Isaac: Oh, that's not good for my wallet...
Back off in a corner somewhere...
Mimo: Oh, hey! I'm not dead! Pfah! Silly me!
Archem: ZOMBIE!!!
MIC: Stop! Shotty Time!
Drace: Can't touch this!
Archem: Sons of bitches! Hijacking my post like this! And weren't you guys off somewhere more antisematic?
MIC: yeah, but how could we miss an opportunity to kill Mimo?
Razor: And besides, Nazis aren't any fun unless you're killing them... Uh, I'll be right back...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 05, 2006, 07:20:49 PM
Archem: What did I do?
Isaac: Well Archem, you just ruined Jewish jokes for a whole month!
Archem: I did!?!?
Jacob: Yes, now Meiscool won't post anything insulting to Jews for a whole month.
Jews: Hurray!
Post by: WarxePB on August 05, 2006, 08:04:24 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 05, 2006, 08:38:48 PM
Warxe: Good, now put it in the cannon.
Geoffroi: It's in ze can-non zir!
Warxe: Good, now fire the Missile!
Geoffroi: Fire-ing ze Missile! *Fires*
Warxe: .... *shoots Geoffroi*
Post by: Razor on August 05, 2006, 09:43:07 PM
Generic French person: Deed you heer? Zey say zey are going to drop le bomb on us!
Generic French person 2: I zink zay haf alreedy dropped le bomb on us!
Generic French person: What are yoo talkeen abart?
Generic French person 2: Look eet us, we haf no naames!
Generic French person: Sacre blu!
Post by: Archem on August 05, 2006, 10:26:51 PM
Quote
Flashback
David: Thankyou Archem!
Archem: What did I do?
Isaac: Well Archem, you just ruined Jewish jokes for a whole month!
Archem: I did!?!?
Jacob: Yes, now Meiscool won't post anything insulting to Jews for a whole month.
Jews: Hurray!
Archem: That was so cool... Wait a minute... My real name is David! Holy Jesus isn't our savior! I'm a Jew!
MIC: You fuckin' Jew!
Razor: How coincidental that he discovers that he's somehow a Jew right after the One Month Decreeâ„¢, huh?
Archem: You bet your schmeckle it is!
French pig approaches.
FP: Sacre blu!
Archem the Jew: Oy! A non-kosher food product! I must flee with my money! *scrams*
Razor: ...Did he just single-handedly break the Decreeâ„¢ that he single-handedly started?
MIC: I don't really care anymore... /wrists
Post by: Drace on August 06, 2006, 08:05:21 AM
MIC: *looks at Drace sleeping on the couch, smiling like crazy* I bet
he's having sex in his dream.
Post by: Tomi on August 06, 2006, 12:38:49 PM
French: *white flag*
Tomi: lol
French: *now white flag with brown spots*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 07, 2006, 02:05:50 AM
Underlings: Ay ay!
Post by: WarxePB on August 09, 2006, 04:36:55 PM
Warxe: Me!
Warxe: Gah, I hate confusing timespace distortions. Be gone, figment of my imagination!
Warxe: NOOOooooo *pops out of existance*
Warxe: Okay, good. Now, for Phase 6. *summons a giant avatar of himself*
Warxe: GRRROOOOOOO
Warxe: Warxe, go and destroy Drace! He's planning something, and I won't let him go through with it!
Warxe: GRRROOOOOOO *walks off*
Warxe: *summons a giant knife and shatters the fourth wall* Confusing, eh?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 13, 2006, 09:51:57 PM
MIC: No you don't.
Ninja: Huh? Where'd you go?
MIC: Right here.
Ninja: Oh, he he, now I see you.
MIC: No you don't, but I see you.
Ninja: How? I'm hidden in the shadows!
MIC: You glow in the dark.
GiTDNinja: Oh, ****.
Post by: Tomi on August 13, 2006, 11:02:55 PM
Everyone: NOBODY CARES!!!
(Legend of Link reference, google video the title :D)
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 13, 2006, 11:09:57 PM
Everyone: Lol
Post by: Tomi on August 13, 2006, 11:11:43 PM
Meiscool: What?
Tomi: It's a black thing. You wouldn't understand.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 15, 2006, 02:32:18 AM
Ninja: No noes!
Post by: Dragonium on August 15, 2006, 08:51:05 AM
Jek: ...
Dragonium: *Leaves promptly*
Post by: Tomi on August 15, 2006, 10:52:27 AM
Jek: Hey, a butt! :p
Lard Waffles: lol u lik my butt *smoks w33d* (J)
By the way, I wonder if Jek reads the pub.............oh well. All the better.
Post by: Emerates on August 15, 2006, 01:09:12 PM
Jek: ....
Emerates: o.0 Oh, hey, welcome back Dragonium. Heard all about ya from..... my sources... <.< *Quick glance at Tomi*
Post by: Dragonium on August 16, 2006, 08:55:38 AM
Tomi: Saying nothing!
Dragonium: *Ties Tomi to a chair and shines a light in his face* I have ways of making you--
Jek: Bondage! *Charges at Dragonium*
Dragonium: Ick. *Dives out of window*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 16, 2006, 09:57:08 AM
Post by: Dragonium on August 16, 2006, 10:26:37 AM
MT11: ...
Dragonium: ... *Looks at MT11*
MT11: ...
Dragonium: ... *Looks at MT11*
MT11: *Puts hands over eyes* Can't see me!
Dragonium: ... *Looks at MT11*
MT11: What sorcery is this?!
Post by: Emerates on August 16, 2006, 12:47:58 PM
Dragonium: So, just what are you saying?
Emerates: Oh ****! We left Tomi in there with Jek. ALONE.
MT11: *with hands over eyes* You can't see me.
Dragonium: o.0
Emerates: To the back door! *Points in general direction of back door to pub*
Post by: Dragonium on August 16, 2006, 01:16:20 PM
Emerates: Eww.
Dragonium: Pin him down in a macho, heterosexual way.
Emerates: Okay... Wait, what's that noise?
*Rhythmic thumping sound and gentle sobbing from behind door*
Emerates: ... Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
Dragonium: I'm not going in there.
Emerates: Me neither.
MT11: *With hands over eyes* You can't see me.
Dragonium: And can you see anything?
MT11: *With hands over eyes* No.
Dragonium: Eeeexcellent.
Post by: EXO Muffin on August 16, 2006, 05:44:14 PM
[Bartender opens the door.]
EXO:Hello, my fine sir! Here we are selling state of the art, one of a k--
[KA-SLAM!]
EXO: ...Argh. No one wants to buy these muffins.
EXO: *spots fence around back alley of pub* Aha! I'll just hop the fence!
[One climb later...]
EXO:*hops off fence* *falls on hobo* OMGITSLIEKAHOBO!
EXO: What's that noise? Sounds michaeljacksonesque. *walks around and finds where it's coming from*That must be it. *wal--*WAIT! I should be more careful. I'll throw a muffin at it.
[inv--_>search:muffin]
[No muffins found.]
EXO: Ulp. Looks like I'll have to check it out...myself.
[walkity walkity walkity]
EXO:*squints* Oh my...*vomits* *faints* *explodes*
Post by: Tomi on August 16, 2006, 07:35:46 PM
Dragonium: Tomi! Are you alright?
Tomi: Yeah, I'm just sitting here.
MT11: You can't see me...
UAE: Where's Jek then?
Tomi: Oh, he's over in the corner with his Naruto manga.
Dragonium: Then what was all that thumping and gentle sobbing?
Tomi: Jek, by himself, in the corner with his Naruto doll.
UAE: >_<
MT11: *Take hoofs off eyes* PEEK A BOO!!
Dragonium: Erm, then what have you been doing this whole time Tomi?
Tomi: Practicing my telekinesis.
*Somewhere far away*
Mid: What just touched me?
*back at the pub*
Drace: I need to learn how to do that...
*canned laughter*
EDIT:
Tomi: Oh, and by the way, muffins aren't funny.
Post by: Dragonium on August 16, 2006, 07:46:41 PM
Tomi: It does take a lot of practice, be careful...
Drace: Nothing to it. *Concentrates*
Tomi: Really Drace, just...
Drace: Aha!
Jek: *Sits up sharply*
Drace: Oh, please, no...
Jek: *Looks at Drace with huge grin*
MT11: *Puts hooves back over eyes* You can't see me.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 16, 2006, 09:20:23 PM
Post by: Emerates on August 16, 2006, 10:01:47 PM
MT11: *with hooves over eyes* I didn't see anything, guys... what'd I miss?
Tomi: You..... really don't wanna know...
Drag: Yeah... you really don't...
Emerates: Then it's settled. We must lock this in the back of our subconsciousness and never think of it again. Agreed?
Tomi: I guess. *touches Mid w/ telekinesis*
Drag: Sounds good to me.
MT11: But seriously guys, what happened?
UAE/Tomi/Drag: No.
UAE: Alright then. Now the only thing left to do is seal this room off with cement. Or a prison spell. Anyone know any?
Tomi: Uh, not really...
Drag: I haven't practiced in awhile...
MT!!: Why don't I just eat h-
UAE/Tomi/Drag: NO. o.0
Drag: I'm a bit rusty, but I could probably cast one...
UAE: Then, by all means... *Motions toward room* Please.
Tomi: Yeah. -_-'
MT11: What? What happened?
Drag: *sings Black Betty*
*Shimmery blue wall appears over doors/windows*
UAE: Excellent. *Closes door*
Tomi: Who wants a beer?
Drag: Sure.
MT!!: I guess.
UAE: Sounds good.
*UAE/MT!!/Tomi/Drag leave newly est. Room of No Return*
--------------
Mid: Seriously, WTF IS that?
Post by: Drace on August 17, 2006, 04:32:45 AM
Everyone: O_O'
Drace: Haha, they're probably thinking I'm raping you by now. Soooo... wanna have sex?
Mid: *smacks Drace* You idiot.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 17, 2006, 02:09:49 PM
Post by: Drace on August 17, 2006, 03:21:06 PM
(Wouldn't it be funnier if Mid actually read this?)
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 17, 2006, 07:19:57 PM
Post by: Emerates on August 17, 2006, 10:23:45 PM
MT!!: What?
E: But.... if you were.... and then you were......
MT!!: ....... Are you ever gonna say anything?
E: Dude, you're my hero. ().()
*Light shines on MT!!*
MT??: ?
E: :bend:
Tomi: That's weird.
MIC: Yeah.
-------------
Drace: So, Mid.... How was it?
Mid: .......
Drace: Mid....?
Mid: Oh, GOD, what have I done?!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 17, 2006, 10:24:42 PM
Razor: That's impossible.
Drace: No no, it's very plausible.
Razor: Give it a rest.
Drace: Look, right here! *places book in front of Razor's face* See? It proves it right there.
Razor: Drace, I've seen you read books. You always horridly misunderstand them.
Drace: Slander! I won't stand for these untrue insults!
Razor: You thought "Green Eggs And Ham" was an article on the Chernobyl Disater. It's a children's story!
Drace: It was written by a Docter, Richard!
Post by: Drace on August 18, 2006, 08:07:58 AM
Mid: Yes... and my happy pills are gone... *starts crying*
Drace: *comforts Mid* Come on, I'm not perfect but you could've gotten someone like Meiscool or Razor.
Mid: That's true. *sniff* I need something to do till the store opens so I can get new pills.
Drace: Just say whatever you want.
Mid: More sex with you.
Drace: *in his boxers* Already ahead of you.
Post by: Dragonium on August 18, 2006, 09:06:10 AM
Emerates: *Juggles with muffins*
Tomi: I told you, muffins aren't funny.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 18, 2006, 02:34:13 PM
Drace: Oh crap.
Mid: I can't think clearly!
Post by: WarxePB on August 18, 2006, 02:59:05 PM
Post by: Emerates on August 18, 2006, 03:07:27 PM
Tomi: WTF? You were actually doing pretty good, for once....
Emerates: Hmm..... I remember saying something to Moosetroop, and then I bumped into EXO muffin when I went to get a drink....
Dragonium: He's drunk....
Emerates: That bastard spiked my drink! *Glares at EXO*
EXO: *worried grin*
Emerates: You're dead, foo! *Dive tackles EXO Muffin*
Various Pub Members: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Meiscool: I can't taste my beer!
Tomi: N00b fight! *starts throwing n00bs at random members*
Razor: WTF was that for?!
*battle between UAE and EXO Muffin continues on Pub floor*
Post by: karlc on August 18, 2006, 04:02:26 PM
Post by: Bluhman on August 18, 2006, 05:56:55 PM
Bluhman: What. Was. THE MEANING OF THAT!?!?!?!?
Karlc: Uhhhh.... Duhhh.... Spam?
Bluhman: ...
Post by: Dragonium on August 18, 2006, 06:29:04 PM
UAE: Drag... We stopped fighting two hours ago.
EXO: Yeah, we like, totally reached a mutual agreement and accepted each other's terms. Or something.
Dragonium: Uhh... Great. What else happened while I was chanting?
UAE: Nothing much. Oh, and that guy came in.
Person Made From Rowntrees' Fruit Pastilles: Hello there! *Waves*
Dragonium: Hmm.
Mid: *Walks past*
Dragonium: Uhh, Mid? How can you be here, and in there with Drace?
Mid: I'm multi-tasking.
EXO: Drag does that.
Dragonium: No, I half-task. Frequently. Now I am going to go and get a drink. *Walks off*
EXO: ...
Dragonium: *Returns holding an empty glass*
EXO: Drag, that glass...
Dragonium: Half-tasking.
Post by: EXO Muffin on August 18, 2006, 07:27:34 PM
Guy: Don't you be takin' mah beer! *beer grab!*
Delivery Guy: That's not beer; that's--
Guy: What? *twitch*
DG: Huh...? But, but...wasn't that gasoline?
DG: Must've gotten the wrong type of ethanol!
[bum bum BUMMMM!]
[Back at ze olde puybe...]
EXO: Hey! I thought I exploded! Aw, man. Oh, well. I guess I'll just LIGHTEVERYONEONFIREOMGHAHAHA!!!
EXO: Ninja Voltron Jesus mode...ENGAGE!
[dooo dodo do do dooo da dunnabumklaboodaloo...]
EXO: The power of the Pink Lion!
[Pink Lion transforms into humanoid leg]
[Pink Lion fuses with EXO's right leg]
EXO: The power of the Yellow Lion!
[Yellow Lion transforms into humanoid leg]
[Yellow Lion fuses with EXO's left leg]
EXO: Hyaaawhanchya! *goes into Swan position* Hayeeeeee...SKRAH! *pulls out sword and slashes forward*
[Katana flames and glows while EXO's hair turns blonde and spikey]
EXO: Palm of the Christ!
[Orchestral music plays]
EXO: *chants and crucifix fastens unto hand* Hommmmm...*Halo glows on head*
EXO: Ninja Voltron Jesus mode initiated!
Meiscool: ...n00b.
EXO: Holy cybertronic laser slash! *holy-cybertronic-laser-slashes Emerates*
[OMG LIEK DAMAGE=a=a^2^a!]
EXO: Ha! Ha! Ha ha haha ha! Hahaha ha haha ha! Hah...haha!
Emerates: Why's he laughing?
EXO: o.<
EXO: ^.<
EXO: >.0
EXO: Y-yee-yom-yabber you're not dead?!
Emerates: No. This is a dream, idiot.
[EXO wakes up]
EXO: Argh!
Jek: *zips pants up* *smiles*
EXO: Holy--
[wakes up]
EXO: Stupid chain dreams!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 18, 2006, 08:04:19 PM
Post by: Emerates on August 19, 2006, 01:19:47 AM
MT11: I see.
Emerates: And I got into a fight with EXO Muffin, SIR.
MT11: Mmhmm.....
Emerates: And I found the sword of +10 n00bslaying, SIR.
MT!!: You did what?
Emerates: And I found the sword of +10 n00bslaying, SIR.
MT11: *covers eyes* you can't see me.
Emerates: Yes, SIR. Now, I must depart on the quest given to me by Archem in my welcome thread.
MT11: Okay, but you still can't see me.
Emerates: *elegant bow* Now, I must depart... *Leaves with Sword of +10 n00bslaying*
Tomi: I wonder if he knows it's just a broken bottle....
MIC: If it gets rid of Jynce, who cares?
Drace: Mid? Where'd Mid go?
EXO: I think she said something about multitasking.
Drace: Oh, may God have mercy on our souls... *dons cross necklace*
Post by: WarxePB on August 19, 2006, 01:50:40 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 19, 2006, 01:57:59 AM
Mid: Drace... I have something to tell you.
Drace: I know, I know, your happy pills still haven't come in the mail yet. Let's ****.
Mid: No, Drace, this is important....
Drace: What could be more important then sex?
MIC: He's right.
Drace: What's he doing her with you?
Mid: Drace, I'm pregnant.
Drace: What!?
Mid: And MIC is here becaus-
Drace: You whore!
Mid: -e he wanted to see the look on your face.
MIC: Priceless *takes picture*.
Drace: Wait... I'm gonna be a father?
Mid: Oh heaven's no. It's not yours.
Drace: That was close.... wait, what!?
Mid: Oh heaven's no. It's not yours.
Drace: What do you mean it's not mine?
MIC: As in, you anit the baby's daddy.
Drace: I know that... You whore! MIC is the father, isn't he!?
Mid: LOL
MIC: Hahahaha
Drace: What's so funny?
MIC: The thought of me inpregnanting Mid.
Mid: hehehe, lol! MIC can't be the father. He has no penis.
MIC: It's true, I have no penis.
Drace: Wow... dude... I'm sorry.
MIC: Oh, I don't feel bad. You're the one that should be feeling inept.
Drace: What do you mean?
Mid: Drace, MIC is a better lay then you.
Drace: This is to much truth for me to hear at one time! Wait... if I'm not the father... and Meisdickless isn't the father... then who is?
Mid: Oh, that's easy.
Drace: WHO!?!?
Mid: Indiana Jones is the father you silly silly.
Post by: Archem on August 19, 2006, 03:30:42 AM
MIC: Where the fuck have you been this whole time?!
Archem: Sipping beer out of the toilet... You're better off not asking.
MIC: You'd think so, but no. What the hell were you doing drinking beer out of the toilet?
Archem: Well, fuckin' Mimo threatened to release some incriminating photos to the public unless he got some other somewhat less incriminating photos. Anywho, I had the weirdest hallucination! I was getting it on with Mid in Drace's bathroom! Several times! And in a sexy third-person view! How come nobody ever told me that I look just like Drace, but sexier?
Tomi: Hmm... How come we haven't seen Mimo in a while?
Archem: He went to Death Valley a few pages ago. Duh.
MIC: Sooo... Incriminating photos, huh? Well, let's assume I had some of these photos... Which I may or may not... What are you willing to do to keep them unreleased?
Archem: ...Molest your ass?
MIC: Dude, you are fucking sick...
Post by: Drace on August 19, 2006, 06:03:41 AM
Drace: *holds his cross*
Warxe: The flames! Argh!
Indiana Jones: I'll save you! *flies into the window with a rope and lands next to Mid.
Mid: Wanna have sex?
Indiana Jones: The pub's on fire... I nee... Yes.
*current time*
Drace: Hmmm... Ah well.
MIDickless: So what are you gonna do?
Drace: Well get me a new Mid clone of course.
MIDickless: O_O
Post by: Dragonium on August 19, 2006, 10:08:18 AM
EXO: Why do you just happen to have a cloning machine?
Dragonium: This year's must-have accessory. Now I'm going to create a clone for Drace.
Warxe: Guys, the pub...
Dragonium: Shh! Right... "Input Clone Target". That's... "M-I-D. Mid". And... Go!
Machine: *Whirrs*
Clone: *Steps out of cloning machine*
Drace: Drag... That ain't Mid.
Dragonium: It must be. I put in the name. Mid.
Drace: And, perchance, did you type it in Capital Letters?
Dragonium: Yeah.
MIDickless Clone: Howdy!
Drace: Drag...
Dragonium: Must you find fault with everything I do?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 19, 2006, 10:15:38 AM
MID: No! Only I can have her!
Drace: Yeah, and me!
Jones: And me!
Mid: I wish I'd listened to my mother and never come to charas >.>
MIDc: FoOlS. fIrSt I wIlL aQuIrE a PeNiS. tHeN mY sPaWn WiLl DeVoUr YoU aLl!!!
Narrator clone: Could this get any more dramatic? What will happen next in the charas pub???
Mid: My water's breaking rediculously early!!!
Drace: So is mine!!!
Post by: Emerates on August 19, 2006, 12:17:10 PM
MID: We don't really need you to.....
Drace: Yeah, sex can do that.
Emerates: *Sprays out fires* Yep.
Tomi: What's in the bag?
UAE: Oh, just..... Jynce's head.... <.<
MID: You killed Jynce?
UAE: Um, yeah. That was the first quest I was given.
Drace: So, you killed Jynce...
Tomi: With the sword of +10 n00bslaying...
MT11: You can't see me
UAE: Yes. Hey, Indiana Jones!
Jones: Hey kid.
UAE: Guys, this guy is my uncle!
Everyone: What?
UAE: Yeah, my real name is *cough*c Jones!
Tomi: It all makes sense now....
E Jones: Yeah, I got an e'mail while hunting down Jynce that he was havin' a kid with Mid, and that they were gonna get a really bad picture of Drace, so I figured I'd come pay a visit to my uncle.
MID: But, that means...
E Jones: Yes. MT11 and you are in no way related.
Tomi: Yeah. We already knew that.
E Jones: Whoa! MIC has become so full of himself that his ego had to be split into two bodies! One of which is naked and has no penis.... o.0
Archem: *whispering* Neither does the other one....
MID: Actually, that guy's a clone. But is that how you really feel?
E Jones: <.< No..... >.>
Post by: Dragonium on August 19, 2006, 07:03:37 PM
Dragonium: Umm... How?
MIDc: I intend to think of that very rapidly. Anyways, die! *Throws a muffin*
EXO: That's my trick! *Dives on MIDc and wrestles him to the floor*
Tomi: Dude, he's naked.
EXO: Argh! *Dives off MIDc*
Dragonium: There's only one thing to do! *Summons an army of chavs*
Chavs: Arr! 'It 'im, like! 'E's complete dickless, innit? *Other chavness*
MIDc: *Kicked like heck*
MT11: Wow, they do have a use! :o
Post by: EXO Muffin on August 19, 2006, 11:43:39 PM
EXO says,"...ha. Ha. Um...that was just in my dream, wasn't it? Aw..."
EXO replies to Dragonium,"But I shall battle your chavs with my army of emos! KLAHASPAKLAGUAHHAGA!"
EXO commands,"Go! Go; my emo army! Bleed on them or something."
[The scene where the emos fire blood at the chavs and then eat them, somehow, has been cut out for the discretion of minors.]
"Hehehehe. Now, emos, go and eat the pub because I don't like pubs! I only like tavernsss!" said EXO.
[OMGEMOSEATINGAPUBLOL?!!111!one!]
Meiscool screams,"Noooooooo.....my beeeeer!"
Drace swears,"You'll pay for this!"
EXO sputters,"Oh, my dear Drace, but I will! I have secretly altered the multipolymogrifier into a chronoporter! I shall now travel to the back to in time for futuring presents!"
EXO gets in the time machine with the emo army and travels back...to the year of 1497!
EXO laughs,"Ahah huhyuck krahizzle floppity floop!"
Indiana Jones argues,"We'll catch you in the back time so when altering the past for a travelbacking a time for futuring a presents, with my super-secret, Aztec, ancient, lemon-scented, Time Monkey idol!"
Archem utters,"Shweeeeeet."
Indi exclaims,"Everyone huddle with the monkey!"
"Ewwww...." Tomi spat.
Narrator: What will happen in 1497? What things will the gang encounter? Will EXO stop making the lame muffin jokes? Who knows?! Tune in next time on...
TEH K4ras$ pUb!
Post by: Archem on August 20, 2006, 12:11:42 AM
MIDc: Oh my God! He killed Exey!
MID: You hero!
Archem: Ahh! Lead poisoning!!!
Warxe: Wait, that can't be right... How could it have gotten into your system?
Archem: Huffed it. All the cool kids are doing it.
Mid: Oh God, please smite me now, for I am swamped with idiotic filth.
Your biggest fan,
- Mid
Archem dies, Mimo waltzes in.
Mimo: Ah, I love the waltz! 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3!
Drace shoots Mimo in the face with Boomstick.
Boomstick(BS): BOOM, NIGGA!!!
MT11: Well, at least the greatest evils of the world are over. Let their randomness never return!
Drace: Eat fish, talking moose!
BS: FISH, NIGGA!!!
Post by: Emerates on August 20, 2006, 12:21:39 AM
Indiana: Well, we're here everbody.... *busts out whip*
Mid: The whip and time travel are the only reasons I'm having his child instead of yours, Drace....
Drace: Really?
Mid: Yep.
Drace: I love you Mid!!!!1!! *hugs*
----
MID: *Slaps Drace* Wake up!
Tomi: Okay. We're in 1497, but where are we?
Dragonium: Istanbul.
Archem: How do you know?
Dragonium: Hey, I've been gone a long time.
Emerates: That fool EXO Muffin has been his idiot self. For the LAST TIME.
Tomi:........ lol.
EXO Muffin: Hey, you anti-emo fools! Have a muffin! *Throws muffins at assorted package of Charas members/Indiana Jones*
Meisdickless: Pfft.... like those could possibly hurt us...
EXO: They have used syringes in them!
Drace: *With woman's voice* OH NO!!! I'm gonna get AIDS again!!! And they won't be Mid's!!!!
Emerates: *pulls chains off gothic pants* B!tch! *bitchslaps muffins back at EXO*
EXO: *with accupuncture* Ow! WTF?!??!!!?!1/1/11?
Emerates: What you guys didn't know about me is that I AM the Emo Supremo.
EXO: ......... The What?
Emerates: The leader of all Emoes stationed across the world!!!!
Tomi: Whoa.... *coughlosercough*
MID: That's worse than not having a penis....
Drace: Or knowing that you're not the father of Mid's child....
MID: Enough with the Mid stuff, it's kinda creepy.
Archem: Yeah.
Emo Supremo: Now, EXO MUFFIN, prepare to be served swift, painful, Emo justice!!! *throws box of razors at EXO*
EXO: So wh- *Box opens in mid-air*
EXO: Oh sh- *sluuuuuiiiiiiiice!*
Tomi: Cool. One less n00b.
MID: Whatever.
Drace: Almost Draceshin worthy. Except it was EMO.
Emo Supremo: Now..... how do we get back to two months after the two months before EXO muffin ruined the Pub?
Emoes: We've still got the time machine...... T.T *cutselves*
Everyone: ........
MID: Look!! Sun!!
Emoes: What?!? Where?!? *Run*
Dragonium: Now there's enough room for all of us.
*everone climbs in*
*SHIGGIDASHIGGIDA TIMEWARP'D #2!!!!*
--------
(Back at Pub)
Razor: Hmmmm...... it's oddly non-n00bish in here....
*huge space-time hole*
*Various pubsters climb out of time machine*
Razor: Oh. That's why.
Meisdickless: I'll have a beer.
MT11: You can't see me.
Post by: EXO Muffin on August 20, 2006, 01:16:37 AM
EXO: (Thinking: Ehehehe. Since I first visited a few minutes before my death, I know I'll die...so I have implanted a muffin parasite in one of the pub members...most likely Mid. Or Drace. Or Tomi. Or--Okay, I forgot, but in the future the muffin will grow into a muffin tree! And then it'll eat them or something! KAHAHAHAHA!
[Back to the future...]
Meiscool: Uh...why do I feel like a muffin tree is growing inside of me?
Drace: Because you're neutered?
Meiscool:*smacks Drace with Mid's severed arm*
Drace: Ow! Wait, was that Mid's arm? I must sniff it! *sniff*
Mid: Aaaah! My arm has somehow been dismembered!
Meiscool: GAH! *muffin tree pops out of Meiscool, thus, killing him*
Emerates: Cool.
Muffin Tree: (sounds like several voices, speaking at once, with high speed and low tempo) I aM tHe MuFfIn TrEe. *eats Tomi*
Razor: Oh, my god! They killed Tomi!
[bum bum-bum BUMMMMM!]
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 20, 2006, 09:49:14 AM
Boomstick: BRICK, NIGGA
Post by: Tomi on August 20, 2006, 09:30:56 PM
Mid: Fi dolla suky suky?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 21, 2006, 12:39:49 AM
Post by: Archem on August 21, 2006, 01:41:04 AM
Mimo's Corpse: I second that motion!
MT11: Wait, aren't Mimo and Archem the same person? /whisper
MID: Yeah. Why? /whisper
MT11: Is he allowed to second his own motion? /whisper
MID: Well, normally I'd say no, but seeing as how he's right for once, I think it should slide. /whipser
Razor: I second that second!
MT11: Oh, right, I forgot Razor was here... I vote for the motion.
EXO: I vote nay on the motion!
BS: STFUN00B, NIGGA!!!
MID: Oh wow, stole the words right out of my mouth... I suppose I'll vote for this thingy.
MIDc: Me too!
MT11: Hey, didn't he... /whisper
BS: STFUMOOSE, NIGGA!
Grandy: I vote in favor of the winning team!
Archem's Corpse: Cool. Then it's settled, we kick out the n00bs and do something about this fire.
MT11: Hey, isn't it too late for that last part? /whisper
The pub burned down.
BS: PUB BURNED DOWN, NIGGA!!!
Razor: Shit.
Archem: Heh. I guess I'll just go back to being dead, then...
Mimo: Not me, I like being alive!
Mimo bursts into song.
Mimo: Ooooooh how I loooove to be alive todaaaaaay! Ooooooh how I loooove to-
Mimo gets plowed. By Drace.
Drace: Really? Sexy x5!
BS: NECROPHILIA, NIGGA!!!
Post by: WarxePB on August 21, 2006, 02:03:01 AM
BS: PARADOX, NIGGA!!!
Warxe: But by doing that, all of my powers will be gone. Hmm, is it worth it? Emerates!! Come here!
Emerates: What do you want?
Warxe: Silence, lackey! Since my Table deserted me, you're my new subordinate. *hands Emerates a giant feather hat* Now, should I go back and destroy the pub while it's being built?
Emerates: Uh, no?
Warxe: Fair enough. Now, since the pub is currently burnt down, we need to find somewhere else to go for now. *ponders*
Drace: Ooh, look at the big crazy blue guy with an eyepatch, thinks he's better because he can use big words.
Warxe: Well, of course. Hmm... You know what, I've never seen Razor's house.
Razor: Are you suggesting we build the new pub in my house?
Warxe: Actually, I just wanted to see it, but that's not a half-bad idea... Now, TO RAZOR'S HOUSE!
*Batman effects to Razor's house*
MIC: What was that?
Warxe: Peh, you're too new to have participated in the original Big Emerald.
Razor: Yay, my house.
Archem: But it's just a cave in a mountain.
Razor: A VERY COMFORTABLE ONE, thank you very much.
Warxe: It'll do. Now, excuse me while I get some furnishings for our new pub... TO THE HOME DEPOT! *disappears*
Post by: Tomi on August 21, 2006, 02:24:35 AM
Batman: How did that happen? Was it our pet, Razor?
Robin: It must have been! *adjusts tights*
*Batman Transition to room with all the pubbers in it*
Robin: Holy lollerskates, Batman! That's a lot of people!
Batman: Indeed, my trusty partner. Razor, did you show them how to get to the Batcave without blindfolding them all?
Razor: Uh, maybe.
Batman: *scold*
Robin: So what are we going to do about all these people, Batman?
Batman: Well, let's kill the worthless, annoying ones.
*POW* *BAM* *YOINK*
*EXOmuffin, Emerates, and all other n00bs = dead*
Announcer: And once again, the day is saved by Batman and Robin!
Tomi: Thank God. *pause* Uhh, why do I smell smoke?
Drace: *starting a fire, despite the fact the Batcave is made of stone*
Post by: EXO Muffin on August 21, 2006, 02:40:36 AM
Post by: Drace on August 21, 2006, 06:52:30 AM
Post by: Dragonium on August 21, 2006, 10:40:54 AM
Robin: Jumping Japanosauruseses! What do we do, Batman?
Batman: We beat them to hell and glue their shoes to the roof.
Robin: Flipping Flapjacks!
Dragonium: Will you stop that?
*POW* *SMACK* *KER-SMASH*
Tomi: *Upside-down, glued to roof of Batcave* Nice going.
Razor: *Also upside-down* Well this sucks.
Dragonium: *Upside-down too* Hmph.
Warxe: *Comes in carrying sofa* I'm back!
Robin: Dangling Dragonflies!
Dragonium: Stop it! Your alliteration is terrible!
Batman: Come Robin! We shall glue this one in a special place indeed!
Robin: Where, Batman?
Batman: Over the Bat-toilet.
*WHACK* *SMASH* *CRUNCH*
Batman: *Dead*
Robin: *Dead*
Warxe: And don't come back!
Post by: WarxePB on August 21, 2006, 11:34:21 AM
Dragonium: Do not ingest?
Warxe: Yeah, I had a real problem with people eating my lackeys before. Anyways, *puts the sofa down* we need a liqour cabinet. BACK TO THE HOME DEPOT! *disappears*
Razor: Uh, we're still stuck here...
Tomi: lol
Archem: Hey, you forgot about me! I feel so unloved...
Mimo: That's because you are!
Archem: No one loves you either.
Mimo: :(
Drace: Mid disappeared... :(
Razor: That guy who gave me food is dead... :(
BS: :(, NIGGA!!!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 21, 2006, 12:42:25 PM
Post by: EvilShadowX1 on August 21, 2006, 05:47:46 PM
EXS1: Ok, which n00b built my plane! They put the ejector trap door on the bottem >.> Oh why hello thar MT11
MT11: Oh hell no *Covers eyes with hooves* You can't see me!
EXS1: Yes I can :dry: now gimme the car
MT11: *Grabs batman's spare cloak and covers himself with it* YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
EXS1: Yes I can :dry: now gimme the car or prepare to be ||()()|3/-|||53|)
MT11: YOU-CAN-NOT-SEE-ME
*EXS1 opens batmobile and chucks MT11 out*
EXS1: Thank you for your cooperation!
*Starts driving the batmobile around*
EXS1: W000000000000000T!1!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 21, 2006, 06:09:45 PM
Drace: *Talks, mimics*
Archem: blah blah *space bar'd*
Other people: *ends with a not funny joke, space bar*
Post by: Dragonium on August 21, 2006, 07:22:15 PM
Meiscool: *Retorts*
Dragonium: *Counters retort*
Meiscool: *Insults Dragonium's mother*
Dragonium: *Riposte and sexually-humiliating remark*
Meiscool: *Threatens Dragonium with violence*
Dragonium: *Advances upon previous sexually-humiliating remark*
Meiscool: *Repeats threats*
Razor: *Threatens to annihilate opposing sides*
Dragonium: *Muttered remarks regarding sexual preference of Razor*
Post by: EvilShadowX1 on August 21, 2006, 07:43:43 PM
EXS1: WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!1111!!11!111!11elevenoneoneoneone111!!!!excalmationmarkone!
*Crashes, car blows up and EXS1 flys out, collides with some spilt glue, flips over and sticks to a wall*
EXS1: Owie, I hope my ||()()|3/-|||53|) ray ain't broken
Everyone Else (Except BS): WTF was that all about?
BS:WTF, NIGGA!
Post by: Dragonium on August 21, 2006, 08:56:32 PM
Razor: Great. -_-'
Warxe: Okay, now to put all this stuff in its appropriate place.
[Some seconds later...]
*Pub is finished*
Tomi: Whoa.
Warxe: Yes, I'm very proud of myself.
Razor: Uhh, Warxe...
Warxe: A logistical masterpiece!
Razor: Warxe, seriously...
Warxe: A triumph of interior design...
Razor: Warxe...
Warxe: What is it?
Razor: It looks exactly like the old pub.
Warxe: It sort of does, doesn't it?
Razor: Oh, by the way, we're still all glued to the roof.
*Normal Charas Pub randomness starts again*
Post by: Emerates on August 21, 2006, 11:13:08 PM
Tomi: what a n00b....
Post by: WarxePB on August 21, 2006, 11:23:50 PM
Razor: *rubs **** Owww....
Tomi: Yeah, that hurt.
Warxe: Ah, but you never said how you wanted to get down. *cackles*
MIC: *punches Warxe in the face*
Warxe: Owww...
Drace: Serves 'em right. Now, to resume normal pub randomness! *does something wacky*
BS: THAT'S WHACK, NIGGA!!!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 22, 2006, 01:44:12 AM
BS: Oh dude, I'm sorry.
MIC: And?
BS: Well.. you see... I just got this job... and... well... honestly, I didn't even think that black people would have a highpaying job like this.
MIC: >.<
BS: Yeah. It was really inconsiderate of me. I just wanted to fit the part. I REALLY wanna keep this job.
MIC: Well... I suppose if you can tone it down a bit you can ke-
BS: But NOOOooo! All I've done is offend people with my stupid remarks and dumb words. I think I should just quit.
MIC: No no, it's ok, really.
BS: No! Something must be done about the racism in this world!
MIC: That is true. Those no-good honkies think they are better then us, which they probally are, but still!
BS: Yeah! I need to set an example so that cotton cutters everywhere will raise up against "The Man", even though they have no chance.
MIC: Exactly. Let's go to Harlem and Detriot and find some people that will join our cause!
BS: Yes, there's bound to be a lot of Niggas' th- OMG!
MIC: :o You said it again!
BS: I got so wound up in our rebelion that I started acting my racist role again! I can't live this way!
MIC: No! Don't do it!
BS: I must! For the good of basket ball and that one other thing black people are good for! I must do it for those!
MIC: NOOOOOO!!
BS: *Bends his face backwards* Goodbye MIC! Don't let "The Man" hold you back from your dreams! *Pulls his trigger, somehow shooting himself even though his barrel is cruved, dies*
MIC: NOOOOO!!!! *turns his face to the audience* For this... I shall make a movie about me and my brothers going against the odds in either Basketball or that other thing I'm good at. It will be an original movie, and there will be no other movie like it for a few weeks. It will inspire young people everywhere to follow their dreams and remain true to their brothers. It will cheat those stupid kids out of their money and make me rich. I will then spend all that money on purple fluff for my car and bling bling for my neck. Any money that is left over, I will use to coat my teeth in gold. Any money left over from that, which I suspect to be none, I will use to create the "BS Memorial", so that people everywhere will know that a gun shot itself to end racism. *reachs into pocket* Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go smoke some weed.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 22, 2006, 09:58:58 AM
Razor: He was a good boomstick. A good boomstick betrayed by a racist upbringing.
MT11: *Cries* Never had a chance!
Razor: And we shall remember him always. Every time someone shoots us or calls us a racist name, he will be there in spirit.
MIC: *Cries, blows nose on hundred dollar bill* I have so much moneyyy :(
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 23, 2006, 03:36:21 PM
MIC: And.... Action!
Black Actor: I know I can do it!
White Actor: No, you can't.
Black Actor: Just give me a chance!
White Actor: No, I'm not wasting money on you again.
Black Actor: I know I can make the team proud if you put me on the team!
White Actor: No. You're to short.
Black Actor: What I lack in size, I make up for in heart.
MIC: That's not what she said!
White Actor: What you lack is skill. You'll never be anything. Go back to the getto.
Black Actor: Man... *pulls out gun* put me on the fuckin' team or I'll blow your ****ing head off!
White Actor: With that water gun?
Black Actor: Wah? This is a water gun?
White Actor: Yeah, here, give it to me and I'll show you.
Black Actor: *hands his superior the gun*
White Actor: *shoots the annoying black man*
MIC: ****ing retards.
Post by: Archem on August 23, 2006, 07:26:01 PM
Archem cackles, then disappears into the night.
Warxe: ****, dude. You just called out the craziest person in the pub...
Insane carzy, not wacky crazy. Like dropped head-first on a sharp object at birth crazy.
Archem storms back in.
Archem: He gets it, ok?!
Archem cartwheels back out.
MIC: Well, at least I'll get to match wits with a psycho. It'll be like Batman! Now who's going to be Robin?
Post by: Tomi on August 23, 2006, 07:37:25 PM
MIC: Ok, so now we are the dynamic duo!
Tomi: Holy fuck, Batman! That's a big boomstick!
Post by: elementalhero76 on August 24, 2006, 12:38:26 AM
EH76:What do we have here?
IHAS (out of nowhere):WTF you?! you came to blab about your ******* piece of **** of a game?
EH76:No hitler. I came to kill you.
*pulls out BS now a ghostly gun and shoots him dead*
EH76:That was from BS and courtesy of me. And for all the noobs in the death camps. Now everyone! Drinks are on me!
Warxe: Who are you?
EH76:The hero of that piece of **** of a game.
Warxe: ok
Edit: i try but i cant get a good randomness right now.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 24, 2006, 01:49:09 AM
Brabon: Can I touch it?
Mattman: Are you a girl?
Brabon: No.
Mattman: Then yes, you may touch it.
Post by: EXO Muffin on August 24, 2006, 03:09:07 AM
[...]
EXO ghost: I thought I had one.
EXO ghost: To the pub!
[buhnu dunna nunna deetaloo!]
EXO ghost: I shall possess the beer! *ZOMGLIEKBEERPOZZEZZIN!!!*
Beer: Ha! Haha ha! Haha ha haha ha hahaha! Haha ha hahaha! Ha hahaha haha ha! Ha--koffahemkiekkuhehhum--ha...
Beer: Resurrect me! Now! The beer commandeth ye!
[Well, you can guess what happens...]
MIC: Eww...this beer tastes like n00b.
MIC: Hahaha!
[pubsquints]
MIC: What?
MIC: Oh we--MUFFINS.
MIC: What the? Ugh...n00b ghost.
Guy: Stand back! I'm an exorcist! *pulls out crucifix*
Guy: You see...ya gots to STAB them spirits out! *stabs MIC in chest with crucifix*
MIC: Ow! Augh! What are you doing?!
Guy: And then...*pulls crucifix downward*...ya makes an insijun!
MIC: Aaaah! Help meeeeee!
Guy: Next, you gotsta pour holah wadda een. *pours holy water in gaping wound*
MIC: It burrrrnnnnsss! Kkkkkaaaaaa! *drops unto ground*
Guy: See? Dem ghosts dun likes teh powa of Bajeebus!
Dragonium: Serves him right. He called my mother a [insert derogatory noun here]!
Guy: And then, to kill the vampire, you shove a wooden stake in its heart! *stakes MIC*
MIC: Unnghhh...be...b-before I die....tell *cough*....tell someone to get me a beer...*faints*
Guy: Weelp, 'tis all in a day's wark fo' a vampiyah killeh.
MT11: Hey, I thought you said you were an exor--
Guy: VAMPIRE KILLER!
Guy: An' nooh; I ken't just lave this body here...*whistles* Jekko, eer boy! *places Naruto doll on MIC's body*
Jek: Narrrr! Rrruuu! Ruto rute! Naruuuuu....
[The scene where Jek rapes Meiscool, and then eats him has been edited out for your protection.]
Guy: Gooood Jekky-boy. Have a treat! *feeds Jek*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 24, 2006, 09:25:11 AM
Box: *Long post about something or other!*
Post by: EXO Muffin on August 25, 2006, 02:33:00 AM
Drace: Ugh, where's the bathroom? I had too much to drink...Oh, well, here's a box...
Box: (thinking)OH, GOD!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 25, 2006, 02:45:05 AM
Why am I posting this? Because you're not funny here at the pub, and I know I'm not the only one that thinks this.
Post by: EXO Muffin on August 25, 2006, 03:06:57 AM
About the spaces in between: I like it better because it's hard for me and probably some other's to tell who's talking. Like, if I put:
Drace:blahblablaalablablabalba
Razor:modmodmdmodmodmmodmod!
people might think Drace is saying,"blahblablaalablablabalba
Razor:modmodmdmodmodmmodmod," and it gets mangled up in a heap. Like Jek with a Naruto doll. You see what I am saying?
If I want to make a new scene, I'd put,"[Later in the pub...]," or,"-SCENE 2-," or something similar. The personal controversy between this style:
[Later in the pub...]
Razor: Modmodmod mod modmod mod!
Drace: Blahblbalbalbabalabalbasexualinnuendoblbalablalbabcheeseblbalblabah!
Meiscool: *whacks Drace* Stabstabstab stab stabba stab!
and this:
Later in the pub, Razor inquired to be persistent of moderation.
Drace was rather profound of this fluxuation of restrainment, and therefore exclaimed," It does seem so that a chicken has more testicles than thou, my dear Razor! " Meiscool was offended by this obnoxious commentory, and plummeted a large log upon the scalp of Drace. " What an idiot! I shalt resort to violence for I am popular for malevolent dumbfoundings of many! And I word to that, congratulations enshowered me, but no thanks did give I," said Meiscool.
Well, let's check the n00b-o-meter! *sticks it under tongue*
^
Jek
[SHADOW]= 7|
= 6|
= 5|
= 4|
= 3|
= 2|
= 1|[/SHADOW]
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 25, 2006, 03:30:52 AM
Warxe:.... *kills MIC*
Tomi: OMG lol wtf?
Post by: Drace on August 25, 2006, 05:46:31 AM
The main characters are, and always will be: Razor, Wergnome, Warxe, Drace, Meiscool, Red Giant, White Dwarf, Grandy, MT11, Tomi, Dragonium and all the other old dudes.
Post by: EvilShadowX1 on August 25, 2006, 10:23:32 AM
EXS1: Ouch! Hey is that a PC I SEE!
*Walks over to The Batman's PC and starts messing with it*
EXS1: Thats better! Now it has Pong :D
*plays it for a looooooooooooooooooooong time*
Post by: Drace on August 25, 2006, 10:52:03 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 25, 2006, 05:51:57 PM
Red: I'll always be right here, in your heart.
Everyone: Awww
MIC: You're sweet. *kisses Red on the cheak*
Red: Well.. you know, I once considered being a candy, but I didn't think the job had enough benifits.
MIC: Hehe, Red, you're so funny.
Red: No, you're funny! I'm just mediocre.
MIC: Aww, I love you.
Red: I love you too.
Xen: 0_o Am I missing something?
Drace: Yes, now kiss me you fool.
Post by: Tomi on August 26, 2006, 02:21:02 AM
Drace: *runs into pub bathroom*
MIC: I just left a huge dookey in there. It's shaped like Johnny Depp.
Drace: *runs out* IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!!!1
MIC: Sorry, I missed.
Post by: Archem on August 26, 2006, 02:29:25 AM
Archem retires for the day.
Archem: Better this than a crappy joke. You sexy son of a bitch.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 26, 2006, 10:15:03 AM
MIC: LOL THAT SOUNDS SO RONG!
Post by: Tomi on August 26, 2006, 04:33:03 PM
Tomi: *sits down at the bar* Gimme a Dew.
Red: Give me two beers.
MIC: giMe BlOw j0b!!!11 lolololololo*dies*
Warxe: *reserects MIC* Damn, everyone would be dead without me.
Drace: Quite the contrary. *kills Warxe*
Everyone: *dies*
Drace: *wakes up in a bed* OMG, that dream was so scary!! Everyone died when Warxe died....
Johnny Depp: *next to him* Well, it's alright now Draceypoo.
Drace: AHHH MY GOD!!!!
Drace: *wakes up in a bed* Damn that was freaky.
Red: *next to him* What happened, dear?
Drace: Oh nothing, honey.
Post by: elementalhero76 on August 26, 2006, 11:33:49 PM
*kicks box*
Box(EXO muffin):ow that hurt ******* noob
EH76:I thought boxes dont feel. Oh well how about this?
*takes lighter to Exo Muffin.*
box: Wait no im sorry I called you a noob! Wait nooooo!
*crackle crackle*
Box: I'm on fire! Wait! Does that make me a willow o wisp?
EH76: congeratulations you have class changed to firey ghost!
Fire ball(exo muffin still): Boo! Burn in hell with me!
*zooms around the room burning stuff*
Eh76: Crap! what have I done?
Post by: Emerates on August 26, 2006, 11:51:22 PM
Warxe: .............
Emerates: ..............
Warxe: .............
Emerates: ..............
Warxe: Aren't you dead?
Emerates: No.
Warxe: But.... I saw you die. And I didn't revive you.
Emerates: Didn't you know beer has healing powers?
Warxe: No it doesn't. It eats your liver alive.
Emerates: ..............
Warxe: ................
Emerates: What a n00b...... *Leaves pub*
Warxe: ...........
Mario: Pasta!
EXO Ghost: Boo!
MIC: *kills EXO Bob*
Post by: Tomi on August 27, 2006, 01:34:40 AM
Tomi: I know that tasted terrible, I just hate n00b, but you did a good deed to society. Now, no more posty for eated n00bs.
MIC: Those are going to be some ranky farts.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 27, 2006, 03:25:48 AM
Post by: EvilShadowX1 on August 27, 2006, 03:49:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool]
MT11: *ranky farts*
Some n00b: Look a floating box!
*Quote Box falls, squishey noises heard*
Post by: Dragonium on August 27, 2006, 04:09:52 PM
Funnypostinizer: ...
Drace: Awww...
Post by: WarxePB on August 27, 2006, 05:43:32 PM
Warxe: Alright, n00bs! Ti- Hey, where'd everyone go?
MT11: *belch*
Warxe: Ah. Nevermind then. Aaanyways, this cave is scheduled to be destroyed in about... *looks at watch* an hour. Just to let ya now. *walks out*
Drace: *uses Funnypostinizer*
Funnypostinizer: ...
Drace: Quick! Make some sort of punchline!
Warxe: Oh. Okay, uh... *points at Emerates*
Emerates: *is crushed by a fat pig*
Funnypostinizer: *explodes*
Warxe: >_< *beats it*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 27, 2006, 05:52:45 PM
God: God I hate protesters.
Post by: Drace on August 27, 2006, 08:00:22 PM
Drace: Look! A dead noob!
Some n00b: Where?! Wait wah...? *Gets shot between the eyes*
Drace: So... Evilshadowx1, you were saying something?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 28, 2006, 03:30:17 AM
God: Yes.
Post by: EvilShadowX1 on August 28, 2006, 11:15:05 AM
Post by: Dragonium on August 28, 2006, 03:14:29 PM
EXS1: *Smited*
God: STFU n00bz.
Post by: EvilShadowX1 on August 28, 2006, 03:54:57 PM
Post by: Tomi on August 28, 2006, 10:46:48 PM
God: You're welcome.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 28, 2006, 11:06:34 PM
Razor: My God.... He just doesn't stop. He's like a stupid-seeking missile.
Drace: Then wouldn't he be the stupid?
Razor: Hmmm?
Drace: Yeah. Wouldn't he be the stupid that the missile seeks?
Razor: No, you see... well... the missile is... him. *long pause* Dang-it, I've gone and confused myself again.
Drace: Well, hurry up and get unconfused, because he's coming right toward you.
Post by: WarxePB on August 29, 2006, 12:08:14 AM
MIC: Your little missiles cannot harm me, I'm the MIC! *keeps going*
Warxe: Grrr. We need something to stop him... something like... *looks around* Draggy! *throws Dragonium in MIC's path*
Drag: Huh? O_o
MIC: I'm the MIC, bitch! *goes right through Dragonium*
Warxe: Gah! We need something stupider! How about... ESX! *throws ESX's corpse in MIC's way*
MIC: Ahhh! *hits ESX, explodes*
Warxe: And again, the day is saved... thanks to Warxe! *does victory dance accompanied by FF victory music*
Post by: I Have a Sandwich on August 29, 2006, 12:23:24 AM
Narrator: And once again, the day is saved, thanks to the Power Puff Girls!
Sandwich: Lets get some!
Razor: Get some what? Stupid?
Meismissle: *Hits Razor* Raize teh GPA!
Post by: Drace on August 29, 2006, 07:27:21 AM
Drace: Oh, I he's getting "some" "action".
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 29, 2006, 03:01:10 PM
Tomi: *Turns into Mojo Jojo* Cursessss...
Post by: Tomi on August 30, 2006, 12:16:09 AM
MT11: *eats Buttercup*
Tomi: Uhh, that's a Power Puff girl, not candy.
MT11: So..
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 30, 2006, 12:32:37 AM
MIC: Flower... you're a man and you know it.
Flower: What?
MIC: Seriously... you're commanding... you can't lose.... you dominate all others... you like it on top... you're a dude.
Post by: Tomi on August 30, 2006, 12:34:21 AM
MIC: No, it's Rick James.
Post by: I Have a Sandwich on August 30, 2006, 12:37:02 AM
Sandwich: *Shoots RJ* Goddamn Dave CHapelle. Not even that funny.
MojoTroop: I am not Mojo Jojo. I am Moosetroop, making me not Mojo. If I was Mojo, I would not be MooseTroop, who I am. I would be Mojo, instead of MooseTroop who is me, not Mojo Jojo.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 30, 2006, 01:09:21 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Tomi
Tomi: Uh, Meis, that's Blossom.
Man, **** the Powerpuff Girls.
Post by: Tomi on August 30, 2006, 08:47:12 AM
Post by: Dragonium on August 30, 2006, 09:26:21 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 03, 2006, 02:54:44 AM
Warxe: America?
MIC: Besides them.
Warxe: Then no. I am utterly stumped as to who you, Meiscool, might hate.
MIC: I hate Sef-ie-roff.
Post by: WarxePB on September 03, 2006, 03:22:58 AM
Tomi: (Lol, you owe me 200 bucks)
Warxe: (I'll get it later.) Hey MIC, would you do me a favor?
MIC: No.
Warxe: Would you let Drace know that there's a lady who looks like Mid outside?
MIC: Where?! *runs off*
Tomi: Now, pay up fool. *whips out a minigun*
Warxe: Fine... *gives Tomi some money* Now, how do we lock up MIC?
Draggy: Chloroform?
Tomi: A giant hammer?
Drace: Let's set some zombie n00bs on him. I've got some in my basement.
Warxe: No, no and possibly. Don't worry, I've got a better idea.
Drace: Now, did I hear something about Mid? *runs off*
Warxe: Now, if you'll excuse me... *steps out* *returns with MacGyver*
MG: What have I got to work with?
Warxe: Hmm... *checks pockets* Some lint, a toothpick, a mastered Fire materia, a red rupee, and two batarangs.
MG: I see.
*14 seconds later*
MG: *holds up a net* This net will automatically seek out MIC, and render him paralyzed.
Tomi: Wow! How'd you do that?
MG: I'm MacGyver, lol!
Warxe: Rrrright...
Draggy: I declare MIC season... open.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 03, 2006, 03:52:48 AM
MIC: I don't know lol. Let me check. *dies*
Drace: Hehe, now where's Midnight?
Post by: EXO Muffin on September 03, 2006, 04:47:34 AM
EXO-Zombie: Muuuuufiiiiiiinnnnns!
Emerambie: Same as always.
Zombojek: OMGCOCKASHISHANIGRANSOCKURANARUDO!!!1one!
[Back to the pub!]
Drace: *finds Mid*
Mid: :dry:*pulls out pepper spray*
Drace: *pulls out chloroform-laced cloth* *covers Mid's face with cloth*
Mid: Ah-uuuuhhh.....*dies*
Drace:
Post by: Drace on September 03, 2006, 05:44:03 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 03, 2006, 08:07:59 AM
MT11: *Closes book, in a room with an old fireplace, has a smoking jacket on and a pipe in mouth* And so friends, ends our tale. A tale of courage, and love, and chlorophorm.
Grandy: *Jumps through a window* And thermonuclear warheads.
Explosion: Boom.
Post by: Dragonium on September 03, 2006, 09:12:19 AM
Dragonium: Nice try, Drace. This isn't chloroform. It's MIC's aftershave.
Drace: Oh. *Hits Dragonium with hammer*
Dragonium: Now then, I may be tempted to object about my current standing, but I will not, as I am in a substantial amount of pain.
Mid: *Alive, and in Nurse's outfit for some reason* Poor you. Can Nurse Mid make it all better for you?
Drace: OMGLIEKWTF
Mid: There, I'll just patch you up a little...
Drace: *In Doctor's outfit* Nurse Mid, would you care to look over there?
NM: I don't see anything.
Doctor Drace: Ahem. *Hits Dragonium with hammer again*
Dragonium: *Dies with dignity*
DD: Oh dear. I'm afraid he's dead.
NM: And I was so convinced he'd pull through.
DD: Tragic.
NM: ...
DD: ...
NM: ...
DD: Wanna have sex?
Post by: Drace on September 03, 2006, 10:01:39 AM
DD: Not you.
Post by: Archem on September 03, 2006, 08:21:48 PM
Meisdead: Lol plothole!
The ghost of BoomStick: STFU, NIGGA!!! *BOOM*
Post by: Grandy on September 03, 2006, 10:31:59 PM
Post by: Tomi on September 03, 2006, 10:53:42 PM
Robin: Holy fucktards, Batman!!
Grandy: What the hell was that?
Tomi: It's MacGyver, and that was a paperclip. What do you think it is?
Paperclip: *actually a bomb*
Grandy: *boom'd*
Post by: WarxePB on September 04, 2006, 01:03:24 AM
DD: Hmm?
Warxe: Im, uh, prescribing you this. Take it whenever necessary, but never more than three times a day. *hands bottle to DD*
DD: Sweet. *downs the entire bottle in one gulp*
Warxe: How nieve of you! That was actually a bottle of suicide pills! *rips off label, revealing "Flinstones Chewable Vitamins" underneath* Crap! *storms off*
MG: *inexplicably constructs a nuclear weapon from a nearby chair* OWNED!
Warxe: Shut up, or I'll send you back to the pool of ooze that you crawled from.
MG: What?
Warxe: ... *disappears in a puff of angry smoke*
Grandy: ....oookay, this is starting to get weird.
Post by: EXO Muffin on September 04, 2006, 03:02:02 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Archem2
Archem: Hmm... I didn't know chloroform was lethal...
EXO-Zombie:*somehow appears at the pub, now* It is when used in a cut scene, except for when the main character walks off and thinks everything's alright after some fierce battle, but then suddenly remembers that the chloroform would wear off and hopes they don't emcounter that person, while blankly staring into space, when they suddenly bump into that person and the victim runs after them.
Archem: How did you get here?!
Ghoststick: WTF, NIGGA!
EXO-Zombie: What? What do you mean?
Archem: I thought you were locked up in Drace's basement!
EXO-Zombie: Oh; right. I'm an obsessive-compulsive that must fix all plotholes in a strange, tedious way.
EXO-Zombie: OH NOES! Now I've created another plothole by being here! *implodes*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 04, 2006, 03:09:07 AM
MG: Sure sport. What have you got?
MIC: Oh, just this pen and this piece of paper.
MG: Ok, I'll make you something out of it.
*15 seconds later*
MIC: What's wrong MacGyver?
MG: I can't do it! It's impossible to make something with out these two things! I'm a failure! *implodes*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 04, 2006, 11:28:23 AM
Post by: Tomi on September 04, 2006, 04:37:34 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 06, 2006, 09:16:41 PM
Post by: Tomi on September 07, 2006, 11:59:08 PM
Post by: Archem on September 08, 2006, 01:16:14 AM
MIC: Well, that's one solution to my problems. Now about that goddamn muffin... Moosetroop? Up for dessert?
Post by: WarxePB on September 08, 2006, 11:13:54 AM
MIC: *LE GASP*
Archem: But what about muffins? :(
Warxe: Just leave him! The Pacman'll eat him up. *runs*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 08, 2006, 02:51:33 PM
Razor: Curses! Mid's happy pills! They must have led pacman here! Now what we need to do is take the pills to another place and cause a diversion.. Moosetroop!?
MT11: Abuuuuuse forever my children *Falls over*
Drace: I suggest we sacrifice MT11 to the Pacman in the hope of some sort of truce...
Warxe: *On a plane, gathering speed* There is no time, fools! You are all doomed!! DOOOOMED!!! HAHAHAHAHAH-ARGH SNAKES! *Gets bitten and crashes*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 08, 2006, 05:48:12 PM
Post by: Archem on September 08, 2006, 06:59:35 PM
Post by: WarxePB on September 09, 2006, 12:35:17 AM
Razor: He had it coming.
*"wakka wakka wakka" can be heard in the distance*
Archem: *turns blue* Sh!t! *floats off*
Warxe: *gets up* Don't worry, we can stop him. If we sacrifice our lives to take all five of his away, he'll zap out of existance. Or something.
Razor: Pff, screw that. *runs*
Warxe: I see... Wait, does anyone have a computer handy? I think I know how I can stop this.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 09, 2006, 12:40:33 AM
Warxe: Tomi's computer is prefect for this job!
Post by: Tomi on September 09, 2006, 12:54:41 AM
Warxe: He doesn't come to the pub.
MIC: Then lets steal it.
Tomi: TO THE BATCAVE!!!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 09, 2006, 12:58:34 AM
Post by: I Have a Sandwich on September 09, 2006, 03:24:58 AM
Batman: Wait Robin, leave them on.
Robin: Batman, is that the batarang or are you happy to see me?.... Thats not the batarang.
Sandwich: And that is why you never take a job hanging out in tights with an old guy in a cave.
Post by: Dragonium on September 09, 2006, 10:40:51 AM
MIC: Aaargh! We are all doomed!
Pacman: *Gets closer*
MT11: We must think of a way to defeat him. Perhaps some sort of time paradox, if we were to use Dragonium's time machine to travel back to when the game was invented, and cause Pacman to never be created. this would solve our problems, but like in Back To The Future, would irreversibly damage history. We could use a large number of explosives, powered by the engines from the wreck of Warxe's plane, but this would result in the destruction of the Pub, and instant martyrdom of all the Pub members. I doubt that the army would aid us in our plight, but--
Dragonium: I hate to interrupt your flow of ideas, but Pacman is now three feet away from you.
MT11: Oh dear God! *Runs*
Charas Members: *Run away from Pacman, accompanied by speeded-up music*
Drace: *Exits Pub behind Pacman* Hey guys! I found a pack of peanuts under the bar! Not even opened or anything!
Dragonium: Drace, watch out for--
Drace: Uhh?! *Walks into the back of Pacman*
Pacman: *Loses life*
Drace: Once again, Drace saves the day!
Pacman: *Respawns*
Drace: Oh. *Runs*
Razor: Oh, and you owe me for those peanuts.
Post by: Tomi on September 09, 2006, 03:04:00 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 09, 2006, 05:22:29 PM
Post by: WarxePB on September 09, 2006, 08:08:09 PM
MIC: Hey! Careful!
Warxe: Yeah, whatever. *hits enter* Here we go. Now all we need to do is wait for 6 to 8 weeks for the delivery of our very own nuclear warhead. :)
Post by: Archem on September 09, 2006, 11:04:14 PM
MIC: Wrong game, retard!
Archem *blink blink* Didn't you die?
MIC: Ghosts. Figure it out yet?
Archem: Ah. How 'bout [`][G]
- [D][ENTER]?
Warxe: Phail.
Archem: [`]
- [D][ENTER]?
Dragonium: Hope the Pac-Man gets him next...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 10, 2006, 12:47:24 AM
Warxe: Yes you did.
MIC: Prove it please.
Razor: TIME PARADOX LOL
Post by: Drace on September 10, 2006, 07:30:18 AM
Ok, now that time has stopped I have enough time to pick a weapon!
Let's see...
Socom, no.
Famas, no.
PSG1, no.
Nikita, no.
Stinger, here we go.
*releases button*
Razor: Could I ask you WHERE THE HELL you got that ****ing STINGER from?
Drace: Well duh, I got it when fighting Liquid in his Hind D.
Razor: Ah....
Drace: *aims at Pacman and shoots*
Missle: *boom*
Pacman: [||||||||||||||||||||||||-------]
Post by: Tomi on September 10, 2006, 05:17:00 PM
MIC: Well I guess we can go run a marathon or go to bed and wake up before this animation is over.
Tomi: Yep.
MIC: *eats a sammich*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 11, 2006, 11:44:50 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 11, 2006, 07:12:53 PM
Pacman: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||------]
Tomi: WHAT!?
Post by: Tomi on September 11, 2006, 09:05:41 PM
Tomi: *puts on gas mask*
MT11: *fart*
Pacman: |||||||||||||||||||||||||[---------------------------------]
Meiscool: ^lol negative health
Post by: Archem on September 13, 2006, 10:49:16 PM
[START!]
Archem: Shorts... Forgot he had extra lives... _sweat_
Post by: Tomi on September 14, 2006, 12:11:12 AM
Post by: Drace on September 14, 2006, 05:14:36 AM
Wonderboy: You die Pacman! *gets eaten*
Pacman: Play the best song in the world! Or I'll eat you alive!
Jack: Well me and Kyle, *looks at Kyle and Kyle at him* we looked at each other and said...
Jack and Kyle: Okay.
Jack: And we played the first thing that came to our heads, just so happen to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the wo*gets eaten*
Kyle: . . . *runs away*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 14, 2006, 07:32:08 AM
Pacman: Git in mah BELLEH!
MIC: Old.
Pacman: :(
Post by: WarxePB on September 14, 2006, 10:52:33 AM
Pacman: *eats everything*
MIC: Well, that was useful.
Razor: Yes.
*Pacman explodes*
Warxe: *steps out* Th...th...the in...i-i-i-i-i *passes out*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 16, 2006, 06:51:06 PM
Razor: Who is it?
Door: It's a me! The Plummer.
Razor: Oh. Come on in.
Plummer: Thankyou. Now, where is your sink?
Razor: Over there by that big yellow dot that's eatting everyone.
Plummer: Here we go!
MIC: *walks in* Who's that guy?
Tomi: That's Mario, the pub's plummer.
MIC: Oh really... We'll just see about that. *walks away*
Warxe: What's he up to again?
Tomi: Who knows?
-----------------------------------
MIC: Hello... "Plummer".
Plummer: It's a me!
MIC: Yes, it's a you.
Plummer: Here we go! *Begins to eat a mushroom*
MIC: Not so fast!
Plummer: AYahah. *Poison Mushroom sound plays*
MIC: You're not a plummer!
Plummer: It's a me!
MIC: I know every plummer in the world and you're not one of them.
Plummer: What are you going to do to me, Plummer?
MIC: I'm gonna make you work!
Plummer: ?
MIC: That hidious thing over there named Drace has a "clogged drain". You're going to "unclog" it for him.
Plummer: Why are you speaking using quotations?
MIC: Because I like to, now go do your job.
Plummer: Here we go!
Post by: Tomi on September 17, 2006, 12:15:10 AM
Mario: Hey, that twas me lunch!
Tomi: After trying to unclog Drace, there will be no need for lunch.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 21, 2006, 07:59:20 PM
MIC: It's true.
Razor: Where is this coming from?
Drace: Hmmm, nowhere I guess. I just felt like reminding you of that fact.
Drace's Fangirl's: How could we forget!?!?
Post by: WarxePB on September 21, 2006, 09:00:54 PM
Tomi: Is it armed?
Warxe: Probably.... oh crap.
Drace: NOOOOOOooooooo.... We're all gonna die! And I never got a chance to taste Mid's sweet flesh!
MIC: Ha ha... wait, taste?
Mario: Mama mia!
Razor: Come on, let's all climb into MT11's stomach!
MT11: O_o
Warxe: Well, while we're all admitting stuff, I'm gay with Zero.
MIC: HA! *looks at Tomi* That's $25,000,000, buddy!
Tomi: :*(
Nuke: GONNA BOOM Y'ALL, NIGGA!
*Nuke deals 5 billion Nuclear-type damage to the surrounding area*
*Patch of land is inflicted with Nuclear Holocaust condition*
Post by: Tomi on September 21, 2006, 11:54:28 PM
MIC: Did you just refer to yourself in third person?
Tomi: Radiation does that to ya.
Post by: Archem on September 22, 2006, 01:06:12 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 22, 2006, 10:45:10 AM
Post by: Grandy on September 22, 2006, 01:55:51 PM
-panic and paranoia-
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 23, 2006, 02:41:31 AM
Mid: My hero!
Drace: Note to self; Mid likes men that arn't afraid of moose Faries.
Post by: Archem on September 23, 2006, 03:36:34 AM
Mimo: Is that... Bear piss?
Archem: Totally. Want some?
mimo: No. I want a prime role in this what-have-you.
Moose Faeries: Your wishees be granteded!
Archem: Oh great! They grant wishes AND they have poor grammar!
*poof!*
Mimo has gained a prime role in the whatsit!
MIC: Yo foo', what 'choo doin' round 'ere?! This is a composite-only zone! 49 Street, y'all!
Archem: Repreezent, fo' shizzle! Lead paint all the way! 9 up in this ho!
MT11: Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because I ate 'em!
MIC: That was a terrible joke. You should be ashamed.
Mimo is engulfed in the clearly 100ish Moose Faries. Who keep changing their spelling.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 24, 2006, 02:41:36 AM
Razor: No you're not.
MIC: Yes I am lol.
Drace: No, you're just Meiscool.
MIC: Nutuh! I'm AceofSpades.
Tomi: No... just no.
MIC: Yes, rofl.
Drace: No, you're just an idiot.
MIC: *takes off mask* lmao, How did you know it was me?
Tomi: Common sense.
Warxe: *thinks* *wispers to everyone but Meiscool* Hey guys... let's take advantage of this and make him think that we think he actually is Ace.
Razor: What good will that do us?
Tomi: Razor is right. AceofSpades hasn't been entertaining for a long time.
Drace: I've had converstions with a rock that are more interesting then AceofSpades.
Warxe: Just play along.... *looks at MIC* There you are AceofSpades! I've been looking all over for you.
MIC: *Puts mask back on* You have?
Warxe: Yes, I wanted you to do something for me.
MIC: Oh, what do you need?
Tomi: Warxe is going to throw a huge party while Meiscool is away, and we want you to bring the beer.
MIC: LOL, I'm AceofSpades, I don't know what beer is.
Drace: He's got us there.
Warxe: Tomi is wrong. I wanted you to bring the girls.
MIC: LOL, I'm AceofSpades. I don't know any girls because I'm gay.
Razor: It's probally true.
Warxe: Uh.. did I say girls? I ment to say snacks.
MT11: I already ate them.
Warxe: Um... uh... Music! Yeah, bring music.
MIC: ROFL, ok. I have Madona and Ashley Simpson.
Tomi: TOLD YOU! TOLD YOU!
Warxe: Fine... bring the vidoe games.
MIC: LMAO, k. I'll bring the only multiplayer game I'm good at.
Drace: AceofSpades is good at something?
MIC: LOL, ure rite. I guess I'm bringing nothing.
Warxe: Oh for the love of... fine, just bring Meiscool.
MIC: Wanna know a secert lol?
Drace: No, not really.
MIC: I'm actually Meiscool!
Razor: Really now?
MIC: Yep, I had you all fooled!
Mid: Oh Meiscool, you're so clever!
Grandy: Jackass.
Post by: Tomi on September 24, 2006, 03:15:57 AM
Razor: No you're not.
Tomi: Yes I am lol.
Drace: No, you're just Tomi.
Tomi: Nutuh! I'm IHAS.
MIC: No... just no.
Tomi: Yes, rofl.
Drace: No, you're just an idiot.
Tomi: *takes off mask* lmao, How did you know it was me?
MICi: Common sense.
Warxe: *thinks* *wispers to everyone but Tomil* Hey guys... let's take advantage of this and make him think that we think he actually is Sammich Boy.
Razor: What good will that do us?
MIC: Razor is right. IHAS hasn't been entertaining for a long time.
Drace: I've had converstions with a rock that are more interesting then IHAS.
Warxe: Just play along.... *looks at Tomi* There you are IHAS! I've been looking all over for you.
Tomi: *Puts mask back on* You have?
Warxe: Yes, I wanted you to do something for me.
Tomi: Oh, what do you need?
MIC: Warxe is going to throw a huge party while Tomi is away, and we want you to bring the beer.
Tomi: LOL, I'm IHAS, I don't know what beer is.
Drace: He's got us there.
Warxe: MIC is wrong. I wanted you to bring the girls.
Tomi: LOL, I'm IHAS. I don't know any girls because I'm gay.
Razor: It's probally true.
Warxe: Uh.. did I say girls? I ment to say snacks.
MT11: I already ate them.
Warxe: Um... uh... Music! Yeah, bring music.
Tomi: ROFL, ok. I have Madona and Ashley Simpson.
MICi: TOLD YOU! TOLD YOU!
Warxe: Fine... bring the vidoe games.
Tomi: LMAO, k. I'll bring the only multiplayer game I'm good at.
Drace: IHAS is good at something?
Tomi: LOL, ure rite. I guess I'm bringing nothing.
Warxe: Oh for the love of... fine, just bring Tomi.
Tomi: Wanna know a secert lol?
Drace: No, not really.
Tomi: I'm actually Tomi!
Razor: Really now?
Tomi: Yep, I had you all fooled!
Mid: Oh Tomi, you're so clever and hawt unlike Drace!
Grandy: Opposite of Jackass.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 25, 2006, 04:39:01 PM
FuSoYa: We must stop the Lunar Giant, or the pub is doomed!
Palmtree: *Produces coconut*
Coconut: Sweee
MT11: What a wacky turn of events!! Eh? Eh?
Everyone: *Lookes at MT11, bored*
MT11: ...
...sigh. Hey look at me I'm Grandy and I'm ghey like with Drace.
Everyone: w00t!
MIC: Hahaha! He liek totally insulted Grandy in a clever way! Now who am I again?
Post by: WarxePB on September 27, 2006, 10:48:32 AM
Post by: Dragonium on September 27, 2006, 01:20:17 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 28, 2006, 10:56:25 PM
Post by: Emerates on September 28, 2006, 11:15:38 PM
Leading members of the Pub:.......
Emerates: Okay, I'm goin' back into hiding again.....
*'waka waka' is heard growing steadily louder*
Post by: Archem on September 28, 2006, 11:39:37 PM
Archem: God, I hate these long load times... I wonder what kind of crazy antics I'm missing out on?
With the people who load faster...
MIC: Looool!
Warxe: ZOMG I'm still me!
Tomi: Now I'm IHOP!
Emerates: No! Back, fiend! Eat pellets, not I!!!
Still loading...
Mimo: Dude, you need a faster processor... and a Twixter.
DarkFlood: Haha! I get it!
Archem: No, you don't. Go back to your fast-loading antics.
Post by: WarxePB on September 29, 2006, 01:37:57 AM
Post by: Tomi on September 29, 2006, 01:04:19 PM
StoMiB : Hey, stop that with your n00b bashing!
Everyone: Sorry Uncle!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 29, 2006, 03:02:00 PM
MrMister: I am the MASTER!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 01, 2006, 02:45:47 AM
Mid: Honey, what's wrong?
Drace: I was having this really strange dream where we were all at the pub, everyone was being gay and wearing masks, and pacman was about to eat us, while mario was uncloging my drain.
Mid: Well, it was just a dream. Go back to bed.
Drace: I don't think I can.
Mid: Aww. How about if I have sex with you first, then do you think you can fall asleep?
Drace: Yeah.
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MIC: *wakes up in a cold sweat* OMFG!
Mid: Honey, what's wrong?
MIC: I was having a dream where you were having pity sex with Drace!
Mid: Ewww.
MIC: I know. Also, I think I might've wet the sheets.
Post by: Grandy on October 01, 2006, 03:28:19 AM
MIC: Oookay... I won't ask you why you're above my bed.
Grandy: Good.
MIC: Holding a hose....
Grandy: Okay.
MIC: Or why did you spray water at me.
Grandy: Yes.
MIC: But what I really want to know...
Grandy: What?
MIC: Why are you naked?
Grandy: ... ... ... ... Don't judge me!
Post by: Dragonium on October 01, 2006, 09:53:23 AM
*Rolls over, Mid has been replaced with Dragonium*
Dragonium: Hi.
MIC: OMFG!
Dragonium: What the hell is Grandy doi--
MIC: What the hell are you doing here?!
Dragonium: *Hugs Grandy* Don't judge us!
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Dragonium: *Wakes up in cold sweat* OMFG!
Grandy: What's the matter?
Dragonium: I was having a dream wi-- Oh, never mind.
Grandy: 'Kay.
Dragonium: *Goes back to sleep*
Post by: WarxePB on October 01, 2006, 02:03:31 PM
Warxe: We're watching you, Draggy. Even in your sleep... *laughs maniacally*
Draggy: Huh?
Warxe: You shall become one of us! Come to the Chav Side!
Draggy: NOOOOOOOooooooooo...
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Warxe: *Wakes up in cold sweat* OMFG!
Zero: What's wrong?
Warxe: I just had the strangest dream... I dreamt that Dragonium was dreaming about MIC dreaming about Drace and Mid dreaming about us wearing masks.
Zero: At least you get to dream.... lucky bastard
Warxe: Hmm?
Zero: Nothing. *shuts self off*
Post by: Grandy on October 01, 2006, 03:17:06 PM
Post by: Archem on October 01, 2006, 04:42:39 PM
Mimo: Yeah, I told you to stop your torrents before trying to connect, dumbass.
Archem: Don't judge me!
Mimo: I wasn't, I was calling you a dumbass!
Archem: Shut the hell up!
Mimo: Make me!
Long and drawn-out battle ensues, possibly involving polar bears with lazer saws and a goose with sausages for wings.
Mimo: I hate you so much.
Archem: Why? What did I do?
Mimo: You ate the goddamn sausage goose! Now what plot device do we have?!
Archem: Well it shouldn't have been made out of tasty, tasty sausage and goose!
Mimo: Oh yeah? Well I fucked your mom!
Archem: O_O
Mimo: *_* I instantly regret that...
Archem: ... Yeah, let's never speak of this again... What say we try connecting again?
Mimo: Sure. Bitch.
Archem: What?
Mimo: Oh, look! We're connected!
Archem: ¬_¬
Warxe: I'm totally having butt-sects wiff Drace!
Drace: This is awfully uncomfortable! Where the hell did Mid go?
MIC: She's got the garden hose in Grandy's ass!
Grandy: Don't judge me!
Dragonium: Is this still a dream?
Archem: O_O;
Mimo: 0_0;
Archem: Disconnect?
Mimo: It's for the best.
[DISCONNETED]
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 01, 2006, 04:49:40 PM
Warxe: ToP is better!
MIC: FF!
Warxe: ToP!
MIC: Fine, let's video game battle to see which is a better game.
Warxe: Fine by me.
Razor: *random encounter sound*
Tomi: *Battle midi sounds* dada dup da DA DAH DAH DAHDA
Warxe: *Attacks*
MIC: *Takes 14 damge, waits for gage to fill up*
Warxe: *Attacks*
MIC: Hey! You have to wait for your turn to come!
Warxe: ToP doesn't have turns!
MIC: Oh ****. *Takes 18 damage*
Warxe: *Attacks*
MIC: God damn turn based battle systems.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 15, 2006, 04:30:54 AM
Post by: Archem on October 15, 2006, 05:43:27 AM
Drace: Whoa, he has the Pwncakeâ„¢...
MIC: ...Which is totally mine, by the way.
Razor: I have a sporting idea!
Drace: Chase Archem down, rape/beat him up, and take the Pwncake[ALT+0153] for ourselves, and run?
Razor: No, chap! We shall talk with stereotypical British accents, by Jove! Pip pip!
MIC: Nooooo, we should listen to Mid's stalker.
Mimo: I'm all for the beating stick, but the rape sounds distastefu-
BANG!
MIC: Oh wow, turns out a ghost can be killed by oddly placed onomatopoeias... I should remember that.
*Hunt commences*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 15, 2006, 06:02:47 AM
Archem: No! NOOOOOO!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 15, 2006, 08:03:00 AM
Drace: Stop it! Put me down!
Post by: Razor on October 15, 2006, 10:03:54 AM
MT11: What.
Razor: This should be interesting! *walks off*
Post by: Emerates on October 15, 2006, 02:00:53 PM
MT??: LOL, nub...
MIC: *Asplodes*
Post by: WarxePB on October 15, 2006, 02:11:46 PM
MIC: Couldn't you do that anyways?
Warxe: ...<_< *edits pub name*
Post by: Tomi on October 15, 2006, 02:14:06 PM
Drace: Gratz to me on my new orientation.
UnitedArabEmerates: lawl ur gay!!1
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 15, 2006, 02:56:09 PM
Post by: Emerates on October 15, 2006, 03:09:04 PM
MIC: *Shoots Emerates in face* STFU.
Post by: Archem on October 15, 2006, 05:03:17 PM
Tomi: Do what now?
Warxe: I have... Just... In secret.
MIC: Like a ninja or something?
Warxe: No, more like a shadow of a doubt.
Archem: That doesn't even make sens-
POW!
Warxe: Now then, who else wants to defy me?
Emerates: >_> <_< Me?
Warxe: No. You don't.
Emerates: Oh... Could have sworn I did... *stalks off*
Post by: Grandy on October 15, 2006, 09:05:43 PM
A - The pub is indestructable, and it has a infinite ammount of beer.
B - If something happens, it's Xen's fault. Eve if he doesn't come here anymore.
C - He doesn't have anything better to do. *points to table*
Red: *is spinning on the table*
Grandy: Also, I must admit I didn't steal anything from anyone for the past few months, that's why I invented this. *pushes a button, many mechanical arms appear from his belt* The Steal-O-Matic 3000! It will automatically steal the nearest valuable thing! *pushes a button* *the machine steals the nearest valuavle thing.... itself. To the infinty*
*implosions*
Warxe: Well, rule A is un-proved.
*The pub is in pieces*
Warxe: Way to go, Grandy, you exploded the pub!
Grandy: *shrugs* It was Xen.
Warxe: Oh, okay, then.
Post by: Razor on October 16, 2006, 01:33:30 AM
Warxe: You can't keep doing this. You'll destroy us all!
Razor: Rule 1. Er, A, rather.
Warxe: That's the pub what is indestructable, not the people.
Razor: Hmmm.... *flees*
Post by: Tomi on October 16, 2006, 01:56:53 AM
Emerates: COOL! *kills self* *tries to respawn* *phails*
MIC: Cool...
Tomi: Precisely.
Post by: MrMister on October 16, 2006, 02:12:25 AM
The anchor read a story from his notes:
Local bastard Razor shot to death by madman this evening. Suspects say that the shooter was ranting and waving his arms around in a hysterical manner just before committing the crime. When apprehended by police, the killer had this to say: "He kept changing the title of this retarded thread in Forum Gaming.. I kept thinking there was a new thread.. it was awful!"
Post by: Grandy on October 16, 2006, 03:31:33 PM
Paraguayperson: Uh... We... kinda... ... ... you'll buy it or not?
Superman: Sure I will!
...
If you don't get it, Paraguay is the n°1 Exporter of pirate game to south Brazil.
Post by: Archem on October 16, 2006, 07:48:16 PM
MIC: Noooo, you're dead. I killed you.
Warxe: Lies! I killed him! You killed Mimo!
MIC: So? Aren't they the same?
Tomi: *farts*
MIC: Seriously, you should see a doctor about all that excess flatulance.
Grandy: They are?! Why do you people keep changing things?! I need to take more notes... This is Xen's fault!
Archem: Who's Xen?
.
..
...
Archem: Oh. Right. Me = n00b. Teh 1337 n00b.
Razor: Please stop with the leet-speak, newb.
Archem: Sure.
Razor: *dies*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 16, 2006, 08:00:40 PM
*BONK*
MIC: What the hell?
Bonk: Stop it.
MIC: *Looks at bottle* I need to stay off this stuff.
EDIT: Cheers MIC
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 16, 2006, 09:18:36 PM
Everyone: What!?
MIC: I miss those onion ring chips.
Everyone: So do we!
MIC: We should form an army take done those steally eyed canadians that are greenlighting the Funion company!
Warxe: Yeah!
Post by: Kinslayer on October 17, 2006, 12:26:24 AM
Post by: Tomi on October 17, 2006, 01:43:26 PM
Post by: WarxePB on October 17, 2006, 02:39:37 PM
Kinslayer: *is still drowning*
Warxe: Uhhh... yeah. Special enchantments on the country have doubled our already infinite reserves of beer.
Post by: MrMister on October 17, 2006, 02:47:34 PM
Move it to Germany, quick!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 17, 2006, 04:34:45 PM
MIC: Well as we're in Canada we might as well do something about those onion rings chips!
Drace: TO WAARRRRRRR!!
*Everyone stares at drace*
Drace: ...Why am I always the brunt of jokes?
*Everyone laughs at drace*
Drace: It's like one of those bad dreams...
AAARGH I'M NAKED!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH!!!!!
Warxe: Shield your eyes! Shield your precious F***ing eyes!!!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 17, 2006, 07:47:48 PM
Drace: Yes. Why do you ask?
Mid: And you can do anything, right?
Drace: Yes, I can do anything.
Mid: So, can you create a rock that you can't lift?
Drace: Of cou... wait, what?
Mid: Can you make a rock that you can't lift?
Drace: Well... no.
Mid: Oh.
MIC: I can though.
Mid: Really!?
MIC: Yes.
Mid: Will you have my babies?
MIC: Of course.
Mid and MIC: *Walks away*
Bluhman: Hey Drace, why the long face?
Drace: I just got shown by... wait, where have you been?
Bluhman: Remember, you guys left me in Canada and never returned me.
Warxe: Oh, yeah, I remember that.
MIC: Yeah, it was one of my posts wasn't it?
Bluhman: I think so.
Drace: Damn you Meiscool and always sending us to Cana... wait... didn't you just walk off with Midnight?
MIC: No, why?
Drace: I swore you did just did.
Razor: He did, but it wasn't him.
Warxe: Huh?
Razor: Warxe, you were born here. I'm suprised that you don't know Canada's secert.
Everyone: What secert?
Razor: Canada... is a parallel universe.
Everyone: What!?
Razor: Yes, I was shocked to find out as well. That could be the reason my face is stuck in this deformed state.
Drace: *mutters various other reasons for Razor's ugliness*
Razor: As you all know, in parallel universes, everything is the same except for one thing.
Warxe: Go on.
Razor: I've already met my parallel universe clone, and our difference is our love for bacon. He loathes it, and I reval in it.
Tomi: What about me?
Razor: Your clone doesn't have the ability to fart.
Drace: And me?
Razor: Well, your clone is actually successful.
MT11: And me?
Razor: People actually type out MooseTroop11.
MIC: So, what's different with me?
Razor: Well, I guess it's that you're good God, seeing as you created a rock that you can't lift then lifted it.
MIC: Sweet, parallel me rocks.
Bluhman: How about me?
Razor: Well Bluhman... how do I say this...
Bluhman: Go on.
Razor: Let's just say that your clone goes by the name of Bluhwoman.
Warxe: What about me? Even though I was born in Canada, there should be a parallel me outside of it, right?
Razor: That's true... and you won't like the answer.
Warxe: Tell me!
Razor: Well Warxe... you know how you're the owner of the company "Nukes United"?
Warxe: Yes?
Razor: Well, your clone owns a different company.
Everyone: Which company!?
Razor: It's.... the Funion company.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 17, 2006, 08:03:43 PM
Post by: WarxePB on October 17, 2006, 08:09:55 PM
All: Huh?
Warxe: Nevermind. To the Funion company! *grabs a sword and charges into nowhere*
Post by: Archem on October 17, 2006, 08:22:13 PM
Mimo: *cough*
Archem: You don't count, you're the bastard child of a bad idea and Funyunsâ„¢!
Warxe's clone (WC): *from a parallel helicopter, which is actually a tank* Finally! Somebody spelled my product correctly! Oh, and I'm here to destroy some people who are plotting a violent rebellion of my power in an attempt to gain free food.
Warxe: And power. You forgot the power.
WC: Yes... Forgot... >_>
Post by: Bluhman on October 17, 2006, 08:48:28 PM
MT11: What'd that be?
Bluhman: Why, it'd be the Bluhmoblie!!
*In the distance, a black hotrod is driving toward Bluhman.*
Bluhman: Yes; with 65^12 horsepower, and top tier tires, this baby can...
*Bluhman is ran over by the hotrod.*
MIC: Doesn't it have autopilot?
Bluhman: Yes, it does, but that wasn't the Bluhmobile.
Grandy: Then what is it, then?
Bluhman: It's this!!
*A purple hotrod falls from the sky.*
Bluhman: Okay, everybody in!
*All... Uhh... 11 or so people load their arses into the two-seater hot rod, and Bluhman drives off.*
Warxe: Why'd you do that..?
*Off a cliff, that is.*
Bluhman: ****.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 17, 2006, 09:05:20 PM
Everyone: Chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang we love you, hey, oh!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 17, 2006, 09:39:54 PM
Archem: Then why did you make us go to Canada?
MIC: Canada sells them 10 cents cheaper a bag.
Post by: Archem on October 17, 2006, 09:55:52 PM
Post by: Emerates on October 18, 2006, 08:16:12 PM
MIC: *kicks Emerates in face* STFU.
Tomi: Yeah newb. *Farts*
Post by: Kinslayer on October 19, 2006, 06:09:47 PM
*keeps drowning*
Post by: Archem on October 19, 2006, 07:46:21 PM
MIC: No.
Archem: Oh. *eats a Fun(yun/ion)* Are you sure?
MIC: Yes I'm sure.
Archem: I want a second opinion! Bluhman, are we there yet?
Bluhman: No. But we could be there yet if I used the Super Omega Overdrive Projectorâ„¢.
Rancid meat in the trunk: Then why didn't you use the S.O.O.P.?
Bluhman: That's a very good question, but we're out of time. Guess you'll have to ask again later.
RMITT: What do you mean "we're out of time"?
Bluhman: We're there yet.
Archem: Yay! *eats more snack*
Post by: Bluhman on October 19, 2006, 08:04:27 PM
Warxe: I don't really need a weapon, since I can just whip one out from under this coat. *Grabs a sword.*
Bluhman: Yes.. Well, Here are the weapons.
*Bluhman draws out 20 canned peas.*
MIC: Okay, so, this is a pistol in a can of peas, I'm guessing?
Bluhman: No, it's a can-of-peas shotgun. Just open the can, and bullets will spray everywhere!!
MT11: Ooh. Sounds destructive. Can we see how it works?
Bluhman: Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you.
*Bluhman opens a can. Peas fly into Emerates' mouth.*
Bluhman: Delicious, yes?
Emerates: Uhh... Not really.
Bluhman: You insult my culinary/arsenist skill! Prepare to die from poison I had snuck into that can.
Emerates: What? *Dies.*
MIC: Those bullets were unusually soft, edible and green, if you ask me.
Bluhman: Well... Uhh... That was a prototype.
Grandy: Let's see what else Bluhman's got in his trunk.
Bluhman: No! Stop!
Grandy: What's this thing?
*Grandy holds up a silver rocket launcher.*
Bluhman: Oh, that? That's a pistol.
Grandy: What? No it's not, it's a rocket launcher, Duh! See, it shoots rockets. *Grandy fires off the rocket launcher.*
*A single bullet flies out of the rocket launcher and into the distance.*
Grandy: ..The hell!?
Bluhman: I told you.
Grandy: Why waste so much metal and energy to make a weapon that big which fires just a single bullet?
Bluhman: The same reason I made this razor slinky. And this bottle rocket-launcher. And these carton of milk grenades. Oh, and this robot made of rancid meat.
Rancid-meat robot: Yo.
MIC: So, these are our weapons?
Bluhman: Yes. Take them, or leave.
Razor: Alright. We'll take them.
Bluhman: Very well then. I need to get to a business meeting in South Newsconsin. You know... Business trips.
MIC: I somehow doubt that.
Bluhman: (Damnit, he's onto me...) Well, good luck with whatever you're trying to do.
*Bluhman gets into his hotrod and flies off.*
Rancid-Meat Robot: Let's wreck some stuff!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 19, 2006, 08:18:13 PM
Post by: Archem on October 19, 2006, 08:26:10 PM
RMR(Formerly RMITT): *fart*
Tomi: It's like the little brother I never had! *hugs*
Archem: ...Or it can fart. Farting's cool, too. Now we can totally... Make... Poisoned gravy for their meals and... Stuff... Yeah.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 19, 2006, 08:44:12 PM
Warxe: Where are you going?
MIC: I'm going to the Fair.
Archem: K....
*12 decades later*
MIC: Alright, I'm back, and I brought better weapons.
Razor: OMG!
Tomi: Amazing!
MIC: Yes. Arm yourselves with these Plastic Swords, Foam Fingers, and 10 cent Balloon Hammers. This is going to get ugly.
Tomi: *takes Plastic Sword*
MT11: *Takes two Foam Fingers*
Razor: *Looks under Warxe's coats.* Hmmmm *Takes M16*
MIC: *With 10 Cent Balloon Hammer of Justice +5 in hand* Alright men and Drace. We will now rush the building. Many of you may die, but remember, you will die for a great cause! The greatest cause! The most greatest cause to ever be considered greatness!
Men: Here here!
MIC: Now, charge!
Men: *Charges*
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Warxe2: So... my twin has come.
Moosetroop11: Yes my lord Keesss. He is currently charging the front door and asking for directions to your office Keessss.
Successful Drace: Shall I end our army of super ninjas against them?
Warxe2: No... If my clone is anything like me, which he should be because we are exact copies, he will see through everything we send against him.
Moosetroop11: Then what shall we do Keessss?
Parallel Universe Grandy: *breaks down door* Hey guys, I'm straight! *leaves*
Warxe2: Let him come. I have sent out for the clones of two charas members to come and assist us. Clones even more powerful then my twin.
Successful Drace: You don't mean!
Warxe2: Yes, I do mean.
Post by: Grandy on October 19, 2006, 10:41:19 PM
BizarroGrandy: UGH! A man called me handsome! I'm straight! STRAIGHT! I HAVE NO BUSSNESS WITH MEN! DON'T TOUCH ME DON'T TOUCH ME YOU GAY SCUM! *runs away*
Grandy: So, my copy has to constantly yell about his sexual nature to prove himself and others he is not gay, as the oposite of me, who, even don't being gay, make jokes about it and let men touch me?
Razor: ...you let men touch you?
Grandy: *shurgs* It's not my fault everyone wants to.
Post by: Archem on October 19, 2006, 11:05:43 PM
RMR: What about me?
Archem: Yes, blast gas on the door and see if that kills anything. Fag.
RMR: Done.
MIC: Oh look at that! It's competent!
Grandy: More competent that my juicy man-part!
MIC: ...Yeah.
As the dust clears from the fallen wooden doors, a sillhouette begins to emerge... Who could it be? WHO?!! tune in next time to find out who it is!!!
Mimo: Hi guys.
Or read that guy, that's always faster...
Archem: YOU!!! What are YOU doing here?!!
Mimo: Hey, they accept me here! I'm a mediocre guy now, you guys can suck my ghost-genitalia!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 20, 2006, 12:02:27 AM
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Razor: *shoots Mimo*
Mimo: Ow, that hurt! *dies*
Grandy: Attack!!!!!
Post by: Grandy on October 20, 2006, 12:21:57 AM
Warxe: *watches everything* STOP!
*everyone stops, Bluhman is giving a headlock into Archem, Razor was half a inch to punch Grandy, BizarroGrandy is showing off his muscles, lots of things are like frozen in mid-air* *everyone stares at Warxe*
Warxe: Each one take care of it's parallel, I'll go search for my parallel self, Drace goes search for his.
Bluhman: *looks at Bluhwoman* *smiles* I would love to take care of you. *wink, wink*
Bluhwoman: *kicks bluhman in his balls*
Everyone: *looking at Bluhman with 'ouch' eyes*
Bluhman: *slowy falls in his knees*
Warxe: Okay... you all may resume now. *walks away*
--You heard the man! Everyone fights theyr copies!--
BizarroGrandy: You can't beat me! *shows muscles* I'm much more macho than you! *shows muscles in other pose* See those? *shows muscles* I train these out everyday, because that's man stuff! *Shows muscles* If I were a woman, I'd marry miself! *stops* *talks quicly* Not that I want to be a woman, nor I want to marry or even talk with someone as beautyful as me! Not that I think men like me with strong arms are beautyful! I'm straight, you got it?! STRAIGHT!
Grandy: ... *touches BizarroGrandy's nipples (BG is without a shirt to show his muscles)*
BizarroGrandy: DON'T TOUCH ME! OHMYGOD A MAN TOUCHED ME! HIS GAY GERMS WILL SPREAD THROUGH MY BODY! STAY AWAY FROM ME! I MUST CLEAN MYSELF! ONOZ TAKING A BATH IS WOMAN THING! I KNOW! I'LL CLEAN MYSELF WITH MY SWEAT! *starts to exercise to sweat* *stops* NOT THAT I LIKE MEN SWEAT! *resumes*
Grandy: *watches smiling*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 20, 2006, 08:45:50 AM
MT11: *Looks at novelty foam hands* screw this. *Whacks Moosetroop11 over the head with a brick*
***
Parallel Alex: It is time. For I am parallel alex, evil and constantly active!
Parallel Raffles: Mwahahaha, you speak the truth, friend! Let us wreak carefully controlled havok!
*Smoke*
???: not so fast, fiends.
PAlex: No, It can't be!!!!
PRaffles: You!
Parallel Alex's good twin brother: Let this be the battle to end all battles. *Final boss music begins*
Post by: Dragonium on October 20, 2006, 02:24:41 PM
*Everyone stops and looks at Dragonium*
Dragonium: What? Am I outdoing your expectations? Am I simply not good enough to have my own thoughts and feelings? Am I simpy, expected to run around punching people and seeking my own particular counterpart, while simply becoming another hopeless member of this violent riot? Well? Am I?
MT11: Yes.
Dragonium: 'Kay. *Stabs Dragonium2 with a corkscrew*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 20, 2006, 06:15:48 PM
Archem: WTF? I'm not a counterpart! *dies*
MIC: Ooops.... Hey, there's paralle me!
Post by: Bluhman on October 20, 2006, 06:25:20 PM
Bluhwoman: Stand and fight.
Bluhman: Yeah, right. I'll do that. *Takes out his laser pistol.*
*Bluhwoman takes out dual combat shotguns.*
Bluhman: Okay, no fair.
Bluhwoman: I never play fair...
Bluhman: ... Uhh... I don't always play fair...!?
Bluhwoman: You know... You're right. That doesn't make sense, since we're practically opposites of eachother... Meaning I should be wearing white instead of black, have yellow hair instead of purple...
Bluhman: And should be dead instead of alive.
Bluhwoman: No, you're the dead one, and I'm the living one.
Bluhman: No, you are!!
Bluhwoman: I'll fix this. *Fires a shotgun at bluhman*
*Shot misses.*
Bluhwoman: What the hell!?
Bluhman: Unlike me, you have horrible aim.
Bluhwoman: Damnit!
Post by: Dragonium on October 20, 2006, 09:03:30 PM
Clones: ...
Dragonium: ...
Clones: ...
Dragonium: ...
Clones: ...
Dragonium: ...
Dragonium2: Shut up. *Stabs Dragonium with a corkscrew*
Post by: Archem on October 20, 2006, 10:52:47 PM
Grandy: ...Shut up. *stabs Archem with a corkscrew*
Grandy: That's for coming back to life... Death... wjatever a ghost has.
Dragonium2: Ha! Free card for rule-breaking! *enjoys Dragonium's favorite snack, which, for the case of argument and insignificant plot, happens to be deep-fried salmon*
Coolisme: Deep-fried salmon?
Dragonium: Yeah. It has chocolate filling.
Mimo: that's what she said!
Everyone: *blank stare*
MooseTroop11: I think we had a stroke of bad judgement for accepting him.
CIM: Yeah, but his terrible jokes make me laugh!
MIC: Laugh? You are evil! *stabs CIM with a corkscrew*
Post by: Grandy on October 21, 2006, 03:04:33 AM
*a man with a bag full of them pass by*
Man: Take here your free corkscrews! Take them while they are still fresh! *stops in front of MachoGrandy* Would you like a screw, mister?
MachoGrandy: Are you hitting on me?! I'M STRAIGHT! GET IT! STRAIGHT!
Grandy: Would you drop it already. No one here is in doubt about your sexuality.
MachoGrandy: ...there's someone who is.
Grandy: Yeah? Who?
MachoGrandy: ...m....me....
-insert awkward silence here-
Grandy: Well, uh... whatever floats your boat, man.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 21, 2006, 06:09:19 PM
PRaffles: Argh! The parallel-ness is too much! *Smashes through random window onto the battle below*
Grandy: !!!! It's parallel Raffles!
PRaffles: *Gets up* You're all meanies, so there!
MT11: Careful guys, this one's dangerous. His opinion could actually matter.
Post by: Dragonium on October 21, 2006, 06:44:38 PM
PRaffles: Yes, I am. Ha.
Dragonium: So he's not evil.
PRaffles: What?! I so am!
Dragonium: And he's not British.
PRaffles: He lies!
Dragonium: And he loses every argument he gets into.
PRaffles: Oh for God's sake stop!
Dragonium: And he can't shoot missiles.
PRaffles: ...Way to find fault, arsehole. *Runs away crying*
MT11: Sweet. Good job.
Dragonium2: Yeah, real smooth. *Stabs Dragonium with a corkscrew*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 22, 2006, 03:07:16 AM
Post by: Big_Duke on October 23, 2006, 04:30:33 AM
Parallel Duke: 7 L1ke5 tEh b4nan4s 4nd tEh p1e
Duke:Shut up, N00b.
PD: 0k7e-d0k1e
Duke: Barkeep, send me a whiskey.
*Sends down a cup with a whisker in it*
Duke: WHISKEY! W-H-I-S-K-E-Y! Not whisker, whiskey!
Bartender: Shut up, you're lucky you're getting it at all.
Duke: *Stabs Barkeep with a corkscrew*
Duke2: Why did you kill him?
Duke: I didn't kill him I stabbed him!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 23, 2006, 05:06:21 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 23, 2006, 06:59:55 PM
Post by: Big_Duke on October 23, 2006, 10:47:06 PM
Post by: Grandy on October 25, 2006, 12:16:21 AM
Grandy *dressed as Freud, with a wig to complete*: So, you mean when you were five you suddenly wanted to "feel pretty" for your neighbor?
PGrandy: *in one of those bed-thingies psychologists use* Yes, well, I looked at him, and he looked so pretty, and all that!
Grandy: Well, then it seems you were attracted to him, let's say, even sexually?
PGrandy: I'm STRAIGHT!
Grandy: If you're not going to cooperate, we may end it here.
PGrandy: Well, m- maybe a bit, yes.
Grandy: There we have it, you're gay!
PGrandy: NO I'M NOT! I'M STRAIGHT!
Grandy: *takes off wig and trenchcoat* Okay, that's it, if you're not going to admit it, then at least don't deny it, eveyone here already knows that, right people?
*no one is nearby*
Grandy: You heard them, they agree. Now, that's 50 bucks for the session. Have a nice day, and remember: Being homosexual is not that bad! I know many people who are homosexual, at least one, I think his name was ParallelGrundy or something or another, anyway, I'm pretty sure you'd love to know him. Step outside, please? Have a nice day chasing guys.
PGrandy: *leaves room, and stares at the world outside*
-------
Grandy: Okay, my parallel one is gone. Now, to actually do something useful. *sits down and watches other people fighting* :corn:
-------
PGrandy: *still staring like someone dumb* *a handsome guy passes by*
PGrandy: *shrugs, then goes after him*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 25, 2006, 12:20:34 AM
PGrandy: *Smiles, gives chase*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 25, 2006, 05:07:08 PM
Post by: Tomi on October 25, 2006, 10:36:02 PM
MIC: Damn...lawl.
Post by: Emerates on October 26, 2006, 12:12:20 AM
MIC: HOW?!? That's virtually impossible.
ParaEmerates: *Says something worthwhile and is useful to the community in some way or other*
Big Duke: He's more my opposite than that guy's.....
Emerates: Yeh. The only problem is that he is incredible racist. And you're black.
BD: Huh?
ParaEmerates: *Snipes Big Duke with bare fists from far away*
BD: *Explodes*
Emerates: And he has a good aim.
Post by: Archem on October 26, 2006, 12:14:27 AM
MIC: No! You're not allowed to convince others that you're funny! Go sit on the time-out nuke!
Archem: Man... Stupid poop-head...
MIC: What was that, young man?!
Archem: I said "Man, shoot that nuke dead!" ... Shit...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 26, 2006, 02:18:17 AM
MIC: *Completly changes it.*
Post by: Big_Duke on October 26, 2006, 08:03:18 PM
Grandy: About two posts ago.
Duke: Why?
MIC: Don't question me! *Hits Duke* Now you join Archem!
Duke: No!
MIC: You go, now!
Duke: NO!
MIC: *Picks duke up and throws him on the time-out nuke, causing it to explode and the pub and everybody in it being killed*
In Purgatory...
Duke: Thanks alot MIC.
MIC: *Hits Duke*
Duke: *Stabs MIC with corkscrew*
Dragonium2: Hey that's my line!
Duke: Aren't you a clone, not having a soul and all?
Dragonium: Yeah!
Dragonium2: *Disappears in a puff off logic*
MIC: How incredibly like the Hitchhiker's Guide!
Duke: I'm tired of being here, I'm off to hell.
Razor: I agree, this is boring, see you there. *Both disappear*
PGrandy: *Goes after them*
---------------------
Razor: Wouldn't this be ya know covered in fire and stuff.
Duke: Why are we back in the pub?
Razor: Must've been a near death experiance.
Duke: I was thrown on the nuke, why am I in a near death experiance?
Razor: Let's just get some beer.
*Both drink until both have huge beer bellies*
Barkeep: When are they due? Hahahaha!
Razor: Shuddap ya, ya, person.
Duke:*Falls over asleep*
Post by: Dragonium on October 26, 2006, 08:32:10 PM
Big Duke: ...
MIC: I suggest we go some place better!
*Pub members are teleported to Africa*
Dragonium: Uhh... What?
MIC: Damn. Some place better than Hell. Figures it would be Africa.
Drace: *Contracts HIV*
Dragonium: Take us some place better.
*Pub members are teleported to Canada*
Dragonium: Damn it man!
MT11: *Chased by trophy hunters*
MIC: Alright, I'll take us somewhere WORSE.
Dragonium: You do that.
*Pub members are teleported to the Pub*
Dragonium: Ahh. Pub sweet pub.
Red: *Spinning on pool table*
Trophy Hunter: Nice place, eh.
[5 minutes later]
*Pub members' heads are stuck on walls as trophies*
Dragonium: Nice bloody going.
MIC: Look, I'm not called Meisteleporter. Cut me some slack.
Archem: *Insert generic "get ahead in life" joke here*
Post by: WarxePB on October 26, 2006, 08:57:41 PM
Trophy Hunter: Okay, that's 20 mil.
Warxe: What?
TH: It was you who told me to do this.
Warxe: Uh... I dunno what you're talking about...
*5 minutes later*
Warxe: *'s head is stuck on a wall asa trophy* Damn it..
Post by: Archem on October 26, 2006, 08:58:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Dragonium
Archem: *Insert generic "get ahead in life" joke here*
Archem: Haha! I would SO do that! ... Oh, wait...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 26, 2006, 09:01:22 PM
Post by: Emerates on October 26, 2006, 10:17:11 PM
MT!!: THE MOOSE IS LOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!!!
Emerates: Ah, but I am better than yo-
MT!!: *Decapitates*
Post by: Grandy on October 26, 2006, 10:21:35 PM
Warxe: Super cool, I could say.
Razor: You guys could focus on the matter we are bodyless heads used as a trophies to a sterioptical head hunter?
Grandy: Okay, I'm focusing in that, what now?
Razor: ... nothing, I was just curious, that's all.
Warxe: *looks around for a while, calculating*
Warxe: *after a while* Hey, Mr.Hunter, could you step back, please?
Hunter: Eh? Okay, like this? *goes about two steps back* *hits the table, and get accidentally kicked by Red, who is spinning on it*
Warxe: Good lord, finnaly that non-stop spinning served to something right.
Hunter: *faints*
Warxe: Okay, now, we need to get our bodies back.
Razor: He mentioned burning them or something.
Grandy: ...
Razor: ...
Warxe: ...
Red: ...*spins*
Grandy: Well, it does seems only one person can help us, and it is-
Superman: Cut it out, I'm in the wall with you.
Grandy: Well, all hope is lost.
Warxe: Wait, there's still someone powerful enough...
Razor: You don't mean?
Warxe: No, not Orlando Bloom.
Razor: Oh, I can't help myself, he can do everything in his movies.
Grandy: Can he touch his nipples with his tongue?
Razor: As a matter of fact, yes, he can.
Grandy: ...now THAT'S f*cked up.
Warxe: Guys, focus, we need to call the misterious person I'm not tellin the name yet to creat dramatic tension.
Grandy: And who could he be?
Warxe: It's... Brlando Oloom! The parallel version of Orlando Bloom!
Razor: That means he can't do much!
Warxe: As a matter of fact, he's the Opositte of Orlando Bloom! In the movies, Orlando can do everything he obviously couldn't in real life, therefore...
Razor: ...Brlando can do everything in real life, but can't act!
Warxe: He's like Arnold Schwarzenegger in a sense.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 28, 2006, 07:55:08 PM
Post by: Razor on October 29, 2006, 12:21:08 AM
Razor: :D
Post by: WarxePB on October 29, 2006, 01:05:48 AM
Warxe: Good going, Razor.
Post by: Archem on October 29, 2006, 01:22:10 AM
Razor: Yays! OhnoIcan'tbreath!!
And all was well. Except for Razor's bacon, it couldn't breath on the moon.
Post by: Tomi on October 29, 2006, 01:45:10 AM
Tomi: You're a looney.
MT11: Stop quoting Holy Grail...
Razor: Nottatall! Please continue, old chaps.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 29, 2006, 09:34:13 AM
Tomi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Post by: Grandy on October 29, 2006, 11:40:30 AM
Razor: It must belong to the nazis.
Grandy: ....nazis?
Razor: Everyone know there's nazis on the moon, it's just hard to detect.
Grandy: Like sarcasm on the internet, riiiight?
Razor: Exactly.
...
...
...
...
Razor: You were being sarcastic, weren't you?
Grandy: That's definitive proof to me, there MUST be nazis here.
Post by: Archem on October 29, 2006, 02:49:28 PM
Hitler scampers by.
Archem: How could a Nazi breath on the moon? YOU can't even breath on the moon!
Grandy: Oh, can't I?
Archem: No. You can't.
Grandy: Oh. OhmyGodIcan'tbreath!! *deadish*
MIC [now with space suit!]: Then why can you breath?
Razor: HAX! Graaaghstillcan'tbreathbutnotdeadyet!!
Archem: *sniff* You guys just HAD to go there! I have a disorder! *sniff* I'm a ghost! Waa-haa!!! *cry* *bawl* *general grieving*
Eva Braun: Sieg hiel! *scampers off*
Mimo: ...What the hell was that?!
MIC: An alien, duh! Nazis on the moon... Rediculous!
Post by: Tomi on October 29, 2006, 02:54:06 PM
Grandy: WHY NO RUM?!
Post by: Razor on October 29, 2006, 07:50:28 PM
Grandy: Isn't that the same as worse?
Razor: Yes, but faster!
Post by: Emerates on October 31, 2006, 12:55:13 AM
MIC: You're ruining my twisted plot, nub.
Tomi: Yeah. *farts*
Razor: .....NAZIS!!!!
Archem: Wha-*hit by flying book of fire*
MT!!: ****! They're throwing burning literature!
Grandy: I'll just sneak behind them, and- *hit with book of fire*
Razor: They got Grandy! That ruins our continuity!
Emerates: I would suggest a retreat.
MIC: .....
Tomi: nub.
*Various pubsters form defensive circle as flying books of fire continue to hail from the moon's non-existential sky*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 31, 2006, 05:03:55 PM
Razor: Heheh, not me, I only exist now to complicate your lives.
MIC: *Spots Emerates* Wait! You could be just who we need! You could.. save the day!!!
Emerates: Wow guys, really?
MIC: Yeah, hold still a minute.
*A minute later, Emerates is a human shield*
MIC: Right then.
Tomi: CHAAAAAAA *farts* AAAAAAAAAARGE!!!
Post by: Tomi on November 01, 2006, 12:16:47 AM
Post by: Archem on November 01, 2006, 01:58:02 AM
DarkFlood: *shows up* Aww shit... *un-shows up*
Archem: Yeahs! *conjures up an M1 Garand rifle* No better way to stop a Nazi than to shoot 'em!
Razor: Uh... Wow... I guess we should-
Archem: NO! I'M THE WORLD WAR II HERO HERE!!! BACK OFF AND WATCH THE MASTER!!! *begins homocidal rampage and general Nazi-bashing*
MIC: Son of a bitch!
Archem: RAAARGH!!! *slings disembodied head of an SS officer at Drace*
Drace: GALAWALAHOO!!! SCARY!!! ... I... Think I'll... Take this to the bathroom... *slinks off to a moon-bathroom* *with a space helmet* *which Razor still doesn't have*
Razor: STILLNOTBREATHING!!!
Archem: *doesn't reload his rifle until the clip empties*
Tomi: One too many hours of Call of Duty there, partner? *farts, creating a space helmet thingy somehow* Yay!
Archem: Good job, comrade! You can be my new sniper! *flings a sniper rifle at Tomi*
Tomi: Double-yay! *shoots at the moon bathroom*
Drace: Oh baby!
Post by: Dragonium on November 04, 2006, 10:45:37 PM
Nazi: Sieg Heil! *Is bludgeoned*
Dragonium: Hmm... It's impossible for me to fight all of them... I know! I can throw something at them to fight them from a distance!
Razor: Woohoo! Finally! *Runs past with Drace's space helmet and puts it on* Aahh, precious air. How I missed you.
Dragonium: Yes! The perfect weapon! *Steals [STRIKE]Drace's[/STRIKE] Razor's space helmet and throws it at random Nazi*
Nazi: Mein Leben! *Is thrown at*
Razor: NOTBREATHINGAGAIN!! *Implodes*
Post by: Archem on November 05, 2006, 12:05:58 AM
Everyone: *glares at Archem*
Archem: Hey, it wouldn't be funny if he didn't suffer, right?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 05, 2006, 12:39:48 AM
Post by: Emerates on November 05, 2006, 01:11:50 AM
Nazis: Para! No eres un compradre! Para ahora!
Emerates: Wait a sec.... you're not a Nazi...
Not-Nazi: Silencio! Schnell!
Emerates: ...
?Nazi: Baja! El suelo!
MIC: *Stabs with corkscrew*
?Nazi: *Dies*
MIC: Nub.
Emerates: Haha! My distraction plan work't! Now I'll just hitch a ride outta here and-
MIC: *Stabs with corkscrew*
Emerates: HEY! NOT COOL!
MIC: Nub.
Emerates: ....Yeah? Well...... you're Emo.
Dragonium: *As MIC's human shield* LIES!
Post by: Archem on November 05, 2006, 01:49:51 AM
Nazi: Nien!
Archem: *shoots Nazi* Stupid Nazi, it's your fault that quote bugs occur!
Space Grandy: What quote bug?
Archem: The one that... It... The Nazi... I swear it happened!
Space Grandy: Sure.
Emerates: Nub.
Archem: Seriously, who says "nub" around here anyways?
MIC: Nublettes. *dons space helmet over the one supplied by his space suit*
Archem: Seriously, shouldn't you give that to Razor? I don't think he's supposed to be turning to that shade of implosion...
MIC: I could, but then what would keep my space suit from dying from a lack of oxygen, smart one?
Space Grandy: I'm floating away! *floats away*
Post by: Big_Duke on November 05, 2006, 03:18:34 AM
Post by: Tomi on November 05, 2006, 03:50:40 AM
Post by: Grandy on November 05, 2006, 04:58:47 PM
Grandy: *grabs a rock, throws it at a nazi*
*rock flies slowy due to the fact they are in the moon*
Grandy: ....
Nazi: ....
Grandy: ....
Nazi: ....
Grandy: ....
Nazi: ....
Emerates: ....
Tomi: *farts*
Nazi: ....
Razor: ....
Grandy: ....
*rock hits nazi*
Nazi: *faints*
Grandy: I found their weak spot! They are vulnerable to small, slow, inoffencive rocks!
Razor: You'd think guys who survive 3 bullets in vital spot in Call of Duty were more tolerant to pain than that.
Post by: RelicLOL on November 05, 2006, 08:29:01 PM
*playing call of duty*
WOOHOO 1 HIT KILL!1!!
(Don't ask z.z)
Post by: Dragonium on November 05, 2006, 08:40:39 PM
*Slo-mo effect*
MIC: Nooooooooo...! *Runs away*
Dragonium: Oh for God's sake, it's just gravity. *Walks away in normal speed*
*Rock continues flying slowly until it hits MIC in the back of the head*
MIC: Aaaaaaagh...! *Falls in slow motion*
Dragonium: *Walks past in normal speed, bludgeoning random Nazis with towel rail*
Post by: Djanki on November 06, 2006, 01:18:10 AM
Nazi: SIEG HEIL!!
Djanki:...WTF? Nazis?
Nazi: Underhosen german wuurdz!
Djanki:.....
Nazi: *more german*
Djanki:....Right...
Dragonium: Djanki! Kill that mother f***er!
Djanki: Right! Let's fight!
*Transforms from Sunflowerish Thing With Big Nose to Guy Wearing Tuxedo and a Mask*
Djanki: *Twirling in one spot* Have at thee, Nazi! Petal Dance!
*kills Nazi*
...*hit misses*...
..*hit misses*...
...*Djanki get's Confused*...
Djanki: Do I get my princess-girl now?
Dragonium:.....
Meiscool:....Hatred...rising....must...resist...urge...to...kill...Djanki.....aw, the heck with it!
*Dashes at Djanki with a Nazi as a weapon*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 06, 2006, 04:09:02 AM
Dragonium: Didn't you read the fine print when you bought me?
MIC: No, I didn't.
Dragonium: And you didn't think it the least bit odd that I only cost 4 dollars?
MIC: Not at all.
Dragonium: So you're telling me that you you didn't question my quality even a bit when you found me inside the bargin bin?
MIC: I thought you were a really good deal.
Dragonium: I'm broken inside.
Post by: Archem on November 06, 2006, 04:25:36 AM
Grandy: *chunks rock at Archem*
Fainted Nazi: *unfaints* Ohh, mein head...
Rock: Oh snap! It's that weird guy again! *hits Nazi in the head* *again*
Nazi: Argh! *refaints*
Console: HEADSHOT!
Archem: KILL THIEF!!! *shoots Grandy*
Bullet: *moves really fast*
Grandy: *thinks really slow* O-
Bullet: *rips through Grandy*
Grandy: *dead*
MIC: That ruined the fun. You ruined the fun. Man, I'm going home. *goes home*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 06, 2006, 05:01:46 PM
Post by: Djanki on November 07, 2006, 11:31:33 AM
A Gyashyl Green, perhaps?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 08, 2006, 04:16:06 AM
Audience: *Canned Laugher*
Post by: Djanki on November 09, 2006, 08:15:55 PM
Post by: Archem on November 09, 2006, 09:16:51 PM
Space Grandy: Communist.
Archem: That too! Thank you, Comrade Space Grandy!
MIC: Well, I was refer-
Archem: Let the funky rusky disco rave begin!
*funky rusky disco raving ensues*
Archem: Hehehe! The perfect trick to lure out those fascist Nazi bastards! Comrade Stalin will surely reward my plan with a reward of some sort!
MT11: You know, it helps to muddle about your dastardly plans under your breath so that others don't hear.
Archem: SILENCE! I will not tolerate anarchy! Begone!
MT11: Fine, but don't say I took that danish from you.
Archem: What dani-
MT11: *vanishes*
Archem: 0_o Comrade Stalin would be better off not knowing about that. *shoots a Nazi*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 09, 2006, 09:19:38 PM
Post by: Tomi on November 10, 2006, 03:59:23 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 11, 2006, 04:24:51 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 11, 2006, 05:05:49 PM
Post by: Dragonium on November 11, 2006, 05:43:23 PM
Post by: Grandy on November 11, 2006, 06:17:47 PM
Tomi: *farts*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 11, 2006, 06:24:52 PM
Post by: Tomi on November 14, 2006, 01:19:45 AM
Post by: Archem on November 14, 2006, 01:35:37 AM
MIC: Phail.
Post by: WarxePB on November 14, 2006, 03:59:31 PM
Tomi: Like...
Archem: A CIRCUS!
Warxe: *shrugs* It works. *snaps fingers, and clowns and lions appear*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 14, 2006, 04:02:50 PM
*Drace walks out in bathing costume*
audience: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRggggg*Explode*
Post by: Grandy on November 14, 2006, 06:57:08 PM
Grandy: HEAR THE MAN! *waves*
Post by: Djanki on November 15, 2006, 03:07:20 PM
...
ACTIVE GERNADES!
Post by: Grandy on November 15, 2006, 10:52:07 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 15, 2006, 10:53:51 PM
Everyone: *laffs at Meiscool's silly pun.*
Post by: Razor on November 18, 2006, 04:18:15 AM
Post by: Dragonium on November 18, 2006, 12:02:29 PM
Razor: Yay!
Post by: Tomi on November 21, 2006, 01:50:10 AM
MIC: Why the hell did Tomi say that with the asteriks thingys?
Grandy: Dunno.
Post by: Bluhman on November 21, 2006, 02:01:31 AM
Green Regis: Yeah...
Bluhman: What the hell are you doing here!? Get out!!
GR: Fine... *Runs off.*
Meiscool: Who was that?
Bluhman: My past...
*Initiate flashback:*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 21, 2006, 02:04:59 AM
GR: Hey, is this the charas pub?
Bluhman: Yes, it is.
GR: And are you the owner?
Bluhman: ... yes.
GR: Could I interest you in so-
Bluhman: Get out!
Post by: Archem on November 21, 2006, 02:16:00 AM
Warxe: Aw, let him stay a spell! It can't hurt!
Bluhman: But... He's... He's some kind of con-man!
GR: Nonsense! "This statement is false!" "This sentence is a question!" All utter nonsense! Would you like to be a millionaire?!
Bluhman: He makes a good point, we could stand to lose our insurance coverage over a lack of foot-washing nonsense... And as the owner of this pub, I can't pass up a chance like this! I mean, it's not like any other pub owners pass up miraculously perfect opportunities akin to this one!
Razor: *tear drops from eye*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 21, 2006, 02:23:36 AM
Bluhman: So yeah, Razor, that's the tale of how I sold your pub for one tube of cyborg-foot-cream.
Razor: That's ok.
Bluhman: It is?
Razor: Yes. According to the pub blueprint, Meiscool and Moosetroop11 are a part of the pub, so GR has to take them too.
Bluhman: I suppose this didn't turn out all that ba-
Meiscool: Hey guys! I just made a cure for cancer!
GR: *Walks up to MIC* I'll be taking that. *Walks away*
Meiscool: Don't worry MT11, I'll get you cured some day.
MT11: Thank *cough* you.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 21, 2006, 09:31:32 PM
Razor: Nothing at all. I can't understand it.
MT11: Exactly! And another thing, who will eat innocent civilians when I'm gone?
Tomi: *Farts at a lit match and ignites himself*
Post by: Archem on November 21, 2006, 09:51:18 PM
Archem: Oh sh*t! Blame Canada!
Warxe:
Archem: ...
Warxe:
Archem: ...Aren't you supposed to have a "dot dot dot" or something?
Warxe: !
GR: His voice was a last-minute add on to the blueprint! Kuh-kaw! *flies off*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 21, 2006, 11:07:16 PM
Post by: Emerates on November 26, 2006, 07:21:02 PM
Council Members: *do not appear*
Emerates: Damn.... Has anyone seen Jane?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 26, 2006, 07:24:22 PM
Post by: Razor on November 26, 2006, 10:25:08 PM
Razor: AIDS? In my pub?
MT11: It's more likely than you think. Click here (http://charas-project.net/forum/postreply.php?forumid=32&catid=6&threadid=5511) to have a free check.
MIC: Click where? What the hell are you talking about?
MT11: ;)
MIC: THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER. IT IS JUST A WINK. WINKS ARE NOT ANSWERS. UNLESS I ASKED "HEY MOOSETROOP, WHAT DOES THE FACIAL ACTION "WINK" LOOK LIKE?" IN WHICH CASE IT WOULD BE A SUITABLE ANSWER.
Warxe: Capslock is cruise control for cooooooool!!
Post by: Emerates on November 26, 2006, 11:28:56 PM
MIC: You n00b.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 26, 2006, 11:42:05 PM
Lassie: :p
Warxe: MIC is stuck in the well again?
Lassie: ::)
Warxe: We need to go save him?
Lassie: :vampire:
Warxe: If we don't help him he's going to die?
Lassie: _veryangry_
Warxe: Lead the way!
Lassie: ;)
Warxe: *Runs after Lassie* Lassie, are we here yet?
Lassie: :blue-eye:
MIC: Help me!!!
Warxe: I'm coming Meiscool!!!
Post by: Tomi on November 27, 2006, 01:15:49 AM
Lassie: :eyes:
Tomi: :frag: >: <= Lassie
MIC: lawl AHHHHHH!!!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 27, 2006, 01:39:10 AM
Tomi: _ghost_
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 28, 2006, 02:11:10 PM
Everyone: :Plight:
Emerates: Is it even possible to rock out to a voilin?
Everyone: :para:
Post by: Tomi on November 29, 2006, 01:54:16 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 29, 2006, 05:12:00 AM
Post by: Tomi on November 29, 2006, 11:03:11 PM
nub1337: lol teh meiscol si b4NN3D!!!!111eleventyjuan
Post by: Bluhman on November 30, 2006, 01:23:09 AM
MIC: But I'm still here, right?
Bluhman: Who the hell are you!? The Massachussets Institute of Cannibalism!?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 30, 2006, 02:07:23 AM
Grandy: The hell?
Grandy: How is this possible?
Grandy: Crap.
Grandy: Hey there sexy.
Grandy: We're all Grandys!
Grandy: I can't tell the real Grandy!
Grandy: I can.
Grandy: I'm the real Grandy.
Grandy: No, I am.
Grandy: I don't want to be Grandy.
Grandy: *Farts*
Grandy: Well, we all know that that Grandy is To-
Grandy: *Eats Grandy*
Grandy: I'm ruler of the 5 D world!
Grandy: Warxe?
Grandy: GRANDY!
Grandy: *Summons Grandy*
Grandy: How does that help!?
Grandy: lol
Grandy: Shutup Grandy.
Grandy: .... *leaves*
Grandy: Grandy, read that book again.
Grandy: Who, me?
Grandy: No, the other Grandy.
Grandy: Oh.
Gran-
Grandy: I thought we told you to leave!
Grandy: *leaves*
Grandy: Jane, is that you?
Grandy: No, I'm Grandy.
Grandy: Come here sexy. *makes out with Grandy*
Grandy: *begins to read book aloud again.*
Grandy: Hurry up Grandy.
Grandy: *hurries up*
*POOF*
MIC: Yes, I'm back to normal!
Tomi: Thank God.
Grandy: What are you two doing?
Warxe: Um... nothing. Especially not making love.
Zero: That's right. We wern't doing anything homosexual.
Massachussets Institute of Cannibalism: Damnit, I almost had them trapped within my grasp!
Post by: Dragonium on November 30, 2006, 04:46:08 PM
Razor: ...
MIC: ...
Warxe: ...
Bluhman: ...
Dragonium: *Comes back in* Alright, who put the rhino outside the door?
Razor: O_o
Rhino: *Charges Drace*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 30, 2006, 10:16:13 PM
Rhino: Well I was attempting to graze grass in a peaceful manner,
Drace: As you do. *Eats grass*
Rhino: When suddenly I was Grandy! I was taken aback, who's ever heard of a Brazillian rhino?
Stu: No-one, no-one.
Rhino: So suddenly I was Brazillian. And all I wanted to do was play soccer.
MIC: Owch, I feel for you bud.
Rhino: But my damn horn burst the ball when I went for a header! Now I want revenge!
Razor: Emerates is obviously the culprit here. Do with him as you wish.
Emerates: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
Jane: *Teary eyed*
*Screen blacked out, words appear on the screen*
Jane never saw Emerates again.
*Words fade out, Credits roll, Tomi farts*
Post by: Archem on November 30, 2006, 11:47:37 PM
MIC: Shut up! The dilemma was resolved a few posts ago! You need to keep up with the times!
Tomi: *farts*
Fart: Seriously, you're out of it. Bad. *dissipates*
Archem: 0_o Mebe I am a little out of it... Heh, that Rhino over there must be prety pissed, seeing as how he's a figment! *snaps out of it?*
Rhino: No, I'm real. You're just out of it. Real out of it. *rasterizes*
Archem: ... Mebe I should take a break from this place for a while... *takes break in the back of the room*
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on December 01, 2006, 01:02:51 AM
Post by: Emerates on December 01, 2006, 01:09:13 AM
Rhino: WTF.
MT!!: How? That was an impossible feat.
Emerates: The secret to my success is to aim for the ovaries.
MIC: D00d, you can't say that on the radio.
Tomi: Yeah, it's unethical.
Emerates: Okay, let me do it again.....
[TIME PARADOX FTW]
Emerates: *Walks into Pub, beaten and bloodied* Well, it wasn't easy, but I finally managed to escape.
Rhino: WTF.
MT!!: How? That was an impossible feat.
Emerates: The secret to my success is to aim for the [STRIKE]ovaries[/STRIKE] eyes.
Rhino: I do not recall being hit in the face.
Archem: Yeah, and he doesn't have a black eye....
Emerates: ....
MIC: I think we all know what happened.
MT!!: :blue-eye:
Emerates: *turns around, rubs posterior, leaves*
Drace: D:
Razor: Who wants beer?
Post by: Tomi on December 01, 2006, 03:14:57 AM
Everyone + Samuel L. Jackson and Mr. T: *raises hand*
Razor: Ok, well that's solved. *your Emerates in spode*
Post by: Bluhman on December 02, 2006, 02:19:05 AM
Tomi: Yes, but No.
Bluhman: Fine. Be wrong. Bye. *Leaves pub with a frown and stomp.*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 02, 2006, 11:03:09 PM
Post by: Archem on December 03, 2006, 01:27:01 AM
Archem: Who said that?
They had sex!
Archem: Seriously, where's that coming from?
And guess what?
MIC: What?
Archem: Don't egg the voice on!
They did it again!
Grandy: Oh, did they?
Yes.
Grandy: Awesome!
Razor: And what happened after that?
George "Dubbya" Bush bombed Iraq!
Archem: This isn't funny! Tell me who's talking! And after that, stop talking!
George "Dubbya" Bush: Really? Man, I'm so cool now!
Tomi: I agree! With gusto! And zest! *farts*
Fart1: Yay! I have a brother!
Fart2: No, you have a sister!
Fart1/Fart 2: Yay!
Archem: Stop it! Dubbya's not cool! The voice is not funny! My ignorance of what exactly's going on is not rational!
Drace: Yes it is.
Archem: AUGH!!!
Man, what a loooooser! You guys hang out with that loooooser?
All: No!
Good, because I can't be seen hanging out with the friends of a loooooser. Especially when he's looooosing. Look at that loooooser, throwing shoes at things
Archem: Take that! *flings a shoe at the juke box* And this! *flings a shoe at a beer keg*
Drace: No! The beer! You bastard!
Man, that loooooser's really starting to piss me off... He's going down.
Archem: Oh yeah? Well, no omnipotent voice is gonna put me dow- *falls through a trap door*
Tomi: Oh wow, that was original. /sarcasm
Hey, no need to get sarcastic. Matter of fact, I think you just might be... A loooooser.
Grandy: *gasp*
MIC: *shock*
Razor: *general consensus*
All: *chanting* Loser! Loser! Loser!
I submit you, Tomi, to the Loooooser Hall of Shame, followed by a trip to the Loooooser Colosseum. A fight to the death between Loooooser Archem, and Loooooser Tomi.
All (except for Tomi): Yay!
Tomi: Hey, wa- *falls through a trap door*
In the trap door pit...
Archem: So, you a loser, too?
Tomi: No, there's been a grave misunderstanding!
Archem: DENIAL! That's the first sign of an addiction! Tell me, are you addicted to losing?
Tomi: No!
Archem: I think you are!
Tomi: No! It's not true!
Archem: Yes it is!
Tomi: No! *sniff* Iss no't tr-tr-ooooh!
Archem: Yes, Tomi. It's true. You're a loser.
Tomi: *breaks down into tears*
Archem: Hey, there, it's alright. You'll get over it!
Tomi: *bawling*
Archem: ... Well, time to fade out!
*fades out*
Man, this is getting goo-oo-ood!
MIC: Totally!
Razor: You heard right!
Grandy: Ha! I'm a yes-man!
Post by: Tomi on December 03, 2006, 03:02:36 AM
Drace: I saw Emerates take it and put it on before the last post..
Tomi: What a dumbass...
*In Colliseum*
Emerates: I'm coo-*eaten by a lion*
Announcer: Wow, Tomi just got owned.. wait, that person doesn't have a brain.. That can't be Tomi.. Ohh, its Emerates disguised as Tomi.. heh, no wonder he dropped down here...
*fade out*
MIC: It never pays to be a n00b.
Tomi: Totally.. *farts*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 03, 2006, 03:09:44 AM
Rancor: I'm down here.
Archem: AHHHHH *picks up bone and rock*
Rancor: RAWR *picks up Archem and posistions himself under an iron gate*
Post by: Archem on December 03, 2006, 03:19:19 AM
Archem: Who said that? Was it Tom? Or Sally? By God, it better not be Sally... He owes me money! *shakes fist*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 03, 2006, 03:40:26 AM
Never mind... Jedi he is not.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 03, 2006, 03:30:13 PM
MIC: And you can shut the hell up.
Post by: Archem on December 03, 2006, 04:57:21 PM
That's because he's not a loooooser.
MIC: Agreed!
Tomi: Totally.
Hey! I thought I sent you to your doom! How could a loooooser not be doomed?!
Tomi: Yeah, that was a bigger loser in a Tomi costume. He lost.
Whoa! That totally wins! Have a winner cookie!
Tomi: Thanks! *eats* you kno- *dies*
Only loooooser eat cyanide-laced cookies. Winners eat puppies and childhood dreams.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 03, 2006, 07:10:49 PM
Tomi: Hey, where'd that voice go?
MIC: I don't know, but it was getting pretty annoying.
Post by: Grandy on December 03, 2006, 08:33:57 PM
Razor: Hey, what's this? This is my place, you can't just come in and take things away! *grabs shotgun*
Guy: *grabs shotgun from Razor and put it in the truck*
Razor: What's going on?! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!
Guy: *points to Grandy, who's trying to get away slowy* Ask him.
Grandy: H-Hey, there, Razor.
Razor: *eyes on fire, talks with poinson in voice* What-have-you-done-this-time?
Grandy: You see, I've had a little problems with this guys, and they demanded I paid them and well... *whispers*
Razor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SOLD THE PUB?!
Grandy: *hides under a table* I'm sorry, they were very persuasive
--A few days before--
Thug: Pay up!
Grandy: Okay, just let me sell my friend's pub.
Thug: Oh, okay.
--Back to now--
Razor: *is being hold by Warxe and Zero, trying to get to Grandy* JUST WAIT A LITTLE, THESE TWO CAN'T HOLD ME FOREVER!
Grandy: I-I'll tell you what, let's build another pub!
Razor: I WANT THE OLD ONE!
Grandy: A-a better one! With... With gamble and hookers!
Razor: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE THINGS!
Grandy: And a pinball machine!
Razor: I- *stops* one of those big ones, with the flashing lights and bleeping sounds?
Grandy: Y-yeah.
Razor: *thinks a little* luminescent green?
Grandy: Why not?
Razor: Okay.
*Warxe and Zero let him go*
Razor: But if when we're done I don't like it, you're going to wish you were never born.
Grandy: I'd rather wish I hadn't sold the old pub.
Razor: That too.
And so they started back from zero.
((Excuse me for wanting a short storyline))
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 03, 2006, 09:30:50 PM
Razor: Wait, so only us four are working on rebuilding the pub?
Grandy: Sadly, yes. When I said something about manual labor and work they all stood to the side and said they wanted to watch.
Razor: So all we've got are Archem and Meiscool to help us?
Grandy: Yes, and apparently, they arn't helping much.
Razor: So really, it's us making the pub, and them trying to fix the chair?
Grandy: In theory, yes.
--------------------------
Archem: No MIC, you put the nail there.
MIC: Don't I have to saw this thing off first?
Archem: Yeah, I think so. I'm pretty sure there should only be three, so you take take one of those four off.
MIC: Right. *Takes off leg of chair*
Archem: Hmm... what next?
MIC: I think we need to nail another cup holder on.
Archem: Oh, right. Ok, you hold the nail, and I'll hammer it in.
MIC: K. *holds nail*
Archem: *hammers nail into MIC's hand*
MIC: Hmmm, *tries to scratch his head with is right hand* something is wrong.
Archem: I think its that red paint there by your hand. Let's paint the chair yellow.
MIC: Great idea!
Archem and MIC: *paints chair yellow*
MIC: All done. Doesn't it look amaz-
Drace: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Archem: We're fixing the chair like Razor asked us to.
Drace: THE CHAIR THEY ASKED YOU TO FIX IS OVER THERE!!
MIC: Oh. Well then, what did we just fix?
Drace: MY CAR! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CAR!?!?
MIC: *looks at audience* Not again!
Post by: Archem on December 03, 2006, 09:48:20 PM
MIC: I would, but I have a car that looks similar to a distorted chair mysteriously appached to my hand.
Archem: What about the other hand?
MIC: Yeah, about that...
Drace: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! WHO PUT THIS IN MY COFFEE?!! YOU KNOW I ONLY LIKE THREE TEASPOONS OF CREAM!!!
MIC's Hand: Sorry, chum!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 04, 2006, 06:15:03 PM
Razor: Where the hell have you been! You look awful!
MT11: There was one piece of the pub I couldn't let them take, so I fought them for it. It was a seige campaign which spanned many days. In south China.
Razor: You dragged a barstool back from CHINA? And Red didn't even get off and walk?
Red: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Post by: WarxePB on December 06, 2006, 01:33:55 AM
Zero: Why?
Warxe: *pulls a rubber duck from his pocket*
Zero: O-o-okay, I'll do it! *gets to work building chairs and whatnot*
Archem: Huh?
Warxe: You don't want to know. Now, get back to work before I send you back to the Loooooser Colosseum! *trapdoor opens perilously close to Archem's feet*
Archem: But I don't have feet!
Warxe: ....you sunk my battleship. *pulls a knife from his coat and starts cutting his KM doll's wrists*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 06, 2006, 10:30:34 PM
Post by: Grandy on December 06, 2006, 11:41:26 PM
Grandy: *peeks at it* Why's it shaped like a skull?
Razor: I have some problems with planes nearby, I want them to know what I think of them.
Warxe: Maybe, but what will the birds think?
Razor: Uhmm, good point, maybe we should shape it like a hand waving the middle-finger, I suppose the birds won't care as they don't have fingers.
Grandy: I think I prefer the skull, we can put torches in the roof to make it look like the eyes are on fire!
Razor: I like the way you think, weren't for the fact I'm not kiling you right now only because you sold my pub, I'd give you a free beer. Instead, here is a kick in the groin.
Grandy: *gets kicked* Ugh! ...I... think I deserved that... *falls over*
Zero: *hits finger with hammer while nailing the chair, cries*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 07, 2006, 09:10:50 PM
-XEN RELATED FLASHBACK-
MT11: *has a tear in eye*
Post by: WarxePB on December 08, 2006, 01:49:13 AM
-2 YEARS AGO-
-STUFF HAPPENED-
-NOW-
Warxe: *looks up* Wait a second... Crap, time paradox. *implodes*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 09, 2006, 12:03:14 AM
"Not I," Stated Bluhman.
"Nore will I," Drace said with a crazy coo.
"We won't either," Said everyone but Tomi.
Meiscool: Will no one join me on my important quest?
"I will!" Said a man clothed in a shiny red jacket. "I will assit you on your quest to find the meaning of exsistance."
Meiscool: Tomi, my friend! I knew at least one of you would help me.
Tomi: What do you mean by "at least one of me" ?
Meiscool: *points to other Tomi*
Tomi: *Waves*
Tomi: *Waves back* Alright, let's get going.
And so, the [STRIKE]gay[/STRIKE] happy couple went off on their [STRIKE]homosexual[/STRIKE] magical quest to find the meaning of exsistance itself.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 09, 2006, 12:55:15 PM
MT11: what?
MIC: Nothing. *Links arms with Tomi and skips into the rainbow sunset*
Post by: Tomi on December 10, 2006, 03:58:09 AM
*meanwhile in the ER*
Doctor: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!!!
Patient: ...
Doctor: Which is strange for a tumor.
*back at the pub*
Tomi: Alright, *MXC* Lllllets go!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 10, 2006, 06:21:43 AM
MIC: Of course! So that's the meaning of exsistance!
Tomi: It's so simple! Wait... if that's the meaning of exsistance... then that also means-
MIC: That all religions are wrong!
Post by: Razor on December 10, 2006, 07:00:49 AM
MIC: Wow, 2 years has gone by and... nothing has changed. Nothing at all.
Tomi: That's... actually pretty sad.
2 years older Warxe: Don't we know it! It's so sad, I'm up to my 56th KM Doll!
KM Doll: All is but a world of sorrow and pain! *CUT CUT*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 10, 2006, 12:42:30 PM
Post by: Grandy on December 10, 2006, 02:33:06 PM
Post by: Dragonium on December 10, 2006, 04:09:44 PM
MT11: Yes?
MIC: You have cancer.
Dragonium: Actually, we've already used that joke.
MIC: What? When?
Dragonium: Page 274.
MIC: I demand proof.
Dragonium:
Quote
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
MT11: Oh cursed cancer! What have I done to deserve this?
Razor: Nothing at all. I can't understand it.
MT11: Exactly! And another thing, who will eat innocent civilians when I'm gone?
Tomi: *Farts at a lit match and ignites himself*
MIC: Oh dear. *Dies*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 10, 2006, 06:46:58 PM
Post by: Archem on December 10, 2006, 07:20:01 PM
MIC: This one? *rotates another perfect fourty-five degrees*
Archem: Yup! Guess what it does?
MIC: Brush teeth?
Archem: Hmm... Ok, that was an easy one. Take that odd, egg-shaped object behind you.
MIC: *sits on egg-thing* You mean this villain's chair?
Archem: ... Ok, take this bagel, per chance...
MT11: Bagel?! *eats*
MIC: Was it a bagel?
Archem: No, it was a nuke...
MT11: Oh, how the nuclear radiation from this thing will give me cancer! *explodes*
Warxe: The irony of that is that all of you guys will get cancer from the radiation. How ironical.
Archem: Us? What, are you exempt or something?
Warxe: Well, according to that fifth clause in mine and Satan's contract, yes, I am immune to radiation-induced cancer.
Archem: :(
Post by: Grandy on December 10, 2006, 08:42:41 PM
Warxe: Sad thing is that you're going to die soon, mr canceriginous.
Grandy: ...*shrugs* easy come, easy goes. Are you immune to being turned into hulk at that contract?
Warxe: Oh, he even tried to prevent it, but I expecifially stated that, if there was ONE THING I wanted from radiation was to become a green killer machine.
Post by: Tomi on December 11, 2006, 02:36:55 AM
C10uD: cancer pr0lly..
53Ph1r0tH: ohnoe!!11juan
C10uD: dun wory, ur cancer has aidzz!!
53Ph1r0tH: duz tat mean ill be ok??/
C10uD: not if ebola kills u first..
Tomi: rofl
Post by: WarxePB on December 11, 2006, 04:46:39 AM
Tomi: What, Christmas?
Warxe: Yar. *summons a christmas tree* Rum and egg nog for everybody, and stuff.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 11, 2006, 10:10:29 PM
Post by: Tomi on December 11, 2006, 11:37:12 PM
*rip in space/time continum*
Warxe: ..well ****.. *rum gets sucked in*
Drace: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!1111 *dives in after the rum*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 12, 2006, 05:16:29 AM
Post by: WarxePB on December 12, 2006, 03:44:13 PM
MIC's Second Head: *cries*
Post by: Tomi on December 13, 2006, 02:49:06 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 13, 2006, 04:18:44 AM
Grandy: *Steals emerald* Yah!
Warxe: Hey, give me that back!
Grandy: Yes, I finally got it! The emerald is min-
MT11: *Eats Grandy*
Warxe: Ah! MT11! You just ate my emerald of unlimited power...
MT11: Tasted like chicken *canned laughter*
MIC: Moosetroop! *Places all six hands on his two sides in a pose*
MT11: Awh, I'm sorry.
Tomi: Hey, why is he glowing?
Warxe: It must be the radiation from the emerald.
MIC: Well, he already has cancer, so this can't really affect him.
Warxe: Quite the oppisite. The emerald is the source of all power. It seems that Moosetroop11 isn't fit to have power, and the emerald is slowly distroying him.
MT11: But I'm a mod! Of course I'm fit to have power.
Tomi: Do you know that for sure?
MIC: Come, everyone! We must find the cure before Moosetroop11 looses his seat of power! Also, someone should probally consider getting Grandy out of Moosetroop's body.
MT11: *now in bathroom* I'm already ahead of you.
Grandy: OH GOD IT'S HORRIBLE!!!!! OH, IT'S EVEN IN THE CRACKS. IT'S EVERYWHERE!?!?
Post by: elementalhero76 on December 14, 2006, 04:19:24 AM
Warxe: what are you doing here?!
eh76: uh shouldn't the be destroyed.
Warxe: um no.. I am the lord of teh holy hall of charas the emerald can be summoned as I please.
Eh76: ok then why are we still fighting over it then?
Warxe: good point.
Eh76: eww green radio active ****! Damn Mt11 what have you been eating!?
Grandy covered in green slime: Me!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 14, 2006, 04:29:32 AM
Post by: Darrellito on December 14, 2006, 01:40:16 PM
Post by: Archem on December 14, 2006, 05:22:44 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 14, 2006, 08:18:27 PM
Archem: *Grabs Chainsaw*
MIC: *Grabs Shotgun*
Archem: Hey! How's come you get the shotgun?
MIC: I made the post.
Post by: Archem on December 14, 2006, 08:27:36 PM
MIC: *blows Darrellito's head off* *and shoots Eh76's body for good measure*
Archem: *remembers heated conflict betwixt MIC and himself* Well, those days sure sucked.
MIC: What now?
Archem: *chops off MIC's head* That's for yelling at me!
And then something inevitably happens that caused MIC to come back and exact his gruesome revenge.
MT11: *looks at Warxe*
Warxe: ... It's happening again, isn't it? The thinking out loud thing?
MT11: Oh, no, of course not! Think about your deepest, darkest secrets for a minute, ok? It'll help you relacks!
Post by: Dragonium on December 14, 2006, 08:32:45 PM
Savage 1: Awugga-wugga!
Savage 2: Uggyboogabooga!
Dragonium: It's happening again! *Runs out of pub with fingers in ears*
Post by: Archem on December 14, 2006, 08:42:06 PM
Ba-dum pish!
Warxe: You're sure now, right? I can almost hear it...
MT11: Oh stop imagining things! I'll tell you when it starts to happen again...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 14, 2006, 09:37:43 PM
Tomi: IT'S HAPPENING AGAINNN!!! *Runs out of pub*
George: What? It's just a diamond that I stole... Aw who am I kidding. *Loads a tranquiliser gun and runs after Tomi*
Wow, I could so do him right now.
Post by: WarxePB on December 15, 2006, 02:02:43 AM
Dun dun DUNNNNNN!
George: I'm flattered, but... I have other things to do. *keeps running, followed by a bunch of generic faceless guys in police outfits with epic music in the background*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 15, 2006, 02:22:00 AM
Post by: elementalhero76 on December 15, 2006, 04:31:42 AM
and then chops off mics head with his sword and feeds it to the savages.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 15, 2006, 02:46:11 PM
MIC: *Kicks MT11 in the groin* Shut up.
Post by: Darrellito on December 15, 2006, 06:20:23 PM
Post by: Archem on December 15, 2006, 06:57:28 PM
Archem: Oh sh*t! My jewels! They're worthless now!
MIC's disembodied head: My groin! It too is now worthless!
MIC's girlfriend enters the pub.
MIC's g/f: I heard that!
*canned laughter*
Post by: Darrellito on December 15, 2006, 07:37:12 PM
Mt11: *Picks MIC up by the balls and throws him through a wall.* Never kick a mod in the oysters!
Darrellito: Alright Archem, I see what you mean. But i'm still gonna have to rip a deminsional hole and through you to the wolves by your nose hairs.
Archem: *Sigh* Make it quick...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 15, 2006, 08:16:35 PM
Darrellito: Oh no! I'm being sucked into Meiscool's vagina!!!!! *disappears*
MT11: I thought you were a guy? Hasn't this already been desided long ago?
MIC: That's true, but n00bs still believe I'm a girl.
Post by: Archem on December 15, 2006, 08:42:00 PM
*crickets*
Archem: Bad pun?
MIC: Yes. *takes insane revenge*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 15, 2006, 09:18:36 PM
Archem: Someone should do something about this!
MIC: No.
Darrellito: Talk talk talk talk talk
Archem: What do you mean-
Darrellito: Talk talk talk talk talk
Archem: - no?
MIC: I mean do nothing
Archem: Exp-
Darrellito: Talk talk talk talk talk
Archem: -lain....
MIC: If you ignore cancer, it goes away.
Archem: *takes the hint*
Darrellito: Actually, if you ignore cancer, it will inevitibly ki-
MT11: Hye guys, my docter said I no longer have cancer!
All the children: Hurray!
Post by: Emerates on December 16, 2006, 01:08:47 AM
MIC: That's flattering, but I'm a guy. You should tell that kinda stuff to ZKX.
Emerates: The point stands.
Tomi: You had a point to this post?
Emerates: Yes. Darrefucker's not that good at.... anything.
Post by: Archem on December 16, 2006, 01:30:46 AM
Emerates: No! I have a plan!
Archem: And does it involve complete failure?
Emerates: No!
Archem: :dry:
Emerates: ...Yes.
MIC: Oh, how interesting today has been. I think I'll rape Emerates. It's insulting, and it's not gay if I don't enjoy it!
Archem: Wha? I didn't type that... Who's been ****ing with my keyboard?!
Post by: Darrellito on December 16, 2006, 07:10:20 AM
Post by: WarxePB on December 16, 2006, 08:08:47 AM
Post by: Darrellito on December 16, 2006, 08:38:06 AM
Post by: Tomi on December 17, 2006, 04:54:12 AM
Pub: *collapse on Darrelin00b, causing him extreme pain and death*
God: Never shall you post here again, you not funny nubbleberry.
MIC: oooog!?!?! What are you doing here?
God: I wanted a beer. Hit me up, Razor.
Post by: Darrellito on December 17, 2006, 10:55:14 PM
Post by: Tomi on December 18, 2006, 02:26:44 AM
Post by: Archem on December 18, 2006, 02:31:48 AM
Mimo: Oh come on! I was finally getting some!
MIC: Some what? Because I KNOW "some" isn't sex.
Mimo: Oh? What makes you so sure?
MIC: Because if nobody gets pregnant, it's not sex. And man can't get pregnant.
All: Pwn't!
Post by: Darrellito on December 18, 2006, 02:51:08 AM
Tomi:*bitches*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 18, 2006, 03:17:47 AM
Archem: But what about Joe?
Joe: I'm not pregnant. I'm just unusally fat.
Archem: Ooooohhhh.
Post by: Darrellito on December 20, 2006, 06:59:58 AM
Joe: "Really? I did not know that."
MIC: "Joe, your a F*cking freak."
Joe: "Yeah I know, but you gotta live with it."
Darrellito:*walks over to Joe, pulls out a Cougar Magnum, and blows off his head.* "Now you don't."
MIC under his breath: "Issues...."
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 20, 2006, 08:35:30 PM
Darrdude: :(
Post by: Tomi on December 20, 2006, 09:31:27 PM
MIC: Tis true..
Post by: Dragonium on December 20, 2006, 10:36:49 PM
Everyone: ...
Dragonium: *Gets up* Alright, I get the point. *Walks off*
Post by: WarxePB on December 21, 2006, 05:45:18 AM
Post by: Archem on December 21, 2006, 08:01:11 AM
Warxe: :o
Archem: Sorry, the Mexican half of me loves a good stereotype... *cuts MIC*
Warxe: T_T
Archem: What? It was just Meiscool...
Warxe: No, my thread!
Archem: Oh... Welll, It's just a thread...
Warxe: NO! IT IS MY LIFE-BLOOD!
Archem: Ok then... getting a little edgy around here... *does a Slovak mannerism, then leaves*
Warxe: *in a sinister voice* The hunt begins...
MIC: Hell yeah! I call his liver, mine is in bad shape after that stabbing back there...
Post by: Darrellito on December 22, 2006, 06:13:16 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Tomi
Tomi: There are exceptions however. *Darrelwhatshisface dies*
MIC: Tis true..
Darrellito:*Returns from the dead as a zombie. He walks over to Tomi and reaches in his skull and takes the speech center of his brain, and eats it.* "Hold on, my new zombified nose can sniff out any scent." *Sticks his nose in the air* "THERE!" *points behind the bar. Razor gropes underneath to pull out a quivering Archem.*
Warxe: "Now, what to do with him..."
Darrellito: "I say we give him to Mimo. Let him be his sex slave."
Tomi: *Raises his hand to speak, but then puts it right back down.*
Warxe: No, I'll think of a good way to punish him.
Post by: elementalhero76 on December 22, 2006, 05:12:25 PM
Warxe: too bland and painful.
Eh76: What about sticking him in an ant mound and watch as he get eaten alive?
Warxe: nope. Too much screaming.
Tomi raises hand to speak but he can't since he has no voice center in his brain. He bitches silently.
Eh76: I know. Feed him to Pac-man.
Pac-man: I like your idea! Razor get me a power pellet drink.
Archem ****s himself.
Post by: Tomi on December 22, 2006, 05:52:30 PM
Post by: elementalhero76 on December 22, 2006, 06:38:34 PM
Tomi: Hey give it back ooooog!
Oooog: No only if you absolve your sins.
Tomi: never!
oooog: die then!
*Tomi dies and goes to hell.*
Eh76: what was his sin?
oooog: Killing mic. no wait! He did his sister. No wait he did his mom. Ah I give up. I just felt like it.
Eh76: I thought you were forgiving and merciful.
Oooog : the bible lied.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 22, 2006, 07:00:27 PM
Post by: Tomi on December 23, 2006, 03:25:55 AM
Post by: Darrellito on December 24, 2006, 12:52:19 AM
"Fine."*Tosses back a tall boy and picks at his zombified skull*
Post by: Archem on December 24, 2006, 01:36:13 AM
Wolly: *crawls out of the ground* Yeah. *eats Darrellito's brains*
Darrellito: OW! THAT'S CANNIBLISM, BUDDY!
Wolly: I know. *crawls back into the ground*
Archem: Man, I thought I'd seen the last of him...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 24, 2006, 02:43:17 AM
Archem: *stops reading incantations* ok....
Post by: Darrellito on December 24, 2006, 03:22:32 AM
"Whoa, this sh*t is real trippy.......Hey Razor, did you slip me some acid in my drink or what?"
Razor:"....Just get the f*ck out.."
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 25, 2006, 10:55:00 PM
MIC: It sounds like bells.
Razor: Not in my pub! *points to rule stating 'no bells allowed in pub'*
Warxe: On the roof?
Grandy: Is it coming down the chimney?
Bluhman: Everyone, look!
Everyone: *looks*
MIC: Could it be?
Tomi: Is it true?
Everyone: It's Santa Pimp!
Santa Pimp: Hoe hoe hoe!
Grandy: Santa Pimp! What are you here for?
Bluhman: Here to give us presents?
Warxe: Here for milk and cookies?
Santa Pimp: Hells no. I'm here to collect my well deserved payment.
MIC: *looks at Tomi*
Santa Pimp: Where's meh hoe?
MIC: *points at Tomi*
Santa Pimp: Where's my money, bitch?
Tomi: I need more time!
Santa Pimp: You owe me my money!
Tomi: And Drace owes me money; you'll just have to wait!
Archem: Its true, Drace takes a long time to pay for things.
Everyone: *looks cock-eyed at Archem*
Archem: Oh...
Post by: Tomi on December 30, 2006, 12:08:35 AM
MIC: *master bates*
Master Bates: Yes minion?
MIC: I..I want some more..
Master Bates: WHHAAAT!?!?!?!?!
MIC: *cringe*
Master Bates: NO LUBE FOR YOU!!!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 30, 2006, 01:08:01 AM
Master Bates: I said: "NO LUBE FOR YOU!!!"
MIC: I don't want lube, I want food.
Master Bates: Oh. Well, you're going to have to wait. There's already a kid in front of you.
Oliver: I've been waiting for five years.
MIC: Shouldn't you of starved to death by now?
Oliver: Oh, yes. That's quite right actually. *dies*
MIC: Now can I have some food?
Master Bates: I suppose, but all we have left is this pie made of lub-
MIC: *Takes pie and runs upstairs*
Post by: Kinslayer on January 24, 2007, 03:32:39 PM
*casts Magic missile*
K-Slayer: "Ooookay, so I just want my good old glass of water. CAN I HAVE MY GOOD OLD GLASS OF WATER???!!!"
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 24, 2007, 09:59:44 PM
Post by: Archem on January 25, 2007, 02:11:56 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 25, 2007, 02:16:45 AM
MIC: Haha, Grandy sounds rtardd.
Post by: Tomi on January 25, 2007, 02:51:49 AM
Miscool: rofl
Grandy: Why dosn't it sm to affct vryon ls?!?
Tomi: *fart*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 25, 2007, 07:41:05 PM
Post by: Bluhman on January 25, 2007, 07:45:05 PM
Oh right!
*Switches to Russian.*
Bluhman: Ха. Теперь вы никогда не получите меня!
Tomi: Chtr...
Post by: Archem on January 25, 2007, 08:47:56 PM
Post by: Tomi on January 26, 2007, 02:09:47 AM
MIC: Why do you vn pay attntion?
Post by: Razor on January 26, 2007, 02:11:21 AM
Post by: Archem on January 26, 2007, 02:20:04 AM
Rzr: Sht. 1337 hs tkn vr.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 26, 2007, 06:41:13 PM
Post by: Razor on January 27, 2007, 04:09:08 AM
MT11: Oh wow, a discount!
Post by: Bluhman on January 27, 2007, 05:32:07 AM
*Bluhman laps out a window.*
Bluhman: OW! OW! THAT FRAKIN' HURT!!
Razor: No caps, man.
Bluhman: But it hurts.
MT11: Woah, dud. You'v gone mor than on lin without using a word with th lttr " " in it.
Bluhman: Yah. It's fortunat I don't us the lttr " " that oftn. Anyway, I must tak my leav!! YAH!!
*Bluhman laps out the sam window and confronts Grandy.*
Bluhman: Grandy, would you b so kind as to giv us back our " "'s?
Grandy: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, Alright theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen. This isn't a deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesirableeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sideeeeeeeeeeeeeeee affeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeect of steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealing all the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's from the pub.
*Grandy givs the "E"'s back to the people of the pub.
Bluhman: Alright. Mission 1 complete. Now, Mission 2:
*Bluhman shoots himself out of a trebuchet.*
MIC: A Trebuchet?
Bluhman: Hey; a catapult is too weak and a cannon is too strong, so what can I do?
Post by: DarkFlood2 on January 27, 2007, 12:15:06 PM
Post by: Drace on January 27, 2007, 01:49:31 PM
Quote
Originally posted by DarkFlood2
*returns*
Drace: Objiction! No, kidding. Wilcome back. Grab a biir.
Post by: WarxePB on January 27, 2007, 03:06:52 PM
Razor: Must be symbolic... or something.
DF2: Yeah.
Warxe: Braaaains. *closes closet door*
Post by: Kinslayer on January 27, 2007, 05:41:01 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 27, 2007, 08:28:31 PM
Post by: DarkFlood2 on January 27, 2007, 09:13:16 PM
MT11: Just what are you implying?
DF2: There is nothing going on in there, that shuffling sound is merely them sweeping the floor!
MT11: ...
Kinslayer: ...
Drace: ...
Everyone else: ...
DF2: Okay, we'll just see what is making the shuffling sound!
Post by: Bluhman on January 27, 2007, 11:48:33 PM
Cannon: Boom.
Darkflood: AGH!
Cannon: Hah. Scared you.
MIC: Cannon's can't talk!!
Cannon: I am cannondorf. I can do anything.
Drace: That's a dumb name.
Cannon: Silence, mortal. *Fires Archem at Drace.*
Archem Drace: *Die.*
Cannon: Zombie minion warxe! Destroy them while I escape! Muahahahaaa.
Warxe: Argh. Brain.
MIC: Run!
Darkflood: Wait! OBJECTI-*grabbed by MIC.*
Warxe: BRAAAAAINS.
MIC: We need to find somebody with a gun!
Darkflood: Or we could just find ourselves a gun.
MIC: Yeah. Or that.
Razor: Alright, no fightin' in my pub. *Aims a shotgun at Warxe.*
Warxe: MOOOOOO.
Razor: What!?
*Warxe eats Razor while he's confused.*
MT11: Alright, enough. That's my gimmick. Now you must die.
*Warxe swallows MT11 whole and MT11 swallows Warxe whole in the exact same moment. The impossibility of the situation causes the formation of a black hole.*
MIC: ****.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 27, 2007, 11:58:23 PM
MIC: Paradox, random humour, etc.
Razor: Meh, a few posts will fix this. Just kick back and get drunk.
Darkflood: ...Are we the only ones left?? Anyone want to hear a joke?
MIC and Razor: ...!! *Jump into black hole*
Post by: DarkFlood2 on January 28, 2007, 12:13:00 AM
GEEEERRRROOOOONNNNNIIIIIIMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *throws kinslayer into the black hole*
DF2: What? Did you expect me to jump in and have my organs crushed? *looks into black hole* Well, it doesn't look THAT menacing... I guess I'll.. *trips on bottle and falls into the black hole* OOOOBBBJJJJJEEEEECCCTTIIIIOOOOONNNNNNNNN...........!
Black hole: Hehehe.. I win again!
Post by: Razor on January 28, 2007, 01:09:45 AM
Archem: What? That doesn't make sense. Black holes are giant balls of extreme mass of gravity. They're not worm holes.
Narrator: Suddenly Archem explodes for no apparent reason after disagreeing with the Narrator!
Archem: Ok ok! Whatever you say!
Narrator: But then Archem didn't explode. But everyone was in the scary opposite world! One of which's many side effects included COLOUR INVERSION!
Darkflood: Oh my God ZombieWarxe's hair is yellow!
Warxe: Braaaaains...
Everyone: Gasp!
Grandy: And my normally army green hat is a soft pink!|
Everyone: Gasp!
MT11 & Kinslayer: *snicker amongst themselves*
Grandy: Hey, shut up!
Razor: Oh God, instead of being grey, I'm a DIFFERENT shade of grey!
Everyone: ...
Razor: Oh and my hair is black I guess.
Everyone: Gasp!
Narrator: Oh what a horrible plot twist! Who knows what will happen next!
Post by: Bluhman on January 28, 2007, 01:22:56 AM
Bluhman: Ow! That sort of hurt.
Razor: Wouldn't that have killed you?
Bluhman: The narrator said something about a scary opposite world, right?
Razor: Yeah; must be another side effect of the dimension. By the way; You've got green hair and you're wearing white.
Bluhman: Well, there goes my stealth. I'm going to have a beer. That alright?
Razor: Alright. Fine by me.
*Bluhman drinks a can of beer, then gets squished.*
Bluhman: Hmm... Seems that the effects of being crushed by a trebuchet and drinking beer have been switched. Let's try something else.
*Bluhman gets back up, aims a gun at kinslayers head, then fires. Kinslayer becomes drunk.*
Bluhman: This is a bit more complicated than I thought. How about...
*Bluhman ties his shoe. He falls through the floor.*
Narrator: Like I said, a scary dimension.
Post by: DarkFlood2 on January 28, 2007, 01:53:09 AM
Post by: Kinslayer on January 28, 2007, 03:51:29 PM
*everyone stares at him with odd looks*
Kinslayer: "What? I know as a scientific fact that people can get drunk. With water."
*everyone remains silent*
Kinslayer:"... and my hair is... wait... I HAVE NO HAIR :O!!!!!"
Everyone: "Gasp!"
*Kinslayer helps Darkflood to get his arms out of the floor... by cutting them with a chainsaw ^^*
Post by: DarkFlood2 on January 28, 2007, 04:41:23 PM
Razor: Funny, I don't hear anything.
DF2: *Turns around* Oh.. Oh no! Oh nonononono!
Kinslayer: Whats wrong? Your arm stumps bleeding?
*Razor turns to look in the direction DF2 is looking*
Razor: OH MY CRAP ITS MIMO!
(Dun dun duuuuun)
Post by: Bluhman on January 28, 2007, 04:58:11 PM
Bluhman: Ow. It's Archem.
Darkflood: What are you talking about? That's definitely Mimo!
Archem: No, I'm Archem. I guess I can see why you'd mistaken me for that guy.
Darkflood: Oh, right... Wait... Behind you!!
Archem: Eh? *Archem turns around.*
Mimo: Hi.
Archem: UH OH!! Wait... Who's that behind him?
Cannon: Greetings.
Archem: OH NO!!
MIC: What's going on!?
Cannon: Hahaha. MIC, my naive boy, this is all part of my plan. This scary alternate dimension is my home. I have studied all the causes and effects of actions, and now I have mastered the altered rules of this dimension. Also, I'm a fine, gleaming white, here, which I much prefer to my velvetty black back in your obsolete, backward dimension.
Bluhman: Oh, shut up! I hate wearing white!! *Fires pistol at Cannon. He becomes drunk.*
Cannon: ... As... I was sayyyying... Youuuu... Willl die now... Mimo.... Go get thim while I lie down...
Mimo: Roger that!
*Bluhman fires his pistol at Mimo, but mimo doesn't become drunk.*
Mimo: Yeah, I don't become drunk easily.
Razor: Hmm... Well how 'bout this!?
*Razor takes his shotgun off the wall, and fires it at Mimo. Mimo becomes naked.*
Mimo: EEK!
Razor: Okay, run.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 28, 2007, 06:44:11 PM
Bluhman: What are you doing?
MIC: Waiting for Cannondork to come by so I can drop down on him and cause major damage.
Bluhman: It won't work.
MIC: Why is that?
Bluhman: Because your shoe is untied.
MIC: Oh, that is true. I'd better tie it quickly *Begins to tie shoe*
Cannon: *Hyming* She's got fire, and she burns! *Walking toward tree*
MIC: Let's see... does the rabbit go through the loop and into the hole, or through the....
Cannon: *Is currently under MIC's tree* Yawnnnnn. What a great day for a peaceful walk. *Continues walking*
MIC: *Can't deside* I can't deside!
Bluhman: I think it's through the loop and into the hole.
MIC: *Does just that* Hey, it worked!
Bluhman: Yes, but he got away.
MIC: No! Damnit. Where am I going to find another tree to hide out at in this alternate dimension forest?
Bluhman: I don't know, but Mimo is currently naked, and I'll be right back.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 28, 2007, 07:45:42 PM
Tomi: Lol
MT11: Well this is new.
***
Mimo: Hahahaha! here I'm INVINCIBLE!! *Gets sucked into jet engine*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 30, 2007, 04:50:06 AM
Post by: WarxePB on January 30, 2007, 01:36:46 PM
Tomi: *head explodes in an impossibly large amount of blood and guts*
Warxe: ... *shrugs, then continues eating Tomi, which causes MIC to become pregnant*
Post by: Tomi on January 31, 2007, 12:28:18 AM
Meiscool: I didn't know guts made sounds..
Tomi: *reforms and hands Warxe a rawhide bone* Yeah...I'm just sweet like that..
Meiscool: Ohmygosh! The baby kicked!
*a football flies out of Meiscool's hind quarters (or halves, depending on how you look at it, if at all) and goes through the goal posts*
Bluhman: *smacks Meiscool* You know we are all too nerdy for football related jokes!
Warxe: *starts eating his own arm*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 31, 2007, 03:10:15 AM
Razor: *Grabs Shotgun* It worked once before.
Razor's Retarded Child: Kill meeee.....
Post by: Archem on January 31, 2007, 04:40:17 AM
MIC: Not on your alter-ego's life.
Mimo: *gnawing on a chainsaw* I heard that!
Notyourcar (MIC's other-worldly counterpart): I declare independence form Great Spain!
Everyone: ...
NYC: >_>
Everyone: ...
NYC: <_<
Everyone: ... Hooray!
NYC: Yay! n_n
Razor: Less comedy, moar explaining. How do you plan on fixing this "problemo", as you called it?
Archem: You see, this is all a conjuration of my brain.
Bluhman: You mean my white suit is all a figure of your imagination?
Archem: Not at all. Let me start by explaining my brain: You know how audio cassettes have a side A and a Side B? Well, my brain has a side C. But they're not so much sides as they are masses of things. A is like a pink mound of Play-Doh™, and it makes up the II quadrant of the mess. B is a similarly sized mass of blue Rose Art™ colored molding clay. It makes up I quadrant. Now side C is a solid, lime-green marble mashed into the mess of mass of molding clay. It's not quite covered by the other two, but it's hardly on the outside.
Razor: Uh huh.
Warxe: *gnaws on his eyeball*
Archem: Well, Side A is all "I have to do it" or "I can't do it" about everything. And Side B Is all "You have to/can't do it". Then Side C is all "I've got a gun to your head, B. And if you don't tell A that he has to/can't do it, you die".
Everyone: ...
DF2: And this is relevant... How?
Archem: It's not, but it helps explain how I can instantaneously create an unrealistic black hole, and how to undo it. I can make a Deus Ex Machina with ease.
Razor: No. You never. Not.
Archem: Suddenly, Batman came in and-
DF2: OBJECTIO-*batarang'd*
Archem: ... Oh, did I mention that I'm fuggin' Batman? Well, I am. So, I come in, and fly backwards around the world 500 thousand times. This creates a cloud of pollution around the Earth from all the burned up fuel. Nuclear winter sets in, causing a massive freeze-over of all scientific anomalies. Thus, black hole = 0.
Holy sharpened shark balls, it works!
Archem: And now I declare: Adventure = Go!
DF2: What?
Razor: *whispering to DF2* I think we got Mimo by accident...
DF2: *whispering* I think you're right...
NYC: *whispering* I think we're whispering... Also, can we be best friends?
MIC: *whispering. Very loudly* No.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 31, 2007, 11:00:34 PM
MT11: You heard him people!! Adventure = Go!
*And so the adventure was set in motion. We can't show it all due to copywrite reasons, thus a short clip will be shown for ease of viewing.*
***
*On small plane, travelling very fast through the clouds*
Razor: we're almost there! Almost at the himalayas for the third pass!!
Ultros: Fwee hee hee! Not so fast! Chupon and myself are here to take you down and save the environment!!
Chupon: Hooo
Archem: We'll see about that!
Side B: You have to kill them.
Side A: Yes, I must.
~*EPIIIIIIIIIIIC BATOLLLLLLLLLLLLL*~
ARCHEM: SPIRIT BALL
*CHUPON recieves 470 DMG*
TOMI: FLATULATE
*ULTROS recieves 9999 DMG*
CHUPON: WINDLV3
*RAZOR recieves 1000 DMG*
Razor: Aaaargh!!!
MT11: Razor! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
MT11: DIGESTLV5
ULTROS: Argh! Seafood soup!! *KO*
MIC: CRITISISE
*CHUPON is afflicted with RUN AWAY CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND CUT SELF IN CORNER*
CHUPON: *SELF KO*
~*VICTOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*~
Razor: Phew, thanks guys. Now... Why is the plane falling towards the ground?
Archem: ...
There's no pilot!!!
MT11: *Burp* What? Wonder where they went?
Archem: No time! We're gonna crash!
*Plane begins spiralling out of control!!!*
Razor: Quick! We'll use this inflatable boat!
*Everyone hops on the boat and jumps with it out of the plane*
Post by: DarkFlood2 on January 31, 2007, 11:45:33 PM
10 hours later
DF2: I'm cold...
Post by: Archem on February 01, 2007, 12:09:07 AM
Archem: Ok, since I didn't make this 'ere problemo, no Deus Ex Machina.
Razor: Shi-
EXPLOSION NOISE!
MT11: That... Was Epic.
EPIC ADVENTURES: THE MOVIE - NOT BASED ON THE WORKS OF MOOSETROOP11
IN THEATERS, MARCH 21, 20011
Razor: Man, that movie looks flickerballin' awesome.
Mimo: Couldn't agree more.
Razor: >_>;
Mimo: <_< What?
Razor: >_>; *wields a blunt object, possibly weapon in nature*
Mimo: Oh.
Archem: me to' unstroy; grammar in,
DF2: Oh right, the grammar thing...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 01, 2007, 12:16:11 AM
Archem: A-Why!?
MIC: I just found out I'm allergic to tomatoes.
MT11: Well that sucks for you, because I just found out something terrible.
Everyone: What?
MT11: We're in Mexico.
Stupid person: Dun dun dundunduuuuun!
Post by: Kinslayer on February 01, 2007, 02:28:58 PM
Everyone: "..."
KS: "Ooookay.... let's get some tequila then!!! This is a pub, ain't it?"
Post by: WarxePB on February 01, 2007, 03:39:06 PM
Post by: Grandy on February 04, 2007, 02:39:17 AM
Razor: Eh... Grandy, not to complain, but... have you de-beaked it?
Grandy: De-what?
Tomi: AAH, MY HEAD TAKEITOFFTAKEITOFF!!!
Grandy: Now, now, it just wants to play, isn't it the cutest thing you ever saw?
Tomi: *zombified*
Grandy: Ah, can you see it, they've became friends. ^_^
Razor: Eh... sure...
Tomi: *zombified fart*
Post by: Archem on February 04, 2007, 03:11:30 AM
Grandy: Aw! He's cute!
Razor: Hey, what're they doing?
MIC: Oh my God! Eew!
MT11: That's gross.
DF2: I knew it, I just knew it...
Archem: Lugar! No! Bad headcrab! Down!
*headcrab sex*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 04, 2007, 03:21:23 AM
Post by: DarkFlood2 on February 04, 2007, 05:18:04 AM
*two seconds pass*
DF2: Ahh screw it!
*DF2 pulls out a flamethrower and torches Lugar and Zombie Tomi*
DF2: There.. Much better.
Archem: Lugar! NOOOOOOO!
Grandy: Nameless-pet-headcrab! NOOOOOOO!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 04, 2007, 05:24:00 AM
Razor: No. If we ignore it, MT11 will eventually think it's a chocolate candy and eat it.
MIC: Oh.
Bluhman: Yeah, and its pretty funny when it happens.
Archem: Are we going to do anything about Tomi?
Razor: Just ignore him. If we do, MT11 will ev-
MT11: *Eats Razor*
Post by: WarxePB on February 04, 2007, 06:02:58 AM
Tomi: Braaaainnnssss.
Warxe: Braaaainnnssss.
*Tomi and Warxe begin simultaneously gnawing on each others' heads*
Bluhman: Wait, is that even anatomically possible?
DF2: If it isn't, then what are we watching?
Archem: OH GOD THE PAIN *eyes explode*
DF2: I see.
Grandy: Well, then your eyes should explode.
DF2: Wait. Archem doesn't have eyes... so what just exploded?
MIC: Oh GOD. Not another world-destroying paradox.
Glin: *points at MIC* Boobi- wait, that's a guy! *shatters into nothingness*
Warxe: Best crossover EVER.
Grandy: But weren't you gnawing on Tomi's head while being... man, this is confusing.
Warxe: Oh. Was I? Eh, whatever. Anyways, since it's time for another REAL storyline, I've just been informed that the Charas Pub has reached critical entrophy levels - the random events that shift us through dimensions is causing the Charas Pub to become even more unstable than usual. The random crossover with Epic Adventures is only the first sign; expect more random crossovers, then our impending DOOM.
Warxe: Braaaainnnssss. *now in a head-gnawing threesome with Tomi and a zombified ElementalHero76*
Warxe: That can't be good for the space-time continuum. Uh, see you guys later. *disappears, and is replaced by MISSINGNO.*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 04, 2007, 06:27:45 AM
Post by: Bluhman on February 04, 2007, 06:31:03 AM
*Battle start*
Wild MISSINGNO. Wants to fight.
Martin Septim sends out Clannefear!
Clannefear uses reflect on MISSINGNO.
MISSINGNO uses horrible gltich on clannefear!
It's super effective!
Clannefear reflects some of the damage back at MISSINGNO.
MISSINGNO. Doubles in size!
Martin: Oh no...
MISSINGNO. Uses the "turn into napoleon" ability!
MISSINGNO. is now Napoleon!
--
Bluhman: Which Napoleon?
--
The most famous one. Anyway...
Napoleon uses cannon on Clannefear.
It's not very effective...
Clannefear reflects some of the damage back at Napoleon
It's super effective!
Napoleon has fainted!
Martin: I've... We've done it. Everything is back to normal now.
Clannefear: No. We're not supposed to be here!
Martin: Oh, damn.
Archem: Who are you, anyway?
Martin: Would you believe that I am the son of Uriel Septim, emperor of Cyrodil and guardian of the dragonfires?
MIC: Not really.
Martin: Oh. Well, then, *Rips off mask to reveal himself as Gaston.*
Everybody Else: Now we get it! Let's go!
No one, plots like Gaston,
Gaston: Takes cheap shots like Gaston!
Dumb dude: Plans to persicute harmless crackpots like Gaston!
Gaston: Yes I'm endlessly, mildly resourceful!
Razor: As down to the depths you besend!
Bluhman: What does this even have to do with our current perdicament!?
King of All Cosmos: We do not know.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 04, 2007, 03:11:25 PM
Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!! *Explodes, taking half the pub with him, revealing that the pub is now in deep space*
MT11: How come we can breathe?
Sam: Plot device Mr Frodo. Plot device.
Post by: DarkFlood2 on February 04, 2007, 06:08:41 PM
MT11: Guys, I think we broke him...
Archem: But I haven't even brought up any illogical plot devices in the last five seconds!
*Count 50 Archem flies in through the open half of the pub*
Archem: Like that!
Post by: Grandy on February 04, 2007, 06:30:55 PM
*notices all the crossovers*
Grandy: Oooh, lokit there, it's Gandalf, and there is Legolas, and there's Gordon Freeman, and look there, it's Galactus!
Galactus: I AM GALACTUS, THE DEVOURER OF WORLDS! I SHALL EAT THIS PUB, TO SATISFY MY HUNGER FOR 10 SECONDS, BEFORE THE HUNGER KICKS IN AGAIN. MY MEDIC TOLD ME I HAVE SOME INTESTINAL ISSUE, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE HIM.
Post by: WarxePB on February 08, 2007, 01:27:33 PM
Goomba: *makes some noises and shuffles around*
MT11: *Uses extendable tongue to eat it* O_o...
*Warxe comes back in*
Warxe: Hey, thanks Lesser Moose. That thing's been chasing me for at least three millenniums. But anyways, I'm working on stabilizing the pub, but it's not going well... I need to take someone with me to [STRIKE]sacrif[/STRIKE]- er, help me out.
Xen: Hey, what am I doing here?
All: :O
Razor: IT'S XEN! *jumps up and down, mimicking the victory pose of the first six Final Fantasies*
Warxe: Don't get so excited, Razor... he's just an image that's being pulled from the Pub's history. He isn't real.
Galactus: I MUST SATISFY MY HUNGER! *eats Warxe* MMMM... TASTES LIKE THAT ONE PLANET I HAD A FEW YEARS AGO.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 08, 2007, 02:17:55 PM
Galactus: I HUNGER FOR MOOSE FLEEESH
***EPEEEEEEEK BATTOLL***
Galactus: *Eat*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Galactus: *Eat from inside*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Galactus: *Eat from inside*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Galactus: *Eat from inside*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Galactus: *Eat from inside*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Galactus: *Eat from inside*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Galactus: *Eat from inside*
Xen: Hey, that used to be my job!! EAT THIS!!!
Xen: *Eats*
Galactus: *Eat from inside*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Xen: *Eat from inside*
Galactus: *Eat from inside*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Xen: *Eat from inside*
Galactus: *Eat from inside*
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Xen: *Eat from inside*
MIC: *Flash panties*
Pub: *Melts*
Pub: *Auto regen*
Bugenhagen: HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! The life stream continues!!!
Tomi: FaAArt!
Razor: ...wait, what??
Post by: DarkFlood2 on February 08, 2007, 09:12:58 PM
MT11: *Eat from inside*
Xen: *Eat from inside*
And so on...
DF2: Wait, isn't that sorta how we got into this mess in the first place?
Post by: Red Giant on February 08, 2007, 09:33:48 PM
Red: Ahhhh... that was good.
*Zips up trousers.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 08, 2007, 10:00:18 PM
Razor: *Hits radio* bloody thing. Stuck on the evangelical station.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 08, 2007, 10:37:20 PM
Post by: Emerates on February 08, 2007, 11:49:10 PM
MIC: ...
Emerates: ....
MIC: No.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 10, 2007, 12:20:52 AM
MIC: *steals fart*
Tomi: Hey! I wasn't finished with that?
MIC: Huh.
Tomi: Yeah! After I fart I like to smell it, have sex with it, and bare it's children?
MIC: Oh! Well, by all means take it back. *returns fart*
Tomi: Oh, thank the heavens! I am reunited with my fart?
Grandy: Archem, this script sucks.
Archem: It's the best I could do considering the actors.
Grandy: What about Darkflood? I thought he agreed to act in your play too.
Archem: He plays the important role of 'boy who sobs in corner with plant'.
Bluhman: Ah, so that's what he's doing.
Archem: Yeah guys. Just hang on awhile. The script gets better.
Tomi: *walks to center stage* FIFTY FIVE YEARS LATER *walks off stage, gets into a bed and roles back on stage.
Drace: Father! Oh father, your condiction is getting worse?
Tomi: Son.... how fairs your *cough* mother?
Drace: Smelly as usual father! I'm afraid that she's blown away in the wind again?
Tomi: Yes.... she doesn't want *cough* to se me... die.
Drace: No father! You can't die?
Tomi: *dies*
Drace: NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!?
Bluhman: I thought you said this would get better.
Archem: Hold on, it will get better.
Razor: I disagree.
Grandy: With him I agree.
Bluhman: With who?
Grandy: That one.
Bluhman: Oh, him?
Grandy: Yeah *points to Galactus, who isn't pleased*
Galactus: I AM GALACTUS, EATTER OF SOULS AND ROBOT FROM THE 8TH SYSTEM. MY HUNGER CAN ONLY BE DISCRIBED AS A SEAOTTER UNABLE TO BREAK THINGS ON HIS TUMMY. MY SUPER TEETH WI-
Archem: Shut up. You're ruining my play.
Post by: Tomi on February 10, 2007, 03:05:56 AM
Archem: Umm..sure. You can be a stage left table.
Tomi: Yay!! *gets on hands and knees on stage left*
Red: Jackpot.
Post by: WarxePB on February 13, 2007, 04:35:12 AM
*cue cheesy anime intro scenes*
Warxe PhoenixBlade: the endlessly-respawning leader! Power: summoning!
Sai'Kar Lum'eth: the wo/man who should be king! Power: nearly omnipotent modding abilities!
Glin: the lovable dope from Epic Adventures! Power: limitless stupidity!
Charaset Generator Template Guy: the nameless but integral part of the generators! Power: master of disguise!
RRWP: the reformed baddie who wasn't all that bad! Power: DEstructive criticism!
All of All: The physical incarnation of the most powerful forum ever created anywhere! Power: super-spam attacks
Together, under the command of the Almighty Alex *cue a shot of Alex holding the Big Emerald*, they protect the universe from the forces of evil!
All: CHARASFORCE GO! *team flies away in a giant machine resembling Alex's head with cheesy music playing in the background*
Post by: Grandy on February 13, 2007, 05:24:59 PM
Warxe: What? What did I do?
Grandy: Nothing, but Warxe, darling, my, my, I cannot FEEL the FEELING that you WANT save the world.
Warxe: But, but I did all I could.
Grandy: Eh, that's great, darling, but... it's just that the big guys are short on money and.... Warxe, darling, you're fired.
Warxe: FIRED?! But... but I'm the main star!!
Grandy: Oh, that, well, darling, we'll change the show to something more... appealing to the younger audiences.
*one week later*
Sai'kar: Look! The evil is near!
AoA: Where? Behind that tree? Is that where he is, kids? *looks at the screen*
*awkward silence for 7 seconds*
AoA: Then... behind that rock?
*awkward silence for 7 seconds*
AoA: That's right! The evil is behind that rock!
Evil: Uh-oh. *runs away*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 14, 2007, 01:31:20 PM
Evil: Shiiiiiit
Post by: Tomi on February 14, 2007, 05:22:50 PM
Evil: Shittt...
Post by: WarxePB on February 15, 2007, 04:25:11 AM
Odin: Hey, buddy! Long time no see!
Warxe: What do you mean? We saw each other about a... wait. Never mind. *gets into the fortress* TOW AWAY! *flies off*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 15, 2007, 04:31:47 AM
Warxe: Really?
Floating Fortress: Yes.
Warxe: *leaves*
Post by: Archem on February 15, 2007, 04:37:01 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 15, 2007, 05:56:44 PM
Floating fortress: Hot damn!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 15, 2007, 06:40:00 PM
Odin: Nore I. However, I didn't jump out, and my horse can fly.
Warxe: Well then, mind letting me on so I don't die when I land?
Odin: No.
Warxe: Why not?
Odin: According to my beliefs, you're going to land on a person that I don't like very much.
Warxe: Who?
Odin: 'That Man'.
Warxe: Um, but I am, er, was, 'That Man'.
Odin: Oh. Well, goodbye. *flies away*
Post by: WarxePB on February 15, 2007, 08:50:09 PM
Zero: Sucks to be you, buddy.
Warxe: Wait, where'd you come from?
Zero: Well, Warxe... when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much-
Warxe: You're a robot.
Zero: Robots can have sex too.
Warxe: Right.
Zero: ...eh heh.
Cloak: *glides in* ...how long is the drop?
Zero: About 3700 feet yet.
Cloak: Good. Warxe, before you die, I want you to know something.
Warxe: Yes?
Odin: You're pregnant with his kid!?
Cloak: ...Odin, you are fully aware of my lack of anatomy. Why would you ask something like that?
Odin: *shrug*
Cloak: *sigh* ...anyways, Warxe. There is an entity behind the tempospatial disturbances that are currently disrupting the Charasverse.
Warxe: ...who?
Cloak: You.
Zero: That's not good.
Odin: Yeah. Your stupid reality-manipulation powers are causing the world to die and stuff!
Warxe: Reality... manipulation?
Cloak: You are Enigma.
Warxe: Well, shiit.
Zero: Uh, we've got about 200 feet.
Odin: Heh heh! See you later, suckers. *flies off*
Cloak: This reality is doomed, unfortunately. But there are always others. *disappears*
Warxe: *looks up* Hey, it's me... wait, that can't be good.
Warxe: GET OUTTA THE WAY!
Warxe: Hey? Catch you? Well, okay.
Warxe: :x
*The exact moment Warxe falls on Warxe, the Charas Pub collapses into a hole of destructive nothingness.*
MIC: ...good thing we're in another Pub. *looks over at the black hole*
Razor: What was with that post? This isn't an RP, you know.
Archem: Yeah! Let's go and kick some sense into Warxe!
DF: You don't have legs.
Archem: So? I'll kick him anyways! *a couple of chairs implode and create miniature black holes* Uh... okay, maybe not.
Bluhman: The space-time continuum must still be unstable.
Razor: We can test that. THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE. *Drace's head explodes into nothingness*
Drace: Hey! I didn't need that anyways, but still!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 15, 2007, 09:00:10 PM
MT11: *In cloak* this is it. Are you ready for the hour which will decide the fate of our universe?
Razor: Yes.
MT11: Very well. Three two one... STARING CONTEST GO
Razor: *stare*
MT11: *stare*
Archem: Hey you guys, the world's imploding 'n stuff.
Razor: *stare* Unless I see it, I'm not gonna believe it. And right now I can't look.
MT11: *stare* Yeah. What he said.
Archem: ...Okey dokey. I guess it's up to me. *Shoulders huge sword and floats towards supermassive black hole*
*thirty seconds pass*
Archem: *bleeding* ...OH GOD IT HURTS, WHY IN GODS NAME DID I REST A SHARP SWORD ON MY SHOULDER
Post by: WarxePB on February 15, 2007, 09:38:20 PM
Archem: Yeah. The universe is where all my stuff is!
Cloak: ...a less than eloquent way of putting it, but you are nonetheless correct.
Sept: That hole is transporting everything to an alternate universe... one where everything is made of gold, and world poverty is abolished. There's no war, hunger, anger or sadness.
Archem: Why is that so bad?
Cloak: The alternate universe is made up of antimatter. The material from the Charasverse is annihilating major parts of the Anti-Charasverse.
Sept: To stop it, we need to enlarge Moosetroop so that he is able to devour the universe. Somehow, this will save us all.
Archem: I don't believe it.
Cloak: ARCHEM IS HIS OWN FATHER. *The rest of Drace implodes* Now do you believe it?
Archem: No! That didn't prove anything!
Sept: Or did it? *points to Moosetroop, who has become substantially larger*
MT11: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO EAT THE MOON. *eats the moon*
Sept: Recite as many paradoxes as you can! This is the key to saving yourself! PI IS EXACTLY 3! *MT11 grows even larger*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 15, 2007, 09:58:31 PM
Post by: Bluhman on February 15, 2007, 10:25:54 PM
Warxe: First off, he's way too big to eat. Second off, I'd rather not. I'm not a zombie.
Cannon: Why you little... *Fires cannonball at warxe.*
Warxe: OW! *Get's rather hurt.*
Cannon: Moosetroop! You are making the wrong descision! Come, follow me to the lands of the negaverse, where we shall forever flourish in the riches and joys of a perfect world!
MT11: What!?
Cannon: I said..*THONK.* Eat... Stew... *thud.*
MIC(Holding Mallet): Just eat the damn hole.
MT11: Oh. Okay.
Bluhman: Attaboy! I am the daughter of Mary Antoinette!! *MT11 Increases in size, Warxe becomes a zombie, and Cannondorf regains conciousness.*
Cannon: Much better! Now... Zombie minion warxe, eat the Moosetroop!!
Warxe: Riiiiight.... Oo.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 15, 2007, 10:27:05 PM
Post by: elementalhero76 on February 16, 2007, 09:30:16 PM
Cannon; whos he?
Warxe: no one! *eats eh76*
Razor: o.0 why did you eat the return of the noobinator?
Post by: Bluhman on February 17, 2007, 05:55:29 AM
EH76: Wha? What happen?
---THE END---
---
---CHARAS PUB - PART TWO---
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 18, 2007, 06:14:11 AM
Post by: White Dwarf on February 18, 2007, 06:30:48 AM
Post by: Ben on February 18, 2007, 06:35:28 AM
Whitedwarf gets hit by a random lightning bolt that somehow defribs him back into a painfull state of living
Stray kitties eat his fingers
Post by: White Dwarf on February 18, 2007, 06:38:01 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 18, 2007, 02:44:41 PM
Razor: Sooo... The pub has resetted itself?
Post by: Archem on February 18, 2007, 04:32:34 PM
MT11: Hmm... Yes, I see...
Razor: ...♪LET'S DO THE TIME-WARP AGAAAAAAAAIN!♪
MIC: ♪It's just a jump to the left.♪
Warxe: ♪AND THEN A STEP TO THE RI-I-I-I-I-IGH!♪
MIC: ♪With your hands on your hips.♪
Archem: ♪YOU BRING YOUR KNEES IN TI-I-IGHT!♪
MT11: ♪BUT IT'S THE PELVIC THRUUUUUUST!♪
Grandy: *five pelvic thrusts*
MT11: ♪-THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU I-IN-SA-A-A-A-A-ANE!♪
All: ♪LET'S DO THE TIME-WARP AGAAAAAAAAIN!♪
Drace: *busts into the pub* What the hell? I missed my song! :(
*they Time-Warp™ back to a point prior to the pub's recent degradation*
Post by: Tomi on February 18, 2007, 06:13:27 PM
"Nice paint job. But did you have to make it luminescent green?"
"Yes, yes I did." Razor pulled out a key.
"I have the beer and wine all set up, it's ready! Just one twist of this key and the lock mechanism should function properly, allowing us access into the pub."
"Just open the door."
And so Razor did.
*Future Pubbers Appear Inside*
Tomi: Woah..primative..
MIC: Yeah, seriously, theres like 2 people here.
Drace: *menacingly* Hmm, perfect oppertunity.. *tries to steel beer*
Pub: *roof collapse*
Razor: Wow, that's never happened before..
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 18, 2007, 08:39:50 PM
MIC: *sitting far away in a corner* Who's blaman?
Bluhman: *glares at MIC* You wern't easedroping, were you?
MIC: Oh... no, not I.
Bluhman: Good. *turns around* If that Meiscool doesn't leave soon, I'm going to kill him.
MIC: *slowly gets up to leave*
Bluhman: Where do you think you're going?
MIC: Uh.. home.
Bluhman: You wern't easedroping on me again, were you?
MIC: No. *sits back down*
Bluhman: Good. Because, if you were, I would have to kill you.
Post by: WarxePB on February 18, 2007, 09:04:41 PM
Post by: DarkFlood2 on February 19, 2007, 03:34:00 AM
DF2: Ah damn it, Tomi! Don't light your farts next to me!
Tomi: *farts*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 19, 2007, 08:01:27 PM
Midget engineers: BEER! BEER! BEER!
Post by: White Dwarf on February 19, 2007, 10:05:12 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 19, 2007, 10:43:02 PM
Reddoll: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 20, 2007, 03:54:20 PM
MT11: *Looks on red doll's back which says MADE IN AMERICA* Aww crud.
Post by: Dragonium on February 20, 2007, 09:17:25 PM
Dragonium: Oh look. Another delightful plot twist has come to our door. How lovely. *Shoots self*
Slugs: *Leave pub and go away*
Dragonium: *Revives somehow*
*Awkward silence*
MT11: Ahem... I said, "Aww crud".
*Awkward silence*
*Pub continues as normal*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on February 21, 2007, 12:23:04 AM
Post by: Kinslayer on February 21, 2007, 03:07:26 AM
*grabs a bottle and throws it over MT11*
Ks: "Oh wait... that was tequila...!"
*Ms11 bruns faster and Ks is trapped in flames*
Ks: "Darn! I'm ON FIREEE!!!!"
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 21, 2007, 06:15:25 PM
Kinslayer: AAARGH! FLAMES!!!
MT11: Yes, yes. Flames. They are pretty.
Post by: Dragonium on February 21, 2007, 07:19:05 PM
Post by: Grandy on February 21, 2007, 07:37:50 PM
Grandy: Why do I feel this anooying Devá-Vù, like as if I have entered this pub, seen it destroyed, seen it rebuid, seen it travel back in time to enter again, seen it destroyed, seen it rebuilt, and then traveled back in time again?
Post by: WarxePB on March 02, 2007, 01:07:52 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 03, 2007, 05:30:34 AM
MIC: Who the hell are you?
I'm the man that narrates.
Warxe: When did you join up?
I've been here since day one. I've been watching all your actions and telling the public about them.
Bluhman: All our actions?
Yes, all of them.
Archem: Even our actions in the bathroom?
Yes... even those actions.
Drace: *shutters*
Post by: Dragonium on March 03, 2007, 01:27:01 PM
Post by: Tomi on March 03, 2007, 04:56:17 PM
Yes?
Tomi: Why don't you have your name next to what you say like the rest of us?
It is.
Tomi: No it's not..
Yes it is, it is antimatter though, so it just kills you.
Tomi: Oh, ok. *dies*
Post by: Archem on March 03, 2007, 07:54:30 PM
Why? I liked that thing you did with the duct tape and the cat!
Archem: SHHHH!!!
...
Archem: That's better. *eats a bologna sandwich* Oh no! Processed meat-like foodstuff! My only weakness! *joins the currently deceased*
Post by: WarxePB on March 03, 2007, 10:51:16 PM
I am omnipotent. I can do whatever I like.
Warxe: Uh, I think you're just omniscient.
Shut up.
Warxe: Oh? What're you gonna do?
I'll... reveal your deepest, darkest secret to everyone!
Warxe: Sure, you can do that... but it won't mean anything unless you can push this here beer mug a few centimeters.
WARXE THOUGHT HE WAS A GIRL UNTIL HE WAS 14!
All: ...O_o
Warxe: That's all you've got? There's far worse things than that in my life. For example, you never mentioned that I was in diapers until I was 10, or that I eat the souls of nine virgins per day to keep my own soul out of Hell (hence why I can ceaselessly resurrect myself). AND you didn't even touch on the genocide of about 10 entire universes, which I used to form an indestructible set of armor for my gay love partner Zero!
Zero: *comes in wearing spiffed-out golden armor* It's true.
Warxe: So, you're not even omniscient! You're just some disembodied voice!
NOOO! I WON'T HAVE IT!
Warxe: Time to take to the astral plane to kick your icheoplasm! *disappears* *reappears a few seconds later*
Ha! I win!
Warxe: ...shut up. *grabs his Kijuki doll and violently stabs it with a fork*
Post by: Ben on March 03, 2007, 11:10:48 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 03, 2007, 11:21:28 PM
MIC: .....
ahem "Ha! Warxe also thought he was a girl for a large period of time." Stated Meiscool.
MIC: No I didn't.
Yes you did.
MIC: No I didn't.
Yes you did!
Warxe: *sneaks into astral plane*
MIC: Nope.
Ya huh!
MIC: No way.
Yes you di-ugh ow! hey, stop that! No! NO!! NOOOOOooo....
Warxe: *comes back* Wow. Glad that's over.
Bluhman: Are you sure you killed him Warxe?
Warxe: I don't know. I've never encountered an icheoplasmic soul in combat before.
MIC: Well, we had better listen to see if he narrates anymore.
Bluhman: *listens*
Warxe: *listens*
MIC: *listens*
The three friends listen, but hear nothing. Clearly, Warxe had overcome the icheoplasmic fiend.
Everyone: Horray!
Post by: WarxePB on March 04, 2007, 01:49:35 AM
Warxe: Damn.
Er, uh, you can't hear this. Forget that you heard anything.
Razor: Are we done with this yet? We need less disembodied voices and more random comedy.
Hey, I can do comedy! See, there's this one guy who walks into a bar. ...Get it?
MIC: Yes, he walked into a metal bar and hurt himself. I've heard that a million times.
Shut up.
Warxe: Excuse me for a second. *disappears*
You can't defeat me!
Oh really? What about that guy?
Hey, it's Warxe and Jimmy. How're you boys doing?
I am NOT Jimmy! I am the all-powerful Narrator!
Sure there, Jimmy.
Antimatter name, huh?
Shut UP!
*Warxe reappears, along with some nerdy-looking kid*
Jimmy: Arrgh! How did you pull my icheoplasmic soul out of the astral plane!?!?
Warxe: A wizard did it. And I am that wizard. Now, Jimmy, go home and stop playing with the astral projection game on your computer... lest I come and devour you.
Jimmy: ...:( *disappears*
Warxe: If you'll excuse me again... *disappears*
I WAS THE NARRATOR ALL ALONG!!!!?!?!?!!1
Post by: Archem on March 04, 2007, 01:56:01 AM
MIC: Yeah, sure, we know.
Archem: No, really! Remember that thing where ew dluoc reah... Hu-ho...
CIM: Siht si tihsllub.
Exraw: Llew, ta tsael ew nac llits etacinummoc, thgir?
Mehcra: Tuhs pu, siht si drah ot epyt... Yas... Hgra, ym daeh struh...
Post by: Grandy on March 04, 2007, 02:52:39 AM
*scene fads away*
Grandy: And that is the end of that story. *closes book* NOW GTFO OF MY HOUSE!
Xen: *mumbling* Stupid Grandy stealing my stupid idea while i'm not even here anymore.
Grandy: And now, for the first time in the world, here is the paradox of the paradoxes: *creates a paradox* *goes back in time 10 seconds and stops himself from creating the paradox, thus making the paradox a paradox, which means paradox elevated to two, plus the paradox that is caused by the fact he can't go back in time to stop the paradox that didn't happen*
*world esplodes in 5 diferents ways and implodes in 6*
*Xen appears with a book in his hand*
Xen: *closes book* And that is the end of that story. NOW GTFO OFF MY- *a whale falls on him through the roof*
----
MIC: Tahw si taht Ydnarg si gniod?
Warxe: Huh... onnud. I tog desufnoc retfa eht dlrow dedolpxe dna dedolpmi.
MIC: Huh... fi eht dlrow dedolpxe dna dedolpmi, ew dluohs ton eb ereh, sey?
*emerpus xodarap desuac yb eht xodarap taht dedolpxe eht dlrow erofeb siht xodarap*
*Reality collapses*
Post by: Archem on March 04, 2007, 03:06:25 AM
*tihs sneppah*
CIM: Nmad, siht si dekcuf pu...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 04, 2007, 06:03:31 PM
Mehcra: hguone! Ew deen ot dnif a yaw tuo fo siht!
11TM: thgir...
11TM: Aha... All I... need.. to do is... speak... ... backwards! ... It's ...damn... hard.... ... ..... ..though.
Post by: Archem on March 04, 2007, 06:13:42 PM
11TM: Fail.
Post by: Bluhman on March 04, 2007, 06:24:49 PM
Mehcra: tub ev'uoy syawla dah taht eman!
Namhulb: archeM si osla a looc eman.
Mehcra: FTW!?
11TM: You two are ridiculoeus.
Namhulb: know you, too backwards speak can I.
11TM: Naw, you caan't.
Namhulb: errors spelling hideous those at look, mean I!
11TM: This is insane.
Namhula: that with something to on be may You.
Post by: WarxePB on March 04, 2007, 08:56:33 PM
Mehcra: Huh?
Exraw: Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog. A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.
11TM: That maeks no cents.
Exraw: Palindromemordnilap!
Post by: Kinslayer on March 04, 2007, 09:16:19 PM
Everyone: WTF
Ks: "Oh yes, since reality is twisted, I have started to talk properly and with a nice accent as well... could I have a nice martini please? I shall not get drunk in this twisted reality."
Post by: Dragonium on March 04, 2007, 09:28:22 PM
Exraw: *Ping timeout*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 04, 2007, 11:49:35 PM
Mehcra: tahw did eh yas?
Post by: Tomi on March 05, 2007, 02:58:25 AM
MIC: I NO RIGHT?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 05, 2007, 04:11:00 PM
...I'm getting good at this talking backwards thing aren't I?
Post by: WarxePB on March 05, 2007, 09:28:18 PM
Post by: Archem on March 05, 2007, 11:17:04 PM
11TM: Aww, he's happy!
Mehcra: Ma ton! M'i yrev, yrev das!
11TM: ... Anyone speak... Kli..n...gon?
Post by: Kinslayer on March 06, 2007, 03:46:35 PM
11TM: "Shut up!!!"
reyalsniK: "Oh! You're speaking backwards as well!"
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 06, 2007, 11:37:28 PM
Post by: Grandy on March 11, 2007, 07:15:31 PM
Warxe: That is not an excuse for talking like a retard and finishing your current posts with me blabering like someone I am not and with no punchline whatsoever.
Post by: Archem on March 11, 2007, 08:27:45 PM
All: *unenthusiastically* Yay.
MIC: *walks up to the overzealous Archem, pours a glass of milk on him*
Canned laughter
Archem: *hands on hips, smirk on face* Me-is!
Canned laughter
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 11, 2007, 09:35:31 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 12, 2007, 06:02:02 PM
Post by: Archem on March 12, 2007, 06:20:18 PM
Phoenix Wright: CONFECTION!
Archem: Wow, that joke was awful... Let's go skiing!
All: *unenthusiastically* Yay.
The pub and its members go skiing.
Post by: Grandy on March 12, 2007, 06:24:39 PM
*both watch the pub with skis go down the snowy mountain*
Grandy: ... never though we had snow near here either.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 12, 2007, 06:28:05 PM
MT11: Yeah. That is weird.
Pub: Woah, BAIL! *Flips over and crushes some small children*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on March 12, 2007, 07:58:18 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 12, 2007, 10:47:59 PM
MT11: My hunting trophies.
MIC: Hey, where did you get that one?
MT11: I killed my wife and stuffed her head.
MIC: Oh...
Razor: How about that one?
MT11: Killed your wife and stuffed her head.
Razor: Ah....
Warxe: Any of them not wives you've killed?
MT11: Just one.
Grandy: Which one?
MT11: That one right over there. *points* I cut those off of a poor bastard while he was sleeping.
Tomi: Ha, what a loser.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on March 12, 2007, 10:53:58 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 13, 2007, 03:35:47 PM
AFL: Oh okay I'll AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH *Falls into infinity*
Post by: Archem on March 13, 2007, 03:39:12 PM
MIC: I love senior pranks! *throws beer mug at someone not very senior-like*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 15, 2007, 09:16:31 PM
Post by: elementalhero76 on March 16, 2007, 01:47:03 PM
Eh76: So I heard sai's been demoted.
mt11: welcome back you silly old fool.
Bluhman: Hey! That's my line!
eh76: We didn't see your name on it.
Bluhman: Well I said it does that count enough?
Eh76: No it doesn't you must have go through proper legal channels to make that line yours.
Pheonix wright: objection!
Eh76: pheonix wrong bitch! *shoots him with a shotgun*
*snaps fingers and fire engulfs him* *pub starts to burn*
Warxe: nooooooooo! someone put it out...no put me out!
mic: Dammit he messed up the pub again!
mr. mr.: He's a troll! I can prove it!
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on March 16, 2007, 03:58:20 PM
MT11: Sorry, its the door left of that
AFL: ok...*walks through door and heads to a stall and opens up stall* seems safe... WTF?!?!?! HELP THE TOLIET IS SWALLOWING ME WHOLE!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!! *room becomes silent and the pub suddenly fills up with laughter*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 17, 2007, 09:13:06 PM
Post by: WarxePB on March 17, 2007, 09:45:47 PM
Eh76: Oh Come on its not that bad!
Warxe: Actually, it is. And before I have to nuke Forum Gaming again... I'll get rid of you! *swells to gigantic size*
Eh76: Quick we must defeat this menace *draws sword*
Warxe: GRRRR! *crushes EH76*
Eh76: But your on fire
Warxe: *is on fire* What in the worlds... *puts self out* Okay, now you've actually made me ANGRY. *eats EH76*
Eh76: *bursts from Warxes stomich and Warxe ecplodes*
Bluhman: Oh. My. God. His stupidity is causing the laws of physics to violate themselves.
MIC: Everyone violates themselves in front of me.
Razor: Shut up.
Eh76: No I'm just an awesome hero! See I've got the pendant to prove it! *holds up a super awesome pendant made of the rarest material known to man and has infinite magic power*
Zero: *hic* What's all the noise... OH GOD MY HAIR IS ON FIRE *runs around screaming*
Bluhman: His mere presence drains the intelligence from the surrounding area!
Razor: It's the end of the world!
AFL: Dur dubbubdub bub dub... *drools over self*
Warxe: ARRGH! *opens a bottomless pit and throws Eh76 into it*
Eh76: But your on fi-
Warxe: Not this time! I'm wearing a fire-proof suit!
Eh76: Curses! *falls down the pit*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 17, 2007, 10:59:16 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on March 18, 2007, 12:11:58 AM
MIC: Can someone take him out of here?
MT11: Okay, there you go *throws AFL out the door*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 18, 2007, 12:26:08 AM
Post by: Razor on March 18, 2007, 07:14:36 AM
MT11: Hey Razor, whatcha pondering there?
Razor: Hey what huh, how could you tell I was pondering?
MT11: "Razor: *ponders*"
Warxe: That appears to be a convincing argument.
SaiKar: Your face appears to be a convincing argument.
Warxe: Hey what huh, Sai! What are you doing in the pub?
SaiKar: What are you talking about, I'm not SaiKar. I'm actually her VERY SIMILAR PERSON MooMar.
Moomar: *HAS BLUE HAIR AND WEARS A PURPLE DRESS BUT IS OTHERWISE IDENTICAL TO SAI*
Razor: Back to what I was--
Warxe: Wow, what the hell?
MT11: Who is MooMar?
Razor: You know, I--
MooMar: I am far superior to SaiKar in everyway. Nay, the world.
Razor: But--
Bluhman: Hey look at me! I'm Bluhman!
MT11: By gum he's right!
Warxe: Astonishing!
MooMar: I think I have been outdone.
MIC: Golly gee fellas, what's going on over here?
Razor: These people ke--
Bluhman: Hey look we met a new superfriend!
Warxe: A superior superfriend!
MooMar: Me!
MIC: Wow, that's super!
Bluhman: Hey everyone! Let us all converse to MooMar about her existence!
Warxe: Yes, let's!
Razor: Ugh, I should just go back to poisoning the beer.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on March 18, 2007, 04:58:01 PM
MT11: Huh. Wonder what he was drinking. *Takes sip of drink and does same*
Razor: *laughs to self* Its working.
Post by: WarxePB on March 19, 2007, 12:34:08 AM
MooMar: No, call me MooMar.
Warxe: Fair enough. Where are you from? Let's hear.
MooMar: Well, you see... *goes into captivating tale of her existence, including betrayal, triumph against impossible odds and healthy doses of sexual intrigue*
***
MM: ...and that's my life up to a few years ago.
MT11: That was so incredibly vague as to be the best biography in the universe! *begins copying it down*
Razor: Uh... can you even hold a pen?
MT11: No, but I can type, thanks to this MicroStag laptop. *OBVIOUS PRODUCT PLACEMENT*
Warxe: But a stag is a male deer, not a moose.
MT11: So?
Warxe: ...nevermind. Anyways, MooMar, what brings you to the Pub?
MM: You see... *goes into another enthralling tale of adventure*
***
MM: ...and those friendly space zombies dropped me off here.
Warxe: So, you're seeking to destroy all traces of Micron civilization, right?
MM: Essentially, yeah. So, do any of you know where Sai is?
MIC: He resigned from his position as admin, and now we sometimes see him wandering the streets, like a penniless hobo. Wait, he is a penniless hobo.
MM: Excellent... And how about Midnight?
Archem: Midnight? What does she have to do with it?
MM: She's carrying his child.
Warxe: ...but Sai's a girl.
MT11: But MIC referred to Sai as "him"...
Razor: That must mean...
All: GROUP GASP!!!
Bluhman: Uhh... he's a crossdresser?
Razor: Well, that. And...
Archem: The mystical Arbitrary Four Items of Some Undefined Purpose split him into two people?
Razor: Probably that too. But really, if he can grow female clones of himself..
Warxe: ...he probably has a whole army of SaiKar clones.
MM: Then my work is not done yet.
Bluhman: Wait. How do we know that you're not one of his failed clones?
MM: Would the most beautiful and intelligent person in the entirety of existence lie to you?
Razor: Of course not!
Warxe: That's a silly thought.
Post by: Grandy on March 19, 2007, 01:28:46 AM
MM: Then it's time to settle this. *get's up and starts walking out of pub* *MGS theme starts to play*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 19, 2007, 08:40:02 PM
MM: *Slaps MT11*
MT11: Well I guess I deserved that. But I'm still coming with you.
*Epic pan shot revealing Saikar clones marching across New Zealand's rolling hills*
Post by: elementalhero76 on March 20, 2007, 03:58:37 PM
AFL *pukes on eh76*
EH76: stop that! *burns him alive*
AFL: ooooooh itz burnz! I feeel allll warm and sungglies.
Mt11: stop burnin my peoplez! Go do something productive for a change and help out in requests or something! god!
What am to do with him?
God: You rang? Stikes Eh76 with lightning.
oooog: No I wanted to do that!
MM:Ok...lets get going now!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 21, 2007, 03:38:21 AM
MrMister: Ah! Git off mi!
Post by: Grandy on March 21, 2007, 03:45:48 PM
Velma Dinkley: Exactly, Grandy, Mr.Mister thought he could scare Razor, the pub's owner, enough so that he could buy the pub cheaply.
Razor: But... how did you know?
Velma Dinkley: My first clue was when we found this powder in Mr. Mister's room.
Shaggy: He'd use it to pale his skin in order to look like Sai'Kar did.
Velma Dinkley: Later on, we found this document in his room that was in half, but if we put togheter with this other half in his pocket, we can see it's actually the deed of the pub's land.
Fred: *comes from out-screen zipping his pants* But why?
Daphne: *comes from the same place as fred fixing her hair* yes, why?
Velma Dinkley: That's easy, there is, according to this deed, a natural beer fountain below the pub.
*everyone stares at Razor*
Razor: ...what, you didn't really think I buy this stuff, did you?
Mr.Mister: And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
Scooby Doo: Scooby-Doobie-Doo.
*everyone laughs*
Grandy: But what about the Sai'Kar army I saw?
Velma Dinkley: Oh, those are real, and they're really coming to here to kill us all.
*everyone laughs*
Razor: Wait, that's a bad thing.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 21, 2007, 09:03:40 PM
MT11: *Epic pose* TO THE MYSTERY MACHINE!!!
Post by: Archem on March 21, 2007, 09:30:54 PM
Shaggy: Zoinks! A g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-GHOST!!!
Archem: _sweat_ Shut the hell up.
Post by: WarxePB on March 21, 2007, 11:14:39 PM
Warxe: I'll take care of that. REMMAH ECAPS! *points at the Mystery Machine*
Razor: ...that didn't do anything.
Warxe: Stupid showgirls with magic powers... Well, guess we gotta stay behind and- *looks over shoulder to see everyone else shoving their way into the Mystery Machine* >_<
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 22, 2007, 02:22:37 AM
Sai Kar Clone: *zaps MT11 with device*
MT11: *turns into a Sai Kar clone*
MIC: Good god, they are everywhere. *gets zapped, turns into Sai Kar clone*
Bluhman: MIC! NOOOOOO! *gets zapped, turns into Sai Kar clone*
Grandy: Stand back, everyone!
Warxe: K.
Grandy: I am not Grandy. I am not Pablo. I am, Keanu Reeves.
Everyone: Gasp!
Post by: WarxePB on March 22, 2007, 12:15:40 PM
Grandy: Oh. Crap. *gets zapped*
Razor: It's just you and me, old friend.
Archem: Hey! I'm here! *gets zapped*
Razor: As I was saying, just me and you.
Warxe: Oh well. Hive minds aren't all that bad, anyways.
Razor: Hive minds?
Warxe: Yeah. Like the Borg.
Razor: ...oh god. *gets zapped*
Warxe: Hmm... I'm surrounded by thousands of Sai'Kar clones, some of which used to be my friends, with no real tools. I could always do some bending, but CRAP! *deflects a zap* I need to destroy their leader, but I don't even know where Sai is... Well, I guess the only option is to become one of them. *gets zapped*
Post by: elementalhero76 on March 22, 2007, 02:06:49 PM
Eh76: *cutting clones to bits* OMFG! Too many clones I can't fight them alone!
AFL *still drooling gets turned into a clone---still drolling*:
Joiiiin Usssssss you faqing noob! You can become our nobbish b*tch!
Eh76: No thank you! *cuts him? in two and breaks off into a run*
*He gets hit by the mystery machine riddled with Sai' clones but is only shaken and stirred.*
Eh76: noooooo! I can't shake them! They're too many!
Sai'kar clones: Join us you noob! Be our bishie for eternity!
Eh76: Fanboishism is one thing but this? Is that even a word? Oh well...
*Eh76 gets zappped but no effect*
Clones: what?!
Eh76 *laughs maniacally*: Fools you can't do the same thing you just did to the others for I also have the the power of the... um what was it called?
Warxe as clone: The mystical Arbitrary Four Items of Some Undefined Purpose?
Eh76: Yeah that's it...Warxe you've been sai'kared?
Warxe: Yes but, I still have my consciousness...
Clones: Traitor to the empire! *The empire theme plays*
Eh76: We'd better run now.
Warxe: Good idea!
*A chase goes on and like scooby doo its happens through alleyways*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 22, 2007, 06:34:07 PM
*Looks left and right*
...
*Runs off*
Post by: WarxePB on March 22, 2007, 07:35:16 PM
Eh76: I found them beside the Pub in this really conveniently-placed treasure chest.
Saizor: Damn it! I knew I shouldn't have put them in that chest.
WK: *sigh* Anyways, roll call. Who still has their personality?
SK11: *devours a Sai clone*
Red Sai: Wheeeeeeee-
MIC: Yo.
Jaschem: Wait, MIC's a guy now.
MIC: Yeah, MIC now stands for Meiscock.
WK: ...ookay.
Saihman: Let me guess, now we use these as disguises to sneak into his HQ and kill him?
WK: Something like that. We'll just get zapped again if we use the Four Items, so we'll need to take EH along with us.
EH76: Yay!
Saizor: Couldn't we just take the Four Items, but not use them?
WK: Are you kidding? We need EH on this mission! *whispers "As a distraction and possible meat shield" to Saizor*
A Forgotten SaiKar: Ohhhh, like a meat shield.
WK: Dammit! *grabs a clone and beats AFS senseless*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on March 22, 2007, 07:50:31 PM
Eh: :yell: Shut up!
AFS: ...i'm hungry.
Eh: ?
AFS: Begins chewing on a rabbit.
Eh: *:|*
AFS: Anyone got some parsley?
WK: no...
AFS: oh. oh well. I guess I'll use these three-leaved clover things covered in my blood. *begins eating rabbit again* ...oops, i forgot to cook it. oh well.
Eh: _sweat_
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 26, 2007, 11:04:43 PM
Saikar: Goobal Goable, Goobal Goable.
Saikar: One of us! One of us!
Saikar: Goobal Goable, Goobal Goable.
MIC: I'm detecting a refrence to... OMG I just found my penis!
Warx'kar: After 16 years of searching?
MIC: Yes!
Clones: Horray!
Post by: Archem on March 26, 2007, 11:33:39 PM
*crickets*
Jaschem: ...Which were mysteriously hanging around MIC's penis!
All: Yay!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 27, 2007, 10:29:32 PM
Jaschem: No Scooby, they aren't your snacks!!!
Scooby: Heheheeheehee. Scooooby doo! *Runs off with Virginity*
MIC: Dude, Scooby doo just took your virginity.
Jaschem: Shut up, I know, okay?
Mrmr: peen
All: Yay!
Post by: elementalhero76 on March 28, 2007, 02:17:46 PM
Eh76: *_sweat_* Wait not on me! Help!
*Afs pukes on eh76*
Eh76: ugh! rabbit guts on me now!
All: laughs
eh76: who turned on teh canned laughter?
saikar clone #35126435347124712347124712487219749124712947219472194721947219472194721947219^6352156321546325+ 25x^3 -5x^2 -X^1/2: I did and now you will all die muahahahahahha!
Eh76: I have no time for figuring out your expression of a name
Jezapppa lv 25! *zaps teh saiclone#35126435347124712347124712487219749124712947219472194721947219472194721947219^6352156321546325+ 25x^3 -5x^2 -X^1/2 to ashes*
EH76: I HAVE DIVIDED YOU BY ZERO BEYOTCH! You are undefined! You are non-existant! You are...
Warxe'kar: dead?
Eh76: I was getting to that...
Me is cock: ok now that teh clone is dead, can we move on and defeat sai'kar now?
AFS: why are we all saiying "teh" in our sentences?
*crickets* *everyone looks at each other.*
AFS: ok it must be our sai transformations.
saiclone#35126435347124712347124712487219749124712947219472194721947219472194721947219^6352156321546325+ 25x^3 -5x^2 -X^1/2: I'm not dead yet!
*Bizap!*
saiclone#35126435347124712347124712487219749124712947219472194721947219472194721947219^6352156321546325+ 25x^3 -5x^2 -X^1/2: Still not dead!
Post by: Razor on March 31, 2007, 11:31:53 AM
Warxe: You know what that means.
MIC+Archem+Razor+All the other wankers: NEW STORYLINE!
---------------
MT11: I'm Mooston Trentshire the 11th, I'm an incredibly rich business person. I own half of Charas. My ruthless knowledge of real estate and the stock market has gotten me to where I am today.
Warxe: I'm Warxe, the ruthless film noir style detective. I'm been on the hunt for the killer of my wife for the last 7 years. Every day I become more embittered by the world, but I know that I am coming close to finding him.
Archem2: I'm Archem Version 2. I'm a cybernetically enhanced soldier from an intergalactic war between Earth and a mysterious and deadly race of aliens. I was mortally wounded on the battlefield, but I was recreated with technology.
Grandy: I'm Grandy, and I'm actually the reincarnate of King Grandeur Tyranicus, the leader of an Egyptian type country which for copyright reasons isn't actually Egypt. It is my quest to find the golden raiment, a set of royal order clothes that have been stolen from my tomb.
Bluhman: I'm Bluhman, famous television celebrity. I'm actually a talk show host AND a supreme court judge. I have a lot of enemies that I've made over the years, but that's okay because I'm always armed.
Red Giant: I'm Redd, and centuries ago I was a terrible criminal. After I was killed in a fight, I had a curse placed on me! I've literally become a Death-for-hire, reaping souls for as long as my higher-ups demand of me. My only wish is that I can be reunited with my long lost love.
Tomi: I'm Tomi, one of the best chefs in the world. I come from a small town which has know become famous for its cooking, thanks to me! However, I've got to watch my back! There are a lot of other chefs who want the title of Best Chef in the World, and they mean serious business!
Kinslayer: I'm Burtus Walman, a seemingly normal everyday man. However, I have an alter-ego, Kinslayer, and under the shadow of night, I hunt demons to keep the world safe. I am concerned about the barrier between their world and ours, as I believe it's weakening, and I must set out fix this!
Dragonium: I'm Dragonium, and I spend my days away from society, in the valley of dragons. I'm the only person who is allowed in there, and with the dragons, I defend the valley from communists and hunters, who seek to kill the inhabitants.
A Forgotten Legend: I was an incredibly famous hero from another universe, and I often lavished in how famous I was. Unfortunately, due to my incredibly famous actions, I was teleported by an evil person to the universe, where I never existed and so no one knew who I was. I'm looking for a way to get back, and perhaps gloat about myself on the way!
Elemental Hero 76: I am timeless and nameless, but I do have a name. It's Muriel. I hate my parents. That is why I became a druid. I now have incredibly limited control over the elements, and sometimes I tell people that I am a hero. I like pillows.
Razor: I'm Razor, and I am the soon-to-be-King of the kingdom in the east. After my father, the previous king was assassinated, I feared for my life and went in hiding in Charas! While in hiding, I'm a common thief, though I do occasionally go for the rare stuff!
MIC: I'm MIC. I run the Charas Pub.
-----------------------
Razor: What!? You can't do that.
MIC: Can so. New canon is being written.
Razor: But you're meant to be something new and exciting and cool!
MIC: I like the idea of Charas Pub owner. There's still money in the till.
Razor: You bastard!
*BATTLE ENSUES*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 31, 2007, 05:08:28 PM
MIC: *Punches MT11 unconsious*
Post by: Grandy on March 31, 2007, 05:41:25 PM
Post by: Archem on March 31, 2007, 06:50:32 PM
MIC: *trips over Archem2's power cord during the battle that is ensuing, causing it to become unplugged from the wall, and thus, deactivating Archem2*
Archem2: I'll be back...
Post by: WarxePB on March 31, 2007, 07:53:00 PM
I stepped into that seedy tavern, just off the main road. Some... reliable sources told me that I could find the killer of my wife in there.
MIC: May I help you?
The androgynous bartender asked me what I wanted. He knew damn well what I wanted. I wanted-
MIC: I don't have all day, you know.
Warxe: Shut up, I'm monologueing! It took a man with a lot of nerve to interrupt a detective in the middle of his monologue. Obviously, MIC knew something she shouldn't.
Bluhman: Hey, are you a detective?
Warxe: Just a man with a mission, Your Honor.
Bluhman: Alright... just make sure there's no vigilante-style attacks in there.
Warxe: Does beating up the bartender count as a vigilante attack?
Bluhman: Nope.
Warxe: Excellent. I grabbed MIC's collar and threw him around a bit, breaking some tables and beer mugs. That snobby noble Trentshire got a face full of splinters.
MT11: OH GOD, MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Bluhman: That's against the law! *grabs a plastic arm and starts beating Warxe with it*
How humiliating. Justice Bluhman was beating me up with an arm. I had heard that he was always armed, but this was a bit ridiculous...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 31, 2007, 07:58:58 PM
Bluhman: Motion carried. State your time and place!
MT11: Right here, right now, with chainsaws.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on March 31, 2007, 08:53:46 PM
MIC: Grow some balls.
Charas Pub: I quit.
MIC: You can't quit. I made you what you are!
Charas Pub: I'm gonna run away!
MIC: Fine; go.
Charas Pub: I'll do it!
MIC: I'm waiting.
Charas PUb: ..... I'll be good now.
Post by: Grandy on March 31, 2007, 10:02:29 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 31, 2007, 10:36:35 PM
Kinslayer with geeky glasses: Oh yes, Popcorn. Right. *Glances right and left*
Post by: elementalhero76 on April 01, 2007, 08:05:12 PM
Eh76: I am not some stupid wow character! Ahem!
Screen Name: eh76
Given name: Hirohito Ishida
Real name: David Nunez
Gender: Male
Occupation: Hero of the Elements
Known facts: vanquisher of The Dark Wizard Lord Zurik Simer (Prounced: sim-heir)
Age: 18
Small bio: Once an ordainary teenager living in florida, he was sent to Japan to stop an evil organization bent on reviving Zurik Simer. He even followed them to Zurik's home world after their defeat on Earth.
Mic: hmm... Next! *pushes Eh76 out the the door.*
Eh76: you'll be hearing from my lawyer! *door slams in face!*
Mic: who's his lawyer?
Bluhman: I am his lawyer mic now you have to fight me!
Mic: bring it! *does hand motion like in the matrix.*
Post by: Bluhman on April 01, 2007, 08:17:33 PM
Warxe: I... Never agreed to this.
Bluhman: I did. I agreed that you'd do it, remember.
Warxe: ...Damn you. If you weren't armed, I'd...
*MT11 runs at Warxe with a chainsaw, but accidentally cuts EH76 in half.*
EH76: Waah.
MT11: Damn. Missed. Let me try that again. Ten paces, turn and charge!
Post by: elementalhero76 on April 01, 2007, 08:25:28 PM
Hirohito (eh76 as name sucks): Hmm that worked ok.
mIc: wait! arent you Eh76?
Hirohito: yes but this sounds better.
Mic: Damn I can't make fun of you. You used another name.
hirohito: Try and find the real me. Frame of Illusion! *splits into 1000 copies*
bluhman: its Mic vs. Hirohito er... Eh76 and warxe vs. Mt11 round 2 fight!
Hirohito #992: wait! aren't you fighting as well?
bluhman: crap I forgot I was fighting warxe.
Warxe to bluhman: Coward! Come back and fight! *charges at bluhman but gets hit by the arm again and falls into mt11s running chain saw*
Hirohito all 1000: O.o
Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 02, 2007, 06:57:11 PM
Razor: I'll get-
MIC: THIS IS MY PUB I WILL ANSWER MY DOOR
Razor: -it....
Door: *opens*
Drace: Hey guys!
MT11: Drace! *gets cut in half*
Warxe: How do you like that bi- Hi Drace!
Drace: Hey! I heard you were all making new characters, so I brought my Dungeons and Dragons character making sheet so I could make my own!
Bluhman: ....
Grandy: ....
MT11: OH THE PAIN OF BEING SAWED IN HALF!!!!
Bluhman: ....
Drace: What?
MIC: That's not how it works Drace. Razor has to make the character for you.
Razor: Yeah. *grabs character sheet*
-I'll let someone else make Drace's character. I'm all out of originality-
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 02, 2007, 07:22:51 PM
Razor: You a boring and lost post from Eh76, and I started a new pub in which MIC ended up the new owner... so not much.
AFL: ...
Razor: and there's some back stories most of the people who have posted recently.
AFL: oh, thats what it was. I was famous in another universe-thingy-ma-jiggy?
Razor: Just shut up.
AFL: ...but...
Razor: I said shut up.
AFL: ...I'm con...
Razor: :yell: JUST SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!!
AFL: ...but...
Razor: > : |
AFL: ...shutting up now...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 02, 2007, 10:10:04 PM
Warxe: Oh, I saw that one! Drace was the gay guy right?
Razor: Joseph?
Warxe: Yeah that's the one.
MT11: Indeeed.
[STRIKE]ehero: I'm Hirohito! Secret technique[/STRIKE]MT11: Indeed indeed. Drace was reknowned throughout the land as the greatest performer ever. Soprano, in fact. But then one dark day... *A shadow passed over his face*
After that he could not find work. No-one wants a performer with a shadow over his face. He fought and fought to remove it but no amount of cream or acid would do. Finally, in desperation, he set fire to his face.
Grandy: *Picks at scabbing on cheek* we've all been there.
MT11: He caught alight, but through some mysterious affect of the cream and acids plus the shadow, he did not die! Instead, he became... The pheonix!
MIC: Phoenix.
MT11: Yes whatever. Anyway, he patrolled the city streets at night, and then when he couldn't find any hookers, he became a vigilante! Sworn to fight crime and the forces of evil!
Drace: And then I went to the pub and haven't left since. OH MY GOD MY FACE IS STILL ON FIRE
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 03, 2007, 12:17:56 AM
Drace: My face is on fire. I don't care.
AFL: But is good! Ayone else seen it?
Drace: We don't care.
AFL: I don't care if you care. My favorite song is No Good Deed, then i like Defying Gravity and No One Mourns the Wicked.
Drace: Will you take Razor's advice and SHUT THE HELL UP!
AFL: *:(*
Post by: WarxePB on April 03, 2007, 12:42:18 AM
MIC: You know we can hear your monologues, right?
Warxe: I made no attempt to hide it. Such a motley crew of be-
Tommy Lee: Woo! *jumps in*
Warxe: Not you. *throws Tommy Lee into a conveniently-placed plot hole* As I was saying... Who are these people? What is this place? And most importantly... where's the pie?
ZKX: Hey, that's MY line! *runs into the pub with an angry look*
Razor: Hey, you've gotta be in character! ZKX is... the leader of a peaceful extraterrestrial race that wishes to set up a colony on Earth!
ZKX: My apologies, sir, but you used a line that I am known for using. Please refrain from using it again.
Warxe: Get used to it, bub... *points to two guys wearing "HOYSHA!!!!!" and "i can shoot missles lol" shirts*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 03, 2007, 07:38:01 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 03, 2007, 09:01:26 PM
Razor: Eh?
MT11: Nothing. You got a first aid kit or something? This chainsaw wound is starting to itch.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 03, 2007, 09:37:16 PM
MT11: Well... that isn't very good, now is it?
MIC: Nope. I guess you're just going to have to die or something.
Razor: Acutally I stored one und-
MIC: NOPE! There are no first aid kits in MY bar!
Razor: :(
Post by: Grandy on April 03, 2007, 11:58:59 PM
*nothing happens*
Grandy: Well, the pharaoh's out of ideas.
MT11: I guess it was worth the try. Thanks for trying to heal me.
Grandy: Heal the what who?
Post by: elementalhero76 on April 05, 2007, 02:39:46 AM
Warxe: we got tired.
hirohito: oh ok *leaves pub*
Mt11: whan will the bleeding stop?
hirohito *reenters*: when you dare to copy my avatar.
All: *look at his avatar.*
Mic: april fools swas three days ago take it off!
Hirohito: no you'll have to bonk me for me to do so.
Mic: ok *procures a huge squeky hammer and hits Hirohito with it.*
Mt11: you are not a mod mIc allow me!
*bonk! suqeek!* *Hirohito gets stuck in the ceiling again*
Warxe: great! he got stuck again!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 05, 2007, 02:43:16 AM
Warxe: we got tired.
hirohito: oh ok *leaves pub*
Mt11: whan will the bleeding stop?
hirohito *reenters*: when you dare to copy my avatar.
All: *look at his avatar.*
Mic: april fools swas three days ago take it off!
Hirohito: no you'll have to bonk me for me to do so.
Mic: ok *procures a huge squeky hammer and hits Hirohito with it.*
Mt11: you are not a mod mIc allow me!
*bonk! suqeek!* *Hirohito gets stuck in the ceiling again*
Warxe: great! he got stuck again![/STRIKE]
MIC: Lol
MT11: Wot?
MIC: I don't know.
Post by: elementalhero76 on April 05, 2007, 03:00:35 AM
*everyone starts pulling*
Hirohito: Um.. guys this may not be a good idea...
Grandy: two...
*still pulling*
Hirohito: ugh my stomach! *Pbbbbbbbit!*
*bad gas fills the room*
Grandy: ugh what the hell? oh well threee..
Hirohito: *pops out of roof* must have been that chili dog Hirohito #367 ate 5 posts ago.
Post by: aboutasoandthis on April 05, 2007, 03:02:34 AM
Razor: Does this guy ever die?
MIC: I have a plan...
~to eh76
MIC: ehero, I'm sorry for everything I've ever done to you.
Charas Pub: WHAT?!
MIC: I see you as a contributing member to Charas, and I don't know what we would be doing without you.
Bluhman: He's lost it.
eh76: awesome!!!!
MIC: There's a special room we keep in the back alley for special members. Here's the key.
MT11: umm...
eh76: omg omg omg
~eagerly runs out the door
MIC: Wait for it.
*Defeaning crash is heard outside the door, cracking the ceiling yet again.
MIC: Remember, we still have a bodyguard.
Bluhman: But I thought he was-
~Warxe flashes a blinding light in front of Bluhman.
Warxe: Repeat after me. That never happened.
Bluhman: That never happened...
Warxe: The Pub was always awesome.
Bluhman: The Pub was always awesome...
Warxe: Meiscool is a woman.
Post by: Archem on April 05, 2007, 03:08:08 AM
MIC: What's with the engrish?
Archem: What you say? I'm am the emperor of to speak the englich!
MIC: ...Yeah. I think it's time for a new pub law.
*all posts by eh76 in the pub are forever ignored as part of MIC's new pub quality control law*
MIC: Actually, I was gonna say you can only post if you speak English correctly, but that sounds better.
MT11: Why not both? As in, both of my disconnected halves?
MIC: Shut your speak-hole! You know I've already established the one law per week law! I am no[STRIKE]w[/STRIKE] hypocrite!
*law is now in effect*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 05, 2007, 11:36:54 PM
MIC: I have an idea for you Bluhman!
Bluhman: *is intregued*
MIC: Remember how you made that thing for EpicA with 'The Movies'?
Bluhman: *recalls such an event*
MIC: Why not make one for some of the better events in MY charas pub?
Bluhman: *considers*
MIC: Please?
Bluhman: Well, seeing as I'm bored, I guess I could give it a try.
Drace: *bursts through door* Anime porn anime porn anime porn OMG you have to come quick! *goes back to the TV*
Bluhman: However... the TV seems to be in use, so no.
MIC: :(
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 06, 2007, 05:54:54 PM
Kinslayer: *Walks back in buttoning up his coat to conceal superhero costume* I, err, had to visit a relative.
MT11: ...Wot. That is a fantastic word.
Post by: Grandy on April 07, 2007, 01:11:45 AM
Yugi: *also drinking*I feel your pain.
Grandy: *blinks suddenly gets up in trance* THE PHARAOH NEEDS HIS ARTIFACTS!
Yami Yugi: THEN LET US DUEL!
Grandy: FAIR ENOUGH, IT'S DUEL TIME! *ground opens and a duel monsters arena comes out of it*
Razor: I wonder where did I get the money for all this random stuff that pops out of my- *gets punched in the face by MIC*
MIC: ...my pub.
Yami Yugi: I SUMMON MY GIANT PENI-
Grandy: THAT ACTIVATES MY TRAP CARD, WHICH ALOWS ME TO SUMMON A NOIR DETECTIVE! *grabs Warxe by the arm and throws in in the middle of the field*
Yami Yugi: OH NO!
Tossed around like a toy, put in the middle of some twisted game by two pharaoh spirits, I couldn't see how this could get more awkward
Grandy: I ALSO CAST CYBER BONDAGE, WHICH INCREASES MY NOIR DETECTIVE'S ATTACK POINTS TO OVER NINE THOUSAND!
Warxe: *dressed with a sexy womans outfit*
Suddenly, I realised it could AWAYS get more awkward.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 07, 2007, 01:35:53 AM
AFL: ...how long has warxe been in that sexy woman's outfit?
Grandy: Not that long. Now go away.
AFL: Oh. Anyone know how I can get home?
Warxe (in Glinda-ish voice): clap your heels three times and say "There's no place like home" three times as well.
AFL: Ok. *claps heels three times* "There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home."
Warxe: Did it work?
AFL: No, don't I need ruby slippers?
Warxe: No, you just need a little dog and for your house to fall of the wicked witch of the east to go back home to Kansas.
AFL: BUT I NEVER LIVED IN KANSAS!!!!!!!
Warxe: Oh, well, then I don't know. Ask Razor, he runs the pub.
Meiscool: What?! Razor's Pub? No, its my pub, and I won't help AFL get home until his mapping gets better! And give me my dress back, its starting to get chilly in here!
Warxe: But you know it looks better on me.
AFL: Please excuse me while I go scrape the remains of Eh76 from the alley to put in your soup. *walks outside*
Eh76: Oh thank god your here. This thing hit me when I came out here and... Wait! What are you doing?!?!?!
*Gunshot*
Eh76: You shot me. You freakin' shot me. What you doing? Why are you going with that....
*Car starts*
Eh76: Ah!!!
*Car hits something*
Eh76: Still o.k.!
Eh76: Ahhhh!!!!!!
*Car runs over object multiple times*
*Car stops*
*AFL walks back in*
AFL: Now I'll scrape his remains off the alley.
*Walks back out side*
---Sometime later---
*Walks in the main area of the pub from the kitchen*
AFL: Soup's on!
Grandy: Go away! I'm in the middle of something... Warxe get back here, I'm not done yet.
AFL: Oh. O.k. Taxi! *Leaves pub for a few days*
Post by: Grandy on April 07, 2007, 01:53:27 AM
Seriously, you just screwed up all what I wrote. And I'm not someone who complains very often.
--edit: No prob, just try and not change the whole situation next time--
Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 09, 2007, 03:09:27 AM
Yami Yugi: NO! I was about to play Wing of the Buttergays. It's attack power is ninemillion, which would completely destroy his Dragonfly Lord and the rest of his lifepoints. I would've won!
Grandy: Not quite. Dragonfly Lord has the special ability to summon my Huge Coc-
Yami Yugi: Yes, but everytime you summon that monster back into play, you get an errection!
Grandy: So?
Yami Yugi: So? If when you get an errection, half your lifepoints are sent to your Giant Peni-
Grandy: And because I have zero lifepoints left... I would be dividing zero... by half of zero!
Yami Yugi: Precisely! And, when a time paradox occurs, it activates my trap card!
Admin: And what does your trap card do?
Yami Yugi: My trap card gives all your monsters AIDS!
Warxe: NO!!!
Grandy: Oh dear god!
Yami Yugi: That's right. Your Humungous Woody would be given AIDS, which forces you to role a dice every round. If you role a two, four, or six, you loss half your life points AGAIN!
Grandy: So I will lose all zero of what I used to have?
Yami Yugi: Yes, thus making me win and giving you AIDS.
Grandy: I guess I lucked out.
Yami Yugi: Yes... yes you did.
MIC: Wow. So this is how you really get AIDS, huh?
Razor: Yes, you would be correct.
Post by: Tomi on April 13, 2007, 03:38:03 AM
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 13, 2007, 05:38:01 PM
Tomi: Yeah, let's.
Razor: MIC stands for made in cazakstan!
Everyone: Hehehehehehehehehhe!!!
MT11: Ah, poor quality goods from a misspelled Middle-eastern country. Priceless.
Post by: Grandy on April 19, 2007, 03:36:18 PM
Grandy: ...y'know, somebody should clean that, it's been rolling past here many times already.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 19, 2007, 05:05:01 PM
Post by: Archem on April 19, 2007, 07:35:03 PM
MIC: Hey! I have the right to refuse service to anyone! Even you!
Archem: I'm not a customer, I'm the guy who's been bootlegging the booze to your not-so-fine establishment.
MIC: Yeah, and I can go right back to getting the stuff from Lenard! He never backtalks!
Razor: Lenard quit. I mean died. Lenard... Hell, Lenard never really existed. You should go see a doctor.
Archem: I'm a doctor.
MIC: **** that, I'm not made of money! *drinks a beer with a bee in it*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 21, 2007, 09:16:21 PM
Archem: I'm a doctor. He's dead.
Everyone: *gasp*
Warxe: But who placed the bee in the beer?
Razor: This sounds like a job for a detective.
Grandy: But not just any detective...
MT11: ... but a Noir detective.
Warxe: ..... I'm on it.
Post by: Grandy on April 25, 2007, 11:42:28 PM
*pub members are playing cards*
Grandy: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... hit me.
Razor: *punch Grandy in the face*
Grandy: *falls off chair* You know, this isn't funny after the 6th time.
Razor: Speak for yourself, it was funny, wasn't guys?
Warxe: Kinda.
Meiscool: Would've being funnier without the metal glove.
Razor: Oh, please, you guys have no sense of humour. Plus, this is not a metal glove, it's a coup de poing.
Warxe: Silly french people and their sillyness.
Razor: Indeed.
Grandy: You know, this place has been dead lately. Where did everyone go?
Razor: Oh, since that "Unmoderated" opened at front nobody cares about this place anymore.
Grandy: Well, you still have us, right?
Razor: Well, yes, I guess you're righ- HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
Meiscool: ...bathroom?
Razor: It's the other way around!
Meiscool: Well... uh... *breaks through the window* *runs toward Unmoderated*
Warxe: ...Well, I guess we should have seen that coming. What with the whole "Hey guys I'm going to the Unmoderated" talk he did yesterday.
Grandy: True. *grabs a card* ... hit me.
Razor: *kicks Grandy on the balls*
Grandy: *high-pinched voice* now, THAT was funny. *rolls in fetal position.*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 26, 2007, 05:28:03 PM
MT11: ...Unmoderated? Is there something I've missed? *Searches through the forum*
BANG
Razor: Wow. I didn't even know forum games had fourth walls but there it is, broken.
Grandy: And I was never hit in the balls, because this is just an internet game! W00t!
MT11: I can't eat people, because of laws! Oh noes!
MIC: I'm just a teenager with a superiority complex! Double oh noes!
Pub: *Collapses on everyone's heads*
Tomi: Ooooh. I told you this place was unstable. I think I've got concussion...
MT11: Me too. Err, what were we talking about just then?
Razor: *Kicks Grandy in the balls*
Grandy: *Collapses*
MIC: lol, i rule
Tomi: *farts*
*Hiding in a shadow outside the pub*
???: Thank god. That was a close one.
????: Too close. But charas pub is safe... For now.
Warxe: Not real, eh? Fufufufu. Little do they know that I avoided the roof fall at the last second. Now I know that nothing in this place is real, I can do anything... ANYTHING!!!!! MWAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
MT11: What was that?
Warxe: Oh, nothing. That was just, erm, french, for [STRIKE]i am going to kill you.[/STRIKE]
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 26, 2007, 10:42:30 PM
Post by: aboutasoandthis on April 26, 2007, 10:46:12 PM
*Dancing Moogles*
Me-is is dead. How cool was he?
Kupo Po-Di, Po-Dilly...
Noobs celebrate as he there lay.
Kupo Po-Di, Po-Dae...
For the once owner we sing for ye.
Kupo Po-Di, Po-Dilly...
Razor promised us money. As slaves..no pay!
Kupo Po-Di, Po-Dae...
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 26, 2007, 10:51:28 PM
Post by: Grandy on April 26, 2007, 11:49:33 PM
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Originally posted by aboutasoandthis
Razor: I met this suspicious pig guy... He did sell us some entertainment since Meiscool is dead.
*Dancing Moogles*
Me-is is dead. How cool was he?
Kupo Po-Di, Po-Dilly...
Noobs celebrate as he there lay.
Kupo Po-Di, Po-Dae...
For the once owner we sing for ye.
Kupo Po-Di, Po-Dilly...
Razor promised us money. As slaves..no pay!
Kupo Po-Di, Po-Dae...
... please tell me that is sung at the oompa loompa song rythim.
Post by: Bluhman on April 27, 2007, 01:15:50 AM
Quote
Originally posted by A Forgotten Legend
AFL: But he's not dead. He's at Umodderated. Sorry Moogles. Oh, wait, he came back just before the roof was renovated I guess. Anyway, do you sell Tea here?
Bluhman: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Drowns.*
Post by: Archem on April 27, 2007, 02:43:34 AM
Everyone: Awesome.
Post by: Ben on April 27, 2007, 03:29:21 AM
Everyone: Awesomer
Post by: WarxePB on April 27, 2007, 03:38:59 AM
Archem: We can still hear your monologues.
Warxe: Actually, you didn't.
Archem: What?
Warxe: See these Quote things? These show what happened in the past. Clearly, it went like this:
Quote
Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Warxe: The Fourth Wall has been broken! Who knows what kinds of creatures could invade our dear little pub?
Archem: What shall we do?
Warxe: Our only hope is to revive the Gods of the Fourth Wall. And so, another storyline begins!
Archem: You just made that up.
Warxe: Eh? It's in the Quote tags!
Bluhman: It goes both ways. We can see what you're typing.
Warxe: Damnit! Regardless, with my newfound power, I shall take over all time and space! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! *disappears*
Grandy: That's not good, is it?
MIC: *is violently and constantly shifting between male and female forms* Make it stop!!
Razor: Clearly, we must revive the Gods of the Fourth Wall!
*And so, another [STRIKE]epic adventure begins... one filled with peril, love and the meaning of friendship[/STRIKE]beer-filled day of no real significance began at the Charas Pub.*
Razor: *holding STRIKE tags* What?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 27, 2007, 10:17:12 AM
Razor: Meh. The real Razor hasn't posted in the pub in ages. You can make me do whatever and he probably won't find out.
Razor: *Skips around throwing daisies at everyone and then tries to rape a carrot*
Post by: j_master on April 27, 2007, 11:04:25 AM
j master: what the hell is going on in here?
Post by: Grandy on April 27, 2007, 02:40:10 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 28, 2007, 10:14:16 PM
J_master:...
Razor:*begins running around the room like a little girl*
J_master:...
AFL: Don't ask.
J_master: Why?...
AFL: Just don't.
Costello: All I want to know is who is on first!!
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: When you sign off the first baseman, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
J_master: What th...
AFL: I SAID DON'T ASK!!!!!!!!
Grandy: You completely ignored my hell comment! Just like last time!
AFL: Fine. Yes, it is quite a hell here anymore.
Grandy: Its not the same.
J_master: If I could just ask...
AFL and Grandy: NO!
Grandy: Its all your fault we are getting of topic here.
AFL: No it isn't! Its... its... its J_master's fault!
J_master: No it isn't! Its your fault!
*AFL, Grandy, and J_master begin arguing*
Warxe: It seems as though the newly established chaos has caused anger to resonate though the pub...
AFL: Shut up the monologue's already!
Grandy: Yet again you go off topic!
J_master: See its all his fault!
Grandy: Shut up!
J_master: ...
AFL: Hey! I wanted to tell him to shut up!
Grandy: Well, I guess I beat you to it.
AFL: _veryangry_
Grandy: :s
J_master: Can I ask...
Grandy and AFL: NO!!! *Grandy and AFL begin attacking J_master*
J_master: :blue-eye: ...
*AFL and Grandy continue this*
J_master: :x
AFL: Oh no! We killed him. He is a him right?
Grandy: ... I think so. I'm not looking!
AFL: Well, I'm not!
MIC: Fine! I'll do it.
MIC: ...yep, he's a him.
Grandy: We have to hide the body!
AFL: But where?!?!?!
Grandy: I know! Follow me. Bring the body with you. I have the perfect place... _pumpkin_
Post by: Archem on April 28, 2007, 10:33:33 PM
MIC: It's not all about you, ya know. I just had a child, but nobody noticed because of those two babbling idiots in the middle of the room. Have I no importance here?! *cries*
Razor: Carrot left me for a better tuber... I'm... I'm replaceable! *cries*
X_Ed: My show is over!!! And I've not posted here recently! All is lost! *cries*
Warxe: All this emoness is contagious! Soon it will infect the world and we'll all be dead! *cries*
Kijuki Doll: *cries tears of blood, slashes wrists*
MT11: Hmm... Well, if you can't beat 'em, eat 'em! *does so*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 29, 2007, 06:09:01 PM
MIC: What are you doing down there?
AFL: Nothing...
MIC: Get that body out of my a$$!
AFL: I told you they'd notice!
Grandy: Fine, we give it to MT11.
AFL: Ok.
J_master: ugh... where am I?...
AFL: Hurry! Beat in his head before he realizes what happened!
*Grandy and AFL: beat in his head*
Grandy: That was close.
AFL: Hurry up and get it close to MT11!
Grandy: If we get too close we'll be eaten too!
AFL: Hmm.... *Pushes Grandy and J_master to MT11*
*Mt11 eats Grandy and J_master*
AFL: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! ...RUN AWAY!!!
*MT11 begins chasing AFL*
AFL: Locks self in bathroom*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 29, 2007, 06:35:55 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 03, 2007, 08:40:03 PM
It says:
Hahaha! I left for a different country...(but i have the feeling I'll end up on a deserted island with Meiscool, Grandy, Gemini, Lucas, Daetyrnis, and some other people I forget are coming.)! Go find a n00b or something to eat.
Have Fun,
A Forgotten Legend
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 03, 2007, 08:51:46 PM
Post by: Razor on May 04, 2007, 07:23:09 AM
AFL: GAGHHG!@!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR? OH GOD THE PAIN
Razor: Heeey... you're not the health inspector.
MooseTroop: Good thing too, he'd probably close this down due to the spontaneous shootings of health inspectors.
AFL: IT HURTS NESS, IT HURTS
Warxe: Oh good, there's another one *points*
Razor: DIE!!! *shoots Archem once in the leg*
Archem: AAAAARGH!! I'm not a health inspector!!1
Warxe: Aww, why'd you stop shooting?
Razor: Damn, my 84 chambered revolver ran out of bullets. I'll need to reload before I finish him off. *one, two, three, four, five oh **** I dropped the bullets. Oh now one rolled under the pool table. Someone help me lift this thing*
Archem: Sigh. I better lay low for a while. *limps out of the pub*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 04, 2007, 03:35:42 PM
Razor: I see nothing besides the floor and a bullet. And a corpse.
MT11: Oh yeah. okay, sorry.
Warxe: Out of interest, why's the corpse there?
Razor: No idea. Let's see... Seems like one of the early pub goers. His feet are covered in honey, for some reason.
MT11: Looks like he met... A sticky end.
The Who: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Post by: Archem on May 04, 2007, 07:27:20 PM
Post by: Grandy on May 13, 2007, 01:33:42 AM
Grandy: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Deja vú.
Razor: *punch Grandy in the face*
Grandy: *falls off chair* WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Razor: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOM?!
Grandy: Nothing, man, Dejà vú is french to "I went back in time and clichéd something"
Warxe: Silly french people and their sillyness.
Razor: Indeed.
*DID NOT COPY AND PASTE OLD POST WITH SLIGHTLY EDITED TALK*
Post by: Archem on May 13, 2007, 02:04:29 AM
Razor: ...
Grandy: Uh...
Drace: WHOO! I've got a flush of some sort!
Razor & Grandy: *feeds Drace to MT11*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 13, 2007, 09:33:17 AM
...It feels good.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Grandy: Wait, what? How was that dun dun dun worthy?
Razor: It wasn't.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 13, 2007, 10:20:00 PM
Grandy: What?
AFL: I'm bleeding to death.
MT11: *licks lips*
AFL: Get it away... GET IT AWAY!!!!!
*AFL runs into locked bathroom stall outside*
*MT11 becomes as large as a t-rex and destroys the walls to the bathroom*
*MT11 eats AFL*
Lucas: No one will count to 1000 with me now! :(
*MT11 eats lucas*
*MT11 eats one side of the pub*
MIC: Ok, now, that is the last straw. *pulls out bfk*
*MIC opens up MT11 stomach and replaces the wall, but leaves behind Lucas and AFL*
AFL: I'm still bleeding, only now I'm dissolving too.
Lucas: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!! 119.
AFL: 120
Lucas: 121
Random Person: 143523412346
Lucas: 12... I lost count.
AFL: This is 124, if we are count *insert random name here*'s post.
Lucas: 125.
Post by: Archem on May 14, 2007, 12:03:49 AM
Archem: Whoa... When did the rest of the world start coming here?
Razor: And when did my pu-
MIC: My pub! :dry:
Razor: ...His pub grow large enough to support that capacity of people?
MT11: Right about the same time that I consumed that one wall, opening us up ti the outside world as a public domain.
MIC: Public domain? No! My tyrannical control over the pub's only weakness!
Post by: WarxePB on May 14, 2007, 12:43:59 AM
Wikipedian: *edits the last post to say:
Quote
MIC: Im a dumb spammr lol*
Razor: o ya lol
Warxe: go hitlre
Warxe: Wait, WHAT did you say about me? *edits the previous post to say:
Quote
Wikipedian: BITCH FAG WHORE*
Wiki Admin: I'm a self-righteous admin! There'll be no vandalism of posts while I'm around! *reverts previous post to:
Quote
MIC: Vandalism is wrong! We should never vandalize other people's work.*
Razor: I totally agree!
Warxe: go hitlre
Wikipedian: stop it you fukin fag ***
*Commence: EDIT WAR!*
Post by: Koopapooper on May 15, 2007, 08:53:01 PM
KoopaPooper:..Hmmm Lucky me theres a connection and I found a button on the web thats never been clicked before by anyone!
*Clicks button*
KoopaPooper:What the hell?The internets are gone..
KoopaPooper:I must of broken the internets!
*Someone knocks on door*
Koopapooper:Coming!
*Anwsers door and sees millons of people*
Wiki Admin:HEY WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!
Some-13-year-old-kid-with-his-pants-down: I was halfway finished!*Crys*
Newb345:Dangit I was downloading illegal music!
Anerd:Why ? Why ?
God:Hey thats not funny man!
7-yr-old: Hey I cant remebr that site!Plus I have to delete my histroy!
Satan:Youtube was loading OMG!*crys*
Guy:I was spaming my favoite forums!
Teenager:Porn is gone you piece of crap!
*SHuts door*
*Turns on TV*
Newsguy:Some idiot turned off the internet!
Newsguy:This is what George Bush says!
::::::::::::
GWB: While I was on GirlsonHorses.net.:eyes:.Opps I mean ummm..
GWB:I was on MSN the Internets shuted down!
GWB:..Okay NVM...Give us our Por..I mean Internet back! :(
::::::::::::
Newsguy:Thats all.
*Turns TV off*
KoopaPooper:WHY IS THERE A TANK POINTING AT MY CAR
!
*Car Explodes*
KoopaPooper:...Sorry...NOT YOU FAGS!*dies*
*Inside the PUB*
Drunk:LOLOLOL
Drunk2:That guys Car esploded!
DivorcedSadGuyDrunk:Hey I wonder If his TV still in tact?
AFL:No!
Warxe:My My..
AFL:What the heck is the Bartender doin?
Drunk:He lost his *BURP*Ing Connection..
Warxe:I hope my Illegal version of RPGMAKER is finished downloading..
Wiki Admin:Whats RPGMAKER?
*Drunkguy pukes on AFL*
*Admin Alex walks in but disapears!*
AFL:Oh Great!.My new clothes!
Drunk2:.....
*KoopaPooper comes back to life*(Also Hitler)
KoopaPooper:HEYYYYYY!!!
Warxe:Newb
*After Hours of Insults*
Warxe:Iiiiii...Ummm....Drunk....*Burp*
AFL:Uhhhhgggg!
Koopapooper:*Farts*Omg sniff that one!
Warxe:Shmells like uh Whiskey!
*Warxe Falls*
AFL:More like beer!
Koopapooper:Smells to me like Gummy Bears!
Warxe:IM COMING HOME BILLY JEAN!BUT THAT KID ARNT MY SON!
KoopaPooper:Uhhhhh....*falls*JESUS I SEE YOU!
AFL:...
People in the pub:*Stares*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 16, 2007, 01:05:12 AM
Lucas: Yep. I feel that the confusing thing with the car and TV got me off guard.
AFL: I like the Bush attack, but, the kid with the pants down was too much.
Lucas: What was with the porn reference every five seconds?
Gemini: He made it all go away...
AFL: Let''s kill him. I mean.. hurt him... FEED HIM TO THE MOOSE!!!!
Post by: WarxePB on May 16, 2007, 02:55:08 AM
Pikachu: Gotta catch 'em all...
Warxe: SHUT UP! Okay, who gets it next... *whips out a grenade launcher with "RPG Maker" engraved on the side* ... *resurrects KP and proceeds to reduce him to ashes*
AFL: Is that really-
Warxe: YES!
Pikachu: CATCH!
WARXE: QUIET! *blows self up*
Wikipedian: ...lol
Post by: j_master on May 16, 2007, 08:27:53 AM
J master: pikachu.... i wanted to come back in warxe... not a Pokemon!
*electrocutes everything in room*
Post by: Koopapooper on May 16, 2007, 05:14:24 PM
WikiAdmin:Because every body hates < that guy..
AFL:God...Why doesnt this guy jus LEAVE!
WikiAdmin:Because hes a skank turd nugget face poop ****ing *****!
Lucas:Im going to suffer stress because of this post..
Warxe:Geesh, I hope I dont get in this post...Wait..
Alex:If I get in this post I will ban him and myself for leting him post this..
Warxe:Im still wondering why this guy doesnt get a life!
AFL:Maybe if he got thru 1st grade he wouldnt post this.
Lucas:Anyone got a Time Machine??..No?..
WikiAdmin:Im going to edit the "Idiot" wiki and put Koopa..
Warxe:Good.
AFL:Well said.
Lucas:Why dont we just delete the post?
Warxe:Are you an admin?
Lucas:Get on then!
AFL:They wont care unless they get in this post!
*Razor walks in*
AFL:Oh yay..*Sighs*
Razor:*Waits for this post to end*
Warxe:Ok Razor next is??..
*Osmoose walks in and trys to get out of the PUB*
Osmoose:The doors locked!
Warxe:...Face it, your in the post..
AFL:We have been here for hours!
*7 Years later*
AFL:KNOCK THE DANG DOOR DOWN!
Warxe:Osmoose charge the door!
Osmoose:The door has no money!
Bartender:Oh sh** Im in the post.
WikiAdmin:Shutup!
Pikachu:Pika!
*Lucas covers mouth with tape*
AFL:Why did you do that?
Warxe:You fool hes making it so he wont be in this post anymore!
AFL:*Gets tape*
Warxe:Finished this post will be..
*Hours Later*
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*post ends*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 16, 2007, 06:56:17 PM
God: Don't ask me.
Lucas: Since when has God been coming here?
AFL: I dunno... I think I while.
God: I am everywhere.
Warxe: Even in my shower?
God: Not everywhere...
AFL: But you said everywhere.
God: Most of the time I am in Meiscool's bedroom.
AFL: ...
Lucas: I thought that Warxe killed koopa.
AFL: Unfortuately, he wasn't logged in at the time. So he just made another post.
Gemini: Oh great... runeforger made another request topic.
AFL: Damn runeforger... we were all pissed off last time he made one. And this one isn't even for that kingdom hearts game he had. Ita a completely different one!
Warxe: This should do the trick! *pulls new weapon one koopa*
Koopa-> *spamlas* <-Warxe
All the world: *rejoices* No one mourns the Koopa! No one cries he won't return! No one lays a lily on his grave! The good man scorns the Koopa! Through his life, our children learned, what we miss, when we misbehave.
MT11: Stop with the theater references.
AFL: Stopping.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 16, 2007, 08:19:06 PM
Post by: elementalhero76 on May 22, 2007, 10:34:01 PM
Post by: Archem on May 22, 2007, 10:44:26 PM
MIC: Yeah. But it's not immune to noob flames. *flames noobs*
Post by: elementalhero76 on May 22, 2007, 10:50:52 PM
Hirohito: have you ever considered after all this time you've seen me I'm immune to all forces of nature?
*mic curses*
Archem: wow he walks through fire but can he walk through acid?
*Drenches the drug acid on him*
Hirohito: ooh the colors why do I see pink elephants?
Post by: Archem on May 23, 2007, 12:01:58 AM
AFL: I have a que-
Archem: *shoots AFL* ANY ONE BESIDES HIM?!!!
Archem: NO?! GOOD!!! *sits down and enjoys a bowl of soup*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 23, 2007, 12:11:39 AM
Eh: I wish that...
*Archem shoots Eh76 again only this time in his spline*
AFL: Ha.
Post by: Grandy on May 23, 2007, 12:34:46 AM
Razor: What the **** was that noise?!
Grandy: It seemed like a rip in normal time and space!
*everyone looks at Warxe*
Warxe: ...it wasn't me! ...this time.
Razor: Okay, what did the rip in time in space do this time?
Grandy: *looks around* Seems to have turned the Pub in a bad musical.
*everyone else int he pub is singing*
A long time ago, way back in Chara's past,
there was a Pub, though it did not last.
And then came a man by the name of Razor,
and he made another Pub, this time with green color.
He must have been stupid to make such a thing,
but to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Razor, the man who gave us
beer beer beer tiddly beer beer beer.
Grandy and Drace, PhoenixBlade, and also MeIsCool
one thing you can be sure of, Razor has their souls
for they sold it to pay for such high prices
as no one could pay it, not even princes
1 2 3 4 5
Over the mountains, under the sea, this Pub has been there,
you might find a stronger place, though I don't know where.
It's a miracle it didn't fall apart already
But all us agree that once this happens, it'll be a tragedy
1 2 3 4 5
Red and Xen, Weregnome, and the guy from the pet shop
one thing you can be sure of, they love to barhop
but since they can't find any other pub near
they come to the Pub everyday to frink their beer
beer beer tiddly beer beer beer
Lord bless the Chara's Pub!
Razor: ...well, the song WAS catchy.
(Also, it's sung at the rythim of Beer Beer Beer from the Bard's Tale)
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 23, 2007, 02:00:12 AM
Archem: And I'm in the mood for something tasty!
MIC: And it's sooooo hot outside.
*Wall-busting-in sound*
Koolaid-guy: Oh yeah!
Archem: Koolaid-guy!
Razor: What the hell did you do to my wall!?!?
Koolaid-guy: Here kids, try my new flavor.
MIC: Tastes fantastic!
Grandy: Mmmmm! I love the fruity flavor!
Koolaid-guy: Oh yeah!
Razor: Oh no; that's your problem. It should be: "Oh no, look what I've done to this wonderful pub."
Archem: Lay off Razor, he brought us drinks for crying out loud.
Koolaid-guy: Oh yeah!
Razor: Lay off? If I don't fix this wall soon, my dad will beat me.
Koolaid-guy: Oh yeah!
MIC: Hey, this koolaid tastes kinda funny now.
Razor: I wonder why, seeing as he just ran through a wall and parts of the roof landed in his pitcher.
Koolaid-guy: Oh yeah!
Grandy/Archem/MIC: Ewwww!
Koolaid-guy: Oh ****! I'm out of here! *Smashes through wall and runs*
Razor: Damn, now I gotta clean this and repair two walls before dad gets home.
Rozar: RAZOOOOOR!
Razor: ****. *Laugh track*
AND NOW WE CUT TO COMMERCIAL
Post by: WarxePB on May 23, 2007, 02:27:45 AM
MURDER. It's always the right answer.
Special: Try it now and receive a free room in the Summerwood [STRIKE]Penitentiary[/STRIKE]Resort!
*Now, back to Charas Pub: The Animated Series.*
*WARNING: This presentation contains coarse language, nudity, violence and nonsensical situations that are always resolved by the end of the show. Viewer discretion is advised.*
Rozar: What the hell happened to my pub?
Razor: It was the Kool-aid guy! He broke through the walls and gave us roof-juice.
Grandy: It's true.
Archem: We support Razor's story 100%!
Warxe: *bursts in wearing nothing but a leather thong* Did I hear someone say "roofies"?
*laugh track*
Razor: My god...
MIC: *faints*
Warxe: Yeah, MIC likes that. Anyways, I'd best get going. *leaves*
Rozar: Right... but back to the situation on hand! You'd better repair these walls, young man, or I'll stop giving you an allowance.
Razor: But it wasn't my fault!
Rozar: Listen, son. Sometimes, a man's gotta take responsibility for something he didn't do. It's called "being the fall guy". You're going to be a great fall guy when you grow up, I can tell - so consider this as getting even closer to adulthood.
Razor: *sigh*
Rozar: Now, clean up this mess or no money. *leaves*
AFL: Dude, you're boned.
Razor: Shut up. *whacks AFL with a chunk of wall*
Grandy: We've only got 30 seconds left in the show! We need to fix it quickly!
***
Rozar: Looks like you boys fixed those walls. Good job! But how'd you do it?
Razor: We called Archem's uncle, who called some guys from the mob, who found us some extradimensional nanomachines, who got the guy from next door to come over and fix them. It cost us our hidden personal fortune that no one knew about, not even us, but they're good as new!
Rozar: RAZOOOOOR!
*credits*
*Warxe sneaks in, grabs MIC's unconscious body, and sneaks off*
Post by: Archem on May 23, 2007, 02:39:00 AM
Dane Cook: *bursts through the newly repaired wall* Hey kiddies!
Archem: Yeah! Dude! You!
Razor: What the hell did I just get finished yelling about?!!
Dane Cook: A B C D E F G! I WILL KILL YOUR FA-MI-LY!
Archem: Hahaha! I remember that joke!
Dane: Help me! Help meeee!
Grandy: That Dane Cook is a silly bitch!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 23, 2007, 02:48:33 AM
Post by: game_maniac on May 23, 2007, 12:55:45 PM
...
*gasps*
Game_maniac: Oh my good Lord, that's not the koolaid-guy, that's the kool-AIDS guy!!! He goes around from home to home convincing children male bonding is fun!
kool-AIDS guy: Now now, I think you just need a little taste of my new juice.
Game_maniac: Why is it so white?
Post by: elementalhero76 on May 24, 2007, 01:56:00 AM
Hirohito: wow this acid makes me invincible! I'm just like mario.
Mario :it's a me mario!
Archem: um how'd he get here?
Kool-aids: I don't know but I like burly italian plumbers!
mario: uh-oh
*kool-aids grapples mario and ***-rapes him.*
Mario: mama ****er mia! *gets little sound sounds and he runs away*
Archem: ok that was sick.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 25, 2007, 08:21:07 PM
Eh76: ?
AFL: You have one sick mind.
Eh76: ...what the
AFL: SHUT UP BEFORE I CUT YOUR HEAD OFF!
Eh76: *runs away*
*everyone looks strangely at AFL*
AFL: Sorry. I just had to say it.
Post by: elementalhero76 on May 29, 2007, 11:30:15 AM
Band-aid: Oh yeaaah...wait...Now what?
Post by: DaveTent92 on May 29, 2007, 07:19:10 PM
Post by: Grandy on May 30, 2007, 02:59:26 PM
Devon: *creepy stares at everyone*
Grandy: He works in insurance busness.
Devon: *walks to a table with some beers* You know... accidents happen. *turns the table over, shattering the beer* Oh, I'm soo sorry. I'm so clumsy. *walks up to one of those TVs Pub have* *pushes it so it falls and breaks* Oooops.
Devon: *walks up to Razor* See, this pub of your is great, but all that nasty stuff can happen if you don't pay for insurance, this whole pub. *looks around* everything seems so flammable. One single match and this place could disappear forever, you know what I mean?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 30, 2007, 06:29:26 PM
Post by: Dragonium on May 30, 2007, 07:39:51 PM
Post by: Razor on May 30, 2007, 08:22:39 PM
Post by: Dragonium on May 30, 2007, 08:37:26 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 30, 2007, 10:04:39 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 30, 2007, 10:18:45 PM
AFL: Too bad everyone's dead.
MT11: Dead eh? We'll see about that!
*Pokes Razor's corpse*
Razor: Braaaaaaiiinsss
MT11: One beer please mate.
Razor: Braaaaaiiiinssss.
Post by: Tomi on May 30, 2007, 11:42:39 PM
MT11: What other kinds are there?
Tomi: Oh, um, hydrogen farts.
Earth: Oh, my bad, I just misunderstood. *delay'd crumble to ashes*
AFL: *walking into the Unmodded* ....OH POO!!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 31, 2007, 03:07:29 PM
Post by: Dragonium on May 31, 2007, 03:28:31 PM
Jupiter: Shut up Saturn.
Post by: Archem on May 31, 2007, 04:21:15 PM
MT11: ... One sec, I need to make a call.
Razor: And I need to... Braaaaaaaaaaaaains. Yeah. Braaaaaaaains.
Archem: Cool.
Archem: Well then...
MT11: Done with that phone call. Made with my disintegrated telephone. Long distance, to Uranus.
Tomi: *snickers*
MT11: *cold stare* We don't go there anymore, you know that.
Tomi: Sorry.
BOOM
Ghost Busters [GB]: *break through wall* GHOST BUSTERS!!!
Kool-Aid Guy: Oh what the ****? Razor's dad's gonna be back any minute now!
Razor: And that wall should have crumbled minutes ago!
Archem: And I should have thought out what I was gonna say before I started talking!
GB: ... *blasts [STRIKE]Archem[/STRIKE] Kool-Aid Guy.*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 31, 2007, 04:38:30 PM
*Hands out champaigne*
MT11: Don't drink it until we hit the 300th page.
Tomi: *Burp*
Post by: Tomi on May 31, 2007, 11:32:26 PM
MT11: Umm, wait?
Tomi: Sure. *wai-fart-ts*
Post by: Archem on June 01, 2007, 12:02:13 AM
Tomi: ... Yeah, cool, I can edit one of my farts to the point where it rules the world.
Post by: Razor on June 01, 2007, 07:46:00 AM
MT11: You know, this thread. This thread in the Forum Gaming section of Charas, which is a website on the internet.
MIC: Oh God you just broke the 4th wall in so many pieces.
Tomi: And Razor's dad will be here in any minute!
Razor: Oh no!
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 01, 2007, 09:39:35 AM
MT11: What?
AFL: I missed something.
Archem: ?
AFL: But I didn't miss page 300 yet.
Razor: Stop it! We HAVE to fix that before my dad comes home...
Post by: Dragonium on June 01, 2007, 11:35:54 AM
MT11: Wh... I can't imagine there could be much of a market for 300th birthday decorations.
Dragonium: You'd be surprised.
MIC: Razor, your dad called. He says he'll be back any minute.
Razor: Fark! *Looks for something to hide behind*
Post by: WarxePB on June 01, 2007, 12:34:29 PM
AFL: Yeah, whatever.
MT11: What're you gonna do? Nuke the Pub?
Archem: He tried that already, but Alex restored it.
Warxe: Damn that Alex! Always getting in the way of my master plans... But this time will be different! For I shall invoke... THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON!!!!!
Razor: And the pieces of the fourth wall shatter into even smaller bits.
Warxe: *shrugs* Now, I must prepare my plan... *jumps through the fourth wall*
Archem: ...that violated so many laws of physics...
MIC: *obligatory remark about violation of its person*
Razor: You're still alive?
MIC: Barely, no thanks to you jerks. *is impaled by a large piece of fourth wall* I would ask for help, but I'm tuned into about 40 porn channels.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 01, 2007, 01:35:46 PM
Post by: WarxePB on June 01, 2007, 01:45:06 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 01, 2007, 01:52:55 PM
*Does mannerism*
*Gets attacked by a midget engineer* AARGH!!! WHAT THE HELL?
Audience: *Laughs*
Post by: Razor on June 01, 2007, 02:02:56 PM
And Meiscool.
And Grandy.
And other well respected posters.
And all those guys who aren't well respected but post anyway.
MT11: That wasn't a funny post.
Fourth wall: *more shattering*
Warxe: Hey you can't spell shattering without shat!
Audience: *laughs*
Post by: Grandy on June 01, 2007, 03:02:51 PM
Devon: Suuuuuure you would.
Devon: ...
Devon: ...
Devon: ...*breaks a window* ooops.
Post by: elementalhero76 on June 01, 2007, 04:44:36 PM
Post by: Tomi on June 01, 2007, 08:54:34 PM
Warxe: Oh schnap..
Tomi: Oh, and moosey, no stealing my *does mannerism*. *steals mannerism back*
Post by: Archem on June 01, 2007, 09:42:31 PM
Jesus: No fair. I died for your sins, you know.
Archem: And I died for no good reason, what's it to you?
Shattered Pieces of the Fourth Wall: Blasphemy. All over the place. It's like... Whoa... I should see a doctor. In the mean time, tune into a commercial break or read one of the numerous Google™ ads on this page.
Razor: That Fourth Wall dude isn't very funny. If anything, he's a hypocrite.
Razor's Dad: *enters*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 02, 2007, 02:17:31 PM
Audience: *Laughs*
Post by: elementalhero76 on June 02, 2007, 03:25:49 PM
Eh76: There goes the forum and the computer with it and all of us will be eraced from the system! We are all doomed!!!
*fourth wall shatters again.*
Razors dad: Razooooor!!!! Reboot the pub now before we all vanish from existance!
audience: *gasps*
wicked witch of the west: im deleting!!! I'm del...et...ing...
windows xp: wicked witch is deleted...
chorus: ding dong the wicked wich is deleted!
windows xp: Next is all data of the pub!
Eh76: wimper...
Post by: game_maniac on June 02, 2007, 08:03:20 PM
Game_maniac: Why do I always sit near the idiots?
Loud Guy: YOU CAN'T RESIST MY MANLY CHARM!
*loud guy gets shot*
Ghandi: My brothers, I am here to tell you that violence is not the...
*Ghandi gets shot*
Game_maniac: Hah, Ghandi got pwned.
*game_maniac gets shot*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 02, 2007, 08:13:59 PM
Quote
Originally posted by elementalhero76
wicked witch of the west: im deleting!!! I'm del...et...ing...
windows xp: wicked witch is deleted...
chorus: ding dong the wicked wich is deleted!
AFL: That's my thing!! *Shoots Eh76* I'm the one who mentions stuff like that in my conversations!!!!!! *Shoots eh76 75 more times to have shot him 76 times in total today.*
Post by: Dragonium on June 02, 2007, 08:22:24 PM
Fourth Wall: *Shatters into powder*
MT11: Gagh! *Throws down glue and storms off*
Post by: Archem on June 02, 2007, 08:45:49 PM
MIC: "If it's unbreakable, then nobody can break it". Wow. Farking brilliant, Pollock.
Archem: ...I'm not... Who?
Razor: *runs in covered in honey* Don't ask questions, just run through that plot hole in the ceiling!
Drace: *munching on a piece of beef something* No need to ask me twice! *follows instructions*
Archem: *follows suit*
MIC: What's the capital of Rhode Island?
-A swarm of winged bullfrogs flies in and devours MIC. I think of it as karma.
The Rest: ... *considers leaving*
Most of the Rest: *actually leaves*
Least of the Rest: *devoured*
Plot Hole: I'm tired of people taking advantage of me!
On Mars...
Warxe: Oh look, Mars. Great.
Grandy: How? Why? Mars?
Razor: Uh, plot hole? *licks off some of the honey*
Drace: And the lack of the lack of a habitable atmosphere?
Razor: Plot hole.
Archem: And the McDonald's over the hill?
Razor: Evil expanding corporation with hamburger grills.
Archem: Oh. I was kind of hoping for more plot holes.
Eh76: *isn't here*
AFL: *stuck at the odd end of the plot hole*
Tomi: *farts*
Post by: Dragonium on June 04, 2007, 08:58:00 AM
Warxe: *Starts slowly expanding*
Post by: WarxePB on June 04, 2007, 12:24:09 PM
Razor: Hey, let's play Beach Warxeball! *a volleyball net randomly appears*
All: Yay! *begin playing*
Warxe: :(
Martian: Hey, you rowdy kids! Get off of our planet!
Warxe: *reasons the Martians out of existence*
Archem: Wait. "Reasons"?
Warxe: All sense of reason has collapsed. Therefore, by using reasoning, we can do literally whatever we want. There should be a hot-dog vendor around here because I'm hungry. *hot-dog stand and vendor reason into existence*
Razor: Schweet. *reasons the Pub into existence on Mars* Now we can have some fun-filled and wacky pub adventures on Mars!
Warxe: Be careful, though: others will seek to use this power for evi- *the group rereason into a dystopian prison cell-like thing* Crap.
Post by: Dragonium on June 04, 2007, 03:09:05 PM
Warxe: Umm, excuse me, but if my memory of planets is correct, Jupiter doesn't have a habitable atmosphere, or even a surface that you can stand on.
Razor: Easy for you to say, Mr. I Don't Need To Stand On The Ground Because I'm Inflating Like A Helium Balloon.
Warxe: Don't remind me. *Reasons back to the Pub and floats away*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 04, 2007, 07:16:33 PM
MIC: Oh shut up.
MT11: Come now. I think you'll find that as king, I'll be a reasonable man... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *explodes*
Post by: Dragonium on June 05, 2007, 02:45:00 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 05, 2007, 09:51:10 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 05, 2007, 09:53:15 PM
Post by: WarxePB on June 05, 2007, 10:42:27 PM
AFL: Then why are you still alive?
Warxe: Sheer willpower. *brandishes a Green Lantern ring*
Post by: Archem on June 06, 2007, 12:33:42 AM
Warxe: ...
Archem: ...
Warxe: *angry eyes*
Archem: Uh... Wonder Twin Powers™, activate?
Warxe: More like Wonder Marriage Powers™, activate. After all, it stands to reason that two people with rings are married.
Razor: Lawl.
Headless King MT11: OBJECTION! They cannot be married in the state of Jupiter, they are both males!
Grandy: Actually, common law suggests tha-
PHISHOOW! <--- Sound of laser beam melting Grandy's brain.
Grandy: Gah! My brain!
Dragonium: That sounds... Re-sonable. *hides Reason-O-Scope™*
Post by: Tomi on June 06, 2007, 01:09:30 AM
Post by: Archem on June 06, 2007, 01:28:13 AM
Post by: WarxePB on June 06, 2007, 03:10:28 AM
Warxe: Uh, we were never married. And I don't like Archem anyways.
Archem: :o *runs off crying*
Hal: Hey, buddy! That's MY ring!
Warxe: Not any more! I'm the Green Lantern of this quadrant now!
Hal: ... :( *flies off crying*
Warxe: Why is everyone running off crying?
Grandy: Muuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh....
Tomi: He said "It's because of the massive tumor on your ***."
Warxe: Oh. *deflates and puts on a snazzy Green Lantern uniform* That would do- wait, you can translate mindless groans?
Tomi: *farts*
Razor: Well, you've scared off several of my customers, including the one who actually paid. Sure, he paid in money that doesn't exist yet, but Zero was the best damn barfly ever.
Warxe: *reasons a Jupiter branch of the Charas Pub franchise and several perfect barflies* Happy now?
Razor: :smurf: *runs off crying tears of joy*
Warxe: ...
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 08, 2007, 12:12:57 AM
Warxe: No.
AFL: oh.
Warxe: *Reasons to Venus instead*
AFL: Dammit.
Post by: Dragonium on June 08, 2007, 10:18:07 PM
Party: *Begins*
Post by: Archem on June 08, 2007, 10:36:18 PM
Corner: *gets sat in by Archem*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 08, 2007, 10:49:56 PM
Post by: Tomi on June 09, 2007, 01:42:38 AM
Post by: Archem on June 09, 2007, 02:54:04 AM
Post by: Tomi on June 09, 2007, 03:16:38 AM
Post by: Razor on June 09, 2007, 06:35:29 AM
Jamie: Sorry Tomi, but your previous post was a scientific fallacy!
Adam: Yeah, we totally busted that myth years ago.
Tomi: Oh, my bad.
Jamie: You know what must happen now.
Tomi: *solemnly nods his head*
*Jamie, Adam and Tomi walk out a door, where only their shadows can be seen. One shadow holds back a second shadow, while the third one begins punching the second in the stomach. This continues for a minute before the first drops the second to the ground.*
Jamie: *walking in* Well, it was nice to see you folks.
Adam: *rolling down sleeves* Yeah, keep up the good work!
Jamie and Adam: *leave*
Razor: Well! That was fun.
Archem: Wait, what just happened?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 09, 2007, 11:35:32 AM
Post by: Tomi on June 09, 2007, 06:44:53 PM
Razor: Um, but.. nevermind.
MT11: *still dumbfounded at his empty massive blackboard*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 09, 2007, 10:45:26 PM
Razor: ...
MT11: ...
Razor: *Hands MT11 some chalk*
MT11: Ohhhh.
Post by: Dragonium on June 10, 2007, 03:58:26 PM
Dragonium: Err, Moose. You forgot to carry the 1.
MT11: Oops. *Alters calculations* Okay, with my alterations, according to this... *Head explodes*
Post by: Archem on June 10, 2007, 04:34:50 PM
Razor: *head implodes*
MT11: *head reconstructs itself*
Chalk Board Duckie: Quack!
Echo: *dies*
Post by: WarxePB on June 11, 2007, 12:30:55 PM
Adam: I think we should sue them.
Jamie: Nah, it's all in good fun.
Archem: *has some of Razor's fur taped to his lip* I, um, don't think, um, that it's an, um, logical expression of, um... you know.
Jamie: Okay, that's it. YOU'RE ******* SUED! *storms off*
Post by: Dragonium on June 12, 2007, 10:03:02 AM
Warxe: What?
Dragonium: You're still inflating.
Warxe: Doh. *Expands to the size of a family car*
Post by: Tomi on June 15, 2007, 12:36:44 AM
James: OHH, that will do most BEAUTIFULLY.
Meowth: Meeeowth, that's right!
Ash: OH NO!! Not you three again!
Jesse: Prepare for trouble!
James: And make it--
Pikachu: *Thunder-fucking-bolt*
Team Rocket: Oh no!!! Team Rocket's blasting off ag--
James: But I'm still looking FAAAAAAAAABULOUS!!!!!
Everyone in the Pub: *anime sweatdrop*
Post by: WarxePB on June 15, 2007, 02:38:12 AM
Archem: Arceus?
Warxe: It's a link! *subatomic remnants of the fourth wall split apart into energy*
Arceus: WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?!
Warxe: Yeah. I want you to return the status quo to normal.
Arceus: VERY FUNNY. I'VE SEEN 'NORMAL' AROUND YOUR PUB... AND THIS IS A GREAT DEAL MORE 'NORMAL' THAN USUAL.
Warxe: You're so kind. But seriously. Revive the Gods of Reason, and send us back to Charas-Earth.
Arceus: YOU DARE DEMAND SOMETHING OF YOUR CREATOR?
Warxe: Um, I'm from an alternate universe, dope. You created me as much as you blessed Archem over there with good looks.
Archem: :(
Arceus: I WILL DO NOTHING FOR YOU.
Warxe: Really? *reasons an army of the other 492 Pokemon* Think you can defeat all of your children?
Arceus: *REASONS THE ARMY INTO NOTHING*
Warxe: That's not fair.
Arceus: VERY WELL THEN. YOU MUST DEFEAT ME IN BATTLE. *Warxe and Arceus disappear and reappear moments later*
Warxe: Well played! But we clearly know who the more supreme being is now.
Arceus: YOU CHEATED. WE AGREED TO NO REASONING.
Warxe: And who's the one that created a limitless invincible army of themselves?
Arceus: IT'S ONE OF THE PERKS OF BEING GOD.
Warxe: *snorts*
Razor: So, uh, God. Do you know God?
Arceus: I AM GOD. THE CATHOLIC GOD THAT YOU FOOLISH MORTALS BELIEVE IN IS BUT A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION.
MT11: But you're a Pokemon. How could you have created humans? And Pokemon are technically fictional, so how does that work?
Arceus: THE ONLY LOGICAL ANSWER IS THAT YOUR CREATOR IS FICTIONAL.
MT11: Well, thanks for crushing my religion. *walks off muttering*
Warxe: Anyways. Status Quo. Gods of Reason. Get with it.
Arceus: VERY WELL.
*poof*
Razor: Poof?
Arceus: MEH. *disappears*
Warxe: We're back. Anyways, let the zaniness ensue!
Grandy: You know, I've had enough of Warxe's godmoding.
ZKX: It's against the rules, man!
Dragonium: LYNCH MOB!
Warxe: Uh oh... This post is getting too long, but there's still more story to tell...
Arceus: NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL AGAIN! *crushes Warxe with a giant extradimensional hammer*
Warxe: Well, that solves everything. *disappears in a puff of logic*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 15, 2007, 05:54:19 AM
MIC: *Reasons fart*
Tomi: Damn.
Post by: Archem on June 15, 2007, 06:26:22 AM
Razor: What the hell was that about?
Archem: I'm a Creationist.
Grandy: No you're not! You've stated on multiple occasions that you're a Catholic who believes in evolution!
Archem: Yeah, so? Can't I be both?
Grandy: Do you even know what Creationism is?!
Archem: I don't see what that has to do with anything. Can't I cook and not eat an egg because I'm a Creationist Catholic who believes in evolution?
Warxe's Reasonable Spiriting: Catholic God is a lie.
Archem: Shut up! The thing that told you that is fictional, who do you believe? The word of a real person or the word of some fictional monster?
Warxe's Reasonable Spiriting: My religion allows me to believe that that's none of your business.
Archem: ...I hate eggs.
Razor: Why didn't you just say that from the start?
Archem: Because! I'm a Creationist!
All: *sigh, anime sweat drop*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 15, 2007, 09:23:31 AM
Archem: ...I'm pretty sure you just offended one of my religions.
MT11: *Eats Archems arm*
Archem: I don't even HAVE an arm!!!
Razor: Not anymore.
Post by: Tomi on June 16, 2007, 01:28:35 AM
MT11: Yeah, things such as eggs and Archem's arm just don't hit the spot like some good ol' n00bs..
n00bnumba1: lol hi i funny in teh pub rite? :frag: :frag: :yell:
Warxe: :mrT:
MT11: *cracks knuckles, which he has on his hoofs*
Everyone: :corn:
MT11: o hai dair
n00bnumba1: o hi i was just upgrading ur ro--
MT11: *chomps teh nub*
Italian Guy: :=)
Tomi: Well that was somewhat anticlimactic..
Post by: Archem on June 16, 2007, 02:50:51 AM
MT11: ..."Pankaks"? What the hell is a-
Archem: PANKAKS! I wunt dem!
Warxe: Oh God... He's been bit!
Razor: Check his arm! CHECK HIS ARM!!!
Someone: *checks his... arm?*
Archem's arm: *exist*
MT11: That works. *checks his arm*.
Arm: *bit*
Warxe: It's spreading! The disease is spreading!
Drace: roalferz! u nubs ned tu get sum1 2 cyoor teh six0rz!
Razor: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*28 days later*
Mimo: *opens eyes, gets up* What the hell?
Random noob: *runs by*
Mimo: Oh damn! What was that?!
Razor: That was an infected.
Mimo: ...Ok, I saw this movie. You die at the end.
Razor: Whoa, hey, that's not cool.
MT11: Seriously, you could have at least given us a spoiler alert.
Warxe: Where's Grandy? He's the only other survivor, and if he's infected...
Grandy: I'm over here.
Warxe: Oh.
Grandy: *eats own arm*
Mimo: Wha-
Razor: He's been doing that for a while now. They just keep growing back.
Mimo:
Post by: Tomi on June 17, 2007, 06:11:07 PM
Warxe: Oh, right.
MT11: Yeah, what were we worried about..
*Giant Megan00batron tears roof off the pub*
Tomi: Any ideas on what we were worried about yet?
MT11: Nope.
Post by: Archem on June 17, 2007, 06:35:48 PM
Mimo: Was that Tomi?
Razor: Yes.
Mimo: Was he infected, too?
Razor: No, he was just whacked out from a cloud of his own flatulence.
Mimo:
Razor: Yeah.
Post by: WarxePB on June 18, 2007, 03:29:14 AM
Razor: ...I'll pretend I understood what you just said.
Warxe: _sweat_ Whatever, I can-
*Giant Megan00batron devours Warxe*
Giant Megan00batron: wherz ur god now noobs
Mimo: Oh no! Now Giant Megan00batron has access to all of Warxe's powers!
Giant Megan00batron: ya lol *sumonz a lrge liteng bolt tat killz all*
Razor: ****, I'm cut!
Mimo: Leave him behind!
MT11: You don't have to say that twice. *runs*
Giant Megan00batron: *pulls a lrge deos... deuce... god machine thingy from its **** ur now all pink lol
Mimo: GET IT OFF ME! ARRRRRRGHHHHHGgfjiofgfihnfdfdj lol *is noobed*
MT11: Looks like I'm the only one left.
Giant Megan00batron: no im here
MT11: I don't like you.
Giant Megan00batron: dont disrescept ur lrod *eats MT11* iorny lol
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 18, 2007, 07:57:03 PM
Alex: Execute order sixty six.
Bikini babe: Right away sir!
***
Giant Megan00batron: ROFL
Bikini babe: For charas!!! Tell Tomi... I love him. *Whacks self over the head with nuclear reactor, causing explosion*
Giant Megan00batron: Wut teh hell ws taht?
***6 years later***
Giant Megan00batron: *Dies from radiation poisoning*
Post by: Archem on June 18, 2007, 09:37:59 PM
Mimo: Told you.
Warxe's Ghost: I vote we time-travel to some time where we're all alive again.
Razor's Ghost: Aye.
Drace: Yo.
Archem: Me too. I mean yes.
Time Travel Machine: Kk, let's go.
*♪let's do the time warp agaaaaaaaain!♫*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 19, 2007, 04:10:38 AM
MIC: Hey kid! What do you think you're doin?
Mimo: Hitting this wall with a hammer.
MIC: You can't do that!
Mimo: Uh-huh, my parents are dead.
MIC: Doh!
Mimo: *Runs away*
Post by: Archem on June 19, 2007, 05:33:22 AM
Archem: BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT'S WHY!!!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 19, 2007, 04:02:39 PM
Archem: Mimo doesn't exist.
MT11: Hmmm. I smell CONSPIRACY!!!
Italian guy: Sorry, that was me. :=)
Everyone: *Shifty eyes*
DA- DUNNNN!
Post by: elementalhero76 on June 21, 2007, 08:28:54 PM
fourth wall: *explodes into quarks.*
warxe: I thought you ceased to exist and why did you break the fourth wall into quarks?
Eh76: ... good question! Achooo! *Explodes into nothingness*
all: *anime sweatdrop looking at the fourth wall now into strings.*
Post by: Archem on June 21, 2007, 10:01:31 PM
Eh76: AUGH! That hurt!
Archem: Not as much as this will! *begins beating Eh to death with his own arm* Happy -grunt- birthday-grunt- you -grunt- prick -grunt-!
MT11: :o That was might brutal and uncharacteristic of you...
MIC: That looked fun.
Eh76: I'm not dead yet! *gets hit again* Ow!
Tomi: *quietly leaves the room*
Archem: Whoa... Uh... Sorry, I didn't take my meds today...
All (except the mortally wounded Eh76): *aminal sweat droop*
Comprehension Levels: *dip slightly*
Post by: WarxePB on June 21, 2007, 10:56:07 PM
Archem: He's skipping again!
Razor: Stupid machine... *kicks Warxe*
MIC: Ooh, novelty Warxe CD player!
Warxe: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!
Razor: Novelty?
Warxe: *spits out a CD* I've had enough of this, Razor.
Razor: Remember our agreement?
Warxe: Yeah, but prostitution is still degrading, even if it pays well.
Razor: Shut your mouth, Sophie! Now go and earn me some money!
Warxe: *sighs, puts on a dress and some makeup, and leaves*
Razor: I love people who I can boss around.
MT11: So what exactly is the deal here?
Razor: Oh, there's no deal. I just conned him into doing random stuff for me.
MT11: Nice.
MIC: Just to let you know, I am against selling your body for money.
Razor: And I don't care. We're even.
MIC: Don't get sarcastic with me! These issues should be taken very seriously and-
Grandy: *throws a corpse at MIC*
MIC: Not again! *back breaks*
Warxe: *gets up* I put a clause in my contract that prevented me from being thrown, hurled, tossed, flung or catapulted!
Razor: You didn't say anything about being chucked.
Warxe: *sigh* *walks off while writing a paper on the mistreatment of aboriginals by the Europeans since 1300 BC*
Post by: Archem on June 22, 2007, 01:02:51 AM
Warxe: Oh yeah? Well I hate Bill Nye the Science Gay!
MIC: Ooh, word play.
Razor: Warxe, I need to point out documentation note in subsection 12 of page 37, and I quote: "I, the signer, agree to henceforth love and enjoy in an asexual form, one Bill Nye the Science Guy*. As such, I also agree to have no distaste for playing any form of CD with the BNtSG theme on it, among other forms of digital audio.
*henceforth referred to as BNtSG."
Warxe: ...I love and enjoy, in an asexual form, Bill Nye the Science Guy... Look, can I get back to what I was doing? I have a client!
Drace: *with [STRIKE]pance[/STRIKE] pants down* I'm kinda waiting here. Can I get some angle in my dangle?
Razor: Fine.
Warxe: ...Wait, did I win?
Drace: Nope. But I sure did!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 22, 2007, 07:24:07 AM
Post by: Tomi on June 22, 2007, 02:52:23 PM
Post by: Grandy on June 22, 2007, 07:13:17 PM
*guy stands up*
Guy: I'm a doctor!
Dr.Guy: *examines Tomi*
Dr.Guy: Tomi... you have cancer.
*everyone gasps*
Dr.Guy: It's a rare kind of cancer, in which the cells of your fart keep multiplying.
Tomi: Is it terminal?
Dr.Guy: To everyone near you, yes.
Post by: WarxePB on June 24, 2007, 01:30:21 AM
Doctor Guy: You're one to be laughing, Mr. I-Have-No-Penis.
Warxe: ... :( *runs off crying*
Doctor Guy: If I can ruin one patient's life a day, I know I've done my job. *dramatically walks into the sunset*
Post by: Tomi on June 24, 2007, 01:41:11 AM
Post by: Bluhman on June 24, 2007, 01:52:51 AM
*Dramatically rides on into the sunset*.
Post by: Grandy on June 24, 2007, 02:12:18 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 24, 2007, 12:44:25 PM
Drace: *Zips up* no fair! I always get picked on! *Cries* I'm not technically even here anymore!
Grandy: Quiet. *Stamps on Drace* Eew. Phoenix goo.
...
This is quite fun actually. *Stamps on MIC*
Razor: That's enough Grandy. These are paying customers!
Grandy: No, I don't think I will stop! All these years I've hung around and my awesome has never been recognised! BUT NOT NOW!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAA!!!!1! I HAVE THE POWER TO STAMP!!!
Tomi: He's too strong!!!
*Paaa pa paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
Everyone: !!!
Bluhman: *In sunset, moving arms around in a kung fu style and pointing to Grandy with every word* Not so fast, Grandy! Charaszord, unite!
*rtp 'fierce battle' music starts*
MT11: Hwa! Huh! Haah! *Jumps into giant robotic moose head*
Tomi: Peeew! Ewewweh!! Weeeeeee! *Jumps into giant robotic butt*
Razor and Archem: Yah! nuh uh! Yah huh! *Jump into giant robot arms*
Warxe: Hiiiwah! Meyah! Gwaaaah! *Jumps into giant blue eye that fits onto moose head and FIRES LASERS*
Bluhman: *Moment of silence, whilst he leaps into a giant hat which settles on the top of the charaszord*
MT11: What about legs?
Bluhman: Where we're going, we don't NEED legs.
Grandy: FINAL BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Post by: Grandy on June 24, 2007, 01:28:42 PM
Bluhman: But... we don't need legs where we're going...
MT11: Well, maybe we need legs to go to the place where we don't need legs?
Razor: I'm not paying for extra legs!
Tomi: *farts*
Grandy: You're not awesome enought to fight me!
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 24, 2007, 05:29:33 PM
game_maniac: Welcome back AFL!
AFL: Why don't you be the other leg?
game_maniac: ok.
AFL: Can we be the legs???
Post by: Archem on June 24, 2007, 06:58:21 PM
Tomi: *farts, creating gas-powered propulsion system*
Razor: [left arm]: Legs are once again conquered by the mighty fart!
AFL: Aww...
Post by: WarxePB on June 25, 2007, 12:23:50 AM
Grandy: Ha ha ha! Your puny little lasers can not defeat my ultra superpower attack form! *morphs into a robotic version of Grandy*
Warxe: You think so, eh? Tomi, execute Plan Light Flatus B!
Tomi: *farts at Grandy*
Warxe: GIANT FRIGGIN LASERS may not be able to defeat you, but GIANT FRIGGIN EXPLOSIVE FARTS will! *cue stock atomic bomb footage*
Grandy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo! I'mmmmmmmmmmmmellllltingggggggggg.... *melts*
Warxe: And that's why justice and love will always win! *woot*
Post by: Roland_Deschain on June 25, 2007, 06:23:42 AM
Roland Deschain: *looks around* Uh.... The hell did I miss?
And what in god's name is that smell?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 26, 2007, 02:19:57 AM
Archem: OMG!!!
PowerRanger: Hey guys.
Razor: Hello, welcome.
Warxe: Hey now, why so blue?
PowerRanger: Could it be because I'm missing my legs, or it is because I'm the Blue PowerRanger?
Warxe: Oh.
PowerRanger: Guys, the megazord just isn't the same without legs.
Archem: I hear ya.
PowerRanger: Our zords don't have butts, so we can't go places by farting.
Razor: *tears*
PowerRanger: And Zoron... he's just a face... without his legs, how will he magically levitate?
Warxe: Woe is me!
MIC: That's right people. The next time you want to take away everyones legs, instead, just take away Grandy's. It will save everyone trouble.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 26, 2007, 03:10:31 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 27, 2007, 06:07:58 PM
AFL: Ho ho!*laughs hysterically but in mind cries* ...i'm hungry.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 27, 2007, 06:10:54 PM
Post by: WarxePB on July 01, 2007, 12:34:42 AM
*a gremlin dressed in blue overalls eats AFL's spaghetti a split second before he sits down to enjoy it*
Gremlin: hahahalol
AFL: ...what.
Warxe: Oh ****! Mario, get back here!
Gremlin: Heeheeheeheeh... *runs off*
Warxe: I knew I shouldn't have resurrected Mario as a gremlin... Quick! I need mushrooms!
Razor: *tanning beside a pool* Ahhh, another wacky adventure at the Charas Pub... and I'm reaping the profits.
MIC: Razor! Please, I need more financing!
Razor: You know the payment.
MIC: But I'm still gestating... I'll get her to you in about eight months.
Razor: Then you'll get your money in eight months.
Bluhman: *jumps in dramatically* Don't worry, ma'am! I've got just the thing!
*10 hours later*
Warxe: PUSH!
Bluhman: AGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH! THE PAIN!!!
Warxe: Just... a... little... more! Yes! *pulls a baby from Bluhman's mouth*
MIC: How disturbing.
Warxe: Where else am I going to pull a baby out of? His ***? That's just gross.
Bluhman: Now, where's my payment.
MIC: Here, have this baby- Aw **** *as Bluhman is running off with the baby*
Razor: How unamusing. I demand payment.
Warxe: Here, have this trickster god with the mentality of Mario. *hands said gremlin to Razor*
Gremlin: Mama mia! *SMB death music plays*
Post by: WarxePB on July 09, 2007, 02:07:19 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 09, 2007, 02:51:31 PM
Waxe: DON'T TOUCH THE WARXE!!%1!!!
Post by: Bluhman on July 09, 2007, 07:15:43 PM
MIC: Bluhman! Give me that baby back!
Bluhman: You do not want this baby. He is the child of darkness, with a heart as black as pitch, and a past of horrible destruction!
MIC: Bluhman, what did he destroy?
Bluhman: He... Destroyed me. *Dies*
Baby: *Takes Bluhman's Hat*
*DRAMAAAAAA!!!*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 09, 2007, 10:57:34 PM
Roland_dechain: Hm... this is a very good example of a different kind of villain personality. It seems the gremlin stole AFL's Spaghetti. Much better than the average villain.
Phayre: But would AFL be a Hero? Since, you would play as him.
Roland_deschain: hm...
AFL: I DIDN't ASK FOR AN ANALYSIS! I WANTED YOU TO HELP ME GET THAT GREMLIN!
Post by: Grandy on July 10, 2007, 03:22:55 PM
Grandy: Let the hunt begin!
Post by: elementalhero76 on July 10, 2007, 06:12:49 PM
mic: go away you baby killer.
Eh76: but...
mic; no buts Hirohito will you just GO NAO!
Eh76: aww... *walks away sullenly and Warp pipe falls on head crushing him.*
*pipe sound and gremlin mario in mega mushroom form jumps out.*
Mega Gremlin Mario: nehahhahaha! It's a me mega gremlin mario! And
The baby of darkness is mine! And I plan to eat it and like fat ba.sta.rd, I want my baby baby baby baby back ribs!
*everyone gasps*
Eh76: *crawls up form under pipe* aren't you too big for being in here?
Mega Gremlin: Da.mn you're right! Oh sh.it! *pub cracks in two.*
*everyone falls into basement.*
Post by: Bluhman on July 12, 2007, 01:23:47 AM
Eh76: Ohhh... My empty head.
Grandy: You said it, man. That was a rough fall.
Baby: Everyone okay?
MIC: Yeah, I think we-hey... How are you speaking?
Baby: Well, by using this hat, I can use my mental powers to compel the baby to do whatever I want. That's about it. Whoever wields the hat upon his head will become the next Bluhman, blessed to grow a nice, purple tuft of facial hair, and choose black as his favorite color!
MIC: Interesting... So where are we exactly?
Bluhman (Baby): Dunno... But... Oh no... Gentlemen, we just killed Mario.
Super Mario: Hey, you! Get offa my basement!
Razor: What? You, get out of MY basement! In fact, how do I know you're the real Mario and not the gremlin?
Super Mario: 'Cuz I speak in a Brooklyn accent. But enough with that, we gotta find the gremlin... Look!
Grem: Whaa-haaa!!!
Super Mario: He's up there!
MIC: No, over there!
Super Mario: No, up there!
EH76: Over there!
Super Mario: Up there!
Bluhman: No, down here!!
Super Mario: It's been one of those days... Come on, guys... He's UPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUP *Explodes*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 12, 2007, 01:47:01 PM
Post by: crunkman2000 on July 14, 2007, 03:47:06 AM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 14, 2007, 09:52:15 PM
Gremlin: Ha ha Ha ha ha. You can't catch me. Now you gotta... *hits wall face first*
AFL: GOTCHA!!!!!! COME HERE YOU LITTLE *strangle Gremlin*
Crunk: What the hell?
Bluhman (baby): It is a long and very lengthy story. I can tell you over a nice cup of tea.
Post by: crunkman2000 on July 14, 2007, 10:12:48 PM
Bluhman (baby): ...I'm a baby, half-wit. I can't even eat normal food. Why would I have rum?
Crunk: Oh, c'mon! Every talking, paradoxical baby version of a forum member has rum hidden somewhere!
AFL: *walks up holding Mario Gremlin thing's corpse* GAH I FINALLY KILLED IT!
Crunk: ...I seriously fell in the wrong hole...
Post by: Dragonium on July 14, 2007, 10:25:30 PM
Everyone: *silence*
Pub: *standstill*
Events: *complete halt*
MT11: Well done. You're a real man now.
Dragonium: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY. *Runs outside and steps in a bear trap*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 15, 2007, 03:12:32 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 21, 2007, 10:19:57 PM
Post by: crunkman2000 on July 22, 2007, 11:52:07 PM
MT11: Well, you see, the thing about that is...waHEY! *runs*
Crunk: Where the hack are you going to run? We're in a basement that, as far as I know, has no exits, except for that warp pipe that the gremlin thingy came through, and well, according to Mario Logic(TM), it most likely has disappeared by now...*turns around*
MT11: *climbs up sudden ladder and hops into pipe*
Everyone else: *already went down the pipe while Crunk was talking*
Crunk:...****. Might as well move things along. I'm sure nobody wants to hear my sensle-HEY! *MIC pulls Crunk through pipe*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 23, 2007, 04:05:53 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 23, 2007, 05:04:34 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 23, 2007, 05:23:50 PM
Gemini: Are you cold ed?
Ed: You know I am.
AFL: Keep in it unmod.
Post by: crunkman2000 on July 23, 2007, 10:51:11 PM
Bluhman (baby): Well, based on the temperature (which I estimate to be around -50F), the fog, and the lack of any life whatsoever...I'd say AFL hit the proverbial nail on the head.
MT11: Are you saying...we're in HELL? How did we end up here? And how do you know that's where we're at?!
MIC: Easy: if we see Raffles, we're down below.
Raffles: LOL HAI GUYS.
Charas staff: *wounds Raffles in ways that aren't meant to be seen outside of Unmod*
Crunk: OTHER THAN THE TROLLS...how do you know this is Hell? We could just be in Siberia or something.
Bluhman (baby): Do you see any tigers? No. Thus, we aren't in Siberia.
AFL: Can't argue with that logic. After all, it's coming from a talking baby version of Bluh.
Crunk: Hmm...I'm still not convinced...if this is Hell, then how'd it freeze over?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 24, 2007, 08:15:26 AM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 25, 2007, 01:44:21 PM
Post by: crunkman2000 on August 05, 2007, 02:03:08 AM
AFL: THIS ISN'T DBZ.
Random n00b: LULZ DBZ IMA CHARGIN MAH KAMEHAMEHA! THEY'S ON NAMEK! IT'S OVER NINE THOU--
MT11: *stuffs n00b in a toaster* That's enough out of you!
MIC: Can we focus less on toaster stuffing and more on getting out of here?
Bluh (baby): I agree, what are we standing here talking for?!
Gemini: Because there's nothing better to do.
Dragonium: *hops up to group on one leg* WTF HOW DID EH REVIVE YET I STILL HAVE ONE LEG?
Crunk: Y'know what, I'ma go try and find an exit...*walks off to the left*.....*runs past group* shhhiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIII---
MIC: What? *looks to left* OH MY SWEET LAWD.
Everyone else: What? *looks*
Post by: Razor on August 07, 2007, 04:08:50 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 12, 2007, 05:26:51 PM
Post by: Archem on August 12, 2007, 05:40:31 PM
Warxe: No! I've been in the shower since last week! Get off my back!
Archem: Oh. Hey, hold on a second! The pub has a shower now?!
MIC: Yeah. I had a hot water heater installed in the basement a month ago. I also had a basement installed around that time.
Archem: A basement?! Awesome chili sauce! I'm gonna go screw with things down there right now! *falls down basement stairs*
*pub falls apart*
Razor: These predicaments that we keep getting into are so much more than zany.
MIC: No kidding! This is property damage! I'll sue!
Post by: Grandy on August 14, 2007, 11:07:24 PM
*crowd cheers*
Grandy: Razor, gimme a strong one.
*crowd laughs*
Razor: Grandy, we're at the middle of something here, the pub fell apart!
Grandy: Yeah, I cause that effect on buildings.
*crowd laughs*
Razor: ... ... ... that doesn't even makes sense!
Grandy: Or does it?
*crowd laughs*
Razor: That's it! You'll eat those words!
*crowd 'oooooh's *
Razor: Have at you! *grabs a plank of wood from the fallen pub and uses it as a sword*
Grandy: Ha! *grabs a fallen pub from the sword of plank and uses it as a wood*
Razor: Well that was impressive.
Warxe: I'm not sure it should be possible to do that.
Grandy: Well, see, it was rather easy, when I saw that sword of plank I just knew *gets hit in the head by Razor's plank of wood*
Razor: I still win since my weapon is actually made of matter.
Grandy: But mine is made of FEELINGS! *hits Razor*
Razor: I feel so sad... I'm gonna cut a Razor with myself.
Warxe: Soooo... your weapon makes people into Emos.
Grandy: Yup.
Warxe: It's a force to be reckoned with.
Grandy: Well, I know that with a grand power comes a great responsability.
*Stan Lee, who is in the crowd, boo's*
Grandy: *hit's Warxe on the head*
Post by: Razor on August 15, 2007, 05:00:31 AM
Bob: Hello, I'm Bob Geldof.
Warxe: Who?
Grandy: I think he's that guy in U2.
Warxe: Oh right.
Bob: And I'm here today--
Razor: Yes, we can see that.
Archem: Congratulations, you managed to make it to a run down pub.
Bob: Quiet you! I'm here today to preach--
Everyone else: *groan*
Bob: the message about the starving nation of Africa. You see, many children are starving everyday and--
MIC: Is anyone listening to him?
MT11: I'm starving right now. *eats Bob Geldof*
Grandy: Oh well I guess I should have seen that coming.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 15, 2007, 12:11:17 PM
Post by: Dragonium on August 15, 2007, 12:28:15 PM
Bob Geldof: *Muffled* ... Give us your fuckin' money.
MT11: Excellent.
Bob Geldof: *Escapes from MT11 in some questionable manner*
Post by: crunkman2000 on August 15, 2007, 01:45:01 PM
Bono: I MUST DEFEND MOTHER AFRICA! *shoots Crunk with mouth lasers*
Post by: Razor on August 15, 2007, 08:07:53 PM
Bob: Trust me, I've done this before.
Everyone: *looks at each other with a look of confusion and a slight hint of disgust on their faces*
Bob: Uh, yeah. Save the children. *jumps in limo, drives away*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 15, 2007, 11:39:54 PM
Razor: So what does Bob taste like?
MT11: Actually, luckily for me, I had all my taste buds burnt off years ago when I tried to eat a compressed gas canister. So I didn't taste anything.
Razor: Why do you eat then?
MT11: Mainly nutritional reasons.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 15, 2007, 11:49:12 PM
Razor: No, I did not.
Post by: crunkman2000 on August 16, 2007, 12:38:49 AM
Crunk: Yeah, just walk over me. Sure. I'm just burning to death from Bono's mouth lasers. I'll be fine. Really.
Post by: Razor on August 16, 2007, 07:26:40 AM
Warxe: Yeah! With excitement and things!
Grandy: Yeah! And hot women!
MT11: Yeah! And delicious food!
MIC: Yeah! And incestuous orgies!
Razor/Warxe/Grandy/MT11: *mutter amongst themselves*
MIC: Uh, with someone else's hot sisters!
Razor/Warxe/Grandy/MT11: Yeah!!
AFL: Not until you finish your sundaes!
Guys: Fiiine. *slowly eat sundaes with pain on their faces*
AFL: What is it about my sundaes?
Post by: Tomi on August 19, 2007, 01:13:35 AM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 19, 2007, 01:42:59 AM
Post by: Archem on August 19, 2007, 04:54:05 AM
MT11: *eats Archem* Ho-ho! Now I have inherited the power to choose! I vote Loompa Land!
Warxe: Home of the Oompa-Loompas?
Razor: Yay! I wonder if they'll sing us a song about how one of us suffers from a terrible, yet characteristic fate?
AFL: I wonder if they'll eat my sundaes...
Tomi: No. They won't.
AFL: :(
Post by: Dragonium on August 19, 2007, 11:16:08 AM
AFL: That's it, rub it in! *Storms off*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 24, 2007, 10:03:41 AM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 24, 2007, 11:18:57 AM
AFL: Here tumbleweed! Try my sundaes!
*tumbleweed instantly combusts*
AFL: ...ther aren't that bad are they...? *Trys one* ...*dies*
Post by: Grandy on August 25, 2007, 12:04:39 AM
Razor: Actually, the pu is pretty much destroyed, it is a good base for us to build a small arc upon.
Grandy: Cursed be ye!
Razor: Stop pretending to know how to talk like that.
Grandy: Okay. *eyes down*
Razor: At any rate, we need a new pub. WITHOUT SUMMONING.
Warxe: *stops halfway raising his hand* *eyes down*
Razor: We need material. Wood, nails, sand, stuff like that.
*everone looks around*
Grandy: It's hard to say where we are after the pub was so shifted and transported and broken and all that, but I see a forest. Wood.
Razor: There is sand right where we're standing.
Moose: *regurgitates nails*
Grandy: How convenient.
Razor: Alright then, lets start gathering wood. Gather some villagers and send them there.
Warxe: *right clicks villagers (who are lemming-sized) and then right click the woods*
Villagers: "At your command, my liege!" *walk to the forest*
Razor: Grandy, find a way to use this sand.
Grandy: ... *walks a little* ... *thinks* ... *walks a little more* ... *thinks* ... *walks back* ... *thinks* ... I know! *kicks sand in Razors face* There, I used it.
Razor: *punch Grandy in the face* Okay, someone else find a useful way to use this sand. Grandy, we'll need more nails.
Grandy: Leave it to me. *puts an Indiana Jones hat* *walks up to Moose*
Grandy: If I'm not back in an hour, you guys can have lunch without me. *jumps inside Moose's mouth*
----
Grandy:Yeah... this place has got bigger since last time I was here. *looks around* *Moose's stomach looks like a Cassino*
----
Razor: We need something else?
*YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS*
Razor: Narrator, for all that is beautiful, stay out of this this time.
*Why should I?*
Razor: Just, please, I'll pay you later.
*... Okay, but it better be good.*
Warxe: Hey, I found something in the debris that was not broken!
Razor: What is it?
Warxe: A table.
Red: *is spinning on the table*
Razor: Oh, for fuc-
----
Grandy: *playing in a slot machine* One seven, good goog, another one! Good, only one more, one more!
*the slot machine stops with two sevens and a Lord Raffles face*
Grandy: DAMNIT! ... Once more.
Post by: Archem on August 25, 2007, 12:21:37 AM
Razor: ... Don't you have cancer or something?
MIC: Well, what if we melted down the sand so that it makes a glass-like piece of glass?
Warxe: That's a no-go. I specifically recall a "no summoning" rule. I mean, how can you melt down sand without summoning a meteor or Efreet or Ifrit or whatever his name is? I mean, it's just not possible!
Drace: *smokes something questionable*
Tomi: *farts*
Explosion: *explodes*
Sand: *melts*
Glass: *is*
Warxe: ... I declare h4x. It has to be, you know.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 25, 2007, 10:28:01 AM
Grandy: Come on slot machine, I'm feeling lucky this time!!!
YEAH!||YEAH!||GOOD!
YEAH!|YEAH!|YEAH!
YEAH!||MISS!||GOOD!
*Tifa pops up and hits grandy's face*
Grandy: Ow. Maybe I should be playing roulette or something.
...
*Starts stealing the nails that hold together the roulette table* These'll do.
Post by: Grandy on August 26, 2007, 04:24:23 AM
Razor: I've got the wood!
Archem: We've got the glass!
Razor: Time to get to work!
*moments of hardwork later*
Grandy: *admires the handywork*
Building: *it's a pile of wood in which a glass was nailed*
Razor: Mmmaybe we should hire someone who actually knows how to do this stuff.
Warxe: Or I could
Razor: No Warxe. Okay guys, let us go to a quest to find someone to build us a Pub!
Everone: AYE!
And so they did, all those who hang on the pub went in a magnific journey, full of mystery, danger and romance, in order to find them a builder who could build a new pub at afoordable prices.
Eventually they made it to the top of the highest mountain of their country.
(Note: To fully enjoy the next paragraphs, portrait everyone with alpinism equipment and dressed as yodelers)
Razor: *looks down* There it is, the town that is said the best builder in the world lives.
Warxe: What, are we going to hire him?
Razor: Nah, are you crazy? No, we'll ask him for directions about where does the cheapest builder in the world lives. Moose, clear the way.
Moose: *is carrying a table in which Red is spinning (red is also, somehow, wearing a yodeler hat)* Sure thing. *starts eating the snow that was blocking the way*
*the group starts making their way to the town*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 26, 2007, 12:58:36 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 26, 2007, 03:29:44 PM
Post by: Grandy on August 26, 2007, 11:16:25 PM
Grandy: *kicks the snow in Razor's face*
Razor: This is getting old you know.
Grandy: To you, maybe.
Warxe: I have an idea.
Razor: No, Warxe.
Warxe: It's not summoning.
Razor: I'm listening.
Warxe: Well, first I invoke this-
Grandy: *kicks snow in Warxe's face*
Razor: Yeah, I see what you meant, it's pretty amusing to watch.
*in the background, Moose slowly freeze down.*
Post by: Archem on August 26, 2007, 11:35:57 PM
All: *wtf?*
Archem: What? I needed it to be chilled first! *reveals the rest of the beers*
...
Archem: *cries at the instant disappearance of the rest of the beers*
All: *refreshed*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 26, 2007, 11:45:57 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 27, 2007, 11:11:10 AM
Razor: Let's not waste this amusing opportunity! Use AFL to melt the snow! Warxe, carry red! Grandy, drag Moosetroop along! We'll all reach the town yet!!!
Archem: Wait! I hear a fell voice on the wind...
AaaAAAaaaAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA!!!
Grandy: It's Saruman!!! He's trying to bring down the mountain!!!
Razor: No, it's Archem. *Slaps Archem* stop it.
Archem: :(
Post by: Dragonium on August 27, 2007, 12:52:12 PM
*Pub members are buried in avalanche*
Post by: Grandy on August 27, 2007, 04:55:47 PM
Grandy: *muffled by the snow* Oh, now you did it, Tomi. I knew that one day your farts would cause us more trouble than they are worth of.
Tomi: *muffled* sorry guys.
Razor: *muffl* And now AFL isn't on fire anymore, way to go Tomi.
Tomi: *muf* I said I'm sorry!
Warxe: *m* Everyone who is at favor of throwing Tomi of the mountain say "Aye"
*lots of muffled ayes are heard*
Warxe: Okay, let's push him!
*the snow starts to move, sudenly Grandy pops out of it and is thrown down the mountain*
Warxe: *muffled* Did we get him?
Tomi: *muffled* Uh... yeah!
Warxe: *muffled* Good, that'll teach Tomi a lesson about farting!
Razor: C'mon, to the village.
----
50 meters below
Grandy: Good thing this fluffy snow below me prevented my injuries.
Villageman: Actually, there's no snow down here, you broke throgh my glass roof, got cut by glass shards, and fell into my pointy rock collection.
Grandy: Well, that sure explains the feeling of pointy rocks in my back.
Villageman: Do not worry, we'll help you through putting more needles in your body.
Grandy: This makes perfect sense!
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 27, 2007, 06:06:00 PM
Post by: Dragonium on August 27, 2007, 06:37:42 PM
Dragonium: Alright. We need to dig out of here. What do we have?
Razor: Bottle opener! *Brandishes bottle opener*
Dragonium: No.
Archem: Spork! *Brandishes spork*
Dragonium: No.
AFL: Sundae! *Brandishes sundae*
Dragonium: Definetely not.
Warxe: Polar bear! *Eaten*
Dragonium: No.
Tomi: *Farts*
Dragonium: Grandy, don't do that.
Razor: ... Hey, where's MT11 and Red?
[[Elsewhere...]]
Red: *Sliding down the mountain using MT11 as a sledge* I LIKE THINGS!!
Post by: Archem on August 27, 2007, 06:38:57 PM
AFL: Well, I already apologized...
Archem: I know. We forgive you *stabs AFL*
AFL: AAHHHH! I thought you said you forgive me!!
Archem: I do, but we also stab people.
Razor: I think I'll take this moment to say that I have no beefs with Archem!
Archem: *waving knife about* Well then, that's good for you. *stabs Razor*
Razor: But I ha-
Archem: It's a sign of respect and/or endearment. *stabs Warxe*
Warxe: Does this mean-- ?
Archem: No, I just wanted to stab something.
Warxe: *bleeding* :(
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 28, 2007, 12:29:22 PM
Grandy: Eh? You defrosted?
MT11: ...yes. Yes I have.
Grandy: Well, good. I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation so I won't ask. How do you reckon we can get back up the mountain?
Villageman: Well, well, well, looks like you two pub members need help from this poor old pointy rock collector who may or may not have an airship.
Grandy: Yeah, if you have one that'd be-
Villageman: WELL, WELL, fancy pants theif needs help from stinky pete villageman.
Grandy: Yeah, I guess I d-
Villageman: WELLity WELLity WELLity.
Grandy: Stop that!
Villageman: Yeah, I got nothing.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 28, 2007, 11:34:23 PM
Archem:*Stabs*
AFL: Ah. ... :x
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on September 06, 2007, 09:18:46 PM
Post by: WarxePB on September 07, 2007, 01:32:20 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 07, 2007, 09:09:18 AM
*Pub regenerates*
Razor: Not this time, Warxe my old enemy!!! I just installed the life-o-matic into the pub!!!
Drace: Eh? How'd you afford that?
Razor: I won't lie to you drace. I sold your soul.
Post by: Grandy on September 07, 2007, 04:09:53 PM
Razor: You're talking to the wall.
Grandy: *facing a wall* I am, ain't I?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 07, 2007, 05:29:10 PM
Post by: Grandy on October 09, 2007, 02:12:35 PM
MT11: ...
Razor: ...
Warxe: ...
Zero: ...
Midget engineers: ...
Bluhman: ...
Afl: ...
Archem: ...
Grandy: ...
MT11: ...
Razor: ...
Warxe: ...
Zero: ...
Midget engineers: ...
Bluhman: ...
Afl: ...
Archem: ...
Grandy: ...
MT11: ...
Razor: ...
Warxe: ........................*blinks*
Razor: HA! We won!
Grandy: Sucks to be you!
Archem: Took us a whole ****ing month without saying anything not to blink, but now it's all worth it because we won!
MT11: All the permanent eye injuries mean nothing if compared to the joy I feel for doing something as stupid as this!
Midget engineers: Cheers! Cheers! Cheers!
Razor: Now it's time to pay the bet!
Warxe: *grumble* *dresses like princess peach and starts singing "I'm too sexy" with a high pinched voice*
...
Grandy: It's weird though, Warxe doesn't *have* eyes. Only two robotic eyeballs with no need for blinking.
Razor: So the only reason he blinked is because he... wanted to?
...*both look at Warxe*
Warxe: *dancing in the table dressed as princes peach singing "Material Girl"*
Grandy & Razor: *5 steps back*
Post by: Archem on October 09, 2007, 03:01:47 PM
Warxe: Oh dear! No! Stop it! *pleasurable moan*
Grandy & Razor: *500 steps back*
Post by: Dragonium on October 09, 2007, 03:32:12 PM
Grandy and Razor: *Step back and fall off cliff*
*Looney Tunes style ending sequence*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 09, 2007, 10:06:03 PM
Men in suits: It's time to pay... your molestation tax.
Post by: Archem on October 09, 2007, 10:37:36 PM
MIS1: Yes.
MIS2: We notice everything.
MIS1: Like that hooker you glanced longingly at in fourth grade while on a field trip to the Red Light District.
Archem: ºֱֻפ
MIS2: We noticed that, too. Come with us. *drags Archem off*
MIS1: Illegal smilies; everything's under control; nothing to see here; move along people.
MIS2: Or else.
Everyone except Warxe: *moves along*
Warxe: Or else? *else'd*
MIS2: He was warned.
Post by: Grandy on October 19, 2007, 05:06:40 PM
Let's put it out of it's mysery.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 19, 2007, 06:11:54 PM
Post by: Archem on October 19, 2007, 07:39:47 PM
MIS2: No.
MIS1: Prepare to enter another coma-inducing adventure that you may or may not recall at a later point.
MT11: What? *sips*
MIS1: Time? *fades out*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on October 20, 2007, 03:26:08 PM
Midget Engineer: Its just you.
AFL: Then why is the "Your being watched" light going off over there?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 21, 2007, 04:44:39 PM
Robo nurse: Oh my god! he's woken up!
Robo nurse 2: Welcome to the year 2008, sir. Where robots rule and everyone travels in tubes!
MT11: Nooo! I've been in a coma!!! I've loist everything! The pub, it's inhabitants, my railcard... Ah well. At least the robo nurses are hot.
Robo nurse: Exterminate! *Fires machine gun bullets*
MT11: *Wakes up in the pub in a pool of vomit* Oh why did I give her a gun???
Post by: Archem on October 21, 2007, 07:50:47 PM
Grandy: Hey, it's Archem! I thought you were dragged off by... Uh... My imagination... *looks around uneasily*
Man in a Suit in the Corner: *nods approvingly, disappears into the shadows*
Archem: Oh, f'real, G. Dem foo's dun drugg'd m'off to dat whack place whur they did sum kind a brain surgery or sum shi-. But whatev. I'm still here, dawgs. I also got this reul crunk scar across mah for-hed. Real gangsta. *quotes Scarface*
Razor: That's the Archem we all know and love! Glad to have you back!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 22, 2007, 01:52:50 PM
Grandy: Stop that.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 28, 2007, 06:06:38 PM
Post by: Archem on October 28, 2007, 09:44:45 PM
AFL: Did- Did you just change your name to "Arch-Rizzle"?
Arch-Rizzle: F'real! Dayum, we need us sum biches up in dis ho!
Biches: *get up in dere, yo*
Razor: Oh no! Nonononono! I want none of this riff-raff in my pu-
MIC: *runs by in the nude* -MY pub! *vanishes in the nude*
Razor: ⌐_⌐... Meiscool's pub.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 31, 2007, 09:27:17 AM
...cool.
Post by: Grandy on October 31, 2007, 03:19:46 PM
...
*cape breezes*
Grandy: It sure is windy around here.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 02, 2007, 11:17:46 AM
Grandy: Damn fine, that fan.
MT11: Superior quality. I'd say in a fan contest between two fans, this being one fan and the other being a randomly selected fan, this fan would outfan by far.
Grandy: A bold statement, but a warranted one. A short browse of this weeks 'fan and windmill' magazine reveals a telling verdict upon the efficiency and overall blowing power of said industrial fan. It is quoted here as "Fan-tastic".
MT11: Deservedly so.
Razor: just... put... some bloody... clothes on...
Post by: Grandy on November 21, 2007, 08:53:07 PM
Razor: Great, now we've gone from pornography to Gothic pornography.
Grandy: My clothing is a plus. O+.
Razor: Just... shut up.
MT11: *still naked* So, as I was saying, I'm a big fan of fans, and most importantly the windy sensation they make in my privates when they are on.
Grandy: God bless the private wind.
Priest: Amen.
Razor: Who the **** are you?
Priest: Well, it's a funny story, me and this rabbi here walked into this bar, and--
*long tale later*
Priest: --this is what happened.
Razor: Okay, so let me get this straight. You are convicted by murder, the rabbi is banned from his village, a greater evil has been released by your hands in the bar across the streets and now you and him are on a quest to seal it again?
Priest: That is the tale.
Grandy: That is the worst joke I've heard.
Razor: Anyone who's willing to throw the priest and the rabbi out of the pub say "aye".
*silence*
Razor: What's wrong with the lot of you, it's the first time you guys refused a free beating.
MT11: Razor... it's just that... you know how these priests are...
Grandy: Yeah, I've heard stories. Once a man laughed at this priest and the next day the man had turned into a newt.
Razor: Did he get better?
Grandy: No. He died after a car ran over him.
Razor: I see... these priests are more crafty than I had first thought...
Priest: I'm right here you know.
*everyone freezes*
*a circle is fromed, everyone mutters*
Razor: okay, lets do it.
Everyone: *walks whistling and trying to look distracted up to the priest*
Razor: NOW!
*everyone jumps at the priest*
*cartoonish fight cloud*
Grandy: Grab his hand, he can't cast his godly spells that way!
MT11: Don't look at his eyes, it brings bad luck!
*clouds dissipate, the priest is tied up*
Razor: That'll teach ya to be crafty in MY pub.
Meiscool: *walks by* MY pub. *walks away*
Razor: Wait, where is his comparse.
Rabbi: *is trying to sneak away*
*everyone jumps at him*
*later*
Grandy: What will we do?! If we release them, they'll put a blessing on us!
*the priest and the rabbi are gagged and tied on the floor*
Warxe: I heard my cousin once got blessed by a priest and the next day he was found dead.
Razor: Who said you so?
Warxe: My cousin.
Grandy: I heard if a priest writtes your name on the bible, you die in 40 seconds.
-----
AND this is getting ridiculous, plus I have no idea what else to write. Someone else finish this.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on November 21, 2007, 09:17:50 PM
Priest: *writes in bible*
*40 seconds later*
*Archem dies*
AFL: I SAID GRANDY... wait... ????????? Why Archem?
Post by: Archem on November 21, 2007, 11:13:50 PM
Razor: That's amazingly queer.
Grandy: So how did the priest write a name when his hands are tied up?
AFL: Oh, I untied him so he could write your name down. WHICH HE DIDN'T!
Razor: Oh dear...
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 22, 2007, 04:18:55 AM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on November 23, 2007, 12:54:06 AM
Meiscool: Finally! My pub is free of Razor! Bwahahaha!
Razor:*wheels in on wheelchair*
Meiscool: Dammit!!!
AFL: Ha.
Post by: Archem on November 23, 2007, 01:31:09 AM
Light Fixtures: *fzzt*
Toilet: *flush*
Neon Beer Sign: *buzz*
Juke Box: *plays "Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd
Beer Tap: *holds beer*
Pool Table: *explodes*
Archem: Man! This place is noisy when nobody's talking!
Post by: Bluhman on November 23, 2007, 02:01:49 AM
Lazar: Razor!
Razor: Eh?
Lazar: Drinks for everybody!
Grandy: Alright, what's the occasion?
Lazar: I've gotten myself a bride!
*Bluhman rushes in after Lazar*
Bluhman: That's right; he married Sai'Kar.. Wait...
Razor: Sai-... PFFT...
Tevye: What's the matter? She's my oldest daughter!
Razor: No she's not, you don't have any daughters!
Tevye: You nut, I have five daughters!
Gaston: Who said you could come in here?!
LeFou: Yeah, you guys aren't allowed in here!
Gaston: Let me do the talking, shorty.
Tevye: Why am I not allowed? As the good book says...
Bluhman: Finish that sentence and I'll fire.
Russian Singer: ZACHAVA ZDAROVIA, HEAVEN BLESS YOU BOTH NAZDROVIA!
Lazar: Why, thank you.
Bluhman: *Shoots Russian Singer* Damn singer...
Gaston: Now, my song. When I was a lad I ate five dozen eggs every morning to get healthy and large, and now that I'm grown I eat ten thousand eggs so I'm roughly the size of a baaaarge!!!
LeFou: Eh, Gaston, It's ten DOZEN eggs.
Gaston: What?
LeFou: You do not eat OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND Eggs every morning, do you?
Gaston: I don't know... How is it possible to even eat five-dozen egg-GACK *Has a heart attack*
LeFou: Gaston! Are you alright?!
Bluhman: Geez, it only happens when I'm around, does it? *Leaves the Pub*
Razor: Alright, thats it, you clowns get out of here.
Tevye: But drinks! We must all have a glass of schnapps to celebrate Lazarwolf's fortune! L'Chaim!
Razor: We don't serve schnapps... Do we? And what kind of name is Laserwolf anyway?! WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE!?!?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 23, 2007, 02:25:28 PM
Archem: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 23, 2007, 06:10:36 PM
Post by: Archem on November 23, 2007, 07:59:04 PM
Razor: *goes to brush his teeth, takes a swig of mouthwash, turns his head and spits mouthwash all over Grandy, who came into the bathroom to take a leak*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on November 23, 2007, 09:22:16 PM
Everyone including Grandy: *points at Grandy laughing*
Razor: We're not laughing with you! We're laughing at you!
Grandy: *stops point at self*
AFL: ...has Mesicool put any clothes on yet? *tuns around* Nope. *Turns back around, runs towards the bathroom, throws up all over Grandy*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 23, 2007, 11:57:33 PM
Grandy: *Eats pills* what are they?
MT11: Pills.
Grandy: *Falls over and goes into a coma*
MT11: Mmm. *makes notes* Coma.
Post by: Grandy on November 25, 2007, 06:45:04 PM
The pills made Grandy's mind travel to another dimension, full of perils, of adventures, and romance.
And thus starts the adventures of... the NEGA-PUB!
Nega-Razor: *wears a top hat and a monocle* Grandy, finally you woke up from your coma which lasted since you were born. Here's the free beer and the money it's usually priced for.
Nega-MT11: *dressed as a samurai* Mr. Mayor, the pirates are back!
Nega-Meiscool: *dressed as a pimp, surrounded by females* What, ya mean? Not in my town, they aren't! *rises up and grabs a pimpcane* I swear by my manliness that I WILL make those pirates suffer!
Nega-MT11: But there's no way we can defeat them without help, sir!
Nega-???: *in the shadows* Fear not, because I am here!
Nega-Everyone: It's our hero, Lord Raffles!
Nega-Raffles: *is handsome, and not half-machine* I shall see so that those pirates are brought down to their knees.
Nega-Razor: But their leader is the horrible Alex!
*outside*
*the nega-pub is a high-class bar, so unlike the real pub, also, it's in the middle of the desert. Sand-pirates come by in a sand ship*
Nega-Alex: *looks just like alex, but with a pirate hat and red eyes* Gimme your munny, your women and your gold else I shall destroy ye pub, sea-lubbers!
Nega-Meiscool: NEVER! *strikes a very manly pose* I swear by my manliness!
Nega-Zero: *Same as black armor zero from the games* *comes running by* I shall lend my powers to aid you in battle! *summons Nega-Warxe*
Nega-Warxe: *wears red outfit and is black* Yo, what's cookin', my whittas? *zanzetsuken's Alex*
Grandy: ... *sips beer. it's alcohol-free*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on November 25, 2007, 07:06:29 PM
Post by: Archem on November 25, 2007, 09:00:09 PM
Grandy: This beer tastes funny... And non-alcoholic.
Nega-Razor: That pesky Archem is back, and he's attempting to bring about the end to our precious pub!
Sand Pirates: The fiend! Where will we plunder from if this place is gone?
Nega-Warxe: Foo, this ain't no thang! He cain't learn how to use no phone! That boy's jes' plain dumb!
Nega-Archem: By Jove, this telemaphone is quite disabled! *holds phone upside down* I suppose my plow is foiled for now! *hangs phone up in a toilet seat*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 25, 2007, 11:46:00 PM
Nega-MT11: Ah, nothing unusual. Alex and the sand pirates are atta... OH MY GOD. NEGA RAZOR.
Nega-Razor: Myes?
nega-MT11: There's a fly in my beer! I can't drink this!
nega-Razor: I'm sorry sir. Have a complete refund. Plus some appology money straight from the cash register.
nega-MIC: That would bother me if I owned this pub. But I don't. No sir.
nega-Raffles: whatever guys let's do this thing
***
nega-Alex: So, the enemy rears it's ugly head. *Turns to nega-SMB* I will see you on the battlefield, my nephew.
nega-SMB: I wanna ice creeeam!!!
Post by: Bluhman on November 26, 2007, 12:07:34 AM
Nega-Alex: Arr! Nega SMB, Defend me!
Nega-SMB: WEEHEHEHEHEEE!!! *Licks Nega-Bluhman* Tastes like sherbert!
Nega-Bluhman: Git offa me, you scamp! *Fires shotgun everywhere.*
Nega-Raffles: Fear not, Nega-Bluhman. I shall protect you. *Deals a Haymaker to Nega-Alex's face*
Nega-Alex: Oww!!! Drat you, Nega-Raffles! I'll have my booty! Come, Nega-SMB! We must sail away!
Nega-SMB: Driiiving tiiime!
Nega-Bluhman: Thanks, mah boy. Maybe I was wrong 'bout yew.
Nega-Raffles: 'Tis no problem, but we need to leave this ship! Hurry!
*Ship begins to sink into sand. Everyone leaps out.*
Nega-Alex: Abandon shiiip!
Nega-SMB: BANZAAAAI!!
Nega-Bluhman: YEEEEE-HAWWWW!!
Nega-Raffles: I'm falling.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 26, 2007, 12:15:33 PM
Nega-MT11: Don't forget the droids!
Nega-Artoo: Doo dee dood ood ood oo
Nega-C-3P0: I quite agree my good friend.
*Everyone flies off into the sunset, and there's a massive explosion behind them as nega-alex's sand ship sinks then explodes*
nega-Raffles: nice.
Post by: Archem on November 26, 2007, 08:02:08 PM
Nega-Razor: Oh, how foolish! I disagree with Archem 1000%
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on December 05, 2007, 08:29:52 PM
Nega-Razor: That didn't make any sense.
Nega-AFL: Of course it doesn't. I never do.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 06, 2007, 09:46:31 PM
Post by: Archem on December 06, 2007, 10:20:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Nega- AFL: Wait a minute [STRIKE]*explodes*[/STRIKE]*implodes*
Fix'd.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 07, 2007, 01:45:49 AM
Nega-MT11: Oh no. Now we are all dead lol
Nega-Archen: That is not funny. That is not funny at all.
Nega-MT11: It is funny to me :(
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 07, 2007, 11:19:40 PM
MIC: Oh really. Out of interest, if you're dead, how are you speaking, hmm? You going to explain that away as one of the many mysteries of the pub?
MT11: The truth is... Well. I need not explain myself. Take it away Razor!!!
*Lights dim, disco balls descend from the ceiling*
Razor: The beeeer, is actually elixer of liiiife. Thankyou.
Grandy: Did that really warrant a musical number?
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on December 29, 2007, 01:33:59 PM
...By the way, that was completely out of tune, Razor. You made my ears bleed beer.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 29, 2007, 08:40:52 PM
Post by: Linkizcool on January 04, 2008, 01:14:21 AM
Osmose: OKAY LETS DO IT
Linkizcool: ME TOO!
*chest bump 3-way in mid air*
MT: OMG THAT WAS FUN LOLZ
Osmose: YA NUB
Linkizcool: YA KNOW WAT WUD BE FUN
Nub: PELVIC THRUSTS IN MID AIR
Linkizcool: no.
Post by: Archem on January 04, 2008, 02:37:29 AM
Disembodied Voice: What?
Archem: I enjoy the time we've spent together.
Everyone: Aww.
*commercial break*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 05, 2008, 11:47:15 AM
Post by: Archem on January 05, 2008, 06:42:38 PM
* Warning! May cause burning, itching, bleeding, contraction of various STDs, and, in a worst case scenario, death by heart condition.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on January 05, 2008, 10:17:52 PM
Sideeffectsmayincludedeathexternalbleedingextremepainandthepossibliltyofstillseeingsommercialsifyoulive.
Try Bullet-in-the-Head today!
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 05, 2008, 11:18:23 PM
Archem: Which flavor!?!?
Meiscool: 9mm of course.
Archem: Oh, I heard Razor tried that flavor. You should ask him if it's a good choice.
Meiscool: Good idea! Hey Razor, are you satified with your choice of Bullet-in-the-Head flavor?
Razor: ....
Meiscool: No responce is a positive responce. Cya later!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 07, 2008, 10:32:18 PM
Archem: Since when did we have advertisements, anyway?
AFL: Oh... Well. I bet we've always had them. Uh huh. And even if we didn't, there's no reason to suspect that I'd have anything to do with some sort of shady dealings.
*AFL appears on the screen dancing on a stage*
Advert: Marching band... The musical. The most moving and uplifting piece since sliced bread the musical.
Sliced bread: But we were better. And don't you forget ittttt.
MT11: Youuuuu AFL. Youuu've been commercialising the pub!!!
AFL: I did no such thing!!! *Exit stage left*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on January 08, 2008, 01:07:56 AM
AFL: *appears stage right*
Archem: That was odd.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on January 08, 2008, 03:03:19 AM
Archem: Ya gonna do it?
Meiscool: You bet I am! *shoots*
Gun: Bang
William: WHAT THE *#^% MAN!? YOU JUST SHOT ME.
Meiscool: I still hate you, and I will never forget what you've done to me.
William: It was 45 years ago!
Meiscool: Exactly, as I recall.. it went something like this:
****************************************
William: Like what? You just stopped talking.
Meiscool: Oh. It went like this:
****************************************
William: Hey, bob, you should join charas project. It is awesome and you would love it.
Bob: Oh boy. I think I will name my character Shadus.
William: That's the best non-noob name in the world!
Bob: I KNOW. What is your name!
William: They shall call me Jynce and I will be respected and admired by many.
Bob: This is amazing.
William: An online community! They couldn't possibly not love us.
Bob: Yeah! And this guy Osmose will make sure everyone is nice to us.
William and Bob: Yay!
****************************************
William: With my last breath I will curse Bob! *curses Bob*
Meiscool: I'm really going nowhere with this. I just wanted to post and add some God damn plot.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on January 13, 2008, 09:00:14 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 14, 2008, 01:59:30 PM
MIC: And I'm just acting. In real life I actually am a girl.
*The entire of charas starts being nice to MIC*
Post by: Archem on January 14, 2008, 09:05:00 PM
MIC: Uh... No?
Archem: Please? I'll buy you candy!
Razor: I'll give you free drinks*!
MT11: I didn't finish eating this newcomer, and I'm willing to share him!
MIC: This is awful creepy... I think I'll go do feminine things in the female bathroom.
Razor: Fine. I'll just be heading to the adjacent broom closet to get a... Broom...
MT11: Yeah, me too...
Grandy: Nope. Not me. It's a trap.
* Limited time offer. No purchase necessary. Limited to one drink a day, no drinks over $6 US.
Post by: Bluhman on January 14, 2008, 11:21:39 PM
A book: Hello? Somebody... Please let me out...
The door opens...
MT11: Ah, the broom closet. Now then... The peep hole should be somewhe- hey, a book.
Razor: A book? Bah. Not in my pub.
MT11: Hold on, I think it's one of those pop-up picture books. Those are ALWAYS fun.
Razor: Point taken. Let's see what it has to say.
MT11:*opens book*
Both: Ooooooh.....
Bluhman (In the book, as a picture in it): Help me! I'm trapped on this cursed island... That's somehow in this book! Listen, simply touch the picture in this book and I'll be free!
Razor: Hold on, what will we get in return?
Bluhman: Well, nothing much... Look, just please touch the picture, alright? This island is a horrendously miserable place.
MT11: It might be a trap, like Grandy said.
Razor: I wouldn't wager that. After all, Bluhman is an alright guy. He wouldn't set up a trap like this, would he?
MT11: I think so... Very well, we'll help you out. *Places hand on page*
MT11 and Razor get warped into the book, onto the island in it. Bluhman jumps right out of the same book.
Bluhman: Hah! I'm free!
...
Oh... Now you're stuck. Well, sucks to be you.
MT11: Damn! It WAS a trap!
Razor: I knew it!
Bluhman: Don't worry. Maybe if I BURN the book, you'll be able to escape from it easily! *Runs off with the book to the pub's fireplace*
Razor: Uh... That doesn't make any sense.
MT11: I don't think... IT WAS MEAN'T TO! *A dramatic fanfare plays*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on January 15, 2008, 07:59:05 PM
-HOURS LATER-
AFL: *stops playing fanfare* I'm done now.
Bluhman: ...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 15, 2008, 10:05:09 PM
MIC, Archem, AFL, Grandy: Aye aye!!!
Post by: Bluhman on January 15, 2008, 11:47:53 PM
Meanwhile, on the island that was in the book...
MT11: Well, damn. Seems Bluhman trapped us here.
Razor: How are we going to get off this island? Furthermore, why aren't we dead?
MT11: Maybe this island isn't actually a part of the book!
Razor: What? That's a stupid idea. I bet we're actually dead and this is all an illusion... Well... Hold on. *Punches self in the gut.* Uh... Guess not.
MT11: Well, we'll probably have to solve some inordinate amount of puzzles to escape back to the pub. I hope you're ready to closely examine every last corner of this place!
Razor: Wha?
MT11: Let's go!
Razor: No, wait... What did you just say!?
Back in the Pub.
AFL: Yay! I got two sixes! *Falls over unconcious*
Bluhman: Now you all know what you're supposed to do when that happens. That's where the 'pirate' part of 'strip russian pirate monopoly' comes in. And maybe a little bit of the 'strip' part as well.
Grandy: If it weren't for the fact I were winning somehow, I probably would've checked out that broom closet as well... _sweat_
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on January 20, 2008, 02:40:48 AM
Bluhman: DO AS YOU ARE TOLD.
AFL: Yes Mr. Bluhman, mr. sir! ....*hides behind grandy*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 20, 2008, 12:25:10 PM
Post by: Grandy on January 20, 2008, 01:06:08 PM
Post by: Archem on January 20, 2008, 05:29:32 PM
Grandy: This is Strip Russian Pirate Monopoly™! You pay everything on the income tax tile! Or else you go to jail and keep it all, but face a very uncomfortable experience! *points to jail*
*not with his hands*
Archem: What? It's a damn board game! What's the worst that could happen?
*buzzer sounds, sirens wail*
Bluhman: You said the Strip Russian Pirate Monopoly™ mystery word of the game! It was "worst"!
AFL: I don't like this game...
MIC: I sure as hell do! *begins lubing up game board*
Bluhman: Ouch. Archem, you might want to bend over and not resist. There's a chance of tearing if you do.
Archem: WHAT?!! Holy hell! This is super gay!!!
AFL: Dude, did you roll a five or a seven?
Archem: *with game board half-way in* I rolled the world's worst five, and I will always regret it!
AFL: Well, it looks like a seven to me...
Grandy: He said the Strip Russian Pirate Monopoly™ mystery word of the game again! *finds something else to sodomize Archem with*
Archem: This is the worst day of my life... T_T
MIC: It's funny because he keeps saying it!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 20, 2008, 07:42:10 PM
***
Archem: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grandy: This is the most fun I've had in ages!!!
Bluhman: Which is creepy, because what you're doing is sodomising a person with a board game!
Grandy and Bluhman: Teeheeheeheeheeheehee!!!
Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 28, 2008, 12:27:35 AM
DWMM- Hey, can i get a drink and...... WTF ARE YOU SICKO FREAKS DOING?! Oh, wait... you're doing it to archem.... carry on.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on January 28, 2008, 01:13:00 AM
Grandy:*looks up* What word were you not saying?
AFL: Timeout. Worst. Time In.
Bluhman: Time out does not work in this game.
AFL: Dammit. Where's that book when you need it.
Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 28, 2008, 01:37:15 AM
Bluhman: Good, I wanted to start a different game now anyway. It's time to play.... Strip Russian Pirate JENGA.
AFL: Whats the difference between Strip Russian Pirate Monopoly and Strip Russian Pirate JENGA?
Bluhman: Welll you get the little wooden blocks and....
AFL: OH GOD NO!! *hides in the cupboard*
Post by: RuneBlade on January 28, 2008, 04:01:41 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 28, 2008, 05:35:10 PM
Razor: No idea, but I hope he paid. Now pull!
MT11: EEEGH, AAAAA!
Razor: Excellent. Now pull eight more of those palm trees out of the ground.
MT11: What are we doing again?
Razor: We're constructing a device! A device which, upon activation, will propell us from the book and into the pub!
MT11: Oh yeah. What else do we need after these trees?
Razor: Hmm. *looks at blueprints* two treefrogs, a pointy stick, a bag of pebbles, some gum and a continuum transfunctioner.
MT11: Why, most of those items can be found on this very island! We'll be out in no time!
Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 28, 2008, 11:50:37 PM
DWMM: You dont roll dice on Jenga.
Grandy: Shut up and take it like a man! *grabs jenga blocks*
DWMM: Ah, **** this! *jumps into book*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on January 29, 2008, 11:19:11 AM
Bluhman: We need another player! But where...? *opens cupboard*
AFL: NO!!!!!!!!!! STAY AWAY!! THAT IS THE CREEPIEST GAME EVER!
Grandy: He said the Strip Russian Pirate JENGA™ mystery word of the game, Ever!
AFL: ...Dammit.
Post by: Archem on January 29, 2008, 03:29:42 PM
AFL: T_T
Post by: Moosetroop11 on January 29, 2008, 05:21:32 PM
MT11: Morning.
Razor: You don't happen to have a continuum transfunctioner do you?
Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 30, 2008, 03:26:23 AM
Razor: We plan to escape from the book.
DWMM: It's on fire. you'll die if you come out.
MT11:Then how'd you get in?
DWMM: oh yeah...... * catches on fire and jumps in water*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on February 02, 2008, 10:26:58 PM
MT11: *hears AFL from book* You suck.
Archem: Do I get the JENGA blocks out of me?
Bluhman: no.
Post by: lilsniffs3 on February 03, 2008, 05:00:36 AM
Everybody: *Leaves*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on February 04, 2008, 09:11:14 PM
Bluhman: I think the JENGA blocks are going to your head.
Archem: I think so too, all I see is the JENGA logo.
--
Random woman appears on island with MT11.
Woman: Oo-la la, I'd eat that moose... what ever meat product comes from moose.
Mt11: Yeah, I'd love to enter your garden through the back gate.
(don't ask... song in chorus... and ... band people are perverted. ^^')
Razor: Look! That woman is not a woman at all! *attacks like austin powers* Its that hobo guy!
MT11: ...I think I'd rather burn the garden I think. *takes gasoline and burns that hobo guys garden which is now in flames beside him*
DWMM: That hurt me.
MT11: *burning gardens back gate* What were you saying?
DWMM: Thats the last time I ever give you a compliment! *cries*
Razor: ...I wonder... *cuts open DWMM* I thought that he was hiding something!
DWMM: *dies*
Other: *kidnaps razor and takes continuum transfunctioner that was in DWMM's stomach.
MT11: Well. I never thought I'd ever be in a Lost episode. I wonder what will happen next?
Body of DWMM: *Raises from the dead and is about to eat moose for dinner*
*goes to Lost logo*
MT11: dammit. I hate that. and then they'll recap for an hour next time! GAH!!!!!!!!!
-----
Charas Pub: *collapses on lilsniffs*
lilsniffs: *dies*
Charas Pub: *regenerates*
Post by: HobomasterXXX on February 07, 2008, 08:18:19 AM
Razor: Yeah thats weird.... WAIT! Why are you alive? I killed you!!
DWMM: Good question.....
*Strange cloaked figure walks in*
Cloak guy: I saved you all from destruction.
Lilsniffs: Even me?
Cloak guy: No. *Lilsniffs explodes*
MT11: Well thank you for saving us.... but who are you?
Cloaked Guy: You shall never know.... *Razor removes cloaked guy's hood from behind*
MT11: Well...... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??!!
Un-Cloaked Thingy: I am........ *dies*
DWMM: Damn.
Bluhman, AFL and Grandy in unison: Joooiiiiinnnn uuuussssss!!!!!
Post by: WarxePB on February 07, 2008, 06:11:10 PM
*Warxe appears, slices the hell out of DWMM, and strikes a badass pose*
Warxe: Don't disrespect your elders. *things explode in the background*
Post by: HobomasterXXX on February 09, 2008, 05:52:25 AM
Lilsniffs: Not mine either.
AFL: Oh, will you just die already! *Eviscerates Lilsniffs*
Post by: WarxePB on February 10, 2008, 02:43:19 AM
Screaming Guy: SAKURAAAAAI!
Warxe: The Pubbers generally consider that to be rude, Screaming Guy. Though who knows what's changed since I was last here.
Screaming Guy: SAKURAAAAAI.
AFL: What is he saying, anyways?
Warxe: Er... the context doesn't really translate over. Basically...
Screaming Guy: SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Warxe: Listen, buddy. I'm as good as the owner of this place, and if you're gonna use language like that, I'll have to escort you out.
Screaming Guy: ...sakuraaaaai.
Warxe: As I was saying, he was calling you all purple hosers. It's some sort of insult or something.
Razor: Hoser? Isn't that a Canadian word?
Warxe: Yeah, he's from an alternate-universe Canada. I met him while traveling the multiverse, looking for my lost loved one...
*one epic story later*
Screaming Guy: SAKURAAAAAI.
Razor: Well, that was an interesting story... *looks around* But you bored all of my loyal slaves to death.
Warxe: It's the Charas Pub. They'll come back. *is decapitated*
Zero: YES! Booze! *runs behind the counter to assume his usual spot*
Post by: HobomasterXXX on February 10, 2008, 03:03:12 AM
DWMM's Screaming Guy: Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAKKKEEEEEE!!!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Sakurai Guy:SAKURAAAAAI!!!
Snake Guy: SNAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
Razor: GET THE **** OUT OF MY PUB!
Snake Guy: snake....... *walks out of pub*
Sakurai guy: sakurai... *walks out of pub*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on February 10, 2008, 07:13:22 PM
Archem: Easy for you to say. *taking a JENGA block out of his nose*
Warxe: What did I miss?
Bluhman Nothing. Nothing you need to know.... *whispers to grandy* hide to JENGA blocks! *stops his whispering*
Archem: ... *shutters*
Razor: *Kicks Zero out from behind the bar*
Post by: lilsniffs3 on February 13, 2008, 04:48:05 AM
AFL: In his body!
DWMM:??? You should've used the paper shredder!
AFL: Paper shredder?
Lilsniffs: Hey!
DWMM: Think of something quick!
AFL: ???
*Dumps Lilsniffs in paper shredder.
AFL: Are you happy? He's dead. Never see him again, okay!
Lilsniffs3: Hey!
*Dumps Lilsniffs3 into paper shredder.
DWMM: Dang. We should've used Jenga blocks to beat him up!
AFL: If by any chance he comes back, we're playing Cluedo.
Post by: elementalhero76 on February 13, 2008, 09:41:54 PM
Eh76: I have returned! *slices 300 guy in two."
300 guy: This is.... blarrrah *chokes on blood and splits in two*
warxe: welcome back!
EH76: I just came to see how charas 3.0 looked.
Its much better than before. you did good work.
* does cool hand wave gesture and leaves.*
warxe: you're welcome...
Lilsniffs4: Whos he?
EH76: your mom! *conjures giant jenga block and smashes him. Leaves.*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on February 13, 2008, 10:42:02 PM
DWMM: I don't remember:
Lilsniffs5: Hi!
AFL: *Snaps lilsniffs5 in half* I don't think i can stand anymore of this.
Post by: elementalhero76 on February 14, 2008, 03:31:30 AM
AFL: does it involve stuffing jenga blocks up their asses and/or feeding them to the monster in the basement?
*cut to monster in the basement*
Monster: hiya! I eat noobs! Afl is my best friend in the whlole world.
*Back to pub*
EH76: eh... no, but it may cause severe damage to thie space time continuium (sp?).
DWMM: well nothing can be worse than these ever appearing noobs.
warxe: hmm... at least it won't be as bad as the big emerald.
Eh76: I remember that thread...anyways here goes. *lifts up sword of dimensions over head*
*The pub starts over but in an alternate reality*
AfL: It worked! The pub is lilsniff free!
DWMM: but we're up side down! oh wait... why are we tied by our ankles?
Flying nazi pig with AK47: oink snort belch! (humans must die!)
Eh76: this is what I was afraid of...
warxe: now what? Now we are being held hostage by flying nazi facist alien pigs!
Post by: HobomasterXXX on February 14, 2008, 08:32:06 AM
Bluhman: NO!! MY ONE WEAKNESS!!!! *explodes* *Chisoku appears*
Chisoku: *speaks random japanese and eats Bluhmans remains* *dissapears*
DWMM: .....
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 14, 2008, 04:23:09 PM
Bluhman: ...Gay.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 15, 2008, 06:01:58 PM
*Leaves*
Post by: lilsniffs3 on February 18, 2008, 05:23:49 AM
DWMM: Well, you know, *cocks shotgun
DWMM: Just in case this isn't noob-free.
Eh76: What?
AFL: No, Lilsniffs doesn't want us to die, we just want him to DIE AND BURN IN HELL!!!!!
Eh76: BUT I WANT HIM TO BE SENT TO A TROLL KINGDOM PUB!
DWMM: Who cares! I WANT HIM TO BE TORCHERED IN A CHAMBER OF FIRE FOR ALL ETERNITY!
All: *EVIL LAUGH! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Post by: WarxePB on February 18, 2008, 07:08:04 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
MT11: Warxe appered in the pub!
Wild Warxe appeared!
EH76 uses Bad Humor! *10 damage* It's not very effective...
Warxe uses Internet Meme! *OVER 9000 damage* It's super effective!
EH76 fainted!
MT11: WHAT 9000?!!?!?!
Warxe: Where there's smoke... they pinch back. *epic pose with explosions in the background*
Lilsniffs: But what about the epic plot we had going?
Warxe: Screw you. *decapitates Lilsniffs*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 18, 2008, 04:48:40 PM
X_marks_the _ed isn't paying attention!
Bluhman has exploded!
MT11: Erm... *chucks a pub ball at Warxe (A different kind of pokeball that works well in damp, smelly places!)*
*Shake*
*Shake*
...
*Explosion*
Warxe: *8 times his normal size* AWWWW!!! I APPEARED TO BE CAUGHT!!!! *stamps on MT11*
MT11: Well that sucks.
Post by: WarxePB on February 18, 2008, 05:09:56 PM
MT11 uses Consume! But it failed.
DWMM uses Australia Statue! DWMM's Defense sharply rose!
AFL uses a Morning After pill! AFL is cured of pregnancy!
*All: O_o*
Warxe uses Fatality! It's a one-hit KO!
DWMM has been decapitated, had his heart ripped out, and most of his limbs severed!
MT11 uses Mod Power! MT11's Attack, Defense, Special Atk, Special Def, Speed, Accuracy and Evasion have all been raised to the max!
AFL uses a Max Revive! Lilsniffs has been revived!
MT11 uses Consume! Lilsniffs has been eaten, and MT11 regains all HP!
Warxe uses Big Emerald! AFL is warped to another dimension!
Warxe: Alright, enough of this parody Pokemon battle. *looks at MT11* Do you know what time it is?
MT11: Time to duel?
Warxe: No, you idiot. It's time to D-D-D-D-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDANCE! *starts breakdancing*
MT11: Oh no you didn't! *busts a move*
Post by: Archem on February 18, 2008, 06:36:52 PM
Warxe: *backflips out of Archem's way as he leaves*
MT11: Fine, yo. We don't be needin' no haytaz up in dis club.
OUTSIDE!!!
Archem: Oh, how I love those activities... If only I had the courage to tell them... At least I can tell you everything, Diary.
Archem's Diary: My name is Ron.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 18, 2008, 07:50:15 PM
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 18, 2008, 08:20:21 PM
Archem looks up at Ed.
Ed: "You gotta fight for your dreams kids, no telling where they can take you."
Archem is confused.
Ed:"Get in there and dance, boy! Dance like you've never danced before!"
Archem floats back up.
Archem: "You're right, Ed! I'll make the best damn Valentine's day float that's ever been made.
Ed:"THAT's your dream? Forget it, I need a beer."
*Dramatic music plays as Ed enters the pub and does not leave.*
All stare as he walks up to Razor behind the counter.
Ed:"The regular, I've got to ride off into a stinking sunset, and I don't want to feel no stinkin' burns when I finally hit it."
Post by: Archem on February 18, 2008, 08:53:14 PM
Archem: Touching?! All I've been doing is opening you up, writing things inside you, and closing you, only to return at a later time to repeat the process!
Ron: And you don't see anything wrong with that?
Archem: ...
Ron: You need to see a psychiatrist. And the inside of a prison.
Archem: That's silly! You don't have any idea what you're talking about! you're just a book! Hell, you can't even talk!
Ron: My point has been made, and now it's been deepened.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 18, 2008, 08:54:14 PM
Moosetroop: Ed just turned the pub into an RP! Neato.
As the sun set, the pubgoers quietly mused over this sudden turn of events.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 18, 2008, 08:57:29 PM
Ed feels as though he had broken some unbreakable law, but he could care less.
Razor turned to him and said "How can I help you?"
A menu came up and Ed selected 'The Usual' for 50gp.
The Usual appeared in Ed's hand and he chugged it down.
It seemed that everyone else in the pub was dancing to colorful arrows falling up from the floor to the ceiling. Things seemed a bit off.
Archem continued to browse page after page of his diary popping up and page turning animations.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on February 18, 2008, 09:16:44 PM
AFL sighs with relief.
AFL: Nothing random... a very different feeling...
lilsniffs: Yes. It is.
AFL rolls his eyes and takes out his gun.
AFL: This is getting really annoying.
AFL then shoots lilsniffs as quiet as possible with a potato silencer. Silence.
AFL: Perfect.
AFL drinks his drink.
DWMM: Ah. I agree, perfect.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 19, 2008, 06:41:47 PM
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AFL: ...yeah.
Archem: Can this place just decide whether it's an rp or not? This jumping between styles is freaky.
Suddenly, a bright light appeared over archem's head. Barstools and floorboards began to be ripped from their places and drawn into the light, the dust which covered the furnishings shaken loose and the entire pub began to cave in towards the terrible shining thing.
Terrible shining thing: I AM THE NARRATOR'S BROTHER!!! RP NARRATOR! MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SOON THE ENTIRE PUB SHALL BE UNDER MY CONTROL, UNTIL MY BROTHER RETURNS FROM THE BATHROOM.
Moosetroop jumped to his feet. "You can't be serious! It takes forever to type like this!"
Morgan Freeman's face appeared in the bright light. It was smiling. "Now now, surely you don't mean that? This sort of narration is a lot of fun, you know. Moosetroop began to realise the error of his ways. And from then on, ah swear, I have never seen a more devoted rper."
MT11: No! Stop it!!!!
Post by: Archem on February 19, 2008, 07:42:38 PM
Ron: I'm a fucking book! I can't intentionally harm you! I can't even talk! This is all you; you're completely off your rocker!
Archem: I am too a rocker! Look!
The curious Archem began to make himself even more curious as he began headbanging near the blinding vortex. As the aged, beer-stained wooden planks that lined the interior of the building began th splinter and fly into the gaping hole, a surprisingly extreme metal riff began to grow in volume. The music had no place of origin, and seemed to be an imaginary tune, but it was audible to all. The sound and speed increased in its intensity, and the room began to grow dark as a deep red hue filled the room. Thick puddles of what could only be blood seeped up through the cracks in the pub's foundation and up through the faded green carpet that had once been used to give the building a laid-back feeling. Small winged beasts began to rise from the blood puddles, and commenced a flight around the room, completely unaffected by the now impossibly strong pull of the whirling death hole hovering just below the cieling. Suddenly, everything went black (or perhaps turquois for our younger members).
When the survivors awoke several hours later, all evidence of the past event was gone, save for the sickly reek of blood and the splintered remains of the wall boards.
Archem: See? I am too a rocker!
* Done via Wii
Post by: WarxePB on February 19, 2008, 07:47:21 PM
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 19, 2008, 08:10:38 PM
*AFL Shotguns...and misses somehow.*
Ed: Ohhhkayyy.....
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 19, 2008, 10:31:55 PM
..nah. Prob'ly nothing.
Warxe: You should probably stop drinking. Also, how long since you slept? 0_o
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 19, 2008, 10:41:15 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on February 20, 2008, 01:26:59 AM
Post by: HobomasterXXX on February 20, 2008, 08:11:32 AM
MT11: That was a bit.... excessive. couldn't you just tell him off?
DWMM: No.
Post by: shamuness on February 20, 2008, 08:25:23 AM
*Shamuness walks in, he sits down at the bar,looks left and right, then starts sucking the juices from the bar.*
DWMM: WTF *Shoots at Shamusness*, *Shamuness does a ninja backflip and kicks the bullet into the roof*
Post by: HobomasterXXX on February 20, 2008, 08:38:17 AM
DWMM: Owned.
Razor: So.... you gonna fix my roof?
Post by: shamuness on February 20, 2008, 09:40:07 AM
Post by: Dragonium on February 20, 2008, 07:29:09 PM
Razor: Damn it Moose, I warned you what would happen if you tried to sell me faulty merchandise.
MT11: Look, those crabs were alive when I smuggled them across the border in my underwear.
Ed: Freeeeedooooooom!! *Leads a rebel resistance faction into battle to overthrow the French government*
Lucas: *Enters the pub, puts a potted plant in the corner, and leaves*
Potted Plant: *Attempts to eat Archem*
Dragonium: Sigh. *Falls on face*
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 20, 2008, 08:03:55 PM
Post by: Bluhman on February 20, 2008, 08:05:52 PM
Ed: Ow.
Post by: Dragonium on February 20, 2008, 10:21:32 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 20, 2008, 11:29:03 PM
Frank the crab: How many times have we done the border run my friend? Those tales will live on in the hearts of those we have swindled. But now, our partnership ends. I leave you with this: My crown. Yes, I was once king of a great crab kingdom. I ran away to avoid the pressure. I never told you, did I... *cough* moose my friend. Keep that crown close to your heart for one day the time will come when moose and crab ride out together. When the fate of the free peoples hangs in the balance and the smallest crab, or moose, or hobbit, will make the largest of sacrifices. And if you ever meet my wife, the crab queen, tell her... I love her.
*dies*
MT11: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 23, 2008, 05:54:50 PM
Mt11: "Have you no respect for the dead?"
*Ed sits on Frank.*
Post by: Archem on February 24, 2008, 01:17:32 AM
Grandy: I blame your golden, crispy exterior.
Deep Fried Archem: You have a point... *strokes chin thoughtfully, eats hand*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 25, 2008, 11:21:08 PM
Archem: Mwahahahaha!!! *Eats self...
...creating black hole*
Ed: Ah, a black hole.
Post by: Grandy on February 25, 2008, 11:58:39 PM
*audience laughs*
Post by: Archem on February 26, 2008, 03:13:03 AM
MT11: *salivating* You're not helping the situation.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 26, 2008, 06:02:32 PM
MT11: Chewy! *Eats ed*
Archem: The black hole, you fool!
MT11: Ah. *Eats black hole*
Ed: My life is pain...
Post by: Grandy on February 26, 2008, 09:36:25 PM
Post by: Archem on February 26, 2008, 10:29:25 PM
Grandy: Too bad, it's the only story-book that I know how to read!
MT11: That's because it's a pop-up book!
Archem: A pop-up book about goldfish!
Ed: I liked the parts about me.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 26, 2008, 11:37:41 PM
[Montage]Grandy: *chops wood*
Archem: *runs up steps*
Lucas: *blows nose*
MT11: *punches plank of wood*
Bluhman: *Shoots a target*
Grandy: *chops more wood*
Ed: *weaves rope*
Warxe: *Laughs maniacly*
Archem: *runs up more steps, is less out of breath*
Bluhman: *Shoots two targets at once*
MT11: *punches plank of wood*
Dragonium: *Nails wood together*
Archem: *runs up MORE steps, does victory dance*
Grandy: *gets assaulted by tree hugging hippies*
Bluhman: *shoots old woman*
Tomi: *farts*
AFL: *dies*
MT11: *punches a plank of wood*
Razor: *Nails up sign that reads: "League of extraordinary Superfriends. Club"*
Everyone: *stands back* we did ourselves proud.
MT11: My hand hurts.
Post by: Grandy on February 27, 2008, 01:04:07 AM
Grandy: The comunication screen! Someone must need us!
Mayor: Club of the League of extraordinary Superfriends, the city is being attacked! Apparently the ever so docile tree hugging hippies are on the move for some reason!
MT11: Oh, the hippies. Sent the police to shoot them.
Mayor: We've already tried that, believe me, but the hippies seem to have gotten powers from the trees! Here, take a look! A video shot from just before the attack!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sweh2EekM4M
MT11: Two of my old pals midget engineers are with them!
Warxe: Just who is that Saruman fellow they were talking about?
Grandy: Eh... dunno? *deletes cache from computer* Totally not a name I used on forums, nuh-uh.
Warxe: And why did that just looked like our new club they were marching to?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 27, 2008, 12:49:22 PM
MT11: Good job we built this special superfriends tower in the middle of the club. No way they could get in here.
Post by: Grandy on February 27, 2008, 04:59:44 PM
Grandy: I guess you were right, the hippies can't get past the defence.
MT11: I told ya. ... what's this smell?
Grandy: It's... IT'S INCENSE! *points to door*
*smokes with flowers and peace and love symbols comes from under the door*
MT11: Good Lord, we have to get out of here before-
Warxe: Duuuuude.
Mt11: Oh no, it has started!
Warxe: Dude, it's like, woah, I can like, like feel the whole world dude...
MT11: Snap out of it, Warxe! *punches*
*Warxe-o-vision*
*Everyone looks like those old black and white disney characters, "So Happy Togheter" plays on the background"*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 29, 2008, 11:29:20 AM
Post by: Grandy on February 29, 2008, 03:29:53 PM
Post by: Archem on February 29, 2008, 06:30:54 PM
Grandy: Oh no you don't!!! *raises an axe above his head*
MT11: No! Stop! He always acts that way!
Archem: Yeah, bro! What's your problem?!
Grandy: How can we be sure?!
MT11: Well, he IS listening to the Dethalbum...
Archem: Fuckin'... yeah. BLOOD!!! OCEAN!!!
Grandy: Fine, you're safe... For now...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 01, 2008, 12:50:44 AM
Post by: Grandy on March 01, 2008, 01:03:47 PM
Grandy: There we go. *throws the fire extinguisher at the midgets, it captures one of them*
Lucas: But.... pokeballs... advanced technology....
Grandy: Lucas, Lucas... you should've know by now that us brasillians have the overwelming power of building anything if we have rocks and duct tapes, why, yesterday I fixed my car with only duct tape, it only takes three hits with the rock for it to start. *grabs the the fire extinghusihereh, presses the switch, the midget appears in the middle of the mist*
Midget: Meee-dget!
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on March 01, 2008, 08:17:04 PM
*AFL BECOMES A FAT PIG*
*AFL begins to roll over the hippies*
Lucas: ...Grandy's way is much better.
AFL: No to use my metabolism and get rid of this weight!
*AFL uses his metabolism and becomes skinny again*
Lucas: õ.o
Grandy: *Sends a midget to attack hippie lvl 25*
Midget Engineer: *does mannerism instead*
Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 04, 2008, 05:19:15 AM
Grandy: And that is.....?
DWMM: MICROSOFT POWERPOINT!!!!!
*light floods the room*
Grandy: Where'd they all go?
DWMM: *points at computer screen*
Grandy: Wow. But I don't think porn will help us now. *Hippies begin singing*
Post by: Grandy on March 07, 2008, 01:27:12 AM
Post by: HobomasterXXX on March 07, 2008, 01:34:42 AM
Grandy: *does Mannerism*
DWMM: Oh no.... not again....
Post by: Ben on March 07, 2008, 01:39:20 AM
Grandy: thats because we dont especially like you gem.
gemini: *leaves*
Post by: WarxePB on March 07, 2008, 04:48:02 AM
Grandy: They infected you. Midget, use Below the Belt Attack!
Midget: *kicks a hippie in the crotch*
Warxe: Gah! Nobody infects me! I'll show them! *Whips out................. THE BIG ****IN' EMERALD!*
DWMM: What's that?
Warxe: An indestructible and extremely shiny amplifier.
DWMM: And what does it amplify?
Warxe: Everything. CHAOS.... CONTROL! *freezes a few hippies* HADOUKEN! *immolates another group* FALCON PUNCH! *reduces another hippie to atoms*
AFL: Holy copyright infringement, Batman!
Warxe: It's the Charas Pub. What do you expect? *continues firing Kamehamehas and PK Rockins left and right*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 07, 2008, 11:22:48 AM
AFL: *looks at Warxe, who is crushing a hippie between his toes* well, at least we're winning now, I think...
DWMM: Hey! What's that in the random water?
Grandy: Looks like a palantir. Or a magic 8 ball.
Magic 8 ball: MAYBE
Post by: WarxePB on March 07, 2008, 05:37:52 PM
8-Ball: WARXE SUCKS
Warxe: Dammit! *Roundhouse kicks a nearby hippie* They always do that to me.
8-Ball: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Post by: Grandy on March 13, 2008, 06:01:53 PM
Hippie1: Woah, dude, woah, like, like there is this ball and, whoa...
Hippie2: Dude, look, it... it can talk to me, like, like it's part of me!
Hippie1: Duuuude, like, that's so, like, dude.
Hippie2: I suddenly don't feel like attacking them anymore, dude...
Hippie1: Dude, I know, it's like, peace is sooooo better than like, war, dude.
Hippie2: Dude...
*they walk away*
Grandy: ...VICTORY!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 13, 2008, 08:09:53 PM
Ed: You think you've won? This is just the beginning!
*Spits on Grandy and walks away.*
Lucas: Wait, since when did Ed control hippies.
Grandy: He spat on my good face. :(
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on March 13, 2008, 10:21:58 PM
Lucas: What?
AFL: ...you tried to ride... a pokémon with fire coming out of it. *Hits on the forehead*
Lucas: ...
Ed: I do believe you deserved that. *Hits Lucas like before*
Lucas: ...
Ed: Could've had a V8.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 13, 2008, 11:28:19 PM
MT11: Uh huh.
Lucas: To catch them is my real quest.
MT11: Right. To train them is your cause?
Lucas: To train them is my cause.
MT11: Right on.
Post by: Archem on March 14, 2008, 01:34:15 AM
Grandy: You're sure he's not one of the hippies?
MT11: POKÉMON!
Lucas: Yeah, that's enough of that nonsense.
Post by: Emerates on March 17, 2008, 10:23:36 PM
DanananaNA DanananaNA Dana nana da da da-da Daaa Da Da Da.
Darth Jesus!
*explosion, and through the fire and the flames appears Darth Vader-helmeted figure.*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 17, 2008, 11:04:55 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 18, 2008, 12:44:27 AM
Archem: Yeah, right.
SWCWDJ: I find your lack of faith disturbing, commander... *Raises hand*
Post by: Grandy on March 18, 2008, 01:24:32 AM
God: Enough of this! Jesus, release him!
SWCWDJ: As you wish.
God: This bickering is pointless. Jesus will provide us with
the location of Hell by the time this church is
operational. We will then crush the Demons with one swift stroke.
Post by: Archem on March 18, 2008, 04:17:15 AM
God: And why would I want to know that?
Well, I figured you could help me out a little with that issue...
God: ...No. *cuts off Archem's un-eaten hand*
Archem: Oh. Beautiful.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 18, 2008, 11:17:45 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on March 21, 2008, 11:49:44 PM
Emperor Benedict: That makes sense. Smite him.
God: *smites Lucas*
Emperor Benedict: Good... all according to plan...
God: What?
Emperor Benedict: Nothing.... *evil laugh*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 22, 2008, 01:38:06 PM
Emperor: Ah. Foiled.
God: You're the dark lord!!! I knew it!!! Eat lightsaber bitch!
Emperor: Aaahhh! My face is melting!!! Archem! I'm too weak! I'm too weeeeeak!!!
Archem: Uuhhh... uhhhhh....
Emperor: WEEEEEEEEEEAKKKK!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!!!!
Archem: Raaaargh!!!!! *Kills god*
...
MT11: ...way to go Archem. You killed the all loving deity. Now who will part our seas?
God: Actually this was all a set up.
Emperor: Fufufufufu. *Takes off latex mask* Indeed. We wanted to know whether Archem could be trusted... We were thinking of making him the next jesus.
Archem: Oh... Did I pass?
God: No. *Bitchslaps*
Post by: Emerates on April 18, 2008, 09:54:33 PM
DB: Om. Om.
Archem: What's going on here? Why is Em summoning random quasideities?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 19, 2008, 12:00:49 PM
Darth Buddha: Naw, actually we're all mace in headists.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 19, 2008, 08:05:16 PM
Post by: Tomi on May 08, 2008, 09:29:31 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 08, 2008, 09:55:19 PM
Post by: Tomi on May 15, 2008, 01:20:06 AM
MT11: Please keep your personal life to yourself.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 15, 2008, 04:23:05 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 09, 2008, 01:12:53 AM
Post by: Zerlina on June 09, 2008, 03:56:47 AM
Post by: Archem on June 09, 2008, 05:29:04 AM
MT11: Shush, you fool! The monster outside the window will become aware of our presence!
TOO LATE
Monster: Oh hey y'all. I'm jus' here t'eat y'all. Rawr and all that. *eats Grandy*
Grandy: My, this is unpleasant.
Post by: Zerlina on June 09, 2008, 09:55:25 PM
Post by: Archem on June 09, 2008, 10:05:34 PM
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 11, 2008, 08:44:09 PM
Zerl: o.O
Post by: Dragonium on June 11, 2008, 08:49:56 PM
Ed: o.O
Post by: Archem on June 11, 2008, 09:33:28 PM
Zerl: o.O
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 11, 2008, 11:31:07 PM
Dragonium: No.
Ed: Wait! What if we were to build a portal into the past using this rib here, then we could...
Dragonium: No.
Ed: You're no fun anymore.
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 15, 2008, 04:07:04 AM
DWMM: Oh. It's Bob. * throws a bottle at Bob (the monster)*
Bob: OW! ****! UGH! *vomits up everyone and runs off*
Dragonium: Thanks for saving us. But Ed's a little... digested.
Pile of Slime that was Ed: *gurgling sound*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 19, 2008, 05:15:58 PM
Ed: No. Just another Demon Delectably Dining on Dragonium for dinner.
Dragonium: Well at least I knew better than to walk towards the smell of rotting flesh.
Ed: Your still no fun anymore.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 19, 2008, 08:19:18 PM
*Unmasks monster Scooby-Doo style*
It's Dragonium! He was the monster all along!
Dragonium that was eaten: ...
(Time paradox anyone?)
Post by: Archem on June 19, 2008, 10:20:09 PM
Future Warxe: *jumps through a time portal* I haven't much time! What ever you do, don't s-
Energy Bolt from the Future: *shoots Warxe through another time portal*
Warxe: Arggg! *dies*
Future Warxe: ... You know, I forgot what I was sa- *fades out of existence*
Ed: ...You know, you're right about it not being a time paradox. It's just a regular old plot hole.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 19, 2008, 10:49:26 PM
Post by: Dragonium on June 19, 2008, 11:20:26 PM
Deepthought: Forty-two.
Gameshow Host: That's Numberwang! *Victory jingle plays*
*Large group of jellyfish floats past*
Dragonium: It seems that we have entered... another dimension.
Ed: You're no fun anym-- *Is folded into a paper aeroplane and flies away*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 19, 2008, 11:26:27 PM
MT11: Aah, it's good to be back in england. where everyone is nice to each other.
*sunset*
*the end*
Post by: Grandy on June 20, 2008, 12:47:55 AM
Director - Mel Brooks
Producer - Al Gore
Actors:
Grandy - Marlon Brando
Moosetroop - Jackie Chan
Razor - Will Smith
A Forgoten Legend - Groucho Marx
Zerlina - Whoopi Goldberg
Archem - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Dragonium - Steve Carell
X_Marks_the_Ed - Bill Murray
Special guest: Weena Mercator as The Hopping Woman
In loving memory of Heath Ledger
*After credits*
*Scene involving MT11 and Nick Fury*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 20, 2008, 01:33:56 AM
I mean, come on. I'm Jackie Chan.
Post by: Archem on June 20, 2008, 01:39:38 AM
Man Tits: Lame.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 20, 2008, 02:47:05 AM
Awesome, yes.
Razor = XD)
AFL: ... Now what?
Post by: Grandy on June 20, 2008, 03:54:42 PM
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 20, 2008, 04:13:52 PM
.....now if only I knew some celebrities. I'd know who that was. :D
To the internet!
*Pulls out laptop and sips on beer*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 20, 2008, 05:07:52 PM
Post by: Tomi on June 25, 2008, 04:44:12 AM
Post by: coasterkrazy on June 25, 2008, 05:17:31 AM
Post by: Bluhman on June 25, 2008, 05:31:07 AM
Bluhman: I am.
CK:....Oh.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 25, 2008, 12:17:16 PM
All: Yay!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 25, 2008, 12:34:28 PM
Archem: Mmm.
Tomi: *farts*
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 25, 2008, 03:07:07 PM
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 25, 2008, 04:08:03 PM
Lucas: Hmmm? I am lost.
*slaps Lucas.*
We're on our way to Hollywood to deliver our movie! Now shut up and hold this cartoon bomb I found!
*lights fuse*
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 25, 2008, 05:31:01 PM
Ed: Don't be such a wimp.
Post by: Archem on June 25, 2008, 06:55:05 PM
Post by: Ben on June 25, 2008, 07:25:36 PM
Gemini: THERE WILL BE NO MUSICAL NUMBERS IN THE CHARAS PUB.
*pulls the cord on a gas powered chainsaw that had been concealed the whole time and proceeds
to dismember lucas in the most horrific of ways imaginable.*
Everyone: *staring in disbelief*
Gemini: I come to the pub once every 6 god damned months, and you guys are telling me this is what you do in here? FREAKIN MONTAGES?!?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 25, 2008, 07:27:15 PM
*Gemini saws off Ed's left arm.*
Gemini:Let that be a warning for you.
Ed:That's my squeezing arm. :(
Post by: Ben on June 25, 2008, 07:29:35 PM
Post by: Ben on June 25, 2008, 07:58:35 PM
Post by: Bluhman on June 25, 2008, 08:05:03 PM
Archem: Wait, we're not quite done
MT11: Yeah, why now? And why are you leading us around?
Bluhman: 'Cause I know exactly where hollywood is.
*So they drive on after eating 350 pounds of taco. They arrive in Warner Brothers' studio.*
Ed: Here we are. Though, why are we in Warner Bros?
Bluhman: Only place we could find a place to get our movie edited... There was a biiiig discount.
Archem: Huh... Wonder why?
*Animaniacs run through the street, being chased by Solid Snake*
Bluhman: ...I don't even want to know...
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 25, 2008, 08:07:04 PM
Ed: Is that a chicken?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on June 26, 2008, 05:32:44 AM
*Snake points pistol at Bluhman.
*Bluhman takes rocket launcher out.
"KABOOM"
*Batman comes riding on motorcycle to their position.
Batman: You, where is Heath Ledger?
Ed: Why would I know?
Batman: Cause you are a descendant of him!
*Points to pumpkin head*
Ed: He's dead.
Batman: Heath, Heath, HEEEEAAAATTTTTHHHHHHH!
*Robin jumps in.
Robin: Don't worry Batty old buddy old pal! I got 'em all under control okay?
*Takes pistol and shoots at Ed.
*Reflects.
*Hit's Robin straight in the eye.
Batman: Oh....my.....ZOMGROFLCOPTERLOLZ! You got that on camera?
*Points to camera dude.
Camera Guy: Hell yeah!
Security guy comes, apparantly now he is a real chicken.
Archem: How do we get in?
*Ed points to Mystery Machine prop.
All: HELL YEAS!
Post by: coasterkrazy on June 26, 2008, 06:37:32 AM
Bluhman, Archem: What?
CK: Oh, um... I was just saying I'm so glad I can be here with you guys to see how this movie thing goes.
Bluhman, Archem: Oh.
CK: Little do they know that I have REPLACED THEIR COPY OF THE MOVIE WITH A FAKE ONE MWAHAHAHAHA.
Bluhman, Archem: What?
CK: Oh, um... I was just thinking out loud about if we should make a copy of the movie in case the original gets lost.
Bluhman, Archem: Oh.
CK: *When no one's looking, slips past security guard, film in hand*
Bluhman: Hey, wait a second...
Post by: Bluhman on June 26, 2008, 08:22:37 AM
Archem: Ehh... No. I don't see the semblance.
X Marks the Ed: Maybe, but he's the wrong size to be a normal chicken...
Lucas: I dunno... What do you think Snake?
Solid Snake: Shut up. *Talks on codec* Otacon, I'm being pestered by some weird little kids over here. I'm going to have to delay that sneak peak of the next mov-HEY!
Wakko *Into Codec*: Hello? This the pizza shop?
Otacon: Huh? This isn't snake! Who are you!?
Animaniacs: We're the warner brothers!
Dot: And the warner sister.
Otacon: ..HEY! Aren't you those cartoon characters? I'm a big fan of y-
Snake: *Snatches back codec* Listen. I'm a FOXHOUND Agent on a mission, and I can't be interrupted by the likes of you kids!
Yakko: Well, I personally like hounds myself, but it seems that you can't make up your mind.
Snake: Grrrggghh... I-
Bluhman: Shut up you two. We've got a movie to edit.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 26, 2008, 11:56:40 AM
CK: What the? I just through a door and I'm back outside?
Ed: I missed you. :(
*Hugs CK. He tries to get him off and gives up, continuing his quest, dragging Ed around with him.*
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 26, 2008, 05:18:26 PM
*Starts tuning a machine that came out of nowhere.*
*Machine spawns a Rhino.*
Ed: Behold! CKirbyX!
Post by: Tomi on June 27, 2008, 04:23:35 AM
CKX: I suddenly have the urge to masturbate.
Ed: Now how does a rhino masturbate?
Tomi: Very carefully. Rhinos are pretty strong...
Post by: Archem on June 27, 2008, 04:47:42 AM
Bluhman (as voiced by Dave Chappelle): What's the square root of this apartment?!
Ed (as voiced by Gilbert Gottfried): AFLAC!!!
Post by: coasterkrazy on June 27, 2008, 05:04:49 AM
CKX: *Begins charging CK*
CK: OH GOD NO. *Runs*
Ed: That's what you get for insulting her!
*CK and CKX freeze in place, CK turns around*
CK: Um, HER!?
Ed: Yeah, she has feelings too ya know! Don't ya, ya big beautiful rhino girl? *Pets CKX*
CK: HER!?
CKX: YEAH, I'M A GIRL.
Tomi: Oh, so you don't have to be careful then?
CKX: Well... lemme explain...
CK: *Slips away in the conversation, headed towards the CEO's building*
CKX: ...and so that's just about all there is to tell you.
Tomi: 0_o
Post by: Bluhman on June 27, 2008, 05:26:08 AM
CKX: Huh? what'd I do, and who would it be?
Bluhman: 1, you existed. As a rhino. Rhino's must die for their precious horns. And 2, it's Gannon.
Gannon: YOU MUST DIE!!! *Boom. Boom.*
Ed: No... NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Bluhman: ... *Cue maniacal laughter* Hehehehehh... Hahahahahaaaaaa AHAHAHAHAAAAA HAAHAHAHAAAAAARRRGGG!!!! -Eh?
Agents: Sorry, but we're arresting you for animal cruelty.
Bluhman: What!? I didn't do it! I want my lawyer!
Bluhman's Lawyer: Killing endangered animals? This is illegal, you know...
Bluhman:... God damn you.
Bluhman's Chef: MY CAKES WILL BURN! *Fwoo*
*Bluhman get's shoved into prison car. Somebody begins to play a violin.*
Ed: Serves him right...
Tomi: I have heard things that I don't really want to know about from that rhino. You know, I think he might've done the right thing.
Ed: Shut up! It was my creation!
Tomi: Ok. So just recreate it.
Ed: Yes... We'll make it faster. Stronger. Less killable by Gannon.
Tomi: Let's get to work!
*Montage begins*
Razor: You know... Admittedly, this would've probably made a slightly more interesting movie.
Tomi: How would you know? The guy who's writing this post hasn't been here for the past thousand days.
Razor: True.
Post by: coasterkrazy on June 27, 2008, 06:06:06 AM
Tomi: Looks like he left...
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NO NO NO!!! Hey, wait! *Opens mouth wide... nothing happens...* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Lucas: Ed, how many times do we have to go through this?
Ed: Well, I just really miss- hey, wait, have you been here this whole time?
Lucas: I guess I have... huh...
-------------------------------------
Bluhman: Lemme out! Lemme out! I didn't do it I tell ya!
MyStEriOUs vOIcE: Perhaps I may be of some assistance...
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 27, 2008, 12:18:29 PM
CKXWIRTH: Ow.
Ed: Oh, it's also a boy now. Thank you to whomever donated the partsArchem.<.<
Archem: Hey! When did that happen!?
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 27, 2008, 10:03:09 PM
Post by: Archem on June 30, 2008, 06:08:07 AM
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 30, 2008, 12:01:55 PM
Post by: Tomi on June 30, 2008, 04:25:53 PM
Razor: *under rubble* Ohh the good ol' days...
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 01, 2008, 05:12:43 PM
Lucas; What do we do now?
Ed: We WAIT!
*Ed sits with stupid look on face.*
Post by: Archem on July 01, 2008, 06:08:07 PM
Ed: What are you so smug about?! *shoots Archem in the face*
Lucas: Goodness! He won't be able to see the premier!
Ed: Damn, you're right! We need to take this man to a hospital!
Bluhman: He's a ghost. His eyes are the only part that survive, and they're sure to go to some mystery box and rebuild his body.
Ed: *shrugs* True. Then again, we need a ridiculous adventure to occupy our time for the next week. Off to the hospital! Or morgue. I'm not sure how it works with ghosts.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 01, 2008, 07:52:57 PM
*Archem sits with a smart look on his face*
Ed: What are you so smug about?! *shoots Archem in the face*
Lucas: Goodness! He won't be able to see the premier!
Ed: Damn, you're right! We need to take this man to a hospital!
Bluhman: He's a ghost. His eyes are the only part that survive, and they're sure to go to some mystery box and rebuild his body.
Ed: o.o Archem's a ghost?
==ALTERATE ENDING B==
*Archem sits with a smart look on his face*
Ed: Archem, what does the scouter say about his power level? *shoots self in the face.*
Lucas: Goodness! He won't be able to see the premier!
Archem: Damn, you're right! We need to take this man to a hospital!
Bluhman: He's undead. He's just headless now. But it's a shame he won't get to see our movie.
Ed: ...
==ALTERATE ENDING C==
*Archem sits with a smart look on his face*
Ed: Whatwhat, you are a cactus man sitting finely doodly in yer chair. *shoots Archem in the face*
Lucas: Good lordy, what we do, I say! He no longer contains a pair of eye with which to see the creation we have created.
Ed: I don't seem to understand this correctness of the correct. Whatwhat we see his healthman?
Bluhman: Be a spirit, be he. I see we can salvage from cardboard in the form of a square, he saved will be.
Ed: Bored, time is. I fly!
Everyone else: ...
Ed: They'll look better when it comes out on DVD.
Post by: coasterkrazy on July 02, 2008, 01:08:31 AM
</plothole fix>
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 02, 2008, 03:04:36 AM
Post by: Archem on July 04, 2008, 11:30:09 PM
Jesus: Yo, bro, how'd it go?
Archem: Oh, not so great.
Jesus: Dang, fool. Stay in school!
DWMM: Why does Jesus rhyme?
Archem: He's Jesus. Don't question him!
Jesus: It's cool, man. He'll be hit by a van.
DWMM: What? *gets hit by a van*
Jesus: Hey, what'd I say?
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 05, 2008, 04:41:02 AM
Satan: HAI GUYS!!!!
Jesus: Hey! Satan is gay?!
Satan: Is it that obvious?
DWMM: Well, you are raping Archem.
Jesus: Hey man, don't rape! Just eat a grape! *Bowl of grapes appears*
Post by: Archem on July 05, 2008, 05:05:35 AM
Satan: No, silly goose! I am not
Archem: Liar! I won't fall for your tricks!
Jesus: Satan's evil can't make you gay. If you're not gay, just say "No way".
Archem: ...Shut up! You've fallen from grace, Lord! Lying in Satan's favor! For shame!
Satan: Whatever, fellah; I'm still ****ing your brains out. *continues rape*
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 05, 2008, 05:19:34 AM
Jesus: What the s-hit? That's my outfit!
Buddha: Oh... crap. He's here. *runs off*
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 05, 2008, 02:28:18 PM
Mortique: Indeed. Lets go steal Jack's pumpkin.
Ed: I'll draw it! :D
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 05, 2008, 05:32:20 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 05, 2008, 06:56:46 PM
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 09, 2008, 10:06:50 PM
Lucas: Bummer.
Ed: I know! Let's go tell Phayre! She'll fix everything!
Announcer: ...and so they began their journey home, but little did they realise....
Post by: Archem on July 09, 2008, 10:25:11 PM
Ed: Shut up! He was just about to tell us!
*cuts to Phayre in her office*
Archem: Aww. Now I don't get to know what we're not realizing!
In Phayre's Office
Phayre stares at her monitor.
Phayre: Computer, has everything gone according to plan?
MS Sam: Yes. The sale of the bootleg video was a success. Hahahahaha.
Phayre: Good. Soon, the internet will be flooded with unofficial releases of the movie, and Charas won't make a dime off of it! Hahahah!
Announcer: What's this?! Phayre is the one behind this evil?! Prepare yourselves, Charas crew, because unexpected danger lies at the end of this mystery!
Phayre: Who said that?! Computer! Start a Bio Scan of the surrounding area and exterminate any unauthorized visitors!
Computer: Yes. Scan initiated... One life form found. Exterminating...
Announcer: What?! I was supposed to be exclusively for dramatic irony! This is breaking the fourth wall! Stop! You ca-
Computer: Task complete. Unauthorized visitor exterminated.
Phayre: Excellent! Mwahahahahaha!
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 12, 2008, 06:09:36 AM
Phayre: Finally! Now i just open the program and....
Computer: *explodes*
Phayre: ....
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 12, 2008, 06:36:13 AM
*Inserts disk.
Laptop screen: Would you like to review the contents of the folder "Hot pr0nz of me in hardcore situations"?
Phayre: I think I might need these.
Phayre: Review bootleg files.
Laptop: Autochecking. Checked. Contents of the folder "bootleg" are "Super evil DVD movie I bootlegged.DVDthinglol" "Meet the Charasians bonus movie.MP4" "Bootleg MP4 Copy.MP4" and "Hot pr0nz of me in hardcore situations.SuperPNGcollection".
Phayre: WHHAATT??? i must get back all
Post by: Archem on July 12, 2008, 08:32:20 AM
MT11: What the hell is wrong with you?
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 13, 2008, 05:20:37 AM
Phayre: I just realised i haven't watched the movie yet. *puts DVD in DVD player*
--2 hours later-
Phayre: I don't think the bootleg DVDs will sell anyway. That was utter shite.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 14, 2008, 08:25:05 AM
Post by: Archem on July 14, 2008, 06:07:10 PM
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 15, 2008, 01:30:24 AM
--TWO HOURS LATER--
MT11: Everything is in order.
Grandy: Let me check if they out some virus on the disk when you put it in the computer.
*Everyone follows.
Archem: We should include these in the movie.
Lucas: Yes, yes we should.
Post by: Archem on July 15, 2008, 01:33:44 AM
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 15, 2008, 03:27:12 AM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 15, 2008, 04:16:46 AM
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 15, 2008, 06:59:14 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 15, 2008, 07:08:10 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 17, 2008, 04:24:06 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 21, 2008, 03:57:08 AM
Post by: Archem on July 21, 2008, 04:18:25 AM
Archem: So... What's going on? Some sort of murder porn?
Post by: Grandy on July 21, 2008, 04:35:35 AM
Grandy: Nay, Razor is over here! *holds a shaving razor* ..... I'm shaving his beard! *points to Razor sleeping in a baber chair, with foam in his mouth*
AFL: We got shaving cream?
Grandy: Shaving cream? *looks at Razor* M-M-M-MAD DOOOOOOG!!!
Razor: *wakes up* Uh? Oh, when, what? I was dreaming I was watching CNN.
AFL: HE WATCHES CNN?! HE IS MAD!
*chaos ensues*
Grandy: Time to call animal control! *dials in a pole phone in the middle of the pub* Hello, is it the animal control? Yeah? MAAAAAAAAD DOOOOOOOOOOG!!! Yeah, huh-uh, huh-uh, yeah, bye. *hangs the phone*
MIC: Are they coming?
Grandy: Yeah, but they first have to cure a flu in a giraffe.
MIC: Great, what do we do until then?
Grandy: Dunno abou you, but I've got a job to finish. *walks to Razor* So, how you want that beard?
Razor: *foaming* Oh, just make it clean.
Grandy: Great, great. What about the hair?
Razor: Yeah, I guess it's a bit long.
Grandy: Beard and hair, then. *starts cutting* So... have you seem the game last week?
Razor: Aye.
Grandy: I didn't, horrible sport, horrible players, horrible commentarist, horrible judge, horrible fire hydrants. Well, there we are, all clean. *spins chair around, Razor without the fur look just like his old wide-eyed, huge-smile man from his old avatar, still foaming*
*door busts open, five people wearing equipaments like Ghostbuster's and doing power rangeresque poses jump in*
People: ANIMAR CONTOROR! *dramatic zoom on each of their faces*
ACLeader: *mouth out of sync with voice* We herre tooo extermeenatee aneemar treato.
Grandy: *points to Razor*
ACLearder: That no koo-razy doggo, that koo-razy human. We extermeenatee aneemar treato, no human treato. ANIMAR COTOROR, AWAY!
*they dramatically run away, camera zooming on their faces*
AFL: What now?
Grandy: I think we must live with Razor like that.
Razor: Bush is just what the world needs, someone with a strong arm to deal with the scum of the Earth!
Grandy: Then again....
AFL: His face is freaking me out, without that hair.
Grandy: Oh, don't worry, he's a magic wolf. Anytime now...
Razor: *hair grows back with a FLOMPT sound effect*
AFL: Then why did you...?
Grandy: He pays me everytime to cut it again. I suppose it's the madness acting.
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 21, 2008, 07:25:07 AM
Grandy: Why are you speaking in acronyms?!
DWMM: Erm.... *hits Grandy on the head with a hammer and drags him off into a dark corner*
Post by: Bluhman on July 21, 2008, 07:50:54 AM
Razor:... Fine, I suppose.
Bluhman: I'm being told that you have... Apparently gone... Ahem, 'mad', as Grandy puts it.
Razor: Well, I don't think so...
Bluhman: Let's see; what country do you hail from?
Razor: Madagascar
Bluhman: Favorite Food?
Razor: Peas
Bluhman: What's the white stuff coming out of your mouth?
Razor: Shaving cream.
Bluhman: What kind of species are you?
Razor: Chocobo.
Bluhman: ..This is very grim indeed.
Grandy: *Wakens from being knocked out* What? What is it?
Bluhman: You have suspected correctly; Razor has gone mad and will need to be put down. *Takes out syringe with euthanasia*
Razor: What is that!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?! *Jumps out of barber chair and rips Bluhman's face off.*
Bluhman: Ow.
Razor: YOU... *Pointing at DWMM*, You're with him, aren't you!?
DWMM: Uhh... No. *hits Razor on the head with a hammer and drags him off into a dark corner*
Grandy: Is he dead?!
Bluhman: No, he's just suffering from rabies. And unconscious.
Grandy: Oh, well that's not so bad.
DWMM: Isn't Rabies fatal?
Bluhman: No, but having your face ripped off is, and he doesn't have that ailment... I do. *Dies.*
MIC: Ah... Poor guy.
Archem: Was he even a certified doctor?
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 21, 2008, 08:38:04 AM
Grandy: I DO I DO!!
DWMM: *whispers in grandy's ear*
Grandy: O_O
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 21, 2008, 09:52:56 AM
Grandy: Shhhh, don't blow it Meis, this is too funny.
Razor: What's all this about!?
Grandy: Oh, nothing.
MIC: Grandy, he needs to know.
Archem: I agree. Why should he be afraid of something fake when super AIDS is on the loose?
Razor: Something fake?
MIC: Listen. We secretly installed three soup dispensers, two icecream machines, and fourteen rollercoasters in your mouth.
Grandy: Combined with the magic fairy dust that you naturally salivate, it created an unintentional foaming effect.
Razor: Ah, you tried to turn my mouth into a theme park!
MIC: Yes.
Government Offical1: Unfortunately we are going to have to close down this park.
Archem: Why????
Government Offical2: *Points to Bluhman's body*
Archem: I still don't get it.
Government Offical2: You had a customer die while inside the park, this calls for immediate condemnation.
Razor: You can't close me! I'm a person.
Government Offical1: Oh my lord. This theme park has taken the memories of the victim and now thinks it's a living being!
MIC: No, it's a dog with a theme park inside it.
Government Offical1: You expect us to believe that? That 'thing' doesn't look anything like a dog.
Government Offical2: You're all in cahoots with the theme park!
Razor: But I really am a dog.
Government Offical2: That's exactly what a theme park pretending to be a dog would say.
Government Offical1: I don't buy it for a second.
Grandy: Well, you can't prove a thing so please leave.
Government Offical2: Oh, you want proof huh?
Government Offical1: You there on the ground, did this theme park kill you?
Bluhman: Yes.
Government Offical1: That's all the convincing I need to take him away.
Post by: Grandy on July 21, 2008, 04:04:02 PM
GO1: ...said what?
Grandy: The "Yes", you said that!
GO1: ...no, it was the dead man.
Grandy: Are you out of his mind, he's dead! He can't speak!
Bluhman: I'm not dead.
GO1: See! He did again!
Grandy: No, he didn't! I can see your lips moving!
GO1: You can not!
Bluhman: Yeah, you cannot!
Grandy: See?! There, it happened again!
GO1: What happened?
Grandy: Your lips! You'e pulling a ventryloquist one here!
GO1: A what? no! no! I, er- .... am exercising my mouth.
Grandy: You're what?
GO1: I'm moving my lips to exercise my mouth.
Grandy: What for?
GO1: Uh?
Grandy: What are you exercising your mouth for?
GO1: F-For... uh... for the mouth olympics in China!
Grandy: And you do it at the same time as Bluhman speaks?
GO1: What a coincidence eh?
Bluhman: It really is.
Grandy: There! Look there!
GO1: What now?!
Grandy: Bluhman's lips doesn't move when he talks but yours does!
GO1: Oh... that's...er... that's...
Grandy: You know what that means?!
GO1: I- I-, uh...
Grandy: It means he won't be prepared when the Mouth Olympics begin! Hey guys, now that the champion is out, we have a chance! Back to training!
*everyone in the Pub starts moving their mouths*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 22, 2008, 02:32:17 AM
Archem: Oh yeah, you're going to win the Mouth Olympics for sure.
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 22, 2008, 06:17:10 AM
DWMM: Ah, sorry. I'll move it.
--A few hours later--
Grandy: Why is the pile of dead corpses still there?
DWMM: I moved it to another corner. It was there before. *points at bloody patch*
Grandy: *sigh*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 24, 2008, 04:05:25 PM
Post by: Dragonium on August 02, 2008, 09:00:27 PM
*Pub is invaded by gypsies*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 02, 2008, 09:56:26 PM
Post by: Dragonium on August 02, 2008, 10:23:48 PM
Post by: Archem on August 02, 2008, 11:41:20 PM
Post by: Archem on August 03, 2008, 12:46:27 AM
Lucas: The story. Pay attention!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 03, 2008, 01:21:28 AM
Archem: ..what was that?
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on September 07, 2008, 11:26:41 PM
Mt11: Let's have some gypsy fun! *dances around like a gypsy*
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on September 07, 2008, 11:32:48 PM
Uberpwn: Oh, jesus, sorry. *sheilds eyes and turns around* Didn't mean to interrupt anything. I'll just - leave... Now.
Post by: Archem on September 08, 2008, 02:42:22 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 08, 2008, 08:49:19 AM
Man with sunglasses: Well it's nothing to do with any government conspiracy that I know about. No sir.
AFL: Oh, well, that's okay thenWAIT A MINUTE! I'm not falling for that one again! It was a governmment conspracy!
Mid: Just like AIDs!
Man with sunglasses: ... *Escape*
*Victory music plays* Recieved 0 EXP! Found 0 G!
MT11: Son of a bitch.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 08, 2008, 10:35:13 AM
Post by: Archem on September 08, 2008, 07:57:43 PM
MIC: God dammit. I had that one in the bag.
MT11: Like hell you did!
AFL: UNOFFICIAL MOUTH OLYMPICS TIME!
MIC: Good! I can win this one!
MT11: Like hell you will! *warms up fellatio muscles*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 08, 2008, 08:45:04 PM
Post by: Dragonium on September 08, 2008, 08:48:44 PM
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on September 08, 2008, 09:28:28 PM
Ed: Without Nuggies, now we can Shuggy!
Shuggies and Ed: Yay!
Rest:...
Ed: GEMINI WOULD'VE GOTTEN IT!
Dragonium: *stabs Ed in the head* Oh well. *throws Ed out the window, knife still in head.*
Post by: Archem on September 09, 2008, 08:19:50 PM
Dragonium: I'm plotting your murder, you know.
Archem: And I've told you, I don't feel any enthusiasm in that! How can I know you're serious without enthusiasm?!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on September 11, 2008, 07:53:12 PM
Ed: What a nice looking pub, maybe I can numb my damage brain with some drinks alcoholic.
Post by: Grandy on October 11, 2008, 06:24:25 PM
Post by: Grandy on October 11, 2008, 07:57:52 PM
Post by: Archem on October 11, 2008, 08:10:49 PM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 11, 2008, 10:32:53 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 11, 2008, 10:35:59 PM
Although Lucas' obsession with his own equipment is starting to worry me.
Post by: Grandy on October 12, 2008, 12:36:24 AM
Lucas: Hey, its not my fault. But when you have such big tools, its hard not to talk about them all the time.
*is holding a big hammer and a wrench*
Post by: Archem on October 12, 2008, 02:56:06 AM
Lucas: You can and may.
Archem: Wow. It's much larger up close. Can I... Can I hold it?
Lucas: You can and may.
Archem: Wow. It's much heavier in your hands. Can I... Can I put it in my mouth?
MIC: GAY.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 12, 2008, 04:40:49 AM
Archem: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH there sparky. You'd think we were talking about something sexual rather than an everyday household appliance.
Post by: Drace on October 12, 2008, 05:03:47 PM
Post by: Grandy on October 12, 2008, 05:21:46 PM
Razor: I'm on it! *puts some feathers on his head, face paint, and starts doing Voodoo around Drace*
Post by: Archem on October 13, 2008, 05:11:02 AM
Lucas: I don't know what either of those things mean, but he needs a catchy drum beat.
Post by: Grandy on October 13, 2008, 06:03:34 AM
Post by: HobomasterXXX on October 13, 2008, 07:05:41 AM
Post by: Archem on October 13, 2008, 08:12:09 AM
Meiscool: I'm trying, but the tailpipe is so damn wide on this model! Somebody's done this'n' before! And quite a few times, at that!
Several: *facepalm*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 13, 2008, 02:05:45 PM
Drace: O gv et a rest!
Razor: Quiet! I've nearly finished voodoing you. If there is such a word. But first I need a sacrifice. And the alignment of the planets.
MT11: Well, the various pub events seem to have destroyed all the planets in our solar system except the small bit of rock the pub is on, and russia. So consider them aligned.
Razor: Right. *kills one of the pubgoers* ooga booga booga ooga booga! *Grandy drumroll* BOOGA!
Drace: I can speak! And dance! And siiiing!!!!
Post by: Archem on October 14, 2008, 03:40:34 AM
...You know, because I'm a ghost.
...Yeah...
Grandy: Nice try, attention whore. Nobody cares who died, it's likely to be somebody of zero importance.
MT11: Augh! Death! With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
Post by: drenrin2120 on October 14, 2008, 10:56:43 PM
Drenrin: I think I've been here one other time. I didn't stay long 'cuz... well, the place blew up or something.
Post by: Felix-0 on October 14, 2008, 10:58:25 PM
Felix: "So this IS charas pub....*sigh* I know I'm gonna hate myself for walking in."
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 14, 2008, 11:20:14 PM
Archem: By 'buy' he means steal, because Razor hasn't been bartending here for quite some time.
Grandy: By 'drinks' he means virginity.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 14, 2008, 11:55:59 PM
MIC: Then how do you exist?
Drunk Patron: I don't. *dies*
Post by: Archem on October 15, 2008, 04:31:38 AM
Grandy: That's a lie and you know it.
Archem: It was not!
Grandy: Prove it!
MT11: I'll prove it! *tears off mask*
Grandy: *gasp*
MT11: That's right! I'm his father!
Archem: Saw it coming.
MIC: Wait, he said his parents never had kids.
MT11: And I never did... *tear streams down face*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 16, 2008, 01:06:36 AM
Drace: There's an overgrown moose crying in front of me and that just happens to be my turn on.
Post by: Drace on October 16, 2008, 09:58:15 AM
Post by: drenrin2120 on October 22, 2008, 03:10:20 AM
Felix: What? Talking to yourself or the pizza stains?
Post by: fruckert on October 22, 2008, 05:16:46 AM
Fruckert: "Erm...hi...I...erm...guess...erm..."
Post by: HobomasterXXX on October 24, 2008, 08:32:33 AM
DWMM: This is dull. Let's go back inside.
*everyone goes back inside and sees frucktert*
Everyone: erm.....
*everyone leaves the pub again*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 24, 2008, 05:12:13 PM
Drace: *Wakes up next to him* You know you love it baby.
Post by: fruckert on October 24, 2008, 11:45:02 PM
*spontaneously explodes*
Post by: Archem on October 25, 2008, 03:06:16 AM
MT11: Did you at least use protection?
Drace: What do you think?
MT11: I hope you did...
Drace: Me, too... I don't know where you've been whoring around, and I can't afford to have another STD.
*Fruckert's head a-splode*
Archem: *punchline*
MIC: *retort*
Grandy: *better punchline*
*laugh track*
Post by: Grandy on November 07, 2008, 03:20:40 PM
Grandy: You can't! I've been here since I'm old enough to drink!
Razor: No you were not.
Grandy: ...well, yeah, a little before that, perhaps.
Razor: At any rate, I want to present you the future new pub owner, Mr. Shady Character.
Shady: *comes in wearing a suit* I promisse you that I most likely won't burn this place down to get the insurance money just after I sign the contract.
Razor: And that's good enough for me. Come, let's have a bussness dinner as we previously agreed off camera.
Shady: As soon as I finish searching for good places to hide these matches and flammable oil.
Grandy: We can't let Razor sell the pub!
Lucas: Why not?
Archem: Yeah, that Shady guy seems pretty trustyworthy with all those sideways glances and glaring at whoever touches his bag.
Grandy: But- But the pub just wouldn't be the same! Archem, you haunt here, wouldn't you want to keep the old memories?
Archem: Yeah... I- I remember when I died here... I should have seen that wall coming. *sniffles* Yeah, some good memories, and remember that time when Razor actually sold beer?
Lucas: Good times, good times.
Drace: I remember when Red and the others would come here. It's like I can see him right there. *points*
Red: *is spinning in the table* Weeeeeeeeee
Bluhman: I first killed a man right there in that table. I'll never forget the joy.
Archem: Grandy is right, the Pub is too precious to go to the hands of a unknow lad. Even though he looks pretty honest and decent. *looks to Shady, who is putting a pile of wood in the middle of the room and soaking it with oil*
Grandy: We must somehow sabotage this dinner so that Shady will never sign the contract!
Bluhman: But... how will we do it?
Archem: I might just have an idea...
*later, Razor is dining with Shady and a group of lawyers in the Pub, the members are watching through a door ajar, all one on top of the other, like Louie, Howie and Dewey when they are spying something.*
Shady: So, Mr. Razor, is there any valuables in this place that would give a small fortune to anyone who happens to insure it for it to burn shortly thereafter?
Razor: Well, I think there might be a few things. *glances to a pile of highly valuable stuff tossed at one corner of the pub. Things from the previous Charas Pub stuff, like the Blue Key, a wooden idol from a desert island, a dragon bone, and stuff like that. And Red spinning in a table on top of it.*
Shady: Capital! So, let's talk about the surroundings. I gather there isn't any Fire Brigade decently close by?
Razor: Oh, no, of course not.
Shady: And what about sprinklers?
Razor: Too expensive.
*one of the lawyers stands up*
Lawyer: I hear this place is haunted. Could you tell us about this ghost?
Razor: Archem? No. I'm sick and tired of this subject. I'd rather talk about... *stops*
Shady: ...Mr. Razor?
Razor: DAAAAAY-O, Day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
*Razor starts dancing to Day-O*
--Behind the door--
Grandy: *looks up, Archem is standing on top of him in the human ladder peeping on the door* Your idea was to copy Beetlejuice?
Archem: Well, excuse me, I do not hear any brilliant ideas coming from YOU.
Drace: Enough! Razor stopped dancing.
Razor: Terribly sorry, it seems Archem tried to posses me from behind that door. *points* In fact everyone of my non-paying customers seem to be behind there now.
*door burst open, the pub members fall down*
Razor: Dear members, did you really think I'd so foolishly stop my bussness with this fine gentleman because of one silly possession?
Archem: You can't sell the pub!
Razor: And why not? Does Mr. Shady seems suspicious to you?
Grandy: Old school thief skils are go! *grabs Shady's bag*
Shady: NO!
Grandy: Let's see just what do you have in here! *opens bag*
-CHAOS ENSUES-
*A giantic Demon comes out of the bag*
Demon: AFTER THREE HUNDRED YEARS, I AM FINALLY FREE! SHADY, YOU FOOLISH ANGEL, DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD FINISH ME OFF WITH THIS SILLY OLD "BUY A PUB IN THE NAME OF THE LORD" RITUAL?! NOW I'LL UNLEASH MY POWER UPON THE WORLD! *flies through the ceiling*
...
...
...
...
Lucas: Nice going, Grandy!
Bluhman: Yeah, real good one!
Razor: Didn't you ever learn not to open a bag that might countain the source of All Which is Evil inside?!
Shady: Enough! We must stop Jakshresanaumck to get to the Unholy Temple before midnight, or the world will be doomed forever!
Grandy: Wait, but we can't finish a demon like that!
Shady: *snaps fingers, the lawyers open each a suitcase* These are Holy Weapons forged in the purest lake in Heaven by the Lord himself.
Shady: For Bluhman, the Gunslinger, I bestow Harshir, a handgun capable of piercing through anything supernatural.
Shady: For Razor, the Powerful, I bestow Gallak, a mace who gives the owner the strenght of one thousand men.
Shady: For Lucas, the Collector, I bestow Frishnazäk, throw this ball at any Demon and it will befall under your will.
Shady: For Red, the Spinner, I bestow the powers of Rulzat, the winds generated by your spinning will cut through steel.
Shady: For Drace, the Reborn, I bestow Röfl, this magic necklace will bring you back from the brink of death as many as ten times.
Shady: For Archem, he who is Gone, I bestow Trazepher, this Holy Lance will never miss it's target.
Shady: For Grandy, the Nimble, I bestow a kick in the fork. *kicks Grandy, who falls down in fetal position* SERIOUSLY, HOW THE **** DID YOU LET THAT DEMON ESCAPE?!
Grandy: *soprano voice* You shouldn't let your Demon Bag lying around like that!
Post by: Archem on November 07, 2008, 06:23:38 PM
MIC: Because you're an idiot.
Archem: Oh yeah... Wait a second... You weren't here a second ago... And you were recently banned...
MIC: Fiction is too cool to follow the rules of logic. Why do you think nobody else has said anything about your eye or my current status?
Archem: I figured they were calling emergency personnel to patch my eye up, and to report you missing...
Post by: fruckert on November 08, 2008, 12:08:16 AM
Demon: NO!
Fruckert: *Explodes again*
Post by: Dragonium on November 17, 2008, 10:38:14 PM
Post by: Grandy on November 17, 2008, 11:15:46 PM
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
(Little in the middle but she got much back)
Post by: fruckert on November 18, 2008, 12:18:36 AM
*explodes again*
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 18, 2008, 10:16:52 PM
Lucas: Where'd you come from?
*Ed pauses.*
Ed: That shady guy gave me this bag, ain't it nifty-keen?
*gets sucked in.*
*Lucas opens the bag and releases another demon, who flies past him through the ceiling.*
*Lucas ignores the demon.*
Lucas: Ed, you in there?
*silence.*
*The room begins to shake, the lights dim down and Grandy is grabbed by leather straps that pull him to the floor.*
Voice from the bag: Greetings, Lucas. I want to play a game.
*Breathless by the Coors starts playing in the background.*
*The others are paying attention now.*
Voice from the bag: The song will loop continuously unless one of you can find the switch. You have sixty seconds.
Lucas: Wait, how cann it loop continuously if we only have sixty seconds?
Voice from the bag: ... Good point, then you have all of the time in the world.
Grandy: Wait, why do i have to be restrained like this?
Voice from the bag: I was getting to that. I know one of you will go mad at some point during the loop. He will be spared if he kills Grandy.
Grandy: This is because I freed the demon, isn't it?
Voice from the bag: No. I just don't like you.
Lucas: Hey, is Ed there with you?
Voice from the bag: Who's Ed?
Lucas: Just checking.
Post by: Archem on November 19, 2008, 05:02:19 AM
Voice: You've gone mad long ago. Why are you trying to save what is already lost?
Archem: Honestly? I just wanted to see someone else getting stabbed in the eye by this thing...
Grandy: Cut it out! That really hurts!
Razor: You really should stop it! One of us sane-folk might need him for later!
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on November 19, 2008, 05:15:54 AM
*Fruckert's charred head rolls out and nudges Uberpwn's foot*
Fruckert's head: You don't want to go in there, seriously.
Uberpwn: o_o *runs away*
Post by: fruckert on December 01, 2008, 04:03:02 AM
WEEE NEEEEEED YOOOOOU!
Post by: WarxePB on December 01, 2008, 11:22:05 PM
Warxe: ...well, it hasn't changed one bit. Time to Mary Sue the hell out of this place!
Fruckert's head: What?
Warxe: Here, read this. *throws a sheet of paper at Fruckert's head*
Fruckert's head: "I prepared explosive runes this mornin- *explodes*
Warxe: As I thought. Now... we need to reinstate the lime green! Come to me, my board!
Moosetroop: So you think you can just barge in with your random internet references and impressive style after the crap you put us through?
Warxe: Hey, I thought I made up for nuking this place.
Moosetroop: Yeah, except for the freakin' holes in reality. *points to a little black hole to the left of the kegs*
Warxe: Hey, that wasn't me. But I can see that you don't believe me.
Moosetroop: That's right. You will have to do battle with me to prove your innocence... a battle involving ANCIENT EGYPTIAN LASER BEAMS! *shoots a blue beam from his body*
Warxe: Hah! *shoots a red beam from his eye*
Moosetroop: What? How could a novice compete with me, the master of AELBs?!
Warxe: Because I have the power of love and justice on my side! *wins the AELB duel with Moosetroop*
Moosetroop: You have proven yourself in battle with me, the master of AELBs. You may continue your quest in search for the four elemental items of great power... wait a minute, that isn't in character for me at all!
Uberpwn: You're a Mary Sue! A big fat Mary Sue!
Warxe: Yep, and I love every minute of it. Now I can take my throne as the Fresh Prince of Pub Air!
*200 points to whoever correctly tells me all of the references in this post*
Post by: Drace on December 09, 2008, 09:26:25 AM
8 DAYS LATER*
Drace: *wakes up with a headache* What... happend... ?
Razor: *quickly runs to Drace* Good lord, you're still alive? Moose! We a live one here!
Moose: Is he eatable?
Razor: No! It's Drace.
Moose: Hmmm... Drace pie... *drools*
Razor: No not that, save that for another day!
Moose: Okay, okay! *comes running with a medkit* Come on fella, you're a survivor. Praise yourself lucky.
Drace: What happend?
Razor: Well... *looks behind Drace* That.
Drace: *turns around and sees a gigantic hole where the pub used to be* What the hell?
Razor: Exactly. Hell. Hell dragged down the pub with everyone in it. Only the three of us survived.
Moose: And we're going to rescue them so we can eat them!
Post by: Grandy on December 09, 2008, 02:27:17 PM
*Warxe strolls in*
Warxe: ...well, it hasn't changed one bit. Time to Mary Sue the hell out of this place!
Fruckert's head: What?
Warxe: Here, read this. *throws a sheet of paper at Fruckert's head*
Fruckert's head: "I prepared explosive runes this mornin- *explodes*
Warxe: As I thought. Now... we need to reinstate the lime green! Come to me, my board! < Silver Surfer
Moosetroop: So you think you can just barge in with your random internet references and impressive style after the crap you put us through?
Warxe: Hey, I thought I made up for nuking this place.
Moosetroop: Yeah, except for the freakin' holes in reality. *points to a little black hole to the left of the kegs*
Warxe: Hey, that wasn't me. But I can see that you don't believe me.
Moosetroop: That's right. You will have to do battle with me to prove your innocence... a battle involving ANCIENT EGYPTIAN LASER BEAMS! *shoots a blue beam from his body* < YGO Abridged Series
Warxe: Hah! *shoots a red beam from his eye*
Moosetroop: What? How could a novice compete with me, the master of AELBs?!
Warxe: Because I have the power of love and justice on my side! *wins the AELB duel with Moosetroop*
Moosetroop: You have proven yourself in battle with me, the master of AELBs. You may continue your quest in search for the four elemental items of great power... wait a minute, that isn't in character for me at all!
Uberpwn: You're a Mary Sue! A big fat Mary Sue!
Warxe: Yep, and I love every minute of it. Now I can take my throne as the Fresh Prince of Pub Air! < Fresh Prince
*200 points to whoever correctly tells me all of the references in this post* < Warxe
*dark room with nothing but Grandy int he middle of it*
Grandy: Hello? Hello, anybody there?
Devil: Welcome, mortal, this is your personal hell.
*light turns on, it's a bakery*
Grandy: No... NO! THE BREAD! THE BREAD IS COMING TO GET ME! *falls in fetal position and begins sucking his thumb*
Post by: Drace on December 09, 2008, 04:24:37 PM
Moose: What? I did bad?
Razor: No, good job. He annoyed me.
Drace: So how are we going to do this?
Razor: Well, they are all down there. Under the sea.
Drace: ... Does this involve pineapples?
Razor: Maybe.
Moose: Hmmm... pineapple-Drace pie.
Drace: Ugh... Okay, okay. Call Spongedude to help us.
Razor: =D
Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 13, 2008, 06:59:43 AM
DWMM: Trucks.
Post by: Archem on December 13, 2008, 07:42:15 PM
DWMM: Weren't you already dead?
Archem: Yeah, but you weren't.
DWMM: Oh. Arg! *falls over clutching chest*
Archem: *floats up to Moose* So, what's the dealio?
Moose: Are you edible?
Archem: No, I tried that one. Not edible.
Moose: THEN YOU HAVE NO PURPOSE HERE! *attempts to shove Archem into the hole*
Archem: *is ethereal*
Moose: *falls through Archem and into the hole* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Archem: Hmm. What a twist.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on December 13, 2008, 09:36:08 PM
DWMM: Trucks.
AFL: Yes. I see that you know the word for 'trucks'.
DWMM: Trucks.
AFL: ...
DWMM: Trucks?
AFL: ... -.-"
*shoots DWMM*
Takes care of that annoyance.
DWMM's Corpse: Trucks... x.x
AFL: ... *disposes of body in another manner*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on December 14, 2008, 01:55:56 AM
MT11: Ohh great. Why didn't I remember that Archem was ethereal? unlife suuuuacks.
Lucas: Yo.
MT11: Ah. Yeah. Sorry for pushing you into that hole. Looks like I need your help to get outta here. Wanna be bezzie mates?
Lucas: Yeah, sure. I don't hold grudges.
MT11: Coool. *Looks around at the pools of lava* Where's everyone else?
Hitler clone: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MT11: What!?
Lucas: !!!
*Battle begins*
Hitler Clone used [Heilstorm]!
MT11 recieved 50 DMG!
Lucas recieved 50 DMG!
MT11 used [Eat]!
It had no effect...
Lucas used [Brag about size of penis]!
It's super effective!
Hitler recieved 200 DMG!
Lucas' attack rose sharply!
Meis used [Kick in the nuts]!
Lucas recieved 100 DMG!
Lucas is stunned!
MT11: When did you turn up? And why are you on hitler's side, dude?
Meis: Shut up I have manga in my sig.
Post by: Grandy on December 14, 2008, 02:33:11 PM
*Masked man appears with an awesome background music, it's one of those theatre masks, and complete with black cape and tuxedo, throws a rose at the feet of Hitler's clone*
MaskMan: Fiend! How dare you dirty this world with your evildoings! I shall put an end to your ways as of now, for I am Mysteryos Killer X!
MT11: Grandy, stop messing around, we know it's you.
Pablo*at the right side of MT11*: Yeah, Grandy, stop messing around.
MT11: *looks at Pablo* Wait, if Grandy's here...
Pablo: Where? *mustache falls off* oh, damnit.
MT11: Then who is he?
HitlerClone: I know who that is...
MaskMan: Long time no see, me. *takes off mask*
MT11: *gasp* it's...!
HitlerClone: The real Hitler!
Hitler: That's right, you stole my name to start that frightful war, the hated on my heart brought me down here to hell, but now my suffering is at end, for I'll finish you and take back the name of Hitler! EnGarde! *takes two rapier out of the cape and duel wields them*
*epic battle of Undead-Hitler-vs-Undead-Hellspwan-CloneHitler-in-hell happens*
Pablo: Well, that's all fine and dandy but I think we might run away while they're distracted.
MT11: Only one way out. *starts climbing a wall, or rather eating his way up like Pacman*
*after a while and few meter up*
MT11: I can't eat this dark rock, the whole wall is made of it. *sits on the rock*
Lucas*sitting in a flyinf pokemon and following MT11*: Perhaps it's a hard hell rock? *a giant yellow eye opens behind them without anyone noticing*
Pablo*was sitting on MT11 as he ate up*: Anyone else feels a cold shiver?
MT11: Is the ground moving?
Lucas: Is this a musical rendition of "Night in the Bald Mountain" playing in the background?
Pablo: Is asking so many questions really going to solve anything?
MT11: What is that giant yellow eye behind us?
....
*Mountain they were sitting on is Chernabog (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Ca_edg6RE)*
Post by: Fisherson on December 23, 2008, 03:52:40 AM
David: That's odd...The whole city is dark.
R2-R4: Tweeet, whislte, loney wistle.*
David: Yeah, somthing must be up.
Jet: Are we there yet? You promised me we would go to the Charas Pub and get some call girls!
David: Qiuet, I sense somthing over by the pub-
Jet: :)
David: But it's not call girls..
Jet: :'(
R2-R4: Tweedle beep bop bop!
David: You're right ,Rusty, we should check it out.
Jet: What?? Why can't we just go find another bar with girls?
David: ... Because there aren't that many bars on Charisia..or women for that matter and besides, as Jedi it's our job to look into suspicious activity.
Jet: But he's a robot and i'm just a bounty hunter!
David: Too bad. Hang on and buckle up! *Tilts controls downward*
Jet: You know seatbelts cuase mor- *Flies out off seat belt* Yaaaaah *Splat!* A'vid elp!
David: *Shakes head* Okay, acording to the HUD map the Charas Pub is right... :O
R2-R4: *Whistles a long whistle*
Jet: *Manages to get off the window* Ow. What are you all...Holy ****!
David: What happened to the Pub?!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 28, 2008, 05:03:28 PM
Ed: "What's all this then?"
Lucas: "We're climbing out of this Hellhole! :D"
Ed: "Awesome."
Moosetroop: "Can't you fly, Ed?"
Ed: "Chickens don't fly, they glide."
Pablo: "You can't do that either."
Lucas: "Moosetroop can't eat certain rocks, so we're stuck here until we can find some way through them."
Ed: "Sucks for you."
Moosetroop: "Wait! What if we combined our powers!?"
Pablo: "But we're one person short!"
Ed: "I've got that covered, just combine our powers!"
Pablo *pointing a ring into the center of the group*: "Trickery!"
Moosetroop *doing the same*: "Hunger!"
Ed *ditto*: "Purple!"
Lucas *not doing it right*: "Pokemon!"
Random Puerto Rican: "Heart!"
*Summons Captian Planet.*
Post by: fruckert on December 29, 2008, 05:35:00 AM
CF: Faaalcon...Puunch!
Captain Planet:*death*
Post by: Archem on December 30, 2008, 03:45:23 AM
Captain Planet: The power is yours™!
Archem: DIC!
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 10, 2009, 05:34:42 PM
Elrohir Appears out of portal....
Elrohir <heroic> : Muahaha, It is I, Elrohir, And I come resque thee from this forsaken place...
Elrohir : Look, I have this rope, made from the skin of many rabbits, and it is over 2000 miles long!
Elrohir : I actually got no idea where I got this from....
Elrohir : Ooh, it is worth 100G, so don't go sell it to that merchant over there!
Post by: WarxePB on January 11, 2009, 12:54:37 AM
Satan: Ale? What are you, a dwarf?
Warxe: No, but I know my way around alcohol. So yeah, could you get one of your infernal minions to fetch one for me?
Satan: In case you didn't notice, this is Hell. There's naught a cold beverage to be had within three hundred parsecs.
Warxe: You think so, eh? What about that frozen lake over there?
Satan: Only the greatest demons can drink of Cocytus.
Warxe: Really? Then what's stopping you from making me a greater demon?
Satan: Give me your soul, and I will.
Warxe: I'll give you a soul. Would that count?
Satan: Eh, I'm not picky.
Warxe: Score. *yells* Hey Archem!
Archem: Yo!
Warxe: I need to borrow your soul for... uh... legal purposes.
Archem: Sorry, but I already sold my soul to the Cupcake God.
Warxe: Damn it! That Cupcake God's always stealing my loot! Okay, uh... Hey Lucas!
Lucas: Sorry, I'm too busy climbing out of Hell.
MT11: Me too.
Pablo: And me.
Warxe: Damn. Hey, wait a minute...
*later*
Captain Falcon: *on a rotisserie* Captain Falcon thinks this is so not cool!
Satan: Yes! With Captain Falcon's soul, I'll finally be strong enough to challenge Chuck Norris to regain my lost power!
Warxe: Dude, Chuck Norris is old meme. So, where's my demonage?
Satan: Oh yeah, whatever. Bibidi babidi buu. *zaps Warxe*
-What's this? Warxe is evolving!
Warxe: I feel kinda weird...
-Warxe evolved into Super Warxe!
Warxe: Damn straight I'm super! I have the golden flowy hair and everything! Now, to get myself a tall, frosty glass of demonic lake...
Satan: *while eating CF* Oh, I forgot to mention that we dump all of our waste into Cocytus.
Warxe: Well, that was a waste of time. Well, at least I can do this now... *goes into a defensive stance while looking at the hole out of Hell*
Captain Planet: Yes... show me your DIC...
Warxe: FINAL FLASH! *fires a massive energy wave at Captain Planet*
Captain Planet: But I died three posts ago! *dies*
Warxe: Ha! There's no continuity around here, silly man!
MT: Hey, that copyrighted energy attack blew through some of the rock I can't eat!
Lucas: What a convenient plot device tying this otherwise self-contained post to the overarching Charas Pub plot!
Pablo: If the fourth wall were alive right now, it'd be screaming in agony. *sighs*
Post by: Archem on January 11, 2009, 02:48:27 AM
Warxe: *whispering* Hehehe! While he's busy thinking he's out-witted me, I can steal his soul for future use!
Archem: *whispering* I can hear you really well, you know. We're in a cave; everything is amplified by the echoes.
Warxe: Then why were you whispering earlier?
Archem: I'm what they call a "schizophrenic".
Post by: WarxePB on January 13, 2009, 03:11:04 AM
Archem: What? *looks over there*
Rick Astley: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
Warxe: *escapes*
Archem: Dammit, not again!
Rick: Wait a minute, I'm not dead!
MT: Oh, sorry. I ate you two minutes in the future.
Rick: What?
MT: Just wait two minutes.
***
MT: *eats Rick*
Rick: I don't understand how that works.
MT: It's a proprietary secret.
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 13, 2009, 12:15:19 PM
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 19, 2009, 09:01:23 PM
Ed: Wait a second! I CAN fly! Just not in this world. *Becomes invisible and reappears next to Warxe with a pair of black wings and JeT.
Ed *Pushes JeT back into the pit.*
Archem: What? now you can fly?
Ed: Don't be stupid. Chickens can't fly.
Archem: Rooster.
Ed: What?
Archem: You're technically a Rooster.
Ed: Lay off the drugs, man.
Warxe: So, what do you guys think?
Archem: We're not impressed.
*Lucas, MT, and the other guy finally crawl back out.*
Lucas: ...and that's why I like Pokemon so much...
Moosetroop: Someone hold me.
Other guy: (Unimportant stuff)
------------------------------------------------
Lucas: You guys don't like me?
Moosetroop: Other guy? Who are you again?
Other Guy: Ugghhh..... PABLO!
Moosetroop: Just checking...
Lucas: Ughh!! Are you two ignoring me!?
Moosetroop: Sorry, Lucas. I just wanted to know.
Lucas: Tch. Fine.
Ed: Lucy! Come fight Super Warxe with us! We need the experience!
Lucas: Okay!
Warxe: So it's three against one! Archem, Ed, and Lucy vs Super Warxe. Seems fair to me.
Lucas: Tch. We'll win for sure.
Warxe: Tell me, is there any reason you want to fight me?
PABLO: Hemmorhoids!
Moosetroop *ignoring attention whore*: Even if you were to win, what would Super Warxe drop?
PABLO: Gee, it sure is boring around here!
Lucas *ignoring*: A Super Eye! To see dead things!
Warxe: Meh. I'll just drop my coat.
Ed: Ed likes Warxe's coat!
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These lines mean nothing.
Post by: WarxePB on February 16, 2009, 12:04:31 AM
Ed: What about drops?
Warxe: I already told you, if you REALLY want it, you can have my coat.
Archem: No, like loot.
Warxe: Ohhhhhhhh. Hmm... *looks through stuff* My Big Emerald, a couple of apocalyptic spellbooks, some rings, a mushroom, two flasks of non-Euclidean water... but you have a 2%, 10%, 5%, 30% and 28.4% chance of getting those items, respectively.
Ed: Will you respawn?
Warxe: Sure, why not.
Ed: Score! Let's go!
*BATTLE! SUPER WARXE VS. ED, ARCHEM AND PABLO*
Warxe gets initiative!
-Warxe: Let's dig through my list of copyrighted attacks... Final Flash, Shoryuken, Ice Tornado, Dark Magic Attack, Luminare, Climhazzard... wait, I don't have a sword.
Warxe uses Super Luminare!
Pablo is unaffected!
Archem takes 3490 damage! It's super effective!
Ed takes 263 damage!
-Archem: You call that an attack!?
Archem uses Shadows of Hell!
Super Warxe takes 510 damage!
Pablo uses Flee!
Can't escape!
Ed uses Triple Rooster Kick!
Pablo takes 10 damage!
Super Warxe takes 621 damage!
-Pablo: Hey! Watch where you're aiming!
-Warxe: ...Triple Rooster Kick?
-Ed: Hey, you're the one writing this!
-Warxe: Hey, that's right.
Super Warxe uses Healing Factor!
Super Warxe regains 2000 HP.
Super Warxe gains the Regen status.
Archem uses Possess!
Archem possesses Pablo!
-Pablhem: Damn straight!
Pablhem uses Mega Shadows of Hell!
Super Warxe takes over 9000 billion damage! Super Warxe is defeated!
Warxe: *powers down* Okay, fine, you win. Here, have a Ring of Greater Beauty. *throws said ring at Ed*
Ed: What?
Warxe: Also, I'd be careful about using that. I welded a Ring of Improved Libido and a Ring of Terraforming to that thing.
Ed: I can see the first two thing as a way to score a quick girl, but Terraforming?
Warxe: ...golems.
Ed: Ohhhhhhhhh.
Archem: I don't get it.
Pablo: Well, when a man loves a woman very much, but the woman doesn't love the man back, the man is forced to, uh... direct his urges elsewhere.
Archem: Ohhhhhhhhh- wait, where's my share of the loot?
Warxe: Pablo has it.
Pablo: This water tastes like a tesseract. *folds into an extradimensional shape*
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 17, 2009, 09:16:30 PM
Warxe: You're broken.
Ed: Yeah, but the ring is too.
Post by: Grandy on February 17, 2009, 09:45:26 PM
Post by: Archem on February 18, 2009, 01:12:03 AM
Archem: Wait, why do I have a set of Grandy arms growing out of my back?
Post by: WarxePB on February 18, 2009, 01:33:53 AM
Archem: I feel... violated.
Pablo: You're telling me.
Ed: Hey, I got the ring to work! *suddenly looks a lot more attractive* Oh yeah
Post by: Archem on February 18, 2009, 01:56:43 AM
Pablo: What? I don't know what you mean! Who's this "Grandy" chap? I don't have to listen to these accusations! Harrumph! *storms out of the dimension*
Post by: Grandy on February 18, 2009, 05:18:22 PM
Pablo: Well, this is awkward. *Looks left(?)* Oh, hey there, me.
Grandy: Well, I do say, it's so awkward.
Pablo: So, are you a future me?
Grandy: Oh, no, I'm just the probability of being you that is not you.
Pablo: Sounds complicated.
Grandy: It's a living. Or not. See, I was never technically born.
Pablo: Awkward. Hey, is that us over there? *points to a set of stairs, Grandy and Pablo are talking there and pointing to them*
Grandy: Oh, not again, you better go back to your dimension, this one here will be ripped apart.
Pablo: Why so?
Grandy: It has to do with the fact there is four of us.
Pablo: Well, if you say so. Better get going, it was good talking to myself.
Grandy: I do hope you show up again, but in a maximum of two of yourself.
Pablo: Sure will, sure will.
*goes inside a door*
Archem: *mumbles something incomprehensible*
Warxe: What is it, boy? Jimmy fell on a well again?
Archem: *vomits*
Grandy(not Pablo anymore): Well, that was unpleasurable.
Archem: Did you HAVE to use my stomach as a wraping point back here?
Grandy: Yes. Has to do with having too many of me around.
Warxe: Oh, those darn probabilities, aways screwing when I want to create a multi-temporal rift.
Post by: Archem on February 18, 2009, 08:11:37 PM
So they did. Unfortunately, there was an interdimensional flood that dried everything out, causing them to all be homeless and still in another dimension.
Archem: Well that was pointless.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 18, 2009, 10:10:13 PM
Grandy: We could always try calling a cab.
Archem: Yes. Cabs are quite common around here.
Grandy: TAXI!
*An inconspicuous taxi cab drives up to them and lets them in.*
*All take a seat.*
Driver: Where to?
Ed: Back to the Pub.
Driver: Alright.
*Flashing lights appear on the roof of the car.*
Driver: Welcome to the Cash Cab! It's a TV Game show hosted right here in my taxi! So, you want to play?
Archem: Do we have a choice?
Grandy: Guess not. We'll play.
Driver: Great! These first questions are worth 25 points each.
Ed: What if we get three strikes?
Driver: .... nothing...
Grandy: That sucks.
Driver: So, you guys wanna play?
Archem: We already said yes.
Lucas: My only line in this script.
Driver: Great!
Post by: Grandy on February 18, 2009, 10:18:27 PM
Post by: Grandy on February 18, 2009, 10:26:42 PM
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 18, 2009, 10:33:43 PM
Driver: No. That's one strike.
Post by: Tomi on August 20, 2009, 05:56:05 AM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 20, 2009, 06:04:30 AM
Post by: Tomi on August 21, 2009, 04:16:35 PM
Everyone in the cab: *looks at each other, then eyes Mr. FakeCashCabMan*
Mr. FakeCashCabMan: ****. *jumps out of window*
Tomi: Well now that no one is driving the ca-- *crash*
Lucas: Hey look guys, we crashed into a pub!
Tomi: Seems somewhat familiar...
Razor: Sup guys. Wanna buy some beer?
Post by: Grandy on September 19, 2009, 04:45:35 PM
*a meteor falls on the pub*
*Razor climbs out of the rubble, looks at the sky and shakes his first in anger*
Razor: SEPHIROOOOOOOOOTH!
Post by: Bluhman on September 19, 2009, 05:02:48 PM
*Casts spell. Another meteor falls onto the Pub.*
Bluhman: No, dammit! I wanted it to fall on to that patch of roses over there, but it just won't hit properly!
*Razor climbs back out of the rubble, looks a Bluhman, and shakes his fist in anger*
Razor: SEPHIROOOOOOOOOOTH!
Bluhman: But...
Razor: SEPHIROOOOOOOOTH!
*Bluhman sighs, and takes off a mask to reveal that he IS sephiroth!*
Sephiroth: Fine. You got me this time... But next time, you will not be so lucky!!
*Sephiroth vanishes. Hoorah.*
Post by: Angel Walter on September 22, 2009, 07:41:46 PM
Angel: Hi guys! What did I miss?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on September 23, 2009, 05:15:37 AM
Lilsniffs kicks Angel in the face.
Post by: fruckert on September 23, 2009, 05:19:01 AM
Post by: lilsniffs3 on September 23, 2009, 04:34:55 PM
Lilsniffs kicks Fruckert in the face.
Post by: Angel Walter on September 24, 2009, 07:26:53 PM
*Rubs face then looks at razor*
Angel: Can I get a lemonade?
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on September 24, 2009, 11:06:05 PM
Angel: Uh.. lemonade?
Razor: No.
Post by: MissingName on September 24, 2009, 11:11:30 PM
Razor: What do YOU want?
MissingName: Do you have any scotch?
Post by: Angel Walter on September 25, 2009, 07:18:41 PM
Fruckert: *Kicks Angel in the head*
Angel: Agh! PLEASE STOP!
Post by: fruckert on September 26, 2009, 06:44:17 AM
Angel: ...that's a very good question.
You see...everyone hates you.
So, the Devil kicked you out of hell.
Fruckert: Oh...well that's unfortunate.
Angel: Not to me.
*Kicks Fruckert in the head*
Post by: Grandy on September 26, 2009, 03:44:43 PM
Angel: T-thanks, I'm not feeling so well.
Grandy: Propper spots are legs, crotch, neck, belly, and backside. $2 to kick once and each three kicks get you another one, entirelly free of charge! *makes a stand out of the rubbles of the pub* I'll be taking your money for this completelly legal operation that is not a fraud in any way other than it being a fraud.
Post by: Fisherson on September 27, 2009, 04:43:29 PM
Angel: Yay! I'm saved!
Fish: *Takes a step towards Grandy raising his saber high* Now. Will you surrender or- *Trap door opens*- Eh? Waaaaaahhh- *Thud* Ow......Not again dammit!
Grandy: *Looks down hole* He seems to have alot of trouble with those.
Angel: Yeah....O_O;;
Grandy: Now....back to business! Step right up, folks! Beat the crap outta Angel Walter for 24 a hit!
Angel: -__-;;
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on September 27, 2009, 05:43:34 PM
Grandy: You're standing on the hole in the floor.
Ed: *sidesteps off of it.* Sorry.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on September 27, 2009, 06:12:36 PM
Post by: Angel Walter on September 30, 2009, 08:36:35 PM
*Sidesteps next kick and falls down trap-hole*
Angel: Fish, look out!
Fish: Wha-!?
Angel & Fish: OWIE!
Post by: Bluhman on September 30, 2009, 08:58:16 PM
Angel + fisherson: **** YES
*Grenade blows up. All three of them die*
Post by: Angel Walter on September 30, 2009, 09:03:00 PM
Fish: Does this happen often?
Angel: Increasingly...
Angel & Fish: DAMMIT BLUHMAN!
Bluhman: Hey! It's not MY fault!
Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 01, 2009, 12:37:53 AM
Lilsniffs: I'm alone...
Lilsniffs shoots himself.
Post by: MissingName on October 01, 2009, 01:45:32 AM
MissingName: I require assistance please!
Razor: Ah, suck it up.
Post by: Bluhman on October 02, 2009, 06:15:13 AM
Razor: I told you, suck it up. Suck your own blood up, and freaking ingest it, so that the original amount of blood that was once in you returns to your body.
MissingName: But the digestive system doesn't work like that, you fool!
Razor: Oh. That's right. Then suck my dick.
MissingName: ...You know, this is highly uncharacteristic of you.
Razor: ...
*Razor whips off a mask to reveal it's sephiroth underneath it!!*
Sephiroth: Dammit. I almost had you, too.
*Razor climbs out once again from some random pile of rubble he had actually been living in this whole time.
Razor: SEPHIROOOOOOOOOTH!!!
Sephiroth: Woah, man. No need to ye-
Razor: You took... EVERYTHING... From me. My pub, my social interactions... YOU had STOLEN my IDENTITY and made me freaking HOMELESS. NOW. YOU. WILL. PAY!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: No.
*Sephiroth explodes into fairy's dust*
Razor:... Next time... Next... Time...
*Razor falls over in a drunken stupor, back into his rubble pile home.*
Post by: schilcote on October 05, 2009, 06:27:36 PM
He presses the RESET button on the compilotron...
Post by: Angel Walter on October 05, 2009, 08:02:05 PM
Post by: MissingName on October 05, 2009, 11:36:17 PM
MissingName: Is there any good scotch here? I'm still in a lot of pain...
Post by: schilcote on October 07, 2009, 02:49:33 AM
Schilcote types on his compilotron and presses enter, a glass appears, floating upside down in midair.
Schilcote: Well, that's a bug.
Post by: Angel Walter on October 08, 2009, 08:37:44 PM
Angel: Can I have a lemonade now?
Everyone except Angel (EEA): NO!
Angel: Mmkay... What about-
EEA: NO!
*Everyone starts kicking Angel in the face again*
Post by: schilcote on October 08, 2009, 09:17:21 PM
Schilcote types on his compilotron sv_timescale 0 and presses enter.
Schilcote then proceeds to make a human totem pole out of the pepole kicking angel in the face, and creates a glass of lemonade.
sv_timescale 66
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on October 08, 2009, 11:44:10 PM
Post by: MissingName on October 09, 2009, 02:27:33 AM
Razor: How the heck are you playing on an iPhone?!?!?
Post by: schilcote on October 09, 2009, 02:27:46 PM
Everyone raises their hands.
Schilcote spawns an upside down glass of beer above his head. It floats in midair.
Schilcote: Umm...
Schilcote types cd C:\theuniverse\physics\ and then edit gravity.c
Schilcote: Gcc theuniverse...
Beer spills all over Schilcote.
Post by: Angel Walter on October 09, 2009, 08:48:50 PM
Angel: At LAST!
*Drinks lemonade*
Angel: Hooray for reality hackers!
*Hands shilcote a towel*
Shilcote: Um... Thanks!
Post by: schilcote on October 10, 2009, 01:01:19 AM
Post by: Angel Walter on October 11, 2009, 07:30:52 PM
Schilcote: No.
Angel: What about Schillington?
Schilcote: That is longer than Schilcote.
Angel: Ummm...... What about..... Nope, I can't think of any other nicknames. Any help?
Post by: MissingName on October 12, 2009, 02:13:57 AM
*Schilcote types cd C:\Documents and Settings\User\Desktop\Kitchenware
*Schilcote types materialize.exe skillet.q
*A giant skillet hits MissingName in the head.
Schilcote: There you go.
Post by: schilcote on October 12, 2009, 12:47:59 PM
Angel: Schil or what?
Schilcote: What?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on October 12, 2009, 03:10:27 PM
MissingName: Wait a second. Who am I?
Ed: Neat.
Post by: MissingName on October 12, 2009, 03:56:00 PM
Post by: Angel Walter on October 12, 2009, 07:22:47 PM
*Schilcote smacks Angel in the face*
Angel: Oh, what shenanigans we get up to! Seriously though, I get kinda lost around here sometimes as well...
Schilcote: Acting the way you do, I wouldn't be surprised if you had amnesia from all those blows to the head.
Angel: I dunno. If I do have amnesia, I've forgotten... [/corny punchline]
Post by: schilcote on October 13, 2009, 12:43:55 AM
Suddenly, A window broke, and something flew through it.
Schilcote: IT'S WEEGEE! HIT TEH DIRT!
Schilcote ducks behind the bar.
Schilcote: Enough is enough! I'm tired of these motha****in' Weegees on this motha****in' planet!
Schilcote starts up his email program...
To: CNorris@CenterOfTheUnivese.net
Subject: Need help here!
Content:
Hey Chuck, I need some assistance dealing with a new threat in the multiverse, Weegee. I'm sure you've heard of him. Please come down and assist.
Thank you,
Schilcote, Emperor of the Stephinian Empire.
Schilcote: Hmm... Aha! Pills!
*Schilcote throws pills at Weegee*
Louis: PILLS HERE!
*Post closes with Louis flying at Weegee, who is holding pills.*
Post by: schilcote on October 13, 2009, 12:50:36 PM
Schilcote: You realise that Weegee is still here, right?
Compilotron: Low battery.
Schilcote: Does anyone have three double A batteries?
Post by: Angel Walter on October 15, 2009, 08:43:55 PM
Schil: Ah! *Grabs lemonade*
Angel: Hey! Also, couldn't you just do you whole "I haxorz teh universe" thing before your battery runs out?
Schil: Um...
Post by: schilcote on October 15, 2009, 11:59:07 PM
attrib Compilotron\batteries - undo chemreaction
Schilcote: Umm... I think that worked. Also, why isn't anybody dealing with the Weegee that is in the room here?
Weegee: *stares at missingname, turning him into a Weegee*
Schilcote: Cyprinadae.
Post by: fruckert on October 16, 2009, 12:10:21 AM
Post by: schilcote on October 16, 2009, 04:57:49 PM
Schilcote: Mine.
del Weegee
Compilotron: You do not have permission to delete this file.
Schilcote: You know, for a confrontation with one of the most deadly forces in the universe, this event is pretty laid back.
Post by: Grandy on October 16, 2009, 10:54:19 PM
Razor: *holding a massive broadsword* Now we stand! For freedom! For everyone, and the world which belong to us!
Warxe: By this hand shall be granted our victory, for we are the ones who will make it happen!
Osmose: Ours is the will to see this through, and to see this through we all shall see! Togheter!
Lucas: United!
Pablo: As one!
Weregnome: Razor! All of we believe in you! By our will, take thy sword and strike swiftly! The foul beast must be slaim!
Razor: Everyone... give me your strenght!
*Genki Dama moment, a light of aura from everyone flies into Razor, including from grandy and the others back in the other room who act surprised*
*Razor starts glowing blue, hair flying upwards, the ground cracks under him*
Razor: This is my final attack! Soul..... WAVE *cuts air, a beam of compressed energy flies through the room and through the wall, cutting it in half, debris flies all around*
Razor: It.. is over.
*the cloud of dust subdues, a small rat runs out of it*
Razor: Bugger this for a lark! We missed! Alright guys, again, this time as if we mean it!
Lucas: Man, can we rest for a little? I gave you my life force three times already, it must have cut my lifespan by a few days, and you keep missing the wave! Let Warxe do it, at least he can aim alright.
Grandy: *closes door* Excitement, indeed.
*Weegee creeps up behind him*
Grandy: And now I'm gone. *smokes ball away*
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on October 16, 2009, 11:08:26 PM
Ed: *rm WeeGee*
*WeeGee vanishes*
Ed: Problem solved. Now to complete my latest work, a Giant Mechanical Tower of Whimsy!!
Post by: schilcote on October 16, 2009, 11:19:39 PM
*tower of whimsy becomes tower of flimsy*
Schilcote:*blows on tower*
Post by: schilcote on October 17, 2009, 01:35:14 AM
Schilcote: It's not like this is a serious RP. I can use my compilotron all I want. Also, it has automatic backup and restore functions, so I can never be destroyed as long as the battery dosn't run out, and as long as I keep recharging the battery, that won't happen. Internet is not srs bsns.
Schilcote: Now, who's up for bagels?
Post by: Grandy on October 17, 2009, 02:25:03 AM
Post by: MissingName on October 17, 2009, 02:39:44 AM
MissingName: I wonder what happens if you put it in the microwave. Do we have a zapbox in this bar?
Post by: _JeT_ on October 17, 2009, 02:43:30 AM
Random Spectator: Quite.
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on October 17, 2009, 12:31:33 PM
Ed: Thanks to shilcote, we won't have our log rides until next year!
Post by: Angel Walter on October 18, 2009, 08:41:00 PM
*Angel begins helping Ed to rebuild*
Ed: Wait! First we need to sort out wages!
Angel: I thought I wasn't getting any!
Random Spectator (From earlier): Quite.
Ed: That's that sorted out then! Next item, where did all the cogs go?
Post by: fruckert on October 18, 2009, 08:49:59 PM
Fruckert: *explodes*
Post by: Angel Walter on October 29, 2009, 08:10:33 PM
Everyone: Nope.
Post by: Angel Walter on November 01, 2009, 09:43:20 PM
Lucas: You barely knew him!
Angel: Exactly!
Lucas: What!?
Angel: Never mind... Let's just go get a drink.
Post by: fruckert on November 22, 2009, 10:07:15 AM
That was mighty...random...]
Fruck 2: Hey guys.
Fruck 1: COOOOOOOOOOOO*fizzle*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on November 23, 2009, 11:46:37 AM
Post by: fruckert on November 23, 2009, 12:09:55 PM
I quite frankly have no idea why, as it was not originally programmed into it.
Angel: Don't dwarves mine instead of program?
Fruck: ...I'm special, mmk?
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 21, 2010, 01:23:20 AM
*points to large, jutting tower coming out of the Pub's roof*
Ed: "I officially mark the grand opening of the Tower of Whimsy!"
Angel: "What exactly is this thing again?"
Ed: "A tower of whimsy. A massive tower consisting of 2000 or more floors, each with it's own form of entertainment or pleasure - except Blackjack tables, they never arrived."
Angel: ".....why would you build such a thing, if the only floor needed is the one with hookers?"
Ed: "Because I'm still some experience short of my crafting skill."
Angel: "What?"
Ed: 'I started with 1928405 experience, and I needed 1928405 experience to level."
Angel: "How much did building this tower earn you?"
Ed: 'About 20000."
Post by: Tomi on January 21, 2010, 07:04:57 AM
Bluhman: Wait, what?
Tomi: The thread; I'm glad that it was kept active and wasn't lost a few pages back.
Bluhman: The what? What's a thread? I thought this was real life.
Tomi: You obviously took the red pill.
Post by: Angel Walter on January 24, 2010, 10:37:30 PM
*everyone stares*
Angel: Umm... I'm gonna stop talking now...
Post by: MissingName on January 25, 2010, 12:29:24 PM
Post by: Bluhman on January 25, 2010, 09:50:01 PM
Post by: Grandy on December 15, 2010, 04:31:37 AM
And sulking in the streets was the one known as "the rival"
Every Charasian knew only one member could frown in christmas night:
It was Alex's Evil Twin Brother, Charas' only blight
"Christmas", he thought, "what a stupid day"
"With all this crap about 'giving away'"
"Obvious lies, all corny and sappy"
"So why do these fools pretend to be happy?!"
It was like this every year
He hated it all, be it santa, tree or deer,
He hated the lights, the gifts, the colours and all,
Every single toy soldier, toy car, doll or ball
The reason for this, everyone knew;
Old Charasians, and even those new,
For every year, because of his dark soul,
All the presents he received were lumps of coal
And so he glared at anyone singing a merry song,
And yelled "You're singing out of tune, also you've got a small dong!"
For every child, eyes gleaming as at the mall,
He kicked a puppy, and made sure they saw
And so years went by, little by little,
Christmas eveytime, and him in the middle
Until this year, after walking down a street,
Through a window he saw those who he hated to meet
Alex and Sai'Kar, Razor and Warxe
Mods and admins, all those hacks,
Bluhman and Archem, Fruckert and Purple too
All those members who smelled like poo
Mid and Lucas, Gemini and Valiere
All in a party, and he wasn't there
Moose and Osmose, Hobo and Grandy
All enjoying a sip of brandy
His fist clenched at what he had seen
They threw a party, and no one invited him?!
And by the tree he saw the gifts, all betifully wrapped
And thinking about the coal, finnaly his mind snapped
In the dark corner of his dark mind
A dark thought rose up, one far from kind
And he exclaimed, alone the street:
"If I can't enjoy christmas, no one shall do it!"
And that night, after everyone was asleep,
Alex's Twin Brother start his plan to make kids weep
Armed with planks, nails and a saw
He boarded all chimneys, no matter how small
But he was no fool; no gift from Santa would make people suspicious,
And his plan was more, much more vicious,
Before boarding up the chimney's hole
He went inside the houses, and left a piece of coal
After the job was done, it was time to return home,
And thought his hatred was quenched, he still felt alone
In his dark room he cursed the names
Of those who never remembered him during their christmas games
And as he mused over their faces upon finding the coal shard
He glanced at something under the door; a card
Could it be? Surely not!
But noly a christmas card would have such a silly knot.
He doubtfully opened it, hands shaking
And was greeted by his brother's handwriting
"Evil or not, you're still my sibling"
"Let's put aside our differences for this evening"
"There shall be a party down in my place"
"Don't be shy and show your face"
What was this feeling down in his chest?
Happiness? Surely you jest!
But no matter how much he tried to deny,
Tears of joy came down from his eye
"Christmas! Such a wonderful day"
"I wouldn't even care about giving gifts away!"
Then his mind raced back to what'd he done
"The chimneys!" he yelled while running from home
Now not sneaking, but as loud as he could be,
He raced against time, not caring if seen,
Alex’s brother wrenched open all houses,
In the process waking up even the deafest of mouses
But he didn’t manage it, his own work in the way,
And from the rooftops he could see Santa flying away
And for the first time since long gone,
Alex’s Twin felt bad for something he’d done
“Why are you crying brother?” Asked Alex from the street below
“It’s Christmas night, let those feelings go”
“I ruined Christmas, that is the reason”
“I ruined yours, no, everyone’s season!”
“Don’t be daft brother, Santa is no fool”
“You can’t block him away with some material tool”
And from the other side of the street, a child let out a cry of joy,
For they had indeed received their wished-for toy
And from down below, Alex waved at his brother
“You missed yesterday’s party, and that was a bother”
“So come, since you woke everyone up”
“Let’s reunite everyone and share a cup”
For the second time, happiness struck
Even thought he still felt slimy as muck
But the best part was arriving home,
And noticing a tree he didn’t remember done
Below it a gift, not coal, but a toy fire truck
And a letter from Santa “This time you deserve it, but don’t push your luck”
Post by: Bluhman on April 12, 2011, 01:57:21 AM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Minersoulsml.png) : *stares*
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Monster.png) : What? What's so funny?
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Minersoulsml.png) : . . . You say 'dead' like that's a bad thing.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Monster.png) : Well... Yeah? It's a bad thing? Look at this! Nothing's going on except lame christmas carols and terrible puns about tape from last year!
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Minersoulsml.png) : I'll have you know that I am dead. And I'm perfectly fine with it. It's not like I had a choice, mind you.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Monster.png) : Doesn't matter. You're still creepy.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Kyoob.png) : Hey, guys! What's going on in this pub?
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Monster.png) : The usual, cube boy. Eviction, brawling, and arguing with ghosts.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Minersoulsml.png) : How would you like being dead, too, you red cretin?
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Monster.png) : How about NO? Seriously. How would I get any girls when I'm dead?
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Minersoulsml.png) : Excuse me?
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Monster.png) : Nobody want to **** a corpse!
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Kyoob.png) : . . .Ookay, then.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Minersoulsml.png) : Just to let you know, I have plenty of good sex.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Monster.png) : With corpses?
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Minersoulsml.png) : **** you.
Post by: MissingName on April 12, 2011, 03:15:40 AM
Post by: WarxePB on April 14, 2011, 06:04:21 AM
Post by: Bluhman on April 14, 2011, 08:31:30 PM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/MNPort.png): What happened?
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Kyoob.png): I'm asking the same thing; I come in here and these two hooligans are fooling around.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Monster.png): Hooligan nothing! We're... Uh... Pub inspectors! Yes!
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Minersoulsml.png): You're not fooling anyone.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Monster.png): You're not fooling anyone that you're alive.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Minersoulsml.png): A: I'm not attempting to fool anyone. B: **** you again.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Monster.png): *Is hit by a drill* GAAAAAUGH!!!
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Kyoob.png): That drill can mean only one thing!
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/MNPort.png): What? What could it be?
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/BMTINY.png): *Comes in through door* What's all this then?
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Monster.png): *Flies into Bluhman*
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Monster.png)(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/BMTINY.png): Ouch.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/PBJ.png): M-m-m-monster kill!
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Kyoob.png): Warxe? Well, I wasn't expecting that...
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/MNPort.png): What's a warxe?
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Kyoob.png): It's that blue-haired person thing. Also, that red guy looks totaled.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Monster.png): *Soul leaves body*
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Minersoulsml.png): So, son, welcome to the afterlife.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/Mghost.png): ...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/BMTINY.png): Now what's the big idea, just tossing your drills around like you just don't care?
Post by: Grandy on April 14, 2011, 10:37:08 PM
*a little spider is shown removing cobwebs from it's web with a tiny broom*
Grandy: And so I say it is good to see this place up and- holy **** is that a ghost?
Post by: WarxePB on April 14, 2011, 11:50:10 PM
Grandy: Damn it, Warxe! There goes our special effects budget for the next three weeks!
Warxe: Eh, it was worth it.
Post by: Grandy on April 15, 2011, 12:18:16 AM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 18, 2012, 05:35:58 PM
...
Oh! The place is empty.
...
*strips naked*
Alooooone in the puuuub!!! *starts drinking straight from the tap*
Post by: Meiscool on February 18, 2012, 06:41:40 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 18, 2012, 08:00:20 PM
I admit, I just like seeing it on the main page. There's something homely and traditional about it...
Post by: drenrin2120 on February 18, 2012, 08:29:15 PM
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 19, 2012, 12:56:56 AM
*An arrow hits the door next to Ultros' head*I KNEW we shouldn't have installed that knee-door!
Robin Hood: Hows that a point for you?
Post by: Grandy on February 25, 2012, 05:42:26 AM
And then... once they all have been peeled and eaten, there shall be so many banana peels on the floor, NO ONE shall be able to walk!
Huh... huhehe.... AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!
*DRAMATIC LIGHTNING*
Razor: No! That would never work! Nobody here eats bananas!
Grandy: *stops laughing* That's because they drink alcohool and are too drunk. Nobody sober would ever pass on any health food, especially not one rich in both vitamin B6, vitamin C...
Razor: Oh please, as if those vitamins would make anyone change their minds!
Grandy: And POTASSIUM!
Razor: *gasp*! You magnificent bastard! Nobody would ever pass on such an easy way to avoid hypertension!
-This post brought to you by Charas' official health and medicine commitee. Remember kids; an apple a day keeps the doctors away!-
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 25, 2012, 05:13:17 PM
*Jumps at grandy with a scimitar*
Post by: Archem on February 25, 2012, 06:09:17 PM
MT11: You're doing this all wrong! And you're a ghost, so the hypocracy makes what you're doing even more wrong!
Not that I care. Off I go.
Lucas: Bye, Archem! Love your new shirt!
Hawaiian. Some say it's the epitome of tacky attire. I say it's a god damn shirt and who the hell cares.
Post by: Grandy on February 25, 2012, 10:04:02 PM
MT11: *Wears epic billowing cape* You'll never get away with this! The Musa genera shall NEVER be sold herreeeeeee!
*Jumps at grandy with a scimitar*
*throws banana peel at jump landing spot*
Post by: fruckert on February 25, 2012, 10:14:22 PM
Post by: Archem on February 25, 2012, 11:25:04 PM
Oh, how this mushy peel did squish beneath the vulgar man's foot, and how it had caused him to meet a most uneven footing. His fall was great, and his shame surely massive, and his sharpened sword met nothing meaty. The embarrassing moment lasted for what felt an eternity, and some level of laughter did erupt from the masses. Both parties quickly vanished, though for quite different reasons. One, a puff of smoke, suggesting sinister and somewhat joking flight, and the other, low dashing into a darkened corner, hoping to hide his face and his shame. The event had happened, and with many suddenly so aware and alert, there was no misunderstanding the cause and effect. Upon sharing a giggle with the fellows around me, I walked through the portal (more commonly, the door) and found a nice tree with a thick, healthy glow to contrast its very dark shade just below. I rested my head upon its trunk and closed my eyes, falling into a deep slumber upon this kind lumber.
Lucas: Bye, Archem! Love your new shirt!
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 26, 2012, 01:39:37 AM
Rape shirt: Let the fun begin.
Post by: MissingName on February 26, 2012, 03:59:18 AM
Missing Name: 50 bucks Archem manages to end up raping the tree in the end.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 26, 2012, 04:12:21 AM
Post by: Grandy on March 24, 2012, 02:31:25 AM
Though I'm not sure who won the bet.