Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

*Generic 'travelling to america' music plays. A massive map appears on screen with a red line travelling across it towards Hollywood. On the way it stops by Taco bell*

Archem: Mmm.
Tomi: *farts*

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Ed: Wait! We left Razor in the bathroom!

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Lucas: Hmmm? I am lost.

*slaps Lucas.*

We're on our way to Hollywood to deliver our movie! Now shut up and hold this cartoon bomb I found!
*lights fuse*

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*Ed un-lights it with his fingers, they're burned, but the bomb doesn't go off.*

Ed: Don't be such a wimp.

[Archem]

Archem: Halp! I don't know what "generic traveling to America music" is!

[Ben]

Gemini: *enters sometime during the heartfelt song lucas is belting out and stands with arms crossed, waiting for the special moment to be over and done with*
Gemini: THERE WILL BE NO MUSICAL NUMBERS IN THE CHARAS PUB.
            *pulls the cord on a gas powered chainsaw that had been concealed the whole time and proceeds
              to dismember lucas in the most horrific of ways imaginable.*
Everyone: *staring in disbelief*
Gemini: I come to the pub once every 6 god damned months, and you guys are telling me this is what you do in here? FREAKIN MONTAGES?!?
           

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Ed:Montages of Wonder, and Joy, and Joyness.

*Gemini saws off Ed's left arm.*

Gemini:Let that be a warning for you.
Ed:That's my squeezing arm.

[Ben]

Gemini: yeah well....uh....I guess its MINE now, aint it?!

[Ben]

Gemini: I guess I should give lonewolf his chainsaw back now. Uh.... Sorry about the whole dismemberment thing guys.

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: Alright guys. We're done at this stupid fastfood place. Let's get going!
Archem: Wait, we're not quite done
MT11: Yeah, why now? And why are you leading us around?
Bluhman: 'Cause I know exactly where hollywood is.

*So they drive on after eating 350 pounds of taco. They arrive in Warner Brothers' studio.*

Ed: Here we are. Though, why are we in Warner Bros?
Bluhman: Only place we could find a place to get our movie edited... There was a biiiig discount.
Archem: Huh... Wonder why?
*Animaniacs run through the street, being chased by Solid Snake*
Bluhman: ...I don't even want to know...

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*Ed stares at the security guard blocking our path.*

Ed: Is that a chicken?

[lilsniffs3]

*Solid Snake tiptoes behind guard. Cracks neck.*
*Snake points pistol at Bluhman.
*Bluhman takes rocket launcher out.
"KABOOM"
*Batman comes riding on motorcycle to their position.
Batman: You, where is Heath Ledger?
Ed: Why would I know?
Batman: Cause you are a descendant of him!
*Points to pumpkin head*
Ed: He's dead.
Batman: Heath, Heath, HEEEEAAAATTTTTHHHHHHH!
*Robin jumps in.
Robin: Don't worry Batty old buddy old pal! I got 'em all under control okay?
*Takes pistol and shoots at Ed.
*Reflects.
*Hit's Robin straight in the eye.
Batman: Oh....my.....ZOMGROFLCOPTERLOLZ! You got that on camera?
*Points to camera dude.
Camera Guy: Hell yeah!

Security guy comes, apparantly now he is a real chicken.

Archem: How do we get in?
*Ed points to Mystery Machine prop.
All: HELL YEAS!

[coasterkrazy]

CK: Hmm, in all the chaos and confusion going on in this crazy studio, I think I shall take the original copy of the movie and pass it off as my own! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVIL LAUGH HAHAHAHA.
Bluhman, Archem: What?
CK: Oh, um... I was just saying I'm so glad I can be here with you guys to see how this movie thing goes.
Bluhman, Archem: Oh.
CK: Little do they know that I have REPLACED THEIR COPY OF THE MOVIE WITH A FAKE ONE MWAHAHAHAHA.
Bluhman, Archem: What?
CK: Oh, um... I was just thinking out loud about if we should make a copy of the movie in case the original gets lost.
Bluhman, Archem: Oh.
CK: *When no one's looking, slips past security guard, film in hand*
Bluhman: Hey, wait a second...

[Bluhman]

Bluhman:... That security guard there is a chicken! He's a GIANT CHICKEN I tell ya!
Archem: Ehh... No. I don't see the semblance.
X Marks the Ed: Maybe, but he's the wrong size to be a normal chicken...
Lucas: I dunno... What do you think Snake?
Solid Snake: Shut up. *Talks on codec* Otacon, I'm being pestered by some weird little kids over here. I'm going to have to delay that sneak peak of the next mov-HEY!
Wakko *Into Codec*: Hello? This the pizza shop?
Otacon: Huh? This isn't snake! Who are you!?
Animaniacs: We're the warner brothers!
Dot: And the warner sister.
Otacon: ..HEY! Aren't you those cartoon characters? I'm a big fan of y-
Snake: *Snatches back codec* Listen. I'm a FOXHOUND Agent on a mission, and I can't be interrupted by the likes of you kids!
Yakko: Well, I personally like hounds myself, but it seems that you can't make up your mind.
Snake: Grrrggghh... I-
Bluhman: Shut up you two. We've got a movie to edit.

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*Ed opens his mouth wide, CK runs out with a maniacal look*
CK: What the? I just through a door and I'm back outside?
Ed: I missed you.
*Hugs CK. He tries to get him off and gives up, continuing his quest, dragging Ed around with him.*