Charas Pub

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Wait a minute, you said that!
 GO1: ...said what?
 Grandy: The "Yes", you said that!
 GO1: ...no, it was the dead man.
 Grandy: Are you out of his mind, he's dead! He can't speak!
 Bluhman: I'm not dead.
 GO1: See! He did again!
 Grandy: No, he didn't! I can see your lips moving!
 GO1: You can not!
 Bluhman: Yeah, you cannot!
 Grandy: See?! There, it happened again!
 GO1: What happened?
 Grandy: Your lips! You'e pulling a ventryloquist one here!
 GO1: A what? no! no! I, er- .... am exercising my mouth.
 Grandy: You're what?
 GO1: I'm moving my lips to exercise my mouth.
 Grandy: What for?
 GO1: Uh?
 Grandy: What are you exercising your mouth for?
 GO1: F-For... uh... for the mouth olympics in China!
 Grandy: And you do it at the same time as Bluhman speaks?
 GO1: What a coincidence eh?
 Bluhman: It really is.
 Grandy: There! Look there!
 GO1: What now?!
 Grandy: Bluhman's lips doesn't move when he talks but yours does!
 GO1: Oh... that's...er... that's...
 Grandy: You know what that means?!
 GO1: I- I-, uh...
 Grandy: It means he won't be prepared when the Mouth Olympics begin! Hey guys, now that the champion is out, we have a chance! Back to training!
 *everyone in the Pub starts moving their mouths*

[Meiscool-2]

Random Whore: Is this right daddy?
Archem: Oh yeah, you're going to win the Mouth Olympics for sure.

[HobomasterXXX]

Grandy: DWMM, the pile of dead corpses in your dark corner is starting to rot.
DWMM: Ah, sorry. I'll move it.
--A few hours later--
Grandy: Why is the pile of dead corpses still there?
DWMM: I moved it to another corner. It was there before. *points at bloody patch*
Grandy: *sigh*

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: My mouth hurts...  can we please stop?

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: God, with the Pub in this state of inactivity this would be a really inconvenient time for an impromptu story arc.
*Pub is invaded by gypsies*

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: Look!  They're stealing all our stuff!

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: You know what, I can't be arsed. As mediocre story arcs go this is pretty terrible. *Saunters off*

[Archem]

Archem: We had a story arc?

[Archem]

Archem: Oh, right. What has been going on here?
Lucas: The story. Pay attention!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *dressed up as a gypsie* Ooo Ayy ahhh oeaheee!!! Wait is it over already?
Archem: ..what was that?

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: *Dressed as Death* Oh... I'm too late... its already dead!
Mt11: Let's have some gypsy fun! *dances around like a gypsy*

[Uberpwn_w00t]

Uberpwn: *Walks in on Moosetroop dancing, and AFL (dressed as death) watching*

Uberpwn: Oh, jesus, sorry. *sheilds eyes and turns around* Didn't mean to interrupt anything. I'll just - leave... Now.

[Archem]

Archem: Oh dudes, what was going on? I've been spaced out for over a month...

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Stops dancing* Shizzle. I'm tired. What happened to the last few months?

Man with sunglasses: Well it's nothing to do with any government conspiracy that I know about. No sir.

AFL: Oh, well, that's okay thenWAIT A MINUTE! I'm not falling for that one again! It was a governmment conspracy!

Mid: Just like AIDs!

Man with sunglasses: ... *Escape*

*Victory music plays* Recieved 0 EXP! Found 0 G!

MT11: Son of a bitch.

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Did anyone ever win the Mouth Olympics?