Conquer the world!

[Dominant]

-God
-A bunch of Cristian Conservatives, like me, to create annoying distractions
-Some midget merc to destroy all records of the Geneva Convention (so we can do whatever we want)
-A huge band of muscular men to do my bidding
-Courtesy of George Carlin: F.A.R.T. (The Flatulent Airborne Reaction Team)

[Sqoad]

1# "Book of how you conquer the World easily" Written by: Sqoad and Published by Squire Inc. (My company ^^)
2# A letter saying: Please my dear enemies. Gather in this spot [Some random spot...], This is NOT a trap to kill you and conquer the world.
3# A dousins of nature caring nuclear missiles to fire at that spot.
4# An army to wipe out the rest of the surviving army.
5#Someone to be the ruler of the world (I am glad to volenteer(sp?))

A very simple way XD