The Charas Hotel

[Fortet]

Fortet: So, question EVOTH, how did you become the hotel?
EVOTH: WELL, IT STARTED WHEN MY MOMMY HOTEL AND MY DADDY VOICE GOT IN A BED *SOMEHOW* AND STARTED TO-
Fortet: No!!! Not that!!! I mean, how did you become the hotel.
EVOTH: I WAS BORN THIS WAY.
Fortet: Ah... I see.
EVOTH: YEP.
Grandy: Uhh.... *french words*
Fortet: WHY IS EVERYONE SPEAKING FRENCH?!?!
Larry: I dunno'...
Grandy: I just like to.
Le Crazy: *french words that translate to* I'M FORCED TO THANKS TO THAT RETARDED VOICE THING!!!
EVOTH: HAHAHAHAHA...

[Scarface Larry]

Fortet: EVOTH, don't you find it mean to make him speak french?
EVOTH: WELL A BIT, BUT THE ALTERNATIVE WAS CHINGLAFULAGAGAGAIAN.
Fortet: What?
EVOTH: SORRY, HAD A LOOGIE. THE ALTERNATIVE WAS GEORGEWBUSHINESE.
Le Crazy: *translated* Holy good lord of ************** **** and ***** ***** 8*** mouse ******* baseball *********** bin soup ********** turtle ****
Fortet: Our translator sux.
troy: I doth do agree with ye.
fortet:  
troy: forsooth! I do soundeth ****ed up like!
Fortet: Forsooth?
Troy: Dost ye shut the hell up?
EVOTH: I DIDN'T DO IT.
Larry: EVOTH! Troy and I were looking for beerfee! And....and! Troy drank one of Fortet's unholy......WINES!!!
EVOTH: *LITTLE GIRL SCREAM* OH MY GODOHMYGODOHMY OH...YEAH...I'M A GOD.
Fortet: Shut up EVOTH. What's so bad about my wine?
Larry: 0.o it's just...WINE just only WINE!
Drace: Wow. We got pretty far with randomness.
EMOTH: IN-***************ING-CREDIBLE.
EVERYBODY: SHUT UP YOU EMO FREAK.
Troy: Forsooth yonder big mouthed emo-****er should dost shut up.
EMOTH: WHAT?
Troy: Never ye mindeth