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Offline Darkfox

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« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2005, 08:34:04 PM »
What was that to? Razor's thing, my thing, or both? lol
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« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2005, 09:26:56 PM »
Annnnnyway, to add to this, I got a couple replies from my Blind Carbon Copy friends.

Mr Matt:

From:
George W Bush
The Presidents Office
The White House
Washington D.C
America
Earth

To:
Jesus c/- God
Heaven
Upper Stratosphere


Dear Jesus;

Yes; but not on his home planet.

Sincerely yours;
Mr George W. Bush

And El Presidente, yes, you remember, that guy!
Some guy in back row: Woo! That guy rocks!
Razor: Shut up, El Prez!
El Prez: Well why don't you just make me?

Anyway, his reply:

Dear Jesus,
Superman could not literally 'out run' The Flash, such a thought is primitive.

However, evidence from one of Superman's movies shows that he can circle the entire Earth multiple times so quickly that it sets time in reverse.
Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that Superman is actually faster than The Flash, but he couldn't 'out run' him.

The White House will be issuing a $1,000,000,000 grant to the research of this topic, rather than sending the money to Iraq for troop morale.

Thank you for your question of minor importance,
Mr Bush Jr.



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« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2005, 11:14:24 PM »
Perfect spelling- dead giveaway to being fake.
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« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2005, 11:20:05 PM »
 
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Perfect spelling- dead giveaway to being fake.


Boy, they need the Bush dictionary.
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