The Corrupted Wish Game

[Fortet]

Wish granted. Now he's a Treky!

I wish my wish would not be corrupted. >

[Kinslayer]

Granted. Your friend is a Star trek now.


I wish I had an angel (Nightwish :p)

[Razor]

Fortet: Your wish has been granted. BUT THEN, IT WASN'T BECAUSE YOUR HEAD A SPLODE.

Kinslayer: Your wish has been granted. You get an angel of death called nightwish, and he rakes his sickle across you a few times before taking your soul to the pit of hell.

I wish the person who corrupts this wish turns into a dog.

 

I don't want any zombie dogs

 

I don't want to turn into a dog myself

 

And I don't want that stupid Crazy Frog either.

[CoolZidane]

Wish granted. I turn into a dog, attack you, kill you, and then change back into a human.

I wish that the universe was perfect and did not result in anything bad.

[Fortet]

Wish granted. But now there are no dirty things left. It all went to you and you died.

I wish I had more wishes!

[oooog]

Wish granted, but you have too many wishes, therefore, do not pass go, do not collect 500 dollars.

I wish that my fridge became full of snack packs.

[Fortet]

Wish granted, but they are all past experation date.

I wish I had a puppy.
W/O rabies.
That won't attack me.
That is house trained.
That won't die for 40 years.
That doesn't attack cats.
Or chase cars.
Or gets sent to the pund.
Or runs away.
Or is gay.
Or humps everything in sight.

try corrupting that!

[CoolZidane]

Wish granted. You get so excited about having a puppy that you have a heart attack and die.

I wish I could never get sick.

[oooog]

Wish granted, you just got shot.

I wish that when I wish about me wishing about me wishing for me to be able to wish about having a wish about me wishing that I wish the number 40 billion trillion quadrillion billion million was a real number, and I had a form of currency that only I can spend, and if anyone else tries to spend it, or forces me to spend it, they get struck by lightning.

[Razor]

Wish Granted. Only you can spend it. And noone takes it. They want normal currency!

I wish everyone who killed me died.

[CoolZidane]

Wish granted. Your best friend kills you, and they die.

I wish I me, my family, and my friends all had immortality.

[Darkfox]

Wish granted, welcome to eternal Limbo!

I wish I had a corrupt evil mutant mustard monster that will chase after me every day.

[CoolZidane]

Wish granted. He catches you on the first night and kills you.

I wish that I made the perfect game and everyone bought it and played it.

[Dragonium]

Wish granted. They all buy it and play it, but the game is faulty and they sue your butt off. Literally.

I wish I had a chandelier.

 - I don't want to stand under it.

 - I don't want to pay for it, or be sued because I didn't pay for it.

 - I don't want it to emit poison gas.

 - I don't want to be blinded by light reflecting off it.

 - I don't want it to land on me, due to the tilt off the earth.

 - I don't want the Crazy Frog to be hidden in it and be impossible to shut up.

 - I don't want any other dumb suprises.

[Fortet]

Wish granted. You read the electric bill for it and it costs the same price as it did to reconstruct the Twin Towers.

I wish I wish I was a fish!