The Corrupted Wish Game

[Razor]

You're a fish without gills, you drown.

I wish I had a car.

I don't want it to explode
I don't want it to have a car bomb
I don't want the seats to eat people
I don't want the seatbelts to decapitate
I don't want to have car accidents
I don't want to have it on another planet, or in space other than on Earth in whatever country this game is and has always been based
I don't want the breaks to cut out at any point
I don't want to die in a horrible car accident
I don't want the price of petrol to be steeper than normal
I don't want to run out of petrol while driving on a speedway or something and
I don't want to be locked inside with no way out next to the Crazy Frog.

[CoolZidane]

Wish granted. Someone steals the car, and you never see it again.

I wish for that I made the perfect game. But...

-Everyone buys it
-It isn't faulty
-The people love it
-The game won't do anything in anyway to hurt or kill me and my friends and family
-There are enough copies for each person on Earth to have 50
-There is nothing involving the Crazy Frog

[Neonlare]

Wish granted, but the game's main character is Sweety the Chick!


I wish for people to post more on my topics    

[Razor]

Only n00bs comment on your topics now. thousands. but they don't actually want to talk about your topic, they just use    and speak in 1337. When you try to steer the topic back on track, they say "STFU N00B      >:  " and swear alot.

I wish Batman Begins was a french movie. Why? WhyTF not?

[darkrune]

Wish granted but they took it to the extreme and many french people dressed up in bat man costumes and caused world war 3.

I wish that my game would be done and completly free of any bad things and could not be screwed up.

[CoolZidane]

Wish granted. No one buys it.

I wish that the everyone on the forums were intelligent users.

[Big_Duke]

Granted,now people will be reading a book instead of typing on these forums.

I wish I had a Mansion that. . .
-Isn't haunted
-Is the best mansion in the universe
-Is already paid for
-Is owned by me
-Me and my family won't die or have a horrible desease
-Is not broken into
-is not corrupt
-Is furnish very nicely
-Is not a deathtrap
-Is not a too large or too small
-I will live happily
-Complete with Butlers and Maids
-Is not destoryed
-Is a corrupt proof place
-Has a Impassable security system
-Has no downsides
-Won't make me bankrupt
(Corrupt this wish,try it)

[CoolZidane]

Wish granted. Now there are many jealous men with machine guns waiting outside.

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish.

[Big_Duke]

Granted,you now have an uncorrupt wish,but we don't know what that wish was so we gave you a 7" Teletubbie


I wish I had a Car that. . .
-Cannot be corrupted
-Cannot be destroyed
-cannot be stolen
-Has every gadget in the universe and time itself
-cannot cause me and my family to die
-is Owened by me
-Has a mind of it's own
-Also loves me dearly
-Would not drive away
-Is polite
-Hates robbers
-Cannot be moved until it moves or I move it
-Cannot dissapear
-Cannot cause men to be jealous
-Isn't taken by the FBI,CIA,or any other Agent place
-

[Big_Duke]

Granted,you now have an uncorrupt wish,but we don't know what that wish was so we gave you a 7" Teletubbie


I wish I had a Car that. . .
-Cannot be corrupted
-Cannot be destroyed
-cannot be stolen
-Has every gadget in the universe and time itself
-cannot cause me and my family to die
-is Owened by me
-Has a mind of it's own
-Also loves me dearly
-Would not drive away
-Is polite
-Hates robbers
-Cannot be moved until it moves or I move it
-Cannot dissapear
-Cannot cause men to be jealous
-Isn't taken by the FBI,CIA,or any other Agent place
-

[Dragonium]

Granted. They day you buy your car, the Daleks invade. The car did not cause your death, the Daleks did. Ha.

I wish I had a speck of dust.

[Drace]

Granted, but it's just dust

I wish they woulnd't post anymore 'This may not happen and this may not happen and it can't be corrupted this way to' wishes.

[Neonlare]

Wish granted, but everyone still goes on about wishing and crap...

I wish I was a Black Mage...

[Moosetroop11]

Wish granted. you are now related to Osmose

I wish I owned a tub of moose chow

[shinotebasiiackh]

Granted. You now have a one ton tub of moose chow on top of your puverized corpse.