The Corrupted Wish Game

[CoolZidane]

Wish granted. Instead, you suffer the most painful torture for all eternity.

I wish I was a moderator of Charas.

[Razor]

Wish granted. You become mod of a new section called n00b r3qu3575, where only the most n00bish n00bs on the planet post. and you have no mod priviledges.

I wish Batman was a scientist.

[dragoninja]

Wish granted, Batman is now a scientist that works with acid and he accedently triped and spiled 30 galons of Acid on himself, so now he's dead... sorta

I wish that I had a Nuke... that doesn't end up Killing me In any way...

[Moosetroop11]

The nuke doesn't kill you, but it kills your family and friends.

I wish I owned a female lap dancer, who is beautiful and doesn't want to kill me

[CoolZidane]

Wish granted. She doesn't want to kill you, but she has to because she works for the mob.

I wish I composed music as good as John Williams. (The Star Wars guy)

[Drace]

Wish granted, now all the nerds bother you all day for an autograph of the guy who can act like The Star Wars guy. And you have a Darth Vader custom on all day.

I wish I catched Osama Bin Laden and got the medal of honor, lots of cash and declared international hero.

[Snake Eater]

Wish granted, but he kills you before you can turn him in

I wish    this guy was a cow shooting a gun.

[Dragonium]

Wish granted. is now a cow shooting a gun, but just off screen is , which represents you.

I wish to wash, to wash a wish.

[Razor]

Oh dear. When you said wash, you became target of a freak flood that lasts a million years. And it only effects you. I hope you can swim!

I wish to witness someone implode, someone who is not me in a mirror or reflection or future telling video screen, someone who is not my friends or family, and that absolutely nothing bad happens to the world/me/my friends or family, and that the only bad thing, and there's only one, happens to the guy who implodes, who isn't me or my family. or friends.

[CoolZidane]

Originally posted by Razor
Oh dear. When you said wash, you became target of a freak flood that lasts a million years. And it only effects you. I hope you can swim!

I wish to witness someone implode, someone who is not me in a mirror or reflection or future telling video screen, someone who is not my friends or family, and that absolutely nothing bad happens to the world/me/my friends or family, and that the only bad thing, and there's only one, happens to the guy who implodes, who isn't me or my family. or friends.

Wish granted. It is a dear friend of yours with whom you got into a spat with, ending the friendship for the brief moment in which you watch them implode.

I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises.

[drenrin2120]

Wish granted, the guy implodes in front of you. But it is so terrifying, you need therapy for x amount of years.

I wish I had a fridge full of Frank's Red Hot and a life time supply of hotwings and smirnoff of all kinds!

[Razor]

I like Dendrin's more

Ok, Cool Zidane:

Wish Granted. You get your turkey sandwich, and you find: "Not bad.  Nice, hot mustard.  Good bread.  The turkey's a little dry. ...The turkey's a little dry!"

Dendrin:

The fridge is welded shut. and also, surrounded by molten magma.



I wish Mr T would star in his own TV show. (Not that I really care)

[Dragonium]

Wish granted. Mr. T stars in a show called "Beat Razor With a Stick". Bad luck there.

I wish I could talk with a convincing Australian accent.

 - I don't want to be chased by/chase a crocodile.

 - I don't wanna be hunted by Australians.

 - I don't want to be sued by Steve Irwin's fan club for negligence.

 - I don't want to be banished to the Australian Outback.

 - I don't want to implode/die/explode/be poisoned/be eaten/be forced to listen to the Crazy Frog/be shot/fall off a cliff/fall down a manhole/lose 120 IQ points for no reason.

 - I don't want any other retarded problems.

[CoolZidane]

Wish granted, but when you fly to Australia, the plane crashes. You survive but are trapped out at sea.

I wish that everything was perfect and that nothing bad could ever happen.

[WarxePB]

Wish granted, now life is perfect on a different planet.


I wish that my friend was not a Star Wars fanatic.