Write part of an epic story! (That u make up, no existing storys please!)

[ZeroKirbyX]

(I think I messed it up for a moment...)
Next to the man who was soiled with his own feces, was a lone orange skittle. No one noticed as it began to move, small arms and legs growing from its candy covered shell. Standing up in its first moment of consciousness, it pulled from its own body an sword, and ran towards the fight.

[LynX]

Suddenly, the skittle jumped into the soiled man's open mouth and suffocated him.

[Bluhman]

Nearby, an unwitting lynx was burning.

Hitoshima stood above the man, took his wallet and ran. He had to get out of hell somehow, but how would he do it? He figured he'd do it by impressing the devil. So he set off to his castle and confronted the very devil himself. He said in his booming voice: "What do you want, puny sinner!?"

[Spike21]

"coockie" he said loudly then a ninja jumped dow from the roof and choped his head of and ran away
in his guilt he hat ten cookies