Conquer the world!

[Drace]

We're going to conquer to world! But in order to do this we need henchmen, assasins, tools, weapons etc. etc. etc.

Post here 5 things we could use to conquer the world!

- Chinese Sumo Midgets with Mohawks.
- Steven Spielberg to direct the war, after all he did direct War of the Worlds in 12 weeks.
- Kamikaze watermelons.
- Higly trained sniper worms.
and my favourite:
- Playboy bunnies fembots to take care of the goverment of the US.

[coasterkrazy]

- 6 drunken hobos
- A paperclip
- A pin
- A potato
- A mystery investigator

I have no better ideas. Sorry.

[Bluhman]

-An army of zigs
-A supersized rollingpin
-Highly trained renegade boulders
-Zombies with Bows
-God

[Leon_1990]

- 10000000 cans of silly string
- an army of clowns
- Bee shooting dogs (bark and bees come out!)
- batman and robin
- George Bush (WTF! 0_o)

[Grandy]

 -A secret society composed by a blind, a thief, a nerd, a medician who is already dead so it doesn't counts, a hippie, a chief and someone who thinks he is a wizard (but he's not).
 -Secret codes such as "Yalp stel" means "Lets play"
 -An army of 300 bare-handed fighters of about 14-18 years old.
 -3 atoms (so we can cut it to make a nuclear explosion)
 -The best in they ranks:
 *Quentin Tarantino to plan the battles.
 *Jackie Chan to train our soldiers.
 *Darkfox to put everything in order.
 *George W. Bush, so we have where to pratice our shoots.
 *Robin, the Wonder Boy, so we have who to blam if we lose.

[Al~Len]

-George W. Bush
-Osama Bin laden  
-Saddam Hussein  
-Kim Jong Il  
-A world broadcast of a game of twister between these four tyrants, on ESPN2 of course. The bringers of scrabble and other well known televised sporting events..


..yeah.. o_o.. how that would conquer the world.. I dunno..

[FFL2and3rocks]

I only need one thing:

An army of pirate-ninjas.

[charaman]

trent reznor
a bunny
ginger ale
a computer
and satan

[Dashman]

Tanks
Armies
Helicopters
Tricicles
Any mexican president(or Bush)

[Fortet]

-Magical Trevor
-Lions from Kenya
-Badgers
-Salad Fingers
-That cow from 'Magical Trevor'

[Drace]

- Flying monkeys with knives.
- A group of genuises:
* Albert Einstein
* Thomas Edison
* Vincent Van Gogh
* Barney The Dinosaur
- A group of killer-toilets with an IQ of 666
- Bag-pipes(those scotish instruments), modified so they would shoot toe-nail clippings of old people. (****ing hard)
- Extra nutty, triple layerd chocolate ice-cream bombs.

[coasterkrazy]

-50 apples each contamintated by 3 worms.
- An army of n00bs armed with gun smileys (which I will NEVER post).
- 9 energetic apathetic diabetic old men on roller skates who have a mark propensity for procrastination and slobs (dont ask)
- A satellite
- Multi-color lightsabers

EDIT: 100 posts! I told myself I had to be excited...

EDIT 2: Ok, last edit I promise. I mean, 100 posts without spamming!

[drenrin2120]

-giant twinkies
-a very large cage
-fishing line, pole, and hook
-porn
-lots of patience

[Big_Duke]

-A colassal sumo wrestler
-85 trillion Tons of food
-Catherine Zeta Jones acting sexy in a bikini
-2 redwood trees
-a BAR

[Kinslayer]

- Bush
-Chaney
-Bush Jr.
-Blair
-Carlyle Group

Easy, right?