The Big Emerald 3

[X_marks_the_ed]

For those who haven't played before, here are the rules:

1.Describe how you steal the emerald from the previous owner.
2.No cursing.
3.You may defy the laws of physics.
4.There's no use trying to kill someone, they'll just come back.
5.You may control other characters

I shall start with the emerald. (As I still have it from the Big Emerald 2) I am still in the middle of the desert.

Here I go:

Ed looked around at his environment.
"Hmm..." He said.
"No one around."

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: MWARDI HAR HAR HAR! *Snatches Emerald and floats off*

[BlackIceAdept]

BIA: ...*summons a large water wall*
*MT11 smacks into it and drops the emerald*
BIA: I'll take that!

[Drace]

Drace: *Taps BIA's shoulder* Hey. Do you happen to kno where..... shinny! YOINK! *grabs it our of BIA's hand and runs away*
BIA: Damnit!

PS: BIA is also the shortcut name to Brothers In Arms.

[CoolZidane]

Zidane dons armor, then hits Drace with a car, breaking most of Drace's bones. Zidane takes the Emerald and runs, laughing insanely.

[Tomi]

Tomi summons an army of monkey, who kills CoolZidane and brings the emerald to me.  MWAHAhAHAHa!!!!1111

[BlackIceAdept]

BIA: hey zidane...
Zidane:
*a huge water elemental flows out of the ground in between the two*
*water elemental smacks zidane 100 miles into the mountains and snags the emerald*
BIA: Thanks. *unsummons the elemental*

[WarxePB]

*a giant black airship crashes into BIA*

-Xios: So, it begins again...
-Cloak: My airship! You killed my airship!
-Xios: Don't be such a crybaby. *slaps Cloak*
-Jani Fors: Settle down, boys. I need that emerald to finish my new machine!
-Warxe: What machine?
-Sein 25: The "Ultra-Cool Combat Bot!" *shows Gundam figurine assembly instructions*
-Warxe: ...
-Xios: *goes down to airship wreckage* Hey, where'd that kid go?
-BIA: You missed me. *runs off with emerald*
-Cloak: Oh no you don't! Teleports to BIA and grabs emerald.
-Warxe: ...What?
-Cloak: Sorry, forgot the asteriks. *teleports to BIA and grabs emerald*
-BIA: *grabs emerald back*
-Cloak: *decapitates BIA, grabs emerald and teleports back*
-Sein 25: To the Fors Labs!
*Batman effect*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Fufufu.

Everyone: What the hell?!

Warxe: Have you been watching Pokemon? And where did you come from?

Dragonium: Silence! *Summons all of Warxe's hideously mis-spelt brethren*

Waxe: O... K...

Warce: I don't have a clue what's going on.

Werte: Meh.

QWERTY: Bloooo!!

6364mmn556#';'gfr -054l;: You should be quiet, you'll ruin the effect.

Warxe: Give me the emerald, I'm outta here, this is craz --

*Gets eaten by QWERTY*

Auron: Hmph. *Chops off most of the airship*

Jani Fors: I don't have a clue what's goin' on here, but --

*Gets eaten by QWERTY*

Dragonium: Yoink! *Steals emerald and jumps off the airship*

[Pythis]

Pythis: *jumps into Dragonium grabs the emerald and phases through the floor*

[Drace]

Drace: 23! 78! 59! Go! *runs toward Pythis with a rugby player team*
Pythis: 0.o f*ck! *team jumps on Pythis*
No. 69: I got it! *hands it over to Drace*
Drace: Excellent. *wishtles and a black dragon comes* Cya later Pythis *jumps on but drops the Emerald in mid-air* Kadamn it!

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: You know, if I hadn't just hit the floor from 10,000 feet, I'd be a lot happier.

*Emerald lands right in front of him*

Dragonium: That'll do as compensation.

*Runs away with emerald*

[WarxePB]

-Cloak: WARIO! Duh-duh-dun-nah! *pulls out giant extended hand thing*
-Xios: ?
-Sein 25: I think he's been playing too much Mario Tennis.
-Shy Guy: *random noises*
-Xios: Where'd he come from?
-Shy Guy: *random noises* *smacks Xios*
-Cloak: Now, let's see if this works... *presses a button on the extended hand thing, and it somehow stretches all the way to Drag*
-Drag: WTF?
-Extended Hand Thing: YOINK! *grabs emerald and stretches back to Cloak*
-Cloak: Sweetness.
-Sein 25: That was really out of character for you.
-Shy Guy: *random noises*
-Cloak: You wanna hear out of character?
*puts on Warxe mask*
Cloak: Man, I'm such a loser... *dies for no apparent reason, then comes back to life, also for no apparent reason*
-Sein 25: That works... hey, where'd the emerald go?
-???: You should be more concerned with guarding this emerald...
*Kratos appears with the emerald*
-Xios: Oh, it's just you.
-Kratos: Indeed.
-Cloak: Well, we need to flee before anyone comes to get the emerald.
-Kratos: Why don't we just stay and fight?
-Xios: Either way, someone's gonna come and get the emerald. It's in the rules.
-Sein 25: And fighting sucks, anyways. I'd rather settle things with words.
-Shy Guy: *random noises*
-Kratos: ...(what have I got myself into?) Very well, we'll flee. *runs*
-Cloak: *runs*
-Xios: *runs*
-Sein 25: That's not fair. I can't run...
-Warxe: Don't worry, we're probably safer here.
-Sein 25: What? I tohught you got eaten by that QWERTY thing.
-Warxe: I was. And I still am... *disappears*
-Sein 25: ...
-Shy Guy: -_-

[Pythis]

Pythis: Soul of hell, Flames of Eternity, Gods of the world grant me strength!
Gaurd: WTF?
Pythis: Ahh screw it *Grabs the emerald from Kratos*
Kratos: ...****

[andy165175]

* Pokes Pythis * Hi!!!!! * Poke Poke *
Andy165175 walked away, tHe Emerald in his hand. How? Don't ask.