Pest Control - RP

[Grandy]

 *Aikkus and John are walking down the stairs of the library*
 Atikkus: Oookay. So, John, eh? I aways wanted to see any other place than my neighborhood.
 John: Is that so? I can show you the city, I usd to go everywere in my job.
 Atikkus: Good, a personal guide, now all what I nee-
 ?: What you need is to drop this.
 Atikkus: *Turns around, roll eyes* -sigh- Not you again!
 Okneoth: Yup, me again.
 Atikkus: How did you find me?
 Okneoth: Newspaper. Big explosion. Demon. Missing driver. Driver lives nearby. Driver has neighbors that saw him going to the library. Driver is standing at your right.
 John: Driver has a name. John.
 Okneoth: And thats basically how we found you.
 Atikkus: "We found you"?
 Okneoth: Yes, we found you.
 Atikkus: ... I have a bad feeling abou this.
 Okneoth: Oh don't worry, she's not upset for you leaving her behind.
 Atikkus: Well that great, 'caus- *Gets punched in the head by someone behind he*
 Okneoth: Yup, not upset at all. She's furious.
 ??: ATIKKUS! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME BEHIND?!
 *Both John and Okneoth walk a step behind*

[Darkfox]

*A girl around 17 of age dressed in a blue shirt with matching lady's shorts watches this, her eyes are purple and her hair is long and white with a light blue tint, in some odd way she resembles Neon*

Girl: *hardly heard over the yelling* Ummm... excuse me...

[Grandy]

 Atikkus: OUCH! That hurt! Can't you see me at least one time without knocking me out?!
 Gillians: NOT THIS TIME, YOU BIG- *notices the girl* Oh, hello there.

[WarxePB]

*Somewhere in the middle of London*

*Des is walking through the streets of London, drawing glances from all of the pedestrians. Suddenly, he stops, and looks to the east.*

-Des: ...hm.

*He continues walking, but something in his jacket vibrates, and he grabs his cell phone from his pocket.*

-Des: Seth?

[Seth: Yeah.]

-Des: Did you find it?

[Seth: No, I'm still looking for the HQ, but I've found some useful information.]

-Des: Like?

[Seth: Just like you thought, there are other Ancient Miscreations. I finally got through to the spirits in the UK, and they've notified me of a woman who calls herself "Malei" somewhere in Liverpool.]

-Des: What side is she?

[Seth: I can't tell, but they also say there's two others in London.]

-Des: Yes, T-re'tha and Joth-hyi were both here.

[Seth: Were?]

-Des: T-re'tha - who calls himself Frankie -'s whereabouts are currently unknown, but I'm sure he's not in London. And Darkside tried to ED, but I sealed him for the time being.

[Seth: Oh, okay. Well, you should go see Malei, and I'll report back to you when I get some more info.]

-Des: Very well. Take care, Seth.

*He puts the phone away.*

-Des: And you too, Neon. Don't succumb yet...

*He covers himself in a blue aura, and disappears.*

-Passerby 1: ...did you just see that?

-Passerby 2: Yeah. Must be one of those Miscreation guys.

[Darkfox]

***

Girl: My name is Feona! Oh yeah... *reaches into a bacpack she was carrying and unzips it, it's filled with multiple plushies, she pulls out an unusual one that sorta resembles the creature Neon turned into, she then pulls out a picture and shows it to everybody, it's a picture of Neon* have you seen him? I heard he came here recently but I heard his plane got wrecked by a huge monster... I hope he's alright...

***

Giant Zombie: Unghhh... *continues on it's path, cars swerve to avoid it*

Cop 1: Yep... there's somthing weird up with that. Wanna do anything?
Cop 2: Your kiddin right?
Cop 1: Yep...
Cop 2: Good... *they drive off*

*The zombie stomps up to the police station*

Zombie: Unnghhh... SMASH POLICE STATION!!

*The zombie begins pounding on the side of the police station with the car, many cops rush out*

Police Chief: O.o Never EVER has a criminal been so stupid as to... egh... nevermind, FIRE!

*they begin shooting*

[WarxePB]

*Liverpool*

-Des *to a random passerby*: Excuse me, do you know of a lady named Malei?

-Ped: Huh?

-Des: Nevermind. Sorry for wasting your time.

-Ped: Whatever *walks off*

-Des *to another passerby*: Excuse me, do you know where Malei lives?

-Ped 2: No, I don't. Sorry.

-Des: Okay, thank you.


***


*2 hours later*

-Des: ...ugh, I'll never find her.

*He looks up, and sees a sign that says "Matoya's Cave - Potion Shop Extraordinaire!"*

-Des: Matoya...? Wasn't that the witch from FF1?

-Fighter: I like swords!

-Des: -_- *goes into the potion shop*


***


-Woman at the Desk: Yes?

*The woman is a heavyset fair-skinnd woman, with long black hair tied back in a braid. She's wearing a long multicolored dress that looks like it's been patched more than once.*

-Des: Yes, I'm looking for Malei. Does she work here?

-WatD: You're looking at her. What can I do for ya?

-Des: ...Ma'ae?

-Malei: Why, I haven't been called that for at least a century! Who are you?

-Des: Does Se'kedes ring a bell?

-Malei: Des? I thought you would've been dead by now!

-Des: Same here, but you're obviously still around.

-Malei: So, what brings you here?

-Des: Have you been contacted by a shady organization that wants to move all of the S'res back to our homeworld?

-Malei: Just last week, a man named Revelle came and asked me about that same thing. I said that I didn't know any Miscreations, and that I wouldn't go, so he just left.

-Des: I want to go to their headquarters and find out some more information about them. I was thinking of reuniting the survivors of... 'the gang', plus a few warriors I know back home and in London.

-Malei: The old gang? Oh, most of them are dead by now. I know Warxe vanished about 500 years ago, Fo'rsh said he was going to the Americas, and what became of Old Hag, I don't have the foggiest.

-Des: Not to mention Darkside, T-re'tha and Myst.

-Malei: Oh? What happened to them?

-Des: Joth-hyi has unfortunately become what he embodies. After duelling with Frankie - what T-re'tha calls himself now - he tried to seize two women by ED, but I had to seal him.

-Malei: That's just like you, not wanting to kill.

-Des: Unfortunately, one of the women I was protecting was killed shortly afterwards... but her spirit was corrupted by greed, and she would've done no good to stay alive.

-Malei: And what about Myst?

-Des: I'm sure she's still alive somewhere - her species have incredible longevity - but I can't sense her, and I don't know where she went. And I'm sure Old Hag is still alive as well, though I don't know where she is either.

-Malei: Not much of an ESP, are you?

-Des: ...My powers have faded over time. I'm sure yours have too.

-Malei: You kiddin'? I'm still as fit as I was when we left that gate!

-Des: And you haven't changed either. You were always ready to fight.

-Malei: Well, then let's go find Myst and Ale'ya!

-Des: What about your shop?

-Malei: Oh, don't worry about it. My assistant will take care of it. I've told him everything, and he knows that I might not return.

-Des: You expected me to come?

-Malei: Not you, but after I heard about that demon in London, I knew someone would.

-Des: I see. Well, let's go.

[Darkfox]

***

*Tamamo is seen walking at a street curve, the don't walk sign comes up*

Tamamo: ... *waits*

*People drive by giving weird looks, Tamamo sends out a blast knocking a truck over and into a building causing a wall to crumble, everybody stops, paying attention for a moment then becoming terrified, the cars screech to a stop in the street and people begin to back away*

Tamamo: Grrr... *charges up an attack*

[Drace]

Drace: *On the phone* Yes.
?: *Other side of phone* .....
Drace: Yes.
?: ....
Drace: Ok, where can we meet?
?: ....
Drace: Ok, I'll have to look that up a map then.
?: ....
Drace: Come on, you know I ain't familiar around this place.
?: ....
Drace: Well I don't care. Anyhoe, could you take my precious with you?
?: ....
Drace: Yes, that's my precious. Thanks.
?: ....
Drace: Heehe, no. Just meet me there with the stuff.
?: ....
Drace: Cya. *hangs up* Now that, that's finished. I need a new identity. *Surfs on the internet, prints something and plastifies it* From now on, I'm .......

[Moosetroop11]

Hope: ...

Daryl: Is it just me, or do we do all the waiting around here?

Hope: Des said he'd come back for us.

Daryl: Yeah...

Policeman 1: *Whispers* There they are!

Policeman 2: What? Two women?

Policeman 1: The wings, man, the wings!

Policeman 2: Ah yeah. Okay, what do we do?

Policeman 1: We got firearm permission. We shoot on sight.

Policeman 2: Right...

Policeman 1: GO!

*They run out of their hiding place and start shooting. Daryl instinctively spreads her wings and blocks the bullets with them*

Daryl: You alright?

Hope: Picks up rock* Fine... *Chucks rock hard, it hits Policeman 1 in the forehead and he is unconcious* Better not use the gun until I fix it...

Daryl: Right. Flies up, then kicks down on Policeman 2, who is sent flying. Daryl then picks up Policeman 1's gun and fires at 2's legs. Policeman 2 limps off*

Hope: They've found us...

[WarxePB]

***

-Des: Hmm?

-Malei: Something wrong?

-Des: Something's wrong with Hope. She was the other woman I was protecting from Darkside.

-Malei: Shall we?

-Des: Yes.

*Both of them dissppear*

-Passerby: Man, this place just keeps getting freakier...


***


-Policeman 1: Damn!

*He runs to his car, and picks up the radio*

-Policeman 1: This is unit Delta Bravo! I need as much backup as I can get! Don't ask why!

[Reciever: Copy that, Delta Bravo.]

*Des and Malei appear*

-Des: Hmm? *looks around and spots Hope and Daryl* What happened here?

[Moosetroop11]

Daryl: An attack by a couple of policemen... They didn't know who they were doealing with, but it sounds like they were told to shoot miscreations on sight.

Des: It's really got that bad...

Malei: They'll have called for backup, I suppose?

Hope: Backup?

Daryl: Yeah, almost definately.

Malei: *Chuckles* You know, if you were ruthless killers like Se'kedes here, *She motions to Des* you wouldn't have such a problem.

Daryl: Meaning?

Malei: The dead can't call for backup, dear.

Hope: I've only killed when I've needed to...

Des: Hmm. Well from now on, your life is a top priority, Hope. Don't hold back if your life is in danger.

Hope: *Nods slowly*

Malei: Oh well. Looks like we've got a fight on our hands, then!

Des: Indeed. Police will be approaching from all sides.

Daryl: *Loads stolen weapon* Bring them on.

[Grandy]

 Atikkus: *looks closely to the picture* ...nope. Sorry, never saw before.

[Darkfox]

Aoi: Somthing is even worse wrong. Why isn't there more police around and what is that racket!? *people run by* I have a feeling the Police will not be our major concern...

[WarxePB]

*Multiple police cars pull in*

-Policeman 1: Surrender now, or we'll shoot!

-Des: Shoot, then. You should know that bullets won't harm S'res.

-Malei: And these two girls are more resillient to them than any bulletproof material you can find.

-Policeman 1: Then you give us no choice!

*The police start to shoot at them, but Des holds out his hand and distorts the air around Hope and Daryl, which causes the bullets to disintegrate on contact.*

-Des: You can still shoot out, so cover me and Malei.

*He draws his Demon Teeth, and Malei pulls out a small wand with a crescent moon on the end.*

-Malei: SWEEP!

*A giant broom materializes, which sweeps over the police, sending some of the officers and cars flying. Des continues to move forward, injuring but not killing the police in his way. About 20 bullets are lodged in his chest, but he seems unaffected.*

-Policeman 2: He's not stopping! Hold your fire!

*Des walks up to the policeman, who seems to be the leader.*

-Des: Retreat now, or I will be forced to start killing. And I do not want to start killing.

-Policeman 2: We can't! The head of Scotland Yard ordered us to bring those two back alive!

-Des: Then tell them that they were being guarded, and that you couldn't risk a capture.

-Policeman 2: We can't! I'd rather die than report a failure!

-Des: That's exactly why I don't and won't kill you.

-Policeman 2: Urggh!

*The policeman whips out his gun and fires it, sending a bullet right between Des' eyes. He falls to the ground, though there's no blood.*

-Malei: Okay, THAT's it. No more Mrs. Nice Guy. MAELSTROM!

*Above the area, air compresses and compacts until a small black hole forms (note that a black hole isn't really a hole, but a black sphere with intense gravitational pull). The policemen and their cars are the only things drawn to it, and most of them save for the head officer and his car are sucked to it. It explodes, killing the policemen up there and completely totalling the cars.*

-Policeman 2: ...O.o

-Malei: I thought you'd like that. Now, like Des said, go back to your superiors and explain what happened, or I'll do it myself.

-Policeman 2: Y-y-y-y-yes ma'am! *He drives off*

-Des: *gets up* ..ugh... I'm going to have a headache after this...

-Malei: It's good to see your skin's still thick as your skull.

-Des: ...

[Darkfox]

*a car flies by hitting the abndoned building it gets stuck in half way, a portion of the building crumbles*

Aoi: Ok, you can stop doing that... you uh... did that right?