Two odd news stories

[Razor]

Also used in such instances as
 "My bad diarrhea made the inside of the toilet bowl Enix, and I had to clean it with a rag, which then also became Enix."

[Drace]

Here's an example of how not to use it:
"I have to take an Enix.", "I've got some Enix on my shoe." and "Look, that Enixy bag of Enix smells like Enix."

[Dragonium]

Drace, what the Enix are you talking about?

Besides, Japan became westernized long ago.

A Lesson in Correct Japanese:

Correct Version: Doko de shokuji ga de ki masu ka?

Incorrect Version: Umm, doko de, like, shokuji ga de ki, like, masu ka?

Anyways, back to Shining Soul II for me.

[Grandy]

Originally posted by Drighton
Ever wonder what the world would be like if Japan hadn't westernized? All these Samurai and ninja running around as local police.

"Several pedestrians were treated for minor scrapes andcuts after being plowed down in a rickshaw chase. Apparently the chase started after a man insulted the honor of an officer. The man evaded the officers when he stopped and laughed in an evil manner before disappearing in a cloud of smoke. Several throwing stars were retreived from the scene. The honor-insulted officer failed to comment, but made several dramatic poses while humming his theme song."

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