Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[MrMister]

Ok, but it continues to be gay.
I wish they made another Futurama game.

[Apex]

They already did, it came out 20 years ago..

I wish I had a gameshark for real life.

[Razor]

Granted, it's from the game Jaws and it eats you.

I wish Batman killed everyone.
And made it into a game.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Wish granted, but Batman gets cancer.

I wish.

[Jek]

Granted, but the . is replaced by a :

I wish that there was a grand theft carriage.(midevil version of grand theft auto)

[Razor]

Granted, but the game and console it goes on is also Mideval. Enjoy your book.

I wish Mario was black, y'all.

[Bluhman]

Granted. Mario now wears black like me! Go suits!

I wish Sonic wore some DAMN PANTS!

[X_marks_the_ed]

They're purple leather pants.

I wish Fable was longer.

[I Have a Sandwich]

It becomes longer, but it becomes so long it eats itself.

I wish that Gilder and Vash were both in one game, and kicked ***.

[WarxePB]

Granted, but it's a gay love sim.

I wish that Mario and Sonic were in a game together.

[aboutasoandthis]

Granted. They're both in the next Pokemon game.

I wish there was a version of Burnout with some Hip-Hop music.

[Archem]

Granted, but now it's completely boring.

I wish they would make a sequal to the PC Far Cry. Cuz I don't have no XBox 360.

[Meiscool-2]

Granted, but now all the PCs suddenly transform into Xbox 360s.

I wish charas had emo emotes. Off topic? Yes.

[Dragoon de Sol]

Granted, but they're all the same wrist slicing emoticons, only with different hair styles.

I wish the blood in video games was blue

[Archem]

Granted, but now all the PCs suddenly transform into Xbox 360s.

Well, that kills two birds with one stone, eh?
 
Granted. You sick commie bastard.

I hope that Rare makes a sequal worth of carrying on the name of Conker's Bad Fur Day (N64 version, of course!)