Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Big_Duke]

Granted, but you die before it comes out.

I wish there was a video game where you do chores with a controller and all your chores are done in real life.

[Meiscool-2]

Granted, but in return, your vidoe game also gets to do all the cool stuff, such as play vidoe games and have sex with stuff.

I wish there was a simulation based on the life of Tomi.

[Jek]

granted, but half the game is spent on the forum.

i wish that there was a gun game with mario on it for x-box

[Revolution911]

..Way to ruin your own wish.

I wish Monster Hunter Freedom wasnt so FUCKING HARD.

[Darkfox]

...Now it takes under 10 seconds to beat and all you do is take one step.

I wish there was a Sean Conery game.

[DarkFlood2]

Granted, But all he does is talk endlessly about how he was James Bond.

I wish for a game where you can do whatever you want.

[Big_Duke]

Granted but you are an ant through the game and you have to move through eight levels of people squashing you

I wish I had the best video game ever and the best system ever to play it on.

[Dragoon de Sol]

Granted, Pong: Redux is released on the Atari Infinity.

[Big_Duke]

I wish there was a game were you can eat

[Emerates]

Granted, buy you're anhorexic, so it doesn't matter.

I wish there was a game with a belemic hero.

[Archem]

Granted. But this story ends in tragedy at the beginning when you pass out from malnutrition. In front of a passing train.

I wish I was a Goron. Then I could eat rock, and actually enjoy them!

[Meiscool-2]

Originally posted by Jek
granted, but half the game is spent on the forum.

OWNED

Originally posted by Revolution911
..Way to ruin your own wish.

ROFL

Originally posted by Meiscool
Granted, but in return, your vidoe game also gets to do all the cool stuff, such as play vidoe games and have sex with stuff.

LOL




I have no further contrabution.

[EXO Muffin]

Originally posted by Archem2
Granted. But this story ends in tragedy at the beginning when you pass out from malnutrition. In front of a passing train.

I wish I was a Goron. Then I could eat rock, and actually enjoy them!

Granted, but you accidentally eat a volcano and explode. I wish that you could make a handheld portable game console system that had the capabilities of a PC,a DS, a PSP, and a Wii.

[Dragoon de Sol]

Granted.
Virtual Boy 2 released.

[Tomi]

Its a boy.  You Michael Jackson wannabee.

I wish the title "Metal Tears" didn't remind me of "Metal Gear(s Solid)"