Author Topic: Vending Machine (Read 434211 times)

ZeroKirbyX · « **Reply #15 on:** December 29, 2006, 11:24:01 PM »

It steals your money, it wants $1.75.

You put a monkey in the machine.

Tomi · « **Reply #16 on:** December 29, 2006, 11:32:41 PM »

Jek comes out. It was rejected.

I put Snoopy into the vending machine.

Archem · « **Reply #17 on:** December 30, 2006, 12:06:03 AM »

Nothing comes out because it's unplugged.

I plug the machine in...

Tomi · « **Reply #18 on:** December 30, 2006, 12:10:25 AM »

And you get electrocuted comes out.

I put a pine cone in.

MrMister · « **Reply #19 on:** December 30, 2006, 12:27:32 AM »

A small tree comes out.
I put a mexan toy in.

ZeroKirbyX · « **Reply #20 on:** December 30, 2006, 12:37:17 AM »

You get mexican candy and die of lead poisoning.

I put Japan in.

Meiscool-2 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 30, 2006, 01:11:07 AM »

A vending machine controller pops out.

You press 'b' on the controller.

Emerates · « **Reply #22 on:** December 30, 2006, 01:16:42 AM »

You fire your Ion Painter and miss.

I put a MIC into the vending machine...

Fortet · « **Reply #23 on:** December 30, 2006, 01:23:11 AM »

Jesusisme comes out

I put a LifeSaver in the vending machine

Meiscool-2 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 30, 2006, 01:28:56 AM »

JesusIsMe pops back out.

You put an Amish boy in the machine.

Bluhman · « **Reply #25 on:** December 30, 2006, 01:39:32 AM »

Tribal Chanting begins to play out of the vending machine.

You pour the mountain dew of the sierra mist into the vending machine.

Archem · « **Reply #26 on:** December 30, 2006, 03:19:23 AM »

The machine short-circuts. Thank you very much for ruining the game, Bluhman.

I put a new vending machine in the place of the broken one...

Tomi · « **Reply #27 on:** December 30, 2006, 03:20:49 AM »

God's smiteing hand comes out and smites you for spilling the nectar of life.

I put in an Emo CD.

Xecoa · « **Reply #28 on:** December 30, 2006, 03:50:27 AM »

a fresh bag of sharp razor blades come out

I put a piece of pocket lint in the machine

Archem · « **Reply #29 on:** December 30, 2006, 05:32:15 AM »

Your pocket comes out.

I put a quarter in the machine...

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