Vending Machine

[Dominicy]

a sign that says 'butter and jam pwease ;3'

a shoe falls into the machine from the sky at mach 400

[DarkFlood2]

A giant clam comes out and clamps onto your head.

I put the charas pub into the machine.

[Dominicy]

a  bunch-a spam comes out.

the clam swallows me whole and spits me into the machine.

[Emerates]

A g-narled your head comes out.

I key-input process Jude Law en la machina!

[Dominicy]

an ABS comes out.

I sweat into the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Your vending machine seems much happier.

I pet the vending machine.

[Emerates]

The vending machine purrs.

In a fit of jealousy, I throw _the_ed into the machine.

[Dominicy]

a finger drops out of the machine, along with loud buzzing sounds.

I rewrite the V as a B.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Out come hot laba and a vottle of voiling hot laba.

The vending machine spits me out, unscratched and undamaged. I pet it again for being a good vending machine.

[Koopapooper]

and Rammstein came out and Burn't and ripped the
Flesh on his bones off, and then ripped your flesh off.
 
then he sang "mein teil"


I put the F word in the machine as well with ronald.(Mcdonald)s

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get an f'ing quarter punder with f'ing ketchup and f'ing mustard. You throw the f'ing thing back at the f'ing machine and shout.

I die and stuff my corpse in the machine in that order.

[elementalhero76]

A topic kick comes out and its mine rofl!

I put it back in.

[Dominicy]

 one kick to rule them all drops out in the form of a grenade and kills us all thanks to you.

I put the entire month of July in the machine.

[WarxePB]

A cure for cancer would have been created in July, but you erased that section of time. Good job.

I put Samurai Jack into the vending machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Out comes Aku.

I take the machine to a dog show, where it wins a blue ribbon.