Vending Machine

[elementalhero76]

mmmm... cake what the?
i get  

i put   into the machine!

[Bluhman]

You get  .

I put the lime in the *machine*, you nut and mix it all up.

[X_marks_the_ed]

I drink them both together.

I put ZeroKirbyX in the machine.

[Fortet]

A Kirby-Sammich comes out

I put a black hole i---

[X_marks_the_ed]

The black hole eats you and vanishes. No one else is harmed.

I cram Eh! Steve! In the machine and kill him.....in that order.

[Yhtomitsu]

eve comes out hmmm

i put a chaos space monkey in the machine

[Tomi]

A flying monkey from Oz comes out.

I put in a witch.

[Dominicy]

sand comes out because I said so.

I beat runescape to death with a lead pipe because Dracula told me to.

[Bluhman]

You lose, because Runescape is horribly overpowered. You die, and then you revive in the courtyard of an obscure, stupid Romanian Castle with only three items on you.

I insert my pen into the machine.

[Yhtomitsu]

ink comes out where the f*** is his pen

i put my sister into the machine

[Tomi]

The machine gives you a tootsie roll.

I put Wimbledon into the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

The machine shoots a racket (raquet) at you. A giant scoreboard with a voice recording says "20 Love."

I put a quarter in the machine. o.O

[Moosetroop11]

There is a crazy whirring sound and a terrible scream and then a vending machine comes out.

The end.

[X_marks_the_ed]

He machine shoots a NOUN at you.

I put an 'out of order' sign on the machine.

[Tomi]

A new shipment of order comes in and the vending machine is restocked.

I put a pinecone in the machine.