The ^ < V game

[j_master]

^ lies about their weight
v is a monkey on roller skates

[Dominicy]

^ is ray man.
< is bone man.
V is duck man.

[j_master]

^ isn't a man  
< quack quack
v also not a man

[Ben]

^Wears lame shades
VIs no mere quadroped

[WarxePB]

^ cannot spell

< thinks V is true

V thinks ^ is false

[Rayonius]

^ Innately paradoxical.
< New but good.
V I would insult you but I don't want to get hurt.

[Bluhman]

^I hurt him.
vIs a

[j_master]

^thinks i am a
< wears cool shades
V tastes like chicken

[A Forgotten Legend]

^ ...huh?
< probably tastes like chicken
V no sense of direction on a map

[WarxePB]

^ thinks V is Black Belt
< can not defy the laws of physics by not understanding them
V knows what I'm talking about

[Dragonium]

^ WAHT???

< In a bit of a predicament right now, due to wanting to see Mastodon live on the 12th, but the gig being roughly 70 miles away and me being completely unable to get there.

V Will come up with an incredible solution to my problem.

[Ben]

^Should just take a greyhound. Itll cost an extra 35-50 bucks, but imean...IT F'N MASTODON.
VMurphy.

[Djanki]

^ Tucker (Murder She Purred! ^_^)

< "MEOW!"

V "WTF?!"

[Emerates]

^ Is a sick bastard.

< Will no longer refer to Aboutasoandthis as Aboutaso, because he likes it too much.

V Will probably repeat what I say about him.

[A Forgotten Legend]

^ can't predict was I was going to say
< will not repeat it
V will say something completely random