Name suggestions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bluhman]

Wait... Wait... I can do this.

A: Evan Jones is a fat, dumb, beer-swigging loser who has no allies in the unforgiving world. He wields his giant hammer with little skill, but great strength, and is generally not a very sharp knife in the drawer at all. In fact, he could be more defined as a nutcracker.

B: Mica Fujiwa is... Well, We can't tell if he's a guy or a girl. He can whip off his cloak to reveal the blinding and horrible truth of its gender to its opponents in order to freeze them into their tracks, and then uses a bad *** whip-cane to whip...cane them to death. He has a very confused, drunken way of handling matters in life.

C: Officer Kroopey is a skilled police officer, being attentive and optimistic, who wields a cork gun. He somehow is able to make the cork gun pierce thick armors of opponents, and also cause the cork to set fire!

D: Jon Deane only wanted to be a ballet dancer. However, he was drafted into the Spathiwan Army of West Spathiwa. He, being a Spathi, has intense and undying interest in... Milk. His weapon is a titanium milk canister rocket launcher, and, despite strong armor, and powerful weaponry, Jon is a coward, and has often been described as a 'dork'.

E: Nurse Zelda is a nurse who has a wrench and syringe as a weapon. She is a total psycho, often diagnosing people with nonexistent diseases and giving fatal shots to patients using her surgery equipment. Despite this, officials credit her as a reliable worker and innovative problem solver. She's been speculated to have mind-control powers...

F: Sarah Bloody is a homeless woman who holds a long past of rivalries against Evan. Sarah wields a double-bladed sword as a weapon, but she has no idea how to use it. In her past life, she was a very skilled lawyer, and she is proficient in Spanish, algebra, and is very poetic.

G: Ms. Paint is a weird woman who somehow got her legs forever stuck into a single sock. Her hair fell into a green paintcan, and she's not wearing a shirt. Just looking at Ms. Paint causes enemies heads to explode. In order to stop this from happening, Paint must yell 'Huffi Muffi Guffi!" While flapping her arms.

H: Janet Planet is a woman who officially represents the planet Pluto. After hearing that her planet was no longer actually being referred to as a planet, but as something else, she was outraged, and came to Earth to destroy the humans and rename Earth to Pluto. After persuasion, she changes her mind about what to do, and joins the party. She wields a 'lazor pistel'.

I: Danny Groobar is an OLD, OLD man who was a japanese shogun who lived in england. He was extremley skilled in the art of Kendo, and was a devout follower of Zen Buddhism. Late in his life, he switched bodies with his younger brother, Denny Groobar.

J: Denny Groobar is a young rock star, in the body of a 89 year old. He's miserable of his choice to switch bodies. He thought he could get fame and fortune for being the oldest rock star in existence, but all he got was th ability to level entire cities by pushing over skyscrapers with incredible ease, and being able to run at 256 miles per minute. He's super strong, and unbelievably fearful of his own power.

K: 23456 Is a robot man with the face of a human. He was a pioneering project in order to make an android with the face of a man. Despite his face, he only uses it as a bludgeon, and will gleefully head butt anyone who threatens his safety, or the safety of his allies.


Whoo. Finally done. Hope that's some satisfactory bios, man.

[game_maniac]

^MS Paint is the best.

[Dragonium]

Charas members, two posts above me you will behold the funniest post on the forum of the past year.

I read it 40 minutes ago, and I have only just stopped laughing.

[Miss Muffet]

Thanx a million Bluhman. Those bios were seriously funny and they just gave me  one of the greatest ideas ive eva come up with. Yaaaaaaaay!! Mwahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Originally posted by Dragonium
Charas members, two posts above me you will behold the funniest post on the forum of the past year.

I read it 40 minutes ago, and I have only just stopped laughing.

XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!X



XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!
XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD!XD! I'm done now...

That post was hilarious!!!!!

[Revolution911]

Originally posted by Rikou
Random name generators save alot of time. This one program I have, "RMXP Tools '07", has a random name generator (Usable for more than character names), and you can choose from 'Demon', 'English', 'Gaelic', 'Greek', and 'Japanese'. I use japanese the most.  

Weeaboo.