Meisventing YAY

[Revolution911]

CHARAS GETS GIRLS.

[Zerlina]

Ahh okay, I see what you're saying, Meis. But don't you think if you took it further, then in a while you'd end up in the same place again (replaying the same song)? Maybe think of other stuff you can do, or suggest you do something else other than just dinner movie etc. My ex and I used to go hiking, and bowling, or just go sit by the ravine, or even make video sketches. There's lots you can do besides the physical if you're just looking to keep things interesting.

[Meiscool-2]

I don't really live in an area where doing stuff like that is easy. We've got a bowling alley in the next city over... and our park has been flooded (If anyone heard of the recent amount of rainfall america has been getting). We have a subway though so I'm happy.

I do understand what you mean though. Leave it to a girl to give me some sound advise.

[ZeroKirbyX]

Recent rainfall? Wut.

I advise pick-up lines. Pick-up lines and roofies.

[Archem]

Come to think of it, it has rained in the past month...

[Ben]

What you gotta do is go on a date where the potential for an argument is imminent. Also, the standard date thing wont work here...you need something dangerous. Try taking her for a barefoot walk on razors and glass. Get into an argument with here, and in the heat of the moment, get your sex on, rolling in the greasy razors and broken glass shards.

[Archem]

And video tape it. Remember = Footage or it's fiction.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

And then talk to your agent. HeŽll know what to do with the video.

YouŽre gonna make millions man. *backpat*

[Archem]

YouTubeDOTcom!

[A Forgotten Legend]

I put that in my address bar and it started to go to livejournal. O_o...

[Ben]

And we'll overdub the music from requiem for a dream onto it. That song makes everything Dramatic. Seriously. Listen to it while watching the weather channel on mute. Youll crap your pants

[Uberpwn_w00t]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Meiscool-2]

I'm suprised no one made a "Yes, it will be the best 10 second sex tape anyone's ever seen!" crack.

Because I would've.

[Almeidaboo]

Zerlina, it'll be forever impossible for you to understand because you are NOT a man and, plus, you do NOT live in a country that is hot and tense sexcually speaking.

Meis, here's what I did man. You shouldn't really go on and TALK about it. You move slowly and smoothly. At least in my city, the movie theatre is the best place to start the silly hand action. You gotta be smoooth, seriously. You always start in the UPPER body, otherwise she'll get angry in your lower body and you do not want that (whomever said labor pain is the worse obviously does not have a pair of nuts).

After you've done it, THEN you talk, if needed. If you feel she felt awkward about it, ask if it was ok, and so on. And do not ask her to grab stuff, when you're good and free to go, even if still on the upper parts, i guarantee that she'll be curious enough to make her own move.

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

Oh God, LOL. Swines we are. Sorry that your thought of mind pretty much stays unsheathed Zerlina. Although I agree with it, these people are men. Internet men.

When she dumps you ---or Falcon Knees you in the nuts please let us know.